WEBVTT 00:00:14.379 --> 00:00:18.980 Hello. Hey. What's going on? I'm here. Where 00:00:18.980 --> 00:00:21.500 are you, though? I'm in your house. Oh my god, 00:00:21.539 --> 00:00:22.820 I hate when you do this. You know what I'm trying 00:00:22.820 --> 00:00:25.039 to do. I'm trying to do a sick intro for the 00:00:25.039 --> 00:00:28.120 30 Dirty and Dying podcast. So we're here, potting. 00:00:28.579 --> 00:00:31.859 Potting? I'll just do it. Okay. Hi, I'm Clarissa. 00:00:31.879 --> 00:00:34.219 That's Kourtney. I told you I'd do it. Okay, 00:00:34.259 --> 00:00:35.960 sorry. I'm Clarissa. That's Courtney. This is 00:00:35.960 --> 00:00:38.299 the 30 Dirty and Dying Podcast. When I ask Kourtney, 00:00:38.479 --> 00:00:41.159 where are you? She's supposed to say, at the 00:00:41.159 --> 00:00:43.799 30 Dirty and Dying Podcast, welcome, or something 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:48.280 like that. But she's always like, a room. I'm 00:00:48.280 --> 00:00:50.320 in a chair. I'm in a chair. You're in a chair? 00:00:50.500 --> 00:00:53.020 Both of these chairs belong to my mother. Nice. 00:00:53.140 --> 00:00:54.939 Yeah. Thanks, Mom. Yep, thanks, Mom. Not my mom. 00:00:55.020 --> 00:00:57.280 She's dead. No, well, thanks for, you know, bringing 00:00:57.280 --> 00:01:00.289 Courtney into the world. Wherever you are. It 00:01:00.289 --> 00:01:02.829 was just Mother's Day. It was. So happy Mother's 00:01:02.829 --> 00:01:06.510 Day to everybody who does that. Who mothers. 00:01:06.709 --> 00:01:10.510 Yeah. Yeah. Or for those who want a mother but 00:01:10.510 --> 00:01:12.030 haven't had the opportunity to yet. Yeah. Or 00:01:12.030 --> 00:01:15.790 people who have had a rough day because you don't 00:01:15.790 --> 00:01:18.469 have your mom or you have a weird relationship 00:01:18.469 --> 00:01:21.280 with your mom. You have animals, so you're a 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:23.640 mom with animals. And I think that's fair. I 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:26.799 wore my cat mom shirt on Mother's Day. It was 00:01:26.799 --> 00:01:29.599 just a, it was just a coinkydink. I didn't mean 00:01:29.599 --> 00:01:32.000 to, but. It just worked out that way. It was 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:33.939 just clean. You know, laundry day's a bitch. 00:01:34.159 --> 00:01:36.900 We took Mike's mom out for brunch. That's nice. 00:01:37.099 --> 00:01:39.060 Brunchy to brunch. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, I 00:01:39.060 --> 00:01:41.480 spent it with my mom. I went, well, we did it 00:01:41.480 --> 00:01:44.340 on Saturday because she had to work. And, you 00:01:44.340 --> 00:01:46.439 know, I actually did see her on Mother's Day, 00:01:46.439 --> 00:01:49.989 but. I took her flowers and a card and we had, 00:01:50.109 --> 00:01:54.129 I mean, I brought Dunkin' Donuts. Cute. Yeah. 00:01:54.209 --> 00:01:56.269 It was like low -key. She wanted to keep it low 00:01:56.269 --> 00:01:58.150 -key this year. And what she wants, she gets. 00:01:59.010 --> 00:02:02.150 Because it's Mother's Day. Yeah. So happy post 00:02:02.150 --> 00:02:04.549 -Mother's Day. Hope you guys enjoyed it or had 00:02:04.549 --> 00:02:06.629 a nice Sunday and it wasn't too rough if you 00:02:06.629 --> 00:02:08.889 got a weird situation. Yeah. Because it's okay. 00:02:09.050 --> 00:02:11.770 It's okay. Yeah. I'm just repeating everything 00:02:11.770 --> 00:02:14.530 you said. You are. I am. I know. I came in really 00:02:14.530 --> 00:02:17.939 aggressive with it like, just let me do it. All 00:02:17.939 --> 00:02:19.199 right. I guess you're going to do the whole thing. 00:02:19.259 --> 00:02:21.979 I'll just sit here. Yep. Sorry. Welcome to the 00:02:21.979 --> 00:02:25.099 Clarissa Show. Yikes. Everybody turn it off. 00:02:26.560 --> 00:02:28.340 It's the Clarissa Show, but you just hear me 00:02:28.340 --> 00:02:30.939 laughing in the background. Yeah. And me occasionally 00:02:30.939 --> 00:02:34.419 going, oh my God. This is your favorite millennial 00:02:34.419 --> 00:02:37.419 podcast, or it was before you heard that. And 00:02:37.419 --> 00:02:39.360 thanks for joining us on another 30 Thursday. 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:43.680 Today, we are diving in with the nostalgia part 00:02:43.680 --> 00:02:45.800 of our brand, aren't we, Courtney? We are. We're 00:02:45.800 --> 00:02:48.939 going to talk movies. Yep, play a little trivia 00:02:48.939 --> 00:02:51.639 game. I wouldn't call it... It's kind of trivia. 00:02:52.319 --> 00:02:55.159 It's trivia, Courtney. Okay, I guess. Why do 00:02:55.159 --> 00:02:58.919 you do this? I was re -listening to the episode 00:02:58.919 --> 00:03:00.580 we did with Mike earlier this season, the chaotic 00:03:00.580 --> 00:03:02.659 trivia. Yeah. Because I was pulling quotes and 00:03:02.659 --> 00:03:04.000 doing things like, you know, for the Instagram. 00:03:04.219 --> 00:03:07.759 Yeah. And... You said, like, we might have you 00:03:07.759 --> 00:03:11.240 back to do sports, not trivia, questions. And 00:03:11.240 --> 00:03:13.439 we were like, Courtney, that's trivia. You seem 00:03:13.439 --> 00:03:15.599 to have this aversion to calling trivia trivia, 00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:19.259 and I'd like to unpack it. Why? Do we ever have 00:03:19.259 --> 00:03:21.539 time to really unpack all my problems? Yeah, 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:23.819 we'll make time, bitch. Tell me. I literally 00:03:23.819 --> 00:03:26.520 cannot tell you, because I have no idea. Yeah, 00:03:26.599 --> 00:03:28.879 it's weird, because it's like it's trivia. Not 00:03:28.879 --> 00:03:32.629 every trivia is, like, Jeopardy. But I guess 00:03:32.629 --> 00:03:35.210 Jeopardy does have like quotes in it. Yeah, exactly. 00:03:36.250 --> 00:03:39.110 It's fine. We're doing trivia today. Yeah, we're 00:03:39.110 --> 00:03:41.469 doing millennial movie trivia. Now listen, we've 00:03:41.469 --> 00:03:44.110 done millennial movie trivia before. We've done 00:03:44.110 --> 00:03:48.430 the version of it that's like bad synopsis. I 00:03:48.430 --> 00:03:51.009 love that one too. I love it too, but no one 00:03:51.009 --> 00:03:55.009 else does. Those episodes have not done very 00:03:55.009 --> 00:03:59.210 well. And I guess I can understand because it 00:03:59.210 --> 00:04:01.090 can be super subjective. Like the way that you 00:04:01.090 --> 00:04:03.949 would describe it can be... Well, yeah, that's 00:04:03.949 --> 00:04:06.610 the fun of it. Yeah, but I don't know. So we 00:04:06.610 --> 00:04:07.650 decided to do something a little different this 00:04:07.650 --> 00:04:09.650 time. We're going to give each other quotes from 00:04:09.650 --> 00:04:11.449 movies. Yes. And then the other person has to 00:04:11.449 --> 00:04:14.349 guess what movie it's from. Yes. Which I guess 00:04:14.349 --> 00:04:19.660 is trivia. Yeah. Trivia. I don't... This isn't 00:04:19.660 --> 00:04:23.399 like a gotcha. It's trivia. Yeah. We also are 00:04:23.399 --> 00:04:25.120 going to do, if you've listened to millennial 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:27.879 music trivia lyrics editions in the past, we 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:29.800 had lifelines. We kind of styled it like who 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:32.120 wants to be a millionaire. We have lifelines 00:04:32.120 --> 00:04:35.480 again today. And I will explain those when we 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:37.120 start the game. Yeah. They're a mystery to me 00:04:37.120 --> 00:04:39.000 because I have no idea. Yeah. I just came up 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:41.560 with this last night when I was putting my quotes 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:44.180 together and I was like, that'd be fun. So I 00:04:44.180 --> 00:04:45.800 made lifelines and I was like, Courtney will 00:04:45.800 --> 00:04:47.420 roll with it probably. I roll with anything. 00:04:47.699 --> 00:04:50.639 Yep. She's rolling. Roly, roly, roly, roly, what? 00:04:50.779 --> 00:04:53.939 It's funny that you say roly. What do you mean? 00:04:54.180 --> 00:04:56.839 Because they don't say that. Roly, roly. But 00:04:56.839 --> 00:05:00.779 you end up, roly, roly, roly, roly, what? It's 00:05:00.779 --> 00:05:04.300 roly, it's roly, poly, oly. He's tall and working 00:05:04.300 --> 00:05:06.879 round. And in the land of curves and curls, his 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:10.420 fellas get around. Hell yeah. All right. Well, 00:05:10.519 --> 00:05:16.660 but before we play our game. Back in time. All 00:05:16.660 --> 00:05:26.019 right. We're in 2014 today. A little later on 00:05:26.019 --> 00:05:28.180 the millennial timeline, but I thought it'd be 00:05:28.180 --> 00:05:29.779 a fun one. I didn't have a good reason for this 00:05:29.779 --> 00:05:32.740 one. You just wanted 2014? Yeah, you know, we've 00:05:32.740 --> 00:05:35.980 done a few, like, way throwbacks kind of recently, 00:05:36.139 --> 00:05:38.339 so I thought some social media stuff, more of 00:05:38.339 --> 00:05:40.279 our, like, young adulthood would be fun. Oh, 00:05:40.279 --> 00:05:43.800 yeah. So, 2014, I was in college. I graduated 00:05:43.800 --> 00:05:48.199 college. Yep, I was in my half -freshman and 00:05:48.199 --> 00:05:52.089 then sophomore year. And I went on my Instagram 00:05:52.089 --> 00:05:59.209 to see how dumb I was. I have a lot of pictures 00:05:59.209 --> 00:06:01.310 of my college radio station. I love that. Because 00:06:01.310 --> 00:06:03.629 I was in college radio, and it was my whole fucking 00:06:03.629 --> 00:06:06.930 personality. I also have this. It's cute. It's 00:06:06.930 --> 00:06:10.209 a... A little picture of my dorm. I had a cup 00:06:10.209 --> 00:06:12.170 of coffee and I was reading Perks of Being a 00:06:12.170 --> 00:06:14.730 Wallflower for like the 400th time. Never read 00:06:14.730 --> 00:06:16.629 it. Oh, you should. I got a copy downstairs. 