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Hey! Hey! Welcome back to 30 Dirty Dying! It's

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a new season. New year. New, not new me. No,

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we're the same. Maybe worse? Probably worse.

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I'm worse today, I gotta tell you. Um, so how's

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it been? I'm, I'm Clarissa. You're Courtney.

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Yeah, I'm Courtney. You're Clarissa. Yep. We're

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here back for season seven. I can hardly believe

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it. It's, it feels like yesterday. We were just

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starting. Yeah. Talking about, Hey, you think

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we should make a podcast? And we're just like,

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yeah, let's do it. Yeah. Thinking I'm surprised

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yesterday. I was thinking about the other day

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and it was like, I can't believe we're on season

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seven. I've been doing this for a couple of years.

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And also like. I'm surprised we lasted seven

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seasons. I'm surprised we lasted seven minutes.

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I literally you know, because when you're first

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starting something like this, it's like, well,

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maybe we'll just get our sillies out for a minute

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and then it'll be over. We got big dreams. We

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got big dreams. Big, big dreams. Lots of big

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dreams. Things I want to do someday. Do do do

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do. That's for sissy. Okay, it was her fifth

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grade graduation song. Actually, you've told

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me this. We've been doing this too long. Anyways,

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like we said, I'm like we said, like we said,

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I'm Clarissa. I'm Courtney. And we're excited

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to be back for another season of your favorite

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millennial podcast or soon to be favorite millennial

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podcast. And I think I haven't discussed this

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with Courtney at all. I'm doing this live. Okay,

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cool. I think this will be the season of Bringing

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back the faves. Okay, cuz like last season we

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said season of the brackets Yeah, we bracketed

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that's and we made it happen. What if what if

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we bracket our favorite episode? I think we could

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I'm not saying it has to be we're not redoing

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Everything every episode like right always be

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a redo, but I just think you know, are you gonna

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make me watch Twilight again? Maybe I haven't

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thought about that cuz isn't that like one of

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our most like listen to episode. It's one of

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my most a lot. Um, but no, I just think it should

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be not necessarily always repeating or doing

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like part whatever, but I think we deserve to

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enjoy ourselves. I think we've been around the

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block a few times seven seasons. We should just

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Jenny from the block. Yeah, I used to have a

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little now we have a lot of episodes. I think

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our goal for this season should be just just

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enjoying our fave things. Fave episodes from

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days past. Con like content that is about our

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favorite things what we love about our 30 journey

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thus far I love that I do too. I'm glad you do

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because like I said, we did not discuss this

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We did not just thinking about it the other day

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and was like that would be a good theme Yeah,

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so that's our theme for this season guys things

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they've things and you're you're our fave things

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You're my fave thing. You're my fave thing. I

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love your dress, too Oh, thank you. It's from

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Walmart is $3. She's wearing like a green velvet

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dress. It's very like Slytherin Oh, except for

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I'm a Hufflepuff. I know, but you married a Slytherin,

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so. Yeah. Hell yeah. I mean, I practically married

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two Slytherins, let's be honest. Oh my god. Yeah,

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Mike is a Death Eater. I think he says he's a

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Ravenclaw. He's not! Or he's a Gryffindor. No!

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The only Gryffindor thing about him is that he's

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so loud and abrasive. He's not even. Like, with

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his opinions, I mean. Not like he's loud and

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mean, but like, his opinions, he's got a lot

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of them. And Gryffindors have a lot of them and

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think that they're right about all of them. That's

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what I mean. No disrespect. Just... Maybe he's

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a slither Gryff. He's a Slytherin. He's probably

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dropped out. To pursue evil full time. I love

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Mike, I'm just fucking with him, I don't know.

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No, it's not like he's a Slytherin. Yeah, it's

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easy because he's not here. I like to bully him

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behind his back. But also to his face. Yeah,

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that too. Welcome back to the show. So for our

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first episode of our season of favorite things,

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we are bringing back a favorite from the past,

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way from the past Courtney, right? Yes. What

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is it? What's the word? The episode is, um, Courtney

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doesn't know what we're doing, which is our favorite

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thing. No, so back in season one. Oh, I know

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the word now. the word of the day is uh conspiracy

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conspiracy theories this is my favorite thing

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i like to do research she does and you're so

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good at it i'm a research gal you really are

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and you're really good at it and you know it

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always works out that when you say you want to

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do an episode of research type thing so you can

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let that shine my brain turns into soup every

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time we do one of these episodes so i'm really

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just like the peanut gallery over here i've got

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a few contributions But just like when we did

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our millennial conspiracy theories way back in

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season one, Courtney is the best on to bring

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it back. There have been many a time with my

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brain that I have. I went down the rabbit hole

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and I'm like, you know what, that does sound

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like that could happen. A little bit on the same

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vibe of seeing a meme going around kind of recently,

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which probably means that it went around like

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six months ago and I'm just up on it. But it's

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like says I'm gonna go to sleep four hours later

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now let's solve the John Benet Ramsey case is

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exactly what I do like I always say I go to bed

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at like eight or nine but I don't go to sleep

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until probably two in the morning yeah and I

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just sit there and research the weirdest shit

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usually crimes or historical things but occasionally

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rabbit hole and I will just fall in it I watched

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like like an hour long YouTube video about the

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world being flat No, and I'm like, well, no,

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I don't believe it. I obviously I'm not that

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crazy but like they have like some stuff and

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I'm like No, stop watching this like I sat there.

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I'm just like You know, I thought honestly I

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feel like it lends itself like what you're saying

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to what we said when we did our first conspiracy

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theory episode way back when which like conspiracy

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theories obviously have always been around but

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there is something about the age of the internet

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and growing up as Millennials and and zillennials

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and even Gen Z of like when the internet was

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burgeoning and people could just like put all

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of that stuff that was just sort of talked about

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word of mouth on the internet and it gained rapid

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fire like You know tumblr reddit, etc, you know,

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so there is something kind of special about the

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age of the internet conspiracy theories that

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you can make a really solid case on one big giant

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blog and And lay it out to seem very official

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and it can really be compelling no matter what

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you're saying But a quick disclaimer that you

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also reminded me of by saying that bullshit about

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the earth being flat We are not talking about

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like serious. We didn't last time either. We

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keep it strictly fun, strictly millennial pop

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culture vibes, and a few other special interest

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topics. We're not talking about anything like

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politics or like serious historical shit. Yeah,

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I tried when I was looking through a couple things

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that I was like, Oh, this is interesting. But

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then I realized how political it got. I'm like,

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I don't really want to do it. Yeah, we don't.

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That's not what we're doing here. That's not

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what we're here to do. We're here to have fun

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with it with conspiracy theories. That's why

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we call them the millennial conspiracy theories.

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They're just fun. If you're looking for intense

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tinfoil hat conspiracy theory content, I'm sure

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there's a place for you. But this isn't it. This

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isn't it. You can stay. Oh, please stay. Just

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be aware that this is not no it's not going to

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be that and if you're like your arguments were

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not very compelling. Yeah, no fucking dub, Brad.

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We're just having a good old time. Okay. Yeah,

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and these aren't mine. Like I just Yeah, we didn't

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come up with the evidence. Yeah, there's no evidence

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that I have. There are no scholarly articles.

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Actually, I did find a scholarly article. So

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I lied. There is a single scholarly article that

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I have. And I have linked it so I can go to I

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really wanted to. So we're gonna like obviously

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talk about what goes into some of these theories,

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what evidence is compelling to us are just interesting.

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But mainly, we're just going to talk about them

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and talk about what we think and why we're entertained

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by them. So you know, cool your jets. We're starting

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off with our favorite things. This is one of

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our favorite things to do. But that's how we

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do it. We don't get this is how we do it. This

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is how we do it. Oh, so yeah, that's what we're

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gonna do today. I'm excited. I have a few things

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to contribute. Like I said, but this is mostly

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Courtney, just miss frizzling the shit out of

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us. Let's go on the bus. Let's get on the bus.

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But first, the bus has to make a stop. I'm so

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excited to be back in time. Just really quick.

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I should have said this in the beginning. I'm

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excited to be back podcasting with you. Me too.

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We like, yeah, we had a break. Yeah, but we also

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had a break. Yeah, we were on a break. We were

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on a break. We saw each other. Yeah, we went

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and saw Nosferatu. I'm still thinking about it.

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I still yeah, I'm having nightmares dreams. I

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don't know. It really it I don't I don't I'll

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never be the same. I don't know what to think.

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Not good things. Not all bad things. Not all

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bad things. Just all things like in general movie

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wise production wise great. Yes, but also artistic.

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Wonderful. Yes. Looks great costume design. Yeah,

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team. Amazing. Clearly a well done movie. I just

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It was disturbing and like I watch a lot of disturbing

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shit like I'm a disturbed bitch And I was still

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like I don't want to do this There were times

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I was like I'm gonna go home but then there were

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times I was like rooting for it as if it were

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some sort of love story and I was like this like

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when that face to face that alone like oh yeah

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because I was like why am I doing this why aren't

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you guys kissing yet then I was like why do I

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want you to kiss yeah like this is it was something

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else so we had a lot of friendship time we hung

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out but we really took a big old podcasting break

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so I'm excited to be back and I'm honestly surprised

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that I'm excited to be back not because I hate

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the podcast because I don't I'm not excited for

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much last few weeks. Yeah, first couple weeks

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in 2025 have been a little great already. Yeah,

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just a little wild for me in particular. And

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just in general, nothing feels real conspiracy

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theory. Time is construct. Nothing makes sense.

