Hello and welcome to Pineapple Fooly Season 5,
Bloodborne Edition. This'll be Episode 3. For
our recap today, we're going to get Cap's character
to do it. Here in this note lies the confession
of Dominicus Aeternus, Cleric. I woke beneath
the surgeon's lamp. No memory of the road that
led me there. Only the smell of blood, metal
and lies. I was not alone. The old gods saw fit
to bind me to strangers. A scholar, whose eyes
flicker like candles before a storm. An aged
huntress, scarred but unbent. A grey -haired
pistolier, too calm for this nightmare. And a
lamb, pink, foolish and loud. Yet, her bat breaks
bone as well as any blessed hammer. If this is
a test, it's a cruel one. If it's punishment,
I must have earned it well. The clinic was a
tomb of the half -damned. Corpses strapped down,
I know a ritual when I see one, and this was
blood -borne blasphemy. The first monster failed,
wore cleric's robes. Once a brother of faith,
now a thing of fur and fire. I broke its legs
with crux poned today, and the lamb finished
it with her toy. The gods mock me with such irony.
Perhaps they laugh still. The graveyard behind
the clinic greeted us next. The dead refused
their graves. And while the scholar burned one
of them, fire kissed my cloak but did not claim
me. Lead found my flesh but failed to humble
me. When the smoke cleared, I crushed the last
of the riflemen beneath my cross. Now we stand
at the threshold. My wound throbs in time with
the bells, but I do not know which path will
damn us faster. The hunt begins anew. What in
God name are you talking about over there, boy?
Freedom! That was beautiful. I really hate the
call it a toy. He's writing this down. None of
you hear this. He's not saying this to you. Wrong.
He's thinking this and writing it down, but he's
actively saying it out loud as he does this.
Sending it words? That was fucking beautiful.
You've made yourself a job now every time there's
a recap. The Confessions of Dominicus. Sorry,
was that too offensive to Brittany? Penelope,
my bat, is not a toy. I mean, hey, he's obviously
impressed. So, you all are currently perched
on a hilltop, effectively overlooking Yarnham.
You see the bridge, you see... You see the bridge
leading to the church district, as we went over
before. You see the crowded streets of Yharnam.
To your left, the street is blocked by broken
-down carriages. You see the corpse of a coachman
slipped against one, but no other sign of people.
The path to your right is mostly clear. It seems
that the enemies in the clinic were the only
ones nearby. The streets are less crowded this
far out from the city, but only grow more so
the deeper in you get. The night is punctuated
by gunshots, a sign that there are other hunters
on the prowl, and screams, a sound that signifies
that the hunters are not quite able to keep back
the swell of beasts tonight. You guys are free
to go where you wish, to do what you wish. All
right, let's walk towards the barricade with
the dead coachman. Is that sort of at the top
right of this map you've got here? Yeah, they'll
say the dead coachman's about here. Okay, right
in front of us then. That's grand. Yeah, so just
going to walk towards him. I'm guessing I've
still got two women in my shoulders, right? Yeah,
you are, in fact. Damn straight. Damn straight.
I'm taking their tokens with me as well, in that
case. Where'd your token go? My token's there.
It just split off the map for me. Can I control
all of them? Can I get a perception check if
you are? Okay, so that's me and you two on my
shoulders. That's a d10, isn't it? D10 plus your
perception modifier. Thank you. Yeah, so I got
a 7. Got a 9. 7 and 9. What did you get, Cartman?
Negative 1. Got a 7. Got a 7? Yeah. Okay, so
Matt's got the highest score then. As you all
approach the two up on the shoulders, as you
approach the cart, most of you hear and see pretty
much nothing, with the sole exception being Hank,
or Mr Hill. No, people just call me Hank. People
just call you Hank. A seven gets me nothing.
A seven does in fact get you nothing, fortunately.
As you approach the coachman, you see that he
has slipped over. There is blood dripping down
his chest, but it seems to be a pretty slow drip.
This guy's been dead for a while. That's an unfortunate
accident. Yep. You see there is no sign of anyone
else around or of beasthood on this guy. He was
not transformed, but it seems he became the victim
of something that was. As you peer into the carriage...
He died of natural causes, of course. Hey, getting
eaten by a beast in Bloodborne is very natural,
don't worry about it. As you peer into the carriage,
you see its occupants are not there. No bodies,
no people. Whoever was taking a ride with this
guy is gone. Is there any loot by chance? Like
some shiny stuff? Well, as you asked me earlier,
Matt... You hear a brief kind of rustling, almost,
at the back of the carriage. Sort of like where
a boot on a car would be, I guess. Like, over
the luggage compartment. Which is pulled slightly
open. Well, before I go around the back there,
I'm going to turn to everyone and say, Well,
it seems like nobody got out alive. At least
there's no blood inside, though. So at least
it's nice and clean. We can take this for ourselves.
If you can find some horses to pull it, sure.
Oh, no, we don't need no horses. We got ourselves
a cleric here. On the right of corner. But there'll
be something in the back of that booth there
making some noise. You might want to go check
that out. I turn to Gertrude and go, I really
wish he's hung like a horse, too. Oh, I'm sure
he is, dear. I'm in between the two of you. Put
my finger on your lips. Yeah, it's okay. Hand
him some oats. Take those sugar cubes, dear.
That's a good one. I got shot last session. Do
the sugar cubes have any healing properties?
He's weighing these options as they're getting
shoved in his face. Maybe not a bad idea. Just
stamina regen over time. When you're out of a
battle, if you're out of a battle for any time,
you'll get that back full. Your health will not
regenerate the same, though. That goes for Brittany
as well. We'll have full stamina by now. Big
man, Mr. Cleric here. You might want to go and
open up that back boot. There's something in
there making a rustling noise. Don't you open
that back door. Stand ready. I'll open this coffin.
Don't open it, baby. Just smash in that back
door. Jesus! No loo! Full force! One of his hands
is going to grip the latch and the other one
is going to be with the hammer raised, ready
to smash it down, so I guess he opens it. Yeah,
can you... what would this be? This would probably
be a skill, I reckon? Hold on, let me consult
the character sheets. Oh, and yours is a torch.
Yeah, I'd say hit me a skill roll. That's a D10.
That's a 4 I got there. Unfortunately, you swing
for the creature that lunges out of you and you
hit a miss to preoccupied with one hand on the
hammer, one hand on the boot door. You don't
quite have the ability to get this thing before
it springs out. Okay, what is it? Do I know?
