The B -Side and Boxing. B -Side shit. B -Side.
B -Side. And the B -Side. You got a B -Side.
The B -Side. B -Side. B -Side. B -Side. The B
-Side thing. This is the B -Sides Boxing Podcast.
No, that'll work out fine. Boxing B -Sides. Holy
shit, we're back. Joined by the one and only
Saul and Joshua. Que paso, hermanos? What's up,
guys? Man, the very spirited debate on Hall of
Fame stuff. Do you want to hear what that was?
You're going to have to go to patreon .com slash
lbxmedianet and get yourself signed up. But we
do have some interesting news coming up. So we
got two people that are signed to fight in January.
Opponents to be determined. Number one, Bandy
Pacquiao. Possible opponents, we're looking at
Rawley rematching Barrios. Is that what we're
talking about? Rawley. I need to be Rawley. Fight
of the century shit. Have you guys seen Rawley
in his recent interviews, dude? That dude's devoted.
Devoted to the Lord. He's so fucking funny, dude.
Like, if only he wasn't the alleged serial rapist.
What? I keep forgetting that he's a... I keep
forgetting he's a rapist. You know that hiatus
he took between the tank fight and the Barroso
fight? Yes. He ran into legal trouble. For allegedly.
Allegedly being a serial rapist. Jesus Christ.
And allegedly. Intimidating everyone who accused
them. Into being quiet. Intimidating witnesses.
So that's what I mean. He's a funny guy. But
I just like. It's hard to look past that. That's
what I mean. I've never seen like. Is there like
a group of it. Like they were released from court.
I'm sure RJ could pull it. Yeah, RJ's got it
here. Oh, shit. Hold on. That's people of the
Philippines. I'm not thinking it. If he did it,
he did it. I'm just saying, like, I want to see
that just because I'm so interested in that,
you know? Yeah, fuck. Did they take that down
from, like, Bad Left Hook and all the news outlets?
The big, rolly propaganda. Big, rolly. Big, rolly
industrial complex. yeah no charges after no
charges for orlando romero orlando romero accused
of sexual assault diddy romero diddy romero oh
jesus i mean yeah i mean crazy yeah that was
like a whole the whole stuff i was pre -tank
fight apparently But the point is, it's going
to be Pacquiao -Rolley just because Barrios is
probably going to fight someone else. Yeah, remember
Ryan Garcia was calling him out. Yeah, and draw
against Ryan Garcia. Do we have more draws than
Daigo Higa? I need to see him just win. Not even
win. Let's draw the rest of his career and retire
champion. 29 -2 in 29. No one can win his title,
but he can't lose it either. It's great. Would
that be like hell for a professional fighter?
Well, for him, it's great. He keeps getting paid.
It'd be hell for anyone who fights him. Cursed
to drawing forever. The other name signed up
for January, Deontay Wilder. Yeah. He said he
was doing some teaser shit in an interview. Got
something really big planned. Can't really talk
about it right now, but we'll... When the time
comes, you'll be the first to hear about it type
of shit. Yeah. Honestly, with the stage of Wash
that Wilder's in, put him in with Dave Allen,
bro. Yeah, I was going to say Dave Allen or Makudov.
No, Dave Allen. Makudov's too dangerous at this
stage. To be fair, we saw how it went when Wilder
fought Audley Harrison. Who knows? It'd be pretty
impressive if he became the first guy to drop
Dave Allen. That'd be pretty crazy, huh? Considering
that Dave Allen has zero defense and has been
taking just pastings from every top guy. He'd
be the American Dave Allen at that point. Not
true. Wilder's already gotten stopped too many
times. Yeah, you're right. Dave Allen quits.
Dave Allen gets tired and quits. It's different.
Different breeds. I mean... It would be pretty
cool to see him fight someone like Andy Ruiz.
Is Ruiz still fighting? Does Ruiz still fight?
He had a hand injury when he fought Gerald Miller
in August. I don't know how, bro. That's got
to be like hitting a pillow. I mean, that would
be a pretty good fight, too, is him versus Gerald
Miller. Yeah. Wilder and Gerald Miller. I just
think, like, I want to see Wilder get at least,
like, one more crazy knockout. Yeah. Like, I
don't think Wilder's, like, in it for competitive
fights anymore. Like, you kind of just have to
treat him like a circus attraction and see if
he actually recovers. Jake Paul versus Deontay
Wilder? Yeah, like, he's kind of, like, again,
he took seven rounds to beat up a guy on, what
did he even fight? What promotion did he even
fight on? BLK Prime. BLK. Oh, my God. Yeah, so
he's laundering money now. Listen, man, you will
not be able to convince me that BLK Prime is
a real, real promotion. I don't think it is.
You can't. You just can't. You can't convince
me that anyone would pay Crawford $10 million
to fight David Evanesian. Is that who he was
fighting on there? Yep, yep. And they didn't
even give him... And his gloves exploded during
the fight. I'm shocked we didn't... I don't even
believe in Terrence Crawford Glovegate on that
one. I believe in, like, Everlast gloves being
shit. No, dude. Like, that's not Glovegate. That's
Crawford's sponsor being terrible. Or just bad
pick. Yeah. Oh, yeah, sometimes you get a bad
pick. Especially because they're MX. They're
MX2s, so... Those are good gloves. Supposed to
be good gloves. No, the MX1s are great. The MX2s
have inconsistent stitching. And hence, explosions.
Hence, the explosion, yeah. Yeah. Anyways. Ossie
Card, December 6th. They're bringing out all
the old favorites. Jaya Pataya, Justice Hooney,
Jason Maloney. There's a bunch of other names
on there that I don't recognize. I'm in the weeds
with this shit and I don't know who these people
are. They gotta bring out Julius Long for one
of these. He might be on the card and I just
don't know who he is. Julius Long is retired
now. He was 18 and 28. He was 7 -1 and did not
know how to fight at all so they'd always bring
out a prospect to beat the shit out of him. God.
and it was kind of hilarious to see a seven one
guy like flail around like he has no idea what
he's doing especially because he weighed like
300 350 pounds it's pretty funny kept me awake
when i watched joseph parker jr pha man i forgot
that happened yeah that's how you know we're
into that boxing we watched terrible fights for
Minimal amusement. At like 3 in the morning?
That was like 7 in the morning. Oh, yeah, for
you. That shit killed me. Besides the point,
hopefully... Wait, no, Jason Mulaney isn't the
one that had the misfortune of fighting Nakatani.
No, that was Andrew. How's Andrew? This one had
the misfortune of fighting Inoue. Yes. Yeah.
