WEBVTT 00:00:13.400 --> 00:00:16.980 Hey, what's up? I'm Clarissa. I'm Kourtney. And 00:00:16.980 --> 00:00:20.039 this is 30 Dirty and Dying, where we are 30 -somethings 00:00:20.039 --> 00:00:23.420 who are not doing so hot. Sometimes we get sad. 00:00:23.800 --> 00:00:26.359 And I'm sad right now. Yeah, I made her sad. 00:00:26.890 --> 00:00:28.670 Don't worry. She's going to get more set. But 00:00:28.670 --> 00:00:30.269 Mike's here, so I'm happy about that. Yeah, we 00:00:30.269 --> 00:00:32.549 have a guest. Hi, Mike. Hello, I'm back. Again. 00:00:32.789 --> 00:00:35.850 And it's almost your birthday. Yay. This is your 00:00:35.850 --> 00:00:39.429 birthday present. The podcast. Great. It's a 00:00:39.429 --> 00:00:40.590 great birthday present. It's what you've always 00:00:40.590 --> 00:00:43.969 wanted. Yep. Just to spend time with us. Yep. 00:00:44.450 --> 00:00:47.350 Anyways, Mike's here to help us with a very special 00:00:47.350 --> 00:00:50.570 chaotic trivia episode. We love our chaotic trivia 00:00:50.570 --> 00:00:53.570 variety show. And Mike is the trivia guy. Mike 00:00:53.570 --> 00:00:56.259 is the trivia guy. Mr. Trivia. I feel like you're 00:00:56.259 --> 00:00:58.820 really setting me up for failure here. It's because 00:00:58.820 --> 00:01:01.179 he knows everything. You're really setting me 00:01:01.179 --> 00:01:02.600 up for failure. He has all of the facts in his 00:01:02.600 --> 00:01:04.939 head. Wow, she's really a petty bitch today. 00:01:06.260 --> 00:01:11.739 On air, off air. I am okay at trivia. Me too. 00:01:11.859 --> 00:01:15.719 I'm okay at it. I would say I'm slightly above 00:01:15.719 --> 00:01:19.019 average. Yeah, yeah. Slightly. Which is why we're 00:01:19.019 --> 00:01:22.260 going to be the contestants today. Because Kourtney 00:01:22.260 --> 00:01:25.480 was too scared to play either one of us. Because 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:28.180 I always lose. So this is just like chaotic. 00:01:28.379 --> 00:01:31.840 Well, you put this game together 30 minutes ago. 00:01:32.060 --> 00:01:33.920 Sure, call it a game. So why don't you tell us 00:01:33.920 --> 00:01:36.780 what our listeners can expect? So I just have 00:01:36.780 --> 00:01:40.400 a bunch of, like our previous chaotic variety 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:44.040 show, I have a bunch of trivia board games. I 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:47.980 also have little cutouts of questions that were 00:01:47.980 --> 00:01:53.079 boy questions and girl questions. So we're being 00:01:53.079 --> 00:01:57.870 sexist today, got it. I think it should be that 00:01:57.870 --> 00:02:00.810 we're trying to go against the stereotypes. Yeah, 00:02:00.849 --> 00:02:02.209 that's what we're doing. We're trying to prove 00:02:02.209 --> 00:02:04.650 them wrong. Or, I don't know. We'll see what 00:02:04.650 --> 00:02:06.430 happens. I don't really know. If it's all about 00:02:06.430 --> 00:02:10.430 cars, I'm fucked. And then, because Clarissa 00:02:10.430 --> 00:02:13.090 here has gotten really into Lord of the Rings, 00:02:13.330 --> 00:02:16.870 and I hear you love it. I do. I have some Lord 00:02:16.870 --> 00:02:19.090 of the Rings trivia, because she's just binged 00:02:19.090 --> 00:02:21.250 all of the movies. Pretty much since the new 00:02:21.250 --> 00:02:24.000 year, I've been pretty obsessed with it. books 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:26.099 too i'm into it i mean it takes about that long 00:02:26.099 --> 00:02:28.240 to watch all of the lord of the rings so yeah 00:02:28.240 --> 00:02:29.819 no i've had to space it out a little bit don't 00:02:29.819 --> 00:02:32.419 get me wrong um and then i and i'm aware that 00:02:32.419 --> 00:02:35.219 you guys both enjoy history so i got some history 00:02:35.219 --> 00:02:39.259 questions so the first i do enjoy history but 00:02:39.259 --> 00:02:42.060 history is a very broad topic it's just history 00:02:42.060 --> 00:02:46.819 i just googled history trivia sick so i got some 00:02:46.819 --> 00:02:50.210 history trivia I have some random trivia, I have 00:02:50.210 --> 00:02:52.449 some Lord of the Rings trivia. Well, that's what 00:02:52.449 --> 00:02:53.969 we're going to do today, chaotic trivia variety 00:02:53.969 --> 00:02:56.870 show featuring Mike. But first, we have to do 00:02:56.870 --> 00:02:59.009 a little bit of millennial history. When we go 00:02:59.009 --> 00:03:10.909 back in time. Back in time. All right. Back in 00:03:10.909 --> 00:03:13.789 time. All right. To a very special year for, 00:03:13.889 --> 00:03:16.849 since Mike and I are co -parts, I don't know. 00:03:17.180 --> 00:03:21.360 co -participants in the trivia. But also my wife 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:23.479 and husband. Yeah, co -spouses. Sister -wives, 00:03:23.620 --> 00:03:28.020 if you will. Mike's my sister -wife. And we were 00:03:28.020 --> 00:03:31.280 both born in 1994, because Courtney likes to 00:03:31.280 --> 00:03:33.460 rob a good cradle. That's what you're going to 00:03:33.460 --> 00:03:39.680 do. 1984. So, I was born. I was also born. I 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:42.780 was three. Just waiting in the wings for us. 00:03:43.419 --> 00:03:47.060 Like, at... On your birthdays, just like in my 00:03:47.060 --> 00:03:49.159 soul as a three -year -old, I'm like, this is 00:03:49.159 --> 00:03:51.719 it. I knew that day was special. Hell yeah, my 00:03:51.719 --> 00:03:53.939 soulmate was born. I knew it. You woke up a few 00:03:53.939 --> 00:03:56.400 months later in August and was like, oh my god, 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:59.719 another one. Another one. Another one. Just like 00:03:59.719 --> 00:04:03.580 DJ Khaled. We the best. All you do is win, Courtney. 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:05.860 I don't know, I feel like I'm losing pretty hard 00:04:05.860 --> 00:04:07.840 right now. You're not even gonna play the game. 00:04:08.060 --> 00:04:12.300 Yeah, but I think I'm the loser here. I think 00:04:12.300 --> 00:04:14.360 you're the winner because you have two... Bitchin' 00:04:14.360 --> 00:04:18.319 1994 Sister Wives. I do. Alright. So, since Mike 00:04:18.319 --> 00:04:20.240 is actually willingly participating in Back in 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:23.100 Time this time... I think willingly is a strong 00:04:23.100 --> 00:04:25.079 word. Well, he's doing it, and he did some research. 00:04:25.300 --> 00:04:26.560 Well, I think it's different because I don't 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:27.920 have to go back through my social media like 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:29.819 you guys normally do. Well, because... I didn't 00:04:29.819 --> 00:04:31.839 have social media in 1994. No, there was none 00:04:31.839 --> 00:04:36.079 in 1994. Yeah. Maybe a chat room somewhere. Maybe. 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:38.920 I wasn't on it. Neither was I. So, Mike, tell 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:40.120 us. Well, if you want to lead into that, that 00:04:40.120 --> 00:04:43.430 was the year Amazon was born. Wow. Wow. Wow. 00:04:43.850 --> 00:04:46.990 You were born with Amazon. Crazy. Yep. It started 00:04:46.990 --> 00:04:50.689 with books, correct? It did. Yes. July 5th, 1994. 