Just go! Can I grab it? Yep, you see a large,
mangy -looking dog. It's unusually big. It's
kind of like a wolfhound or deerhound, that kind
of thing. And it is salivating, but not foaming
at the mouth. So it's not rabid, but it is not
well either. Well, the hammer comes down and
smashes the chest, I guess, into spawners. I
thought you were going to say dog then. I was
like, wait. Fuck you, I hit him anyway. Well,
hold on now. That damn puppy could be a nice
little companion for the rest of us. That looks
like Lady Bird. He looks friendly enough. How
about you go and give him a pat and see how that
goes. Sure, you can reach out to It's Rotting
More. I ain't going near that. Carmen is, apparently.
I'm just going to say that bitch is fucked up.
Can I try to tame the dog then? I'll do it formally.
Okay. We went to touching the dog to now we're
going to tame the dog. Okay, hold on. So you
see this rotting grey matted hound standing almost
at height to look you dead in the eye. It has
slavering jaws and matted fur. And you're going
to reach out. I did tell you it was that big.
I did just try and kill it. And you're going
to walk over to it. I very much did. So Vince
is going to walk over and reach a hand out to
it. You know what? Just in the spirit of fair
play, can you roll me a blood tinge? I'd love
to. So I've got a 13 on it, so do I roll a 13?
Buddy, it's a d10 plus your modifier. Ah, I don't
follow. Yeah, so if you've got a 13, you're probably
going to be looking at a plus 4 or something
like that. Plus 5. Plus 5, yeah. Yeah, Carmen's
class interferes with that one. Oh, shit! You
hit a max roll, you motherfucker! I didn't intend
for you to succeed! No! I want that doggy. That
is not only a critical hit for Lords at Home,
that is the highest anyone in the party could
possibly roll. Son of a bitch. Fifty. So, for
that, I'm going to say... It's the new Snufflepuff!
Given what your class is, keeping in mind what
you are and what your class notes are, can you
tell me how you would change this dog from a
creature infected by the beasthood to something
that would obey you? Like, what is Vince doing?
Because no matter how high you roll, if you don't
actually know how to do it, you're not going
to get it. I'm a highborn, so I can say, yeah,
I want it to be my bloodhound, like a hunting
bloodhound, so I can convince it with my, I don't
know, we've got dogs in our house, so we have
hunting dogs, so I'm familiar with dogs, I've
hunted with them. Some of his best friends are
dogs. Yeah. I can tell he's being a little bit
disregarded, so I can pet him down, give him
a little bit of a clean, and he's, you know,
he's still relatively good, and yeah, I can feed
him, and he listens to me, I can... Not essentially
his big dog, so to speak, but yeah. So you're
familiar with the hounds your family has kept
because Cainhurst nobles are very rich bastards.
You reach out and this dog snarls and snaps and
then sort of winds and slips closer at your hand.
You allow it to pet it by the ears and it bites
you. However, the moment it does, it lets go
with a little whimper and... starts cowering
at your feet. It is now your hound. You are going
to take a little bit of damage for that. Stand
back, Vance. Abomination. That's a... He needed
to learn to deal with boss. Yeah. I stared him
down. It seems that the taste of your blood in
particular has caused him to chill the fuck out
a little bit. What was the... I'm going to have
to give you the stats for the fucking dog now
because you have a pet now. Okay. That's what
you're saying. Yes, Corwin has to manage two
characters. You're going to take 10 damage minus
your DR. Which is probably more than 10. You've
got to clean up after it and feed it. DR's 13.
Oh yeah, so it doesn't scratch you. Nice. Okay.
I'm going to let you control this thing's character
sheet now. Okay. Can you send me that as a PDF?
I don't have PDFs for every... I didn't make
a full character sheet for every enemy in this
game. I can give you what its attacks do. No,
this is good. I can put it on my Bloodborne character
sheet as my notes. I can actually put it in part
of my inventory, actually. What do you mean,
Jay? You didn't expect us to actually tame the
wolf? The little dog? Hold on, Jay. You might
not need to do this because Dominic is going
to put his hand on Vance's shoulder and say to
him, and he's not going to raise his voice, right?
He's just going to say quite calmly, you would
soothe what the old gods have already judged.
Mercy for this thing is cruelty to all else.
He steps closer, with his hammer raised, and
says, if it yields, it is broken. If it bites,
either way. It'll die clean. No, I'm going to
push you away and say, no, you don't know my
dog. You don't know the ways of the hounds and
the bloodhounds. You don't know my dog that I've
known before. You don't know your dog. You just
found this thing. Yeah, but I've, no, I've stared
in this animal's eyes and I've seen pure, pure,
pureness. Hatred and rage. No, no, exactly not
what I've seen. That's what he saw in Brittany's
eyes when he saw Brittany for the first time.
As our companion and will benefit us greatly.
Yep. Okay. Cartman, I just want to say again,
just like we... treat every day like it's your
first time ever doing a podcast i love that when
you find something you stick to it it don't matter
what the fuck anybody says you are committed
i've never seen i've never seen a commitment
level like yours man i actually am envious of
that you are committed to it love it vance the
mercy is not the same as foolishness you keep
it you You will need to watch it close. If it
turns in any way, I will judge it and I will
judge you for sheltering it. No man of God can
tell me what I can do. I am my own man. Now when
you say judge, do you like punish? Jesus Christ!
I've been... terrible I've been a bad bad girl
I have been terrible recently forgive me father
I have sinned no it's sorry daddy I've been naughty
well welcome back snufflepuff I guess we're going
to keep it for now we have one season left yeah
Hang on, are we actually going to call it Snufflepuff,
or can we actually make up a name? You can name
it whatever you like, but it's getting this token
as it's pictured. For the love of God, please
be Snufflepuff. Come on, Cartman, please. Yeah,
fine. I am a sucker of lore. She rises again.
I guess we'll remember this. Also, as a note,
Cartman, I have sent you the stats for Snufflepuff
Mark II. Additionally, remind me of this, by
the way, if it comes up. If any character is
what you are, Snufflepuff will know. She's effectively
a little radar for what you are. Oh, so it's
my actual... Yeah, another true... Yeah, she
is the same thing you are and she knows when
things are the same thing you are. That's not
important for anyone else. You shifty bastard.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Now
you have a hunting dog. Right, so in the coach
you will find small trinkets, nothing of too
much worth in this pretty fucked up world. It's
not like you were going to be able to go to a
pawn shop and sell anyone silver rings or anything
of that sort. Aside from that, you find probably
two little vials of blood. Same as the vials
you've had before. Who finds that? You got the
high perception, Mark, so I guess it's you. Oh,
cool, so I get two more things of blood then.
