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This is Boxing Before Dark. 00:00:46.090 --> 00:00:52.109 Well, shall we do... Oh, yeah. The fucking... 00:00:52.109 --> 00:00:55.600 I... Totally forgot to make an outline, Leo. 00:00:55.640 --> 00:00:58.700 I'm sorry. No. You got the last one, so I got 00:00:58.700 --> 00:01:05.239 this one. Don't worry about it. Boxing before 00:01:05.239 --> 00:01:09.939 dark. What's your fucking weakness? Mine's making 00:01:09.939 --> 00:01:14.000 rice. Should not have making pancakes. Can't 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:16.480 do it. I can't do it. Without my rice cooker, 00:01:16.659 --> 00:01:19.920 I can't do it. It is not possible for me. I've 00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:24.319 tried, and it doesn't work. I've never owned 00:01:24.319 --> 00:01:26.560 a rice cooker. Everyone here thinks it's madness. 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:31.459 I mean, I have rice cooking in it all the time, 00:01:31.480 --> 00:01:34.359 even if it's just one cup. So if I'm ever hungry, 00:01:34.480 --> 00:01:36.599 I'll just have rice as a snack because it's a 00:01:36.599 --> 00:01:43.000 quick fill -up without being too caloric. I just 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:50.049 eat white bread. Boxing Before Dark, 833 -589 00:01:50.049 --> 00:01:53.450 -7637. Can you make rice without a rice cooker? 00:01:53.950 --> 00:01:57.090 I want to know if I'm the only fucking moron 00:01:57.090 --> 00:02:04.290 out there that can't do it. So, the news. Ushik 00:02:04.290 --> 00:02:07.810 and Dubois are fighting again. This time, it's 00:02:07.810 --> 00:02:10.889 happening in London. Wait, it was in Poland last 00:02:10.889 --> 00:02:14.889 time, right? Yeah, that's right. I don't remember. 00:02:16.199 --> 00:02:18.900 I am excited for this rematch, though. Yeah. 00:02:20.300 --> 00:02:25.699 Was it a low blow? No. Sorry. Yes, it was a low 00:02:25.699 --> 00:02:34.800 blow. No, there was no controversy. Okay. Stirring 00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:39.120 the pot? I think so. Maybe I'm looking at the 00:02:39.120 --> 00:02:41.639 wrong angles. I didn't see it the right way. 00:02:42.199 --> 00:02:45.120 But if you look on the Instagram, I have a picture. 00:02:45.930 --> 00:02:49.949 And I tried to use filters to give it more contrast. 00:02:50.650 --> 00:02:55.030 And it looks like it's on the belt line. Yeah, 00:02:55.090 --> 00:02:59.449 okay. But it's, what, a year later? A year and 00:02:59.449 --> 00:03:02.610 a half? We're quite a ways on. People have been 00:03:02.610 --> 00:03:06.550 going frame by frame to find the one frame where 00:03:06.550 --> 00:03:09.150 it doesn't look low. And people are mad that 00:03:09.150 --> 00:03:12.669 the referee made a split decision saying it was 00:03:12.669 --> 00:03:14.909 low. Yeah, split second decision, of course. 00:03:15.639 --> 00:03:19.219 at real time yeah and people are still arguing 00:03:19.219 --> 00:03:23.659 even with literal frame by frame moments so i'm 00:03:23.659 --> 00:03:26.280 looking at the some whoever it is i found that 00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:30.560 from i don't remember uh but i guess they picked 00:03:30.560 --> 00:03:34.539 the frame that doesn't show it low i i don't 00:03:34.539 --> 00:03:37.599 know i don't really care all that much but that's 00:03:37.599 --> 00:03:39.919 that's the one frame that's stuck in my mind 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:45.759 yeah i just It's ridiculous. It could have been 00:03:45.759 --> 00:03:49.819 just that it clipped the cup and it knocked it 00:03:49.819 --> 00:03:55.419 in such a way that it hit the essentials. Well, 00:03:55.580 --> 00:03:58.860 and even if it's on the belt line, the belt line's 00:03:58.860 --> 00:04:02.419 not always in either. Yeah, exactly. You're exactly 00:04:02.419 --> 00:04:06.759 right. Yeah, the trunks could be higher or whatever. 00:04:10.030 --> 00:04:14.169 Could do the grandpa style like Fury does. Fury 00:04:14.169 --> 00:04:18.209 coming into that last Usyk fight was doing every 00:04:18.209 --> 00:04:21.829 small thing he could. He had the beard to hide 00:04:21.829 --> 00:04:25.790 his chin line. He had his shorts up around his 00:04:25.790 --> 00:04:28.970 fucking tits. He was trying so hard to cheat 00:04:28.970 --> 00:04:32.730 without cheating. And still lost. It was great. 00:04:36.060 --> 00:04:38.160 This one's happening at Wembley. It was supposed 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:42.699 to happen in the US along with Shakur Zapata 00:04:42.699 --> 00:04:47.740 and something else. I don't remember the third 00:04:47.740 --> 00:04:51.339 fight. Well, that's on the Berlanga card, right? 00:04:51.579 --> 00:04:55.740 Berlanga, yeah. But this was supposed to be a 00:04:55.740 --> 00:05:00.459 part of it. That's a good lead -in, unless you 00:05:00.459 --> 00:05:03.829 have more about this. No. go ahead so the rumors 00:05:03.829 --> 00:05:08.029 are that that uh berlanga card's going to be 00:05:08.029 --> 00:05:12.050 in central park now as opposed to what before 00:05:12.050 --> 00:05:16.050 times square what there was no there was no before 00:05:16.050 --> 00:05:20.850 the like so all the major venues are booked that 00:05:20.850 --> 00:05:25.449 weekend what weekend is it or what what what's 00:05:25.449 --> 00:05:30.459 the date is it july i can't remember It's not 00:05:30.459 --> 00:05:33.339 the Puerto Rico parade day, if that's what you're 00:05:33.339 --> 00:05:36.439 thinking. I was thinking July 4th, whatever weekend 00:05:36.439 --> 00:05:40.420 that is. No, I don't think so. It's the same 00:05:40.420 --> 00:05:46.079 weekend as Serrano. Taylor, which is MSG, if 00:05:46.079 --> 00:05:50.660 I'm not mistaken. Yeah, it's the day after. It 00:05:50.660 --> 00:05:57.220 is July 12th. All right. But MSG, according to 00:05:57.220 --> 00:06:03.310 people. doesn't do two things on the same weekend. 00:06:03.350 --> 00:06:06.029 It takes too long to take down and set back up. 00:06:06.350 --> 00:06:09.290 Now, I don't know if that would be the case with 00:06:09.290 --> 00:06:12.149 two boxing matches, but they're different promotions. 00:06:13.170 --> 00:06:17.970 So I can't see them working together. Yeah, that 00:06:17.970 --> 00:06:21.730 would have to be on the venue to kind of act 00:06:21.730 --> 00:06:24.250 as the answer. Change everything, probably. And 00:06:24.250 --> 00:06:27.329 not even just change it, but to just change the 00:06:27.329 --> 00:06:30.589 fucking drapes. that's all you really need like 00:06:30.589 --> 00:06:35.149 change the the advertised advertisement stuff 00:06:35.149 --> 00:06:40.149 yeah but then who pays for setup and who pays 00:06:40.149 --> 00:06:46.449 for takedown and etc etc i just the nobody seems 00:06:46.449 --> 00:06:48.550 to think that they'll do both in the same place 00:06:48.550 --> 00:06:54.550 lame and what's the other arena there was some 00:06:54.550 --> 00:06:59.319 sort of concert or something The hall? Yeah. 00:07:01.339 --> 00:07:06.339 The MSG theater or whatever? No, what's the other 00:07:06.339 --> 00:07:08.500 location that they sometimes do fights? They're 00:07:08.500 --> 00:07:12.439 not always at MSG. It's like the Berkeley Center? 00:07:13.060 --> 00:07:18.600 Barclays. Yeah. It's also booked. So people were 00:07:18.600 --> 00:07:20.860 like, where could they possibly do this? And 00:07:20.860 --> 00:07:23.920 the rumors are it's going to be in Central Park. 00:07:24.180 --> 00:07:29.670 How? man childish of course we're gonna put it 00:07:29.670 --> 00:07:32.629 in the fucking central park and everyone's gonna 00:07:32.629 --> 00:07:36.269 love it it it would actually be kind of cool 00:07:36.269 --> 00:07:41.250 i think i didn't know that they had a stage or 00:07:41.250 --> 00:07:45.110 kind of thing yeah i didn't either but since 00:07:45.110 --> 00:07:48.750 this was the rumor yeah they do have like a place 00:07:48.750 --> 00:07:50.970 where they do concerts and stuff so there's a 00:07:50.970 --> 00:07:55.540 stage and an area that they can exclude people 00:07:55.540 --> 00:07:58.600 from so there would probably actually be tickets 00:07:58.600 --> 00:08:04.439 sold i assume this time central park amphitheater 00:08:04.439 --> 00:08:12.579 uh let's look into it i'm gonna yeah i mean it 00:08:12.579 --> 00:08:17.579 it is a concert stage looking thing i think they 00:08:17.579 --> 00:08:21.300 would have to change some stuff but i could see 00:08:21.300 --> 00:08:25.519 setting up like seats and things around it oh 00:08:25.519 --> 00:08:29.720 shit yeah it's a real stage it's this is fucking 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:36.019 the space is uh is pretty huge here let me i'm 00:08:36.019 --> 00:08:39.679 gonna send this to you directly on discord yeah 00:08:39.679 --> 00:08:46.320 like it seems like a much easier place to host 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:48.759 a fight than fucking times square which is turning 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:55.080 into a shit show yeah So I think that could be 00:08:55.080 --> 00:08:59.519 cool. Yeah, if you look at the photo I sent you, 00:08:59.559 --> 00:09:02.159 like, it's just, there's a giant space for people. 