WEBVTT 00:00:14.200 --> 00:00:18.579 Welcome back. Welcome back to 30 D &D. I'm C. 00:00:19.199 --> 00:00:22.859 I'm K. Stands for Courtney. And C stands for 00:00:22.859 --> 00:00:25.420 Clarissa. Yep. And D &D stands for dirty and 00:00:25.420 --> 00:00:28.739 dying. Yep. And 30 is a number. that you should 00:00:28.739 --> 00:00:31.539 know and this is a podcast and we are talking 00:00:31.539 --> 00:00:35.200 on the podcast yep and we're here right now um 00:00:35.200 --> 00:00:38.759 it is episode two of season seven and as you 00:00:38.759 --> 00:00:41.119 can tell we're starting off strong we're devolving 00:00:41.119 --> 00:00:44.159 so quickly um will there be an eight who knows 00:00:44.159 --> 00:00:47.820 if we can live No, so like we do a lot of millennial 00:00:47.820 --> 00:00:50.420 chaos episodes and that's how we cope with what's 00:00:50.420 --> 00:00:52.359 going on in our lives. And clearly that's where 00:00:52.359 --> 00:00:54.219 we are right now. This week, millennial chaos. 00:00:54.560 --> 00:00:56.380 Another way that we're going to cope this week 00:00:56.380 --> 00:00:58.539 is to play a game. We love games. A millennial 00:00:58.539 --> 00:01:01.159 chaos game. We're doing our favorite things and 00:01:01.159 --> 00:01:03.240 games are our favorite things. Yeah. If you missed 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:06.519 the memo last week, this is the season of favorite 00:01:06.519 --> 00:01:09.829 things and we're doing them. And this is truly 00:01:09.829 --> 00:01:12.489 millennial chaos because I totally just came 00:01:12.489 --> 00:01:15.510 up with this randomly. And I struggled so hard. 00:01:15.750 --> 00:01:21.530 So we're calling it listomania. Okay. And basically 00:01:21.530 --> 00:01:25.049 one day I was really, I think I was really anxious. 00:01:25.170 --> 00:01:27.489 I was having a bad day in my brain. And sometimes 00:01:27.489 --> 00:01:30.310 it's helpful for me to make lists, but not about 00:01:30.310 --> 00:01:33.430 like real things because that gives me more anxiety. 00:01:33.870 --> 00:01:36.189 So sometimes I'll just make a random list about 00:01:36.189 --> 00:01:39.670 anything. And I found myself doing that. And 00:01:39.670 --> 00:01:41.769 then I was like, we should do an episode of where 00:01:41.769 --> 00:01:44.469 we just make random lists and present them to 00:01:44.469 --> 00:01:46.269 each other. And then Courtney had the bitchin' 00:01:46.269 --> 00:01:49.109 idea to up the stakes a little bit. So it's gonna 00:01:49.109 --> 00:01:53.409 become a game. Yes. To where we're going to state, 00:01:53.709 --> 00:01:56.430 like, we both have separate lists. Yeah, several. 00:01:56.609 --> 00:02:00.909 And I'm, so like, we're going to list the items. 00:02:01.150 --> 00:02:03.569 Yes. And the other person has to guess the category. 00:02:03.629 --> 00:02:06.719 Yeah, so like, if I say, what is on my list, 00:02:06.739 --> 00:02:09.000 one through whatever. I only did four things 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:11.840 each. Okay. I have varying numbers, but like, 00:02:11.840 --> 00:02:14.879 so I have to say a few of those and then Courtney 00:02:14.879 --> 00:02:17.900 will guess what it is a list of. Right. And then 00:02:17.900 --> 00:02:22.020 vice versa. So some of these are going to be, 00:02:22.300 --> 00:02:24.680 some are going to make more sense than others. 00:02:24.759 --> 00:02:27.340 That's all I'm going to say. Yeah. Mine. So like, 00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:29.639 I was really struggling. Like I, to the point 00:02:29.639 --> 00:02:32.240 where I was dreaming about it. Wow. So, you know, 00:02:32.259 --> 00:02:34.930 I'm stressed. Right? I'm just like, I can't, 00:02:34.930 --> 00:02:37.750 like, just come and, like, make Clarissa do all 00:02:37.750 --> 00:02:39.389 these things. Like, I have to contribute. Which 00:02:39.389 --> 00:02:41.330 is funny because a lot of the episodes where 00:02:41.330 --> 00:02:43.389 you do so much research, I'm just like, listen, 00:02:43.789 --> 00:02:46.330 you can't. But you're like, that would be terrible. 00:02:47.210 --> 00:02:48.969 Well, you already do so much because you edit 00:02:48.969 --> 00:02:51.229 it and you do the Instagram and, like, you're, 00:02:51.229 --> 00:02:53.569 like, you're it, right? And I just, like, and 00:02:53.569 --> 00:02:57.110 personality. Okay, but there are plenty of episodes 00:02:57.110 --> 00:03:00.229 where I am just the personality higher. See the 00:03:00.229 --> 00:03:03.650 previous episode. The season premiere, it balances 00:03:03.650 --> 00:03:06.169 out, but I get it. Wanting to come prepared. 00:03:06.370 --> 00:03:08.610 But yeah, so I, since I struggled so hard and 00:03:08.610 --> 00:03:10.430 I literally couldn't come up with a creative 00:03:10.430 --> 00:03:13.870 idea at all, my brain was done mush. Yeah. I, 00:03:14.009 --> 00:03:16.569 you know, the New York times game connections. 00:03:16.969 --> 00:03:21.030 Actually, I don't. Okay. So like you have a list 00:03:21.030 --> 00:03:25.389 of 16 words. Okay. So like 16 words. And then, 00:03:25.409 --> 00:03:29.169 so it's, you have to lump them in groups of four. 00:03:29.939 --> 00:03:32.919 based upon like what you think the category is 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:34.580 so it's similar to what we're doing so it's similar 00:03:34.580 --> 00:03:37.139 to what we're doing um just a few more rules 00:03:37.139 --> 00:03:39.340 just a few more rules and i also have a game 00:03:39.340 --> 00:03:42.240 called linky which i'm not sure like it's i wouldn't 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:43.900 call it a board game they're just like cards 00:03:43.900 --> 00:03:51.300 um where there is like an overall like um title 00:03:51.300 --> 00:03:55.759 like category like category is right so but to 00:03:55.759 --> 00:03:59.259 get to like You have to guess the category. Okay. 00:03:59.379 --> 00:04:01.060 So I'm not going to ask you the questions, but 00:04:01.060 --> 00:04:03.120 although we could do that as a game sometime. 00:04:03.419 --> 00:04:05.139 Yeah, but you used it as inspiration. I used 00:04:05.139 --> 00:04:08.860 it as inspiration as categories. All right. So 00:04:08.860 --> 00:04:10.240 we're going to play that game and it's going 00:04:10.240 --> 00:04:13.080 to get, I'm sure, really millennial chaotic. 00:04:14.599 --> 00:04:17.839 I had less trouble, may have done too much. Well, 00:04:17.839 --> 00:04:20.050 that's good because I didn't. I started writing 00:04:20.050 --> 00:04:21.709 them in my sleep. I can't wait to hear this. 00:04:21.910 --> 00:04:24.129 Me neither. Because they're going to be news 00:04:24.129 --> 00:04:26.170 for both of us. But, you know, before we get 00:04:26.170 --> 00:04:28.529 into the game, we have to make a list of things 00:04:28.529 --> 00:04:35.310 that happened back in time. Back in time. All 00:04:35.310 --> 00:04:45.089 right. We're in 1998. What a time to be alive. 00:04:45.329 --> 00:04:50.329 What a time. I was about four -ish. And I remember 00:04:50.329 --> 00:04:54.689 a few things. I remember my fourth birthday party 00:04:54.689 --> 00:04:57.329 was perhaps my favorite birthday party of all 00:04:57.329 --> 00:05:00.230 time. It was the Little Mermaid themed. It was 00:05:00.230 --> 00:05:02.350 down in the holler, which is where I was living. 