WEBVTT 00:00:11.700 --> 00:00:14.419 Do you feel 30 dirty and dying? Are you feeling 00:00:14.419 --> 00:00:16.920 it, Mr. Krabs? I'm feeling a warm spot. Hey, 00:00:16.940 --> 00:00:19.179 what's up? I'm Clarissa. I'm Kourtney . And you're 00:00:19.179 --> 00:00:21.399 listening to 30 dirty and dying, a millennial 00:00:21.399 --> 00:00:24.079 podcast that's made for those of us who thought 00:00:24.079 --> 00:00:26.859 things might be a little bit more 30 flirty and 00:00:26.859 --> 00:00:29.300 thriving. But it's not. It's not. And that's 00:00:29.300 --> 00:00:32.130 OK. know we're just having a good time yeah I 00:00:32.130 --> 00:00:34.170 think the best thing you can do is embrace that 00:00:34.170 --> 00:00:36.390 it's not all gonna be roses you're not gonna 00:00:36.390 --> 00:00:39.149 have it all together and that's fine nobody does 00:00:39.149 --> 00:00:42.890 and anybody who says they do big fat liars like 00:00:42.890 --> 00:00:46.189 the movie like Paul Giamatti painted blue that's 00:00:46.189 --> 00:00:47.649 what they look that's what they look like yeah 00:00:47.649 --> 00:00:50.170 what happened to Frankie Muniz is he okay um 00:00:50.170 --> 00:00:54.340 so he F1 he races. No shit just like miracle 00:00:54.340 --> 00:00:57.439 lane two. Yeah. Oh, I love it Yeah, but I think 00:00:57.439 --> 00:01:00.280 like he had an inner. I it's so funny. I just 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:02.140 recently watched a video about him two days ago 00:01:02.140 --> 00:01:03.880 I just realized when I said that out loud about 00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:06.299 the movie. I was like, where is he? Yeah, so 00:01:06.299 --> 00:01:10.540 he raised for the longest time Wow and then he 00:01:10.540 --> 00:01:13.359 had an interview recently where he was talking 00:01:13.359 --> 00:01:18.379 about Agent Cody banks. Oh, yes. Remember it 00:01:18.379 --> 00:01:23.430 was like I'd be curious to see what he's doing 00:01:23.430 --> 00:01:26.810 now. Now that is a is a sequel or whatever that 00:01:26.810 --> 00:01:28.689 I might be interested in saying because he was 00:01:28.689 --> 00:01:31.790 like what happens if agent Cody Banks doesn't 00:01:31.790 --> 00:01:34.329 need to do what he did anymore. And he's just 00:01:34.329 --> 00:01:37.890 like an adult dad. Yeah, just like driving a 00:01:37.890 --> 00:01:39.930 minivan to soccer practice. I would love that. 00:01:40.030 --> 00:01:41.530 Yeah, that would be so great. That would be I 00:01:41.530 --> 00:01:43.650 was like, Oh, please, like a Kim possible of 00:01:43.650 --> 00:01:45.069 that. Like, what happened? Are they still fighting 00:01:45.069 --> 00:01:47.010 crime? Or did they just settle down in like, 00:01:47.030 --> 00:01:50.269 Vermont? Yeah, you know? those those are the 00:01:50.269 --> 00:01:52.469 kind of reboots I want to see. Yeah, navigate 00:01:52.469 --> 00:01:55.790 like the tax code. Well, so as you can tell, 00:01:56.129 --> 00:01:58.950 we are struggling, we're struggling, and we're 00:01:58.950 --> 00:02:01.549 always trying to cope with nostalgia, and all 00:02:01.549 --> 00:02:04.290 that fun stuff. And today, we're really going 00:02:04.290 --> 00:02:07.870 to embrace the being 30 something, by playing 00:02:07.870 --> 00:02:10.909 a little game. We've been doing a lot, but it's 00:02:10.909 --> 00:02:12.789 our favorite thing. Yeah, this is the season 00:02:12.789 --> 00:02:14.569 of our favorite things. And also, I think this 00:02:14.569 --> 00:02:18.439 kind of game specifically. My goal here was let's 00:02:18.439 --> 00:02:20.520 start some conversations a little bit too. So 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:22.800 it can get serious I mean it could get serious 00:02:22.800 --> 00:02:25.919 super serial or just like real doesn't have to 00:02:25.919 --> 00:02:28.780 be like super super serial But it just real talk 00:02:28.780 --> 00:02:31.800 just real stuff, you know, I just want like cereal. 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:34.960 I don't have charms I have some no, I don't have 00:02:34.960 --> 00:02:37.419 anything like that. I'm sorry. I have some shitty 00:02:37.419 --> 00:02:40.900 protein cereal. It's not good It was not good. 00:02:40.900 --> 00:02:44.990 Oh, yeah little spoons No, I don't remember what 00:02:44.990 --> 00:02:47.189 the brand is I just know it's protein cereal 00:02:47.189 --> 00:02:49.729 and I've had good protein cereal this one was 00:02:49.729 --> 00:02:52.430 not so I'm not gonna put them on blast but I 00:02:52.430 --> 00:02:54.810 Couldn't if I wanted to I don't like some raisin 00:02:54.810 --> 00:02:57.169 bran raisin bread crunch. I love me some reason 00:02:57.169 --> 00:03:02.419 I don't like raisin bread So we're gonna play 00:03:02.419 --> 00:03:06.060 would you rather today 30 something edition perfect 00:03:06.060 --> 00:03:08.180 So what I tried to do I came with some questions 00:03:08.180 --> 00:03:10.659 here some would you rather some of them are based 00:03:10.659 --> 00:03:13.419 in nostalgic things millennial nostalgia a lot 00:03:13.419 --> 00:03:18.479 of them are based in how old we feel and Things 00:03:18.479 --> 00:03:21.020 that we would not want to put ourselves through 00:03:21.020 --> 00:03:25.439 anymore. Maybe life Yeah, but more specific sometimes. 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:27.939 Okay. You'll see when we get there. I don't want 00:03:27.939 --> 00:03:30.020 to be surprised. Yeah, so we're just gonna go 00:03:30.020 --> 00:03:31.599 through those questions. Maybe we'll talk a little 00:03:31.599 --> 00:03:33.659 bit about them. Maybe we'll rapid fire a few. 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:36.719 Who knows? We're just gonna have a good old millennial 00:03:36.719 --> 00:03:40.860 chat. But first, we gotta go back in time. Hell 00:03:40.860 --> 00:03:42.960 yeah, we're taking a way back this time, huh? 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:56.439 So 1985. Oh, what a year that I was not here 00:03:56.439 --> 00:03:59.280 for. Neither was I. Now, I think this season 00:03:59.280 --> 00:04:02.860 we've also been trying to do some more diverse 00:04:02.860 --> 00:04:06.520 back in time years. I feel like we, I mean, obviously 00:04:06.520 --> 00:04:10.139 we're going to re... do like for as long as we're 00:04:10.139 --> 00:04:12.259 gonna be podcasting we're gonna redo yeah every 00:04:12.259 --> 00:04:15.419 season we repeat a lot because we we like to 00:04:15.419 --> 00:04:18.819 there's there's no the limit does not exist like 00:04:18.819 --> 00:04:20.920 things we could talk about for each of these 00:04:20.920 --> 00:04:24.519 years and obviously our sweet spot is the mid 00:04:24.519 --> 00:04:27.600 to late 90s and then like the early 2000s even 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:30.620 the 2010s ish that's kind of our sweet spot as 00:04:31.589 --> 00:04:34.410 younger millennials, mid to younger millennials. 00:04:35.329 --> 00:04:38.350 But we love our elder millennials. Yeah, we love 00:04:38.350 --> 00:04:40.170 you guys. So we want to show you some love too. 00:04:40.170 --> 00:04:41.850 So we're trying to do some more of your like 00:04:41.850 --> 00:04:44.649 birth years years that you were just hitting 00:04:44.649 --> 00:04:49.189 the scene. Just hitting the scene. I found a 00:04:49.189 --> 00:04:52.730 website. Okay, that's 10 major events that happened 00:04:52.730 --> 00:04:56.329 in 1985. All right, let's hit it. Ronald Reagan 00:04:56.329 --> 00:05:02.230 sworn into office. Yep. The song we are the world 00:05:02.230 --> 00:05:08.290 we That's one of the songs that I am I change 00:05:08.290 --> 00:05:12.790 the lyrics to for my cat Like you know cuz I 00:05:12.790 --> 00:05:15.589 make up songs yeah my cats and Maisie one of 00:05:15.589 --> 00:05:18.689 her nicknames is which And so I go like, you 00:05:18.689 --> 00:05:22.829 are the Weech. You are the Weechay. And then 00:05:22.829 --> 00:05:24.910 I just like all the lyrics, I Weechify it. Of 00:05:24.910 --> 00:05:27.149 course. Yeah, she loves it. Whenever, if she, 00:05:27.329 --> 00:05:29.750 I'm serious. Like if she like his leg on me and 00:05:29.750 --> 00:05:32.209 I start singing it, she literally just like cozies 00:05:32.209 --> 00:05:34.470 in. That's her favorite song that I do about 00:05:34.470 --> 00:05:36.970 her. I think she doesn't like a lot of the others, 00:05:37.209 --> 00:05:39.910 but she loves We Are the Weech. I love that for 00:05:39.910 --> 00:05:41.790 her. Yeah, me too. I love that for you. Thanks. 