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This shit ain't nothing to me, man. Gotta get

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your podcast right, Leo. Yes, I do. That was

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the little hand. That was my thinking moment.

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Like, wait, what am I doing right now? Who am

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I talking to? What is this? Where am I? Alzheimer's

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setting in already. Sad to see. Can't help myself.

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Brain deteriorating. Oh, shit. Boxing Before

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Dark, we are all up in your ears, and we're here

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to talk the fucking fights. Man, Shanada, how

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are you? I am good. I have been doing some trip

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and fight bookings. Got my ticket for the 1FC

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in November in Tokyo. I've never seen kickboxing

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live, so I'm actually pretty excited. Did Ryzen

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not have it? There was no kickboxing. It was

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all MMA stuff. Oh, shit. I thought Ryzen was...

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Oh, Ryze. Sorry. They have an organization called

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Ryze, and that's kickboxing. And then there's

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Ryzen. Yeah, no, but that's different. That's

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MMA. Yeah. My mistake. Yeah. So, and I might

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be missing in two weeks because I'm going up

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to Hokkaido to watch Draft Horse Racing. It's

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the main reason for this trip. So they got the

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big draft horses pulling heavy sleds, and there's

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two small hills built into the course. I'm really

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excited about it, actually. I think it's going

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to be super cool. Them being draft horses does

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make it cooler, just because they're bigger and

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beefier. Well, and it's built in such a way where

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no horse can pull the sled from start to finish.

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without a rest so there's actually a lot of like

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knowing your animal and strategy involved whoa

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yeah and like stopping the sled and restarting

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it is bad obviously because momentum but you

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you have to do it at least once but do you do

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it twice for a short time or once for a longer

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time and how far from each uh hill do you stop

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and anyway I'm super stoked. If anybody's interested

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in looking it up, it's called Vane, V -A -N -E

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-I, and it's up on YouTube. It's pretty fun.

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This actually does sound a little bit more entertaining

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than Floyd Mayweather versus Mike Tyson. Yeah.

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I am not excited for this at all. Not even a

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little bit. This is the dumbest shit fucking

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ever. Ever. Floyd's ducking Manny again. What's

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new? And Mike Tyson can barely walk. There's

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no fucking chance he catches Floyd Mayweather.

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Mayweather's still in really good shape. They're

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not going to hurt each other. It's not the point

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of the event. The point is to just pitter -patter,

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move around a bit. Nothing serious. I would imagine

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something serious. The only one of these Mike

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Tyson ones that was worth doing, in my opinion,

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was the Roy Jones Jr. one. Because they're both

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old and can hardly move. It was even. But Floyd's

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just going to dance around and make... Old decrepit

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Mike Tyson looks stupid and it's gonna make me

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sad. Why do they insist on making me sad? I don't

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know. If Mayweather's coming out of retirement,

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he should fight Manny. This is stupid. This has

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to be an exhibition. Right? I would think so.

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But who the fuck knows? Like, it should be. Should

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be. Yeah, they could just forum shop and find

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somebody that's willing to sanction it. That

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would be a bad look, though. Yeah, but lots of

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those sanctioning bodies do not care. True. Oh,

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speaking of sanctioning bodies that do not care.

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Jaime Munguia. Cleared of all charges. In the

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stupidest way possible. Right. So, like, somebody

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said false positive, but that's not what this

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is. No, it's not. No one's saying it's a false

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positive. They're saying that Munguia used something,

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but it's something that's allowed. But then he

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goes on to say Eddie... Had no idea. What he

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was using. And knows nothing about this. So his.

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Test. Was positive. For a non -ban substance.

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That his coach had no idea. He was taking. The

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substance is not. Is banned in the UK. It's not

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banned in the US. Or anywhere else for that matter.

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That's why. He was. He popped. a legitimate pop

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but he submitted himself to extra testing to

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prove like no this yes i was on i was taking

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that supplement uh but i thought it was allowed

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because it's allowed everywhere else but here

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apparently and yeah he did so nail testing follicle

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testing didn't he still break the rules then

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because wasn't that shanked it sanctioned by

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the uk yeah exactly So it's still wrong. Why

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is this not a no contest? Because... Yes. Yes.

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Like, it's so fucking stupid. If you're playing

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a sport in a league, you need to know the rules

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for that league. I know sanctioning bodies aren't

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exactly leagues, but it's pretty similar. If

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you know you're going to be sanctioned by the

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British Boxing Board of Commission, like, you

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have to stop taking the stuff. Now, maybe he

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did, but... If he'd have told them before, I'm

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on this thing that's allowed in the States that's

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not allowed in Britain. I'm stopping now, but

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I'll probably still test positive. That would

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be different. Yeah, it's tough. Because I can

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see why the UK would want to just let it go to

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make themselves look a little bit more lenient

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and not... Oh, fucky. I guess, but the whole

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thing's just stupid. In all honesty, boxing's

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such an international sport, we should have a

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set of agreed -on banned substances at this point.

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Right. Like when we talked about, what's his

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name? He popped for something in Texas and then

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he went to fight in the UK. Rodriguez? Was he...

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That's a situation... Francisco? I think you're

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right. That's something that could have easily

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been avoided if commissions were to talk to each

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other. Yeah. Even if the association... If all

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of the state commissions feed up... Into the

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Association of Commissions. So it becomes a little

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bit more of an operating thing instead of just

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like an administrative sort of umbrella. Would

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be nice. Because then the Association of American

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Commissions can talk to British Border Patrol

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or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. The whole thing

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is just... It's stupid. Yes. Quite. But. I mean,

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this is definitely a name recognition thing,

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in my opinion. If it was reversed and Sarath

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had done this, like, and beaten Munguia, it would

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be a no contest. And he'd be banned from competing

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in the UK for like a year. Yeah. Yeah. But. Silly.

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Speaking of silly, Inoue vs. Picasso. In December.

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Once again, Inoue's looking past his current

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opponent. I don't know why. I fucking hate this.

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You can sign whatever, but don't announce it

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ahead of time. That's what the post -fight conference

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is for. It's like, oh, what's next for you, Naoya?

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that's when you say like oh well we we've been

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cooking this deal in the back and now we're ready

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to announce we're fighting picasso in december

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yeah and like mj is not nobody right december

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is not that far away they they're seriously banking

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on making easy work of him yeah like what if

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mj cracks his eye or something like it could

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happen Yeah, it has happened before. In a way,

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it's not impervious to fucking orbital breaks.

