The B-Side in Boxing.
B-Side shit.
B-Side.
And the B-Side.
You got a B-Side.
The B-Side.
B-Side.
That B-Side thing.
This is the B-Sides Boxing Podcast.
Man. Man, man, man.
Energy come out now.
Yo, Boxing B-Sides back up in your ear balls.
If you think we're going to be talking about Naoya Inoue today,
you are...
you're going to be left wanting because that's not what we're doing right now.
We've got other things on the docket.
UFC 311 happened.
It was a little while ago.
If you want to hear more about it, go to check out the Ultimate F'ing Casuals.
It's a fun romp, even if you don't know anything about MMA.
The main on that one got changed, didn't it?
Yes.
The dude had a, they said it was like a back spasm or something.
And I don't buy it.
I think he had been injured for a while.
They just kept his name on there to keep selling tickets.
What's known in the biz is a dick move.
I think that's the scientific term.
Yes.
The co-main event was really, really fun.
There was good stuff, enjoyable stuff, entertaining, f'ing knockouts and stuff.
Nice.
Yeah, the main event, the dude that stepped in, he's a, the last time he was handed a
microphone, he talked about the decline of France and how France being a sec, having
a secular government is why they are like disgraced on the national, on the international
stage.
The guy is a f'ing weirdo.
Renato Henado Moicano is his name.
Brazilian?
Yes.
Nice.
Yeah.
Love when Brazilians talk shit about France.
He stepped in on a day's notice to fight one of the best MMA guys on earth.
A day's notice is crazy.
That is f'ing wild.
But you gotta, I guess, when an opportunity knocks.
Shoot your shot, I guess, but a day's notice is crazy.
But enough of that.
Go check out Ultimate F'ing Casuals if you want to hear more about, we're going to run
down the whole card.
Getting into some news here, did you see Turkey's tournament shit?
No, I have missed this.
Alright, so he is proposing a four person tournament.
Jaron Ennis vs. Tiofimo Lopez, Devin Haney vs. Ryan Garcia rematch, and then the winners
fight and then the losers fight.
I'd be on board for that.
Yeah.
That sounds fun.
To be honest though, I would rather just watch Tiofimo vs. Ryan.
Like those two don't end up fighting, I will be upset.
I wonder if, so you do winner winner and loser loser.
What if you do, like the loser of the winner's fight versus the winner of the loser's fight
and then the loser of the loser's fight like fucks off for whatever, like go away.
Oh, like a double knockout style.
That could be fun.
I mostly just want to see the mental health Olympics in boxing.
Oh my goodness, that's what this is.
Devin Haney dropped his lawsuit.
He didn't drop it.
He suspended it.
Oh, okay.
Well, it's a big difference though, because it is only suspended for like, I think, is
it 60 days?
Something like that, 90 days.
And then it either restarts or he drops it.
I was under the impression that the suspension, it was contingent upon Garcia going into VADA
like randomized year round testing, which like by the time their rematch comes around,
it's not going to be a full year or whatever, but being available for randomized testing.
Yeah.
I think that is the point of it is if you don't agree to that, we'll just restart the
lawsuit.
Yeah.
I think it was Provox guys, or maybe it was Chris Elgeri on that other podcast he does,
was talking about how he kind of thought that maybe this was all Haney's grand plan was
to use this lawsuit to get Garcia into the testing.
That's the whole reason the lawsuit was started.
If it's true, that's like 4D chess, but I don't know if I believe it.
Yeah.
I can see that being the case, but the way that the Haney's went about all of that makes
me think that it wasn't.
It's not a grand plan because they were being little bitches like having hissy fits.
100%.
I agree with you, but it was an interesting take on it anyways.
Yeah.
It's an interesting idea.
Spence Fundora, it's officially off.
Spence came out saying, I'll come back when I'm ready.
Little emphasis on the I'm when I'm ready.
Thanks.
Yeah.
I've been saying this forever.
Spence is broken.
Cooked.
He's gone.
Yeah.
Stick a fork in him.
I just don't want to see him anymore either.
If he does come back, he's going to be a shadow of his former self.
I don't know.
I just don't care to see Spence anymore.
I think he should retire and he's just having a very hard time admitting that to himself.
Yeah.
I know.
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Sad.
Could have been the legend.
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Fucking don't drink and drive.
Don't crash your Enzo flipping it like 10 times.