I now technically have four of those. Nice. Do
you want to sling one tokens away? How much...
I mean, I'm on 34 of 57. How much would 2 give
me? Uh... It'd be nice if I wrote this shit down,
ever. Be handy. Yeah, it would be really nice.
I'm the person that created the game. Oh, wait,
shit. Oh, sorry. Yeah, hold on. Let me consult
my, uh... Uh... Fuck it. We're gonna go with
2d10 until I... Uh, d10 until I remember otherwise.
2D10, yeah? Eh, make it 1D10. Fair thing, yeah?
Yep. Right, well I will knock back two. Wow.
Twelve. Okay, that's better than it was. And,
uh... Hey, little lady, you, uh... You're looking
a bit hurt there. You want some... Some of this?
Delicious blood? Yes. I have learned quite a
bit in my life. You don't just take strange drinks
to men you don't know. Alright, to hell with
you. I'm just saying. Am I wrong? Am I wrong,
Gertrude? Looking at a woman that's clearly wiser
than me. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Well, I don't
know. Some of my most fun experiences have been
when I've been unconscious and woken up in a
stranger's basement. Just roll with the punches,
dear. That's what I do. What the hell is wrong
with you? You're right, Gertrude, you're right.
An extensive list. Alright, toss one my way,
Mr. Hill. I'll give you two. Perfect. That way
they're out of my inventory. Nice. On this box
to try and click on. Oh yeah, we had a gun as
well, didn't we? Uh, yeah. that I didn't write
down the stats for. I'm pretty sure I did. I
hope you did. Yeah, we took it from the rifle,
so you should have them there. Definitely the
stats for when I get shot by it. That's about
a 3D10, I reckon. Yeah. It looks down at the
hole in his chest. Yeah, that looks like about
a 3D10, yeah. Oh, it was the stun rifle, yeah.
Which I'm sure none of you will ever abuse to
my detriment. When has anyone ever abused the
stun mechanic in a game? Currently listening
to Season 4. Where everything is stunned permanently.
Okay, no, no, that's bullshit, Matt. You gave
me that weapon, and you gave it stun, so I don't
want to hear a damn word about it. I didn't ask
for stun, you gave it stun. So, fuck you. On
the second weapon, the second weapon, after you'd
already given me stun. So, again, fuck you. Well,
maybe, if you ask nicely. Well, there's a perfectly
good carriage here that no one's using. Ah. I'm
pretty sure the suspension's still good. And
luckily, we now have an animal to pull the caravan.
Okay, it may be a large dog, but you're going
to need something more than one dog. Oh no! It's
transforming! And it just gets smaller and it
turns into a chihuahua. It becomes Snufflepuff.
So the rifle thing was sent to you, Matt, and
it has 3d10 damage. Yeah, have you seen how when
wolves are tamed, they get a lot smaller? Just
immediately. Yeah, their ears get floppy just
immediately. Yeah, way back, but I'll send you
it again. 3d10 damage, 1 turn stun, 2 bullets
per shot. 2 bullets per shot? I don't have any
bullets there. It is a bullet hungry thing. So,
you are all hunters of some form or another.
Whether you're aged experienced hunters like
Gertrude or whether you're a bit newer like Brittany.
You're a bit successful. You guys know that on
nights when the hunt gets to the side of hand
where you find random rabid dogs and fucking
carriages when there's... no safety even in established
safe places like clinics, that it's pretty good
protocol to meet up with other hunters and find
out what the fuck has happened that's went this
wrong. You'll also note that while regular yarmulkes
do have guns, the distinctive crack of a blunderbuss
you hear from the distance is something that
really only a hunter should have. So you have
a direction that you're pretty sure there are
hunters in. Right, you didn't even have to roll
perception for that. Yep. Because the blood brushes
are fucking loud. What could that possibly be?
Hunters in the distance. Mr. Cleric, do you think
you can pull this here cart? You know what? Fuck
it. Give me a strung full if you want to pull
the cart. No! No! It's the coolest character.
The only one that's actually staying true to
what he should be. In the actual Bloodborne game,
we're just using him. It's up to him. If Dominicus
would find this humiliating, he does not need
to pull the carriage. You don't have to pull
it if you don't want to, darling. As I rub my
hand down his face. I'm pretty sure he'll be
pulling it later. I mean, very well. A cross
to bear, I suppose. Right, give me a strength
roll. This will need a max roll to let you pull
a fucking carriage solo. With all of us inside
as well. I mean, given what Corbin just did,
it is possible. Yeah. Dominicus, first of all,
says to them, this does not look like it will
move. This is a wrecked carriage, and I just
splintered most of it with my hammer. Myself,
I'll try. strong muscular arms come on dear you
can do it yeah he's not it's not moving he pulls
on it and some of the spokes from the wheel come
off it this is not a carriage you're going to
be able to move anywhere anytime soon I'm very
tempted to let Gertrude try she's a little old
lady Cartman I see you're moving your icon down
the street Do you want to give me a perception
check? Oh, he's just fucking off. See? Well,
you guys are just talking about that. You know
what? You've got advantage on this if you're
bringing your dog with you. Yes, I am. I haven't
got control of the token yet. Oh, yeah, because
I changed the token. There you go. Should I have
her now? So, hang on. How does that advantage
work with my dog? Roll 2d10 instead and then
add your modifier to the highest one. So, roll
another d10. Cool. So perhaps the recent change
this dog has taken over and its devoid loyalties
have made it a bit soft. It's still adapting.
Unless any of you carry any spare carpentry skills
in those fine coats, I suggest we carry what
matters to us and we burn the rest. We matter
to you. Brittany whips out like a bright pink
carpentry. Ready to go. Brittany's like Barbie.
She's had every career at some point. Yes, ready
to go. Astronaut Britney is up and coming. Especially
in this day and age in Bloodborne. It's a little
futuristic, a little too out there, but it'll
be alright. We'll get there by the end of the
season. He does turn to Britney and says, I'm
no child, I will not pull you next. So, I've
just got to ask, I've walked down the street
a little bit, is there a blacksmith nearby? I've
maybe seen it on the map. So, there is not a
blacksmith nearby. In fact, you do not spend
much time in the poorest lums of the city. Every
step you take, you're disgusted because there's
horse manure somewhere on the street. You're
walking with your nose directly up in the sky.
So you would not have much knowledge of the poor
outskirts of Yharnam. being from a snittier neighbourhood
yourself. You're used to there being grand manor
houses, not this. There is not a blacksmith on
the street, however. I'm going to need everyone
else who has moved their tokens up to roll me
a perception check as well. I'm going to be rolling
six. Yeah, I can't see shit. That is... What
is that? That's five for me. Don't worry about
it. I got 12. Alright, 12 will be enough to give
you one extra round, but the rest of you guys
are not going to be so lucky. What about six?