It's still unfortunate because you're basically
dying. Shaving years off of your life. Count
how many hundreds of thousands you made and take
that many years off your life. At least the Inoue
one was pretty clean. It wasn't that bad. Andrew
getting completely flatlined. After a hard, hard
fight. Yeah, after taking a beating, getting
flatlined by Junto, that was scary. But that's
the Aussie card. Yeah. We'll cover it, probably.
We'll talk about it when it happens. I mean,
Justice Hooney, we'll talk about him in a little
bit, but he had a good fight with Fabio Wardley.
He could use the old Amir Khan track and say,
never been outboxed. Man, I was so excited to
see Wardley getting picked apart and losing.
I read that my stream was a little behind. My
legal stream on DAZN .com slash Fabio Wardley
was lagging behind a little bit. And I just see
the chat go like, fuck. And I'm like, what is
it? And it sounds like, no. And then it catches
up and I was like, oh, fuck's sake, man. I still
got to see Fabio Wardley on my fucking screen.
Tozone .com slash Fabio Wardley. Fabio Wardley
to me is like a Twilight Zone Dave Allen where
like if Dave Allen was athletic at all. Lost
20 pounds? If he was athletic at all. Tried.
You heard me. If he was athletic. No, if he was
athletic at all. and, like, had stamina and power
and anything, like, any athletic aspect to his
game, that's Fabio Wardley. You think David Allen
is that... That's the analog? Like, athletic?
No, because, like, he just, like, Fabio Wardley
just gets, like, Homer Simpson's opponents, low
-key. High -key? What are you talking about?
High -key. Like, he just, like, he gets the shit
smacked out of him. And then he just, like, with
these bursts of, like, energy, he just loves
his opponent. Happens every damn time. It's just,
like, again, Eric Molina had him wobbled. Had
Fabio Wardley? Yeah, if you watch, it's hilarious.
Eric Molina, like, wobbles him. And then Fabio
Wardley, like, doesn't even register being wobbled
and just, like. Explodes at him again and knocks
him out. Eric Molina was the school teacher,
wasn't he? I'm pretty sure. I would not want
Eric Molina to teach my kids. I think Dishy said
something on Discord about how Alfred Molina
would have provided more resistance. For the
Broadway actor. You mean Otto Octavius? Yes,
that too. I preferred him in... How is it called?
Fiddler on the Roof. Fiddler on the Roof. That's
the one. He was good in that. Bobby on the Roof.
Bobby on the Roof. I don't know why I said that.
Still, it's a good one. All right. Besides the
point, Justice Hooney never been outboxed. Moving
to some recaps. We've got two good cards. Which
one do we want to do first? See, I have a lot
more to say about boots than I do about my personal
inspiration, David, the Doncaster De La Hoya
Allen. The Doncaster De La Hoya. Oh, my God.
What other nicknames does he have? He's got the
White Rhino. I think that's kind of the joke
is that he wears like a banana hammock when he
goes to weigh -ins. Yeah. It's funny. Doncaster
dummy. Yeah, lots of stuff. Meat enjoyer. At
this point, yeah. So, we're going first. Out
of Sheffield, Josh Padley versus Reese Belotti.
That's the only one I really wanted to talk about.
Yeah, see, somehow he's better at being an electrician
than boxing, and I still would not want him to
fix my power. He should be smart and start his
own electrical company. Yeah, just start. He's
made for middle management. That's what Joe Smith
Jr. did. Just took his boxing winnings and moved
them into his own company. You know what? He
owns New Jersey. He owns Long Island Landscaping
now. Yeah, he does. That's a good gig. He runs
Long Island Landscaping. He probably enjoys it
too. He still brings his belts to the job site
too. It's pretty funny. Just in case anybody
wants pictures. That's so cool, man. I would
take a picture. To be fair, if I won a world
title, you would have to peel that off me. I'd
have that shit in the shower. The shower is crazy.
I'd be showering with that thing. Yeah, I would
take it with me everywhere. I respect it, bro.
Everyone would be like, oh, what's that? Yeah,
what's your name? Former WBC world champion.
Blank. Like, every time I'd introduce myself
like that. The Doncaster De La Hoya. How have
you never heard of me? Exactly, dude. Like, if
you won a world title. And you got, like, one
of the nice ones, like, with actual gold on it
and everything. And you had to go wear construction.
Would you not wear it to wear construction? Like,
you'd wear it everywhere. Yeah. Montana Love,
if you remember that name, he won a regional
belt. And he took that shit with him everywhere.
Honestly, it was a WBA one, so those things look
nice. I would also. I, too, would do that. It
was like the North America Continental something
or other. Listen, if it was any belt other than
the English one, I'd take it with me. The English
belt is less valuable than a belt from the Wiggles.
That's that one that was like a brown leather
strap that had just small little shits on it.
Yeah, like they just put a couple tin dinner
plates from a soup kitchen on it. Here, I can
buy one off eBay. 125 Great Britain pounds. For
a British title? Yeah. Look at this thing. I
posted the chat. It's so ugly. Yeah, that thing
is fucking hideous. Like, this is not a belt
I would be proud of to wear. Like, let me find
a WBA regional belt. I think he had an IBF North
Americas. Yeah, those are still pretty cool.
Like, here. I found a WBA Asia East champion
belt. And compare it with the English one. At
least it looks fire. I would take the WBA one
easily. Yeah, like, I'm wearing that shit to
the shower once again. Like, they look sick.
So, like, why does the English one look like
such a piece of shit? The prestige of the lineage
and not the appearance of the belt. I was going
to say, the British Empire doesn't even exist
anymore. You can't even get your colonized peoples
to say it looks good at gunpoint. There's no
one to say it looks good anymore. But there's
no one to tell you, yes, sir, you're such a great
champion of England. maybe one won't be lucky
yeah like nah i'm sure this thing banged in the
60s before like belts looked good but that one
shit the wbc gave uh tyson fury when he beat
who was it billion oh yeah Yeah, the UK belt
or whatever. That looked better, though. That
looked fucking good. And, like, I'm not British
by any stretch, but that looked pretty good.
When Floyd Mayweather fought fucking McGregor.
The money belt? The money belt. It was, like,
gator skin. Gator skin and diamond bedazzling.
I found a picture. This is... Okay, I would carry
this just because of the value. I wouldn't carry
it because of the value. Oh, man. No, I'd carry
it, to be fair, if I were that rich. Oh, yeah.
If I were that rich. Shinada just said to my
picture of the British one, this belt sucks.
Because it fucking does. She's speaking facts.
