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Welcome to Girls Who Read Porn. Please be advised that this podcast contains mature content for mature audiences.

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The title might have given that away though. We would also advise you triple check the trigger warnings of each book prior to the episode.

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And if it's not for you, we'll see you next week. Each episode includes major spoilers, so make sure you read the book.

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And don't say we didn't warn you. With all that in mind, on with the show.

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Welcome to another episode of Girls Who Read Porn. Welcome. My name is Ola.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. I'm here with Betty.

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Hello. What up? And Joy? Hi.

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Hello. Hi. You're on a vlog today. Yeah. There's an energy in the room.

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I know. We do. I ate a really good lunch. And like, you know, when you eat a lunch that makes you so happy that you kind of like sway a bit while you're eating it.

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Because like you're just so happy. That's what was happening. Oh, that's good. I went out for a lunch date with Josh.

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I had fish and chips and the fish was on point. No.

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What are we talking about? It's apparently my week. I just found out.

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I read this book like two weeks ago and I don't remember any of it. It's My Killer Vacation by Tessa Bailey.

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Let's go through the blurb and see. We got to do the stars first. Oh, sure. Four. Four. Yeah, it's going to give it a four. Yeah, cool.

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Like from memory, good book to read in between books. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good filler book.

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It's like when you when you read a dark one, you want to read something light. Read that. That's what I mean when I say in between books.

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Like you need to have an in-between book and they're just as important as the non in-between books. Exactly. They are important. Like a palette cleanser.

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Yeah, like mint gelato. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

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OK, let's read the blurb because I don't remember what it's about. It's going to be a really shit week.

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It was supposed to be a relaxing vacation in sweet sunny Cape Cod.

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Just me and my beloved brother. But discovering a corpse in our rental house really throws a wrench into our tanning schedule.

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Now a rude, crude bounty hunter has arrived on the back of his motorcycle to catch the killer and refuses to believe it can be helpful despite countless hours of true crime podcast listening, not to mention a fulfilling teaching career of wrangling second graders.

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A brash bounty hunter and an eclectic elementary school teacher, the murder solving team no one asked for. But thanks to these pesky attempts on my life, we're stuck together come hell or high water.

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I fucking love it. It's almost better than the book.

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Oh, wait. Hello, high tide. Should be water. High tide because they're on the beach.

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You're in Cape Cod. It's a play on words. Hello, high tide.

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I'm just here to do a job, not babysit an amateur sleuth, although it's becoming less and less of a hardship to have her around. Sure she's stubborn, distracting and can't stay out of harm's way.

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She's also brave and beautiful. Oh, and reminds me of the home I left behind three years ago. In other words, the painful hunger and protectiveness she's waking up in me is a threat to my peace of mind.

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Before I sink any deeper into this dangerous attraction, I need to solve this murder and get back on the road, but will fate take her from me before I realize the road has been leading to her.

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okay. First of all, that was a great blurb. Right? It was a great blurb. And I do want to point out that this book was TikTok famous. That's another reason why we chose it. We have been going kind of.

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That's what I was about to say. Not disappointed TikTok. Thank you for not being assholes.

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But you can't go wrong with Tessa Bailey. Like Tessa Bailey is like a well known author. Her books are in like, you know, bookstores. She's got a down pat.

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Like actually printed. Yeah, buy them in paperback. You know what I mean? Can I just tell you something? You could buy Icebreaker paperback. You couldn't until it became famous.

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Tessa Bailey has been doing this before TikTok and her books have been in stores. Yeah, H.E. Carlton was in store.

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No, but like if it makes it all the way to a New Zealand bookstore. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Is that how we're going to be measuring it? As if it gets to New Zealand. Because New Zealand is literally in the middle of nowhere.

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And everything in New Zealand like that is imported. It's all imported. There are no published. It's got to be like. Popular enough for people to want to buy it in a bookstore. We're in America, like they're produced there. So it's easy to get them in bookstores.

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It's hard to get. It's true. It's hard to get hardback, hard coffee books. Yeah. In New Zealand. Yeah, I had like a full fucking meltdown, not about books, but about makeup in Australia compared to America.

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And I looked at American prices and it's like three dollars and here it's 35. And it's even worse here. And then it's even worse here where I'll be like fuck Australia for having so much access to makeup.

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Yeah, we don't get half of what you would get in the US. Do you know what the other thing freaks me out is? I reckon I'd have a panic attack if I went into Costco in America because we only have like a certain amount of products and then that's it.

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Like there's no more room. Yeah, that's it. America's like here's an extra fucking acre to throw more shit in there. And they've probably got their whole cereal aisle is probably bigger than our biggest supermarket. Yeah.

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Walmart? Like when I went to Walmart the first time when I was in America, I walked in and I was like, oh, it's a supermarket. Right. And then I walked a little bit further and I was like, there's a Starbucks.

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And then I walked a little bit further and I was like, there's a clothes store. And then you go again and there's a pharmacy and a hair salon. They're selling coffins in these motherfuckers.

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There was an ammo range. By gun. Test it in the Walmart. I was like, Jesus Christ. That's silly.

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It's a lot. It's a lot like, but the same is like in Europe as well. Like when I go to Poland, mate, it's every single skin care I can imagine is in their supermarket. Every clothing you buy it in the supermarket.

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Like Asda's open like 24 hours. So if you want a flat screen TV and a chicken at three o'clock in the morning, like you can go to Asda.

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Yeah. So we're. Nothing's open 24 hours here except for like night and day. Night and day. Only some of the court night and day. But some of them close at 11.

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Only only is like our 7-Eleven. Yeah. Our 7-Eleven doesn't even stay open. We do have 24 hour shops and our 24 hour shops are fucking Kmart.

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Oh, that's amazing. I love Kmart. Kmart hits different. It's like the target of America.

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We have Kmart. We have Kmart. In America. Oh, in New Zealand.

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Oh, in New Zealand. I'm saying but like comparatively. They had Kmart. Yeah, they had Kmart, but they came out shit.

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So they all go to Target, whereas we all go to Kmart and Target here. Yeah. So it's like same same really.

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Target in New Zealand is a furniture store. Yeah. Yeah. OK.

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The things the things you learn. I before we get into this book, I just want to put out a few pieces of news which are happening in the book world.

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OK. It's like a newsletter. We're going to have like a newsletter segment.

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I feel like every court night. The news. Why with the bell? You know, like the bell. Yeah. Today's paper.

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The headline is. We got to come up with like a music segment, buddy. Get get with it for the news bit. OK.

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The news for girls who read porn. Welcome.

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Sarah Cade's book comes out on the 24th of March. Highest bidder. Very exciting. It's old daddy vibes.

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Big age gap. Big age gap. Big old age gap. But apparently people who are like fucking like I've been talking to people who have been reading the arcs.

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They're like not into that trope at all. And they're like fucking Sarah Cade's done it again. Nice. How does she do it?

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I don't know. Fucking Sarah Cade. She never misses. Sarah Cade's praise movie is coming out.