00:05:02.350 --> 00:05:05.870 I lived in a holler. Spoiler alert. Holler! No, 00:05:05.970 --> 00:05:11.709 holler. Anyways, we lived on my grandparents' 00:05:11.970 --> 00:05:15.389 land, which was like 100 -some acres. And we 00:05:15.389 --> 00:05:18.699 mainly, at that time... I mean, we went and visited 00:05:18.699 --> 00:05:20.620 my mom's family a lot because my mom was very 00:05:20.620 --> 00:05:22.439 close to her family, but obviously we were living 00:05:22.439 --> 00:05:25.439 in a pretty isolated area that was my dad's family 00:05:25.439 --> 00:05:29.180 slash whatever. But for my fourth birthday, everybody 00:05:29.180 --> 00:05:32.300 came. Like, all my mom's family came. All my 00:05:32.300 --> 00:05:34.399 dad's family came. Even the ones who lived in, 00:05:34.420 --> 00:05:36.500 like, I have an uncle, had an uncle, I don't 00:05:36.500 --> 00:05:38.639 know what happened to him. Nothing good, I'm 00:05:38.639 --> 00:05:42.339 sure. Who lives in, like, Seattle. And he came 00:05:42.339 --> 00:05:46.600 with all his kids. For four? Yeah. It was an 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:48.759 exciting year. I mean, I guess it was for me. 00:05:48.860 --> 00:05:53.120 I mean, I'm great. And I remember I wore an orange 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:55.600 floral... I have a lot of memories about this 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:58.199 birthday. I don't know why. I had an orange floral 00:05:58.199 --> 00:06:03.540 overalls, but it was a dress. And I also remember 00:06:03.540 --> 00:06:06.759 that I got a pretty insane nosebleed. And we 00:06:06.759 --> 00:06:09.819 had this mirror, like a home interiors mirror 00:06:09.819 --> 00:06:13.829 in our trailer. We lived in a trailer. I didn't 00:06:13.829 --> 00:06:15.370 realize that my nose would bleed. I used to get 00:06:15.370 --> 00:06:18.689 nosebleeds a lot as a kid. And my dad was passed 00:06:18.689 --> 00:06:21.370 out on the couch, maybe asleep, maybe drunk. 00:06:21.490 --> 00:06:23.589 We'll never know. He was home. What a good game. 00:06:24.509 --> 00:06:29.209 I used to play those games too. But he came home 00:06:29.209 --> 00:06:31.750 from like working out of town all week. So he 00:06:31.750 --> 00:06:33.699 did just like. sleep a lot when he was home. 00:06:33.759 --> 00:06:35.759 So it could have been either. But anyways, he 00:06:35.759 --> 00:06:37.740 gets up. My mom told him to watch me while she 00:06:37.740 --> 00:06:39.759 did stuff for the party. Obviously that didn't 00:06:39.759 --> 00:06:42.399 fucking happen. And he sits up. He looks at me 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:44.120 like I'm in a horror movie because I'm covered 00:06:44.120 --> 00:06:46.480 in blood. And he goes, oh my god, your mom's 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:50.300 gonna kill me. Not like, are you okay? What's 00:06:50.300 --> 00:06:53.220 wrong with you? Is everything fine? Oh my god, 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:56.410 sweet baby. Fuck, your mom's gonna kill me, is 00:06:56.410 --> 00:06:58.670 probably the exact thing he said. And then I 00:06:58.670 --> 00:07:00.269 looked in that hallway mirror. And you didn't 00:07:00.269 --> 00:07:02.769 even realize? No, I got nosebleeds so much that 00:07:02.769 --> 00:07:04.790 it was just like, yeah, just another day being 00:07:04.790 --> 00:07:06.689 me. Just another day in the hauler. Covered in 00:07:06.689 --> 00:07:08.850 blood, waiting for cake. I had an aerial cake. 00:07:09.170 --> 00:07:12.509 It was so much fun. What flavor? Chocolate, obviously, 00:07:12.709 --> 00:07:15.449 duh. Fuck you! What do you mean, ugh? I don't 00:07:15.449 --> 00:07:17.029 like chocolate cake. Okay, well then why did 00:07:17.029 --> 00:07:18.990 you even ask? Because I was hoping you would 00:07:18.990 --> 00:07:21.089 say vanilla. Well, you don't know me at all, 00:07:21.110 --> 00:07:23.899 Ben. And it was my birthday, fuck you! Yeah, 00:07:23.920 --> 00:07:26.500 I wasn't even invited. I didn't know you. Also, 00:07:26.620 --> 00:07:30.360 you would not have found us. We were... It was 00:07:30.360 --> 00:07:32.100 hard to find us. I did have a pretty bitchin' 00:07:32.100 --> 00:07:34.540 swing set, though. It would have been cool. I 00:07:34.540 --> 00:07:36.819 had a swing set. I had one, too. It was nice. 00:07:36.920 --> 00:07:38.519 My favorite one was the one that kind of looked 00:07:38.519 --> 00:07:40.819 like a motorcycle. Like, there were two swings, 00:07:40.879 --> 00:07:41.740 and then there was that thing. Oh, yeah, one 00:07:41.740 --> 00:07:43.899 of those? Yeah, it had the other thing on it. 00:07:43.920 --> 00:07:46.519 Okay. It was like you held onto the handles and... 00:07:46.519 --> 00:07:50.339 Nice. Yep. Livin' large. Now I'm in the hauler. 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:53.660 Holla! What else for 1998? Do you remember anything 00:07:53.660 --> 00:07:55.379 from your life? You were slightly older than 00:07:55.379 --> 00:07:57.920 me. Maybe you have memories? No, I have no memories. 00:07:58.139 --> 00:08:04.220 Okay. In 98, so I was 6 '7". Me and Sissy lived 00:08:04.220 --> 00:08:06.500 with Mom. She was still alive. Way to go. Yeah, 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:09.800 I mean, she didn't die until 2009, so. So, about 00:08:09.800 --> 00:08:14.959 10 years before. 11? Um, I don't, yeah, I don't 00:08:14.959 --> 00:08:18.540 remember anything. Okay. So, first grade? Well, 00:08:18.600 --> 00:08:24.279 I was a year... So like I was five when I went 00:08:24.279 --> 00:08:28.040 into kindergarten and turned six. So if I was 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:31.079 six, seven, I would have been in first grade. 00:08:31.680 --> 00:08:34.600 Okay. All right. First grade and second. I don't 00:08:34.600 --> 00:08:37.460 remember. I got you. Well, let me jog your memory 00:08:37.460 --> 00:08:38.820 a little bit. Okay. Here's some things that were 00:08:38.820 --> 00:08:41.659 on the TV. Jog me. What? I'll jog you, daddy. 00:08:42.360 --> 00:08:45.600 The Powerpuff Girls for me. I love Powerpuff 00:08:45.600 --> 00:08:47.200 Girls. It's one of my favorite shows of all time. 00:08:47.200 --> 00:08:50.940 Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. But Professor 00:08:50.940 --> 00:08:53.860 Utonium accidentally put in a secret ingredient. 00:08:54.100 --> 00:08:58.000 Chemical X. Thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born. 00:08:59.120 --> 00:09:06.039 I love the Powerpuff Girls. The rowdy rough boys. 00:09:06.480 --> 00:09:08.960 Yeah, the gang green, gang green boy, gang green, 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:11.659 green gang. Green, gang green gang. Did you know 00:09:11.659 --> 00:09:14.399 one of the guys in the gang green gang or whatever 00:09:14.399 --> 00:09:17.100 the fuck is the same guy, like the voice, is 00:09:17.100 --> 00:09:24.580 Spongebob? Yes. Sick impression. Quick, who was 00:09:24.580 --> 00:09:27.000 your favorite Powerpuff Girl? Bubbles. Bubbles? 00:09:27.059 --> 00:09:30.620 Me too. Back then. Yeah. I would say Buttercup 00:09:30.620 --> 00:09:33.679 now. Yeah, so I really liked Buttercup. I always 00:09:33.679 --> 00:09:36.039 hated Blossom. Oh, she was too bossy. Blossom 00:09:36.039 --> 00:09:37.840 is a bitch. She reminded me of my sister. But 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:39.279 my sister's not a bitch. You said that, not me. 