WEBVTT 00:00:11.200 --> 00:00:14.839 Hello. Oh, hey. Welcome. Welcome back to the 00:00:14.839 --> 00:00:18.739 show. It's 3039 with your favorite hosts. I'm 00:00:18.739 --> 00:00:21.160 Clarissa. And I'm Courtney. And we're a couple 00:00:21.160 --> 00:00:24.260 sick sad millennials who decided to commiserate 00:00:24.260 --> 00:00:26.739 on the internet with all of you. Yeah. We just 00:00:26.739 --> 00:00:29.100 wanted to spend time together and we're just 00:00:29.100 --> 00:00:32.140 yapping. Yapping. Yapping, having fun, playing 00:00:32.140 --> 00:00:35.780 games, having real talks. Hell yeah. Just living 00:00:35.780 --> 00:00:39.039 the dream. That is quite a millennial thing to 00:00:39.039 --> 00:00:41.000 say. That's just who I am as a person. I know 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:42.179 it is. What can I say? That's why I love you. 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:46.399 Welcome back to the show. This week we are... 00:00:46.399 --> 00:00:50.530 It's the whole season. Let me... All season long. 00:00:50.570 --> 00:00:52.429 Let me backtrack it. With three hour long blocks. 00:00:52.689 --> 00:00:55.829 Lucy on Sunday. Andy Griffith Monday. Gilligan 00:00:55.829 --> 00:00:58.310 on Tuesday. This is my fault. Hillbilly Wednesday. 00:00:58.710 --> 00:01:00.270 This is my fault. Brady Bunch on Thursday. And 00:01:00.270 --> 00:01:03.289 Party Crush Fridays. It's my fault for trying 00:01:03.289 --> 00:01:05.209 to speak. Block block. Block party summer. Nick 00:01:05.209 --> 00:01:08.269 at night. Are you done? I'm done. Okay. I was 00:01:08.269 --> 00:01:12.450 going to say, this season is the season of favorite 00:01:12.450 --> 00:01:16.609 things. Don't let my current tone fool you. One 00:01:16.609 --> 00:01:17.870 of our favorite, well, two of our favorite things. 00:01:18.329 --> 00:01:21.450 We love food. Uh -huh. Especially some apps. 00:01:21.829 --> 00:01:26.650 Duh. Bread. Bread. I love bread. I do, too. Me 00:01:26.650 --> 00:01:31.189 and Oprah, for that, are like this. Oprah! And 00:01:31.189 --> 00:01:35.209 we love brackets. So, we haven't done a bracket 00:01:35.209 --> 00:01:37.810 yet this season, which is crazy. Yep, but it's 00:01:37.810 --> 00:01:40.989 March Madness. Well... Oh, it's not March anymore? 00:01:41.579 --> 00:01:44.659 It hasn't been for a while. Well, it's not March 00:01:44.659 --> 00:01:47.959 Madness anymore, but it was. Just not anymore. 00:01:48.319 --> 00:01:52.340 We don't give a fuck about time or space or continuums. 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:55.640 Or the time -space continuums. Yeah, that bitch, 00:01:55.659 --> 00:01:59.659 who even is she? We don't know her. She had some 00:01:59.659 --> 00:02:02.700 of the season, not season of the witch, but season 00:02:02.700 --> 00:02:07.400 of our favorite things. Okay. We're doing an 00:02:07.400 --> 00:02:09.620 appetizer and bread bracket. I'm sorry it took 00:02:09.620 --> 00:02:12.240 us this long to tell you that. We are a fucking 00:02:12.240 --> 00:02:14.340 wreck. We are going to figure out what's our 00:02:14.340 --> 00:02:18.580 favorite appy. Don't ever. Don't ever say that 00:02:18.580 --> 00:02:22.479 again. Appetizers or apps. Anything else. I don't 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:24.520 care if you call it like apple bottom jeans. 00:02:24.740 --> 00:02:26.780 Fuck. This is going to be a horrific episode. 00:02:26.879 --> 00:02:28.879 Go ahead, Courtney. Sorry. So I have it broken 00:02:28.879 --> 00:02:30.460 down. One side, we're going to figure out our 00:02:30.460 --> 00:02:32.360 favorite app. And then the other side, we're 00:02:32.360 --> 00:02:33.699 going to figure out our favorite bread. Like 00:02:33.699 --> 00:02:34.599 the free bread they give you at the beginning? 00:02:34.599 --> 00:02:36.060 Like the free bread they give you at the beginning. 00:02:36.280 --> 00:02:38.300 Yeah. Some of them I have specific, some of them 00:02:38.300 --> 00:02:40.639 I have vague because like there's multiple restaurants 00:02:40.639 --> 00:02:42.659 that serve like the same thing. Okay. But then 00:02:42.659 --> 00:02:43.939 there are some restaurants that have specific 00:02:43.939 --> 00:02:47.259 things. Got it. So I had the, both of them. Yeah. 00:02:47.300 --> 00:02:49.139 So then once we figure out the best of the best 00:02:49.139 --> 00:02:51.639 on both, head to head. So what's better, the 00:02:51.639 --> 00:02:53.680 free bread or the appetizer? Yes. Is it worth 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:55.379 the money to pay for an appetizer specifically 00:02:55.379 --> 00:02:58.419 or do you just go eat the bread and leave? We're 00:02:58.419 --> 00:03:04.460 going to find out today. but first back in time 00:03:04.460 --> 00:03:14.060 all right way back to the 80s again yep why don't 00:03:14.060 --> 00:03:15.719 you tell us why cory because you you really thought 00:03:15.719 --> 00:03:17.719 this went through i thought i thought a lot of 00:03:17.719 --> 00:03:20.500 things through this time which is wild so 1988 00:03:21.259 --> 00:03:24.280 Yeah. The reason why I picked 1988 was because 00:03:24.280 --> 00:03:26.780 that's when Fazoli's opened. I love Fazoli's. 00:03:26.780 --> 00:03:29.780 And we know I love a Fazoli's. And you know what? 00:03:30.099 --> 00:03:34.099 Fazoli's bread, the sticks, breadsticks. So good. 00:03:34.219 --> 00:03:38.240 So much better than Olive Garden. Yes. So Fazoli's 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:40.340 bread. Come on. They're going to be a contender. 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:43.360 They better be. Well, I have it as garlic breadsticks 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:46.780 because Olive Garden also exists. Yeah. But let's 00:03:46.780 --> 00:03:48.840 be honest. We'll expand. We'll expand. I'm going 00:03:48.840 --> 00:03:51.129 to say Fazoli's and that's going to win. Hell 00:03:51.129 --> 00:03:53.750 yeah. Um, anyways. You don't even have to listen 00:03:53.750 --> 00:03:54.830 to the rest of the episode. Yeah, you know what? 00:03:54.949 --> 00:03:56.590 Fazoli's Bride 6 wins. Fuck everything else. 00:03:56.650 --> 00:04:00.349 Turn it off. Um, anyways. 1988. I wrote a bunch 00:04:00.349 --> 00:04:02.889 of stuff down. Sick. Read it. I read it. Okay, 00:04:02.930 --> 00:04:06.610 so. I read it! I read it! I love this. George 00:04:06.610 --> 00:04:10.050 H. W. Bush, elected president. Yep. The Supreme 00:04:10.050 --> 00:04:12.849 Court ruled that trash placed at the curbside 00:04:12.849 --> 00:04:15.389 is not, no longer protected under the Fourth 00:04:15.389 --> 00:04:18.350 Amendment. Um, like your privacy or something? 00:04:18.879 --> 00:04:20.720 Oh, so they can look through it. They can look 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:24.100 through it if it's out on the curb. Okay. New 00:04:24.100 --> 00:04:25.980 York City Rockefeller Center became a national 00:04:25.980 --> 00:04:28.240 landmark. Oh, fun. I've been there several times. 00:04:28.899 --> 00:04:32.040 Something that's very important for storm chasing. 00:04:32.300 --> 00:04:35.800 Oh. The Doppler radar was invented. For real? 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:38.360 Yes. I figured it was so much older. That's crazy. 00:04:38.740 --> 00:04:42.060 Yeah. This is a quote from whatever website I 00:04:42.060 --> 00:04:44.839 founded this on. Okay. Conventional radar provides 00:04:44.839 --> 00:04:47.160 information about the location and intensity 00:04:47.160 --> 00:04:50.759 of... precipitation associated with a storm, 00:04:50.879 --> 00:04:54.839 while Doppler radar adds the capability to discern 00:04:54.839 --> 00:04:58.399 air motion within a storm. Doppler radar helps 00:04:58.399 --> 00:05:00.939 scientists and meteorologists see or detect near 00:05:00.939 --> 00:05:03.839 -ground wind shears, which are dangerous to aircrafts. 00:05:04.279 --> 00:05:08.980 Wow. Blow me timbers. Yep. Got that. Got that 00:05:08.980 --> 00:05:13.839 dop, you know? Yep. Dop -dop. Dippin' dops. You 00:05:13.839 --> 00:05:17.180 shouldn't. I wouldn't have done well. Dippin' 00:05:17.180 --> 00:05:25.569 dops. Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Okay, okay. The 00:05:25.569 --> 00:05:27.689 first Walmart supercenter opened in Washington, 00:05:27.790 --> 00:05:31.810 Missouri. Wow. I always had trouble, like, differentiating 00:05:31.810 --> 00:05:34.290 between supercenters and regs. Well, now I think 00:05:34.290 --> 00:05:36.209 it's only supercenters. Is it? Okay. Yeah, I 00:05:36.209 --> 00:05:38.670 don't think a regular Walmart exists. I could 00:05:38.670 --> 00:05:40.810 be wrong. I don't know. I'm pulling that out 00:05:40.810 --> 00:05:43.189 of my ass. Because everywhere I go is just a 00:05:43.189 --> 00:05:45.949 supercenter. Yeah. I used to love about Walmart. 00:05:46.589 --> 00:05:49.370 the um remember the the video games and you could 00:05:49.370 --> 00:05:52.230 play game boy and you looked up in the game section 00:05:52.230 --> 00:05:53.970 yeah i love that i would do that all the time 00:05:53.970 --> 00:05:56.290 i like the lobsters i mean i don't like them 00:05:56.290 --> 00:05:58.829 now because animal cruelty yeah but back then 00:05:58.829 --> 00:06:01.029 i was like i want to see it's like i'm at an 00:06:01.029 --> 00:06:03.250 aquarium but it's walmart yeah and they might 00:06:03.250 --> 00:06:06.589 die that was that was my poor aquarium it's just 00:06:06.589 --> 00:06:09.410 gonna walmart we used to have to drive like uh 00:06:10.380 --> 00:06:12.860 45 -ish minutes to get to the Walmart the next 00:06:12.860 --> 00:06:15.319 county over to do our grocery shopping. When 00:06:15.319 --> 00:06:19.939 I lived in a hauler, we didn't have a grocery 00:06:19.939 --> 00:06:25.220 store in county limits. But we went to the Walmart 00:06:25.220 --> 00:06:26.720 and every time I remember going and looking at 00:06:26.720 --> 00:06:28.279 the lobsters and playing with them. It was a 00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:30.879 fun outing for me as a child. I probably stuck 00:06:30.879 --> 00:06:32.939 for my mom. Like, oh my god, just get over here. 00:06:32.980 --> 00:06:35.060 We need to get bread and leave. McDonald's opened 00:06:35.060 --> 00:06:38.379 its 10 ,000th restaurant. Wow. Does it say where 00:06:38.379 --> 00:06:41.689 it was? No. But it was in 1988. I like to think 00:06:41.689 --> 00:06:44.290 it was in Albuquerque. Sure. I don't know why. 00:06:44.470 --> 00:06:46.170 Let's say that. Shout out Albuquerque. I've never 00:06:46.170 --> 00:06:49.209 been there, but hey. Neither have I. A big screen, 00:06:49.470 --> 00:06:51.370 I put that in air quotes because what's big screen 00:06:51.370 --> 00:06:53.990 in 1988? Yeah. A big screen television cost about 00:06:53.990 --> 00:06:57.970 $3 ,000. I'm sure it did. And 98 % of U .S. households 00:06:57.970 --> 00:07:01.149 had at least one television set. Yeah. That's 00:07:01.149 --> 00:07:04.470 pretty wild. 15 % of U .S. households had a personal 00:07:04.470 --> 00:07:07.160 computer. Yeah. Probably not many. I mean, why 00:07:07.160 --> 00:07:09.160 would you even need one? Right. Like, for most 00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:11.579 people. I remember our, I mean, obviously this 00:07:11.579 --> 00:07:14.720 was in the earlier 90s, but, like, I remember 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:16.899 our big screen TV, because my dad was a big TV 00:07:16.899 --> 00:07:19.300 guy. Like, he had to have the biggest TV known 00:07:19.300 --> 00:07:21.300 to God. And they weighed, like, a thousand pounds. 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:24.180 Yeah, and it was literally, like, a whole entertainment 00:07:24.180 --> 00:07:26.980 center of a TV, but just the TV. Just the TV. 00:07:27.060 --> 00:07:31.100 And it was, like, huge brick block thing. And 00:07:31.100 --> 00:07:33.759 it was a Panasonic. Oh, shit. It was pretty big. 00:07:33.839 --> 00:07:38.209 Panasonic? It was probably, like, as, like, at 00:07:38.209 --> 00:07:40.649 least three quarters of one of these walls. Yeah. 00:07:41.089 --> 00:07:43.470 But it was just, it wasn't just the screen, which 00:07:43.470 --> 00:07:45.310 people are so used to now. It was, like, a whole 00:07:45.310 --> 00:07:48.730 fucking... Setup. G -unit. It was huge. G -unit? 00:07:48.870 --> 00:07:52.350 Yeah. What I miss about old televisions is the 00:07:52.350 --> 00:07:54.870 static. Yeah. So, like, whenever you turn it 00:07:54.870 --> 00:07:57.230 on, you could, like, put your hand on the screen 00:07:57.230 --> 00:07:59.180 and it just goes... Like the poltergeist girl? 00:07:59.439 --> 00:08:01.439 Yeah. Yeah, I would do that a lot. Anyways. And 00:08:01.439 --> 00:08:03.019 then my dad would yell at me more than me. Anyways, 00:08:03.079 --> 00:08:04.800 let's keep going. Phantom of the Opera opened 00:08:04.800 --> 00:08:09.779 on Broadway. Wow. This was interesting. Okay. 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:14.399 So for the first time, they put lights at Chicago's 00:08:14.399 --> 00:08:18.860 Wrigley Field, which they had been the only MLB 00:08:18.860 --> 00:08:20.839 park where night games were not played because 00:08:20.839 --> 00:08:23.480 they had no lights. Baseball. Baseball. Okay. 00:08:23.839 --> 00:08:27.709 The Cubs. Oh. Chicago Cubs. Okay. So they didn't 00:08:27.709 --> 00:08:30.370 have lights. Isn't that wild? I mean, why do 00:08:30.370 --> 00:08:31.569 you even need them? Who wants to watch baseball? 00:08:32.269 --> 00:08:35.730 Yeah. Whatever. Hot dogs. You can get those anywhere. 00:08:35.990 --> 00:08:37.649 Yeah, but they're just something about a wiener 00:08:37.649 --> 00:08:39.570 at a game. Wouldn't know. There's been one baseball 00:08:39.570 --> 00:08:41.370 game in my whole life. Really? Behind the bleachers. 00:08:41.629 --> 00:08:47.830 Oh. Oh. Not sex. I was too young. Um, okay. So 00:08:47.830 --> 00:08:51.029 these were the words that were appeared in print 00:08:51.029 --> 00:08:54.309 for the first time. Ooh, I love this. Okay. A 00:08:54.309 --> 00:09:00.049 -fib. Wait. Like when you die? Okay, atrial fibrillation. 00:09:00.289 --> 00:09:03.009 Well, maybe having it shortened to AFib. Oh, 00:09:03.210 --> 00:09:05.570 because they, you know, docs, they like to stat. 00:09:05.570 --> 00:09:07.590 Shorten things, yeah, all the time. Code blue. 00:09:08.570 --> 00:09:12.450 Um, channel surfing. Oh, yeah. Charter school. 00:09:13.230 --> 00:09:16.710 Okay. E -book. I know Amazon, like. Yeah, but 00:09:16.710 --> 00:09:19.629 I mean, now we have Kindles. Right. And I even 00:09:19.629 --> 00:09:21.889 remember there being books, but then being on, 00:09:21.929 --> 00:09:23.690 like, computers and phones and stuff. But, like. 00:09:23.960 --> 00:09:26.080 In 1980, was there like, I wonder if there was 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:28.779 like a Kindle situation. Maybe. That was not, 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:30.980 I'd be interested to know that. I didn't get 00:09:30.980 --> 00:09:32.600 that in my stuff. No, I'll look it up later. 00:09:32.879 --> 00:09:38.379 It's something to think about. Gangsta. Paradise. 00:09:39.019 --> 00:09:45.460 Hyperlink. Okay. JPEG. Mad cow disease. Oppositional 00:09:45.460 --> 00:09:51.620 defiant disorder. Okay. Road rage. Service animal. 00:09:52.789 --> 00:09:57.529 Before that, fuck you, honestly. Unibrow. Oh. 00:09:57.929 --> 00:09:59.549 That's weird, because it's always been a thing, 00:09:59.590 --> 00:10:02.429 but... Yeah. Here are some 10 cool food and beverage 00:10:02.429 --> 00:10:04.929 trends. Love this. Love it. Angel hair pasta. 00:10:06.830 --> 00:10:10.850 Capri Sun. Hell yeah. Chicken and veal marsala. 00:10:11.470 --> 00:10:14.190 Marsala. Marsala, thank you. Chocolate mousse. 00:10:14.450 --> 00:10:17.049 You know what? Never been a big fucking fan of 00:10:17.049 --> 00:10:18.570 chocolate mousse. I like chocolate mousse. It's 00:10:18.570 --> 00:10:20.450 fine. I like a mousse. I'm never gonna pick it. 00:10:20.700 --> 00:10:23.240 If it's on a list of desserts, I would probably 00:10:23.240 --> 00:10:25.159 not have dessert before I would choose to eat 00:10:25.159 --> 00:10:26.759 it. Interesting. I don't know. It's just not 00:10:26.759 --> 00:10:30.600 my favorite. I can make pudding. Fuck you. It's 00:10:30.600 --> 00:10:33.379 airier than pudding. It's like a mixture between 00:10:33.379 --> 00:10:35.320 a pudding and a whipped cream. I like a hot, 00:10:35.419 --> 00:10:40.779 thick boy pudding. Okay. Sorry. Cool Ranch Doritos? 