She has no context. This belt sucks. Looks like
something I made. You probably make something
better. Yeah, with no context, she already knows
what we're talking about. With no context, you
already know. This belt fucking sucks. So I can't
even blame these people. Anyways, Josh Padley,
win any title but the English one and then start
your own electrician's outfit. David Allen drops
the ball versus Arslanbek Makhmadov. No, he was
in a round shape. He was the ball, and he didn't
get dropped. You put it that way. That's a silver
lining if I've heard one. I felt like David Allen
was doing a lot better than the commentary was
saying. Like, the commentary were just straight
doomers constantly saying, oh, Makhmudov is really,
really piecing him up, and David Allen isn't
doing shit. I don't know. I wasn't seeing the
same thing. Makhmadov was made of paper. I think
that if David Allen, like what Josh said earlier,
had athleticism, I think he probably would have
beaten Makhmadov. If he was in shape ever, he
probably stops him. If he cared. Not even if
he cared. At this point, I think he's just stuck
like that. Like with the jelly belly? Like, my
cope, if I put on my cope hat, because David
Allen is an inspiration to every fat, retarded
keyboard warrior on the planet for getting off
his couch and fighting world -ranked opponents.
If I put on my cope hat, Makhmudov held way too
much and should have been DQ'd. Yeah, that was
a... Egregious. That was kind of a bummy fight,
yeah. That was pretty fucking egregious. If I
put on my reasonable hat, why did Dave keep walking
into the clinches? He could have just stood still
and, like, Makhlodov would have missed his clinch
horribly and you could have punched him. Like,
again, if Dave Allen... Dave Allen would be a
great boxer if he could box, had IQ, good coaching,
athleticism, footwork, whatever. Time to go to
Ronnie Shields. Time to go to Victor Conte, bro.
First, you gotta fix the athleticism. That snack
shit. Get him on that Damon Haney snack shit.
Snack pack. I just can't. I always get excited
for Dave Allen fights because they're like a
guaranteed bum fight. You know? Like, it's the
same excitement you get from clicking on, like,
it's the same juvenile excitement you got before
you watched boxing clicking on, like, a Street
Beeps video. Worldstar. Yeah, like, that's, like,
that, like, it's that type of, like, juvenile
excitement. Like, you know it's gonna be bad
boxing, but also there's just some allure about
two fat dudes kicking the shit out of each other.
It's never boring. Caveman and Fat Dude. It's
never boring. When it's boring, it's at least
kind of funny. But that's my take on the fat
British man losing to the slightly less fat Neanderthal.
Honestly, you should give Mac Moodle to Richard
Torres now. No, I said give Mac Moodle to AJ.
Oh. AJ does need a comeback. I was going to say,
give Makludov AJ. It'd be so funny to see how
Eddie Hearn tries to sell it as, oh, he beat
Dave Allen. So he's clearly a world beater. And
then AJ, like, probably jabs him and he, like,
disintegrates. Honestly, I'd rather see Dave
Allen versus AJ. I don't think AJ could knock
down Dave Allen. The bet isn't. Does Dave Allen
win? The betting line is, does AJ knockdown?
How many knockdowns, if any? Honestly, I mean,
Dave Allen might have a chance of knocking out
fucking AJ, dude. If he homers Simpson's AJ,
homers Simpson's AJ, homers Simpson's AJ in the
10th round, I might fall out of my chair. That
would be fucking funny, dude. It's so fucking
funny. See, but now you're getting into the spirit
of Dave Allen. You don't actually care about
the boxing. It's a very juvenile pleasure you
get out of Dave Allen. He's a 33 -year -old guy
who used to pee in jugs and blow all of his fights.
He would show up to a fight. He would wake up,
pee in one of the jugs under his bed. Go blow
his entire purse on the horses and then show
up to fight like Luis Ortiz. Without training.
He hasn't trained, by the way. His diet has been
entirely like Hot Pockets and fish and chips.
The Dillian White fight. The Dillian White fight.
His coach had to drag him out of a pub to go
get ready for his fight. It's a juvenile pleasure
that you get from David Allen, but I don't think
any other boxer is that much of a disgrace while
not being outright hateable. They take themselves
seriously. They take themselves seriously, and
even the ones who are disgraces are usually evil.
They're criminals. You can't root for them. This
is just some guy. He's a disgrace. He's just
some guy. Yeah. Like he's, he's absolutely, is
he a disgrace to the sport? Yes. Like I've never
seen a less professional boxer. Dave Allen versus
Jake Paul. Jake Paul probably beats him by UD.
Not even probably. Jake Paul does beat him by
unanimous decision. You know what? Jake Paul
fights Dave Allen and beats him and then gets
the AJ fight. Like I'm saying here, it's comical.
This guy's career is so fucking funny. He's just
some guy who gets a knockout against a real...
Like the Johnny Fisher duology. It's so funny.
Because of how serious Johnny Fisher takes himself
as a real boxer. And how this fat dude who pees
in jugs and somehow has a kid shows up. Beats
the fuck out of him. Kind of like watching Butterbean,
you know? The things that Butterbean trained.
Butterbean is more serious than this guy. Is
that the heavyweight division for you? Oh, my
God. That's what I mean. It's just, it's a juvenile
pleasure to watch David Allen day in, day out.
I hope he never retires low -key. The only Dave
Allen fight I would watch, not Dave Allen, but
the only Lawrence Coley fight I would watch would
be if he fought Dave Allen. No, you don't want
to watch that. He'd just, like, they'd be so
bad. This would be the worst fight ever conceived.
But you never know. It's that juvenile, like,
love. David Allen. He might shit him. He might.
He might shit him. He might also quit halfway
through the fourth round out of, like, ah, fuck,
I didn't train for this. I'm tired. I might just
be a fan of Dave Allen now. I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I think you've converted me. I'm glad.
I'm glad I've been able to, like, I'm glad, like,
you didn't get it. Nobody got it because, like,
everyone on the server who used to watch Dave
Allen fights, like, basically quit watching boxing.
I need to sell the newest generation of why I
like this is the only British fighter I ever
like and it's because he's like he's actually
a disgrace to the sport in every sense and that's
why we love him he's probably the worst boxer
to have ever lived in terms of people who actually
do their fucking jobs like imagine a janitor
who smears shit on the walls Like, that is Dave
Allen from boxing. But he's funny, and I like
him. And that's all I care. Imagine the janitor.
You can't even argue. Like, I'm so right. Oh,
my God. You're going to get an article about
this now because I've been kicking back the Crawford
one in order to write more articles. Anything
more for David Allen versus Makuro? Never retire.
I hope he wastes all his money on the horses
on his back against, like, Usyk. When Usyk runs
out of money. Usyk's on his way out the door.
I hope he's back against the next generation
of top prospects at heavyweight. Somehow. As
for Makhmudov, I hope he rematches Guido and
loses even worse. It'd be really funny. I like
Guido. Reminds me. On the undercard of Enes Lima.