00:06:16.990 --> 00:06:18.430 It's one of my favorite books of all time. One 00:06:18.430 --> 00:06:20.970 of my favorite movies. And this is side note, 00:06:21.029 --> 00:06:22.870 but speaking of Mother's Day from the beginning, 00:06:23.050 --> 00:06:25.350 I just watched that movie on Netflix, Nona's, 00:06:25.350 --> 00:06:27.129 about the Italian grandmother's restaurant. Oh, 00:06:27.129 --> 00:06:29.850 it's so cute. Watch it. It made me cry. It's 00:06:29.850 --> 00:06:34.170 so good. Anyways, the guy who directed it is 00:06:34.170 --> 00:06:37.029 the guy who wrote and directed the movie for... 00:06:37.339 --> 00:06:39.199 Perks of Being a Wildflower. Oh. Steven Jabosky. 00:06:39.379 --> 00:06:42.620 Nice. Yeah. I didn't realize he was still directing. 00:06:43.019 --> 00:06:45.500 I mean, I knew he directed the Perks movie. Yeah. 00:06:45.560 --> 00:06:47.139 But I didn't know he was, like, doing it more, 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:50.079 which is awesome. Good for him. Yeah. I dressed 00:06:50.079 --> 00:06:53.639 up as Pikachu that year for Halloween. I love 00:06:53.639 --> 00:06:56.220 that for you. Yeah. I know that picture. Yeah. 00:06:56.639 --> 00:06:59.620 I took a picture of some biscuits and gravy flavored 00:06:59.620 --> 00:07:04.949 potato chips. Oh, man. I... I love that. Yeah. 00:07:05.050 --> 00:07:08.149 Do you remember when the chicken and waffle flavor 00:07:08.149 --> 00:07:10.569 came out? Yes. And do you remember how obsessed 00:07:10.569 --> 00:07:12.430 I was with trying to find them? Yes, I do. I 00:07:12.430 --> 00:07:14.170 ended up spending a lot of money to order them 00:07:14.170 --> 00:07:16.589 online. You spend a lot of money to order a lot 00:07:16.589 --> 00:07:19.689 of things online. You are correct. But I traveled 00:07:19.689 --> 00:07:21.829 everywhere. I traveled to different states. Okay, 00:07:21.889 --> 00:07:24.279 Carmen Sandiego. And I'm just like, I need to 00:07:24.279 --> 00:07:26.300 find these chips. I had like other people search 00:07:26.300 --> 00:07:28.019 for me, could not find them. They were nowhere. 00:07:28.180 --> 00:07:31.040 I know. You were like texting me like in where 00:07:31.040 --> 00:07:32.920 I was going to school and being like, hey, if 00:07:32.920 --> 00:07:35.920 you see these chips, can you buy me a bag? Like, 00:07:36.000 --> 00:07:38.839 okay. I haven't seen you in six months, but sure. 00:07:39.860 --> 00:07:42.519 I don't think I ever ended up trying them. So 00:07:42.519 --> 00:07:47.139 they tasted like a sweet version of like the 00:07:47.139 --> 00:07:50.899 flavor packet for chicken ramen. Okay. I love 00:07:50.899 --> 00:07:55.339 chicken ramen. And I love sweets. Well, I mean, 00:07:55.339 --> 00:07:56.720 hey, if you liked it, that's all that matters. 00:07:56.879 --> 00:07:59.459 I mean, I have some facts while you're looking. 00:07:59.540 --> 00:08:02.720 Yeah, tell me what life was like in 2014. I got 00:08:02.720 --> 00:08:05.459 you. Okay, so Snapchat was the most popular app. 00:08:05.579 --> 00:08:07.819 I still have never used it. I still use it today. 00:08:07.980 --> 00:08:11.040 Never. Bruno Mars and Red Hot Chili Peppers performed 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:12.839 at the Halftime Show. I remember that because 00:08:12.839 --> 00:08:15.699 I have a picture of, I took a picture, it's a 00:08:15.699 --> 00:08:17.699 selfie. I was laying on my dorm bed to get an 00:08:17.699 --> 00:08:19.680 angle. I think that's my picture for you on my 00:08:19.680 --> 00:08:22.379 phone. Weird. Did you just screenshot it off 00:08:22.379 --> 00:08:26.019 of my Instagram? Probably. Okay, Joe Goldberg, 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:28.779 what's up? I know I didn't send this to anybody. 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:31.939 This was just for my Instagram. And for me and 00:08:31.939 --> 00:08:36.220 my picture and my phone. Okay, stalker. Anyways, 00:08:36.480 --> 00:08:39.840 and I was wearing a scarf that's the colors of 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:42.799 the Seattle Seahawks. They played. I didn't give 00:08:42.799 --> 00:08:45.019 a fuck, but my roommate in college was a big 00:08:45.019 --> 00:08:47.320 Seahawks fan. So I was like, sure. I like the 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:49.980 colors of them. Yeah, it was nice colors. I always 00:08:49.980 --> 00:08:53.539 liked her jerseys that she wore. And nobody at 00:08:53.539 --> 00:08:56.299 my family Super Bowl party that I went to was 00:08:56.299 --> 00:08:58.460 rooting for the Seahawks, but I'm a contrarian 00:08:58.460 --> 00:09:00.860 bitch. But I remember when I went, I was like 00:09:00.860 --> 00:09:02.539 the only person that actually sat and watched 00:09:02.539 --> 00:09:04.700 the halftime show because I like red hot chili 00:09:04.700 --> 00:09:07.720 peppers. I like red hot chili pepper. Chili peppers. 00:09:08.000 --> 00:09:09.700 Chili peppers. I like red hot chili peppers. 00:09:10.879 --> 00:09:13.980 The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Oh, yeah. I got, 00:09:14.059 --> 00:09:17.100 on my Facebook, I'm tagged in a couple of videos. 00:09:17.120 --> 00:09:18.820 I never did it. I did. But some people did it 00:09:18.820 --> 00:09:21.960 and wanted me to do it. Yeah, Mike and I did 00:09:21.960 --> 00:09:27.039 it. Uber Eats launched. Okay. Avocado toast was 00:09:27.039 --> 00:09:30.899 one of the trendiest foods. My mom, I got her 00:09:30.899 --> 00:09:33.779 some avocado toast for her Mother's Day thing 00:09:33.779 --> 00:09:35.620 because I was like, Courtney eats this all the 00:09:35.620 --> 00:09:38.279 time and I feel like you'd like it. And she fucking 00:09:38.279 --> 00:09:41.220 loved it. I ate avocado toast yesterday. It was 00:09:41.220 --> 00:09:44.039 just the one from Dunkin'. Yeah, that's okay. 00:09:44.379 --> 00:09:46.399 Well, she really enjoyed it. I've never had it 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:49.139 because I'm not a big avocado toast person, but 00:09:49.139 --> 00:09:52.710 she liked it. Good. Apple released the iPhone 00:09:52.710 --> 00:09:56.190 6 and 6 Plus. And then also the thing that pissed 00:09:56.190 --> 00:09:59.909 me off the most. Oh, my God. U2's album. That 00:09:59.909 --> 00:10:03.129 was in 2014? Yeah. That feels like that was further 00:10:03.129 --> 00:10:06.309 away. Maybe I've just blocked it out so much. 00:10:06.429 --> 00:10:08.370 Yeah, because it pisses me off so much. Justin 00:10:08.370 --> 00:10:10.289 Bieber was arrested for drunk driving, resisting 00:10:10.289 --> 00:10:12.029 arrest, and driving without a valid license. 00:10:12.639 --> 00:10:15.039 Do you remember when he did that and they were 00:10:15.039 --> 00:10:17.759 showing all the, like, him in court on the news 00:10:17.759 --> 00:10:20.879 and stuff? No. Okay, well, they were. And people 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:24.840 took those videos and used it for, like, conspiracy 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:27.940 theory content that he's a reptile. Because, 00:10:27.940 --> 00:10:30.919 I'm serious. Because, I guess in one of the, 00:10:30.940 --> 00:10:33.580 and I've seen the clip, it's whatever. He blinks 00:10:33.580 --> 00:10:35.940 and it looks like his eyes look kind of lizard 00:10:35.940 --> 00:10:38.440 -like. It's probably just the camera or whatever. 00:10:38.600 --> 00:10:41.360 But everyone's like, see, he's a reptile. Illuminati 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:45.200 confirm. And that really took off around that 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:49.259 time. So. And the last thing I had, which also 00:10:49.259 --> 00:10:52.539 pisses me off, How I Met Your Mother series finale. 00:10:52.919 --> 00:10:55.179 I put down that I wanted to talk about this. 00:10:55.600 --> 00:10:59.720 Pisses me the fuck off. Okay, so the reason I 00:10:59.720 --> 00:11:02.100 wanted to talk about this, I just did a rewatch 00:11:02.100 --> 00:11:04.039 of the whole series. Oh, did you? Yeah, so like 00:11:04.039 --> 00:11:05.580 just a few weeks ago I finished watching it. 00:11:05.580 --> 00:11:08.000 Love that, okay. And I love that show. It is 00:11:08.000 --> 00:11:13.490 a great show. but yeah this finale like almost 00:11:13.490 --> 00:11:16.570 fucking ruins it it does ruin it i mean it doesn't 00:11:16.570 --> 00:11:19.070 ruin the entirety of the show for me but it ruins 00:11:19.070 --> 00:11:22.169 it as like being one of the best shows yeah like 00:11:22.169 --> 00:11:24.389 i don't know but this is the thing i really i 00:11:24.389 --> 00:11:25.830 really dove into it because i was like why do 00:11:25.830 --> 00:11:30.929 i hate it so much it's not that she's dead the 00:11:30.929 --> 00:11:34.230 mom spoiler alert mom's dead um happy mother's 00:11:34.230 --> 00:11:37.399 day It's not that she's dead because actually 00:11:37.399 --> 00:11:40.360 now that you know she's dead and that's why he's 00:11:40.360 --> 00:11:42.080 telling the story. When you watch the whole thing, 00:11:42.139 --> 00:11:45.500 there are points from Ted like telling the story 00:11:45.500 --> 00:11:48.139 that it makes it kind of obvious. Like there's 00:11:48.139 --> 00:11:50.399 this scene in the, I think it's the season right 00:11:50.399 --> 00:11:53.779 before the last one where he runs to, he's like, 00:11:53.799 --> 00:11:57.480 if I had in however many days, I'm going to meet 00:11:57.480 --> 00:12:00.580 you and we're going to fall in love. And if I 00:12:00.580 --> 00:12:02.480 could do anything, I'd want to spend these days 00:12:02.480 --> 00:12:05.240 with you. And if I can't spend them with you, 00:12:05.299 --> 00:12:07.200 I'll take the however many seconds until your 00:12:07.200 --> 00:12:08.779 boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face. 