Welcome back. Hello! It's 30 Dirty and Dying,
your favorite millennial podcast, or it might
be, after you listen to it. I don't know. I think
it will be. I hope it will be. Maybe this is
your first time with us. If so, great to meet
you. I'm Clarissa. I'm Courtney. And this is
a podcast where we are embracing the uncertainties
of being - Life. Yep. and realizing that we're
all just making this up as we go along. So we're
going to have a good time. We're going to get
real about it. We're done promoting the, you
know, misconception that everybody figures everything
out once you're 30 and you feel like a grownup
and the 20s, your 20s are the best years of your
life. And that didn't happen because it's all
bullshit. So we're going to we're going to unpack
life in a real way and have a good time doing
it. That's what the show is about. That's what
it's all about. That's what it's always been
about. Yep. what's that what am i thinking i
really don't know i was just going with you okay
no there's there's it's a quote of something
most of our conversation again if you're new
here is going to be pop culture references usually
from the 90s and the 2000s that's what it's always
been about the grinch the grinch for spongebob
yep um so thanks for joining us today and we're
gonna we're gonna cope with some fun some chaos
some favorite things this is the season of favorite
things I'm gonna let Courtney explain what this
game is because it purely is her brainchild Sure,
it's not really my brainchild because I've seen
it on like other people do this. Okay. Well you
brought it here Yes, so I'm gonna let you talk
about what we're doing today because I'm just
along for the ride. So We are going to give each
other top Five ten whatever lists of things so
like top ten fruits That's like if I give that
to you, you have to guess the top ten fruits
Okay, not in order. You don't have to say number
one is you just have to like guess and I'll tell
you what it is Okay, so if you're just like Apple
and I was like, okay, that's three So then you
can keep guessing what's in the top and if you
say like come quat, I'm like that's not on the
top ten Okay, so, you know very reminiscent of
like Family Feud. Yeah survey says survey says
so maybe we'll call this like survey says Millennial
Chaos edition or I don't know sure we'll see
because the only difference is like how Family
feud goes. It's like they what's something that
you say to your husband? Well, they ask all kinds
of questions. It's not that the only the only
difference is that they do it from a survey of
people. So then the answers have different values
based on how many people said it. And that's
where the order comes into play, which obviously
we can't do. We did not get our questions from
a survey group of people. We got them from other
sources. So I think it should just be points
for the answers we get right. Correct. Like we
can't be like, oh, this one's worth 200 points.
Everything's worth like one point. right and
if you get that many great and I don't know maybe
we could do a bonus point if you get them all
yeah or get them all in order sure how many how
many guesses should we get like two more than
or three more than three strikes you're out three
strikes you're out okay yeah all right I like
it so baseball rules here millennial feud um
I guess I don't know no copyright it's just that's
the closest thing we can compare it to that everybody
would know yeah so that's what we're gonna do
today and obviously it's gonna be millennial
coded nostalgia core, all those hashtags and
things. All of my lists are related to 90s and
1000s. Almost all of mine are too, I think. Except
for one specifically, because I liked one of
the answers. It made me giggle. I have one about
cats. But I think I might have like one more
outlier, but I can't quite remember what it is.
I'll have to look. So we're gonna play a game
today. We're gonna have fun. We're gonna dive
into nostalgia and all the things you love about
this podcast or you're gonna. So you're gonna.
You're fucking gonna like it. Eat your peas and
like it. Basic. I love peas. I don't know. That
was never a problem for me. I actually just had
like a pasta dish with peas in it. This is delicious.
Peas are delicious. My parents never had a hard
time getting me to eat my vegetables. I would
eat anything. There were only a few vegetables
that grandma ate and one of them was butter beans.
I hated butter. I would never choose to eat them.
Let's put it that way. Never. But she would always
make me eat one. One butter bean. I was like...
Okay, so like I doused it in like salt and pepper
and I mixed it with whatever food I was eating
I was like there the worst see I was never like
first of all my my family very much came from
the The philosophy of like if we gave it to you
you fucking eat it like you didn't get to be
a picky eater Who are you? Um, so it was just
like they put that bowl in front of you. You're
eating whatever is in it so when I didn't like
things my mom would be kind of cool about it
because i was really good about eating whatever
she gave me so if i didn't want to eat something
she knew i just really didn't like it i think
my only things that i can recall i don't like
onions peppers and onions i don't like that onion
i only eat it raw i don't care no no and then
asparagus i don't like asparagus i for the longest
time like said i hated asparagus but i don't
mind it if it's doused in hollandaise sauce Okay,
that sounds worse. So really, I like sauce. Well,
who doesn't, you know? I'm a saucy gal. You are
a saucy gal. I know that. But if it's like grilled
with like salt, peppers, and parm cheese, that's
not bad. But sauce. It's just not for me. I don't
know. I just don't like it. And there are some
vegetables that I don't love, but I don't hate,
like green beans. I might never choose to eat
them. I'm a bitch for a green bean. But I'm fine
if I eat them. You know what I mean? Right. But
yeah, I don't know. Anyways, I don't know how
I got on that. Well... Welcome back to our channel
welcome back to our channel and let's go back
in time We're in 2006 double oh six I have to
do it every time so 2006 I want to recall I was
roughly 12 15 puberty was peak turning me out
just terrible times to be alive actually started
like legit times are terrible times to be alive
true but that's when i learned that um i learned
that a lot later in life well you know it's funny
i really learned it extremely early and then
i just like shut down for a few years and then
puberty happened and i was like oh no this is
terrible this is never gonna be better um and
it didn't what up anyways i'm trying to think
of what i was into when i was 12 um charlie the
unicorn Potterpuppa Pals, you know all the YouTube
videos That was not for me that was no I watched
all of that. I did watch almost every skit or
like animation that film cow Which is the channel
that Charlie the unicorn was on that they did
like they did llamas with hats I'd like that
one. They had one called the whale. They had
one called the cloak I liked all of them. They
were all really weird and dark humor and... Carl!