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Nothing. I've just kind of been in a day. The

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points don't matter weeks on at this point. I

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don't know if it's depression. I don't know if

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it's just what's happening. There's a lot of

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stuff happening. Yeah, so I think we should we

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should continue our trip back in time. I just

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wanted to highlight how important it was to take

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a trip back in time at a time like this. Yeah,

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let's go 2003. 2003. I found an article and I

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just want to say the first sentence. Okay. Go

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off pop culture happenings from year 2003. Members

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of our new class of 2025 were born. I wanna be

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dead. So, people born in 2003, graduating college,

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25, this year. I mean, congrats. I was 12. Oh,

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the days of our lives. That's how much time there's

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been. They're 22. I'm feeling 22. I'm not. I'm

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not feeling 22. I'm barely feeling 30, which

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is what we are. It was the whole show. I'm feeling

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way older than 30. I'm feeling 67 at least. 69.

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Not even that fun. My meanwhile died when she

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was 69. That's honestly, it's a way to go. Yeah.

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I want to in my living will that someone needs

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to kill me by 69. Okay, I'll do it. Cool. Just

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tell Mike, okay, because I don't want to be prosecuted.

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No, he'll be like, it's fine. I got you. I've

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been wanting for 45 years. I did my waiting.

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12 years of it. You can ask a man. Mars makes

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its closest approach to Earth in nearly 60 ,000

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years. Arnold Schwarzenegger is inaugurated as

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governor in California. Wow. I'll be back. We'll

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look back at life in 2003. This is from Syracuse

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University. Cool. And it's kind of taking some

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things that are pretty commonplace today and

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saying how if they existed at all back then.

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Okay. Social media was in its infancy. Was Myspace

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out in 2002? No. I forget when it came out. I

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don't know. I guess it could have been out, but

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it says it was the largest social media network

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in the world. from 05 to 08. So it had just been

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invented, but it wasn't got nobody was really

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using it yet. Facebook didn't come on the scene

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until 2004. Yeah, so there was literally like

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nothing. And when Facebook was first created,

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it was just college students. Yep. Like you had

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to have like a dot edu email in order to even

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sign up for because I remember my sister Yeah,

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because she was in college and she signed up

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for it. And then like a year later. It opened

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to the public masses, and then I signed up for

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one. Well, it's I like the heading of this one.

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We were all about that t9 life. I miss I still

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do that. Oh, yeah, but I tested myself out the

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other day and I can still t9. I'm proud of you.

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Me too. Yeah, that might not be of age. Listening

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to this will not know what that means. I mean,

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you can Google it. Yeah, you know t9. It's what

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gave me most of the arthritis in my thumbs. Yeah.

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I was so fast, man. Fast as fuck, boyee. Streaming

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music was not a thing. Yeah, streaming music

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was not a thing. Top albums of 2003, which included

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Get Rich or Die Tryin' by 50 Cent, John Mayer's

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Heavier Things, or the Bad Boys 2 soundtrack.

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You would have to hit the local music store like

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FYE or Sam Goody and buy the CD. Well, speaking

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of 2003 and music, Apple's iTunes music store

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opened. Oh shit. Selling one million songs in

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his first week. Wow. See this says that Apple

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Music, like Apple Music as a streaming, didn't

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even come out until 2015. Well maybe it was Apple,

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it was probably Apple Music purchasing albums.

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I think it's like, like how they have Apple Music

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as a streaming thing right now. Yeah. Like, I'm

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sure iTunes was out, but it's saying like, because

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YouTube didn't launch until 2005. Spotify followed

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in 2006. Yeah, let me find some books that came

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out in 2003. I don't even think of that. Can

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I tell you? Tell me whatever the fuck you want.

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Well, not 2003. But books related real quick.

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Yeah, of course. You should be proud of me. I

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read three books on Saturday. Wow. Well, so like

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I had one, like a little over halfway done. So

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I finished that one. Okay. And then I had a physical

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book that I remembered I started reading, but

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I never finished. So I finished the physical

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book. okay and then i started one and finished

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one at like well technically it was like two

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o 'clock in the morning well whatever the next

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day but yeah so like and i also want to point

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out that i read three non -spuddy books in a

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row i mean two of them were about suicide yeah

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well you know i cried Mean, that's good. Probably

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that you cried, but I was also listening to 21

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pilots while I was reading that book and it just

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made so much worse Yeah, that'll do it to you.

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That'll do big that'll just finish the great

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fucking book like last night I stayed I read

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it like all night and then I came home It was

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dog -sitting and then usually I just kind of

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try to go right to bed Couldn't do it had to

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stay awake and do it. You know when it's a good

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book so fucking good What was it called called

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Indian burial ground by an indigenous author?

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I forget Nick Medina. That's his name. Um, and

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it's so good and so scary. And at first I was

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like, Oh, slow start a little bit. No, once you

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really get into it, it all comes together perfectly.

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Like it's if anything, it was a slow start because

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of me. Like I took a few breakity breaks, but

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it wasn't because the book was bad. And once

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you read it all together, I think you should

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read Tales from the gas station. Okay, I will.

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Sure. Why not? There's like, I think it's like

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four bucks. Okay. I read the first one and it's

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I like the way that it's written. I don't know

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if you will. Okay. But it's, it's not smut. It's

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normal. I don't want to say normal. It's not

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it's not a romance at all. It's not like that.

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It has like, I wouldn't say horror, but it's

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like supernatural. Okay. And I was really digging

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it. And I already downloaded the second one.

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Let's see. Oh, yeah, 2003 some books that came

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out in 2003. I'm trying to see oh, we need to

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talk about Kevin That's a book. It's a weird

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book Kevin. Yeah, it's I guess I've never is

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it about a guy named Kevin It actually is whoa.

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I know um I've never read the book, but I did

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see the movie which is insane It's basically

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the story of like a kid who becomes a school

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shooter It's like from the perspective of his

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mom kind of his mom never really I don't want

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to say never liked him But honestly like never

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liked it like they never bonded She always was

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like kids fucking weird and then turns out she

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was super right Let's see what else something

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all the wizard hunters that sounds fun the time

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travelers wife, okay as a book Speaking of wizards.

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Yeah, Waverly, please no wicked Broadway came

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out in 2003. Oh, did it? Yeah. Wow. Did they

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have the book? No, Wicked opened on Broadway

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in 2003. Wow. I wonder if they knew they were

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gonna be so popular. My mom finally watched it.

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We were supposed to watch it together. She did

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not wait for me. It's fine. I was gonna watch

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it for her. I'm not saying it's bad. I just had

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no strong feelings. She? Not a fan. What? She

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didn't like the ending. She said she loved the

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rest of it. She didn't like the ending and it

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kind of ruined it for her because it's part two

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She said I know I know and she's gonna watch

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the part two to see if it redeems itself but

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she was like I really hated the ending and I'm

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just saying that's what she reported back. I

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don't know anything about it. I wasn't there

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I want to see it again. Yeah. Well, I can watch

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it with you now since she went without me You

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can come over and watch if you want sure whenever

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you just tell me what to do. Yeah When you want

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me to do it. Tell me what to do. One more book,

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one more book. The Da Vinci Code. Everybody knows

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that one. I've never read it. Me neither. Isn't

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that a movie too? Oh, for sure. Okay, I've never

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watched that either. Oh, also the Devil Wears

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Prada book came out. I love the movie. Me too,

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I've never read the book. I quote, if I ever

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feel faint, I eat a cube of cheese all the time.

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Please move at a glacial pace. You know how it

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thrills me. I fucking love that. Well, that's

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definitely a you quote. Well, yeah, because I'm

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very impatient. Chicago took home the Oscar for

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Best Picture. I thought you were gonna say something

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about sports. Chicago took home the fuck me up

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cup for the best hockey in the world. The fuck

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me up cup. Finding Nemo. Yeah, some crazy good

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movies came out. Finding Nemo, Pirates of the

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Caribbean, Lord of the Rings Return of the King.

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School of Rock. You know I love School of Rock.

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Love Actually. Kill Bill volume one. Well the

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last samurai one of my favorite movies of all

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time. I've never seen it It's got Tom Cruise

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in it and it's actually really good How to lose

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a guy in ten days great movie. I only needed

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one Mystic River. It's my favorite movie. I don't

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know what that is. Oh, this is the too fast too

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furious also holes digging up them holes A -R

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-M -P -I to the T. What is that? You smelling

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dog? That's me. I don't take showers and I don't

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brush my teeth. All I do is dig holes, eat and

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sleep. So they're making the remix. Have we heard?

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Remix! They're rebooting it? Yeah, I think probably

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Disney Plus, right? Yeah. I think it's like they're

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kids or something? Well, they were kids then.

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Yeah, so they're adults now having kids. Oh,

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like the characters kids. Yes. I thought you

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just meant it's or digging holes. Because maybe

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not because I saw like I've heard multiple things.

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I also heard that it's going to be like gender

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swap. So it's like a female I heard that cast

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and they're digging holes. Yeah. Which you would

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think after the first failed attempt, they wouldn't

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try it again. This is my thing. Well, though,

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when I say failed attempt, I don't mean the movie.