00:04:50.970 --> 00:04:54.490 I'm older than Amazon. I wish I was worth a trillion 00:04:54.490 --> 00:04:57.709 dollars. Aren't we all older than Google? Yeah, 00:04:57.750 --> 00:05:00.670 we are. First smartphone was introduced by IBM. 00:05:01.850 --> 00:05:05.930 Ibm. Did you just say Ibm? Oh, I love you so 00:05:05.930 --> 00:05:09.910 much. Yeah. The famous O .J. Chase with the white 00:05:09.910 --> 00:05:13.550 Bronco. And we know how much Corsa loves O .J. 00:05:13.769 --> 00:05:17.290 Orange Juice? O .J. Simpson. Oh. They did call 00:05:17.290 --> 00:05:19.810 him The Juice. I'm sure. When he ran in football 00:05:19.810 --> 00:05:24.110 and then from the police. They were like, The 00:05:24.110 --> 00:05:26.910 Juice is loose! People made signs and hung him 00:05:26.910 --> 00:05:30.129 over the highway where he was doing the slowest 00:05:30.129 --> 00:05:33.860 chase known to man. With his Bronco. Yep. Actually, 00:05:33.899 --> 00:05:36.439 it wasn't his. It was his friend, A .C. Cowlings, 00:05:36.540 --> 00:05:38.300 who was driving. So not only did he murder, but 00:05:38.300 --> 00:05:41.560 he stole a vehicle? No, no, no, no. A .C. had 00:05:41.560 --> 00:05:44.959 the same Bronco. So O .J.'s Bronco had been impounded 00:05:44.959 --> 00:05:46.959 for evidence because it was filled with blood. 00:05:47.060 --> 00:05:48.540 Oh, you know, blood didn't fit, so whatever. 00:05:48.939 --> 00:05:53.519 But that Bronco had been impounded, but his friend 00:05:53.519 --> 00:05:55.420 had one that looked the exact same, and that's 00:05:55.420 --> 00:05:57.459 the one that was in the chase. Which we have 00:05:57.459 --> 00:06:00.939 seen. Yes. No, I wasn't there. No, no, no, no. 00:06:01.259 --> 00:06:03.910 We've seen the actual Bronco. Like, not the... 00:06:03.910 --> 00:06:08.329 Oh, we went to that... Yeah. In Tennessee, right? 00:06:08.490 --> 00:06:11.370 Yep. It's just a crime museum in Tennessee. Oh, 00:06:11.370 --> 00:06:14.089 okay. Okay, in other words, Pop Culture Friends 00:06:14.089 --> 00:06:17.629 premiered on September 22nd. Lion King was June 00:06:17.629 --> 00:06:20.129 15th. Favorite Lion King character. Go. The monkey. 00:06:21.129 --> 00:06:24.329 He was wild. What monkey? The monkey? The baboon? 00:06:25.009 --> 00:06:28.470 Oh, Rafiki. Oh, yeah. I think I have to say Timon. 00:06:29.290 --> 00:06:33.550 Fair. So, honestly, I like Scar. Oh, yeah, he's 00:06:33.550 --> 00:06:36.189 hot. The musical number. I mean, that's a lion. 00:06:36.949 --> 00:06:39.430 It's between Scar and Mufasa. Yeah, which is 00:06:39.430 --> 00:06:41.110 why I didn't see the new one, because it didn't 00:06:41.110 --> 00:06:43.490 make any sense to me, but... I was gonna watch 00:06:43.490 --> 00:06:45.990 it. I'll probably watch it when it's, like, available. 00:06:46.470 --> 00:06:49.370 Yahoo was founded? Yahoo! January, so I'm not 00:06:49.370 --> 00:06:53.709 older than Yahoo. PlayStation debuted. PlayStation 00:06:53.709 --> 00:06:55.990 1. I had a PlayStation 1. We had one. December 00:06:55.990 --> 00:06:59.470 3rd. I played NASCAR 98 on that bad boy. I believe 00:06:59.470 --> 00:07:01.300 we have all of them now. Yeah, because the one 00:07:01.300 --> 00:07:03.540 that we have is probably mine. Yeah. You guys 00:07:03.540 --> 00:07:05.220 have every console? I don't have every console, 00:07:05.339 --> 00:07:07.579 but I definitely have every PlayStation and most 00:07:07.579 --> 00:07:09.220 Xboxes at this point. Yeah, because I had the 00:07:09.220 --> 00:07:11.100 PlayStation, PlayStation 2. I had a PlayStation 00:07:11.100 --> 00:07:13.579 2. That was my shit. That's how I played DDR. 00:07:13.860 --> 00:07:15.959 That's how I played Guitar Hero. And Guitar Hero. 00:07:16.000 --> 00:07:18.920 I was so good at Guitar Hero. I know we have 00:07:18.920 --> 00:07:23.060 a 64 GameCube, Wii, Wii U, and two Switches. 00:07:23.139 --> 00:07:28.720 Wii U. Wii, Wii, Wii U. Wii, Wii U. Some music 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:32.569 news. Woodstock 94. The Tragic Death of Kurt 00:07:32.569 --> 00:07:35.589 Cobain was in 94. Rip. Yeah, that was sad. And 00:07:35.589 --> 00:07:38.069 I listened to like Korn for the first time in 00:07:38.069 --> 00:07:40.189 a while. Interesting. I was obsessed with them 00:07:40.189 --> 00:07:41.949 in middle school. I really liked them. They still 00:07:41.949 --> 00:07:44.730 hit. I really liked that song Here to Stay. I 00:07:44.730 --> 00:07:46.250 know a lot of Korn songs. I got some good ones. 00:07:46.350 --> 00:07:47.449 They all kind of sound very similar. Freak on 00:07:47.449 --> 00:07:50.189 a Leash. That's the banger. Do you think anyone 00:07:50.189 --> 00:07:53.009 uses Yahoo anymore? I'm sure somebody does. I 00:07:53.009 --> 00:07:55.870 use Yahoo for emails and for fantasy. Do you 00:07:55.870 --> 00:07:57.629 really? Oh yeah, Yahoo fantasy. I knew that. 00:07:57.810 --> 00:08:00.160 Yeah. You still have a Yahoo email? Yeah, it's 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:01.939 like my professional. Interesting. I found some 00:08:01.939 --> 00:08:04.220 other stuff from 1994. Tell me all about it. 00:08:04.259 --> 00:08:07.180 I have some other music, some albums that came 00:08:07.180 --> 00:08:09.879 out. So, Dookie by Green Day, which is one of 00:08:09.879 --> 00:08:12.360 my favorite albums ever. A very rare Diamond 00:08:12.360 --> 00:08:14.740 album. You don't see those often. You don't. 00:08:15.180 --> 00:08:18.379 Park Life by Blur. Sure. Name a Blur song. Isn't 00:08:18.379 --> 00:08:21.759 Blur who does song number two? Yeah. Oh, and 00:08:21.759 --> 00:08:25.319 he went on and did The Gorillas. Pretty sure. 00:08:25.459 --> 00:08:27.519 Shake it, shake it. Weezer's self -titled album 00:08:27.519 --> 00:08:29.459 came out. I feel like Weezer just accidentally 00:08:29.459 --> 00:08:32.039 became famous. They don't love it. Buddy Holly, 00:08:32.279 --> 00:08:35.120 My Name is Jonas. Oh, wee -oo. Just like Buddy 00:08:35.120 --> 00:08:38.360 Holly. That song is 31 years old. Hell yeah. 00:08:38.720 --> 00:08:42.080 That's crazy. It makes me sad. Crazy Sexy Cool 00:08:42.080 --> 00:08:45.039 by TLC. Waterfall. Can you do the rap? No. I 00:08:45.039 --> 00:08:46.759 know that I seen a rainbow yesterday. That's 00:08:46.759 --> 00:08:48.820 it. That's all I got. It's better than both of 00:08:48.820 --> 00:08:51.879 us. Leap the triangle. Not sexually. We don't 00:08:51.879 --> 00:08:53.620 do that. We're not those kind of sister wives. 00:08:53.919 --> 00:08:56.820 Do sister wives, do they have threesomes? I think 00:08:56.820 --> 00:08:58.700 it depends. I need to know this. I mean, there 00:08:58.700 --> 00:09:02.019 is a whole show on TLC about sister wives. Yeah, 00:09:02.059 --> 00:09:03.679 that's the only reason I know the term. Do you 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:05.620 watch it? No. I think I saw a clip one time and 00:09:05.620 --> 00:09:08.179 there was like a schedule. Just for one -on -one? 00:09:08.279 --> 00:09:10.740 Yeah. I think so. I don't think they share like 00:09:10.740 --> 00:09:14.240 that. You're telling me that they never have 00:09:14.240 --> 00:09:16.379 like threesomes or foursomes or whatever -somes? 00:09:17.259 --> 00:09:21.320 For the Lord? I'm sure that. Force him for the 00:09:21.320 --> 00:09:23.980 Lord. Sure, that depends on the... Four for Lord. 00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:27.399 Wendy's is not affiliated with it. I just, I 00:09:27.399 --> 00:09:29.179 have questions, but, like, I don't want to ask, 00:09:29.279 --> 00:09:31.440 because I feel like I'm going to be offensive. 