Six is not going to cut it, unfortunately. But
you do notice, as light... What do you mean,
an extra round? Yeah, an extra round. Don't worry
about it. So... Don't worry about anything. It's
all fine. So, Gertrude... Yeah, Gertrude, you're
high vantage point. You see torchlight begin
to come around the corner. You hear the step
of boots on the mud and the grumbling and mumbling
of half -transformed Uranamites as they come
around the corner. You and only you are going
to get one free turn to attack before we start
turn order. Glorious. You will see that in a
second. These guys. There we go. Ooh, it's another
doggy. Another doggy indeed. Do not add this
one to your army, Cormac. No. I'll be a mangy
dog. I've definitely pushed my luck on that one
already. I don't have any bullets. I've only
got two there. Yep. I'm always going to be in
a bit of short supply for you guys for a while.
You see, come around the corner, two iron mites
with their torches held high and an axe in the
other hand. One rifleman stomping along behind
them and in front of them, seemingly leading
them with its nose to the ground, is another
one of those big old mangy looking dogs. Another
snufflepuff. Yeah, another snufflepuff. Its head
whips up as it comes around the corner and it...
You know, it perfectly points one paw up, one
paw back, tail straight at the loss of you. It
seems you have come across a hunting party. I
see. Well, it looks like we've got company, chaps.
I'll deliver them for my glory. Strike without
hesitation. They're already dead. We're only
here to make it honest. Sure, whatever you say.
She's going to scrabble down. I don't know how
much movement. I'll let you have your full movement
because you were so very good at spotting them.
I'm going to shuffle up. You just wait there,
young chaps, I'll get there in a moment. She's
shuffling along with her walking stick. Ooh,
once I get to you, you're in trouble. 20 stamina
to make it there. When you say shuffle, you mean
like Naruto, right? It's more like the scene
from Austin Powers with the steamroller. She's
like slowly, oh, you wait there, I'll get to
you in a moment. You haven't seen companies versus
zombies? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Like the idea I just
said strike without hesitation and now we're
just watching an old woman shuffle her way towards
the enemy. It takes a long time. Give her credit,
she is not hesitating. She's just going slow.
Yeah, exactly. And then what is my thing? It's
time she's got there. They've walked off again.
They just walked round me. Oh, come back here.
I need 12. 58. Jesus. 58 damage. 58 damage on
whomst? Who'd be hidden? Probably this guy that's
right in front of me here. Not the dog? Got it.
Not the dog. The dog owner. Not the dog. I don't
want to hurt the board of the doggy. Come on
now. Could be part of our growing pack. Growing
family. Part of my pack, yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Oh, right. How much damage was that again? Sorry.
58. 58. I didn't put these guys health bars on
them because I was silly. Oh, they don't have
one then, that's fine. Yeah, because then it
hits. That'd be 92 health left. Math. And then
we're going to start the turnador. What was everyone's
rolls for that with the add -ons? I haven't rolled
that yet. Is that perception? Yeah, it's the
roll you already did just a second ago. Oh. It's
an 11 to me. Okay, I guess we are rolling it
again. Fine, alright. Carmen, what was yours?
Mine's now 7, my new roll. Uh -huh, your new
improved roll, you little shit. I rolled a 1,
can I have a new improved roll as well? No, you
cannot have a new improved roll. You prick, Carmen.
I was here first. Oh, I was an 11. Because I
was a 9 plus 2. I think that's everyone's. That
is the turn order. Right. There you guys go.
There's your turn order. Oh. No, a Carvin's character
is not called Vince Vance. As hilarious as that
would be. It's Hamlock. Sir Vince Hamlock. So
it's... So it's Hamlock Vance or Vance Hamlock?
Vance Hamlock. Vance? Sir Vince Hamlock. Yes,
he's a knight. Yeah, I took it down as Vance
in my notes, so the cleric does actually know
him as Vance. The cleric thinks that his name
is Vance. Yeah, you guys don't know me as sir
yet. I have an informative of that fact. Wait,
is his name actually Vance or Vince with an I?
No, it's Vance. It is Vance with an A. I see,
I was right then. No, wait, I'm being stupid.
It is Vince. You got the name wrong, mate. I
just successfully gaslighted you. Yeah, you did.
Gaslit. Joe, I blame that guy in government.
I wrote this in pen. And I put Vince. I'm like,
all right, I'm going to go over it with an A.
No, it is Vince. Now I've got Vance with an I
dot above it in there. It's a new lot. Granny's
taking our time. If we don't have to worry about
Vince's name right now. There are brief technical
difficulties caused by Rule 20 being a dick.
I've been kidnapped. I've been stolen away. We
lost our granny. If you hear screaming, do not
come and help. Oh, they're all gone. Okay. Perfect.
Several murders. I've wiped the board. Yeah,
Gertrude just fucking murked them all. Quick
montage. I've banished everyone to the shadow
realm. Truly. It's time to believe in the heart
of the cards, Yugi. I believe in the heart of
the cards. Wish you were as fucking rich as me,
weren't you, Yugi? Maybe you are. I need a dog
as well, so you are all coming with me to the
correct page. Oh, they're all little. Quick,
stomp on them! Get them! I'm still dead. Yeah,
I'm getting you back, Granny. Don't worry about
it. I hit them so hard I opened them. Gertrude's
canonical size. Yeah, that's better. No! I'm
back! I've seen things! Unspeakable things! Up
first is Gertrude. I'm going to smack the same
boy. We're not in the turn order. Yes, you fucking
are. No, we're not. No, we're not. You're right.
You are on my screen. No, I've only got them.
How have you... Oh, roll 20, you bitch. You do
require some assistance. Is it roll 20? Apparently.
Do you guys want to... Hey. You're there on my
screen. I don't know why you're not there on
your own. Let me fix it. Where the fuck am I?
It is all on here now. It's Gertrude up and then
it's Brittany afterwards. Stop. Okay. I'll reset
it. Yeah. I unloaded it and reloaded it. It's
still doing that. Okay. Gertrude up first. That's
a fitty. It's a fitty. Hit the same guy again.