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The movie was great. I loved it. It was a great

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movie. But like how many times can you dig a

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hole? Because you already found The box, but

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this is the thing that's what I mean is in the

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illness was found is it is it like before Stanley

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Yellen that's even got there and like a different

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group of of students from the past is that what

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they're going for I don't here's my thing I Understand

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a lot of people are excited and I don't want

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to shit all over your parade here. I'm not excited

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There's no thing is to book No, because I remember

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reading holes the book and then watching the

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movie and thinking, wow, this is like very close

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except for the ending. Yeah. I mean, I put that

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thing down, flipped it and reversed it. I watched

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the movie first and then read the book. But can

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you believe I read the book first? Yeah, I think

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you're really smart and great. Thank you. But

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I didn't start reading until last year. ever.

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That's not true. I am telling me you never read

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exclusively like any assigned books. Yeah, never

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read them. Well, I know. But you could read I

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read you need to be Jones. There you go. There

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you go. Or like in goosebumps. Yeah, see Coraline.

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The hits keep coming. But no, I'm just not excited.

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I don't care. I I'm really sick of like this.

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Everything has to get remade. And it's because

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no one has an original idea. no and like so they're

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saying it they're doing it for like all of us

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internet millennials who just thrive on nostalgia

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and like i get that but i don't need a new one

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i just need you to keep holes original available

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at all times so i can watch it whenever i want

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a few things that like to remake are fine or

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to reboot or whatever but not every fucking thing

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yeah not every fucking thing because then why

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am i ever like why are people ever gonna watch

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the originals they're not Just I don't know.

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I know I sound like a big big boy boomer, but

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like I just I'm getting annoyed by it Yeah, because

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there's so much of it. I'm just I'm just annoyed

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that There are like very few original ideas that

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are coming out. Yeah, there's no original storylines

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everything's being Part two or like redone or

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yeah, and it's just like some of it is fine all

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of it No, you know Jenna Ortega said something

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really good about it because they asked her about

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something about like making a gender swapped

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version of I forget exactly what it was, but

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something and she was like, yeah, no, I don't

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think they should do that. I think they should

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just make new and exciting stories centered around

00:24:01.390 --> 00:24:04.109
female centered around women and women's stories.

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You don't just have to remake the same stuff

00:24:08.089 --> 00:24:10.670
that's already happened and throw women's face

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on it. I mean, we saw what happened with Ghostbusters.

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Yeah, it's performative. It doesn't mean anything.

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I mean, it's a nice idea. But it's like, why

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can't we just continue to make new and exciting

00:24:21.019 --> 00:24:23.059
content that's based around women's stories?

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It's not like there's, there are so many books

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that come out every fucking day. Yeah, I don't

00:24:29.200 --> 00:24:31.859
know. I'll get off my soapbox. It's just, I saw

00:24:31.859 --> 00:24:35.339
a lot of stuff about the holes remake earlier

00:24:35.339 --> 00:24:37.920
today. And I was just like, I'm not excited for

00:24:37.920 --> 00:24:41.279
this. They're overdoing it. Yeah. No, I agree.

00:24:41.579 --> 00:24:44.140
No. Well, let's go out with songs we say like

00:24:44.140 --> 00:24:45.779
that and then we'll get into the conspiracies.

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Yeah, song me up Okay, I'll song you up. I'll

00:24:48.079 --> 00:24:52.059
song you up real nice So this is the billboard

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top 100 So some of these, you know might have

00:24:56.619 --> 00:25:02.339
come out in 2002. Yep in the club we all fam

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In the club we all fam. Yeah get busy by Sean

00:25:09.359 --> 00:25:17.559
Paul right there Unwell by Matchbox 20. Correct.

00:25:17.799 --> 00:25:20.180
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell. I'm

00:25:20.180 --> 00:25:23.559
not crazy, I'm just a little unwell. That's the

00:25:23.559 --> 00:25:27.180
lyric? Unwell? I think so. Oh. I mean the song

00:25:27.180 --> 00:25:29.799
is called Unwell so I like that. I don't remember.

00:25:30.339 --> 00:25:33.099
Bring me to life, Evanescence. Oh nice. Wake

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me up inside. I can't wake up. Save me. He's

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okay. It goes like turn around and let me see

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that sexy body go bom bom bom What it's a song.

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I believe it. Oh, it's featuring Diddy. That's

00:25:52.339 --> 00:25:56.359
sad. I forgot about that Where is the love by

00:25:56.359 --> 00:25:59.539
the black eyed peas and what sad is how like

00:25:59.539 --> 00:26:03.000
that has not changed Oh, yeah, what's wrong with

00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:05.099
the world mama people feeling like ain't got

00:26:05.099 --> 00:26:07.829
no mama I bet the whole world did to the drama

00:26:07.829 --> 00:26:10.190
only attracted things out bring us trauma overseas.

00:26:10.289 --> 00:26:12.809
Yeah, we started trying to start terrorism, but

00:26:12.809 --> 00:26:15.390
we still got terrorism here living in the USA,

00:26:15.490 --> 00:26:17.809
the big CIA, the Bloods and the Crips and the

00:26:17.809 --> 00:26:22.150
KKK. Wow. That was really impressive. I really

00:26:22.150 --> 00:26:27.859
like that song. I mean, I thought I did. Thanks

00:26:27.859 --> 00:26:30.099
for listening to 30 Dirty and Dying, the show

00:26:30.099 --> 00:26:32.819
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00:26:32.819 --> 00:26:35.420
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00:26:35.420 --> 00:26:38.240
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00:26:38.240 --> 00:26:40.480
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00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:43.819
Now back to the show. I'm so excited for Millennial

00:26:43.819 --> 00:26:46.960
Conspiracy Theories volume two, the sequel to

00:26:46.960 --> 00:26:50.640
Fast and Furious. To conspiracy to theories.

00:26:51.559 --> 00:26:55.670
Um, yeah. I don't know. Anyways, I want to say

00:26:55.670 --> 00:26:57.849
one thing really quick. Okay, I know we're not

00:26:57.849 --> 00:27:00.990
talking about the birds one. We're not talking.

00:27:01.089 --> 00:27:03.869
We're not that got way too political. Yeah, it's

00:27:03.869 --> 00:27:07.130
all about politics. I did look into it. You saw

00:27:07.130 --> 00:27:13.710
it went to that website. But my I didn't go to

00:27:13.710 --> 00:27:16.650
where you said to go. I went to FAQ. Okay. And

00:27:16.650 --> 00:27:19.609
one of them was like, what about my pet bird?

00:27:19.910 --> 00:27:23.410
And it said, if you have a pepper, Don't paint

00:27:23.410 --> 00:27:27.829
it! We can talk about this more often, but I

00:27:27.829 --> 00:27:31.029
just - there were some that I could not even

00:27:31.029 --> 00:27:33.049
keep it together while I was reading those F

00:27:33.049 --> 00:27:35.910
.A .Qs. It's so good. It was - it was really

00:27:35.910 --> 00:27:39.529
some - Okay. Okay, I can't - It wasn't the Titanic

00:27:39.529 --> 00:27:43.160
that sank. Okay. which is full behind the scenes

00:27:43.160 --> 00:27:45.480
thing right now before we knew exactly who was

00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:47.339
doing what and I just started to look a little

00:27:47.339 --> 00:27:49.859
bit. I was fully prepared to throw down on this

00:27:49.859 --> 00:27:53.460
one as it of it. So of it being compelling. Yes,

00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:55.960
say that. Do you have any of the stuff that you're

00:27:55.960 --> 00:27:58.380
looking at? I'm sure I do. But yeah, I can I

00:27:58.380 --> 00:28:03.539
can add in as you go. But I love this conspiracy

00:28:03.539 --> 00:28:05.400
theory is one of my favorite rabbit holes to

00:28:05.400 --> 00:28:07.990
fall into. So go on. Okay, so I only have like

00:28:07.990 --> 00:28:09.849
a couple like paragraphs of like information

00:28:09.849 --> 00:28:11.990
with this. So it's not going to be like a long

00:28:11.990 --> 00:28:13.769
like that same with all of these. So it's not

00:28:13.769 --> 00:28:27.009
going to take a four years. Okay, so the theory

00:28:27.009 --> 00:28:30.319
is that the ship That hit the iceberg was not

00:28:30.319 --> 00:28:33.420
Titanic. It was the sister ship the Olympia or

00:28:33.420 --> 00:28:35.900
the Olympic. Oh, whatever. I wrote Olympic. I

00:28:35.900 --> 00:28:40.859
said Olympia Olympic all in a ploy to collect

00:28:40.859 --> 00:28:43.460
companies insurance. Yep. I have heard these

00:28:43.460 --> 00:28:45.579
things. All right, same track. So the official

00:28:45.579 --> 00:28:48.200
version says that they hit an iceberg and the

00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:51.319
ship sink. So the iceberg grazed the ship causing

00:28:51.319 --> 00:28:54.539
a 120 meter long breach in the hull flooding

00:28:54.539 --> 00:28:56.900
the holds and then every compartment of the ship

00:28:56.900 --> 00:29:01.480
yet. Experts say underwater ice from an iceberg

00:29:01.480 --> 00:29:05.000
could not cause a crack of that size in a 2 .5

00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:07.619
centimeter double plank steel hull. That was