00:09:31.639 --> 00:09:33.100 I'm being offensive right now. You know, I don't 00:09:33.100 --> 00:09:34.840 want to do that. Yeah, considering I just said 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:38.200 four for four. Yeah. Um, I actually want to look 00:09:38.200 --> 00:09:41.399 up the names. I know that the guy's name is Cody. 00:09:41.679 --> 00:09:45.639 Ugh. With his really terrible ramen hair, like 00:09:45.639 --> 00:09:49.019 loose ramen hair. But it's spelled funny. Of 00:09:49.019 --> 00:09:51.659 course it is. I don't know if it's like Dakota 00:09:51.659 --> 00:09:56.159 Cody or if it's... I don't know. And then I know 00:09:56.159 --> 00:09:58.379 that the one who he doesn't divorce is named 00:09:58.379 --> 00:10:01.200 Robin. She's got brown hair. She looks different 00:10:01.200 --> 00:10:04.220 than the rest of them. Okay. So... Who's Cody? 00:10:04.340 --> 00:10:08.320 You're correct. Current wife, Robin. Yes. Um, 00:10:08.399 --> 00:10:14.679 Mary. M -E -R -I. Janelle. And Christine. The 00:10:14.679 --> 00:10:17.409 girl from Teen Mom? Janelle? Man, how the mighty 00:10:17.409 --> 00:10:19.549 have fallen. That's a weird crossover there. 00:10:19.730 --> 00:10:25.210 And they're 18 children. Ugh! One by Mary, six 00:10:25.210 --> 00:10:29.389 by Janelle, six by Christine, five by Robin. 00:10:30.169 --> 00:10:33.570 And although three were between Robin and her 00:10:33.570 --> 00:10:37.090 ex -husband, David. Oh. Yeah, I think you're 00:10:37.090 --> 00:10:40.289 raising more questions. Which isn't your fault. 00:10:40.389 --> 00:10:42.929 I think it's, you know, you'd have to be really 00:10:42.929 --> 00:10:45.240 deep. And I don't think I'm ready to watch that 00:10:45.240 --> 00:10:48.340 whole show. I don't ever want to. All I know 00:10:48.340 --> 00:10:50.500 is from, like, clips I see on Instagram when 00:10:50.500 --> 00:10:54.120 my algorithm gets fucked up. That's all I know. 00:10:55.019 --> 00:10:58.379 Yeah. I don't know, man. Can we talk about how 00:10:58.379 --> 00:11:01.120 weird TLC is now, which is the learning channel? 00:11:01.480 --> 00:11:03.059 Yeah, learning about the weirdest shit of all 00:11:03.059 --> 00:11:06.899 time. I miss the good old days of, like, um... 00:11:06.899 --> 00:11:11.840 What was it? Move That Bus? Extreme Echo Remembrance 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:14.649 Edition was just on. Network TV. Was it? I thought 00:11:14.649 --> 00:11:18.629 it was like ABC. Which, there's a documentary 00:11:18.629 --> 00:11:22.230 about that recently. Apparently it was not a 00:11:22.230 --> 00:11:24.669 good show. No, I mean, well, because they couldn't 00:11:24.669 --> 00:11:26.769 afford the houses that they built. Yeah, the 00:11:26.769 --> 00:11:29.970 taxes and stuff. But also, I think last time 00:11:29.970 --> 00:11:33.289 we talked about that show, somebody commented 00:11:33.289 --> 00:11:35.850 on one of the posts we did and they were like, 00:11:35.950 --> 00:11:40.509 they would just throw these houses up and they 00:11:40.509 --> 00:11:42.669 would absolutely crumble some of them, because 00:11:42.669 --> 00:11:44.190 they weren't being built. Wait, because they 00:11:44.190 --> 00:11:46.269 did it in a week! Yeah, like, they weren't being 00:11:46.269 --> 00:11:49.850 built thoroughly. On social medias of inspectors 00:11:49.850 --> 00:11:51.830 going in on these million -dollar houses, and 00:11:51.830 --> 00:11:54.149 it's just, like, trash. It's so bad. They're 00:11:54.149 --> 00:11:55.710 so bad. Well, I think that was the thing with 00:11:55.710 --> 00:11:58.289 the whole makeover show. Like, they... It was 00:11:58.289 --> 00:11:59.870 just that they threw them together, and they 00:11:59.870 --> 00:12:02.629 did really shitty craftsmanship, so... And they 00:12:02.629 --> 00:12:06.049 went wild. Like, oh, you're interested in basketball? 00:12:06.330 --> 00:12:08.450 Your room's a basketball court! Yeah. It's like, 00:12:08.470 --> 00:12:09.850 you could just go to Claire's and get a couple 00:12:09.850 --> 00:12:11.889 of those picture frames. Oh, you like the ocean? 00:12:12.590 --> 00:12:14.509 You're in a fucking submarine tank. We're gonna 00:12:14.509 --> 00:12:17.149 put you in the submersible. And then you're in. 00:12:17.210 --> 00:12:18.889 It's like Pin My Ride. Well, did you think that 00:12:18.889 --> 00:12:22.090 you needed TVs in your headlights? What about 00:12:22.090 --> 00:12:25.330 the aquarium in the engine? Yeah, like... Grandma 00:12:25.330 --> 00:12:27.629 loved Pin My Truck. It was the one with, like, 00:12:27.629 --> 00:12:31.070 the big, like, 16 wheelers. Yeah. Yeah. Grandma 00:12:31.070 --> 00:12:32.529 loved those. I don't know why. It was weird. 00:12:32.549 --> 00:12:34.490 We watched them together. Maybe she enjoyed it 00:12:34.490 --> 00:12:36.970 from her youth. From trucks? I don't know. Maybe 00:12:36.970 --> 00:12:40.850 she had lovely times with truckers. Which, no 00:12:40.850 --> 00:12:43.049 shade to your grandmother. Everybody has their 00:12:43.049 --> 00:12:47.269 thing. Their wild days. Anyways, 1994. I wanted 00:12:47.269 --> 00:12:49.269 to talk about one more thing. I looked up books 00:12:49.269 --> 00:12:51.230 that came out, and I didn't know very many, let's 00:12:51.230 --> 00:12:55.409 be real. But, one came out. Sagwa, the Chinese 00:12:55.409 --> 00:12:58.389 -Siamese cat. I remember that TV show! On PBS! 00:12:59.110 --> 00:13:02.190 Oh, shit. Okay. I loved the show. But for a long 00:13:02.190 --> 00:13:04.559 time, I thought it was like... A fever dream. 00:13:04.759 --> 00:13:06.860 Oh, I remember it. Nobody I talked to. See, this 00:13:06.860 --> 00:13:08.600 is why we do the show together. Did you watch 00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:11.620 it, Mike? Vaguely remember it. Can't say that 00:13:11.620 --> 00:13:15.720 I watched it. It's a very blurry image in my 00:13:15.720 --> 00:13:18.100 head. I watched different shows on PBS. Like, 00:13:18.120 --> 00:13:19.820 that wasn't the main show that I watched. No, 00:13:19.860 --> 00:13:21.440 that was probably my main show. That was, like, 00:13:21.440 --> 00:13:23.019 my favorite. Like, if it was on, I'd watch it, 00:13:23.059 --> 00:13:24.360 but I wouldn't seek it out like other shows. 00:13:24.460 --> 00:13:26.730 I sought it out. I loved it. I mean, Between 00:13:26.730 --> 00:13:29.509 the Lions, close second. There was also this 00:13:29.509 --> 00:13:31.889 show called The Navi Shop, I think. I don't think 00:13:31.889 --> 00:13:33.450 I watched that. This is one that no one, I've 00:13:33.450 --> 00:13:35.049 talked to a million people, no one else has watched 00:13:35.049 --> 00:13:37.750 this. The Navi Shop? These wooden toys come to 00:13:37.750 --> 00:13:39.750 life. It's kind of like Toy Story, but creepy 00:13:39.750 --> 00:13:44.929 and fucked up. Hey, thanks for listening to 30 00:13:44.929 --> 00:13:47.309 Dirty and Dying, the show for millennials by 00:13:47.309 --> 00:13:49.570 millennials. We get real about chronic illness, 00:13:49.830 --> 00:13:52.450 burnout, nostalgia, and why we aren't exactly 00:13:52.450 --> 00:13:55.389 thriving. If that sounds like you, join us every 00:13:55.389 --> 00:13:57.750 Thursday for new episodes. Now, back to the show. 00:13:58.570 --> 00:14:01.389 So, what do we want to start with first? You're 00:14:01.389 --> 00:14:03.610 literally supposed to do this. You're the MC. 00:14:03.889 --> 00:14:06.330 I'm talking to myself. Oh, okay. There are times 00:14:06.330 --> 00:14:07.850 where I'll say things and Mike's like, are you 00:14:07.850 --> 00:14:09.929 talking to me or, like, yourself? When I'm in 00:14:09.929 --> 00:14:11.870 the car and I was like, yes, thank you. And you're 00:14:11.870 --> 00:14:15.009 like, were you talking to me or? Yeah. Were you 00:14:15.009 --> 00:14:17.009 talking to the car or were you talking to me? 00:14:17.110 --> 00:14:18.909 Were you talking to me? Like, I don't know. Were 00:14:18.909 --> 00:14:22.210 you texting? No. Okay. Okay, this is considered 00:14:22.210 --> 00:14:27.610 a. Male question. What shorthanded, flat, metal 00:14:27.610 --> 00:14:30.870 tool do you use to spread, shape, or smooth out 00:14:30.870 --> 00:14:33.230 plaster? I don't know what it's called. I call 00:14:33.230 --> 00:14:36.549 it a spatula. I don't know if I'm going to get 00:14:36.549 --> 00:14:38.830 that right, though. I always called them scrapers. 