That kills people! He's a homicidal llama. Carl.
And then there's another llama. I think his name
might be Paul. I really don't know the other
llama's name and he's like... his friend or lover
i'm not sure uh but he always walks in after
and is like carl that kills people speaking of
llamas is this the same time of like have you
ever seen a llama kiss llama on a llama llama
farmer llama llama llama duck actually unsure
um so maybe with a little bit of i'm curious
i'm see i'm all over the place today i'm curious
if this one video came out that i'm thinking
of that i was also quite obsessed with hang on
what about newman newman when was that Oh no.
So the duck song was the one I was thinking of
and it came out in 2009. Off subject because
this is awesome. So we're going on a cruise.
Mike and I are going on a cruise with like a
group of people and we go on a Royal Caribbean.
Royal Caribbean sponsor us. We only cruise Royal
Caribbean. We're Royal Caribbean stops. We love
you. We have a Royal Caribbean credit card. We're
all about it, right? Okay. So sponsor us. Okay.
They have, it's called a Royal Up. program okay
where like you kind of make a bid to like get
a bigger room like an upgrade like an upgrade
right uh it was accepted sick been upgraded to
ocean view with large balcony st room oh fun
that's exciting well you know we were literally
just talking about yesterday like we're never
gonna get it i'm so happy for you i'm so excited
real curbing i love you Actually, the new minimum
was 2006. Oh shit the the this parody that we
know because it's a parody of something I don't
know but apparently by 2006 in November it had
been reviewed over 700 million times Wow, I don't
I don't know like I'm this is these are from
different sources So I can't say for sure that
that's all exact but it was definitely having
its moment in 2006 We'll say that whether it
came out or not. So There you go. That's exciting.
Yeah, I was all about YouTube. I was all about
like the early days of the internet, Quazilla,
Radio KOL. I had Neopets, I believe. Oh, I had
Neopets, for sure. Yeah, I think probably in
2006. What about dolls? I didn't do this as much.
I know what they are, though. I know you did.
Yeah, I was all about it. But I'm trying to think.
So like 2006 would have been I think we would
have still been operating mostly. I just used
my friends. Yeah. Well, I mean, so that was peak
MySpace time. I would have started. I definitely
was on MySpace then for sure. So I was in MySpace
in eighth grade for sure as well. 2006. Between
2005 and 2009 is when it was largest. So yeah,
you're right. You're right. I don't know why
I was thinking of 2007. Speaking of freshman
year of high school. Yeah. First kiss. Oh, hell
yeah. My first kiss went a little like this.
Yeah, we've told this story before and I always
love it. I watch Fricky Bobby every night. You
think of me? Yeah, totally. Just you getting
your first little kiss. What was it? Just like
a little peck or was it was their tongue? There
was no tongue. Tongue didn't happen later in
life. Tongue didn't happen? Tongue did not happen
for like a year or so. Oh, you're missing the
word until. Because you said tongue didn't happen
later in life. So I've never had tongue. Wow.
You want me to tell Mike he's doing it wrong?
Send him an anonymous text. Hey, use your tongue,
you dumb. No, it was it was another boyfriend
that like initiated but I got scared. Yeah, because
that's who I am as a person, you know, I think
me a long time to like oh I was a late bloomer
2006 absolutely no No concept of boys any dating
anything. I think I had crushes I always had
a lot of crushes like I remember having crushes
on like all my guy friends for like 30 minutes
apiece Oh, yeah, except for the one who had a
crush on me. I'll call it I'll call him Jerry
and Jerry had a massive crush on me and I did
not have a crush on him, but he was like I had
a lot of guy friends. I wasn't like other girls,
you get it. But I had like at least a two hour
crush on every other one of my guy friends. But
not except Jerry. What about him do you not like?
It wasn't that I didn't like him. He was just
my friend. I just saw him as my friend I was
not I had no like questionable I'm attracted
to you moment which when you're going through
puberty and you're in middle school It's like
you could have that with a broom. You're just
like, I don't know. I feel these things I feel
all these feelings and you see a member of the
opposite sex or the same sex whoever you're attracted
to and you're just like Teehee The Winter Olympics.
Oh shit the FIFA FIFA FIFA. It's FIFA. Okay,
FIFA World Cup the way you said that I wish I
I don't often wish that we had video face you
made I wish we had video Anyways, the thing that
makes me the most upset. Okay Pluto is no longer
a planet. Ah Pour one out for our homie Pluto.
Why does that bother you so much? I just need
to know like Because when I was in school, yeah,
I learned all my planets With the saying, my
very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.
