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Hello. Hey, what's going on? I'm Clarissa. I'm

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Courtney. And this is 30 Dirty and Dying. Your

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favorite or soon to be favorite millennial podcast

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for millennials by millennials. We're not doing

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okay and you probably aren't either. That's just

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life. Especially right now. Yeah. Can you believe

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it's only like a couple weeks into January and

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it feels like the end of the world? Yeah. Well,

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who knows? By the time you guys listen to this,

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who knows if it will be? I don't know. Real,

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real quick. Yep. Who knows? Who knows? And we're

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just coping the best way we know how. I feel

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like something I end up saying a lot when I talk

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about the podcast or when we post things about

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the podcast is like, we are literally just...

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realizing that most of life is making shit up

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as you go. And the points don't matter. They

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really don't. It's fine. Like there's this pressure

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to have shit figured out and everybody thinks

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that 30 is that time where you're going to have

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it all figured out. You never will. You don't.

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And you never will. That's the thing. It's like

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everybody's waiting for that age where we feel

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like grownups. I don't think that happens. No.

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I just think everybody gave us 30 as this arbitrary

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number because it was like... They talk about

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how your 20s are supposed to be the best years

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of your life. Yeah, mine were not. But then I

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realized like maybe these are the best years

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of my life, but they're not. It's not what I

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thought my 30s would be like. And maybe that's

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fine. So we're just having a good ass time. And

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that's what the show's about. And we're doing

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it together. Hell yeah. Together. Just like,

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I don't know, twins. Today we're reliving a millennial

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favorite because one of the ways we get through

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life is with nostalgia. And we relived a movie.

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Didn't we, Courtney? We did. And I just relived

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it this morning. Me too. So we are reliving the

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parent trap today. And I have thoughts and opinions.

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I do too. Mine's more negative, I think. I have

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a mixture, I think. I have a pretty good mixture.

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So I'm excited to talk about it. I remembered

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more of it than I thought I would. Like sometimes

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when we do these relivings, I'm like, I was like

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rewatching it for the first time. It was not

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like that. I remembered almost the entire movie.

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Yeah, I remembered a lot. Yeah, and I know I've

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rewatched it as an adult. It's been a minute.

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I don't think I have. I know I have. Like maybe

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as a teen, but definitely not as an adult. I

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remember watching it on TV a lot. Like it would

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run on ABC Family or like Disney Channel and

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I would watch it, you know, almost any time it

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was on. So I've seen it quite a few times in

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my life. Um, so maybe that's why. But I also

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think, you know, it's it is a favorite. Like,

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it's one of my favorites. I really like it. So

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I remembered more of it than I thought. And I'm

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excited to relive it today. But first. Back in

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time. All right. So we already went back to 1998

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this season a couple episodes ago. So we decided

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to go back in time to the birth year of one Lindsay

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Lohan. 1986. Yep. Which is just a year before

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my sister was born. Oh, wow. Well, starting off,

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I actually looked up celebrity births of 1986.

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And it was a pretty chock -full fucking year.

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A lot of our fave people, millennials, fave people,

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Our fellow millennials were born in 1986. Wow.

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So, obviously, Lindsay Lohan. Yes. Queen herself.

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Yep. Kat Dennings. Leighton Meester. Okay. Yep.

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Who's Leighton Meester? She was in Gossip Girl.

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I didn't watch it. She was... XOXO. Gossip Girl.

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I think her name was Blair. Maybe. Yeah, because

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Blake Lively is Blair, correct? No. No. Blake

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Lively was in Gossip Girl. Yeah, but it's not

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Blair. Oh. Blair was with Chuck. See... I say

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that as if I knew. Yeah, what the fuck? I know

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more about Gossip Girl than you. I watched The

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Soup, and they talked about it a lot, and they

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had a whole segment about Chuck and Blair. So,

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that's how I know. Gotcha. I know I have to check

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that. I'm sorry. Because somebody's married to

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Adam Brody. Yeah. Maybe. It is her. Leighton

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Meester. She's married to Adam Brody now. What

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kind of name is Leighton? I don't know. Meester?

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Leighton Meester. No offense, Leighton Meester.

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If you're listening to this, I'm sorry. It's

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just an interesting name. It doesn't say which

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I'm sure it has an interesting backstory. It

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doesn't say like her her background on her Wikipedia

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page. So I don't know if it's like a. Maybe it's

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a family name and I'm just dissing on it. Her

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parents were serving time in a federal prison

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for involvement in a smuggling drug ring. Jesus.

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Wow. Leighton Meester fucks and has from day

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one. So cool. So anyways, yeah, Leighton Meester.

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Sorry. Megan Fox. Okay. With her weird thumbs.

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Yeah. Go off. That's when they came out. Robert

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Pattinson. Okay. Edward. Not in 1912. So I saw

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this TikTok today. Okay. If Bella Swan never

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went to Forks and the Cullens were still in high

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school today, like they would. in crowd and,

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like, saying the most ridiculous stuff. Well,

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I'm sure they're doing that. They said, if I

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remember correctly, that what they would do was

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every few years they would pick up and leave

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and start over as high schoolers somewhere else.

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So if you think about it, if they're still -

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So Bella's also a high schooler now? And I guess

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- With a child? Well, I think - Well, the child

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- Going to high school with your child? Rutabaga

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is probably also a high school student. Forever.

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So, yeah, it's like a family - Go into high school

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with your kids. Anyways, other people that were

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born in 1986. Yes. Um, Brittany Snow. Remember

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in Pitch Perfect, the redhead who nodes? Yes.

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She's been in other stuff, but like, that's what

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I think of. That's the reference that I would

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probably understand. Amanda Bynes. Amanda, Amanda,

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Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda,

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Amanda show. Lady Gaga. Gaga. Gaga. Why did I,

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why did I imagine Lady Gaga? Me too. Than Lindsay

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Lohan. I'm not saying, like, anything bad. No,

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absolutely not. Everybody looks amazing. I'm

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not saying that. I just mean. And Lindsay Lohan

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looks real good right now. She's getting it together,

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I think. Yes. I'm really proud of her. Me too.

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Lily Gladstone. Penn Badgley. Oh. Hey, you. The

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new one. The end. The last one is coming. I've

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only watched two seasons. Well, it's about to

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be over, so. I feel like it should have been

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over. A season ago. Two seasons ago. Yep. I'm

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so glad it's ending. Like, why couldn't they

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have just stopped at, like, the first season?

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Like, I feel like that was good enough. Well,

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there are more books, so they did try to, which

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I only read the first book. I haven't read the

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others, so I don't know how close they all are.

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Yeah, well, there's only one 13 Reasons Why,

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and they decided to keep that going. Wow. 14

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Reasons. No, but, like, I think some of the other

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seasons were great. I just, I'm done now. I've

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been done for a while, so I'm gonna watch it,

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but. And then, ooh, Kyla Pratt, the girl who

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did the voice for Penny Proud. Oh. Yeah. Heidi

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Montag. Josh Peck. Hell yeah, that's a good one.