00:14:40.269 --> 00:14:43.429 The correct term is a trowel. No one fucking 00:14:43.429 --> 00:14:46.590 cares. I thought a trowel was like what you use 00:14:46.590 --> 00:14:48.889 in a garden. Yeah, like a shovel, a garden shovel. 00:14:48.889 --> 00:14:52.539 Yeah, like a small one. Maybe it's not. Who knows? 00:14:52.600 --> 00:14:54.379 Maybe a gardening question will be in the female 00:14:54.379 --> 00:14:55.659 questions. Are you just making these up? Did 00:14:55.659 --> 00:14:57.200 you make these questions up? No, I found them. 00:14:57.539 --> 00:14:59.240 Okay. They're typed. They're typed. They're typed. 00:14:59.519 --> 00:15:02.919 And the... Fuck off. Okay. Female question. Who 00:15:02.919 --> 00:15:06.580 was Barbie's sister? Kelly. No. Fucking yeah, 00:15:06.600 --> 00:15:10.240 huh? Her little sister? Skipper? That's correct. 00:15:10.539 --> 00:15:12.440 Skipper was her friend, I thought. That's what 00:15:12.440 --> 00:15:15.730 it says. Barbie has a sister? Yeah. Barbie also 00:15:15.730 --> 00:15:17.990 has a sister named Kelly, I'm sure of it. I also 00:15:17.990 --> 00:15:19.470 have a sister named Kelly, but that wasn't the 00:15:19.470 --> 00:15:21.350 question. I don't remember her in the Barbie 00:15:21.350 --> 00:15:23.870 movie. Checking this out right now. Checking 00:15:23.870 --> 00:15:25.529 it out right now. Well, we fact -checking in 00:15:25.529 --> 00:15:28.870 the minute. Oh my god. If this is the case, then 00:15:28.870 --> 00:15:30.549 I'm not going to use these questions at all. 00:15:30.750 --> 00:15:32.389 Well, they could be wrong, Courtney. They could 00:15:32.389 --> 00:15:35.370 be wrong. Where did you find them? I googled. 00:15:35.429 --> 00:15:38.049 It was a PDF document. Battle of the Sexes game. 00:15:38.350 --> 00:15:40.309 Because you're just so angry, you can't finish 00:15:40.309 --> 00:15:43.600 typing. Yeah, I just put Barbie's little. Polly 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:46.019 Pockets. It didn't say who is Barbie's little 00:15:46.019 --> 00:15:49.259 sister. It said who was Barbie's sister. Kelly 00:15:49.259 --> 00:15:52.100 Roberts is the younger sister of Barbie, Skipper, 00:15:52.200 --> 00:15:54.620 and Stacy. Okay. I'll give you half a point, 00:15:54.679 --> 00:15:56.779 even though we're not. Thanks, Mike. Points are 00:15:56.779 --> 00:15:59.539 made up. Nothing matters. Whose line is it anyway? 00:15:59.759 --> 00:16:03.440 Mail question. Name the author of the novel on 00:16:03.440 --> 00:16:07.879 which the movie Patriot Games was based. Patriot 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:11.840 Games is the movie or the book? Name the author 00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:15.399 of the novel on which the movie Patriot Games 00:16:15.399 --> 00:16:18.159 was based. This is odd. Something Webb. Tom Clancy. 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:20.919 That is actually a very famous name. I should 00:16:20.919 --> 00:16:23.000 have known that. I would not know it. Female 00:16:23.000 --> 00:16:25.720 question. What does Sandra Bullock do for a living 00:16:25.720 --> 00:16:28.460 in the film While You Were Sleeping? I don't 00:16:28.460 --> 00:16:30.159 fucking know. I don't know. Is she like a witch? 00:16:30.379 --> 00:16:34.120 Did you pick these because they're so obscure? 00:16:35.220 --> 00:16:38.929 They are oddly specific questions. Googled Battle 00:16:38.929 --> 00:16:41.710 of the Sexes game, found a PDF of a game that 00:16:41.710 --> 00:16:44.090 was already created, printed the questions out. 00:16:44.110 --> 00:16:45.909 Which I do believe we have a Battle of the Sexes 00:16:45.909 --> 00:16:48.190 game. Here are my answers. Nurse, teacher, owns 00:16:48.190 --> 00:16:51.730 a sandwich shop. Lawyer. She works in a subway. 00:16:52.409 --> 00:16:55.789 Shop. No, in the subways. Like, not the sandwich 00:16:55.789 --> 00:16:59.110 shop. Like, in the train subways. Again, that's 00:16:59.110 --> 00:17:02.409 really not a... Like, it's a movie question, 00:17:02.590 --> 00:17:04.109 not a sex question. I think it's because Sandra 00:17:04.109 --> 00:17:06.599 Bullock is in... chick flicks and i imagine this 00:17:06.599 --> 00:17:08.640 is a chick flick i've never seen this all right 00:17:08.640 --> 00:17:11.680 mail question in golf what sort of clubs are 00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:14.940 numbered from one to ten do you know i'll give 00:17:14.940 --> 00:17:18.240 you i know i can spell golf for you for some 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:20.819 points that's about all i can do uh they're irons 00:17:20.819 --> 00:17:24.420 that is correct way to go what type of beauty 00:17:24.420 --> 00:17:28.579 products does paul mitchell make a pair correct 00:17:28.579 --> 00:17:31.180 yeah It took me a second to get there, but... 00:17:31.180 --> 00:17:32.799 I've never used it, but I feel like I remember 00:17:32.799 --> 00:17:34.619 seeing it. Yeah, I don't have Paul Mitchell hair 00:17:34.619 --> 00:17:36.200 money. I think I've used Paul Mitchell before. 00:17:36.400 --> 00:17:40.039 Money? Mr. Rich Bitch of... Yeah, fuck you! What? 00:17:40.380 --> 00:17:43.740 In baseball... Fuck, go ahead, Mike. The shortstop 00:17:43.740 --> 00:17:47.240 covers the infield between which two bases? That 00:17:47.240 --> 00:17:50.380 would be second and third. Correct. Is that also 00:17:50.380 --> 00:17:52.039 where they do their performance -enhancing drugs? 00:17:53.259 --> 00:17:55.920 That's more in the locker room. Oh. That's where 00:17:55.920 --> 00:17:58.940 they have sex also. With each other? Yeah. Okay. 00:17:59.440 --> 00:18:01.460 Confusing reality with some of those books you've 00:18:01.460 --> 00:18:02.980 been reading. Well, I don't read baseball books. 00:18:03.400 --> 00:18:05.920 It's only football or hockey. Or rugby. We haven't 00:18:05.920 --> 00:18:08.220 got to baseball season yet. I read rugby once, 00:18:08.240 --> 00:18:10.319 and that was pretty nice. Just saying, we haven't 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:11.519 got to baseball season yet. It's right around 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:13.539 the corner. I'll see if I can find a baseball 00:18:13.539 --> 00:18:16.839 book. I'm sure you can. Alright, what's a bangle? 00:18:17.440 --> 00:18:20.720 It's a bracelet. Yes. Correct. Also a band, a 00:18:20.720 --> 00:18:23.960 bangle. Or a tiger. The bracelet is B -A -N -G 00:18:23.960 --> 00:18:27.589 -L -E, and bangle tigers are B -E -N. G -A -L. 00:18:27.950 --> 00:18:30.309 And you don't know spelling, so you got truster. 