WEBVTT 00:00:12.600 --> 00:00:15.519 Welcome back. Hello. It's 30 Dirty and Dying, 00:00:15.759 --> 00:00:19.079 bitch. Whoa. Starting off strong. Well, I wanted 00:00:19.079 --> 00:00:22.160 to, you know, pay homage to Britney. Millennial 00:00:22.160 --> 00:00:23.899 chaos. Welcome back to the show. It's your favorite 00:00:23.899 --> 00:00:26.519 millennial podcast. I'm Clarissa. I'm Kourtney. 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:31.730 And we're... getting through our 30s with millennial 00:00:31.730 --> 00:00:34.990 nostalgia, chaos, dark humor, and everything 00:00:34.990 --> 00:00:37.770 else that we're using to get through. And maybe 00:00:37.770 --> 00:00:41.429 you are too. So if you found us, hopefully that 00:00:41.429 --> 00:00:44.329 fits your vibe. And hopefully you stay. Today 00:00:44.329 --> 00:00:46.590 we are gonna be, we're gonna play a game. We 00:00:46.590 --> 00:00:50.869 love games. We do love games. So I had this idea 00:00:50.869 --> 00:00:53.130 to play, do you remember the board game Guess 00:00:53.130 --> 00:00:55.299 Who? with the little flippies. I remember the 00:00:55.299 --> 00:00:57.700 board game Guess Who. Yes. So I thought it would 00:00:57.700 --> 00:01:01.000 be fun to play Guess Who, but with millennial 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:05.140 pop culture figures that we both know or mostly 00:01:05.140 --> 00:01:08.040 know and that most millennials, I think, regardless 00:01:08.040 --> 00:01:09.879 of where you fall in the millennial timeline, 00:01:10.560 --> 00:01:12.420 you probably are at least somewhat aware of. 00:01:12.700 --> 00:01:14.560 These are celebrities except for like a couple 00:01:14.560 --> 00:01:17.719 of fictional characters, but mostly real people. 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:21.900 And I tried to keep it within the early to mid 00:01:21.900 --> 00:01:25.280 -ish 2000s is roughly where we are. There are 00:01:25.280 --> 00:01:28.439 a few outliers, but that's the era. That's a 00:01:28.439 --> 00:01:30.579 sweet spot. So I literally made game boards. 00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:33.439 I love it. You'll have to post pictures. Oh, 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:36.620 I will. For the Insta. I definitely will. Also, 00:01:36.739 --> 00:01:39.680 I had to go on Amazon to find the original Guess 00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:43.060 Who, because the one they sell in Target now 00:01:43.060 --> 00:01:46.540 is like Guess Who 2 .0. And the board is totally 00:01:46.540 --> 00:01:48.840 different. And I guess the gameplay is different. 00:01:48.900 --> 00:01:51.540 They have this weird thing on the top. And I 00:01:51.540 --> 00:01:53.159 don't I don't know. But I was like, I don't know 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:55.620 how to do this. I had a big old person moment. 00:01:55.959 --> 00:01:57.519 I was like, because I was just gonna get into 00:01:57.519 --> 00:01:59.180 Target. And I was like, I don't fucking know. 00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:01.359 I don't even know what how to do this. Like, 00:02:01.359 --> 00:02:02.980 I don't know what this is. I don't know how I'll 00:02:02.989 --> 00:02:07.090 customize it. So fucking no. So yeah, I had to 00:02:07.090 --> 00:02:08.770 go on Amazon and find the original one. It wasn't 00:02:08.770 --> 00:02:11.430 that hard to find. But yeah, yeah. And I was 00:02:11.430 --> 00:02:13.229 just like, I mean, maybe it's the same game. 00:02:13.289 --> 00:02:14.889 Maybe it's only just slightly different, but 00:02:14.889 --> 00:02:17.870 it feels. Yeah, I mean, it's the same gameplay. 