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Oh, the Olsens. Seriously? Yeah, Mary -Kate.

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Well, Mary -Kate's on here. Ashley isn't, but

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I'm sure she's further down since they're twins.

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Why were they together? I don't know. Well, you

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know, they're different people. They are different

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people, but they were born at the same time.

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We're doing a whole thing about twins. Except

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for Lindsay Lohan. I thought Lindsay Lohan was

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a twin. For years. For a very long time. You

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know, there is a conspiracy theory about that.

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That she does have a twin? And that that twin

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died. Yeah, but like after they finished filming

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before it came out. One girl, the other one,

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we're not going to talk about her because her

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parents were very dead set on. Dead. Dead. What?

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All right. So, the world statistics. Population,

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4 .378 billion. Wow. It's like almost double

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that now, ain't it? Something like that. Seven

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bill something. Super Bowl. There we go. Chicago,

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New England. The Bears. The Bears. Yeah. World

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Series. The New York Mets. And the Boston Red

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Sox. No one cares. Okay. Baseball doesn't matter.

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Stanley Cup. Let's just do drugs and throw sticks.

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That's the entire sport. They have great butts.

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I do not fucking care. Stanley Cup. Montreal.

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Calgary. So just Canada. NCAA football champion.

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Who fucking cares? Penn State. Okay. Way to go.

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Tell me basketball. That's the only sport I care

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about. Oh, I skipped that specifically because

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I don't like basketball. I do. I have to sit

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here and listen to you talk about dudes with

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sticks in their butts or whatever, and you won't

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even tell me about the basketball? I mean, I'm

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sure. Houston. Good deal. The Celtics were a

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great team at that time. I didn't even know who

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they were. Well, you should. You should spend

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more time worrying about basketball than butt

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sticks. They score too much. It's stupid. That's

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the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Can we talk

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about how baseball takes 46 hours to play? No,

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I don't like baseball either. I just like to

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look at their butts. I think it could be cut

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in half. Also, I saw this thing. And also hot

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dogs. Wieners and butts. You can get a hot dog

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at a basketball game. Yeah, but it's too long.

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It's too long. It's too back and forth. It's

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too many points. Don't talk about, well, you

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can eat a hot dog. You can eat five number of...

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Hot dogs in a basketball game. I saw a video

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the other day, which is what I was going to say

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before you made me mad again, of this girl being

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like, listen, guys, girls don't like hockey.

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They like watching grown men beat the shit out

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of each other. That's why your girl likes to

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watch hockey with you. I like when they stretch.

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Before they fight? Before the game starts. Before

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the fight starts. I'd be fine if they didn't

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fight at all. I don't think, I've never really

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watched hockey. I think the aggression is unnecessary.

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Can't we just play a sport and then just... Get

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over it. I like fighting. Like, why is football

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so aggressive? Like, why isn't it flag football

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where you just take a flag out? I can be such

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a little bitch sometimes, I swear to God. I love

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you so much, but, like, I've ever heard. Why

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would you risk your life? Because it's fun to

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watch. It's not. I like to watch boxing. I like

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to watch UFC. Nope. If you almost get your head

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cut off, I'm here for it. I don't want it. I

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like it. Justin watched a boxing match one time

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together, and he was like, you become a different

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person. person. He says that when I watch sports

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in general, but especially like violent sports.

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He's like, this is insane. You're like a whole

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different person. I am. I enjoy it. I get really

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into it. Well, that's good for you. Yeah, it's

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fun. Would you like to hear about science? Sure.

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I mean. All right. So K. Alex Mueller and J.

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George Bednorz. Why did my ass just want to go

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Mueller, Mueller. Discover superconduct. in a

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ceramic material at negative 397 degrees Fahrenheit.

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Wow. A higher temperature than ever before. Hey,

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off came out in 1986. Oh

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my god! I was spooling up my movies to go after.

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That's crazy! Yeah. Also, Crocodile Dundee. Nice.

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Labyrinth. I never watched it. The Fly. Never

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watched it. Got Jeff Goldblum in it. Yeah, what

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a man. I hear he just plays himself in everything.

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Is that true? He pretty much does. And also for

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the first time in a while the other day, I watched

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Moses, the Prince of Egypt cartoon. And he's

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in it. Oh, really? He plays Moses's brother,

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Aaron. And it literally is just Jeff Goldblum.

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As a cartoon? Yeah. He's like, oh my God. He's

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just very great. Top Gun. Oh, shit. Yep. I like

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Top Gun. I don't dislike it. It's fine. And I

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like the new Top Gun. My mom really likes it.

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Little Shop of Horrors. Never seen it. Little

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Shop. Little Shop of Horrors. Bop, shit, bop.

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I don't know the rest. Okay. Well, a tornado

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outbreak happened in Rhode Island. Ooh, wow.

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What the fuck? Yeah. I don't feel like they get

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many tornades. Nope. And this article starts

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off with, Rhode Island is not known as an extension

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of Tornado Alley. Absolutely not. However, during

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a 24 -hour period from August 7th... through

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the 8th of 1986 three tornadoes struck fuck they

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struck fuck an ad popped up i was trying to read

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it three tornadoes struck fuck struck rhode island

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this is the first time in rhode island's history

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to have a multiple tornado day wow have they

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i wonder if they've had any big incense because

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i like don't recall ever hearing about rhode

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island Having tornadoes in my life. So it began

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with an F1 tornado, which really isn't that big

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of a deal. The wind blew. No way. It touched

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down in Cumberland, Rhode Island. Okay. It traveled

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a half mile towards the southeast and damaged

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trees and power lines. No injuries or fatalities.

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Fatality. About an hour later, an F2 tornado.

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Okay. Winds speeds up to 113 to 157 is like an

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F2. At around 4 .15 p .m., which traveled four

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miles from Cranston to Providence on a northeastern

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path. The damage from this tornado included a

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flip truck, a house removed from its foundation,

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a manufacturing building losing its top floor,

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the YMCA badly damaged, and 6 ,000 people losing

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power. There were 20 injuries during the storm,

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most from flying debris. But there were no fatalities.

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Then the next morning, F1. The storm traveled

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for six miles. Dozens of people were injured.

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Caused $2 .5 million in damages, which is equivalent

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to about $5 .4 million. Yeah, isn't that pretty

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crazy? Yeah, that is. Rhode Island. Killing it.

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Do you want to go out with some songs? Yeah,

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song me up. All right. Run DMC and Aerosmith

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did that collab of Walk This Way. Walk this way.

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Talk this way. Hell yeah. Oh, it was 1985. But

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Nikita was just an Elton John song that I really,

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really like. Kiss by Prince came out in 1986.

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It's a great song. I just want your extra time

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and your kiss. You know, I never really listen

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to Prince. Oh, you should. Prince is one of the

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best guitarists ever. Purple Rain. Purple Rain.

