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Welcome everybody to another episode of Our Wives Are Friends.

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With your host Tyler and Eric, we hope you enjoy the show.

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This episode is brought to you by nobody because we still don't have any sponsors.

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Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back to another episode of Our Wives Are Friends.

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Eric, welcome back.

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Thank you.

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Good to be back.

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Good to be back.

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You missed last episode.

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I know, I'm bummed.

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I'm bummed.

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You were buying a Subaru.

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A Suvi, I'm a Suvi owner.

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We said, we said, we said, I didn't know Eric was a liberal.

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Anyway.

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I'm happy with my purchase.

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Welcome back, Eric.

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It always sucks when we miss.

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You miss one.

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You've missed a couple.

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The other times were like COVID related or whatever.

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Yeah, yeah.

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But it always sucks.

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Anyway, good to be back though.

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We got back Skyler.

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Yep, I'm back.

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Eric's back, you know.

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You're back.

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I'm going at it.

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The boys are back in town.

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The boys are back in town.

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They're back, man.

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Guess who's back?

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Back again?

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No?

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Okay.

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No?

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Fuck yourself.

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And then we have a newcomer, Steven.

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Eddie.

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Yeah, talking to the mic guy.

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No, I'm talking to the mic.

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And you want me to shorten it for you?

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You can bend it like this.

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No, I don't think this checks out.

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Here we go.

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Let me fix this for you.

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Here we go.

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There you go.

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You talk great.

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Nice.

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Nice.

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It works now.

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It's just going to go into my sternum at this point.

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Maybe we should have switched it.

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No, it's all good.

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No, it's good.

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Okay.

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You talking to it?

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You got to talk into the mic though.

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I am talking into the mic.

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This is inside the mic.

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You know, you got to put your mouth around it.

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No, don't do that.

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No.

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No.

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Don't do it.

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No, welcome on, Steven.

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Good to have you on.

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You do have a nickname though, right?

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I have many nicknames.

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Which nickname are we referring to?

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Toolbox.

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You're known as Toolbox.

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God damn it, Skylar.

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Toolbox.

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I don't work.

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That's your name.

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So we will refer to him as Toolbox.

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Okay.

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Is there a store behind that?

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He's just prepared and ready to go at all times.

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He's the most prepared guy at work you'll ever meet in your life.

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We do work with Steven.

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So that is where we know him from.

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So I thought it would be funny to have him on.

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He's an interesting guy.

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But he is going to be a new dad.

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Yeah, new dad.

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Oh, well.

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Not yet.

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Almost there.

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Still baking in the oven.

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Okay.

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But he is going to be a new dad.

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What's the estimated kind of due date range?

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July 4th.

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July 4th.

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Eric, you too?

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Another new dad thing?

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Oh, no.

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More?

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No.

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When's that happening?

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All right.

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So you're going to have time 2 and then you're going to have 3?

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Yeah, it's like he's multiplying each time.

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Yeah.

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Really trying to keep it going.

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Yeah, I'd probably cry if that happened.

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I don't know.

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I think, Tyler, I think you'd cry for me.

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I would cry for you.

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I would offer my support.

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And then I would also have to console Kelsey and do your minister your funeral when you

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hang yourself.

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When you find out you're having triple hits.

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Yeah, let's not put that burden on me.

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But no, that's pretty exciting for you, Steven.

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Yeah.

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I'm pumped.

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I'm pumped about it.

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It only hit me like two months ago.

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So at work, we keep giving him realizations, real advice of, oh, hey, by the way, I go,

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have you started putting money away for the payment for the hospital?

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He's like, what?

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I'm like, it costs money to have a baby.

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Your insurance covers part of it, but it still costs money.

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And he's like, oh, shit.

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All these, all the, you can see the wheels turning, you know, of like, oh, shit.

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I mean, you got to think of, especially when you bring the baby home, or even when you

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have your go bag for the hospital, you want to make sure that the car seat is installed

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in the car.

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I mean, properly, properly, because you're not going to have time once they bring you

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down to release you to install the car seat then.

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You want the car seat to already be installed in the car.

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So it's just like all this, you can see the wheels turn in where he's like starting to

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see and realize like, oh fuck, like he's just digging.

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Oh yeah.

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Got the shovel out and just digging.

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Well, let me put it this way.

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Do you have any baby experience at all?

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Any kids in the family?

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I've even been yourself.

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I'm the oldest of what year were you born?

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1999.

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Okay.

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I was like doomsday prepping for Y2J then.

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Y2J?

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Did you say Y2J?

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Y2K, yeah.

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Y2J is definitely a wrestling thing.

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Y2K.

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Yeah, we were prepping for Y2K.

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We were buying cases of water and yeah, it was going to be the end of the world.

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Was it really that bad?

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Yeah, dude.

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People were freaked out.

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They thought that 2000, that just all the computers stopped working.

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They didn't know what the computers were going to do because of the date.

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There's a, so the date in the computer is a two digit, right?

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Yeah.

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So, they didn't know once they hit 99 what the computer was going to do when it reset.

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So, it wasn't going to wipe.

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Like, everyone was just, it was just funny.

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Looking back at it now, it's like, okay, it just went back to zero.

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You guys made it sound like the entire world was going to explode once it started.

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That's what they thought.

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Some people took it to the extreme.

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So when that originally happened, me and another coworker were actually talking about it at

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work and Steven looked at us with a very odd expression and he actually just thought we

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were making up shit.

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Yeah, he didn't realize, he thought we were making up his Y2K.

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Fucking around.

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He's like, what are you guys talking about?

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That was a real thing.

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Yeah, I thought you guys were trying to pull the whole over, man.

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No, no.

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I thought the world was just going to end.

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It was a thing.

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Technology was going to betray us.

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Tyler definitely still believes that.

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Yep, I still do that.

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With all the AI stuff that's coming out right now.

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That's why I want to upgrade my laptop at work.

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2014, baby.

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I thought you said it was 2007.

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Well, maybe.

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Your laptop's oldest.

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Yeah, shit.

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2014, 2007.

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Kind of the same thing.

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The same thing, yeah.

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No jumps.

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No jumps in technology between them.

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Anyway, we'll be talking about something and Steven will try and go, what?

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Or I don't know what you guys are talking about or like, yeah.

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It just cracks us up sometimes because we're just like, oh yeah, you were born in 1999.

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Oh yeah, I missed out on some good times.

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You did miss out on a good time.

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I know.

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But I have.

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You missed out on dial up porn.

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What's wrong with you?

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Dial up internet and it's slowly coming in.

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So I remember getting the AOL disks in the mail and it would add like, so you got like

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2000 minutes free.

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You know what I mean?

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So you put it in and load it up.

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And then, but you couldn't also have anybody on the phone in the house at the same time

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you're trying to get on the internet.

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Get off the phone.

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Get off the phone.

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I'm trying to download porn.

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No, the good one is not even get off the phone.

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You like secretly going unplug all the phones.

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Yeah.

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And then you just keep yours plugged in.

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Or a dial.

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Everyone's like, dude, there's no dial tone on the phone.

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Yeah.

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Hey, getting on AOL and then joining a chat room and be like, oh my God.

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You've got mail.

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Yeah.

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I remember that.

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It would take like 10 minutes to just connect to the internet.

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I mean, we're all rocking what Windows 98, Windows 95.

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That first computer that I had was a desktop that was Windows 95.

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And I played solitaire and solitaire.

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You know, and mind sweeper.

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Mind sweeper.

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I was like, I thought it was the coolest thing that I was like on a computer and I was just

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playing fucking mind sweep.

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And it's so funny.

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Like mind sweeper.

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I didn't get how to play that till later.

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So when I was like that age, it was just completely random.

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Like, yeah, good times.

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It's even do you know what mine sweepers is similar to snake?

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Oh, no, no, no, it is not.

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Oh, dear God, me now you're making me feel out of place.

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This should be the complete opposite for you.

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You guys are like living.

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Well, you're not living fossils compared to what I'm doing.

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Are you fucking serious?

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Living fossils.

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We're not that old.

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We're only in our early 30s.

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This guy definitely is.

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We're all this.

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We all went to high school.

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We're all the same age.

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We're all the same age.

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Partially used.

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I guess I just look.

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No, no.

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High mileage.

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I guess I just look worse.

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You're high mileage?

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No, he's high mileage.

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Oh, what's the context?

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What qualifies as high mileage?

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That's not me.

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It's me.

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I'm high mileage.

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How are you high mileage?

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I don't know.

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Explain.

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Because you have a high school kid?

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A high school kid?

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Oh, I do have one high school kid.

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Yeah.

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00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:05,740
But that doesn't make you high mileage.

274
00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:06,740
We all are the same age.

275
00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:07,740
Yeah.

276
00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:09,740
We all went to high school together, graduated together.

277
00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:13,740
Eric's actually going to have more kids than me pretty soon.

278
00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:14,740
It's a possibility.

279
00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:15,740
When he has those triplets.

280
00:09:15,740 --> 00:09:16,740
Yeah.

281
00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:17,740
The possibility.

282
00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:18,740
It's going to be a solid Brady Bunch.

283
00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:19,740
It's going to be a solid Brady Bunch.

284
00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:21,740
Don't speak that life into this world.

285
00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:22,740
No, Skyler.

286
00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:23,740
Brady Bunch.

287
00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:24,740
He's going to have another one.

288
00:09:24,740 --> 00:09:26,740
He's going to have one graduating high school and then have one.

289
00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:27,740
Oh.

290
00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:29,740
And then have to go through it all over again.

291
00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:30,740
You're bastard.

292
00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:31,740
Yeah, that's happening.

293
00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:32,740
What do you think about that, Skyler?

294
00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,740
I don't like that.

295
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,740
That's happening.

296
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,740
And then he's going to have to start over.

297
00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:36,740
Like my parents did.

298
00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:38,740
I'll all start over, but it won't have a family in it.

299
00:09:38,740 --> 00:09:39,740
Dude, check this out.

300
00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:40,740
So when we were...

301
00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:41,740
Go somewhere else.

302
00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:44,740
You want a crazy realization?

303
00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:45,740
Let's see it.

304
00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:46,740
When we were all...

305
00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:52,740
So my sister, when we were all in high school, like seniors, we're going in our senior year.

306
00:09:52,740 --> 00:09:53,740
Not this one.

307
00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:54,740
This one gets me every time.

308
00:09:54,740 --> 00:09:57,740
My mom and dad had my sister, right?

309
00:09:57,740 --> 00:10:01,740
So we were 16, 17 years older than my sister.

310
00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:07,740
She is now the age and in the school, in high school, the age we were when she was born.

311
00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:12,740
She's going to be a senior next year.

312
00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:13,740
That's fucked up.

313
00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:14,740
We're as fucked up.

314
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,740
Talk about fucking old, right?

315
00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:17,740
Yeah, it is.

316
00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:18,740
We're 16.

317
00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:19,740
I don't like it.

318
00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:22,740
I went to a Powerpuff game on Thursday night.

319
00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:23,740
Yeah, well, we'll put it this way.