Yep. Oh, I forgot these guys have DR, so you'll
be doing slightly less damage. Come on. Beating
him to death with my handbag. Yep. Well, there's
originals going everywhere. Oh, what the? Is
that someone 49 health now? As he rails back
from a smack with the mighty handbag of doom,
his head whipping back and his top hat falling
off. Take that, you little bitch. Brittany, it
is you up next, the brigade of women riding on
a... I guess it gives you a perception modus
to be up there just chilling on Dominicus. I
hop down. Brittany hops down. I'm throwing them
out like Pokemon. Go, Brittany! Brittany! Brittany
uses baseball bat! And I jump off. I jumped off.
And I jump off. It's going to be 20 stamina to
run up over there. Okay. And I'm going to run
right next to Gertrude and make sure... I have
her back. Queens protect queens. And I smack
the dog across the face with the bat. You know
what? The dog is gonna choose to get the fuck
out of Brittany's way. It's heard rumors already
of her power. It's gonna sacrifice, I think.
It's not up next, is it now? It's gonna duck
under her baseball bat. As it crouches low to
the ground. And it's going to give up 10 of its
stamina to do that. Okay. Because it really crouches
and snarls up at you. Next up is the hunters.
We need this guy, who is going to have to warp
a little bit. You know what, it's going to lure
down by the scent of Worms Originals. It's going
to go after Gertrude. You keep your hands to
yourself. Can't resist. And it is going to go
in with its axe for 48. And try and smack you
for 22 damage, minus your DR. See, I have 14
DR. Jeez. Hell yeah. It's going to raise its
axe up and try and take your head off that mess,
I guess. Slick its blade deep into your arm.
Didn't even feel it, you little bitch. It's only
a scratch. And the one you've injured is going
to try and get some vengeance by setting you
on fucking fire, I think. And that is going to
be... 46 fire? That is going to be 16 fire damage.
Oh god. See, is that the odd as well? That is
MR. As it swings its torch to you and sets your
cardigan alight. I needed that myself, you bastard.
Next after that is the Rifleman. I was truly
just going to pile them all on Gertrude, but
I think Brittany's enough of a threat to draw
a bullet. And that, mind me again, is 3d10? Yep.
This is the same gun that was being used before.
Shot rings out and unless you choose to dodge
this, Brittany, you're going to take 19 damage
and be stunned for a round. How much stamina
would I spend? You'd probably have to basically
run out of the way of this ship because it is
going to go through you. Probably another 20.
20 stamina? Okay. I will burn that for sure.
And just run to one side so you're not going
to be the bill anymore. Yep. Next up after that
is Cartman. Vince. Awesome. The dog moves on
your turn and you can choose to make it attack
things if you want. So I have a plan for the
dog. I want him to go after the rifleman. To
at the very least, hurt him and distract him
so he can't fire another shot. Clever, actually.
In the meantime, my character, I want to go for
the guy who... Oh, I want to help Granny out.
But I'm thinking the guy next to her, up on our
map, above. Yep. I want to go right, sure. My
dog can go around and distract the rifleman.
That'll cost the dog 20 stamina, mind. Because
he's running a fair distance. Thank you for putting
that in there. It's helped me out a lot. Yeah,
so I want to roll the attacks on them. Sure thing.
I guess I can do attack leap with the dog. That's
3d10. And my character is going to do my 3D cane
close range of 10d8. So I can roll the 3d10 for
the dog quickly. Yep. So the dog is going to
leap up and pounce on top of the rifleman. Nice.
Dealing 11 damage. And it's going to grab onto
his gun arm and just shake. Sharing chunks of
furred flesh off. What a good boy. 52? I get
to add something too, don't I? I've got to add
my modifiers. I'm getting there. I can't remember.
Is it skill for me? It's skill for you, yeah.
Yes, that's free. I can add free to that. Give
him credit. I'm pretty sure everyone else has
forgotten that so far. Nice. That'll take him
down to 95 health. Yeah. Well done. And what
are you hitting him with again? You've got the...
You whip him full across the face and deal a
decent chunk of damage to him. Up next, however,
is our resident pyrotechnic, Hank. Oh, hell yeah.
I'm gonna run at that dog. Here, boy, how about
this for a stick? and uh try and swat it with
the uh saw spear which if i remember is just
a 10d10 yes uh yeah sure 61. so that is going
to be time to put you down boy you're you uh
smashing him with a saw spear in it serrated
edges hair Pretty much half this dog's hide -off.
You damn near flay this thing as you bring the
blade back. Well -struck scholar. We'll be whimpering
and wimping as it jumps back from the hip. A
lot of things, Mr. Big Man. Speaking of which,
Big Man is up next. It's Dominica's turn. Alright,
so I'm just kind of back where... Back away from
everybody now. Everybody's ran into fight and
I've sent out my two Pokemon already. Legally
distinct Pokemon. Yes, legally distinct Pokemon.
Don't come for us, Nintendo. Right, I'll just
walk up and get myself into the battle to actually
spend any stamina to put myself into the action
here. Because you're quite a distance away, I'd
say 20 just to get over there. Like 30 deed out,
so just 20 stamina to get up in there. Excellent.
Alright, well, Gertrude is looking a little bit
exposed. You're telling me! Right, so I think
we're going to go in and help Gertrude. I'm also
obliged. Yeah, you are on fire. So on your turn,
you'll either be putting yourself out or taking
damage. Which of the two men has been attacked
the most? Which of the two men? It is this guy
here. He's taken two hits from me, right? Yep.
He's been smacked around a fair bit. Alright,
well, I'm going to go for the other one. So,
spend my 20 to get up behind Gertrude. Yep. Yep,
stand steady, Gertrude. That's a bit difficult
for me, too. I have Parkinson's. Sometimes the
shake really feels good, just saying. Exactly.
A bit of an old shake rather than roll. And I
guess just over Gertrude's shoulder, he steps
forward and... drives his cross and a crushing
strike aimed at the man over her shoulder, I
suppose. Thanks to Corbyn's little manoeuvre
here, Vincent's manoeuvre, this guy has nowhere
left to go. He cannot back out, he cannot run,
he cannot dodge. He's just going to have to take
the full hit. This giant of a man comes running
across with a massive cross hammer. He can't
do anything about it. Guess I'll die. You see
him whip his head round looking for a way out,
trapped beneath the barrels and the wall and
his gunman friend getting savaged by a dog behind
him. There's nowhere for him to go. Yeah, strike
down hard with 63 points of damage. Plus your
strength modifier. Yeah, that is plus the strength
modifier. Oh yeah, you do put it on. Nice. Oh,
does that kill him? Not quite, but it does. crush.
I think his ribs just cave in under the bowl,
snapping like twigs under the force of your strike.
So he's hit hard. I'm just rolling my... Yeah,
I didn't get a stun on that, unfortunately. Yep.