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I do know that song. I like, um, I think my favorite

00:14:19.740 --> 00:14:21.840
Prince song is When Doves Cry. Uh, Papa Don't

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Preach by Madonna. Okay. It's about, um, she

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gets teen pregnancy. Wow. Yeah, she's like, Papa

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don't preach. I know I'm in trouble deep. Something,

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something. But I'm keeping my baby. Those are

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the lyrics. Or at least a few of them. Manic

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Monday by the Bangles. A manic Monday. Oh, Danger

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Zone by Kenny Loggins. That makes sense because

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of Top Gun. Duh. Highway to the Danger Zone.

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I love that song. It's a great song. Everybody

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Have Fun Tonight by Wang Chung. Everybody have

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fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight. Thanks

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Now, let's get back to the show. Well, so Parent

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Trap, a remake. I've never seen the original.

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I've never seen the original either. And I have

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no fucking desire to, okay? What if it's really

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good? I don't, it can't be better than Queen

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Lindsay Lohan. Oh no, probably not. I love how

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at the opening credits, it's introducing Lindsay

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Lohan. I know. Because it was her first movie.

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I was like so proud of her. Yeah, way to go.

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What, honestly, I don't think if I would have

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like. Like, when I was a kid watching it, or

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even a little younger, not knowing that was her

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first movie, I don't think I would have believed

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it was her first movie. She did great. She was

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so good. And not just because she played two

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people. Well, she did an accent. Yeah. It wasn't

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the best. But for a kid? Well, yeah, that's what

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I mean. Like, but even just each character was,

00:16:02.980 --> 00:16:05.539
like, a fully realized person. Yeah. And I believed

00:16:05.539 --> 00:16:11.110
a realized idea. Yep. Um. But, yeah, she. Was

00:16:11.110 --> 00:16:12.809
a really good actor. Like, at no point was I

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like, this is just a kid reading shit off cue

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cards. Yeah, no, she did a good job. Which sometimes

00:16:16.370 --> 00:16:18.450
you get, you know, in those, which is fine. People

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grow into it. But she really has been a good

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actor from day one. Day one. Day one. I want

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to say that I was sitting there watching and

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wanting, like, I've never been to camp. I've

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never been to a camp. I was not in that tax bracket,

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ladies and gents. And I was like, man, I wish

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I could have been to a camp. You see. I remember

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thinking this as a kid, and I thought the same

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thing watching it. I remember being like, that

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looks fun, I never want to go. I mean, it just,

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I don't like to be outside. Never did, never

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will. And like, it looks fun, but it looks like

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fake fun. I was not in the tack bracket for camp,

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and I'm okay with that. And look what happened.

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What about Camp Crystal Lake? That's the only

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one because I wouldn't have to pay the bill at

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the end. Yeah, you're right because you die.

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Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, go on. I just, I feel the

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same. Yeah, I just, I really, I was sad because

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I never got to go to camp. So I was watching

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this and I'm like, man. Camp. Yeah. Yeah, I will

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say, you know, there are a few scenes and parts

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of the movie throughout that have stuck with

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me for life. Like, I can remember them, like,

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even before re -watching it. And a lot of them

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were the camp scenes. Like, the little... I don't

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know what you want to call it. Like all the booby

00:17:28.359 --> 00:17:30.099
traps they set when they like hate each other

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with the whipped cream and the honey. I remember

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that vividly and very viscerally. Like, and then

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also with the ear piercing. See, I've always

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remembered that. I've never, like, and there's

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a scene in an episode of The Office later where

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Kelly Kapoor is going to pierce Andy Bernard's

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ear in the bathroom because they become best

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friends. And all I could think about watching

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it was the parent trap scene. And then she goes

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to do it and he goes, ow, son of a bitch. And

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she's like, that was just the ice. I love that.

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But yeah, a lot of the camp scenes have stuck

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in my head. For many, many years. The isolation

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cabin. So I have multiple thoughts on just the

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camp in general. So let's start with the camp.

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First things first. I'm the realist. Why is someone

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from another country going to an American camp?

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Yeah. Do they not have camps in Europe? Probably

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not. I don't know. But if they don't, why do

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you think you should send your kid to one? You

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know what I mean? Like, she's also European,

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the mom. Right. Where did you get this fucking

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idea? Yeah, no idea. Second, they see each other

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and they don't think twin. They're just like,

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man, we look so much alike. Are you shitting

00:18:45.519 --> 00:18:49.519
my dick right now? And no one else? The entire

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time before they even realized together that

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they... Man, like, this is eerily similar. Okay,

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but also... Eerily similar. They do say that

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everyone has at least one doppelganger out there

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on the other side of the world. But not an exact

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copy. That's fucking dumb. They're not exact.

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That's what it means. Yes, that they are. Oh,

00:19:08.400 --> 00:19:10.640
well. That's what doppelganger means. Oh, well.

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But also, that is, again, a bold claim to just

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make with absolutely no evidence. Hey, I bet

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we are twins separated at birth. Like, I don't

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know if that's the first thing that would come

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to my mind. It is crazy how much that this storyline

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worked on us in the 90s and the early 2000s,

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though. Think about it. Mary -Kate and Ashley

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Olsen, I'm sure they had at least a few of their

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five billion movies that they were separated

00:19:34.809 --> 00:19:38.150
at birth. Tia and Tamara from Sister, Sister.

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That was the whole thing. Yeah, but see, that

00:19:40.589 --> 00:19:45.269
makes more sense because they were adopted. Yeah,

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this custody. To be like, you know what? I don't

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give a fuck about the other kid. Fucking see

00:19:50.509 --> 00:19:53.750
you again. Yeah. And how did they decide which

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one was going to go with which? Like, you know

00:19:55.730 --> 00:19:58.289
what? I kind of like this one a little better.

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I'll take that one. They're identical twins.

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And I'm going to say this right now. You can't

00:20:03.109 --> 00:20:05.509
tell them apart. Well, no, they couldn't tell

00:20:05.509 --> 00:20:08.690
them apart either. Exactly. Also, it's ridiculous

00:20:08.690 --> 00:20:12.910
that in the... The parents who made and birthed

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them were the last people in the whole fucking

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cast to realize something's amiss. But no, it's

00:20:19.730 --> 00:20:22.069
just ridiculous. Like, this custody arrangement

00:20:22.069 --> 00:20:24.470
is fucking bullshit. I have an easier time, like

00:20:24.470 --> 00:20:29.890
you said, believing that sister -sister's plotline.

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Yeah, 100%. Because I believe, but this one is

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like, we're choosing. Look, I cut off my exes.

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They're dead to me. But this is pretty extreme.

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Yeah. There's something called co -parent. No,

00:20:41.609 --> 00:20:44.470
not there. Not there. Fuck that. But no, they

00:20:44.470 --> 00:20:48.130
couldn't have chosen them based on any real qualities

00:20:48.130 --> 00:20:50.529
of the children when they were, they were just

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flipping coins. Yeah. And another thing that

00:20:52.809 --> 00:20:55.009
bothered me. Hit me. The peanut butter. It's

00:20:55.009 --> 00:20:58.349
like a known fact that like Europe doesn't have

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peanut butter. What? Yeah. I didn't know that.