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:41.100 I don't know. Well, it's just like one of those, 00:09:41.179 --> 00:09:43.559 like, I know these things. Like, I'm the boss. 00:09:44.240 --> 00:09:48.269 Oldest daughter syndrome? Yes. Yeah. I was Buttercup, 00:09:48.330 --> 00:09:52.549 but I wanted so badly to be Bubbles. Bubbles. 00:09:52.549 --> 00:09:54.470 I was Bubbles. And I thought Bubbles was cute 00:09:54.470 --> 00:09:56.649 and sweet. I think I still am. You're Bubbles 00:09:56.649 --> 00:10:00.029 for sure. Yeah. Yeah. I have always been Buttercup. 00:10:00.049 --> 00:10:02.149 I just had to embrace. But I like Buttercup. 00:10:02.169 --> 00:10:04.269 I didn't dislike her. I just really liked Bubbles. 00:10:04.710 --> 00:10:08.769 And my favorite villain? Him. Oh, yes. Absolutely. 00:10:09.169 --> 00:10:12.769 What about Mojo Jojo? Mojo Jojo. Mojo Jojo. The 00:10:12.769 --> 00:10:15.840 Wild Thornberrys. I love the wild thoroughbred 00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:17.159 berries. I fucking love those. I want to talk 00:10:17.159 --> 00:10:20.120 to animals. Me too. I mean, I do. I loved her 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:23.419 sister. Me too. She was so cool. I wanted to 00:10:23.419 --> 00:10:25.759 be her. Yeah. I wanted the hair. I wanted the 00:10:25.759 --> 00:10:28.860 jeans. The grunge vibes. Yeah. Everything about 00:10:28.860 --> 00:10:31.919 her. Mm -hmm. Cat dog. Hello in the world, little 00:10:31.919 --> 00:10:34.120 cat dog. I had a lot of cat dog stuffed animals. 00:10:34.639 --> 00:10:37.360 Interesting. Yeah, I had cat dog. Oh, duh. And 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:40.179 I had the little blue thing. Little blue guy, 00:10:40.200 --> 00:10:43.350 their buddy. Yeah. I had one of him. Power Rangers 00:10:43.350 --> 00:10:45.850 in space. I didn't watch it. Mike was a Power 00:10:45.850 --> 00:10:48.929 Rangers guy. Two of a Kind with Mary -Kate and 00:10:48.929 --> 00:10:53.070 Ashley. Oh. See, I didn't use. I didn't watch 00:10:53.070 --> 00:10:55.250 a lot of Mary -Kate and Ashley stuff. I did. 00:10:55.370 --> 00:10:59.330 And I liked that show. Out of the box. I loved 00:10:59.330 --> 00:11:02.309 Out of the Box. That was the goodbye. Farewell 00:11:02.309 --> 00:11:08.090 to you, my friends. So long for now until we 00:11:08.090 --> 00:11:11.309 meet again. I loved Out of the Box. To play and 00:11:11.309 --> 00:11:14.590 sing together in the box. So now it's time to 00:11:14.590 --> 00:11:17.929 say goodbye. Really loved that show. I looked 00:11:17.929 --> 00:11:20.309 forward every day. I was like, oh my God, how's 00:11:20.309 --> 00:11:23.509 there a whole space in those boxes? Imagination. 00:11:24.289 --> 00:11:26.870 Imagination. Cousin Skeeter. I loved Cousin Skeeter. 00:11:26.889 --> 00:11:29.750 Those are my favorite shows. Chalk Zone. Rudy's 00:11:29.750 --> 00:11:31.809 got the chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk zone. Rudy's 00:11:31.809 --> 00:11:33.809 got the chalk, chalk, chalk zone. I know, you 00:11:33.809 --> 00:11:35.730 love that one. I love Chalk Zone. This was a 00:11:35.730 --> 00:11:38.139 great year for television. Oh, man. Maggie and 00:11:38.139 --> 00:11:41.100 the Ferocious Beast. I loved Maggie and the Ferocious 00:11:41.100 --> 00:11:43.159 Beast. I did too. Again, looked forward to it. 00:11:43.320 --> 00:11:46.480 Yeah. True Life. MTV True Life came out. Oh my 00:11:46.480 --> 00:11:48.919 god. I loved True Life. That's how I learned 00:11:48.919 --> 00:11:53.059 as a too small child that I might have trichotillomania. 00:11:53.539 --> 00:11:55.460 Because there was this episode about someone 00:11:55.460 --> 00:11:57.500 who had trichotillomania and I was like, that 00:11:57.500 --> 00:12:00.740 seems like familiar. I didn't start watching 00:12:00.740 --> 00:12:04.019 MTV or VH1 until middle school. Oh, no, I watched 00:12:04.019 --> 00:12:06.399 it early. I remember because I would go, this 00:12:06.399 --> 00:12:08.759 was after we left the hauler, but, like, when 00:12:08.759 --> 00:12:11.659 I was in elementary school, I would stay with 00:12:11.659 --> 00:12:14.379 my Meemaw a lot during the day and after school, 00:12:14.500 --> 00:12:17.559 and I just watched TV. And I didn't go to school 00:12:17.559 --> 00:12:20.399 very much because I fucking hated it. So when 00:12:20.399 --> 00:12:21.600 I would stay home, I would just watch, like, 00:12:21.620 --> 00:12:23.779 whatever was on. And she didn't care. She was 00:12:23.779 --> 00:12:25.059 like, watch whatever you want. I literally don't 00:12:25.059 --> 00:12:27.149 even care. It's like as long as we watch Days 00:12:27.149 --> 00:12:29.009 of Our Lives and Passions at one and at two, 00:12:29.070 --> 00:12:31.269 I don't care what else you do. And I watched 00:12:31.269 --> 00:12:33.610 a lot of MTV. And I remember being like roughly, 00:12:33.730 --> 00:12:36.169 I don't know, maybe like fourth or fifth grade 00:12:36.169 --> 00:12:39.049 and watching True Life and the Trichotillomania 00:12:39.049 --> 00:12:42.429 episode. And I was like, this is hitting close 00:12:42.429 --> 00:12:45.330 to home. Is this play about us? Yeah. And then 00:12:45.330 --> 00:12:47.549 no one took me to the doctor ever. I had to take 00:12:47.549 --> 00:12:51.220 myself. Roly -poly -oly. Sorry. Roly -poly -oly. 00:12:51.399 --> 00:12:54.220 He's small and smart and round. And in the lands 00:12:54.220 --> 00:12:56.159 of curbs and curls, he's as well as kid around. 00:12:56.299 --> 00:12:59.000 Hell yeah. There's so many TV shows. 98 is the 00:12:59.000 --> 00:13:01.940 year for the shows. It really is. I never watched 00:13:01.940 --> 00:13:03.500 Bug Juice, though. I think I might have watched 00:13:03.500 --> 00:13:05.360 some, but not a whole lot. I liked Bug Juice. 00:13:05.419 --> 00:13:08.179 I also liked buying Bug Juice in the store. Oh, 00:13:08.200 --> 00:13:11.019 duh. Little cartons. I liked the green one. Dawson's 00:13:11.019 --> 00:13:14.240 Creek. I don't want to wait for our lives to 00:13:14.240 --> 00:13:23.840 be over. I want to know. I got some movies. Okay. 00:13:23.940 --> 00:13:26.960 The Truman Show. You know, I need to watch that. 00:13:27.179 --> 00:13:29.360 You've never seen it? I've never seen it. It's 00:13:29.360 --> 00:13:31.120 not out of like not wanting to see it. And like 00:13:31.120 --> 00:13:33.059 anytime I don't see a movie, it's not because 00:13:33.059 --> 00:13:35.379 I choose not to see it. I just never have. Like 00:13:35.379 --> 00:13:37.200 it's never come up and I don't think about it. 00:13:37.320 --> 00:13:38.700 Well, no, I get that. There's a ton of movies 00:13:38.700 --> 00:13:40.259 like that for me as well. But I just figured 00:13:40.259 --> 00:13:41.960 because it's Jim Carrey and you're a big Jim 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:44.539 Carrey fan. I'm a big Jim Carrey fan. Ice hockey 00:13:44.539 --> 00:13:47.360 player Wayne Gretzky is selected by Hockey News 00:13:47.360 --> 00:13:50.820 as the best ever NHL player. Wow, good for him. 00:13:51.840 --> 00:13:54.259 There's something about Mary. Is there something 00:13:54.259 --> 00:13:57.700 about her? Yeah, there really is. She uses ejaculation 00:13:57.700 --> 00:14:01.059 as hair gel on accident. It's a very famous scene. 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:04.019 My parents were... By accident? Yeah, she doesn't 00:14:04.019 --> 00:14:06.460 know that's what it is. How, what, how... Some 00:14:06.460 --> 00:14:08.919 dude tells her something different. So some guy 00:14:08.919 --> 00:14:11.539 just comes in a cup and just says, This is conditioner! 