320
00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:26,740
There's people we went to high school with that were pregnant in high school and their

321
00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:28,740
kids are like graduating right now.

322
00:10:28,740 --> 00:10:29,740
Dude.

323
00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:30,740
Yeah, that's weird too, right?

324
00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:31,740
I'm like, I just started.

325
00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:35,740
Like, I remember when you're in class with me.

326
00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:36,740
Yeah, dude.

327
00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:37,740
How weird is that?

328
00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:42,740
Like some of those that had like kids like in high school, right after high school, and

329
00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:47,740
they're all, you know, 15, 16 or graduating, holding off to graduate high school.

330
00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:48,740
Their kids are.

331
00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:51,740
So he's close, but he's not quite that.

332
00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:53,740
No, no, my couple year buffer.

333
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,740
My first came at 22.

334
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:56,740
So.

335
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:57,740
Oh, damn.

336
00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,740
The first first friend to have a kid out of all of our guys.

337
00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,740
You look so drained.

338
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:03,740
Oh, yeah.

339
00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:05,740
That's how it was.

340
00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:06,740
Yeah.

341
00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:10,740
The plan was to have them at 30, which I don't know what I was thinking.

342
00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:11,740
I couldn't if I could.

343
00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:13,740
I know, I know you are.

344
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,740
You're mine when I was 30.

345
00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:16,740
Good luck catching up.

346
00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:17,740
How old were you, Eric?

347
00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:18,740
Yeah, that's 30.

348
00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:19,740
Yeah.

349
00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:20,740
Yeah.

350
00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:21,740
It's going to wear on you guys.

351
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:22,740
I'm good.

352
00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:23,740
It's so far so good.

353
00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,740
So far so good.

354
00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:26,740
I'm good.

355
00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:27,740
I'm great.

356
00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:31,740
But you guys don't have a single one past five yet, right?

357
00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:33,740
Oh, oh, yeah, man.

358
00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:34,740
Your guys are kids coming.

359
00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:36,740
Why are you wishing upon this?

360
00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,740
All of his are now walking.

361
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,740
So he's chasing three at the same time.

362
00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:41,740
That might be worse.

363
00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:42,740
It's fun though.

364
00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:43,740
It's cool.

365
00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:44,740
It's fun for us.

366
00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:45,740
Turn loose outside.

367
00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:46,740
Let him go.

368
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:47,740
Yeah, you know what?

369
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:48,740
That's good.

370
00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:49,740
Keep doing that to him.

371
00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:52,740
According to Steven, Eric just got the new Walker.

372
00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:53,740
Just got the tennis balls put on.

373
00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:54,740
Oh, tennis balls.

374
00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:55,740
Oh, tennis balls.

375
00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:57,740
Put on the Walker on the legs.

376
00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:58,740
Chasing his kids around.

377
00:11:58,740 --> 00:11:59,740
It's great.

378
00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:00,740
Yeah.

379
00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:01,740
Chess balls.

380
00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:02,740
Awesome.

381
00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:03,740
Chest balls.

382
00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:04,740
You said test balls.

383
00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:06,740
I said tennis balls.

384
00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:09,740
Slight slip of tongue.

385
00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:11,740
Yeah, that one.

386
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:12,740
Okay.

387
00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:13,740
Light.

388
00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:17,740
A light or slight slight slight.

389
00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:18,740
Okay.

390
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:25,340
But one thing, Steven, I'll give you a heads up on is, you know, the whole hospital time

391
00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,340
goes by fast.

392
00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:27,340
And then they're like, okay, here you go.

393
00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,740
And you're like, cool.

394
00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:29,740
Okay.

395
00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:33,620
I do know because you go from the realization of you have doctors there.

396
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,620
You have nurses.

397
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,620
Yeah.

398
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:36,620
People helping you.

399
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:37,620
Yeah.

400
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,580
And then they just go, all right, you can go home now when you're like, you're holding

401
00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,540
your kid going, but you're meant, you have to leave.

402
00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:43,540
Yeah.

403
00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:46,500
You're just, you're just sending me home with this thing.

404
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,820
What do you mean?

405
00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:52,540
That's the feeling you're dude, you're going to have that feeling of like, okay, so I can

406
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,040
just leave with it.

407
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,980
You know, it's kind of like, how do you explain that?

408
00:12:56,980 --> 00:13:00,660
Essentially, this is the way I look at it is the doctors and nurses kind of coach you

409
00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:03,100
along during your 48 hours stay.

410
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,100
Yeah.

411
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,220
And then they're kind of like, all right, see you later.

412
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,220
Yeah.

413
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,780
It's just like, like releasing you with it with your kid and you're just like, oh, I

414
00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:13,620
just can take this now.

415
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,060
That sucks for you because you can get the experience.

416
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,220
I didn't experience any of that.

417
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,220
No, no, no, no.

418
00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:23,740
Well, given my situation, you still got a little bit and then you guys are going to

419
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:28,220
have an hope you guys enjoyed doing the new podcast with Juan Valdez.

420
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:30,540
I will not be here.

421
00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:32,220
I will be in a different country.

422
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,220
Yeah.

423
00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:34,220
Yeah.

424
00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:37,060
I'll be very tan in a different country.

425
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,580
Does Michelle listen to the podcast?

426
00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:39,580
Yeah, sometimes.

427
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:40,580
Okay.

428
00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:41,580
Hey, Michelle.

429
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:42,580
I already told her.

430
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:43,580
Oh, no.

431
00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:44,580
We've discussed this.

432
00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,580
We've discussed this.

433
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:46,580
We need to have the girls all back on.

434
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:47,580
Yeah.

435
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,080
I think we have that plan maybe later this year.

436
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,080
Yeah.

437
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,080
I know Danielle keeps asking.

438
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,580
She's like, someone's in the next girls podcast.

439
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:56,900
I'm like, I kind of just want to have them three just do their own podcast.

440
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:57,900
They can run it.

441
00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:01,180
We won't even, maybe we could be here to kind of help with this stuff.

442
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,180
No, it'd be fun.

443
00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,540
We'd probably actually get a sponsor.

444
00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:04,540
Yeah.

445
00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:05,940
What if they got sponsorship before?

446
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:06,940
Just them.

447
00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:07,940
That would like hurt my ego.

448
00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:12,940
I think just off their one episode where they came in and had like the girls and three

449
00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:13,940
some episodes.

450
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,940
Turn the podcast into our husbands or douches.

451
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:16,940
That's a girl.

452
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:17,940
That's a girl.

453
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:18,940
The girls and three some.

454
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:19,940
Right in that day.

455
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:20,940
Stephen, you look confused.

456
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:21,940
Stephen.

457
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:22,940
So we didn't get to this part.

458
00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:23,940
So you didn't tell us.

459
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:24,940
Yeah.

460
00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:30,940
I mean, you know, they know now that you work with me and Tyler.

461
00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:33,940
What do you have anything that was before just some street hobo?

462
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:34,940
Maybe, maybe.

463
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:35,940
See, they're going straight to that.

464
00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:39,580
No, I'm going to say, what would you like to, you want to tell them about yourself a

465
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:40,580
little bit?

466
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,580
What you got going on?

467
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,580
Yeah.

468
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,580
Now that we're 15 minutes in, we're 15 minutes in.

469
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:50,060
Give us the tall tales of Stephen.

470
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,060
Give us the short.

471
00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:52,060
Give us the short version.

472
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:53,060
The short version?

473
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,060
Oh, really?

474
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,460
So you're hinting at the fact that I'm literally almost a midget.

475
00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:00,780
Stephen, what's your actual height?

476
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:04,340
I want to say five foot three, but I feel like I'd be pulling a Kevin Hart and it would

477
00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:05,340
just keep.

478
00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:07,540
I feel like you should show us your license.

479
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,540
All right.

480
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:09,540
No, I'm just kidding.

481
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:10,540
I don't really need it, Stephen.

482
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:11,540
Are you sure?

483
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:12,540
Are you sure?

484
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:13,540
We need to make sure you're old enough to be 18 to be on this spot again.

485
00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:16,540
You are a uniquely short man.

486
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,020
You're a uniquely short man.

487
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,020
All right.

488
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,020
How old are you?

489
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,660
I know you're born in 1999, but.

490
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:22,660
I'm 24.

491
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,900
In case people can't do math.

492
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,460
In case you can't do math.

493
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:26,460
24.

494
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,460
24.

495
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,060
I remember when you turned 21.

496
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:34,700
I know it's strange because Daniel had brought that up the other day and I was like, Daniel

497
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,060
is someone else we work with.

498
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,060
Yes.

499
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:39,460
He's just not throwing names out there like you're supposed to know.

500
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,020
I'm talking to an audience, Stephen.

501
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,380
Nobody knows who Daniel is.

502
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:44,380
I'm sorry.

503
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,380
Okay.

504
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:46,900
So Daniel is somebody that we work with.

505
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:51,940
I've known him for a little bit, but Daniel had brought it up to me recently that he's

506
00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:54,060
like, oh yeah, I remember when you turned 21 here.

507
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,740
I was like, it hasn't been that long.

508
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:56,740
It has.

509
00:15:56,740 --> 00:16:00,180
Even when you turned 21, what was the first thing you did when you turned 21?

510
00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:01,500
Did you go get like a bunch of booze?

511
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,500
You go buy a booze?

512
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,500
What happened?

513
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:08,820
Well, by the time he turned 21, he couldn't even have.

514
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,500
That was when he could buy cigarettes too.

515
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,500
Oh yeah.

516
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,500
It was all at the window from there, dude.

517
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,820
Because they've already changed the law by that.

518
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:19,540
What did you do at this 21 year old age, Stephen?

519
00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:20,540
I can say.

520
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:21,540
Prostitutes.

521
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:25,900
I went to the convenience store, picked a pack of beer, finished that, went to pick up

522
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,900
another pack of beer.

523
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:27,900
How was that feeling?

524
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,300
How was that feeling when you did that?

525
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,180
Pretty nervous because I thought you were like 12.

526
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:35,580
Well, the funny thing is, they thought you were playing hide and hay, Mr.

527
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,860
They thought I did it first, but the first one that I actually went to to go and buy

528
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:46,540
beer, and this is specifically in oiled bill where it was, he actually would not accept

529
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:47,540
my ID.

530
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,860
You thought it was a fake ID?

531
00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:49,860
No.

532
00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:52,820
I mean, like he said that it has to be the day after I turned 21.

533
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:53,820
And I was like, what?

534
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:54,820
Well, that's kind of weird.

535
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:56,180
There's no way.

536
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,500
And he refused from that moment to actually sell me.

537
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,580
Tell that dude to fuck off because they probably have like crackheads and meth.

538
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:05,420
Have you went back since and told that man to fuck off?

539
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:06,420
I have not.

540
00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:08,940
I'm afraid that he'll actually drug me and steal my kidneys.

541
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:09,940
He's a liar.

542
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:10,940
Oh, God.

543
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:11,940
Really?

544
00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:12,940
Yeah.

545
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:14,660
Well, first off, you probably shouldn't be buying beer from someone that you would

546
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,660
assume.