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Oh, shit. It's getting made into a movie. Didn't even know that. Getting made into a movie. See, this is why I stay in with the shit because you guys have got no idea.

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I just found out that Daisy Jones and the Six is now a TV show. It's a TV show. Yeah. Yeah.

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More on book news. This one is really exciting for Betty. Julie Anne with her cowboy series coming out.

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Woo woo. I love Julie Anne. And Cowboys. She's part of the podcast. Yeah, she's doing Cowboys. Yeah, she should be at some point.

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Cowboys. So, the boys and the cows. Hey, Betty, you're the cow. We're the boys.

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You know what I'm talking about here, George, because I don't remember the book name, but Blood and Something is being turned into a TV show. From Blood and Ash.

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From Blood and Ash. That's a big one too. Yeah, it's a lot. You should remember the name of that book because it's got like a couple of hundred thousand ratings on Goodreads.

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Who writes it? That is Jennifer L. Armantrat. That's exciting. Yeah. Yeah.

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And in more exciting news, Amy Dawes' movie, Wait With Me, comes out on the 30th of March. Very exciting.

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On Passion Flix. Guess who's getting Passion Flix on their fucking Amazon Prime just to watch this movie. Is it not included in your Amazon Prime?

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No, so you have to buy it through Amazon Prime. Like, you pay for Amazon Prime, then you pay for it through. It's like when you get Apple subscriptions and you buy Paramount through Apple or Acorn or Britbox or whatever.

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Like you get a subscription in a subscription. I want to know like what the ratings gonna be. Like, is this gonna be like a smudged up or is it gonna be like a mature. Oh, Passion Flix is are. It is?

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Oh, I'm talking like. It's not like you see anything. But you spit there out. It's like a Bridgerton. Okay. So you get a lot of like, you get like a lot of like sex life close ups and like scans down like naked backs and like sweat. Like the after two movies.

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Yeah, like the secret after we collided. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just oh, gym scene. Just like that. After gym scene. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. In the third one. Yeah, like that's what it is. That's what Passion Flix is.

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Is it German? No, it's the third one. Okay. Well, there you go. Yeah, I got to mix up with it with the post yoga shower scene. Sorry. Oh, that one's not that hot. That one was kind of like. That one's weird.

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Because she takes off her tights in the shower and then her sports bra. I just kind of was thinking about skin pinching. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, last piece of news, sex life season two has come out and we've got BB Easton actually coming onto the podcast to talk about it.

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And it is the number one Netflix show at the moment. Wow. Yeah, she did amazing. Oh, also TLS one is coming on next week, by the way, miles ever after came out today, which is going to be like, I don't know, five days ago for you guys.

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And it came number one in Australia and number one in America within a couple of hours. Oh shit. Yeah. That's the news.

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Welcome to Girls Who Read Porn News. Now back to the book.

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What are we talking about? Killer Vacation. My Killer Vacation.

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Did we like anything about it? Yeah. Yeah, it was a good point. No, it was. I just need to remember what I liked about it.

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Okay, I had a favorite part. My favorite thing about the book was that it was a good romcom. It wasn't a shit romcom.

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It wasn't cringy. Yeah, because I feel like me and Betty, we're more inclined to be quite hard on romcoms. But I actually respected that one.

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Lucy scores by a thread a lot. And I thought that that one's slightly cringy, but it's fun cringy. That one deserved it. And so did this one. But some of them don't.

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It was funny, but in a nice way. Yeah. Yeah, I liked the plot. I worked out who it was going to be quite early on, but I still thought it was quite clever.

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Yeah, I didn't know who it was going to be. How did you not know with all the fucking links to this guy all the way through? I didn't know who it was going to be, but I definitely knew it wasn't the mirror.

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I was like, well, that's just too easy. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I liked that. And I also liked that the male protagonist was like, kind of weirdly gross.

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Yeah. Like with his clothing. Like, did you wash your clothes? We don't know. Yeah, it does. Why were you thinking about that? Because she said that. She said that in the book. She was like, I don't know when the last time he washed his clothes was.

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When she first met him. He wasn't even really described as attractive, just feral. No. Yeah, just gross. And I kind of like that. Just a crazy look in his eyes.

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Feral's good. And like, it was a good grumpy sunshine. It was a good grumpy sunshine. I love grumpy sunshine. All these like scenes as well, they'd be like describing like the hot Cape Cod weather and he'd be wearing like a black hoodie with the hood up, so it's much more hulking in the background.

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Also, like I loved his toucher and I'll kill you. Whenever that trope is in anything, I just immediately like my thighs are wet. That's it. I'm done. I'm set. Yeah. Slippin' inside in. I'm so easy to please.

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He had a really good character arc. He did. He did. Kind of. No, because he went from like, I don't want commitment. I don't want to be tied down. Like, I hate my family. I hate my life to like, give me babies and let me reconnect with my brother.

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Yeah, but I kind of thought that his backstory was a bit shit. It did seem like a bit extreme. Yeah, I was like, this doesn't kind of fit the long com.

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It was very like dramatic. The whole thing was very like dramatic. I get that. I kind of get that feeling of feeling like you failed somebody in a professional sense. Yeah.

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Like, because I think if your life, like if other people's lives depend on you and you make a mistake, it hits way harder. Like if someone gets hurt on like on your behalf because you made a mistake, then yeah, I think I'd probably feel a bit fucked up.

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Too quick? You're so rushed. I actually wrote down what I didn't like. My actual thing that I didn't like, there wasn't like enough tension between them.

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Yeah, it was meant to be enemies to lovers, but it seems to be not enemies. Yeah, they were just like annoyed at it. It was like, it was like annoyed to lovers.

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And then they just like, but it was like the same. But I just, yeah, I don't think there was enough tension because just from both sides, they just automatically were like, I would die for them.

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Yeah, yeah, I guess that's within the same vein as me where it's like it was too quick. It's short, it's short books like 300 pages and a lot happens. And I guess because so much is happening.

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The relationship develops quite quickly as well just for the plot. Like I would have happily continued to read it even if it was like an extra 200 pages just to get more of a slow burn.

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No, fair enough. I don't know. I didn't like the scene in the church when they fucked.

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Yeah, it was a bit weird. That was great. I didn't like that. I actually found that really offensive. I'm not even religious.

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Like I don't like that nuns walked in afterwards and shit. Like it's just, it's not, it's not kosher. Have you read Praised? I've read Praised. Praised did not sit well with me.

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Really? Do you know what I think it is? I'm Polish man. My family like just have drilled into me to respect the Catholic Church. I fucking hate it. Sorry for anyone who's religious. I don't believe in it.

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I don't believe in the business, but I respect other people's religions and I don't fuck around with churches. They freak me out.

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I love a good bit of sodomy. You should, you know what you should read, Ola? You should read Lessons in Sin by Pam Godwin. That's a fucking real good Catholic guilt one.

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I have serious Catholic guilt and I'm not even freaking Catholic. Like I don't consider myself Catholic.

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It's like hereditary Catholic guilt. This gets passed down.