00:21:02.109 --> 00:21:04.660
Yeah. There's like countries that don't have

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peanut butter. Is England one of those countries?

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I'm pretty sure England is one of those countries.

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Let's check. Double check. But I'm pretty sure.

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And the fact that the English Lindsay Lohan is

00:21:15.140 --> 00:21:17.039
the one that whipped out the peanut butter. But

00:21:17.039 --> 00:21:19.980
maybe that's why she said Well, no, she didn't

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whip it out. She said, I like to eat them at

00:21:21.740 --> 00:21:23.819
home with peanut butter. Yeah, and she whipped

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it out. No, she whipped it out. Hallie whipped

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it out. Are you sure? Yes, because she got the

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Oreos out. I just literally watched it 30 seconds

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ago. She got the Oreos out and said, hey, do

00:21:31.839 --> 00:21:34.079
you want an Oreo? She's like, yeah, I love Oreos

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at home. I eat them with peanut butter. And then

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Hallie was like, no fucking way. Because that's

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an American thing to say. Maybe the reason that

00:21:44.420 --> 00:21:48.200
Annie, the British one, was so embarrassed about.

00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:50.160
peanut butter because it's not a weird thing

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no it's because there's no peanut butter go together

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but because there's no peanut butter over there

00:21:54.579 --> 00:21:56.539
in england yeah so maybe that's why she was thinking

00:21:56.539 --> 00:21:59.000
it's so weird how'd she get it i don't know her

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mom like rich they're rich people this is what

00:22:01.140 --> 00:22:03.019
happens when rich people have twins i guess yeah

00:22:03.019 --> 00:22:04.839
they can just do whatever they want which is

00:22:04.839 --> 00:22:07.380
why they just chose one and kept it do the brits

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have peanut butter i spelled it wrong i wrote

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peanut butter peanut butter has always been popular

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in the uk oh fuck me It's been available since

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the 1930s. Oh, well. Maybe other parts of Europe.

00:22:20.259 --> 00:22:22.180
You might be right. Maybe. But the UK specifically,

00:22:22.319 --> 00:22:24.220
which is where they're living, right? Yeah. So.

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Oh, actually, let's take it all the way back

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to the intro of the movie. Okay. Where they meet,

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where they get married. On the cruise ship. Yeah.

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The Queen Elizabeth II. It's in the 80s, right?

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86. Is that, are you just saying that because

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we went back in time? No, no, no, no. I'm saying,

00:22:41.640 --> 00:22:45.860
like, isn't that, like, the date on the. The

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picture is like 1986 or something. I don't know.

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Let's find out. Wow. Did we have a better reason

00:22:50.059 --> 00:22:52.000
to do Back in Time than what we came up with?

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Isn't that wild? It just says Southampton. Is

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that the new one? Is that because they did a

00:22:56.259 --> 00:22:57.980
second picture? They did a second picture when

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they got remarried? No, it's the old one. Okay.

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I swore it said like 80 something. It might have

00:23:04.160 --> 00:23:07.220
been the actual movie. Like, when they show things

00:23:07.220 --> 00:23:09.599
in the actual movie. Oh, maybe. But this picture

00:23:09.599 --> 00:23:11.319
doesn't have that. But I believe you, sure. But,

00:23:11.319 --> 00:23:13.940
okay, so it's in the 80s. It took place, they

00:23:13.940 --> 00:23:16.339
got married in the 80s. Probably. And then 11

00:23:16.339 --> 00:23:20.160
years later, we're in the 90s. Okay. Why the

00:23:20.160 --> 00:23:22.920
fuck did the person that came up to take their

00:23:22.920 --> 00:23:26.019
picture had something from, like, the 40s as

00:23:26.019 --> 00:23:28.619
the camera? I find that hard to believe. Yeah,

00:23:28.619 --> 00:23:30.740
that's crazy. That's the first thing that pissed

00:23:30.740 --> 00:23:32.599
me off. Sure. Second thing that pissed me off.

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Well, I thought peanut butter, but, you know,

00:23:34.799 --> 00:23:39.119
that's fine now. Anyways, keep going. I'm sure

00:23:39.119 --> 00:23:42.279
this list is very long. I felt really bad for

00:23:42.279 --> 00:23:45.339
that one boy who was like, Mom, answer. I shouldn't

00:23:45.339 --> 00:23:49.740
be here. Oh. Well. I felt bad for him. Yeah.

00:23:49.980 --> 00:23:52.180
I liked that girl that was so strong and she

00:23:52.180 --> 00:23:53.480
was getting everybody's bags. I got a duffel

00:23:53.480 --> 00:23:55.079
bag, yeah. Yeah, she's like. Can you get my duffel

00:23:55.079 --> 00:23:58.900
bag? Yeah. I liked her. Yeah. And she looked

00:23:58.900 --> 00:24:01.099
completely normal. Like, she didn't look like

00:24:01.099 --> 00:24:04.539
a Hulk. No. I do like how they were all really

00:24:04.539 --> 00:24:06.319
nice to each other. Yeah, it seemed fun. It seemed

00:24:06.319 --> 00:24:08.380
like a fun experience. What a fun time. That's

00:24:08.380 --> 00:24:10.240
why I wanted to go to camp. It's why I didn't.

00:24:10.240 --> 00:24:12.039
I was like, that looks fun. I would not fit in

00:24:12.039 --> 00:24:14.640
well. Being nice. Back then, so like, before

00:24:14.640 --> 00:24:17.200
I was jaded and hated the world. Yeah, see, I

00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:21.640
did from day one. I loved people. I was talkative.

00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:25.700
And now I'm just, I was very extroverted back

00:24:25.700 --> 00:24:27.769
in the day. You were. And now I'm just like,

00:24:27.829 --> 00:24:30.190
I don't want to be near anyone ever. That's the

00:24:30.190 --> 00:24:31.930
only reason we're probably friends, because you

00:24:31.930 --> 00:24:33.990
were so extroverted, so you talked to me a lot.

00:24:34.029 --> 00:24:36.509
And I was like, I do like you, but I'm not going

00:24:36.509 --> 00:24:40.549
to talk. And then I finally did. Yeah. But yeah,

00:24:40.670 --> 00:24:44.609
I liked the camp scenes. You know the younger

00:24:44.609 --> 00:24:47.609
camp counselor? Did you recognize her? She's

00:24:47.609 --> 00:24:52.349
Janice from Friends. Oh my god, Chen LeBeng.

00:24:53.120 --> 00:24:55.500
Nice. Yeah. I always recognized her from something

00:24:55.500 --> 00:24:57.339
and I didn't realize from what. And then I looked

00:24:57.339 --> 00:25:00.019
it up while I was watching. Nice. Yep. Nice,

00:25:00.059 --> 00:25:02.539
nice. Nice, nice. But yeah, so the camp. One

00:25:02.539 --> 00:25:04.579
thing that did piss me off. The isolation cabin.