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Yeah, like, I fucking hate this. I hate this

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so much. And they're doing it to everybody with

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a name now. Like, they did it to Bam before he

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fought Kafu. They've done it the last, like,

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two or three Inoue fights. I'm sure there's other

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ones I'm not thinking of right now. Just stop

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with this. Yeah. Stop showing your pants. Also,

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who wants to see Inoue versus Picasso? Fucking

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nobody. Nobody wants that fight. Picasso's bank

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account wants that fight. I guess. But, like,

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I mean, fans don't want that fight. Also, does

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that mean Inoue is going up? a weight class and

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coming back down to fight nakatani that's stupid

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uh is he going up to fight picasso or is he bringing

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picasso back down i don't know i don't think

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they've announced that but that's that's part

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of my question yeah i'm thinking they're bringing

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picasso down maybe a catchweight so imagine we're

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getting into mid Mid -late November. And then

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they announce interweaver Sam Goodman. In fucking...

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Like, early March. I will fucking riot. I will

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legitimately fucking storm the JBC or something.

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I know where their headquarters are, so... Why

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not? If you're going to clean out a division,

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might as well be thorough. No. Just no. Also,

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didn't Sam Goodman go up a weight class? Yes,

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he did as well. Yeah. I mean, for in a way money,

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I'm sure he's going down. He would go back to

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22 without question. In a way, Goodman, finally.

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The fans are finally getting the fight they've

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been waiting for. It would be kind of funny if

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Goodman was his first 126 fight. I think that

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would be pretty funny. That would be good. That

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would actually be a decent 126 debut. I don't

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think Inoue's dad is going to give Goodman the

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time of day ever again. I hope not. Man. Speaking

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of time of day, that doesn't work. That's not

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a good one, Leo. Don't do that. Parker versus

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Wardley in October. This is the first I'm hearing

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of this. Saw an announcement online. I think

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it's legit. Which, Parker's getting fucked again.

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Like, this poor man just can't get his shot.

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I can't remember where I saw it, though. Yeah,

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I haven't seen anything else about this. It's

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on ESPN. So, I mean, it must be relatively legit.

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Yeah. They are in talks for October 25th in London.

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Tyson Mayweather's in the exhibition. Okay. That's

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good. Yeah, that's exactly what it should be.

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If it's going to be anything. Yeah, so I guess

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the idea is Usyk asked for an extension. on his,

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whatever you call it, talks with Parker, and

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Parker wants to stay busy, so he's talking to

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Fabio Wardley about an October fight, and then

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Usyk would theoretically be after that. Assuming

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he wins. Yeah, I was going to say, if Parker

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gets sparked by Wardley, like... Another oceanic...

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fighter gets sparked by wordly after boxing him

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soundly for like 10 rounds i mean it could happen

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parker's got a pretty good chin i don't think

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it will happen but it could but i guess that

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one could be kind of an exciting fight but i

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just parker deserves his shot at usik i don't

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know why he's getting screwed over so badly Oh,

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also happening in October, Danny Garcia is back.

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Really? Yeah. Why? Farewell to Brooklyn is the

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name of the event. This is... So, like, he's

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coming out of... I guess he never said he was

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retired, but he's coming out of retirement for

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a farewell fight? For the beginning of winding

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down his career. I thought his career was done.

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I thought so too. So he's going to say farewell

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to Brooklyn. Then just example cities. Farewell

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to Miami. Farewell to Las Vegas. Farewell to

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Los Angeles. And then finally, his last fight,

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poetically, will be in Philadelphia. I see. Where

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he's going to say farewell to boxing. Well, I

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mean, I liked Danny Garcia, but... Yeah, he was

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fun. I thought he was done a long time ago. I

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will watch, though. I will be tuning in. Well,

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I mean, for all intents and purposes, he was

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done a while ago. He hasn't done anything noteworthy.

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I don't think he's had a fight since 2022, has

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he? 2024, he fought Erislam Dilara. Oh, did he?

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Yeah. I missed that one. And it looked like he

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was going to have a meltdown in the middle of

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the fight, and that's why his dad called it off.

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They stopped it in the corner, and it looked

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like Danny Garcia was going to have an emotional

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breakdown. That's not good. No, not good at all.

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Get some help, dude. I mean, I guess one last

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farewell fight will pay for the help. I suppose.

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If that's what he's doing. Is Danny Garcia the

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one with the clothing line? Yes. It is god -awful

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in such a horrific way that I love it, though.

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It is fucking perfect for someone who looks like

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Danny Garcia. Yeah, people like him. If that's

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the look you're going for, it's spot on. But

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I would not wear it. Holy shit. Remember the

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Algerian boxer woman, Imane Khalif? She and others

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are... She was a... The Transvestigators came

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out. Like witch hunting. Oh, yes. Okay. I know

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who it is now. And there are other female boxers

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that are going to be missing the world championships.

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That doesn't surprise me. New gender testing.

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Compulsory gender testing. Well, do you remember...

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It was a while ago, but they did this for, I

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think it was the World Games. Not the Olympics,

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but the other ones. And a whole bunch of people

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were finding out that they weren't what they

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thought they were. They were something in between.

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And that's why they did chromosome testing. Yeah,

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that's what they're asking for here. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah. And a whole bunch of athletes found out

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that they weren't. XX or XY. They were something

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else. They're chimerical. Or, like, XXY or XYY

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or whatever. Like, there's a bunch of them. And

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they stopped testing because it was kind of,

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like, fucking people's heads up at 24 to realize

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that they weren't, you know, what they thought

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they were. Quote -unquote pure male or pure female.

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Yeah, whatever, right? And they're... Everybody's

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always like, well, why don't women ever... I'm

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not good at the wording. Why don't the people

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that were born women ever compete in male sports?

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And there's a handful that have won world medals

00:20:36.940 --> 00:20:43.700
that are not XY. But anyways, they're like XXY

00:20:43.700 --> 00:20:47.400
and stuff. But they only found out because the

00:20:47.400 --> 00:20:49.680
Olympics made... Not the Olympics. The world's

00:20:49.680 --> 00:20:53.150
made them do the chromosome testing. Which is

00:20:53.150 --> 00:20:56.970
part of my whole argument with this shit. It's

00:20:56.970 --> 00:20:58.789
so stupid, because you don't know what you are

00:20:58.789 --> 00:21:04.130
unless you've tested. In many cases. Like, and

00:21:04.130 --> 00:21:06.789
that's not standard testing anywhere. Unless

00:21:06.789 --> 00:21:11.210
you have some symptoms or something, nobody ever

00:21:11.210 --> 00:21:15.130
tests that. Why does it matter? What do you do

00:21:15.130 --> 00:21:19.710
with the information if you're a chimera anyway?

00:21:21.390 --> 00:21:23.750
Well, it's not even chimera. Like, that's not

00:21:23.750 --> 00:21:27.549
the only thing, right? There's lots of chimeras

00:21:27.549 --> 00:21:31.849
when there was two fetuses that melded together.

00:21:32.450 --> 00:21:35.150
Oh, I thought that was when you're like an XXY.

00:21:35.990 --> 00:21:41.789
No. No, that's just a chromosomal anomaly. The

00:21:41.789 --> 00:21:46.869
most famous one is Down syndrome. Yeah. But,

00:21:46.950 --> 00:21:52.130
like... There's a surprising number of people

00:21:52.130 --> 00:21:57.329
who start getting, like, abdomen pain when they're

00:21:57.329 --> 00:21:59.529
an adult and they find out they have, like, hidden

00:21:59.529 --> 00:22:03.490
testes that never descended and no penis or something.