00:02:18.110 --> 00:02:20.430 It's just you don't flick them down. Yeah, you 00:02:20.430 --> 00:02:22.909 like, I guess. But then when I when I got this 00:02:22.909 --> 00:02:25.969 on Amazon on the box, it says original pictures 00:02:25.969 --> 00:02:28.969 and gameplay. So I do think it's slightly different. 00:02:29.310 --> 00:02:33.340 Maybe. Which no hate, just hate. Hey, we're gonna 00:02:33.340 --> 00:02:36.800 do this a ridge. That's all we know. Yeah, I 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:39.300 can't I couldn't do it. I like short circuited 00:02:39.300 --> 00:02:41.060 when I was trying to figure out how I was gonna 00:02:41.060 --> 00:02:43.319 do what it was in my head. You know, millennials 00:02:43.319 --> 00:02:45.580 can't figure it out. cringe, whatever we're gonna 00:02:45.580 --> 00:02:47.680 play a game today. I did speaking of millennials 00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:50.469 and cringe. I saw a TikTok. I thought you were 00:02:50.469 --> 00:02:53.389 gonna be like, I looked in the mirror. No. Haha, 00:02:54.469 --> 00:02:57.870 you got me. No, I was I was watching a TikTok 00:02:57.870 --> 00:03:00.189 and the girl was just like, guys, we're healing. 00:03:00.569 --> 00:03:03.949 No one said spoopy for Halloween. And I'm like, 00:03:04.110 --> 00:03:07.150 did Millennials do that? I never did. I think 00:03:07.150 --> 00:03:09.590 it's stupid. I vaguely remember it being a thing. 00:03:09.770 --> 00:03:12.389 I always hated it. Yeah, I vaguely remember it. 00:03:12.389 --> 00:03:16.469 Who says spoopy? Hopefully no one else. spoopy 00:03:16.469 --> 00:03:19.319 pooping. Well, so we should we should we jump 00:03:19.319 --> 00:03:21.139 into back in time so we can get to? Yeah, well, 00:03:21.199 --> 00:03:32.419 you're back in time. All right. So two thousand 00:03:32.419 --> 00:03:36.500 and two. Oh, something good. This was a good 00:03:36.500 --> 00:03:39.979 year for music. I know we usually end with music, 00:03:40.039 --> 00:03:42.360 but this was a good fucking year for me. OK, 00:03:42.360 --> 00:03:44.500 I'm just going to we're going off. This is what 00:03:44.500 --> 00:03:47.719 was hitting the charts. OK. How You Remind Me 00:03:47.719 --> 00:03:53.300 from Nickelback. This is how you remind me of 00:03:53.300 --> 00:03:58.520 what I really am. Hot in here, Nellie. It's getting 00:03:58.520 --> 00:04:01.759 hot in here, so take off all your clothes. I 00:04:01.759 --> 00:04:05.500 would, I changed the lyrics to cold in here. 00:04:05.699 --> 00:04:09.080 Oh. It's getting cold in here, so put on all 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:12.080 your clothes. I am getting so cold. I want to 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:16.420 put a coat on. I love that. Also Dilemma. by 00:04:16.420 --> 00:04:18.199 Nellie and Kelly Rowland. Is that the one where 00:04:18.199 --> 00:04:21.399 she's in Excel? Yeah. She's texting in Excel. 00:04:21.879 --> 00:04:24.399 Yeah. Nice. I love that. I love that song. I 00:04:24.399 --> 00:04:27.139 love that video too. Nellie really had a big 00:04:27.139 --> 00:04:30.339 old moment. I remember I had the cassette tape 00:04:30.339 --> 00:04:34.240 of his album Nellyville. I also had it on CD. 00:04:34.300 --> 00:04:37.120 I got it on CD later but I had the cassette tape. 00:04:37.639 --> 00:04:40.579 My mom got it for me probably right around 2002. 