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Oh, God. Oh, my God.

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Kind of like whatever fell out of the back of the truck.

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three international borders and ended up in America.

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I think I've always shopped at a stars like twice,

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and it was out of like necessity, like proximity.

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Yeah. It's like I just need this thing and I'm right here

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and I should be in and out before I catch anything.

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Who chooses to shop at stars?

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It's either that or you're so poor.

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It's a lifestyle. You have to stop here.

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All right. Now we're starting to talk down on people about their choices

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and I feel really good about this.

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So I'm going to need you to start bagging on the pores again,

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because it really helped for my segue to get us into this episode.

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I mean, if we can get you into a proper segue,

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I'm going to do everything I can not to.

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Welcome back to Cage match, colon around about way of meeting Nicholas Cage.

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I'm Sean here with Nick and Nick and our producer Peter. Hello.

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And this week we have our special guest Marissa. Hello.

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Well, why are you here?

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Well, I was asked.

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Oh, OK. See, I'm not I'm not involved in the guest selection process.

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So like somebody will be like, Oh, that's great.

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Marissa is going to be on the show.

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What's how'd that come about?

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I'm like, I don't know.

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Well, OK. So I was asked. That's the short answer.

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Long answer was I think I was talking about Moonstruck

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and basically how I use Nicholas Cage's hand

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at work all the time to discuss people.

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Fantastic. So you have Nicholas Cage's hand.

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I do. As my desk.

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People on this podcast, we discuss, rate and review

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64 Nicholas Cage's top films and we will

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decide what ultimately is the best Nick Cage film as decided by Nick and myself.

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Yes. No one else.

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Today we are discussing Moonstruck from 1987 and Honeymoon in Vegas from 1990.

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We're going to do this again, too, aren't we?

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So I think to do to.

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This is our comedy bracket, I believe.

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Funny guy, funny guy, funny cage.

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And it's really unfortunate that you have to ask if this is supposed to be funny.

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There are times where I question

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comedy. Well, I mean, there's times when I question him as a tough guy, too.

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But we also assigned these pretty arbitrarily,

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not having much knowledge of the movies just based on trailers.

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Yeah. That Peter watched. Yeah.

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Oh, man. That was a dream of a night.

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We we broke this down based on descriptions that Peter gave us.

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Yeah, it worked out pretty well. I think so.

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I just thought it was because I had moon in both titles.

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No, that's there's actually been a lot of like random sort of like weird

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alignments between movies in general.

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This one has two weak ass men getting cuckolded.

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So yeah, great.

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So the first movie that has ended in Kukul.

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And this podcast, you see, it's so weird.

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Yeah. What Kukul?

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Weird is one way of saying it wrong.

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And another one.

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I know you're talking about. Yeah.

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So, Marissa, had you seen Honeymoon in Vegas before?

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Yes. Really? But like a very long time ago.

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Interesting. This was a total blind spot for me.

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Probably in the 90s.

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Are you now interested in watching the musical?

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No, because there is a musical based on it. What?

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Yeah. I don't know.

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Assholes. It's the first movie.

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Like a movie about like a stage musical or a live or like, OK, with songs and shit.

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You know what? It's interesting, but I'm going to move away from this.

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We're going to we're going to come back here in two hours after we've watched this.

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See you. See everyone then.

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Boy, that was terrible.

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I can't believe you spent that time.

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What was your favorite song, Nick?

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The one with Spider-Man in it was definitely my best.

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I don't have any better jokes than that.

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So we're going to move on now.

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Mercy, you're the guest.

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Do you want to explain what this movie is about? Yes.

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Nicholas Cage is a private investigator who investigates

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men who are being cheated on

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on behalf of them.

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And he takes evidence.

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He is dating Sarah Jessica Parker, who is way out of his league.

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And he is he promises his dying mother,

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who's Anne Bancroft, that he will never get married.

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And so he has a phobia, an avoidance of marriage.

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But Sarah Jessica Parker wants him to get married.

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So he agrees they go to Vegas.

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He has to have one last poker game before they can get married.

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And James Kahn has spotted Sarah Jessica Parker.

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She looks like a dead ringer for his deceased wife.

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Dead ringer.

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Dead life.

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But a ringer.

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Physical comedy.

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Oh, yeah, that was a wedding ring finger joke.

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And then the wrong hand because I am afraid of marriage.

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I am too.

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Sorry, this is a movie that like once again, really hit home,

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strikes on a lot of things that I'm like, oh, man, I don't want to get married.

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Maybe we're just fucking weird, scary.

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Also, you do look like someone who should be an Elvis impersonator.

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Oh, I thought you were going to say

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you do look like somebody who shouldn't be married.

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That's cold. But I guess well received.

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Yeah, fair.

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So James Khan hatches a plan to lure Nicholas Cage into a

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poker game where he can win money from Nicholas Cage

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so that he's indebted to such a point that he has to offer up.

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Yes, I agree to have Sarah Jessica Parker go for a weekend with James Khan.

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Somehow he takes her to Hawaii.

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That felt a little odd.

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There's a Pat Morita shows up as a taxi driver.

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Peter Boyle shows up as a as a native Hawaiian chief.

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Says some things that are what we would call problematic these days.

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Yes, I'm not going to lie.

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I love Peter Boyle's role in this movie.

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I mean, I just love him.

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Also, he was just obsessed with musicals.

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All I can think of is Frankenstein, though.

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Yeah, absolutely. Putting on the ritz.

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So they do detour in Kauai.

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Nicholas Cage goes out antics and Sue.

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They end up back in Vegas.

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The only way he can get there is to parachute in as an Elvis impersonator.

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which seemed really far fetched.

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Under very dubious circumstances, James Khan really starts lying.

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True reason for marrying, agreeing to marry anyone at this point is very spacious.

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Well, all she wants to do is get married and have kids.

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Yeah, which I understand that's every woman's core desire. But

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the views in this podcast are that of Nick and Nick's alone.

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Wait a minute.

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I have to take ownership for everything you say now. Yes.

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Anyways, they end up they end up

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she ends up falling back in love with Nick Cage because he jumps out of.

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Yeah. Grand gestures.

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Because apparently he was afraid of heights.

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I don't know. That was like a character trait thing that like never was.

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They never established that it was in the Wikipedia said that there was.

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There's a lot of stuff in the Wikipedia for this one that is blatantly wrong.

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Maybe they added that for the musical.

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It is fair to point out that Wikipedia is not a credible source.

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True, because it is all user update. Yeah.

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There is one character

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that is a callback to another movie, and that's Johnny.

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What's his name? Who plays Johnny Sandwich?

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And yes. Oh, yeah. Johnny Roastbeef Williams. Yeah.

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Fuck, yeah. God, I'm such a great character.

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What a name.

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I wish people would just start.

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I'm going to change my last name to Sandwich.

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Sandwich is a good last name.

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So he had a great name, his best.

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And then the Nick Cage's buddy was Sally Moller's.

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Yeah, that's also really good.

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And he's a dentist. Yeah, that makes sense.

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Do you think he was a dentist because he had that last number?

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He changed his name when he got into the. You have to be a dentist.

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Yeah. It's just like, sorry, dude.

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Family name, family business. Yeah.

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Richard, I to you. Got to do it.

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Let's start from let's start from the beginning.

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His crazy ass dying mother. Oh, yeah.

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That was a great real quick cameo. Yeah. Yeah.

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She was she gives a real look right before he dies.

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Oh, man. Those wild eyes.

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There's some wild eyes in this. I liked it a lot.

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Now that she died, she's dead as fuck.

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What do you think of the animated intro?

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OK, so I liked there was like this was a time it made me think back.

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I could be wrong that the money pit has one of those,

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but I feel like the money pit has an animated intro.

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I can't remember if it does, but it definitely has that same kind of vibe.

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Yeah. What's the money?

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Tom Hanks and Shelly Long.

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Yeah. They put a bunch of money in a house.

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That's a piece of shit. Yep.

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Man, it's actually based on a 1940s movie, Mr.

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Blanding Stream House.

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Well, look at you, Marissa.

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You're better at us than us. Thanks for the context.

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Get out. I hope I got that right.

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I'm not going to fact check it. Yeah.

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That's all we're here for. This is like Wikipedia.

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You can say anything and it's really not citable in court

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because we don't know shit.

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Here's another thing. Just a bunch of idiots.

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This is also true.

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So the guy who did music for Honeymoon in Vegas, David Newman,

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went to school with my dad.

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He was actually in my Uncle Tom's class.

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My uncle comes a year younger than my dad.

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And his brother, Thomas Newman, is a very famous music scorer for movies.

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He's gotten Academy Awards and stuff.

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Can we get him on this podcast?

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And is he going to get Nicholas Cage on this?

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Is he Randy Newman?

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That's their cousin, I think.

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Right. Yeah. You fucking kidding me?

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No. Why aren't you telling us these things when we meet you?

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These are hot facts.

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I want to sing songs about short people with Randy Newman

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on our Nicholas Cage podcast.

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I invite Randy Newman over, please.

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I had a I had a quick thought of Randy Quaid for a second.

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Oh, no. I'm sorry. He's gone.

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He's left the country.

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Yeah. I like Quaid. Quaid.

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Yeah. So mom kicks it.

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Yeah. So then it cuts to four years later.

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Voice over of Nick Cage explaining that he's a private eye.

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Great fake mustache.

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Oh, and he's got one of those really cool, slim cameras.

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Yes, I love. I want to get one of those.

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Great fake mustache.

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The best of the fake mustaches I've seen him wear on this podcast.

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The best. This is the most fake mustache.

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It's big. It's fake.

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It's it really went with the pants. Yeah.

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We find out that he has been dating Sarah Jessica Parker, who's a school teacher.

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He pops the question one night and they're off to Vegas the next day.

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OK, we have to pause before we jump too far into the Vegas park.

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And we've got to talk about the guy that comes to his

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detective agency.

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Oh, yeah.

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So he has this one client who's convinced that his wife is cheating on him

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with Mike Tyson and he shows pictures and she's a looker.

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And so it makes sense.

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That's true. She's quite the lady.

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Yeah. We'll post a picture on the Patriot.

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Or is she? Oh, man.

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Rude. We got to post a picture of her with Mike Tyson.

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Yeah, that's the one.

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I got. Later he comes back like with, you know, with photographic evidence.

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And it's clearly just a Xeroxed

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picture with like her head cut out next to Mike Tyson.

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And the guy's like, see, you didn't believe me, but it's real.

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I have proof. It is so good.

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Who is that actor?

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I don't have that information in front of me, but he's he's in things.

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Yeah, for sure. I mean, I think it's Robert Costanza.

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He was on Saturday Night Fever and Die Hard 2 and City Slickers and Total Recall.

249
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OK, so Robert Costanza.

250
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Total Recall references in this episode alone.

251
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I know. Damn.

252
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I'm just waiting for someone to make an indecent proposal reference.

253
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I mean, yeah, that's kind of what this movie is.

254
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But you know, I mean, somebody's going to get a decent proposal tonight.

255
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I looked it up in decent proposals.

256
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1993. Oh, there you go.

257
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So I'd like to say they were inspired.

258
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Do you remember like when they did Robin Hood with Kevin Costner?

259
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Yes. Robin Hood Men in Tights came out right around the same time.