00:25:04.839 --> 00:25:08.180
Yeah. This is how you deal with... Fuck you kids!

00:25:08.440 --> 00:25:10.400
You put them in the woods alone? Yeah, you put

00:25:10.400 --> 00:25:11.880
them in the woods alone. And leave them there

00:25:11.880 --> 00:25:14.960
to die. This is Lord of the Flies shit. What

00:25:14.960 --> 00:25:17.039
are you talking about? This is what you do. That

00:25:17.039 --> 00:25:18.740
just made no sense. Like when she said pack your

00:25:18.740 --> 00:25:20.460
bags, it would make sense if they were sending

00:25:20.460 --> 00:25:22.240
them home. Yeah, that's what I first thought.

00:25:22.690 --> 00:25:24.589
Yeah, and then they're like, no, we're gonna

00:25:24.589 --> 00:25:27.170
all together march you out in the woods and shame

00:25:27.170 --> 00:25:29.450
you, and then let you watch all the other kids

00:25:29.450 --> 00:25:32.049
go leave. And have fun without you. And you have

00:25:32.049 --> 00:25:34.170
to stay here, and I don't care if you fucking

00:25:34.170 --> 00:25:37.690
die. That's basically what that whole thing seemed

00:25:37.690 --> 00:25:40.710
like. But yeah, so camp, good stuff, bad stuff,

00:25:40.829 --> 00:25:46.029
good mixture. I want to talk about their foolproof

00:25:46.029 --> 00:25:50.059
plan to switch lives. I mean, it worked, didn't

00:25:50.059 --> 00:25:51.940
it? On their parents, who were fucking idiots,

00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:55.519
clearly, but on literally no one else. I mean,

00:25:55.519 --> 00:25:56.700
it worked for their grandfather for a little

00:25:56.700 --> 00:25:58.920
while. I don't think that I actually... You don't

00:25:58.920 --> 00:26:00.259
think so? No, because when I was watching it,

00:26:00.259 --> 00:26:01.819
I was... You think he realized right away? I

00:26:01.819 --> 00:26:03.940
think so. Like, pretty quickly. Maybe not, like,

00:26:03.940 --> 00:26:06.940
first, second, but kind of like how Chessie,

00:26:07.059 --> 00:26:10.079
the nanny... Which is not Jesse. No, it's Chessie.

00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:11.960
It's Chessie. Who is my favorite character in

00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:15.480
the whole fucking thing, by the way. she realized

00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:17.960
kind of immediately, like, something is off.

00:26:18.140 --> 00:26:20.900
Because the dog. Well, and just in general. She

00:26:20.900 --> 00:26:22.980
was just like, what? This isn't right. Not just

00:26:22.980 --> 00:26:25.299
like, why are you talking so weird? Uh -uh. Like

00:26:25.299 --> 00:26:28.579
the dad. Which he didn't catch on at all. No,

00:26:28.599 --> 00:26:30.420
he said a few things in the car, like, wow, you're

00:26:30.420 --> 00:26:31.859
saying different stuff, and why are you talking

00:26:31.859 --> 00:26:32.819
like that? Yeah, you're saying dad a lot. Why

00:26:32.819 --> 00:26:34.380
are you saying dad? Well, because I miss you

00:26:34.380 --> 00:26:35.960
for eight weeks. Duh, dad. Yeah, and he was like,

00:26:35.960 --> 00:26:38.559
oh, okay. But no, so, like, the parents didn't

00:26:38.559 --> 00:26:40.980
even get it. But I think, because when I was

00:26:40.980 --> 00:26:43.259
watching it, I was remembering who figured it

00:26:43.259 --> 00:26:45.720
out first. And the grandfather is obviously the

00:26:45.720 --> 00:26:49.059
one who figured it out first over... Over yonder.

00:26:49.299 --> 00:26:52.779
Yeah, over yonder. And... Chessie. Chessie over

00:26:52.779 --> 00:26:56.000
here. But I wanted to see if I... Like, I tried

00:26:56.000 --> 00:26:57.940
to really watch the grandfather's mannerisms

00:26:57.940 --> 00:27:00.160
to see when he got it. Because Chessie was so

00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:01.619
obvious to me that she got it from, like, day

00:27:01.619 --> 00:27:06.039
one. I think he really suspected very early.

00:27:06.140 --> 00:27:09.339
I do not think he just came up with it at the

00:27:09.339 --> 00:27:11.400
last second. I think he kind of always knew.

00:27:11.599 --> 00:27:14.359
Gotcha. Which is crazy. That the mother did.

00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:16.180
I can almost see the father because I have so

00:27:16.180 --> 00:27:18.759
little faith in fathers in general. Yeah. But,

00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:21.000
like, they came out of you. They came out of

00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:22.519
you. She obviously didn't care who she picked.

00:27:22.819 --> 00:27:25.339
I suppose that's correct. Yeah, she was okay

00:27:25.339 --> 00:27:27.440
with just, because she was just so willing to

00:27:27.440 --> 00:27:28.900
be like, yeah, take one. Okay. I don't know.

00:27:28.940 --> 00:27:31.059
I just feel like, you know, if I, if my dad walked

00:27:31.059 --> 00:27:33.000
away with a different kid in the store one day,

00:27:33.099 --> 00:27:34.799
I don't think he would have noticed for six weeks.

00:27:35.299 --> 00:27:37.480
If my mom did. Yeah, but he was probably drunk,

00:27:37.539 --> 00:27:40.380
so. Well, exactly. Okay. The guy owns a vineyard.

00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:41.660
Come on. You think he's not hitting the sauce?

00:27:42.039 --> 00:27:46.690
But, like. If my mom, if I was like, I used to

00:27:46.690 --> 00:27:49.029
be able to go in my mom's room and wake her up

00:27:49.029 --> 00:27:50.450
like if I had a nightmare or something. And I

00:27:50.450 --> 00:27:51.910
didn't even try to wake her up. I just stood

00:27:51.910 --> 00:27:54.369
next to the bed like a fucking horror film. And

00:27:54.369 --> 00:27:57.730
she would wake up every time like, what's wrong?

00:27:58.549 --> 00:28:01.230
Like she knew I was there. That's how I am with

00:28:01.230 --> 00:28:04.930
Cheeto. It's the same. But yeah, I just have

00:28:04.930 --> 00:28:06.769
a really hard time believing that at least the

00:28:06.769 --> 00:28:09.049
mom wouldn't be like, you're not the one that

00:28:09.049 --> 00:28:10.950
I raised. Yeah, you're the other one. I gave

00:28:10.950 --> 00:28:15.990
you away. Why are you here? Thanks for listening

00:28:15.990 --> 00:28:18.349
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00:28:18.349 --> 00:28:21.069
by millennials. We get real about chronic illness,

00:28:21.329 --> 00:28:23.930
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00:28:23.930 --> 00:28:26.890
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00:28:26.890 --> 00:28:29.269
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00:28:29.529 --> 00:28:31.289
Let's talk about our favorite characters and

00:28:31.289 --> 00:28:33.529
what we feel about each character. You go first.