00:04:40.720 --> 00:04:43.279 Nice. Yeah. She was really surprised when she 00:04:43.279 --> 00:04:45.459 picked it up and it had a song also called Pimp 00:04:45.459 --> 00:04:47.300 Juice on it but I listened to the whole thing 00:04:47.300 --> 00:04:49.339 so whatever. My mom was one of those people that 00:04:49.339 --> 00:04:51.699 like was really weird about when I got into like 00:04:51.699 --> 00:04:53.879 rock music and like metal and like that but she 00:04:53.879 --> 00:04:57.350 would any, any like rap or hip hop CD or music 00:04:57.350 --> 00:05:00.430 I wanted. She just didn't even think one thought 00:05:00.430 --> 00:05:02.550 about it. Which is crazy. I would think opposite. 00:05:02.730 --> 00:05:05.910 Yeah, because the language is normally worse. 00:05:06.230 --> 00:05:07.730 Yeah. But you know, she was like, well, they're 00:05:07.730 --> 00:05:09.509 not talking about the devil. So I guess it's 00:05:09.509 --> 00:05:12.689 fine. Okay, cool. Yeah, I was raised on the whole 00:05:12.689 --> 00:05:15.189 Biggie Tupac situation, which now who even I 00:05:15.189 --> 00:05:19.209 mean, we all know, allegedly, whatever. Complicated. 00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:22.240 by Avril Lavigne. I have to go and make things 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:26.180 so complicated. See the way you're acting like 00:05:26.180 --> 00:05:29.759 you're somebody else gets me frustrated. A life's 00:05:29.759 --> 00:05:32.319 like this you. You fall and you crawl and you 00:05:32.319 --> 00:05:34.620 make and you break what you get and you turn 00:05:34.620 --> 00:05:37.079 it into honesty. You promise me you're never 00:05:37.079 --> 00:05:42.000 gonna find you're faking. No, no, no. A thousand 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:55.199 miles and I will walk. No. Jesus Christ. If I 00:05:55.199 --> 00:06:02.860 could just hold you tonight Why can I only picture 00:06:02.860 --> 00:06:05.420 Terry Crews though? Oh, yeah, that's the only 00:06:05.420 --> 00:06:08.339 thing I'm sorry, Vanessa Carlson. It's just Terry 00:06:08.339 --> 00:06:11.420 Crews. That's his song now, you know. What else? 00:06:11.759 --> 00:06:14.019 Came out in 2001, but The Middle, by Jimmy Eat 00:06:14.019 --> 00:06:16.500 World. It just takes some time, little girl, 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:19.100 you're in the middle after a while. Everything, 00:06:19.459 --> 00:06:22.500 everything will be just fine. Everything, everything 00:06:22.500 --> 00:06:26.839 will be alright, alright. I'm on. Guitar Hero 00:06:26.839 --> 00:06:29.220 World Tour. I love to play that on the drums. 00:06:29.839 --> 00:06:32.720 That was my drum song. I could totally understand 00:06:32.720 --> 00:06:35.480 why now that you say that. I didn't know that 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:38.779 NSYNC and Nellie did a collab song called Girlfriend. 00:06:39.139 --> 00:06:42.620 I'm not your girlfriend, baby. I doubt that's 00:06:42.620 --> 00:06:47.300 it. Not your little sex toy. Oh, Soak Up the 00:06:47.300 --> 00:06:52.100 Sun. I'm gonna soak up the sun. Speaking of 303. 00:06:52.120 --> 00:06:55.670 Yeah. Guess who's going to Warped Tour. Are you 00:06:55.670 --> 00:07:01.009 fucking serious? VIP, baby! Oh my god! Can I 00:07:01.009 --> 00:07:03.329 go? Michael only got two tickets. Oh, sad. Can 00:07:03.329 --> 00:07:05.310 you just put it in your backpack? Yeah. Get a 00:07:05.310 --> 00:07:09.899 big backpack. Backpack, backpack! All the stuff 00:07:09.899 --> 00:07:12.439 that's loaded up with things and knickknacks 00:07:12.439 --> 00:07:15.079 too. Yep. Oh, that's so good. You know, honestly, 00:07:15.300 --> 00:07:17.160 I say I want to go but I couldn't survive it. 00:07:17.259 --> 00:07:19.839 That's why he got VIP. Because he knew I couldn't 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:21.480 