Welcome back. Welcome back to 30 D &D. I'm C.
I'm K. Stands for Courtney. And C stands for
Clarissa. Yep. And D &D stands for dirty and
dying. Yep. And 30 is a number. that you should
know and this is a podcast and we are talking
on the podcast yep and we're here right now um
it is episode two of season seven and as you
can tell we're starting off strong we're devolving
so quickly um will there be an eight who knows
if we can live No, so like we do a lot of millennial
chaos episodes and that's how we cope with what's
going on in our lives. And clearly that's where
we are right now. This week, millennial chaos.
Another way that we're going to cope this week
is to play a game. We love games. A millennial
chaos game. We're doing our favorite things and
games are our favorite things. Yeah. If you missed
the memo last week, this is the season of favorite
things and we're doing them. And this is truly
millennial chaos because I totally just came
up with this randomly. And I struggled so hard.
So we're calling it listomania. Okay. And basically
one day I was really, I think I was really anxious.
I was having a bad day in my brain. And sometimes
it's helpful for me to make lists, but not about
like real things because that gives me more anxiety.
So sometimes I'll just make a random list about
anything. And I found myself doing that. And
then I was like, we should do an episode of where
we just make random lists and present them to
each other. And then Courtney had the bitchin'
idea to up the stakes a little bit. So it's gonna
become a game. Yes. To where we're going to state,
like, we both have separate lists. Yeah, several.
And I'm, so like, we're going to list the items.
Yes. And the other person has to guess the category.
Yeah, so like, if I say, what is on my list,
one through whatever. I only did four things
each. Okay. I have varying numbers, but like,
so I have to say a few of those and then Courtney
will guess what it is a list of. Right. And then
vice versa. So some of these are going to be,
some are going to make more sense than others.
That's all I'm going to say. Yeah. Mine. So like,
I was really struggling. Like I, to the point
where I was dreaming about it. Wow. So, you know,
I'm stressed. Right? I'm just like, I can't,
like, just come and, like, make Clarissa do all
these things. Like, I have to contribute. Which
is funny because a lot of the episodes where
you do so much research, I'm just like, listen,
you can't. But you're like, that would be terrible.
Well, you already do so much because you edit
it and you do the Instagram and, like, you're,
like, you're it, right? And I just, like, and
personality. Okay, but there are plenty of episodes
where I am just the personality higher. See the
previous episode. The season premiere, it balances
out, but I get it. Wanting to come prepared.
But yeah, so I, since I struggled so hard and
I literally couldn't come up with a creative
idea at all, my brain was done mush. Yeah. I,
you know, the New York times game connections.
Actually, I don't. Okay. So like you have a list
of 16 words. Okay. So like 16 words. And then,
so it's, you have to lump them in groups of four.
based upon like what you think the category is
so it's similar to what we're doing so it's similar
to what we're doing um just a few more rules
just a few more rules and i also have a game
called linky which i'm not sure like it's i wouldn't
call it a board game they're just like cards
um where there is like an overall like um title
like category like category is right so but to
get to like You have to guess the category. Okay.
So I'm not going to ask you the questions, but
although we could do that as a game sometime.
Yeah, but you used it as inspiration. I used
it as inspiration as categories. All right. So
we're going to play that game and it's going
to get, I'm sure, really millennial chaotic.
I had less trouble, may have done too much. Well,
that's good because I didn't. I started writing
them in my sleep. I can't wait to hear this.
Me neither. Because they're going to be news
for both of us. But, you know, before we get
into the game, we have to make a list of things
that happened back in time. Back in time. All
right. We're in 1998. What a time to be alive.
What a time. I was about four -ish. And I remember
a few things. I remember my fourth birthday party
was perhaps my favorite birthday party of all
time. It was the Little Mermaid themed. It was
down in the holler, which is where I was living.
I lived in a holler. Spoiler alert. Holler! No,
holler. Anyways, we lived on my grandparents'
land, which was like 100 -some acres. And we
mainly, at that time... I mean, we went and visited
my mom's family a lot because my mom was very
close to her family, but obviously we were living
in a pretty isolated area that was my dad's family
slash whatever. But for my fourth birthday, everybody
came. Like, all my mom's family came. All my
dad's family came. Even the ones who lived in,
like, I have an uncle, had an uncle, I don't
know what happened to him. Nothing good, I'm
sure. Who lives in, like, Seattle. And he came
with all his kids. For four? Yeah. It was an
exciting year. I mean, I guess it was for me.