00:05:42.389 --> 00:05:47.129 I'm so creative. Apparently Coke. Released a 00:05:47.129 --> 00:05:50.110 like a new formula and it was like absolutely 00:05:50.110 --> 00:05:53.230 not I heard yes I I feel like I remember seeing 00:05:53.230 --> 00:05:56.769 stuff about this like there was a massive uproar 00:05:56.769 --> 00:05:59.569 and then they switched it back Because it was 00:05:59.569 --> 00:06:03.569 so bad The iconic American Highway Route 66 is 00:06:03.569 --> 00:06:07.149 officially decommissioned Wow Good times though, 00:06:08.110 --> 00:06:12.910 I bet good times Ron Fuller southeastern championship 00:06:12.910 --> 00:06:18.680 wrestling rebrands as continental championship 00:06:18.680 --> 00:06:21.600 wrestling. Oh, yeah. You know, I've never been 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:24.019 a big wrestling, although I really enjoy that 00:06:24.019 --> 00:06:31.819 movie, The Iron Claw. I am not a big fan of excessive 00:06:31.819 --> 00:06:37.199 physical violence. See, I am. Wrestling, I would 00:06:37.199 --> 00:06:39.759 not call excessive physical violence. I just 00:06:39.759 --> 00:06:43.480 don't understand what is interesting about it. 00:06:43.629 --> 00:06:45.949 um well i will say that i mean and i can't speak 00:06:45.949 --> 00:06:48.509 to like this but like the wrestling in the 90s 00:06:48.509 --> 00:06:51.910 that was theatrical that was more like we're 00:06:51.910 --> 00:06:53.670 watching days of our lives except they're hitting 00:06:53.670 --> 00:06:58.170 each other more often um so the people it's like 00:06:58.170 --> 00:07:01.069 i i get it but it's just not for me yeah but 00:07:01.069 --> 00:07:03.029 like i like like boxing or something where they're 00:07:03.029 --> 00:07:06.009 actually like i'm not saying that there aren't 00:07:06.009 --> 00:07:08.550 wrestlers who i think more in this era the wrestlers 00:07:08.550 --> 00:07:11.790 were actually like wrestling yeah And it became 00:07:11.790 --> 00:07:14.110 it's become more theatrical as it's continued 00:07:14.110 --> 00:07:15.829 on. I'm not taking away from their achievements. 00:07:15.910 --> 00:07:18.870 They could bust me in half. Any one of them could 00:07:18.870 --> 00:07:21.449 absolutely kill me. Yeah. You know, with a feather 00:07:21.449 --> 00:07:25.069 boa on, it's fine. I'm not taking away from how 00:07:25.069 --> 00:07:26.709 good you are at what you do. I'm just saying 00:07:26.709 --> 00:07:29.110 it's definitely gotten more theatrical the longer 00:07:29.110 --> 00:07:31.449 it's gone on. Yeah. Which is just whatever. It's 00:07:31.449 --> 00:07:32.970 not for me, but I'm not saying it's bad. Like 00:07:32.970 --> 00:07:34.350 even when I'm watching hockey, I'm like, why 00:07:34.350 --> 00:07:35.949 are they fighting? See, that's the only reason 00:07:35.949 --> 00:07:38.149 I would ever watch hockey. I don't know. Like, 00:07:38.509 --> 00:07:40.910 have you, did you watch any clips or anything 00:07:40.910 --> 00:07:44.050 of Canada -US hockey that just happened? No, 00:07:44.110 --> 00:07:46.930 Courtney. And how within the first minute there 00:07:46.930 --> 00:07:49.589 were three fights? I've never watched a hockey 00:07:49.589 --> 00:07:53.870 clip on purpose. Well, we were watching the game. 00:07:54.009 --> 00:07:57.209 I know you were. My favorite, Back to the Future 00:07:57.209 --> 00:08:01.610 released. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Live Aid charity concert. 00:08:01.730 --> 00:08:04.980 Love to hear it. The wreckage of the Titanic 00:08:04.980 --> 00:08:07.579 is finally located. You know, this is the thing. 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:09.699 They probably, I kind of low -key wish they wouldn't 00:08:09.699 --> 00:08:13.860 have found it. Then rich people wouldn't implode. 00:08:14.860 --> 00:08:17.459 It's just with the freaking PlayStation controller! 00:08:18.180 --> 00:08:20.420 I think it was a logitech. PlayStation might 00:08:20.420 --> 00:08:22.120 have gotten them where they were going, you know? 00:08:22.779 --> 00:08:26.500 I like PlayStation. Um, no, listen, it's just 00:08:26.500 --> 00:08:28.660 I get that it's like a special interest topic. 00:08:28.660 --> 00:08:30.920 It's interesting. Yeah, but it's like become 00:08:30.920 --> 00:08:34.299 too much like just leave it alone Like the reason 00:08:34.299 --> 00:08:37.799 everybody fucking dies is like we have to stop 00:08:37.799 --> 00:08:41.480 bothering these ghosts Yeah, leave them alone. 00:08:41.820 --> 00:08:45.059 Yeah, leave Titanic alone. Ghost ship. Yeah, 00:08:45.059 --> 00:08:47.620 leave ghost ship alone. Honestly, I don't get 00:08:47.620 --> 00:08:49.929 some maggot beans The fact that that's the scene 00:08:49.929 --> 00:08:52.169 that you still reference every time is just... 00:08:52.169 --> 00:08:54.929 I think it really fucked me up. I think it did 00:08:54.929 --> 00:08:57.490 too. You talk about it so much and it was like 00:08:57.490 --> 00:09:00.049 15 seconds. I know, but it just... I was show 00:09:00.049 --> 00:09:04.649 shocked. Show shocked. Super Mario Brothers video 00:09:04.649 --> 00:09:07.570 game is released for Nintendo Entertainment System. 00:09:07.690 --> 00:09:11.269 Got it. Speaking of, Commodore launched the Amiga 00:09:11.269 --> 00:09:13.350 personal computer at the Lincoln Center in New 00:09:13.350 --> 00:09:17.029 York City. Whoa. Commodore computers. Yeah. Yep. 00:09:17.289 --> 00:09:19.549 Do you want to know some the Oscar winners, the 00:09:19.549 --> 00:09:22.029 big hitters? Tell me all the Oscars. The actor, 00:09:22.409 --> 00:09:27.009 the movie Amadeus. It's about, um, it's, it's 00:09:27.009 --> 00:09:31.750 inspired by a play about Mozart. Okay. And the 00:09:31.750 --> 00:09:35.129 guy's name is F. Murray Abraham. Amadeus Mozart. 00:09:35.250 --> 00:09:38.129 He played. Yes. Okay. We got his first name. 00:09:38.269 --> 00:09:42.230 That I knew. Did not. Okay. I knew him as Mozart. 00:09:42.690 --> 00:09:45.299 Well, So that he won for that so I was reading 00:09:45.299 --> 00:09:48.340 this list wrong my bad Sally Field won for Best 00:09:48.340 --> 00:09:50.659 Actress for Places in the Heart Okay, never seen 00:09:50.659 --> 00:09:53.220 it, but I know who Sally Field is Best Picture 00:09:53.220 --> 00:09:55.539 was also on the dais apparently it was a bitchin 00:09:55.539 --> 00:09:58.299 movie. You should watch it. I should I will sure 00:09:58.299 --> 00:10:02.460 yeah sure I'll do it report back. Yeah Well, 00:10:02.519 --> 00:10:05.059 I can tell you some sports highlights. It's on 00:10:05.059 --> 00:10:08.919 my little listicle. Okay, okay? The Stanley Cup. 00:10:09.259 --> 00:10:12.820 Yeah, why don't you want to guess in 1985? Yeah 00:10:13.259 --> 00:10:18.399 It was a Canadian team. Is it the Canucks? Is 00:10:18.399 --> 00:10:22.980 it the Maple Leafs? Is it the... The letter E. 00:10:23.279 --> 00:10:27.679 Oh, I'm just like... I have arthritis. It's a 00:10:27.679 --> 00:10:32.259 bad arthritis day. I don't know. Edmonton Oilers. 00:10:33.100 --> 00:10:35.779 NBA championships or champion was the Lakers. 00:10:36.840 --> 00:10:38.759 So I think this was like Magic Johnson was on 00:10:38.759 --> 00:10:40.799 the team. I was like, Cabron! They had their 00:10:40.799 --> 00:10:43.899 heyday. Super Bowl winners were the San Francisco 00:10:43.899 --> 00:10:48.539 49ers. Cool. And the MLB World Series was the 00:10:48.539 --> 00:10:52.200 Kansas City Royals. Have you ever been? Have 00:10:52.200 --> 00:10:54.360 you ever been? Those are not the lyrics at all. 00:10:54.440 --> 00:10:57.980 Royal is? Yeah, just that one word. You got it. 00:10:58.120 --> 00:11:02.059 Popular TV shows. Okay. 60 minutes. Oh, new show. 00:11:02.259 --> 00:11:04.480 Yeah, that ticking clock. You know, that's like 00:11:04.480 --> 00:11:06.139 copyrighted. Like you cannot use that. Really? 00:11:06.360 --> 00:11:09.409 Yeah, just that ticking clock. nice i mean i'm 00:11:09.409 --> 00:11:11.129 not surprised but i guess i would have never 00:11:11.129 --> 00:11:13.850 thought yeah i copyrighted a clock yeah fuck 00:11:13.850 --> 00:11:19.070 everyone uh family ties murder she wrote i love 00:11:19.070 --> 00:11:23.490 murder she wrote you did grandma oh fun the cosby 00:11:23.490 --> 00:11:28.100 show Look, I watched it a lot. My mom, it was 00:11:28.100 --> 00:11:29.899 one of her favorite shows. You know, my mom mostly 00:11:29.899 --> 00:11:32.279 grew up in the 80s. That was her heyday. And 00:11:32.279 --> 00:11:35.700 she loved the Cosby show. So we watched it together. 00:11:35.740 --> 00:11:38.379 She showed it to me. We had like all the VHS 00:11:38.379 --> 00:11:40.759 tapes for like the season. I'm sure. Watch the 00:11:40.759 --> 00:11:44.639 show. Look, it was a great show. Yeah. And it 00:11:44.639 --> 00:11:47.000 did a lot. It made a lot of great strides. It 00:11:47.000 --> 00:11:49.940 was a great show. I will say I've tried to rewatch 00:11:49.940 --> 00:11:52.490 it since you know, knowing because like sometimes 00:11:52.490 --> 00:11:54.970 and I'm I feel like I'm pretty good at separating 00:11:54.970 --> 00:11:57.690 artists from art. Right. You know what I mean? 00:11:57.929 --> 00:12:00.549 Like and I it's fine if people can't. That's 00:12:00.549 --> 00:12:03.009 that's a personal thing. Like you can if you're 00:12:03.009 --> 00:12:06.110 not OK with it that and you don't want to listen 00:12:06.110 --> 00:12:08.509 to them or watch them anymore. I totally get 00:12:08.509 --> 00:12:12.110 it. Right. Some some things I'm better at separating 00:12:12.110 --> 00:12:15.730 just for me. Yeah. This was I couldn't do it. 00:12:15.850 --> 00:12:17.570 I couldn't do it. As soon as you watched him, 00:12:17.570 --> 00:12:20.110 you're like. And it's like the episode that I 00:12:20.110 --> 00:12:21.409 tried to watch, I don't remember exactly which 00:12:21.409 --> 00:12:24.230 one it was, but most of the scenes were like 00:12:24.230 --> 00:12:27.250 he wasn't in them. So it was just like the sisters 00:12:27.250 --> 00:12:29.289 and they're all talking. And I was like getting 00:12:29.289 --> 00:12:30.990 really into it. And then he'd walk in and I'd 00:12:30.990 --> 00:12:33.549 be like, Oh God, just like him walking into a 00:12:33.549 --> 00:12:36.409 room full of women. Yuck. I couldn't do it. I 00:12:36.409 --> 00:12:39.529 could not separate artists from art in that scenario. 