00:22:03.670 --> 00:22:07.950
Right. Like, it happens a lot more often than

00:22:07.950 --> 00:22:10.210
people think. If you go look at the actual numbers,

00:22:10.329 --> 00:22:16.740
it's, like, 1 in 500 live -born... Male presenting

00:22:16.740 --> 00:22:25.740
babies is not XY. Wow. Where do you make the

00:22:25.740 --> 00:22:29.059
distinction of what qualifies as a female and

00:22:29.059 --> 00:22:32.259
what doesn't? Yeah, I think this is probably

00:22:32.259 --> 00:22:34.640
not great for the boxing podcast. Yeah, this

00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:37.339
is not the conversation for this. Not the place

00:22:37.339 --> 00:22:41.180
for this conversation. Khalif that you're talking

00:22:41.180 --> 00:22:44.759
about, the reason they vilified her was her testosterone

00:22:44.759 --> 00:22:47.980
levels. So it's not even that she's chromosomally

00:22:47.980 --> 00:22:54.480
not female. Like, she's XX, she just makes more

00:22:54.480 --> 00:22:58.259
testosterone than the average XX person. She

00:22:58.259 --> 00:23:03.640
is a literal, actual warrior. Of course she's

00:23:03.640 --> 00:23:05.819
going to have higher testosterone than the average

00:23:05.819 --> 00:23:13.480
female. Lots of athletes have different levels

00:23:13.480 --> 00:23:15.980
of hormones and stuff than the average person.

00:23:16.180 --> 00:23:18.799
That's what makes them a fucking world -class

00:23:18.799 --> 00:23:23.660
athlete. Yeah. Like, long -distance runners have

00:23:23.660 --> 00:23:27.980
crazy VO2 maxes that normal people will never

00:23:27.980 --> 00:23:30.960
have, no matter how much training they do. How

00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:33.819
is that any different than, you know, a lady

00:23:33.819 --> 00:23:36.940
that has extra testosterone? Naturally, without

00:23:36.940 --> 00:23:42.970
adding to it. The whole arguments are stupid.

00:23:44.650 --> 00:23:53.009
The doctor has spoken. Anyways. Yeah. Just really

00:23:53.009 --> 00:23:57.829
shitty that the French team is not able to compete

00:23:57.829 --> 00:24:01.549
because they missed the deadline for chromosomal

00:24:01.549 --> 00:24:04.549
testing. For the testing? Yeah. Really shitty.

00:24:06.849 --> 00:24:14.500
Yeah. wonder what these chromosomal testing what

00:24:14.500 --> 00:24:17.339
they're gonna do with the people that aren't

00:24:17.339 --> 00:24:21.519
XX or XY are they just disqualified did they

00:24:21.519 --> 00:24:25.880
have to compete in a male category like because

00:24:25.880 --> 00:24:27.819
there's gonna be more people than people think

00:24:27.819 --> 00:24:31.619
if they do chromosomal testing it's going to

00:24:31.619 --> 00:24:36.329
be a percentage like it's not going to be 0 .001

00:24:36.329 --> 00:24:39.069
or something it's going to be like two percent

00:24:39.069 --> 00:24:44.230
of athletes what if a male like male presenting

00:24:44.230 --> 00:24:49.190
fights has been fighting with males his whole

00:24:49.190 --> 00:24:54.809
life uh gets chromosomal testing and is whatever

00:24:54.809 --> 00:24:59.569
gets the cut off because it's too female And

00:24:59.569 --> 00:25:02.109
now you're putting a male into female sports?

00:25:02.829 --> 00:25:09.730
There are XXY guys out there. Yeah. This is really

00:25:09.730 --> 00:25:13.490
dumb. So what's the cutoff? Having one Y automatically

00:25:13.490 --> 00:25:16.670
makes you a guy? What if you have two Ys? Then

00:25:16.670 --> 00:25:23.029
you do produce more testosterone. Is that fair

00:25:23.029 --> 00:25:25.170
to have you compete against men with only one

00:25:25.170 --> 00:25:34.390
Y? The whole thing's stupid. Yes. I don't know

00:25:34.390 --> 00:25:37.289
who this new fucking testing organization is,

00:25:37.410 --> 00:25:40.710
but they need to get fucked. Well, like I said,

00:25:40.750 --> 00:25:44.809
they've done this before. This isn't brand new.

00:25:44.869 --> 00:25:52.130
It just wasn't as public before. Maybe it wasn't

00:25:52.130 --> 00:25:54.009
the world, but definitely international stuff.

00:25:56.869 --> 00:26:02.920
The heavyweight champion of UFC is looking at

00:26:02.920 --> 00:26:08.500
is leaving the door open to the possibility of

00:26:08.500 --> 00:26:14.039
crossing over to boxing. I think he could have

00:26:14.039 --> 00:26:20.980
some success. He has really good hands. That

00:26:20.980 --> 00:26:24.259
could be interesting. Yeah. And he's not old

00:26:24.259 --> 00:26:27.630
and washed up or anything. We haven't seen very

00:26:27.630 --> 00:26:34.109
many people transition from MMA to boxing. Tony

00:26:34.109 --> 00:26:40.750
Ferguson? The guy who just... Last weekend. But,

00:26:40.829 --> 00:26:43.650
like, I can think of a couple Muay Thai guys

00:26:43.650 --> 00:26:46.289
and, like, kickboxers and stuff. Like, Chris

00:26:46.289 --> 00:26:52.049
Algieri was a kickboxing world champion. Didn't

00:26:52.049 --> 00:26:55.809
SSR start off in Muay Thai? Yeah, he did. Yeah.

00:26:56.509 --> 00:27:01.109
But I can't think of any UFC guys, UFC -style

00:27:01.109 --> 00:27:05.089
MMA, Bellator, any of those. I can't think of

00:27:05.089 --> 00:27:15.970
anybody crossing over that way. AJ, fellow Brit

00:27:15.970 --> 00:27:20.250
options, and Francis Ngannou. Nah, I don't think

00:27:20.250 --> 00:27:25.869
that's going to happen. Because if... Now that

00:27:25.869 --> 00:27:29.529
Dana White is able to promote boxing events because

00:27:29.529 --> 00:27:34.750
he has the backing of the Saudis, now that he

00:27:34.750 --> 00:27:37.990
can do that, if any of his fighters want to have

00:27:37.990 --> 00:27:41.769
a boxing event, it's not difficult. They have

00:27:41.769 --> 00:27:49.609
a platform. Right. That's all in -house. Oh.