547
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:19,980
Dude, that was the most, like out of all the gas stations I could have chosen, that was

548
00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:22,420
probably the most ghetto one I could have gone to.

549
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,700
And my dad insisted that I go to that one.

550
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:28,300
It's ironic that the most ghetto one would be the most insistent on coming back the

551
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:32,460
next day like, like, oh, let me I need to see your birth certificate to see what time

552
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:35,940
you were born to see if it's actually a full 21 years.

553
00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:40,100
Well, I mean, they did want he did say they might still as kidney.

554
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,620
So they might want his blood type too.

555
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:44,420
So yeah, dude, they want everything.

556
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:50,060
So Tony and Stephen went to a sketchy liquor store slash gas station, tried to buy booze.

557
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:51,060
You were denied.

558
00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,060
Where did you go after this?

559
00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:56,660
I went to the Chevron on the street, which the older lady behind the counter was actually

560
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,660
very helpful.

561
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,820
She how helpful was her?

562
00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:00,820
Really?

563
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:05,340
She actually went into detail like which beers might be better to start out with.

564
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,540
She's like, oh, there you go.

565
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:07,540
Good.

566
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:08,820
Did she offer you smear it off?

567
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:13,180
No, actually, she told me smeared off was for peggers and weirdos.

568
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,180
I was like, oh, dear.

569
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,180
Good to know.

570
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,020
Because that's how the bottle boon's farm right here.

571
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:20,020
You say peggers and weird.

572
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:22,620
I mean, that's that did start out for sure on smear.

573
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,860
No, that's a damn sure.

574
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:24,860
Eric, you.

575
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:25,860
What about me?

576
00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:28,420
The more flavorful drinks at the time?

577
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:29,420
At what time?

578
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:30,660
At one, you know, younger times, Eric.

579
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,660
Yeah.

580
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,580
Oh, when I started off, were you icing yourself?

581
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,580
But you didn't know it at the time?

582
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,580
No, we were younger.

583
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:36,980
I never really went down that.

584
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,660
I just went down that path.

585
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:42,140
I started on a good old Keystones, I think, or I don't know.

586
00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,780
I probably started on something else, but that's a Keystone guy.

587
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:46,780
Tell you, you know, Smirnoff.

588
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:50,020
I know, like, yeah, like first, like when you first started drinking, like, were you

589
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:53,220
like, oh, man, beers are kind of teasing like shit or like were you like instant like Smirnoff?

590
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,220
I was Smirnoff.

591
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,220
I did Smirnoff for a while.

592
00:18:55,220 --> 00:19:02,020
Well, so you got to remember, like being, you know, 21 when we were in high school.

593
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,020
Yeah.

594
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:07,100
And able to legally go by all while we were in high school.

595
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,100
Yeah.

596
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:11,420
No, it was kind of like whatever we could get our hands on, right?

597
00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:12,420
Usually.

598
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,100
It was usually smirnoff and things like beer.

599
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,500
I'd drink beer if we had beer.

600
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,500
I'll be honest.

601
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,620
I think it was usually like, I'm gonna be honest.

602
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,700
It was I think it was Natty Ice, Corona and Smirnoff.

603
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,300
It's usually Natty or Keystone.

604
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,580
Yeah, a lot of that.

605
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,220
And then if you had something outside of that, like a cool, if someone brought Coors

606
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:28,500
Light, that was like, that was like luxury beer.

607
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,500
It was luxury at the time.

608
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,500
Yeah.

609
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,500
I don't know about you guys, but the Bush Light.

610
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,500
I remember Bush Light.

611
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,500
Yeah.

612
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,260
That they have right now makes me want to drink Bush Light.

613
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,260
Hmm.

614
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,980
The commercials are great.

615
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,300
And then when he opens the can, it goes Bush.

616
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,300
Like instead of.

617
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:55,900
But I don't, it's like a dude out in the wilderness and he's like, it's kind of like, like the

618
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:58,180
most manliest man in the world type of thing.

619
00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:00,700
They're going for, but it's just kind of funny.

620
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,220
Like it just makes me want to have a Bush, it makes me want to go down and buy a case

621
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:05,220
of Bush beer.

622
00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:06,220
I don't know why.

623
00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:09,580
So, so Stephen, what did you end up buying from this?

624
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:10,580
This woman?

625
00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:11,580
I bought Miller Light.

626
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:13,140
What was your first Miller Light?

627
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:14,700
What's your first beer you bought?

628
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,700
I know.

629
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:19,300
What was your first alcoholic beverage you ever had?

630
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,300
vodka.

631
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,300
And how old were you?

632
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,300
I was 21 years old.

633
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,300
You were what?

634
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,300
I was 15 years old.

635
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,300
15.

636
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,300
All right, I'm going to call 911.

637
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,300
Hold on there.

638
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,800
I'm writing this down.

639
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,100
Stephen was 15 when he had his first tasting vodka.

640
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,100
So you did that.

641
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,100
Okay.

642
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,100
So let's let's let's revert a little bit.

643
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,100
Okay.

644
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,900
Cause maybe, maybe, you know, you turned 21, you did all that.

645
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,940
Did you, did you hit that bar scene?

646
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,300
Did you have a good time?

647
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,660
You did all that 21.

648
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:45,660
Yeah.

649
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:46,660
That's very interesting.

650
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:49,260
I definitely felt out of place in some of them.

651
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:52,260
I actually mistakenly went to the Mint.

652
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:53,700
My first time.

653
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:54,700
You went to the Mint.

654
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:55,700
That was a mistake.

655
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:56,700
Okay.

656
00:20:56,700 --> 00:21:02,060
So if you're not familiar with that bar in our town, that is a buy bar.

657
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,900
So they have it's now it's by now.

658
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:05,900
Oh, it's been by.

659
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:06,900
Oh, no, it was.

660
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,380
I don't know what the fuck it is.

661
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:09,380
It was not when I went.

662
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:10,380
Definitely tell you that.

663
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:12,380
I have been there.

664
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,380
Hey, it's been by because I've been there too.

665
00:21:14,380 --> 00:21:15,380
It's fine.

666
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:17,620
The only reason to say it's a buy bar is because you've gone.

667
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,540
You're like, yeah, it's not a school.

668
00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:20,540
It's both.

669
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:21,940
No, but no, it was that back in the times.

670
00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:22,940
I wait.

671
00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,260
It's a gay bar.

672
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:26,300
You did that back then.

673
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,380
No, Casa Blanca is a gay bar.

674
00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:29,380
Whoa.

675
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:31,300
I can attest to you that it might not.

676
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,300
Now that's the one next.

677
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,260
We just talked about the ice house in the last episode.

678
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,260
Even there.

679
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,260
It's over there.

680
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:38,380
They host things there now.

681
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,380
Like what?

682
00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:40,380
Events.

683
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:41,380
What kind of events?

684
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:43,380
You speak like you've been to something recently, Tyler.

685
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:44,380
No.

686
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,380
I think that actually I think that.

687
00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:46,380
I'm not judging.

688
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,380
The last company party I went to.

689
00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:51,060
The last company party I went to was.

690
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,380
I'm just wondering if this is like.

691
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:53,380
Maybe it was.

692
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:56,380
Michelle doesn't know and this is I'm trying to prevent you from.

693
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:57,380
Oh, yeah.

694
00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:58,380
Coming out on the podcast.

695
00:21:58,380 --> 00:21:59,380
No, it's fine.

696
00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:00,380
Okay.

697
00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:01,380
Holes are all open, pal.

698
00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:02,380
It's fine.

699
00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:03,380
Whoa.

700
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:04,380
We're good here.

701
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,380
You do you, man.

702
00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:06,380
I don't know.

703
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:07,380
I don't want to know.

704
00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:08,380
What if we could?

705
00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:09,380
No, I'm not judging.

706
00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:10,380
You do you, man.

707
00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:11,380
Eric understood.

708
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:12,380
Eric understood.

709
00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:13,380
I got it.

710
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:14,380
Eric caught it late.

711
00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:15,380
He caught it late.

712
00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:16,380
Very late than never.

713
00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:17,380
Tyler didn't.

714
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,380
It was right by him.

715
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,380
I'm just more found.

716
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,380
I'm trying to move past.

717
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:22,380
Okay.

718
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:24,380
So, Stephen, you went to you went to the Mint.

719
00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:27,380
How was your time there?

720
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:32,380
It was all great and dandy until I realized that the guy I was trying to like.

721
00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:34,380
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

722
00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:35,380
Who are we on?

723
00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:36,380
Wait, wait, wait.

724
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:37,380
Hold on.

725
00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:38,380
Okay.

726
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:39,380
Got up in that guy.

727
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:41,380
No, I went to go get drinks.

728
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,380
Just to kind of like experience how it was.

729
00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:45,380
He bought a guy drinks.

730
00:22:45,380 --> 00:22:46,380
Okay.

731
00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:47,380
No.

732
00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:49,380
Listen, it started out at me just being there.

733
00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:51,380
And then all of a sudden the guy came up and just being friendly.

734
00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:52,380
I was like, okay, cool.

735
00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:53,380
I knew nothing about this.

736
00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:54,380
I was like, all right.

737
00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:58,100
So we're just going to use him for drinks like pretend you were like into him just so he'd

738
00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,100
buy you alcohol.

739
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,380
No, I didn't know anything about this bar.

740
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,380
I'm trying to tell you.

741
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,380
Did you touch tips?

742
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:03,380
No, but it almost.

743
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:06,380
Did he take you to the bathroom and show you where the glory hole is?

744
00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:09,380
No, but it was all fine.

745
00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:11,380
I was just jealous because he hasn't been to the mint.

746
00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:13,380
Well, I've been there, but I was never hit on.

747
00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:14,380
So I'm just jealous.

748
00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:16,380
I'm pretty sure they'd hit on Tyler.

749
00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:17,380
I've been.

750
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:18,380
Did they beat you up?

751
00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:20,380
Oh, I bet they would beat him up.

752
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:22,380
No, I mean, eat him up.

753
00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:25,380
Oh my God, Stephen, what are you saying?

754
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:28,380
I've definitely been hit on by men.

755
00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:33,380
He said they'd eat you up, man.

756
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:36,380
So, OK, the bar scene turned 21.

757
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:37,380
You can go to bars.

758
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:38,380
Yeah, whatever.

759
00:23:38,380 --> 00:23:42,380
Did you ever take any women home?

760
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:46,380
Did you ever like meet any women and take them home?

761
00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:49,380
Is this going to get you in trouble?

762
00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:52,380
Is your is your significant other going to listen to this?

763
00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:56,380
I'm not sure, but there have been times where I bring up something.

764
00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:57,380
She's like, oh, that happened.

765
00:23:57,380 --> 00:23:59,380
She's like, you've never told me that.

766
00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:06,380
Well, this is that time where all she needs to do is say, honey, go on Spotify, go on

767
00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:08,380
Apple, go on everywhere.

768
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,380
Podcasts are available.

769
00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,380
Listen to this episode.

770
00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:13,380
You're going to learn a lot about me.

771
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:14,380
Let's open up, Stephen.

772
00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:15,380
We're here for you.