00:12:39.629 --> 00:12:41.009 So I don't think I'll ever be able to watch it 00:12:41.009 --> 00:12:44.139 again. Last one was Cheers. I never watched Cheers. 00:12:44.259 --> 00:12:46.539 I watched Cheers with my grandma a lot. Yeah. 00:12:46.720 --> 00:12:48.600 What about Mash? When did that come out? That 00:12:48.600 --> 00:12:51.139 was, that's old. I tried to, I tried to watch 00:12:51.139 --> 00:12:53.659 it. And as soon as that song came on, I started 00:12:53.659 --> 00:12:56.460 crying. And I'm like, wow, I'm just gonna think 00:12:56.460 --> 00:13:01.080 of grandma. Yeah. Because she would, in her room, 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:02.980 like, so she would always go to bed at like 11 00:13:02.980 --> 00:13:04.240 o 'clock at night. That was her thing. Woke up 00:13:04.240 --> 00:13:05.940 at seven o 'clock in the morning. That was her 00:13:05.940 --> 00:13:08.500 thing. Yeah. In her bedroom, she didn't have 00:13:08.500 --> 00:13:13.389 a TV, but she had one of those like Compact DVD 00:13:13.389 --> 00:13:17.590 players. Yeah with the screen. Yeah, and she 00:13:17.590 --> 00:13:21.070 would put on mash So whenever she went to bed, 00:13:21.070 --> 00:13:24.370 I would hear it. Yeah, so like that just it just 00:13:24.370 --> 00:13:26.830 it's like a visceral memory Yeah, and like as 00:13:26.830 --> 00:13:28.750 soon as I put it on cuz like it's on a streaming 00:13:28.750 --> 00:13:32.169 service. I'm like, oh mash Yeah, and I just first 00:13:32.169 --> 00:13:34.830 note tear. Yeah, I remember my meanwhile had 00:13:34.830 --> 00:13:36.789 a lot of big opinions about Cheers Which is probably 00:13:36.789 --> 00:13:39.649 why I remember it like she really loved Ted Danson. 00:13:39.649 --> 00:13:42.769 He played the main bartender um she liked christy 00:13:42.769 --> 00:13:45.429 alley uh her character and then there was another 00:13:45.429 --> 00:13:49.049 cool now right she's dead as hell who am i thinking 00:13:49.049 --> 00:13:51.629 of no she she had some some controversies she 00:13:51.629 --> 00:13:53.110 had some big controversies before she died was 00:13:53.110 --> 00:13:56.490 it more recent it has semi -recent within the 00:13:56.490 --> 00:13:58.889 last couple years at least um but yeah she had 00:13:58.889 --> 00:14:01.789 a lot of a lot of controversies but her character 00:14:01.789 --> 00:14:04.899 and her character was fun um But then there was 00:14:04.899 --> 00:14:07.159 like another female character, I feel like her 00:14:07.159 --> 00:14:08.779 name might have been Bonnie or something, I don't 00:14:08.779 --> 00:14:11.539 remember, who also has like a romantic thing 00:14:11.539 --> 00:14:13.820 with Ted Danson. And I just remember my meemaw 00:14:13.820 --> 00:14:16.000 hated that one, like the character, not the woman, 00:14:16.240 --> 00:14:17.820 like, I don't know. But she had a lot of big 00:14:17.820 --> 00:14:20.480 opinions, and she hated her. And she would just 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:22.440 talk the most shit about this character. And 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:24.519 it was wonderful. I can tell you so many people 00:14:24.519 --> 00:14:27.080 on days of our lives that were just like, dead 00:14:27.080 --> 00:14:31.330 to us. Marlena. And John Black, for example. 00:14:31.549 --> 00:14:33.710 Fuck them. Fuck them. We hated them. We also 00:14:33.710 --> 00:14:36.029 hated Hope Brady. Controversial opinion. She 00:14:36.029 --> 00:14:38.610 was like the protagonist. I watched. It was like 00:14:38.610 --> 00:14:40.269 every day we had to watch Days of Our Lives and 00:14:40.269 --> 00:14:44.690 Passions. Every single day. I watched... What's 00:14:44.690 --> 00:14:47.129 the... It's the bee. Bold and Beautiful. Bold 00:14:47.129 --> 00:14:49.389 and Beautiful. Thank you. You're welcome. She 00:14:49.389 --> 00:14:51.049 didn't like that one. She didn't like almost 00:14:51.049 --> 00:14:52.970 any of the others. I think she watched them occasionally, 00:14:52.970 --> 00:14:55.610 but it was Days of Our Lives and it was Passions. 00:14:55.690 --> 00:14:58.350 And I could tell you so much. Like more than 00:14:58.350 --> 00:15:01.269 I ever want to know. about Days of Our Lives. 00:15:01.509 --> 00:15:03.649 Did you know that Bold and Beautiful is still 00:15:03.649 --> 00:15:05.669 running to this day? Days of Our Lives is still 00:15:05.669 --> 00:15:07.470 running. And I'm pretty sure Bold and Beautiful 00:15:07.470 --> 00:15:10.970 started in 1987. All these soap operas have been 00:15:10.970 --> 00:15:13.169 running since like forever, and they will run 00:15:13.169 --> 00:15:18.830 every single day since 1987. Except for in 2020. 00:15:19.690 --> 00:15:22.049 Yep. Crazy stuff. Because they had to stop filming. 00:15:22.370 --> 00:15:25.279 Crazy stuff. Yeah. in that wild it is honestly 00:15:25.279 --> 00:15:28.100 it's it's impressive like how say what you want 00:15:28.100 --> 00:15:30.899 about them but it's impressive yeah and people 00:15:30.899 --> 00:15:33.820 talk shit about Grey's Anatomy yeah it needs 00:15:33.820 --> 00:15:37.840 to end yeah i've been saying that for a very 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:41.080 long as someone who watched Grey's Anatomy often 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:43.820 i have a lot of shows so fucking over it like 00:15:43.820 --> 00:15:45.720 i haven't watched the last like three seasons 00:15:45.720 --> 00:15:48.679 i have a lot of shows that i really really love 00:15:48.679 --> 00:15:52.350 that i Either one of my biggest complaints about 00:15:52.350 --> 00:15:54.549 them will be it's gone on too long. And this 00:15:54.549 --> 00:15:56.330 is the thing about it I love it. I don't want 00:15:56.330 --> 00:15:59.370 it to end but the storylines get stupid Yeah, 00:15:59.610 --> 00:16:01.570 and it just it goes on too long like the thing 00:16:01.570 --> 00:16:03.429 that makes something great. How many more people 00:16:03.429 --> 00:16:05.850 can die? You got to stop it at some point like 00:16:05.850 --> 00:16:08.409 you can't keep doing this and it just ends up 00:16:08.409 --> 00:16:10.230 being regurgitated of the same shit That's why 00:16:10.230 --> 00:16:12.269 I'm really excited that you is ending. That's 00:16:12.269 --> 00:16:13.789 one of my favorite shows of the last 10 years 00:16:13.789 --> 00:16:17.309 season. That's it I loved it and I it's one of 00:16:17.309 --> 00:16:18.970 my favorite shows probably of the last 10 years 00:16:18.970 --> 00:16:23.100 and But I'm like, it's going on too long. I think 00:16:23.100 --> 00:16:25.700 it should have ended very differently season 00:16:25.700 --> 00:16:28.259 three. That's what I think. That's when they 00:16:28.259 --> 00:16:30.220 had the baby. Yeah, that's when they were like 00:16:30.220 --> 00:16:32.120 living in suburbia. Okay, I didn't watch that 00:16:32.120 --> 00:16:34.659 one. It's a great season. It's honestly probably 00:16:34.659 --> 00:16:36.500 the best. I watched the first one and the one 00:16:36.500 --> 00:16:39.700 with love. Yeah, well love is is in the third 00:16:39.700 --> 00:16:42.070 one. I know, but like the So you watched the 00:16:42.070 --> 00:16:44.470 first and the second season? Yes. So I didn't 00:16:44.470 --> 00:16:46.649 love the second season, but it was okay. I loved 00:16:46.649 --> 00:16:48.889 the first season, obviously it was fine. I think 00:16:48.889 --> 00:16:50.929 my favorite is the third season, but I wanted 00:16:50.929 --> 00:16:52.529 it to end differently. And I feel like if it 00:16:52.529 --> 00:16:54.789 would have ended the way I wanted, it could have, 00:16:54.789 --> 00:16:56.289 the whole show could have ended then and I would 00:16:56.289 --> 00:16:58.190 have been fine with it. Go out with some songs? 00:16:58.309 --> 00:17:00.269 Yeah, let's go out with some songs. Fuck it. 00:17:00.289 --> 00:17:02.429 I'm going to get up the billboard charts. Obviously 00:17:02.429 --> 00:17:05.170 some of these might have come out not 85, but 00:17:05.170 --> 00:17:08.529 they were, they were popping. Topped an 85. Number 00:17:08.529 --> 00:17:11.690 one. Is my favorite song of all time. Why don't 00:17:11.690 --> 00:17:16.390 you tell me what it is corny? Fuck why is it 00:17:16.390 --> 00:17:24.450 Carol? Yes Sometimes I'll listen to it on a loop 00:17:24.450 --> 00:17:27.769 and one time kind of recently I remember it was 00:17:27.769 --> 00:17:29.650 right before we moved out of our last place I 00:17:29.650 --> 00:17:32.210 was laying in bed and listening to that song 00:17:32.210 --> 00:17:35.170 for a really long time and Justin came in and 00:17:35.170 --> 00:17:39.200 he was like, honey It's been an hour. You've 00:17:39.200 --> 00:17:41.559 been playing Careless Whisper. Are you okay? 00:17:42.940 --> 00:17:47.539 I was like, no, just a few more times. Like a 00:17:47.539 --> 00:17:50.519 Virgin by Madonna. Kissed for the very first 00:17:50.519 --> 00:17:53.000 time. Yep. Also by Wham. Wake Me Up Before You 00:17:53.000 --> 00:17:57.720 Go Go. Wake me up before you go go. I Wanna Know 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:01.019 What Love Is. I wanna know what love is. Yep, 00:18:01.019 --> 00:18:03.619 that's by Foreigner. I'm skipping a few here. 00:18:04.059 --> 00:18:14.339 Take On Me. Take on me, take on me, take me out. 00:18:14.440 --> 00:18:18.000 Love it. Can't Fight This Feeling by R .O. Speedwagon. 