Hello. Hey. What's going on? I'm here. Where
are you, though? I'm in your house. Oh my god,
I hate when you do this. You know what I'm trying
to do. I'm trying to do a sick intro for the
30 Dirty and Dying podcast. So we're here, potting.
Potting? I'll just do it. Okay. Hi, I'm Clarissa.
That's Kourtney. I told you I'd do it. Okay,
sorry. I'm Clarissa. That's Courtney. This is
the 30 Dirty and Dying Podcast. When I ask Kourtney,
where are you? She's supposed to say, at the
30 Dirty and Dying Podcast, welcome, or something
like that. But she's always like, a room. I'm
in a chair. I'm in a chair. You're in a chair?
Both of these chairs belong to my mother. Nice.
Yeah. Thanks, Mom. Yep, thanks, Mom. Not my mom.
She's dead. No, well, thanks for, you know, bringing
Courtney into the world. Wherever you are. It
was just Mother's Day. It was. So happy Mother's
Day to everybody who does that. Who mothers.
Yeah. Yeah. Or for those who want a mother but
haven't had the opportunity to yet. Yeah. Or
people who have had a rough day because you don't
have your mom or you have a weird relationship
with your mom. You have animals, so you're a
mom with animals. And I think that's fair. I
wore my cat mom shirt on Mother's Day. It was
just a, it was just a coinkydink. I didn't mean
to, but. It just worked out that way. It was
just clean. You know, laundry day's a bitch.
We took Mike's mom out for brunch. That's nice.
Brunchy to brunch. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, I
spent it with my mom. I went, well, we did it
on Saturday because she had to work. And, you
know, I actually did see her on Mother's Day,
but. I took her flowers and a card and we had,
I mean, I brought Dunkin' Donuts. Cute. Yeah.
It was like low -key. She wanted to keep it low
-key this year. And what she wants, she gets.
Because it's Mother's Day. Yeah. So happy post
-Mother's Day. Hope you guys enjoyed it or had
a nice Sunday and it wasn't too rough if you
got a weird situation. Yeah. Because it's okay.
It's okay. Yeah. I'm just repeating everything
you said. You are. I am. I know. I came in really
aggressive with it like, just let me do it. All
right. I guess you're going to do the whole thing.
I'll just sit here. Yep. Sorry. Welcome to the
Clarissa Show. Yikes. Everybody turn it off.
It's the Clarissa Show, but you just hear me
laughing in the background. Yeah. And me occasionally
going, oh my God. This is your favorite millennial
podcast, or it was before you heard that. And
thanks for joining us on another 30 Thursday.
Today, we are diving in with the nostalgia part
of our brand, aren't we, Courtney? We are. We're
going to talk movies. Yep, play a little trivia
game. I wouldn't call it... It's kind of trivia.
It's trivia, Courtney. Okay, I guess. Why do
you do this? I was re -listening to the episode
we did with Mike earlier this season, the chaotic
trivia. Yeah. Because I was pulling quotes and
doing things like, you know, for the Instagram.
Yeah. And... You said, like, we might have you
back to do sports, not trivia, questions. And
we were like, Courtney, that's trivia. You seem
to have this aversion to calling trivia trivia,
and I'd like to unpack it. Why? Do we ever have
time to really unpack all my problems? Yeah,
we'll make time, bitch. Tell me. I literally
cannot tell you, because I have no idea. Yeah,
it's weird, because it's like it's trivia. Not
every trivia is, like, Jeopardy. But I guess
Jeopardy does have like quotes in it. Yeah, exactly.
It's fine. We're doing trivia today. Yeah, we're
doing millennial movie trivia. Now listen, we've
done millennial movie trivia before. We've done
the version of it that's like bad synopsis. I
love that one too. I love it too, but no one
else does. Those episodes have not done very
well. And I guess I can understand because it
can be super subjective. Like the way that you
would describe it can be... Well, yeah, that's
the fun of it. Yeah, but I don't know. So we
decided to do something a little different this
time. We're going to give each other quotes from
movies. Yes. And then the other person has to
guess what movie it's from. Yes. Which I guess
is trivia. Yeah. Trivia. I don't... This isn't
like a gotcha. It's trivia. Yeah. We also are
going to do, if you've listened to millennial
music trivia lyrics editions in the past, we
had lifelines. We kind of styled it like who
wants to be a millionaire. We have lifelines
again today. And I will explain those when we
start the game. Yeah. They're a mystery to me
because I have no idea. Yeah. I just came up
with this last night when I was putting my quotes
together and I was like, that'd be fun. So I
made lifelines and I was like, Courtney will
roll with it probably. I roll with anything.
Yep. She's rolling. Roly, roly, roly, roly, what?
It's funny that you say roly. What do you mean?
Because they don't say that. Roly, roly. But
you end up, roly, roly, roly, roly, what? It's
roly, it's roly, poly, oly. He's tall and working
round. And in the land of curves and curls, his
fellas get around. Hell yeah. All right. Well,
but before we play our game. Back in time. All
right. We're in 2014 today. A little later on
the millennial timeline, but I thought it'd be
a fun one. I didn't have a good reason for this
one. You just wanted 2014? Yeah, you know, we've
done a few, like, way throwbacks kind of recently,
so I thought some social media stuff, more of
our, like, young adulthood would be fun. Oh,
yeah. So, 2014, I was in college. I graduated
college. Yep, I was in my half -freshman and
then sophomore year. And I went on my Instagram
to see how dumb I was. I have a lot of pictures
of my college radio station. I love that. Because
I was in college radio, and it was my whole fucking
personality. I also have this. It's cute. It's
a... A little picture of my dorm. I had a cup
of coffee and I was reading Perks of Being a
Wallflower for like the 400th time. Never read
it. Oh, you should. I got a copy downstairs.