773
00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:16,380
You ever take.

774
00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:22,380
Did you ever take women home while you were this is the Stephen therapist podcast?

775
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:26,380
No, brought to you by nobody brought to you by nobody because we still don't have any

776
00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:31,380
sponsors. And I have it's definitely a very weird experience.

777
00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:34,380
I told him I don't like that word therapist.

778
00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:35,380
Sorry to budget.

779
00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:37,380
If you break it apart, it's the rapist.

780
00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:38,380
Whoa.

781
00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:39,380
Wow.

782
00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:40,380
All right.

783
00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:41,380
I don't like that word.

784
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,380
Stephen, rush that out.

785
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:43,380
Rush that out of here.

786
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:44,380
Come on.

787
00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:46,380
I don't think that's going to leave my mind, you know, whatever.

788
00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:47,380
Think about it.

789
00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:48,380
We have we have this.

790
00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:49,380
We have this therapist.

791
00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:51,380
We have this lady.

792
00:24:51,380 --> 00:24:52,380
Let's go.

793
00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:54,380
So I've told you about this one.

794
00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:57,380
This is the one that actually made me stop going to bars for a little while.

795
00:24:57,380 --> 00:25:00,380
This is actually the torpedo story that I told you the other day.

796
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:01,380
Okay.

797
00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:03,380
Tell our listeners a torpedo story.

798
00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:08,380
So I started out at a tiki bar that I had been recently told by a colleague of mine,

799
00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:11,380
Nick, we'd worked for you don't go to details.

800
00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:15,380
How long you work for Nick from now on when you work with me and tell her, can you call

801
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,380
us colleagues?

802
00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:17,380
Yeah, I like that.

803
00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:18,380
That's pretty good.

804
00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:20,380
No, I'm not going to be that professional.

805
00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:21,380
But no, I know the TQ.

806
00:25:21,380 --> 00:25:23,380
I know this Tiki bar.

807
00:25:23,380 --> 00:25:24,380
It's a San Francisco.

808
00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:28,380
Oh, no, no, no, no, I thought you were talking about the one in our 10.

809
00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:30,380
So that's not so that's why you went to the men.

810
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:32,380
Okay, never mind the wall.

811
00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:33,380
Hold on.

812
00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:35,380
From the mint San Francisco.

813
00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:37,380
I said, did you have to take any women home?

814
00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:38,380
Hold on.

815
00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:39,380
You go.

816
00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:42,380
I never we never finished a story about the mint though.

817
00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:44,380
You want to go back to the man?

818
00:25:44,380 --> 00:25:45,380
Where are we going?

819
00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:49,380
I was all fine and dandy until I was brought back a vodka and it was kind of fizzing.

820
00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:50,380
I was like, is this a salt?

821
00:25:50,380 --> 00:25:51,380
What is this?

822
00:25:51,380 --> 00:25:55,380
I was like, at that moment, I clearly registered in my head.

823
00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:58,380
Even though I was like five beers deep, I was like, oh, wait a minute.

824
00:25:58,380 --> 00:26:00,380
I was like, that might not be a salt.

825
00:26:00,380 --> 00:26:01,380
Sir.

826
00:26:01,380 --> 00:26:02,380
What is this?

827
00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:03,380
That guy was trying to drug you into.

828
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:04,380
Oh, dude, totally.

829
00:26:04,380 --> 00:26:07,380
My my anus was about to be blown apart.

830
00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:08,380
Oh my God.

831
00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:09,380
Damn.

832
00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:10,380
Wow.

833
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:13,380
He saw your small stature and said that's a twink right there.

834
00:26:13,380 --> 00:26:14,380
If I've ever seen one.

835
00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:15,380
Yeah.

836
00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:16,380
He's going to be like that.

837
00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:17,380
Pick you up like like.

838
00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:21,380
He can't even finish a sentence.

839
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,380
Oh no.

840
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:25,380
Finish this gallery.

841
00:26:25,380 --> 00:26:26,380
Come on.

842
00:26:26,380 --> 00:26:27,380
Yes, guy.

843
00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:30,380
He'd pick you up like you're carrying on on a flight, man.

844
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,380
That'd be easy.

845
00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:33,380
That sounds like you're relating up to a mortal combat.

846
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:36,380
I was trying, but it hit me.

847
00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:44,380
I feel like Eric, if I'm not mistaken, what he actually said wasn't what he was going

848
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:45,380
to say.

849
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:47,380
I feel like he took that time.

850
00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:48,380
Yeah.

851
00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:49,380
I'm laughing to think of another way to approach it.

852
00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:50,380
He toned it down.

853
00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:51,380
He toned it down.

854
00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,380
I had.

855
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:53,380
I had.

856
00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:54,380
We don't have any sponsors.

857
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:55,380
We don't have sponsors.

858
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:56,380
We don't have sponsors.

859
00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:57,380
You're correct.

860
00:26:57,380 --> 00:27:00,380
Oh, no, actually, Eric, per last podcast, we might get Steven Seagold.

861
00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:02,380
Yeah, I think we're going to we're going to reach out to Steven Seagold and see if he

862
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:03,380
wants to come on the poll.

863
00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:04,380
Yeah, he definitely.

864
00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:05,380
It'd be cool.

865
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:06,380
It'd be cool.

866
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:08,380
But I think the stipulation would be would have to have ponytails.

867
00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:11,380
Oh, or better start growing about or to agree to do this.

868
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,380
He could freely kick our asses.

869
00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:16,380
Yeah, it's just going to be all agrees to come on our podcast.

870
00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,380
I will grow a pony tail.

871
00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:19,380
Would you freely let him kick your ass?

872
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:21,380
Would we would you fight him?

873
00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:22,380
I'd let him I'd let him.

874
00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:23,380
I would fight him.

875
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:26,380
I would have a few punches and then let him kick my ass.

876
00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:27,380
All right.

877
00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:28,380
I think that's fair enough.

878
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:32,380
We're going to get a couple in and then it's just elder abuse because he's 74.

879
00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:34,380
I think we should pit Steven up.

880
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:37,380
I think we should put Steven up against Steven Seagold.

881
00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:38,380
Steven versus Steven.

882
00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:39,380
Yeah, Steven versus Steven.

883
00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:40,380
What do you think I look like?

884
00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:41,380
Many.

885
00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:43,380
We get all we get.

886
00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:44,380
We get 64.

887
00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:45,380
The big dude.

888
00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:46,380
Big boy.

889
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:48,380
Anyway, torpedo story.

890
00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:50,380
So you got you into the mint.

891
00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:52,380
It's funny that you're calling this by a man.

892
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:57,380
It's funny that you call this torpedo story going from the mint to San Francisco and then

893
00:27:57,380 --> 00:27:59,380
also almost getting roof feed.

894
00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:00,380
Now we call it the torpedo story.

895
00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:02,380
I've been through a lot of weird stuff, man.

896
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:06,380
I just I normally keep my light pretty private, but this is you have any fetishes.

897
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:07,380
Oh, no, this isn't the place.

898
00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:08,380
I'm not going there.

899
00:28:08,380 --> 00:28:11,380
Steven, Steven, this is not the place for privacy.

900
00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:12,380
It's fine.

901
00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:14,380
No, it's only listened by hundreds of people.

902
00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:15,380
This is this is hollow ground.

903
00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:16,380
This is hollow ground, Steven.

904
00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:17,380
No one cares.

905
00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:18,380
No judgment.

906
00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:19,380
We only have listeners all over the world.

907
00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:20,380
You're good, dude.

908
00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:23,380
This is a safe space that nobody's going to listen to.

909
00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:26,380
Steven, I came out here with my wife and we talked about but plugs.

910
00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:27,380
So it's fine.

911
00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:28,380
Oh, man.

912
00:28:28,380 --> 00:28:29,380
Hold on there, buddy.

913
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:30,380
Are you serious?

914
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:31,380
Yeah.

915
00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:32,380
You talk about what you're doing.

916
00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:33,380
Lord.

917
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:34,380
As long as you don't get too racy.

918
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,380
Yeah, I don't get too racy.

919
00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:37,380
I don't do it.

920
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:38,380
You know, we don't stay away from politics.

921
00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:43,380
We just, you know, good, clean, and that's a clean humor.

922
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:44,380
Okay.

923
00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:46,380
What about Steven?

924
00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:49,380
Let's get this torpedo going.

925
00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:50,380
Okay.

926
00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:51,380
Yep.

927
00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:52,380
Let's Steven say all this.

928
00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:53,380
Let's go.

929
00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:58,380
So I was at the Tiki bar in San Francisco and it was pretty interesting.

930
00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:03,380
I recently went there for the, the rum that they were being talked about is Pirates Rum

931
00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:06,380
that was there, which is why you're after that Pirates booty.

932
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:08,380
Is it real Pirates Rum?

933
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,380
That's what they said.

934
00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:10,380
And it was actually pretty good.

935
00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:15,380
Except for the fact that it was like $35 just for like four ounces.

936
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:16,380
It's literally just real.

937
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:19,380
It's kind of a wild outlandish claim.

938
00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:20,380
Hold on.

939
00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:21,380
Pirates is a good movie.

940
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:23,380
Not Pirates of the Caribbean Pirates.

941
00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:24,380
Oh, Pirates.

942
00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:25,380
Pirates.

943
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:26,380
Okay.

944
00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:27,380
Yeah.

945
00:29:27,380 --> 00:29:28,380
The Brassers porno.

946
00:29:28,380 --> 00:29:29,380
It's all the rum gold.

947
00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:31,380
I used to play that during my parties back in the day.

948
00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:32,380
Yeah.

949
00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:33,380
That was a thing.

950
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:34,380
That was a thing, man.

951
00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:35,380
That was a good time.

952
00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:39,380
I was in stone's a genius.

953
00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:43,380
Guy is the best actor out there.

954
00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:44,380
Oh my God.

955
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:46,380
There's something else, man.

956
00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:48,380
Anyway, you got bang by a dude.

957
00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:49,380
Whoa.

958
00:29:49,380 --> 00:29:51,380
I didn't even go that far.

959
00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:52,380
I'm just kidding.

960
00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:53,380
Stephen, Stephen, go on.

961
00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:59,380
So they offered you this child's dream of real Pirate Rum.

962
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:00,380
It was interesting.

963
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:02,380
I liked it a lot.

964
00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:03,380
But.

965
00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:04,380
But you had it.

966
00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:05,380
Yes.

967
00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:06,380
Was it real?

968
00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:07,380
Did it taste like?

969
00:30:07,380 --> 00:30:08,380
I don't know if it was real.

970
00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:12,380
I went there because I was naive and I was younger and I thought it'd be interesting.

971
00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:14,380
Well, definitely didn't put hair on his chest.

972
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:15,380
So.

973
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:16,380
No, you don't say.

974
00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:18,380
Oh, no, we don't have to see.

975
00:30:18,380 --> 00:30:19,380
We don't have to see that.

976
00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:20,380
It's okay.

977
00:30:20,380 --> 00:30:22,380
It's a family friendly show.

978
00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:24,380
It's a family friendly show.