00:28:33.589 --> 00:28:36.809
My favorite characters are Chessie LeBeller.

00:28:36.910 --> 00:28:38.990
Hell yeah. And I love that they got together.

00:28:39.170 --> 00:28:41.869
I loved her outfits every single day. The denim?

00:28:42.150 --> 00:28:45.240
Ugh! Oh, my God. She's amazing. Love her. That

00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:47.619
scene, I tried to remember if I could do the

00:28:47.619 --> 00:28:51.180
entire monologue where she's like, I'm not looking

00:28:51.180 --> 00:28:53.779
at her in any special way. It's how I look at

00:28:53.779 --> 00:28:56.359
her every day. So she came over from the hospital.

00:28:56.759 --> 00:28:59.039
I love that part. I used to know the whole thing.

00:28:59.079 --> 00:29:00.940
I could not remember. I got the first line out

00:29:00.940 --> 00:29:03.180
in the last part. Can I hug her? It did make

00:29:03.180 --> 00:29:06.059
me really want chili, though. I hate chili. Those

00:29:06.059 --> 00:29:09.019
chocolate chip pancakes. Every time I see those

00:29:09.019 --> 00:29:11.180
chocolate chip pancakes, I'm like, fuck, yeah.

00:29:11.740 --> 00:29:13.880
I could go for a pancake. I think Chessie's my

00:29:13.880 --> 00:29:18.220
favorite character. Yeah, 100%. And I do, I like

00:29:18.220 --> 00:29:20.480
the dog. I was gonna say that's my least favorite

00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:23.460
character. I love the dog. Sniffing out a trickster.

00:29:23.640 --> 00:29:26.680
Yeah. And then I like Grandfather. I also, if

00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:28.880
I'm picking between the parents, I really love

00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:31.940
the mom. Yeah. Even though she's dumb dumb. For

00:29:31.940 --> 00:29:35.440
the kid thing. Everything else I love her. Like

00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:38.740
her having an absolute panic attack. Getting

00:29:38.740 --> 00:29:41.700
drunk. Everything about it is great. I just love

00:29:41.700 --> 00:29:43.779
the scene where she's just like passed out on

00:29:43.779 --> 00:29:45.539
the bar. Yeah. Like she's just like laying down

00:29:45.539 --> 00:29:48.359
on the bar and then she's just like, I think

00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:51.640
I just drank tall. And then just burped. Yeah,

00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:54.660
I love it. She's very relatable while also seeming

00:29:54.660 --> 00:29:57.240
like a real proper British lady. Yeah. Like I

00:29:57.240 --> 00:29:59.519
admire her and also feel like I could be her.

00:29:59.640 --> 00:30:01.640
And that's pretty good. Yeah. You know, I heard

00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:03.680
the saddest thing. What? Because, you know, the

00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:06.380
actress, Natasha Richardson is her name. She's

00:30:06.380 --> 00:30:09.640
passed away. When? Several years ago. Oh, shit.

00:30:09.640 --> 00:30:11.960
She was married to Liam Neeson. Oh, shit. They

00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:12.740
were married for a long time. No way. They were,

00:30:12.900 --> 00:30:15.640
like, big love story energy. Like, I think that's

00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:16.859
the reason he started doing all these movies.

00:30:16.940 --> 00:30:18.359
And I think he said it in an interview, like,

00:30:18.460 --> 00:30:21.579
any movie. Because he used to kind of be a little

00:30:21.579 --> 00:30:24.079
more discerning in what he did. And he's, like,

00:30:24.099 --> 00:30:26.940
he's not remarried. He's not anything. I think

00:30:26.940 --> 00:30:29.220
he was so fucking sad and lonely that she died.

00:30:29.339 --> 00:30:31.500
It was an accident. Like a skiing accident or

00:30:31.500 --> 00:30:34.779
something. He's, like, just trying to keep busy.

00:30:35.339 --> 00:30:37.640
That would be so sad. I know. But so they had

00:30:37.640 --> 00:30:40.740
kids. And her son, I guess, said in an interview

00:30:40.740 --> 00:30:43.920
once that anytime he really misses his mom, he

00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:46.180
watches The Parent Trap. Because it's like the

00:30:46.180 --> 00:30:49.640
most, it was really a lot like her as a mom.

00:30:50.519 --> 00:30:52.019
I'm going to find the interview. I'm sorry. That's

00:30:52.019 --> 00:30:54.799
so sad. I'm about to start my period. Don't put

00:30:54.799 --> 00:30:57.660
me in this emotion. When he really does feel

00:30:57.660 --> 00:31:00.440
sad, he goes back and watches her movies. And

00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:02.799
he previously told people that his favorite movie.

00:31:03.289 --> 00:31:05.569
was the 1998 film The Parent Trap because I see

00:31:05.569 --> 00:31:08.950
so much of her as that person. I was lucky, too,

00:31:09.069 --> 00:31:11.210
because she passed away. I can still watch her

00:31:11.210 --> 00:31:13.410
and see how she worked. And it's a great thing

00:31:13.410 --> 00:31:15.670
that we have. And I watch her movies, but there's

00:31:15.670 --> 00:31:17.990
still a lot I need to watch. But he talked about

00:31:17.990 --> 00:31:20.289
how much that that character was like watching

00:31:20.289 --> 00:31:22.210
his mom just be his mom. And that's how he remembers

00:31:22.210 --> 00:31:24.069
her. I have nothing to remember my mom except

00:31:24.069 --> 00:31:27.150
for alcohol. I've got some beers downstairs.

00:31:28.009 --> 00:31:30.029
Sad. Oh, my God. I can't believe she's dead.

00:31:30.549 --> 00:31:33.480
Yeah, she was like a skiing accident. Man, you

00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:35.119
gotta be careful with skiing. I mean, skiing

00:31:35.119 --> 00:31:37.619
is not safe. No. Again, out of my tax bracket.

00:31:37.859 --> 00:31:39.599
Anyways, pear trap. Pear trap! Let's get back

00:31:39.599 --> 00:31:42.480
to it. Um, a couple other things that I really

00:31:42.480 --> 00:31:44.900
remember, by the way, just saying. How they fucked

00:31:44.900 --> 00:31:47.319
with her when they were camping. Loved it. Yeah.

00:31:47.559 --> 00:31:50.380
The lizard. The lizard. The lizard is a - What?

00:31:50.420 --> 00:31:53.460
She's such a little - Brat. So, like, I understand

00:31:53.460 --> 00:31:56.039
that she wasn't a good person, and we get that

00:31:56.039 --> 00:31:58.279
later, and she wanted to, like, send the kid

00:31:58.279 --> 00:32:00.279
away. Honestly, the thing for me that was like,

00:32:00.359 --> 00:32:02.240
yeah, you know what, fuck Meredith Blake, was

00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:04.740
when she brought that bell out. Bitch! Yeah.