It's one of my favorite books of all time. One
of my favorite movies. And this is side note,
but speaking of Mother's Day from the beginning,
I just watched that movie on Netflix, Nona's,
about the Italian grandmother's restaurant. Oh,
it's so cute. Watch it. It made me cry. It's
so good. Anyways, the guy who directed it is
the guy who wrote and directed the movie for...
Perks of Being a Wildflower. Oh. Steven Jabosky.
Nice. Yeah. I didn't realize he was still directing.
I mean, I knew he directed the Perks movie. Yeah.
But I didn't know he was, like, doing it more,
which is awesome. Good for him. Yeah. I dressed
up as Pikachu that year for Halloween. I love
that for you. Yeah. I know that picture. Yeah.
I took a picture of some biscuits and gravy flavored
potato chips. Oh, man. I... I love that. Yeah.
Do you remember when the chicken and waffle flavor
came out? Yes. And do you remember how obsessed
I was with trying to find them? Yes, I do. I
ended up spending a lot of money to order them
online. You spend a lot of money to order a lot
of things online. You are correct. But I traveled
everywhere. I traveled to different states. Okay,
Carmen Sandiego. And I'm just like, I need to
find these chips. I had like other people search
for me, could not find them. They were nowhere.
I know. You were like texting me like in where
I was going to school and being like, hey, if
you see these chips, can you buy me a bag? Like,
okay. I haven't seen you in six months, but sure.
I don't think I ever ended up trying them. So
they tasted like a sweet version of like the
flavor packet for chicken ramen. Okay. I love
chicken ramen. And I love sweets. Well, I mean,
hey, if you liked it, that's all that matters.
I mean, I have some facts while you're looking.
Yeah, tell me what life was like in 2014. I got
you. Okay, so Snapchat was the most popular app.
I still have never used it. I still use it today.
Never. Bruno Mars and Red Hot Chili Peppers performed
at the Halftime Show. I remember that because
I have a picture of, I took a picture, it's a
selfie. I was laying on my dorm bed to get an
angle. I think that's my picture for you on my
phone. Weird. Did you just screenshot it off
of my Instagram? Probably. Okay, Joe Goldberg,
what's up? I know I didn't send this to anybody.
This was just for my Instagram. And for me and
my picture and my phone. Okay, stalker. Anyways,
and I was wearing a scarf that's the colors of
the Seattle Seahawks. They played. I didn't give
a fuck, but my roommate in college was a big
Seahawks fan. So I was like, sure. I like the
colors of them. Yeah, it was nice colors. I always
liked her jerseys that she wore. And nobody at
my family Super Bowl party that I went to was
rooting for the Seahawks, but I'm a contrarian
bitch. But I remember when I went, I was like
the only person that actually sat and watched
the halftime show because I like red hot chili
peppers. I like red hot chili pepper. Chili peppers.
Chili peppers. I like red hot chili peppers.
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Oh, yeah. I got,
on my Facebook, I'm tagged in a couple of videos.
I never did it. I did. But some people did it
and wanted me to do it. Yeah, Mike and I did
it. Uber Eats launched. Okay. Avocado toast was
one of the trendiest foods. My mom, I got her
some avocado toast for her Mother's Day thing
because I was like, Courtney eats this all the
time and I feel like you'd like it. And she fucking
loved it. I ate avocado toast yesterday. It was
just the one from Dunkin'. Yeah, that's okay.
Well, she really enjoyed it. I've never had it
because I'm not a big avocado toast person, but
she liked it. Good. Apple released the iPhone
6 and 6 Plus. And then also the thing that pissed
me off the most. Oh, my God. U2's album. That
was in 2014? Yeah. That feels like that was further
away. Maybe I've just blocked it out so much.
Yeah, because it pisses me off so much. Justin
Bieber was arrested for drunk driving, resisting
arrest, and driving without a valid license.
Do you remember when he did that and they were
showing all the, like, him in court on the news
and stuff? No. Okay, well, they were. And people
took those videos and used it for, like, conspiracy
theory content that he's a reptile. Because,
I'm serious. Because, I guess in one of the,
and I've seen the clip, it's whatever. He blinks
and it looks like his eyes look kind of lizard
-like. It's probably just the camera or whatever.
But everyone's like, see, he's a reptile. Illuminati
confirm. And that really took off around that
time. So. And the last thing I had, which also
pisses me off, How I Met Your Mother series finale.
I put down that I wanted to talk about this.
Pisses me the fuck off. Okay, so the reason I
wanted to talk about this, I just did a rewatch
of the whole series. Oh, did you? Yeah, so like
just a few weeks ago I finished watching it.
Love that, okay. And I love that show. It is
a great show. but yeah this finale like almost
fucking ruins it it does ruin it i mean it doesn't
ruin the entirety of the show for me but it ruins
it as like being one of the best shows yeah like
i don't know but this is the thing i really i
really dove into it because i was like why do
i hate it so much it's not that she's dead the
mom spoiler alert mom's dead um happy mother's
day It's not that she's dead because actually
now that you know she's dead and that's why he's
telling the story. When you watch the whole thing,
there are points from Ted like telling the story
that it makes it kind of obvious. Like there's
this scene in the, I think it's the season right
before the last one where he runs to, he's like,
if I had in however many days, I'm going to meet
you and we're going to fall in love. And if I
could do anything, I'd want to spend these days
with you. And if I can't spend them with you,
I'll take the however many seconds until your
boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face.