979
00:30:24,380 --> 00:30:28,380
You're cracking open beers and making moaning noises and talking about butt plush.

980
00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:29,380
Yeah, I didn't make.

981
00:30:29,380 --> 00:30:30,380
Is it too late Tyler?

982
00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:31,380
It's too late for the.

983
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:32,380
Oh, hold on.

984
00:30:32,380 --> 00:30:33,380
That one.

985
00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:34,380
I already cracked one.

986
00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:35,380
I didn't do it.

987
00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:36,380
No, I forgot.

988
00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:37,380
I messed up to you.

989
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,380
I did the same thing.

990
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,380
Okay, do it now.

991
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:40,380
One, two.

992
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:41,380
Oh, yeah.

993
00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:42,380
Oh, it doesn't.

994
00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:43,380
Maybe.

995
00:30:43,380 --> 00:30:44,380
I don't know.

996
00:30:44,380 --> 00:30:45,380
Anyway.

997
00:30:45,380 --> 00:30:51,380
So after the Pirate Rum, I got a couple more drinks.

998
00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:57,380
I tried a couple of their really.

999
00:30:57,380 --> 00:31:01,380
A couple of their weirder beers and they had a couple of malts that I tried as well.

1000
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:03,380
Kind of what's a weird beer to you.

1001
00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:05,380
Tell me what a weird beer is.

1002
00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:06,380
Tell me it's a red stripe.

1003
00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:07,380
Is it a red stripe?

1004
00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:08,380
It was Jamaican.

1005
00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:09,380
Was it Jamaican beer?

1006
00:31:09,380 --> 00:31:10,380
Jamaican stubby.

1007
00:31:10,380 --> 00:31:11,380
Was it a stubby?

1008
00:31:11,380 --> 00:31:16,380
An Irish beer supposedly, but it tasted like a beer that had been left in the freezer.

1009
00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:17,380
You know what I think about that?

1010
00:31:17,380 --> 00:31:18,380
What's up?

1011
00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:20,380
You know, you know, this is.

1012
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,380
You know, I'm not going to lie, Steven.

1013
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:25,380
This is the first time I've ever heard Tyler use this in a word.

1014
00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:26,380
I know it's weird.

1015
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:27,380
It's very strange.

1016
00:31:27,380 --> 00:31:29,380
Come on, get the story going.

1017
00:31:29,380 --> 00:31:31,380
You don't need to tell us every detail.

1018
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:32,380
Just like flying to it.

1019
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:33,380
I ended up meeting this girl there.

1020
00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:35,380
We went back to her place.

1021
00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:40,380
And so I'm getting undressed and now I'm getting ready to do like you just showed us.

1022
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:41,380
Like you just now showed us.

1023
00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:42,380
Yep.

1024
00:31:42,380 --> 00:31:47,380
Just I'm going to start sound effecting this whole fucking thing because and need something.

1025
00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:48,380
She was getting ready for the bathroom.

1026
00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:50,380
And I was like, all right, just let me do my thing.

1027
00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:54,380
I'd started getting on close and then she was like a Steven.

1028
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:57,380
I was like, oh, hold on.

1029
00:31:57,380 --> 00:31:59,380
Hold on, do that voice of you.

1030
00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:00,380
Steven.

1031
00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:01,380
Yeah, I like that.

1032
00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:02,380
Definitely sounds like a man.

1033
00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:03,380
Yeah.

1034
00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:04,380
Okay, continue.

1035
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:12,380
As soon as I turn, I quickly realized that past my face flew a tampon because apparently

1036
00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:14,380
she was on her.

1037
00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:15,380
You did.

1038
00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:16,380
Oh, no, Steven.

1039
00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:17,380
Straight up.

1040
00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:18,380
Tell me this.

1041
00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:19,380
Flung it from her.

1042
00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:21,380
VJJ and at me.

1043
00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:22,380
What?

1044
00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:26,380
God decided to spare me that day and hit the wall next to me.

1045
00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:29,380
And I quickly looked at her before I could.

1046
00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:30,380
Hold on, hold on real quick.

1047
00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:32,380
Did it stick to the wall?

1048
00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:33,380
Oh, it stuck.

1049
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:37,380
Like it was it was like full on coagulated had plots and everything.

1050
00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:38,380
So bro.

1051
00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:41,380
You did tell me this.

1052
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:42,380
Yeah.

1053
00:32:42,380 --> 00:32:45,380
And I looked at her and I was like, what are you doing?

1054
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,380
And then she said, oh, I thought it would be hot.

1055
00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:52,380
And I was like, what in your mind went through there when you was she taller than you?

1056
00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:53,380
Yeah, she's tall.

1057
00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:54,380
Anybody's taller than me, dude.

1058
00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:56,380
The heck, even if it's buying it.

1059
00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:58,380
It does like long legs.

1060
00:32:58,380 --> 00:32:59,380
Mm hmm.

1061
00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:03,380
So she threw a used tampon at you, missed.

1062
00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:09,380
Hey, no, she grabbed that thing straight from the well and chuck that shit from the well.

1063
00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:10,380
Straight from the well.

1064
00:33:10,380 --> 00:33:11,380
That's what we're calling up.

1065
00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:12,380
Pussy's these days.

1066
00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:16,380
How so if you rated it like darts, was that a bullseye?

1067
00:33:16,380 --> 00:33:17,380
Was it like 50 point?

1068
00:33:17,380 --> 00:33:19,380
How would you rate that point?

1069
00:33:19,380 --> 00:33:27,380
If I was handicapped in the say, then yes, that would have been darts.

1070
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,380
Why?

1071
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:29,380
Why?

1072
00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:30,380
Some people dodge towards the object sometimes.

1073
00:33:30,380 --> 00:33:32,380
Where does handicapped have to come in?

1074
00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:33,380
I'm almost a midget.

1075
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,380
Come on.

1076
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:35,380
Maybe it's more like cornhole.

1077
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:36,380
I don't know.

1078
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:37,380
Oh, there was cornhole.

1079
00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:41,380
Cornhole into my mouth because it was right at that level.

1080
00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:42,380
Oh my gosh.

1081
00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:46,380
Well, Stephen, that that did escalate quickly at the end there.

1082
00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:47,380
Yeah.

1083
00:33:47,380 --> 00:33:50,380
I was expecting you guys told me to get to the point.

1084
00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:53,380
Tyler was soundboarding you and then until that point.

1085
00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:54,380
So where did you go from there?

1086
00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:55,380
What happened after that?

1087
00:33:55,380 --> 00:34:02,380
Was it just did that kill the mood or does it like spark a fire?

1088
00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:07,380
So you had a good like you ended up through with absolutely not.

1089
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:08,380
So I picked up.

1090
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,380
I got out and that was it.

1091
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:12,380
I did not want anything to do.

1092
00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:14,380
I was almost murdered with a tampon.

1093
00:34:14,380 --> 00:34:17,380
Did you go back to this person later?

1094
00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:20,380
No, no, no drinks in the world.

1095
00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:26,380
So you're telling me you're telling me you if a if a gross act ensues upon a sexual

1096
00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:28,380
escapade, there's no follow up.

1097
00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:30,380
No, here's the thing.

1098
00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:35,380
If you think that throwing a tampon out of your gooch is a great thing for me.

1099
00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:36,380
Gooch.

1100
00:34:36,380 --> 00:34:37,380
That's a man again.

1101
00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:39,380
I don't care.

1102
00:34:39,380 --> 00:34:41,380
Look, it's it's the lingual here.

1103
00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:43,380
If you think that's awesome, dude, that's cool.

1104
00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:45,380
Just don't throw it at me.

1105
00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:49,380
I mean, I've had I've had some weird sexual exorcism and I'm still followed through,

1106
00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:51,380
you know, no, not this guy.

1107
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,380
I'm like right now, I was almost murdered.

1108
00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:54,380
I saw my life flash.

1109
00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:56,380
Who hasn't had a weird one, right?

1110
00:34:56,380 --> 00:34:57,380
We're in that.

1111
00:34:57,380 --> 00:35:00,380
I had weird ones, you know.

1112
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:03,380
Well, Stephen, you know, maybe next time, follow through on it, man.

1113
00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,380
You never knew what you could have been missing.

1114
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:07,380
Could have had another kid by now.

1115
00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:11,380
Yeah, this weird thing where guys are like, I don't know if his ketchup.

1116
00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:15,380
I think his ketchup, they're freezing ketchup or something like that and sticking up their ass.

1117
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:17,380
No, that was where we go.

1118
00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:19,380
Where are you?

1119
00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:21,380
No, it's where I emulate having a period.

1120
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:25,380
Eric, you just bought a Subaru and now you came back here and you just told us about that.

1121
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:26,380
That was a poop ketchup.

1122
00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:27,380
I sickles about.

1123
00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:28,380
I don't know.

1124
00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:32,380
But they were calling it igloo and they were essentially freezing their poop, which is

1125
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:36,380
Alaskan pipeline in a condom and sticking in a freezer.

1126
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:40,380
What you're telling me is that you bought a Subaru, you went back in time and now you're

1127
00:35:40,380 --> 00:35:41,380
here with this story.

1128
00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:42,380
Hold on.

1129
00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:43,380
Hold on.

1130
00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:44,380
Eric, do you have a ketchup?

1131
00:35:44,380 --> 00:35:47,380
I sickle up your ass on the.

1132
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:50,380
Maybe that's where this is going.

1133
00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:52,380
Maybe you made a mistake.

1134
00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:55,380
Hey, I'm going to have to pass on the Alabama hot pocket.

1135
00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:56,380
Okay.

1136
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:57,380
Jesus.

1137
00:35:57,380 --> 00:36:00,380
What the fuck did this turn into?

1138
00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:03,380
Man, that went every which way at once.

1139
00:36:03,380 --> 00:36:04,380
Academy Award.

1140
00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:09,380
I'm like grossed out, but a little hard at the same time.

1141
00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:10,380
No, it's just.

1142
00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:12,380
So he's been rubbing your nipples.

1143
00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:13,380
Yeah.

1144
00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:14,380
Just constantly rubbing my nipples.

1145
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:15,380
Yeah.

1146
00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:17,380
Most of this podcast is brought to you by Tyler's nipples.

1147
00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:20,380
Man, I cut diamonds with these bad boys.

1148
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:21,380
Oh no.

1149
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:22,380
Blood diamonds.

1150
00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:23,380
But he tampon.

1151
00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:24,380
I didn't.

1152
00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:32,380
I honestly did not expect it to be a tampon thrown at you story.

1153
00:36:32,380 --> 00:36:33,380
Oh, I know.

1154
00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:35,380
I was just expecting here to be like.

1155
00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:40,380
I expected to turn around to a very lovely sculpted lady and instead I got a tampon.

1156
00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:41,380
The best way to describe.

1157
00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:43,380
There's no warning before that.

1158
00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:46,380
That's the best way Stephen described a woman.

1159
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:47,380
Have you ever heard?

1160
00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:48,380
The most elegant fashion.

1161
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:49,380
Here's another question.

1162
00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:50,380
So it was a tampon period related.

1163
00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:52,380
Have you ever earned your red wings?