I mean, I'm great. And I remember I wore an orange
floral... I have a lot of memories about this
birthday. I don't know why. I had an orange floral
overalls, but it was a dress. And I also remember
that I got a pretty insane nosebleed. And we
had this mirror, like a home interiors mirror
in our trailer. We lived in a trailer. I didn't
realize that my nose would bleed. I used to get
nosebleeds a lot as a kid. And my dad was passed
out on the couch, maybe asleep, maybe drunk.
We'll never know. He was home. What a good game.
I used to play those games too. But he came home
from like working out of town all week. So he
did just like. sleep a lot when he was home.
So it could have been either. But anyways, he
gets up. My mom told him to watch me while she
did stuff for the party. Obviously that didn't
fucking happen. And he sits up. He looks at me
like I'm in a horror movie because I'm covered
in blood. And he goes, oh my god, your mom's
gonna kill me. Not like, are you okay? What's
wrong with you? Is everything fine? Oh my god,
sweet baby. Fuck, your mom's gonna kill me, is
probably the exact thing he said. And then I
looked in that hallway mirror. And you didn't
even realize? No, I got nosebleeds so much that
it was just like, yeah, just another day being
me. Just another day in the hauler. Covered in
blood, waiting for cake. I had an aerial cake.
It was so much fun. What flavor? Chocolate, obviously,
duh. Fuck you! What do you mean, ugh? I don't
like chocolate cake. Okay, well then why did
you even ask? Because I was hoping you would
say vanilla. Well, you don't know me at all,
Ben. And it was my birthday, fuck you! Yeah,
I wasn't even invited. I didn't know you. Also,
you would not have found us. We were... It was
hard to find us. I did have a pretty bitchin'
swing set, though. It would have been cool. I
had a swing set. I had one, too. It was nice.
My favorite one was the one that kind of looked
like a motorcycle. Like, there were two swings,
and then there was that thing. Oh, yeah, one
of those? Yeah, it had the other thing on it.
Okay. It was like you held onto the handles and...
Nice. Yep. Livin' large. Now I'm in the hauler.
Holla! What else for 1998? Do you remember anything
from your life? You were slightly older than
me. Maybe you have memories? No, I have no memories.
Okay. In 98, so I was 6 '7". Me and Sissy lived
with Mom. She was still alive. Way to go. Yeah,
I mean, she didn't die until 2009, so. So, about
10 years before. 11? Um, I don't, yeah, I don't
remember anything. Okay. So, first grade? Well,
I was a year... So like I was five when I went
into kindergarten and turned six. So if I was
six, seven, I would have been in first grade.
Okay. All right. First grade and second. I don't
remember. I got you. Well, let me jog your memory
a little bit. Okay. Here's some things that were
on the TV. Jog me. What? I'll jog you, daddy.
The Powerpuff Girls for me. I love Powerpuff
Girls. It's one of my favorite shows of all time.
Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. But Professor
Utonium accidentally put in a secret ingredient.
Chemical X. Thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born.
I love the Powerpuff Girls. The rowdy rough boys.
Yeah, the gang green, gang green boy, gang green,
green gang. Green, gang green gang. Did you know
one of the guys in the gang green gang or whatever
the fuck is the same guy, like the voice, is
Spongebob? Yes. Sick impression. Quick, who was
your favorite Powerpuff Girl? Bubbles. Bubbles?
Me too. Back then. Yeah. I would say Buttercup
now. Yeah, so I really liked Buttercup. I always
hated Blossom. Oh, she was too bossy. Blossom
is a bitch. She reminded me of my sister. But
my sister's not a bitch. You said that, not me.
I don't know. Well, it's just like one of those,
like, I know these things. Like, I'm the boss.
Oldest daughter syndrome? Yes. Yeah. I was Buttercup,
but I wanted so badly to be Bubbles. Bubbles.
I was Bubbles. And I thought Bubbles was cute
and sweet. I think I still am. You're Bubbles
for sure. Yeah. Yeah. I have always been Buttercup.
I just had to embrace. But I like Buttercup.
I didn't dislike her. I just really liked Bubbles.
And my favorite villain? Him. Oh, yes. Absolutely.