And it's this big monologue, but he's really
emotional. And now knowing that it's because
she's dead. It makes sense, right? Because he
wants as much time with her that he can get.
I'm not even pissed off that she's dead. I'm
not even pissed off that he ends up with Robin.
I am. The reason, I guess I am, but it's more
because of what they did with Robin and Barney.
I hated that. Yes. This is my thing. I like the
idea of Ted and Robin because the whole thing
was they wanted different things, but they did
have love for each other. So it's kind of nice
that they could come back together after they've
lived their respective lives, gotten what they
wanted, but they still have love for each other.
The reason I don't like it is because they set
her up with Barney. Why would they fucking do
that? That's what ruins it for me, and that's
what I cannot understand why they would do it.
I understand they kind of backed themselves into
a corner with having Robin and Barney hook up,
but they could have had them just end. You know
what I mean? They could have taken Robin out
of the picture for the entirety of Ted's relationship
or whatever, a lot of different ways, because
her whole thing was that she wanted to travel
and leave. So they could have just made it like...
And Robin's going off to be a journalist and
traveling and we don't see her very much anymore.
And she feels left out because we have kids and
we're this and we're that. Yeah. They could have
done it really naturally, but they tried to do
it like she married Barney. And then the entire
season was about the wedding. They go through
with the wedding. Yep. And then in like 30 seconds,
they're like, by the way, they're divorced. Just
forget everything you just saw. Yeah. It was
really, I really hated it. That's what I hate
about it. I would have even been fine if they
would have done the entire season as the wedding
and the wedding doesn't happen. Like, Robin leaves.
Leaves him at the altar or something. Or Barney
leaves her at the altar. It doesn't work out.
That would have been better. I mean, it still
would have sucked, but it would have been better
because then Robin and Barney are not being set
up as endgame. I don't know. You talk about it
now. I'm sorry. No, I agree with you. But the
thing is, though, once I saw them together, I
wanted them to be endgame. Like, they... could
have easily had a good relationship. I agree.
There was no reason, like, that it wouldn't have
worked unless they, like, it just made more sense
to me. I agree. It always made more sense to
me. It would have been a non -traditional relationship,
but that's what was so great about it, because
they're non -traditional people who found each
other. And I was really happy that she was the
one that, like, helped him to stop being such
a man -ho. Yeah. I really like that. Yeah, but
she also didn't strip him of what made him Barney.
Right. You know what I mean? Whereas with Ted,
if they would have tried to end up together,
she would have had to strip him of what made
him Ted. And Ted is a fuck. But there are parts
of Ted that can be lovable and nice when he's
with the right person. Right. I feel like if
we would have gotten a lot, like a whole season
of him with Tracy. Yeah. We would have grown
to love Ted more because he was with somebody
who got him and he could be himself and it wasn't
so. at odds with. Yeah. I just don't like how
they finished it. I don't either. That's the
thing. It's not, but a lot of people are like,
well, you shouldn't have ended up with Robin
and I hate that she's dead. I don't even mind
that. I mean, it's sad, but it's like, it makes
sense. I need it. I wanted time with them. Yeah.
Like it was a holy, how I met your mother. Yeah.
I'm glad that they met, but I wanted to see them
together. I did like that. They did do some of
that though. Like, because it's layered in with
what's, and I do like that. I just wish there
was more of it. I totally agree with you. But
yeah, it's super fresh in my head. And I really
was like, why do I hate this so much? Like, is
it because she's dead? No. Is it that he and
Robin end up together? Honestly, no. Just them
ending up together at different points in their
lives. Kind of nice. But the way they did it?
No. Not good. Don't like it. They should have
not done the Barney. I don't think that... Unless
they were endgame, they shouldn't have done it.
Yeah. Period. Like, literally, if she would have
left him at the altar, it would have been better.
Because then it's done. I don't know. But I did
like... There were parts of the last season I
love up until those last two episodes when it
all ends. Especially when Boyz II Men comes and
sings, You just got slapped. What's your favorite
episode, though, of How I Met Your Mother? Or
your favorite thing? It's been so long since
I've watched it. I can tell you exactly what
mine is. Tell me. Robin Sparkles Part 4, y 'all.
Where she's Robin Daggers. She's Alanis Morissette.
Oh. And she sings that song, P .S. I Love You.
P .S. I Love You. I just remember them all. Yeah,
that's the first one. Yeah. But then every time
they do a new Robin Sparkles thing, it's, it's
Robin Sparkles Part 2, y 'all. And Robin Sparkles
4, y 'all, is my favorite. Every time we watch
the episode, I, like, yell it when they yell
it. And Justin, you can just see him, like, bracing
himself. Like, okay, here we go. Let's go off
some billboards. Yep, I know I was in the clubs.
So I might recognize some of these. I feel like
it was a good year for music. I think it was.
I mean, I was drunk, so who knows. But Counting
Stars by One Republic, that was on the billboards.
Fancy Iggy. I'm so fancy. You already know. I'm
in the fast lane from L .A. to Tokyo. Number
one on the Billboard list was Happy by Pharrell.
Cause I'm happy up along if you feel that roof.