00:27:51.109 --> 00:27:54.880
Leo, I just Googled this. They're not actually

00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:58.700
doing full chromosomal testing. Oh. They're doing

00:27:58.700 --> 00:28:03.259
a test for one specific gene that is on the Y

00:28:03.259 --> 00:28:06.440
chromosome. So it just tests if you have a Y

00:28:06.440 --> 00:28:08.700
chromosome or not. They're not doing the full,

00:28:08.819 --> 00:28:14.019
you have this many chromosomes. Hmm. So they

00:28:14.019 --> 00:28:17.079
won't know, and they're not testing men at all.

00:28:17.660 --> 00:28:23.359
Oh, of course not. So, you know. Yeah, it's just

00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:27.880
females. And apparently there is an exception

00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:32.240
for people with complete androgen insensitivity

00:28:32.240 --> 00:28:36.240
syndrome, which means that your body has no testosterone

00:28:36.240 --> 00:28:39.940
receptor. So I guess if you test positive for

00:28:39.940 --> 00:28:42.460
a Y chromosome, they'll have to do a follow -up

00:28:42.460 --> 00:28:46.619
test to see if your body can react to it. Seems

00:28:46.619 --> 00:28:52.619
complicated. Yeah, this seems pretty complicated

00:28:52.619 --> 00:29:00.200
for boxing. Yeah. Anyways, less invasive than

00:29:00.200 --> 00:29:06.559
a full chromosome test, so maybe better. I shrugged,

00:29:06.559 --> 00:29:10.259
since this is, like, audio only. Yeah. I just

00:29:10.259 --> 00:29:15.099
gave a big, like, the fuck, man. Yeah, I'm with

00:29:15.099 --> 00:29:18.019
you, but less invasive than finding out that

00:29:18.019 --> 00:29:22.339
you only have one X chromosome because you don't

00:29:22.339 --> 00:29:27.140
need two of those. Which is called Turner Syndrome.

00:29:29.700 --> 00:29:34.339
Well, on that little note, let me put some bows

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on here. Fucking housekeeping shit, what do I

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got? Social media stuff, LVX Media Net, all one

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00:30:03.980 --> 00:30:10.069
want to drop a line on the... chromosome testing.

00:30:10.890 --> 00:30:15.170
I'm sure that'll be a good conversation. You

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Manny Pacquiao. That's what I think about it.

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back to party. Woo! Nothing in the recaps other

00:33:05.910 --> 00:33:13.670
than the Misfits fight. Tony Ferguson beats Salt

00:33:13.670 --> 00:33:18.750
Poppy. And I think it was Darren Till got laid

00:33:18.750 --> 00:33:23.150
the fuck out. I did not watch this, I'm not gonna

00:33:23.150 --> 00:33:27.039
lie. I don't really remember. I know for sure

00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:30.960
Tony Ferguson beat Salt Poppy. Yeah. Just because

00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:34.640
I know who Tony Ferguson is. The other two, the

00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:38.019
main event was Darren Till versus something or

00:33:38.019 --> 00:33:40.420
other. And I have no idea who the fuck they are.

00:33:40.539 --> 00:33:45.799
But one of them got murked. So that's fun. Nice.

00:33:48.119 --> 00:33:53.950
Coming up this weekend. We have The Ring is doing

00:33:53.950 --> 00:34:00.750
an event. The Ring presents The Underdog is what

00:34:00.750 --> 00:34:06.670
the event is called. Not sure why. I think because

00:34:06.670 --> 00:34:11.670
they're little guys. Yeah, probably. I used to

00:34:11.670 --> 00:34:16.130
like that cartoon, Underdog. I don't remember

00:34:16.130 --> 00:34:21.969
that one. I remember Superdog. Superdog. That

00:34:21.969 --> 00:34:26.730
one's new to me. He was Superman, but a dog.

00:34:27.510 --> 00:34:33.769
The ring presents the underdog at the Fontainebleau

00:34:33.769 --> 00:34:36.949
in Las Vegas. There's a bunch of shit on here

00:34:36.949 --> 00:34:39.630
that I don't care about. Anthony Olasquaga versus

00:34:39.630 --> 00:34:44.989
Juan Carlos Camacho Rivera. I'm excited for this

00:34:44.989 --> 00:34:49.150
one. I really like Olasquaga. Wonder what color

00:34:49.150 --> 00:34:52.570
of... hair and gloves he'll have this time? It'll

00:34:52.570 --> 00:34:55.050
be pink again. Oh, is he at all? I'm 99 % sure.

00:34:55.230 --> 00:34:58.849
Yeah, yeah, yeah. His nickname is the princess.

00:34:59.250 --> 00:35:01.150
Oh, that's right. That's why he wears pink. That's

00:35:01.150 --> 00:35:05.269
him. Yeah. So he'll just do it like a different

00:35:05.269 --> 00:35:07.449
pattern instead of having like the cherry blossoms

00:35:07.449 --> 00:35:11.389
since he was in Japan last time. Yeah. That's

00:35:11.389 --> 00:35:15.909
cool. He'll do something French maybe. Maybe.

00:35:15.989 --> 00:35:21.230
Yeah. He's very... fashionable on Instagram and

00:35:21.230 --> 00:35:23.789
stuff, so I imagine his walkout outfit will be

00:35:23.789 --> 00:35:29.949
themed for sure. High fashion. Yeah. I like Ola

00:35:29.949 --> 00:35:33.510
Squaga. I think he'll probably win, but I don't

00:35:33.510 --> 00:35:36.630
really know this other guy, to be honest. I don't

00:35:36.630 --> 00:35:41.150
either. He's from Puerto Rico. His name is The

00:35:41.150 --> 00:35:45.469
Indian? El Indio? That's The Indian, right? It

00:35:45.469 --> 00:35:50.630
is. Yeah, the native. I guess would be what he's

00:35:50.630 --> 00:35:55.230
more aiming for. Probably dark. Is he dark skinned?

00:35:56.530 --> 00:36:03.809
I guess. Not really. Kind of. Not for Puerto

00:36:03.809 --> 00:36:10.190
Rico. Whenever you're dark skinned, not black,

00:36:10.409 --> 00:36:14.269
but when you're dark skinned, dark skinned brown,

00:36:14.510 --> 00:36:22.579
they call you Indio. I recognize a couple names

00:36:22.579 --> 00:36:26.119
on his resume that he's beat, but I think Olaskwaga

00:36:26.119 --> 00:36:29.800
will be able to outbox him. We'll see. Should

00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:32.519
be a fun fight, though. There's going to be 10

00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:37.980
,000 punches thrown. As smaller fights tend to

00:36:37.980 --> 00:36:44.500
be. That's going to be on Thursday, September

00:36:44.500 --> 00:36:48.750
11th. Never forget. It's going to be on the zone.

00:36:48.809 --> 00:36:53.489
I did forget. That's a weird night to have it.