survive it otherwise. No. It's air conditioned 00:07:21.480 --> 00:07:25.199 bathrooms. Oh, good for you. VIP. Soak up the 00:07:25.199 --> 00:07:27.160 fun. You want to know more about 2002? Yeah, 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:29.980 please. Sorry. Okay. Halle Berry became the first 00:07:29.980 --> 00:07:32.360 black actress to win the Academy Award for Best 00:07:32.360 --> 00:07:34.360 Actress. I know she won it for Monster Ball. 00:07:34.779 --> 00:07:37.180 Which I do not love that movie, but she did well 00:07:37.180 --> 00:07:38.819 in it. Like, she totally deserved the award. 00:07:39.519 --> 00:07:41.620 Uh, Bed Affleck was People's Sexiest Man Alive? 00:07:42.180 --> 00:07:44.379 I don't get that. But that's when he was - wasn't 00:07:44.379 --> 00:07:46.740 that when he was with J .Lo the first time? Mm 00:07:46.740 --> 00:07:49.160 -hmm. It was really all happening for him? Uh, 00:07:49.300 --> 00:07:51.560 Justin Timberlake, thirst -trapped on the cover 00:07:51.560 --> 00:07:54.180 of Rolling Stones. It's just Rolling Stone, by 00:07:54.180 --> 00:07:56.899 the way. Oh, I add S's to things. You do. I've 00:07:56.899 --> 00:07:58.459 noticed that a bit. You're like, it needs to 00:07:58.459 --> 00:08:01.379 be plural. I wouldn't call that a thirst trap. 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:03.439 But you know, honestly, I have nothing against 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:05.939 Justin Timberlake. I do. I don't I don't really 00:08:05.939 --> 00:08:08.279 I don't I have no strong feelings. You have no 00:08:08.279 --> 00:08:10.120 opinion about how he treated Britney Spears? 00:08:10.459 --> 00:08:12.160 Because they that's also when they officially 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:14.680 broke up. We've talked about this before. I'm 00:08:14.680 --> 00:08:16.740 not saying he did good things. But I'm just saying 00:08:16.740 --> 00:08:18.920 like, I'm not gonna vilify someone for being 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:22.850 a shitty boyfriend. at 19 or 20 yeah that's true 00:08:22.850 --> 00:08:24.670 you know what i'm saying like and now if this 00:08:24.670 --> 00:08:26.389 was a pattern and if we find out it's pattern 00:08:26.389 --> 00:08:28.110 and he's been a shitty husband to Jessica Beale 00:08:28.110 --> 00:08:31.069 and we find out all these things sure okay but 00:08:31.069 --> 00:08:33.809 from what i know i'm not saying he's great i 00:08:33.809 --> 00:08:36.610 just don't i have no need to be like you suck 00:08:36.610 --> 00:08:40.870 ramen head like i just i have no strong i have 00:08:40.870 --> 00:08:44.750 no strong feelings and you know he But he was 00:08:44.750 --> 00:08:48.190 never like one of my favorites in NSYNC. No problem. 00:08:48.470 --> 00:08:51.330 But it was always like Lance Bass, JC Chazee, 00:08:51.509 --> 00:08:53.730 even Joey fucking Fatone. I love Joey Fatone. 00:08:53.830 --> 00:08:56.970 I do too. More now. More now. But looking back, 00:08:57.070 --> 00:08:59.269 I was like, man, look at you with your red hair. 00:08:59.509 --> 00:09:01.929 He did like the bright red crimson hair. He really, 00:09:01.929 --> 00:09:03.370 really killed it. I think I'm more attracted 00:09:03.370 --> 00:09:06.169 to his type now, you know? Now, yes. Like the 00:09:06.169 --> 00:09:10.019 dad bod type of like funny. Yeah, he's funny. 00:09:10.039 --> 00:09:13.259 He's always like had that more like fun personality. 