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:10.840 And it's this big monologue, but he's really 00:12:10.840 --> 00:12:15.200 emotional. And now knowing that it's because 00:12:15.200 --> 00:12:18.600 she's dead. It makes sense, right? Because he 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:20.120 wants as much time with her that he can get. 00:12:20.519 --> 00:12:22.799 I'm not even pissed off that she's dead. I'm 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:24.860 not even pissed off that he ends up with Robin. 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:28.679 I am. The reason, I guess I am, but it's more 00:12:28.679 --> 00:12:30.879 because of what they did with Robin and Barney. 00:12:31.179 --> 00:12:35.139 I hated that. Yes. This is my thing. I like the 00:12:35.139 --> 00:12:38.000 idea of Ted and Robin because the whole thing 00:12:38.000 --> 00:12:41.360 was they wanted different things, but they did 00:12:41.360 --> 00:12:43.919 have love for each other. So it's kind of nice 00:12:43.919 --> 00:12:45.740 that they could come back together after they've 00:12:45.740 --> 00:12:48.120 lived their respective lives, gotten what they 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:50.039 wanted, but they still have love for each other. 00:12:50.580 --> 00:12:53.940 The reason I don't like it is because they set 00:12:53.940 --> 00:12:56.340 her up with Barney. Why would they fucking do 00:12:56.340 --> 00:12:58.779 that? That's what ruins it for me, and that's 00:12:58.779 --> 00:13:00.539 what I cannot understand why they would do it. 00:13:00.580 --> 00:13:03.580 I understand they kind of backed themselves into 00:13:03.580 --> 00:13:05.399 a corner with having Robin and Barney hook up, 00:13:05.460 --> 00:13:09.240 but they could have had them just end. You know 00:13:09.240 --> 00:13:11.000 what I mean? They could have taken Robin out 00:13:11.000 --> 00:13:15.139 of the picture for the entirety of Ted's relationship 00:13:15.139 --> 00:13:17.080 or whatever, a lot of different ways, because 00:13:17.080 --> 00:13:18.759 her whole thing was that she wanted to travel 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:21.740 and leave. So they could have just made it like... 00:13:22.190 --> 00:13:24.490 And Robin's going off to be a journalist and 00:13:24.490 --> 00:13:26.750 traveling and we don't see her very much anymore. 00:13:26.889 --> 00:13:30.129 And she feels left out because we have kids and 00:13:30.129 --> 00:13:32.090 we're this and we're that. Yeah. They could have 00:13:32.090 --> 00:13:33.809 done it really naturally, but they tried to do 00:13:33.809 --> 00:13:36.570 it like she married Barney. And then the entire 00:13:36.570 --> 00:13:40.029 season was about the wedding. They go through 00:13:40.029 --> 00:13:43.149 with the wedding. Yep. And then in like 30 seconds, 00:13:43.190 --> 00:13:44.690 they're like, by the way, they're divorced. Just 00:13:44.690 --> 00:13:47.090 forget everything you just saw. Yeah. It was 00:13:47.090 --> 00:13:49.230 really, I really hated it. That's what I hate 00:13:49.230 --> 00:13:50.899 about it. I would have even been fine if they 00:13:50.899 --> 00:13:52.659 would have done the entire season as the wedding 00:13:52.659 --> 00:13:56.080 and the wedding doesn't happen. Like, Robin leaves. 00:13:56.279 --> 00:13:58.720 Leaves him at the altar or something. Or Barney 00:13:58.720 --> 00:14:00.580 leaves her at the altar. It doesn't work out. 00:14:00.899 --> 00:14:03.139 That would have been better. I mean, it still 00:14:03.139 --> 00:14:05.039 would have sucked, but it would have been better 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:07.299 because then Robin and Barney are not being set 00:14:07.299 --> 00:14:09.779 up as endgame. I don't know. You talk about it 00:14:09.779 --> 00:14:12.960 now. I'm sorry. No, I agree with you. But the 00:14:12.960 --> 00:14:16.279 thing is, though, once I saw them together, I 00:14:16.279 --> 00:14:18.700 wanted them to be endgame. Like, they... could 00:14:18.700 --> 00:14:20.879 have easily had a good relationship. I agree. 00:14:21.279 --> 00:14:24.600 There was no reason, like, that it wouldn't have 00:14:24.600 --> 00:14:26.919 worked unless they, like, it just made more sense 00:14:26.919 --> 00:14:28.860 to me. I agree. It always made more sense to 00:14:28.860 --> 00:14:30.379 me. It would have been a non -traditional relationship, 00:14:30.580 --> 00:14:31.960 but that's what was so great about it, because 00:14:31.960 --> 00:14:33.600 they're non -traditional people who found each 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:35.899 other. And I was really happy that she was the 00:14:35.899 --> 00:14:37.679 one that, like, helped him to stop being such 00:14:37.679 --> 00:14:40.570 a man -ho. Yeah. I really like that. Yeah, but 00:14:40.570 --> 00:14:42.690 she also didn't strip him of what made him Barney. 00:14:42.769 --> 00:14:44.269 Right. You know what I mean? Whereas with Ted, 00:14:44.370 --> 00:14:45.669 if they would have tried to end up together, 00:14:45.730 --> 00:14:47.289 she would have had to strip him of what made 00:14:47.289 --> 00:14:50.210 him Ted. And Ted is a fuck. But there are parts 00:14:50.210 --> 00:14:52.190 of Ted that can be lovable and nice when he's 00:14:52.190 --> 00:14:53.450 with the right person. Right. I feel like if 00:14:53.450 --> 00:14:56.350 we would have gotten a lot, like a whole season 00:14:56.350 --> 00:14:59.830 of him with Tracy. Yeah. We would have grown 00:14:59.830 --> 00:15:03.509 to love Ted more because he was with somebody 00:15:03.509 --> 00:15:05.889 who got him and he could be himself and it wasn't 00:15:05.889 --> 00:15:09.080 so. at odds with. Yeah. I just don't like how 00:15:09.080 --> 00:15:10.740 they finished it. I don't either. That's the 00:15:10.740 --> 00:15:13.299 thing. It's not, but a lot of people are like, 00:15:13.340 --> 00:15:14.580 well, you shouldn't have ended up with Robin 00:15:14.580 --> 00:15:17.419 and I hate that she's dead. I don't even mind 00:15:17.419 --> 00:15:19.639 that. I mean, it's sad, but it's like, it makes 00:15:19.639 --> 00:15:22.019 sense. I need it. I wanted time with them. Yeah. 00:15:22.200 --> 00:15:24.639 Like it was a holy, how I met your mother. Yeah. 00:15:24.899 --> 00:15:27.299 I'm glad that they met, but I wanted to see them 00:15:27.299 --> 00:15:29.559 together. I did like that. They did do some of 00:15:29.559 --> 00:15:31.879 that though. Like, because it's layered in with 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:33.679 what's, and I do like that. I just wish there 00:15:33.679 --> 00:15:36.120 was more of it. I totally agree with you. But 00:15:36.120 --> 00:15:38.159 yeah, it's super fresh in my head. And I really 00:15:38.159 --> 00:15:40.860 was like, why do I hate this so much? Like, is 00:15:40.860 --> 00:15:42.820 it because she's dead? No. Is it that he and 00:15:42.820 --> 00:15:46.620 Robin end up together? Honestly, no. Just them 00:15:46.620 --> 00:15:48.059 ending up together at different points in their 00:15:48.059 --> 00:15:52.179 lives. Kind of nice. But the way they did it? 00:15:52.500 --> 00:15:55.340 No. Not good. Don't like it. They should have 00:15:55.340 --> 00:15:59.409 not done the Barney. I don't think that... Unless 00:15:59.409 --> 00:16:01.029 they were endgame, they shouldn't have done it. 00:16:01.090 --> 00:16:03.769 Yeah. Period. Like, literally, if she would have 00:16:03.769 --> 00:16:05.169 left him at the altar, it would have been better. 00:16:05.269 --> 00:16:07.110 Because then it's done. I don't know. But I did 00:16:07.110 --> 00:16:09.549 like... There were parts of the last season I 00:16:09.549 --> 00:16:13.230 love up until those last two episodes when it 00:16:13.230 --> 00:16:16.330 all ends. Especially when Boyz II Men comes and 00:16:16.330 --> 00:16:19.789 sings, You just got slapped. What's your favorite 00:16:19.789 --> 00:16:22.090 episode, though, of How I Met Your Mother? Or 00:16:22.090 --> 00:16:23.649 your favorite thing? It's been so long since 00:16:23.649 --> 00:16:24.850 I've watched it. I can tell you exactly what 00:16:24.850 --> 00:16:27.480 mine is. Tell me. Robin Sparkles Part 4, y 'all. 00:16:28.620 --> 00:16:32.080 Where she's Robin Daggers. She's Alanis Morissette. 00:16:32.220 --> 00:16:34.360 Oh. And she sings that song, P .S. I Love You. 00:16:34.860 --> 00:16:38.639 P .S. I Love You. I just remember them all. Yeah, 00:16:38.659 --> 00:16:41.879 that's the first one. Yeah. But then every time 00:16:41.879 --> 00:16:43.840 they do a new Robin Sparkles thing, it's, it's 00:16:43.840 --> 00:16:47.419 Robin Sparkles Part 2, y 'all. And Robin Sparkles 00:16:47.419 --> 00:16:51.259 4, y 'all, is my favorite. Every time we watch 00:16:51.259 --> 00:16:54.580 the episode, I, like, yell it when they yell 00:16:54.580 --> 00:16:57.299 it. And Justin, you can just see him, like, bracing 00:16:57.299 --> 00:17:01.799 himself. Like, okay, here we go. Let's go off 00:17:01.799 --> 00:17:04.359 some billboards. Yep, I know I was in the clubs. 00:17:05.740 --> 00:17:08.359 So I might recognize some of these. I feel like 00:17:08.359 --> 00:17:10.160 it was a good year for music. I think it was. 00:17:10.259 --> 00:17:14.019 I mean, I was drunk, so who knows. But Counting 00:17:14.019 --> 00:17:16.420 Stars by One Republic, that was on the billboards. 00:17:17.660 --> 00:17:23.140 Fancy Iggy. I'm so fancy. You already know. I'm 00:17:23.140 --> 00:17:27.099 in the fast lane from L .A. to Tokyo. Number 00:17:27.099 --> 00:17:29.799 one on the Billboard list was Happy by Pharrell. 