Oh, right. There was an undercard to that. Yeah,
Guido Vianello. Stops him in five. Stops Alexis
Barrier. Or Alexi, I guess I should say. Alexi
Barrier. He's a Quebec fighter. Not a Quebec
fighter I particularly care about. He was always
going to die. Really? It was kind of funny seeing
guys have hope in Barriere, and I'm like, this
is a Canadian heavyweight, not named Lennox Lewis.
Are you serious? Yeah, there's not a whole lot
to be hoping for here. Like, he beat up a bunch
of, like, fat Mexicans in Quebec City. No, not
even. Lacklemy was his last fight against a fat
Mexican. The Lacklemy Casino. The Hilton in Lacklemy
is actually a pretty nice casino. I will say,
having seen it. But prestigious? It is not. It
is a place where first -year university students
go and gamble their father's money. I mean, how
do you guys feel about the Richard Torres win
over Pianello after this win over Perrier? Do
you think it ages well? Do you feel the same?
i feel like guido is like a non -entity in terms
of like he like he's the perfect like gatekeeper
type but like heavyweight is so heavyweight is
so thin though that like he could talk himself
into an aj fight yeah like vianello could totally
like just get a random fight against the top
guy and equally like could stay at this level
forever And, like, beating him doesn't prove
you belong at the top level. But losing to him
for sure means you're out. Yeah. Like, kind of
crazy seeing what he's up to. I was thinking
about it, too. Regarding Rich Torres and Guido
Vanillo. I mean, because Guido's put a match
from now, right? He's... Probably. I think he
is a matchroom fighter. Man, I just need Torres
to step up and lose already. I think, honestly,
Torres should break away from the top -ranked...
Yeah, no shit. Honestly, he should go matchroom.
If Torres wants a long -term career that isn't
him getting found out quickly, he needs to stay
in that top -ranked protection program real bad.
Yeah. Because I watched him at the Olympics get
completely, like, turned the paste by Jalilov.
Yeah. Like... Like, knocked out. It's not like
where he lost a decision, he got knocked out.
No, he got turned the paste in the Olympic finals.
Yeah. And I was like, no one can tell me. I didn't
watch that. I had nothing to do. I was a high
schooler with no friends. I was a 12th grader
with no friends during COVID. So, I was watching
that shit. Well, it wasn't like it was a bad
fight, you know? No, but he just was not competitive
in this. Like, he got turned the pace by Jalilov,
which, like, he hasn't improved since the amateurs,
so logic follows that any top guy turns him in
the pace reasonably as well. Especially because
he's 26. He's not like a young prospect who will
bounce back 20 times like Dubois did. We'll see
what happens. He's going to be like 28 when he
gets his actual chance, and then we'll see. For
sure, though, if he wants a little more name
recognition, he should go to Matchroom because
they have more. Yeah, go fight Dave Allen, bro.
I need to see more Dave Allen. I have Torres
winning. I have Torres probably stopping him,
but give me more Dave Allen. Smear more shit
on the walls, Mr. Janitor. Exactly. If you really
hate Torres, you match him up with Fabio Wardley
immediately. You watch as Torres wins 11 rounds
and then gets sent into the Shadow Realm with
a dented skull. If you really hate Richard Torres,
you want him to fight Fabio Wardley. Point blank,
period. Speaking of Jalolov, he did fight on
the 6th. He didn't look great. Vitaly Kudakov
was the opponent. He did not look... He didn't
look great against some guy. Rando Russian. Yeah,
7 and 4 heavyweight with 3 knockouts from, like,
Chechnya. Or Dagestan, or wherever. Jalalov,
see, the reason why I choose to make fun of Torres
for losing to Jalalov that badly in amateur boxing
instead of rating Jalalov is because Jalalov
very much has the one pace. He throws ones and
twos at a very pedestrian pace and has no ambition
to actually move up in the professionals or even
to really be there when he fights. He kind of,
he throws ones and twos and he doesn't really
have much of an idea of what to do when they
don't happen. And don't land. He has one gear.
He has no, like, like he already tested defense
because he's so big and his jab keeps people
away. His footwork, he's always coming forward
so it doesn't really matter. Defense, like. he
throws ones and twos in the same gear and they
either knock the guy out or he looks like and
since his since his best opponent has been like
camille sokolovsky and curtis harper yeah he's
gonna look better than he is well you know who
didn't who doesn't look like geron ennis boots
Man, I gotta eat my crow here. I really thought
Lima was gonna give him a better fight than that.
I really did. Liam could have been Virgil and
I still would have been like, yup, that's how
it went with Boots. It feels great to actually
be right on a guy and for them not to be a fucking
bust when you're high on a guy from the very
start. It feels great. I will say that Boots,
that performance, I knew he was going to get
at Lima. I mean, we just didn't know when. Yeah.
But the thing is that at the same time, first
round knockout and the way he did it, oh my God,
it was beautiful. I'm not going to say Lima is
all that and hype him up because Lima is Lima.
Yeah. But I will say that for a lot of people
that were going, like, the boots is potential,
man. Like, no, he's, like... Like, I'm glad he
had a spot where his highlight can actually circulate
online with his name on it so people know who
he is. Because everyone's... Like, if you look
at boxing highlight compilations, he's been on
them in his showbox days. Yeah. It's just...
His name is never on them. He finally has highlights
with his name on them, and he's there. He's ready.
I think the Virgil fight, he's going to smoke
Virgil and everything, but I'm glad he's getting
these names. He's no longer a potential man.
I will say for the Lima fight, I think everybody
besides Virgil at 154, I don't see them doing
the same way that they did Lima. I think Boots,
the way that Boots did it too was just that uppercut
was nasty. No, but it's just like the... How
he tricked, how he made Lima fall into his trap.
You know? Again, I've said, I've said, I've said
like the part, probably the most dangerous part
about Boots is that like the way he steps up
his game to how he wants to try, which means
we have, we still haven't seen like an upper
ceiling for Boots. I don't think we have. That's
going to come when we... We have yet to see his
upper ceiling. But probably the most dangerous
part because, like, people will poke at how he
has somewhat of a leaky defense, but, I mean,
nobody's been a KO threat to him, for the record,
for him to actually care about defense. He has
a chin. He has a hell of a chin. I don't know
if it's really been tested yet too much. If you
look at the Via fight, the shots he knocks Via
out with, Via catches them right clean at the
same time. Is Roman Via a hard puncher though?
Yes. Extremely hard puncher. He's like a club
level fighter with world level power. Yeah, like
straight up. The only reason he... I don't know
too much about Romelu Villa, though. That's what
I'm saying. What's the best guy he knocked out?
What's the best guy he knocked out? If it wasn't
for the ref, he basically broke Rashidi Ellis'
face in the last round. He was getting owned
for the entire fight. And then he knocked Rashidi
Ellis down three or four times. Shit. Okay. Yeah.