260
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I feel like there was a lot of movies where there was a comedy

261
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and then a serious movie.

262
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Oh, yeah. It just happened to be made around the same time.

263
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It's like they only had so many ideas.

264
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Yeah. And we still have even less now.

265
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I know. It's true.

266
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As we're now just remaking 90s movies.

267
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I can't wait to get Biodome redone.

268
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Oh, it's happening.

269
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Is it? It's a gritty reboot.

270
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It is. No, it is.

271
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Fuck that. It's not.

272
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It's a comedy, but it stars.

273
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It's a Mark Duplass film.

274
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OK, so it stars Mark Duplass and I can't remember the name of the other actor,

275
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but they're trapped in.

276
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Is it his brother? No, they're trapped in.

277
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Is it Terry Crews? Is it Polly Shore?

278
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No. Do they bring him back?

279
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I hope he has a major cameo.

280
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Is Tenacious D in this one also? I hope so.

281
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No, they're trapped in a dome.

282
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They have no contact with the outside world and they slowly start going insane.

283
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That doesn't sound the same.

284
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But it's a biodome. But it's a biodome.

285
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Yeah. OK. I mean, I buy that.

286
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So they're in Vegas.

287
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Khan shows up, starts ordering people around, sees

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Sarah Jessica Parker and is like, that's a dead ringer for my wife.

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And he's sad because his wife died of skin cancer, I assume,

290
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because he's really weird about the sun.

291
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Yeah, yeah. He's always talking about her like he said her skin.

292
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The doctor said her skin was like a saddlebag.

293
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Yeah. It's like, God damn.

294
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Which I thought it was weird that he owned a house in Hawaii

295
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and he's hanging out in Vegas. Yeah.

296
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Yeah. What's that about?

297
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Well, he's a big time gambler.

298
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I mean, the gambling scene's probably pretty limited in Hawaii.

299
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People are like betting pineapples and

300
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some of the subi.

301
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So he or what?

302
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These are the things I love.

303
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If I had to gamble those things, I'd be like, OK,

304
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this really means something to me.

305
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I don't want to lose my subi.

306
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So I better win this hand.

307
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The subi is a great thing to win in poker because, you know, tax man can't tax.

308
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We eat. That's right.

309
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Can we get it?

310
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As government.

311
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But James Khan sets up

312
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a poker game in his private suite and slips

313
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like an invitation under their door to get him in there to con him out of this.

314
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What was the game actually rigged?

315
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I think it has to be. I mean, oh, it was definitely rigged.

316
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Because they kind of make it seem like it was.

317
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But like, what are the fucking odds?

318
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For him to get a straight flush and then for James Khan

319
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to get a slightly higher straight flush right afterwards.

320
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It's like a statistic anomaly.

321
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Like two straight flushes in one hand.

322
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The likelihood is even outside of Hollywood's realm of possibility.

323
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It seems like Johnny Sandwich had his had his hands in this one.

324
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Yeah, I mean, they sharked him.

325
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It's to Asian Elvis.

326
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There's also an Elvis committee.

327
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Oh, Eddie. Yeah. Yeah.

328
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There's Eddie is so good.

329
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I love many amazing Elvis's in this movie, including Bruno Mars.

330
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Yes. So we we get into the game

331
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and it builds up to a hand that should be unbeatable.

332
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I believe there's straight flush to Jack.

333
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Yeah, straight flush to the Jack.

334
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And so Cage like keeps taking more and more money on credit.

335
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James Khan takes the hand with a straight flush to the queen.

336
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And Cage is just bugging destroyed.

337
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And the James Khan is the indecent proposal.

338
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Or at this point, I think it's a pretty decent proposal

339
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where Khan's like, hey, let me spend the weekend with your wife.

340
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I definitely won't try and fuck her. Nothing sexy.

341
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Well, I mean, beyond the normal James Khan sexiness.

342
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And he can't find the money anywhere else.

343
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So he talks to her and she's like, well, I guess Sarah Jessica Parker.

344
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I keep wanting to call her Sarah Michelle Geller.

345
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Stupid three names, Sarah's Sarah Jessica Parker is just hanging out with Tommy.

346
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Nick Cage is Jack singer Sarah Jessica Parker's Betsy Nolan.

347
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James Khan is Tommy Korman and Pat Morita is Mahi Mahi.

348
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Oh, yes. He's the only person in this movie

349
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that is likable, even though he's still a shitbag.

350
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Yeah, this is shit. But he doesn't likeable shit.

351
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He's the only one who kind of does the right thing eventually.

352
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I think Peter Boyle's very likable. That's fair.

353
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And Eddie's likable and Roy Bacon is likable.

354
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Roy Bacon fucking rules. Yeah.

355
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God, there are some fucking bangers of names in this movie.

356
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They did it right. Roy Bacon's got some fucking chompers.

357
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That's what I thought. He is going to have dentures or something. Absolutely.

358
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Or like three sets of teeth.

359
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It's just like a shark. Yeah.

360
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Roy Bacon's the leader of the flying Elvis's. Yeah. Yeah.

361
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He doesn't come in until like the last 15 minutes of the movie.

362
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So Tommy comes around. He's like, oh, let's go to Hawaii.

363
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I'm going to take you to Hawaii.

364
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And then his wife's like, I'm going to Hawaii with him.

365
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And so your weekend turns in like five days.

366
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Yeah. So now she's expected to come back on Wednesday.

367
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And Cage is freaking out.

368
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So he chases them to Hawaii when he just can't cope with anything.

369
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And he's like following them around the island.

370
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See, this is my biggest missed opportunity with this film.

371
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He's supposed to be a private eye. He's real bad at it.

372
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So they get this guy, Mahi Mahi, Pat Morita, the taxi driver on it.

373
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He intercepts Cage at the airport and Cage is like, hey, take me to Tommy Corman's house.

374
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He's like, OK, I got it. Everybody knows. Everybody know him.

375
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Oh, I did something racist.

376
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And it takes him to Chief Orman's house instead of Tommy Corman's house.

377
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And then we get Peter Boyle singing a lot of like South Pacific and show tunes.

378
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We cut back in finishing South Pacific.

379
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:12,540
So it's just they've just been sitting there for the entirety of that musical.

380
00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:16,980
Yeah, pretty much. Nick Cage gets outside and he's like, oh, man.

381
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Oh, my, my. It looks like I left my keys in the bathroom.

382
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Could you run in and get them?

383
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And so Pat Morita is like, yeah, I'll go do that.

384
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And so he runs inside like I pronounced all of it.

385
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,840
That was good. Yeah. Way to rein it in.

386
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Kukuldri. Some of us never learn.

387
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Pat Morita goes back inside.

388
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Cage just steals his taxi and drives off.

389
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:43,940
Let's let's talk about Tommy's seduction, quote unquote, the seductory.

390
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Yeah, he's a boomer. Yeah.

391
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I mean, my favorite part is he's a boomer in Hawaii.

392
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They make him look old so fast.

393
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,320
It's just, you know, can we talk about his awesome art?

394
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,360
Oh, the like Kamasutra. Yeah.

395
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,660
Oh, yeah. Right when you enter the house.

396
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Yeah. Welcome, granddaughter.

397
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Yeah. People fucking his son and granddaughter are on their way.

398
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,000
That was like one of his cells to like get it to come to Hawaii.

399
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It's like, you'll meet my son and my granddaughter.

400
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,500
Yeah, nothing weird could happen.

401
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,540
So how will be here?

402
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:13,980
How weird is it for your son to be introduced to the woman you just met

403
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:16,580
who looks apparently exactly like his mother?

404
00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:18,440
He did not react to it. Yeah.

405
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,880
It must be only James Khan sees it that way.

406
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,480
Oh, yeah. Khan gives the full court press. Yeah.

407
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And it fucking works.

408
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,660
It admits to her that like he like set up the game

409
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so he could like have the weekend with her immediately tells her he's in love with her.

410
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,900
He was definitely love bombing her. Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

411
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Apparently works.

412
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:41,240
I guess we go back to Vegas because Tommy's gone back to Vegas

413
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with Betsy to get married now.

414
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:50,140
And when we're in Vegas now, Tommy's telling her that like the game was

415
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only for three thousand dollars and that Nick Cage put her up instead of.

416
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Despite what he'd said before.

417
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:58,620
Yeah. So he's changing the game.

418
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:01,820
He's like, Oh, I only said that to be gentle with you.

419
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:05,060
To be fair, her character is a big old dummy.

420
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:10,740
Yeah. Like which really speaks very early for their ex wife or the dead wife.

421
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,860
And she's teaching children. Yes. Yeah.

422
00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:14,340
That's a scary thought.

423
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:18,540
So Nick Cage can't get a direct flight back to Vegas to chase them.

424
00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:24,180
He ends up going to San Diego and then catching a private plane

425
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:28,760
from San Diego to Vegas, which ends up just being the flying Elvis's.

426
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,620
They're going there for a big flying Elvis thing,

427
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which turns out to be skydiving.

428
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,100
Yeah. Well, this is clearly before 9-11 because there's no TSA. Right.

429
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,300
He just walks out there with the cardboard sign.

430
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,040
Well, yeah, he's just on the tarmac.

431
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,680
Before that, when he when he start, when he's yelling at Ben Stein

432
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,980
earlier in the film or the ticket agents like, you know, sir, can you get back in line?

433
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:50,920
Like, why? What are you going to do?

434
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:54,080
Arrest me. Send me to airport jail.

435
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:59,280
And then everyone in line is like, Yeah, this guy fucking fucks.

436
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,420
This guy's good.

437
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:04,220
I just like the fact that they were using the green on black screens at the airport.

438
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,320
Yes. Oh, yeah.

439
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,120
Made me wistful for simpler time.

440
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,400
Yeah, those were easier days.

441
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,300
So James Khan, she's like, you know, let's wait.

442
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,400
What's the rush? Let's because she agrees to marry him.

443
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,600
And then he like starts, you know, grabbing her and it's like, never walk away from me.

444
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,940
Yeah. He starts becoming a huge douchebag offers her half a million dollars

445
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to marry him today, which immediately escalates to a million dollars.

446
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:28,920
And if they I think you just hold out a little bit of divorce. Yeah.

447
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:31,320
Well, you get in paper to write that in writing.

448
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,820
Yeah. I would have gotten that in writing.

449
00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:34,620
And I would have like I would have gotten in writing.

450
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I would have gotten the cash up front.

451
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:38,100
I would have gone to the chapel.

452
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:41,220
I mean, it's big and say, no, you can have all these things. Yeah.

453
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,300
Yeah, absolutely. He has guys who do these.

454
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,600
There's a notary somewhere. He knows one.

455
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,600
He's very intimate with his balls.

456
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,940
It's Tony Shalhoub. Tony Shalhoub.

457
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:52,200
It's a hell of a way to introduce yourself to somebody.

458
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,200
Yeah. It's a power move. Yeah.

459
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,240
So yeah, that's a Vegas handshake.

460
00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:00,020
He's up there with the flying Elvis's needs to jump.

461
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:03,820
So winds up jumping out of a plane with the flying Elvis's.

462
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:08,780
Sarah Jessica Parker to get away from Tommy has like dressed up in a showgirl outfit.

463
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,460
I felt very convenient.

464
00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:13,220
That's a lot of outfit to get into in such a short amount of time.