Oh. And - But now, my very educated mother just
served us nothing because she's dead? Okay. That
seemed like you made that personal. Because of
your dead mom. Well, you know what? When did
mom die? 2009. I had to tell you when your mother
died. So Pluto died in 2006, then mom died in
2009? Coincidence? How are they - How - Shh.
how are those because if you flip a six upside
down it's what is this logic corny jesus oh hey
the zoon launched remember the zoon oh shit the
mp3 player yeah that was trying to be the ipod
i had i what i what i had a couple friends who
had one i had one friend who he just he was so
much of a hipster it was insane and he would
talk about any chance you gave him or didn't
how much that the Zune was better than the iPod
and how the Zune would be the thing that lasted.
And it did not. Absolutely not. Yeah. And I just
remember telling him all the time, like, you're
so wrong. Twitter was founded. Oh, well, tweet
tweet. Oh, no. So first rip Pluto and then rip
Steve Irwin. Yeah. We've talked about that before.
Well, hey, with every death comes new life. Britney
Spears was pregnant with her second child. Oh,
shit. And she did that. She did that cover on
Harper's Bazaar, the magazine where she was,
like, nude. Like, she did, like, a pregnancy
shoot. Nude, kind of like Demi Moore. In the
same year filed for divorce from good old K -Fed.
Australian girl escapes from kidnapper's house
after eight years. Good for her. I think I have
some... Movies that came out. Would you like
to hear about some movies that came out? Was
it Borat? I don't know yet. Very nice. The Departed?
I never watched that. Oh, you should. It's good.
Actually, you probably wouldn't like it very
much. What's this supposed to mean? It's just
kind of serious. I can be serious. Okay. You
say so. Okay, the devil wears Prada. Love it.
I do too. Are they actually rebooting it? Is
that really happening? I feel like I heard that
they were making a sequel or I don't know. I
have not heard that. Maybe I'm making that up.
I don't know. Mission Impossible 3, Little Miss
Sunshine. That was an interesting movie. It was.
It was good. Yeah. Decent. Pirates of the Caribbean,
Dead Man's Chest. It was dose, right? I think
so. It's when Dave Jones... Squid face. Yeah,
I think I remember so Sissy's my brother -in
-law. Yeah Sissy's my brother -in -law when they
were dating. I think they were dating at that
time Okay, he worked at the movie theater and
we I think he got us into that movie. Oh really?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Borat click those also
came out was really good Yeah, I've seen that
in theaters step up That dance movie? Mm hmm.
Yeah. It's never been my thing. Dance movies?
Yeah, you know, because like, I don't dance.
I think you said this in an episode that we did
previously, that you've never gotten the concept
of a dance battle. Me neither. You know, like,
let's take it to the streets. When I hear that,
I think we're gonna hit each other with tire
irons, not - Oh, I was thinking guns. Plies.
Plies? Oh, John Tucker must die. Never watched
that. Love that movie. It's a great movie. Like
there are these three girls all from different
cliques. So they don't cross each other's paths
very much, but then they do at some point and
they realize that he's playing all of them. So
they get back at him together. Is this play about
me? Maybe that's why you didn't watch it. Maybe
you were too busy living it. Because that's what
Bob did. Different schools. Yep. He went to different
schools. I know they wouldn't know I know I Know
Nacho Libre your favorite guy. I never watched
that. I had it on DVD. I didn't like it very
much Why'd you have it on DVD then? What am I
the more my like aunts or cousins or somebody
got it for me? Just cuz they knew I liked a comedy
movie every now and again Yeah Accepted I used
to watch a lot when I come on Comedy Central.
Mm -hmm, like and it just it was good It's funny
to watch but it's also just really good like
background view. Yeah, so that's mostly when
it would be on Southampton Institute of Technology.
Oh, yeah shit. Oh, yeah, I think about that a
lot. I'm sure you do Yep, I should rewatch that.
Okay, maybe we can relive it for an episode.
Yeah, if you guys want to hear that let us know
Do you want to go out with songs? Let's go out
with songs and let's get to our game. All right,
so the 2006 billboard top 100 promiscuous. Have
you seen Nellie Furtado recently? No. She's having
like a little comeback. She looks good. Let's
see what else. Sexy Back. I love that song. I
have like a weird obsession with that song. Crazy
by Norils Barkley. Wow, look at you. Seems like
it's getting weird. I remember that music video.
Oh, yeah the with like the Rorschach test. I
loved it It's going down. I'm yelling timber.
No, no, no, no. Oh, it's going down. Meet me
in the mall Move along the all -american rejects.
Now. This was my I Love the all -american rejects,
you know, emo kid not conforming it can be Chasing
cars came out. I just lay here. Oh gross anatomy.
I know how much you love it This was probably
my like top listen to song in 2006 if we're being
for real how to save a life I Love the fray on
my I say iPod but quite frankly probably like
my mp3 player from JCPenney leaning my head against
the car window and like looking out and like
trying not to cry and like But there was just
it's good crying music. It's good like somebody's
Hurt me music. Maybe this should be the last
one. Okay lips of an angel. That was probably
Can I tell you something about that song I listen
to it a lot um and like thought it was a love
song, you know, cuz I was But yeah, but it was
really just the grossest thing ever. I'm But
okay in the chorus whereas he's like Where he
oh my god, it's like my girls in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never
really moved on It's really good to hear your
voice saying my name it sounds so sweet Coming
from the lips of an angel hearing those words
will make me weak lay down Okay that That's not
what he says. He doesn't lay down. No, he just
says and I guess what? I thought he said up until
literally like maybe a year ago what let her
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Now back to the show. Like we said at the top,
we're playing our own kind of version of like
a survey says situation. We've prepared our own
our own questions. Yep, lists and questions and
mine vary. But mostly are like yours millennial
nostalgia. So I don't know. Do you want to go
first? You want me to go first? Sure, I'll go
first. Okay, like asking me? I'll ask you. Okay.