00:18:30.329 --> 00:18:31.710 Yeah, you're speaking a different language right 00:18:31.710 --> 00:18:35.490 now. I did want to spelling bee once. Ironically, 00:18:35.529 --> 00:18:39.349 I lost on the word bracelet. Nice. Full circle 00:18:39.349 --> 00:18:42.329 moment. And you did a great job. Thanks. You're 00:18:42.329 --> 00:18:44.970 welcome. Take that. All right. You're going to 00:18:44.970 --> 00:18:48.509 have to give Clarissa a chance before you answer 00:18:48.509 --> 00:18:51.250 this. That's fine. How many players make up a 00:18:51.250 --> 00:18:54.250 team in a game of ice hockey on the ice? Okay, 00:18:54.309 --> 00:18:57.579 so can I unpack this question? make up a team, 00:18:57.660 --> 00:19:00.079 or how many players are on the ice at a given 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:02.819 time? And I don't know the answer to either of 00:19:02.819 --> 00:19:06.039 those questions, unless it's this answer right 00:19:06.039 --> 00:19:07.599 here. I have a question you'll know the answer 00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:09.359 to. Why the fuck do I have to take a shot at 00:19:09.359 --> 00:19:12.779 this? I don't know shit about hockey. Just guess 00:19:12.779 --> 00:19:15.380 a number of what you think, how many players 00:19:15.380 --> 00:19:20.039 are on the ice. Eleven. It's six per team. That 00:19:20.039 --> 00:19:22.460 is the answer, six. What was the other question 00:19:22.460 --> 00:19:24.960 that you asked? How many people are on a team, 00:19:25.019 --> 00:19:27.549 like... On the ice at once? No, no, no. Because 00:19:27.549 --> 00:19:30.250 that's what you just answered. It's on a team. 00:19:30.430 --> 00:19:33.009 Okay. Because it's not just six people. It says 00:19:33.009 --> 00:19:36.930 on the ice. Okay. What is a pumice stone used 00:19:36.930 --> 00:19:40.390 for? Scraping off your dead skin. Removing dry 00:19:40.390 --> 00:19:43.990 skin. So, yes. I like the way that you said it 00:19:43.990 --> 00:19:45.450 better. I like scraping. It's the same thing. 00:19:45.589 --> 00:19:49.809 Yeah. Okay. This is questions about languages. 00:19:50.589 --> 00:19:53.900 Okay. Name the most common language used in the 00:19:53.900 --> 00:19:58.220 countries below. Canada. English. That is correct. 00:19:58.619 --> 00:20:02.180 Austria. German. That is correct. Netherlands. 00:20:03.099 --> 00:20:09.460 Dutch. Yes. Brazil. Portuguese. Yeah, I didn't 00:20:09.460 --> 00:20:16.119 know that. Kenya. Swahili. Yes. How many living 00:20:16.119 --> 00:20:19.440 languages exist? Too fucking many. Infinite. 00:20:21.559 --> 00:20:27.359 Any guesses? No. 6 ,909. Yeah, fuck that. 6 ,909. 00:20:27.660 --> 00:20:33.299 Alright, world's largest producer. Okay. Name 00:20:33.299 --> 00:20:36.440 the country based on the product that they are 00:20:36.440 --> 00:20:41.420 the world's largest producer of as of 2020. Alright, 00:20:41.559 --> 00:20:44.400 so the world's largest producer of maple syrup. 00:20:44.759 --> 00:20:51.509 Canada. Correct. Canada. Wine. France. Italy. 00:20:51.769 --> 00:20:57.369 It was a kind of a, yeah. Coffee. Colombia. No. 00:20:57.670 --> 00:21:01.509 Brazil. Brazil. Avocado. Mexico. Yeah. Correct. 00:21:01.710 --> 00:21:05.490 Avocado is from Mexico. Oil. Like crude oil? 00:21:05.650 --> 00:21:09.829 It just says oil. Russia. Russia. Okay. Either 00:21:09.829 --> 00:21:13.049 way. All right. How many tons of rice did China 00:21:13.049 --> 00:21:17.390 produce in 2012? 500 tons. 500 million tons. 00:21:18.289 --> 00:21:21.730 204 million tons. Wow. Overshot it. Name the 00:21:21.730 --> 00:21:26.549 brand that doesn't belong. Pampers. Apple. Huggies. 00:21:26.849 --> 00:21:30.769 Loves. Apple. What did you say? I said wow. It 00:21:30.769 --> 00:21:36.670 was so easy. Yeah. Bosch. DeWalt. Trojan. Dremel. 00:21:36.690 --> 00:21:44.289 Trojan. Condom. Yep. Patron. Herodora. 1800. 00:21:44.569 --> 00:21:48.329 Four Roses. I don't know. I would say Herodora. 00:21:48.329 --> 00:21:50.859 The others are tequilas. Four Roses, apparently. 00:21:51.839 --> 00:21:54.640 Four Roses is definitely a tequila. It's like 00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:58.279 a cream tequila. Maybe it's not actual tequila 00:21:58.279 --> 00:22:00.119 and it's just one of those fake malt things. 00:22:02.160 --> 00:22:09.839 Fazzoli, Gibson, Ibanez, and Fender. 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All right, I'm 00:23:21.250 --> 00:23:23.410 going to know one. At least two. Finger licking 00:23:23.410 --> 00:23:28.309 good. KFC. Yep. Louisiana fast. Popeyes. Eat 00:23:28.309 --> 00:23:35.960 mo chicken. Churches. Incorrect. Bojangles. Incorrect. 00:23:36.420 --> 00:23:39.599 Eat more chicken? Oh, Chick -fil -A. Yeah, it 00:23:39.599 --> 00:23:41.200 sounds wrong. Eat more chicken. Yeah, it was 00:23:41.200 --> 00:23:44.339 the way you said it. It's bow time. Bojangles. 00:23:44.380 --> 00:23:46.640 That sounds like Bojangles. Yeah. And then you 00:23:46.640 --> 00:23:52.400 bring it home. Churches. Yes. How much did Colonel 00:23:52.400 --> 00:23:56.559 Sanders sell KFC for in 1964 to a group of investors? 00:23:57.059 --> 00:24:02.140 Fool mill. You're close. Two million. Two mil. 00:24:02.220 --> 00:24:04.720 Ah! It's a cool two mil. Way to go, Colonel. 00:24:04.980 --> 00:24:08.559 Fun fact, Dave from Wendy's worked at KFC, which 00:24:08.559 --> 00:24:10.259 is why their chicken is so good. That actually 00:24:10.259 --> 00:24:13.119 makes sense. That's fine. U .S. National Parks. 00:24:13.359 --> 00:24:16.539 Okay. No, Mike actually knows National Parks. 00:24:16.759 --> 00:24:17.720 I don't know the fuck about parks. I know some. 00:24:18.039 --> 00:24:21.640 Swing sets. Yosemite. There you go. Bears. Name 00:24:21.640 --> 00:24:24.500 the U .S. state where these national parks are 00:24:24.500 --> 00:24:28.480 located. Yosemite. California. It's California. 00:24:28.519 --> 00:24:32.099 God damn it! The Everglades. Florida. Correct. 00:24:32.180 --> 00:24:35.339 That's a park? Yeah. I thought it was just like 00:24:35.339 --> 00:24:38.599 a swamp. Yeah, Florida. Yeah, but I thought it 00:24:38.599 --> 00:24:43.480 was like an organized place. Uh, Zion. Washington? 00:24:43.799 --> 00:24:48.619 No. Utah. Correct. Hell yeah. Mammoth Cave. Wyoming? 00:24:48.819 --> 00:24:54.619 No. Arizona. No. No, you're too far west. Kentucky. 00:24:55.140 --> 00:24:59.549 Kentucky. Isle Royale. Oh, I don't... Virginia. 00:24:59.710 --> 00:25:03.009 No. Michigan. Oh. What year was Yellowstone established 00:25:03.009 --> 00:25:09.049 as a national park? 1909. No. 1893. So close. 00:25:09.130 --> 00:25:13.990 1872. Ah, I win. All right. Now, let's go history. 00:25:14.410 --> 00:25:16.849 Okay. When was the Declaration of Independence 00:25:16.849 --> 00:25:22.750 signed? 1776. Specifically? July 4th. It says 00:25:22.750 --> 00:25:26.769 August 2nd. Oh, that's true. She's right. Okay. 00:25:27.289 --> 00:25:30.089 Extra point for you. Thanks. Because we're keeping 00:25:30.089 --> 00:25:32.849 track. Hell yeah. The United States bought Alaska 00:25:32.849 --> 00:25:36.930 from which country? Russia. Yeah. Correct. Who 00:25:36.930 --> 00:25:39.650 was the fourth president of the United States? 00:25:41.009 --> 00:25:43.369 John Quincy Adams. Nope. Nope, that was five. 00:25:43.549 --> 00:25:48.160 Damn. Madison. Correct. Which era marked a switch 00:25:48.160 --> 00:25:51.240 from agricultural practices to industrial practices? 00:25:51.240 --> 00:25:54.539 The Industrial Revolution. Correct. It's one 00:25:54.539 --> 00:25:56.059 of those questions that's so easy. You're just 00:25:56.059 --> 00:25:59.039 like, are you sure? That's incorrect. What was 00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:01.759 the name of the series of programs and projects 00:26:01.759 --> 00:26:04.319 President Franklin D. Roosevelt enacted during 00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:06.579 the Great Depression? The New Deal. Look at you. 00:26:06.740 --> 00:26:10.680 So proud. Thanks. Which four presidents are on 00:26:10.680 --> 00:26:13.740 Mount Rushmore? This is where I go down. Lincoln, 00:26:13.980 --> 00:26:17.460 Washington. Teddy Roosevelt. I was going to say 00:26:17.460 --> 00:26:19.059 Jackson, but that doesn't sound right at all. 00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:24.799 Jefferson? Correct. That's why Jackson was in 00:26:24.799 --> 00:26:27.220 my head. Yep, the J. Alliteration, it's a bitch. 