And broke his face. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Like, he is the most club -level guy you'll ever
see. But, like, getting caught clean by Roman
Villa is no joke. Yeah, you know what? Same with
Avanisian. Avanisian is also kind of like a club
-level guy with good, solid power. And, like,
Ennis just takes the shot. He doesn't even try
and defend it. He sees it, takes it. That's it.
So I think that's probably the most threatening
part of it, where, like, let's say Virgil does
get to him with some offense. Virgil will be
staring down the barrel of a loaded gun. I don't
know. With boots. I mean, I still think that
Virgil is going to give him a good fight. I still
think, as biased as I am in this, I still think
that Virgil has a chance of winning. I have a
50 -50 now. After that fight, I have a 50 -50.
I just think Virgil needs to have intangibles
he hasn't shown. I don't mean intangibles like
having a dog or anything. He has a dog. I'm saying
Virgil needs God -level chin and recovery that
we haven't seen from him yet. I will say that
from the Bojack fight, he got it twice. Again,
Bojack is not the greatest. at least from what
i've seen now yeah he doesn't have um he has
power but he's not like world and russian power
yeah exactly it's not and it's not it's not power
that like they both check will catch you with
the power and it's power but it's the thing with
boots is that like it's fast you don't see it
speed yeah like there's a he he's he's obviously
fearful but like just the way he he crafts his
counters like you don't see it either So, and
that's like, again, Virgil will need a crazy
chin or crazy awareness to see, like, to be able
to stare down the barrel of that loaded gun and
get offense off. I will say that Virgil, he has
a really underrated defense. He has a pretty
sophisticated high guard. When he does use it,
when he does use it, in the match -em -up fight,
he set up some traps. Oh, for sure. It was really
nice to see. Again, that's why I mentioned Boots.
I think Boots wins if they trade, though. I don't
know. Because at the same time, yes, Boots knocked
out Lima, but I mean, Virgil has beaten the better
opponents at 1 -3 -4. For the barometer of if
they trade shots, who wins, Virgil was... He
had to box against Boachuk. Boots just blew up
Villa while taking overhand rights straight to
the chin and not even wobbling. I mean, at the
same time, can you handle a shot from Virgil?
Yeah, probably. Again, Roman Villa is like, if
you had a character creator... You basically
put, like, on a scale of 1 to 10, you put a 1
in everything and stick an 11 in power. My thing
is, if he really had an 11 in power, why didn't
he knock out Boots? You know? I feel like if
he had, like, crazy power... That's Boots' chin,
though. That's what I say about Boots' awareness
and his chin. He had the awareness to see it
coming and the chin to soak it. I would say maybe...
I don't know. I would say that Boots' chin hasn't
been tested yet just because... I mean, again...
It's a guy that, if he really did have a lot
of power, he would have knocked out Boots. Boots
would have respected his power. I know. I feel
like we'll see when the fight happens, if Boots
really respects Virgil or not. Yeah. Because
I still, like, again, we've seen Virgil's upper
ceiling tested. I still don't think we've seen
all of Boots. Yeah. No, you know what? And that's...
Like, he's still potential man, but, like, it's
potential man in that, like, you got to see him
fight someone now. There's no more. I agree and
I disagree with you to an extent. I feel like
we know how Virgil gets when he's taken to his
limit. But I feel like he still has a ceiling
he hasn't reached yet regarding his skill. Yeah.
You know? If that makes any sense. Because mostly
he's relied on being able to get guys out, right?
Yeah. Yeah. Man, I'm still... I'm still chowing
down on my fucking crow over here. I was talking
a lot of shit about Luisma Lima. I'm just, like,
I'm happy we see it, though. The obvious, obvious
talent. Yes. Present. Yeah. Undeniable proof.
Yeah, like, it's not just, like, oh, but... Like,
the thing is that you should have, like... It's
the stage, I guess. The fact that he has a highlight.
I don't know. You should have been sold on Ennis,
realistically, when he beat the fuck out of Lipinets.
The Lipinets fight is when you should have been
sold. I think Lipinets is a better opponent than
Romain Villa. Oh, I know. Absolutely. I'm just
saying the Villa fight in regards to Ennis' chin.
Because, again, You don't trade with Via. Via's
fight right before boots was a perfect lesson
in not trading with Via. Again, Rashidi Ellis
had his face fucking broken by Via. This guy's
a horrible boxer. Straight up. Club level fighter.
As Leo said, club level fighter with this power
is insane. World level. And even then, I'm not
going to glaze Karen at Chukazadian at all because
I've already gone on a couple tangents on this
podcast before about how he's an incredibly negative
fighter. But there's also a non -zero chance
that he can probably end up in the mix in a dead
welterweight division. Chukazian was fighting.
He fought the same day as Ennis. And he looked
good. He looked good. Yeah. He got a stoppage,
if I'm not mistaken. It says UD. What was that?
No, no, UD. That was earlier. Yeah, he got a
stoppage. I saw it on Twitter. Yeah, that's right.
So those wins are aging nicely. They'll age.
And I think there's going to be a guy who they
think boots isn't all that and Chukadzadian's
easy pickings at some point if he floats around
the rankings. At 147. There's not a whole lot
going on there. No, so let's say Norman beats
Haney, thinks he's top shit. It's very realistic
that we see Chuka Zadian in there, and Chuka
Zadian gives him a much harder time. The one
thing I will say about boots is, and Virgil,
by the way, going back to that a little bit,
Virgil has the better trainer, absolutely. You
think he's better than Bozy? Bozy's a solid trainer,
though. I am not sold on Bozy the same way I'm
not sold on, like, Virgil Hunter. Because, again,
both of these guys just happen to be given the
best talent ever to exist. It's really tough
to fumble it. Because it's not like Wilder, where,
like, Wilder was crude material with potential.
Guys like Andre Ward and Boots are, like, you
were just given a complete product. Well, Virgil
Hunter had other guys like Amir Khan and Abner
Maris at the tail end of his career. Yeah, but
not from the start. Oh, from the start. Okay.
Like I'm saying, he got given them and he didn't
really do much with them. Made them more negative
fighters? In Khan's case, yes. Maris, no. For
Khan, that was a necessity. Yeah, like for Khan,
he kind of got Khan to embrace his vulnerabilities,
which is... There's too many of them already.
But that's what I mean. The verdict is out on
these trainers because you haven't seen them
work except for with their masterwork that was
given to them. Bozy has Stephen Fulton. Yeah.
That's also a complete product being put into
your... Into your hands. Yeah. Like Ennis. Say
what you will. Oh, it's Ennis' kid. Like Ennis?