00:32:04.799 --> 00:32:06.660
And the fact that he didn't say anything? Yeah,

00:32:06.660 --> 00:32:09.180
what the fuck is wrong with you? If I was Chessie,

00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:11.619
I'd be like, who the fuck do you think you are?

00:32:11.740 --> 00:32:14.420
Honestly, Nick Parker is the villain. I'm saying

00:32:14.420 --> 00:32:16.259
it right now. He's the villain that we didn't

00:32:16.259 --> 00:32:18.779
know we had. The Nicky! Yeah. But she's not the

00:32:18.779 --> 00:32:21.680
villain. Why are you letting this happen in your

00:32:21.680 --> 00:32:23.819
fucking life to people that you care about? Right.

00:32:23.940 --> 00:32:28.440
Just for some young ass. Yep. One thing, but

00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:30.880
to be so manipulated and not give a shit about

00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:32.940
the people in your life. Yeah, I hate it. But

00:32:32.940 --> 00:32:35.720
yeah, he's the problem. But like at the beginning

00:32:35.720 --> 00:32:37.819
when she's trying to be nice to the kid, obviously

00:32:37.819 --> 00:32:39.880
it's fake. But I was like, this is not that bad.

00:32:40.079 --> 00:32:41.759
Like these kids just deciding that they're going

00:32:41.759 --> 00:32:44.220
to sabotage her is fucking ridiculous. But then

00:32:44.220 --> 00:32:46.569
when she brought that bell out, I was like. You

00:32:46.569 --> 00:32:49.009
know what? I forgot. You suck. Oh, even before

00:32:49.009 --> 00:32:51.369
that, when she was in the golf cart. Yeah, but

00:32:51.369 --> 00:32:53.269
like, I understand she just said, but she wasn't

00:32:53.269 --> 00:32:54.970
doing anything yet. You know what I mean? It

00:32:54.970 --> 00:32:59.089
was just words. Words are enough. They can be,

00:32:59.109 --> 00:33:00.950
but she was also saying just as many words that

00:33:00.950 --> 00:33:03.450
were nice and fine and okay. So I was like, I

00:33:03.450 --> 00:33:04.849
don't know, maybe she's just saying shit. But

00:33:04.849 --> 00:33:07.660
when she brought that bell out, I was done. And

00:33:07.660 --> 00:33:10.559
in a box? Yeah. She purposely went and bought

00:33:10.559 --> 00:33:14.319
like a special belt? Yeah. Fuck you. No, then

00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:16.500
I was like, yeah, let's fuck her up. Yeah. I'm

00:33:16.500 --> 00:33:18.420
okay with this now. Put her in the water. Yeah.

00:33:18.500 --> 00:33:20.460
Get an iguana, put it in her mouth. And the fact

00:33:20.460 --> 00:33:22.539
that she really thought - That was not an iguana.

00:33:22.539 --> 00:33:25.539
It was way too small. It was just a lizard. It

00:33:25.539 --> 00:33:27.319
was like a gecko. Well, an iguana is a lizard.

00:33:27.500 --> 00:33:30.599
You're right. It was like maybe a gecko or something.

00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:33.900
Yeah. Geico. Yep. She got good insurance, though,

00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:36.440
so maybe it's all worth it. Maybe. Maybe. Um,

00:33:36.559 --> 00:33:38.680
what was I saying? Oh, and how she just thought,

00:33:38.720 --> 00:33:40.440
like, getting out of the water, literally kicking

00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:43.640
the pot in the fireplace, that she really thought

00:33:43.640 --> 00:33:45.900
that this guy was gonna choose her over his children.

00:33:45.940 --> 00:33:48.380
Yeah, that's where I'm like, but no, like, but

00:33:48.380 --> 00:33:50.680
I will say, honestly, I can understand a little

00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:52.599
bit why she thought he might, considering his

00:33:52.599 --> 00:33:54.779
past behavior, and how she was just letting,

00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:57.079
how he was just letting her walk all over the

00:33:57.079 --> 00:34:00.099
people in his life. Right. So... I'm not, he

00:34:00.099 --> 00:34:02.640
was a fucking problem here. He had more responsibility

00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:06.779
to not allow this to happen and not have someone

00:34:06.779 --> 00:34:10.559
mistreat literally everyone in his life. So,

00:34:10.559 --> 00:34:13.639
fuck you, Nick Parker, and your stupid wine.

00:34:14.400 --> 00:34:17.800
I bet it gives me headaches. I don't like wine.

00:34:17.980 --> 00:34:19.739
I don't love it that much anymore. I used to

00:34:19.739 --> 00:34:21.739
pretend I was classy. Now I don't. I did think

00:34:21.739 --> 00:34:26.019
it was interesting that the mom gave her a sip

00:34:26.019 --> 00:34:29.250
of wine. Like, she's 11. One of the scenes, though,

00:34:29.250 --> 00:34:32.389
speaking of their jobs, the wedding dress photo

00:34:32.389 --> 00:34:35.329
shoot with the top hat, the way I thought that

00:34:35.329 --> 00:34:39.250
that was... High fashion. Peak. I was like, if

00:34:39.250 --> 00:34:41.230
I get married, I'm wearing a fucking top hat

00:34:41.230 --> 00:34:44.010
when I was like 11 watching it. I'm never getting

00:34:44.010 --> 00:34:46.530
married, but I challenge any one of you who will

00:34:46.530 --> 00:34:49.170
get married, please top hat and send us pics.

00:34:49.429 --> 00:34:52.369
It was great. I love that scene, that montage

00:34:52.369 --> 00:34:54.829
with the photo shoot. That was... She was so

00:34:54.829 --> 00:34:57.050
proud of her mom. Like, wow, I love my mom so

00:34:57.050 --> 00:34:59.849
much, even though she got rid of me. It's complicated.

00:34:59.849 --> 00:35:02.710
She just gave me away. No second thoughts. We

00:35:02.710 --> 00:35:05.329
all know that our love for our parents can be

00:35:05.329 --> 00:35:07.769
complicated. So anyways, are we happy that they

00:35:07.769 --> 00:35:10.269
end up back together? Yeah, just, you know, for

00:35:10.269 --> 00:35:12.130
the kids. Yeah, when it seems like they really

00:35:12.130 --> 00:35:14.489
did never stop loving each other. Which is, I

00:35:14.489 --> 00:35:17.949
kind of wish I understood why they broke up.

00:35:18.750 --> 00:35:21.650
Well, I think if I remember, because I didn't

00:35:21.650 --> 00:35:23.349
get to this part in my rewatch, but if I remember

00:35:23.349 --> 00:35:27.070
their little heart -to -heart correctly, it was

00:35:27.070 --> 00:35:31.550
that she wanted to leave and go back and have

00:35:31.550 --> 00:35:36.110
her career, and he wanted to have his. And they

00:35:36.110 --> 00:35:38.050
were young, and they were about to be very successful,

00:35:38.230 --> 00:35:42.170
and they couldn't quite make the love they had

00:35:42.170 --> 00:35:44.949
for each other and their own ambitions mesh.