00:10:41.320 --> 00:10:43.980 Fuck me up. I love a Cool Ranch Dorito. I prefer 00:10:43.980 --> 00:10:46.100 nacho cheese, but I will still fuck up a Cool 00:10:46.100 --> 00:10:49.960 Ranch. I would... I, nacho cheese is my least 00:10:49.960 --> 00:10:52.220 favorite Dorito. You and Justin should make like 00:10:52.220 --> 00:10:56.580 a stupid Dorito club. He feels the same. So the 00:10:56.580 --> 00:11:01.019 top, Cool Ranch Dorito. Spicy Sweet Chili. I 00:11:01.019 --> 00:11:03.620 don't like those. Favorite. No. Then we have 00:11:03.620 --> 00:11:07.539 Tapatio. I hate those. We should not eat Doritos 00:11:07.539 --> 00:11:09.879 together. I love the Tapatios. No, fuck that. 00:11:09.940 --> 00:11:13.659 Cool Ranch Dorito. So mine is, they came out 00:11:13.659 --> 00:11:15.899 with Buffalo Wing, but it was the Buffalo Wing 00:11:15.899 --> 00:11:18.539 with blue cheese. That's probably number one. 00:11:18.679 --> 00:11:19.779 Disgusting. If they came out with that again, 00:11:19.840 --> 00:11:22.919 I would buy 17 ,000 bags. Nacho cheese. Just 00:11:22.919 --> 00:11:27.279 basic bitch. Then spicy nacho. Really love. Then 00:11:27.279 --> 00:11:31.039 Cool Ranch. Then maybe the barbecue ones. Those 00:11:31.039 --> 00:11:32.840 aren't bad. Yeah, they're good. I can eat them. 00:11:32.940 --> 00:11:35.740 And then maybe like the mango habanero. Not my 00:11:35.740 --> 00:11:36.879 favorite. I've never had those. They're pretty 00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:39.120 good. Okay. They're similar to the spicy sweet 00:11:39.120 --> 00:11:41.039 chili, but they're just a little more like... 00:11:41.039 --> 00:11:43.799 Spicy. Yeah, they're more spicy than sweet, which 00:11:43.799 --> 00:11:46.299 spicy sweet chili to me is way more sweet. I 00:11:46.299 --> 00:11:49.639 don't love it. I, when I make like nachos. Yeah. 00:11:49.980 --> 00:11:53.500 I like use the spicy sweet chili Doritos. Okay. 00:11:53.720 --> 00:11:55.960 It's so good. Not my favorite. They're also one 00:11:55.960 --> 00:11:58.399 of the only ones that make Justin sick for celiac. 00:11:59.250 --> 00:12:01.830 Doritos? Just the spicy sweet chili. Interesting. 00:12:01.929 --> 00:12:03.669 Because if we buy Doritos, he can eat almost 00:12:03.669 --> 00:12:05.250 all of them. Yeah, because it's corn. It's not 00:12:05.250 --> 00:12:07.149 flour. And we never thought he bought them, he 00:12:07.149 --> 00:12:08.649 ate them, and they glutened him. And they have 00:12:08.649 --> 00:12:10.169 wheat. I mean, I'm sure there are others that 00:12:10.169 --> 00:12:12.450 do too, but they're few and far between. Interesting. 00:12:12.590 --> 00:12:16.529 Yeah. Very interesting. French onion soup. My 00:12:16.529 --> 00:12:18.149 mom really likes French onion soup. I'll eat 00:12:18.149 --> 00:12:20.169 the cheese off the top and send the rest back. 00:12:20.590 --> 00:12:23.690 Something that I find interesting? Sushi. That 00:12:23.690 --> 00:12:25.529 actually makes sense, because a lot of, like, 00:12:25.529 --> 00:12:28.409 late 80s and early 90s, like, movies and TV shows 00:12:28.409 --> 00:12:31.450 I've watched, it's like sushi's the new hot fucking 00:12:31.450 --> 00:12:35.269 thing. And I bet it was. Popular baby names? 00:12:35.570 --> 00:12:39.250 Okay. Andrew, Joshua, Matthew, Michael. Just 00:12:39.250 --> 00:12:42.470 all the apostles. Amanda, Ashley, Jennifer, Jessica. 00:12:42.769 --> 00:12:45.309 Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, 00:12:45.309 --> 00:12:46.549 Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, show. 00:12:48.110 --> 00:12:51.730 Average life expectancy. I got you. 74 .77 years. 00:12:53.179 --> 00:12:56.840 Okay. Oh, so it says comparatively the average 00:12:56.840 --> 00:13:02.620 life expectancy was 76 .81 in Canada and 75 .38 00:13:02.620 --> 00:13:06.720 in the UK. Okay, so. Not a whole lot of difference. 00:13:06.759 --> 00:13:10.000 Yeah, we're all right there. Who cares? Favorite 00:13:10.000 --> 00:13:15.460 holiday gift included the Koosh Balls. I loved 00:13:15.460 --> 00:13:17.120 Koosh Balls. I don't know what the Koosh Ball 00:13:17.120 --> 00:13:19.580 is. They're the, they're the, they have the, 00:13:19.740 --> 00:13:22.269 Google it. They have the things. They have the, 00:13:22.269 --> 00:13:25.029 like... Fuck! I don't know how to explain it, 00:13:25.090 --> 00:13:28.230 but they're fun to squish and chew on if you're 00:13:28.230 --> 00:13:31.850 nasty. Alright, and Ghostbuster toys. Okay. Um, 00:13:32.110 --> 00:13:37.169 the fashion trends. Okay. Blue eyeshadow. Uh, 00:13:37.210 --> 00:13:41.240 candy -colored makeup. Leg warmers. Let's get 00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:44.279 physical. Chunky jewelry, stirrup pants, and 00:13:44.279 --> 00:13:46.440 oversized tops. What the fuck is a stirrup pant? 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:48.899 The ones that have the things that you put your 00:13:48.899 --> 00:13:51.320 feet in. Oh, I've always loved those. I create 00:13:51.320 --> 00:13:55.240 them. I had them. I only had a couple pairs. 00:13:55.340 --> 00:13:58.080 They became very hard to find in our day. But 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:02.759 I love them. Ugh, I need a stirrup. Like, honestly, 00:14:02.879 --> 00:14:05.360 I would rather dress like that. Stirrup pants 00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:08.100 and oversized top? I'm literally wearing leggings 00:14:08.100 --> 00:14:09.720 and an oversized sweatshirt right now. That's 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:11.080 literally what I'm wearing. That's preferred. 00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:12.500 That's what I'm gonna wear. Preferred attire. 00:14:12.600 --> 00:14:16.460 Yep. Um, the magazine's, Time Magazine's Person 00:14:16.460 --> 00:14:20.899 of the Year was the Endangered Earth. Bummer. 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:23.519 Did not work. Did not see that coming. No. Look 00:14:23.519 --> 00:14:27.980 up a koosh ball. Okay. These. Yes! Okay. See, 00:14:27.980 --> 00:14:29.779 but it's hard to describe. I would chew on them. 00:14:30.279 --> 00:14:32.799 I was a sensory -seeking bitch. What can I say? 00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:36.259 I'm not autistic, but I'm... A little autistic. 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:41.120 I'm neurodivergent. I'm neuro -spice. Yeah, if 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:42.539 I was in the Spice Girls, they'd call me neuro 00:14:42.539 --> 00:14:46.980 -spice. And they'd keep me off stage. They wouldn't 00:14:46.980 --> 00:14:49.820 let me out there. Snapple lemon -flavored iced 00:14:49.820 --> 00:14:52.299 tea first appeared in grocery stores. Okay. I 00:14:52.299 --> 00:14:54.120 remember the Snapple lady. She was on Celebrity 00:14:54.120 --> 00:14:57.820 Fit Club on VH1 several years later. I was watching 00:14:57.820 --> 00:15:01.690 I Love the 90s. I love the 80s and I love the 00:15:01.690 --> 00:15:03.970 90s specifically last night. And Snapple Lady 00:15:03.970 --> 00:15:06.289 came on and I just, I forgot that that existed. 00:15:06.669 --> 00:15:08.690 And I was like, what the fuck, a Snapple Lady? 00:15:08.909 --> 00:15:12.409 But, yep. Table tennis became an Olympic sport. 00:15:13.090 --> 00:15:16.409 Okay. The price of a movie ticket was $4. Shut 00:15:16.409 --> 00:15:21.850 up. I bought, okay, so I took, Mike and I took 00:15:21.850 --> 00:15:24.389 Aunt Mary Do to see Minecraft. Don't question 00:15:24.389 --> 00:15:30.039 me. Okay. I paid over $60. For three tickets. 