I don't know the words. It kind of came apart
a little bit in the middle. Talk dirty. Talk
dirty to me. Talk dirty to me. Oh, I liked this
one. Rude by Magic. Why you gotta be so rude?
That one. Don't you know I'm human too? Pompeii
by Bastille. That was like, I was... Rip. What?
Didn't Bastille die? Or am I thinking of a different
one? Avicii. Avicii died. Yeah, Avicii's dead.
He has nothing to do with Bastille. And Bastille's
a band. I thought you meant for Pompeii. Like,
it went down with Malvasubis. And I was like...
True, I love but am surprised by the historical
reference. Turn down for what? Turn down for
what? Oh, Wake Me Up by Avicii is on here. When
you said Wake Me Up, I was like, wake me up before
you go. You are just all over the place. This
is great. Boom clap. Boom clap, the sound of
my heart, the beat goes on and on and on and
on. Does that mean that, oh fuck, Fault in Our
Stars came out that year? Because wasn't that
song in the Fault in Our Stars soundtrack? Yeah,
it was. It was. Fault in Our Stars. Bam! You
are correctamundo. Never read it, but I enjoyed
the movie. You've told me that you've read it.
I have it. I don't remember reading it. Okay,
well, you told me when we did our book club,
I think, that you read it. Possibly. But then
you told me before, I think, that you didn't
read it. So maybe you should read it again. See,
I have it. I don't remember reading it. But,
you know, whatever, I guess. Whatever, I guess.
The last one that I will go out with here is...
I'm trying to find a good one. In my defense,
all the books that I read, I don't remember what
they're about. Most of them. I am reading one
right now. And it's good. It is good. But I can't...
It's taking me a while. Now, I lost a few days.
I had a migraine. I couldn't look at anything,
so I couldn't read for a few days. But it's like,
it's Staircase in the Woods by Chuck Wendig.
I might be saying his name wrong. It's like a
horror book. It's good. Don't get me wrong. But
it's so, like, you can't just, like, power through
it. Like, last night I was reading, and I was
like, I'm going to finish this book tonight.
It's meaty in its content. Not just, like, thick.
I mean, it's pretty thick, but it's, like, You
really gotta... Grasp it. Yeah. Firmly grasp
it. Firmly grasp it. And it's killing me, man.
It's so good, but I want to finish it. I want
to be done. And it's just like, I can't... You
gotta take... I gotta take breaks. I gotta like...
And one of the characters has OCD that is just
like my OCD and picks and does... Tertulomania
and all that stuff? Yeah, he has body -focused
repetitive behaviors is what they're... And I'm
like, okay, this is, get this mirror out of my
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Let's play. Millennial movie quote trivia. So
I said at the beginning that I have some lifelines
for us. I'll explain them now. Okay. I actually
have four lifelines. I love that. Because normally
there's three, but one of them I was like, this
might not apply to every movie. Okay. So one,
actor, actress. Okay. Name an actor or actress
that's in that movie to jog the memory. So I'm
going to have to look that up every time. But
let's say that one movie I didn't do, and I figure
you didn't either, was Schindler's List, right?
So if one of the quotes was from that, I could
say, hey, you could say, hey, give me an actor
or actress, and I could say Liam Neeson. I didn't
know Liam Neeson was in that movie. So that's
why it was an example, because it's definitely
not going to happen that way. Next one. I've
also never seen Schindler's List. Okay. One sentence
synopsis. Okay. It doesn't have to be a bad one.
I can just be like, tell me what the movie's
about. Okay. Fill in a blank, which is one word
from the title. Okay. So if it's Schindler's
List, I could say... Schindler. Yeah, which would
probably be a dead giveaway. But the reason I
gave another one, because some movie titles are
one word, so... Sometimes you can't use that.
Yeah, so the other one I have is Release Year,
which is something I'm going to have to look
up. So I could say Release Year, and you could
tell me, you know, 1996. Okay. And, yeah. I might
help jog your memory a little bit, but otherwise
we're just going to go back and forth, and I'll
keep score. Perfect. Do you want me to go first
for a quote? Sure. All right. This is the first
one. I'm like easing in. You're going to get
it. No big deal. Okay. All right. What? Like
it's hard? Legally blonde. Correct. Yes. Amazing.
Okay. Are we going to be saying, I said it in
the tone of what she said it. Are we, should
we say it in tone or no? I think it's dealer's
choice. Okay. It's whatever you think. Okay.
If you want to mix it up sometimes, cool. If
not, whatever. This is my family. I found it
all on my own. It's little and broken, but still
good. Yeah, still good. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. I
do know this. I know you do. Can you say, repeat
it, please? Okay. This is my family. I found
it all on my own. It's little and broken, but
still good. Yeah, still good. Oh, fuck. I'm trying
to do it kind of in the inflection, but if I
do it in the voice, it'll be like a dead giveaway.
So I can't. It's little and broken. Same. I'm
little and broken. Oh, man. It's animated. Yeah.
Oh. No. You don't like this movie. Oh, fuck.
It's Lilo and Stitch. Yeah, it is. When he's
like, this is my family. This is Ritzel and Brooklyn.
But good. Yeah. Still good. I used to not like
it. I knew automatically. Yep. Next one. Next
one. You're tacky and I hate you. School of Rock.
Yep. It's the little boy. It's the little boy.