Sadly. There we go. And up next it is Gertrude's
turn. Gertrude, you are on fire. The smell of
burning flesh. It's nice and warm in here, dear.
Save on my heating bill in the winter. You are
fully aflame. You can choose to put yourself
out, but you won't be able to move until your
next turn. Or you can choose to just stay on
fire, eat the damage, and keep your movement.
How much damage would it be? Well, you were hit
for, was it 19 fire damage? I don't think that's
a question usually GMs are expecting to get asked.
Yeah, how much damage is it? Oh, it was 16 damage,
so you would take 8 damage and it would ignore
your MR this turn. Okay, I see. Sure, I'll take
the damage just to try and smash this bloke in
the face again. Sure, go for it. That is... Yep,
he's gonna get the fuck out of your way and sprint
and roll backwards. Out of the way of your lethal
handbagged strike. He's been hit once, he already
knows. Throwing it around like a pair of nunchucks.
You're not to be fucked with. And he's going
to back off to about here. In terror. But he
is now out of stamina. Completely. You run like
a girl. From Scary Grandmother, who is girl.
Speaking of girls, Brittany, up next. Yes, let's
do this. Absolutely. I'm going to smack the shit
out of this dog. You're going to try. I'm going
to run up and there's no way I could just full
on karate chop him where he couldn't duck again.
I'm not going to baseball swing. I'm just going
to literally Pretty much the only time you're
going to be able to guarantee a hit on a character
is if either they are out of stam, or they have
so little stam they can't reasonably get away
from you, or if you managed to pull what Cartman
did here and box them in, where they just physically
cannot move. Any other time, yeah, the dog is
going to try and get away from the crazy lady
with the baseball bat. It does know you're dangerous.
But every time you swing a miss, you're chipping
away at stamina so it can get hit next time.
And it can only move once per turn, so if anyone
else targets it. Well, if I could do this, am
I able to run over here and attack the one that's
just run out of stamina? Attack this guy over
here? It'll cost you 20 stamina, but you can
certainly do it. Remember, you'll get your stamina
back when the combat ends. Alright, I'll do it.
I'll run over here and attack the guy. Alright,
alright, alright. If you're gonna twist my leg
about it, alright, alright. Perhaps the pink
frightens it. Yeah, it's terrified of it. I've
heard it's pink. So you run over to this guy
who's looking beat to shit, face bruised up by
the handbag of doom, panting and trying to get
his breath back in the corner. He cannot get
away from you. Okay. Just making sure I've got
this right. Okay. Get his ass. Get him. Yep.
And... That plus four. So that's 51 damage, and
then it's a four on stun. That would stun him,
but you have just straight up killed this man.
He stunned! No head. I just, like, completely
baseball. Well, he stunned for a round. Yep.
Not going nowhere. So hard that his head fully
detaches, skin tears, his lower jaw comes off
as well and splats wetly onto the ground. And
he is very much dead. Add 50 blood echoes to
your inventory. Damn straight. Absolutely. It
would have been his turn next, but he's a little
too murdered to be able to do anything about
it. Well, he can't. He can't. He's stunned. Yeah,
he's kind of stunned. Yeah, he can't. He can't.
However, this guy is not stunned and he's going
to take a hit at the still on fire Granny Gertrude.
Granny Gertrude is going to get a punishment
in this round. Yep. I hope so. Oh, please. Please
do. I turn to Dominicus. Do I need to get judged
for this, my father? For I have sinned. Right.
Yep. 48. No point in hitting you with the torch
because, well, you're already on fire. So it's
going to take a swing with the heavy axe. Jesus,
that's a shit roll. 18 damage. Minus your DR.
34 damage. You striking elder of the hunt! Stay
behind me, old one. Let me bear the weight a
while. And he's going to try and fuck off away
from Domicus, damn near pissing himself as Domicus
talks and he's reminded that shit, the guy that
hit him with a hammer is still here. Yeah, he's
not getting far enough away. Yeah, probably not,
but he'll try at least, lumping awkwardly away.
Next up is the gunman, who is being savaged by
a dog at the moment. He cannot actually shoot
his gun. What he can do is... So jelly right
now. He's gonna heal back and try and hit the
dog with the butt of his rifle. I'm curious to
know what damage that is. It's not gonna be much,
just because... it's not a very effective attack
that would be five damage oh okay yeah no i'm
gonna choose i'm gonna say a dog and chump that
yep uh so he smacks snufflepuff the second with
the butt of the rifle and the dog loses a pitiful
yip but stays hanging on loyally still tearing
chunks out as it shakes its head and now it is
carmen's turn and also the dog's turn um So,
the guy limping away, no, no, no, no, he needs
to die. So I'm going to walk forward with my
freddick cane held high and I'm gonna beat him
with my freddick cane. Remember you have a ranged
one with this as well, so you don't need to walk
up on people quite so much. Okay, so the ranged
one does less damage, my gun does less damage
as well. The freddick cane close attack is my
highest damage at 10d8, so I'd rather be sure.
It's whether you've got bullets as well. I do,
but I've only got two bullets. I'm trying to
save them. I'm going to be looting that rifleman
in a minute. Yep. Okay, so I've got 39 for the
fretted cane. That is going to kill him. Yep.
Yes, I get XP for that now. Yeah, you get 50.
And tell me how you kill this guy. Well, he's
limping away, away from Granny Gertrude. Vince
is going to raise his cane and go, no, you shall
not escape. and bring down his fretted cane onto
his gruesome skull. The bladed part of your fretted
cane smashes his skull in two and cleaves them
almost halfway down his torso, just straight
in the middle. Yeah. Two sides peeling apart
in a gory display. A little bit too gory for
my liking. I'm more of a decapitation man myself.
It's not decapitation. He's been hot dog style.
It's been a while since I've been split in half
like that, let me tell you. And your dog can
also... Oh. Yep, 24. Still attacking the rifleman?
Yeah, still the only rifleman. I forgot to add
my strength to the... What a shame. I know, I
don't think it matters now, as I look at the
gruesome body below me. Right, that is... So
the dog is going to keep latched onto the arm
it had a hold of to keep him from hitting, and...
tear its entire body. It's like hanging from
his arm at this point, just thrashing and trying
to get the bone of the arm as crushed as it can
make it. The reference is going to stagger back.
He still cannot raise his weapon. He cannot get
away because he's got a dog attached to him.
What's the matter there, boy? Can't get it up?
So, yeah, he's a bit fucked at the moment. Hack
time is now time. It's now hack time. Hey, Granny,
I'm going to get you a new cardigan material.