What about Mojo Jojo? Mojo Jojo. Mojo Jojo. The
Wild Thornberrys. I love the wild thoroughbred
berries. I fucking love those. I want to talk
to animals. Me too. I mean, I do. I loved her
sister. Me too. She was so cool. I wanted to
be her. Yeah. I wanted the hair. I wanted the
jeans. The grunge vibes. Yeah. Everything about
her. Mm -hmm. Cat dog. Hello in the world, little
cat dog. I had a lot of cat dog stuffed animals.
Interesting. Yeah, I had cat dog. Oh, duh. And
I had the little blue thing. Little blue guy,
their buddy. Yeah. I had one of him. Power Rangers
in space. I didn't watch it. Mike was a Power
Rangers guy. Two of a Kind with Mary -Kate and
Ashley. Oh. See, I didn't use. I didn't watch
a lot of Mary -Kate and Ashley stuff. I did.
And I liked that show. Out of the box. I loved
Out of the Box. That was the goodbye. Farewell
to you, my friends. So long for now until we
meet again. I loved Out of the Box. To play and
sing together in the box. So now it's time to
say goodbye. Really loved that show. I looked
forward every day. I was like, oh my God, how's
there a whole space in those boxes? Imagination.
Imagination. Cousin Skeeter. I loved Cousin Skeeter.
Those are my favorite shows. Chalk Zone. Rudy's
got the chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk zone. Rudy's
got the chalk, chalk, chalk zone. I know, you
love that one. I love Chalk Zone. This was a
great year for television. Oh, man. Maggie and
the Ferocious Beast. I loved Maggie and the Ferocious
Beast. I did too. Again, looked forward to it.
Yeah. True Life. MTV True Life came out. Oh my
god. I loved True Life. That's how I learned
as a too small child that I might have trichotillomania.
Because there was this episode about someone
who had trichotillomania and I was like, that
seems like familiar. I didn't start watching
MTV or VH1 until middle school. Oh, no, I watched
it early. I remember because I would go, this
was after we left the hauler, but, like, when
I was in elementary school, I would stay with
my Meemaw a lot during the day and after school,
and I just watched TV. And I didn't go to school
very much because I fucking hated it. So when
I would stay home, I would just watch, like,
whatever was on. And she didn't care. She was
like, watch whatever you want. I literally don't
even care. It's like as long as we watch Days
of Our Lives and Passions at one and at two,
I don't care what else you do. And I watched
a lot of MTV. And I remember being like roughly,
I don't know, maybe like fourth or fifth grade
and watching True Life and the Trichotillomania
episode. And I was like, this is hitting close
to home. Is this play about us? Yeah. And then
no one took me to the doctor ever. I had to take
myself. Roly -poly -oly. Sorry. Roly -poly -oly.
He's small and smart and round. And in the lands
of curbs and curls, he's as well as kid around.
Hell yeah. There's so many TV shows. 98 is the
year for the shows. It really is. I never watched
Bug Juice, though. I think I might have watched
some, but not a whole lot. I liked Bug Juice.
I also liked buying Bug Juice in the store. Oh,
duh. Little cartons. I liked the green one. Dawson's
Creek. I don't want to wait for our lives to
be over. I want to know. I got some movies. Okay.
The Truman Show. You know, I need to watch that.
You've never seen it? I've never seen it. It's
not out of like not wanting to see it. And like
anytime I don't see a movie, it's not because
I choose not to see it. I just never have. Like
it's never come up and I don't think about it.
Well, no, I get that. There's a ton of movies
like that for me as well. But I just figured
because it's Jim Carrey and you're a big Jim
Carrey fan. I'm a big Jim Carrey fan. Ice hockey
player Wayne Gretzky is selected by Hockey News
as the best ever NHL player. Wow, good for him.
There's something about Mary. Is there something
about her? Yeah, there really is. She uses ejaculation
as hair gel on accident. It's a very famous scene.
My parents were... By accident? Yeah, she doesn't
know that's what it is. How, what, how... Some
dude tells her something different. So some guy
just comes in a cup and just says, This is conditioner!
Sort of, yeah. A bug's life. Okay. Yeah. Now,
what do you prefer, a bug's life or ants? A bug's
life. I'm a beautiful butterfly. I really liked
ants. I didn't like ants hardly at all. I liked
ants. I did not like ants. Mulan. Let's get down
to business to defeat the Huns. I love Mulan.
Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow. The water
boy. Is that Adam Sandler? I love Waterboy. I
know that I shouldn't anymore. But I do. The
Prince of Egypt. About Moses. I never watched
it. Oh, I watched it. Obviously my mom made me
watch it because she was like, religion. I loved
it. But not for the reasons I think she was hoping
for. You know. And it's historically accurate,
I'm sure. Obvi. Hobby. More about hockey. The
48th NHL All -Star Game. North America defeats
Vancouver, Canada. Oh, no. The Canucks? 8 -7.
Oh. It's the Canucks, though, right? It says
North America defeats World 8 -7 in Vancouver,
Canada. That sounds like propaganda. It's literally,
like, the U .S. versus Canada versus, like, countries.
Okay. Like the Olympics? Kind of, yeah. So, like...
The Penguins, like, players, like, if they're
from Canada, will play on Canada's team. Oh,
okay. Yeah. Okay. But how that's worded, I don't
understand. Me neither. And I cannot help you.
You cannot. Oh, Ants also came out. Oh, shit.
Look at that. Interesting. Half -baked. Jack
Frost. I still know what you did last summer.
I love those movies. I do too. Like, too much.
My dad had all the DVDs and I watched them all
the time. That actually makes perfect sense.
Yeah. Hope Floats! Did you ever watch that movie?
It's, um... What's her name? Is it Sandra Bullock?
Is that who that is? Yeah. Sandra Bullock and
Harry Connick Jr. are in it. I don't fully remember.
I remember watching it. I remember renting the
VHS tape and watching it with my mom. Basically,
this lady, she gets divorced from her husband.
Um... And she moves back in with her mom and
she's got her little girl with her and her little
girl like blames the shit out of her for, you
know, leaving her dad unbeknownst to her. Her
dad like fucked her mom's best friend and was
like really terrible. But it's just like, you
know, ladies having generational trauma and we're
fixing it and it's Harry Connick Jr.'s there
and he probably takes his shirt off. Huh. It's
a decent movie, but I remember it pretty, obviously
not the plot vividly, but I remember watching
it. And my mom really liked it. Something pretty
amazing. Oh, yeah? Rapper Eminem. Shit. Then
unknown, because it's 98. Yeah. Is signed by
Dr. Dre. Do you want to go out with some music?
Yeah. Since we're talking about Eminem. So from
the top 100, these songs were hitting the Chiz
Arts. You're Still the One by Shania Twain. You're
still the one I run to. The only one I... You're
still the one I... Kiss goodnight. Truly, Madly,
Deeply by Savage Garden. Do you remember that
one? Yes. Do you? If you start, I will finish.
I'm gonna make sure that I'm thinking of the
right song. But I think I am, yeah. That one
that goes like... I wanna stand with you on a
mountain. I wanna bathe with you in the sea.
I remember hearing that song non -stop on the
Delilah radio show, driving in the car with my
mom. Delilah. Let's see, what else? How Do I
Live by Leigh -Anne Rimes. How do I live without
you? I want to know. I listen to a lot of Leigh
-Anne Rimes. My mom really liked her. I mean...
I don't mind her. Her music, I don't know much
about her life. Yeah, I don't know. This Kiss
by Faith. This kiss, this kiss. Oh, it's so cool.
This kiss, this kiss. It's centrifugal motion.
It's perpetual bliss. It's... I'm sorry, Faith.
A lot of these are from 97, but they were still
absolutely killing it. Sex and candy. I want
sex and candy. Yeah. I want you back in sync.
And I want you back. Like that sound. That sound
effect. That sound. The sound effect. Trying
to find one that actually was 98. Hands. By Jewel.
Oh, I'm just like, look, Ma, no hands and no
darling, I don't dance. That one that's like,
my hands are small, I know, but they're not yours.
What the fuck are you talking about? There's
a song, it's by Jewel, and it goes like, my hands
are small, I know, but they're not yours, they
are my own. Oh, I have not heard that. Do you
want me to tell my tornado fact? Yeah, tornadoes
instead. Okay, so in... March 24th, 1998. Okay.
In Danton, Indiana. Danton? A tornado sweeps
through the area, injuring 3 ,000 people and
killing 250. Injuring? I thought you said drained.
And I was like, is it a vampire? It just sucked
their blood up. The suck zone. That's what the
suck zone is. Welcome to the suck zone, baby.