00:09:03.000 --> 00:09:08.940 Yeah, yeah. That looks like maybe two or three 00:09:08.940 --> 00:09:13.000 baseball fields big. Yeah. You could put the 00:09:13.000 --> 00:09:15.460 ring right in the middle and then just whatever. 00:09:16.279 --> 00:09:19.600 Set up seats and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know 00:09:19.600 --> 00:09:22.110 that. They'd probably walk off the stage for 00:09:22.110 --> 00:09:26.350 the walkouts, I assume. Oh, walk from the stage 00:09:26.350 --> 00:09:31.289 to the ring. To the ring in the center. You could 00:09:31.289 --> 00:09:34.809 have the big videos playing behind them and some 00:09:34.809 --> 00:09:38.129 fireworks and shit. I think this would be a cool... 00:09:38.129 --> 00:09:42.269 The entrance archway. Yeah. This actually could 00:09:42.269 --> 00:09:45.929 be pretty cool. This makes a lot more sense. 00:09:46.590 --> 00:09:50.149 The only problem is with any outdoor event, it's 00:09:50.149 --> 00:09:53.450 July. Is it going to rain? Is it going to be 00:09:53.450 --> 00:09:58.269 800 degrees? It'll be humid. Being in the park 00:09:58.269 --> 00:10:01.610 should help, though. There's been huge studies 00:10:01.610 --> 00:10:06.509 on how Central Park is 5 to 10 degrees colder 00:10:06.509 --> 00:10:08.970 than anywhere else in New York because of all 00:10:08.970 --> 00:10:13.389 the plants. Yeah, there's... I mean, that's a... 00:10:13.929 --> 00:10:16.490 I don't know if it's common knowledge, but it's 00:10:16.490 --> 00:10:19.049 a well -known thing that having parks nearby 00:10:19.049 --> 00:10:23.129 does decrease temperature considerably than places 00:10:23.129 --> 00:10:27.889 without. Yeah. And if they can do outdoors in 00:10:27.889 --> 00:10:31.730 California in July, I don't see why you couldn't 00:10:31.730 --> 00:10:35.350 do New York. It's different problems, but, you 00:10:35.350 --> 00:10:40.789 know. It was raining, I think, during Sergio 00:10:40.789 --> 00:10:46.779 Martinez versus... jcc jr and uh yeah martina 00:10:46.779 --> 00:10:50.940 slipped on the water yeah i mean any outdoor 00:10:50.940 --> 00:10:52.759 event's gonna be like that though i don't like 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:56.360 boxing outside i mean i think it looks cool but 00:10:56.360 --> 00:11:01.100 you can't be prepared for all weather it's just 00:11:01.100 --> 00:11:04.460 not possible too much exposure to the elements 00:11:04.460 --> 00:11:07.120 and you can't yeah can't plan for everything 00:11:07.120 --> 00:11:10.779 well and if they do have to build like a big 00:11:10.779 --> 00:11:14.820 uh cover for it then you block people's view 00:11:14.820 --> 00:11:20.720 and all sorts of problems but that could be cool 00:11:20.720 --> 00:11:24.539 and then the other controversy with this card 00:11:24.539 --> 00:11:30.480 is berlanga shiraz is the main event even though 00:11:30.480 --> 00:11:34.379 or it's being billed as the main event even though 00:11:34.379 --> 00:11:38.039 uh stevenson versus the paid as a title fight 00:11:39.950 --> 00:11:43.990 I wouldn't say that's unusual or something. I 00:11:43.990 --> 00:11:48.750 don't know why that would be a controversy. Shakur 00:11:48.750 --> 00:11:52.809 is fucking... Boring as hell. Why would you want 00:11:52.809 --> 00:11:55.649 to build him at the top? I would not want to 00:11:55.649 --> 00:12:00.429 have him as my headliner. But generally, Shakur 00:12:00.429 --> 00:12:05.309 is the biggest name. Yes. Of everyone else who's 00:12:05.309 --> 00:12:08.080 on it, he is the bigger name for sure. He's the 00:12:08.080 --> 00:12:13.000 biggest name, and it's a title fight. So by general 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:17.480 standards, he should be the main event. Has he 00:12:17.480 --> 00:12:20.440 tried not being boring as fuck? And then we wouldn't 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:24.539 be having this problem. This is also my thought. 00:12:24.779 --> 00:12:29.799 But people are trying to make it all about Turkey 00:12:29.799 --> 00:12:34.259 playing favorites with his guy, with Shiraz. 00:12:35.690 --> 00:12:39.090 Which I'm sure that's part of it. But Shakur 00:12:39.090 --> 00:12:44.750 is boring as fuck. And nobody thinks that's going 00:12:44.750 --> 00:12:47.389 to be a good fight. Everybody thinks Shakur is 00:12:47.389 --> 00:12:51.629 just going to be negative and Zepeda is going 00:12:51.629 --> 00:12:59.169 to miss. Yes. It's going to be Casemiro -Rigo 00:12:59.169 --> 00:13:05.409 2. Tevin Farmer, as much as I dislike using the 00:13:05.409 --> 00:13:07.909 term, I think it is applicable here that Tevin 00:13:07.909 --> 00:13:10.950 Farmer did expose a lot of Zepeda's deficiencies. 00:13:11.250 --> 00:13:14.950 And Shakur Stevenson, whatever his other faults, 00:13:15.149 --> 00:13:18.169 he is a lot more technically sound than Tevin 00:13:18.169 --> 00:13:21.450 Farmer. So I don't see this being a good fight 00:13:21.450 --> 00:13:24.929 either. But Tevin Farmer is aggressive. True. 00:13:24.950 --> 00:13:31.049 True. Yes. Okay, so I also think this is probably 00:13:31.049 --> 00:13:35.110 wishful thinking. But my wish, and people are 00:13:35.110 --> 00:13:37.429 going to make fun of me, call in, do your thing, 00:13:37.590 --> 00:13:42.549 but Shakira's not going to be able to keep Zepeda 00:13:42.549 --> 00:13:47.429 off him. Hell no. At all. And he's going to try, 00:13:47.669 --> 00:13:49.629 because he's going to have to throw punches. 00:13:50.590 --> 00:13:54.389 And Zepeda's got that big old Mexican hand, and 00:13:54.389 --> 00:13:56.889 Shakira's going to break his hands. He's going 00:13:56.889 --> 00:13:59.370 to break a hand on Zepeda's hand and he's not 00:13:59.370 --> 00:14:02.470 going to be able to stop Zepeda. And Zepeda's 00:14:02.470 --> 00:14:06.250 going to catch him. It's going to happen. That 00:14:06.250 --> 00:14:09.470 last part might be completely wishful thinking. 00:14:10.409 --> 00:14:13.070 The hand breaking is not out of the realm of 00:14:13.070 --> 00:14:16.409 possibility. I would bet money on a hand injury. 00:14:17.690 --> 00:14:20.230 You could bet that just in general because both 00:14:20.230 --> 00:14:23.899 of them have had hand injuries. I don't think 00:14:23.899 --> 00:14:26.480 Zepeda is going to be able to hit Shakur clean 00:14:26.480 --> 00:14:31.460 enough to hurt his hands. But I think Shakur 00:14:31.460 --> 00:14:34.820 is going to have to throw too many punches and 00:14:34.820 --> 00:14:38.059 he's going to hurt himself. Whether that's going 00:14:38.059 --> 00:14:42.080 to be enough for Zepeda to actually win is probably 00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:47.750 no. But it's going to turn into... Casimiro, 00:14:47.769 --> 00:14:50.750 Regan Dow, I think. It's just going to be Zepeda 00:14:50.750 --> 00:14:55.149 chasing and missing and Shukur dancing away because 00:14:55.149 --> 00:14:57.070 he doesn't want to throw punches because his 00:14:57.070 --> 00:15:02.629 hands hurt. Damn. So I don't blame them for not 00:15:02.629 --> 00:15:05.970 putting that as the headline. And for all his 00:15:05.970 --> 00:15:08.889 other faults, Berlanga's exciting. Yeah, for 00:15:08.889 --> 00:15:12.070 all his other faults, he does come to rumble. 