I'm going to take a stick and take a whack at
the dopium. That's a 10d damage. There. That
doesn't look right. That's not correct. That's
a bit better. Not great, but better. 45. The
dog didn't have to dodge Brittany's attack, so
he's free to dodge yours. It's going to spend,
I think, 30 damage to leap fully over you. Just
a fucking backflip over it. Yep. It's going to
take a little run up on this, standing leap over
Hank's head to slide on its claws, scrabble and
land facing... You know what? It's going to face
Dominicus. It's making very bad choices today.
Yeah, bad choice. And that cannot move for the
rest of its turn, but hey, it's right up on you.
And it's going to try and leap up and tear at
your face. Ooh. Dominicus. Oh. Not the moneymaker.
Well, I mean, I've not used any stamina in this
fight other than to just walk into the battlefield,
so this dog is not doing anything to me. Okay.
So how much stamina does it take for me to...
Do you want to Mario stomp this dog? I was thinking
something like that. I was actually thinking
just a curb stomp. Okay. If you give me 20 stamina,
because it's 10 to jump, so I'm going to say
10 to jump and an extra 10 to let you just beat
the shit out of it. No, it's your turn next.
Maybe not jump, actually. You know what I want
to do? See, as it comes at my face, I want to
actually grab it. As its mouth is open, grab
it with my hand by the lower jaw and just smash
it into the ground. Just punch the ground with
the dog's lower jaw. I'm going to say, because
your turn's next, you can do this for just 10
stamina. A bargain price. Well, that's what I'm
doing. So you're not using your hammer, so what
would the damage on just fucking curb stomping
a dog be? For your character. Not a sentence
I thought I'd hear today. There's always something
new. You know what, I'd say give me 60 turn?
Yeah, 60 -10. For Dominicus to just grab and
mutilate this dog. Okay, solid 30. That will
kill it. Describe how you fucking murder a dog.
Okay, Dominicus sees this dog coming at him.
And, like, in slow motion, he can see every movement
the dog makes. The saliva firing from its mouth
as it opens its mangled jaws, trying to come
towards Dominicus's face. He deftly wraps his
massive fingers round the lorge of the beast
and, without flinching, just drives the dog downwards,
past his feet, into the earth, ripping the lorge
of the dog off of it and crumbling it into dust.
There's one dead dog, which leaves the last...
And he looks towards Vince with this dead dog
in his hand and says, Vince, mercy or mastery?
Choose. That beast is too far gone. Dispose of
it as you will. But don't you do your snufflepuff.
Granny is up to you next. And the only one left
is this poor rifleman who's still distracted.
He hasn't noticed his comrades have died because
he's too busy trying to get a fucking dog off
of him. Yeah, I think he's a bit distracted.
I'm going to take this turn to put myself out.
Is it me or is it warm in here? Yep. You are
going to take no fire damage as you manage to
pat out the flames. Stop, drop and roll! She's
going to roll. Questionable place to be rolling
in the muck here. I'm not quite sure what's in
there. I've been covered in words. No doubt.
Brittany, up to you. Well, it looks like that
Vince and Snufflepuff have him kind of, I wouldn't
say cornered, he does have a place to escape.
I'm going to spend 30 stamina and dash over to
here. kind of box them in a little bit. Box them
in, and then I'm going to, as I do it, do a side
sweep, like a little basketball, like a baseball
slide into base kind of thing. I sweep the legs
out from underneath them with my bat, and then
I slam it down. Alright, roll my damage. So you
effectively have... The guy's looking ahead at
Vince, and the dog is on his arm, shaking him.
You have... basically fucking teleported behind
baseball slid in behind this man to whack him
in the head roll me the damage on that now i
do have a question too um i know we're not going
entirely by like the the the little sheet that
you gave us for it um but as small as she is
and as small as this bat would be could i say
it's a skill -based weapon instead of a strength
-based weapon because of how small she is I know
it'd be a hard sell, it'd be more like a club.
Devil's bargain. It's a blunt weapon that you're
hitting things with, so I'm kind of thinking
strength for it. Skill weapons in this game tend
to either be trick weapons that can transform
from one to the other, or very finesse kind of
weapons. I know she's little, I know she's more
skill -based, but I think the bat has to be strength,
unfortunately. And it's not like you're having
trouble killing things as is. You've got the
biggest KD. It isn't going to hurt me too much.
I just have a zero on strength modifier. You
can always pick up a different weapon later if
you have to. Yeah, but this one's pretty and
it's pink. You can absolutely find some pink
paint somewhere and customize your weapons if
you want. 110%. Well, I'm just going to go ahead
and hit this sumbitch with 54 damage. And forced
death. Oh, jeez, you do stun him. God damn it.
Okay, yeah. You, exactly as you said, you smack
him in the legs and send him flying to the ground,
then crushes his face in a bit. He's still groaning
weakly on the ground. He's on 2 HP. Just having
this dog tear him while he's stunned. Suffering
intensely. Speaking of which, Cartman... I've
got, like, blood. He's actively moaning and I've
got blood on my back and I'm reaching down and
I'm using his coat to wipe off the blood as he's
still moaning on the ground. I only have one
question. If the dog kills the enemy, do I get
the XP and blood? Yes, you do. And the dog sadly
cannot level up. That's fine, but I want the
dog to kill him as a bit of an irony. I'm not
even going to make you roll damage. You literally
can't roll low enough to let him live. There
you go. Describe how your dog murders this guy.
Well, after... Fuck, I can't remember Tugan's
character's name. That little girl... Brittany,
thank you. After Brittany took his legs out,
I think the dog thought it was an opportunity
and just jumped and mauled his face and tore
it apart. It's a good day to die, bitch. You've
kept that beast fed on heresy. The moment it
hungers for the faithful, I will put you both
in the same grave. I snufflepuff, and I'll be
like, just say the word, daddy, say the word.
Right, can I get perception checks from anyone
looking for loot? I've got ten. Yes, baby, I
want those bullets. I just have half a mangled
dog skull in my hand. I don't think I'm getting
any loot out of this. You might be able to find
some in the general area. That's a 9 for me.
That's a 12 for me. I got a 10 plus 2. Right.
Hold on. Oh, actually, I got an 8. Yeah, so I
might find something. I'll start with Cartman.
You are in this dude right here. You're looking
for bullets, right? Can you roll me a d10? That'll
be how many bullets you find. Two bullets. It's
the dice. They fucked you a little bit. Right,
up next is Hank. You rolled an eight. What are
you looking for? Is it the dog, or are you going
to go with one of these dudes? Or the alleyway
in general. Yeah, I'll go with one of these two
over here. I don't think the dog's going to have
much on it. Sure. You're looking for blood, you're
looking for weapons, you're looking for knowledge.