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:34.480 Just tickets? Just. Why? Because that's how much 00:15:34.480 --> 00:15:37.940 they cost now. It's almost $20 a ticket. Was 00:15:37.940 --> 00:15:41.120 it like 3D or something? No! Low -fat dairy products 00:15:41.120 --> 00:15:43.299 were gaining widespread acceptance. For the first 00:15:43.299 --> 00:15:46.860 time, combined low -fat and skim milk sales exceeded 00:15:46.860 --> 00:15:49.899 whole milk. Okay. i don't fuck with whole milk 00:15:49.899 --> 00:15:51.639 really i don't fuck with whole milk it's too 00:15:51.639 --> 00:15:54.019 milky yeah it's too much milk per milk you know 00:15:54.019 --> 00:15:55.600 what i mean yeah i can deal with skim milk i 00:15:55.600 --> 00:15:57.340 don't buy i usually buy non -dairy milk to be 00:15:57.340 --> 00:15:58.580 honest with you i don't i don't remember the 00:15:58.580 --> 00:16:01.620 last time i bought real milk we we buy two percent 00:16:01.620 --> 00:16:04.299 but we always buy it we don't drink it we just 00:16:04.299 --> 00:16:06.740 cook with it yeah so we buy like the small one 00:16:06.740 --> 00:16:08.940 because it's just whenever we might need it Yeah. 00:16:09.059 --> 00:16:11.000 I think if somebody, like, drinks a glass of 00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:13.340 milk, I officially think you're a psycho. The 00:16:13.340 --> 00:16:15.720 only glass of milk I drink is chocolate. Not 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:17.519 even do that anymore. But, like, when I was a 00:16:17.519 --> 00:16:19.000 little kid, my meanwhile used to try to make 00:16:19.000 --> 00:16:21.080 me have, like, a glass of milk with dinner. That's 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:22.960 coffee milk right there. That's fine. That's 00:16:22.960 --> 00:16:25.620 fine. I'm saying just a glass of fucking milk. 00:16:25.740 --> 00:16:28.679 Yeah. Get out of here. What's wrong with you? 00:16:28.720 --> 00:16:32.960 I'm convinced. Orphan bones. Everywhere. Like, 00:16:33.179 --> 00:16:36.980 if you're, if it's over 2005 and you're still 00:16:36.980 --> 00:16:39.500 trying to do this. Something's happened. The 00:16:39.500 --> 00:16:42.700 show 48 Hours premiered on CBS. I feel like I've 00:16:42.700 --> 00:16:46.600 seen that. Apple sued both Microsoft and Hewlett 00:16:46.600 --> 00:16:48.879 Packard for copyright infringement. And Microsoft 00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:53.200 released Microsoft Office. Clippy! Clippy! Rest 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:57.320 in peace. So, and then Fazoli's. Fazoli's. Let's 00:16:57.320 --> 00:17:00.279 get back to the apps. Full circle. Appy! Thanks 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:02.759 for listening to 30 Dirty and Dying. We really 00:17:02.759 --> 00:17:04.519 appreciate your support, and if you want to keep 00:17:04.519 --> 00:17:06.599 up with everything we're doing both on and off 00:17:06.599 --> 00:17:09.359 the air, you can find information at the link 00:17:09.359 --> 00:17:13.619 in our bio on TikTok and Instagram at 30dirtyanddying. 00:17:13.880 --> 00:17:15.779 We've got affiliate links if you want to support 00:17:15.779 --> 00:17:17.839 the things we're doing outside the show. You 00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:19.880 can get in touch with us, find playlists that 00:17:19.880 --> 00:17:22.079 we've made, and everything else that you need 00:17:22.079 --> 00:17:23.920 to keep up with your favorite millennial podcast. 00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:27.079 Now, let's get back to the show. Okay, so for 00:17:27.079 --> 00:17:30.180 appetizers versus breads bracket. So for apps, 00:17:30.420 --> 00:17:32.799 I have nachos. Wait, I'd like a surprise. I think 00:17:32.799 --> 00:17:34.819 we should just do it live. Okay. I don't want 00:17:34.819 --> 00:17:36.980 to think about it. I want to just do it. Okay. 00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:40.480 Let's start with apps then. Okay. Nachos or spinach 00:17:40.480 --> 00:17:43.769 and artichoke dip. Okay, see, this is hard for 00:17:43.769 --> 00:17:45.690 me because nachos, that could mean a lot of things. 00:17:45.829 --> 00:17:47.289 Uh -huh. There's a lot of different kinds of 00:17:47.289 --> 00:17:48.349 nachos. There are a lot of different kinds of 00:17:48.349 --> 00:17:50.230 nachos. You have a lot of variety with nachos. 00:17:50.250 --> 00:17:51.829 Spinach and artichoke dip is a one -hit wonder, 00:17:51.930 --> 00:17:53.930 you know? Yeah, but it's a one -hit wonder. The 00:17:53.930 --> 00:17:57.210 garlic, mm. It's so good. A big ol' artichoke. 00:17:57.329 --> 00:18:02.529 A big chunk. Artichunk. Fuck me up. I love an 00:18:02.529 --> 00:18:07.240 artichoke. Yeah, but nachos. I'll go nachos if 00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:09.259 you feel strongly. I feel strongly about nachos. 00:18:09.259 --> 00:18:11.319 Now, I like a spinach and artichoke dip. Yeah. 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:13.680 Don't get me wrong. But I just think nachos because 00:18:13.680 --> 00:18:15.660 they're so versatile. I've also had some really 00:18:15.660 --> 00:18:17.920 bad spinach and artichoke dip. Like, I've had 00:18:17.920 --> 00:18:20.339 some really shitty watery spinach and artichoke 00:18:20.339 --> 00:18:22.019 dip. You know what I mean? It's hard to fuck 00:18:22.019 --> 00:18:25.380 up a nacho. Yeah. It's easy to fuck up a spinach. 00:18:25.559 --> 00:18:27.299 But I'm going to need extra sour cream, please. 00:18:27.519 --> 00:18:30.839 Of course. Okay. Then I accept. Mozzarella sticks. 00:18:32.240 --> 00:18:34.779 And I'm going to go out and say Chili's Mont 00:18:34.779 --> 00:18:38.779 Sticks. They're so good, dude. I would do so 00:18:38.779 --> 00:18:44.099 much for a Chili's, uh, what's it called? Triple 00:18:44.099 --> 00:18:47.940 Dipper. Triple Dipper. I do Double Monts and 00:18:47.940 --> 00:18:51.559 then the Honey Chipotle Chicken Crispers. Sounds 00:18:51.559 --> 00:18:57.339 slish. Or Buffalo Wings. Okay, I'm prepared to 00:18:57.339 --> 00:18:59.700 go mozzarella here. Well, you also don't eat 00:18:59.700 --> 00:19:01.680 meat. No, but I like Buffalo Wings and I can 00:19:01.680 --> 00:19:04.660 eat. Like, I like the buffalo cauliflower. Yeah. 00:19:04.819 --> 00:19:06.839 That's good. And I've had vegetarian, I can eat 00:19:06.839 --> 00:19:08.940 vegetarian buffalo wings now, and I really enjoy 00:19:08.940 --> 00:19:11.839 buffalo wings a lot. Mm -hmm. Um, but I don't 00:19:11.839 --> 00:19:14.440 even think of them as, like, an appetizer. They 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:16.279 could be a meal. If I'm getting wings, I'm getting 00:19:16.279 --> 00:19:18.500 wings. Mm -hmm. You know what I mean? Or, like, 00:19:18.500 --> 00:19:20.140 maybe I'm eating wings on the side of, like, 00:19:20.140 --> 00:19:22.119 pizza or something. I don't think appetizer. 00:19:22.339 --> 00:19:23.880 Okay. Mozzarella sticks, that's an appetizer. 00:19:23.940 --> 00:19:26.420 Then we're gonna muster. We agree, because chilies. 00:19:26.500 --> 00:19:28.720 Let's motz it up. Let's motz, because I was gonna 00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:31.759 put the triple dippler. triple dipper on here 00:19:31.759 --> 00:19:34.359 but i wanted to go because there's so many different 00:19:34.359 --> 00:19:37.079 restaurants that have so many of the same apps 00:19:37.079 --> 00:19:40.099 yeah i had to break it up a little bit and do 00:19:40.099 --> 00:19:43.140 more generalized but when i i had already planned 00:19:43.140 --> 00:19:45.640 to talk about specific ones yeah i mean you got 00:19:45.640 --> 00:19:49.359 to give everybody a chance yeah all right onion 00:19:49.359 --> 00:19:52.599 rings chips and queso or guac chips and queso 00:19:52.599 --> 00:19:54.839 i hate onion rings i hate onion rings i hate 00:19:54.839 --> 00:19:57.759 onion rings i hate them i hate onions and i hate 00:19:57.759 --> 00:20:01.910 onion rings Okay. Um, I will go with you. You 00:20:01.910 --> 00:20:06.170 better. But I love onion rings. Fuck you. I love 00:20:06.170 --> 00:20:09.750 onions. Raw onions. Raw onions. Cooked onions. 00:20:09.970 --> 00:20:12.910 Get out of here. Onion rings. Onion petals. Okay, 00:20:12.930 --> 00:20:14.069 you gotta stop talking or I'm gonna make you 00:20:14.069 --> 00:20:17.670 leave my house. I love them. No. Okay. Chips 00:20:17.670 --> 00:20:19.990 and queso. And I don't even like guac, but I'd 00:20:19.990 --> 00:20:21.970 rather eat guac. Yeah, at first I was just gonna 00:20:21.970 --> 00:20:23.569 put chips and guac and I was like, wait, queso. 00:20:23.690 --> 00:20:27.009 Queso exists. Yeah. You damn skippy, it does. 00:20:27.069 --> 00:20:30.200 What do you mean? I love queso. You know this. 00:20:30.279 --> 00:20:33.420 I know. Give it to me with a straw, a spoon, 00:20:33.420 --> 00:20:37.119 and an IV. Triple dip me, you know? All right. 00:20:37.779 --> 00:20:42.960 Loaded fries. Charcuterie board. Say it. I don't 00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:46.859 fucking get, like, the obsession with a charcuterie 00:20:46.859 --> 00:20:49.779 board. I like it. It's fine. Who doesn't love 00:20:49.779 --> 00:20:53.359 a Lunchable? But, like... It's, I don't understand 00:20:53.359 --> 00:20:56.160 why it's become, like, the thing. This huge thing. 