00:15:13.129 --> 00:15:16.539 And... He's Puerto Rican in New York. He's the 00:15:16.539 --> 00:15:21.720 only guy with a New York following. Plus, Turkey 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:24.480 gets to put his favorite at the top of the bill 00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:27.840 then as well. And I'm sure there's a contingency 00:15:27.840 --> 00:15:32.100 of Muslim bros that they could rally around for 00:15:32.100 --> 00:15:37.240 Shiraz. Yeah. It's not like they have very many 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:44.639 non -African American boxers to get behind. The 00:15:44.639 --> 00:15:50.639 Muslims in general. Not that I pay attention 00:15:50.639 --> 00:15:52.860 to people's religions, but I can't think of any 00:15:52.860 --> 00:15:57.580 other Muslims that aren't African American. I 00:15:57.580 --> 00:16:02.340 think the term is MENA, Middle East, North Africa. 00:16:02.700 --> 00:16:08.500 And that encompasses the entire Arab world. Okay. 00:16:08.539 --> 00:16:11.200 And it's secular. You know how good I am with... 00:16:11.309 --> 00:16:15.169 words i i yeah i get into the weeds with that 00:16:15.169 --> 00:16:18.230 kind of stuff just because i think like ethnonyms 00:16:18.230 --> 00:16:21.830 demonyms i think they're really interesting yeah 00:16:21.830 --> 00:16:27.789 sorry fucking nerd alert god so okay it'll bring 00:16:27.789 --> 00:16:33.389 out the the menas the mina people i was trying 00:16:33.389 --> 00:16:38.179 to get it like the minions New York, New Yoricans 00:16:38.179 --> 00:16:40.860 is the New York Puerto Ricans. New Yoricans. 00:16:40.919 --> 00:16:43.679 Is that what, really? Is that the thing? Or did 00:16:43.679 --> 00:16:46.500 you make that up? I've heard it before. I am 00:16:46.500 --> 00:16:48.519 not smart enough to make that up. It's just the 00:16:48.519 --> 00:16:52.659 portmanteau. Yeah. Yeah. I'm bad at those. Anyways, 00:16:52.879 --> 00:16:58.460 it was probably a pro boxing. Chris Algieri calls 00:16:58.460 --> 00:17:06.529 them New Yoricans. Mena Yorkers. Mean New Yorkers? 00:17:07.250 --> 00:17:13.390 New Yorkers? Yeah. Anyways, so they're probably 00:17:13.390 --> 00:17:18.450 going to hopefully get a new kind of demographic 00:17:18.450 --> 00:17:21.170 out to the fight. Yeah, hopefully. And the Mexicans 00:17:21.170 --> 00:17:26.430 are everywhere. It's a reality. The diaspora 00:17:26.430 --> 00:17:33.890 is fucking everywhere. Oh, shit. So we have Usyk 00:17:33.890 --> 00:17:38.890 Dubois. The Central Park, potentially Central 00:17:38.890 --> 00:17:44.289 Park card. I saw this thing. Anthony Joshua's 00:17:44.289 --> 00:17:48.630 looking at three fights tops before he retires. 00:17:49.710 --> 00:17:53.009 I mean, he's kind of there, right? Like, that's 00:17:53.009 --> 00:17:57.230 reasonable. Yeah. He's, I mean, Tyson Fury, of 00:17:57.230 --> 00:17:59.009 course, the biggest fight that they could make. 00:17:59.289 --> 00:18:02.269 But that's assuming Tyson Fury comes out of retirement 00:18:02.269 --> 00:18:06.440 again, which is very possible. I would say probable. 00:18:06.660 --> 00:18:09.779 Yeah. For AJ money. Fury will come out of retirement 00:18:09.779 --> 00:18:13.059 for AJ money. It's more likely than not that 00:18:13.059 --> 00:18:16.700 he comes out of retirement. Yeah. He wants a 00:18:16.700 --> 00:18:21.099 Dubois rematch, which makes sense. You'd want 00:18:21.099 --> 00:18:24.720 to get that one back. And another one. I don't 00:18:24.720 --> 00:18:26.680 know if he'll get that, though. I don't think 00:18:26.680 --> 00:18:30.220 so. I think that's less likely. Dubois has a 00:18:30.220 --> 00:18:33.019 lot on his plate right now with the IBF belt 00:18:33.019 --> 00:18:39.220 in his hands. Yeah. And they also mentioned a 00:18:39.220 --> 00:18:45.980 possibility of fighting Jake Paul. Why? I was 00:18:45.980 --> 00:18:50.380 thinking the same thing. Oh. Money, of course. 00:18:50.480 --> 00:18:56.099 Obviously. Did you see that Eddie Hearn slipped 00:18:56.099 --> 00:18:59.799 up and said Tank is fighting Jake Paul? I did 00:18:59.799 --> 00:19:03.119 hear that. I did hear that he let that slip. 00:19:04.700 --> 00:19:08.539 That's fun. That's really stupid. That's the 00:19:08.539 --> 00:19:11.759 dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard. It's the 00:19:11.759 --> 00:19:15.240 biggest circus fight I have ever heard. But if 00:19:15.240 --> 00:19:16.279 you want a spectacle... And Tank's not even going 00:19:16.279 --> 00:19:19.059 to be able to reach his head. Like, he's going 00:19:19.059 --> 00:19:22.920 to have to fucking jump. Just super bad punches. 00:19:23.319 --> 00:19:26.980 It'll be similar to Logan Paul versus Floyd Mayweather. 00:19:27.119 --> 00:19:30.779 Like, the size disparity is just really... was 00:19:30.779 --> 00:19:35.519 really pronounced. is tank as tall as floyd no 00:19:35.519 --> 00:19:37.980 hell no floyd may well yeah i was gonna say five 00:19:37.980 --> 00:19:40.819 seven five eight floyd's got like three or four 00:19:40.819 --> 00:19:43.380 inches on him doesn't he uh tank i think is like 00:19:43.380 --> 00:19:49.000 five two or five three yeah short as fuck he's 00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:52.279 shorter than i am i know that and it's if he 00:19:52.279 --> 00:19:56.380 makes 135 that's he must be just a fucking brick 00:19:56.380 --> 00:20:01.990 shithouse a meatball I got two fosters today. 00:20:02.789 --> 00:20:07.970 Oh, nice. Cats? Yeah. Do you ever foster dogs? 00:20:08.329 --> 00:20:12.430 I've only fostered two dogs before. Nice. Frozen 00:20:12.430 --> 00:20:17.069 shit like all cats do? No, they're tiny. They're 00:20:17.069 --> 00:20:20.049 little, tiny little babies. Like they just came 00:20:20.049 --> 00:20:23.549 out, came off of bottle feeding. Oh, crazy. Yeah. 00:20:25.069 --> 00:20:29.710 Um, right. So AJ and his three fights. Don't 00:20:29.710 --> 00:20:33.190 pick Jake Paul. Jake Paul, don't fight Trevante 00:20:33.190 --> 00:20:38.690 Davis. Please. Ridiculous. Please. Yeah, I guess. 00:20:40.650 --> 00:20:44.730 Who else would you have AJ fight? Like, Wilder, 00:20:44.730 --> 00:20:47.210 I guess. That never happened. That never happened, 00:20:47.309 --> 00:20:52.589 and I think it still should. I don't know, man. 00:20:52.769 --> 00:20:55.730 Wilder's looked so cooked. I don't think I even 00:20:55.730 --> 00:21:02.480 want to see it anymore. Gerald Miller? I said 00:21:02.480 --> 00:21:12.759 that unironically. No. No. Let's see here. Could 00:21:12.759 --> 00:21:18.519 do Parker again. Lawrence of Coley. If you want 00:21:18.519 --> 00:21:22.160 to do an all British thing. I mean, if you want 00:21:22.160 --> 00:21:26.309 to do a passing of the torch type thing. Who's 00:21:26.309 --> 00:21:29.250 the youngest guy you would have fight AJ for 00:21:29.250 --> 00:21:34.210 his last fight? If everybody looks good in the 00:21:34.210 --> 00:21:38.549 next two years or whatever. If all things going 00:21:38.549 --> 00:21:44.789 well or according to plan, it's hard to say because 00:21:44.789 --> 00:21:47.329 Gerald Miller and I was going to say Fabio Wardley, 00:21:47.430 --> 00:21:51.750 but we're recording this on Friday. It's going 00:21:51.750 --> 00:21:54.849 to be coming out after their... they fight on 00:21:54.849 --> 00:21:59.150 the card so we don't know who won yet uh at least 00:21:59.150 --> 00:22:02.910 as of this recording we don't know so i'll say 00:22:02.910 --> 00:22:07.890 fabio wardley uh that's a good like youngster 00:22:07.890 --> 00:22:11.849 that you want to get some shine on um is he young 00:22:11.849 --> 00:22:14.730 for some reason i thought wardley was he's 30 00:22:14.730 --> 00:22:20.589 not so i don't know how young that is that's 00:22:20.589 --> 00:22:28.490 not old but Passing of the British torch, I guess. 00:22:28.730 --> 00:22:35.269 Dubois is 27. And I think he took the torch. 00:22:35.289 --> 00:22:40.329 He took that torch. He took the torch. Agit Kabayel 00:22:40.329 --> 00:22:43.769 is not a terrible guy to... Well, if you just 00:22:43.769 --> 00:22:48.609 want to go off on a win, then probably not. But 00:22:48.609 --> 00:22:54.650 I also rate Kabayel really highly. Martin Bacoli? 00:22:58.950 --> 00:23:03.650 That doesn't excite me. AJ deserves an exciting 00:23:03.650 --> 00:23:09.049 fight for his last one. Something exciting. Tyson 00:23:09.049 --> 00:23:13.089 Fury, Deontay Wilder. I think those need to happen. 00:23:13.549 --> 00:23:17.309 Those are really the only two. Yeah. If it's 00:23:17.309 --> 00:23:20.490 possible to get the Dubois rematch, do that. 00:23:20.569 --> 00:23:23.609 Do that as your last one so that you could get 00:23:23.609 --> 00:23:29.680 the win back as you head out the door. Or not. 00:23:29.960 --> 00:23:33.039 Because I think it's likely not, to be honest. 