00:29:07.619 --> 00:29:14.819
the Titanic structure. Wow. Apparently, the Olympic

00:29:14.819 --> 00:29:17.750
had a collision with an English ship. and not

00:29:17.750 --> 00:29:20.089
being insured cannot be repaired right now the

00:29:20.089 --> 00:29:23.289
Olympic was also owned by white star lines right

00:29:23.289 --> 00:29:26.789
also fun fact okay not part of this white star

00:29:26.789 --> 00:29:35.150
lines was purchased by uh fuck not by fuck carnival

00:29:35.150 --> 00:29:40.230
cruise so the titanic volume two carnival time

00:29:40.230 --> 00:29:46.250
is personal anyways Okay. Go on. So anyways,

00:29:46.809 --> 00:29:50.089
so yeah, so the Olympic had a previous collision,

00:29:50.250 --> 00:29:51.869
right? Which means it would have already been

00:29:51.869 --> 00:29:54.789
damaged. Yeah. And also the propeller that was

00:29:54.789 --> 00:29:58.930
found said Olympic on it. No shit. I didn't know

00:29:58.930 --> 00:30:03.029
that. Yeah. Oh, man. So and this is the crazy

00:30:03.029 --> 00:30:05.029
stuff that I've never heard before. Okay. So

00:30:05.029 --> 00:30:07.269
apparently there were seven iceberg warnings

00:30:07.269 --> 00:30:11.029
issued earlier that day. Oh, So why didn't the

00:30:11.029 --> 00:30:15.690
ship's captain, a sailor for 25 years, not change

00:30:15.690 --> 00:30:17.750
course knowing that there's an issue? Yeah, what

00:30:17.750 --> 00:30:20.630
the fuck? The Titanic's radio was also switched

00:30:20.630 --> 00:30:23.650
off minutes before the collision, missing an

00:30:23.650 --> 00:30:25.930
iceberg warning. None of this was in the film.

00:30:26.170 --> 00:30:28.150
None of this. It was just all about Rose and

00:30:28.150 --> 00:30:29.950
Jack fucking in that car. Maybe if he wouldn't

00:30:29.950 --> 00:30:32.849
have been banging the whole time. Also, just

00:30:32.849 --> 00:30:36.710
really quick, Rose is the villain. We know this,

00:30:36.849 --> 00:30:38.250
right? I would have just stayed with him for

00:30:38.250 --> 00:30:42.119
money. This is no, no, not even that. Oh, not

00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:44.359
even that. Money and status is so important.

00:30:44.559 --> 00:30:45.819
Somebody wrote this whole thing about her on

00:30:45.819 --> 00:30:48.000
the internet the other day, and I fully agree.

00:30:48.460 --> 00:30:50.259
First of all, she had that fucking necklace.

00:30:50.480 --> 00:30:52.960
The whole Coast Guard is looking for the necklace.

00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:57.119
It's worth bajillions of dollars. Her granddaughter

00:30:57.119 --> 00:30:59.759
is like struggling to continue to care for her

00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:04.059
in her 8000 years old age, and she has a billion

00:31:04.059 --> 00:31:06.619
dollars around her neck and she won't tell anybody.

00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:08.680
even though she's out on this boat and they've

00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:10.339
all gone out of the sonar equipment trying to

00:31:10.339 --> 00:31:13.460
find this stupid necklace that she has and also

00:31:13.460 --> 00:31:18.539
she's she's gonna spend eternity with I understand

00:31:18.539 --> 00:31:21.000
it's Leonardo DiCaprio but she fucked him once

00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:23.759
she was married for like a billion years what

00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:28.579
about her husband poor fucking sap Rose Dawson

00:31:28.579 --> 00:31:32.299
is a major bitch and I'm saying it right now

00:31:32.299 --> 00:31:36.789
but also like would not save myself for a man

00:31:36.789 --> 00:31:39.809
I just met. Fuck him. No, I would totally do

00:31:39.809 --> 00:31:42.269
that. I wouldn't. I know I would have gotten

00:31:42.269 --> 00:31:46.190
on that life. Like that. What's it called? Lifeboat?

00:31:46.369 --> 00:31:48.910
Lifeboat? I almost said life ship. I would have

00:31:48.910 --> 00:31:52.210
gotten on the lifeboat. And if I saw the guy

00:31:52.210 --> 00:31:54.710
I like, had sex with like two hours earlier,

00:31:54.869 --> 00:31:56.190
I'd be like thought you meant when you said save

00:31:56.190 --> 00:31:58.430
yourself. I thought you meant you wouldn't have

00:31:58.430 --> 00:32:02.660
like Saved your virginity from the guy. Oh Yeah,

00:32:02.720 --> 00:32:05.059
then also I agree with you. Yeah him get on the

00:32:05.059 --> 00:32:07.720
boat Yeah, why why would I I would not jump off?

00:32:07.720 --> 00:32:10.920
I'd be like that was a good Three minutes. Thanks.

00:32:11.140 --> 00:32:14.099
Yeah. Bye and she does yeah, she fucking kills

00:32:14.099 --> 00:32:16.799
him She murders him in the ocean and then she

00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:19.579
murders her husband's dead spirit years later

00:32:19.579 --> 00:32:22.019
when she chooses to be with that fucking kid

00:32:22.019 --> 00:32:24.460
and Not the guy that she like was married to

00:32:24.460 --> 00:32:26.400
for a billion years and had a bunch of kids with

00:32:26.680 --> 00:32:28.900
And she kept the necklace the whole time. Shut

00:32:28.900 --> 00:32:32.960
up! I hate her so much. Go on. Anyways. Anyways.

00:32:33.900 --> 00:32:36.880
Oh yeah, so the Titanic radio was switched off

00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:39.039
before the collision, missing another iceberg

00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:44.759
warning from a ship 40 minutes before the Titanic

00:32:44.759 --> 00:32:49.160
crashed. Also, the SOS flares are red, but they

00:32:49.160 --> 00:32:51.319
used white ones, which symbolizes a celebration.

00:32:51.660 --> 00:32:55.859
s o s please so like imagine like you're putting

00:32:55.859 --> 00:32:58.500
off these like flares and that you see a white

00:32:58.500 --> 00:32:59.960
one they're like oh it's just like fireworks

00:32:59.960 --> 00:33:02.599
it's not like why would i go to that maybe you're

00:33:02.599 --> 00:33:05.039
a firework come on let your colors burst and

00:33:05.039 --> 00:33:08.380
also this is my last fact hit me five days after

00:33:08.380 --> 00:33:11.960
the titanic left titanic in quotes yeah another

00:33:11.960 --> 00:33:14.900
ship of similar dimensions and belonging to the

00:33:14.900 --> 00:33:17.759
same owner jp morgan left loaded with blankets

00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:20.000
and jumpers and remained anchored close to the

00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:25.349
scene of the disaster Okay. Where was that prepared

00:33:25.349 --> 00:33:30.170
energy 36 hours ago? So I'm thinking that they

00:33:30.170 --> 00:33:33.950
had planned. Yeah. To sink the ship. But that's

00:33:33.950 --> 00:33:35.829
why they use Olympic because it was already fucked

00:33:35.829 --> 00:33:38.230
up. Hey, I wouldn't doubt it. I mean, I don't

00:33:38.230 --> 00:33:40.650
know anything. But I wouldn't doubt it. I don't

00:33:40.650 --> 00:33:43.910
think I had anything different. I read that there

00:33:43.910 --> 00:33:48.069
were like several power players like the billionaires

00:33:48.069 --> 00:33:51.890
of today. Yeah, who just like Inexplicably decided

00:33:51.890 --> 00:33:54.490
like oh, no, never mind. I'm not going on the

00:33:54.490 --> 00:33:57.589
boat Yeah, I like let the very last second which

00:33:57.589 --> 00:34:00.670
you know could be a coincidence But also it's

00:34:00.670 --> 00:34:02.990
interesting because maybe it wasn't maybe it

00:34:02.990 --> 00:34:04.710
was a coincidence Yeah, I think was the stuff

00:34:04.710 --> 00:34:06.650
I found and have heard over the years was pretty

00:34:06.650 --> 00:34:09.070
much the same as everything you talked about

00:34:09.070 --> 00:34:11.289
I think it's interesting and there's so much

00:34:11.289 --> 00:34:13.829
lore around the Titanic that I think it is particularly

00:34:13.829 --> 00:34:17.230
interesting for us because like You know, we

00:34:17.230 --> 00:34:21.340
all love that movie And it just all feels weird.

00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:23.920
Yeah, I don't think feels weird. I'm pretty sure

00:34:23.920 --> 00:34:26.019
and they made a movie called Bri Tanek. Did you

00:34:26.019 --> 00:34:28.760
remember that? No, I do remember there was an

00:34:28.760 --> 00:34:32.820
SNL sketch couple years ago where Bowen Yang

00:34:32.820 --> 00:34:39.000
was the iceberg. He was like he goes on and they

00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:40.800
start asking him it's like weekend update, you

00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:42.840
know, news section and they start asking him

00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:46.539
questions about the sinking and he's like, uh,

00:34:46.780 --> 00:34:50.019
I know my agent was very clear. I am not here

00:34:50.019 --> 00:34:53.559
to talk about the sinking. And then they're like,

00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:55.780
what else would you want to talk about is like,

00:34:55.780 --> 00:35:00.320
I'm here to promote my album. And then they finally

00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:03.320
get to talk about it. And he's like, okay, you

00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:07.300
came to where I live and you hit me. And then

00:35:07.300 --> 00:35:10.179
he says like, and I turn around, half my ass

00:35:10.179 --> 00:35:13.699
is gone. And I say I'm sorry, which is insane.