00:17:29.839 --> 00:17:33.240 Cause I'm happy up along if you feel that roof. 00:17:34.500 --> 00:17:36.460 I don't know the words. It kind of came apart 00:17:36.460 --> 00:17:39.440 a little bit in the middle. Talk dirty. Talk 00:17:39.440 --> 00:17:45.440 dirty to me. Talk dirty to me. Oh, I liked this 00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:49.559 one. Rude by Magic. Why you gotta be so rude? 00:17:49.920 --> 00:17:53.880 That one. Don't you know I'm human too? Pompeii 00:17:53.880 --> 00:17:57.819 by Bastille. That was like, I was... Rip. What? 00:17:57.940 --> 00:18:00.259 Didn't Bastille die? Or am I thinking of a different 00:18:00.259 --> 00:18:03.779 one? Avicii. Avicii died. Yeah, Avicii's dead. 00:18:03.920 --> 00:18:06.380 He has nothing to do with Bastille. And Bastille's 00:18:06.380 --> 00:18:09.440 a band. I thought you meant for Pompeii. Like, 00:18:09.440 --> 00:18:12.059 it went down with Malvasubis. And I was like... 00:18:12.349 --> 00:18:15.130 True, I love but am surprised by the historical 00:18:15.130 --> 00:18:19.369 reference. Turn down for what? Turn down for 00:18:19.369 --> 00:18:25.849 what? Oh, Wake Me Up by Avicii is on here. When 00:18:25.849 --> 00:18:27.970 you said Wake Me Up, I was like, wake me up before 00:18:27.970 --> 00:18:30.150 you go. You are just all over the place. This 00:18:30.150 --> 00:18:33.690 is great. Boom clap. Boom clap, the sound of 00:18:33.690 --> 00:18:36.170 my heart, the beat goes on and on and on and 00:18:36.170 --> 00:18:40.089 on. Does that mean that, oh fuck, Fault in Our 00:18:40.089 --> 00:18:43.279 Stars came out that year? Because wasn't that 00:18:43.279 --> 00:18:46.299 song in the Fault in Our Stars soundtrack? Yeah, 00:18:46.359 --> 00:18:49.259 it was. It was. Fault in Our Stars. Bam! You 00:18:49.259 --> 00:18:53.039 are correctamundo. Never read it, but I enjoyed 00:18:53.039 --> 00:18:54.200 the movie. You've told me that you've read it. 00:18:54.559 --> 00:18:57.319 I have it. I don't remember reading it. Okay, 00:18:57.400 --> 00:18:59.440 well, you told me when we did our book club, 00:18:59.500 --> 00:19:01.700 I think, that you read it. Possibly. But then 00:19:01.700 --> 00:19:03.400 you told me before, I think, that you didn't 00:19:03.400 --> 00:19:07.319 read it. So maybe you should read it again. See, 00:19:07.400 --> 00:19:10.819 I have it. I don't remember reading it. But, 00:19:10.819 --> 00:19:14.000 you know, whatever, I guess. Whatever, I guess. 00:19:15.180 --> 00:19:20.059 The last one that I will go out with here is... 00:19:20.059 --> 00:19:23.299 I'm trying to find a good one. In my defense, 00:19:23.619 --> 00:19:26.519 all the books that I read, I don't remember what 00:19:26.519 --> 00:19:28.539 they're about. Most of them. I am reading one 00:19:28.539 --> 00:19:31.640 right now. And it's good. It is good. But I can't... 00:19:33.020 --> 00:19:35.660 It's taking me a while. Now, I lost a few days. 00:19:35.700 --> 00:19:37.240 I had a migraine. I couldn't look at anything, 00:19:37.339 --> 00:19:39.380 so I couldn't read for a few days. But it's like, 00:19:39.500 --> 00:19:42.140 it's Staircase in the Woods by Chuck Wendig. 00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:45.059 I might be saying his name wrong. It's like a 00:19:45.059 --> 00:19:48.720 horror book. It's good. Don't get me wrong. But 00:19:48.720 --> 00:19:51.740 it's so, like, you can't just, like, power through 00:19:51.740 --> 00:19:54.059 it. Like, last night I was reading, and I was 00:19:54.059 --> 00:19:55.059 like, I'm going to finish this book tonight. 00:19:55.180 --> 00:20:00.819 It's meaty in its content. Not just, like, thick. 00:20:00.940 --> 00:20:03.069 I mean, it's pretty thick, but it's, like, You 00:20:03.069 --> 00:20:05.990 really gotta... Grasp it. Yeah. Firmly grasp 00:20:05.990 --> 00:20:09.569 it. Firmly grasp it. And it's killing me, man. 00:20:09.589 --> 00:20:11.829 It's so good, but I want to finish it. I want 00:20:11.829 --> 00:20:15.529 to be done. And it's just like, I can't... You 00:20:15.529 --> 00:20:18.170 gotta take... I gotta take breaks. I gotta like... 00:20:18.170 --> 00:20:21.170 And one of the characters has OCD that is just 00:20:21.170 --> 00:20:25.690 like my OCD and picks and does... Tertulomania 00:20:25.690 --> 00:20:28.430 and all that stuff? Yeah, he has body -focused 00:20:28.430 --> 00:20:31.589 repetitive behaviors is what they're... And I'm 00:20:31.589 --> 00:20:34.369 like, okay, this is, get this mirror out of my 00:20:34.369 --> 00:20:38.329 face, Chuck. Hey, thanks for listening to 30 00:20:38.329 --> 00:20:40.710 Dirty and Dying, the show for millennials by 00:20:40.710 --> 00:20:42.970 millennials. We get real about chronic illness, 00:20:43.250 --> 00:20:45.869 burnout, nostalgia, and why we aren't exactly 00:20:45.869 --> 00:20:48.789 thriving. If that sounds like you, join us every 00:20:48.789 --> 00:20:51.170 Thursday for new episodes. Now back to the show. 00:20:51.809 --> 00:20:56.809 Let's play. Millennial movie quote trivia. So 00:20:56.809 --> 00:20:58.950 I said at the beginning that I have some lifelines 00:20:58.950 --> 00:21:02.079 for us. I'll explain them now. Okay. I actually 00:21:02.079 --> 00:21:04.539 have four lifelines. I love that. Because normally 00:21:04.539 --> 00:21:06.720 there's three, but one of them I was like, this 00:21:06.720 --> 00:21:10.960 might not apply to every movie. Okay. So one, 00:21:11.299 --> 00:21:14.799 actor, actress. Okay. Name an actor or actress 00:21:14.799 --> 00:21:18.480 that's in that movie to jog the memory. So I'm 00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:20.099 going to have to look that up every time. But 00:21:20.099 --> 00:21:23.900 let's say that one movie I didn't do, and I figure 00:21:23.900 --> 00:21:27.420 you didn't either, was Schindler's List, right? 00:21:27.900 --> 00:21:31.059 So if one of the quotes was from that, I could 00:21:31.059 --> 00:21:33.460 say, hey, you could say, hey, give me an actor 00:21:33.460 --> 00:21:36.119 or actress, and I could say Liam Neeson. I didn't 00:21:36.119 --> 00:21:38.160 know Liam Neeson was in that movie. So that's 00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:39.519 why it was an example, because it's definitely 00:21:39.519 --> 00:21:43.000 not going to happen that way. Next one. I've 00:21:43.000 --> 00:21:45.980 also never seen Schindler's List. Okay. One sentence 00:21:45.980 --> 00:21:48.880 synopsis. Okay. It doesn't have to be a bad one. 00:21:48.940 --> 00:21:50.039 I can just be like, tell me what the movie's 00:21:50.039 --> 00:21:54.559 about. Okay. Fill in a blank, which is one word 00:21:54.559 --> 00:21:57.400 from the title. Okay. So if it's Schindler's 00:21:57.400 --> 00:22:00.539 List, I could say... Schindler. Yeah, which would 00:22:00.539 --> 00:22:04.039 probably be a dead giveaway. But the reason I 00:22:04.039 --> 00:22:07.160 gave another one, because some movie titles are 00:22:07.160 --> 00:22:09.539 one word, so... Sometimes you can't use that. 00:22:09.579 --> 00:22:13.519 Yeah, so the other one I have is Release Year, 00:22:13.700 --> 00:22:14.940 which is something I'm going to have to look 00:22:14.940 --> 00:22:16.859 up. So I could say Release Year, and you could 00:22:16.859 --> 00:22:21.119 tell me, you know, 1996. Okay. And, yeah. I might 00:22:21.119 --> 00:22:22.619 help jog your memory a little bit, but otherwise 00:22:22.619 --> 00:22:24.819 we're just going to go back and forth, and I'll 00:22:24.819 --> 00:22:27.289 keep score. Perfect. Do you want me to go first 00:22:27.289 --> 00:22:31.589 for a quote? Sure. All right. This is the first 00:22:31.589 --> 00:22:33.470 one. I'm like easing in. You're going to get 00:22:33.470 --> 00:22:35.789 it. No big deal. Okay. All right. What? Like 00:22:35.789 --> 00:22:40.849 it's hard? Legally blonde. Correct. Yes. Amazing. 00:22:41.009 --> 00:22:44.029 Okay. Are we going to be saying, I said it in 00:22:44.029 --> 00:22:46.329 the tone of what she said it. Are we, should 00:22:46.329 --> 00:22:48.430 we say it in tone or no? I think it's dealer's 00:22:48.430 --> 00:22:49.990 choice. Okay. It's whatever you think. Okay. 00:22:50.009 --> 00:22:51.589 If you want to mix it up sometimes, cool. If 00:22:51.589 --> 00:22:55.460 not, whatever. This is my family. I found it 00:22:55.460 --> 00:22:59.039 all on my own. It's little and broken, but still 00:22:59.039 --> 00:23:04.960 good. Yeah, still good. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. I 00:23:04.960 --> 00:23:07.240 do know this. I know you do. Can you say, repeat 00:23:07.240 --> 00:23:10.319 it, please? Okay. This is my family. I found 00:23:10.319 --> 00:23:13.599 it all on my own. It's little and broken, but 00:23:13.599 --> 00:23:19.140 still good. Yeah, still good. Oh, fuck. I'm trying 00:23:19.140 --> 00:23:21.440 to do it kind of in the inflection, but if I 00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:23.579 do it in the voice, it'll be like a dead giveaway. 00:23:23.720 --> 00:23:27.940 So I can't. It's little and broken. Same. I'm 00:23:27.940 --> 00:23:35.900 little and broken. Oh, man. It's animated. Yeah. 00:23:38.259 --> 00:23:43.640 Oh. No. You don't like this movie. Oh, fuck. 00:23:43.720 --> 00:23:46.900 It's Lilo and Stitch. Yeah, it is. When he's 00:23:46.900 --> 00:23:50.579 like, this is my family. This is Ritzel and Brooklyn. 00:23:51.039 --> 00:23:57.119 But good. Yeah. Still good. I used to not like 00:23:57.119 --> 00:23:59.900 it. I knew automatically. Yep. Next one. Next 00:23:59.900 --> 00:24:03.299 one. You're tacky and I hate you. School of Rock. 00:24:03.460 --> 00:24:05.519 Yep. It's the little boy. It's the little boy. 00:24:05.619 --> 00:24:08.680 You're tacky and I hate you. Okay. I will tell 00:24:08.680 --> 00:24:11.279 you, I have a School of Rock quote also. It's 00:24:11.279 --> 00:24:13.779 not that one, though. I love that. So we'll see 00:24:13.779 --> 00:24:17.210 how it goes. It's like Spanish for like a fighting 00:24:17.210 --> 00:24:23.009 chicken. What the fuck? This is one that is a 00:24:23.009 --> 00:24:24.869 very popular movie and a very quotable movie, 00:24:25.009 --> 00:24:26.789 but this is one of the less, this is a deeper 00:24:26.789 --> 00:24:29.869 cut quote. Because there are so many quotes for 00:24:29.869 --> 00:24:31.670 this movie that would be dead ass giveaways. 