00:23:33.440 --> 00:23:36.980 What, he loses again? I think so. I would agree. 00:23:38.900 --> 00:23:44.319 Dubois found himself. I rate Dubois. I actually 00:23:44.319 --> 00:23:47.000 think he has a good chance against Usyk this 00:23:47.000 --> 00:23:50.619 time. It'll be better. A much better performance. 00:23:50.779 --> 00:23:53.420 He was doing pretty well the first time. Yeah, 00:23:53.539 --> 00:23:57.359 which is why better is... concerning for Usyk. 00:23:57.759 --> 00:24:02.700 And he's, Usyk's like almost 40. Goodness. Is 00:24:02.700 --> 00:24:07.319 he? He's 38. Damn, he's older than us. Yeah. 00:24:07.359 --> 00:24:16.119 That's crazy. Speaking of Dubois, Derek Chisora's 00:24:16.119 --> 00:24:21.740 been made an IPF mandatory. Yeah, we talked about 00:24:21.740 --> 00:24:25.259 this a while back. How? Why? Like, are you guys 00:24:25.259 --> 00:24:27.819 just trying to kill him? Yeah. What the fuck, 00:24:27.880 --> 00:24:34.119 guys? Where I found the article, it's just kind 00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:38.059 of rehashing it, but they pull up like five to 00:24:38.059 --> 00:24:41.119 ten different social media responses to it, and 00:24:41.119 --> 00:24:43.400 all of them are like, what the fuck even is this? 00:24:43.579 --> 00:24:48.079 Why are you doing this to Derek Chisora? His 00:24:48.079 --> 00:24:52.430 brain is... do at this point, but you put him 00:24:52.430 --> 00:24:56.369 in against Dubois, and it's gonna be soup. He'll 00:24:56.369 --> 00:25:00.869 take the fight. Of course he will. He's fucking 00:25:00.869 --> 00:25:05.970 Derek Chisora. He's never gonna say no. That's 00:25:05.970 --> 00:25:09.809 why somebody, like in this case, the IBF, somebody 00:25:09.809 --> 00:25:13.650 needs to step in on his behalf, even though he's 00:25:13.650 --> 00:25:17.240 not gonna like it. You need to have the hard 00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:19.299 conversation. Like, dude, you're not going to 00:25:19.299 --> 00:25:22.000 win a title again. Dubois will whoop your ass. 00:25:22.900 --> 00:25:26.980 Pretty much any... Usyk would whoop your ass. 00:25:27.200 --> 00:25:29.140 Like, he beat you the first time and it was kind 00:25:29.140 --> 00:25:32.259 of stinky, but he will beat your ass the second 00:25:32.259 --> 00:25:36.099 time. Usyk has gotten used to the weight. Yeah. 00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:42.319 Like... I mean, I like Chizora. I do too. But 00:25:42.319 --> 00:25:46.549 he needs to stop. Yes. And everybody's like, 00:25:46.630 --> 00:25:49.829 oh, bro's got bills to pay. Man, if you pissed 00:25:49.829 --> 00:25:52.309 away all of the money you've made, because I'm 00:25:52.309 --> 00:25:56.230 not saying that he made the most money ever, 00:25:56.390 --> 00:25:59.349 but he's made a lot of money boxing. And he deserved 00:25:59.349 --> 00:26:03.009 it. But if he's pissed it all away, another paycheck 00:26:03.009 --> 00:26:06.950 isn't going to help. Yeah, that's financial literacy 00:26:06.950 --> 00:26:13.500 kind of thing. Yeah, that is not. You're not 00:26:13.500 --> 00:26:16.299 helping him by getting him one more big paycheck. 00:26:16.579 --> 00:26:20.160 If that is your worry. Because it will also get 00:26:20.160 --> 00:26:23.920 pissed away. Trying to think who you could do 00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:28.119 for Derek Chisora. He's at 36 and 13. So that's 00:26:28.119 --> 00:26:33.440 49 fights. He wants to do 50. I'm looking at 00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:40.460 the top. The winner of Fisher Allen. Oh, shit. 00:26:40.519 --> 00:26:45.259 That's good. but that's good derrick will probably 00:26:45.259 --> 00:26:49.140 win let him go out on a win his 50 fights and 00:26:49.140 --> 00:26:53.819 fucking get out if it's fisher that wins and 00:26:53.819 --> 00:26:58.099 it probably will be maybe question mark that 00:26:58.099 --> 00:27:00.259 one i really don't know but if it is fisher that 00:27:00.259 --> 00:27:04.579 wins he comes with a built -in fan base chizora 00:27:04.579 --> 00:27:06.819 comes with a built -in exactly that's exactly 00:27:06.819 --> 00:27:10.140 what i was gonna say is he has one too As mid 00:27:10.140 --> 00:27:13.599 as both of those fighters are, that would be 00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:19.259 a big card. People would buy tickets. Derek Chisora, 00:27:19.460 --> 00:27:26.460 dude. It's time, man. Yeah, man. It's not even 00:27:26.460 --> 00:27:28.839 like calling him Unk because he's not that much 00:27:28.839 --> 00:27:34.619 older than we are. But he is. Yeah, you got the 00:27:34.619 --> 00:27:37.980 mileage. man yeah it's it's time to start thinking 00:27:37.980 --> 00:27:40.759 about your life after this because like you're 00:27:40.759 --> 00:27:44.720 you're 41 now with all of the damage you've taken 00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:47.980 you're probably looking at a solid like 15 to 00:27:47.980 --> 00:27:52.519 20 years maybe that's it yeah of good quality 00:27:52.519 --> 00:27:56.579 life so it's time to start thinking about other 00:27:56.579 --> 00:28:02.779 stuff man your priorities have to change Chizora 00:28:02.779 --> 00:28:05.440 makes me kind of sad. He makes me sad. He is 00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:12.559 the only person I am sad when he wins. It's bittersweet. 00:28:12.700 --> 00:28:15.720 He's the only person I like that I'm sad when 00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:19.700 he wins. Yeah. That's a good way to put it. I 00:28:19.700 --> 00:28:23.839 don't want him to keep going. I want him to stop. 00:28:24.420 --> 00:28:27.279 I want him to go have a nice life. Yeah, man. 00:28:27.400 --> 00:28:31.240 Eat some fucking burgers and... What's the disgusting 00:28:31.240 --> 00:28:35.880 fast food takeout? Five Guys or something? He 00:28:35.880 --> 00:28:39.359 likes Five Guys. No, but that's American. I was 00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:42.960 trying to make a British joke. Nando's? Yeah. 00:28:44.220 --> 00:28:46.960 Takeaways from Nando's? Yeah, yeah. Well, they 00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:49.859 call it a Chinese. Oh, yeah. Maybe I'm thinking 00:28:49.859 --> 00:28:53.440 Irish. A curry? A spice bag. Spice bag is what 00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:55.039 I'm thinking, but that might be Irish. That's 00:28:55.039 --> 00:28:59.170 Irish. Yeah. Just this guy on Instagram I follow 00:28:59.170 --> 00:29:03.569 who's hella Irish. And he broke down the slang 00:29:03.569 --> 00:29:08.990 one time. Is he the follow me, I'm delicious 00:29:08.990 --> 00:29:12.109 guy? That's exactly who it is. Garan. I fucking 00:29:12.109 --> 00:29:17.150 love him. Follow me, I'm delicious. I need a 00:29:17.150 --> 00:29:23.079 catchphrase like that. But that's... That actually, 00:29:23.180 --> 00:29:27.920 when I worked as a chef, as a private chef, I 00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:33.960 did live deliciously. Nice. That seems like it 00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:36.660 was probably taken. It is. I got it from Olivia. 00:29:39.440 --> 00:29:43.680 WBA, up to their usual shenanigans. So they were 00:29:43.680 --> 00:29:47.940 supposedly, well, they had been, actually. They 00:29:47.940 --> 00:29:51.000 were on a good streak of cutting back. the regular 00:29:51.000 --> 00:29:55.200 titles and the super titles. And now they've 00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:58.059 decided to make Jaron Ennis the super champ. 