00:20:56.299 --> 00:20:58.539 It's a huge thing. My mom loves them. Like, I 00:20:58.539 --> 00:21:01.019 bought her a charcuterie, like, set for every 00:21:01.019 --> 00:21:03.559 holiday, every gathering she wants to do that. 00:21:03.660 --> 00:21:07.279 And that's fine. I mean, I can eat cheese, like, 00:21:07.380 --> 00:21:10.819 with the best of them. Yeah. But I, just in general, 00:21:10.900 --> 00:21:12.839 it's not just her. It's a whole thing. Everybody 00:21:12.839 --> 00:21:14.480 loves these charcuterie. I like a charcuterie. 00:21:14.839 --> 00:21:18.880 I like a charcuterie. But, because it's, there's 00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:22.529 so much you can do with it. Like, I. So for my 00:21:22.529 --> 00:21:25.630 sister's baby shower that we did for her first 00:21:25.630 --> 00:21:27.750 baby. Yeah. We didn't do a birthday or birthday 00:21:27.750 --> 00:21:30.130 shower. A baby shower for the second one. Well, 00:21:30.230 --> 00:21:32.490 yeah, it already happened. Yeah. So. Very close 00:21:32.490 --> 00:21:34.250 together too. Like you still got all the stuff. 00:21:35.309 --> 00:21:38.789 Everything's right in the house. Right. So I 00:21:38.789 --> 00:21:42.069 made part of like the charcuterie. I did a butter 00:21:42.069 --> 00:21:45.730 board. Okay. But like that's fine. It was like. 00:21:46.240 --> 00:21:49.160 I, it was like, I did two different butter boards, 00:21:49.319 --> 00:21:51.400 right? I did like a savory butter board and I 00:21:51.400 --> 00:21:53.000 did like a sweet butter board with like a honey 00:21:53.000 --> 00:21:55.460 and like a fig. Okay. And it's literally just 00:21:55.460 --> 00:21:58.200 fucking butter that, and I had little pieces 00:21:58.200 --> 00:22:00.720 of bread and stuff. Like you can do so much stuff 00:22:00.720 --> 00:22:03.640 with a charcuterie. That's honestly fair. Also, 00:22:03.859 --> 00:22:07.539 we have a code link in our bio for a appetizer 00:22:07.539 --> 00:22:11.160 charcuterie. So yeah, let's pick that. appy hour 00:22:11.160 --> 00:22:13.380 app but yeah let's i see what you're saying the 00:22:13.380 --> 00:22:16.180 diversity does help yes because like loaded fries 00:22:16.180 --> 00:22:18.960 good but you can do so much with a charcuterie 00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:21.339 board lots of meats and cheeses lots of fruits 00:22:21.339 --> 00:22:24.039 lots of veggies that's true butter you're red 00:22:24.039 --> 00:22:26.539 you're right oh i see where you're coming from 00:22:26.539 --> 00:22:28.700 now i'm thinking basic charcuterie board you're 00:22:28.700 --> 00:22:30.680 just thinking at a lunchable right now yeah we 00:22:30.680 --> 00:22:32.180 got your crackers you got your meat you got your 00:22:32.180 --> 00:22:34.859 cheese i mean i'll fuck up a lunchable any day 00:22:34.859 --> 00:22:39.150 yeah all right charcooch Cut my life into pieces. 00:22:39.210 --> 00:22:42.509 This is my charcuterie board. Cool. All right. 00:22:42.589 --> 00:22:46.210 How do you, how are you spelling that? Charcouche. 00:22:46.349 --> 00:22:48.250 Oh, okay. You spelled it correctly when you actually 00:22:48.250 --> 00:22:49.609 wrote it. I was like, are we going to have to 00:22:49.609 --> 00:22:52.369 have a talk? No, I'm just being funny here. Okay, 00:22:52.410 --> 00:22:58.289 good. All right. So nachos, mot sticks. I feel 00:22:58.289 --> 00:23:00.210 like it's mot sticks. I feel like it's nachos. 00:23:00.809 --> 00:23:03.369 And that's saying, cause like I, again, I fuck 00:23:03.369 --> 00:23:06.390 with the Chili's mozzarella sticks, but it's. 00:23:06.650 --> 00:23:09.750 Only chili mozzarella sticks that I like. That's 00:23:09.750 --> 00:23:12.549 insane. If it's any other mozzarella stick, I 00:23:12.549 --> 00:23:15.609 peel the breading off of it. You're a freak! 00:23:15.930 --> 00:23:18.170 And I just eat the cheese. Why are you like this? 00:23:18.369 --> 00:23:20.130 But the Chili's ones, I eat the whole thing. 00:23:21.069 --> 00:23:23.450 Mike won't let me eat the mozzarella sticks. 00:23:23.930 --> 00:23:25.609 Because he doesn't want to see me peel them. 00:23:26.630 --> 00:23:30.230 I just, I have to shed the outer layer before 00:23:30.230 --> 00:23:33.420 I can eat the cheese. Because I just, I don't 00:23:33.420 --> 00:23:35.799 care for them. Should we start sending these 00:23:35.799 --> 00:23:40.740 directly to your therapist? Hello, ma 'am. I 00:23:40.740 --> 00:23:43.759 only like Chili's mozzarella. Okay, honestly, 00:23:43.940 --> 00:23:45.819 I don't even like nachos this much, but go with 00:23:45.819 --> 00:23:47.240 nachos because I don't want to keep picturing 00:23:47.240 --> 00:23:49.480 you peeling a mozzarella stick like a freak show 00:23:49.480 --> 00:23:53.980 monkey. Nachos, nacho me up. Chips and queso 00:23:53.980 --> 00:23:56.500 guac or charcuterie? I really, either one. Chips 00:23:56.500 --> 00:23:58.720 and queso. Sure. I like chips and queso more, 00:23:58.859 --> 00:24:02.980 but I think I probably would eat them equal. 00:24:03.099 --> 00:24:05.980 You know what I mean? Like, just, I don't know. 00:24:06.240 --> 00:24:08.380 Chips and, like, and the thing is, what makes 00:24:08.380 --> 00:24:10.960 the appetizer of, like, chips and salsa and stuff 00:24:10.960 --> 00:24:13.980 better is because it usually is free. Yeah. Whenever 00:24:13.980 --> 00:24:16.180 you go to a Mexican restaurant. Yeah. Like, you 00:24:16.180 --> 00:24:19.839 just get chips and salsa. Yeah. And you, it's 00:24:19.839 --> 00:24:22.640 only, like, a few dollars to add queso or. Well, 00:24:22.680 --> 00:24:24.480 and I'm always going to get that. So, I mean. 00:24:24.799 --> 00:24:28.440 I agree. Yeah. So in the same era here, era, 00:24:28.559 --> 00:24:32.900 in the same genre, genre, genre, nachos or chips? 00:24:34.099 --> 00:24:37.960 I would honestly say chips. Because again, I 00:24:37.960 --> 00:24:40.759 feel like you've got your variety without it 00:24:40.759 --> 00:24:43.420 being, because again, it's really hard to fuck 00:24:43.420 --> 00:24:46.859 up chips and queso or chips and salsa or chips 00:24:46.859 --> 00:24:49.400 and guac, whatever your, whatever your trip dip 00:24:49.400 --> 00:24:52.380 is. It's really hard to fuck that up. I have 00:24:52.380 --> 00:24:55.130 had some fucked up nachos. It can throw some 00:24:55.130 --> 00:24:57.769 weird shit on there. It can get gross. I think 00:24:57.769 --> 00:25:00.069 what bothers me when, so like there's a place 00:25:00.069 --> 00:25:04.789 that we go to, they've become dry. So like they 00:25:04.789 --> 00:25:07.369 have like a cheese sauce, but they also have 00:25:07.369 --> 00:25:09.690 like sprinkly cheese, but they've been like not 00:25:09.690 --> 00:25:12.269 putting the cheese sauce on it. So it's not like, 00:25:12.329 --> 00:25:15.890 I like a wet chip. Me too. And if it's dry, I 00:25:15.890 --> 00:25:17.789 don't want a dry nacho. That's what I'm saying. 00:25:18.109 --> 00:25:20.069 Nachos, you don't have enough control. Yeah. 00:25:20.130 --> 00:25:22.789 It could get weird. Whereas if you get chips 00:25:22.789 --> 00:25:25.859 and queso. You can order salsa. You can get a 00:25:25.859 --> 00:25:27.519 little side of sour cream. I can make my own 00:25:27.519 --> 00:25:30.180 nachos right here. Right. A side of jalapenos 00:25:30.180 --> 00:25:32.400 if you're feeling crazy. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. 00:25:32.440 --> 00:25:35.240 I think it's chips and queso. Chips. I want to 00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:36.819 have some beef right now, though, really quick. 00:25:36.980 --> 00:25:39.039 Okay. I can't believe you didn't put pretzels 00:25:39.039 --> 00:25:42.059 on this list. Wait till we get to bread. Okay. 00:25:42.339 --> 00:25:45.339 Bread time. Bread time. Cheddar bay biscuits. 00:25:46.740 --> 00:25:51.160 Or the Cheesecake Factory brown bread. I've never 00:25:51.160 --> 00:25:55.299 had that. It's okay. Okay. But people are, like, 00:25:55.299 --> 00:25:56.740 rave about it, so that's why I put it on here, 00:25:56.819 --> 00:25:58.460 but, like, I don't give a fuck. I'd rather do 00:25:58.460 --> 00:25:59.759 Cheddar Bay Biscuit. I'm gonna go with Cheddar 00:25:59.759 --> 00:26:01.880 Bay Biscuit. Cool. Call me white trash. See if 00:26:01.880 --> 00:26:05.660 I care. Cheddar Bay Biscuit. Outback Steakhouse 00:26:05.660 --> 00:26:09.779 bread. Okay. Hard to beat already. Yeast rolls. 