00:35:15.929 --> 00:35:18.789
And he's like, and it didn't say that they iceberged

00:35:18.789 --> 00:35:22.150
into death. They drowned, bitch. That's the water.

00:35:23.829 --> 00:35:25.130
And but my favorite part of the whole sketch

00:35:25.130 --> 00:35:27.489
is he goes, they like finally let him talk about

00:35:27.489 --> 00:35:32.909
his album. It's called music. He goes, it's 12

00:35:32.909 --> 00:35:36.210
tracks, no skips, swear to God. That's just my

00:35:36.210 --> 00:35:37.530
favorite part of the whole sketch. He's so funny.

00:35:37.550 --> 00:35:39.789
He's fucking hilarious. But that iceberg sketch,

00:35:39.929 --> 00:35:42.449
please look it up if you haven't seen it. It

00:35:42.449 --> 00:35:45.769
is 10 out of 10. That's the real star. of the

00:35:45.769 --> 00:35:48.570
Titanic. The iceberg. Bowen Yang is the iceberg

00:35:48.570 --> 00:35:51.030
specifically. I mean, the iceberg is definitely

00:35:51.030 --> 00:35:55.050
the star. I mean, the villain. Maybe. Sure. Maybe.

00:35:55.170 --> 00:35:59.190
Maybe not. Maybe. Oh, obviously Rose is the villain.

00:35:59.369 --> 00:36:01.690
In the movie, yeah. What's the last name? Doipucator?

00:36:03.409 --> 00:36:06.110
Isn't that her last name? Doipucator? I don't

00:36:06.110 --> 00:36:08.849
think it's... I think you're close, but I don't

00:36:08.849 --> 00:36:14.590
quite think we're right. I'm like, Doipucator?

00:36:15.019 --> 00:36:18.320
Jack Dawson and then she goes by the name Dawson.

00:36:18.719 --> 00:36:23.719
DeWitt. DeWitt. Bucatur. Bucatur. Bucatur. Yeah.

00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:27.219
Okay, but you were like, to Bucatur. You said

00:36:27.219 --> 00:36:29.440
it all together. But yeah, you're right. Yeah.

00:36:29.719 --> 00:36:31.320
All right. Hit me with another one. All right.

00:36:31.400 --> 00:36:33.559
Another one. Another one. Prince Charles is a

00:36:33.559 --> 00:36:39.619
vampire. Go on. Okay, so let's first talk about

00:36:39.619 --> 00:36:42.739
who Dracula is. I'm always ready to do that.

00:36:43.809 --> 00:36:47.210
In 1448, Vlad III... Really quick, fun fact.

00:36:47.409 --> 00:36:50.070
My cat is named Vlad and he is named after Vlad

00:36:50.070 --> 00:36:52.230
the Impaler. Which is what we're talking about.

00:36:52.289 --> 00:36:53.909
Yes. I just want to make that clear he's not

00:36:53.909 --> 00:36:55.449
named after someone. Which is a familial link

00:36:55.449 --> 00:36:59.130
to Charles. Whoa, what? Yes, they are related.

00:36:59.409 --> 00:37:02.449
And I will get into that. Better blow my mind

00:37:02.449 --> 00:37:05.469
go off. Okay, I'm so ready. Okay, so Vlad the

00:37:05.469 --> 00:37:07.809
third claimed the throne of the Romanian Empire

00:37:07.809 --> 00:37:11.070
Yes, his legacy sprouted from his insanely cruel

00:37:11.070 --> 00:37:13.309
treatment of his enemies He was known for literally

00:37:13.309 --> 00:37:15.829
impaling his rivals on stakes in the ground and

00:37:15.829 --> 00:37:17.889
leaving them to die earning the name Bloody Impaler

00:37:17.889 --> 00:37:24.230
Yeah, or also my cat blabby Blabby Scholars claim

00:37:24.230 --> 00:37:27.809
that Brahm Stoker the author of Dracula, used

00:37:27.809 --> 00:37:30.110
Vlad the Impaler as inspiration for his character

00:37:30.110 --> 00:37:33.090
as Count Dracula, the blood -sucking, garlic

00:37:33.090 --> 00:37:37.469
-hating, cross -fearing vampire. In 1998, Prince

00:37:37.469 --> 00:37:39.670
Charles learned that through his great -grandmother,

00:37:39.710 --> 00:37:42.550
he is a blood -related relative of Vlad the Impaler.

00:37:45.469 --> 00:37:47.929
His Romanian roots actually make him out to be

00:37:47.929 --> 00:37:51.170
Vlad's great -grandson, 16 times removed. Charles

00:37:51.170 --> 00:37:53.969
is actually quite fond of his lineage and promotes

00:37:53.969 --> 00:37:57.210
Transylvania As a tourist destination, he even

00:37:57.210 --> 00:37:59.809
receives the honorary title of Prince of Transylvania,

00:38:00.010 --> 00:38:04.309
claiming Transylvania is in his blood. He needs

00:38:04.309 --> 00:38:06.969
to calm down. He also needs to stop. You know

00:38:06.969 --> 00:38:08.309
what? I'm going to say that for a minute. Keep

00:38:08.309 --> 00:38:13.530
going. OK, so porpheria, I think that's how to

00:38:13.530 --> 00:38:15.550
pronounce it, is a disorder that runs rampant

00:38:15.550 --> 00:38:18.429
through the royal family. OK, so it's the sickness

00:38:18.429 --> 00:38:21.369
is described as a form of serious iron deficiency.

00:38:21.630 --> 00:38:25.309
that is nicknamed the vampire disease. Individuals

00:38:25.309 --> 00:38:28.750
who suffer from porphyria have an extreme sensitivity

00:38:28.750 --> 00:38:31.050
to sunlight to the point that they get blisters

00:38:31.050 --> 00:38:33.349
on their skin. Oh, yeah, I think I have this.

00:38:33.650 --> 00:38:35.889
Oh, okay. I think I developed it a few years

00:38:35.889 --> 00:38:37.929
ago. I have a dermatology appointment next month.

00:38:37.949 --> 00:38:39.809
So I'm going to find out for sure. Is he's cool?

00:38:40.449 --> 00:38:42.909
Yeah, we're good. So like with all of those things

00:38:42.909 --> 00:38:45.949
that the fact that he is literally linked to

00:38:45.949 --> 00:38:50.190
Count Dracula. Yeah. And he has this disorder.

00:38:50.590 --> 00:38:53.769
Yeah, I put it in air quotes. Is he saying that

00:38:53.769 --> 00:38:56.230
he has porphyria as a cover for being a vampire?

00:38:56.889 --> 00:39:00.110
I mean, I have not many good things to say about

00:39:00.110 --> 00:39:03.090
him, R .I .P. Diana. Can vampires just like say,

00:39:03.269 --> 00:39:06.869
oh, no, I'm just I have porphyria. I guess you

00:39:06.869 --> 00:39:09.510
could. And then suck your blood. What did Edward

00:39:09.510 --> 00:39:13.909
say? What did Twilight, what did they say they

00:39:13.909 --> 00:39:17.230
had something? I repressed that memory. I just

00:39:17.230 --> 00:39:19.269
watched it the other day. Oh, I'm sorry. No,

00:39:19.309 --> 00:39:21.349
we did it on purpose. We wanted to ring in the

00:39:21.349 --> 00:39:26.369
new year. The wrong way. Hell yeah. No, I don't

00:39:26.369 --> 00:39:29.110
know. Some vampires in vampire lore, like when

00:39:29.110 --> 00:39:31.429
they live amongst humans, they do often say that

00:39:31.429 --> 00:39:36.369
they have illnesses and things as a cover. Like,

00:39:36.469 --> 00:39:38.349
oh, I can't go outside because my psoriasis is

00:39:38.349 --> 00:39:40.809
so fucking nuts. And it's like, no, I just want

00:39:40.809 --> 00:39:43.869
to eat you. I just want to eat you. I just want

00:39:43.869 --> 00:39:47.349
to eat you. That's why the whole family is like,

00:39:47.349 --> 00:39:50.199
you know how close they are. Yeah. Think that's

00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:52.340
why because they're all vampires and specifically

00:39:52.340 --> 00:39:57.119
Charles maybe hey, maybe The blood if he's really

00:39:57.119 --> 00:39:59.380
about blood and he's got he likes to talk about

00:39:59.380 --> 00:40:01.599
blood a lot. It's everything's in his blood You

00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:04.380
know, um, he had this phone call get leaked back

00:40:04.380 --> 00:40:07.820
in the day when he was still married to Diana

00:40:07.820 --> 00:40:10.400
I think they were separated but they were married

00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:13.440
and he had a phone call get linked with him and

00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:18.840
Camilla um Where he said he wanted to be her

00:40:20.369 --> 00:40:24.170
tampax her tampon took a could be up in her.