You're tacky and I hate you. Okay. I will tell
you, I have a School of Rock quote also. It's
not that one, though. I love that. So we'll see
how it goes. It's like Spanish for like a fighting
chicken. What the fuck? This is one that is a
very popular movie and a very quotable movie,
but this is one of the less, this is a deeper
cut quote. Because there are so many quotes for
this movie that would be dead ass giveaways.
So I wanted to cut a little bit, a little bit
closer. I don't know if I've ever heard that
in my life. It's like Spanish for like a fighting
chicken. Trying to do an accent. I'm just kind
of doing my own if I'm not trying. I don't know
if I'm going to get that. We talk about this
movie a good bit because it has a connection
to a core memory of yours. A core memory? Yeah.
From your romantic past. Oh, is this Talladega
Nights? Yep. I think it's when he's saying, I
could be Magic Man, you could be El Diablo. What's
El Diablo mean? It's like Spanish for fighting
chicken or something. Okay. So, like, I can't
tell you the last time I watched that movie.
Oh, I watched it, like, a few months ago. I love
it. I feel like the last time I watched that
movie was in theaters when it came out when I
was in high school. Wow. I watch it a lot. I
really enjoy it. It's probably my favorite. It's
one of my favorite, like, Will Ferrell comedies.
Interesting. I just really like it. And I say
a lot, unironically, if you ain't first, you're
last. I say that all the fucking time. I literally
said that. Like, two days ago. But, like, I mean
it. Like, it's a motto for my life. Yeah, if
you ain't first, you're last. Yeah. And if you
don't like Big Red Gum, then fuck you. But see,
if I would've said that, if I would've said Big
Red Gum, if I would've said Shake and Bake, if
I would've... You would've been, like... Baby
Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. So there's so many really
quotable ones, I felt like I had to do a deeper
cut. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. Alright. Alright,
go ahead. I'm ready. Why am I even listening
to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't
drive. Oh my god, fuck! Virgin who can't drive.
Ah. Ah. Ah. Shit, I might have to use me a lifeline.
Okay. Give me... Is it one where you can give
me a word from the title? No. Okay, okay. Then
give me an actor or actress. Paul Rudd. Paul
Rudd. He's in so many things! Oh my god! Because
I can, like, see the movie in my brain. Um, who,
okay. Who's your favorite, um, female artist?
Cher. It's a character name. It's, it's, um,
it's Clueless. It's Clueless. It's Clueless.
Thank you. If you guys could have seen me just
like ferociously fanning myself, it's Clueless.
Cause I feel like if I said Alicia Silverstone,
you would probably would have gotten it right
away. Yeah. Like, but not too obvious. Yeah.
You know what I mean? Or Brittany Murphy. I was
thinking Brittany Murphy because she's the one
who says that. Yeah, but I kind of always forget
that he's in it. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Until I watch it and then I'm like, oh yeah,
for sure. For sure. For sure. I wish we could
all get along like when we used to in middle
school or like we used to in middle school. I
wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows
and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.
Well, if it's school related. There's some movies
with schools. That's very true. A lot of movies
we were watching is youths. Youths. Because we
could relate. Is this a deep cut of a movie that's
very... I don't think so. Okay. I don't think
so. It's also related. It's like right before
and prompts a super recognizable line from the
movie. So... I wish we could all get along like
we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake
a cake filled with rainbows and smile, then everyone
would eat and be happy. I'm trying to do the
inflection, but the person who's saying it is
crying. So I... I don't know. Unless you want
to punch me in the throat, and I might not even
cry. I might just yell. I'm just standing on
a stage, crying, saying this into a microphone.
I mean... The only thing that I can think of
is Mean Girls. It's Mean Girls. Okay. It's the
person who's talking before Damien goes, she
doesn't even go here. Okay. I don't know about
you, but I'm going to write a strongly worded
letter to the White Star Line about this. Is
it Titanic? It's Titanic. Who even says that?
It's Jack. It's when he's like in the water.
Oh. I literally don't remember anything except
for like, you're going to have baby throats.
And I'm so cold. Never let go, Jack. Never let
go. And then she immediately let go. The only
thing that I knew was white star lines. I figured
that would either trip you up or give it away.
Yeah. All right, I'm going to give you a deep
cut. Okay. Jeez. I feel like I've been going
easy on you. You've gotten all of yours, though.
Yeah, but with hints. Yeah, okay. I haven't just
known. Yeah. I just don't know things. Me, I'm
dishonest. In a dishonest man, you can always
trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest
ones you want to watch out for. Because you can
never predict when they're going to do something
incredibly stupid. Do you think I've seen this
movie? I know you have. Oh, okay. I don't know
if you can remember anything about it when I
watched it because everyone's watched it. Okay.
Is it one where you can give me, is it like a
one word? I could give you a word. Okay, give
me a word. If you want to use that lifeline.
Okay. Pearl. Oh, is this Pirates of the Caribbean?
Yep. Pirates of the Library. Okay. It's like
Pearl. It's like Pearl Harbor. That's not correct.
No. Yeah, you're correct. I could not remember
a single thing from those movies. But you've
definitely watched it. Oh, yeah. So that's what
I meant. Yeah. Okay. We're both killing it. We've
not missed one yet. Love it. She puts the whore
in horrifying. Oh, no. Is this a scary movie?
No. Damn it. I really don't know, and I think
I'm going to waste a lifeline if I use it, so
I think I'm just going to have to take the L.