00:26:10.319 --> 00:26:12.779 Like, the buttery yeast rolls from, like, Texas 00:26:12.779 --> 00:26:15.019 Roadhouse and stuff. Outback Steakhouse. Are 00:26:15.019 --> 00:26:18.470 you kidding? No. I am so fucking serious right 00:26:18.470 --> 00:26:20.930 now. But the yeast rolls are so good. No, they're 00:26:20.930 --> 00:26:23.529 fine. They're fine. Outback Steakhouse. Outback 00:26:23.529 --> 00:26:25.609 Steakhouse. But a yeast roll with like a honey 00:26:25.609 --> 00:26:27.869 butter? Fuck that. Or like a cinnamon butter? 00:26:27.869 --> 00:26:29.869 No, I don't like that. I don't like sweet butters. 00:26:29.869 --> 00:26:31.130 Get the fuck out of here. I love a sweet butter. 00:26:31.450 --> 00:26:34.910 I'm a savory bitch. I'm a sweet bitch. Well, 00:26:35.069 --> 00:26:37.829 it's Outback. Think about the Outback rant. That's 00:26:37.829 --> 00:26:40.789 not this. You can dip the bread into the ranch. 00:26:41.210 --> 00:26:45.490 And it's unbelievable. Or... No. Yeast roll. 00:26:45.609 --> 00:26:48.509 No. It's buttery and delicious. No. It's like 00:26:48.509 --> 00:26:50.630 light and airy. You can eat so many of them. 00:26:50.670 --> 00:26:52.450 Who would have thought that a vegetarian slash 00:26:52.450 --> 00:26:55.130 pescatarian would be coming out so hard for Outback 00:26:55.130 --> 00:26:58.450 Steakhouse? But good day, mate. Here we fucking 00:26:58.450 --> 00:27:00.950 are. I'm walking on the barbie, and I'm telling 00:27:00.950 --> 00:27:03.450 you right now that I want to pick the Outback 00:27:03.450 --> 00:27:07.430 bread. I lay down a lot over on the app side. 00:27:07.589 --> 00:27:10.269 I let you peel your mozzarella sticks and peel 00:27:10.269 --> 00:27:13.660 me into submission, okay? Give me the Outback 00:27:13.660 --> 00:27:16.559 bread. Fine, you get Outback bread. Yes. Soft 00:27:16.559 --> 00:27:19.599 pretzels. Cornbread. Fuck cornbread. Soft pretzels. 00:27:19.700 --> 00:27:21.779 Ah, fuck with the cornbread. I love cornbread, 00:27:21.839 --> 00:27:24.259 okay? I'm Appalachian as fuck. I've had cornbread 00:27:24.259 --> 00:27:27.380 my whole life. But soft pretzels. You can dip 00:27:27.380 --> 00:27:31.660 in beer cheese. And mustard. And then I just. 00:27:31.720 --> 00:27:34.880 And nacho cheese. I just. And cream cheese. Any. 00:27:35.019 --> 00:27:37.160 Anything. Anything. Dip a pretzel in anything. 00:27:37.259 --> 00:27:41.039 If you dip a perfect pretzel into a perfect thing 00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:44.960 of beer cheese, I will just appear. I'm like 00:27:44.960 --> 00:27:50.059 a ghost or an angel or something. I'm a pretzel 00:27:50.059 --> 00:27:55.279 bitch. All right. Garlic breadsticks. We know 00:27:55.279 --> 00:27:57.759 what I'm going at. Fazoli's. Yeah, that's what 00:27:57.759 --> 00:28:01.140 we're picturing. Italian bread with dipping oil. 00:28:01.799 --> 00:28:04.299 I mean, I'll go with whatever you think here, 00:28:04.420 --> 00:28:07.559 but I prefer breadsticks, I think. I like the 00:28:07.559 --> 00:28:09.480 dipping oil, but some of it I don't like, and 00:28:09.480 --> 00:28:12.539 it gives me really bad heartburn sometimes. If 00:28:12.539 --> 00:28:14.380 I'm going to eat just plain Italian bread, I 00:28:14.380 --> 00:28:16.579 honestly would just prefer, like, some good butter 00:28:16.579 --> 00:28:19.339 on it. Yeah. I like feeling, like, fancy at, 00:28:19.359 --> 00:28:20.859 like, a nice Italian restaurant with, like, a 00:28:20.859 --> 00:28:22.640 little dippy. Yeah, it's nice. Let me dip it 00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:25.440 in the oil. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, so I mean, 00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:26.940 I'll go with you, because I like them both probably 00:28:26.940 --> 00:28:29.059 equal. I think slightly preferred breadsticks, 00:28:29.180 --> 00:28:31.460 but not enough that I care to fight with you. 00:28:31.740 --> 00:28:34.140 Yeah, I'm doing breadsticks because Fazoli's. 00:28:34.339 --> 00:28:38.099 Yep. It's not sponsored, but it could be. Fazoli's, 00:28:38.099 --> 00:28:41.640 if you can sponsor us, I will. I've loved you 00:28:41.640 --> 00:28:45.200 my whole life. Yes. It's always been you. It's 00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:47.559 always been you. It's all I ever talk about. 00:28:47.740 --> 00:28:52.420 When I went to, um, back in the 90s, you were 00:28:52.420 --> 00:28:56.059 in my hometown. Yep, same. Loved it. It's all 00:28:56.059 --> 00:28:57.720 I ever cared about. Every birthday. Clarissa, 00:28:57.759 --> 00:28:59.339 what do you want for your birthday dinner? Fazoli's. 00:28:59.339 --> 00:29:01.900 I want Fazoli's. And then when you disappeared, 00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:05.339 it's like a part of me shattered. Yeah. I was 00:29:05.339 --> 00:29:09.440 nothing. There's a blank space in my heart. Yeah, 00:29:09.460 --> 00:29:11.680 and I'll write your name. And then when I went 00:29:11.680 --> 00:29:15.240 to Colorado to visit, guess what was there? Fazoli's. 00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:18.980 She almost didn't leave. I tried to move there. 00:29:19.160 --> 00:29:21.500 For Fazoli's. For Fazoli's. I'm just like, you 00:29:21.500 --> 00:29:24.569 know, I have to stay. Fazoli's. I was the only 00:29:24.569 --> 00:29:26.470 one that ate it, too. Well, my parents would 00:29:26.470 --> 00:29:28.289 take me to Fazoli's for my birthday. It was like, 00:29:28.329 --> 00:29:32.190 I was eating Fazoli's. But they let me go, and 00:29:32.190 --> 00:29:34.390 I was happy, content, bitch. It's my enrichment 00:29:34.390 --> 00:29:37.750 time. Leave me alone. It's Fazoli's. Alright. 00:29:38.730 --> 00:29:41.809 Cheddar Bay Biscuits. Outback Bread. Outback 00:29:41.809 --> 00:29:43.369 Bread. Cheddar Bay Biscuits. Outback Bread. I 00:29:43.369 --> 00:29:47.250 am not going to sit here and let you tell me 00:29:47.250 --> 00:29:49.529 Outback Bread when there's a Cheddar Bay Biscuit. 00:29:49.569 --> 00:29:53.779 Outback Bread. Garlic -y. Outback bread. Cheese? 00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:56.539 Outback bread. I can't have this. We're gonna 00:29:56.539 --> 00:29:57.759 have to do rock, paper, scissors or something 00:29:57.759 --> 00:29:59.759 because I'm not. I'm not giving - Cheddar Bay 00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:03.319 Biscuit? Outback bread. Outback bread isn't that 00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:07.039 good. It is! Honestly, Cheddar Bay Biscuits, 00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:10.160 can't admit. They're good. They're not great. 00:30:10.500 --> 00:30:14.380 They are great! I disagree. Outback bread. Cheddar 00:30:14.380 --> 00:30:16.000 Bay Biscuits. We're gonna have to do a two out 00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:17.980 of three rock, paper, scissors situation. Please 00:30:17.980 --> 00:30:22.329 hold. Hey. Thanks for listening to 30 Dirty and 00:30:22.329 --> 00:30:24.569 Dying, the show for millennials by millennials. 00:30:24.910 --> 00:30:27.710 We get real about chronic illness, burnout, nostalgia, 00:30:27.970 --> 00:30:31.130 and why we aren't exactly thriving. If that sounds 00:30:31.130 --> 00:30:33.450 like you, join us every Thursday for new episodes. 00:30:33.529 --> 00:30:37.029 Now, back to the show. Welcome back from the 00:30:37.029 --> 00:30:40.289 Rock, Paper, Scissors break. And Outback is victorious. 00:30:40.569 --> 00:30:43.289 It's a good day, mate. Cheddar Bay Biscuits. 00:30:43.309 --> 00:30:46.049 Not sponsored, but it could be. It's a great 00:30:46.049 --> 00:30:49.349 day. Good day, mate. Hell yeah. I do love Outback. 00:30:49.660 --> 00:30:51.720 Yeah, it's good. Cheddar Bay Biscuit is so much 00:30:51.720 --> 00:30:52.920 better. It doesn't even matter, Courtney, because 00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:55.700 you already lost. Cheddar Bay Biscuit, you won. 00:30:55.819 --> 00:30:59.599 No. Soft pretzel or breadstick? Pretzel. No questions 00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:06.299 asked. But, Fazoli's, you'll be in my heart. 