00:24:32.089 --> 00:24:35.109 So I wanted to cut a little bit, a little bit 00:24:35.109 --> 00:24:37.250 closer. I don't know if I've ever heard that 00:24:37.250 --> 00:24:40.109 in my life. It's like Spanish for like a fighting 00:24:40.109 --> 00:24:43.490 chicken. Trying to do an accent. I'm just kind 00:24:43.490 --> 00:24:47.250 of doing my own if I'm not trying. I don't know 00:24:47.250 --> 00:24:49.029 if I'm going to get that. We talk about this 00:24:49.029 --> 00:24:51.250 movie a good bit because it has a connection 00:24:51.250 --> 00:24:55.609 to a core memory of yours. A core memory? Yeah. 00:24:56.789 --> 00:25:00.490 From your romantic past. Oh, is this Talladega 00:25:00.490 --> 00:25:06.170 Nights? Yep. I think it's when he's saying, I 00:25:06.170 --> 00:25:09.390 could be Magic Man, you could be El Diablo. What's 00:25:09.390 --> 00:25:12.269 El Diablo mean? It's like Spanish for fighting 00:25:12.269 --> 00:25:15.890 chicken or something. Okay. So, like, I can't 00:25:15.890 --> 00:25:17.569 tell you the last time I watched that movie. 00:25:17.750 --> 00:25:19.210 Oh, I watched it, like, a few months ago. I love 00:25:19.210 --> 00:25:20.910 it. I feel like the last time I watched that 00:25:20.910 --> 00:25:23.230 movie was in theaters when it came out when I 00:25:23.230 --> 00:25:26.190 was in high school. Wow. I watch it a lot. I 00:25:26.190 --> 00:25:28.089 really enjoy it. It's probably my favorite. It's 00:25:28.089 --> 00:25:30.029 one of my favorite, like, Will Ferrell comedies. 00:25:30.029 --> 00:25:32.569 Interesting. I just really like it. And I say 00:25:32.569 --> 00:25:35.589 a lot, unironically, if you ain't first, you're 00:25:35.589 --> 00:25:37.890 last. I say that all the fucking time. I literally 00:25:37.890 --> 00:25:40.900 said that. Like, two days ago. But, like, I mean 00:25:40.900 --> 00:25:43.299 it. Like, it's a motto for my life. Yeah, if 00:25:43.299 --> 00:25:44.859 you ain't first, you're last. Yeah. And if you 00:25:44.859 --> 00:25:46.519 don't like Big Red Gum, then fuck you. But see, 00:25:46.539 --> 00:25:47.839 if I would've said that, if I would've said Big 00:25:47.839 --> 00:25:49.819 Red Gum, if I would've said Shake and Bake, if 00:25:49.819 --> 00:25:51.259 I would've... You would've been, like... Baby 00:25:51.259 --> 00:25:54.299 Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. So there's so many really 00:25:54.299 --> 00:25:56.359 quotable ones, I felt like I had to do a deeper 00:25:56.359 --> 00:25:58.640 cut. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. Alright. Alright, 00:25:58.759 --> 00:26:01.440 go ahead. I'm ready. Why am I even listening 00:26:01.440 --> 00:26:03.559 to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't 00:26:03.559 --> 00:26:08.359 drive. Oh my god, fuck! Virgin who can't drive. 00:26:08.829 --> 00:26:14.470 Ah. Ah. Ah. Shit, I might have to use me a lifeline. 00:26:14.589 --> 00:26:20.210 Okay. Give me... Is it one where you can give 00:26:20.210 --> 00:26:23.670 me a word from the title? No. Okay, okay. Then 00:26:23.670 --> 00:26:27.470 give me an actor or actress. Paul Rudd. Paul 00:26:27.470 --> 00:26:34.509 Rudd. He's in so many things! Oh my god! Because 00:26:34.509 --> 00:26:40.480 I can, like, see the movie in my brain. Um, who, 00:26:40.700 --> 00:26:44.819 okay. Who's your favorite, um, female artist? 00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:49.619 Cher. It's a character name. It's, it's, um, 00:26:49.640 --> 00:26:51.859 it's Clueless. It's Clueless. It's Clueless. 00:26:51.859 --> 00:26:56.640 Thank you. If you guys could have seen me just 00:26:56.640 --> 00:27:00.380 like ferociously fanning myself, it's Clueless. 00:27:01.579 --> 00:27:03.980 Cause I feel like if I said Alicia Silverstone, 00:27:04.039 --> 00:27:05.019 you would probably would have gotten it right 00:27:05.019 --> 00:27:09.859 away. Yeah. Like, but not too obvious. Yeah. 00:27:09.859 --> 00:27:12.319 You know what I mean? Or Brittany Murphy. I was 00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:13.460 thinking Brittany Murphy because she's the one 00:27:13.460 --> 00:27:15.480 who says that. Yeah, but I kind of always forget 00:27:15.480 --> 00:27:17.579 that he's in it. Yeah. You know what I mean? 00:27:17.740 --> 00:27:19.900 Until I watch it and then I'm like, oh yeah, 00:27:19.900 --> 00:27:23.460 for sure. For sure. For sure. I wish we could 00:27:23.460 --> 00:27:25.839 all get along like when we used to in middle 00:27:25.839 --> 00:27:28.859 school or like we used to in middle school. I 00:27:28.859 --> 00:27:30.880 wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows 00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:33.079 and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. 00:27:34.819 --> 00:27:39.099 Well, if it's school related. There's some movies 00:27:39.099 --> 00:27:42.319 with schools. That's very true. A lot of movies 00:27:42.319 --> 00:27:45.740 we were watching is youths. Youths. Because we 00:27:45.740 --> 00:27:52.440 could relate. Is this a deep cut of a movie that's 00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:54.559 very... I don't think so. Okay. I don't think 00:27:54.559 --> 00:27:57.700 so. It's also related. It's like right before 00:27:57.700 --> 00:28:01.500 and prompts a super recognizable line from the 00:28:01.500 --> 00:28:04.319 movie. So... I wish we could all get along like 00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:06.640 we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake 00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:09.359 a cake filled with rainbows and smile, then everyone 00:28:09.359 --> 00:28:12.619 would eat and be happy. I'm trying to do the 00:28:12.619 --> 00:28:14.359 inflection, but the person who's saying it is 00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:18.119 crying. So I... I don't know. Unless you want 00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:19.720 to punch me in the throat, and I might not even 00:28:19.720 --> 00:28:22.740 cry. I might just yell. I'm just standing on 00:28:22.740 --> 00:28:25.200 a stage, crying, saying this into a microphone. 00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:29.819 I mean... The only thing that I can think of 00:28:29.819 --> 00:28:32.680 is Mean Girls. It's Mean Girls. Okay. It's the 00:28:32.680 --> 00:28:35.619 person who's talking before Damien goes, she 00:28:35.619 --> 00:28:38.140 doesn't even go here. Okay. I don't know about 00:28:38.140 --> 00:28:40.079 you, but I'm going to write a strongly worded 00:28:40.079 --> 00:28:42.559 letter to the White Star Line about this. Is 00:28:42.559 --> 00:28:46.359 it Titanic? It's Titanic. Who even says that? 00:28:46.460 --> 00:28:48.380 It's Jack. It's when he's like in the water. 00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:53.720 Oh. I literally don't remember anything except 00:28:53.720 --> 00:28:55.539 for like, you're going to have baby throats. 00:28:56.240 --> 00:28:59.160 And I'm so cold. Never let go, Jack. Never let 00:28:59.160 --> 00:29:01.940 go. And then she immediately let go. The only 00:29:01.940 --> 00:29:04.460 thing that I knew was white star lines. I figured 00:29:04.460 --> 00:29:06.400 that would either trip you up or give it away. 00:29:06.559 --> 00:29:08.059 Yeah. All right, I'm going to give you a deep 00:29:08.059 --> 00:29:11.259 cut. Okay. Jeez. I feel like I've been going 00:29:11.259 --> 00:29:15.759 easy on you. You've gotten all of yours, though. 00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:17.500 Yeah, but with hints. Yeah, okay. I haven't just 00:29:17.500 --> 00:29:22.200 known. Yeah. I just don't know things. Me, I'm 00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:24.940 dishonest. In a dishonest man, you can always 00:29:24.940 --> 00:29:28.079 trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest 00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:30.460 ones you want to watch out for. Because you can 00:29:30.460 --> 00:29:32.240 never predict when they're going to do something 00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:36.279 incredibly stupid. Do you think I've seen this 00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:38.660 movie? I know you have. Oh, okay. I don't know 00:29:38.660 --> 00:29:40.779 if you can remember anything about it when I 00:29:40.779 --> 00:29:43.279 watched it because everyone's watched it. Okay. 00:29:44.099 --> 00:29:46.960 Is it one where you can give me, is it like a 00:29:46.960 --> 00:29:49.339 one word? I could give you a word. Okay, give 00:29:49.339 --> 00:29:50.039 me a word. If you want to use that lifeline. 00:29:50.119 --> 00:29:57.130 Okay. Pearl. Oh, is this Pirates of the Caribbean? 00:29:57.390 --> 00:30:00.950 Yep. Pirates of the Library. Okay. It's like 00:30:00.950 --> 00:30:02.970 Pearl. It's like Pearl Harbor. That's not correct. 00:30:03.190 --> 00:30:05.430 No. Yeah, you're correct. I could not remember 00:30:05.430 --> 00:30:06.750 a single thing from those movies. But you've 00:30:06.750 --> 00:30:08.730 definitely watched it. Oh, yeah. So that's what 00:30:08.730 --> 00:30:12.069 I meant. Yeah. Okay. We're both killing it. We've 00:30:12.069 --> 00:30:15.049 not missed one yet. Love it. She puts the whore 00:30:15.049 --> 00:30:18.990 in horrifying. Oh, no. Is this a scary movie? 