I'm assuming with the damage, it was probably
an F5, but that's not a fact on this. That's
not a fact. That's a fiction. I don't know, because
normally when I'm reading the statistics about
tornadoes, it's normally like 200 people through
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All right, so like we said at the beginning,
we're playing Listomania. And we are each going
back and forth. We are going to name the items
that we have on our respective lists. And the
other person is going to guess what it is a list
of. How do you want to start? I can go first.
Okay. Start. Hit me. Okay. Plastic. Okay. Tree.
Do like one. So I know that you're not saying
one big thing. One. Plastic. Okay. Two. Tree.
Three. Heart. Four. Brain. Some wizard shit?
Wizard of Oz shit? No. What things are made out
of? No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Give me a hint.
Give me something. This is bad. Medical. It might
not be as easy as I thought it was. Types of
surgeons. A plastic surgeon because they buttless.
Heart surgeon, brain surgeon. I don't know what
tree surgeon is, but it was on the list. So I
went with it. So I'm just going to tell you right
now, we, a lot of my lists are more personal.
Oh, okay. Not all of them. I made like zero personal
things. Okay. I made almost all personal things.
Perfect. So that's just, you know. Okay. How
it's going to go. Yeah. Actually, almost all
of these are about me. About you? We have personal
things about me. Things that are more personal
than just types of things. Oh, I just did types
of things. All right. One. Don't touch me. I'm
sterile. Two. Who are you, people? Three. Take
it away, Penny. Four. You can guess it any time,
by the way. Soiled it. Is this Spongebob quotes?
It's my favorite Spongebob quotes. Would you
like to hear the rest? Yeah. Wombology. The study
of wombo. Life is extreme and you want to make
it. Are you feeling it, Mr. Krabs? It's not just
a boulder. It's a rock. I know of a place where
you never get harmed. Just get out of here, you
stupid, dumb animal. The ocean's no place for
a squirrel. The walls will ooze green slime.
Nosferatu. Yep. Mine, I guess. That's one. Okay,
one. Well, I can't even say one and two because
they're one words. There are no sentences. There
are no multiple things. Okay. It's all just one
word things. That's fine. If I do one and twos,
it's for that reason. Okay. So just keep that
in mind. Okay. And everybody playing at home.
Yeah. All right. So pancake, salsa. Coin. Not
coin. Coin. Oh, if you said corn, I had the best
guess. No. Pancake, salsa, coin, and ring. Things
you can't eat because of your Crohn's. I can
eat all those things. Well, I can't eat coins
or rings. No, you cannot. Unless they're like
onion rings or... Things that include onions.
Pancakes? Savory pancakes exist. Oh, yeah, you're
right, you're right, you're right. Coins? Never
mind. Forgot about that. Um, um, types of machines.
The pancake machine. Oh, no. Um, things you,
um, nope, that doesn't make any sense. Shit.
I don't know. It's an action. To flip. Flipping
things. Flippable things. Um, you're close. It's
not flip. Ring, fling, flip. Ring, fling, flick.
Fuck. Okay, you flip a pancake. Okay. What was
the second thing you said? Salsa. Okay, see,
this is... See, that I don't understand. It's
toss. Things you toss. It's not salsa. It's supposed
to be salad. Well, that would have changed everything.
Would it? Yeah, because it's a sexual innuendo
as well. Okay. So it's supposed to be salad.
I don't know why it T9'd to salsa. Okay. So I
fucked that up. Sorry. It's alright. So you toss
pancakes, you toss a salad, you toss a coin toss.
Ring toss. All right. Ready for the next one?
Yeah. Chunky chicken noodle soup. Queen. Osmosis
Jones. Terrorist. See, when you said chunky chicken
noodle soup, queen, and Osmosis Jones, I was
like, things you did when you were sick? No.
Wiggles. Long legs. This is a very long list,
so feel free to whenever. Silly goose. Goyle.
Gorgina. My guy. Oh my god, stop. Lady. Psychopath.
Are these nicknames for your cats? Absolutely.
The list is things I call my cats that are not
their names. Yeah, mine are stupid compared to
yours. Well, I thought about this a lot. And
I couldn't think of anything. Hunger. Card. Video.
Mind. Games. Types of games. Yes! Mockingjay.
I know things. Alright, ready? Yeah. One. Share.
Things you love. You're really close. Elton John.
Pamela Anderson. Oh. Famous people you love.