465
00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:18,060
When they're like running through the crowds and she's being chased by Tommy,

466
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,360
they're announcing all the flying Elvis's that are coming in.

467
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,760
The last one is.

468
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,100
Jack Singer.

469
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,400
So New York City. Yeah.

470
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:31,380
So she hears that numerous times runs up there, you know, runs past security.

471
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,980
They embrace, they kiss.

472
00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:35,720
Tommy sees this and goes, it's over.

473
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,020
He jumped out of a plane for her.

474
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,780
Set up a game.

475
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:41,940
That's the movie.

476
00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:44,440
Yeah. Then they go get married in front of all those Elvis's.

477
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,640
Which is the only way to get married as far as I can.

478
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,180
So my parents get married in front of a bunch of Elvis's married by an Elvis.

479
00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:53,060
Oh, I honestly.

480
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,480
It was all this time.

481
00:22:54,480 --> 00:23:00,120
If I could manufacture it right, I would love to have an Elvis wedding

482
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:04,800
where everybody dresses like Elvis, except for the the person.

483
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,240
Yeah. Efficient.

484
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,960
And just like do it in Vegas.

485
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,240
And only Elvis's can attend.

486
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,040
I like that. If you had to dress up as an Elvis, what era Elvis

487
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:17,680
would be your preference to get married as dead on the toilet?

488
00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:20,340
You bring the toilet. Oh, yeah.

489
00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:21,780
That's a seat with you anywhere you go.

490
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:25,380
Mm hmm. I got to have like the sweetest pompadour Elvis.

491
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:26,820
That's my Elvis.

492
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:28,520
I do. 1969. Come back.

493
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,820
Elvis. Fringe. 69. Yeah.

494
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:32,160
Nice. Good call. Yeah.

495
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,400
Yeah. He's like starting to lose it.

496
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,860
It's still sexy. That's me.

497
00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:38,600
Dad bought Elvis started to lose it, but still sexy.

498
00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:41,660
Not doing those military pictures anymore. Elvis.

499
00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:43,500
This is the really that's thanks.

500
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,540
Oh, that's all we can hope for at this point. Yeah.

501
00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:48,900
I do want to talk about his form of acting in this movie,

502
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:52,580
which is just to scream every line in this film

503
00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:56,880
and not in like a very cagey way, just to violently yell at people.

504
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,960
It was just volume. Yeah. Yeah.

505
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,680
I think this character definitely got directed up.

506
00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:05,120
Interestingly, Andrew Bergman.

507
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,960
Yeah. Written and directed by Andrew Bergman.

508
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,620
Right. So he did a lot of things such as strip.

509
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:13,300
He wrote strip. He wrote Blazing Saddles.

510
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:15,860
It could happen to you. That's what you're thinking of.

511
00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:18,300
I was thinking about all three of those, actually,

512
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,400
because I knew there was one blazing saddles that I like.

513
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,080
It could happen to you, which is a good movie.

514
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,540
We passed it forward.

515
00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:28,180
And a fury. The legend of Hank.

516
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,480
Who the fuck is Hank?

517
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,440
He's the best one.

518
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,580
He's got paws of the Paws of Furious.

519
00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:37,700
Is this like a Beethoven spin off or an air but spin off?

520
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:43,420
Is it a spin off from the dog that Air Bud had to fight in the boxing movie?

521
00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:46,080
I would watch that as a boxing bud.

522
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:51,760
No, I think dog fighting would be strictly prohibited in the Air Bud franchise.

523
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,300
That's the one sport that they're just like, we're not going to touch.

524
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,800
But moves in with Michael Fitz.

525
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,800
Um, what were you getting?

526
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:05,000
Michael Vick is like the Don King character of the movie.

527
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:08,200
You're going to be a champ.

528
00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:09,880
Ruh roh.

529
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,440
Do we have to turn back time?

530
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:17,620
And that would be a great segue.

531
00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:19,920
That would be a good segue.

532
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,560
Quotes. Yeah, I got quotes.

533
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,920
Fucking quotes of the yin yang.

534
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,800
I was going to say that

535
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:33,880
it's my quotes just like right there at the end after Nick Cage, like

536
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,720
meets up with Sarah Jessica Parker again.

537
00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:41,380
And Sarah Michelle Geller.

538
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,720
No, you got it right.

539
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,120
Fuck. OK.

540
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,560
I panicked.

541
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:50,260
I panicked because this is all live and it couldn't possibly be reedited.

542
00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:51,600
There's so much pressure.

543
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,600
I'm doubling every fuck up.

544
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,740
OK, so they're in each other's arms and like he's dressed like an Elvis.

545
00:25:56,740 --> 00:25:58,100
And she's dressed like a showgirl.

546
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:00,380
He's like his kid said you were going to get married.

547
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,500
Did you get a job here?

548
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:05,280
Why is the line I'm going to use every time I go gambling now?

549
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,880
And he's this is after I was going to say, sir, Michelle Geller,

550
00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:13,720
Sarah Jessica Parker goes on the intro date with GamesCon,

551
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:19,260
and he somehow has lots of cash still to go play roulette.

552
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,160
And he sits down at the table and he says,

553
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,620
it's extremely important that I win.

554
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:29,360
And for some reason, the woman manning the roulette table

555
00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:33,560
takes him somewhat seriously and gives him a respectful answer.

556
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:38,020
Mine's like from very early on in the film, and it's him talking about a dream.

557
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:40,600
Talking to Sarah. God damn it.

558
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:45,140
Jessica Parker about he had that dream about his mom again.

559
00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:47,000
And she's like, was she naked in this one?

560
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,680
Hey, I only had one dream where she was naked.

561
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,580
She was vacuuming.

562
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:54,840
Wasn't sexual. It was about cleanliness.

563
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,280
I love that one.

564
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,380
That that comes back again at the end of the movie, too, which is great.

565
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,620
He's like, I had another dream about my mom.

566
00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:04,860
I told her we were getting married.

567
00:27:04,860 --> 00:27:06,760
And she's like, was she naked?

568
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,100
She was still naked, but it was OK.

569
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,800
So instead of good cage, bad cage, because this isn't a great film

570
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,940
and he's not the best in it.

571
00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:18,040
I want to know how long do you give that marriage?

572
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,740
I give it a year. Two tops.

573
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:22,180
Hmm. No, I think they're so dysfunctional.

574
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:25,280
They'll stay together for a long time and just be somewhat miserable.

575
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:26,540
Oh, they're going to have kids immediately.

576
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:31,680
So you're it's the kids that will link them together in sadness and copy it.

577
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,120
I don't know.

578
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:36,920
It wasn't a great performance by cage and it wasn't.

579
00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:40,860
It's not a top five movie for me now, but

580
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:44,000
did I enjoy myself all the way through?

581
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,060
Yes, I did enjoy.

582
00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:47,900
Did I laugh while I watched it? Yes, I did laugh.

583
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:51,600
Do I think that it deserves to be a part of this podcast?

584
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:53,160
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

585
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,340
To get to this. Yeah, there there is a lot.

586
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:58,200
I mean, we've moved all sorts of Bangkok.

587
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,600
Dangerous made it into this somehow.

588
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,880
They really could have cut like a third of the movie. Oh, yeah.

589
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,580
Yeah, I mean, that's what I thought.

590
00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:06,840
Give me a nice 60 minute movie. Yeah.

591
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:07,440
Here's the thing.

592
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:12,920
I don't feel like I'm appropriately equipped to talk about romantic comedies.

593
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,380
I mean, they're just not something I like.

594
00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:17,780
Yeah, well, I mean, it's gone.

595
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:21,260
Throws a lot of romance around, but it's always creepy.

596
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,700
Yeah. And it's creepy.

597
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:26,460
I know there's never a sweet touching moment in this movie.

598
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:27,860
Now. No.

599
00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:29,160
Hey, Nick, I got a question for you.

600
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:34,180
If I could turn back time, I was going to ask if you believe in life after love.

601
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:38,680
Do you believe in love after love?

602
00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:41,680
Because that's what this next movie is kind of about.

603
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,740
Yeah. Yeah.

604
00:28:42,740 --> 00:28:43,980
I read. That's my segue.

605
00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:47,460
I've read so many interviews from Cher this week.

606
00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:50,620
Like, I just got addicted to reading interviews by Cher.

607
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,300
Awesome. With Cher for no reason.

608
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:55,960
And none of them really amount to anything in my head.

609
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:58,100
They're all the same.

610
00:28:58,100 --> 00:28:59,840
Talks about shoes.

611
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,400
That's because people only want to ask her questions about her, like

612
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,140
weird boyfriends, her fashion style and things like that.

613
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:07,380
I'm just going to put it out there.

614
00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:09,480
But Cher is highly underrated.

615
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:15,300
Oh, I really love Cher in sometimes ironic, sometimes not ironically.

616
00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:18,900
Yeah, I never really got the Cher appeal.

617
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:21,060
And then I saw this movie like Cher's charming as fuck.

618
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,060
Yeah. You want you want to marry her?

619
00:29:23,060 --> 00:29:24,840
You want to be her friend?

620
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,680
Which is funny, because this movie is nothing Cher.

621
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,100
No, she's very unsure.

622
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:33,520
Well, she's an Armenian woman.

623
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:37,480
Armenian, Native American, a bunch of other things, not Italian at all.

624
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,680
This movie is aggressively Italian.

625
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,520
It is very aggressive.

626
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,460
And he's trance and thieves.

627
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:47,460
Oh, man, when she said Nick Cage looked at her with those gypsy eyes

628
00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:49,620
and I was just like, ooh, spicy.

629
00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:51,560
Can't say that anymore.

630
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,800
I mean, I'm going to say it on the podcast because it's a freebie.

631
00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:56,300
Yeah, that's true. It was in is a quote from the movie.

632
00:29:56,340 --> 00:29:58,800
I take I take every freebie I can.

633
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,440
I always I always think that Swede sounds like a slur.

634
00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:03,140
Swede. Yeah.

635
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:05,340
Swede. Swede.

636
00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:06,980
Say the whole word.

637
00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:11,200
Did you ever watch the show Iron Horses or something like that?

638
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:11,780
I don't know.

639
00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:16,340
But there was one like work boss who was Swedish

640
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,540
and they just called him the Swede and he was a real son of a bitch.

641
00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:22,520
Was it just wings with the with trains?

642
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:23,920
Yeah, I've never seen.

643
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,280
Was Tony Shalhoub in it?

644
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,060
Tony Shalhoub was every character, including the Swede,

645
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:31,860
which was the most racist part.

646
00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:33,020
All right.

647
00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:36,740
So let's follow the tradition of Moonstruck.

648
00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:41,780
And drink champagne with a sugar cube dropped into it to ward off the devil.

649
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,600
Yeah, because he's a fucker.

650
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,640
The devil can't.

651
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:48,740
So when we started watching this, Josie was like,

652
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:53,420
why do why are they putting sugar cubes in their champagne?

653
00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:58,920
Like if they wanted it sweeter, why not just buy a Spamante instead of fruit?

654
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,120
I don't know the champagne terms.

655
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,220
Drink a drink of wine time.

656
00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:04,060
Drink a drink of wine time.

657
00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:05,200
And so I had to look it up.