I'm sorry. Okay, do you want me to give you,
like, a little hint? Maybe, sure, you can try,
but I'm not feeling good about myself. Well,
no, if I tell you that, then I'm just going to
give it away. That's fine, just tell me, it's
fine. I'm taking the L. Bring it on. Oh, yeah,
see, I wouldn't have gotten it, though, because,
like, even though I really like it, I don't quote
it almost ever. I was going to do one that's
more recognizable, but I'm like... No, it's a
good quote to do. I was like, haha, whore. Haha,
whore. Boo, you whore. But when I get up there
and start doing my thing, people worship me because
I'm sexy and chubby, man. That's School of Rock,
right? Okay. Good job. Because he is sexy and
chubby, man. Yeah, but remember when he was talking
to the little girl who sings really well and
talking about Aretha Franklin and stuff to try
and get her confidence up? He's like, people
worship me. Good job. Good job. All right, breezing
right through. Keep going. All right. They'll
make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll
shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your
eyes. Is this Silence of the Lambs? No. Oh. Okay.
It's animated. What? Mm -hmm. They'll make a
suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave
your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes.
Can I get a... Is this one where I can get a
word from the title? No. Okay. Shit. I've already
used actress and actor. Actor, actress. Give
me a synopsis. I want to use that one. Tell me
what it's about. Because I don't fucking know.
It's about a guy. Who is hated on by the way
he looks, but gets himself into the situation
with his best friend to rescue a girl from who
was captured. Okay. He gets him, he's hated because
of how he looks. Uh -huh. And he gets into a
situation with his best friend to rescue a captured
girl. Yes. And it's animated. Correct. Is this
Beauty and the Beast? No. Damn it. Wait. One
more time. Just give me one more try. Like, because
he's ugly or because of race? Both. I mean, he
doesn't consider him his best friend, but the
friend does. All I can think about is SpongeBob
right now. Now I'm ugly and I'm proud. I don't
know. It's Shrek. Oh my god! Fuck you. Shrek
is love. Shrek is life. Okay, that's it. I'm
giving you a deep cut. And now Clarence lives
at home with both parents, and Clarence's parents
have a real good marriage. Clarence's parents
have a real good marriage. Fishtails. Is that
a movie? I don't know. I just named a movie.
Okay. Um... Beginning again? Now Clarence lives
at home with both parents. Now Clarence lives
at home with both parents. Clarence parents.
Uh, can I get, like, an actor or actors? Sure.
Um... Makai Pfeiffer. I don't know who that is.
Too fucking bad. I'm still mad about Shrek, so
I'm definitely just being a dick. There's no
Mekhi Pfeiffer. This is my life and these times
are so hard. That's all I know about Mekhi Pfeiffer.
He's been in several movies. He's like a real
- It's a he? Mekhi Pfeiffer? Oh, okay. Yeah.
Fuck. Is it older? It's not like super old. I
mean, 2000s. I didn't do any movies. I did 90s
and 2000s. I didn't do any movies later than
2010, except for one. Okay. That we may or may
not even get to, so. Okay. I think I'm gonna
have to take an L on this. It's 8 Mile. Hmm.
It's the rap battle. So. Fuck you. That's rude.
It's not rude. We did a whole show about it.
We did an episode about reliving 8 Mile. You
had every opportunity. I watched it once. Also,
you, the reference to the actor was from Lose
Yourself. Which is the song for 8 Mile. If you
would have just, like, followed your own train
of thought a little further, you could have gotten
it. Coulda. Whatever. So this is really, I know
it was a deep cut, but was it really? Okay. Now
it's gonna be bad after this. I live my life
a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters.
Not the mortgage, not the store, not my team
and all their bullshit. For those 10 seconds
or less, I'm free. Fast and Furious? It is. Okay.
I mean, a quarter mile at a time. Yeah. Alright.
You're representing me now. What do you think?
I'm gonna let you roll in a Hyundai? I picked
this for a reason. Because of your last question.
Fast and Furious? Not just Fast and Furious.
It's a Fast and Furious movie. Tokyo Drift? Yes!
Tokyo... Drift! Here's yours. Okay, I'm ready.
Okay. Do you ever wonder at what point you just
gotta say, fuck it, man? Like, when you gotta
stop living up here and start living down here?
I don't know. I'm worse at this than I thought
I would be. I really don't know. Ha! It's eight
mile! Is it? Yeah. I was thinking about doing
it right after, but I'm like, nah. This isn't
a Girl Scout camp, understand? Oh, fuck. It's
holes. Yep. Digging up them holes. Digging it.
Digging up them holes. Alright, here's yours.
Okay. I missed the part where that's my problem.
I really don't know. I don't know. It's so...
This isn't even a deep cut. This is like memed
all the time. I don't know. To this day. Do you
want a hint or anything? No, just tell me. Okay,
it's Spider -Man. OG Spider -Man. I've never
seen Spider -Man. None of them? I think I watched
one of the Tobey Maguire ones, but I... That's...
This is the Tobey Maguire one. Well, I don't
know. I think it was the second movie. Oh, yeah.
I wouldn't have gotten it. Okay. Yeah. I don't
do superheroes, man. You know that. Alright.
You're not your job. You're not how much money
you have in the bank. You're not the car you
drive. You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis. I like something
Abraham Lincoln... Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter!