00:30:19.250 --> 00:30:22.579 No. Damn it. I really don't know, and I think 00:30:22.579 --> 00:30:24.339 I'm going to waste a lifeline if I use it, so 00:30:24.339 --> 00:30:25.299 I think I'm just going to have to take the L. 00:30:25.819 --> 00:30:27.400 I'm sorry. Okay, do you want me to give you, 00:30:27.440 --> 00:30:29.259 like, a little hint? Maybe, sure, you can try, 00:30:29.339 --> 00:30:33.500 but I'm not feeling good about myself. Well, 00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:35.339 no, if I tell you that, then I'm just going to 00:30:35.339 --> 00:30:37.400 give it away. That's fine, just tell me, it's 00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:41.079 fine. I'm taking the L. Bring it on. Oh, yeah, 00:30:41.160 --> 00:30:42.380 see, I wouldn't have gotten it, though, because, 00:30:42.400 --> 00:30:44.819 like, even though I really like it, I don't quote 00:30:44.819 --> 00:30:50.299 it almost ever. I was going to do one that's 00:30:50.299 --> 00:30:53.000 more recognizable, but I'm like... No, it's a 00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:56.299 good quote to do. I was like, haha, whore. Haha, 00:30:56.299 --> 00:31:00.460 whore. Boo, you whore. But when I get up there 00:31:00.460 --> 00:31:03.460 and start doing my thing, people worship me because 00:31:03.460 --> 00:31:11.029 I'm sexy and chubby, man. That's School of Rock, 00:31:11.049 --> 00:31:14.349 right? Okay. Good job. Because he is sexy and 00:31:14.349 --> 00:31:16.250 chubby, man. Yeah, but remember when he was talking 00:31:16.250 --> 00:31:18.930 to the little girl who sings really well and 00:31:18.930 --> 00:31:20.809 talking about Aretha Franklin and stuff to try 00:31:20.809 --> 00:31:23.230 and get her confidence up? He's like, people 00:31:23.230 --> 00:31:28.289 worship me. Good job. Good job. All right, breezing 00:31:28.289 --> 00:31:30.089 right through. Keep going. All right. They'll 00:31:30.089 --> 00:31:32.650 make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll 00:31:32.650 --> 00:31:35.250 shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your 00:31:35.250 --> 00:31:41.700 eyes. Is this Silence of the Lambs? No. Oh. Okay. 00:31:41.859 --> 00:31:45.900 It's animated. What? Mm -hmm. They'll make a 00:31:45.900 --> 00:31:48.039 suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave 00:31:48.039 --> 00:31:50.160 your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes. 00:31:53.680 --> 00:31:56.000 Can I get a... Is this one where I can get a 00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:59.660 word from the title? No. Okay. Shit. I've already 00:31:59.660 --> 00:32:02.160 used actress and actor. Actor, actress. Give 00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:04.420 me a synopsis. I want to use that one. Tell me 00:32:04.420 --> 00:32:06.440 what it's about. Because I don't fucking know. 00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:13.390 It's about a guy. Who is hated on by the way 00:32:13.390 --> 00:32:17.269 he looks, but gets himself into the situation 00:32:17.269 --> 00:32:25.809 with his best friend to rescue a girl from who 00:32:25.809 --> 00:32:29.509 was captured. Okay. He gets him, he's hated because 00:32:29.509 --> 00:32:33.289 of how he looks. Uh -huh. And he gets into a 00:32:33.289 --> 00:32:36.690 situation with his best friend to rescue a captured 00:32:36.690 --> 00:32:41.490 girl. Yes. And it's animated. Correct. Is this 00:32:41.490 --> 00:32:43.970 Beauty and the Beast? No. Damn it. Wait. One 00:32:43.970 --> 00:32:51.230 more time. Just give me one more try. Like, because 00:32:51.230 --> 00:32:55.730 he's ugly or because of race? Both. I mean, he 00:32:55.730 --> 00:32:58.390 doesn't consider him his best friend, but the 00:32:58.390 --> 00:33:03.470 friend does. All I can think about is SpongeBob 00:33:03.470 --> 00:33:06.430 right now. Now I'm ugly and I'm proud. I don't 00:33:06.430 --> 00:33:12.440 know. It's Shrek. Oh my god! Fuck you. Shrek 00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:14.599 is love. Shrek is life. Okay, that's it. I'm 00:33:14.599 --> 00:33:19.579 giving you a deep cut. And now Clarence lives 00:33:19.579 --> 00:33:21.920 at home with both parents, and Clarence's parents 00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:28.740 have a real good marriage. Clarence's parents 00:33:28.740 --> 00:33:32.819 have a real good marriage. Fishtails. Is that 00:33:32.819 --> 00:33:35.160 a movie? I don't know. I just named a movie. 00:33:35.559 --> 00:33:41.690 Okay. Um... Beginning again? Now Clarence lives 00:33:41.690 --> 00:33:46.009 at home with both parents. Now Clarence lives 00:33:46.009 --> 00:33:50.730 at home with both parents. Clarence parents. 00:33:51.950 --> 00:33:54.650 Uh, can I get, like, an actor or actors? Sure. 00:33:55.349 --> 00:33:57.990 Um... Makai Pfeiffer. I don't know who that is. 00:33:58.430 --> 00:34:02.609 Too fucking bad. I'm still mad about Shrek, so 00:34:02.609 --> 00:34:06.869 I'm definitely just being a dick. There's no 00:34:06.869 --> 00:34:08.989 Mekhi Pfeiffer. This is my life and these times 00:34:08.989 --> 00:34:12.170 are so hard. That's all I know about Mekhi Pfeiffer. 00:34:12.869 --> 00:34:14.789 He's been in several movies. He's like a real 00:34:14.789 --> 00:34:17.570 - It's a he? Mekhi Pfeiffer? Oh, okay. Yeah. 00:34:17.750 --> 00:34:22.170 Fuck. Is it older? It's not like super old. I 00:34:22.170 --> 00:34:28.789 mean, 2000s. I didn't do any movies. I did 90s 00:34:28.789 --> 00:34:31.610 and 2000s. I didn't do any movies later than 00:34:31.610 --> 00:34:37.460 2010, except for one. Okay. That we may or may 00:34:37.460 --> 00:34:40.300 not even get to, so. Okay. I think I'm gonna 00:34:40.300 --> 00:34:42.880 have to take an L on this. It's 8 Mile. Hmm. 00:34:43.300 --> 00:34:46.920 It's the rap battle. So. Fuck you. That's rude. 00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:49.239 It's not rude. We did a whole show about it. 00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:51.420 We did an episode about reliving 8 Mile. You 00:34:51.420 --> 00:34:54.340 had every opportunity. I watched it once. Also, 00:34:54.440 --> 00:34:57.900 you, the reference to the actor was from Lose 00:34:57.900 --> 00:35:01.710 Yourself. Which is the song for 8 Mile. If you 00:35:01.710 --> 00:35:03.550 would have just, like, followed your own train 00:35:03.550 --> 00:35:06.050 of thought a little further, you could have gotten 00:35:06.050 --> 00:35:11.550 it. Coulda. Whatever. So this is really, I know 00:35:11.550 --> 00:35:15.989 it was a deep cut, but was it really? Okay. Now 00:35:15.989 --> 00:35:18.389 it's gonna be bad after this. I live my life 00:35:18.389 --> 00:35:21.050 a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters. 00:35:21.090 --> 00:35:24.030 Not the mortgage, not the store, not my team 00:35:24.030 --> 00:35:26.170 and all their bullshit. For those 10 seconds 00:35:26.170 --> 00:35:32.000 or less, I'm free. Fast and Furious? It is. Okay. 00:35:32.380 --> 00:35:37.059 I mean, a quarter mile at a time. Yeah. Alright. 00:35:37.599 --> 00:35:39.920 You're representing me now. What do you think? 00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:42.400 I'm gonna let you roll in a Hyundai? I picked 00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:45.599 this for a reason. Because of your last question. 00:35:46.639 --> 00:35:48.780 Fast and Furious? Not just Fast and Furious. 00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:51.719 It's a Fast and Furious movie. Tokyo Drift? Yes! 00:35:53.079 --> 00:35:56.820 Tokyo... Drift! Here's yours. Okay, I'm ready. 00:35:57.059 --> 00:36:00.920 Okay. Do you ever wonder at what point you just 00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:03.079 gotta say, fuck it, man? Like, when you gotta 00:36:03.079 --> 00:36:05.300 stop living up here and start living down here? 00:36:06.820 --> 00:36:10.780 I don't know. I'm worse at this than I thought 00:36:10.780 --> 00:36:13.440 I would be. I really don't know. Ha! It's eight 00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:15.900 mile! Is it? Yeah. I was thinking about doing 00:36:15.900 --> 00:36:18.019 it right after, but I'm like, nah. This isn't 00:36:18.019 --> 00:36:24.639 a Girl Scout camp, understand? Oh, fuck. It's 00:36:24.639 --> 00:36:28.179 holes. Yep. Digging up them holes. Digging it. 00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:32.619 Digging up them holes. Alright, here's yours. 00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:34.940 Okay. I missed the part where that's my problem. 00:36:35.300 --> 00:36:40.559 I really don't know. I don't know. It's so... 00:36:40.559 --> 00:36:44.579 This isn't even a deep cut. This is like memed 00:36:44.579 --> 00:36:47.960 all the time. I don't know. To this day. Do you 00:36:47.960 --> 00:36:50.579 want a hint or anything? No, just tell me. Okay, 00:36:50.659 --> 00:36:53.000 it's Spider -Man. OG Spider -Man. I've never 00:36:53.000 --> 00:36:55.480 seen Spider -Man. None of them? I think I watched 00:36:55.480 --> 00:36:57.199 one of the Tobey Maguire ones, but I... That's... 00:36:57.199 --> 00:36:59.019 This is the Tobey Maguire one. Well, I don't 00:36:59.019 --> 00:37:01.179 know. I think it was the second movie. Oh, yeah. 00:37:01.239 --> 00:37:03.340 I wouldn't have gotten it. Okay. Yeah. I don't 00:37:03.340 --> 00:37:06.119 do superheroes, man. You know that. Alright. 00:37:06.300 --> 00:37:08.139 You're not your job. You're not how much money 00:37:08.139 --> 00:37:10.099 you have in the bank. You're not the car you 00:37:10.099 --> 00:37:12.320 drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. 00:37:12.460 --> 00:37:15.239 You're not your fucking khakis. I like something 00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:17.980 Abraham Lincoln... Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter! 00:37:18.119 --> 00:37:19.800 You're right. Actually, this is from the Emancipation 00:37:19.800 --> 00:37:27.750 Proclamation. No, obviously not. Okay, you're 00:37:27.750 --> 00:37:30.369 not your khakis. So it has, it's in the movie, 00:37:30.429 --> 00:37:34.570 someone's wearing khakis. Probably. I don't, 00:37:34.570 --> 00:37:36.630 yeah. I mean, if the person said you're not your 00:37:36.630 --> 00:37:39.130 khakis. Sure. Then obviously they're wearing 00:37:39.130 --> 00:37:43.570 khakis. No, that's, you're right. I love watching 00:37:43.570 --> 00:37:50.679 you be a detective. Can I get? You have release 00:37:50.679 --> 00:37:55.280 year and synopsis left as your lifelines. But 00:37:55.280 --> 00:37:57.440 I mean, I can try to give you a hint, but I don't 00:37:57.440 --> 00:38:00.480 even know what would jog your memory. Yeah, because 00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:02.119 I don't think a release year is going to help 00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:04.239 me no matter what. And then I don't want to do 00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:07.579 the synopsis yet until I'm like... Yeah. Yeah, 00:38:07.659 --> 00:38:09.219 I want to say synopsis. So like, do you have 00:38:09.219 --> 00:38:13.099 like a little bit of a hinty hint? Um, it's live 00:38:13.099 --> 00:38:18.949 action. Okay. And... The main character is an 00:38:18.949 --> 00:38:22.489 unreliable narrator. Sort of psychological, I 00:38:22.489 --> 00:38:25.210 guess. Okay, it's Fight Club. Oh, I've never 00:38:25.210 --> 00:38:27.949 watched it. Okay, I didn't know. Yeah, it's Tyler 00:38:27.949 --> 00:38:30.690 Durden says it, so. See, the only quote from 00:38:30.690 --> 00:38:32.690 Fight Club is, no one talks about Fight Club. 00:38:32.710 --> 00:38:35.329 Yeah. Well, that would have obviously been. It's 00:38:35.329 --> 00:38:36.670 the only rule. No one talks about Fight Club. 00:38:36.670 --> 00:38:38.010 It's not the only rule. There are several rules, 00:38:38.090 --> 00:38:39.750 actually, but it's the first rule and the second 00:38:39.750 --> 00:38:42.119 rule. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, that's the only thing 00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:44.360 I know. Okay. I didn't know. It's one of those 00:38:44.360 --> 00:38:45.880 things that there are some quotable things. So 00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:48.280 even if you've seen it, some people know because 00:38:48.280 --> 00:38:50.960 it was such a big fucking deal. Yeah. All right. 00:38:51.900 --> 00:38:55.000 We're seven to five. You're winning. Oh, shit. 00:38:55.059 --> 00:38:58.500 Okay. Thanks for listening to 30 Dirty and Dying. 00:38:58.780 --> 00:39:00.739 We really appreciate your support. And if you 00:39:00.739 --> 00:39:02.179 want to keep up with everything we're doing, 00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:04.860 both on and off the air, you can find information 00:39:04.860 --> 00:39:07.820 at the link in our bio on TikTok and Instagram. 00:39:09.369 --> 00:39:11.530 at 30dirtyanddying. We've got affiliate links 00:39:11.530 --> 00:39:13.030 if you want to support the things we're doing 00:39:13.030 --> 00:39:15.289 outside the show. 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You're like my own personal brand 00:39:54.980 --> 00:39:59.519 of heroin. It's Twilight. Yeah, it is. Because 00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:01.119 I wanted to do one that was obvious, but not 00:40:01.119 --> 00:40:04.789 like... Skin of a killer. Yeah. Not like spider 00:40:04.789 --> 00:40:07.090 monkey. Where the hell have you been, Loka? That 00:40:07.090 --> 00:40:10.329 was hard to not do. I know. I'll tell you. All 00:40:10.329 --> 00:40:14.210 right. Yeah. Good job. Nobody has control over 00:40:14.210 --> 00:40:17.130 life and death unless they're taking life, causing 00:40:17.130 --> 00:40:19.570 death. Is this one where I could get a word from 00:40:19.570 --> 00:40:24.630 the title? Yes. Okay. It'll give it away. I'll 00:40:24.630 --> 00:40:27.949 do it. Okay. Final. Final destination. Yeah. 00:40:27.989 --> 00:40:32.269 It was either that or destination. Amazing. Oh, 00:40:32.309 --> 00:40:34.150 let me guess. You want me to let your people 00:40:34.150 --> 00:40:41.090 go. What? Oh, let me guess. You want me to let 00:40:41.090 --> 00:40:43.610 your people go. No, I heard you. That was my 00:40:43.610 --> 00:40:47.650 reaction. What? Why is the first thing that popped 00:40:47.650 --> 00:40:51.670 in my head Django? I don't know. I've never watched 00:40:51.670 --> 00:40:53.809 it. Okay, yeah, I'm probably not gonna get this. 00:40:54.750 --> 00:40:58.489 Unless there's a hint. It's animated? Jesus. 00:41:02.190 --> 00:41:04.909 Who else can you think of with Let My People 00:41:04.909 --> 00:41:08.349 Go? An animated person? Just a person in general. 00:41:08.449 --> 00:41:10.969 Let's start there, because it's an animated movie 00:41:10.969 --> 00:41:14.130 that may or may not be based on a true question 00:41:14.130 --> 00:41:16.510 mark story. So take the animated out of it for 00:41:16.510 --> 00:41:20.329 a second. Okay. Are there any people, historical 00:41:20.329 --> 00:41:22.969 people, that you think of when you hear Let My 00:41:22.969 --> 00:41:28.710 People Go? Way back. Abraham Lincoln! Is this... 00:41:28.889 --> 00:41:31.369 Are we done? Yeah. Okay, it's Prince of Egypt. 00:41:31.590 --> 00:41:34.809 Moses said, let my people go. Oh, shit. Okay. 00:41:35.170 --> 00:41:37.329 And it's the... I've never watched that. I understand 00:41:37.329 --> 00:41:39.510 that. I know you haven't seen that, but I thought, 00:41:39.550 --> 00:41:43.730 let my people go. And Moses, it's pretty common. 00:41:43.809 --> 00:41:46.670 There's a song, let my people go. Yeah, I was 00:41:46.670 --> 00:41:49.190 seeing that in my head. And you just didn't know 00:41:49.190 --> 00:41:52.889 where that even came from? Okay. My bad for thinking 00:41:52.889 --> 00:41:55.409 you could follow that thread. My bad. Nope, couldn't 00:41:55.409 --> 00:41:56.769 follow it. Okay. Couldn't follow it. Because 00:41:56.769 --> 00:41:58.960 I know you've never seen it, but again. It's 00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:00.980 - Moses said, let my people go. You went to church? 00:42:01.019 --> 00:42:04.300 I figured - I figured you - Okay! Context clues 00:42:04.300 --> 00:42:07.219 your way out of it. Nope. My fucking bad. I wasn't 00:42:07.219 --> 00:42:10.800 thinking like that. Um, she did not marry your 00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:13.840 penis. Okay, alright. She didn't only marry your 00:42:13.840 --> 00:42:16.639 penis. It's one of my favorite movies. Is it 00:42:16.639 --> 00:42:21.480 Dumb and Dumber? No. Okay. Is it - You watched 00:42:21.480 --> 00:42:23.639 it with me, I think. I did? Yeah. I did. I watched 00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:26.059 it with you. Okay, okay. Recently or just, like, 00:42:26.059 --> 00:42:32.780 in the past? Is it Ghost Ship? No. Is it a scary 00:42:32.780 --> 00:42:37.340 movie? Define scary. Like horror? No. But it 00:42:37.340 --> 00:42:39.739 scared me when I was a kid. Why did it scare 00:42:39.739 --> 00:42:45.440 you? I was too little to watch it. I am. I am. 00:42:45.619 --> 00:42:49.579 What is one of my biggest obsessions? You have 00:42:49.579 --> 00:42:53.639 so many, Courtney. There's Dumb and Dumber. I 00:42:53.639 --> 00:42:55.719 know that. I don't mean movie obsessions. I mean, 00:42:55.719 --> 00:42:59.039 what is one of my biggest obsessions? What do 00:42:59.039 --> 00:43:02.360 you mean? What do I love? What would I want to 00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:05.119 be when I grow up? Oh my god! It's Twister. It's 00:43:05.119 --> 00:43:08.840 Twister. It's Twister. Yeah. Twister. Okay. Good 00:43:08.840 --> 00:43:12.119 call. Good call. My father's from Cleveland. 00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:20.400 You mean anything else off of that? No. My father's 00:43:20.400 --> 00:43:30.079 from Cleveland. That's cool. That's decon. Disney 00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:31.880 Channel original movie? It's a Disney Channel 00:43:31.880 --> 00:43:39.260 original movie. Shit, okay. Um, is it... What's 00:43:39.260 --> 00:43:41.300 the... Why would it matter where his father's 00:43:41.300 --> 00:43:45.440 from? The luck of the Irish? Yes! The Irish, 00:43:45.559 --> 00:43:47.880 yeah. I remember when he's, like, to the shores 00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:50.300 of Lake Erie. He's like, if you're gonna say 00:43:50.300 --> 00:43:52.679 it, say it right. It's Erie, boy. He's like, 00:43:52.719 --> 00:43:55.480 my father's from Cleveland. And then that dude 00:43:55.480 --> 00:43:58.139 gets banished to fucking Cleveland. Bummer. Okay. 00:43:58.780 --> 00:44:01.539 You're still winning by one point. Yay. Well, 00:44:01.619 --> 00:44:04.460 this might tie her up. Okay. You did it. You 00:44:04.460 --> 00:44:08.260 crazy son of a bitch. You did it. Shit. You did 00:44:08.260 --> 00:44:10.179 it. You crazy son of a bitch. You did. Oh my 00:44:10.179 --> 00:44:15.380 God. I don't know. I'm blankety blanking. It's 00:44:15.380 --> 00:44:22.050 like too good. It's like too good. I think I'm 00:44:22.050 --> 00:44:23.750 just going to have to take the L here. I hate 00:44:23.750 --> 00:44:25.590 that I'm going to take the L, but I can't. I'm 00:44:25.590 --> 00:44:28.269 blanking. It's Jurassic Park. I've never seen 00:44:28.269 --> 00:44:29.489 Jurassic Park. You've never seen Jurassic Park? 00:44:29.650 --> 00:44:32.409 We do this every episode of this season. I've 00:44:32.409 --> 00:44:40.849 never seen Jurassic Park. Oh my god. Yeah, because 00:44:40.849 --> 00:44:43.489 earlier this season, I started doing that, and 00:44:43.489 --> 00:44:46.980 you sang the... Pterodactyls fly in Jurassic. 00:44:46.980 --> 00:44:49.320 I literally asked you, is that real? Are those 00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:52.000 the lyrics? And you laughed at me because... 