We're getting closer. Okay. People who own Bearded
Dragons. Brina Carpenter. Princess Diana. And
Catherine of Aragon. People you look up to? Honestly,
I'll give it to you. Okay. It's people I'm a
little obsessed with at the moment. Oh, okay.
My current obsessions. Obviously Cher, Elton
John, Princess Diana. I'm always obsessed with
them. Right. I'm really interested right now
in people who own bearded dragons. My entire
Instagram feed has become people with their bearded
dragons. Just taking care of them. Okay. Side.
Fruit. Salad. Types of salad. Yes! The other
ones are Caesar and potato. Caesar would have
probably given it away. I was going to say potato
first. I love that. Potato. I'm a potato. I'm
a potato. Alright. Starting off strong. Okay.
Being mean. Obsessing. Things you do. You're
really close. Impatience. Your personality traits.
Yeah, but... Moody. Big fat quitter. Pessimistic.
You're so close. You're saying my personality
traits. Uh -huh. What do all these sound... Do
they sound good? Um, your mental health problems.
Not quite. Oh. My worst qualities. Oh. So, like,
yes, my personality traits, but the bad ones.
Yes, that's what I meant. Okay. I'm ready for
a new list. Bees! Things that have ruined my
life. Board. Ears. Candle. Things you set on
fire. I'm not saying you should. I'm saying maybe
you do. I mean, technically all these things
you can set on fire. Say them again. Say them
again. Okay. Bees. Board. Ears. Candle. Things
with wax? Yeah, wax. What's board? Board wax,
like for... Oh, like a surfboard. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Okay, okay. All right. You got me. Did
I tell anyone? I didn't. I just told you. I got
an earwax camera for Christmas. It has been amazing.
I'm going to use one of those. I would recommend
it. I want to see how much wax got in my ear.
I have a good bit. It wasn't crazy, though, because
I clean my ears an awful lot, but dry skin, man.
I'm pretty sure my psoriasis is in your ears.
Yes. I've got crazy dry skin in my ears. But
it's also good. I like to look at my scalp. You
can also see like if you've got blackheads in
your ears and it's got a little hooky thing on
so you can kind of get them. Nice. Okay. This
one isn't necessarily about me. Okay. It's like
one of my opinions, but it's not just about me.
Ready? Banana, lime, coconut, grape, cherry,
orange, lemon. Fruits that are trash. No. Fruits
that are great. No. Fruits that belong in a smoothie.
No. Tropical fruits. No. Fruits with skins. No.
Fruits. Period. I mean, no. I think they're the
best flavors of something. Best candy flavors?
No. Best juice flavors? No. Best lollipop flavors?
No. Best sucker flavors? No. Popsicles. Yes.
Best popsicle flavors. In my own personal opinion.
I love banana flavored things. Me too. Give me
all the bananas. Banana flavored popsicles are
my favorite popsicles. Would you like a popsicle?
Hell yeah. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles.
Gross. Mmm. Popsicles. Oh my god, stop. Please
save the next list. This is bad. Alright. Gray.
House. Quinn. Hauser. What? Gray. Okay. House.
Quinn. Quinn? Q -U -I -N -N. And Hauser. Things
that have to do with Barney from How I Met Your
Mother. No. Oh. But you're correct with Doobie
Hauser. Doogie Hauser. Whatever. Scooby. Scooby
-Doo. The kid doctor who smokes a lot of fatties.
Doctors? Doctors. Yeah. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.
Who's gray. Oh, you Grey's Anatomy shit. Grey's
Anatomy. House. Yeah, obviously. Okay, ready?
Ready. Whatever happened to Baby Jane? Dracula.
Psycho. Uh, movies you love. Close. Horror movies
you love. No, but a different - Psychological
thriller movies you love. No. Books. The Black
Cat. Books you love. No. Horror books you love.
No. Psychological thriller books you love. You
were right with movies. Oh, okay, okay. To Kill
a Mockingbird, Creature from the Black Lagoon.
Movies you love. What kind of movies? Other than
horror and psychological thriller? Think about
these movies. Think about these movies and what
they might look like. Old -timey movies. Black
and white movies. Yes! Keep rolling, daddy -o.
Baby. Navy. Beans. Beans. Types of beans. Baby
beans? Never mind. Backtrack. Alright. Sorry.
Baby. Navy. Sky. Tiffany. Blue. Types of blue.
Colors. If I was green, I would die. Would you
like a cherry pie? No. It is real cheap to buy.