658
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:09,860
But it is specifically like an Italian or Italian American,

659
00:31:10,060 --> 00:31:13,700
like old wives tale to drop a sugar cube in your champagne

660
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,180
because the devil hates all good things and nice things.

661
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,840
So having like that little bit of extra sweetness

662
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:23,280
keeps the devil out of your spirits.

663
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,480
But it also, from a scientific standpoint,

664
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,380
gives it more surface area for effervescence.

665
00:31:29,380 --> 00:31:33,160
So it bubbles more aggressively for longer out of the sugar cube,

666
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,720
which is nice if you like the bubbles.

667
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,400
Science, science pod.

668
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,560
Mr. Wizard, show me your dick.

669
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,960
Sorry, I couldn't let it get too serious.

670
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,940
Sorry, Marissa, you're excluded from that one.

671
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:50,040
That's why we put Mentos in the diet coke to ward off the devil.

672
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:51,780
And for effervescence.

673
00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:52,840
Oh, is it Mentos?

674
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,440
I've been doing pimentos this whole time and I've always been curious.

675
00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:59,640
My diet coke tastes terrible.

676
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,880
Oh, man. So Moonstra.

677
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,980
Obviously, we're talking about Moonstruck.

678
00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:06,920
Starring Cher mostly Cher. Yeah.

679
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,060
Yeah. Sure.

680
00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:12,900
Loretta Castorini, Nick Cage's Ronnie Camareri

681
00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:16,260
and Danny Ayo as Johnny Camareri.

682
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,660
Ronnie and Johnny Brothers.

683
00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:20,860
And then a bunch of other great actors.

684
00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:24,740
Yeah. I mean, Olympia Dukakis is Cher's mom.

685
00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:26,580
It's only 15 years older than her.

686
00:32:26,580 --> 00:32:30,080
Vincent Gardena. Great name is her dad.

687
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,700
Frazier's dad's in this. Frazier's dad, John Mahoney.

688
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:36,340
Yeah. And the grandpa, I'm sure he's an interesting actor.

689
00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:38,540
You know what else John Mahoney was on?

690
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,040
The best show ever.

691
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,180
That's right. Burn Notice.

692
00:32:42,180 --> 00:32:43,680
Oh, my God.

693
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,360
Why does it always come back to Burn Notice?

694
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,720
I love Burn Notice. Obviously.

695
00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:50,900
That's going to be my next podcast.

696
00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:53,300
I say mine because I know you two won't have anything to do with it.

697
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:54,700
So it will be self-produced.

698
00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:56,900
I'll come on your podcast. Nice.

699
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:59,200
I did watch a lot of USA shows. I love you.

700
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,500
I mean, I just want to do a whole podcast about USA television.

701
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,500
It was a golden era. Yeah.

702
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,480
So Moonstruck. Yeah. Moonstruck.

703
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,640
A fucking banger of a film. 1987.

704
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,680
It's a great. Yeah.

705
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:15,580
So Cher Loretta is proposed to by Johnny.

706
00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:19,060
And she has to work him through the whole process.

707
00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:21,160
He's a real lump of a man.

708
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,920
Oh, he's a fucking rube. If I ever saw.

709
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,300
He's a putz. He's a total putz.

710
00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:28,160
Rube putz. He's a he's a dumb dumb.

711
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,320
He nice hand motion.

712
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:34,460
He proposes because his mom's dying and he has to go back to Sicily

713
00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:37,260
to be at his mom's side as she dies.

714
00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:40,740
We only get like five minutes of him and Cher together in this film.

715
00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:42,800
And the entire time, all she does is take care of him.

716
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,240
Well, yeah, she buys him gum for the plane.

717
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,980
You know, she tells him to wear a hat when he's out in the sun.

718
00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:51,280
He's a big. I mean, he goes to order the fish at the restaurant.

719
00:33:51,620 --> 00:33:53,280
That's what you say. You can't eat the fish.

720
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,340
It's going to be too greasy.

721
00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:56,680
It's going to sit in your stomach and you're going to fly like that.

722
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,080
That's the subtext is mama's dying. He needs another mother.

723
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,360
Yeah, for sure. And to be fair, strong Italian woman.

724
00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:05,460
She's going to tell you what you're going to do and what what's on her mind.

725
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,000
Well, she's reticent because her last husband died, got hit by a bus,

726
00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:10,960
which was bad luck, which is bad luck.

727
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,400
I would say so. It's about as bad as it can get.

728
00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:16,700
I don't know. Well, she's alive. Yeah.

729
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:19,100
But she coaches him through it. Yeah. Takes him in.

730
00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:22,640
When she sees him off at the airport, because this movie also has a very

731
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:26,480
unhinged person at the airport because she's just watching the plane fly off.

732
00:34:26,740 --> 00:34:29,820
And this old Italian woman's like, you know, someone on that plane.

733
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,080
And she's like, yeah, my fiance.

734
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,780
I put a curse on that plane.

735
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:36,260
Yeah, I love that old lady.

736
00:34:36,260 --> 00:34:40,460
He talks about how like my sister stole my man just to be a bitch.

737
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:44,320
Yeah. And that admitted to me, just admitted to me that she never loved him.

738
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,660
She just wanted to be better than me.

739
00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:49,640
So I curse her and share just goes, I don't believe in curses.

740
00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:52,260
Hold on. I want to back one thing up.

741
00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:57,280
So when I mildly touched on Pat Marita's accent,

742
00:34:57,780 --> 00:35:00,840
I was racist. Italians aren't people. OK.

743
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,720
As long as we've got that out in front.

744
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,620
So continue. The sweet.

745
00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:10,520
Now, like we said, this movie is aggressively Italian.

746
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,020
There's one character. Very Italian.

747
00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:14,000
There's one. There's one.

748
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,260
We're all just gesticulating wildly.

749
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,900
There's one character near her grandfather who most of his lines

750
00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:22,460
are just in Italian.

751
00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:24,640
And he's talking to a Russian actor. Yeah.

752
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,040
He's like, OK, so hold on.

753
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,540
I want to talk about this.

754
00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:32,780
Since we're just on the grandpa right now, I he's my favorite character.

755
00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:33,880
Oh, he has the best.

756
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,480
He has the best joke in the whole movie.

757
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:40,480
But the best part about him is like not even like on screen.

758
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:46,120
It's the fact that the actor himself is he's 140 now fucking blind.

759
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,500
So he couldn't really see anything, couldn't hear anybody.

760
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:53,260
He was deaf and he would watch other people.

761
00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:57,040
And this is how he would get his cues when they would stop talking.

762
00:35:57,340 --> 00:35:58,900
That's when he knew they were done.

763
00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:00,400
So it was his turn.

764
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,680
So their mouth stopped moving.

765
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,080
And then he would just say his line, no clue what they said.

766
00:36:06,140 --> 00:36:07,820
Anything like that.

767
00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:09,920
Just old deaf Russian dude.

768
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,120
That's awesome.

769
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,120
Owning this Italian grandpa role.

770
00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:14,920
I appreciated the dogs.

771
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,520
Yeah. He has like five dogs that are just his.

772
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,960
Oh, the best dog scene is when he comes back the first time

773
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,200
and the dogs go to go up the stairs and that one dog.

774
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,600
This is the stair.

775
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,780
Just takes a header into the stairs.

776
00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:28,680
So good. Like he feeds.

777
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,880
He feeds his daughter in law's food to the dog.

778
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,020
Like we'll scoot.

779
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,380
Like we'll have food served to him.

780
00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:35,780
Then he just gets up, walks it over and just hands it to the dogs.

781
00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:36,980
Yeah, it gets back down.

782
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:40,820
And then his son, she's like, my dad needs another plate. Yeah.

783
00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:45,520
The best line is what Olympia Dukakis says to the grandpa.

784
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,360
Yeah. After the he say she's like,

785
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,620
if you if you give my food to those dogs one more time,

786
00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:53,260
I'm going to kick you to death. Yes.

787
00:36:53,260 --> 00:36:55,360
She is my favorite character in this movie.

788
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,140
Yeah, she's great.

789
00:36:57,140 --> 00:37:00,600
I loved when the grandpa was meeting with all of his old dude friends

790
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:05,280
at the like cemetery around the grave of one person

791
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,780
that had all these flowers and stuff.

792
00:37:06,780 --> 00:37:10,740
But he's got all of his dogs and they're like kicking up dirt and stuff.

793
00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:13,580
Or does he leave? Yeah.

794
00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:14,380
Nobody gives a shit.

795
00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:18,020
It's just like they have an old dude conference.

796
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:22,260
And then like he says, I need to make sure my son pays for the wedding.

797
00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:24,800
It's disrespectful if he doesn't pay for this wedding.

798
00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:29,740
Yeah. Sure. Comes home, tells them, tells her father that she's getting married.

799
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:31,240
What again? Yeah.

800
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:33,040
And they have a little fight about it.

801
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,200
He doesn't like Johnny.

802
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,440
I don't like John. I don't know.

803
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,840
Johnny said he does.

804
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,740
So it's like, all right, let's go wake up your mother.

805
00:37:39,740 --> 00:37:42,180
Go upstairs. Wake up, mom.

806
00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:43,280
Loretta's getting married.

807
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,780
What again?

808
00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:47,320
I do love the line.

809
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,820
Do you love him? No, ma. Good.

810
00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:51,620
Because if you love them, they know you can get away.

811
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:53,000
They can get away with anything.

812
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,860
Do you like him? I do, ma. Good.

813
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:00,560
I like in the end when she's with Ronnie and it's like, do you love him?

814
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:04,500
I do. I do, ma. Oh, God help us.

815
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,040
This is a great these movies are great because we saw the first

816
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,400
we saw Nick Cage's first marriage that went wrong.

817
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,500
Now we see a second marriage. Perfect. Yeah.

818
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,840
That's the connecting tissue for this one.

819
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,380
And Cacoldry. Yeah. Cacoldry.

820
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:20,920
Yeah, Peter. Come on.

821
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,680
What? What the fuck?

822
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,920
I said, right. Cacoldry.

823
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:31,160
So the main point of this film is Johnny is like his one ask for Loretta

824
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,720
was like, you got to get my you got to get my brother.

825
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,120
We haven't spoken in five years. He works at this bread job.

826
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,500
You got to call him up and like, get him.

827
00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,100
Nick Cage.

828
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:45,600
So she goes to meet him and he's shoveling coal into an oven and he's sweaty.

829
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,280
Sweaty. Peter.

830
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,440
He's got those fucked up teeth that make him look like a human being.

831
00:38:50,780 --> 00:38:52,880
Yeah. So I did want to talk about this.

832
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,240
I talked about it with Peter a little bit.

833
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:56,620
Nick Cage has never been like attractive.

834
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,520
Yes. Like he's never been horribly attractive.

835
00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:03,520
But before he got the veneers and his teeth were fucked up,

836
00:39:03,820 --> 00:39:05,900
his face had like class and character.

837
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,960
And I like I would see him and like I see his like cute little boy smile.

838
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,500
I'm like, I get it.

839
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:11,960
Well, it's just the I said this earlier.

840
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:17,500
This is the only film I've ever seen him in where he's like remotely attractive

841
00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:20,240
because he's got a sort of animal presence about him.

842
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,940
He's a wolf. And he got to see Birdie.

843
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,640
He actually acts in this.