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There were many fucking things wrong.
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Kadir Albright, this is King's Promotion, this was in Philly.
Kadir Albright, the ref pulls the plug at the end of six or end of five going into six.
This Kadir Albright has an awesome nickname too.
We need to check nicknames all the time, Leo, because he is Savage C4.
That is fucking awesome.
So Philadelphia to me, I don't know why.
The savage part, I think is what makes me think it's really quintessential Philly.
Yeah, you can't just be C4, you got to make it extra.
You are the unrefined C4.
Alright, moving to another one.
In Panama, Duran Promotions, yes they are related, at the Roberto Duran Arena.
Motherfucker has a whole ass arena named after him.
Duran probably has everything ever made named after him in Panama.
Probs, yeah, I would fucking name everything the Duran or the Hands of Stone shit.
Yes.
There was only one fight that really caught my eye and that was Royman Villa.
He's back and he got a stoppage in the fourth over Alexander Duran.
I don't know if he's related to the promoter and to Roberto.
I don't recognize any of these other names.
There isn't a whole lot going on.
Last one, this one was in Santa Ines at the Chumash Casino.
Let's get the other shit out of the way.
Roxy, she goes by Right Hook Roxy.
Gets a stoppage in three over Lindsay Ellis.
Homegirl is from close to where Romeo grew up.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, so he was a little upset when she started getting her ass kicked.
Gloria Munguia, unaffiliated.
Gets a UD over Brooke.
Cibrian, that was a fun one.
Ali Akhmedov, stoppage in two over Malcolm Jones.
Been similar to the way Justice Hooney opponents tend to go.
Once they get a feel for it, yeah, they don't want to continue.
I can understand.
Yeah.
Main event, pointedly skipping over the co-main, but Omar Trinidad, he is like 360's best hope
right now and it's not very good.
Yeah, that wasn't a very impressive fight.
No, left a lot to be desired.
Over Mike Plania, this guy is 31 and 4, so he's a professional.
He has a pretty solid record.
He got done in by Angelo Leo in three rounds.
Omar Trinidad went life and death with him.
There's levels, buddy, and you're not ready for the next one.
Yeah.
He could.
He could shape up.
There is something there, but it's just not 360 needs to slow it down a little bit.
He's not young, but he's not old.
He's still got some time.
Late 20s.
Oh, shit.
He's 28.
Yikes.
Yeah.
Maybe they're stepping him up because of his age.
I would expect that's the case.
Don't have a lot of time to mess around.
I have to admit, I was at work and had that on in the background and quit paying attention
part way through.
It was not a very exciting fight.
No.
But then, like towards the end, Plania did go into survival mode.
So it's not entirely on Trinidad that it kind of sucked, but still, man, I'm going to keep
saying it.
Angelo Leo stopped him in three.
So I don't know.
I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish there.
Yeah.
Now, the main event in our hearts, Mizuki Hiuta.
This was awesome.
Amazing fight.
Seriously.
The doctor pulls the plug.
Maribel Ramirez got a nasty ass cut that was just gushing onto her face, like into her
eye.
Yeah.
It was a wild fight.
She did not quit, though.
No, fuck no.
That woman is a fucking beast.
I've seen Mary Bell.
I said this when we previewed these.
I've seen Mary Bell before, and she is always in entertaining ass fights.
She is tough as fuck.
Yeah.
I was saying, once the fight ended, I had said, she's 15, 10, and 4 going into the fight.
If those 10 losses are anything like what I just saw, this woman is a fucking beast.
She's a machine.
Yeah.
Like, she can be outboxed.
That is, there's no question, but she will not be out gutted, if you know what I mean.
But Mizuki, the fucking queen of boxing discord now?
Yeah.
I hadn't actually seen her before.
I don't think she's been televised very much.
I don't think so.
But man, the, what's the right word?
The presentation.
Like, the aura she has is just awesome.
The theatrics were fun.
Yes.
Came out to Sailor Moon theme song.
Had a super cool fashion designed boxing outfit.
Yeah.
She apparently does that with every fight.
Yeah.
Secret designer.
Yeah, I had to do some background reading after I saw her.
The bright pink hair.
I do not understand how she gets her hair that color.
It's amazing.
And then, of course, the boxing as well.
Yeah.
I mean, it's fun to have a character like that.
There are others like a, what's his name?