If you fucked up with a guy of Ennis' caliber,
what are you doing? Someone like Eddie Reynoso
would do that shit. I generally think Eddie Reynoso
is a negative trainer. Hey, Reynoso did the best
he could with Canelo. But again, Canelo walked
into his door, into his gym as a supremely good
raw talent. And he was even trained by Eddie
at the beginning. Yeah, it was Chepo. That's
what I mean. I'm not sold on Bozy until we see
Boots get into a fight. He can't just blow the
guy out. He seems like a good trainer. Oh, he's
a good trainer. I'm not saying he's a bad trainer.
I'm just saying you don't... He's definitely
weaker than Robert Garcia. Yeah. He's not Robert.
There you go, Garcia. Robert, like, the thing,
like, the way I look at Robert Garcia, like,
the best way to, like, Robert Garcia's best product,
other than Bam, is that, like, look at Marcos
Maidana before and after he came to Garcia. Oh,
yeah. You took a guy who was basic, again, club
fighter with enormous power. with bad nutrition
and everything. Just generally a good fighter,
but not a working world -level one. You made
him be able to share the ring 24 rounds of Mayweather.
Somewhat competently. That's what you want to
see from a trainer, getting these fighters in
the stable, really. At least tactically, right?
I think AJ was unresponsive to Garcia rather
than Garcia being a bad fit. How many trainers
has AJ gone through? Exactly. AJ only responds
to his buddies instead of... Garcia was a good
fit. That was probably the best AJ ever looked
that second fight with Usyk. But it's Usyk. What
does Enes do next? The champions right now are
Mertes Aliev with the IBF, Zayas with WBO, Fundora
has WBC, and Abbas Barou with the WBA. I'm going
to tell you this right now, dude. I'm going to
tell you this right now. There's no chance he's
getting Zayas. There's no chance he's getting
Fundora. The rumor... He might get Murazailov,
but Baru is the most likely option. The rumor
right now is that he's going... Turkey's going
to put together the... He's giving Boots a quick
turnaround and having him fighting Baru. For
the full title? In December or January on a ring
card. Okay. and in a ring card that's the rumor
right now and then that's the setup um virgil
and uh ennis if virgil makes it past lubin i'm
gonna say this that i feel like i i can't understand
it but that's the kind of dangerous i think well
i like the thing is that it all hinges it all
hinges on uh lubin and virgil because there's
no risk for ennis Not against Baru. With Baru,
no. That's the thing. You're just giving Ennis
a belt, so that way the fight means something
in terms of a belt situation. But doesn't a quick
turnaround time like that, isn't that kind of
dangerous? Not if your fight lasted two minutes.
And you didn't take any damage. Two minutes,
you took zero punches, and it's a weight class
you're way more comfortable at. But I mean the
amount of training he would be doing. He trains
year in, year round. That guy doesn't have internet,
dude. Do you follow his Instagram? I do follow
his Instagram. I know what he does, but I just
feel like being in training camp. This guy's
in camp year round, dude. I haven't seen a post
of him. I haven't seen a story post of him outside
of the gym in two years. I'm just saying like
on the mental psyche. I get the overtraining,
but I feel like if Boots is overtraining, he's
already doing that. He was posting shit on the
treadmill today. No, no. I'll tell you this.
You're right. I follow Boots on Instagram. He
doesn't post anything else. I haven't seen him
post anything regarding the club. Yeah, no. He's
either at the gym or fight week promotion. Yeah.
I don't see him outside of that gym. Yeah. He's
doing sprints on the treadmill in a sweatsuit
today. That is fucking bonkers. 13 hours ago.
Here, I'll send it. I'll send it. That is fucking
bananas. He is in a sweatsuit sprinting on a
treadmill. Already. With the caption right back
to it. He's always done this. So you think they
gave that rumor some merit? Yeah. Like literally.
Like here, right after he beat Stani Onus, a
week later, he was posting sparring pictures.
I feel like if they're going to put it in January,
they're probably going to put it either co -main
or T .O .P. Moe Shikuru. Yeah, like you said,
it's going to be on a ring card. The rumor is
that it's going to be on a ring card. A bow is
the rumored opponent, but it doesn't really matter
who it is. A bow is the one that makes the most
sense for the belt. So that way, Virgil... boots
is for a belt. If it's someone like where does
I live? I don't know, dude. I don't think it's
going to be what do you say? Baccarat? Yeah,
Baccarat. It's not going to be Baccarat because
actually non -zero chance it is Baccarat. If
Lubin for whatever reason beats Virgil, it could
be Baccarat. It's not going to be Pandora. I'll
tell you right now. No, it's absolutely not.
Not Fundora, not Zayas. I mean, if Fundora's
here ducking Thurman, he's not fighting Boots.
Yeah. Ducking Thurman. That's the fakest hand
injury I've ever seen. You shouldn't even be,
like, three weeks out from a world title fight,
you should not be doing strenuous hard work.
You should be making sure you're on weight. If
you're out here breaking your hand sparring,
and, like, no, it's not happening. You are not
a Japanese fighter. another jab you are not a
japanese fighter dude like like i'm for real
like three weeks three like three weeks out from
a world title fight you should not be breaking
your hand on shit all right let's actually get
let's move to that before we do Some notes real
quick. LVX .BE slash Patreon if you want to get
rid of ads or if you want to get yourself a role
when you go to LVX .BE slash Discord. Get yourself
directly into the conversation and you can tell
me how shitty my takes are directly. If you just
want to leave us a message, 833 Lux Pods works
in WhatsApp. So if you want to do that, then
do that. All right, really quick. What if a small
natural step could make a profound difference
in your daily well -being? Many of us grapple
with everyday stress, looking for natural ways
to support our mood, our mental resilience, and
our overall vitality. The answer might lie in
nature's wisdom. Support for this episode is
from psilocybin, the powerful psilocybin mushroom
in a convenient microdosing capsule. Revered
in traditional practices, psilocybin is gaining
recognition for its remarkable benefits in mental
health. With psilocybin, you're choosing a natural
path to holistic wellness. I feel it's incredibly
important to say that this isn't a substitute
for professional medical advice. It's just a
really good supplement. Of the three blends,
I've tried the Inner Peace blend, and I can tell
you from the beginning I felt a greater sense
of calm and mental clarity. I've been juggling
with some unfortunate stressors, and I've been
doing it with a lot more resilience. But SoulCybin
is more than just a supplement. It's a step towards
a more harmonious you. If you want to have a
look at what SoulCybin has to offer, go to lvx
.be slash SoulCybin. That's S -O -U -L -C -Y
-B -I -N. And use the code LUXMEDIA to get yourself
a nice discount. Help us out a little bit in
the process. Take the first step towards inner
peace and clarity. Nurture your nature with nature.