844
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:29,480
And so you feel you feel the the passion he has for share.

845
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,380
Like he actually communicates that.

846
00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:36,460
So the studio did not like him for this role and did not want him in this.

847
00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:40,260
Correct. Like she he did us did a screen test with Cher.

848
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:42,800
I can't remember who the other like front runner was,

849
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,800
but the studio was like, no, he's bad. We don't like him.

850
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,240
And Cher was like, no, he's the only one who's going to pull off crazy.

851
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,740
I want him. And they're like, no.

852
00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:52,340
And she's like, cool. I quit.

853
00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:54,180
And they're like, all right, he can be in the movie.

854
00:39:54,180 --> 00:39:56,020
Go share. Yeah. Fucking power play.

855
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:58,660
I know. I guess when you have one name, you can do what you want.

856
00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:01,020
That's right. To be fair.

857
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,060
To be fair. Yeah, I know.

858
00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:04,700
I almost said that to be share. To be fair.

859
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:09,580
The studio continued to try to sleep on this movie.

860
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,980
And after it was done, they're like, this movie sucks.

861
00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:16,920
We're going to release it in two theaters.

862
00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:19,520
And they put it out in two theaters.

863
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,820
But Goldie Hawn's Overboard

864
00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:25,920
is what they were putting all their money on.

865
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,200
And that movie bombed.

866
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,000
And so they're like, fuck, I guess we better release

867
00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:33,460
more of this Moonstruck movie.

868
00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:36,740
And it went to like many theaters.

869
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,740
Like it just multiplexed right out because people loved it.

870
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,280
And that's how that got.

871
00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:45,980
Well, even shares like in an interview while making the film was like,

872
00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:48,040
this isn't a good movie.

873
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,480
She did not think she did a good job.

874
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,880
She didn't think the movie was great.

875
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,660
Want an Oscar for it. Yeah.

876
00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:54,560
Cher also didn't watch Daly's.

877
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,100
So she doesn't really know whether it was a good movie or not.

878
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,460
She's on the record in an interview saying that she wouldn't watch Daly's.

879
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:02,120
Good. I mean, I hate to do that.

880
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,260
I wouldn't either.

881
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:05,300
I don't know.

882
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:07,040
So she goes and meets Ronnie,

883
00:41:08,140 --> 00:41:11,700
who hates his brother for a slight from years prior.

884
00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:16,740
Ronnie blames Johnny for the loss of his hand and his bride or a slice.

885
00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:19,320
Hey, and we're back.

886
00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:22,680
Apparently, Johnny, like called out to him while he was slicing bread

887
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:26,560
on the slicer and he looked away and his hand got caught in there, got mangled.

888
00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:30,800
And when he went home to his to his fiance, she left him for another man.

889
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,100
A man with two hands. Yeah.

890
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:36,200
I'm just going to say my I'm just going to say my quote now.

891
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,880
Cher goes to like invite him to the wedding.

892
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,140
He's pointing at his like wooden hand.

893
00:41:41,940 --> 00:41:43,780
It's kind of a sweet prosthetic. Yeah.

894
00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:45,340
It was a good wooden hand.

895
00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:47,420
He had some good wood. Good wood.

896
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,980
I know freaking monument to justice.

897
00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:51,980
I lost my hand.

898
00:41:51,980 --> 00:41:53,520
I lost my bride.

899
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,120
Johnny has his hand. Johnny has his bride.

900
00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:01,980
He wants me to take my heartache, put it away and forget. Love it.

901
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:07,320
Another series of just extreme yelling every line in this film.

902
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,360
Yeah, he's so like melodramatic.

903
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,160
I mean, my quote from this is kind of from that same scene.

904
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,300
Chrissy over on the wall.

905
00:42:14,300 --> 00:42:17,500
Bring me the big knife. I want to cut my throat. Oh, Johnny.

906
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:20,600
I love how dramatic he is about it.

907
00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:21,940
Give me the big knife.

908
00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:24,300
I'm a fucking kill myself right here.

909
00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:26,100
Oh, Johnny, don't do it.

910
00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:28,180
He's like, I will fucking kill myself.

911
00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:33,020
It's going to stay for this until Johnny on your wedding night that I died.

912
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:38,080
I love that melodrama.

913
00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:40,820
Yeah. Now he's spectacular.

914
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,860
Then she like he lives upstairs.

915
00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:47,000
She takes him upstairs to like talk things out, at which point

916
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,340
he she makes a mistake.

917
00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:50,760
She makes a mistake.

918
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,140
Yeah, which he wants. I like it. Well done.

919
00:42:53,140 --> 00:42:55,400
Because they're all babies. Everyone's a baby.

920
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,760
Yeah, yeah. That that is very true.

921
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,000
All the men in this are just like children.

922
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,700
Well, I would argue that he that scene where he flips the table over

923
00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:07,440
and he kisses her is where he stops being a baby. Yeah.

924
00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:09,480
And he starts becoming the man. I love that.

925
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,840
Yeah. Well, he had a steak. Yeah.

926
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,180
To eat it bloody. That's true.

927
00:43:12,180 --> 00:43:13,520
She made it for the blood.

928
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,720
She's like, I need whiskey.

929
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:19,480
So they have a sip of whiskey each, at which point he flips the table,

930
00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:22,400
squares up, slicks back the hair.

931
00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:23,760
Does a shake of the hips.

932
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:27,020
Yeah, my favorite part. Then he like just grabs her and kisses her

933
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,760
like sweeps her off her feet.

934
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,100
And she's like, where are we going? The bedroom.

935
00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:33,500
Fine. Take me there. I don't care anymore.

936
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,300
She wastes no time to cheat on her fiance.

937
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:41,240
Well, it's because she actually has passionate feeling.

938
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:44,100
Yeah, I get it. This guy does something. Yeah.

939
00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:45,680
No, they have. Johnny does nothing.

940
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:49,740
Johnny was afraid to kneel like he didn't want to kneel down to propose, which.

941
00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:51,980
All right. I'm going to mess up his suit.

942
00:43:51,980 --> 00:43:53,880
This is my suit. I know I picked it out for you.

943
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,620
It came with two pairs of pants.

944
00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:57,260
That's a nice suit.

945
00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:59,420
But I want to also circle back here.

946
00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:04,060
Nick Cage does not kneel down now in the end of the movie. It's true.

947
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:07,100
He just says like straight up while standing on very me.

948
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,600
But he does it in front of her whole family. That's fair.

949
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,200
It's been less than 48 hours since she's gotten engaged,

950
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:16,840
slept with her fiance's brother, goes to the church to confess.

951
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:20,640
It's been at least a week since the engagement.

952
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,980
They talk about on the phone.

953
00:44:23,180 --> 00:44:23,840
We talk about that.

954
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,720
Insinuation of the past.

955
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,920
Yeah. With the mom in the back. Yeah. Yeah.

956
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,220
She's just in this.

957
00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:33,060
I don't know. I have a lot of old French relatives that remind me of that.

958
00:44:33,060 --> 00:44:36,420
And so the women in black at the bed.

959
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,420
It looks like she's in a Renaissance painting.

960
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:40,820
It's hilarious.

961
00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:44,360
I do like on my phone call, though, Johnny just

962
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,300
is like cried his mom's bedside and she just like waves away.

963
00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:55,800
She's just like, I like how quietly he's trying to talk.

964
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,280
Yeah, like he shushes share on the other side of the phone.

965
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,680
Yeah. Well, to be fair, share is kind of say that a lot.

966
00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:07,120
Share is also like doing old person talk too loud on the phone.

967
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,980
Voice is like, oh, you're in another country.

968
00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:11,800
I need to talk louder so you hear me from America.

969
00:45:12,260 --> 00:45:13,800
Got to really project. Yeah.

970
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,400
So Cher and Ronnie sleep together.

971
00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:19,060
Then the Bella Luna comes out.

972
00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:23,300
The love moon. What did you guys think of the the friends of the family

973
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:25,940
who talk about the love her aunt and uncle? Yeah.

974
00:45:25,940 --> 00:45:28,840
Oh, I loved their roles in the movie.

975
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:29,880
I thought they were a lot of fun.

976
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,280
I loved how dopey the uncle was.

977
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,280
I loved how kind of like flighty the aunt seemed.

978
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,720
They're just kind of off. They're out there.

979
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:42,060
They're a little weird, but they're like they're sweet.

980
00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:44,620
Well, there are those people who are consistently in love.

981
00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:45,620
Yeah. Throughout the whole film.

982
00:45:45,620 --> 00:45:48,220
Yes. So every they don't have a problem.

983
00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:51,760
Every I mean, it's an examination of love and couples. Right.

984
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,820
And so they are what you hope to be. Yeah.

985
00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:57,800
And they are perhaps they even get down in this chair.

986
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,000
And Ronnie will be in 30 years.

987
00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:04,260
Yeah. Loretta's father is cheating on her mother and the mom knows it.

988
00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:07,580
His name is Cosmo. Well, she loved the name Cosmo assumes it.

989
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,040
Well, yeah. Short for Cosmopolitan.

990
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,780
Cosmo, not what?

991
00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:14,620
So she lives at home with her parents.

992
00:46:14,620 --> 00:46:17,620
And like, there's a couple of conversations about where she going to live.

993
00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:19,520
Johnny's going to move in with them. Sure.

994
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,160
It's the multi generational family.

995
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:25,540
Well, like the one night she stays out when she I mean, she's cheating on her fiance.

996
00:46:25,540 --> 00:46:27,700
But the one night she stays out like the mom's like,

997
00:46:28,060 --> 00:46:31,880
I lied to your father and said you came home like I know she's supposed to be 37

998
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,780
in this movie. I can see it in the 80s.

999
00:46:35,340 --> 00:46:37,620
Yeah, I was hardly alive at this time.

1000
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,920
If in 1987, if I had been out all night,

1001
00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:44,720
my parents would definitely have words with me.

1002
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:46,760
I wouldn't understand them. I'd be too.

1003
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,920
But the fact of the matter is like there is a concern.

1004
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,020
And especially if like especially as a woman. Yeah.

1005
00:46:54,060 --> 00:46:58,200
As a woman, I'm assuming New York plays a part in it

1006
00:46:58,540 --> 00:47:01,400
and just living in a multi generational family.

1007
00:47:01,660 --> 00:47:04,740
I didn't grow up in like a family where I had like my grandparents

1008
00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:06,140
and stuff living with me.

1009
00:47:06,140 --> 00:47:08,580
I saw my grandma naked one time.

1010
00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:10,480
Now it's really weird. It was weird.

1011
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,140
I saw my grandma have a stroke.

1012
00:47:12,140 --> 00:47:14,420
Wow. Let's just get one up.

1013
00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:17,320
My grandma kept it pretty PG 13 when I was watching.

1014
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,860
And we got there. High five.

1015
00:47:22,380 --> 00:47:24,160
We need to end on that joke podcast over.

1016
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,360
Yeah, we're done.

1017
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,320
Moonstruck wins. It's better.

1018
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,700
OK, but I mean, these

1019
00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:34,960
Peter's leave in the room.

1020
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,740
Immigrant families and stuff, you know, they bring different values, values.

1021
00:47:38,740 --> 00:47:41,240
Yeah. And so I also thought it was kind of gossipy.