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Yeah. I'm like, I remember telling my grandmother that I didn't believe in God or Jesus. She didn't talk to me for two years. Oh my God.

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But Poland is the most like religious country in the world when it comes to Catholicism. Like it's absurd. 99% of people in Poland are like highly psycho Catholic.

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Like my cousin's dream was to become a priest or have 11 kids. Yeah. It's kind of the same in the UK. Like all of the schools are owned or run alongside churches.

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Like all of the public schools. So my entire life I was expected to go to church with the school. Like they take you out. Like your trip was. Even though you're a Jew.

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Like once a week you would get like you'd do a little walk with your class and you'd go and sit in church.

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Yeah. And you had to take you had to take religious studies like all through school. Yeah you did at my schools too. And high school you had to take religious studies.

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What you learned about. They didn't even offer religious studies where I'm from. There wasn't even an option.

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To be fair like in year 11 and 12 they were like you can do religious studies like Jesus religious studies or you can learn about religions of the world.

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And that was really cool. That was really interesting. We always did religion of the world. So we did all religions but with a heavy emphasis on Christianity and Catholicism.

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Now you know what don't fuck in a church. I don't want to know about it. I'm still traumatized by. I love the fucks are in the ass with that oil. Yeah.

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Yeah. At least you're using Lou. Like that was what I was thinking.

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It's like it doesn't seem like it would hurt. But like I don't know if you're going to be smited or not because I don't understand Catholicism well enough.

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I'm like turning on my bucket list. Have you read it. Priest. I have. No no not priest. Yeah I haven't read priest. Oh you should.

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You should. One of my friends recommended it to me when I first started reading smart. That's really heavy. It was one of the first books I read when I started reading smart and I was like everyone needs Jesus right now.

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Like this is not OK. But a different kind of Jesus. I was like a messaging about going what the fuck did you send me.

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I started reading it because I was sort of when I was new to Smuttersbaugh and I was like everybody's talking about like how like insane this book is like how taboo it is.

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And then I read it and then that's when I realized that I do like the really like fucked up shit because I was like this isn't enough.

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This isn't that extreme. I don't know what people are talking about. Like this is like this is like it's like a two spice.

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Two spice. It just wasn't taboo enough.

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Even on our freaking rating it's a five. Like if we go through our rating system it's a five. You need Jesus. You're the one that needs Jesus. I think it's a four.

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No sweetie it's a five because it's a kink thing as well. Is it that much of a kink thing though? Not fucking a priest.

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But we have OK but like when we say kink is it our kink or the kink in the book because people do have kinks for fucking priests so that to me is a five.

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But I don't think she had a kink for fucking priests. I think she just had a kink for fucking that guy. She wasn't like a serious priest hugger.

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You know what's a really good like sexy priest relationship? The one in Fleabag? I don't want to go.

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Yeah I really want to watch Fleabag. I watched one episode and I just gave up. I love Fleabag when he calls he calls him father and he's like fuck you for calling me father like it doesn't turn you on.

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I think I saw a snippet of that. Yeah you will it's really popular. Yes I've seen that. All right what's our favorite sex scenes?

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Oh the car park one. You want to watch the car park one? Yeah. Oh yeah that one was good. I got so pissed off at the sex scenes I'm not going to lie. Why? Why?

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Let me explain. The first one interrupted. The second one interrupted. That was the slow burn part of it. The third one interrupted and I was like fuck this I threw my kindle and I'm like if somebody doesn't get penetrated soon I'm going to snap my fucking kindle.

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I got so cranky. I like the interruptions. I like the interruptions as well. That's one of my favorite I was kind of stuck between they were both interrupted ones. The one where they were in like the cove when they go snorkeling.

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Really fucking good. And then also the one before that where they were in the murder house and they get interrupted. But they're like about to fuck in the murder house. So good.

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Now the car park scene is 100% my favorite scene. Because he's like whoopie got in the bag. She's like nothing.

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I don't know which one my favorite was. It was kind of bizarre. The narrative of her being like I just want a guy to like fuck me up in bed. Yeah. It was pretty fucking weird.

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The sex scenes were really really hot but once they started getting interrupted I was like I'm out. I just wasn't expecting that to be the narrative in the book.

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She's like yeah I just want to be fucked up and no one will fuck me up. I just want to be fucked rough. She kept on being like I just want someone to just treat me so rough in bed. Everybody's too gentle with me.

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But it was like she hadn't seen any of this stuff in her monologue. It was just in her dialogue. I know my favorite sex scene. In the bathroom.

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The first time they actually sleep together. The first time they actually fucked. Yeah. And it also wasn't even that rough.

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Yeah but all of a sudden she's on the floor. It was real. There was lots of acrobatics. I don't know because she went from the sink to being leaned against the shower door to on the floor. To me that isn't that complicated of a progression.

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No I think she was on her knees at one point with her hands on her thing. Yeah and she was on the sink and then she went on the shower door and then her hands went to the floor.

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I don't remember. I just remember thinking okay it finally happened. It was a good scene though. Yeah it was a good sex scene. It was pretty raunchy for a romcom.

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Yeah. It was a raunchy one. If you picked that up in a bookstore thinking it was going to be a nice little read. Like a chick lit read. You'd be like wow. You'd be pleasantly surprised.

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Yeah. Oh it depends. Unless you're one of those one star fucking non bing bong assholes. Maybe you wouldn't be.

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The ones that obviously refuse like I thought this was a sweet book but they're having sex.

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Okay that's the only time I'll use the c word is for people who give one stars for their being sex in books. You guys fucking you guys need Jesus.

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Yeah. Honestly there should be like a thing like you should open a book and it should have like a little like tick box and it's ticked if it has sex in it and if it doesn't have the tick then it doesn't have sex in it and it would just make it so much easier for everybody.

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Yeah I need someone to categorize goodreads. I need someone to like put a little like warning on the goodreads smart book so I can find the smart books because I'm so sick of going into a book being like oh this looks kind of raunchy because it's like I have naked men on the cover and then you get through it and you're like where is it?

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Yeah it's just fade to black the whole time or you'll be seeing ones that'll be like I feel like especially with like Instagram and TikTok like you know like we get so many fucking like smutty things all the algorithms are essentially like geared towards it and even now and then like one will pop up and it's not smutty at all and you're like why am I getting it?

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But it sounds really good.

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It's such a good story. Always happens to me with fantasy. But then they're just like oh she likes smutty fantasy that just means that she likes fantasy overall. Like I do but at the moment I'm not reading anything that doesn't have smart.

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Yeah pretty much.

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Yeah, listen.

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So if someone can get on that in the goodreads team.

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Yeah.

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It should just be like a filter option, you know?

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Filter by whether or not it contains sex.

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Exactly.

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I decided that we're going to play a get to know you game today.

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Oh.

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Because people always keep asking us.

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No it's not about me. It's that the people want to know us for some godforsaken fucking reason.

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You just don't.

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You don't.

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I'm so worried.

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So then I found the weirdest questions so they could get to know nothing about us but like everything about us at the same time.

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Like they're going to know no substance.