1164
00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:53,380
I have.

1165
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:55,380
So what was the issue?

1166
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:56,380
That was by mistake.

1167
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,380
You're down a clown.

1168
00:36:57,380 --> 00:36:58,380
Yeah.

1169
00:36:58,380 --> 00:36:59,380
You fuck it.

1170
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:00,380
You know, and she obviously was down.

1171
00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:01,380
Well, nobody before.

1172
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:03,380
You could just use the blood as Lou Bro just hit it.

1173
00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:04,380
Dang.

1174
00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:05,380
Yeah, the.

1175
00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:07,380
So I was just wondering if anything else.

1176
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:08,380
Stephen.

1177
00:37:08,380 --> 00:37:09,380
Had.

1178
00:37:09,380 --> 00:37:13,380
I think for earning their red wings ever has a tampon thrown at them straight

1179
00:37:13,380 --> 00:37:14,380
from the source.

1180
00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:15,380
You were 21.

1181
00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:16,380
Hold on.

1182
00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:17,380
Tyler.

1183
00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:19,380
I think what Stephen, I think what Stephen's trying to get at again.

1184
00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:20,380
Are you?

1185
00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:21,380
Yeah.

1186
00:37:21,380 --> 00:37:22,380
I had a fake idea that he.

1187
00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:23,380
There it is.

1188
00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:24,380
Tyler.

1189
00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:25,380
I think what Stephen's trying to get at is it.

1190
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:27,380
You said, have you earned your red wings, right?

1191
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:28,380
Now.

1192
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:29,380
He's saying.

1193
00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:31,380
When you say you earned your red wings.

1194
00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:33,380
When you originally went into that altercation there.

1195
00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:37,720
Everywhere that's what Steven just was trying to go with that

1196
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:42,740
Cuz I'm gonna be honest if you present me with some crazy vampire as shit. I'm probably not gonna go down there

1197
00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:47,600
I'm good. Okay. Now if she took the tampon out and sucked on it herself

1198
00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:53,580
I'm out

1199
00:37:57,740 --> 00:37:59,740
Are you taking Dracula's mistress?

1200
00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:03,340
What is vampire shit? Oh, I know vampire

1201
00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:11,860
That's the only thing I could think of was like either she's suck on her own tampon and she's gonna force you to suck on it

1202
00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:13,860
Oh, no, dude. Oh

1203
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:18,020
Did you just crack a beer?

1204
00:38:20,380 --> 00:38:22,380
You sounded like thank you'll have an organism

1205
00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:24,380
Oh

1206
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:34,220
I don't remember that episode

1207
00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:39,220
I killed it

1208
00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:53,500
That conversation escalated really fast. Yeah Evan stone even made it into that conversation Evan stones my hero

1209
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,500
I hope he sponsors this podcast

1210
00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:58,500
It's one of the greats. He's one of the greats

1211
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:03,260
So what you're saying is we should just start reaching out to the entire porn community to have them on the podcast

1212
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:06,580
Yeah, I don't know man. It's sponsors or sponsors. I think we were gonna

1213
00:39:06,580 --> 00:39:10,660
Why is your friends with friends? I think we're gonna follow this up with an only fans

1214
00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:12,860
We'll be banging our wives are friends with benefits

1215
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:17,900
No, stay tuned for the aftermath. No

1216
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:27,460
You know, it sounds like our wives are friends after dark episode. Yeah, they're friends after dark our wives scissor

1217
00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:34,700
Our wife's spin-off podcast our one scissor so never had this salty crew Blondale, huh?

1218
00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:38,420
Salty crew came with a shirt our wife says

1219
00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:42,460
Tyler Scheller and Eric just watch

1220
00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:46,860
That's what the wives and and continue the podcast

1221
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:51,140
This is your lizard back

1222
00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:58,780
I don't know what's spinning his drink right now. There's the equipment's too expensive for me

1223
00:39:58,780 --> 00:40:03,420
It was it was close. It was close and hold it back. It's almost like the trapeze

1224
00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:10,520
You want to start this no, I'm just kidding Stephen. Yeah, you any finishes

1225
00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:15,020
None of them willing to tell

1226
00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:21,020
I don't know what's a little one. What's the difference?

1227
00:40:21,020 --> 00:40:25,220
I don't know dude. You tell me. No, I don't think so

1228
00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:27,220
I thought I know of

1229
00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:31,420
You're like a nipple twist or like is there something like when you're intimate that you're like

1230
00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:35,020
Into listen, maybe we haven't maybe we're like

1231
00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:41,020
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know

1232
00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:47,020
I don't know I don't know I don't like you like a lot. How do you wait until I live it as I do?

1233
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:54,380
Inter participate in what's up. I don't know. Why?

1234
00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:59,420
a gustado

1235
00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:01,140
zu

1236
00:41:01,820 --> 00:41:08,100
So it'd be a pretty bad time if you were shorter dude, honestly, I feel like would it be I put strange coins up my ass

1237
00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:11,060
Yeah, okay, sir. So Tyler

1238
00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:15,580
We're sharing sharing carrying circle

1239
00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:18,620
well, I

1240
00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:21,940
Like to be a little aggressive. Oh, yes, okay, you know

1241
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:26,580
Oh hurt me plenty

1242
00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:31,300
Doom let the doom guy. Yeah, you know

1243
00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:40,020
For a round a little bit, you know fair enough. Okay. Now now we're going back to you Steven. Oh, no, what you got?

1244
00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:43,740
You ain't getting out of me chief

1245
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:46,060
Back to Eric

1246
00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:51,060
Well, I'll just follow up and just say, you know, I'm pretty open-minded. He's all I don't have sex anymore every time we do

1247
00:41:51,060 --> 00:41:53,060
We have a kid

1248
00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:04,640
Yeah, some juicy detail, you know, I'm open-minded but some things go a little maybe too far for my liking

1249
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:10,700
He's hinting at your your stuff Skyler, that's fine

1250
00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:15,060
And stuff doesn't haunt me for nine months later. No, but her breath might

1251
00:42:15,740 --> 00:42:17,740
With your rim jobs over there. Oh

1252
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:23,140
Hey, like you little kiss. Oh, there's got yeah, there's rules pal. You don't kiss afterwards

1253
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:28,700
You never specified that needs maybe that was his fetish. Maybe she liked it when he rimmed it

1254
00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:32,980
After you didn't say a word. It's okay torpedo

1255
00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:38,900
That's your new name torpedo. Please don't call me torpedo toolbox the torpedo

1256
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:44,140
Well, I'm glad we had that sharing moment. It felt pretty good

1257
00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:50,900
I think this episode is gonna be titled crack and open the toolbox with Skyler. I think this episode is brought to you by Evan Stone

1258
00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:02,180
So you just your fetish Eric is is having kids

1259
00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:10,260
I'm glad you said having kids and not just kids

1260
00:43:10,260 --> 00:43:16,700
So your thing is kind of like it when it goes a little too far. Oh

1261
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:26,820
It's just a balance hack, you know, maybe maybe it's more of the long lines of too much of anything in excess is

1262
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:30,980
Is there is there something you like doing? It doesn't have to be done to you

1263
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,700
Yeah, you came in today

1264
00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:40,740
Different from last season's pocket. You have a really creepy or mustache. So oh, yeah, maybe like giving more mustache rides

1265
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:44,700
Hey, I mean whatever falls in the Sun, right?

1266
00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:53,940
What I think they're trying to apply is there anything that let's just put this way

1267
00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:57,540
I don't I don't pay you anything like that. You know, well, I wasn't going there

1268
00:43:57,540 --> 00:44:04,660
Yeah, we just immediately go to that Eric. We just we just assume so we're gonna change the subject here

1269
00:44:04,660 --> 00:44:08,860
Okay, we're gonna get off Peggin and fucking finger-blasting anyway

1270
00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:13,820
We're getting off that too I rebuke that

1271
00:44:15,540 --> 00:44:17,540
It's Steven's fault. So I have a story

1272
00:44:19,260 --> 00:44:21,260
Those has anybody so

1273
00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:27,500
I don't know about Steven you guys have a story of

1274
00:44:28,140 --> 00:44:33,140
Whether it's your old lady getting too deep into a Pinterest thing or now it's tick-tock, right?

1275
00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:37,660
I saw this on tick-tock, so I'm gonna try it and always backfires

1276
00:44:38,540 --> 00:44:42,380
Right, it's always like oh, I'm gonna do this. I saw it on somebody did it on tick-tock

1277
00:44:42,740 --> 00:44:47,920
Or I saw this trend or something and it never goes how it's supposed to go right? Yeah

1278
00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:50,220
so

1279
00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:52,580
Full-scholar the story. Yes. Yeah

1280
00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:57,440
So it used to be Pinterest now it's tick-tock, right? So Danielle goes

1281
00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:04,100
Hey, I'm gonna buy a bunch of Irish spring soap the bars. I

1282
00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:10,460
Heard it the smell the scent repels mosquitoes. So I'm like, okay, so we're just gonna shower with it

1283
00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:16,580
Like no you shred it up like with a cheese grater. You sprinkle it around the house

1284
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:20,820
And the scent keeps the mosquitoes down and I'm like

1285
00:45:21,620 --> 00:45:24,900
Okay, like in the back of my head. I'm like, it's the fucking stupidest idea I've ever heard

1286
00:45:25,460 --> 00:45:31,820
But you know you just go okay, like let's just let's see it me if it works then great. Yeah, so

1287
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:37,700
Last Saturday I'm mowing the yards

1288
00:45:38,340 --> 00:45:43,380
I'm taking care of everything we whack in mowing blowing you know I mean everything

1289
00:45:43,380 --> 00:45:47,740
The yards look you're looking good. No one's on moment blowing. She's in the bedroom

1290
00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:51,500
Sitting with the TV going like Indian style

1291
00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:59,180
But our cheese grater that we use in the fucking kitchen. So, you know, we had tacos after that the taste of like fucking Irish spring

1292
00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:07,460
So she's grated into a bowl and she goes out there and just starts what I just right after what I just did

1293
00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:08,860
She's out there

1294
00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:10,860
sprinkling Irish spring everywhere

1295
00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:13,220
I'm like, okay

1296
00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:15,220
looks fucking tacky

1297
00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:21,820
And then but she goes she goes hey, you know what actually I'm gonna take the bar of soap and just rub it on the door frames

1298
00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:26,460
Like she's trying to keep the sky so like she's trying to keep demons out. Yeah, that's what you do to keep demons out

1299
00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:31,460
And so she goes well I had this I said why don't you just do that from the get-go

1300
00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:35,140
Like when you just take the bar of soap and rub it on the door frames and the window frames to begin with

1301
00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:38,260
Even have shavings of Irish spring all over the fucking house

1302
00:46:38,260 --> 00:46:42,700
She's like well, I had that thought halfway through grading, but I was like I'm already grading

1303
00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:46,260
So there were

1304
00:46:46,260 --> 00:46:48,260
I'm getting there

1305
00:46:48,260 --> 00:46:50,260
It did work. I'm getting there

1306
00:46:51,260 --> 00:46:55,260
So the whole idea was to keep the mosquitoes down, right? Yeah