All right. I'm ready. Okay. So top 10 90s bands
slash artists. Okay. And this is according to
what? Forbes. Is this just genre inclusive or?
It's any genre. Oh, shit. So it's literally top
10 90s bands or artists. I didn't specifically.
Okay. And so I get, okay, let's go. Backstreet
Boys. No, so that's one strike one strike Celine
Dion No, cuz so Forbes list was like 50. So you
took the top I took the top I did that with you
They are on them, but not the top ten. Okay,
so you're in the list technically But you're
just not on the top but like are they basing
this off of like sales or I don't know what they're
made. I'd have to look okay I'm just I'm just
curious. I mean, it doesn't really matter If
it's Forbes, I feel like it would be sales. Probably.
Which is why I said those two, because, you know,
they - Okay. Can I ask a - Can I ask you a little
question? Yeah. Are there rappers on this list?
Yes. Tupac on there? Yes. Okay. Number two. Tupac.
Okay. I don't know the - I don't know the qualifiers.
See what I mean? So it's hard to - All right.
Tupac. So we got one. Yikes. I hate my life right
now. Notorious B .I .G.? Yes. He's number seven.
Okay. Okay. So there's there's two. Is Snoop
on there? No. Dammit! Three tracks, you're out.
Yep. All right. Do you want me to go ten to one?
However you want. Okay. I'll go one. Whatever's
easy. One, Nirvana. Oh, okay. Two, Tupac. Three,
Miss Lauryn Hill. Oh, hell yeah. I don't know.
I would have guessed her if I would have had
more. Okay. Rage Against the Machine. Actually,
that makes sense. Five, Oasis. Okay. Six, The
Cranberries. Yeah. Well, Zombie. Yeah, I love
that. Seven, The Notorious B .I .G. Eight, Winnie
Houston. Oh, see, I always associate her more
with the 80s. But that's my own fault. Nine,
Pantera. Oh, hell yeah. Ten, Dr. Dre. Cemetery
Gates. Also, I love Dr. Dre, but I love Pantera.
A Boy I Had a Crush On. ironically probably around
2006, was a big Pantera fan. So then I became
a big Pantera fan. But here's the thing, I actually
became a big Pantera fan. I was like, no, this
is sick. Honestly, good choice, dude. All right.
So I did I get two points? Okay. Yep. All right.
Are you keeping track? I will keep score. Yes.
Because I cannot do two things at once. I know.
Okay, next one I'm gonna give you. I'll keep
it on the music train. I've got some music questions.
I've got a couple more musics in here too. So
do I. So we'll go with... Hang on, let me find
it. Okay. Top six most popular Avril Lavigne
songs according to Spotify popular downloads.
Okay. Shit, because now I don't know any Avril
Lavigne songs. Scatterboy. Yes, that is two.
Okay, okay. Complicated number one. Okay, another
one I don't know any other Because you know,
I'm bad with song time I know but we were just
talking about our Levine So it made me I did
write I have a couple more that are this same
format Yeah, um, give me a word of the song or
in the song in the song. It's a damn cold night
Yep, it's five so you have you've guessed three
and there are three more and you have no strikes
Well, cuz I don't know enough songs they just
Pull out songs which you're doing pretty well
You can do this. Can I I think you can mostly
do it I mean and if you really need to give up
at some point you can. Yeah I might just have
to take the L because those are like the three
songs that I know. Is that all you want to guess?
Yeah I'm just gonna take three points. All right
um so you also Girlfriend. Oh fuck! Which is
what I was trying to. Hey hey you you I don't
like a girlfriend. That was three. Uh What the
Hell was four. I think it was one of my more
recent ones. Okay. Uh I'm with you you got and
number six was My Happy Ending. Whoa, so much
for my happy ending. All right, three points.
You are in the lizied. Okay. So keeping the flow
of music. Okay. Top 10 boy bands from the 90s
and thousands. There were 10. All right, I can
do this. Okay. In sync. Number one. Fuck yeah.
What is this according to, by the way? Oh, Entertainment
Weekly. Okay. I was just curious. Backstreet
Boys. Number two. BSB. 98 degrees. That's number
five. Okay. Oh, oh, those those little boys.
One Direction. No. They're not on there? Not
for early thousands. Oh, I just heard you say
two thousands. I didn't hear you say early. Okay.
Um, these are mainly 90s. Okay. Oh, who are those
one guys? Oh, fuck with the ones that did. Oh
town. Yes, that's number six. Okay. Okay, so
how many more are there you have I have three
one two You have one two five and six. I need
six more. Yeah. Fuck. Um, wait a second boy bands
Are all of these like what I'm thinking of with
boy bands or are some of them just regular bands
full of boys? I actually have I don't know about
a couple of these Honestly, okay. Okay. I'm gonna
have to just so I can't know for sure I'm gonna
have to start just pulling some shit out then
elementary no Okay, any any maybe I'm getting
the letters wrong. Any anything that looks like
that? No. Okay. They did that song. Hey, Juliet.