1022
00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:42,580
Like, oh, definitely.

1023
00:47:42,580 --> 00:47:44,240
You're going to wonder where your daughter is.

1024
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:47,640
Yeah. He's engaged to someone else who's in another country.

1025
00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:49,280
Like, where were you?

1026
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,440
Oh, the harlotry is intense.

1027
00:47:51,540 --> 00:47:53,960
I do like, though. So they have sex.

1028
00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:57,060
She gets up at night to look at the moon, goes back to bed,

1029
00:47:57,260 --> 00:48:00,100
wakes up again and suddenly realizes what she's done.

1030
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:03,020
Well, you know, in the middle of the night, you're still kind of like

1031
00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:06,000
absorbed in like the she was probably still drunk.

1032
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,500
Yeah. Plus, there's the love moon.

1033
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:08,460
Yeah. Yeah.

1034
00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:10,900
The Bella Luna Bell Luna.

1035
00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:12,400
Also, Bella Legosi is dead.

1036
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,540
Did I ever tell you guys that I saw I got to see about house?

1037
00:48:15,580 --> 00:48:16,340
You did. Yeah.

1038
00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:20,580
No, fuck. It was at Sasquatch, maybe two thousand five.

1039
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:26,220
Peter Murphy threw out a rose and I caught it and we made eye contact.

1040
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:28,720
And it was love. It was love. Bella Luna.

1041
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,560
Also, there were all these like kids that were like 14 that were there for him

1042
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,760
because him was playing like before they opened up her bow house.

1043
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,100
I forgot that that was a thing.

1044
00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:38,560
I just thought you meant for him.

1045
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,060
Yeah. Nope.

1046
00:48:40,060 --> 00:48:41,600
For the band, Capital H.

1047
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:45,400
I am with the weird like heart hearted heartagram heartagram.

1048
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,640
I watched a lot. I watched some people, the BAM.

1049
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,680
Yeah, that's mostly where I know him from.

1050
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,880
Oh, yeah. Well, when the BAM are podcasting

1051
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:58,680
when BAM Margera is in rehab now in Lamar Odom,

1052
00:48:58,980 --> 00:49:00,920
he owns runs a bunch of.

1053
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,720
Oh, yeah. That's a rehabs now.

1054
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:06,620
So BAM Margera is in one of Lamar Odom's rehab houses now.

1055
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,520
I hope he does well.

1056
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,460
But when I was there, like all these little like kids were like,

1057
00:49:11,660 --> 00:49:14,160
who are these guys? What are they doing?

1058
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,640
And I was just like, you don't even know children.

1059
00:49:16,660 --> 00:49:18,400
You don't even understand.

1060
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,800
God, you fucking children.

1061
00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:23,480
So anyway.

1062
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:24,740
Uh, yeah.

1063
00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:26,480
Bella Luna. That was my Peter Murphy.

1064
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,980
So Cher says it's over.

1065
00:49:29,980 --> 00:49:30,940
You know, it's never going to happen.

1066
00:49:30,940 --> 00:49:32,080
Don't come to it. I'm going to come to the wedding.

1067
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:32,980
Don't come to the wedding.

1068
00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:36,080
So his one ask is he wants the two things he loves

1069
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,260
at the same time to go to the opera with the woman he loves.

1070
00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:43,220
Can I just we just stop on that for a second? Because yes,

1071
00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:45,860
we don't we don't take breaks.

1072
00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:48,360
We don't we don't stop. We're very.

1073
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,920
I think that like, OK, I'm going to get a little like

1074
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,240
lit crit on you guys.

1075
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:57,240
But how much more adult can you get than loving the opera?

1076
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,340
Right. As like as a symbol for being an adult,

1077
00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:02,980
for being a mature human.

1078
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:05,840
I low key love opera.

1079
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,040
I did too. Thank you.

1080
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,180
And it well, I'm a child.

1081
00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:12,020
It didn't come about really late because when I was in

1082
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:16,760
you have the hair for it, when I was still doing my undergrad in Montana,

1083
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:21,960
the only grad school that expressed interest in me

1084
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:25,400
was Ohio Conservatory of Opera.

1085
00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:29,860
And at the time, I was way more interested in partying and stuff.

1086
00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:32,700
And I was like, I don't want to go to opera school for lighting.

1087
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,400
I want to do something else.

1088
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,800
And then maybe like 10 years later, I looked back at my portfolio

1089
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:43,240
and it's like all I did like for lighting design, like I did dance stuff.

1090
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:46,740
I did music stuff and shows.

1091
00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:50,320
So it's like, yeah, I should absolutely just be doing opera

1092
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:55,800
because it's the best way to do incredible, like insane lighting

1093
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,660
and work on like super fun things without having to like

1094
00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:03,240
really think about it like a musical because it's just all music.

1095
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:05,480
Yeah. And it's I should have done it.

1096
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,720
I should have gone to Ohio.

1097
00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:09,480
I'm shaking my head next. Great.

1098
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,380
Regret. Yeah.

1099
00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:14,760
And why didn't I go to become a lighting designer for the operas?

1100
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:19,820
I would not be a washed out lighting designer turned electrician.

1101
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,260
So they both get a bit of a glow up shared.

1102
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:27,160
Has, you know, a little hair montage by, you know, new dress, new shoes

1103
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:31,000
meets with Nick Cage, who has a really nice suit on.

1104
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,500
So same hair, same wild hair.

1105
00:51:33,780 --> 00:51:34,640
You can't tame the wolf.

1106
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,140
Now it's pushed back.

1107
00:51:36,140 --> 00:51:39,840
But they go to the opera where they run into her father who's on a date.

1108
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,120
So that's awkward.

1109
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,880
Yeah. Cosmo with Lorna Lorna Lorna is something like that.

1110
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,160
Yeah. OK. The actress's name is Mimi then.

1111
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,520
And then, yeah, you know, there there's a bunch of like who's on first,

1112
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,020
like, who's that? Who's that?

1113
00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:55,720
And he says he doesn't want his daughter to be what I'm assuming is Italian for whore.

1114
00:51:55,860 --> 00:51:58,160
Yes. Who thought it's it's whore.

1115
00:51:58,260 --> 00:52:00,360
Yeah. It's the same in French.

1116
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,460
Wait, can we be a foreign language podcast?

1117
00:52:02,460 --> 00:52:05,040
We can. OK. Only for an Italian again.

1118
00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:07,140
Butana, butana. Yeah.

1119
00:52:07,140 --> 00:52:10,080
And in French, put on.

1120
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,140
Yeah. Or pitas if it's a woman, actually.

1121
00:52:12,140 --> 00:52:14,680
So it does a man and it's asked this woman.

1122
00:52:14,780 --> 00:52:16,340
But that betas.

1123
00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:17,880
No, no, I'm talking about men.

1124
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,920
I'm looking at Sean over here.

1125
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,280
But they put the T.A.

1126
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,360
Poutine put put down whore.

1127
00:52:26,620 --> 00:52:28,160
Sex worker, sir.

1128
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,320
Um, he's eating it nice. Yes.

1129
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:31,720
Well, this is going on.

1130
00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:35,440
One of my favorite scenes is when Loretta's mom goes to have dinner alone

1131
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:39,460
at the same Italian restaurant where Loretta got engaged or proposed to.

1132
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,740
Can we talk about Bobo?

1133
00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:43,680
Oh, yeah, we can talk about Bobo.

1134
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:49,240
Bobo is one of the servers here at this restaurant, and he is incredibly like

1135
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:51,380
he is. He's a simple man.

1136
00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:52,720
Igor, he's an Igor.

1137
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:55,820
Yeah. Like he is Dr. Frankenstein's Igor.

1138
00:52:55,820 --> 00:52:57,980
He's just like, oh, yes, yes, yes.

1139
00:52:57,980 --> 00:53:00,620
Oh, I'll set your table for you, Mrs.

1140
00:53:01,060 --> 00:53:02,960
I've got the champagne.

1141
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,660
But like so she winds up having dinner with

1142
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:10,160
John Mahoney because they're both eating alone now, where she has my favorite

1143
00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:13,660
line of the film, which is, you know, let me give you some advice.

1144
00:53:13,660 --> 00:53:16,100
My mom gave me don't shit where you eat.

1145
00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:19,280
Yeah, because he's a college professor who's dating his students.

1146
00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:24,940
Yeah. And he she approaches it so well, too, like as if it's some old wives

1147
00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:26,140
like sage tale.

1148
00:53:26,140 --> 00:53:28,140
It's like don't shit where you eat. Yeah.

1149
00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:30,180
No, she is my favorite character in this movie.

1150
00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:31,980
One hundred percent. She fucking rules.

1151
00:53:31,980 --> 00:53:34,220
And great performance all the way through.

1152
00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:36,460
And then Mahoney tries to like take her home.

1153
00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:38,200
Oh, he he tries hard. Yeah.

1154
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,400
He does a great job of being a charming person.

1155
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,660
Yeah. Up until he becomes kind of the sex pest.

1156
00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:46,660
He he credits this film with getting him like kind of known.

1157
00:53:46,660 --> 00:53:49,240
And what's the point of him, though?

1158
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:53,080
So we have the mom and dad who are having marriage problems.

1159
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,740
We have the aunt and uncle who are, you know, that happy married couple

1160
00:53:55,740 --> 00:53:56,280
that have been together.

1161
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:59,140
Being in love and in a relationship is the ideal state.

1162
00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:03,080
Yeah. And he is sort of the warning of especially for men.

1163
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,920
Yeah. Right. If they don't do that, this is like happens to you.

1164
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,560
He's never been in love.

1165
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,260
He's bored and jaded with life.

1166
00:54:09,260 --> 00:54:14,000
Like he says, you know, it's not that it's not that he's attracted to the whip,

1167
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:18,240
the young women as much as it is like he's been doing his job for so long

1168
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,040
now that he has no passion for it anymore.

1169
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,140
But he sees a young face and sees someone who is passionate about something

1170
00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:26,180
he used to be and he just wants to be near that for a while.

1171
00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:28,880
And it's the whole fear of death thing that she keeps going on about.

1172
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,780
I do. I mean, it's this fear of irrelevance, which is death for him.

1173
00:54:31,780 --> 00:54:34,680
Yeah. So what's what's interesting, the fear of death thing comes up

1174
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,880
a lot with Olivia Dukakis's character.

1175
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,720
And then what's funny to me is when Johnny does come back,

1176
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:42,760
he's the only one who says it. Yeah.

1177
00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:43,820
Outright. Yeah.

1178
00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:46,520
She has my other great line is Olympia Dukakis.

1179
00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:50,340
When Cosmo comes back home that night from the opera, Johnny's there.

1180
00:54:50,340 --> 00:54:51,300
Johnny's back from Sicily.

1181
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:53,180
His mom's made a miraculous recovery.

1182
00:54:53,180 --> 00:54:54,840
But Cosmo comes back in and she's like, Where have you been?

1183
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,340
It's like, I don't know where I've been.

1184
00:54:56,340 --> 00:54:57,880
He just like blows her off.

1185
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:58,580
He's like, I don't know where I've been.

1186
00:54:58,580 --> 00:54:59,480
I don't know where I'm going.

1187
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,580
And she just looks at him and goes, Cosmo,

1188
00:55:02,380 --> 00:55:05,220
you're going to die one day just like the rest of us.