00:36:54.130 --> 00:37:00.710
Isn't it? I don't know. Is it? I don't think

00:37:00.710 --> 00:37:07.789
so. If we don't continue to have festivities

00:37:07.789 --> 00:37:14.949
and other stuff on the day, then the terrorists

00:37:14.949 --> 00:37:21.969
win. I guess. I don't actually believe that.

00:37:22.130 --> 00:37:25.510
I think it would be better on a Friday than a

00:37:25.510 --> 00:37:29.710
Thursday, though. Absolutely. Fights on a Thursday,

00:37:29.909 --> 00:37:36.329
when it's, I guess, smaller profile stuff, I

00:37:36.329 --> 00:37:40.070
guess. It's a world title fight, though. I was

00:37:40.070 --> 00:37:43.530
going to say, this is a title fight. At the least,

00:37:43.570 --> 00:37:48.780
it should be on a Friday. Yeah, this is for the

00:37:48.780 --> 00:37:56.000
WBO flyweight title. Moving to Saturday, September

00:37:56.000 --> 00:38:00.719
13th, there are two events. First, Matchroom

00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:05.159
at Windsor Park in Belfast, Northern Ireland.

00:38:06.760 --> 00:38:10.659
There's quite a bit of stuff on here, some of

00:38:10.659 --> 00:38:15.300
which I do care about. Some of which I do not.

00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:19.719
Jim Donovan, I believe, is related to Patty Donovan,

00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:22.219
who's in the main event making his debut, so

00:38:22.219 --> 00:38:27.400
that's fun. Molly McCann, she's an MMA chick

00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:32.780
known for her bad attitude, but making a boxing

00:38:32.780 --> 00:38:38.219
debut here. Okay, there are way too many MMA

00:38:38.219 --> 00:38:42.099
girls with alliterative names. Molly McCann,

00:38:42.280 --> 00:38:46.059
Holly Holmes, Ronda Rousey. They sound like comic

00:38:46.059 --> 00:38:50.760
book characters. I didn't stop to think about

00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:54.739
that, but you're absolutely right. It sounds

00:38:54.739 --> 00:39:01.880
like shit Stan Lee made up. Peter Parker. Matt

00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:04.929
Murdock. Bruce Banner. Like, it was a thing that

00:39:04.929 --> 00:39:09.010
Stan Lee wanted them to alliterate. But the UFC

00:39:09.010 --> 00:39:12.769
has so many girls, women with alliterative names,

00:39:12.969 --> 00:39:19.210
it's ridiculous. Well, Molly McCann. Now she's

00:39:19.210 --> 00:39:23.150
a boxing chick. We'll see how long that lasts.

00:39:23.210 --> 00:39:27.389
I guess so is Holly Holmes. Yeah. Moving up the

00:39:27.389 --> 00:39:32.269
bill, Pat Brown is an Olympian. He's having a...

00:39:32.619 --> 00:39:38.980
An eight -rounder. So that's fun. Tyrone McKenna

00:39:38.980 --> 00:39:44.159
versus Dylan Moran at welterweight. Ishmael Davis

00:39:44.159 --> 00:39:52.039
versus, oh God, Kayomin Aguiarco at 154. I've

00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:57.440
seen him a couple times. That should be a closer

00:39:57.440 --> 00:39:59.539
fight than it maybe looks on paper, I think.

00:40:01.179 --> 00:40:10.940
13 and 2, Davis, verse 17 and 0. Agyarko. What

00:40:10.940 --> 00:40:14.079
a fun name. How have I not seen this before?

00:40:14.900 --> 00:40:18.019
Well, and that first name's very Irish, so it's

00:40:18.019 --> 00:40:21.280
probably like Shaman or something. Oh, yeah.

00:40:21.380 --> 00:40:27.139
Yeah, this dude is Irish as fuck. All right.

00:40:27.739 --> 00:40:30.599
Well, he's from Northern Ireland, so he's...

00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:34.360
He reps the Republic. Kind of Irish. He reps

00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:37.980
the Republic. That's fair. I'm just saying. He's

00:40:37.980 --> 00:40:41.980
from Belfast. There's only one Ireland. And it's

00:40:41.980 --> 00:40:48.780
the Republic. He was born in London. But yeah,

00:40:48.940 --> 00:40:51.860
I don't know how you say this Gaelic name, but

00:40:51.860 --> 00:40:59.260
I think it's Shaman. Shaman? Yeah. I'll take

00:40:59.260 --> 00:41:04.210
your word for it. And in the main event, IBF

00:41:04.210 --> 00:41:07.730
welterweight title on the line. It's vacant after

00:41:07.730 --> 00:41:10.849
Jerron Ennis moved up. Lewis Crocker versus Patty

00:41:10.849 --> 00:41:16.489
Donovan 2. Electric Boogaloo. This could get

00:41:16.489 --> 00:41:21.170
dirty. It did the first time. It could get more

00:41:21.170 --> 00:41:24.670
worse. Yeah. Given how it ended. I wonder who

00:41:24.670 --> 00:41:28.449
they have reffing. Do they put up who's the ref?

00:41:28.690 --> 00:41:30.789
I don't think they put that up ahead of time.

00:41:32.840 --> 00:41:38.039
He's gonna have his hands full. That crowd's

00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:43.280
gonna be lit, though. It should be good. Ireland

00:41:43.280 --> 00:41:52.239
versus the UK. Grudge match. In Ireland. Should

00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:58.360
be fun. Is Belfast Ireland? There's only one

00:41:58.360 --> 00:42:05.780
Ireland. I'm just saying, it should be an atmosphere.

00:42:05.900 --> 00:42:12.420
Yeah, absolutely. Oh, man. Speaking of atmospheres,

00:42:12.460 --> 00:42:17.320
in the Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada,

00:42:17.820 --> 00:42:24.920
TKO making their promotional debut on Netflix.

00:42:28.750 --> 00:42:31.590
There's a bunch of shit on here. Let's start

00:42:31.590 --> 00:42:37.329
from the bottom up. Sultan Al -Muhammad vs. Martin

00:42:37.329 --> 00:42:40.710
Garabayo. Don't know who either of these guys

00:42:40.710 --> 00:42:52.369
are. Marco Alvarez vs. Marcos Osorio. Mark squared?

00:42:52.969 --> 00:42:57.719
Yeah. Reito Tsutsumi versus Javier Martinez.

00:42:58.639 --> 00:43:04.420
That one might be fun. Yeah. Which one's Javier

00:43:04.420 --> 00:43:11.239
Martinez? Is he... 7 -2 guy. I don't think he's

00:43:11.239 --> 00:43:16.039
anybody noteworthy. No. Doesn't look like it.