00:31:08.900 --> 00:31:11.980 Outback bread or pretzel? Pretzel. Good. Because 00:31:11.980 --> 00:31:14.000 if you were, for one second, going to say Outback 00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:16.519 bread, you've seen me. We're never recording 00:31:16.519 --> 00:31:19.559 a podcast again. Oh my god. This is how it ends? 00:31:19.779 --> 00:31:22.640 You've seen me inhale pretzels, okay? I love 00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:25.599 pretzels. But I like them... I don't even think... 00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:27.700 I think of them as their own thing. So if it 00:31:27.700 --> 00:31:30.559 was just doing bread, I would fight for Outback 00:31:30.559 --> 00:31:33.839 all the way. Pretzels are superior bread. Yes. 00:31:34.059 --> 00:31:36.880 So yes, pretzels. Alright, so chips and queso 00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:40.039 guac salsa or pretzels? You already know what 00:31:40.039 --> 00:31:43.779 I think. Pretzels. Right, because you can use 00:31:43.779 --> 00:31:46.240 all of those dips in a pretzel! Yeah, I don't 00:31:46.240 --> 00:31:48.640 think I'd recommend guac, but... Why not? I don't 00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:50.220 like guac very much, but for me, I'm thinking 00:31:50.220 --> 00:31:52.920 the texture against the pretzel. Well, I mean, 00:31:52.920 --> 00:31:54.079 what's the difference between that and, like, 00:31:54.099 --> 00:31:56.619 avocado toast? I don't like avocado toast either. 00:31:56.720 --> 00:31:58.000 I'm a bitch for an avocado toast. I know you 00:31:58.000 --> 00:32:00.819 are. Millennial. Oh my gosh, avocado toast on 00:32:00.819 --> 00:32:03.720 a pretzel bun? That would actually probably be 00:32:03.720 --> 00:32:06.920 really good. I think I could fuck with that. 00:32:06.920 --> 00:32:08.039 I need to go. Because the texture would be different. 00:32:08.220 --> 00:32:12.660 Pretzels win! Pretzels wins! I was so hopeful 00:32:12.660 --> 00:32:15.200 that it would win. I made the bracket pretty 00:32:15.200 --> 00:32:17.160 with pictures. You always make a pretty bracket. 00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:20.799 Courtney is the bracket bitch, truly. Yes. I 00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:23.799 try my best. Yep. Well, now, let's talk about 00:32:23.799 --> 00:32:26.380 our favorite. We're pretty general. Yeah. Let's 00:32:26.380 --> 00:32:28.900 talk about some of our favorite specific appetizers 00:32:28.900 --> 00:32:30.680 and things. Okay. Let's just rap a little bit 00:32:30.680 --> 00:32:33.140 about it. Well, we already know. I love a triple 00:32:33.140 --> 00:32:35.240 dip. Yeah. Triple dips. Triple dip all the way. 00:32:35.240 --> 00:32:37.559 I get that as my meal. I really wish that... 00:32:37.789 --> 00:32:39.650 Chili's, if you're listening. I really, because 00:32:39.650 --> 00:32:42.150 I used to love the triple dipper. Obviously, 00:32:42.390 --> 00:32:46.130 I'm a veggie pescatarian now. If you would make 00:32:46.130 --> 00:32:49.450 the little sliders with like a veggie patty, 00:32:49.490 --> 00:32:52.029 that would be wonderful for me. That would be 00:32:52.029 --> 00:32:54.410 wonderful for me. Please do that. Please look 00:32:54.410 --> 00:32:58.109 into it. Maybe. Because I love a slider. I love 00:32:58.109 --> 00:33:00.109 a slider. And I like the triple dipper sliders, 00:33:00.130 --> 00:33:01.589 like from back in the day. I remember they were 00:33:01.589 --> 00:33:03.759 pretty good. Yeah. Because they have like a little 00:33:03.759 --> 00:33:05.940 onion on it. Yeah. And then like a, like a swat, 00:33:05.960 --> 00:33:07.980 like a ranch, like a swat. It was good. Yeah. 00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:10.980 It's good shit. So trip dips. Trip dips. Trip 00:33:10.980 --> 00:33:14.119 dips are good. Um, I always get the bloomin' 00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:16.759 onion at Outback. Obviously I don't care for 00:33:16.759 --> 00:33:18.400 that. Or the petals. Because it's, because it's 00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:22.160 like a onion ring. Um, but the Aussie cheese 00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:25.519 fries. Oh, absolutely. Their mac and cheese bites 00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:27.420 are also really good. Never had them. Oh, they're 00:33:27.420 --> 00:33:31.789 really good. I don't stray. I, it's always. Onion. 00:33:31.789 --> 00:33:34.089 I'm getting, if I'm ordering from Outback, which 00:33:34.089 --> 00:33:37.289 I do a lot, you'd be surprised. I'm getting the 00:33:37.289 --> 00:33:39.549 cheese fries without bacon, but with extra cheese. 00:33:40.069 --> 00:33:43.569 I'm getting the Queensland pasta with just either 00:33:43.569 --> 00:33:48.930 just shrimp or just plain, no protein. Occasionally 00:33:48.930 --> 00:33:52.470 I'll get the mac and cheese bites or something, 00:33:52.529 --> 00:33:54.309 but that's pretty much what I'm getting. I might 00:33:54.309 --> 00:33:56.130 get like a thing of shrimp or whatever. I also 00:33:56.130 --> 00:33:59.390 love their coconut shrimp. I love their coconut 00:33:59.390 --> 00:34:02.410 shrimp. Yep. Sometimes like if Mike will get 00:34:02.410 --> 00:34:05.349 like the, like a steak and like how they have 00:34:05.349 --> 00:34:07.750 like the, he'll get like steak and the shrimp 00:34:07.750 --> 00:34:09.170 and then I'll eat a couple of the shrimps. Yeah. 00:34:09.429 --> 00:34:11.849 Um, normally I'll get an Alice Springs chicken. 00:34:12.170 --> 00:34:14.289 I used to get that a lot when I ate chicken. 00:34:14.409 --> 00:34:16.530 That was my favorite. I love the Alice Springs 00:34:16.530 --> 00:34:18.829 chicken with the honey musk. It was so good. 00:34:19.050 --> 00:34:23.869 Um, the mushrooms too are perfect. Yes. Um, I, 00:34:23.909 --> 00:34:26.769 they have my favorite dressing ever. Tangy tomato. 00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:31.260 I love the tangy tomato dressing. They have one 00:34:31.260 --> 00:34:33.139 of the only, like, restaurant salads I really 00:34:33.139 --> 00:34:37.780 enjoy. The croutons. Well, that, but the blue 00:34:37.780 --> 00:34:39.940 cheese pecan one or whatever. Oh, fuck off. I 00:34:39.940 --> 00:34:42.179 love that salad. Disgusting. They do, like, a 00:34:42.179 --> 00:34:45.019 really finely chopped, like, green in it. It's 00:34:45.019 --> 00:34:47.199 really good. Well, you lost my blue cheese. Well, 00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:49.760 sorry. Mike will be on board with you, though, 00:34:49.820 --> 00:34:51.599 because he all of a sudden likes blue cheese 00:34:51.599 --> 00:34:55.250 like a freak. Good. I'm rubbing off on him. Look 00:34:55.250 --> 00:34:57.969 at your spouses just becoming one big mean person. 00:34:58.110 --> 00:35:01.670 Would we be called Marissa or Clike? Clike. Because 00:35:01.670 --> 00:35:03.789 Marissa's a name. Yeah, it's a real person. It's 00:35:03.789 --> 00:35:07.690 a real person, but... Clike. There's no one else 00:35:07.690 --> 00:35:11.590 like that out there. No. So, like, I love Applebee's, 00:35:11.690 --> 00:35:14.130 personally. I still really like Applebee's, and 00:35:14.130 --> 00:35:15.750 when I'm thinking of, like, a pretzel... Now, 00:35:15.769 --> 00:35:17.409 honestly, I'm thinking of a pretzel, like... 00:35:18.219 --> 00:35:19.780 Some breweries and stuff have been to have really 00:35:19.780 --> 00:35:21.880 great pretzels and beer cheese. But the one at 00:35:21.880 --> 00:35:23.880 Outback is - The pretzel sticks? I'm sorry, Applebee's, 00:35:23.940 --> 00:35:26.380 is not bad. They're, like, kind of hard on the 00:35:26.380 --> 00:35:29.300 outside, soft on the inside. Like - And that 00:35:29.300 --> 00:35:32.500 Blue Moon beer cheese, fuck me up. But they never 00:35:32.500 --> 00:35:36.420 give me enough. Order, like, three. I do. I am 00:35:36.420 --> 00:35:38.179 like, fuck your mustard, give me all the beer 00:35:38.179 --> 00:35:39.960 cheese you got. I like the chicken wonton tacos. 