00:14:12.039 --> 00:14:15.620 Sort of, yeah. A bug's life. Okay. Yeah. Now, 00:14:15.659 --> 00:14:17.960 what do you prefer, a bug's life or ants? A bug's 00:14:17.960 --> 00:14:20.460 life. I'm a beautiful butterfly. I really liked 00:14:20.460 --> 00:14:22.419 ants. I didn't like ants hardly at all. I liked 00:14:22.419 --> 00:14:26.840 ants. I did not like ants. Mulan. Let's get down 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:33.659 to business to defeat the Huns. I love Mulan. 00:14:33.720 --> 00:14:37.519 Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow. The water 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:40.279 boy. Is that Adam Sandler? I love Waterboy. I 00:14:40.279 --> 00:14:44.679 know that I shouldn't anymore. But I do. The 00:14:44.679 --> 00:14:47.320 Prince of Egypt. About Moses. I never watched 00:14:47.320 --> 00:14:49.860 it. Oh, I watched it. Obviously my mom made me 00:14:49.860 --> 00:14:52.580 watch it because she was like, religion. I loved 00:14:52.580 --> 00:14:55.559 it. But not for the reasons I think she was hoping 00:14:55.559 --> 00:14:58.000 for. You know. And it's historically accurate, 00:14:58.200 --> 00:15:02.120 I'm sure. Obvi. Hobby. More about hockey. The 00:15:02.120 --> 00:15:05.220 48th NHL All -Star Game. North America defeats 00:15:05.220 --> 00:15:09.879 Vancouver, Canada. Oh, no. The Canucks? 8 -7. 00:15:10.179 --> 00:15:13.080 Oh. It's the Canucks, though, right? It says 00:15:13.080 --> 00:15:16.320 North America defeats World 8 -7 in Vancouver, 00:15:16.519 --> 00:15:18.940 Canada. That sounds like propaganda. It's literally, 00:15:18.960 --> 00:15:22.500 like, the U .S. versus Canada versus, like, countries. 00:15:22.899 --> 00:15:26.799 Okay. Like the Olympics? Kind of, yeah. So, like... 00:15:27.039 --> 00:15:30.460 The Penguins, like, players, like, if they're 00:15:30.460 --> 00:15:33.120 from Canada, will play on Canada's team. Oh, 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:36.539 okay. Yeah. Okay. But how that's worded, I don't 00:15:36.539 --> 00:15:40.360 understand. Me neither. And I cannot help you. 00:15:40.879 --> 00:15:43.980 You cannot. Oh, Ants also came out. Oh, shit. 00:15:44.039 --> 00:15:47.100 Look at that. Interesting. Half -baked. Jack 00:15:47.100 --> 00:15:49.480 Frost. I still know what you did last summer. 00:15:49.870 --> 00:15:52.590 I love those movies. I do too. Like, too much. 00:15:52.710 --> 00:15:55.169 My dad had all the DVDs and I watched them all 00:15:55.169 --> 00:15:56.730 the time. That actually makes perfect sense. 00:15:57.090 --> 00:16:00.110 Yeah. Hope Floats! Did you ever watch that movie? 00:16:00.809 --> 00:16:04.490 It's, um... What's her name? Is it Sandra Bullock? 00:16:04.529 --> 00:16:08.070 Is that who that is? Yeah. Sandra Bullock and 00:16:08.070 --> 00:16:10.610 Harry Connick Jr. are in it. I don't fully remember. 00:16:10.750 --> 00:16:12.669 I remember watching it. I remember renting the 00:16:12.669 --> 00:16:15.730 VHS tape and watching it with my mom. Basically, 00:16:15.730 --> 00:16:17.629 this lady, she gets divorced from her husband. 00:16:18.830 --> 00:16:21.149 Um... And she moves back in with her mom and 00:16:21.149 --> 00:16:22.629 she's got her little girl with her and her little 00:16:22.629 --> 00:16:25.389 girl like blames the shit out of her for, you 00:16:25.389 --> 00:16:27.649 know, leaving her dad unbeknownst to her. Her 00:16:27.649 --> 00:16:30.289 dad like fucked her mom's best friend and was 00:16:30.289 --> 00:16:33.029 like really terrible. But it's just like, you 00:16:33.029 --> 00:16:38.250 know, ladies having generational trauma and we're 00:16:38.250 --> 00:16:40.330 fixing it and it's Harry Connick Jr.'s there 00:16:40.330 --> 00:16:42.690 and he probably takes his shirt off. Huh. It's 00:16:42.690 --> 00:16:45.850 a decent movie, but I remember it pretty, obviously 00:16:45.850 --> 00:16:48.350 not the plot vividly, but I remember watching 00:16:48.350 --> 00:16:52.549 it. And my mom really liked it. Something pretty 00:16:52.549 --> 00:16:57.509 amazing. Oh, yeah? Rapper Eminem. Shit. Then 00:16:57.509 --> 00:17:01.830 unknown, because it's 98. Yeah. Is signed by 00:17:01.830 --> 00:17:04.910 Dr. Dre. Do you want to go out with some music? 00:17:05.009 --> 00:17:09.630 Yeah. Since we're talking about Eminem. So from 00:17:09.630 --> 00:17:12.210 the top 100, these songs were hitting the Chiz 00:17:12.210 --> 00:17:15.869 Arts. You're Still the One by Shania Twain. You're 00:17:15.869 --> 00:17:22.309 still the one I run to. The only one I... You're 00:17:22.309 --> 00:17:28.269 still the one I... Kiss goodnight. Truly, Madly, 00:17:28.309 --> 00:17:30.009 Deeply by Savage Garden. Do you remember that 00:17:30.009 --> 00:17:34.670 one? Yes. Do you? If you start, I will finish. 00:17:34.690 --> 00:17:36.130 I'm gonna make sure that I'm thinking of the 00:17:36.130 --> 00:17:39.109 right song. But I think I am, yeah. That one 00:17:39.109 --> 00:17:43.009 that goes like... I wanna stand with you on a 00:17:43.009 --> 00:17:48.730 mountain. I wanna bathe with you in the sea. 00:17:48.930 --> 00:17:52.509 I remember hearing that song non -stop on the 00:17:52.509 --> 00:17:55.869 Delilah radio show, driving in the car with my 00:17:55.869 --> 00:18:00.630 mom. Delilah. Let's see, what else? How Do I 00:18:00.630 --> 00:18:05.150 Live by Leigh -Anne Rimes. How do I live without 00:18:05.150 --> 00:18:11.049 you? I want to know. I listen to a lot of Leigh 00:18:11.049 --> 00:18:14.130 -Anne Rimes. My mom really liked her. I mean... 00:18:14.279 --> 00:18:16.400 I don't mind her. Her music, I don't know much 00:18:16.400 --> 00:18:19.579 about her life. Yeah, I don't know. This Kiss 00:18:19.579 --> 00:18:23.960 by Faith. This kiss, this kiss. Oh, it's so cool. 00:18:24.259 --> 00:18:28.640 This kiss, this kiss. It's centrifugal motion. 00:18:29.059 --> 00:18:37.839 It's perpetual bliss. It's... I'm sorry, Faith. 00:18:38.299 --> 00:18:41.680 A lot of these are from 97, but they were still 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:45.190 absolutely killing it. Sex and candy. I want 00:18:45.190 --> 00:18:50.950 sex and candy. Yeah. I want you back in sync. 00:18:51.670 --> 00:19:00.970 And I want you back. Like that sound. That sound 00:19:00.970 --> 00:19:04.990 effect. That sound. The sound effect. Trying 00:19:04.990 --> 00:19:10.480 to find one that actually was 98. Hands. By Jewel. 00:19:10.640 --> 00:19:12.720 Oh, I'm just like, look, Ma, no hands and no 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:14.359 darling, I don't dance. That one that's like, 00:19:14.539 --> 00:19:18.799 my hands are small, I know, but they're not yours. 00:19:19.700 --> 00:19:21.940 What the fuck are you talking about? There's 00:19:21.940 --> 00:19:25.299 a song, it's by Jewel, and it goes like, my hands 00:19:25.299 --> 00:19:29.400 are small, I know, but they're not yours, they 00:19:29.400 --> 00:19:33.640 are my own. Oh, I have not heard that. Do you 00:19:33.640 --> 00:19:36.900 want me to tell my tornado fact? Yeah, tornadoes 00:19:36.900 --> 00:19:40.849 instead. Okay, so in... March 24th, 1998. Okay. 00:19:40.930 --> 00:19:44.789 In Danton, Indiana. Danton? A tornado sweeps 00:19:44.789 --> 00:19:48.049 through the area, injuring 3 ,000 people and 00:19:48.049 --> 00:19:51.029 killing 250. Injuring? I thought you said drained. 