00:43:18.300 --> 00:43:23.559
And he's on a two -loss slide. That might be

00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:30.500
a walkover job for Raiko. Steven Nelson versus

00:43:30.500 --> 00:43:38.099
Raiko Santana. I wonder... Steven Nelson has

00:43:38.099 --> 00:43:44.440
some fucking dope ring attire. I will never get

00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:50.429
over his sagging jeans. Trunks. those fucking

00:43:50.429 --> 00:43:54.949
underwear hanging out yeah like patterned onto

00:43:54.949 --> 00:43:58.210
the trunk that was that bothered me the entire

00:43:58.210 --> 00:44:04.289
fight yeah me too yeah pull up your fucking pants

00:44:04.289 --> 00:44:09.809
oh wait they are up so weird we were we were

00:44:09.809 --> 00:44:13.230
all sitting in like in a row in our seats and

00:44:13.230 --> 00:44:17.840
i just Nobody was saying anything. They were

00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:19.380
just getting in the ring and like, what's wrong

00:44:19.380 --> 00:44:23.659
with his pants? Why are his pants sagging? And

00:44:23.659 --> 00:44:26.039
we're all looking like, what the fuck? Is he

00:44:26.039 --> 00:44:28.900
sagging his pants in a professional boxing match?

00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:34.480
The illusion was very, very well done. Like whoever

00:44:34.480 --> 00:44:39.719
made those did a super good job. Yeah. And then

00:44:39.719 --> 00:44:43.019
he did the M. Bison when he fought Diego Pacheco.

00:44:44.179 --> 00:44:46.860
So that should be cool. So it should be cool

00:44:46.860 --> 00:44:53.539
what he does next. He should hook up with Mizuki.

00:44:54.739 --> 00:45:03.260
Yeah. Do some collabs. I don't think their styles

00:45:03.260 --> 00:45:08.159
are very similar. Ivan Ditchko versus Jermaine

00:45:08.159 --> 00:45:11.349
Franklin. Have you been wondering where Jermaine

00:45:11.349 --> 00:45:17.429
Franklin is? Well, here he is. Shaking my head.

00:45:18.070 --> 00:45:22.429
I got to narrate. Nobody's been wondering. Right.

00:45:23.329 --> 00:45:29.429
Callum Walsh versus Fernando Vargas Jr. Starting

00:45:29.429 --> 00:45:34.690
to get interesting. This is a decent fight. Decent

00:45:34.690 --> 00:45:37.190
for what it is anyway. These guys are both at

00:45:37.190 --> 00:45:39.940
similar levels. So this should be fun. I got

00:45:39.940 --> 00:45:44.440
to look at pictures before I... Okay, I know

00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:47.820
who these two are. Callum Walsh looks so weird

00:45:47.820 --> 00:45:54.400
in his picture on BoxRec. I don't know why. Yeah,

00:45:54.539 --> 00:45:57.840
I'm kind of excited for this one, actually. Are

00:45:57.840 --> 00:46:04.539
we going to get the UK versus Mexico buff? Maybe.

00:46:06.110 --> 00:46:08.690
I know he's not really from Mexico. No, he's

00:46:08.690 --> 00:46:12.969
not. He's one step removed. So maybe. So does

00:46:12.969 --> 00:46:18.730
the buff apply? I don't think so. Moving up,

00:46:18.750 --> 00:46:22.150
Sergei Bohachuk versus Brandon Adams rematch.

00:46:22.190 --> 00:46:25.110
This was the guy that beat Sergei Bohachuk the

00:46:25.110 --> 00:46:29.369
first time. His first loss was to Brandon Adams.

00:46:30.329 --> 00:46:32.909
I don't think it's going to happen again. No,

00:46:32.949 --> 00:46:35.550
it was a really quick knockout too. That's not

00:46:35.550 --> 00:46:39.869
happening again. Brandon Adams has been quietly

00:46:39.869 --> 00:46:43.309
keeping his career going pretty well. He went

00:46:43.309 --> 00:46:47.309
into the overtime circuit and he's made deep

00:46:47.309 --> 00:46:54.710
runs into their brackets or whatever. He's only

00:46:54.710 --> 00:47:01.809
lost to decent names, I guess. I don't know what

00:47:01.809 --> 00:47:10.980
you think of Katsarakis. He's okay. I guess those

00:47:10.980 --> 00:47:14.320
first two losses a long time ago were not great,

00:47:14.420 --> 00:47:17.599
but recently he's only lost a decent name. Willie

00:47:17.599 --> 00:47:22.619
Monroe Jr. is not a terrible loss. Apollo Thompson,

00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:25.179
I don't know who that is, so I can't really say,

00:47:25.199 --> 00:47:27.639
but it was an early stoppage, so that's not good.

00:47:29.480 --> 00:47:32.820
And then he lost to Charlo. Yeah, he went 12

00:47:32.820 --> 00:47:39.579
with Charlo, which was... Sad on Charlo's side.

00:47:42.260 --> 00:47:45.019
This should be a good fight, though. I can't

00:47:45.019 --> 00:47:52.000
see Sergey getting stopped early this time. Christian

00:47:52.000 --> 00:47:57.300
Mbili versus Lester Martinez. Interim WBC title.

00:47:57.480 --> 00:48:00.000
Super middleweight title will be on the line

00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:06.250
here. Lester has been cutting his teeth. On Probox.

00:48:07.369 --> 00:48:09.769
So he's been getting good matchups and he's been

00:48:09.769 --> 00:48:16.269
making fucking easy work of it. So this is a

00:48:16.269 --> 00:48:19.369
big step up for Lester. This is a pretty decent

00:48:19.369 --> 00:48:21.909
step up in competition for Christian Mbili as

00:48:21.909 --> 00:48:27.050
well. Mbili's been knocking over cans. He has

00:48:27.050 --> 00:48:32.349
been. So it's hard for me to guess where Mbili's

00:48:32.349 --> 00:48:38.150
at. We're about to find out. I should be good.

00:48:38.329 --> 00:48:41.369
I'm not going to lie. I'm probably going to back

00:48:41.369 --> 00:48:45.329
Martinez. I like a good underdog story. He's

00:48:45.329 --> 00:48:54.309
been on Pro Box. Yeah. Oh, boy. Main event. Undisputed

00:48:54.309 --> 00:48:59.150
super middleweight title on the line. Canelo

00:48:59.150 --> 00:49:03.570
versus Crawford. This is going to be boring as

00:49:03.570 --> 00:49:10.849
fuck. I'm keeping my expectations low. Yeah.

00:49:12.329 --> 00:49:15.590
I don't know. I hope I'm wrong. I hope I'm wrong.

00:49:16.070 --> 00:49:19.969
Same. I think it's going to be Crawford being

00:49:19.969 --> 00:49:23.170
a little cautious because Canelo still has power

00:49:23.170 --> 00:49:28.429
and not being able to hurt Canelo, really. So

00:49:28.429 --> 00:49:30.590
I think it's going to be Canelo prod... plotting

00:49:30.590 --> 00:49:34.230
and Crawford pot shotting. And it's going to

00:49:34.230 --> 00:49:40.570
be high skill, low action, which is not my favorite.