00:29:58.400 --> 00:30:03.619 And now Ryan versus Romero is going to be for 00:30:03.619 --> 00:30:08.900 the regular title, the WBA welterweight. They 00:30:08.900 --> 00:30:12.380 just want a title on that card? I assume that's 00:30:12.380 --> 00:30:17.119 what it is. That's bullshit. I hate when they 00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:21.690 do this stuff. Yeah. You could make it a commemorative 00:30:21.690 --> 00:30:26.150 belt like the WBC does all the time. Well, so 00:30:26.150 --> 00:30:29.930 that one has enough names that casuals will recognize 00:30:29.930 --> 00:30:34.009 that it's all just marketing. Like, if you throw 00:30:34.009 --> 00:30:41.190 title match on the poster and the ads, casuals 00:30:41.190 --> 00:30:47.329 that follow Ryan Garcia don't know what a fucking 00:30:47.329 --> 00:30:50.690 title is or what that means. Like, they don't 00:30:50.690 --> 00:30:54.990 care. Between regular and super title? They probably, 00:30:55.130 --> 00:30:58.410 honest to God, half the Garcia fans probably 00:30:58.410 --> 00:31:01.349 don't know that there's more than one belt. Four 00:31:01.349 --> 00:31:05.650 elite belts. Several secondary belts. And 8 ,000 00:31:05.650 --> 00:31:10.589 other ones. Yeah, 8 ,000 regional titles. Yeah. 00:31:10.690 --> 00:31:13.690 And each one of those, every single one of those 00:31:13.690 --> 00:31:16.849 belts can be doubled by just adding interim. 00:31:17.869 --> 00:31:22.900 Yeah. So they just want it for the posters. Yeah. 00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:27.259 And it's Ryan, so it's a big sanctioning fee. 00:31:27.779 --> 00:31:33.000 Yeah. Speaking of that card, I have placed my 00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:39.259 bets on Ramirez and... Barbossa? Rowley. I didn't 00:31:39.259 --> 00:31:44.500 place a bet on Barbossa. I don't know. Tio might 00:31:44.500 --> 00:31:46.839 pull it out. I can't tell. He probably will. 00:31:47.390 --> 00:31:49.349 Did notice that he actually wore a shirt this 00:31:49.349 --> 00:31:53.190 last time he was on. The first two press conferences, 00:31:53.289 --> 00:31:55.950 he didn't wear a shirt. I don't know if anyone 00:31:55.950 --> 00:31:58.430 else noticed, but he had on like a vest and he 00:31:58.430 --> 00:32:00.569 had on like a jacket, but there was no shirt 00:32:00.569 --> 00:32:13.930 underneath him. Who does that? Last thing. We're 00:32:13.930 --> 00:32:16.529 coming up on time, and we've got a few things 00:32:16.529 --> 00:32:20.309 to get to that are more important than all of 00:32:20.309 --> 00:32:26.769 these TMZ headlines. Fair enough. One quick one. 00:32:26.849 --> 00:32:29.670 There was a drama one that Shakur Stevenson has 00:32:29.670 --> 00:32:33.190 left Matchroom or whatever. It's not true. He 00:32:33.190 --> 00:32:36.769 had a two -fight deal with Matchroom. He's only 00:32:36.769 --> 00:32:38.930 had one fight so far, and that was against Padley. 00:32:40.269 --> 00:32:45.059 Yeah. So the Zepeda one is with Matchroom. That's 00:32:45.059 --> 00:32:49.940 how it is. And Ludabella? He might have him as 00:32:49.940 --> 00:32:53.880 a manager. Yeah. He is a New York guy. It makes 00:32:53.880 --> 00:32:56.720 sense to get a New York person. Yeah, to handle 00:32:56.720 --> 00:32:58.839 your image while you're going to be competing 00:32:58.839 --> 00:33:05.519 there. Yeah. Mike Tyson's trainer regrets telling 00:33:05.519 --> 00:33:12.859 fans to bet against Jake Paul. Okay. And Spence 00:33:12.859 --> 00:33:16.559 is not... He didn't say outright that he's retiring, 00:33:16.740 --> 00:33:19.839 but he's going to be looking at promoting. Because 00:33:19.839 --> 00:33:24.440 when Frank Martin fought Gervonta Davis, he helped 00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:27.539 promote that event. And he really liked being 00:33:27.539 --> 00:33:33.420 on that side of it. His words. On God, Spence 00:33:33.420 --> 00:33:38.279 is physically damaged beyond repair. Like, Spence 00:33:38.279 --> 00:33:42.500 is fucked. I put that on Alex's life. On Alex's 00:33:42.500 --> 00:33:50.900 life, Spence is damaged goods. I know nobody 00:33:50.900 --> 00:33:53.099 believes me, but that first car crash fucked 00:33:53.099 --> 00:33:57.859 over. The second car crash made it worse. A damaged 00:33:57.859 --> 00:34:01.200 Spence is still a really good boxer, but he's 00:34:01.200 --> 00:34:04.660 damaged real bad. Right. He's definitely not 00:34:04.660 --> 00:34:10.280 the same. And to think he is. A serious car crash 00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:12.500 is going to change you. It doesn't matter who 00:34:12.500 --> 00:34:16.539 you are. That's flipping over and over, getting 00:34:16.539 --> 00:34:21.739 thrown from the fucking vehicle. Retina surgery, 00:34:22.059 --> 00:34:26.380 the second car crash did not help anything. Yeah, 00:34:26.420 --> 00:34:31.179 the dude should be promoting. He likes it. He 00:34:31.179 --> 00:34:33.599 said he felt like he was doing a good job at 00:34:33.599 --> 00:34:36.639 it. I think he was all right promoting Frank 00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:40.010 Martin. 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Teofimo 00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:20.119 versus Barbosa and Devin Haney versus Ramirez. 00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:24.219 You've already placed your bets. Small ones. 00:38:24.579 --> 00:38:28.340 Huh? Small ones. Coffees, right? Yeah, yeah. 00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:32.179 So $250 each. And I think the payout is like 00:38:32.179 --> 00:38:35.539 $10. Oh, no, it'd be more than that. It's 6 -1 00:38:35.539 --> 00:38:40.519 and 7 -something -to -1. Is Raleigh the 7 -to 00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:45.840 -1? Yes. I fucking hate Garcia, and I don't think 00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:49.340 he's that good. He'll probably pull out another 00:38:49.340 --> 00:38:52.940 bullshit win. He's a one -hitter. Like, he's 00:38:52.940 --> 00:38:56.820 a one -trick pony. Otherwise, he's pretty ass. 00:38:57.420 --> 00:39:00.760 Weird fucking turning his kidneys as a defense. 00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:04.000 Like, what the fuck is that? Here's my liver. 00:39:04.239 --> 00:39:10.780 Go right ahead. I know Roley doesn't have much 00:39:10.780 --> 00:39:13.460 power, but I really want him to just... fucking 00:39:13.460 --> 00:39:19.659 drop them with a body shot i can't help but think 00:39:19.659 --> 00:39:23.500 of those uh if so and so had an alberta accent 00:39:23.500 --> 00:39:25.960 videos that i keep saying you've been loving 00:39:25.960 --> 00:39:30.219 those those are so fucking funny they're so funny 00:39:30.219 --> 00:39:35.940 uh but like as i can if ryan garcia had an alberta 00:39:35.940 --> 00:39:38.659 accent that's what's coming to mind right now 00:39:42.219 --> 00:39:47.460 I'm here, buddy. You fucking what, buddy? You 00:39:47.460 --> 00:39:51.300 fucking what? I can't do that weird Alberta accent 00:39:51.300 --> 00:39:54.219 because to me it just sounds native and it feels 00:39:54.219 --> 00:39:59.440 super racist. Oh, shit. Yeah. It's not anymore, 00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:04.860 but to me that's what it is. But it's Letter 00:40:04.860 --> 00:40:10.179 Kenny. Letter Kenny fucked over Alberta. And 00:40:10.179 --> 00:40:12.599 that Northern Ontario accent was always really 00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:17.920 native -sounding to me. One other fight on this 00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:21.099 card. LaVale, I think it is. LaVale Whittington 00:40:21.099 --> 00:40:27.440 versus Reito Tsutsumi. No relation, I think. 00:40:28.860 --> 00:40:35.309 Yeah. Tsutsumi seems to be a much more... common 00:40:35.309 --> 00:40:37.769 name than I thought. That's what I was just about 00:40:37.769 --> 00:40:41.050 to say. It doesn't seem like it's as rare as 00:40:41.050 --> 00:40:46.829 I thought it was originally. I think this Tsutsumi 00:40:46.829 --> 00:40:51.369 cat is supposed to be... Is he the one from ProBucks? 