1189
00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:08,580
Yeah. She's amazing.

1190
00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:10,520
Saying the quiet part out loud.

1191
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,020
That was great.

1192
00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:15,060
Also, I do love Cosmo's reaction as he comes in.

1193
00:55:15,060 --> 00:55:16,960
Just be like, I don't know where I've been.

1194
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:17,960
I don't know where I'm going.

1195
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,800
I don't I don't know when it is.

1196
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,060
It's like, I don't know why.

1197
00:55:21,060 --> 00:55:22,040
Johnny's come back.

1198
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,060
Their mother's made a miraculous recovery.

1199
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,300
He needs to talk to Loretta right now, but she's out.

1200
00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:28,500
No one knows where she's at.

1201
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:31,100
She comes home the next day, has a love bite.

1202
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:32,340
Johnny's on his way.

1203
00:55:32,340 --> 00:55:34,280
That's a hickey for people.

1204
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,940
No, they both do. Yeah, they both do.

1205
00:55:35,940 --> 00:55:38,380
Yeah. No, she's like she's like you.

1206
00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:39,620
Like, you know, she's like Johnny's going to.

1207
00:55:39,620 --> 00:55:41,480
I was like, What? And her hair still kind of like done up.

1208
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,920
And she's like frantically trying to like dress down.

1209
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,120
She's like, You have a love bite. Cover that up.

1210
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:47,160
Doorbell rings.

1211
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,820
Mago's to answer it. It's it's Ronnie.

1212
00:55:49,820 --> 00:55:52,780
I also like that this is the second time that shared

1213
00:55:52,780 --> 00:55:54,860
does a costume change in a closet.

1214
00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:55,900
Yes, that's true.

1215
00:55:55,900 --> 00:55:59,320
Like in Nick Cage's apartment and then now this here.

1216
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,060
So this is the scene that I think most people know from this film.

1217
00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:07,140
So it's Ronnie. Nick Cage comes in and Dukakis is like,

1218
00:56:07,140 --> 00:56:08,600
Oh, well, you want some breakfast?

1219
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,300
And shares like, No, he doesn't.

1220
00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:12,900
Nick Cage is just like, Yes, Mrs.

1221
00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:15,340
Castorini, I would love some oatmeal.

1222
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,980
So just such a dumb.

1223
00:56:17,980 --> 00:56:21,720
But it's like shares like, No, he's not saying he's going.

1224
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:25,420
And he's like, Yes, I would love some oatmeal, please.

1225
00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:29,660
So there's so they sit down at the table awkwardly waiting for Johnny to show up.

1226
00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:31,400
It's such an awkward breakfast.

1227
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:35,120
And then the dad comes down and is like, What's going on here?

1228
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,700
And like gets introduced to Ronnie finally, like officially.

1229
00:56:37,860 --> 00:56:39,300
Grandpa comes down.

1230
00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:41,160
Doorbell rings again. Everyone's nervous.

1231
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,500
It's the aunt and uncle.

1232
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,700
So now they're there. They're all having coffee.

1233
00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:46,880
And then the last doorbell is Johnny coming in,

1234
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,280
who, guess what, wants to call off the marriage because his mom,

1235
00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:51,760
his mom had a miraculous recovery.

1236
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,160
And if they get married, she'll die. Yeah.

1237
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,360
Superstition runs throughout this entire thing.

1238
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,900
Yeah. He told mom that she was or that they're going to get married.

1239
00:56:59,900 --> 00:57:00,860
She recovered.

1240
00:57:00,860 --> 00:57:03,760
And he's like, Oh, we can't get married now because it'll kill her.

1241
00:57:03,900 --> 00:57:06,560
Yeah. And then she gets a weird jump to make.

1242
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,740
Then she gets so pissed off because like, you know, you said we were going to get

1243
00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:12,400
married, like she doesn't want to marry this guy, but she's just like,

1244
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:13,280
that was a promise.

1245
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:16,480
Because if we learned anything from Tommy Corman, nobody backs out on it.

1246
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,780
So he wants his ring back, which is which is his pinky ring.

1247
00:57:19,780 --> 00:57:23,160
Yeah. And then, you know, you guys should all start wearing pinkie rings.

1248
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,820
I think it's just I've been looking for a pinky ring.

1249
00:57:25,820 --> 00:57:28,020
I'm looking for a really good one, actually.

1250
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,960
And then Nick Cage just goes, Oh, Maria.

1251
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,300
Yeah. So where's the ring?

1252
00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:34,200
And he's just like, Johnny.

1253
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,640
So he takes Johnny's pinky ring and proposes.

1254
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:37,900
And then, yeah.

1255
00:57:37,900 --> 00:57:40,000
And then that's pretty much the end of the film.

1256
00:57:40,340 --> 00:57:43,380
They're all having champagne with sugar cubes.

1257
00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:47,480
Yeah. Don't forget the scene where Olympia Dukakis confronts Cosmo.

1258
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:48,580
Oh, yes.

1259
00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:51,260
Because that that's

1260
00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:52,860
as powerful. Yeah.

1261
00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:55,320
He says, What do I have to show for my life?

1262
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,360
And everything he has to show is right around.

1263
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,460
Yeah. You know, and she reminds me of that.

1264
00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:01,300
She calls him out for that.

1265
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:03,660
I love that she's like Cosmo.

1266
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,140
You have to stop seeing this other person.

1267
00:58:06,140 --> 00:58:09,140
And then he like just there's a pause and he stands up,

1268
00:58:09,140 --> 00:58:13,100
smacks his hand down on the table, stands there for a second,

1269
00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:17,000
sits back down and just says, OK, that's a good way to take it.

1270
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,480
Oh, wait.

1271
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:19,820
He knows he's beat.

1272
00:58:19,820 --> 00:58:21,380
There's nothing else for him to do.

1273
00:58:21,380 --> 00:58:22,720
Guys. Best joke is in the scene.

1274
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:23,980
It's before Johnny shows up.

1275
00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:25,680
And it's just the whole family's around the table

1276
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,880
and everyone just awkwardly waiting for the doorbell to ring.

1277
00:58:28,060 --> 00:58:30,860
And Grandpa just goes, Someone tell a joke.

1278
00:58:31,860 --> 00:58:37,920
My favorite grandpa line is after that, even when everything's like done,

1279
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,100
everybody's like, you know, getting married and he's just sitting there

1280
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:42,540
crying and they're like, what's wrong?

1281
00:58:42,540 --> 00:58:45,140
He's like, I'm so confused.

1282
00:58:45,140 --> 00:58:46,700
That was my favorite part. Yeah.

1283
00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:50,840
So and then this movie ends like all great adult documentaries

1284
00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:54,620
with a knife fight with like all great adult documents

1285
00:58:54,620 --> 00:58:59,420
fight with the chubby guy who's been cuckolded is just sitting in the corner

1286
00:58:59,420 --> 00:59:04,120
watching. Oh, I love the family photo that they show during the credits.

1287
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:09,140
It's so awkward, too, because like, why is Johnny in that photo?

1288
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,040
It's like obviously they got up from breakfast

1289
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:14,180
and they took an engagement photo with everybody that was there.

1290
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,180
And like, Grandpa's there.

1291
00:59:16,180 --> 00:59:20,780
But Johnny's just standing like in the middle, weirdly by himself.

1292
00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:21,740
Got to be part of the family.

1293
00:59:21,740 --> 00:59:23,920
So what do we think of Nick Cage's performance in this?

1294
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:27,880
The Italian accent. Where do we land on that Italian American accent?

1295
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:31,420
Yeah. Actually, I grew I knew people like that in New York.

1296
00:59:31,420 --> 00:59:34,560
So I would say, yeah, you're the it's not bad.

1297
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:38,400
It's a little like some of the his one was OK.

1298
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,360
Some of the other people's Italians were a little too Italian for me.

1299
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:43,760
Well, here's the thing about it.

1300
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,040
Aggressively Italian. Yeah.

1301
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:49,980
The aunt that like barely had much in it was the dialect coach

1302
00:59:49,980 --> 00:59:54,240
and hand coach for basically every non coach.

1303
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:55,620
I love that there's a hand coach.

1304
00:59:55,620 --> 00:59:58,780
Yeah, they taught people like shares.

1305
00:59:58,780 --> 01:00:03,320
You can tell I've got a quote from where she's talking about like learning.

1306
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,120
It was a good hand.

1307
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:10,020
The guy who played Johnny was like teaching her how to say things like theater.

1308
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:13,420
It's like you're going to go to the theater, but it's not.

1309
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:14,800
I'm going to go to the theater.

1310
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,320
It's the theater.

1311
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,520
There's a hand motion that you are presented.

1312
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,100
It's like it's the theater.

1313
01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:23,640
The aunt taught Cher Dukakis

1314
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:27,600
and one of the other people who has zero Italian in them.

1315
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,880
How to use this accent of the dialect.

1316
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:34,280
And then also like just did hand talk coaching

1317
01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:37,820
and taught them how to like be Italian.

1318
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,120
I thought Nick Cage was good in this movie.

1319
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:41,180
Oh, I think he's very good.

1320
01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:43,680
I thought you could really see the change.

1321
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:46,920
There's like it's like there's before Cher and after Cher. Right.

1322
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,900
And so he's definitely a different.

1323
01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:50,400
He said, and he does that well.

1324
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,100
And like I said, I actually found him attract.

1325
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,560
Like that's saying something.

1326
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,940
I do not find him attractive. Hardly ever.

1327
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,000
There's not a lot here.

1328
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,380
I find few occasions where I don't find him attractive now.

1329
01:01:05,380 --> 01:01:08,240
But to be fair, I see him more than I see my girlfriend. So

1330
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:11,620
did we do a quote for you?

1331
01:01:11,620 --> 01:01:13,660
Well, his hip movement was the quote.

1332
01:01:13,660 --> 01:01:14,520
Oh, that's true.

1333
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,220
Yeah, really?

1334
01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:17,560
I mean, those hips could talk.

1335
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:18,620
Those hips don't lie.

1336
01:01:18,620 --> 01:01:22,060
To be honest, he doesn't have the quotes in this film.

1337
01:01:22,060 --> 01:01:23,420
Now, this is a share.

1338
01:01:23,420 --> 01:01:26,000
He's almost like a straight man in a comedy.

1339
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,800
Yeah. Everybody's playing off of him.

1340
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,800
But he's the one who's the most like acts the most unhinged.

1341
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,980
Well, he does have the biggest crazy moments. Yeah.

1342
01:01:33,980 --> 01:01:36,180
And he's very obviously very good at that.

1343
01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:40,340
And very early in his career, this is only like his 10th movie or something.

1344
01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:41,520
Yeah, something like that.

1345
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:43,420
So where do you guys put it in the good cage?

1346
01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:46,220
Bad movie, bad cage, good movie, good cage, good movie.

1347
01:01:46,220 --> 01:01:47,560
Yeah, good cage, good movie.

1348
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:49,220
This is a good cage, good movie. Yeah.

1349
01:01:49,220 --> 01:01:53,320
And I've got a quote from an interview here from Nick Cage,

1350
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:57,000
just discussing why he did Moonstruck.