You're right. Actually, this is from the Emancipation
Proclamation. No, obviously not. Okay, you're
not your khakis. So it has, it's in the movie,
someone's wearing khakis. Probably. I don't,
yeah. I mean, if the person said you're not your
khakis. Sure. Then obviously they're wearing
khakis. No, that's, you're right. I love watching
you be a detective. Can I get? You have release
year and synopsis left as your lifelines. But
I mean, I can try to give you a hint, but I don't
even know what would jog your memory. Yeah, because
I don't think a release year is going to help
me no matter what. And then I don't want to do
the synopsis yet until I'm like... Yeah. Yeah,
I want to say synopsis. So like, do you have
like a little bit of a hinty hint? Um, it's live
action. Okay. And... The main character is an
unreliable narrator. Sort of psychological, I
guess. Okay, it's Fight Club. Oh, I've never
watched it. Okay, I didn't know. Yeah, it's Tyler
Durden says it, so. See, the only quote from
Fight Club is, no one talks about Fight Club.
Yeah. Well, that would have obviously been. It's
the only rule. No one talks about Fight Club.
It's not the only rule. There are several rules,
actually, but it's the first rule and the second
rule. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, that's the only thing
I know. Okay. I didn't know. It's one of those
things that there are some quotable things. So
even if you've seen it, some people know because
it was such a big fucking deal. Yeah. All right.
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show. Oh my god, Danny DeVito, I love your work.
Fuck! Oh my god, Danny DeVito, I love your work.
Danny DeVito. Can you give me like a little hint?
It's something you've already quoted for me.
It's Mean Girls. It's Mean Girls. Damien says
it. Yes. Okay, I remember it now. I remember
the scene. Yep. Oh my god, Danny DeVito, I love
your work. Like, I can see the whole scene now.
Okay. Alright. You're like my own personal brand
of heroin. It's Twilight. Yeah, it is. Because
I wanted to do one that was obvious, but not
like... Skin of a killer. Yeah. Not like spider
monkey. Where the hell have you been, Loka? That
was hard to not do. I know. I'll tell you. All
right. Yeah. Good job. Nobody has control over
life and death unless they're taking life, causing
death. Is this one where I could get a word from
the title? Yes. Okay. It'll give it away. I'll
do it. Okay. Final. Final destination. Yeah.
It was either that or destination. Amazing. Oh,
let me guess. You want me to let your people
go. What? Oh, let me guess. You want me to let
your people go. No, I heard you. That was my
reaction. What? Why is the first thing that popped
in my head Django? I don't know. I've never watched
it. Okay, yeah, I'm probably not gonna get this.
Unless there's a hint. It's animated? Jesus.
Who else can you think of with Let My People
Go? An animated person? Just a person in general.
Let's start there, because it's an animated movie
that may or may not be based on a true question
mark story. So take the animated out of it for
a second. Okay. Are there any people, historical
people, that you think of when you hear Let My
People Go? Way back. Abraham Lincoln! Is this...
Are we done? Yeah. Okay, it's Prince of Egypt.
Moses said, let my people go. Oh, shit. Okay.
And it's the... I've never watched that. I understand
that. I know you haven't seen that, but I thought,
let my people go. And Moses, it's pretty common.
There's a song, let my people go. Yeah, I was
seeing that in my head. And you just didn't know
where that even came from? Okay. My bad for thinking
you could follow that thread. My bad. Nope, couldn't
follow it. Okay. Couldn't follow it. Because
I know you've never seen it, but again. It's
- Moses said, let my people go. You went to church?
I figured - I figured you - Okay! Context clues
your way out of it. Nope. My fucking bad. I wasn't
thinking like that. Um, she did not marry your
penis. Okay, alright. She didn't only marry your
penis. It's one of my favorite movies. Is it
Dumb and Dumber? No. Okay. Is it - You watched
it with me, I think. I did? Yeah. I did. I watched
it with you. Okay, okay. Recently or just, like,
in the past? Is it Ghost Ship? No. Is it a scary
movie? Define scary. Like horror? No. But it
scared me when I was a kid. Why did it scare
you? I was too little to watch it. I am. I am.
What is one of my biggest obsessions? You have
so many, Courtney. There's Dumb and Dumber. I
know that. I don't mean movie obsessions. I mean,
what is one of my biggest obsessions? What do
you mean? What do I love? What would I want to
be when I grow up? Oh my god! It's Twister. It's
Twister. It's Twister. Yeah. Twister. Okay. Good
call. Good call. My father's from Cleveland.
You mean anything else off of that? No. My father's
from Cleveland. That's cool. That's decon. Disney
Channel original movie? It's a Disney Channel
original movie. Shit, okay. Um, is it... What's
the... Why would it matter where his father's
from? The luck of the Irish? Yes! The Irish,
yeah. I remember when he's, like, to the shores
of Lake Erie. He's like, if you're gonna say
it, say it right. It's Erie, boy. He's like,
my father's from Cleveland. And then that dude
gets banished to fucking Cleveland. Bummer. Okay.
You're still winning by one point. Yay. Well,
this might tie her up. Okay. You did it. You
crazy son of a bitch. You did it. Shit. You did
it. You crazy son of a bitch. You did. Oh my
God. I don't know. I'm blankety blanking. It's
like too good. It's like too good. I think I'm
just going to have to take the L here. I hate
that I'm going to take the L, but I can't. I'm
blanking. It's Jurassic Park. I've never seen
Jurassic Park. You've never seen Jurassic Park?
We do this every episode of this season. I've
never seen Jurassic Park. Oh my god. Yeah, because
earlier this season, I started doing that, and
you sang the... Pterodactyls fly in Jurassic.
I literally asked you, is that real? Are those
the lyrics? And you laughed at me because...
Life. Life is like a lime. It's tart and tangy.