00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:56.599 Life. Life is like a lime. It's tart and tangy. 00:44:57.019 --> 00:45:01.199 Sweet. Oh, so sublime. Quiet. Speechless. Like 00:45:01.199 --> 00:45:05.380 a mime. Bold and noisy. Like a crime. Don't you 00:45:05.380 --> 00:45:08.300 dare waste my time. Cause life can stop on a 00:45:08.300 --> 00:45:10.960 dime. Why is the first thing that I thought of 00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:14.960 21 Jump Street? That is incorrect. Because he 00:45:14.960 --> 00:45:20.300 does the slam poetry. Oh, okay. But how you said 00:45:20.300 --> 00:45:22.440 it was very slam poetry. I did that on purpose. 00:45:23.059 --> 00:45:27.039 So it's, it is like slam poetry, but it's not 00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:32.460 that movie. Okay. So you're, if you can follow 00:45:32.460 --> 00:45:35.360 a thread to other movies. But I'm not good at 00:45:35.360 --> 00:45:37.360 that. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a dick 00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:39.769 about it. I'm just saying you're right. I did 00:45:39.769 --> 00:45:41.849 that cadence on purpose because it is a slam 00:45:41.849 --> 00:45:45.530 poetry scene. Fuck. What other movies have I 00:45:45.530 --> 00:45:48.590 watched that have slam poetry? I don't know. 00:45:49.650 --> 00:45:56.530 It's a girl. Oh, fuck. Girl. Can I get my synopsis? 00:45:57.449 --> 00:46:05.469 Yes, you can. Okay. A young man goes to college 00:46:05.469 --> 00:46:12.030 to pursue his dreams. and has a hard time letting 00:46:12.030 --> 00:46:14.030 go, or his father has a hard time letting go 00:46:14.030 --> 00:46:19.269 of him. Oh, is this accepted? No. Oh, fuck! Ask 00:46:19.269 --> 00:46:23.190 me about my leader! No, it's not accepted. Okay. 00:46:23.889 --> 00:46:26.429 A father has a hard time letting go of his son 00:46:26.429 --> 00:46:28.610 going off to college. Yeah, to pursue his dreams. 00:46:29.610 --> 00:46:32.030 No, Dad, it's your dream. It's not High School 00:46:32.030 --> 00:46:35.989 Musical. I just... I just did that thing where 00:46:35.989 --> 00:46:39.070 I had to do a movie reference because of my brain. 00:46:39.130 --> 00:46:40.110 Because as soon as you said that, I was like... 00:46:40.110 --> 00:46:42.090 No, it's not High School Musical. I'm sorry. 00:46:42.170 --> 00:46:44.989 I didn't mean to muddy the waters. Guy goes to 00:46:44.989 --> 00:46:48.349 college to follow his dreams. The dad's upset. 00:46:49.750 --> 00:46:54.550 And a girl does slam poetry. Yeah. I don't think 00:46:54.550 --> 00:46:57.590 I'm going to get it. Thanks, IMDb. It's an extremely 00:46:57.590 --> 00:47:02.429 goofy movie. That's the second one, right? Yeah. 00:47:02.610 --> 00:47:05.869 The X Games? Never watched it. Oh, well, I didn't 00:47:05.869 --> 00:47:07.489 know that. We've talked about it before, so I 00:47:07.489 --> 00:47:08.650 thought maybe you've seen it. Yeah, just the 00:47:08.650 --> 00:47:11.730 goofy movie. Look, I know you're about 50 pounds 00:47:11.730 --> 00:47:14.170 overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret 00:47:14.170 --> 00:47:17.590 that as move your fat tub of lard ass now. Oh 00:47:17.590 --> 00:47:22.610 my god. I really don't know. I think you're going 00:47:22.610 --> 00:47:25.610 to be very upset with yourself. I don't know. 00:47:25.690 --> 00:47:28.630 I can't think. It's probably one of your favorite 00:47:28.630 --> 00:47:33.139 movies. Is that real or are you being facetious? 00:47:33.420 --> 00:47:36.179 No, it's real. Why is it one of my... What do 00:47:36.179 --> 00:47:37.639 you mean? Why do you think it's one of my favorite 00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:40.219 movies? At least I think it is. It's a lot of 00:47:40.219 --> 00:47:43.559 people's favorite movie. Give me something. Give 00:47:43.559 --> 00:47:46.380 me some kind of hint. Come on. That's a terrible 00:47:46.380 --> 00:47:49.500 hint. That could be anything. It's like... It's 00:47:49.500 --> 00:47:53.460 a classic. And not... It's not a Courtney classic. 00:47:53.699 --> 00:47:59.920 It's an actual classic. Scary movie. Is it scream? 00:48:00.219 --> 00:48:07.619 It's scream. Oh. Okay. Sick. I don't recall that 00:48:07.619 --> 00:48:12.699 line. It's when, um. Is it Gail? It's Gail. It's 00:48:12.699 --> 00:48:14.599 Gail. Yeah. It sounds like something Gail would 00:48:14.599 --> 00:48:16.579 say. I took out the name. So it's like, look, 00:48:16.639 --> 00:48:18.760 Kenny. I know you're about 50 pounds overweight. 00:48:19.019 --> 00:48:20.780 If that wouldn't have mattered, but that's, I 00:48:20.780 --> 00:48:24.360 get it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, this is my 00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:26.679 one outlier. That's a little later than 2010. 00:48:26.940 --> 00:48:30.429 Okay. Not by much. Okay. But. Call it Slut and 00:48:30.429 --> 00:48:36.090 the Falcon. Make us solve crimes. What? Call 00:48:36.090 --> 00:48:38.949 it Slut and the Falcon. Make us solve crimes. 00:48:39.710 --> 00:48:43.650 Call it Slut and the Falcon. We've talked about 00:48:43.650 --> 00:48:47.690 this movie and book already today. Is it Fault 00:48:47.690 --> 00:48:51.130 in Our Stars? No. Oh. I've never seen that or 00:48:51.130 --> 00:48:56.590 read it, so no. The Bible. Yes, I took this from 00:48:56.590 --> 00:49:01.820 Ezekiel. Moses. Sir. Okay, so what books are 00:49:01.820 --> 00:49:04.599 we talking about? We talked about it during Back 00:49:04.599 --> 00:49:09.320 in Time. Well, fuck me. So it's a movie based 00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:12.179 off of a book. Yeah. Oh, is this Perks of Being 00:49:12.179 --> 00:49:15.119 a Welfare? Yep. Okay. Yep, Patrick says it. Good 00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:19.039 call. All right, one more each. Let's go. There 00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:21.559 is no good in evil. There is only power, and 00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:24.920 those too weak to see it. Is it Seek It? Yep. 00:49:25.019 --> 00:49:28.650 Okay. There's no good and evil. There's no good 00:49:28.650 --> 00:49:30.570 and evil. There's only power and those too weak 00:49:30.570 --> 00:49:33.389 to seek it. Shit. Okay. I'm going to go ahead 00:49:33.389 --> 00:49:35.469 and use my year. I don't think it was help, but 00:49:35.469 --> 00:49:38.969 just it might focus me. 2001. I know this. You 00:49:38.969 --> 00:49:41.250 know this. I know this. And I'm not giving you 00:49:41.250 --> 00:49:44.530 a single hint. What the fuck? That's mean. Why 00:49:44.530 --> 00:49:49.269 not? Because you know this. But. Any hint will 00:49:49.269 --> 00:49:51.530 give it away. If I know it already, it's not 00:49:51.530 --> 00:49:53.909 going to matter. The title is different in another 00:49:53.909 --> 00:49:56.079 country. Title. It says Harry Potter and the 00:49:56.079 --> 00:49:58.099 Sorcerer's Stone. It is. I would have gotten 00:49:58.099 --> 00:50:01.000 it anyway without that. So this is your last 00:50:01.000 --> 00:50:02.860 one. Okay. You could run away with the game or 00:50:02.860 --> 00:50:04.820 we could end this one tied. Okay. Let me find 00:50:04.820 --> 00:50:07.739 you a good one. Cool. My daughter speaks with 00:50:07.739 --> 00:50:09.920 the wisdom beyond her years. We've all come here 00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:12.800 with anger in our hearts, but she comes with 00:50:12.800 --> 00:50:16.219 courage and understanding. Okay. A daughter. 00:50:16.480 --> 00:50:19.079 Yep. Comes with courage and understanding. Yep. 00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:25.150 This sounds like a court. Like, they're in a 00:50:25.150 --> 00:50:27.989 court. Not exactly, but the vibe is the same. 00:50:28.150 --> 00:50:31.489 Okay. So... Do I have any... You have a release 00:50:31.489 --> 00:50:37.150 year. Fuck it. Um, 95. Okay. My daughter speaks 00:50:37.150 --> 00:50:39.469 with the wisdom beyond her years. We've all come 00:50:39.469 --> 00:50:41.909 here with anger in our hearts, but she comes 00:50:41.909 --> 00:50:45.110 with courage and understanding. Why is that... 00:50:45.110 --> 00:50:48.769 When it says... I just think of Matilda. No! 00:50:49.900 --> 00:50:51.820 But he would never say that about his daughter. 00:50:51.840 --> 00:50:57.139 No, he was a dick. Yeah. Danny DeVito. It's... 00:50:57.139 --> 00:51:00.179 Is it animated? Yeah, it is. Fuck. It's a Disney 00:51:00.179 --> 00:51:02.480 movie. I know pretty much all of them, right? 00:51:02.579 --> 00:51:11.760 Is it Anastasia? No. Hunchback of... No. What 00:51:11.760 --> 00:51:13.960 are some famous Disney movies about daughters 00:51:13.960 --> 00:51:16.599 and fathers? Pretty much all of them, right? 00:51:16.820 --> 00:51:21.380 Start thinking about them. Okay. Um, so we got 00:51:21.380 --> 00:51:26.579 Beauty and the Beast. Nope. We got, um, well, 00:51:26.679 --> 00:51:29.500 most, that's hard because most Disney movies, 00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:33.119 all of the members of their family is dead. Is 00:51:33.119 --> 00:51:40.119 it Jasmine? No. Okay, so it's, okay. Also, usually 00:51:40.119 --> 00:51:43.239 just their mothers are dead. Um, a lot of their 00:51:43.239 --> 00:51:45.480 fathers are dead too, I think. Are they not? 00:51:45.679 --> 00:51:51.719 No. Oh. Hmm. Is she a princess of Genovia? No. 00:51:51.860 --> 00:51:56.280 Okay. There's a raccoon in the movie. Oh, Pocahontas. 00:51:56.920 --> 00:52:00.940 You won. Fucking barely. Okay. Because I'm a 00:52:00.940 --> 00:52:04.500 kind and fair ruler. And you won. All's fair 00:52:04.500 --> 00:52:06.619 in love and war. And Millennial Movie Trivia. 00:52:06.639 --> 00:52:09.820 We hope you've enjoyed this episode. 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