00:19:51.269 --> 00:19:53.630 And I was like, is it a vampire? It just sucked 00:19:53.630 --> 00:19:55.670 their blood up. The suck zone. That's what the 00:19:55.670 --> 00:19:57.529 suck zone is. Welcome to the suck zone, baby. 00:19:57.890 --> 00:19:59.950 I'm assuming with the damage, it was probably 00:19:59.950 --> 00:20:02.250 an F5, but that's not a fact on this. That's 00:20:02.250 --> 00:20:05.829 not a fact. That's a fiction. I don't know, because 00:20:05.829 --> 00:20:09.750 normally when I'm reading the statistics about 00:20:09.750 --> 00:20:13.910 tornadoes, it's normally like 200 people through 00:20:13.910 --> 00:20:17.789 the whole year. Hey, thanks for listening to 00:20:17.789 --> 00:20:19.930 30 Dirty and Dying, the show for millennials 00:20:19.930 --> 00:20:22.650 by millennials. We get real about chronic illness, 00:20:22.930 --> 00:20:25.549 burnout, nostalgia, and why we aren't exactly 00:20:25.549 --> 00:20:28.490 thriving. If that sounds like you, join us every 00:20:28.490 --> 00:20:30.869 Thursday for new episodes. Now, back to the show. 00:20:31.069 --> 00:20:32.589 All right, so like we said at the beginning, 00:20:32.670 --> 00:20:37.160 we're playing Listomania. And we are each going 00:20:37.160 --> 00:20:39.420 back and forth. We are going to name the items 00:20:39.420 --> 00:20:42.140 that we have on our respective lists. And the 00:20:42.140 --> 00:20:45.119 other person is going to guess what it is a list 00:20:45.119 --> 00:20:48.140 of. How do you want to start? I can go first. 00:20:48.400 --> 00:20:52.640 Okay. Start. Hit me. Okay. Plastic. Okay. Tree. 00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:56.299 Do like one. So I know that you're not saying 00:20:56.299 --> 00:20:59.920 one big thing. One. Plastic. Okay. Two. Tree. 00:21:00.619 --> 00:21:07.470 Three. Heart. Four. Brain. Some wizard shit? 00:21:09.069 --> 00:21:12.190 Wizard of Oz shit? No. What things are made out 00:21:12.190 --> 00:21:18.130 of? No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Give me a hint. 00:21:18.250 --> 00:21:20.890 Give me something. This is bad. Medical. It might 00:21:20.890 --> 00:21:22.430 not be as easy as I thought it was. Types of 00:21:22.430 --> 00:21:26.849 surgeons. A plastic surgeon because they buttless. 00:21:27.230 --> 00:21:30.109 Heart surgeon, brain surgeon. I don't know what 00:21:30.109 --> 00:21:32.529 tree surgeon is, but it was on the list. So I 00:21:32.529 --> 00:21:34.170 went with it. So I'm just going to tell you right 00:21:34.170 --> 00:21:38.130 now, we, a lot of my lists are more personal. 00:21:38.289 --> 00:21:41.529 Oh, okay. Not all of them. I made like zero personal 00:21:41.529 --> 00:21:43.809 things. Okay. I made almost all personal things. 00:21:43.869 --> 00:21:45.869 Perfect. So that's just, you know. Okay. How 00:21:45.869 --> 00:21:47.609 it's going to go. Yeah. Actually, almost all 00:21:47.609 --> 00:21:51.009 of these are about me. About you? We have personal 00:21:51.009 --> 00:21:54.109 things about me. Things that are more personal 00:21:54.109 --> 00:21:56.630 than just types of things. Oh, I just did types 00:21:56.630 --> 00:21:59.630 of things. All right. One. Don't touch me. I'm 00:21:59.630 --> 00:22:03.859 sterile. Two. Who are you, people? Three. Take 00:22:03.859 --> 00:22:06.119 it away, Penny. Four. You can guess it any time, 00:22:06.160 --> 00:22:09.619 by the way. Soiled it. Is this Spongebob quotes? 00:22:09.779 --> 00:22:11.900 It's my favorite Spongebob quotes. Would you 00:22:11.900 --> 00:22:15.180 like to hear the rest? Yeah. Wombology. The study 00:22:15.180 --> 00:22:17.880 of wombo. Life is extreme and you want to make 00:22:17.880 --> 00:22:21.019 it. Are you feeling it, Mr. Krabs? It's not just 00:22:21.019 --> 00:22:24.059 a boulder. It's a rock. I know of a place where 00:22:24.059 --> 00:22:26.900 you never get harmed. Just get out of here, you 00:22:26.900 --> 00:22:30.000 stupid, dumb animal. The ocean's no place for 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:33.589 a squirrel. The walls will ooze green slime. 00:22:34.970 --> 00:22:42.250 Nosferatu. Yep. Mine, I guess. That's one. Okay, 00:22:42.289 --> 00:22:45.289 one. Well, I can't even say one and two because 00:22:45.289 --> 00:22:48.529 they're one words. There are no sentences. There 00:22:48.529 --> 00:22:50.730 are no multiple things. Okay. It's all just one 00:22:50.730 --> 00:22:52.869 word things. That's fine. If I do one and twos, 00:22:52.970 --> 00:22:55.009 it's for that reason. Okay. So just keep that 00:22:55.009 --> 00:22:56.910 in mind. Okay. And everybody playing at home. 00:22:57.109 --> 00:23:02.940 Yeah. All right. So pancake, salsa. Coin. Not 00:23:02.940 --> 00:23:07.019 coin. Coin. Oh, if you said corn, I had the best 00:23:07.019 --> 00:23:11.460 guess. No. Pancake, salsa, coin, and ring. Things 00:23:11.460 --> 00:23:14.640 you can't eat because of your Crohn's. I can 00:23:14.640 --> 00:23:16.119 eat all those things. Well, I can't eat coins 00:23:16.119 --> 00:23:18.019 or rings. No, you cannot. Unless they're like 00:23:18.019 --> 00:23:21.920 onion rings or... Things that include onions. 00:23:23.240 --> 00:23:26.420 Pancakes? Savory pancakes exist. Oh, yeah, you're 00:23:26.420 --> 00:23:28.839 right, you're right, you're right. Coins? Never 00:23:28.839 --> 00:23:34.039 mind. Forgot about that. Um, um, types of machines. 00:23:35.039 --> 00:23:40.859 The pancake machine. Oh, no. Um, things you, 00:23:40.980 --> 00:23:44.359 um, nope, that doesn't make any sense. Shit. 00:23:44.420 --> 00:23:48.339 I don't know. It's an action. To flip. Flipping 00:23:48.339 --> 00:23:53.980 things. Flippable things. Um, you're close. It's 00:23:53.980 --> 00:23:57.619 not flip. Ring, fling, flip. Ring, fling, flick. 00:23:57.839 --> 00:24:00.859 Fuck. Okay, you flip a pancake. Okay. What was 00:24:00.859 --> 00:24:04.200 the second thing you said? Salsa. Okay, see, 00:24:04.259 --> 00:24:06.079 this is... See, that I don't understand. It's 00:24:06.079 --> 00:24:08.740 toss. Things you toss. It's not salsa. It's supposed 00:24:08.740 --> 00:24:11.339 to be salad. Well, that would have changed everything. 00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:15.099 Would it? Yeah, because it's a sexual innuendo 00:24:15.099 --> 00:24:18.339 as well. Okay. So it's supposed to be salad. 00:24:18.440 --> 00:24:21.660 I don't know why it T9'd to salsa. Okay. So I 00:24:21.660 --> 00:24:23.980 fucked that up. Sorry. It's alright. So you toss 00:24:23.980 --> 00:24:26.980 pancakes, you toss a salad, you toss a coin toss. 00:24:27.640 --> 00:24:30.279 Ring toss. All right. Ready for the next one? 00:24:30.380 --> 00:24:33.180 Yeah. Chunky chicken noodle soup. Queen. Osmosis 00:24:33.180 --> 00:24:38.460 Jones. Terrorist. See, when you said chunky chicken 00:24:38.460 --> 00:24:41.720 noodle soup, queen, and Osmosis Jones, I was 00:24:41.720 --> 00:24:43.180 like, things you did when you were sick? No. 00:24:43.380 --> 00:24:46.779 Wiggles. Long legs. This is a very long list, 00:24:46.799 --> 00:24:49.539 so feel free to whenever. Silly goose. Goyle. 00:24:49.940 --> 00:24:54.559 Gorgina. My guy. Oh my god, stop. Lady. Psychopath. 00:24:55.049 --> 00:24:57.230 Are these nicknames for your cats? Absolutely. 00:24:57.650 --> 00:25:00.369 The list is things I call my cats that are not 00:25:00.369 --> 00:25:04.789 their names. Yeah, mine are stupid compared to 00:25:04.789 --> 00:25:06.910 yours. Well, I thought about this a lot. And 00:25:06.910 --> 00:25:10.549 I couldn't think of anything. Hunger. Card. Video. 00:25:11.650 --> 00:25:14.730 Mind. Games. Types of games. Yes! Mockingjay. 