In today's connected world, your digital life
is always on. You shop, you bank, you connect
with friends and family. All of this happens
online. But with every download, every click,
there lurks a hidden danger. Viruses and other
cyber threats. One wrong move and your personal
data, your photos, even your identity could be
at risk. And that's a scary thought. You need
more than just hope or vibes. You need proven
protection. Support for this episode is from
Malwarebytes. It's your digital shield, constantly
detecting, blocking, and eliminating the nastiest
shit that you can find online. Think of it as
your personal cyber guardian, always on watch
so that you don't have to be. With Malwarebytes,
you can browse, bank, enjoy your online life
with confidence. No more worrying about malware,
phishing scams, ransomware, or any of that other
nasty shit. Enjoy secure access to what matters
most to you. Protect your digital world. Protect
your peace of mind. Take Malwarebytes for a trial
run today. Go to ldx .be slash mwb and invest
in your online security today. And... Oh, I didn't
copy it over. Oh, man, I'm really professional.
That's okay. This is a broadcast that talks about
the janitor and how bad of a job he does. I have
it. I just forgot to copy it. If there's any
clip you post on Instagram or anything, it's
got to be the janitor. We got to tag Dave Allen
in that post, so that way he'll have it. He'll
have a laugh. So, as we were talking about before
the break, Fundora Thurman postponed. Fundora
injured? Question mark. It sucks. There's a lot
of good fights on this. Not injured. Not injured
or if injured, idiotic. Completely like, this
is so stupid. Man, you really gotta wonder what
happens with these fights that are on the undercard,
because there's some good ones. Fucking, like,
how many times has Fulton had, like, cancelled
undercard fights, dude? He's gotta go start getting
insurance for that. Yeah, no kidding. He's gotta
do something. This fucking guy needs to get some
insurance for that, because every time Fundora
doesn't want to fight, like, a guy not from Australia.
Fuck's sake, man. I was looking forward to Oshaki
Foster versus Stephen Fulton. That too. I was
really excited for that. Jesus Ramos and Shane
Mosley Jr. is also a good fight. I like Jesus
Ramos. Yeah, me too. Lining up for Carlos Adamas.
Yeah, that's a banger. Even if Shane Mosley Jr.
isn't the best, he comes to fight. Yeah. He comes
to fight. He is a guy, and he's all right. The
Oshaki -Foster -Steven -Fulton fight was going
to be a banger. I'm pretty high on Fulton, and
more than that, Foster is pretty him at 130.
Yeah, it's interesting for Fulton to move up.
He loses to Inouye, moves up a division. snags
a title and then moves up again going for another
one. Did you see his tweet? He said, fuck it,
I'm moving to 147. That's probably what he doesn't
have to cut. Yeah, but I think, honestly, if
we're hating on Devin Haney, him and Haney are
probably a good fight. 147 is kind of desolate.
Steven Fulton would be tiny. Yeah, but I mean,
there's no risk. I'm saying if he makes the stupid
move going to 147, Haney, after losing to Norman,
does need a bounce back. That is fucking crazy.
And honestly, for Fulton, it's a good idea if
he thinks he can actually do it because Haney
is not a KO risk. Are you a retired Haney -iac?
haney uh i was on i was on i was big on haney
and then i'm like okay you know what like here
let me let me pull up his box right because i
need to get my timeline right devil haney devil
yeah like i was like okay like gamboa lenares
and like pedo diaz are like like okay like they're
like they're still like quality opponents so
it makes sense like a ud is still pretty good
like you know the fights are fun whatever right
he's totally gonna stop this fucking cambozos
guy where like teofimo was literally dying in
the ring and still almost stopped him um and
then uh my eyes closed during round 7 of his
first fight with Cambosos and didn't wake up
until the decision was being read. Well done.
And I'm like, oh, no. Okay, okay. Maybe I'm the
problem here. Let's watch the second fight against
Cambosos. I stayed awake the whole time, but,
like, I can see why hating -ass top rank put
a clinch counter in there. The ESPN clinch counter
was hilarious, but there is a reason why it was
happening, because he'd punch Cambosos twice
and clinch, and get separated, and he'd punch
Cambosos twice and clinch, and get separated.
And it's not like these were, like, soft pity
pat shots, though. He was winding up for home
run shots against Cambosos, and, like, yeah,
Cambosos' face looked fucked up, but, like, he
wasn't gonna get knocked out. Haney hit him with
a steel chair. Yeah, I'm sure Haney asked him
in the back as well. How was my power? Yeah,
that was embarrassing from Haney after the Linares
fight. Almost gets stopped by Linares and he's
here begging him about his power. Like, no, if
you had power, Linares would not have felt confident
enough to throw eight punches at your face. And
didn't Linares go back on that in the future?
Yeah, like an interview later, he's like, yeah,
he's not that, not all that. I just felt like
that was straight embarrassing, but I'm like,
okay, sure. He was probably concussed from Linares
taking eight straight punches at his face. The
Lomachenko fight. I don't think Lomachenko robbed
him, or he robbed Lomachenko. I think it was
just a fight that was close because both corners
are grossly incompetent. Like, if Haney used
his length a little more or had any power, it
would have been easily Haney's. And if Lomachenko
kind of acknowledged that Haney can't hurt him
and grown a pair, it would have been easily Lomachenko's.
And that's on their corners. That's on their
corners. Both fighters' corners failed them in
that fight. Yeah. The coaching was really bad
and the fight was rather sloppy for being a fight
between two technicians. It was a fight between
two technicians. It was actually a pretty good
fight. I'm not saying it was entertaining, but
it was sloppy because both corners failed the
guys. The adjustment is super easy. For Haney,
it's take a step back before throwing. Don't
try and get up close with Lomachenko. With Lomachenko,
it's hey, grow a pair. This guy can't fucking
hurt you. So, Regis, like, that's, I mean, I'm
not just, like, like, like, with Haney, like,
it kind of, like, the first Kambosos, the Kambosos
fights were, like, oh, my God. Like, it really
doesn't matter who he's fighting. This guy is
just a bit of a stinker. Really, that's when
it hit him. The first time I fell asleep with
Kambosos, I'm like, I can't do this anymore.
I can't, I can't pretend he's fighting well.
Let's keep rolling here. Yes, I got off track.