Hey, Juliet, I think you're fine. You really
blow my mind. All right. There there's a couple
that you're really missing here that I thought
you would get I'm really missing. Like as soon
as I say them, you're gonna be like, oh, boys
to men. Yes. Number three. Okay. Okay. And I
have I have two strikes. Okay, so I so far I've
gotten BSP in sync boys to men and O town and
98 degrees. Yes. So you're still missing four
seven eight nine ten. Um, I'll give you a hint.
Okay bands had a bunch of hits Chinese food majors.
Oh fuck. What's her name? LFO? No, I'm trying
to It's not the band number four. New Kids on
the Block. That was not a strike. No, that's
not a strike. Thank you. you confuse what I was
saying. Yes, I confused I was trying to help
you get new kids on the block. Okay. I don't
I don't know how many other boy bands I can think
of. Right? Like what the fuck? One of them I'm
surprised that you haven't guessed. But you're
not thinking hair. Hansen Hansen. Yep. Number
seven. See, that's what I mean, though. I don't
really think of them as a boy band. I think they're
because I think of a boy band is like we're doing
choreography, you know. That's what I mean. Like
there are bands full of boys But like I'm thinking
of okay, so I don't I don't ever seen eight nine
ten. Ah I don't know two of these Okay, but it
doesn't mean you don't um I might have to just
go with what I got right now cuz I that means
you have seven points. Yep Okay, that brings
me up to nine. I'm happy with that. Okay, so
number eight is b2k I knew I know that but I
see I wouldn't have thought of them number nine
is Savage Garden This is my problem like ten
is 112. I don't know them Savage Garden. No again.
I don't think I would think of them as a boy
band They're the ones who did that I want to
stand with you on a mountain I want to bathe
with you in the sea like I wouldn't think of
them as a boy band I was thinking them as a band.
All right. Okay. All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna
switch it up. Okay music here. Yeah these are
Taco Bell's best -selling menu items right now.
I had Taco Bell yesterday. Hell yeah, according
to their website. So I just went to their website
and went to their best sellers and went down
the list. Okay. So for right now, not old -timey.
Yeah, this is what was on the list like yesterday.
Okay. If you actually went and could buy these
things all at once. And how many do we have?
We have the top seven. Seven. Now the order,
I don't know if this is their order. I put them
in order that they were listed. Okay. Doritos
local taco. No. What? No, okay. Fuck. I was so
confident Okay, if I were you I might I might
stay in the I might stay in the taco vibe and
get a little less specific Crunchy taco. I'll
give it to yes crunchy and soft tacos where they
were both their own thing I made them one thing.
Okay. So yes, that was number one Chicken quesadilla.
Yes, okay The five layer burrito No. The beefy,
beefy, cheesy? No. Okay. So you got two strikes.
What the fuck? Do drinks count? Mm -mm. Fuck!
They're all food. Because I'm a Baja Blast! These
are all food. I got Baja Blasted last night.
Okay. With a drink. Oh. I thought they made they
make dirty Baja blast now. So they put like cream
in it. Okay, so you have the Crunchy Taco and
the chicken quesadilla is number five. So you
have one in five. So you have five more to pick
from two strikes though. Okay. Our sides part
of it. There are no sides on this list. No nachos
Belgande. Nope. Fuck three strikes. All right.
So you get two points. I'm gonna go back down
the list. So first soft slash crunchy taco second
cheesy gordita crunch Three chalupa supreme our
trap supreme. It is it's number seven. Okay,
four was a cheesy bean and rice burrito five
with the chicken quesadilla which you got and
Six was the spicy potato soft taco. I get that
sometimes. I like it. Yeah, I get it sometimes
I got So I got their new dip in burritos. Oh,
yeah, they good. Yeah, they're good. I got the
chicken And then I got their Cantina chicken
bowl. It filled me up. It was good. I was all
about it. I'm gonna get it again. Good for you.
Hey, I love Taco Bell. Taco Bell, you can sponsor
us any day of the fucking week. Taco Bell, I
love you. I've been thinking about you so much.
Which is why I got you yesterday. Always. Always
thinking about Taco Bell. Alright, so you went
up to five points. Oh shit. That was rough. It's
anybody's game. I was just trying to think of...
Things that I feel like everyone gets yeah, I
wasn't cuz like This is I wasn't trying to get
too specific and yeah problem. Okay, it happens
But that's the good thing about these these questions.
You can easily one more question and you can
blow it out of the water You know, okay. I'm
ready top ten Disney movies from the 90s Okay,
now not are we talking D comms? Are we just talking
Disney movies Disney movies? Okay, there is one
I think it was a decom. Okay. Um, let's just
hit it. Aladdin. Yes, number four. The Little
Mermaid. Wait, she came out in the 80s. No, I
take it back. Let me take it back. Come on. Thank
you. Swim away. Um, okay. I said Aladdin. Toy
Story. Yes, number two. Um, what the fuck else
happened? Um, fuck. Mulan? Yes, number three.
Pocahontas. No. Now, oh, this is from movie web,
by the way. Okay. And Pocahontas was on their
list, but I just picked top 10. Not top 10. Got
it. Got it. Okay. Parent Trap? No, but it was
on the list. Okay. Life size? Okay. Well, there's
my three. Lion King. Fuck. All right. So one
Lion King, two Toy Story, three Mulan, four Aladdin,
five Beauty and the Beast. I didn't realize that
came out in the 90s. Six Toy Story, two. Fuck
you. Seven Newsies? I know what it is. I didn't...