00:25:15.029 --> 00:25:19.529 I know things. Alright, ready? Yeah. One. Share. 00:25:19.769 --> 00:25:23.710 Things you love. You're really close. Elton John. 00:25:24.480 --> 00:25:26.660 Pamela Anderson. Oh. Famous people you love. 00:25:27.420 --> 00:25:30.200 We're getting closer. Okay. People who own Bearded 00:25:30.200 --> 00:25:34.039 Dragons. Brina Carpenter. Princess Diana. And 00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:39.279 Catherine of Aragon. People you look up to? Honestly, 00:25:39.400 --> 00:25:41.819 I'll give it to you. Okay. It's people I'm a 00:25:41.819 --> 00:25:44.140 little obsessed with at the moment. Oh, okay. 00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:46.319 My current obsessions. Obviously Cher, Elton 00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:48.460 John, Princess Diana. I'm always obsessed with 00:25:48.460 --> 00:25:50.490 them. Right. I'm really interested right now 00:25:50.490 --> 00:25:52.849 in people who own bearded dragons. My entire 00:25:52.849 --> 00:25:56.809 Instagram feed has become people with their bearded 00:25:56.809 --> 00:25:59.369 dragons. Just taking care of them. Okay. Side. 00:25:59.849 --> 00:26:03.150 Fruit. Salad. Types of salad. Yes! The other 00:26:03.150 --> 00:26:05.190 ones are Caesar and potato. Caesar would have 00:26:05.190 --> 00:26:06.829 probably given it away. I was going to say potato 00:26:06.829 --> 00:26:10.750 first. I love that. Potato. I'm a potato. I'm 00:26:10.750 --> 00:26:13.809 a potato. Alright. Starting off strong. Okay. 00:26:14.250 --> 00:26:19.650 Being mean. Obsessing. Things you do. You're 00:26:19.650 --> 00:26:22.710 really close. Impatience. Your personality traits. 00:26:23.029 --> 00:26:27.369 Yeah, but... Moody. Big fat quitter. Pessimistic. 00:26:27.369 --> 00:26:29.609 You're so close. You're saying my personality 00:26:29.609 --> 00:26:31.970 traits. Uh -huh. What do all these sound... Do 00:26:31.970 --> 00:26:34.809 they sound good? Um, your mental health problems. 00:26:35.029 --> 00:26:39.069 Not quite. Oh. My worst qualities. Oh. So, like, 00:26:39.069 --> 00:26:41.750 yes, my personality traits, but the bad ones. 00:26:42.009 --> 00:26:44.230 Yes, that's what I meant. Okay. I'm ready for 00:26:44.230 --> 00:26:47.740 a new list. Bees! Things that have ruined my 00:26:47.740 --> 00:26:52.240 life. Board. Ears. Candle. Things you set on 00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:55.220 fire. I'm not saying you should. I'm saying maybe 00:26:55.220 --> 00:26:57.440 you do. I mean, technically all these things 00:26:57.440 --> 00:26:59.400 you can set on fire. Say them again. Say them 00:26:59.400 --> 00:27:05.119 again. Okay. Bees. Board. Ears. Candle. Things 00:27:05.119 --> 00:27:07.940 with wax? Yeah, wax. What's board? Board wax, 00:27:08.079 --> 00:27:10.259 like for... Oh, like a surfboard. Yeah, yeah, 00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:13.569 yeah. Okay, okay. All right. You got me. Did 00:27:13.569 --> 00:27:15.910 I tell anyone? I didn't. I just told you. I got 00:27:15.910 --> 00:27:20.470 an earwax camera for Christmas. It has been amazing. 00:27:20.789 --> 00:27:22.450 I'm going to use one of those. I would recommend 00:27:22.450 --> 00:27:24.450 it. I want to see how much wax got in my ear. 00:27:24.750 --> 00:27:27.349 I have a good bit. It wasn't crazy, though, because 00:27:27.349 --> 00:27:30.769 I clean my ears an awful lot, but dry skin, man. 00:27:30.970 --> 00:27:33.450 I'm pretty sure my psoriasis is in your ears. 00:27:33.509 --> 00:27:36.369 Yes. I've got crazy dry skin in my ears. But 00:27:36.369 --> 00:27:38.759 it's also good. I like to look at my scalp. You 00:27:38.759 --> 00:27:40.180 can also see like if you've got blackheads in 00:27:40.180 --> 00:27:41.880 your ears and it's got a little hooky thing on 00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:45.200 so you can kind of get them. Nice. Okay. This 00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:47.960 one isn't necessarily about me. Okay. It's like 00:27:47.960 --> 00:27:50.420 one of my opinions, but it's not just about me. 00:27:50.779 --> 00:27:55.779 Ready? Banana, lime, coconut, grape, cherry, 00:27:56.039 --> 00:28:00.539 orange, lemon. Fruits that are trash. No. Fruits 00:28:00.539 --> 00:28:03.640 that are great. No. Fruits that belong in a smoothie. 00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:11.329 No. Tropical fruits. No. Fruits with skins. No. 00:28:13.269 --> 00:28:19.549 Fruits. Period. I mean, no. I think they're the 00:28:19.549 --> 00:28:22.990 best flavors of something. Best candy flavors? 00:28:23.230 --> 00:28:30.869 No. Best juice flavors? No. Best lollipop flavors? 00:28:31.269 --> 00:28:36.279 No. Best sucker flavors? No. Popsicles. Yes. 00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:40.200 Best popsicle flavors. In my own personal opinion. 00:28:40.200 --> 00:28:43.000 I love banana flavored things. Me too. Give me 00:28:43.000 --> 00:28:45.599 all the bananas. Banana flavored popsicles are 00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:48.259 my favorite popsicles. Would you like a popsicle? 00:28:48.420 --> 00:28:51.400 Hell yeah. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles. 00:28:51.460 --> 00:28:54.900 Gross. Mmm. Popsicles. Oh my god, stop. Please 00:28:54.900 --> 00:28:58.119 save the next list. This is bad. Alright. Gray. 00:28:58.680 --> 00:29:05.349 House. Quinn. Hauser. What? Gray. Okay. House. 00:29:06.009 --> 00:29:11.589 Quinn. Quinn? Q -U -I -N -N. And Hauser. Things 00:29:11.589 --> 00:29:14.170 that have to do with Barney from How I Met Your 00:29:14.170 --> 00:29:16.990 Mother. No. Oh. But you're correct with Doobie 00:29:16.990 --> 00:29:20.349 Hauser. Doogie Hauser. Whatever. Scooby. Scooby 00:29:20.349 --> 00:29:25.029 -Doo. The kid doctor who smokes a lot of fatties. 00:29:26.730 --> 00:29:31.509 Doctors? Doctors. Yeah. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. 00:29:31.990 --> 00:29:34.900 Who's gray. Oh, you Grey's Anatomy shit. Grey's 00:29:34.900 --> 00:29:37.619 Anatomy. House. Yeah, obviously. Okay, ready? 00:29:37.940 --> 00:29:40.799 Ready. Whatever happened to Baby Jane? Dracula. 00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:45.980 Psycho. Uh, movies you love. Close. Horror movies 00:29:45.980 --> 00:29:48.000 you love. No, but a different - Psychological 00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:50.900 thriller movies you love. No. Books. The Black 00:29:50.900 --> 00:29:54.140 Cat. Books you love. No. Horror books you love. 00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:56.980 No. Psychological thriller books you love. You 00:29:56.980 --> 00:29:59.180 were right with movies. Oh, okay, okay. To Kill 00:29:59.180 --> 00:30:01.460 a Mockingbird, Creature from the Black Lagoon. 00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:06.740 Movies you love. What kind of movies? Other than 00:30:06.740 --> 00:30:08.880 horror and psychological thriller? Think about 00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:11.240 these movies. Think about these movies and what 00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:15.279 they might look like. Old -timey movies. Black 00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:18.700 and white movies. Yes! Keep rolling, daddy -o. 00:30:19.500 --> 00:30:25.160 Baby. Navy. Beans. Beans. Types of beans. Baby 00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:31.250 beans? Never mind. Backtrack. Alright. Sorry. 