Okay. I'm sorry. See, this is what happens. I
get too competitive even if I'm competing against
myself. Crab Rangoon. Mmm. Things I love to eat.
Well. Things you love to eat. Random burritos.
Steamed dumplings. Cheese quesadillas. Things
that are still good heated up? No, but honestly,
good call. Refried beans. Oh. Things that make
you fart? Nope. Calzone. Vegetarian wings. Assorted
apps, baby! Things you eat! Okay, get a little
more specific. Your favorite things to eat. Things
you eat all the time. No. Oh. I don't eat these
things all the time. I don't know what you eat.
Not this all the time. I would eat crab roos
all the time. I mean, if I could, I would. I
can't believe those crabs rang to those goons.
It's a... Do you just want me to tell you? Is
there another hint that you can give me? I don't
know. It has to do with food. Like something...
Just tell us. Go -to takeout items. If I'm going
to get takeout, here are some big hitters. Gotcha.
Yeah. Okay. Mood. Record. Table. Volleyball.
Rings. Types of rings. No. Okay. I like how you're
so done with that shit. Volleyball ring? I don't
know. I've never played volleyball successfully.
Mood? Yeah. Mood? You said mood first, right?
Yeah. Mood, record, table, volleyball. Types
of boards. No. Fuck. Things... I don't... Mood
board? Yeah, people make mood boards. Oh, yeah,
I guess. I thought table board was gonna be weirder
than that. Um... Do you have a hint? Again, it's
kind of like an action. Things you spike. You're
so close. Things you hit. No, you're going further
away. Things you get hit with. No. Okay, I almost...
What do you do at a table? You sit. What's another
form of the word sit? Sat. Well, actually, it's
not a form of the word sit. So say sit, but,
right? Different letter in the middle. Sat. Sat.
Okay. Things you set. Set the mood. Set the record
straight. This is stupid. Set the table. Okay.
And I think when you're, like, before you, like,
volleyball, like, you serve, you set. Before
you volleyball. The verb. Your lists are absolutely
unhinged, and that is not a compliment. Thanks,
Connections. Thanks, New York Times Connections.
Missed Connections. Am I right or am I right?
Ladies. Daddy Rossi Alfredo. Uh, fictional characters
you love. It's gonna have to be more specific
than that. Fictional TV characters that you'd
want to fuck. No. Oh, okay. Elton John. Doesn't
change my answer. He doesn't want to fuck me.
Doesn't matter. He's very gay. Uncle Phil. Mr.
Feeny. Dads you love. Um, men that you wish were
your dad. Good job. Also on the list, Mr. Alan
Matthews. Oh, yeah. Goofy Goof. Vin Diesel, because
he knows the meaning of family. That's exactly
what I wrote. The guy who fixed my floor this
summer. Was he an attractive person? No, he was
just really nice. He didn't speak English, but
he seemed really supportive. Huh. It was a family
business. So his sons were there. Nice. And it
was just, I don't know, he seemed like a nice
guy. And I was like, I wish that was my dad.
Okay. You ready? Absolutely, I am. Bean. Melon.
Noodle. Nut. It's not types of soup. Types of
balls. No. Bean, melon, nut. What else? Noodle.
Noodle. Things with eggs. No. Things you boil.
No. Things that are good. No. Think how you use
these words to describe non -food thing. Say
them again. Bean, melon, noodle, nut. Things
in the pool. No, that only works for noodle.
I'm taking one thing and running with it so hard.
Wait, wait. Things for genitalia. Other names
of genitalia. It's not. It's not. But think of
a different... What's opposite of genitalia?
That doesn't make sense. A lot of things. I don't
think I can hit this well. Okay. It's food slang
for the head. It's your noodle. It's your melon.
I don't know, man. I've never heard that in my
life. I'm like, oh, hit my bean. Okay. Now this
one is going to involve sentences. So I'm going
to have to say one, two. All right. Number one.
I don't finish all my words. Things that I've
said. No. On the podcast. Oh, okay. Good guess.
But not related. You're not close at all, but
I like the guess. Okay. Two. I sniff his vapes.
Three. I sing one lyric of a song at any given
moment. Four. I touch his butt. Five. I constantly
ask him to bring me things upstairs. Six. I refuse
to go in stores. Seven. I park in the grass.