00:40:51.889 --> 00:41:01.510 No. No. No, this is his debut. I don't know. 00:41:01.530 --> 00:41:03.230 He's supposed to be like an amateur standout 00:41:03.230 --> 00:41:07.980 if it's... Who I'm thinking of. It's either him 00:41:07.980 --> 00:41:14.219 or somebody on the Inouye card. But enough of 00:41:14.219 --> 00:41:19.500 that one. Moving on to motherfucking Dinero vs. 00:41:19.659 --> 00:41:23.840 Skull. Is that this weekend too? Oh yeah, it's 00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:27.800 Cinco de Mayo, isn't it? It's the 5 -2. That 00:41:27.800 --> 00:41:31.860 weekend. Yeah, the Friday is the Times Square 00:41:31.860 --> 00:41:36.510 card. Saturday is Alvarez versus Skull and then 00:41:36.510 --> 00:41:43.429 Sunday is Inouye versus Cardenas. Nice. I apparently 00:41:43.429 --> 00:41:46.289 was not excited for Canelo at all because I forgot 00:41:46.289 --> 00:41:50.130 it was happening. Yeah, it's like really who 00:41:50.130 --> 00:41:53.869 gives a shit? This is like Usyk and Dubois too. 00:41:55.190 --> 00:41:58.449 It's just like the person who is the rightful 00:41:58.449 --> 00:42:00.909 owner of the belt has to fight the one that... 00:42:01.150 --> 00:42:05.889 it was given to after they were stripped with 00:42:05.889 --> 00:42:11.690 the IBF. So it's whatever. Alvarez is the undisputed 00:42:11.690 --> 00:42:13.929 champ. William Skull is just some fucking guy 00:42:13.929 --> 00:42:18.610 that Turkey wants him to face just to get the 00:42:18.610 --> 00:42:22.150 belt back as a formality. Have we seen Skull 00:42:22.150 --> 00:42:27.650 fight? Okay. I do not recognize his face at all. 00:42:28.409 --> 00:42:33.489 Or... Any of these names on BoxRec. Who did I 00:42:33.489 --> 00:42:40.070 see him fight? Shishkin, I think. Yeah, when 00:42:40.070 --> 00:42:46.389 he got... That was his last fight. Yep. He wears 00:42:46.389 --> 00:42:50.989 glasses as a fashion accessory. Because those 00:42:50.989 --> 00:42:54.849 things look way too ridiculous to be... Real? 00:42:55.090 --> 00:43:00.260 Yeah, to be prescription. Whatever works for 00:43:00.260 --> 00:43:04.400 you, dog. I mean, that's fine. Yeah. Whatever 00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:07.360 works. Spence wears glasses for fashion. My disability 00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:12.739 is not your fashion. My culture is not your costume. 00:43:13.780 --> 00:43:16.840 Yeah. I don't know if glasses are culture, but... 00:43:16.840 --> 00:43:22.519 Fucking blind -ass people. I am actually legally 00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:27.039 blind if I can't wear glasses. It's crazy. I'm 00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:30.269 not. I just... Have a little difficulty reading. 00:43:32.570 --> 00:43:37.489 Oh, no. I'm minus 8 .5 in one eye and minus 9 00:43:37.489 --> 00:43:44.469 .25 in the other. Fucking auntie is blind. Super 00:43:44.469 --> 00:43:48.389 blind. I broke my glasses once. I didn't break 00:43:48.389 --> 00:43:51.329 them. The screw fell out driving home. And I 00:43:51.329 --> 00:43:54.030 live 30 kilometers from town. And I just had 00:43:54.030 --> 00:43:56.489 to pull over on the side of the road. And this 00:43:56.489 --> 00:43:59.690 was before I had a cell phone. i'm that old my 00:43:59.690 --> 00:44:02.210 family had a cell phone but i didn't i just had 00:44:02.210 --> 00:44:04.130 to pull over and wait for somebody to drive by 00:44:04.130 --> 00:44:08.170 it took an hour and a half holy and i was like 00:44:08.170 --> 00:44:11.210 because i was on the highway it's not a busy 00:44:11.210 --> 00:44:14.250 highway but i was like holy like i could kill 00:44:14.250 --> 00:44:17.969 somebody even with one lens i just couldn't do 00:44:17.969 --> 00:44:24.150 it i tried it was bad yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't 00:44:24.150 --> 00:44:27.090 take that take that chance either gravel roads 00:44:27.090 --> 00:44:30.769 where i could drive like 10 and kind of feel 00:44:30.769 --> 00:44:35.610 the ditch i would have but you know where we 00:44:35.610 --> 00:44:40.329 saw william skull is when he fought uh when it 00:44:40.329 --> 00:44:45.409 was alvarez first munguia he was on that undercard 00:44:45.409 --> 00:44:53.670 and then uh shishkin afterwards for the i think 00:44:53.670 --> 00:44:59.699 shishkin was elevated i don't think it was a 00:44:59.699 --> 00:45:07.760 vacant fight but yeah that's where we saw uh 00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:19.400 badu jack is still fighting why don't know if 00:45:19.400 --> 00:45:22.519 we did see skull there he was so far down i don't 00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:29.199 think he was on the broadcast yeah um badu jack 00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:33.840 has a title doesn't he he has the i think the 00:45:33.840 --> 00:45:40.059 full wbc cruiserweight belt and mccallion no 00:45:40.059 --> 00:45:44.059 mccallion has a full title badu jack has the 00:45:44.059 --> 00:45:53.219 interim He's Swedish? He lives in... He's adopted. 00:45:55.860 --> 00:45:58.760 That says his birthplace is Stockholm, Sweden 00:45:58.760 --> 00:46:02.280 on Botrek. Yeah, that's where his adopted family 00:46:02.280 --> 00:46:06.480 is. I think he was adopted as a baby. Crazy. 00:46:06.800 --> 00:46:10.260 So they just put it as Sweden. Why have I not 00:46:10.260 --> 00:46:13.179 been cheering for Badu Jack then? What, did you 00:46:13.179 --> 00:46:18.550 think he was American? I did. This Swedish erasure 00:46:18.550 --> 00:46:24.869 will not be tolerated. Who's the guy on The Simpsons? 00:46:24.869 --> 00:46:30.389 He's from Iceland. Carl? Carl Carlson is from 00:46:30.389 --> 00:46:35.929 Iceland. Oh, right. Jaime Munguia versus Bruno 00:46:35.929 --> 00:46:43.150 Saras. It's happening again. Nice. I'm interested 00:46:43.150 --> 00:46:46.289 to see how this plays out. I'm hopeful for Munguia. 00:46:46.849 --> 00:46:50.250 I mean, I like Munguia. I want him to win. And 00:46:50.250 --> 00:46:53.170 I don't particularly have any love for the French. 00:46:53.949 --> 00:46:57.909 But can you imagine if Saras does it again? Can 00:46:57.909 --> 00:47:02.530 you imagine? I would lose my mind, to say the 00:47:02.530 --> 00:47:08.309 least. I cannot imagine. Like, that would be 00:47:08.309 --> 00:47:15.780 fucking madness. Martin Bacoli versus Efe Ajogba. 00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:18.820 I think this was always going to happen despite 00:47:18.820 --> 00:47:23.139 the... This was already scheduled. Despite the... 00:47:23.139 --> 00:47:29.599 And the Parker loss was just... Whatever. How 00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:35.480 heavy do you think Bacoli will be? 270 to 280. 00:47:36.619 --> 00:47:39.579 Because what did he come in last time? 330? Yeah, 00:47:39.579 --> 00:47:42.739 it was like 325, I think. Or 330, you're right. 00:47:46.880 --> 00:47:52.480 I want to check now, just to be sure. Yeah, I 00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:56.900 jumped on BoxRec, but they don't put the weights. 00:47:57.480 --> 00:48:00.019 Do they put the weight? They put the opponent's 00:48:00.019 --> 00:48:03.820 weight, I think. So I have to go to Joseph Parker. 00:48:04.139 --> 00:48:12.000 Yeah, he was 310. I'm interested to see how much 00:48:12.000 --> 00:48:16.489 lower he is this time. That could be a really 00:48:16.489 --> 00:48:19.550 good fight, though. Focolia -Jagva? That might 00:48:19.550 --> 00:48:21.750 be exciting. I think that's going to be one of 00:48:21.750 --> 00:48:26.050 those don't blink because it's going to be really 00:48:26.050 --> 00:48:30.230 tense and really cagey. I don't think it's going 00:48:30.230 --> 00:48:34.989 to be fireworks. No? No. They're both going to 00:48:34.989 --> 00:48:38.070 be leery of each other's power and they're not 00:48:38.070 --> 00:48:40.789 going to want to get into exchanges too much. 00:48:41.400 --> 00:48:43.480 Which is the whole problem with heavyweight. 00:48:43.659 --> 00:48:50.320 Yeah, it's just who lands first. Boring. I think 00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:53.880 a jogba might pull it off. You think so? He's 00:48:53.880 --> 00:49:00.179 younger. How much younger is he? Because Bakoli 00:49:00.179 --> 00:49:05.500 is 33. Why do you not have your age on here? 00:49:09.699 --> 00:49:16.780 It's a secret. Yeah, no shit. That is weird. 00:49:18.099 --> 00:49:22.139 Maybe he doesn't know. He is listed as inactive. 00:49:24.780 --> 00:49:28.139 Wikipedia should have it. 31. 31. Okay, so he's 00:49:28.139 --> 00:49:31.599 not that much younger. Never mind. I'm just thinking 00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:36.019 because he has that 1 -2 pretty dialed in. People 00:49:36.019 --> 00:49:38.820 were calling him the next Deontay Wilder because 00:49:38.820 --> 00:49:42.289 of it. Yeah, they're the same height, so nobody 00:49:42.289 --> 00:49:48.690 really has a height reach advantage. Wait a second, 00:49:48.750 --> 00:49:51.329 let me check. Oh, and then Bacoli doesn't have 00:49:51.329 --> 00:49:55.510 his reach on Boxrec. God damn it, guys. What 00:49:55.510 --> 00:50:02.590 is Martin Bacoli's reach? Martin Bacoli's reach 00:50:02.590 --> 00:50:07.630 is generally listed as 77 inches. 