00:18:18.259 --> 00:18:21.720 Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore. Yeah. 00:18:23.380 --> 00:18:26.359 We built this city. On rock and roll. Yeah, we 00:18:26.359 --> 00:18:28.920 built this city. I know you love this song, The 00:18:28.920 --> 00:18:31.900 Power of Love. It's The Power of Love by Huey 00:18:31.900 --> 00:18:34.829 Lewis. Yep, and the news. Well, obviously because 00:18:34.829 --> 00:18:36.930 back to the future came out that will a hundred 00:18:36.930 --> 00:18:38.990 percent be on there I listen to my like like 00:18:38.990 --> 00:18:42.009 songs on Spotify a lot Yeah shuffle and every 00:18:42.009 --> 00:18:44.589 time that comes on I just like stupid smile my 00:18:44.589 --> 00:18:46.549 face because it just makes me so happy It's just 00:18:46.549 --> 00:18:48.690 one of my happy songs. It's a good song. Yeah, 00:18:48.690 --> 00:18:51.150 it's a good song I I don't blame it speaking 00:18:51.150 --> 00:18:53.670 of because of movies. Don't you forget about 00:18:53.670 --> 00:18:57.079 me by simple minds breakfast club Forget about 00:18:57.079 --> 00:18:59.359 me. You know, I've never watched a movie. You 00:18:59.359 --> 00:19:02.299 have to. It's so good. I can't. It's not like 00:19:02.299 --> 00:19:05.019 I don't want to. I know. You haven't, you didn't 00:19:05.019 --> 00:19:08.180 seek it out. I understand. But you should. Maybe 00:19:08.180 --> 00:19:10.400 we'll watch it together. Maybe. I love it. I 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:12.180 mean, I only know about it because of Pitch Perfect. 00:19:13.240 --> 00:19:17.779 I mean, that's okay. The Miami Vice theme song 00:19:17.779 --> 00:19:21.579 is on here. Okay. Way to go. Let me try to find 00:19:21.579 --> 00:19:26.019 one more. Way to go. Oh, Summer of 69 by Bryan 00:19:26.019 --> 00:19:29.900 Adams. I got my first real six string. Oh, yeah. 00:19:29.920 --> 00:19:32.599 Yeah, I love that song. Like too much. It's kind 00:19:32.599 --> 00:19:37.420 of ridiculous. Hey, thanks for listening to 30 00:19:37.420 --> 00:19:39.839 Dirty and Dying, the show for millennials by 00:19:39.839 --> 00:19:42.140 millennials. We get real about chronic illness, 00:19:42.559 --> 00:19:45.140 burnout, nostalgia, and why we aren't exactly 00:19:45.140 --> 00:19:47.869 thriving. If that sounds like you, join us every 00:19:47.869 --> 00:19:50.250 Thursday for new episodes. Now back to the show. 00:19:50.470 --> 00:19:52.130 All right, so we're playing Would You Rather 00:19:52.130 --> 00:19:56.289 30 something a dish. And this is a mishmash. 00:19:56.390 --> 00:19:58.509 Some of these are going to be good things. Mishmash, 00:19:58.569 --> 00:20:00.289 pishpash. Yep. Some of these are going to be 00:20:00.289 --> 00:20:02.190 good things. Some of these are going to be oh 00:20:02.190 --> 00:20:04.269 my god things. Some of them are just dumb. I 00:20:04.269 --> 00:20:07.329 don't know. Okay. I just you know, we're just 00:20:07.329 --> 00:20:09.470 rolling with it. Yeah, chaos. I tried to think 00:20:09.470 --> 00:20:12.119 of things that would for the bad ones things 00:20:12.119 --> 00:20:14.599 that really hit hard now that we're in our 30s 00:20:14.599 --> 00:20:16.400 okay that like might not have bothered us if 00:20:16.400 --> 00:20:19.579 it happened when we were like 18 okay but 30 00:20:19.579 --> 00:20:23.720 okay speaking of first one would you rather go 00:20:23.720 --> 00:20:26.400 to i have an outing like a game a concert something 00:20:26.400 --> 00:20:30.380 like that with no chairs or would you rather 00:20:30.380 --> 00:20:33.240 go to an outing with no semi -clean bathroom 00:20:33.240 --> 00:20:36.220 that you can get to easily no chairs no bathroom 00:20:36.220 --> 00:20:38.059 this is very different especially because you 00:20:38.059 --> 00:20:41.440 have the crones Yeah, but I can hold it pretty 00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:44.500 well. Well, that's good for you So when you say 00:20:44.500 --> 00:20:47.240 semi clean, is it just a dirty bathroom? I'm 00:20:47.240 --> 00:20:49.680 talking I still use it I'm talking it's filthy 00:20:49.680 --> 00:20:53.420 like it's gross You could use it then I'm gonna 00:20:53.420 --> 00:20:57.200 say I'd rather have a stinky bathroom than no 00:20:57.200 --> 00:21:01.299 chairs Okay, so you I rather like I need to sit 00:21:01.299 --> 00:21:04.819 down Okay, I cannot stand unless it's like a 00:21:04.819 --> 00:21:08.049 short event Yeah, I feel the same way. Maybe, 00:21:08.509 --> 00:21:11.950 but if it's like a full -on concert, I'm really 00:21:11.950 --> 00:21:14.430 worried about Warped Tour. I would be too. I 00:21:14.430 --> 00:21:16.430 would be so scared. I'm genuinely concerned. 00:21:16.450 --> 00:21:18.450 That's why I was like, I got so jealous at first, 00:21:18.529 --> 00:21:19.789 then I was like, you know what, I wouldn't live 00:21:19.789 --> 00:21:22.109 through that. I couldn't do that. I never was. 00:21:22.109 --> 00:21:23.730 I never went. You couldn't have lived through 00:21:23.730 --> 00:21:25.470 it. You can't right now is what I'm saying. Well, 00:21:25.470 --> 00:21:28.509 that's why I got VIP because it has the air conditioned 00:21:28.509 --> 00:21:30.990 space. Good. Because I'm going to need it. Yeah. 00:21:31.230 --> 00:21:34.430 I agree with you. I would rather go to an outing 00:21:34.430 --> 00:21:37.009 where there's no bathroom. Yeah, because if I 00:21:37.009 --> 00:21:41.190 need to shit myself, I shit myself. Yeah. If 00:21:41.190 --> 00:21:44.930 I know that there's either no bathroom or it's 00:21:44.930 --> 00:21:48.950 gonna be really bad, diaper. Yeah, I can plan 00:21:48.950 --> 00:21:51.910 for that. Yeah. I can't plan for like... Standing 00:21:51.910 --> 00:21:54.609 extended periods of time. Can I bring my own 00:21:54.609 --> 00:21:57.880 chair? No. Then no. Yeah. Cannot. I'm with you. 00:21:58.079 --> 00:22:00.299 I can't figure out no chairs. The amount of times... 00:22:00.299 --> 00:22:01.559 Unless it's on the floor and I don't want to 00:22:01.559 --> 00:22:03.140 do that with people around me. No, you don't. 00:22:03.180 --> 00:22:05.960 Trust me, I've done it. I've been in a lot of 00:22:05.960 --> 00:22:09.779 pits in my day and I don't even know how I did 00:22:09.779 --> 00:22:12.920 it. I don't even know how I did it. When I saw 00:22:12.920 --> 00:22:16.019 21 Pilots, I know that they come into the crowd. 00:22:16.019 --> 00:22:20.160 Yeah. And I'm like, I would love to be so close 00:22:20.160 --> 00:22:23.200 to them. Yeah. Shit my pants. Yeah. That'd be 00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:26.259 the best day of my life. Yeah. cannot stand. 00:22:27.000 --> 00:22:30.339 I was in a seat. No, I did the last. No, I've 00:22:30.339 --> 00:22:31.960 been in so many pits. I don't remember them all. 00:22:32.200 --> 00:22:34.880 I've never been. Um, the the one that I did get 00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:38.420 to touch someone was Papa Roach. I touched Jacoby 00:22:38.420 --> 00:22:42.980 Shaddix. I touched him. So he ran so fast. He 00:22:42.980 --> 00:22:45.839 was like, I'm fast as fuck boy. It was so it 00:22:45.839 --> 00:22:49.079 was impressive. Oh, yeah. All right. Next one. 00:22:49.079 --> 00:22:51.859 Yeah. Would you rather not have enough caffeine 00:22:51.859 --> 00:22:55.710 in a day or not have enough water? I would rather 00:22:55.710 --> 00:22:57.869 not have water. I'm gonna have to say caffeine, 00:22:58.170 --> 00:22:59.690 which is crazy. You'd rather go without caffeine? 00:22:59.789 --> 00:23:03.250 Yes. Oh, okay. Because here's the thing. It fucks 00:23:03.250 --> 00:23:05.450 me up. I get a headache. I get my, it's bad. 00:23:05.450 --> 00:23:07.809 I drink a lot of caffeine. But I have noticed 00:23:07.809 --> 00:23:10.569 as I've gotten older in like the last, I don't 00:23:10.569 --> 00:23:13.690 know, three or five years, consistently or gradually, 00:23:14.450 --> 00:23:17.730 if I don't drink enough water, I notice. Before, 00:23:17.789 --> 00:23:19.849 it's like, I don't even remember if I ever drank 00:23:19.849 --> 00:23:21.869 water in college. I don't remember drinking water. 00:23:22.130 --> 00:23:25.970 I don't remember drinking water ever. Okay As 00:23:25.970 --> 00:23:30.130 I like I I was not I mean I drank some water 00:23:30.130 --> 00:23:32.190 but like I don't really I didn't make it a priority 00:23:32.190 --> 00:23:35.250 No, and it didn't matter. I never felt different 00:23:35.250 --> 00:23:37.450 now It's like if I go like two days where I don't 00:23:37.450 --> 00:23:40.849 drink a decent amount of water It's like hey, 00:23:40.869 --> 00:23:44.069 you're about to get a UTI so fucking fast. I 00:23:44.069 --> 00:23:47.950 feel it So it's and I hate that feeling so I 00:23:47.950 --> 00:23:51.619 would rather not have enough caffeine body is 00:23:51.619 --> 00:23:53.619 used to not having water because like even growing 00:23:53.619 --> 00:23:57.119 up like we didn't drink water like grandma drank 00:23:57.119 --> 00:24:00.960 Dr. Pepper all day every day. Okay, never. I 00:24:00.960 --> 00:24:03.160 mean, we drank water. We sort of buying bottled 00:24:03.160 --> 00:24:05.279 water when everybody else did. Anytime I drink 00:24:05.279 --> 00:24:08.319 water sink when I was like, I want to say like, 00:24:08.559 --> 00:24:10.720 toward the 2010s is when the bottled water stuff 00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:12.960 started really to happen. I don't really know, 00:24:13.039 --> 00:24:15.700 though. I can't pinpoint that. But still, I mean, 00:24:15.700 --> 00:24:17.680 we drank water, but we didn't drink like a fuck 00:24:17.680 --> 00:24:20.019 ton of it. I just started to notice as I got 00:24:20.019 --> 00:24:23.579 older, I drank more water. And when I didn't, 00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:26.400 it's noticeable. It has effects on my body now 00:24:26.400 --> 00:24:28.140 that it never had when I was younger. No, fuck 00:24:28.140 --> 00:24:30.500 water. I'd rather not drink water. Well, mine's 00:24:30.500 --> 00:24:34.400 opposite. All right. Would you rather have to 00:24:34.400 --> 00:24:39.200 make a phone call or oh, no, or have to figure 00:24:39.200 --> 00:24:41.640 out how to text someone on Excel like Kelly Rollin? 