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That's perfect.

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I don't have any. I don't have any substance so that's a good thing.

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Yeah like you're not going to find out what my dog's name was, my first dog so that you can put it in passwords for my banking.

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That's all I'm doing for today.

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The naked model of my first car.

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My childhood best friend's name.

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What would you consider to be your weirdest quality?

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Like physically or like emotionally?

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Your personality. I don't care about physically.

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Because I have like really weird teeth.

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Physically it's my pinky toe on my right.

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I have really weird teeth.

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I think it is her pinky toe on her right.

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No it's my teeth.

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Is it?

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Oh it's my teeth or on one ear I only have half an ear left.

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Honestly move on from that.

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On one ear I only have half an ear left.

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I think this is your weirdest quality. You answered your own question by the way.

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What is that? What do you call that?

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What is the quality called?

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Georgia.

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Georgia?

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Maybe my probably weirdest quality is my ability to not feel anything.

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I would agree with that.

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Your apathy.

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We're so broke.

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In like a fun way.

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I'm so fun.

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I'm not an emotional person.

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I know it's so fucking weird.

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I cry at everything.

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We're just like on the opposite side of the spectrum so hard.

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I would cry.

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My mum and I were talking about like if I had kids and they were in hospital.

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And I'm like I swear to god I would cry.

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And she's like but you can't.

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Like you'll freak your kid out.

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And I'm like tell my body not to freak the fuck out.

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I can't help it.

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I just cry.

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I just freak out.

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I just want to be associated with you when you're pregnant.

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Nobody does.

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I will be in nightmare.

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Congratulations on our new 9 months.

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Fuck that.

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I don't want to know anyone when I'm pregnant.

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I'm going to be disgusting.

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You're ripping his hair out.

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Oh my god.

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I just I don't want that for anyone.

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Like I feel like they could use me in Guantanamo Bay.

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You're going to be like the person that's like 3am and you're going to be crying.

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Over what he like tacos.

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Maybe that's my weirdest quality is that I cry at everything.

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But I'm not a crier when I'm upset with someone.

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I'm a crier at everything else.

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Like I cry when I'm happy.

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I cry.

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I'm an angry crier.

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And I hate that because then people think that you're upset.

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But really you're so angry and you can't like deal with your emotions that like you just immediately start crying.

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Can I answer G's weirdest quality?

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I think her weirdest quality is the ability to like if you give G like a situation, right?

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So if I said like, oh, we're going to go to the supermarket at 12 o'clock today.

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G will have planned every possible outcome from the moment we leave the house to the moment we meet the supermarket and exactly how we're going to deal with it if it was to ever occur.

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That's called anxiety.

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I feel like all of our outcomes are because of like mental health problems.

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All of our weird qualities are because we're all mentally fucked up.

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I think about what I do.

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I say that with love.

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I'm sorry, but I feel like we've all got anxiety at some point.

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No, I just do that with everything.

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I just plan everything.

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I try to predict everything that's going to happen every time I leave the house, which is like really tiring and unhelpful.

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That's exhausting.

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I'm exhausted for you.

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And then when things don't go the way I predict it, then it just like sends me.

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Then I just like dissociate because I can't deal with it anymore.

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It's a terrible way to live.

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What's your worst pet pave?

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Mine.

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Mine's loud sneezes and I'm the loudest sneezer I know.

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So like it's like the living like today I sneezed in front of the cleaner and she was like what happened?

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And I pissed myself off.

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Like I was so angry with myself.

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I'm like, can you just shut up?

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And it's me.

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I think mine is people that talk too much.

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Me.

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It's not not even the it's just like when people just talk and you're not even responding like people that just talk at you.

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They'll walk into a room and just start talking at you.

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Like I hate that so much.

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I can't do like unclear communication or like passiveness.

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Like I just don't get it.

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Like if you're being passive aggressive, I just don't understand it.

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I like I need you to tell me like exactly what's happening, how you're feeling and how I can fix it.

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Like I don't.

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If you walk into the room and you're like Betty's a mad.

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I'll be like are you OK?

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And if you say like I'm yeah I'm fine.

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Like I'll be like oh she's fine.

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Like I just won't read into a tie on her tail.

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Narator?

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Narator?

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Narator?

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They were not fine.

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I don't know.

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You just have to tell me.

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OK.

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What conspiracy theories do you actually think are true?

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There actually was one that I thought was true.

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9-11.

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I don't know how I feel.

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Generally.

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Nah I don't know.

295
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I'm not a huge conspiracy theorist.

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Generally I feel like I'm very like I'm very cynical but in the way that leads me to believe that like everybody that believes in conspiracy theories is like unintelligent.

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A psychopath?

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Yeah just really stupid.

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Yeah.

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I feel the same way to be honest.

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I probably somewhat believe in but not 100% is I believe there is somewhat some sort of like secret organization of rich people.

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Yes.

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Not specifically as dramatic.

304
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I was just about to say the Illuminati.

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Not like as dramatic as the Illuminati and I don't believe they're in control of as much as we think they're in control of but there is 100% like some rich organization out there that why we have no idea exists.

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Yeah.

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Fair enough.

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Okay.

309
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Sorry.

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What is an unexpected time that you think you're really hot?

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What?

312
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What like time of day?

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So is there a time?

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No.

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Like is there a time where like you've just looked at yourself and you think fuck I'm so hot right now and you could be literally like vacuuming or something like can you remember a time where you've just been like doing something really random and you're like I'm the fucking hot guy.

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Yeah, I have a consistent one.

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Yeah, me and me both have ones that are consistent.

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My one is the morning after a party when I'm hungover.

319
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You think you're hot.

320
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I look incredible.

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Like for some reason my skin is like glowing because when I get home from a party when I've been drinking I only take off my face makeup.

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I leave my eyes and then I sleep with my eyes on and then I get up and I look I look a little like sexy.

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My hair is a little like mused. I like smell really good because I took a to get ready to go into bed last night.

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Like yeah and I like I'm always like real glowy.

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You know it's wonderful.

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I look really good after like a heavy make out because it might for some reason my lips get really really really swollen.

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Nice.

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I look like I've had lip fillers and my hair is like a mess but like I look I don't know for some reason I just suit like really messy hair and my like mascara is all smudged.

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I don't know.

330
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You know I'm like glowing.

331
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Mine is so like off par compared to you guys.

332
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I look great after a shit.

333
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Oh God.

334
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What does that mean?

335
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It's super.

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Like I just feel real good about myself.

337
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I'm like you lost five kilos.

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Look at you.

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You're like a sexy bitch.

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You're like so skinny.

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Yeah like not even about skinniness like I'm just like this is all you now.

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Like this is you.

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You got rid of the shit.

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Yeah got rid of all the shit in my life.

345
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This is all you now.

346
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When do you guys think you look the absolute worst?

347
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When I'm wet.

348
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When I'm sitting on Josh's face.

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When he's looking up at you from that angle.

350
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Well yeah when I'm wet I like a drowned rat.

351
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Just got with these questions.

352
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People want to get to know us you're welcome.