1307
00:46:57,260 --> 00:46:58,260
So

1308
00:46:59,260 --> 00:47:01,260
I was thought mosquitoes the entire time

1309
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:04,260
I don't think it worked at all

1310
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:09,260
So we had some heavy rains and so she did this on like a Saturday. It was supposed to rain Wednesday

1311
00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:14,260
And I said so what happens when it rains you have soap all around the house

1312
00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:17,260
It's just gonna like suds up and

1313
00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:21,260
The whole house is gonna be covered in you know sudsy soapy mess now

1314
00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:23,260
So

1315
00:47:24,260 --> 00:47:26,260
Anyway, so

1316
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:29,260
Wednesday, what was it? I think it was Thursday

1317
00:47:29,260 --> 00:47:31,260
I come always Wednesday

1318
00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:33,260
I come always Wednesday

1319
00:47:33,260 --> 00:47:35,260
I come home

1320
00:47:35,260 --> 00:47:39,260
From work. My mother-in-law was watching Austin

1321
00:47:41,260 --> 00:47:44,260
And so she just has a grin on her face and she goes

1322
00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:48,260
Danielle's gonna be in trouble. I go, oh no

1323
00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:52,260
So I look out in the backyard the rain

1324
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:57,260
Turned the soap into a congealed slippery fucking mess

1325
00:47:57,260 --> 00:48:02,260
And it turned everything white that it touched so it looked like I fuck it was like the pier at the beach

1326
00:48:02,260 --> 00:48:06,260
So it was like look like seagull shit everywhere all over my hard work

1327
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:12,260
The slider door has a had a film of like congealed soap

1328
00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:16,260
So I didn't even need to like no security. I don't have to lock it anymore

1329
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:18,260
Just if you walk up to eat shit and die

1330
00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:21,260
I

1331
00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:24,260
I don't like I was like speechless

1332
00:48:24,260 --> 00:48:26,260
Then you're like fuck you tiktok

1333
00:48:27,260 --> 00:48:33,260
Yeah, so then she goes so after she did the whole thing that Saturday where she's sprinkled everything and I you know mess with her

1334
00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:35,260
And give her for it

1335
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:37,260
He goes hey, it was Sunday the next day

1336
00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:40,260
She goes hey, I saw this thing on tiktok

1337
00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:45,260
It was like a wait like a friend. What was it?

1338
00:48:45,260 --> 00:48:49,260
French dip or something. She's like I saw a way to make French dip on tiktok

1339
00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:56,260
I think I'm gonna make it for dinner tonight. I said brought to you by the same people that came up with the fucking bright soap idea said I don't think so

1340
00:48:56,260 --> 00:49:00,260
I feel like an Irish spring French dip would taste amazing

1341
00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:08,260
Dip it right into it. So now we have tons of bars of Irish spring that I'm now using in the shower

1342
00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:10,260
It's probably gonna last me for the rest of my life

1343
00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:12,260
She thought it was the greatest idea

1344
00:49:13,260 --> 00:49:17,260
I was fighting the ski I could walk up to my garage to like enter the code to open the garage

1345
00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:20,260
And there's mosquitoes around my face. So like it didn't work but

1346
00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:25,260
The guys at work brought up something hilarious and it was like

1347
00:49:25,260 --> 00:49:27,260
She didn't think the fucking news could

1348
00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:32,260
Probably just citronella citronella oil and just rub it everywhere

1349
00:49:32,260 --> 00:49:37,260
You know the thing that's proven to work and keep mosquitoes down for hundreds of hundreds of years

1350
00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:43,260
Yeah, that's a that's a rough call man. People do get on some trendy kicks these days

1351
00:49:43,260 --> 00:49:47,260
But I think some of that shit too is like to bait people. You know what I mean? Yeah

1352
00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:49,260
Like to get them to do something like that

1353
00:49:49,260 --> 00:49:53,260
I feel like maybe one of the owners of Irish spring was behind the TikTok to try to

1354
00:49:53,260 --> 00:49:58,260
Yeah, free sales right? Yeah, check it out. The soap will take your mosquitoes away too

1355
00:49:58,260 --> 00:50:01,260
So do you guys have any stories like that where it's like

1356
00:50:01,260 --> 00:50:03,260
They did something on all the backfires

1357
00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:05,260
Man thinking like recently

1358
00:50:06,260 --> 00:50:08,260
So like at home

1359
00:50:09,260 --> 00:50:12,260
The wife goes and like she was trying to get her back

1360
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:14,260
She was trying to actually buy furniture

1361
00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:18,260
So I mean at this point you're past Irish spring. Irish spring is like a dollar right? Whatever

1362
00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:21,260
Couple packs of Irish spring, couple bucks right?

1363
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:26,260
She was actually trying to she does this thing where she wants the

1364
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:29,260
What is it? Like the living room the decorum

1365
00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:37,260
To well she well the first one the first one she wants the decorum to like really stand out

1366
00:50:37,260 --> 00:50:39,260
So we go furniture shopping

1367
00:50:39,260 --> 00:50:44,260
And I'm like, oh, okay, and mind you the inside of her house is it's white

1368
00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:48,260
It has white walls whatever the carpet is kind of tan whatever you know what I mean right

1369
00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:52,260
And so she's like, oh, we'll take this blue couch, you know, we'll take the blue couch

1370
00:50:52,260 --> 00:50:54,260
I'm like, all right, you know blue couch looks pretty cool

1371
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:59,260
And then she's looking at these things. She's like, how about these like, you know, two yellow chairs

1372
00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:03,260
I went, I'm sorry, what you just putting the rainbow in your house?

1373
00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:08,260
Yeah, I said, what is this 1970s is what are we doing putting the most like a really like a shag carpet

1374
00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:12,260
This is great. This is great. But no every every time it was something wild

1375
00:51:12,260 --> 00:51:17,260
It was this crazy color. She just did it with our bathroom. She sat there and we have a bathroom again

1376
00:51:17,260 --> 00:51:21,260
White walls the tiles kind of tan and she goes

1377
00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:28,260
Well, how about this? How will we get this? Like that's a bright ass orange carpet and a bright ass orange shower curtain

1378
00:51:28,260 --> 00:51:33,260
I really don't want that and she's like, no, it'll look great. I'm like it won't it's going to be horrible

1379
00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:39,260
But going back to what Tyler was talking about the Irish pink thing. There was a moment

1380
00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:45,260
Man, it was always back now, but we had our dogs and they kept digging holes in her backyard is really annoying and frustrating

1381
00:51:45,260 --> 00:51:53,260
And sure enough, she said, hey, I saw online that again and online I saw things

1382
00:51:53,260 --> 00:52:01,260
It was cayenne pepper goes here's cayenne pepper and I go, okay, so she sprinkled some I sprinkled some I was like, I don't know

1383
00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:05,260
I just kept it's a it's a keep like the dogs. Yeah. Yeah, I kept seeing the dog

1384
00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:09,260
I kept seeing the dogs go right to it sniffing they didn't like it, but they just keep digging

1385
00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:13,260
They keep past it. You know one of them was probably, you know getting a boner and nothing all over the place

1386
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:21,260
But at that point I'm doing yard work and you know, I use my my leaf blower and I'm you know, I'm blowing grass

1387
00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:27,260
I'll do whatever and my my both my kids were just outside playing basketball the time they got cayenne pepper right to the face

1388
00:52:27,260 --> 00:52:31,260
Right to the face and they were screaming because it was just

1389
00:52:31,260 --> 00:52:35,260
They should come out while you were doing yard work and sprinkled a bunch of cayenne pepper

1390
00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:39,260
No, I was in yard. It was already there. It was just dormant cayenne pepper chilling everywhere. So

1391
00:52:39,260 --> 00:52:47,260
And you were hitting it with the blower and residual cayenne pepper that was sprinkled prior just like dust it up and blasted you kids right in the eyes

1392
00:52:47,260 --> 00:52:53,260
Sometimes taking internet internet advice isn't the best. It's the same thing when you get sick and then you start googling it

1393
00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:58,260
It's probably not the best idea. Yeah, it's funny when people put out purposely wrongful advice

1394
00:52:58,260 --> 00:53:05,260
It is. It happens a lot. Yeah. And it's funny because sometimes you're like, oh my god, this is a joke. This is hilarious

1395
00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:12,260
Hence the Irish spring. People will never know. Yeah. Brought to you by the the great people that make Irish spring

1396
00:53:12,260 --> 00:53:16,260
They can look back at this podcast and go, we fucking got that podcast guy Tyler

1397
00:53:16,260 --> 00:53:23,260
We're just screaming. We're looking for sponsors. The only thing we've had was like that was we tried Jell-O shots and

1398
00:53:23,260 --> 00:53:29,260
Instead of putting the caps on and let them dry, you're supposed to flip them upside down with the cap on so that when you pull it off

1399
00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:35,260
You don't have to like dig, you know, through the Jell-O shot and it just it was a tremendous fail. It didn't work at all

1400
00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:38,260
That's so low-key Eric

1401
00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:46,260
Tyler's house has a plague upon it of Irish remnants

1402
00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:51,260
She was sprinkling the Irish spring all the way around the house like it was a salt line to get the deal done

1403
00:53:51,260 --> 00:54:02,260
It's funny. So Tyler recently got a new house and we laughed because he had really bad neighbors and they've moved out now

1404
00:54:02,260 --> 00:54:09,260
They were kind of like crackheads. They were all bad. But then how good does that make Tyler look when he has Irish spring all over his house?

1405
00:54:09,260 --> 00:54:15,260
It's not much of a difference. I said, I thought we weren't trying to be these people. Yeah, you know, just be best friends and move with them

1406
00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:26,260
I don't want to know where they're going. I'm 95% sure they were just squatting. Maybe Irish spring was a crackhead repellent.

1407
00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:34,260
You put it down, they move out. I don't know. Maybe it wasn't mosquito repellent, it was a meth head repellent

1408
00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:39,260
I'm surprised you didn't let her go to the next level. She's like, maybe I'm gonna put this on the roof too

1409
00:54:39,260 --> 00:54:42,260
You go ahead in the rain, go put that Irish spring up there on a ladder

1410
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:45,260
What's wrong with you? You took it too far

1411
00:54:45,260 --> 00:54:50,260
Steven, what do you have to say about this? Steven, what do you have to say about the Irish spring?

1412
00:54:50,260 --> 00:54:59,260
I mean, coming from a leprechaun, what is it? Oh, you stole my lucky charms and now you want to talk about the Irish spring now?

1413
00:54:59,260 --> 00:55:06,260
We didn't need it. We didn't need the accent. Speaking about houses we were talking about a few minutes ago. Go for it.

1414
00:55:06,260 --> 00:55:12,260
Did you hire someone to fix your garage off Craigslist? No.

1415
00:55:12,260 --> 00:55:20,260
I wonder if she gets an offer up? Offer up. I don't know if that's better. And how did it work out?

1416
00:55:20,260 --> 00:55:23,260
That was good. I have a brand new garage now. That's amazing.