What knowledge would there be that would be useful
there? Depends if that's what you're looking
for. Because I am supposed to be a scholar. I
mean, I don't quite know what that's meant to
give me. So, effectively, the scholars, and you'll
know this, I shouldn't have put this in your
class notes, but I didn't have time. You are
a scholar of Birkenworth College. They are kind
of looking to find new ways to use the odd power
and curse that blood gives you. And they generally
want to find out more about plague. When I ask
you guys for knowledge, sometimes it's going
to be grand lore and sometimes it's just going
to be shit about the situation you're in. You
can find out from corpses. Up to you. Go on then,
I'll go for the knowledge one. Cool. So you're
standing right about here. You can see that this
door right here is barricaded from the inside.
and that there appear to have been scratch marks.
There's even some burn marks, like it's been
set on fire from the outside. It seems as though
something has been banging on where the glass
of the window used to be that is now boarded.
And as you look over at the corpse beside you,
you note that the scratch marks on it match the
kind of claw marks these twisted, disfigured,
clawed hands of the iron mites would have. Some
of them, at some point, have been trying to get
into this house. You will also note that there
is a window here that has been busted in, so
it looks like something at some point has gained
entry. Alright, I'll suggest open then. Guys,
we might want to check out this here house after
we've done clearing up all these bits and bobs.
We'll get to it. Even indeed. Up next was...
Rich, where's Gertrude? Yeah, it was a 9. Well,
I need a bit of healing, so I'm going to look
for blood. Blood indeed. 9's pretty good. Roll
me a d6. That'll be 5 blood vials, you find.
Amazing. Well, I shall take some. I'll take 2
for now, I think. I am getting low on the old
health. D10 each. 16. Cool. And lastly, I forgot
to ask, what was the XP gain I got for the rifleman?
50 for everyone here killed. The dogs are also
50, but I'll check. Yep, all 50. Up next after
Rich was Brittany. Brittany, you got a 10, which
is pretty damn good. Plus whatever your perception
modifier was. Which is also good, because you're
the lamb, right? Can you tell me what your total
was? Oh, shit, never mind. Look at the camera
there. Cap, we'll move on to you. You got a nine.
What are you looking for? Are you looking around
the alley? Alright, let's go for... Can I do
healing and knowledge or is it just one or the
other? Since you guys aren't being attacked right
now, I'll let you do knowledge around the alleyway
and healing on a person. Okay. Try and scavenge
one of these dudes. Yeah, go for it. So, you
got a nine. That's not quite... That's not bad.
Roll me a d6. One. That is one blood vial you
managed to find in the pockets of this dude over
here. And what kind of healing does that give
us? A d10. As for knowledge... Oh, roll me a
religion one. Oh, actually, I've got a good roll
for that. Of course I do, Cleric. Are you going
to give them their last rites? I rolled 11. Nice.
Okay, so you're going to notice something about
the buildings here. There's a symbol. It looks
almost like a leaf shape. You know that it's
used for communion with the gods. It's sort of
a prayer symbol. On the house... with the busted
in place they have a you can see through the
busted window that they have a charm in there
that has been like torn down and like obviously
someone's gotten rid of it and bend it effectively
at some point that was of this communion sacred
rune that is used to try and pray for help from
the gods and on the house that is not broken
in you will still see it carved into the entryway
Alright, so prayer symbol inside the room that
we can see into because of the busty then window.
Yep, and this house over here, it's carved into
the doorway. The people here at one point believed
that it would save them. Whether it does or not
is a bit up for debate. And that's an undamaged
house. In the undamaged house, it's carved into
the doorframe. In the damaged one, it seems to
have been a charm that was hung up in the living
room. But it's now torn apart and on the floor.
That's as far as I know about it. It's a leaf
-shaped symbol. I recognise it as a prayer. Yeah.
Communion with the gods. Trying to get the gods
to pay attention to you. Tick, you got a 10,
plus whatever your perception modifier is. Plus
2. 12. What are you looking for? Healing, weapons,
bullets, knowledge? A skill -based baseball bat.
Okay. Unfortunately, you can look at the weapons
of all these guys, and you know that these guys
had torches and axes, neither of which are skill
-based, and that this guy had a gun, which is
also not skill -based. However, you were 12.
You know that pretty much everyone in Yharnam
is armed, at least a little bit. Yeah, they rely
on the hunters to kill the beast, but you're
pretty stupid if you walk out a door in this
place without something on you. So while there's
nothing on the street, there may be something,
at least one of the houses, one of the three
houses here, that could be a good weapon. Okay,
and I usually zone out when Matt talks. Which
one was Matt that Matt searched? So these two
have both, these three have all been searched
now, because Cap got this one, Matt got that
one. Actually, he was looking for knowledge,
so yeah, you can still search this one. From
Gear Real Items. Yeah, but the weird Hank Hill
guy just like... I suggest we were going to go
into this place. Don't you fucking steal my food.
Yeah, don't do it. I was polite and let everyone
else talk because I thought, hey, we'll get it
over and done with. But no, if you're going to
do that, I'm going to go straight in that fucking
house and stop you going in there. Cartman, you're
the last one then. Actually, you already went
first. What the fuck did I find then? Oh, yeah,
because you rolled the two bullets, yeah. Sorry,
you get the knowledge that those things aren't
going to be here, but I'll let you ask for blood
or bullets. What did I get? You got knowledge.
Ticken, though. Seriously, you can roll... What
are you looking for? Blood or bullets? I guess
bullets for my pretty pink pistol. Bullets, sure.
Roll me... You got 12. That was really good.
So roll me a d10. That's seven. Nice. You managed
to find seven bullets. Seven bullets, indeed.
You're a lucky guy. You managed to find with
your twelve in this guy's dingy back pocket a
little bandolier of bullets. Seven, exactly.
I wanted to be like that. I was about to say,
just check the exact same person that someone
else checked and be like, can you not fucking
see? To pull out the bandolier. Come on. Yeah,
so you've picked this place pretty damn clean.
You've all had your turn leading all these guys,
so I'm going to get them off the map. Do we get
our stamina back now, Vivi? Combat's over. One
second. Matt, are you going in that house? For
no particular reason. I will do, but perhaps
maybe in the next episode. I think it might be
good to start with that. okay sure you all have
a great victory to revel about now great success
yeah you've defeated your first Yharnam hunting
party and the streets are a little bit cleaner
and a little bit less heretic at least for Cap's
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