00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:30.720 Which year was George H .W. Bush elected president? 00:26:31.559 --> 00:26:40.920 2004. No, H .W. Also, no. 80... No, 90. Wait, 00:26:40.980 --> 00:26:45.019 no, I lied. You were correct with 80. 88? 88! 00:26:45.339 --> 00:26:47.140 Hell yeah. What do you mean he wasn't elected 00:26:47.140 --> 00:26:49.579 in 2004? Re -elected in 2004. He was elected 00:26:49.579 --> 00:26:53.180 in 2000. What year was the Vietnam Veterans Memorial 00:26:53.180 --> 00:26:57.900 dedicated in Washington, D .C.? No idea. That's 00:26:57.900 --> 00:27:01.039 pretty old. 85? You're so close. Go lower a little 00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:04.940 bit. 82? 82. What was the first state to legalize 00:27:04.940 --> 00:27:08.099 same -sex marriage? Vermont. Incorrect. What? 00:27:08.380 --> 00:27:12.779 Maine. No. Massachusetts. Yes. God damn it! I 00:27:12.779 --> 00:27:15.740 knew it was one of those up there. Damn it! Damn 00:27:15.740 --> 00:27:18.720 it. Okay. In what year did child labor laws start 00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:28.140 in the United States? 1918. 1940. You gotta give 00:27:28.140 --> 00:27:30.039 us something then. We're both wrong. It was lower 00:27:30.039 --> 00:27:35.779 than 40. 30. Higher than 20. 30s. Okay. 1938. 00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:39.049 2. 8. Correct. Fuck it up. Fuck it up. It's far 00:27:39.049 --> 00:27:41.410 enough away from the Great Depression. When was 00:27:41.410 --> 00:27:43.990 the Battle of Gettysburg fought during the Civil 00:27:43.990 --> 00:27:49.710 War? Damn it. 1863? Correct. It's either June 00:27:49.710 --> 00:27:53.569 or July 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. Which one are you 00:27:53.569 --> 00:27:56.910 going with? I think it's June. Incorrect. It's 00:27:56.910 --> 00:27:59.769 July. I'll share my point with you. Teamwork. 00:27:59.990 --> 00:28:03.650 Who was the first American to win a Nobel Peace 00:28:03.650 --> 00:28:06.849 Prize? It's Nobel, by the way. Just saying. Then 00:28:06.849 --> 00:28:08.710 why isn't it spelled B -E -L? I wasn't at the 00:28:08.710 --> 00:28:11.130 meeting. Okay, I just know how to say it. What 00:28:11.130 --> 00:28:12.869 was the question? Who was the first American? 00:28:13.589 --> 00:28:16.569 No idea. Theodore Roosevelt. Ah. All right, this 00:28:16.569 --> 00:28:19.450 is a very important question for you. What country 00:28:19.450 --> 00:28:22.210 did the U .S. men's Olympic hockey team defeat 00:28:22.210 --> 00:28:25.970 in the semifinals of the 1980 Winter Olympics 00:28:25.970 --> 00:28:30.299 in Lank... In Lank? In Lake Placid, a game commonly 00:28:30.299 --> 00:28:33.240 known as the Miracle on Ice. Can I say Canada? 00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:35.380 It's not Canada. It's not Canada. Oh, well then 00:28:35.380 --> 00:28:37.900 fuck it. It was the Soviet Union. I'm glad you 00:28:37.900 --> 00:28:41.700 said the semifinals, because that was not the 00:28:41.700 --> 00:28:43.640 gold medal game. They went on to play Sweden. 00:28:44.759 --> 00:28:50.640 Ja. Das gut. What year did the North American 00:28:50.640 --> 00:28:53.400 Free Trade Agreement go into effect? This is 00:28:53.400 --> 00:28:56.960 a very important date for both of you. Well, 00:28:57.099 --> 00:29:00.700 year for both of you. 1994? Correct! What's that 00:29:00.700 --> 00:29:04.440 lot for? These are just so obscure. Yeah, duh. 00:29:04.740 --> 00:29:09.440 And that's what's so fun. This is an important 00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:15.099 date. Nope, year for both of you. When did the 00:29:15.099 --> 00:29:17.559 construction of the Great Wall of China begin? 00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:21.539 A fuckton ago. That's exactly what they have 00:29:21.539 --> 00:29:24.660 here. A fuckton ago. I'll take three extra points 00:29:24.660 --> 00:29:27.660 for that creativity. Like hundreds. Yeah, it's 00:29:27.660 --> 00:29:31.259 a lot. Hundreds. 7th century BC. Okay. Thank 00:29:31.259 --> 00:29:34.059 you. Who sent Christopher Columbus to explore 00:29:34.059 --> 00:29:37.660 the New World? Spain. But who? The king of Spain. 00:29:38.220 --> 00:29:41.099 Isabel. No, it's not. King Ferdinand. No, listen. 00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:43.519 It was the queen, Isabel. Is that the queen's 00:29:43.519 --> 00:29:46.579 name? Yeah. That was her name. Isabel Castile, 00:29:46.619 --> 00:29:49.099 I think. That was his lady, and she was in charge. 00:29:49.319 --> 00:29:51.400 Okay? Okay. I'm just telling you right now. That 00:29:51.400 --> 00:29:54.670 question is wrong. I'm just going to start saying 00:29:54.670 --> 00:29:57.210 every question is wrong. Where did Albert Einstein 00:29:57.210 --> 00:29:59.869 live before moving to the United States? Germany, 00:29:59.970 --> 00:30:02.609 right? No, I think he was Austrian. Germany. 00:30:02.829 --> 00:30:04.950 He lived in Germany. Who is commonly referred 00:30:04.950 --> 00:30:07.329 to as the person who created the first printing 00:30:07.329 --> 00:30:09.690 press? That one dude. Yeah, the one dude. Yeah. 00:30:10.009 --> 00:30:11.490 What's his name? You're going to say it and I'm 00:30:11.490 --> 00:30:13.710 going to be really mad. Start with. Pretty sure 00:30:13.710 --> 00:30:15.970 it's an M. The first or last name. M in there, 00:30:15.990 --> 00:30:20.819 right? G. Gutenberg? Correct. During which war 00:30:20.819 --> 00:30:23.059 was a Christmas truce called? We talked about 00:30:23.059 --> 00:30:25.940 this. World War I. Correct. You're giving me 00:30:25.940 --> 00:30:29.559 this question. How old was Queen Elizabeth II 00:30:29.559 --> 00:30:34.779 when she was crowned? 23. Close. 28. Down. 25. 00:30:34.779 --> 00:30:41.940 27. Ah. So not close, guys. This will be my last 00:30:41.940 --> 00:30:45.160 history question before I get you to the... Lord 00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:48.019 of the Rings. One ring to rule us all. What was 00:30:48.019 --> 00:30:50.779 the codename for the German invasion of the Soviet 00:30:50.779 --> 00:30:53.940 Union during World War II? Everything in me wants 00:30:53.940 --> 00:30:55.819 to say kids next door. Codename's next door. 00:30:56.940 --> 00:30:59.839 But I know that that's a good one. That was just 00:30:59.839 --> 00:31:01.839 my replay. Could you read the question again? 00:31:01.920 --> 00:31:06.640 I'm sorry. I suck. What operation was it? What 00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:09.460 was the codename for the German invasion of the 00:31:09.460 --> 00:31:16.149 Soviet Union during World War II? No idea. Operation 00:31:16.149 --> 00:31:18.650 Barbarossa. So when you say Lord of the Rings, 00:31:18.769 --> 00:31:20.930 is this movie -based questions, lore -based questions, 00:31:21.029 --> 00:31:23.309 or book -based questions? I have six pages of 00:31:23.309 --> 00:31:25.269 questions. Okay. We're not going to get to all 00:31:25.269 --> 00:31:27.390 of them, so what are you prioritizing here? Chaos. 00:31:27.529 --> 00:31:29.650 Love it. I guess we're going to find out. In 00:31:29.650 --> 00:31:32.769 The Fellowship's Adventure, which member waved 00:31:32.769 --> 00:31:37.289 goodbye first? Oh, Lord Schnack. Pippin. No. 00:31:37.829 --> 00:31:39.730 Wow, you're a fan of Lord of the Rings. Wait, 00:31:39.730 --> 00:31:46.099 Orlando Bloom? Legolas? Yes. Gandalf. Oh. I said 00:31:46.099 --> 00:31:49.220 Glorsnak. That's gotta be... Again, that made 00:31:49.220 --> 00:31:54.200 no reference of book movie lore. Liv Tyler graced 00:31:54.200 --> 00:31:58.140 Lord of the Rings with her elven elegance. What's 00:31:58.140 --> 00:32:00.779 the name of her enchanting character? Arwen. 