00:49:40.610 --> 00:49:45.269
It's not, that's boring as shit. Yeah. I mean,

00:49:45.289 --> 00:49:49.250
if that's your thing. Yeah. I, you want to be

00:49:49.250 --> 00:49:52.050
one of those like snobby hardcore fans. That's

00:49:52.050 --> 00:49:54.110
like, Oh, you just don't appreciate the sweet

00:49:54.110 --> 00:49:58.409
science. I understand perfectly what I'm looking

00:49:58.409 --> 00:50:01.210
at. That does not mean I have to be entertained

00:50:01.210 --> 00:50:06.050
by it. Exactly. I get this bullshit all the time.

00:50:06.090 --> 00:50:07.750
People are like, you just don't like the sweet

00:50:07.750 --> 00:50:09.730
science. I'm like, no. I like to watch people

00:50:09.730 --> 00:50:12.010
beat the fuck out of each other. That's what

00:50:12.010 --> 00:50:21.050
I like. I like violence. But it should be high

00:50:21.050 --> 00:50:24.530
skill. If that's your thing, you'll enjoy it.

00:50:24.909 --> 00:50:27.909
For the casual audience that's been hearing this

00:50:27.909 --> 00:50:30.429
is... the super fight of the century and shit,

00:50:30.590 --> 00:50:34.230
the casuals are going to be disappointed. I think.

00:50:37.070 --> 00:50:40.389
I want to try to offer like a counter opinion,

00:50:40.550 --> 00:50:44.949
but I don't really have one because I'm not really

00:50:44.949 --> 00:50:46.909
looking forward to this. I'm looking forward

00:50:46.909 --> 00:50:49.150
to the rest of the card. There's, there's some

00:50:49.150 --> 00:50:52.289
decent fights on here. I think they have stacked

00:50:52.289 --> 00:50:55.449
like those just before the main event fights

00:50:55.449 --> 00:50:58.610
with good action fights to make up for it. Yeah.

00:50:59.909 --> 00:51:04.869
Like, I think they've finally started realizing

00:51:04.869 --> 00:51:09.469
that you kind of have to build a whole card.

00:51:10.130 --> 00:51:13.349
You can't expect Canelo to just carry the whole

00:51:13.349 --> 00:51:18.369
thing. Well, and you can't just expect the high

00:51:18.369 --> 00:51:21.570
-skilled guys to be exciting. I don't know how

00:51:21.570 --> 00:51:24.030
else to put it. You have to understand what your

00:51:24.030 --> 00:51:27.309
fighters are most likely to do and make a card

00:51:27.309 --> 00:51:32.929
that has some of both. Balance. Yeah, like that

00:51:32.929 --> 00:51:36.349
Times Square card was garbage because it was

00:51:36.349 --> 00:51:41.329
all super high skill guys. There was no stand

00:51:41.329 --> 00:51:45.530
and bang guys on that card. Yeah, the most exciting...

00:51:45.530 --> 00:51:49.110
Well, I guess Brian Garcia would have been...

00:51:49.679 --> 00:51:54.619
The stand and bang guy. Yeah, I was going to

00:51:54.619 --> 00:51:57.079
say the most exciting thing was Teofimo showboating.

00:51:58.900 --> 00:52:01.360
Yeah, but he's a skill guy. Exactly. When he's

00:52:01.360 --> 00:52:08.119
not being stupid. So... Anyways, I think they've

00:52:08.119 --> 00:52:11.960
balanced this card at least. That is the best

00:52:11.960 --> 00:52:16.179
part of it for me. Yeah. I am excited for the

00:52:16.179 --> 00:52:18.519
card. The main event, though, I expect to...

00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:24.800
watch and be like fucking do something Terrence

00:52:24.800 --> 00:52:27.780
Crawford can figure something out I'm gonna say

00:52:27.780 --> 00:52:34.480
he'll do it around rounds five to seven and if

00:52:34.480 --> 00:52:36.840
he can figure something out I think he'll push

00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:43.639
the offense just cause he has the skill to hit

00:52:43.639 --> 00:52:49.989
and not get hit yeah We'll see. I hope so. But

00:52:49.989 --> 00:52:54.190
I'm just expecting it to be Crawford pot -shotting

00:52:54.190 --> 00:52:57.110
from the outside, Canelo not really being able

00:52:57.110 --> 00:53:00.050
to catch him, and Crawford not really hurting

00:53:00.050 --> 00:53:02.409
Canelo, because Canelo's got an all -time chin.

00:53:02.969 --> 00:53:07.750
And he's pulling up a guy from two divisions

00:53:07.750 --> 00:53:12.929
below. Yeah. Well, and Crawford's power didn't

00:53:12.929 --> 00:53:18.219
seem to carry super well. To 54. Yeah. Yeah.

00:53:18.739 --> 00:53:25.280
And he's going up again? Yep. We'll see. I would

00:53:25.280 --> 00:53:29.519
like to be wrong. Well, if you, beloved listener,

00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:33.059
want to join in the fun in Discord, for big fights

00:53:33.059 --> 00:53:36.420
like this, we do competing roles. So it's just

00:53:36.420 --> 00:53:39.119
pick your team. Are you Team Canelo, Team Crawford?

00:53:39.480 --> 00:53:43.639
And you get a color based on whatever team you're

00:53:43.639 --> 00:53:47.369
on. And then we just shit talk each other relentlessly.

00:53:47.510 --> 00:53:51.070
And that's pretty much all there is to it. But

00:53:51.070 --> 00:53:54.530
it's fun. It's pretty fun. And if I'm wrong,

00:53:54.550 --> 00:53:57.309
they can call in and shit talk me on the podcast.

00:53:57.909 --> 00:54:00.170
Absolutely. I would love for you to call. If

00:54:00.170 --> 00:54:04.909
I'm wrong, please call and rub it in. 833 -LUX

00:54:04.909 --> 00:54:09.389
-PODS. Anything more for the Canelo Crawford?

00:54:11.110 --> 00:54:18.090
No. All right. Moving to Sunday. I have it. I

00:54:18.090 --> 00:54:21.789
wrote down Sunday, Sunday 14th. Sunday, September

00:54:21.789 --> 00:54:28.929
14th. This one is in Nagoya, Japan. There's a

00:54:28.929 --> 00:54:31.969
lot of stuff on here that I don't really know.

00:54:34.190 --> 00:54:37.849
There's not very many big names. Yeah, the co

00:54:37.849 --> 00:54:43.230
-main is okay. Yoshiki Takei. versus Christian

00:54:43.230 --> 00:54:50.510
Medina for the WBO Bantamweight title. But the

00:54:50.510 --> 00:54:54.610
reason we're here, Naoya Inoue versus Murojan

00:54:54.610 --> 00:55:00.989
Akhmadaliev, aka MJ, for the Undisputed 122 Championship.

00:55:02.349 --> 00:55:07.530
I am expecting Inoue to get a knockout in those

00:55:07.530 --> 00:55:11.449
mid -to -late rounds. Like... I'm going to call

00:55:11.449 --> 00:55:19.429
eight, I think. For thirds, I'd go back third.