00:24:42.909 --> 00:24:45.309 I don't remember writing this. I'd rather text 00:24:45.309 --> 00:24:47.589 someone on Excel. Me too, I can figure that out. 00:24:47.750 --> 00:24:49.529 Yeah, easy peasy. I've been pretending to know 00:24:49.529 --> 00:24:51.950 how to use Excel my entire adult life. Oh, I 00:24:51.950 --> 00:24:54.730 took an Excel class. Oh, not me. Yeah. I took 00:24:54.730 --> 00:24:56.230 the class of life. I actually am pretty good 00:24:56.230 --> 00:24:59.269 at Excel. I can figure anything out. I pull reports 00:24:59.269 --> 00:25:01.369 like there's no tomorrow. Okay, Kelly Rowland, 00:25:01.490 --> 00:25:03.849 fuck you up. Yeah, ooh, calls, no thanks. No, 00:25:03.869 --> 00:25:06.369 I would, no. I don't even want to die on 9 -1 00:25:06.369 --> 00:25:09.930 -1 myself. One per day, please. All right, here 00:25:09.930 --> 00:25:13.119 might be a good one. Would you rather have a 00:25:13.119 --> 00:25:15.839 Lunchables all -star hamburger or hot dog meal? 00:25:16.259 --> 00:25:18.279 Remember the hamburgers and hot dogs? Yeah, I 00:25:18.279 --> 00:25:21.880 never chose those. I did Well, well then maybe 00:25:21.880 --> 00:25:23.299 it's a bad one for you wouldn't go from for me 00:25:23.299 --> 00:25:27.680 I guess in my current state. Yes hot dog or no 00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:31.059 hamburger you'd rather have the hamburger because 00:25:31.059 --> 00:25:34.819 Skins hot dogs fuck you up. Yeah, I would rather 00:25:34.819 --> 00:25:36.940 pick the hot dog. Yeah, I mean would I rather 00:25:36.940 --> 00:25:40.740 have a wiener? Yes, but for my my tum -tum. Yeah 00:25:40.750 --> 00:25:43.750 I remember getting the hot dog ones a lot. Like 00:25:43.750 --> 00:25:46.670 I would ask for those specifically. I really 00:25:46.670 --> 00:25:50.470 loved them. Now I feel like they wouldn't be 00:25:50.470 --> 00:25:54.589 as appealing. No. But you know, whatever. I'd 00:25:54.589 --> 00:25:56.170 still rather take a chance. Because how are you 00:25:56.170 --> 00:25:58.009 gonna eat them cold? Yeah, that's what you did. 00:25:58.150 --> 00:26:00.349 You took them to lunch cold. No. Just like the 00:26:00.349 --> 00:26:03.269 pizzas. That's fine. Because we eat cold pizza. 00:26:03.529 --> 00:26:06.289 You've never eaten a cold hot dog? No. You could 00:26:06.289 --> 00:26:08.710 just eat a hot dog. Like a Vienna sausage? Yeah. 00:26:08.839 --> 00:26:10.200 We used to eat those all the time. The answer 00:26:10.200 --> 00:26:11.880 is no, I've never had a Vienna sausage. When 00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:14.220 I was like a little kid, I ate so many Vienna 00:26:14.220 --> 00:26:15.880 sausages. I guess there's no difference between 00:26:15.880 --> 00:26:18.059 that and bologna. I ate a lot of bologna also. 00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:21.460 Sardines. I love bologna. Have you ate Snoop 00:26:21.460 --> 00:26:23.119 Dogg's bologna? Oh, no, you don't eat meat. Not 00:26:23.119 --> 00:26:24.400 anymore. I'm saying where I was younger. Can 00:26:24.400 --> 00:26:25.900 you do a bologna? Like fake bologna? Do they 00:26:25.900 --> 00:26:29.700 have that? Yeah. Do Snoop Dogg's bologna sandwich 00:26:29.700 --> 00:26:32.000 with your fake bologna. All right. We'll look 00:26:32.000 --> 00:26:35.440 it up. It was bomb diggity. Although I would 00:26:35.440 --> 00:26:37.180 use half the amount of meat because I'm not a 00:26:37.180 --> 00:26:39.740 big meat person either like I like meat But too 00:26:39.740 --> 00:26:41.460 much of it gives me the ick. All right. This 00:26:41.460 --> 00:26:44.819 is a three three way. Oh There are three choices 00:26:44.819 --> 00:26:47.240 here. Okay, would you rather have to listen to 00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:50.579 someone talk for an hour straight about? How 00:26:50.579 --> 00:26:53.579 your trauma made you stronger how they only eat 00:26:53.579 --> 00:26:56.940 food for nourishment Or how they cured their 00:26:56.940 --> 00:26:59.160 chronic illness by like snorting essential oils 00:26:59.160 --> 00:27:01.619 or something the first one how your trauma made 00:27:01.619 --> 00:27:04.769 you stronger Because if someone talks to me about 00:27:04.769 --> 00:27:07.589 being healthy shut the fuck up. Yeah, so I was 00:27:07.589 --> 00:27:12.049 how I feel like don't don't Tell me yeah, how 00:27:12.049 --> 00:27:14.809 to be healthy. Yeah, I know I'm fat I know how 00:27:14.809 --> 00:27:17.190 to do it But like like I just I don't even care 00:27:17.190 --> 00:27:18.890 what I eat as long as I eat my boiled chicken 00:27:18.890 --> 00:27:20.490 And I could eat that every day cuz it's just 00:27:20.490 --> 00:27:22.789 for nourishment. Listen, that's great for you, 00:27:22.849 --> 00:27:27.150 Becky. That's so cool. Shut up It's so great 00:27:27.150 --> 00:27:28.910 for you, you shouldn't have to tell me about 00:27:28.910 --> 00:27:32.170 it, you know I think I'm gonna pick - I hate 00:27:32.170 --> 00:27:33.769 the trauma made you stronger thing though, because 00:27:33.769 --> 00:27:36.529 I have so much trauma. Trauma made me funny. 00:27:37.069 --> 00:27:40.069 Yeah, but it didn't make me stronger. I think 00:27:40.069 --> 00:27:42.750 I'd rather listen to somebody about - Yeah, just 00:27:42.750 --> 00:27:44.450 because like I've gotten really good at tuning 00:27:44.450 --> 00:27:47.119 that out. Yeah, I'm not saying look if you like 00:27:47.119 --> 00:27:48.640 essential oils, that's fine But don't tell me 00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:50.640 that you can like cure cancer with them or you 00:27:50.640 --> 00:27:53.099 can like cure your Crohn's with them Or you can 00:27:53.099 --> 00:27:55.799 like don't tell me that if you want to huff lavender, 00:27:55.880 --> 00:27:58.619 that's fine. I love lavender. I love lavender 00:27:58.619 --> 00:28:01.140 I've never seen lavender in real life though. 00:28:01.440 --> 00:28:03.980 Really? Yeah, I don't think so. Huh, but I like 00:28:03.980 --> 00:28:08.140 the scent I also like the taste so like I have 00:28:08.140 --> 00:28:11.160 lavender syrup. Oh, yeah Starbucks they have 00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:13.910 the Oh yeah, they did have the I remember seeing 00:28:13.910 --> 00:28:16.970 that on the menu. But I love me a lavender latte 00:28:16.970 --> 00:28:20.109 lavender matcha. So good. Lavender lemonade. 00:28:20.549 --> 00:28:22.789 Oh, yeah. But I feel like I could tune somebody 00:28:22.789 --> 00:28:25.309 out pretty well with that. I feel like that one's 00:28:25.309 --> 00:28:27.089 probably I don't care about my drama. It's fine. 00:28:27.329 --> 00:28:29.509 I'll talk about it. All right. This is another 00:28:29.509 --> 00:28:32.329 this was another maybe good one. Okay. Would 00:28:32.329 --> 00:28:34.990 you rather bring back MySpace or bring back Vine? 00:28:36.130 --> 00:28:40.440 Fuck. Yep. Vine. I'm gonna go MySpace. Would 00:28:40.440 --> 00:28:42.619 so rather bring back my space cuz I'd like to 00:28:42.619 --> 00:28:45.839 have one properly. I didn't get to have one I 00:28:45.839 --> 00:28:47.619 just have to fuck with my friends. There's a 00:28:47.619 --> 00:28:51.500 it's called face space I know but I want I want 00:28:51.500 --> 00:28:53.980 and I created it. I have one. I want the classic 00:28:53.980 --> 00:28:58.890 vibes, you know Maybe you can't log into. Well, 00:28:58.910 --> 00:29:00.890 no, you can create a new account. Yeah, but I 00:29:00.890 --> 00:29:03.029 don't know. I just I just would like to way back 00:29:03.029 --> 00:29:04.690 machine. I think I want to create a new account 00:29:04.690 --> 00:29:06.910 and just because I know it's music is the main 00:29:06.910 --> 00:29:09.109 thing for my space. Oh, is it now? Yeah. So I'm 00:29:09.109 --> 00:29:11.769 curious of what it is. OK, maybe we should we 00:29:11.769 --> 00:29:14.609 create a 30 dirty and dying my space page? Should 00:29:14.609 --> 00:29:17.490 we do it? Maybe. Maybe. Oh, let me create. Do 00:29:17.490 --> 00:29:19.690 some research. Do some research. I don't know 00:29:19.690 --> 00:29:21.589 what it's like. Would you rather have heartburn 00:29:21.589 --> 00:29:24.569 or have neck pain? Realities I live with every 00:29:24.569 --> 00:29:28.329 day. So I've never had heartburn. Fuck you. Fuck 00:29:28.329 --> 00:29:31.029 you. And I actually woke up with such a bad, 00:29:31.470 --> 00:29:33.470 like, my neck has been bothering me for three 00:29:33.470 --> 00:29:35.269 days. My neck has been bothering me for three 00:29:35.269 --> 00:29:37.210 years. Because, like, I just slept on it wrong. 