00:35:40.380 --> 00:35:47.059 They're okay. I always liked Applebee's spinach 00:35:47.059 --> 00:35:48.960 artichoke dip, though. Yeah, Mike really likes 00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:52.699 our artichoke dip. They do a good one. Their 00:35:52.699 --> 00:35:56.920 meal, though, I always get the, like... like 00:35:56.920 --> 00:35:58.780 the mac and cheese, but it has like the honey 00:35:58.780 --> 00:36:02.380 pepper chicken. And I always get an extra side 00:36:02.380 --> 00:36:05.280 of the sauce. Yeah. Because it's never saucy 00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:06.860 enough. No. I used to get that a lot, though. 00:36:06.920 --> 00:36:09.659 It was always really good. I get the Parmesan 00:36:09.659 --> 00:36:11.760 pasta that has the grilled chicken on top, but 00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:14.320 I get it without the grilled chicken. And that 00:36:14.320 --> 00:36:18.719 one's really good. I never get pasta. That's 00:36:18.719 --> 00:36:21.599 like what I get there pretty much now. I used 00:36:21.599 --> 00:36:24.199 to get, they had the, like, Chinese chicken salad 00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:26.420 or something with, like, orange chicken. I used 00:36:26.420 --> 00:36:28.480 to really like that when I ate meat. But I don't 00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:31.880 know if they still make it. Hmm. Good shit, though. 00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:36.179 Good shit. Where else do you like to go? I mean, 00:36:36.179 --> 00:36:37.880 I love a Mexican restaurant. Chili's, Outback. 00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:41.360 Yeah, we're doing all the chains. You hate Olive 00:36:41.360 --> 00:36:43.380 Garden. Oh, Olive Garden. I don't want to shit 00:36:43.380 --> 00:36:45.889 my pants. The bread's okay, but I really think 00:36:45.889 --> 00:36:47.489 it's overrated. It's over... Yeah, like, people 00:36:47.489 --> 00:36:49.210 are all about it, and I'm just like, have you 00:36:49.210 --> 00:36:51.510 been to Fazoli's? Yeah, it's okay. Like, they're 00:36:51.510 --> 00:36:57.050 fine, but... Like, the salad is fine. Yeah. The 00:36:57.050 --> 00:37:02.090 soups are fine. Pasta's fine. Fine. Plain Alfredo. 00:37:02.369 --> 00:37:04.449 No meats. That's pretty much what I get when 00:37:04.449 --> 00:37:06.809 I go there. The Alfredo's not bad. The ziti is 00:37:06.809 --> 00:37:08.769 okay. Like, I like the ziti, but, like, I don't... 00:37:08.769 --> 00:37:10.269 Obviously, I don't get meat, but even when I 00:37:10.269 --> 00:37:11.969 ate meat, I don't think I got anything with... 00:37:12.269 --> 00:37:15.949 I would get the stuffed chicken marsala. I don't 00:37:15.949 --> 00:37:18.309 think I've ever had that. That was my fave. I 00:37:18.309 --> 00:37:22.590 like their stuffed mushrooms. They're pretty 00:37:22.590 --> 00:37:24.690 good. They've got some good apps, I will say. 00:37:24.809 --> 00:37:27.110 Don't sleep on Olive Garden's apps. We just get 00:37:27.110 --> 00:37:30.650 the sauces for the breadsticks. See, we do that, 00:37:30.730 --> 00:37:33.250 but then also they have the stuffed mushrooms 00:37:33.250 --> 00:37:38.760 and they have the... It's like fried... and fried, 00:37:38.920 --> 00:37:41.420 like, pieces of ziti. And that stuff's pretty 00:37:41.420 --> 00:37:44.420 good. I like that stuff. Yeah. We never go. The 00:37:44.420 --> 00:37:46.179 last time we went, we did just get soup salad 00:37:46.179 --> 00:37:49.860 breadsticks. Yeah. I only ate chicken gnocchi 00:37:49.860 --> 00:37:53.130 soup. I ate, like, one and a half bowls. And 00:37:53.130 --> 00:37:55.510 then some salad, but it was all the icky, hard 00:37:55.510 --> 00:37:58.170 pieces. I don't like the white pieces of lettuce. 00:37:58.469 --> 00:38:01.769 The iceberg? I... Hate it. I hate white lettuce. 00:38:01.829 --> 00:38:04.829 Me too. I hate it. And, like, the insides, like, 00:38:04.929 --> 00:38:07.210 the core of, like, the... What's that lettuce 00:38:07.210 --> 00:38:10.710 called? Romaine? Romaine. I hate the core of 00:38:10.710 --> 00:38:13.670 the romaine that's in, like... I can handle it, 00:38:13.730 --> 00:38:15.170 but I don't... I'm with you on the white. I pick 00:38:15.170 --> 00:38:20.130 it off. Oh my god. Oh my god. Do you have like 00:38:20.130 --> 00:38:22.570 a surgery kit that you take to dinners with you 00:38:22.570 --> 00:38:26.369 so you can - Pick things apart? It's just my 00:38:26.369 --> 00:38:29.130 fingies. Okay. When we have like roommate at 00:38:29.130 --> 00:38:33.130 home, Michael cuts pieces off for me and have 00:38:33.130 --> 00:38:36.030 salad for me. Marriage. Marriage. I'll give him 00:38:36.030 --> 00:38:38.190 my icky pieces. And then he'll give me his olives. 00:38:38.670 --> 00:38:41.789 I love olives. I don't know. I don't like green 00:38:41.789 --> 00:38:43.929 olives. I love green olives. I like black olives. 00:38:44.050 --> 00:38:45.969 I like both. Fuck me up. I'll eat a black olive. 00:38:46.010 --> 00:38:48.880 I don't really care for green olives. I like 00:38:48.880 --> 00:38:51.760 a black olive on a pizza. Me too. You know who 00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:53.940 else like black, who likes black olives? Maisie 00:38:53.940 --> 00:38:56.960 the cat. I love that. Yeah. One day I ordered 00:38:56.960 --> 00:38:59.719 a pizza like years ago and she was like trying 00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:01.760 to eat it right off my plate. But then when I 00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:04.719 put the plate down, like a piece of black olive 00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:07.099 had fallen off and she just like ate the whole 00:39:07.099 --> 00:39:09.079 thing. Wow. So then I tested it and I gave her 00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:10.659 another one and she really liked black olives. 00:39:10.739 --> 00:39:12.500 For a while I was buying canned black olives 00:39:12.500 --> 00:39:15.460 and just giving them to her. Not like too much. 00:39:15.460 --> 00:39:17.320 Not when she got sick, but like as little tweets. 00:39:17.619 --> 00:39:21.920 Yeah. Just little olive treats. She really likes 00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:23.860 them. I don't know. That, she likes sour cream. 00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:27.260 She likes mayonnaise. White sauces. Yeah. She 00:39:27.260 --> 00:39:31.300 likes biscuits. Hmm. Bean loves breads. Like 00:39:31.300 --> 00:39:34.179 sweet breads. She loves like cake. Yeah. Maisie 00:39:34.179 --> 00:39:37.099 loves frosting. Oh, yeah. Which they say cats 00:39:37.099 --> 00:39:40.079 can't taste sugar. Yeah, they can't do like sugar. 00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:43.230 But she loves sweets. Yeah, so does Maisie. It's 00:39:43.230 --> 00:39:45.889 weird. I don't think that's true. The sweet thing. 00:39:45.889 --> 00:39:48.250 They have to know. They have to. There's gotta 00:39:48.250 --> 00:39:49.929 be something that makes her want that. But she 00:39:49.929 --> 00:39:53.190 loves bread. All the breads and all the sweets. 00:39:53.369 --> 00:39:56.010 Like, she'll eat all the sweets. Yeah. Vlad likes 00:39:56.010 --> 00:39:59.530 butter. I love butter. But Maisie's a sour cream. 00:39:59.610 --> 00:40:01.210 I gotta give her, anytime I get anything with 00:40:01.210 --> 00:40:02.710 sour cream, I have to give her some. Or she, 00:40:02.750 --> 00:40:05.710 like, riots. They both also really enjoy shredded 00:40:05.710 --> 00:40:09.429 cheese. We gotta pay the cheese tax. Yeah. Well, 00:40:09.570 --> 00:40:11.960 we hope you guys have enjoyed this episode. It 00:40:11.960 --> 00:40:13.840 was a quick one. We know what we want. We know 00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:15.519 what we like. You take us out to a restaurant, 00:40:15.659 --> 00:40:18.360 we're ordering quick. We know. Yeah. It's the 00:40:18.360 --> 00:40:21.440 same things. I don't deviate. Nope. I don't try 00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:23.480 new things. Nope. Give me the chicken strips. 00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:27.340 Give me chicken strips or give me death. Well, 00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:29.679 not you. Fake chicken. Yeah. Okay. If you were 00:40:29.679 --> 00:40:31.360 doing me, give me pretzel sticks or give me death. 00:40:31.900 --> 00:40:34.880 Yeah. Yeah. I feel that. But we hope you guys 00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:36.980 keep rocking and rolling. 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