77, that's 00:50:07.630 --> 00:50:14.050 it? However, some sources state it's 82. A job 00:50:14.050 --> 00:50:19.969 is listed as 85 on BoxRec. So that long reach 00:50:19.969 --> 00:50:28.090 might make a difference. Yeah. Thanks, Google 00:50:28.090 --> 00:50:33.010 Gemini. That's where I got those ass fucking 00:50:33.010 --> 00:50:37.250 pound -for -pound lists. They weren't that ass, 00:50:37.449 --> 00:50:40.550 but... They weren't great. They weren't great. 00:50:40.670 --> 00:50:45.849 No. No. That's it for this card. This is a much 00:50:45.849 --> 00:50:48.610 better card than I thought it was. It is really 00:50:48.610 --> 00:50:51.170 good, even if the main event is a fucking joke. 00:50:51.849 --> 00:50:54.010 There's three other really good fights on here. 00:50:54.010 --> 00:50:57.670 Munguia Saras, a lot of drama there. Bacolia 00:50:57.670 --> 00:51:03.309 Jogba. Take it for what it is, but enjoy it. 00:51:05.840 --> 00:51:08.840 I don't know who this other guy is, but body 00:51:08.840 --> 00:51:12.179 Jack always comes to swing. Like he's exciting. 00:51:13.159 --> 00:51:16.480 It's good. It's good to see the, this is the 00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:19.760 WBC cruiserweight title. So this is the one that's 00:51:19.760 --> 00:51:24.039 been kind of off to the side just because we 00:51:24.039 --> 00:51:26.760 had nothing on McKaylee and he was having like 00:51:26.760 --> 00:51:30.300 promotional disputes and body Jack was the interim. 00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:37.739 We have Opitaya and Zerdo. So it's, finally we're 00:51:37.739 --> 00:51:39.840 gonna see what this belt is about like what the 00:51:39.840 --> 00:51:42.659 title holder is about and see if they have anything 00:51:42.659 --> 00:51:48.980 to offer to the arc two uh premier cruiserweights 00:51:48.980 --> 00:51:53.500 i haven't noticed how many promotional bodies 00:51:53.500 --> 00:51:59.039 are on this either like there's top rank matchroom 00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:04.840 three lions who the fuck is three lions I don't 00:52:04.840 --> 00:52:08.400 know. Sounds like a native guy. Daniel Otter. 00:52:09.059 --> 00:52:13.239 I assume it's similar to the... What's the Canadian 00:52:13.239 --> 00:52:17.480 one? Eye of the Tiger? Yeah. I was going to say 00:52:17.480 --> 00:52:21.000 Lion for some reason. And Queensberry. And Boxer. 00:52:22.360 --> 00:52:26.300 Fucking everybody's in on this card. I wonder 00:52:26.300 --> 00:52:31.260 who their fighters are. Oh, Daniel Otter is the 00:52:31.260 --> 00:52:38.670 Three Lions Promotions guy. Okay. So. And Canelo 00:52:38.670 --> 00:52:43.809 Promotions is also on this too. Sorry, I said 00:52:43.809 --> 00:52:46.690 something I'd already said. Daniel Otter is Canadian. 00:52:47.070 --> 00:52:49.789 He is one of the Canadian ones, like Eye of the 00:52:49.789 --> 00:52:56.130 Tiger. It'll be one of those. Lower level. Yeah. 00:52:56.289 --> 00:53:00.949 Lower down the hill. I'll be nice. I was going 00:53:00.949 --> 00:53:05.920 to say. It'll be one of those biker gang promotions. 00:53:06.239 --> 00:53:11.480 Oh, shit. It's pretty much all Canada has. Biker 00:53:11.480 --> 00:53:14.659 gang promotions? Well, they're all from Quebec, 00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:18.039 and Quebec's run by... Anyways, I'll stop being 00:53:18.039 --> 00:53:22.260 terrible. Shitting on the canoodles, French canoodles? 00:53:22.659 --> 00:53:26.699 Well, Quebec and Ontario, but Quebec's the worst. 00:53:26.960 --> 00:53:29.460 Like, they have infrastructure problems because 00:53:29.460 --> 00:53:34.130 the mob. the french mob over there does the shady 00:53:34.130 --> 00:53:36.929 oh yeah my cousin can build that and then they 00:53:36.929 --> 00:53:38.989 take a bunch of the money and then a bridge collapses 00:53:38.989 --> 00:53:43.289 every 10 years that's not not great no no they 00:53:43.289 --> 00:53:46.570 had been doing better lately but i'm sure the 00:53:46.570 --> 00:53:50.170 boxing hasn't cleaned up yet anyways this re 00:53:50.170 --> 00:53:53.010 -op season one has literally everybody promoting 00:53:53.010 --> 00:53:59.449 on it you know who doesn't have everyone promoting 00:53:59.449 --> 00:54:03.369 on it Because it's only top rank. The Vegas card? 00:54:03.469 --> 00:54:07.070 The Vegas card on the 4th. Naoya Inoue versus 00:54:07.070 --> 00:54:13.070 who gives a shit. I'm sorry. Pro box guy Ramon 00:54:13.070 --> 00:54:16.510 Cardenas. I'm sure you're going to give us a 00:54:16.510 --> 00:54:20.269 fucking hell of a show, man. I'm sure he will 00:54:20.269 --> 00:54:24.590 do his best. Yeah. I will give him 10 -10 rounds 00:54:24.590 --> 00:54:28.369 every time because he's trying his hardest. Do 00:54:28.369 --> 00:54:32.869 you have a full card for this? Yeah. Because 00:54:32.869 --> 00:54:36.170 BoxRec does not. BoxRec's only got two fights 00:54:36.170 --> 00:54:42.309 listed. Yeah, it's in the doc. Did I click on 00:54:42.309 --> 00:54:44.389 the wrong thing? It looked like the doc wasn't 00:54:44.389 --> 00:54:47.949 updated. Maybe. I bet you I clicked on B -side. 00:54:49.150 --> 00:54:52.170 There we go. I had the wrong document open. I 00:54:52.170 --> 00:54:54.250 thought you just didn't have time to update it. 00:54:54.429 --> 00:54:58.440 No. I had it filled out. Yeah, sorry. My bad. 00:55:00.199 --> 00:55:05.219 Yep, there's two fights on the card that still 00:55:05.219 --> 00:55:10.159 don't have opponents. That's not good. They're 00:55:10.159 --> 00:55:14.340 down the bill. Still not good. It's a week away. 00:55:14.699 --> 00:55:22.440 True. Versus the legendary TBA. It's supposed 00:55:22.440 --> 00:55:24.900 to be a 10 -round featherweight fight, so we'll 00:55:24.900 --> 00:55:30.170 see. Art? Barrera Jr. vs. Juan Carlos Guerra. 00:55:30.550 --> 00:55:36.150 Gotta really roll that R on Guerra. Six rounds 00:55:36.150 --> 00:55:43.550 at 154. Mikito Nakano. This is the guy I was 00:55:43.550 --> 00:55:47.429 wondering if he was the Japanese prospect that's 00:55:47.429 --> 00:55:51.590 debuting this weekend, but at a 10 -round featherweight, 00:55:51.630 --> 00:55:55.730 I don't think he's debuting. He might be. Who 00:55:55.730 --> 00:55:59.909 knows? He might be one of those older ones. Could 00:55:59.909 --> 00:56:06.349 be. Give me two seconds. Sure. He is 29 and has 00:56:06.349 --> 00:56:11.909 had 12 fights, 11 wins by KO. Is he 12 -0 or...? 00:56:11.909 --> 00:56:17.869 Yeah. Cool. If this is the right guy, because 00:56:17.869 --> 00:56:21.710 they're not listed on BoxRec on this card. On 00:56:21.710 --> 00:56:26.119 the fight, no. They're not. I've looked into 00:56:26.119 --> 00:56:31.840 ways. You have to be an approved editor to be 00:56:31.840 --> 00:56:36.320 able to add fights. I'm assuming the top guy 00:56:36.320 --> 00:56:40.920 that came up is the right guy. Probably. The 00:56:40.920 --> 00:56:45.940 other fight that does not have an opponent yet, 00:56:46.139 --> 00:56:53.099 Emiliano Vargas. Eight rounds at 140. It's not 00:56:53.099 --> 00:56:57.030 going to be a good opponent. not with a week's 00:56:57.030 --> 00:57:00.210 notice not with a week's notice and you're like 00:57:00.210 --> 00:57:04.429 you're gonna put them on this platform so you're 00:57:04.429 --> 00:57:07.849 you're asking somebody go get go get embarrassed 00:57:07.849 --> 00:57:13.869 for eight rounds in front of in front of hundreds 00:57:13.869 --> 00:57:16.369 of like hundreds tens of thousands of people 00:57:16.369 --> 00:57:22.210 yeah in vegas yeah on international tv that you 00:57:22.210 --> 00:57:24.369 know millions of people are going to watch yeah 00:57:24.369 --> 00:57:26.760 like the entire country of japan is going to 00:57:26.760 --> 00:57:31.940 watch this happen to you yeah perfect that sounds 00:57:31.940 --> 00:57:34.340 like a great time sitting there like looking 00:57:34.340 --> 00:57:39.500 at me uh rohan polanco this is the welterweight 00:57:39.500 --> 00:57:42.199 guy that he's been finishing his fights pretty 00:57:42.199 --> 00:57:47.139 quickly impressive power really explosive uh 00:57:47.139 --> 00:57:52.639 dynamic athleticism look pretty good and he's 00:57:52.639 --> 00:57:57.460 fighting fabian maidana of the famous boxing 00:57:57.460 --> 00:58:01.199 Maidanas, the fighting Maidana brothers. Nice. 00:58:01.539 --> 00:58:07.820 So that's cool. Moving in, co -main, Rafael Espinoza 00:58:07.820 --> 00:58:11.360 versus Edward Vasquez, WBO featherweight title 00:58:11.360 --> 00:58:14.860 on the line here. I don't know. Espinoza should 00:58:14.860 --> 00:58:18.619 win, right? Just based on the box rank, box rec 00:58:18.619 --> 00:58:25.179 ranks, Espinoza at three, and Edward, At 70. 