00:29:37.289 --> 00:29:39.210 Like, I literally, like, had to move my whole 00:29:39.210 --> 00:29:41.470 body to look good. Like, Batman? Yeah. Like, 00:29:41.609 --> 00:29:43.690 I could not move my neck. Like, merging when 00:29:43.690 --> 00:29:45.890 I was driving. I'm like, I think I'm into an 00:29:45.890 --> 00:29:48.089 accident. Because I can't see. This happens to 00:29:48.089 --> 00:29:50.029 me, like, three or four times a week. So I guess 00:29:50.029 --> 00:29:53.220 because I've never had... Heartburn I would rather 00:29:53.220 --> 00:29:56.720 have heartburn Okay, I'm gonna say and again 00:29:56.720 --> 00:29:58.599 that I can just take a pill and it'd be fine 00:29:58.599 --> 00:30:01.279 But like this has been lingering for days. Yeah, 00:30:01.539 --> 00:30:04.900 I'm gonna say I would rather have heartburn Also, 00:30:04.900 --> 00:30:07.980 I get both a lot. I've always had indigestion. 00:30:07.980 --> 00:30:09.960 My dad always had really bad indigestion So I 00:30:09.960 --> 00:30:13.000 got it from him. All my bones are basically broken. 00:30:13.000 --> 00:30:17.660 I have glass bones and paper skin. So I'm used 00:30:17.660 --> 00:30:19.480 to everything hurting all the time and I hate 00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:20.960 it like my whole body aches all the time like 00:30:20.960 --> 00:30:22.740 today I could not sit up straight for a solid 00:30:22.740 --> 00:30:26.920 couple of hours like it was bad um but I really 00:30:26.920 --> 00:30:29.700 love alka seltzer and I take alka seltzer is 00:30:29.700 --> 00:30:32.819 my drug of choice for my heartburn um I have 00:30:32.819 --> 00:30:35.500 like three or four options at all times but I 00:30:35.500 --> 00:30:37.920 love alka seltzer so if I get heartburn it's 00:30:37.920 --> 00:30:40.440 painful I hate it I'm gonna throw up but I get 00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:43.740 to chug me a little alky alky seltzer and that's 00:30:43.740 --> 00:30:46.279 just like a little treat for my 30 something 00:30:46.279 --> 00:30:49.380 ass Alright. So yeah, we agree for very different 00:30:49.380 --> 00:30:52.000 reasons. Would you rather your chain hang low 00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:55.160 or Superman that ho? I'd rather Superman that 00:30:55.160 --> 00:30:57.460 ho. I'd rather my chain hang low. Do it shine 00:30:57.460 --> 00:30:59.680 in the light? Is it platinum? Is it gold? Can 00:30:59.680 --> 00:31:02.619 you throw it over your shoulder when you're hot 00:31:02.619 --> 00:31:05.759 and make it cold? What? Do your chain hang low? 00:31:06.039 --> 00:31:08.359 Is that the chain? About 24 inches and I know 00:31:08.359 --> 00:31:10.940 why that didn't hang. Probably the cold because 00:31:10.940 --> 00:31:15.119 of ice. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Iceman Paul Wall, 00:31:15.279 --> 00:31:16.980 remember with the grills? Because, you know, 00:31:17.180 --> 00:31:20.940 I hope he's doing good. Would you rather have 00:31:20.940 --> 00:31:24.420 to wear a pair of super low -rise Y2K jeans? 00:31:24.420 --> 00:31:26.619 Never, absolutely not the second thing. Or wear 00:31:26.619 --> 00:31:28.640 bootcut jeans with cuffs that have gotten wet 00:31:28.640 --> 00:31:30.420 in the rain? Bootcut jeans that have gotten wet. 00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:34.960 Agreed. I will never, never, never go back. Nope. 00:31:35.339 --> 00:31:38.339 Absolutely not. We will not go back to low -rise. 00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:41.200 Fuck that. My fat is hanging out. That is not 00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:43.599 cute. No. Absolutely not. I couldn't do it then. 00:31:43.799 --> 00:31:45.380 No, I didn't do it then either. I couldn't do 00:31:45.380 --> 00:31:47.259 it then. I just wore regular pants. Yeah, I bought 00:31:47.259 --> 00:31:49.200 the highest -waisted ones I could find. Which 00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:51.039 were normal. I bought, like, mom jeans from Old 00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:53.000 Navy. Yeah, just regular. And they were almost 00:31:53.000 --> 00:31:54.900 always boot -cut. I did have skinny jeans, don't 00:31:54.900 --> 00:31:57.220 get me wrong. Yeah. But... Mine wore boot -cut 00:31:57.220 --> 00:32:00.619 until, like, later in life. Really? Yeah, like, 00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:03.529 I wore boot -cut... Until like high school. I 00:32:03.529 --> 00:32:05.589 wore bootcut like in the early 2000s like in 00:32:05.589 --> 00:32:07.509 like elementary and early middle school And then 00:32:07.509 --> 00:32:09.390 I went you know emo kid non -conforming as can 00:32:09.390 --> 00:32:12.089 be and I wore skinny jeans pretty exclusively 00:32:12.089 --> 00:32:14.509 And then when I got to high school it was like 00:32:14.509 --> 00:32:17.269 a mixture, but I still kind of always preferred 00:32:17.269 --> 00:32:20.670 if I'm being honest Bootcut jeans. I always thought 00:32:20.670 --> 00:32:23.369 they looked better on me I just like them and 00:32:23.369 --> 00:32:26.029 I was used to them getting wet but man the combo 00:32:26.029 --> 00:32:30.630 of Wet bootcut jeans and wet uggs I can still 00:32:30.630 --> 00:32:33.759 feel it yeah and i hate it so that would be hard 00:32:33.759 --> 00:32:38.740 see might cause some slosh pants i love that 00:32:38.740 --> 00:32:43.039 that was good okay but yeah boot or yeah boot 00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:46.940 cut wet wet boot cuts yep agreed agreed would 00:32:46.940 --> 00:32:50.400 you rather have to go hiking or go to a crowded 00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:54.259 dance club full of 20 year olds hiking no i'm 00:32:54.259 --> 00:32:56.140 picking the dance club absolutely you don't have 00:32:56.140 --> 00:32:59.319 to dance I've been to several of these. And you 00:32:59.319 --> 00:33:01.759 don't have to hike a mountain. You can hike something 00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:03.599 flat. I don't like to be outdoors. I'd rather 00:33:03.599 --> 00:33:07.119 be indoors. I'd walk. It's fine. No, I'd rather 00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:11.099 be as long as it's not hot. And it's shaded. 00:33:11.200 --> 00:33:13.859 See, I don't I don't like the outdoors. So I'm 00:33:13.859 --> 00:33:17.900 gonna I'd rather be indoors. You never get harmed. 00:33:18.559 --> 00:33:21.299 Would you rather he buy you a drink or buy you 00:33:21.299 --> 00:33:24.500 some cheese fries? Cheese fries. Yeah, agreed. 00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:26.960 Back in the day, I would have probably said drank. 00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:30.859 Yeah, I would have said drank wished for cheese 00:33:30.859 --> 00:33:33.380 fries inside. But you can't say that out loud 00:33:33.380 --> 00:33:37.240 because diet culture. Yeah, cheese fries, extra 00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:39.740 cheese, no bacon. But I don't know I could go 00:33:39.740 --> 00:33:43.279 for margarita. Nah. I love a Marg. You know, 00:33:43.279 --> 00:33:45.980 I realized though, I don't I don't know. I didn't 00:33:45.980 --> 00:33:49.059 pay for my own drinks very much. I never humble 00:33:49.059 --> 00:33:53.759 brag. I never went out. I did. I had I went to 00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:57.359 the bar for like the first time with Mike. That's 00:33:57.359 --> 00:33:59.660 hilarious. I had like boyfriends, though. Like, 00:33:59.740 --> 00:34:01.940 so that's why I didn't. It wasn't just like random 00:34:01.940 --> 00:34:06.799 guys. It was like I went with people. Yeah. Usually 00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:08.719 like people that I was actually with. So it was 00:34:08.719 --> 00:34:11.900 expected. But yeah, cheese fries, I would have 00:34:11.900 --> 00:34:14.820 preferred. At a certain point, I remember I started 00:34:14.820 --> 00:34:18.199 asking for pretzels. More than I started asking 00:34:18.199 --> 00:34:20.719 for drinks. Yeah, that's when I knew I was getting 00:34:20.719 --> 00:34:23.679 older. Would you rather have to online date again 00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:26.719 or have to cite an essay properly again? Cite 00:34:26.719 --> 00:34:29.719 an essay properly. I think I would rather online 00:34:29.719 --> 00:34:35.539 date just to catfish. I just want to have the 00:34:35.539 --> 00:34:38.480 experience. I'm sorry if you've ever been personally 00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:41.199 victimized by a catfish. And apparently a lot 00:34:41.199 --> 00:34:43.139 of you fucking have. And they still do. Yeah. 00:34:43.219 --> 00:34:45.969 Because catfish is still a shit. Yeah. Neve is 00:34:45.969 --> 00:34:48.969 still raking it in. He got into a very bad. I 00:34:48.969 --> 00:34:51.250 know but he's okay. Yeah, he's doing okay Yeah, 00:34:51.250 --> 00:34:53.750 that was scary like broke his back. Yeah, it 00:34:53.750 --> 00:34:56.710 was bad neck. I I think it was his neck, but 00:34:56.710 --> 00:35:01.130 it was like crazy spot He's like walking around 00:35:01.130 --> 00:35:03.190 now. Yeah, he's fine. Yeah, he's like fine. Yeah, 00:35:03.190 --> 00:35:05.110 which is great I mean, it's like a miracle. That's 00:35:05.110 --> 00:35:07.230 fantastic. He's kids. You know, it's good that 00:35:07.230 --> 00:35:12.429 he's you know, fine. Yeah But yeah, I I would 00:35:12.429 --> 00:35:15.690 rather I'd like to catfish Not seriously, I wouldn't 00:35:15.690 --> 00:35:18.489 drag you along for years. I mean, maybe I guess 00:35:18.489 --> 00:35:21.869 things get out of hand quick. Okay, let's let 00:35:21.869 --> 00:35:23.989 me ask a question. Yeah, sure. Clarifying question 00:35:23.989 --> 00:35:27.469 for this online dating. Do I actually have to 00:35:27.469 --> 00:35:30.690 go on the dates? I'm not planning to. I can just 00:35:30.690 --> 00:35:33.070 talk to people and have attention? Yeah, I guess 00:35:33.070 --> 00:35:36.010 you could. Then I'd rather do that. Okay. I don't 00:35:36.010 --> 00:35:38.030 want to cite an essay anymore. I want to I'd 00:35:38.030 --> 00:35:39.690 love to write. I don't want to write an essay. 