00:35:45.150 --> 00:35:48.489
Which is fine, I think. It happens. Yeah, it

00:35:48.489 --> 00:35:50.690
happens. And she walked out. And they just luckily

00:35:50.690 --> 00:35:53.050
had twins. Yeah. But she was like, she walked

00:35:53.050 --> 00:35:56.710
out and she wanted him to come after her. And

00:35:56.710 --> 00:35:59.969
he didn't come after her. Nope. Which, you know,

00:36:00.050 --> 00:36:06.630
happens. I always sing the L is for the way you

00:36:06.630 --> 00:36:11.190
look at me. See, I think of Little Rascals. Really?

00:36:11.349 --> 00:36:14.389
I don't. No. I always think of that song. And

00:36:14.389 --> 00:36:18.010
I sing it a lot thinking of the Of the montage.

00:36:18.309 --> 00:36:20.929
But I also become suddenly just don't say the

00:36:20.929 --> 00:36:22.769
right letters. No, I'll say the letter. I'll

00:36:22.769 --> 00:36:24.489
be like, oh, and then I'll say another lyric

00:36:24.489 --> 00:36:26.949
that's for another letter. And I just keep doing

00:36:26.949 --> 00:36:28.750
that for like 45 minutes until I realize I've

00:36:28.750 --> 00:36:30.670
done fucked up a lot. Just like that marriage.

00:36:30.969 --> 00:36:33.090
Yep. But I bet you like that they ended up on

00:36:33.090 --> 00:36:35.929
a boat. I love boats. We love boats. Boats and

00:36:35.929 --> 00:36:38.289
hoes. Boats and hoes. Man, that ain't the movie.

00:36:39.469 --> 00:36:43.090
That's the movie. Yeah. Yep. Got my swimming

00:36:43.090 --> 00:36:45.969
trunks. I would have watched it. I would have

00:36:45.969 --> 00:36:48.590
watched the spinoff with Chessie and... What's

00:36:48.590 --> 00:36:50.570
his name? Wait, there's a spinoff? I would have,

00:36:50.670 --> 00:36:52.570
I said. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chessie and the

00:36:52.570 --> 00:36:54.269
butler. Yeah, but what's his name? I forget his

00:36:54.269 --> 00:36:58.590
name. I'm not really good with names. Fuck. No,

00:36:58.610 --> 00:37:00.909
it wasn't fuck. No. I mean, I hope they fuck.

00:37:00.989 --> 00:37:05.230
I bet it was great. Oh, yes. Leather? And the

00:37:05.230 --> 00:37:09.179
denim? Denim, denim, denim. Martin. Martin. Martin.

00:37:09.579 --> 00:37:13.059
I just love how she was like, uh, you're like

00:37:13.059 --> 00:37:15.360
a brother and I want you to come just like to

00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:17.179
keep company. Yeah. And I was like, I love that

00:37:17.179 --> 00:37:19.980
so much. Yeah. He's like, well, if I was saying

00:37:19.980 --> 00:37:24.420
my ex and I had your legs and I love that, I

00:37:24.420 --> 00:37:26.599
love everything about it. Yep. So, you know,

00:37:26.599 --> 00:37:29.639
I think overall, great rewatch, great movie,

00:37:29.780 --> 00:37:32.340
really enjoyed it. If I have a kid. I didn't

00:37:32.340 --> 00:37:34.659
hate it. No. If I have a kid, we're watching

00:37:34.659 --> 00:37:37.949
it. You know? It's a great time. I think it holds

00:37:37.949 --> 00:37:39.789
up. I think it does. We always say it holds up,

00:37:39.849 --> 00:37:41.469
and I think it does, right? Yeah. I mean, there's

00:37:41.469 --> 00:37:44.809
some plot holes. But any movie, any kid -ish

00:37:44.809 --> 00:37:47.210
movie is going to have that. But I think overall

00:37:47.210 --> 00:37:49.789
it holds up, and the vibes are there. Vibes are

00:37:49.789 --> 00:37:52.429
there, and Lindsay Lohan, great actress from

00:37:52.429 --> 00:37:54.750
the jump. Absolutely. No wonder she got the role.

00:37:54.889 --> 00:37:58.369
And to play two characters. Yeah. Great. So shout

00:37:58.369 --> 00:38:00.170
out, Lindsay. I'm glad you're doing so great.

00:38:00.309 --> 00:38:01.769
If you're listening to this, I love you. You

00:38:01.769 --> 00:38:04.929
can be on our podcast. Any fucking time you want.

00:38:05.579 --> 00:38:08.639
Okay, I'm such a big fan. I recently watched

00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:11.400
your Christmas movie on Netflix. I actually enjoyed

00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:13.539
it. We watched it together. Yeah. Yeah, we did.

00:38:14.300 --> 00:38:16.019
You know what I listened to for the first time

00:38:16.019 --> 00:38:18.579
the other day? Her album that she came out with

00:38:18.579 --> 00:38:22.260
holds up. She's so talented. Everything about

00:38:22.260 --> 00:38:23.980
her is great. Honestly, this is a Lindsay Lohan

00:38:23.980 --> 00:38:26.239
appreciation episode. Shout out, Lindsay. We

00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:31.780
appreciate you. Yep. Lohan. Lindsay. Well, I

00:38:31.780 --> 00:38:34.639
guess we're gonna jump on the QE2 and sail on

00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:36.679
out of this bitch. Thanks for listening, guys.

00:38:36.699 --> 00:38:41.159
Sail away, sail away, sail away. This will be

00:38:41.159 --> 00:38:44.019
an everlasting love if you remember to rate and

00:38:44.019 --> 00:38:46.159
comment and subscribe and all that good shit.

00:38:46.719 --> 00:38:48.639
And tell us what you want us to relive next.

00:38:48.659 --> 00:38:51.139
Another movie? A show? We got a whole season

00:38:51.139 --> 00:38:52.699
coming at you, ladies, gents, and non -binary

00:38:52.699 --> 00:38:55.860
friends, so we're ready to do it. Yep. I was

00:38:55.860 --> 00:38:57.260
trying to think of something fun to say and I

00:38:57.260 --> 00:38:59.579
got nothing. One of my favorite lines from the

00:38:59.579 --> 00:39:02.500
movie that I recall after watching it was, the

00:39:02.500 --> 00:39:05.840
whole enchilada. She says the whole enchilada.

00:39:06.039 --> 00:39:08.699
The whole enchilada. The whole enchilada. Stop,

00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:10.460
stop, stop. You're going to take someone's eye

00:39:10.460 --> 00:39:13.300
out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. Do you

00:39:13.300 --> 00:39:16.980
want to see? We're going to go. I'm really sorry

00:39:16.980 --> 00:39:20.380
to anyone listening in England. Apologies. Oh,

00:39:20.420 --> 00:39:24.159
yeah. I'm very American and I'm so upset. See

00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:37.480
you next time. Bye. Come back in here. I'm sorry.