00:30:31.450 --> 00:30:38.250 Baby. Navy. Sky. Tiffany. Blue. Types of blue. 00:30:38.390 --> 00:30:42.450 Colors. If I was green, I would die. Would you 00:30:42.450 --> 00:30:45.250 like a cherry pie? No. It is real cheap to buy. 00:30:45.670 --> 00:30:47.690 Okay. I'm sorry. See, this is what happens. I 00:30:47.690 --> 00:30:49.890 get too competitive even if I'm competing against 00:30:49.890 --> 00:30:53.630 myself. Crab Rangoon. Mmm. Things I love to eat. 00:30:53.829 --> 00:30:56.109 Well. Things you love to eat. Random burritos. 00:30:57.269 --> 00:31:02.240 Steamed dumplings. Cheese quesadillas. Things 00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:05.059 that are still good heated up? No, but honestly, 00:31:05.259 --> 00:31:09.799 good call. Refried beans. Oh. Things that make 00:31:09.799 --> 00:31:13.660 you fart? Nope. Calzone. Vegetarian wings. Assorted 00:31:13.660 --> 00:31:18.039 apps, baby! Things you eat! Okay, get a little 00:31:18.039 --> 00:31:21.059 more specific. Your favorite things to eat. Things 00:31:21.059 --> 00:31:24.380 you eat all the time. No. Oh. I don't eat these 00:31:24.380 --> 00:31:25.740 things all the time. I don't know what you eat. 00:31:26.109 --> 00:31:28.190 Not this all the time. I would eat crab roos 00:31:28.190 --> 00:31:30.269 all the time. I mean, if I could, I would. I 00:31:30.269 --> 00:31:32.190 can't believe those crabs rang to those goons. 00:31:33.170 --> 00:31:36.069 It's a... Do you just want me to tell you? Is 00:31:36.069 --> 00:31:38.009 there another hint that you can give me? I don't 00:31:38.009 --> 00:31:41.569 know. It has to do with food. Like something... 00:31:41.569 --> 00:31:46.589 Just tell us. Go -to takeout items. If I'm going 00:31:46.589 --> 00:31:49.250 to get takeout, here are some big hitters. Gotcha. 00:31:49.549 --> 00:31:57.259 Yeah. Okay. Mood. Record. Table. Volleyball. 00:31:57.259 --> 00:32:00.880 Rings. Types of rings. No. Okay. I like how you're 00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:02.980 so done with that shit. Volleyball ring? I don't 00:32:02.980 --> 00:32:04.960 know. I've never played volleyball successfully. 00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:09.339 Mood? Yeah. Mood? You said mood first, right? 00:32:09.400 --> 00:32:12.279 Yeah. Mood, record, table, volleyball. Types 00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:17.380 of boards. No. Fuck. Things... I don't... Mood 00:32:17.380 --> 00:32:19.799 board? Yeah, people make mood boards. Oh, yeah, 00:32:19.859 --> 00:32:23.160 I guess. I thought table board was gonna be weirder 00:32:23.160 --> 00:32:29.240 than that. Um... Do you have a hint? Again, it's 00:32:29.240 --> 00:32:31.319 kind of like an action. Things you spike. You're 00:32:31.319 --> 00:32:33.880 so close. Things you hit. No, you're going further 00:32:33.880 --> 00:32:39.259 away. Things you get hit with. No. Okay, I almost... 00:32:39.259 --> 00:32:42.039 What do you do at a table? You sit. What's another 00:32:42.039 --> 00:32:45.880 form of the word sit? Sat. Well, actually, it's 00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:48.920 not a form of the word sit. So say sit, but, 00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:53.000 right? Different letter in the middle. Sat. Sat. 00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:58.140 Okay. Things you set. Set the mood. Set the record 00:32:58.140 --> 00:33:01.279 straight. This is stupid. Set the table. Okay. 00:33:01.380 --> 00:33:04.000 And I think when you're, like, before you, like, 00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:07.279 volleyball, like, you serve, you set. Before 00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:13.519 you volleyball. The verb. Your lists are absolutely 00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:16.740 unhinged, and that is not a compliment. Thanks, 00:33:16.880 --> 00:33:18.980 Connections. Thanks, New York Times Connections. 00:33:19.039 --> 00:33:21.019 Missed Connections. Am I right or am I right? 00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:25.180 Ladies. Daddy Rossi Alfredo. Uh, fictional characters 00:33:25.180 --> 00:33:26.819 you love. It's gonna have to be more specific 00:33:26.819 --> 00:33:30.680 than that. Fictional TV characters that you'd 00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:34.539 want to fuck. No. Oh, okay. Elton John. Doesn't 00:33:34.539 --> 00:33:36.039 change my answer. He doesn't want to fuck me. 00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:39.720 Doesn't matter. He's very gay. Uncle Phil. Mr. 00:33:39.779 --> 00:33:44.440 Feeny. Dads you love. Um, men that you wish were 00:33:44.440 --> 00:33:46.900 your dad. Good job. Also on the list, Mr. Alan 00:33:46.900 --> 00:33:50.049 Matthews. Oh, yeah. Goofy Goof. Vin Diesel, because 00:33:50.049 --> 00:33:51.890 he knows the meaning of family. That's exactly 00:33:51.890 --> 00:33:54.490 what I wrote. The guy who fixed my floor this 00:33:54.490 --> 00:33:57.549 summer. Was he an attractive person? No, he was 00:33:57.549 --> 00:33:59.109 just really nice. He didn't speak English, but 00:33:59.109 --> 00:34:02.009 he seemed really supportive. Huh. It was a family 00:34:02.009 --> 00:34:04.630 business. So his sons were there. Nice. And it 00:34:04.630 --> 00:34:06.269 was just, I don't know, he seemed like a nice 00:34:06.269 --> 00:34:07.829 guy. And I was like, I wish that was my dad. 00:34:08.130 --> 00:34:13.289 Okay. You ready? Absolutely, I am. Bean. Melon. 00:34:14.269 --> 00:34:18.840 Noodle. Nut. It's not types of soup. Types of 00:34:18.840 --> 00:34:23.659 balls. No. Bean, melon, nut. What else? Noodle. 00:34:23.860 --> 00:34:28.900 Noodle. Things with eggs. No. Things you boil. 00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:35.059 No. Things that are good. No. Think how you use 00:34:35.059 --> 00:34:37.980 these words to describe non -food thing. Say 00:34:37.980 --> 00:34:41.219 them again. Bean, melon, noodle, nut. Things 00:34:41.219 --> 00:34:44.619 in the pool. No, that only works for noodle. 00:34:45.869 --> 00:34:48.610 I'm taking one thing and running with it so hard. 00:34:52.869 --> 00:34:56.510 Wait, wait. Things for genitalia. Other names 00:34:56.510 --> 00:34:58.989 of genitalia. It's not. It's not. But think of 00:34:58.989 --> 00:35:02.110 a different... What's opposite of genitalia? 00:35:03.030 --> 00:35:05.909 That doesn't make sense. A lot of things. I don't 00:35:05.909 --> 00:35:10.130 think I can hit this well. Okay. It's food slang 00:35:10.130 --> 00:35:13.409 for the head. It's your noodle. It's your melon. 00:35:14.110 --> 00:35:15.889 I don't know, man. I've never heard that in my 00:35:15.889 --> 00:35:19.230 life. I'm like, oh, hit my bean. Okay. Now this 00:35:19.230 --> 00:35:20.750 one is going to involve sentences. So I'm going 00:35:20.750 --> 00:35:22.809 to have to say one, two. All right. Number one. 00:35:23.170 --> 00:35:26.309 I don't finish all my words. Things that I've 00:35:26.309 --> 00:35:29.449 said. No. On the podcast. Oh, okay. Good guess. 00:35:29.510 --> 00:35:31.650 But not related. You're not close at all, but 00:35:31.650 --> 00:35:35.969 I like the guess. Okay. Two. I sniff his vapes. 00:35:36.090 --> 00:35:39.670 Three. I sing one lyric of a song at any given 00:35:39.670 --> 00:35:42.789 moment. Four. I touch his butt. Five. I constantly 00:35:42.789 --> 00:35:45.989 ask him to bring me things upstairs. Six. I refuse 00:35:45.989 --> 00:35:49.170 to go in stores. Seven. I park in the grass. 