00:32:01.160 --> 00:32:05.599 Oh, shit. Look at you. So she gets the credit 00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:07.099 and I just sit over here? We're literally not 00:32:07.099 --> 00:32:09.119 keeping score, Mike. I'm gonna have to... I'm 00:32:09.119 --> 00:32:10.799 gonna have to let the cat out of the bag already 00:32:10.799 --> 00:32:13.289 because he's getting so upset. In the words of 00:32:13.289 --> 00:32:16.190 Kiki Palmer, the gag is, I don't know shit about 00:32:16.190 --> 00:32:19.450 this. I've never seen it. I've never watched 00:32:19.450 --> 00:32:22.970 it. I don't like it. But we thought it would 00:32:22.970 --> 00:32:26.069 be funny if I made it seem like I really enjoyed 00:32:26.069 --> 00:32:28.829 it and then answered these questions incorrectly. 00:32:28.829 --> 00:32:34.490 So poorly. That's why I was shocked. The face 00:32:34.490 --> 00:32:36.069 of disappointment. That's what we were going 00:32:36.069 --> 00:32:38.630 for when we came up with this plan. And that 00:32:38.630 --> 00:32:41.730 reaction makes a lot of sense now. Yeah. Because 00:32:41.730 --> 00:32:43.670 it was supposed to be. I mean, I said Dorsak. 00:32:43.890 --> 00:32:46.849 Oh, no. Yeah. You didn't catch that? I just was 00:32:46.849 --> 00:32:48.910 like, eh, I'm just gonna... She's new, it's fine. 00:32:50.049 --> 00:32:52.009 And that's what I was hoping to keep going for 00:32:52.009 --> 00:32:54.250 a while, but you got so mad about our little 00:32:54.250 --> 00:32:56.829 breaking character with Arwen. I don't know shit, 00:32:56.930 --> 00:32:59.670 but let's keep going. Okay. Maybe I will know 00:32:59.670 --> 00:33:02.150 something. Who's the sneaky creature trailing 00:33:02.150 --> 00:33:06.470 Sam and Frodo obsessed with Precious? Wait a 00:33:06.470 --> 00:33:08.170 minute. It's that guy that looks kind of like 00:33:08.170 --> 00:33:15.509 a tumor. Well... There's two answers here. Is 00:33:15.509 --> 00:33:18.990 one of them Bilbo? No. I don't know his name. 00:33:19.089 --> 00:33:21.309 I don't know his name, but I know what he looks 00:33:21.309 --> 00:33:24.150 like. Gollum. Gollum. I do know his name. Or 00:33:24.150 --> 00:33:27.990 Smeagol is his other name. Ah, Smeags. Smeags. 00:33:28.309 --> 00:33:31.730 Small in stature, but big in heart. What's the 00:33:31.730 --> 00:33:34.430 race of Frodo and Bilbo Baggins? Those are hobbits, 00:33:34.470 --> 00:33:37.549 dude. Man, am I coming away with a game? Maybe 00:33:37.549 --> 00:33:39.609 I do know some stuff. I did have a boyfriend 00:33:39.609 --> 00:33:41.230 once who was very obsessed with Lord of the Rings. 00:33:41.349 --> 00:33:46.369 I thought I was ignoring him. Maybe my ass was 00:33:46.369 --> 00:33:48.970 listening the whole time. Alright, before claiming 00:33:48.970 --> 00:33:52.450 the throne, Aragorn was part of which heroic 00:33:52.450 --> 00:33:57.950 race? I don't know it. It's a very specific human 00:33:57.950 --> 00:34:01.650 -like race where he lives much longer. Cyborgs. 00:34:02.369 --> 00:34:05.869 Yes, he's a cyborg. So the answer is men. But 00:34:05.869 --> 00:34:09.429 men can also be cyborgs. So you got it right! 00:34:12.429 --> 00:34:16.070 Like all the cyborgs? All right. Well, Mike looks 00:34:16.070 --> 00:34:18.789 this up because he wants the correct answer and 00:34:18.789 --> 00:34:20.849 not the answer from the Google that I Googled. 00:34:21.110 --> 00:34:24.210 After Bilbo wraps up his adventurous hobbit days, 00:34:24.469 --> 00:34:27.690 how many years later do Frodo's epic quest in 00:34:27.690 --> 00:34:30.489 Lord of the Rings begin? So from the time that 00:34:30.489 --> 00:34:33.190 Bilbo was done adventuring to the time... That 00:34:33.190 --> 00:34:36.170 Frodo. Reread the question. From the time that 00:34:36.170 --> 00:34:39.650 Bilbo wraps up his adventure, how many years 00:34:39.650 --> 00:34:42.730 later... Do Frodo's epic quests in Lord of the 00:34:42.730 --> 00:34:46.329 Rings begin? So there's 17 years in between Bilbo's 00:34:46.329 --> 00:34:52.750 birthday and when Frodo leaves the Shire. How 00:34:52.750 --> 00:34:57.150 long between when Bilbo's adventure and Frodo's 00:34:57.150 --> 00:34:59.489 adventure, I don't know. Also, you said 17 years. 00:34:59.590 --> 00:35:02.889 Why does it say 60? That's why I was trying to 00:35:02.889 --> 00:35:04.570 get you to be more specific. Because I said by 00:35:04.570 --> 00:35:07.269 the time that Bilbo's birthday celebration is 00:35:07.269 --> 00:35:10.670 done. Oh. Until the time that he leaves. It's 00:35:10.670 --> 00:35:13.150 just a 60. How many days did the Lord of the 00:35:13.150 --> 00:35:15.329 Rings crew spend filming the epic adventures 00:35:15.329 --> 00:35:17.929 of Middle -earth? Oh, it was like two or three 00:35:17.929 --> 00:35:19.889 years straight. Like, they were... It's in days. 00:35:21.389 --> 00:35:24.510 Uh, well, God made the Earth in seven days. The 00:35:24.510 --> 00:35:26.369 heavens and the Earth. Well, he actually made 00:35:26.369 --> 00:35:28.150 it in six days and rested on the seventh day. 00:35:28.150 --> 00:35:29.869 Yeah, but so we count the rest day because we 00:35:29.869 --> 00:35:32.090 believe in workers' rights. So... I'd say like 00:35:32.090 --> 00:35:36.690 five -something. Fourteen. Fourteen days. Fourteen 00:35:36.690 --> 00:35:39.710 days. To make the entire trilogy. That's like... 00:35:40.269 --> 00:35:44.449 30 hours long. Okay, no. It's only like 14 hours 00:35:44.449 --> 00:35:47.730 long. That's what I'm going with. It's 438. So 00:35:47.730 --> 00:35:50.750 Mike was close with 500. Aw, damn. I really thought 00:35:50.750 --> 00:35:53.050 I had that one in the bag. Bilbo is celebrating 00:35:53.050 --> 00:35:55.789 his 111th birthday at the start of the Fellowship 00:35:55.789 --> 00:35:59.130 of the Ring. How old is he then? That was so 00:35:59.130 --> 00:36:02.630 stupid. I didn't read these questions before 00:36:02.630 --> 00:36:05.750 I... Yeah, we know. I think we've mentioned you 00:36:05.750 --> 00:36:07.730 didn't do your homework for this multiple times. 00:36:07.849 --> 00:36:10.179 So the word I was looking for is... Dundane. 00:36:10.300 --> 00:36:14.380 Yep. Also known as men. D -U -N -E. Crocodile 00:36:14.380 --> 00:36:18.219 Dundee? D -A -I -N. I'm gonna take that. Men 00:36:18.219 --> 00:36:20.480 of the West. Alright, where did the Lord of the 00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:22.460 Rings trilogy find its breathtaking landscape? 00:36:22.820 --> 00:36:26.059 New Zealand! Correct. Wreck. I know. On the bucket 00:36:26.059 --> 00:36:28.019 list. They still have the Shire there. They do. 00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:31.559 Name the axe -wielding dwarf whose beard is almost 00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:34.320 as legendary as his loyalty in the Fellowship. 00:36:35.420 --> 00:36:40.610 Dobby. All you have to do is give him a call. 00:36:40.610 --> 00:36:44.210 Dobby's a flea elf. Flea elf? Flea elf. He does 00:36:44.210 --> 00:36:47.889 not speak that way. Are you sure? Because I'm 00:36:47.889 --> 00:36:50.329 pretty sure. I'm so sure. Are you sure? I'm very 00:36:50.329 --> 00:36:52.710 sure. He doesn't say his R's. Flea elf. He's 00:36:52.710 --> 00:36:55.530 a flea elf. That's Gimli. Son of a loin. Yes. 00:36:56.809 --> 00:37:00.190 Gimli's got a big family, got big family ties. 00:37:00.769 --> 00:37:03.510 He's the son of which noble dwarf from the Lord 00:37:03.510 --> 00:37:06.389 of the Rings? I just said that. Sleepy. I just 00:37:06.389 --> 00:37:09.130 said that. When? Right now. You asked me for 00:37:09.130 --> 00:37:13.269 the answer. I said Gimli, son of Gloin. Oh. You 00:37:13.269 --> 00:37:15.190 were saying son? I just thought you were just... 00:37:15.190 --> 00:37:20.789 Son of Gloin. Son of a girl. No, son of Gloin. 