1417
00:55:23,260 --> 00:55:28,260
You're missing the whole story. Yeah. You have to tell the story.

1418
00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:34,260
You didn't have something that was installed incorrectly. It was missing at two feet.

1419
00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:44,260
No, yeah. So it was our house's fault. Not those guys. Our house had a couple inches or whatever.

1420
00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:49,260
I don't even remember. But there was a whole top part of the garage where the door frame was weird.

1421
00:55:49,260 --> 00:55:55,260
And I guess they only make starting standard garage doors. We bought a standard one. It didn't work. It would have been a custom job.

1422
00:55:55,260 --> 00:56:00,260
Those guys were pretty good though. They weren't bad. They just didn't want to do any of their own labor

1423
00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:04,260
nor did they want to go to Home Depot to buy their own supplies. So I had to do all that.

1424
00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:12,260
They just kind of hung out at my house. That's their job. Yeah. You would think. You would think.

1425
00:56:12,260 --> 00:56:19,260
So what kind of rating did you give them? Five stars? You know what? After all it's done, we're going to go with a...

1426
00:56:19,260 --> 00:56:23,260
We're going to go with a six star. One of the six star consider I had to buy my own lumber.

1427
00:56:23,260 --> 00:56:31,260
So it's out of ten? Out of ten. Out of ten. Out of ten. Out of ten. Out of ten. Had they not been so funny?

1428
00:56:31,260 --> 00:56:36,260
I probably would have rated them much lower. So their humor gave them a higher rating?

1429
00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:41,260
Well, the humor part really wasn't on them. It was more on me. And it's the fact that after I bought the lumber

1430
00:56:41,260 --> 00:56:49,260
and they told me to install it, I didn't blatantly refuse. I just worked around being a lazy piece of shit.

1431
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:54,260
And I kind of walked around. I was... They were at my house very late.

1432
00:56:54,260 --> 00:56:59,260
Kind of sitting there like, is this guy going to put this shit up? I just dicked around. I just dicked around.

1433
00:56:59,260 --> 00:57:03,260
And finally they were like, you know what? We'll do it. We'll do it. I was like, cool.

1434
00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:09,260
This is what I wanted the whole time. Okay. Good time.

1435
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:14,260
I'm actually going to... I think I'm going to go tell Michelle when I go home. I'm going to go tell her about the Irish Spring.

1436
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:19,260
I should. I heard it. I heard it keeps mosquitoes away.

1437
00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:23,260
And the moment when she says, I've heard about that too, I'm going to slap her.

1438
00:57:23,260 --> 00:57:29,260
I'm going to have Danielle actually call Michelle and tell her that it keeps mosquitoes down, that she should go out and buy a bunch of Irish Spring.

1439
00:57:29,260 --> 00:57:33,260
You should definitely do that.

1440
00:57:33,260 --> 00:57:37,260
Yeah. Anyway, Stephen.

1441
00:57:37,260 --> 00:57:41,260
Torpedo. Torpedo. Toolbox torpedo.

1442
00:57:41,260 --> 00:57:45,260
Well, I mean, what's going on, dude?

1443
00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:49,260
I was the experience. Interesting. Yeah. I mean, we're just having...

1444
00:57:49,260 --> 00:57:53,260
I mean, you did a lot of listening, Stephen.

1445
00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:59,260
Well, I mean, I could really chime in half the time when you guys talked about... You can chime in. You don't have to be so polite with this, man.

1446
00:57:59,260 --> 00:58:04,260
I wasn't trying to act like I felt included in the Y2K because I knew nothing about that.

1447
00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:08,260
You guys were talking about that at first or anything else besides that.

1448
00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:12,260
Well, Tyler's Irish Spring story is Y2K, so you could have gotten in that.

1449
00:58:12,260 --> 00:58:16,260
Yeah, Y2K. Tiktok. You're all about that.

1450
00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:23,260
She is, but she's mainly about showing me the funny things she finds on Tiktok and not so much as doing them.

1451
00:58:23,260 --> 00:58:26,260
Does she know about your torpedo story?

1452
00:58:26,260 --> 00:58:30,260
She does. And to this day, she kind of looks at me and is like, I can't believe it.

1453
00:58:30,260 --> 00:58:33,260
Who do you think I'm with? I ended up going back.

1454
00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:35,260
Dang.

1455
00:58:35,260 --> 00:58:38,260
Absolutely not.

1456
00:58:38,260 --> 00:58:41,260
Better have your catchers bits on for that baby.

1457
00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:45,260
Dude, I'm going to pass out. I've already told you, dude.

1458
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:50,260
Nah, I'm going to pass out. As soon as you made that noise, I instantly saw myself just...

1459
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:53,260
hitting the ground. Done.

1460
00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:55,260
Anyway, send it.

1461
00:58:55,260 --> 00:58:58,260
I don't even know, dude. I'm like, I'm speechless.

1462
00:58:58,260 --> 00:59:04,260
I think this is the first time out of, I don't know, 30-something episodes or I'm speechless.

1463
00:59:04,260 --> 00:59:05,260
Yeah.

1464
00:59:05,260 --> 00:59:07,260
Trust me, I was doing the moment.

1465
00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:09,260
I bet you were, Stephen.

1466
00:59:09,260 --> 00:59:12,260
Yeah, this episode is definitely torpedoed.

1467
00:59:12,260 --> 00:59:18,260
I wish I could definitely sit there, go back to the feature style and just watch you do this whole ordeal.

1468
00:59:18,260 --> 00:59:19,260
No.

1469
00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:22,260
I wish I could be in the moment.

1470
00:59:22,260 --> 00:59:24,260
Right in torpedoes.

1471
00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:26,260
Should have threw it back.

1472
00:59:26,260 --> 00:59:28,260
Yeah, you should have just caught it.

1473
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:30,260
Honestly, that's probably what I would have done.

1474
00:59:30,260 --> 00:59:33,260
Grabbed it by the freaking string and chucked it right back.

1475
00:59:33,260 --> 00:59:38,260
Neo in the Matrix. All right. This is more like somebody was playing Angry Birds and I was one of the pigs.

1476
00:59:38,260 --> 00:59:41,260
It almost hit me. It missed by literally maybe an itch.

1477
00:59:41,260 --> 00:59:43,260
And you were just like...

1478
00:59:43,260 --> 00:59:44,260
And your new body...

1479
00:59:44,260 --> 00:59:46,260
No, I just walked out and just left her.

1480
00:59:46,260 --> 00:59:48,260
No, obviously I looked at her and we exchanged words.

1481
00:59:48,260 --> 00:59:51,260
Were you guys like in a hotel room? Were you guys in like her place?

1482
00:59:51,260 --> 00:59:52,260
This was her bedroom.

1483
00:59:52,260 --> 00:59:54,260
And she did this to it in her own bedroom?

1484
00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:55,260
Yes.

1485
00:59:55,260 --> 00:59:56,260
Of course.

1486
00:59:56,260 --> 01:00:02,260
Was there other blood marks on the wall? Like this is the first time that she had a guy over and she threw a tampon at him?

1487
01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:03,260
No.

1488
01:00:03,260 --> 01:00:05,260
You're like, wait, why is there other...

1489
01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:07,260
There was blood splatter.

1490
01:00:07,260 --> 01:00:08,260
They were everywhere.

1491
01:00:08,260 --> 01:00:10,260
Yeah, just like all the fucking wall.

1492
01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:11,260
Stuck to the ceiling.

1493
01:00:11,260 --> 01:00:13,260
Like Dexter in her fucking room.

1494
01:00:13,260 --> 01:00:19,260
I've honestly asked myself this question only once and I've teetered on the idea of whether she was just...

1495
01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:21,260
Do you extremely drunk?

1496
01:00:21,260 --> 01:00:25,260
Do you to this day get queasy walking down the tampon aisle at like a Target?

1497
01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:27,260
A little bit.

1498
01:00:28,260 --> 01:00:29,260
Fair enough.

1499
01:00:29,260 --> 01:00:33,260
It's scarred me to an extent because that was pretty...

1500
01:00:33,260 --> 01:00:35,260
I didn't know I'd expect that at all.

1501
01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:37,260
Torpedoes with toolbox in the sky.

1502
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:42,260
Yeah, I have nothing to do with that whole torpedo thing but that's great.

1503
01:00:43,260 --> 01:00:45,260
Next time just jump up and catch it buddy.

1504
01:00:45,260 --> 01:00:47,260
Yeah, in your mouth.

1505
01:00:47,260 --> 01:00:49,260
She was taller than me but I think that's why she missed.

1506
01:00:49,260 --> 01:00:50,260
Like a show dog.

1507
01:00:50,260 --> 01:00:52,260
Did she pick you up and carry you like a baby?

1508
01:00:52,260 --> 01:00:53,260
No.

1509
01:00:54,260 --> 01:00:56,260
There's another story for another time.

1510
01:00:56,260 --> 01:00:59,260
Oh wait.

1511
01:00:59,260 --> 01:01:01,260
Okay, I guess we'll end on that note.

1512
01:01:02,260 --> 01:01:06,260
Anyway, I don't even know where to go with this now.

1513
01:01:06,260 --> 01:01:07,260
Like I don't even know how to like...

1514
01:01:07,260 --> 01:01:12,260
Well, I think when you send it off to her, she just tells everyone that if they have things they want to tell people like we did tonight,

1515
01:01:12,260 --> 01:01:15,260
you should just go see a therapist.

1516
01:01:15,260 --> 01:01:17,260
Okay, go see the rapist.

1517
01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:23,260
And well, if anyone made it through this whole episode and is still listening.

1518
01:01:23,260 --> 01:01:25,260
Yeah, dude.

1519
01:01:25,260 --> 01:01:28,260
Thank you for listening and sticking around.

1520
01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:32,260
Yeah, follow us on all the socials.

1521
01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:36,260
Or whatever, I don't even get to shit at this point.

1522
01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:37,260
Yeah.

1523
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:39,260
But no, it was fun having you on man.

1524
01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:40,260
It was a good time.

1525
01:01:40,260 --> 01:01:41,260
I appreciate it.

1526
01:01:41,260 --> 01:01:43,260
Thanks for being on Skyler 2.

1527
01:01:44,260 --> 01:01:47,260
And I'm glad that Eric has a car now.

1528
01:01:47,260 --> 01:01:49,260
I think Eric's stuck here.

1529
01:01:49,260 --> 01:01:52,260
I think Eric is trying to find out what his actual fetishes are.

1530
01:01:52,260 --> 01:01:53,260
So that's good.

1531
01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:55,260
I'm doing some soul searching now.

1532
01:01:55,260 --> 01:01:58,260
The next time we come back, we'll know what Eric's fetishes are.

1533
01:01:58,260 --> 01:02:00,260
He's doing some deep soul searching.

1534
01:02:00,260 --> 01:02:01,260
Good man.

1535
01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:03,260
Anyway, everybody have a good day.

1536
01:02:03,260 --> 01:02:24,260
Thank you.

1537
01:02:33,260 --> 01:02:55,260
Yeah.

1538
01:02:55,260 --> 01:03:05,260
Yeah.