Eight. I call him juice ton. Things you do that
pisses him off. To the point of insanity. I kind
of knew that for a while. You just wanted to
keep hearing it? But I wanted to keep hearing
what you were saying. Alright, well the other
thing was I whine like a bitch. I use baking
soda for everything. And I don't put the lid
on things correctly. So they spill. Oh, that
would be really annoying. Yeah, it is. It sucks.
Shout out, Justin. You're not listening. Unless
you're right outside. Okay, well, hit me. American.
Flags. Fever. Lucid. Dream. Dreams. Yep, you're
right. These dreams, the moment I close my eyes.
Okay. The O .J. Simpson case. Things you love.
Waco. World War II. History things you love.
Historical things that happen that you love.
Reptile shedding. That you're obsessed with.
Yes! Special interest topics slash obsessions.
Also included, the 1960s, the Wizarding World
of Harry Potter, various serial killers, John
Lennon's solo career, the Mandela Effect, Princess
Diana and the Royal Family, and Tupac Shakur.
Nice. Those are some of my favorite things to
learn about. Uh, arts, business, comics, sports.
Things in the newspaper? Yes. All right. All
right. Blarg. Boats and hoes. Things you blurt
out. Yes. I'm so proud of you. I titled it random
exclamations I make with no prompting on a regular
basis. Do you want to hear the rest of them?
Yes. Get wrecked. Oh, all the time. Son of a
bitch jewel. Between the lines. Giggle me this.
Santa Maria. Boom shakalaka. I want to be...
Sorry. I want to be Mr. Wiggle Munch. What? It's
from Friends. He goes, I want to be Mr. Wiggle
Munch. Hot dog salad. That's how it sounds. You
want me to rapid fire? Well, I don't have any
more, so it's all you. Okay. Eagle. Monticello.
Shield. Torch. Things on money? Yeah. Okay. On
the backs of U .S. coins. Okay. Sick. Desert.
Humor. Martini. There's another one, but I don't
get it. Things that are dry. Yep. What's the
other one? Teetotaler? T -E -E -T -O -T -A -L
-E -R. Apparently it's dry. Totally awesome.
Dude. Bagel. Lifesaver. Tire. Things that are
round. With holes in them. Okay. Baking. Laundry.
Origami. Poker. Things you fold in. Yeah. Hell
yeah. Projector. Reel. Screen. Speaker. Thanks
for movie theaters. Theater equipment. I did
that for us. Tales from the movie theater. Bar.
Bubble. Line. Pie. Types of baths. No. Line bath?
I don't know. You heard bubble and went with
it. Yeah, I did. Wait, do it again. Bar. Bubble,
line, pie. What? Think school. Don't want to.
Bubble. Things you learn in math. Okay. Continue.
Numbers. Math. Math problems. Okay. What are
bar and line and pie? Graphs. Well, technically
it's charts. There are kinds of charts, but it's
like a bubble chart. What's a bubble? I don't
know. I don't know how to properly explain it.
I will look it up when I'm done. I have two more.
Sure, okay. Two more. Final two. Here we go.
Kiss, nerd, runt, whopper. Candy. Yep. Abba,
kayak, nun, stats. I'm sorry. What? Abba, kayak,
nun, stats. Nun, like N -U -N? Yeah. Things with
habits? Dancing queens? Young and sweet? Only
17? Fernando? Think of the words. I'm trying,
bitch. What do you want me to say? Abba. Abba.
Mm -hmm. Kayak. Wait, wait. None. Words that
end with the same letter of which they start.
No. What? They're the same forward as backwards.
That's not what you said. You said starts with
the letter that it ends with. Forward as it is
backwards. Well, I think Listomania got pretty
heavy on the mania. I went, like, not personal
at all. Like a regular game? Yeah, I played a
regular game here. And I did. Which, again, happens
a lot when we do chaotic games. Yeah. You always
come very prepared, very professional, like you're
Alex Trebek. And I come in, like, I just woke
up. We should play Jeopardy this year. We should.
This year. This podcast. This season. What is...
Because there's a new pop culture jeopardy. No,
you're right. We should. This is the season of
favorite things. Millennial chaos is our favorite
thing. Games are our favorite thing. Trivia,
favorite thing. Because I'm so bad at it. And
I'm pretty okay at it. But sometimes things get
weird. And that's what this podcast is all about.
And that's what we did today. And that's what
we're going to do every week for the rest of
season seven. So you better stay fucking tuned.
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Going to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.