00:40:24.690 --> 00:40:27.809
So we know he's a fan of blood and wants to soak

00:40:27.809 --> 00:40:30.309
it all up at all times. Apparently blood play

00:40:30.309 --> 00:40:33.190
is a thing. I don't want to talk about this.

00:40:33.610 --> 00:40:38.389
I like that one about about King Chuck. Did I

00:40:38.389 --> 00:40:40.170
only have three? I thought I had four. Well,

00:40:40.170 --> 00:40:42.050
you told me the birds but then we mixed birds.

00:40:42.690 --> 00:40:44.030
Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. So hit

00:40:44.030 --> 00:40:45.849
me with another. Okay, so this is where I found

00:40:45.849 --> 00:40:48.670
scholarly articles. oh shit earth has been sucked

00:40:48.670 --> 00:40:50.949
into a black hole i want it because i've not

00:40:50.949 --> 00:40:54.670
heard this i don't i'm not familiar with this

00:40:54.670 --> 00:40:57.829
okay so let's let's a little science lesson here

00:40:57.829 --> 00:41:01.250
guys what is a black hole i'm not sure put your

00:41:01.250 --> 00:41:03.849
listening ears on guys miss frizzle's here to

00:41:03.849 --> 00:41:06.929
teach you science they're right here all right

00:41:06.929 --> 00:41:09.730
so what is a black hole a region of space having

00:41:09.730 --> 00:41:13.250
a gravitational field so intense that no matter

00:41:13.250 --> 00:41:18.519
no matter or radiation can escape They are theoretically

00:41:18.519 --> 00:41:21.880
formed when a massive star exhausts its nuclear

00:41:21.880 --> 00:41:25.400
fuel and collapses under its own gravity. If

00:41:25.400 --> 00:41:28.440
the star is massive enough, no known force can

00:41:28.440 --> 00:41:30.800
counteract the increasing gravity and it will

00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:34.099
collapse to a point of infinite density. Before

00:41:34.099 --> 00:41:36.719
this stage is reached, light itself becomes trapped

00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:39.400
within a certain radius known as the event horizon

00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:45.969
and the object becomes invisible. Okay. Alright.

00:41:46.170 --> 00:41:49.130
Since black holes form from the death of massive

00:41:49.130 --> 00:41:51.989
stars, the theory is that Earth was formed inside

00:41:51.989 --> 00:41:54.769
of one, the Big Bang. Is this why we're so sad?

00:41:56.389 --> 00:42:00.349
Maybe. Anyways, go ahead. So the Big Bang. It

00:42:00.349 --> 00:42:03.010
has been suggested that the Big Bang is a black

00:42:03.010 --> 00:42:06.690
hole opening into another universe. The matter

00:42:06.690 --> 00:42:09.710
absorbed by this black hole is what started our

00:42:09.710 --> 00:42:12.090
universe, and our universe is constantly growing

00:42:12.090 --> 00:42:14.309
due to the more cosmic material being absorbed.

00:42:14.510 --> 00:42:18.329
Okay. Another theory of Earth residing in a black

00:42:18.329 --> 00:42:21.250
hole is due to the collapse of a five dimensional

00:42:21.250 --> 00:42:25.969
star. According to gravitational physics, we

00:42:25.969 --> 00:42:30.010
physics, we would be in a smaller dimension surrounded

00:42:30.010 --> 00:42:33.110
by a larger dimension with a larger five dimensional

00:42:33.110 --> 00:42:35.429
star collapsing into a black hole in which we

00:42:35.429 --> 00:42:39.030
reside. I think that goes with like the whole

00:42:39.030 --> 00:42:41.190
different dimension situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:41.309 --> 00:42:46.699
A PhD astrophysicist exclaims in quotes, remarkably,

00:42:47.519 --> 00:42:51.780
the Schwarzschild, I think the Schwarzschild

00:42:51.780 --> 00:42:54.960
radius of a black hole with the mass of all the

00:42:54.960 --> 00:42:58.219
matter in the observable universe is almost exactly

00:42:58.219 --> 00:43:01.699
equal to the observed size of the visible universe.

00:43:02.139 --> 00:43:05.639
That realization on its own seems like a remarkable

00:43:05.639 --> 00:43:10.219
coincidence. Most cosmologists almost says cosmetologists.

00:43:13.110 --> 00:43:16.150
Most cosmologists conclude that using the same

00:43:16.150 --> 00:43:18.670
set of equations for the interior of a black

00:43:18.670 --> 00:43:21.809
hole and the evolution of our universe is coincidentally

00:43:21.809 --> 00:43:26.230
the same answer. Oh shit. So there's a side conspiracy.

00:43:26.730 --> 00:43:31.650
Okay. There are black holes on earth. Right.

00:43:32.030 --> 00:43:35.650
So and this this conspiracy goes along with like

00:43:35.650 --> 00:43:39.110
Bigfoot and those types of things. So the and

00:43:39.110 --> 00:43:41.809
why they're so hard to find is because they will

00:43:41.809 --> 00:43:46.329
disappear in a black hole and reappear in a white

00:43:46.329 --> 00:43:49.050
hole, which is opposite of black hole. So they

00:43:49.050 --> 00:43:51.670
just like kind of pop in and out. So they like

00:43:51.670 --> 00:43:55.349
apparate. Yeah, like in Harry Potter. Sure. So

00:43:55.349 --> 00:43:59.670
that's why Mothman is so sneaky. Yes. Okay. See

00:43:59.670 --> 00:44:01.699
now you're speaking my language. talking about

00:44:01.699 --> 00:44:03.699
cryptids and shit. I like that kind of conspiracy

00:44:03.699 --> 00:44:06.280
shit. Yeah. I gotta be real with you, Courtney.

00:44:06.360 --> 00:44:09.699
This is not what I was expecting. Oh, I was hoping

00:44:09.699 --> 00:44:13.340
it was gonna be like, we're in a black hole and

00:44:13.340 --> 00:44:16.260
Avril Lavigne's in the other one. Well, that's

00:44:16.260 --> 00:44:19.719
good with the dimensions. Okay. I didn't go that

00:44:19.719 --> 00:44:23.059
into detail. But if we're talking dimensions

00:44:23.059 --> 00:44:25.860
here and like the black hole, and then separate

00:44:25.860 --> 00:44:29.210
dimensions. Like we started in one right maybe

00:44:29.210 --> 00:44:31.030
we're like filtering in now like it's a black

00:44:31.030 --> 00:44:32.530
hole white hole situation Maybe that could be

00:44:32.530 --> 00:44:34.829
what the Mandela effect could be which is the

00:44:34.829 --> 00:44:36.969
only thing that I came prepared to discuss Okay,

00:44:37.010 --> 00:44:40.869
just like last time I am a big I don't know if

00:44:40.869 --> 00:44:43.550
I would say believer But I have a lot to say

00:44:43.550 --> 00:44:45.269
and think about the Mandela effect the bears

00:44:45.269 --> 00:44:47.449
team bears piss me off the most Yeah, I have

00:44:47.449 --> 00:44:49.730
a lot to piss me off. We talked about several

00:44:49.730 --> 00:44:52.110
last season the last time we did this in the

00:44:52.110 --> 00:44:54.210
first season So please go back and listen to

00:44:54.210 --> 00:44:57.389
that episode, but I did find some other ones

00:44:57.389 --> 00:45:01.010
that I wanted to discuss. And maybe this could

00:45:01.010 --> 00:45:03.550
be about like this black hole thing and the dimensions,

00:45:03.610 --> 00:45:05.889
because that is a theory, right? That the Mandela

00:45:05.889 --> 00:45:09.909
effect is because we are in different dimensions

00:45:09.909 --> 00:45:13.110
or different. What's that? What's that? What

00:45:13.110 --> 00:45:16.110
do they call that? Multiverse, the multiverse

00:45:16.110 --> 00:45:19.849
thing. Or it could be a side effect of time travel,

00:45:20.389 --> 00:45:25.150
which, you know, maybe. for people listening

00:45:25.150 --> 00:45:28.230
if you wanted to read that article it's by Duquesne

00:45:28.230 --> 00:45:30.150
University it was like an article that someone

00:45:30.150 --> 00:45:34.889
wrote wrote at Duquesne okay good to know yeah

00:45:34.889 --> 00:45:38.929
it's called it was written in 2021 by SB Jackson

00:45:38.929 --> 00:45:41.769
did earth make its home in a black hole okay

00:45:41.769 --> 00:45:44.690
so that if you want to find out more um okay

00:45:44.690 --> 00:45:47.030
so one that I definitely wanted to talk about

00:45:47.030 --> 00:45:55.460
was Pikachu yes Pikachu Many of us remember his

00:45:55.460 --> 00:45:58.539
little tail. Yep, and they're being the end of

00:45:58.539 --> 00:46:03.559
the tail black. Yep. No, you're a liar. It's

00:46:03.559 --> 00:46:07.179
apparently never had the black tip. It's always

00:46:07.179 --> 00:46:11.000
had the black tip. You dressed up as Pikachu.

00:46:11.059 --> 00:46:13.820
You should know. I know. I swear to God. Listen,

00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:16.739
I was I was a big Pokemon bitch as a kid. I loved

00:46:16.739 --> 00:46:20.300
Pokemon and I had yes, I dressed up as Pikachu.