00:35:40.070 --> 00:35:42.070 If someone gives me an essay to cite, I'll do 00:35:42.070 --> 00:35:44.170 that. I see. I'm not writing the essay. Flip 00:35:44.170 --> 00:35:46.110 it and reverse it. I would write an essay right 00:35:46.110 --> 00:35:49.110 now. I don't want to cite it. I don't like doing 00:35:49.110 --> 00:35:51.510 that. I'll cite the sources. I can, but I don't 00:35:51.510 --> 00:35:54.949 want to. No. I don't want to like actually date 00:35:54.949 --> 00:35:57.969 men. No. I'm going to be like, oh man, my car 00:35:57.969 --> 00:36:00.329 broke down and then I got shot. Can't make it. 00:36:01.130 --> 00:36:07.110 My block. No one's ever getting my number. No. 00:36:07.170 --> 00:36:09.469 Absolutely not. 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Would 00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:39.019 you rather dive dysentery or not make it across 00:36:39.019 --> 00:36:40.619 the river? What do you mean not make it across 00:36:40.619 --> 00:36:41.880 the river? Remember the river crossings? You'd 00:36:41.880 --> 00:36:44.480 have to either cock the wagon, forge the river, 00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:47.260 or wait for the ferry and pay five dollars? The 00:36:47.260 --> 00:36:49.599 fact that you remember that specifically. I played 00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:55.260 Oregon Trail a lot. I was super into it. So will 00:36:55.260 --> 00:36:58.400 I throw up with dysentery? Yeah. Then I would 00:36:58.400 --> 00:37:04.280 rather drown. If I was guaranteed not to throw 00:37:04.280 --> 00:37:07.579 up and it was just like shit shit You're shitting 00:37:07.579 --> 00:37:09.460 your pants, but I can't promise you you won't 00:37:09.460 --> 00:37:11.119 throw up if you can't promise me I won't throw 00:37:11.119 --> 00:37:13.960 up then I'm going to drown. Okay. Okay. That 00:37:13.960 --> 00:37:17.980 sounds like a threat Okay, I'll talk to my therapist 00:37:17.980 --> 00:37:21.159 about this if you should Friday, can you call 00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:23.400 me in on this? I just like to listen just like 00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:25.920 dial me and just be like I'll be real quiet. 00:37:25.920 --> 00:37:30.519 I just want to listen I'm gonna do the opposite 00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:33.280 because i remember i'd rather die of dysentery 00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:37.980 um i when i would drown crossing the river in 00:37:37.980 --> 00:37:40.539 oregon trail when i would like not make it i 00:37:40.539 --> 00:37:43.820 would get so mad i remember just being furious 00:37:43.820 --> 00:37:47.960 every time so i yeah see here's the thing like 00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:51.739 i would if i didn't throw up and it was just 00:37:51.739 --> 00:37:56.170 tummy like Diarrhea is and dehydration and then 00:37:56.170 --> 00:37:58.190 I die. Let me just see. I'll double check for 00:37:58.190 --> 00:38:00.269 you. I live that life. I know you do, you know, 00:38:00.550 --> 00:38:03.949 so like if it's just dysentery poops, sure. Okay. 00:38:04.349 --> 00:38:07.590 Pain areas in the abdomen. Okay. Already have 00:38:07.590 --> 00:38:11.750 that symptoms. Blood in stool, diarrhea, indigestion, 00:38:12.030 --> 00:38:15.349 nausea, vomiting. Oh, no. Gone. Yeah. Done. Yep. 00:38:15.650 --> 00:38:18.699 Drown. So Yeah, I'm picking the opposite because 00:38:18.699 --> 00:38:20.780 again, I just remember how mad I would get when, 00:38:21.039 --> 00:38:24.280 you know, don't ever try to forge the river. 00:38:25.000 --> 00:38:28.079 It never works. You know, and sometimes it's 00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:29.679 like you think cocking the wagon is going to 00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:32.659 do it and then you just tip right over and you'll 00:38:32.659 --> 00:38:36.360 be so close. I would see. I'm still mad. Would 00:38:36.360 --> 00:38:40.039 you rather have all of your neopets die or have 00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:44.480 one Tamagotchi die? One Tamagotchi. I agree. 00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:47.320 Because then you can just redo it. I would get 00:38:47.320 --> 00:38:48.559 really - But then you'd have to create a new 00:38:48.559 --> 00:38:50.480 Neopet, and that's too much work. Yeah, I would 00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:52.619 get really attached to my Tamagotchi, so it is 00:38:52.619 --> 00:38:55.539 hard. But I would get more attached to my Neopets. 00:38:55.679 --> 00:39:00.940 I was a Neopets bitch. I loved Ne -o -bia. Is 00:39:00.940 --> 00:39:02.099 that what it was called? I don't know. I'm gonna 00:39:02.099 --> 00:39:05.920 go home and log in. Okay. Would you rather - 00:39:05.960 --> 00:39:09.000 Forget to set an alarm. I've done that. Continue. 00:39:09.139 --> 00:39:11.579 I did it this week. Would you rather forget to 00:39:11.579 --> 00:39:13.960 set an alarm or would you rather have to get 00:39:13.960 --> 00:39:15.920 gas in the morning that you should have gotten 00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:18.400 last night? I did that this morning. Oh, look 00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:22.179 at us. Just fucking up our whole lives. Get gas 00:39:22.179 --> 00:39:24.239 in the morning. I would rather forget to set 00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:26.860 an alarm. No, because like the chances of me 00:39:26.860 --> 00:39:29.780 being super late because the alarm versus a little 00:39:29.780 --> 00:39:32.460 bit late because of the gas. I just I really 00:39:32.460 --> 00:39:35.099 hate having to get gas in the morning. Like it's 00:39:35.099 --> 00:39:37.239 it's It's really annoying to me. So I think I'd 00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:39.460 rather just like take the L and forget to set 00:39:39.460 --> 00:39:42.340 my alarm. Would you rather wake up with fully 00:39:42.340 --> 00:39:46.059 gray hair or wake up with very deep crow's feet? 00:39:46.239 --> 00:39:49.460 Gray hair. I think so too. I would love to go 00:39:49.460 --> 00:39:51.980 silver gray. Yeah, you've said that before. Yeah. 00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:53.260 I think it would look really good. I think it 00:39:53.260 --> 00:39:55.400 would look really good with your the way you're 00:39:55.400 --> 00:39:58.139 doing your hair now. It would look really good. 00:39:58.380 --> 00:40:00.199 Although today's bad hair day. I think your hair 00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:01.579 looks great. Well, thank you. I think it was 00:40:01.579 --> 00:40:03.610 really good. I didn't like it. It looks wonderful. 00:40:03.710 --> 00:40:05.250 I'm trying different things. I thought it looked 00:40:05.250 --> 00:40:07.190 great. I think I'm gonna try I'm trying some 00:40:07.190 --> 00:40:08.869 new things to not this isn't a great example. 00:40:08.909 --> 00:40:10.369 I just got out of the shower before you got here. 00:40:10.610 --> 00:40:12.650 But when I've been doing my hair, I've been doing 00:40:12.650 --> 00:40:13.829 some different things. I think I'm going to try 00:40:13.829 --> 00:40:16.030 to get my curls back. I used to have really curly 00:40:16.030 --> 00:40:19.469 hair when I was a kid. And then I don't know 00:40:19.469 --> 00:40:24.329 society. Swoop bang, you get it. I straighten 00:40:24.329 --> 00:40:26.030 my hair to death. I put chemicals in it because 00:40:26.030 --> 00:40:29.690 I wanted it to be straight. And I want it to 00:40:29.690 --> 00:40:32.329 be curly again. So I'm going to look at some 00:40:32.329 --> 00:40:34.989 stuff. All you have to do with what I'm looking 00:40:34.989 --> 00:40:39.329 at right now. One, don't brush it. I know. But 00:40:39.329 --> 00:40:41.409 use a curl cream and diffuse it and you'll have 00:40:41.409 --> 00:40:43.809 curls easy. You won't have to do a whole lot. 00:40:44.110 --> 00:40:46.050 I'm just going to get a couple different products 00:40:46.050 --> 00:40:48.530 that are geared towards it just so I can try 00:40:48.530 --> 00:40:52.050 to like all my bases. But in general, that's 00:40:52.050 --> 00:40:54.199 basically it. But yeah, I think I'm gonna try 00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:56.719 to get my curls back. It's a journey and I'm 00:40:56.719 --> 00:40:59.000 on it. Would you rather have a calcium deficiency 00:40:59.000 --> 00:41:01.579 or an iron deficiency? I'm already iron deficient, 00:41:01.579 --> 00:41:04.239 that's fine. I'm pretty sure I have both. Um, 00:41:04.420 --> 00:41:06.900 I guess calcium just because I'm so used to my 00:41:06.900 --> 00:41:11.320 bones busted up. I'm used to being tired. Yeah. 00:41:11.619 --> 00:41:13.900 So it's fine. I got some, I got some new iron 00:41:13.900 --> 00:41:16.059 supplements to try. Iron supplements hurt my 00:41:16.059 --> 00:41:19.539 stomach so bad. I bet they, I got sublingual 00:41:19.539 --> 00:41:22.460 liquids. You just put them on your tongue. Yeah, 00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:24.199 my mom is big on the vitamins. My poop turned 00:41:24.199 --> 00:41:30.159 black and I was in pain. That's, no. No, that's 00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:32.719 bad. Yeah. That's real bad. Yeah. That's dead 00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:36.420 bad. Okay, would you rather pull an all -nighter, 00:41:36.519 --> 00:41:38.840 sober, and then have to go to work? I'm just 00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:40.480 making a point that you are sober. This isn't 00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:43.780 to party. Or would you rather wake up with a 00:41:43.780 --> 00:41:46.980 terrible hangover and then go to work? Oh, pull 00:41:46.980 --> 00:41:50.000 an all -nighter. I think I'd rather do the hangover. 