Sweet. Oh, so sublime. Quiet. Speechless. Like
a mime. Bold and noisy. Like a crime. Don't you
dare waste my time. Cause life can stop on a
dime. Why is the first thing that I thought of
21 Jump Street? That is incorrect. Because he
does the slam poetry. Oh, okay. But how you said
it was very slam poetry. I did that on purpose.
So it's, it is like slam poetry, but it's not
that movie. Okay. So you're, if you can follow
a thread to other movies. But I'm not good at
that. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a dick
about it. I'm just saying you're right. I did
that cadence on purpose because it is a slam
poetry scene. Fuck. What other movies have I
watched that have slam poetry? I don't know.
It's a girl. Oh, fuck. Girl. Can I get my synopsis?
Yes, you can. Okay. A young man goes to college
to pursue his dreams. and has a hard time letting
go, or his father has a hard time letting go
of him. Oh, is this accepted? No. Oh, fuck! Ask
me about my leader! No, it's not accepted. Okay.
A father has a hard time letting go of his son
going off to college. Yeah, to pursue his dreams.
No, Dad, it's your dream. It's not High School
Musical. I just... I just did that thing where
I had to do a movie reference because of my brain.
Because as soon as you said that, I was like...
No, it's not High School Musical. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to muddy the waters. Guy goes to
college to follow his dreams. The dad's upset.
And a girl does slam poetry. Yeah. I don't think
I'm going to get it. Thanks, IMDb. It's an extremely
goofy movie. That's the second one, right? Yeah.
The X Games? Never watched it. Oh, well, I didn't
know that. We've talked about it before, so I
thought maybe you've seen it. Yeah, just the
goofy movie. Look, I know you're about 50 pounds
overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret
that as move your fat tub of lard ass now. Oh
my god. I really don't know. I think you're going
to be very upset with yourself. I don't know.
I can't think. It's probably one of your favorite
movies. Is that real or are you being facetious?
No, it's real. Why is it one of my... What do
you mean? Why do you think it's one of my favorite
movies? At least I think it is. It's a lot of
people's favorite movie. Give me something. Give
me some kind of hint. Come on. That's a terrible
hint. That could be anything. It's like... It's
a classic. And not... It's not a Courtney classic.
It's an actual classic. Scary movie. Is it scream?
It's scream. Oh. Okay. Sick. I don't recall that
line. It's when, um. Is it Gail? It's Gail. It's
Gail. Yeah. It sounds like something Gail would
say. I took out the name. So it's like, look,
Kenny. I know you're about 50 pounds overweight.
If that wouldn't have mattered, but that's, I
get it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, this is my
one outlier. That's a little later than 2010.
Okay. Not by much. Okay. But. Call it Slut and
the Falcon. Make us solve crimes. What? Call
it Slut and the Falcon. Make us solve crimes.
Call it Slut and the Falcon. We've talked about
this movie and book already today. Is it Fault
in Our Stars? No. Oh. I've never seen that or
read it, so no. The Bible. Yes, I took this from
Ezekiel. Moses. Sir. Okay, so what books are
we talking about? We talked about it during Back
in Time. Well, fuck me. So it's a movie based
off of a book. Yeah. Oh, is this Perks of Being
a Welfare? Yep. Okay. Yep, Patrick says it. Good
call. All right, one more each. Let's go. There
is no good in evil. There is only power, and
those too weak to see it. Is it Seek It? Yep.
Okay. There's no good and evil. There's no good
and evil. There's only power and those too weak
to seek it. Shit. Okay. I'm going to go ahead
and use my year. I don't think it was help, but
just it might focus me. 2001. I know this. You
know this. I know this. And I'm not giving you
a single hint. What the fuck? That's mean. Why
not? Because you know this. But. Any hint will
give it away. If I know it already, it's not
going to matter. The title is different in another
country. Title. It says Harry Potter and the
Sorcerer's Stone. It is. I would have gotten
it anyway without that. So this is your last
one. Okay. You could run away with the game or
we could end this one tied. Okay. Let me find
you a good one. Cool. My daughter speaks with
the wisdom beyond her years. We've all come here
with anger in our hearts, but she comes with
courage and understanding. Okay. A daughter.
Yep. Comes with courage and understanding. Yep.
This sounds like a court. Like, they're in a
court. Not exactly, but the vibe is the same.
Okay. So... Do I have any... You have a release
year. Fuck it. Um, 95. Okay. My daughter speaks
with the wisdom beyond her years. We've all come
here with anger in our hearts, but she comes
with courage and understanding. Why is that...
When it says... I just think of Matilda. No!
But he would never say that about his daughter.
No, he was a dick. Yeah. Danny DeVito. It's...
Is it animated? Yeah, it is. Fuck. It's a Disney
movie. I know pretty much all of them, right?
Is it Anastasia? No. Hunchback of... No. What
are some famous Disney movies about daughters
and fathers? Pretty much all of them, right?
Start thinking about them. Okay. Um, so we got
Beauty and the Beast. Nope. We got, um, well,
most, that's hard because most Disney movies,
all of the members of their family is dead. Is
it Jasmine? No. Okay, so it's, okay. Also, usually
just their mothers are dead. Um, a lot of their
fathers are dead too, I think. Are they not?
No. Oh. Hmm. Is she a princess of Genovia? No.
Okay. There's a raccoon in the movie. Oh, Pocahontas.
You won. Fucking barely. Okay. Because I'm a
kind and fair ruler. And you won. All's fair
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