Chris Colbert used to do shit like that, but he's also a douchebag.
So she seems like a very sweet lady.
Well, and who's the guy with the mascot of himself?
Abraham Nova?
So cringy.
Yeah, it's so cringy.
Yeah.
But I still watch.
And he hasn't fought for a while.
But who's Blair?
Blair Cobb.
Blair the Flair.
Yes.
Me and my brother used to get excited for his fights.
Not for the fights, but just the interviews.
All the wrestling shit he does.
He cuts like straight up wrestling promotion.
It's pretty funny.
Yeah.
It's great.
I like the over the top characters when they're not just people being assholes.
But Mizuki is so cute.
And she told everybody to call her Mimi, which is adorable.
And then she came out and just fucking beat the piss out of this poor lady.
Yeah.
It was pretty bad.
It was competitive for like the first two rounds or something.
Yeah.
And then Mimi's left hand just couldn't miss.
That cut was bad.
And once she cut her, she just kept targeting it like you should.
But open Maribel up so badly.
And they kept zooming in on it.
And it was so gross.
I'm excited to watch her next fight, though.
She is getting added to my Google alerts, I think.
I need to set those up.
They're super easy to set up.
Yeah, I just never got down to doing it.
I don't know.
That was the best fight of the night.
By far.
Yeah.
By far the best fight of the week.
Yes, definitely.
But that's it for that one.
That's it for 360.
And that's it for the fucking recaps.
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Okay, into our previews.
Thursday, January 30th.
Yvonne Michelle promotion is back.
They're doing a card in Montreal.
I don't really know who these people are.
I'm guessing they're this is like a prospect or to contender sort of push.
The top two are undefeated 20 and 0 and 19 and 0.
So that's fun.
I don't recognize a single name on here.
I don't either.
Friday, January 31st.
This is in London.
So this was started about midday on the West Coast.
This is a what is it?
Matchroom next gen or whatever.
It's their prospect series.
So I don't know if they're if you like British stuff.
Discord has plenty of Brits to talk about it with.
From the first Saturday Wembley Arena.
What did you think I was talking about?
There's no look it's boxer.
So it's like not a great card.
Adam Azim for Sergey Lipinets.
It's the vacant IBO 140 title that other than that, it's not a whole lot going on.
Sergey Lipinets is fighting for a title.
A fringe title.
But yes.
In 2025.
He's crazy.
Yeah.
I like Sergey, but he's old.
It's about time to start looking at like coaching or something.
Get out of the ring yourself.
The one we've all been waiting for.
Blue versus orange or copper, I guess.
And discord David Benavides versus David Morrell.
Let me work from the bottom up.
Rowenley Hernandez versus Angel Astorga.
Ten round middles 160s.
Jesus Ramos is back baby versus Jason Rosario.
Ten round 154s.
Is Jason Rosario the banana man?
Yes.
I did not know that nickname.
I can't decide if I love it or hate it.
But they were calling him that on discord and I had to get an explanation as to why.
He's from the Dominican Republic.
Yeah, that's the explanation.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I wasn't sure if it had anything to do with like his ding dong or something.
Yeah, my childish brain could not think of any possible reason other than he has a huge
shlong and they can't just call him big dick Rosario.
But apparently it's because he's from the Dominican Republic.
So makes sense.
Yeah, I don't know how this is going to go for him.
He's been having a bit of a hard time.
He had that draw with Jarrett Hurd that I think he won.
That was a pro box a while ago.
He's got four losses all by KO, which is usually not good when the the KO start adding up.
Yeah, the one with a Jermell with the Charlo.
That's not it was weird.
He got he took a jab somewhere and he just kind of laid down and started looked like
he was I don't know, heaving or something.
I don't know.
Adding up Mirko Cuello versus Christian Olivo.
Ten round one twenty six Pitbull Cruz versus Angel Fierro.
Ten rounds at one forty.
Isaac Cruz.
I mean, Pitbull should win this one, right?
Yeah, this is like a kind of a gimme for him.
It's a respectable opponent.
I think Pitbull needs a couple.
What do you call them?
Confidence boosters.
And we'll see how he looks here because that was a pretty rough loss from with Rio.
That would hurt the confidence.
It would hurt mine.
I'd say that I can say that much.
Moving up, co-main event WBC featherweight title Brandon Figueroa was promoted and he's
fighting Steven Fulton again.