1351
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:00,660
One of the reasons I did Moonstruck was because I thought it would allow me

1352
01:02:00,660 --> 01:02:02,800
to take more of a chance with my next film,

1353
01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:06,700
which is a low budget black comedy called Vampire's Kiss

1354
01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:10,040
that hardly has mass commercial appeal written all over it.

1355
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:14,980
He said, I play a man who thinks who's insane and thinks he's a vampire.

1356
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:16,820
Everyone told me not to do it,

1357
01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:19,220
but the script grabbed me by the collar and screamed,

1358
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,020
if you don't do this movie, you're a coward.

1359
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,180
I figured that in order to succeed in the film business,

1360
01:02:25,420 --> 01:02:27,460
you can't be afraid to roll the dice.

1361
01:02:27,460 --> 01:02:30,100
And as long as I'm betting, I want to bet everything I've got.

1362
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:34,740
So he only did this so he could do Vampire's Kiss, which I think is great.

1363
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:37,700
Yeah, that's astounding. Vampire's Kiss is well,

1364
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:42,240
it's it's the movie that really rocketed him into insanity.

1365
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:49,400
Yes, it developed the character of a cage. Yeah. So Nick Moonstruck.

1366
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:51,640
Yeah. Yeah.

1367
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:53,480
It was a real tight one for me.

1368
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,420
They're both fun. They're both very enjoyable.

1369
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:59,020
I for me, I think it's Moonstruck's just going to

1370
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,320
I'm going to enjoy watching that again.

1371
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,920
Yeah. Putting two romantic comedies against each other,

1372
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:08,620
I think is good in my world because I would usually be biased

1373
01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:10,020
against the romantic comedy.

1374
01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:13,200
I think we talked about this with It Could Happen to You.

1375
01:03:13,900 --> 01:03:17,560
It's not really my bag, but this was done well,

1376
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:21,080
just like It Could Happen to You was done well. Yeah. And same director.

1377
01:03:21,100 --> 01:03:23,200
It's fun. It's a real ensemble piece.

1378
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:26,240
It's so Nick Cage isn't like prevalent in it.

1379
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:29,580
If I had to like base it on how much Nick Cage you get,

1380
01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:31,980
he's more involved in the other movie.

1381
01:03:31,980 --> 01:03:33,780
But he's not better in the other movie.

1382
01:03:33,780 --> 01:03:36,120
No, this is the better movie.

1383
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,520
Better performance, better performance.

1384
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:41,720
Weirder. This is I mean, he's a one handed Nicolas Cage.

1385
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,720
Yeah, he lost his head.

1386
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,800
It's he lost his bride.

1387
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,260
It's a weird movie. Yeah.

1388
01:03:48,260 --> 01:03:51,640
Oh, the the scene where Cher slaps him

1389
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:53,780
and she's just like, slap out or snap out of it.

1390
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:59,040
Nick Cage had people coming up to him for like years after this movie.

1391
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:00,680
And they'd be like, snap out of it.

1392
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,980
But some people would also slap him.

1393
01:04:03,020 --> 01:04:05,680
She also slaps the shit out of him that second time.

1394
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:06,720
Well, yeah, she slaps him twice.

1395
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,880
But Nick Cage is like, I don't know why people think that they can just come up

1396
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:12,900
to me and slap me and say snap out of it.

1397
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,160
Maybe they think I'm going to get them a role in something, but I can't.

1398
01:04:17,660 --> 01:04:18,560
Real quick.

1399
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:21,140
There is some this weekend, K or cage news.

1400
01:04:21,140 --> 01:04:22,300
We haven't done that in a while.

1401
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:24,600
The trailer for sympathy for the devil came out.

1402
01:04:24,740 --> 01:04:27,000
Yes. That looks astounding.

1403
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,840
I'm real excited for that.

1404
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:32,880
Also today, a gameplay trailer dropped for the Nicholas Cage,

1405
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:36,620
Dead by Daylight DLC, where you do get to play as Nicholas Cage.

1406
01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:38,460
Running away from movie monsters.

1407
01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:39,940
Oh, nice.

1408
01:04:39,940 --> 01:04:41,560
You can see the one running away.

1409
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,740
I was hoping the cage was going to be the monster.

1410
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:46,900
Both would be good, but I kind of want.

1411
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:50,980
I hope there's good like Nick Cage lines like while he's running away,

1412
01:04:50,980 --> 01:04:54,940
like I just can't figure out why this is happening to me.

1413
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:58,680
I'm pretty sure he didn't record any lines for this.

1414
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:02,620
They're just using lines of his and the model pretty bad face scan.

1415
01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:05,920
The model of the Nick Cage model is truly not good.

1416
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:10,160
Yeah. Oh, just in terms of like things that Nick Cage normally doesn't do.

1417
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:14,160
I found out that his first role was in a television series.

1418
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,700
He didn't tell anybody when he got started.

1419
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:22,800
He just got a like part in this one TV show that didn't make it.

1420
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,580
And then he made three films with his uncle.

1421
01:05:25,700 --> 01:05:27,680
I think it's good he changed his name. Yeah.

1422
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,940
Oh, for sure. I think it was only like one movie where he was.

1423
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,120
Nick Coppola. That was just fast.

1424
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:34,780
I mean, talk about NEPO, baby.

1425
01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:37,880
So he got away from that. Yeah.

1426
01:05:38,980 --> 01:05:40,080
Anything else you want to say?

1427
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:44,660
No, I mean, so next up, we've got Lord of War and Captain Corelli's mandolin.

1428
01:05:44,660 --> 01:05:47,060
So who do you have as guests on that?

1429
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:49,100
Just us. Do you want to come back?

1430
01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:51,160
I don't know if I want to watch this movie.

1431
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:52,700
We don't either.

1432
01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:56,340
Yeah. Also, get ready for some really good, quote unquote accent work.

1433
01:05:57,740 --> 01:05:59,680
I don't think that's allowed on this podcast.

1434
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:02,540
Apparently, it becomes racist immediately.

1435
01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:04,340
Yeah, exactly.

1436
01:06:04,340 --> 01:06:05,620
So we're going to do it.

1437
01:06:05,620 --> 01:06:08,420
Oh, actually, this is something I wanted to talk about.

1438
01:06:09,220 --> 01:06:17,060
CIF is doing a David Lynch series this summer, starting up very soon.

1439
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:20,900
I love David Wild at Heart is going to be playing at the Egyptian

1440
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,100
three different nights.

1441
01:06:23,100 --> 01:06:25,360
I'm going on July 3rd.

1442
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,040
And anybody also going on July 3rd

1443
01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:32,980
see David Lynch's Wild at Heart in theaters.

1444
01:06:32,980 --> 01:06:36,660
I'm there. It's like two weeks before we record for the episode.

1445
01:06:36,820 --> 01:06:39,700
So it would be a great time to like get together.

1446
01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:43,600
If any of any of our like patrons or anything or whatever patrons.

1447
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,160
Really have a tree. Yeah.

1448
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,500
We'll talk about them right now. Yeah.

1449
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:50,800
Who's our let's let's give thanks to our thanks to our sparkle buddies on Patreon.

1450
01:06:51,380 --> 01:06:54,700
Josh, Sean, Josie, Rico, Matt and Adam and our cage dancers,

1451
01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:56,940
Ira, John and Freeman.

1452
01:06:56,940 --> 01:06:58,040
Yeah, big ups.

1453
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,940
We're doing shit here, Marissa.

1454
01:07:00,940 --> 01:07:03,020
This isn't just something we do in Peter's basement.

1455
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:05,860
It's not just something we do in Peter's basement.

1456
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,760
Sometimes we do it in Sean's apartment, too.

1457
01:07:08,820 --> 01:07:11,220
Yeah, we've got options.

1458
01:07:11,220 --> 01:07:13,300
Thanks to your support.

1459
01:07:13,660 --> 01:07:17,060
We can afford the gas to move our cast materials.

1460
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,060
Anyway, thanks, everyone, for listening.

1461
01:07:20,060 --> 01:07:22,960
And remember, good night and good cacauldry.

1462
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,700
Yeah. And thanks to our guest. Oh, yeah.

1463
01:07:25,740 --> 01:07:28,140
Marissa, did you have anything you wanted to plug?

1464
01:07:28,140 --> 01:07:31,220
I don't that's really weird when people don't expect

1465
01:07:31,220 --> 01:07:34,080
I know to ask them if they have anything you want to plug,

1466
01:07:34,380 --> 01:07:37,320
because we got all sorts of pine cones and like dirt and stuff outside.

1467
01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:39,380
I hear that's how bears do it.

1468
01:07:39,380 --> 01:07:42,220
They just eat a bunch of pine cones and dirt and then they hibernate.

1469
01:07:42,260 --> 01:07:44,560
I'm very they plug it up.

1470
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:45,660
And that's that.

1471
01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:47,960
But you called her by

1472
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:50,060
the cold tree, the cold tree.

1473
01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:52,760
And then the.

1474
01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:57,240
Five.

1475
01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:03,340
That's because you're drinking diet coke with baloney in it.

1476
01:08:04,980 --> 01:08:06,020
Pimento log.

1477
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,820
Bologna. Mm hmm.

1478
01:08:07,820 --> 01:08:10,140
This is a fine. Can you imagine slurping?

1479
01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:12,980
I'm just going to keep talking about this.

1480
01:08:12,980 --> 01:08:15,420
Slurping some champagne through a baloney straw.

1481
01:08:16,020 --> 01:08:19,260
Like if you just cored out a piece of baloney and like,

1482
01:08:19,260 --> 01:08:23,260
oh, drink some grape juice through it.

1483
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,000
Just bubbly, meaty juices in your mouth.

1484
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,480
Segway out of this one, Sean.

1485
01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:35,220
Talk about God help us.

1486
01:08:35,220 --> 01:08:38,540
Now keep going. This is this gold podcast gold.

1487
01:08:41,660 --> 01:08:44,020
Yeah, but I am very bad with money.

1488
01:08:44,180 --> 01:08:48,620
The people at home who don't know me, like I like to just spend money on jokes.

1489
01:08:48,620 --> 01:08:50,220
I prefer it that way.

1490
01:08:50,220 --> 01:08:53,860
I don't I don't need a lot of things, but I have a lot of things at home

1491
01:08:53,860 --> 01:08:57,820
that are one off jokes and it would have been another Elvis suit.

1492
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:01,040
And another. Yeah, we're not going to approach that.

1493
01:09:01,060 --> 01:09:03,240
I was going to say, I feel like that's highly reusable.

1494
01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:05,300
I would use it all the time.

1495
01:09:05,300 --> 01:09:07,880
Yeah, but you need like skinny Elvis and fat Elvis.

1496
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,600
And this part of my life, I'm in a fat Elvis phase.

1497
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:13,820
Well, you just need zippers on the side, right? To let it out.

1498
01:09:13,820 --> 01:09:16,880
That really that really irked me for some reason.

1499
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,720
You can't tell me that something irks you because I'm going to latch onto it

1500
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:25,620
and I'm going to fucking you're going to get a bunch of weird letters from Nick now.

1501
01:09:25,660 --> 01:09:27,760
Yeah, that's all you're going to get slipped on your door.

1502
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:29,760
Remy's going to go wild.

1503
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:31,600
That's their dog.

1504
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:34,040
Sorry, dog.

1505
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:44,040
I'm out and you hard.