00:35:52.090 --> 00:35:55.869 Eight. I call him juice ton. Things you do that 00:35:55.869 --> 00:35:59.510 pisses him off. To the point of insanity. I kind 00:35:59.510 --> 00:36:01.869 of knew that for a while. You just wanted to 00:36:01.869 --> 00:36:02.949 keep hearing it? But I wanted to keep hearing 00:36:02.949 --> 00:36:04.170 what you were saying. Alright, well the other 00:36:04.170 --> 00:36:07.670 thing was I whine like a bitch. I use baking 00:36:07.670 --> 00:36:10.960 soda for everything. And I don't put the lid 00:36:10.960 --> 00:36:13.800 on things correctly. So they spill. Oh, that 00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:16.780 would be really annoying. Yeah, it is. It sucks. 00:36:17.300 --> 00:36:20.039 Shout out, Justin. You're not listening. Unless 00:36:20.039 --> 00:36:22.579 you're right outside. Okay, well, hit me. American. 00:36:22.860 --> 00:36:27.320 Flags. Fever. Lucid. Dream. Dreams. Yep, you're 00:36:27.320 --> 00:36:31.380 right. These dreams, the moment I close my eyes. 00:36:32.420 --> 00:36:36.460 Okay. The O .J. Simpson case. Things you love. 00:36:36.659 --> 00:36:39.559 Waco. World War II. History things you love. 00:36:39.619 --> 00:36:41.619 Historical things that happen that you love. 00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:43.900 Reptile shedding. That you're obsessed with. 00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:47.539 Yes! Special interest topics slash obsessions. 00:36:47.719 --> 00:36:51.079 Also included, the 1960s, the Wizarding World 00:36:51.079 --> 00:36:54.179 of Harry Potter, various serial killers, John 00:36:54.179 --> 00:36:57.980 Lennon's solo career, the Mandela Effect, Princess 00:36:57.980 --> 00:37:00.480 Diana and the Royal Family, and Tupac Shakur. 00:37:00.699 --> 00:37:03.320 Nice. Those are some of my favorite things to 00:37:03.320 --> 00:37:08.920 learn about. Uh, arts, business, comics, sports. 00:37:09.340 --> 00:37:12.119 Things in the newspaper? Yes. All right. All 00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:17.639 right. Blarg. Boats and hoes. Things you blurt 00:37:17.639 --> 00:37:21.840 out. Yes. I'm so proud of you. I titled it random 00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:24.400 exclamations I make with no prompting on a regular 00:37:24.400 --> 00:37:26.340 basis. Do you want to hear the rest of them? 00:37:26.500 --> 00:37:29.300 Yes. Get wrecked. Oh, all the time. Son of a 00:37:29.300 --> 00:37:32.199 bitch jewel. Between the lines. Giggle me this. 00:37:34.190 --> 00:37:38.329 Santa Maria. Boom shakalaka. I want to be... 00:37:38.329 --> 00:37:45.630 Sorry. I want to be Mr. Wiggle Munch. What? It's 00:37:45.630 --> 00:37:48.309 from Friends. He goes, I want to be Mr. Wiggle 00:37:48.309 --> 00:37:53.750 Munch. Hot dog salad. That's how it sounds. You 00:37:53.750 --> 00:37:55.449 want me to rapid fire? Well, I don't have any 00:37:55.449 --> 00:37:59.030 more, so it's all you. Okay. Eagle. Monticello. 00:37:59.309 --> 00:38:03.780 Shield. Torch. Things on money? Yeah. Okay. On 00:38:03.780 --> 00:38:07.219 the backs of U .S. coins. Okay. Sick. Desert. 00:38:08.039 --> 00:38:11.219 Humor. Martini. There's another one, but I don't 00:38:11.219 --> 00:38:13.199 get it. Things that are dry. Yep. What's the 00:38:13.199 --> 00:38:18.579 other one? Teetotaler? T -E -E -T -O -T -A -L 00:38:18.579 --> 00:38:21.159 -E -R. Apparently it's dry. Totally awesome. 00:38:21.619 --> 00:38:26.539 Dude. Bagel. Lifesaver. Tire. Things that are 00:38:26.539 --> 00:38:30.719 round. With holes in them. Okay. Baking. Laundry. 00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:34.639 Origami. Poker. Things you fold in. Yeah. Hell 00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:39.619 yeah. Projector. Reel. Screen. Speaker. Thanks 00:38:39.619 --> 00:38:42.380 for movie theaters. Theater equipment. I did 00:38:42.380 --> 00:38:45.260 that for us. Tales from the movie theater. Bar. 00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:54.099 Bubble. Line. Pie. Types of baths. No. Line bath? 00:38:55.239 --> 00:38:57.199 I don't know. You heard bubble and went with 00:38:57.199 --> 00:39:02.909 it. Yeah, I did. Wait, do it again. Bar. Bubble, 00:39:02.909 --> 00:39:10.769 line, pie. What? Think school. Don't want to. 00:39:11.670 --> 00:39:16.190 Bubble. Things you learn in math. Okay. Continue. 00:39:16.969 --> 00:39:21.230 Numbers. Math. Math problems. Okay. What are 00:39:21.230 --> 00:39:25.730 bar and line and pie? Graphs. Well, technically 00:39:25.730 --> 00:39:27.650 it's charts. There are kinds of charts, but it's 00:39:27.650 --> 00:39:30.510 like a bubble chart. What's a bubble? I don't 00:39:30.510 --> 00:39:34.150 know. I don't know how to properly explain it. 00:39:34.190 --> 00:39:35.889 I will look it up when I'm done. I have two more. 00:39:36.030 --> 00:39:38.230 Sure, okay. Two more. Final two. Here we go. 00:39:38.389 --> 00:39:42.090 Kiss, nerd, runt, whopper. Candy. Yep. Abba, 00:39:42.250 --> 00:39:47.389 kayak, nun, stats. I'm sorry. What? Abba, kayak, 00:39:47.789 --> 00:39:51.929 nun, stats. Nun, like N -U -N? Yeah. Things with 00:39:51.929 --> 00:39:56.170 habits? Dancing queens? Young and sweet? Only 00:39:56.170 --> 00:39:59.889 17? Fernando? Think of the words. I'm trying, 00:40:00.110 --> 00:40:03.889 bitch. What do you want me to say? Abba. Abba. 00:40:04.050 --> 00:40:08.730 Mm -hmm. Kayak. Wait, wait. None. Words that 00:40:08.730 --> 00:40:11.489 end with the same letter of which they start. 00:40:11.829 --> 00:40:14.050 No. What? They're the same forward as backwards. 00:40:14.250 --> 00:40:17.329 That's not what you said. You said starts with 00:40:17.329 --> 00:40:21.210 the letter that it ends with. Forward as it is 00:40:21.210 --> 00:40:24.860 backwards. Well, I think Listomania got pretty 00:40:24.860 --> 00:40:29.199 heavy on the mania. I went, like, not personal 00:40:29.199 --> 00:40:31.179 at all. Like a regular game? Yeah, I played a 00:40:31.179 --> 00:40:33.780 regular game here. And I did. Which, again, happens 00:40:33.780 --> 00:40:37.019 a lot when we do chaotic games. Yeah. You always 00:40:37.019 --> 00:40:39.480 come very prepared, very professional, like you're 00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:41.940 Alex Trebek. And I come in, like, I just woke 00:40:41.940 --> 00:40:44.960 up. We should play Jeopardy this year. We should. 00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:49.260 This year. This podcast. This season. What is... 00:40:50.809 --> 00:40:55.349 Because there's a new pop culture jeopardy. No, 00:40:55.369 --> 00:40:57.090 you're right. We should. This is the season of 00:40:57.090 --> 00:40:59.409 favorite things. Millennial chaos is our favorite 00:40:59.409 --> 00:41:01.329 thing. Games are our favorite thing. Trivia, 00:41:01.369 --> 00:41:04.469 favorite thing. Because I'm so bad at it. And 00:41:04.469 --> 00:41:07.289 I'm pretty okay at it. But sometimes things get 00:41:07.289 --> 00:41:09.469 weird. And that's what this podcast is all about. 00:41:09.570 --> 00:41:10.889 And that's what we did today. And that's what 00:41:10.889 --> 00:41:12.510 we're going to do every week for the rest of 00:41:12.510 --> 00:41:14.730 season seven. So you better stay fucking tuned. 00:41:15.449 --> 00:41:18.050 I hope you like it. Yeah, please. I'm not trying 00:41:18.050 --> 00:41:21.880 to be a dick. 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