00:46:20.590 --> 00:46:23.250
But I had a Pikachu toy, like a stuffed one,

00:46:23.530 --> 00:46:27.869
and I vividly remember that it had the black

00:46:27.869 --> 00:46:30.789
like square on the end of the tail. Yeah. But

00:46:30.789 --> 00:46:34.309
now they're trying to tell us that it does not.

00:46:34.389 --> 00:46:38.070
I'm going to show you a picture. And it's it's

00:46:38.070 --> 00:46:42.429
it's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. So this is

00:46:42.429 --> 00:46:45.190
what we remember. Right. Right. With the black.

00:46:45.409 --> 00:46:48.340
That's what it really is, apparently. They changed

00:46:48.340 --> 00:46:50.539
it. They're fucking changed it. That's not real.

00:46:50.820 --> 00:46:52.980
But why doesn't why are they doing this to us?

00:46:53.219 --> 00:46:56.519
You know what I should do what I should get out

00:46:56.519 --> 00:46:59.480
my Pokemon cards Yes, and I should see cuz we

00:46:59.480 --> 00:47:01.920
the og 90s Pokemon cards what I have. Yes, you

00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:04.320
should I have a few but you if you can find them

00:47:04.320 --> 00:47:06.659
easier you should yeah, but I wish I could find

00:47:06.659 --> 00:47:08.639
that toy that I'm talking about because I remember

00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:10.840
it like you squeezed it it said Pika Pika and

00:47:10.840 --> 00:47:13.179
like I'm telling you it had the black thing on

00:47:13.179 --> 00:47:17.460
the end And I hate that they're lying to us.

00:47:17.780 --> 00:47:22.659
It's so stupid. I'm going into my Pokemon go

00:47:22.659 --> 00:47:24.719
real quick and see if I have a Pikachu and just

00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:26.619
like double check. It's not gonna be there. It's

00:47:26.619 --> 00:47:28.920
not gonna be there. It's not there. Stupid. I

00:47:28.920 --> 00:47:32.460
see it's stupid. I'm telling if you agree with

00:47:32.460 --> 00:47:34.480
me that Pikachu had the black end of his tail,

00:47:34.659 --> 00:47:36.840
then I need you to throw up all your hands and

00:47:36.840 --> 00:47:40.460
all your comments. And I don't know. We need

00:47:40.460 --> 00:47:43.110
to do something about this guys. Yeah. Okay,

00:47:43.110 --> 00:47:44.829
so this is the one from the Wizard of Oz. Okay.

00:47:45.090 --> 00:47:47.489
Apparently, do you, well let me ask you first.

00:47:47.869 --> 00:47:51.409
Do you remember what the Wicked Witch says when

00:47:51.409 --> 00:47:56.170
she sends her flying monkeys after Dorothy? Um,

00:47:56.849 --> 00:47:59.829
no. Do you remember her saying, fly my pretties,

00:47:59.909 --> 00:48:03.750
fly? Possibly. Okay, well a lot of people remember

00:48:03.750 --> 00:48:06.250
that. Okay. But apparently, that's not what happened.

00:48:06.630 --> 00:48:08.590
Apparently she shouts, she just shouts, fly,

00:48:08.789 --> 00:48:13.550
fly, fly! for my pretties. I feel like I do too!

00:48:14.389 --> 00:48:16.309
I mean, I don't know if maybe she called them

00:48:16.309 --> 00:48:19.630
that at some other point, but... Maybe. Maybe

00:48:19.630 --> 00:48:21.889
we're just mixing two things that she has said.

00:48:22.110 --> 00:48:25.050
Maybe, but... I don't know, I feel like Elphaba

00:48:25.050 --> 00:48:27.429
wouldn't say that. Okay, this is the one that

00:48:27.429 --> 00:48:29.070
I really want to talk about that is very close

00:48:29.070 --> 00:48:31.429
to all of us 90s kids' hearts, I think. Okay.

00:48:32.090 --> 00:48:37.329
So there's a theory that there was a film called

00:48:37.329 --> 00:48:41.360
Shazam that starred Sinbad, the comedian. as

00:48:41.360 --> 00:48:45.059
a genie right right apparently that didn't exist

00:48:45.059 --> 00:48:49.320
that doesn't fucking exist uh -huh and i want

00:48:49.320 --> 00:48:53.019
to file some sort of lawsuit over this because

00:48:53.019 --> 00:48:56.539
it did i remember this movie and everybody's

00:48:56.539 --> 00:48:59.000
go -to excuse is that oh no you're thinking of

00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:02.539
the movie kazam with shakil o 'neil playing a

00:49:02.539 --> 00:49:06.599
genie yes i remember that movie i also remember

00:49:06.599 --> 00:49:09.579
the one with sinbad and so does a lot of other

00:49:09.579 --> 00:49:12.460
people Hmm, what the fuck do you remember this?

00:49:12.639 --> 00:49:14.840
No, did you heard this before though? I have

00:49:14.840 --> 00:49:17.059
heard this before okay, but I never watched that

00:49:17.059 --> 00:49:19.840
movie I'm telling you I know I also never watched

00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:21.659
the one with Shaquille O 'Neal. I watched them

00:49:21.659 --> 00:49:25.199
both so Several people can attest this is from

00:49:25.199 --> 00:49:27.480
good housekeeping Does anyone like have the original

00:49:27.480 --> 00:49:30.280
VHS? I don't know I've tried to look into it

00:49:30.280 --> 00:49:31.820
and like it's so hard to tell on the internet

00:49:31.820 --> 00:49:34.679
because a lot of things get Photoshopped like

00:49:34.679 --> 00:49:36.800
a lot of people thought they busted fruit of

00:49:36.800 --> 00:49:39.119
the loom because of the cornucopia because they

00:49:39.119 --> 00:49:40.679
were like well what about this old tag that I

00:49:40.679 --> 00:49:44.960
have from 1999 it has the cornucopia it was photoshopped

00:49:44.960 --> 00:49:49.219
so I don't know um anyways this says several

00:49:49.219 --> 00:49:51.380
people can attest that they distinctly remember

00:49:51.380 --> 00:49:53.900
seeing the comedian in a movie called Shazam

00:49:53.900 --> 00:49:57.780
many say they're confusing it with Kazam but

00:49:57.780 --> 00:50:01.099
who really knows but like come the I remember

00:50:01.099 --> 00:50:03.280
that movie and I just want to understand I just

00:50:03.280 --> 00:50:05.880
want to know why why we're all being lied to

00:50:06.000 --> 00:50:08.840
The only movie I remember with Sinbad is Jingle

00:50:08.840 --> 00:50:12.199
All the Way. That makes perfect sense for you.

00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:14.699
Okay, this is one I actually did not know. Okay.

00:50:14.860 --> 00:50:16.360
I've never heard this before, but then once I

00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:18.480
looked into it. You remember the music video?

00:50:19.099 --> 00:50:21.559
Oops, I did it again. Yes. By Britney Spears

00:50:21.559 --> 00:50:24.460
Queen. You remember when she has like the red

00:50:24.460 --> 00:50:28.780
jumpsuit thingy on? Yes. Is she wearing a little

00:50:28.780 --> 00:50:33.219
headset? Yes. No, she isn't. Yes, she is. No,

00:50:33.239 --> 00:50:35.940
she isn't. Another Mandela effect has to do with

00:50:35.940 --> 00:50:38.219
Britney Spears. Many can distinctly remember

00:50:38.219 --> 00:50:41.000
Britney wearing a microphone headset in the video.

00:50:41.320 --> 00:50:44.099
Her doll that has the, like they made a Barbie

00:50:44.099 --> 00:50:46.039
doll. It has a headset! Yeah, it has the headset,

00:50:46.480 --> 00:50:49.940
but she never wore one in the music video. She

00:50:49.940 --> 00:50:52.980
did. And I went back and watched it, and she

00:50:52.980 --> 00:50:55.679
doesn't now. They can edit it! I think they did.

00:50:55.699 --> 00:50:58.699
You can edit it! I think they did. But like,

00:50:58.739 --> 00:51:01.820
why would they sell the doll with the headset?

00:51:01.940 --> 00:51:04.980
Right. And if she wasn't wearing a headset. Like

00:51:04.980 --> 00:51:06.880
what's the point of that? And everybody wore

00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:10.900
those headsets in the 90s in the early 2000s.

00:51:11.199 --> 00:51:13.579
Like that was a commonplace thing to wear. Correct.

00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:18.039
So what? She wore a headset. I think so, too.