Didn't watch it. I think it's live -action. Oh
eight a bugs life. Oh Nine a goofy movie. I prefer
it. I prefer a goofy movie to extremely goofy
movie ten cool runnings Um, it's older than I
thought it came out like 92. I thought it came
out like the late 80s No, it was 90s. I'm very
okay Well, I watched the shadow cool runnings.
Okay, so how many points did I get? You got a
Toy Story Mulan in Aladdin. So three three, okay
Okay, I got this from the Social Security index
What the top five boy names of the 90s? Okay
in the u .s. So of the entire decade Of the 90s.
Yes the 90s and these are boy names only okay
later. I'm gonna ask you about girl names Okay,
how what a top what top five we're looking for
five Mike Mike Michael. Yes number one Christopher
to Jonathan No, fuck Maybe get a little biblical
Judas I Need to sidebar for one second the other
day Justin was like his office and I wasn't I
was just cooking dinner and vibing and I had
my playlist that's called When I'm feeling unhinged
on there's a lot of Lady Gaga on that playlist
and Judas her song. Yes was on there and I was
She's going dude. I know that part and like dancing
while I'm like, I don't know making spaghetti
and he came up the stairs at some point and was
just standing there watching me. And then finally
I turned around he's like, I've been here for
five minutes. Judas obviously was not a real
guess. So you still only got one strike. Okay,
what did I guess? Michael and Christopher. Okay,
Matthew. Yep, three. Am I still thinking biblical?
Yeah, but get out of the Gospels. Adam? No. Three
strikes? That was two. Okay. Two more names to
get. Joseph nope fuck for all that Joshua and
Jacob I was trying to say J names think J names.
Okay, so three points sue me for going straight
to Joseph Well, I mean he was important. Okay,
so you got you got three points out of that.
So that brings me up to eight We're only four
points apart. Okay, this one's gonna be fun.
Okay, I'm ready. I love fun top 10 y2k brands
to wear Fuck, I'm not gonna be able to do this.
And this is from Thrifted. God damn it. I think
you'll be able to get at least three or four
of them. I don't think so, okay. You just gotta
think back. Let's just start. Let's just start.
Let's just end this quickly. Limited to? Is it
on there? No. Okay, cool. Not children's brands.
Whatever. As soon as I say these, you're gonna
be like, oh. Air Apostle? No. Janko? Jeans? No.
I'm out. I knew it was not gonna go well for
me. I'm not good with brands. Okay, Juicy Couture.
Okay. Von Dutch. Fuck those stupid hats. Baby
Fat. Oh my god. Ed Hardy. That was so much later
than Y2K. No, it wasn't. In 2000? No. No. It
was like the mid to late 2000s. Miss 60. DKNY.
Yeah, no. Tommy Hilfiger. No. Diesel. I don't
want to do this anymore. Guess. The jeans. Yeah.
That you were telling me to guess the last one.
I was like, guess what? I'm not gonna know it.
Yeah, no, I'm not good with clothing brands.
Like, so that's no points for me. Um, okay. Sorry,
I fucked up. It's okay. You didn't fuck up. I
fucked up. Okay, we surveyed 100 choruses for
the following question. No, I'm just opinionated.
They did some research to confirm my recollection.
Okay, so it's not like an exact like statistic.
But I did some research. Most seen fan fiction
subjects on Quazilla in the mid 2000s. I got
the top five. And what I did was I went back
and I found the old Quazilla homepages and they
had the tags. And these were the tags that were
most used. So just five subjects that you think
people were writing the most fan fiction about.
So I know nothing about fan fiction. You don't
have to. Twilight? Vague it out. Vampires. Yes
five. They were more than one fictional vampire.
So vampires was the more popular tag, you know
There are some super specific things in here
though. Okay The Lion King I'm thinking Mufasa
and Scar. That's one strike. That's a big strike.
Okay Fanfic. The thing about these people had
like crushes on the characters Like just think
about that because that's what spawns most fanfiction
Supernatural? Number three. So you need three
more Oh, Harry Potter. Yep. Number two. So you
need one and four. I'll give you a hint here.
Okay. Number one is a fictional thing. It's a
show. Number four, real people. Okay. One show,
four real people. Yeah. Maybe musicians. I don't
even know. Backstreet Boys. No. Oh. So that's
strike two. And sync. No. Fuck. All right. My
Chemical Romance. And number one was Naruto.
Oh, yeah. I remember reading a lot of those.
I didn't even watch fucking Naruto, but there
were so many it was hard to not read them. So
you got three. So that brings you up to 11. We're
only one point apart. See? This game could be
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Um, cold. Cold Mountain? What's that? Not my
guess. Also, that came out of the 2000s. I'm
wrong. Heart. Um, cold heart? Braveheart! Oh,
no. Oh. Titanic. Cold? Because the ocean's cold?
Heart of the ocean? That is your fucking hint
for Titanic? Number one, Shawshank Redemption.
Okay. Number two, Schindler's List. Three. Thelma
and Louise. Oh, that's a great movie. Four, Toy
Story. Five, There's Something About Mary. I
don't know. Six, Malcolm X. It's a great movie.