353
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Mine is after I exercise.

354
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Because I get so red.

355
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I get so red.

356
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Oh my God me too.

357
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Oh you do get really red.

358
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I get I turn into a beetroot.

359
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And it's like I literally could go outside and it's just that little bit too hot.

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I don't look like happy healthy glow.

363
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I look like exhausted.

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I get like haggard.

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I get that when it's really hot and I just go outside and all of a sudden I'm just like

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disgusting.

367
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Yeah like a swamp creature.

368
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Like and like the bottom of my hair gets like.

369
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Oh the bottom of my hair gets so sweaty.

370
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And it's just like I just like why would I want to exercise.

371
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Yeah.

372
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Yeah fuck that.

373
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Because then I have to wash my hair.

374
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I just don't.

375
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Yeah.

376
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I like I'll be like sweating in my hair for like a week before I wash it.

377
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I believe that.

378
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I'm crazy.

379
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:20,000
What's the craziest travel story you have.

380
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Oh my was probably the time I nearly died in New York.

381
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
That happens to everyone.

382
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Is that really crazy.

383
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
What happened.

384
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:39,000
I was getting a plane from the small airport in New York not JFK the other one Newark.

385
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
That's it.

386
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:45,000
And I was staying in Queens and my plane was at 4am and there was a bus going.

387
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Jesus Christ Betty.

388
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,000
You do not get a 4am flight leaving Queens.

389
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Everyone knows that.

390
00:36:53,000 --> 00:37:00,000
So and the bus to Newark was going from like the city center at like 2am.

391
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:05,000
So I got on a subway from Queens to the city center at 2am carrying my suitcase and my

392
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000
little Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pillow.

393
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:13,000
And I got off the subway and I can't remember which subway it was but it was like a dodgy

394
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000
area.

395
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
And as I got there my bus had just drove off.

396
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:22,000
So I'm stranded in the middle of New York City at 2am by myself.

397
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
I have no cash on me to get a taxi.

398
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
I don't have an international card.

399
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
So I'm like well I'm fucked.

400
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Like I have no idea what I'm going to do.

401
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
This is the last plane out.

402
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:37,000
So I was just sat on the corner trying to figure out what to do and this yellow cab

403
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,000
pulled up and this little guy got out, this little Asian man got out and he was like where

404
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
are you going?

405
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
And I was like I'm going to Newark.

406
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
And he's like same did you miss the bus?

407
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000
And I was like yeah.

408
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000
And he's like jump in the taxi with me.

409
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,000
We'll split the fare because it was going to be like 50 bucks.

410
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Like 50 American dollars.

411
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
And I was like I don't have any cash on me or anything.

412
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Like I could probably transfer you if you give me your bank account details but I don't

413
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
have any cash.

414
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
And he was like don't worry about it.

415
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Just like get in the taxi.

416
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,000
So I just got in the taxi with this strange, with this two strange men, the taxi driver

417
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
and this little guy.

418
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:12,000
And then as soon as I got in the taxi and we set off I was like I looked at like I literally

419
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
had a moment of like hindsight.

420
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
I was like what the fuck am I doing?

421
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,000
But thankfully we made it to Newark Airport.

422
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000
And when I got out I was like hey I don't have any money on me right now.

423
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000
And the guy was like don't worry about it.

424
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
It's fine.

425
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,000
And but then when I got to Newark Airport it was like way too early because I was expecting

426
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
to take a bus.

427
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
So I got there at 2.30 in the morning.

428
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:39,000
So I had to sit outside Newark Airport in the cold for an hour before the airport opened

429
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
at 3.30.

430
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Man what a story.

431
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000
I almost got robbed by gypsies in Hungary.

432
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
You can't use the word gypsy.

433
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Not anymore.

434
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Travellers.

435
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Fine travellers.

436
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Sorry.

437
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
I can't keep up.

438
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:58,000
I'm really sorry but you have like.

439
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Last week I learnt that I can't use the word gypsy.

440
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:04,000
If they're in Romania they are technically gypsies.

441
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
They are.

442
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
They were actually gypsies.

443
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Like they have.

444
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
They're gypsies right.

445
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
And this was at a time.

446
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:14,000
I witnessed them in the wild and I classified them as gypsies.

447
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,000
No but they are.

448
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Like they're in Hungary.

449
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
They were coming from Romania.

450
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
And they were trying to get.

451
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:30,000
If they are Romani which is like the actual word for it not gypsy.

452
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Okay then they're Romani.

453
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
I apologise for offending everyone.

454
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
I actually am because I didn't realise that that was a bad word.

455
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:41,000
In Poland we still use that word and I only speak to my mum about them.

456
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:46,000
To be fair you are about to talk about how they almost robbed you.

457
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Thank you.

458
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:53,000
So I'm on this train and this was when Croatia was not in the European Union yet.

459
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000
I think this was like 2010 or so.

460
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
I don't know it was years ago.

461
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
It was like 10.

462
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
No it was like 11 years ago I think.

463
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Right.

464
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
So I'm travelling Europe for a year.

465
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
I'm like fuck uni.

466
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Fuck everything.

467
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000
I'm going on an adventure.

468
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Right.

469
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:17,000
My ex-boyfriend's family lived in the middle of nowhere Croatia.

470
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Which means that you do not get on a nice metal train.

471
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:32,000
You get on a nice rickety fucking wooden thing which is only one carriage and you can see the train driver at the front.

472
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Like it's just one thing.

473
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Okay.

474
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,000
So it's me, one other white guy.

475
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
This is the only way that I can explain him.

476
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
And a bunch of Romani.

477
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Right.

478
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,000
I didn't know where this other guy was from but he was massive jacked.

479
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,000
And I'm like what the fuck is this guy doing going out to the middle of butt fuck nowhere Croatia.

480
00:40:53,000 --> 00:41:01,000
And I'm sitting there and I've got like all my shit and then these Romani's like come to my door and they're like yelling at me and I'm like I only speak English or Polish.

481
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Like I can't I don't know what you're saying.

482
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:12,000
And they're yelling at me and they're like coming into the room like trying to take my bag off me and I'm like literally monkey gripping this bitch.

483
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:19,000
And I'm like on the floor in the middle of the fucking compartment like hugging this bag.

484
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:25,000
And so this other guy heard me and he's this Canadian guy who's a Polish bodyguard.

485
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:31,000
And I was like the heavens have sent this man to me.

486
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:41,000
He stood in front of my compartment for eight hours on this train ride and was like flicking everyone off who was trying to come near me and my shit.

487
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Dude what the hell.

488
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:49,000
It was the most bizarre thing I'd ever gone through and I was shitting myself.

489
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,000
I shat myself for eight hours straight.

490
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,000
I held on to that bag and nobody was taking that bag.

491
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:01,000
There's one time that I took too many sleeping pills in a bus to San Francisco and there was meth.

492
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,000
People doing meth at the back of the bus and then I couldn't sleep so I just got really high and started hallucinating.

493
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000
That happened to me on a plane with Finnegan.