00:41:50.139 --> 00:41:52.889 I know these streets. I don't. I haven't had 00:41:52.889 --> 00:41:55.110 to do it in a long time and my hangovers are 00:41:55.110 --> 00:41:58.510 worse now, but I can do this. I've never been 00:41:58.510 --> 00:42:06.010 hungover. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. To me when 00:42:06.010 --> 00:42:08.369 you say that it's the same energy as like the, 00:42:08.510 --> 00:42:12.389 I only eat food for nourishment. I love my plain 00:42:12.389 --> 00:42:14.949 ass chicken. It's so good. When you say I've 00:42:14.949 --> 00:42:16.449 never been hungover, I just want to hit you in 00:42:16.449 --> 00:42:20.210 the face. I love you so much, but I do. Sorry. 00:42:20.489 --> 00:42:23.219 It's alright. We had different lives. Yeah, we 00:42:23.219 --> 00:42:27.599 did. Would you rather hang with... What's the 00:42:27.599 --> 00:42:30.539 lemur's name? Zubumafoo? Zubumafoo. I always 00:42:30.539 --> 00:42:34.460 mispronounce it. Or Wishbone. Wishbone? Yeah. 00:42:35.099 --> 00:42:39.519 I love literature. Well, I thought it was history. 00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:43.019 I love both. Literature and history. I feel like 00:42:43.019 --> 00:42:46.099 I would probably learn more from Wishbone. I 00:42:46.099 --> 00:42:49.639 mean, for sure. Yeah. But also he's a smaller 00:42:49.639 --> 00:42:51.239 dog, so I'm okay with that. Oh, yeah, because 00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:53.440 you don't really like dogs. I love dogs. If it 00:42:53.440 --> 00:42:56.460 was a fucking Great Dane, absolutely not. Give 00:42:56.460 --> 00:42:58.159 me some moves. You mean the dog that you have? 00:42:58.639 --> 00:43:01.320 He's not a Great Dane. He's something. He doesn't 00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:03.280 have Dane in him. Are you sure? Yeah, positive. 00:43:03.480 --> 00:43:06.199 I can tell you who he is. Wow. That's crazy. 00:43:06.280 --> 00:43:08.519 I was sure he did. This one I'm going to have 00:43:08.519 --> 00:43:10.659 to have you take a trip in your mind back in 00:43:10.659 --> 00:43:13.909 time to simpler days. Okay. Would you rather 00:43:13.909 --> 00:43:15.949 drop your phone in the middle of class and have 00:43:15.949 --> 00:43:19.769 the battery fly out? Remember that? Yes. Or would 00:43:19.769 --> 00:43:23.570 you rather have a portable CD player that skips 00:43:23.570 --> 00:43:29.909 the entire bus ride home? I guess the phone. 00:43:30.190 --> 00:43:32.789 It's momentary. It's momentary. I can fix it 00:43:32.789 --> 00:43:35.110 quickly. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing, 00:43:35.110 --> 00:43:37.570 but if I can't listen to my music the whole way 00:43:37.570 --> 00:43:40.369 home. Yeah. Nah, yeah, I think I'd rather have 00:43:40.369 --> 00:43:42.429 my phone. I agree with you. It's like I'll take 00:43:42.429 --> 00:43:46.250 that L. Yeah, it's fine But I need to be able 00:43:46.250 --> 00:43:49.449 to listen to my happy ending by Avril Lavigne 00:43:49.449 --> 00:43:51.269 All right, would you rather have to file your 00:43:51.269 --> 00:43:55.769 taxes with no help or? Write a cover letter and 00:43:55.769 --> 00:43:58.690 copy your resume into individual sections I have 00:43:58.690 --> 00:44:01.510 not applied to jobs if they request a hundred 00:44:01.510 --> 00:44:05.849 percent same I When you say do my taxes myself? 00:44:05.849 --> 00:44:10.820 Yeah Turbo tax no no help. Oh See, this is where 00:44:10.820 --> 00:44:13.000 I as much as I hate the job stuff I guess I'd 00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:15.519 have to do the job stuff because fuck up the 00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:18.519 taxes so hard you call me Wesley Snipes I am 00:44:18.519 --> 00:44:21.099 going to jail like I can't even do simple math 00:44:21.099 --> 00:44:24.119 if I can't do it's like even turbo tax or some 00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:26.739 type of no where Then I'm a hundred percent. 00:44:26.739 --> 00:44:28.340 I'm just gonna have to fucking write a cover 00:44:28.340 --> 00:44:31.360 letter. I guess yep and re -enter. Oh, I hate 00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:34.539 it I mean, I just copy and paste. It's just so 00:44:34.539 --> 00:44:36.820 infuriating. Yeah, I hate it so much. Yeah. Jobs 00:44:36.820 --> 00:44:38.519 need to stop doing that. They really do. Guys, 00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:41.519 listen, stop it. If you, if it's, it's, it should 00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:46.739 be either or. Yep. Upload or put in this information. 00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:52.019 Yeah. Not both. Yeah. Alright, last one. Would 00:44:52.019 --> 00:44:54.440 you rather eat food for dinner? You know is gonna 00:44:54.440 --> 00:44:57.320 give you an upset stomach. I ate Taco Bell yesterday. 00:44:57.599 --> 00:44:59.920 Yep, so I get a quesadilla today. Or have drinks 00:44:59.920 --> 00:45:04.320 you know will give you a headache. Tummy probes. 00:45:04.500 --> 00:45:07.519 Same. Because I already have it. Yeah. Yeah, 00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:10.519 same. It's gonna happen no matter what. And also, 00:45:11.519 --> 00:45:14.920 like, when I get it, I'll get a migraine. Yeah. 00:45:14.920 --> 00:45:17.639 And that could take me out for days. That's you 00:45:17.639 --> 00:45:20.280 know, like I mean, I could take medicine, whatever, 00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:22.300 but sometimes it doesn't work. Depends on like 00:45:22.300 --> 00:45:25.300 that could be way more of a problem. Yeah, for 00:45:25.300 --> 00:45:27.980 me. I feel like I'm just so used to stomach pain 00:45:27.980 --> 00:45:30.219 that I don't give a fuck. I agree with you 100%. 00:45:30.219 --> 00:45:34.699 Me too. Like it just is my life. Yep. And I'm 00:45:34.699 --> 00:45:38.219 going to like I have this disease forever. Yeah, 00:45:38.219 --> 00:45:40.360 I can't not eat the foods that I want. What are 00:45:40.360 --> 00:45:43.139 you going to do? You know, so if I know someone's 00:45:43.139 --> 00:45:45.460 going to hurt my tum tum, I'll you know what? 00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:48.070 I'll eat that wiener. yeah well and it's different 00:45:48.070 --> 00:45:50.210 than like so like justin is celiac right that's 00:45:50.210 --> 00:45:52.489 different his reactions are different now if 00:45:52.489 --> 00:45:54.190 i was gonna have an allergic reaction absolutely 00:45:54.190 --> 00:45:57.190 i mean it's not allergic reaction it's it's gastrointestinal 00:45:57.190 --> 00:45:59.960 but it's It's just different. It's a different 00:45:59.960 --> 00:46:01.980 level than what I'm at. It's very painful. Like 00:46:01.980 --> 00:46:04.840 he's in a lot of pain when it happens. So it's 00:46:04.840 --> 00:46:07.519 like, it's not the same as just shitting your 00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:10.559 pants. I just poop twice a day. Instead of once, 00:46:10.880 --> 00:46:13.460 two or three times. Oh man, I've always had a 00:46:13.460 --> 00:46:16.059 sensitive stomach, but it's just normal for me. 00:46:16.239 --> 00:46:18.340 And although I'm medicated, it helps. Yeah, well 00:46:18.340 --> 00:46:21.219 I'm not. I don't know if I have Crohn's. I might. 00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:24.710 Maybe. But it's not like... It's nothing out 00:46:24.710 --> 00:46:27.050 of the ordinary for me yet. Yeah, I've always 00:46:27.050 --> 00:46:29.869 had kind of a sensitive stomach It is what it 00:46:29.869 --> 00:46:32.769 is. So I'm fine with that. I'll do it right now 00:46:32.769 --> 00:46:36.079 Well, this was fun Yeah, I had a good time. A 00:46:36.079 --> 00:46:38.920 lot of conversation about being a 30ish, dirtyish, 00:46:39.019 --> 00:46:42.059 and dyingish. So I hope you guys enjoyed it. 00:46:42.219 --> 00:46:44.820 You play along. Ask your friends, your fellow 00:46:44.820 --> 00:46:47.699 30s these questions. Your fellow 30s. 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