00:37:20.929 --> 00:37:24.670 Okay, well, Gloin got him. Who's also in the 00:37:24.670 --> 00:37:26.889 Hobbit trilogy. I went to see a Hobbit movie. 00:37:27.030 --> 00:37:29.110 There was a dragon. There was death a dragon. 00:37:29.869 --> 00:37:31.909 I think he makes an appearance in all of them. 00:37:31.969 --> 00:37:33.769 Smog. Might not be the first one. I don't remember 00:37:33.769 --> 00:37:37.030 the dragon's name. Smog. Smog. Okay, well, Smog 00:37:37.030 --> 00:37:41.980 was there. So was I. Which actor, sporting an 00:37:41.980 --> 00:37:44.079 epic beard and hearty laugh, brought the fierce 00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:47.980 dwarf Gimli to life? I'm going to let you answer 00:37:47.980 --> 00:37:55.980 first. Liam Neeson. Correct. I don't know. You've 00:37:55.980 --> 00:37:58.260 taken the precious ring. I have a very specific 00:37:58.260 --> 00:38:00.780 set of skills. I will find you. I will kill you. 00:38:00.940 --> 00:38:03.980 John Ray Davies. Rise Davies. Pretty sure it's 00:38:03.980 --> 00:38:09.710 Rise. Wen Theoden? rallies his warriors, where 00:38:09.710 --> 00:38:11.909 does he send them to defend against the dark 00:38:11.909 --> 00:38:17.070 forces? The Soviet Union. It's Minas Tirith, 00:38:17.170 --> 00:38:19.949 but it's a specific battle. It says Helm's Deep. 00:38:20.409 --> 00:38:22.710 That's the first one. So that's kind of a trick 00:38:22.710 --> 00:38:24.989 question. Alright, who breaks the heartbreaking 00:38:24.989 --> 00:38:28.530 news to Frodo that Boromir has met his doom? 00:38:28.769 --> 00:38:32.070 I can't think of his name right now. Bozo. Ah, 00:38:32.070 --> 00:38:35.389 yes. Go, go. Faramir. Faramir. Fuck! Faramir, 00:38:35.389 --> 00:38:39.110 Faramir. Frodo got a nasty stab. What's the name 00:38:39.110 --> 00:38:43.449 of that creepy pointy blade? A knife? I mean... 00:38:43.449 --> 00:38:46.250 It's a dark blade. I forget exactly what they 00:38:46.250 --> 00:38:50.449 call it. Nasty stab. That's all I got. It's Morgul 00:38:50.449 --> 00:38:54.829 blade? Mm -hmm. Which noble hero is also known 00:38:54.829 --> 00:38:59.809 by the cool nickname Strider? Aragorn. Why does 00:38:59.809 --> 00:39:02.510 it say Aragorn? Aragorn, Aragorn, it's all the 00:39:02.510 --> 00:39:04.900 same. Who kicked off the Fellowship of the Ring 00:39:04.900 --> 00:39:08.019 party by clutching the one ring like it was a 00:39:08.019 --> 00:39:12.460 rare Pokemon card? Frodo. Bilbo. Why did they 00:39:12.460 --> 00:39:16.599 word the question like that? I don't know. It 00:39:16.599 --> 00:39:19.099 was Jigglypuff. One ring to rule them all. Be 00:39:19.099 --> 00:39:21.960 the one ring. In what country was J .R .R. Tolkien 00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:26.000 born? England? That would be my guess. No. South 00:39:26.000 --> 00:39:29.079 Africa. Oh, goddammit. He blessed the rings down 00:39:29.079 --> 00:39:32.489 in South Africa. In Lord of the Rings, who is 00:39:32.489 --> 00:39:36.590 the sly figure known as Sharky? Sharkboy and 00:39:36.590 --> 00:39:41.110 Lavagirl. Correct. Thank you. As Sharky? Yeah. 00:39:41.750 --> 00:39:43.690 Am I right? I don't know if Sharkboy - Did you 00:39:43.690 --> 00:39:46.570 hear about Taylor Lautner's new show that he's 00:39:46.570 --> 00:39:48.969 - Making a werewolf show? Yes! Sucks to suck. 00:39:49.030 --> 00:39:51.829 Taylor Lautner Were - No, Werewolf Hunter, or 00:39:51.829 --> 00:39:53.750 something like that. Missed opportunity to call 00:39:53.750 --> 00:39:55.929 it Where Are the Werewolves. Taylor Lautner, 00:39:56.090 --> 00:39:59.570 where the hell have you been, loca? How could 00:39:59.570 --> 00:40:03.070 they not have called it that? An elven hero joins 00:40:03.070 --> 00:40:07.170 Strider and the Hobbits from Weathertop to Rivendell. 00:40:07.369 --> 00:40:11.150 Who is the mystical ally? Is it Legolas Greenleaf? 00:40:11.429 --> 00:40:14.570 It is not Legolas. Oh, damn. We already said 00:40:14.570 --> 00:40:17.630 their name. Now I know the difference. In the 00:40:17.630 --> 00:40:19.250 movie, it's Arwen. In the book, it's somebody 00:40:19.250 --> 00:40:23.469 else. Glorfindel. Why'd they change it? Because 00:40:23.469 --> 00:40:26.469 I think that's really the only scene he's in. 00:40:26.760 --> 00:40:29.300 Alright, Samwise the Brave found his heart's 00:40:29.300 --> 00:40:32.300 treasure. Who does he marry? Evangeline Lilly. 00:40:32.539 --> 00:40:34.400 I think it's his real wife. I think that's... 00:40:34.400 --> 00:40:38.099 His kid's makeup. I know. It's the name of the... 00:40:38.099 --> 00:40:40.599 The character. Correct. Not the actual... I know. 00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:44.800 No. Think of a flower. I already said Evangeline 00:40:44.800 --> 00:40:47.380 Lilly. I mean, yeah, you were correct. Not that 00:40:47.380 --> 00:40:51.880 flower. Rose Dawson. Titanic. Is it Rose? It's 00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:57.280 Rosie. Rosie Cotton. What a horrific name. Ewan's 00:40:57.280 --> 00:40:59.880 name is like a merry ride. What does it mean? 00:41:00.300 --> 00:41:02.960 Something to do with horses. Correct. Because 00:41:02.960 --> 00:41:06.739 she is from Rohan. Horse joy. Okay. You want 00:41:06.739 --> 00:41:08.739 to drop some facts? I can. Go ahead. Spit some 00:41:08.739 --> 00:41:11.179 rhymes. So Christopher Lee, who played Sarawan, 00:41:11.360 --> 00:41:15.179 gets stabbed in the second movie as a bonus scene. 00:41:15.780 --> 00:41:17.340 And Peter Jackson, the director, was like, hey, 00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:19.260 you have to scream. And he's like, uh -uh -uh. 00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:22.699 That's not how that works. Because he was in 00:41:22.699 --> 00:41:26.679 World War II. So he knows. I hope you guys have 00:41:26.679 --> 00:41:30.739 enjoyed this episode of Marital Bliss, also known 00:41:30.739 --> 00:41:33.500 as 30 Dirty and Dying, featuring Mike, Courtney's 00:41:33.500 --> 00:41:36.460 husband. This has been Chaotic Trivia Variety 00:41:36.460 --> 00:41:39.019 Show, and I think it was a fun time. I'm glad 00:41:39.019 --> 00:41:41.179 Mike came to join us for this one. And it looks 00:41:41.179 --> 00:41:45.780 like we might have him in again to give us, not 00:41:45.780 --> 00:41:48.820 trivia, but questions about sports. Sports. That's 00:41:48.820 --> 00:41:52.800 still trivia. Why did you clarify that? That 00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:56.710 was so fucking weird. Not trivia. Not trivia, 00:41:56.789 --> 00:41:58.469 but question. Could never be trivia. No shit. 00:41:59.530 --> 00:42:03.130 Oh. Alrighty then. Yeah, thanks for listening. 00:42:03.230 --> 00:42:06.849 Really sorry about this episode. Sorry, not sorry. 00:42:07.130 --> 00:42:10.269 Sorry, not sorry. Remember to follow us on Instagram 00:42:10.269 --> 00:42:14.170 and TikTok at 30dirtyanddying. Alright. Alright, 00:42:14.289 --> 00:42:27.539 see you guys next time. Bye. Bye. We have a Ouija 00:42:27.539 --> 00:42:29.460 board if you want to try. No, not here. Not in 00:42:29.460 --> 00:42:32.739 my house. Not in this house. You better go home.