494
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
It's not good. You can't do that.

495
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
It's not fun.

496
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:20,000
It sucks. And then I started like and I didn't have enough magnesium when I did it too so I started like getting like real stiff and shit.

497
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:27,000
So I'm like really high and like stiff on this flight sitting in between people and I was like this is what hell is.

498
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Like there was nothing worse.

499
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Yeah.

500
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Yeah. Fuck that.

501
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
What about you G? Yeah.

502
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:39,000
It was my craziest travel story.

503
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:50,000
We were in Thailand when I was a kid and we were taking like a van to go and get a ferry to some of like the Thai islands like Koh Samui and stuff in the Gulf of Thailand.

504
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,000
And so we got in. The thing was like the van was like super late.

505
00:42:54,000 --> 00:43:01,000
It was just like me and my mom and like a bunch of other backpackers that were all sort of like European or American.

506
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:06,000
And we got in and the driver was like just he like showed up super late.

507
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:12,000
He was like super tired and he kept on falling asleep at the wheel and everybody was like is he like drinking?

508
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Like because he would just fall asleep and start like veering off to the side.

509
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,000
And I thought it was just like a game. I was like eight years old.

510
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:30,000
I thought it was going to be like funny because everybody started like whistling like every time he had like nod to like wake him up like clapping behind his head and stuff.

511
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000
That's fucking funny.

512
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
I've had some weird shit happen in Southeast Asia.

513
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Josh and I went last time for a month and we were in four car accidents.

514
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Oh my God.

515
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:47,000
And one guy pulled out a fucking machete from his boot to have a go at the person who crashed into him.

516
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
And I'm like Josh get out of the car.

517
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Josh get out of the fucking car.

518
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
And he's like he's got a fucking machete.

519
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Stay the fuck up.

520
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000
What hobby are you excited to pick up after you retire?

521
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,000
I've already picked up all of my retirement hobbies.

522
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Yeah I've got all my hobbies.

523
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000
Yeah I do.

524
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Do you know what I bought the other day?

525
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
A loom.

526
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,000
A loom.

527
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
I bought a knit and a wig loom.

528
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
And I'm really good at it.

529
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
You are unhinged.

530
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
I'm actually just so good at it.

531
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000
I believe that because you're so good at creative shit.

532
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
I like making things.

533
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Are you bookbinding?

534
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Yeah netting.

535
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Yeah.

536
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Snitting, sewing.

537
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000
All that shit.

538
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Love it.

539
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,000
I'd like to become a miniature person.

540
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,000
I think you would be a fabulous miniature person.

541
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Thank you.

542
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Me and G built a miniature wooden working motorcycle the other week.

543
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
It's great.

544
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Oh, well well.

545
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
I'm happy for you.

546
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I don't know what to say.

547
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000
It took us so long.

548
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000
I think that's really fucking weird.

549
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000
I also like the idea of being old and having a project car.

550
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,000
That makes sense.

551
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Because you're a man.

552
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
I think of you and I can imagine that happening.

553
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Grandpa Bitty.

554
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Yeah.

555
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
With a project car.

556
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Yeah.

557
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
That's nice.

558
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,000
I don't know.

559
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000
I feel like I agree with you guys.

560
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
I feel like I've reached all my hobby potentials.

561
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Yeah.

562
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,000
My plan is to just get so good that by the time I retire people are like, oh my god.

563
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
How does she do it?

564
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Who is this?

565
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
How does she do it?

566
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,000
When's her book coming out?

567
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Do you know what?

568
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
I'm going to write SMUT when I retire.

569
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Oh, yeah.

570
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000
And it's going to be terrible.

571
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Yeah.

572
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000
It's going to be fucking terrible.

573
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,000
And it's going to be like really cringy.

574
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
But you guys have to pretend to love it.

575
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000
We will.

576
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Okay.

577
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,000
So I don't know if you guys feel this way.

578
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
I feel this way.

579
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
And it actually hit me today.

580
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:56,000
But what is the first time that you felt like you were old?

581
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
I haven't had it yet.

582
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000
You haven't had it?

583
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
I don't think so.

584
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Today was when I listened to fucking Candy by Mandy Moore.

585
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
What?

586
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
The I Want Candy song?

587
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
No.

588
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000
No?

589
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000
This is before that.

590
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Oh.

591
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Probably.

592
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Sometimes social media makes me feel old.

593
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Or TikTok makes me feel fucking old.

594
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Because Biddy and I live in a university town and occasionally being around university students can make me feel quite old.

595
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Sometimes I get these things on my TikTok algorithm and it's like you're cool if you know all of these songs from the 90s.

596
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,000
And they're the popular hits from the 90s.

597
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,000
And then you'll go to the comments and they'll be like, I only know three out of ten.

598
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000
And you're like, how?

599
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Yeah.

600
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
It doesn't make sense.

601
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:53,000
I was once having a conversation with someone and I made a joke about how I'd like to get married in Vegas with an Elvis.

602
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,000
And the person didn't realize that Elvis was actually dead.

603
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
And that made me feel old.

604
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000
I was talking about that real Elvis.

605
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000
What are the words that are coming out of your mouth right now?

606
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
That's not even real.

607
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
What are you saying?

608
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Nobody like that even exists.

609
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
No, that's stupid.

610
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Wait, on that same vein of just like idiots, because I think this is a funny story.

611
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:25,000
I once went on a date with a girl and she thought that cordless hoovers worked on Bluetooth.

612
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Oh my god.

613
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Who are these people?

614
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:37,000
I'm kind of scared of asking this question because I feel like G is just going to kick it out of the ballpark.

615
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,000
But what's the most pointless skill you have?

616
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Fuck.

617
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
She's like freaking out right now.

618
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
She's like, I have a billion of them.

619
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Things that just don't do anything.

620
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000
I think mine is speed reading.

621
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Yeah.

622
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
That can be useful.

623
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Really?

624
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Like in what we're doing slightly, but otherwise, no.

625
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Like how much do people, like, do I really need to speed read tomato soup on like a can?

626
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Yeah, maybe.

627
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
It's not like super useless.

628
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,000
I don't know if I have any useless skills.

629
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:20,000
I have a lot of skills and I'm pretty sure all of them are useless.

630
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Okay, I'm really good at origami.

631
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Like I'm really good at folding.

632
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000
I've been like doing origami actively since I was like a child.

633
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Like so I'm great at folding.

634
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Oh, I'm really good at speed typing.

635
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
That's not useless.

636
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000
That's so useful.

637
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
That's not useless.

638
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000
That's useful.

639
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
I don't know.

640
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000
I don't know how.

641
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,000
I don't know what useless test I have.

642
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000
I don't have a lot of skills.

643
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000
So if I've gained a skill, I've gained it for use.

644
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Man.

645
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:51,000
But even so, like, even with my work, like I'm, oh, I'm really good at restraining people.

646
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
That's useful.

647
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Outside of work though, useless.

648
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000
But inside work.

649
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,000
It could be useful.

650
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,000
But if I ever change jobs, I'm just going to have this like qualifications and like restraints.