Seven, Good Will Hunting. Good movie. Eight,
Titanic. Okay. Nine, Hoop Streams. Mm -hmm. And
ten, Goodfellas. Hell yeah. All right, so I got
one point. Um, yes. Okay, so I'm up to 13. All
right, I'm gonna hit you with a fucking terrible
one now. This... I think this is according to
Box Office Mojo. Pretty sure. The Fast and Furious
franchise, the highest grossing of the franchise
per box office. Let's do the top 8. Top 8 Fast
and Furious movies? Yeah, based on box office
revenue. So I just need to name the movies. Best
you can. Okay. Fast and Furious 1. No. That's
nine. Okay. Oh, fuck. What's the one where he
dies? The one that came out? There's so many.
Okay, I'm just gonna go in order. Fast, too fast,
too furious. Two strikes. Fast five. Yeah, that's
number four. Okay. Fast six. That's number two.
It's just there's so many that just say fast
fast fast fast. It's hard to seven. That's number
one So you've gotten three out of eight. So you
have five more. Oh My god, okay. So I said one
and two fast and furious three No, Tokyo Drift
is not on here. No, isn't there one? That's like
Tokyo Drift is like the prequel Tokyo Drift is
three I Thought it was one Tokyo Drift to no.
Oh I wasn't considering Tokyo Drift is a third
movie. Okay Well, there's not Fast and Furious
3 on here either. Oh, okay. So then I fucked
up. Yeah. All right, so I'm just gonna go more.
Okay. Furious 7, Furious 6, The Fate of the Fast,
The Fate of the Furious. Oh, 8. Okay. Fast 5.
Fast and Furious presents Hobbs and Shaw. Okay.
Fast, or F9, The Fast Saga. Fast and Furious,
which is the one from... 2009 X fast and furious
you got three points You're one point ahead of
me now. This might get us close. Well, I think
you're gonna blow ahead. All right Top 10 fiction
books of all time. I Don't want to do this. I
think okay. So this is from the top tens calm
You picked the vaguest shit in the world, but
think series Okay. All right Harry Potter series.
You have to specify which ones. You just told
me series! Exactly, so think the numbers, like
the specific books is what I'm saying. So you're
telling me there could be multiple Harry Potter
books? There are multiple Harry Potter books
on this. Okay, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's
Stone. Yes, that's number nine. Harry Potter
and the Deathly Hallows. That is number one.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. That
is number six. Harry Potter and the Goblet of
Fire. That is number ten. Harry Potter The Chamber
of Secrets. Nope. Are there any more Harry Potters?
No. Okay. Lord of the Rings. One. It's just Lord
of the Rings. Okay, two. I didn't know if there
were more than one book. Okay. All right. So
how many more? How many more do I need to get?
Five. I need five more. Okay. Are there is there
any like classic literature on this book? Or
classic literature books on this list? Like shit
you might have read in high school. So they would
have made you read? No. Okay. Twilight. Any Twilight?
No. Hunger Games? Yes. That's number four. Are
there any other Hunger Games? No. Similar feel.
One of the books. Famous movies in like our movie
theater time. Like dystopian shit? Yeah, a little
bit. Was it the one with with What's -Her -Face?
Shailene Woodley? Mm -hmm. Can you tell me what
it started with? D. D... That that that that
let me think divergent Okay, you still need one
two three one of them makes me laugh so hard
I don't know. Um Jurassic Park. No. All right.
That was my last all right. Um The Hobbit because
it's not technically part of the Lord of the
Rings The lightning thief the one that made me
laugh the Bible. Ooh Controversial I know Um,
as soon as I saw that it was in fiction, I'm
like, I have to do this list. Well, that whale
story is definitely fictional. I don't care what
anybody says. Okay, so that brings me up to 20.
Whoa. All right. Top unisex black cat names,
according to cats .com. And it's the top top
six. Top six black cat names. Yes unisex. Oh,
don't worry about Salem. Nope. Are you shitting
my dick right now? What is it on the top six?
Banks. No. I'm just thinking of like - You might
want to calm the fuck down and get general. You're
thinking of character names. Yes! Those would
be gendered, wouldn't they? Not necessarily.
Okay, well some people would - Shadow! Yep, number
one. Fuck. Okay, um... What are, uh, licorice?
No. Okay, you're out. Smokey. Raven, Onyx, Cosmo,
and Midnight. Cosmo? Yep. She got one old point.
That was horrific. Top 10 Selly Toys of the 90s.
And this is by Wow Wow Toys. Okay. Um, question
before we start. Yes. Are there multiple kinds
of Barbies? No. Are there any Barbies? Some of
them are, they're not like a specific thing.
It's There's multiple of the toys. I don't know
how else to give it away. Or how else to... Most
of these are specific toys. Okay. One of them
is a gaming system. Game Boy Color? No. Game
Boy? No. Okay, that was one guess. Okay. Cabbage
Patch Kids? No. shit. That was like the 70s.
Well, I know, but they were I had Cabbage Patch
Kids in the 90s. Do you know what I mean? Like,
this is what's hard about this. Best selling
toys in the 90s. I know, but toys that I had,
I'm not 100 % that they all came out. I don't
know all the dates like Nintendo Superboy, the
super one. Super Nintendo. Yep. Yep. That's number
eight. Okay. Okay. And that's that's the only
system. Okay, so we got that out of the way.
Yes. Okay. um but that one that's like that's
like skip it there's skip it hell yeah i had
one of those i had to skip it yeah um a razor
scooter no ah all right two all right tell me
what's on there because i because like i said
i i had toys like i don't know when everything
came out and how you said cabbage patch and i
said that's the 80s technically this is a lot
older but it was still it was re -released in
the 90s okay um stretch armstrong Oh, yes, I
would have never guessed that. Like it wasn't
sold for like a while. Yeah. It came back out
in like 92. I feel like my dad had one as a kid.