00:58:26.380 --> 00:58:30.340 Not expecting a whole lot. I'm going to guess. 00:58:30.739 --> 00:58:33.860 Let me check. I'm going to guess that this is 00:58:33.860 --> 00:58:40.820 a. This guy lost to Corvina. Good one. And he 00:58:40.820 --> 00:58:44.340 lost to Ford. Those are his two losses. He's 00:58:44.340 --> 00:58:49.079 number 10 in the WBO. This has to be a voluntary 00:58:49.079 --> 00:58:51.199 defense. I think that what they're wanting to 00:58:51.199 --> 00:58:53.860 do is give him a showcase, give Espinoza a showcase. 00:58:54.519 --> 00:58:56.500 Because there's going to be a lot of people watching. 00:58:57.179 --> 00:59:01.619 And I think they're trying to spin up the conversation 00:59:01.619 --> 00:59:06.480 of, ooh, shit, should Noya move up? And if he 00:59:06.480 --> 00:59:08.320 does, who's he going to fight? Well, look at 00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:12.800 how awesome Espinoza just looked. Yeah, I don't 00:59:12.800 --> 00:59:16.639 think Noya should fight Espinoza for his first 00:59:16.639 --> 00:59:19.880 fight up. That's stupid. For a first fight at 00:59:19.880 --> 00:59:24.079 126, that's a really bad idea. That's stupid. 00:59:25.219 --> 00:59:29.340 Yeah, I got my seat booked at the old man bar. 00:59:29.800 --> 00:59:33.320 They've been going crazy this week. What are 00:59:33.320 --> 00:59:40.079 they doing for all the other cards? Like the 00:59:40.079 --> 00:59:44.079 Canelo card? Yeah. They'll probably... He'll 00:59:44.079 --> 00:59:48.090 show them. But they're on in the morning, so 00:59:48.090 --> 00:59:51.949 I don't want to wake up early and ride a train 00:59:51.949 --> 00:59:55.630 to Tokyo. And I also don't think Canelo beating 00:59:55.630 --> 00:59:58.030 the shit out of Skull is worth spending the night 00:59:58.030 --> 01:00:00.809 in Tokyo. There's a lot of other good stuff on 01:00:00.809 --> 01:00:03.110 it, though. Yeah, but I can watch it at home. 01:00:03.289 --> 01:00:08.449 True. It's my only. It's the train rides and 01:00:08.449 --> 01:00:12.639 or spending the night that ruin it for me. well 01:00:12.639 --> 01:00:16.760 speaking of ruin naoya in a way undisputed super 01:00:16.760 --> 01:00:18.900 bantamweight champion is going to fucking ruin 01:00:18.900 --> 01:00:25.800 cardenas i'm sorry uh i don't make the rules 01:00:25.800 --> 01:00:29.519 it's just gonna happen it's just how it is man 01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:33.800 um i really you know it does look really shitty 01:00:33.800 --> 01:00:36.420 though yeah did you see the picture yeah he looks 01:00:36.420 --> 01:00:39.219 like a fucking alien the way he's trying to cut 01:00:39.219 --> 01:00:42.929 himself down Is it a weight cut thing, do you 01:00:42.929 --> 01:00:45.550 think? He doesn't usually look this bad. I think 01:00:45.550 --> 01:00:48.449 it's a weight cut thing. He's probably ready 01:00:48.449 --> 01:00:52.989 to move up. Part of it is he's had his hair under 01:00:52.989 --> 01:00:57.789 his hat. His cheeks have been really sunken. 01:00:58.429 --> 01:01:02.829 Yeah, you don't usually see that much of his 01:01:02.829 --> 01:01:07.480 face, though, because his hair. But I think he 01:01:07.480 --> 01:01:09.780 looks like shit. Yeah, he does. I think he looks 01:01:09.780 --> 01:01:11.820 like shit. And he's wearing light colors, which 01:01:11.820 --> 01:01:14.780 make him look worse. He always wears light colors, 01:01:14.860 --> 01:01:17.239 but it makes him look worse. I'm going to have 01:01:17.239 --> 01:01:19.019 to check. I'm going to have to watch the weigh 01:01:19.019 --> 01:01:25.880 -in. Which was today. No, it'll be Saturday. 01:01:26.679 --> 01:01:30.920 So it's tomorrow for us. So we'll see how he 01:01:30.920 --> 01:01:35.739 looks. It should be next weekend. That's what 01:01:35.739 --> 01:01:40.579 I meant. Saturday. Next Saturday. Not next week 01:01:40.579 --> 01:01:45.239 from tomorrow. I wonder if it was just him coming 01:01:45.239 --> 01:01:48.480 off the plane and stuff is part of why he looks 01:01:48.480 --> 01:01:50.920 so shit. That's a long plane ride. Oh, hell yeah. 01:01:51.219 --> 01:01:54.780 I know Inouye's not doing it the way I do it, 01:01:54.900 --> 01:01:59.840 but that's a long -ass plane ride. No, it's considered 01:01:59.840 --> 01:02:04.690 the longest flight. that you can take is LAX 01:02:04.690 --> 01:02:09.949 to Tokyo. Makes sense. That's the longest flight 01:02:09.949 --> 01:02:15.730 on Earth. I wonder if that's part of why he just 01:02:15.730 --> 01:02:18.150 looked like shit. Some people don't fly very 01:02:18.150 --> 01:02:21.090 well. And as far as I know, Inoue doesn't fly 01:02:21.090 --> 01:02:24.670 a whole bunch at all. No, because he's been fighting 01:02:24.670 --> 01:02:29.610 in Japan most of his life. Yeah. He's got a whole 01:02:29.610 --> 01:02:32.860 week. He's got a whole week to not look like 01:02:32.860 --> 01:02:37.460 shit. Still, the weight cut could be going bad. 01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:42.659 But yeah, we'll see next Saturday how they're 01:02:42.659 --> 01:02:47.960 doing. I think even in a way looking like shit 01:02:47.960 --> 01:02:52.420 beats Cardenas. Sorry, Cardenas. Is Monday a 01:02:52.420 --> 01:02:57.760 holiday next week? It is, yeah. So that's golden 01:02:57.760 --> 01:03:01.780 week. i forget which holiday there's three holidays 01:03:01.780 --> 01:03:08.059 in a row um so if you take that week off of work 01:03:08.059 --> 01:03:12.280 you only use two vacation days so like half of 01:03:12.280 --> 01:03:16.239 japan goes on vacation that week i see yeah and 01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:19.840 so one day is green day where you're supposed 01:03:19.840 --> 01:03:23.480 to go outside and see plants and the another 01:03:23.480 --> 01:03:28.400 day is sports day and i think Maybe the Emperor's 01:03:28.400 --> 01:03:33.400 birthday is in there, the Showa day. But that 01:03:33.400 --> 01:03:38.000 might be Tuesday this week. The 29th is a holiday 01:03:38.000 --> 01:03:44.639 here. So the 29th of April and then the 5th, 01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:52.719 6th, 7th, I think, of May are all holidays. Well, 01:03:52.960 --> 01:03:57.340 that's it. That's all we had on the docket. 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And for more shows like the 01:05:09.860 --> 01:05:12.599 one you just listened to, go to lvxmedia .net. 01:05:13.239 --> 01:05:20.699 Cool. That's where the outro shit goes. So, this 01:05:20.699 --> 01:05:25.519 is being released. We're heading into The Weeknd. 01:05:25.920 --> 01:05:29.019 Thrinco de Mayo is what I've been calling it. 01:05:30.539 --> 01:05:34.280 Excellent. Because there's three fucking wild 01:05:34.280 --> 01:05:39.539 cards that are coming up. Parting words. Parting 01:05:39.539 --> 01:05:44.199 words. Pace yourself. Ah, that's a good one. 01:05:44.460 --> 01:05:47.940 You don't want to drink too much tequila on Canelo 01:05:47.940 --> 01:05:53.639 night that you miss in a way. Yeah. And that 01:05:53.639 --> 01:05:57.469 one is in the middle of the day. That's not going 01:05:57.469 --> 01:06:00.670 to stop anybody. No, but it goes with the pace 01:06:00.670 --> 01:06:03.070 yourself part because if you've got other shit 01:06:03.070 --> 01:06:04.809 that you've got to do the rest of the day, it's 01:06:04.809 --> 01:06:07.210 okay to be maybe a little buzzed as you're mowing 01:06:07.210 --> 01:06:13.329 your lawn or whatever. Be careful. Drink responsibly. 01:06:14.070 --> 01:06:18.789 Make sure you hydrate. Yeah, smoke a joint instead 01:06:18.789 --> 01:06:23.530 maybe. Try that. See if that works for you. Or 01:06:23.530 --> 01:06:26.380 go foster a kitten. That's fun. That's my parting 01:06:26.380 --> 01:06:30.480 words. Help a local animal shelter. They need 01:06:30.480 --> 01:06:34.940 it. I promise you they need the help. All right. 01:06:36.199 --> 01:06:40.079 That's it for Boxing Before Dark. Does that mean 01:06:40.079 --> 01:06:42.199 the sun's going down if the episode's ending? 01:06:43.280 --> 01:06:46.980 We need like a sundown. What's the sound effect 01:06:46.980 --> 01:06:48.559 in the old western?