00:51:18.199 --> 00:51:19.579
They're fucking with us. That one really pissed

00:51:19.579 --> 00:51:21.719
me off. Almost as much as the Febreze one picks

00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:25.460
me up. Oh, this is the last one. This is the

00:51:25.460 --> 00:51:27.280
last one that I wanted to really talk about that

00:51:27.280 --> 00:51:30.059
we didn't get to last time. OK, do you remember

00:51:30.059 --> 00:51:33.440
the Queen song? we are the champions yes right

00:51:33.440 --> 00:51:38.800
we are the champions my friends yeah so at the

00:51:38.800 --> 00:51:42.199
end of the song keep on fighting till the end

00:51:42.199 --> 00:51:43.460
i can just wait for you to get to the end of

00:51:43.460 --> 00:51:49.139
the song keep going we are the champions we are

00:51:49.139 --> 00:51:56.300
the champions no time for losers as we are the

00:51:56.300 --> 00:52:02.329
champions of the world yeah everybody if you

00:52:02.329 --> 00:52:06.070
sing this song anywhere karaoke and like a bar

00:52:06.070 --> 00:52:10.989
setting whatever people say of the world apparently

00:52:10.989 --> 00:52:15.750
that didn't happen I want someone to give me

00:52:15.750 --> 00:52:20.409
the OG CD yeah well we used to have I swear God

00:52:20.409 --> 00:52:26.579
and I mean I might not we had a DVD set that

00:52:26.579 --> 00:52:29.079
I think one of my aunts got my dad as a gift

00:52:29.079 --> 00:52:32.760
one year of one of Queen's biggest concerts ever

00:52:32.760 --> 00:52:36.619
because my dad was a big Queen fan and I swear

00:52:36.619 --> 00:52:40.460
to God I remember watching that footage of the

00:52:40.460 --> 00:52:44.460
concert back in the early 80s maybe and him singing

00:52:44.460 --> 00:52:47.739
We Are The Champions and it ending with everyone

00:52:47.739 --> 00:52:53.280
saying of the world I bet if the timeline shifts

00:52:53.280 --> 00:52:57.429
are real Bet that if I found that DVD somehow

00:52:57.429 --> 00:53:00.210
and watch it again, it would be gone now but

00:53:00.210 --> 00:53:03.090
I'm telling you it was there and my best compelling

00:53:03.090 --> 00:53:07.030
not proof, but kind of proof is Do you remember

00:53:07.030 --> 00:53:09.849
that a carpool karaoke thing that was really

00:53:09.849 --> 00:53:12.210
popular with with what's -his -face cordon? Yeah,

00:53:12.269 --> 00:53:16.110
so he had an episode and it's like Gwen Stefani

00:53:16.110 --> 00:53:20.139
and like Don't know George Clooney and like Julia

00:53:20.139 --> 00:53:22.679
Roberts. It's a real mishmash of people different

00:53:22.679 --> 00:53:25.019
ages all different whatever and they're singing

00:53:25.019 --> 00:53:28.719
We are the champions and they all go together

00:53:28.719 --> 00:53:32.719
of the world in the car But the tape is not the

00:53:32.719 --> 00:53:35.000
tape you the song is cut off and they're like,

00:53:35.139 --> 00:53:36.679
wait a minute. What what the heck? I thought

00:53:36.679 --> 00:53:39.559
it was It's happening in real -time professional

00:53:39.559 --> 00:53:42.559
musicians even. Oh, man. I wish she was alive

00:53:42.559 --> 00:53:48.900
to tell us No, they're like all alive. Why can't

00:53:48.900 --> 00:53:50.860
they say anything? I don't know. I don't know.

00:53:50.920 --> 00:53:53.380
I don't know. Come out and tell us. You know

00:53:53.380 --> 00:53:55.800
who should tell us? Adam Lambert. Because he's

00:53:55.800 --> 00:53:59.440
the new singer for Queen. Yeah. And he's he works

00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:01.739
directly with the original band. And I'm sure

00:54:01.739 --> 00:54:03.980
he's seen the archival footage. Adam Lambert,

00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:06.039
if you're listening to this, you have a moral

00:54:06.039 --> 00:54:09.780
responsibility to tell us that we're right. And

00:54:09.780 --> 00:54:12.099
if somehow we're all wrong, please keep that

00:54:12.099 --> 00:54:14.559
to yourself. I don't want to know why they haven't

00:54:14.559 --> 00:54:17.280
spoken up. But yeah, those are some new Mandela

00:54:17.280 --> 00:54:19.539
effects. But the end of that song doesn't even

00:54:19.539 --> 00:54:21.679
make sense without of the world. Yeah, it just

00:54:21.679 --> 00:54:26.039
fucking ends? Yeah, he just, we are the champions.

00:54:27.599 --> 00:54:33.400
Cause we are the champions. End of song. I don't

00:54:33.400 --> 00:54:43.329
think so. I don't think so. Bullshit, I told

00:54:43.329 --> 00:54:46.769
you it feels wrong. It's wrong. I'm telling you

00:54:46.769 --> 00:54:48.349
it's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong

00:54:48.349 --> 00:54:51.650
It's wrong. It's wrong. I want to go back to

00:54:51.650 --> 00:54:54.110
the timeline I want to slither back into a black

00:54:54.110 --> 00:54:57.150
hole where Pikachu has the right tail we can

00:54:57.150 --> 00:54:59.989
sing of the world There's a cornucopia and fruit

00:54:59.989 --> 00:55:03.650
of the loom for breeze is fucking correct. I'm

00:55:03.650 --> 00:55:06.130
I'm sick of this I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick

00:55:06.130 --> 00:55:13.300
of being lied to this is official video Look

00:55:13.300 --> 00:55:20.559
how old this video is. I know this is OG. I know

00:55:20.559 --> 00:55:26.079
What do you mean? What do you mean? You just

00:55:26.079 --> 00:55:29.320
ruined my life! I didn't do it! You did because

00:55:29.320 --> 00:55:32.360
I didn't even know! It was the Mandela effect.

00:55:32.739 --> 00:55:35.800
Ruining lives once again. I found this. This

00:55:35.800 --> 00:55:39.800
is a live concert that someone filmed in whatever

00:55:39.800 --> 00:55:42.469
he's... Does it say what year it is? No, this

00:55:42.469 --> 00:55:44.829
was uploaded seven years ago. Okay, I don't know

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if I'm the captain. And that's Freddie Mercury.

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Okay, and he said of the world so they're saying

00:56:06.969 --> 00:56:09.369
I guess that that the Mandela effect is that

00:56:09.369 --> 00:56:11.130
that was never in the recording Why would you

00:56:11.130 --> 00:56:12.949
just ad -lib that once and never do it again?

00:56:13.030 --> 00:56:14.849
But the rest of us know that come the fuck on

00:56:14.849 --> 00:56:16.869
maybe maybe they didn't do it in the recording

00:56:16.869 --> 00:56:19.289
But then he just like got so like into it like

00:56:19.289 --> 00:56:21.389
every time I say she didn't try to tell us that

00:56:21.389 --> 00:56:23.530
we're live That we're just lying to ourselves

00:56:23.530 --> 00:56:25.809
on Mandela effect. He really did sing them. Yes.

00:56:25.809 --> 00:56:29.789
He did. We just proved anybody wrong Yeah, a

00:56:29.789 --> 00:56:32.550
lot of people even remember it being on there

00:56:32.699 --> 00:56:35.519
like on the CDs on their tapes of it as saying

00:56:35.519 --> 00:56:37.639
of the world. But there are several instances

00:56:37.639 --> 00:56:40.000
just like the one we found where Freddie Mercury

00:56:40.000 --> 00:56:43.539
did it live. So I just have a hard time believing

00:56:43.539 --> 00:56:45.500
that he would only do it live and that it was

00:56:45.500 --> 00:56:48.480
like never a real part of the song. If anyone

00:56:48.480 --> 00:56:53.219
has an old like album, yeah, please hit us up.

00:56:53.440 --> 00:56:57.239
You fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice shame

00:56:57.239 --> 00:57:02.800
on you. And reverse it. Well, we hope you guys

00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:05.659
have enjoyed this season premiere again bringing

00:57:05.659 --> 00:57:08.119
back a fave. This is the season of bringing back

00:57:08.119 --> 00:57:11.320
our faves and millennial conspiracy theories.

00:57:11.860 --> 00:57:13.400
That's my fave, I don't know about you guys.

00:57:13.579 --> 00:57:16.300
We get passionate. We really we love this stuff.

00:57:16.320 --> 00:57:18.219
So if you want to hear us do this again, maybe

00:57:18.219 --> 00:57:22.480
we won't wait six seasons next time. And tell

00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:25.019
us which ones you totally believe, which ones

00:57:25.019 --> 00:57:26.719
you're like, you guys are idiots, absolutely

00:57:26.719 --> 00:57:29.800
not. Which ones we missed? Which Mandela effects

00:57:29.800 --> 00:57:32.940
piss you off the most? Right now? Right now?

00:57:33.019 --> 00:57:36.679
Well, obviously, I fixed it. But Pikachu, I think,

00:57:36.719 --> 00:57:38.559
is the second thing that makes me really mad.

00:57:38.659 --> 00:57:40.139
When I get home, I'm going to try and find my

00:57:40.139 --> 00:57:42.500
Pokemon cards. Yeah. All right. Well, stay tuned.

00:57:43.059 --> 00:57:44.940
One more reason to keep listening all season

00:57:44.940 --> 00:57:49.000
long. We are back, baby. Back, baby. Hell yeah.

00:57:49.019 --> 00:57:51.300
And we got a lot of exciting stuff. I'm Clarissa.

00:57:51.480 --> 00:57:53.579
I'm Courtney. And we're going to piece on out

00:57:53.579 --> 00:57:56.139
of here. That's no conspiracy theory that we'll

00:57:56.139 --> 00:58:01.730
be back next week. Yep, you'll on 30 Thursdays.

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30 Thursdays. Okay bye!