Yeah, they had, yeah. Star Wars toys. It was
very big with that. Okay. Anything Star Wars.
Yeah, I didn't have those. My Little Pony. I
had a pink one too. And I think it had strawberries
on its ass. Nice. I think I had that same one.
Yeah. And didn't it smell like strawberries?
Yeah, I think that was the goal. Yeah. I'm not
sure that it did. I think it mostly smelled like
rubber. Probably. Okay, so skip it. Transformers.
Oh, yes. Yeah, I wouldn't have I didn't play
with Transformers Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I should have guessed that though because my
cousin my older cousin He was a bitch for Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles are wrestling figurines
on there Okay, cuz he was also a bitch for that
was see in this list. It wasn't just ten. It
was 25 Okay, so they that wrestling was on the
list cuz I remember he had a ton of those action
figures in the 90s like of the Rock and everybody
else seven Polly Pocket I was gonna guess Polly
Pocket. Damn it. Super Nintendo. Yeah. Nine,
which is my favorite. Pogs. Yeah, I never really.
Fuck with Pogs. And ten Beanie Babies. Oh, yeah.
All right, so we did the boy names of the 90s.
Let's do the girl names. Kelly. No, your sister
was born in the 80s. Yeah, but Kelly's... Yeah,
but it was not on there. Kelly's a name. It is,
true. Sarah. Yeah, that's number four. Jessica.
Number one. Okay. I want to say Hannah. I wouldn't.
Okay. I don't want to say Hannah. No, I wouldn't
either. I bet they're further down on the list
though because I went to school with a bunch
of Hannahs. Yeah. You know what? Courtney. Fuck.
One more. Bitches. One more strike to go. Elizabeth.
No. So first one was Jessica that you got. Ashley.
Oh, Emily Sarah you got and then Samantha. All
right, so you got two Got 17. I've got 22. So
we're still basically one question and this is
the last question, right? Yep. All right So you
ask one more ask one more then we're done. So
I think top ten candies from the 90s Okay, and
this is from Crave box and a lot of these candies
are still out today. It's not specific Okay,
it's just the top candies of the 90s. All right
not discontinued candies Baby bottle pops. Yes.
Okay, because I fucked those up. That's number
eight. Um, all right, baby bottle pop is eight.
Uh, ring pops. Yes, that's three. Fun dip. No.
Reese's cups. No. Or pieces. No. Okay, nothing
Reese's. That was one guess. Yes. So I have two
strikes. Two strikes. Maybe, maybe help a bitch
out a little bit, you know? Um, they're fun on
your tongue. Uh, they feel fun on your tongue
when it gets wet. What the what? Can you help
me out with something else? Two different types
of music. What is wrong with you? Twizzlers.
No. Okay, then I'm out. Pop Rocks. I would have
never gotten that. Warheads. Ring Pops. Got that.
Nerds. Fuck nerds. Skittles. Yeah. Sour Patch
Kids. See, I don't think of them as 90s. Well,
but I told you they weren't like old. I know,
but I wouldn't have thought of them as the 90s.
I wouldn't even know they were out in the 90s.
Bubble Tape. Oh, I fucked up some bubble tape.
I fucked up some. Yep. Shoot the whole roll in
five minutes. Yeah. Babel Bottle Pops. I said
that. Babel. Babel Bottle Pops. Hershey's Cookies
and Cream. I loved those. That makes sense. And
Gushers. I would think of them as like fruit
snacks. Which I know are candies, but like, you
know, they just don't come to mind immediately.
All right, so I get two points out of that. That
brings me to 24. Okay, the most popular Green
Day songs, according to Spotify, popular downloads,
top six. Okay. Waking Up With September Ends.
That is number four, yes. Um, all of a sudden,
no idea any songs. Uh, Boulevard Book and Dreams.
Yeah, that's number three. This is hard. I know
it is. You have no strikes yet, though. No. See,
this is gonna be another Avril Lavigne situation.
I'm not gonna get a strike because I don't know
songs. Well, just try. You should know more Green
Day songs than Avril Lavigne songs. Yeah. There's
just more time frame to work with. Right. I also
don't know song titles. Well, if you sing one,
I'll give it to you. Like I'll give you the as
long as you're not just humming. If you say some
words, I can I can make it. I'm not gonna be
a dick about this. And unpredictable and in the
end it's right. I hope you have the time of your
life. Yep, good riddance. Time of your life is
five. Okay. See if you've got half. You just
need three more. I'll give you a little hint
here. Okay. One of them is from the like 2000s.
Okay. Same time as like Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
Other two, throw it back to the dookie days.
90s. What's the one song? American Idiot. Okay.
Yeah, that's number two. Okay. So you've got
one and six left. And these are both off of the
Dookie album. One of them that number six is
probably one of my favorite songs. And I've sang
it and talked about it a lot on the podcast.
And I'm sure you have. Yeah, this moment of time.
Just trying to help. I know. I appreciate that.
Like I know you've given it to me like when we've
done cuz I know that it's Trivias musical trivias
before because you know that I like it. Mm -hmm
I might just have to take the L on this one.
All right. Well, you got four points So it's
not bad. Number one was basket case and number
six was when I come around. Oh Yeah, yeah, but
hey So four more points 21 21 I got 24 so pretty
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