00:55:21.210 --> 00:55:29.969
For quarters, mid -late. Yep. Yeah. I don't know.

00:55:29.989 --> 00:55:34.750
I don't think MJ's going to have anything super

00:55:34.750 --> 00:55:42.699
surprising. He's a lefty. Yeah. I don't know.

00:55:42.800 --> 00:55:51.440
And he's stablemates with Cardenas, who did have

00:55:51.440 --> 00:55:55.260
that big knockdown over Inouye. He should have

00:55:55.260 --> 00:55:58.300
a good game plan, I think. Absolutely. I'm really

00:55:58.300 --> 00:56:04.900
hoping Inouye comes in more awake than he has

00:56:04.900 --> 00:56:07.730
the last couple. You don't need to get knocked

00:56:07.730 --> 00:56:11.590
down before you start taking it serious. It would

00:56:11.590 --> 00:56:15.389
be good if you didn't. It would be nice. Yeah,

00:56:15.489 --> 00:56:22.230
I would be happier. One day. MJ could knock him

00:56:22.230 --> 00:56:25.090
down. It could happen. Yeah, it's not out of

00:56:25.090 --> 00:56:28.889
the... It wouldn't be too... It would be shocking,

00:56:29.110 --> 00:56:36.559
but not surprising. Yeah. One day. naoya's gonna

00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:39.579
on like his retirement little press conference

00:56:39.579 --> 00:56:43.280
he's gonna say i got knocked down every fight

00:56:43.280 --> 00:56:47.699
because nobody would fight me if i didn't if

00:56:47.699 --> 00:56:50.860
i didn't go down if i didn't look human nobody

00:56:50.860 --> 00:56:53.760
would fight me yeah yeah it's all part of the

00:56:53.760 --> 00:56:58.440
strategy yep the whole time i was just uh just

00:56:58.440 --> 00:57:05.920
trying to make the monster look human yeah Totally.

00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:08.400
I would prefer if that was not the strategy.

00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:12.539
Yeah, well, they got Picasso into the ring, finally.

00:57:12.960 --> 00:57:17.739
Oh, yeah. Yeah, great. So excited for that. Because

00:57:17.739 --> 00:57:28.480
Picasso was such a threat. So stupid. I booked

00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:33.179
my seat at the bar to watch this one, so I'm

00:57:33.179 --> 00:57:35.190
going to go into Tokyo. Should be fun. Yeah.

00:57:36.710 --> 00:57:39.409
Are you going to go for the Canelo Crawford?

00:57:40.269 --> 00:57:43.510
It starts at 10 a .m., and it takes me an hour

00:57:43.510 --> 00:57:45.550
and a half to get there. I don't know if I want

00:57:45.550 --> 00:57:47.670
to wake up early enough to be on the train at

00:57:47.670 --> 00:57:54.309
8 .30. The whole card starts at 10? No, I think

00:57:54.309 --> 00:57:56.869
the fight starts at 10. The bar opens at 10.

00:57:57.389 --> 00:58:01.070
Okay. wherever that wherever they're at on the

00:58:01.070 --> 00:58:04.690
card at that point is yeah yeah because the the

00:58:04.690 --> 00:58:07.929
guy who runs it that bar he's the boxing fan

00:58:07.929 --> 00:58:11.909
like the guy who owns it so if he opens early

00:58:11.909 --> 00:58:13.989
for these things then he's just there all day

00:58:13.989 --> 00:58:17.630
so he's gonna work from 10 a .m to the end of

00:58:17.630 --> 00:58:22.070
the the in a way fight oh that's a long day yeah

00:58:22.070 --> 00:58:25.250
so makes sense they also don't really have food

00:58:25.250 --> 00:58:28.489
at that bar So I don't think I'm... I want to

00:58:28.489 --> 00:58:34.030
eat and stuff before I go. At a bar, when I was

00:58:34.030 --> 00:58:38.170
in Korea, the regular bar that all of the Americans,

00:58:38.369 --> 00:58:41.429
all the GIs went to, they would always order

00:58:41.429 --> 00:58:47.449
stuff for you. Just because... Well, he has some

00:58:47.449 --> 00:58:52.869
food, but it's not good. Oh. So I don't feel

00:58:52.869 --> 00:58:57.280
like I can order food in. but I don't want to

00:58:57.280 --> 00:58:59.940
eat there. Yeah, okay, that makes more sense.

00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:03.559
So, I just didn't want to say that. It's not

00:59:03.559 --> 00:59:06.559
terrible, it's just not very good for the price.

00:59:12.619 --> 00:59:15.039
I was trying not to shit -talk my favorite bar.

00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:23.079
Yeah, well, lean into it, and just do the order

00:59:23.079 --> 00:59:27.159
-ins for... Order in for people? Just for everybody.

00:59:27.460 --> 00:59:29.800
For whoever needs it, like whoever can't order

00:59:29.800 --> 00:59:37.019
it themselves. I eat with the foreigners. I can

00:59:37.019 --> 00:59:39.260
order food there. It's just not very good food.

00:59:40.400 --> 00:59:50.940
Yeah. Well, that's all we got. Let me make a

00:59:50.940 --> 00:59:54.980
noise. Pop quiz, hotshot. What's tiny, fuzzy,

00:59:55.099 --> 00:59:57.639
and responsible for a large portion of the food

00:59:57.639 --> 01:00:00.320
we eat? If you guessed bees, well, you nailed

01:00:00.320 --> 01:00:03.400
it. Seriously, one out of every three bites on

01:00:03.400 --> 01:00:06.159
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fucking bummer. Without them, our world would

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LEO33862. Buzz, motherfucker. So, we're heading

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into a pretty busy weekend. Some pretty good

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stuff on it. Canelo Crawford. Inouye versus MJ.

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Parting words. Parting words. I did not think

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of parting words for this week. Oh, nobody else

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in the world fucking cares, but the Saskatchewan

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Rough Riders won the 60th Labor Day Classic at

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home. And the next weekend, we always go to Winnipeg.

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for the Banjo Bowl is what we call it. So everybody

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should watch the Banjo Bowl this weekend somehow.

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It's really fun. The Riders fans wear watermelons

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on their heads. The Blue Bombers fans have sex

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with their cousins, you know. That's why it's

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called the Banjo Bowl. They play this song from

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Deliverance. Yeah. The dueling banjos. Let's

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see. I got this one from Oscar Wilde. Life is

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far too important a thing ever to talk seriously

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about. It's very good, Oscar. I can get behind

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that. It's very good, Oscar. Well done. Oscar

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Wilde is one of the craziest stories. Yeah. Every

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story I hear about him is madness. He definitely

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followed that advice and did not take it too

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seriously. Man, that's it for this edition of

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Boxing Before Dark. My battery is getting low.

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And it is getting dark. See you on the other

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side, Canelo and Inouye.