I like Figueroa.
Yeah, I'm hopeful that Fulton can put himself back together.
I don't care.
I like Steven Fulton, so there's.
Yeah, I guess there's no lose in this scenario for me because if Figueroa beats him or sorry,
if Fulton beats Figueroa, people have to admit that he wasn't watched when Inoue beat him
because I'm sick of people saying that Inoue never fights anybody who's any good.
I'm sorry.
Fulton was washed.
Well, you've seen the people on Discord.
I am so I'm like fucking flabbergasted here.
What?
I guess not washed.
Washed is the wrong word.
They're like, oh, well, Fulton was never that good to begin with.
What?
Exactly.
So I want to Figueroa to win.
But if Fulton does, maybe people will have to stop talking shit a little bit.
They're not going to stop.
Nobody ever stops.
He beat Angelo Leo clean.
That win has aged extremely well.
And he beats Figueroa in the first one is really, really close, really competitive.
But Fulton like kind of beat Figueroa at his own game.
Danny Roman.
Maybe Roman's a little overrated, I guess, but still a solid win.
I don't know what the fuck people want.
What do you want?
I don't know, man.
I don't fucking get it.
Fulton is fantastic.
That is an incredible win for Inoue.
So I don't know.
Shut the fuck up, hater, nerd, bitch people.
I turned my head and said that to the screen I have Discord on.
I said it to Discord.
Go me.
I also just like Figueroa because I don't think he does.
Not that there would be anything wrong with it if he does, but he always looks like he
has eye makeup on.
He does.
He's got like crazy eyelashes or something.
I don't know what it is.
And he's got the Superman curl.
So you have to fear for him.
And the main event, David Benavidez, the interim WBC light heavyweight champ versus David Morrell,
the WBA regular champ at light heavyweight.
I want to try because we're both on the Benavidez team in Discord.
We're both the copper color.
Yeah.
What avenues does Morrell have to win?
Like try to try to like workshop a winning strategy for him.
Well, I mean, he's got to box him, right?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Just no.
I don't think he would be like getting pinning Benavidez down and laying like throwing hands
at him because he's really strong.
So I guess.
But Benavidez just needs to land that one punch, though.
I feel like if I was fighting Benavidez, I would be more on the don't get hit side than
the pinning him down.
I've never seen Benavidez like he doesn't seem like a one hit sort of.
He's an accumulation of damage kind of stuff.
I guess.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't think Morrell wins.
I don't know, Leo.
I'm bad at this one.
Do you have a game plan for David Morrell?
Yeah, no, it's come forward and keep Benavidez on the back foot.
Benavidez on the back foot is like a garbage fighter.
Fair enough.
That's pretty much it.
I mean, these guys are bigger than I usually watch.
I don't I don't watch these guys that much.
I picked Benavidez because I've seen him more.
Like, Morrell doesn't have that many fights, does he?
No, this is his 12th or 13th.
I mean, obviously, he's he's really good, but I don't know.
I just I haven't seen him fight that much.
I know I've seen him at least once, but I think I I just think Benavidez wins.
Yeah, I don't know.
The fast hands, I think, are going to be the key for him.
I guess Morrell does have quite a few knockouts, doesn't he?
Like all of them.
Yeah, he he put one dude into a coma because he had a brain bleed.
Hmm.
Fortunately, he survived and he stopped fucking fighting.
I am looking for a very exciting fight on the going the distance.
I would bet not probably.
Yes, I would agree with that.
We need to get one of the the degenerate betters on Discord to do picks for us.
Just call them in.
Be our betting.
Oh, yeah.
Tell me which are what are the good value bets?
Yeah, yeah, because I don't do any of the side bet type stuff.
I just bet on winners and losers.
But the over unders and all that sort of stuff, I I never do that.
But there's somebody on there that does a lot of the live betting to feel like I would
lose a lot of money if I started live betting.
I I don't like gambling.
I think my biggest wager ever was 20 bucks.
I'm not losing the house when I gamble.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm not really sure what's it like.
I can't talk up David Morrell because I don't think he's going to win.
Yeah, it's tough.
I miss Drip.
He always picked the other person.
I think that Morrell has people should call in and tell us why David Morrell wins.
Yes, please do.
833 Lux Pods, tell me why Morrell wins.
Morrell has he has the ability.
Like I said, if you keep Benavides on his back foot, he's it's going to be a bad night
for him.