651
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Yeah, but like it depends what kind of kinks you're into.

652
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Fair enough.

653
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,000
I got a diploma in theater lightning, theater lighting.

654
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Okay, useless.

655
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Totally fucking useless.

656
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
I have like, I have a lot of like animal.

657
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,000
I can crochet.

658
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Useless.

659
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000
I can't crochet.

660
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000
That's not useless.

661
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000
No.

662
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,000
What the fuck am I going to crochet?

663
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Everything.

664
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
You can crochet everything you ever wanted.

665
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Crochet is coming back.

666
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Crochet is back.

667
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Crochet yourself like a brat.

668
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Fuck that.

669
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Um, I haven't, I have a lot of like animal related skills that I don't put into practice

670
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000
like ever.

671
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Like I have a lot of like things like I don't know how to like drench a sheep and like tail

672
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000
them.

673
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
Like I know how to like, yeah.

674
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Like all that shit.

675
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:49,000
I know like the, I know a lot of farmy things that I never use.

676
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Yeah.

677
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,000
What's your favorite kind of tree?

678
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
The one with the droopy.

679
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Like is it a willow?

680
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Yeah.

681
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Like then.

682
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000
Willows are cute.

683
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,000
They're kind of depressing though.

684
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,000
And they're always, and they're always bullet bodies of water and they dip into the water.

685
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Yeah, those are my favorite.

686
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,000
What is it, the really big redwood trees?

687
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Redwoods.

688
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Redwood?

689
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,000
No, are they called redwoods?

690
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,000
They're in the North Island of New Zealand.

691
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Like they're endemic to New Zealand.

692
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Oh, they'll be a something redwood.

693
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Yeah.

694
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Yeah.

695
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:25,000
And they're like Lord of the Rings-esque forest type trees where they're like a hundred

696
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000
meters.

697
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Kind of piney.

698
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,000
They're like a hundred meters high and they're like this really deep red color and they grow

699
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,000
really close together.

700
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,000
So when you walk through the forest, it's like the most magical thing.

701
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000
I've got an add to it.

702
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,000
What about you, Ola?

703
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,000
One sec.

704
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
I really like eucalyptus trees.

705
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Nice.

706
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Good choice.

707
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
I don't know what my thing is going to be.

708
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000
The smell of eucalyptus is home.

709
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:48,000
You do that, oh my god, eucalyptus is like one of my favorite smells.

710
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Okay.

711
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,000
What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

712
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Leave.

713
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Yeah.

714
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Fuck that.

715
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
I wouldn't stay there.

716
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Like I would leave.

717
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000
I would end up on my killer vacation.

718
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,000
I would end up on my killer vacation.

719
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:06,000
What would you actually, because if you actually found a dead body, like they're actually so

720
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000
fucking gross.

721
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Yeah, they are pretty gross.

722
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Are they?

723
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,000
I've never seen one.

724
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
You've never seen a dead body.

725
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
I've never seen a dead body.

726
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Okay.

727
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
Also, I'm not a nurse, G.

728
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
I've seen so many dead bodies.

729
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Is it because you're a nurse?

730
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Like you've seen so many dead bodies?

731
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
No, even before then.

732
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
I've just, throughout my whole life, I've been exposed to death.

733
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
My mom thought I was like real small.

734
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,000
I've never seen a dead body.

735
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Yeah, because I did that and then I did caregiving and then I did nursing.

736
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,000
They get all bloated and their face doesn't look like their face anymore.

737
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Your eyes don't close.

738
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,000
That's probably the only thing that I really don't care.

739
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,000
Your mouth is normally open, your cheeks are stinking.

740
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
I'd probably just like, I'd probably walk in.

741
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
You know what, sometimes the time you have like the eyes are like this.

742
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Yeah.

743
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Like really weird shit.

744
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Yeah.

745
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,000
I'd probably walk in and see the dead body and then close the door.

746
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Close the door and go, I would like to report a dead body.

747
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
And then I'd probably go down to reception.

748
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,000
I'd be like, Hey, I'm real sorry to like inconvenience you, but the room that you gave me has a dead body in it.

749
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
So can I get a new room please?

750
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000
Yeah.

751
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
But then also I don't want to deal with it.

752
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:15,000
See, I feel like I'm not the sort of person to care about like how they died.

753
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:21,000
But I feel like because it's like doing nursing and stuff like that, I'd be like, so how are we going to deal with this?

754
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Have you called the right people?

755
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Are they going to treat the body respectfully?

756
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,000
Like how do we get in touch with the family?

757
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Like I would be like doing that shit.

758
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,000
I won't be doing any of that shit.

759
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
I'll be like, this is your problem now.

760
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,000
I would like a new room, a new shower.

761
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Thanks.

762
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Or like a new hotel.

763
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Oh no, just a new room.

764
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,000
Oh, I'm like, send me out of here.

765
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:46,000
But I still want to like watch what happens.

766
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,000
You can like knock on the, please can knock on my door to get my statement and then they can leave me alone.

767
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,000
I don't want to go.

768
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
I don't really care what happens after that.

769
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Not my body, not my problem.

770
00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:04,000
What is something normal that people do that's actually really weird?

771
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Touch me.

772
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
No.

773
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:13,000
I think it's weird that people work full time.

774
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000
That's normal.

775
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000
It's terrible.

776
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
It is normal that we do five days.

777
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Yeah, I know for 40 hours.

778
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
That's mad to me.

779
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,000
I think it's weird that-

780
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Yeah, but I enjoy having cash.

781
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Yeah, but I just don't think it's normal.

782
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
I don't get the three meals a day thing.

783
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,000
You don't get the three meals a day thing?

784
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,000
You don't get it.

785
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,000
I don't need three meals a day.

786
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000
How many do you need?

787
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
One.

788
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000
And a lot of snacks.

789
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000
I don't like meals.

790
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Okay, I'm a snacker as well.

791
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000
I can have one meal and 50 snacks.

792
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,000
That's what I mean.

793
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000
I don't get the meal thing.

794
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Like why would I want like one meal when I can have like lots of different snacks?

795
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Yeah, I don't like snacking.

796
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000
I think snacking is annoying.

797
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
It doesn't make you full.

798
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
I like being hungry and then I like being full.

799
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
But I eat two meals a day.

800
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:04,000
I prefer to have two but like with snacks.

801
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000
No snacks.

802
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
No, I like a good like evening meal.

803
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:10,000
Like a big meal where you go to bed so you're nice and full and you're happy throughout the day.

804
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
I'll just nibble on things.

805
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
I hate eating right before bed.

806
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
It always just makes me feel-

807
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
Because I sleep on my front.

808
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000
I sleep on my stomach.

809
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
And I've got like this big fucking-

810
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Because I eat massive portions too.

811
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
So it's like this big-

812
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,000
I've seen you eat.

813
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,000
This big bloaty belly.

814
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,000
That Keesh-

815
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,000
I can't.

816
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,000
That whole family size keesh.

817
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,000
The Keesh situation of 2022 is still traumatic.