It's all right. So, yeah, Sebastian Fandora,
Keith Ehrman, that shit is postponed until who
knows when. And last fight to talk about. I don't
really care about anything under here. Where
is Lynn when you need her? Because I don't know
who these people are. Joseph Parker versus Fabio
Wardley. I can expect Joseph Parker to win at
least eight rounds before getting sent to the
Shadow Realm. I was going to say, it's big nuts
from Joseph Parker when he's sitting in a mandatory
slot. Sitting in a mandatory slot fighting against,
like, literally the heavenly mandate? It's crazy.
yeah like like he's gonna like parker is totally
going to win most of the fight and embarrass
wardley and then he's gonna lose and i will be
pulling my hair out once again yeah i'm pulling
for parker on this one i'll be pulling my hair
out for parker when he gets justice who need
justice that would be pretty funny if just parker
got All the work he's done. Got domed by Fabio
Wardley for... See, the reason why I don't want
it to happen is because I'm like, oh my god,
what if Usyk gets domed by Fabio Wardley? I think
I'd kill myself. I would have to stop watching
the sport for a little while. Like, listen, man,
I'm already very close to... I was already pretty
close to being like, I'm done. No way. After
Crawford Canelo. But then I came to my senses.
I'm like, this is just hate. That was a pretty
cool fight, actually. And now, if I watch that
shit, no way. No way. I got a thing from Shinada
here. The WBA has ordered Moses Itama and Kubrat
Pulev to fight. Interesting. Kubrat Pulev is
old enough to be Atama's dad. Yeah, and he also
lost to Chizora. So, pretty in line. I don't
mind it for a rankings position. Yeah, it's a
good fight for a ranking. Like, get your mandatory.
Get your mandatory. Because technically, since
the WB is ordering it for Atama to defend whatever...
Pulev is defending his regular title slash mandatory
position. against itama it's a it's a great way
to activate a mandatory but itama already turned
down uh a mandatory the frank sanchez dubois
he was supposed to be in dubois what's what's
what's what's more dangerous though like yeah
okay yeah like you it's like again dubois Dubois
went the same route when he beat the shit out
of Trevor Bryan on a leaky roof casino in Florida
on that Don King card. Oh, the one that had the
fucking banshee in the crowd. I remember that.
Yeah, that's how he got the first Usyk fight,
being the WBA mandatory by ripping that shit
off Trevor Bryan. So it makes a lot of sense
for Itama to take the Pulev fight and then go
for it. instead of playing, like, Frank Sanchez
or Dubois in the IBF pecking order. Because the
thing is that, like, the way Itama is as, like,
a borderline A -lister, he doesn't need to, like,
go through the hoops and ladders of the IBF to
get a world title shot. Like, he's evidently
popular enough for the other sanctioning bodies
to cut him some slack and make him fight guys
like Kubrat Pulev. So it makes a lot of sense
from his handler's perspective. Even if we believe
he could beat Frank Sanchez, which I believe
he could, that risk -reward. Especially because
the IBF can just say, yeah, you got to fight
a final eliminator against Daniel Dubois versus
you can keep that WBA thing forever as long as
you're still making money. That's my... That's
my point on the thing Shanada just sent. Yeah.
Back to Joseph Parker. Not sure what else to
say other than be pulling my hair out when he
gets fucking Homer Simpson. Yeah. It's going
to happen. I'm hopeful that it doesn't. But,
God. Seriously, big balls move from Joseph Parker
here. Oh, absolutely. Wardley is like the worst
kind of fight you want to take. There's zero
reward for beating him because he's some British
dude who gets outboxed by everyone he meets.
And, well, you can just get memed by him. The
zero reward, all risk. Yep. Well, that's all
we got. That's all we got on the docket. Excellent.
All right, let me do this. Pop quiz, hotshot.
What's tiny, fuzzy, and responsible for a large
portion of the food we eat? If you guessed bees,
well, you nailed it. Seriously, one out of every
three bites on your plate depends on bees. So
there's a bit of bad news here. These little
heroes of our gardens and dinners are struggling.
Between habitat loss, climate change, and pesticides,
It's a fucking bummer. Without them, our world
would look a lot different and it would be a
lot less delicious. But there is good news. Support
for this episode is from Project Honeybees. When
you pick out something nice for someone special
or just something nice for yourself, your purchase
adopts a queen bee that you get to name and get
to watch over and you'll support the protection
of these extraordinary little creatures. Ready
to make a statement and a difference? Go to lvx
.be slash bees. and start browsing for your next
gift. Your next favorite accessory can also be
a lifeline for our buzzing buddies. Project Honeybees.
Get yourself a nice little discount, help us
out a little bit in the process, and help save
the fucking world. LVX .BE slash bees. Use code
LEO33862. Buzz, motherfucker. And some notes
here. LVX Media Net. All one word. That's a social
media handle everywhere. If you cannot find us,
chances are we're not on it. Wherever you're
listening, hit us with a rating. It helps move
us up the search algorithm. And if you're feeling
froggy, leave a review. And if you enjoy Josh's
rants and you want them in written form, LVXmedia
.net. Scroll down the page to the Wayside Sports
Review. What do you got in the shoot right now?
Let me look at my sticky note wall. I have an
article giving Crawford his flowers that I'm
going to perpetually delay as long as I can out
of blind hatred. An article on Dave Allen and
how he pisses in the sink while he's supposed
to be cleaning it. That's how he cleans it. And
boots and his glaze. All right. Well, that's
what you got to look forward to on Wayside. All
that said, parting words. Go ahead, Saul. Oh,
so I just wanted to give a shout out to one of
the listeners. I got a loyal listener now. What's
up, Richie? What's up? What's going on, Richie?
Is this a paid ad? Do I get five bucks for this?
He's actually also a big Boots fan. Okay, excellent.
What's up, Richie? Shout out Dave Allen. Hey,
why don't you call in the phone line? Maybe we'll
cut you in. He's nervous. Listen, man. If Dave
Allen wants in on this podcast, we're letting
him on the podcast. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, without
question. Are you kidding me? He'll be. As long
as he ignores all the... The janitor talk? Yeah.
You'll probably agree. Yeah, I was going to say,
I would never admit the stuff about the piss
jugs that he's admitted on interviews. That is
not something I would say publicly either. Yeah,
like the same way I would keep a belt draped
around me forever. if it wasn't the English one,
I would never in my life, you could waterboard
me and I would never say that I piss in jugs
under my bed. That is fucking gross. Like, if
I was that desperate and that lazy to not even
be able to get to the washroom in my domicile,
like... I would at least use my cat's litter
box. Not a jug. Maybe I'm not British enough.
I'm not enough of a Doncaster lad to understand.
Are those your parting words? I'd rather use
my cat's litter box? I'd rather use my cat's
litter box than keep a jug under my bed for six
months. I don't think that's a hot take. It's
not reasonable. Well, if that's what you're getting,
I'm going to throw in the old standby Provox
good. Yay. Watch Provox. When is the next Provox,
Kurt? November 7th. Excellent. Tune in to Provox
on November 7th or else. There's actually some
really good fights on there. I'm looking forward
to talking about that one. Yes. All right. If
that's it. Then that's it for this edition of
the Foxy B -Sides. We'll see you on the other
side of Joseph Parker vs. Homer Simpson.