And Morrell has very heavy hands.
So that could be a problem.
But I don't I just I don't know.
I don't think he's going to be able to do that.
Yeah, I think Benavides is just hard to keep on the back foot.
You really have to get his respect.
And Benavides can be pretty imposing.
But Morrell is also they both have really big come forward pressure.
And that's going to be a problem.
Whoever established like you said, whoever gets the respect, that's the they're going
to be in control of the night.
Neither of these fighters go backwards.
They just don't do it because they never have to.
It's going to be a banger.
Yes, absolutely.
Who's
bigger, like physically bigger?
Morrell is six one.
And I think Benavides is about the same.
Yeah, six, two.
So they're about the same size.
Have they done any sort of standing face off things yet?
Yes.
I'm sure they have.
Ah, yeah.
They're the same height.
But Benavides looks thicker.
Do you know what I mean?
Yes.
The only difference is four inches, four inch advantage to Morrell.
Oh, that could come into play.
That's going to be a fucking problem.
Yeah.
He's going to have to use his jab and a boxer puncher instead of just a puncher.
I don't think swarming is going to work on Benavides.
I think he needs to be smarter than just like pressure only.
He's going to need to jab and keep him on the outside and gain his respect.
And I don't know.
I don't think he can do it.
Got to work the body for sure.
Yeah, Benavides does look a little soft.
I don't think he is, but he kind of looks soft with his shirt off.
Kind of getting butterflies thinking about this one.
I'm really excited.
Yeah, it's going to be good.
I am pretty excited for this one.
Discord is going to be madness.
Oh, God, it is.
Gracism.
Oh, I didn't even think about that.
I was thinking about the fun people talking about it.
But yeah, there's going to be a bunch of randoms come in.
And well, the new onboarding features are set up and it has like you read the rules,
right?
Are you sure?
Because the most important one is if you ask me for a fucking stream, I'm going to kick
your ass.
Yeah, we don't do that.
We don't do that here.
It's like, dude, just look around because I'm sure that what you want is around.
I'm sure it is because I put it there.
That is oh, February 1st is when my brother comes.
But is that February 1st for me or February 2nd?
Second.
Oh, shit, Leo, I'm going to be on an airplane.
I'll be sure to tag you with as many like conflicting headlines as possible.
Awesome.
Yeah, no, I didn't really think about this.
We're going to be flying to Sapporo.
I think when this fight is on.
Airplanes have Wi-Fi these days.
You can.
I'm sure you could get it.
Yeah, I'll figure something out.
Yeah, I can also just watch it later.
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But heading into David David Weekend, parting words, parting words.
I don't have any good ones this time.
I'm too excited about my trip to be thinking about any sort of parting words.
I'll give you some time to think.
Yeah, you go first.
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And let me end my part with another bit of life advice or life affirmations.
So Ebenezer Scrooge and Charles Dickens Christmas Carol.
But you were always a good man of business, Jacob faltered Scrooge.
Business cried the ghost, wringing its hands again.
Mankind was my business.
The common welfare was my business.
Charity, mercy, forbearance and benevolence were all my business.
The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business.
Remember that.
Yeah, you're writing down actual quotes, putting pressure on me now, Leo.
I'm going to have to start doing this too.
I thought that's what we were doing.
That was the New Year's resolutions.
I've already broken my New Year's resolution.
I totally didn't prepare for any of this.
Drink water, water, water, straight up water is good for you.
H2O is delicious.
It is.
I, not parting words, but just fun things.
I have decided to also make a little more time for video games.
And months ago, I bought Total War.
I love real time strategies, but I am shit at them.
So this one has a mix of turn based and real time and I am still shit at the real time.
But the turn base I am getting the hang of.
So I am learning Japanese history through video games.
Believe it on that.
Call the fucking number.
Tell me what you think about the date.
Which David is going to win?
Don't give me that.
David versus David.
Don't give me that.
Oh, I think David is going to win.
No, you're not original and you're not fucking funny.
That's what that's what the candy ass roll is.
What color are you making candy ass?
Because I think it should be purple.
It's a bright sort of red, pinkish red.
I think it should be purple.
Purple is a much worse color than pink.
I will have you know that purple is my favorite color.
Oh.
Ever.
God.
I'll go cry in shame with my purple stuff.
All right, we're out of here.
See you on the other side.