818
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
That was a lot of egg.

819
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
It was a lot of egg.

820
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,000
And then you were really sick for so long.

821
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Yeah.

822
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,000
She's still eating Keesh though.

823
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000
Love Keesh.

824
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Do you know what I find fucking weird?

825
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Is buying lingerie for a guy.

826
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000
I kind of find that weird too.

827
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:54,000
I find it absurd because it's going to be on you for three seconds.

828
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000
That's what annoys me.

829
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
And it's such a waste of money.

830
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Okay, I don't buy lingerie anymore because I get really fucking annoyed when you put on some nice lingerie and then it immediately gets removed.

831
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000
Because they don't give a fuck.

832
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000
You need to live in the happy medium, eh?

833
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Where it's comfortable enough that you can wear it properly.

834
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,000
But then it's also like you feel hot in it.

835
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,000
You feel good in it.

836
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,000
Yeah.

837
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,000
Yeah.

838
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,000
What do you usually think about when you're on the toilet?

839
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
I don't have thoughts.

840
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000
I don't know.

841
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Yeah, that's true.

842
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000
You don't.

843
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
What do you think about?

844
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
I actually am just like, what's on Instagram?

845
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,000
I just like, I guess I just think about like what I need to do.

846
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Do you come up with like a fail safe plan for the toilet?

847
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Or do you go?

848
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Probably.

849
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:43,000
I have a lot of anxiety about people walking in on me while I'm on the toilet.

850
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,000
So you've got like plans to like...

851
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
Yeah, so I make like a lot of noise.

852
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:52,000
I do things to like make a lot of noise.

853
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000
So that they don't open the door.

854
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000
So they don't open the door.

855
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000
So I like I'll turn on like...

856
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,000
Why don't you just get a sign that you walk around and put it on the door being like, jeez, in the toilet.

857
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,000
I should.

858
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
Honestly, it seems like it's more that that would be easier.

859
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
We should get an open and closed sign.

860
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000
We should get an open and closed sign, yeah.

861
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,000
We don't have to do like...

862
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Because like there's like a really loud fan.

863
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Or like by lock.

864
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,000
There's a really loud fan in our bathroom.

865
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,000
So I turn that on.

866
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:17,000
I like hit the toilet rolls over sometimes if I feel like I can hear somebody approaching the door.

867
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000
So then they know.

868
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Did you know this, Betty?

869
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
No.

870
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Do you ever hear the toilet rolls like smashing?

871
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000
Wait, me and G have opposite schedules.

872
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000
I'm not at home.

873
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
We see each other like once a week.

874
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000
When we're recording.

875
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:38,000
I look there, thoughts empty.

876
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Unless it's like a real bad experience and I'm like, what the fuck did I eat?

877
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I think of like if I've had an argument with somebody like five years ago, what I could have said.

878
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
I don't like the shower.

879
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,000
I mean, in and out of the shower as quick as I possibly can.

880
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
You don't like to shower.

881
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
It's too much stimulation.

882
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Because it's sound, heat, touch, it's everything.

883
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,000
I'm naked.

884
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Like what?

885
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
I'm just being naked in a room.

886
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,000
Oh my god.

887
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:19,000
The worst part about our shower though is when you're in the shower naked, you can see yourself in the mirror.

888
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,000
No, no, no, no, that should not be allowed.

889
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,000
Because what if you haven't taken a shit yet that day?

890
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Yeah, but you can just see yourself like full frontal.

891
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,000
No, I don't want to see that.

892
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,000
I don't mind it.

893
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
I don't want to see that.

894
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,000
I don't share it at house.

895
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,000
No, I just turn around.

896
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
I just wouldn't look at it.

897
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:47,000
Sometimes you catch a glimpse of yourself and you're like, oh, and you're looking like a fucking goblin.

898
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Yeah, because I look worse when I'm wet.

899
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
It's like a goblin smegle.

900
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
I do, I look worse when I'm wet.

901
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Oh my god, that's so fucking funny.

902
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,000
All right, Swanstar.

903
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Next week.

904
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000
Yeah, she'll be there.

905
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Or B Square.

906
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Honestly, you don't want to miss out on this one.

907
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000
This is a big one.

908
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,000
It should be fun.

909
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,000
It is a big one.

910
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,000
This one's a big one.

911
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Big boys play this game.

912
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,000
I think our next few authors are big ones.

913
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:19,000
We've got a big one kind of few weeks happening.

914
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000
The biggest of the ones.

915
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000
The ginormous.

916
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:29,000
Yeah.

917
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,000
If you have any news for us, send us a message on Girls Who Read.

918
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Even if it's not book related, like if you're getting married in a week.

919
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000
Yeah, tell us.

920
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:41,000
We'll put it on the Girls Who Read porn news broadcast section.

921
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Yeah, if you just had a really good day.

922
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
Yeah, tell us.

923
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
We'll let everyone know.

924
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Exactly.

925
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Or if you have an achievement.

926
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,000
I'm pretty sure graduation season's coming up if you're graduating university.

927
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,000
No, it's not.

928
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,000
It's at the end of the year, isn't it?

929
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,000
No, it's not.

930
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
The graduation ceremonies start happening now.

931
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Oh.

932
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Yeah, it's graduation season.

933
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,000
Fancy charmancy.

934
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,000
Yeah, tell us if you're graduating.

935
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Tell us if you're having a baby.

936
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000
Tell us if you're not having a baby.

937
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,000
Yeah, tell us if you just found out you're not pregnant and you're really excited about it.

938
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Yeah, I love those when it's like, got my period.

939
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
This is the best day ever.

940
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Tell us if you guys got some really good dick.

941
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,000
Yeah.

942
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
I want to know that.

943
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000
Like actually legit.

944
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,000
That's actually relevant.

945
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,000
So yeah.

946
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,000
Yeah.

947
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Also tell us if you're really liking any books at the moment.

948
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Also, mean mail us if you want us to review a book because a few people have.

949
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
Well, one person has and she has a...

950
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000
No, no, no.

951
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,000
Before that, we've got to do that other one that we were previously taught.

952
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
No, but it's the same girl.

953
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000
It's the same girl.

954
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
No.

955
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Yeah.

956
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000
No, it's not.

957
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,000
Yeah, it is.

958
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,000
Anyway, we can talk about it later.

959
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,000
We have one fan.

960
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Have a good...

961
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,000
Yeah.

962
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,000
And it's me.

963
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,000
No, I know.

964
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,000
And she's really nice.

965
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,000
And she's really nice.

966
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,000
She's so lovely.

967
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,000
She's actually really nice.

968
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:03,000
She messages us on Instagram as well and I'm actually like, I get excited when she messages

969
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:08,000
us because I know it's going to be something so nice and it just like makes my week.

970
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,000
All right.

971
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Thanks for listening everybody.

972
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000
Yeah.

973
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Okay.

974
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Bye.

975
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Bye.

976
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,000
Thank you for listening to Girls Who Read Point.

977
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:20,000
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978
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:25,800
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979
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:30,460
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980
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:46,360
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