00:09:13.559 --> 00:09:16.179 Yeah, and I appreciate it more now than I did 00:09:16.179 --> 00:09:18.820 then. Yeah. Whatever. Michael Jackson caused 00:09:18.820 --> 00:09:21.139 an international controversy after he dangled 00:09:21.139 --> 00:09:23.460 Prince Michael the second off the balcony of 00:09:23.460 --> 00:09:26.120 his hotel room. Blanket! Blanket! I guess. Yeah, 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:29.679 I remember that. The Anna Nicole show premiered 00:09:29.679 --> 00:09:33.399 on E! Oh shit, really? Yeah. Huh. I did watch 00:09:33.399 --> 00:09:37.580 that. A good bit. Me too. Oh shit. What? Yu -Gi 00:09:37.580 --> 00:09:41.639 -Oh cards. Oh, those were all the rage. I was 00:09:41.639 --> 00:09:44.340 more Pokemon gal. I never had Yu -Gi -Oh, I loved 00:09:44.340 --> 00:09:46.120 Pokemon. I didn't have Yu -Gi -Oh cards, but 00:09:46.120 --> 00:09:49.360 I watched Yu -Gi -Oh. I mean, I watched it sometimes. 00:09:49.480 --> 00:09:51.720 Like if it was on the Saturday morning cartoon 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:53.220 block, I would sit and watch it. I watched Yu 00:09:53.220 --> 00:09:55.700 -Gi -Oh more than I watched Pokemon. I didn't 00:09:55.700 --> 00:09:57.759 really watch Pokemon. I watched Pokemon. But 00:09:57.759 --> 00:10:00.559 with the cards, I was a hipster pure. I was a 00:10:00.559 --> 00:10:03.039 Pokemon purist. You know what I mean? But I remember 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:05.740 a bunch of like the boys in my classes like loved 00:10:05.740 --> 00:10:10.580 Yu -Gi -Oh! So I got hip to the show. In the 00:10:10.580 --> 00:10:13.019 cards. The Eminem show was the biggest selling 00:10:13.019 --> 00:10:15.759 album of the year. Oh, hell yeah. Selling 7 .6 00:10:15.759 --> 00:10:18.519 million copies. Absolutely. As it should have. 00:10:18.679 --> 00:10:20.480 You want to know some shows that came out? Yeah. 00:10:21.740 --> 00:10:26.370 George Lopez show. Just that. Don't don't don't 00:10:26.370 --> 00:10:31.509 the lowrider song. Yeah, no. Kim Possible. Yeah, 00:10:31.690 --> 00:10:34.309 let's sit. What I like about you. What I like 00:10:34.309 --> 00:10:37.929 about you. You really know how to dance, right? 00:10:38.090 --> 00:10:41.870 Yeah. I like that show. I really enjoyed it was 00:10:41.870 --> 00:10:44.129 fine. It was a good show. I was okay with it. 00:10:44.389 --> 00:10:47.009 I mean, it wasn't like my favorite and I doubt 00:10:47.009 --> 00:10:49.009 it would hold up. But at the time, I remember 00:10:49.009 --> 00:10:52.070 watching it. I don't know. That's a good question. 00:10:52.450 --> 00:10:54.840 Yeah, because I might want to look it up and 00:10:54.840 --> 00:10:58.080 like watch it yeah youtube apple tv fandango 00:10:58.080 --> 00:11:01.100 at home and amazon prime american idol oh shit 00:11:01.100 --> 00:11:03.740 and you want to talk about the beginning of a 00:11:03.740 --> 00:11:06.940 phenomenon phenomenon it was such a big deal 00:11:06.940 --> 00:11:09.700 feminine phenomenon my life as a teenage robot 00:11:09.700 --> 00:11:13.159 i loved that show i did too actually i kind of 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:15.740 forgot about it but i really liked it the bachelor 00:11:16.299 --> 00:11:19.139 Oh shit. Started it all. I don't, I never watched 00:11:19.139 --> 00:11:21.139 that. We watched it a lot. Like it was one of 00:11:21.139 --> 00:11:22.759 those reality, like that we would sit down together 00:11:22.759 --> 00:11:24.899 as a family and fucking watch. See, I watched 00:11:24.899 --> 00:11:27.139 the Anna Nicole Smith show with my mom. We did 00:11:27.139 --> 00:11:29.299 that too. But we would sit down and watch the 00:11:29.299 --> 00:11:31.480 best. Like, you know, it was like the prime time. 00:11:31.740 --> 00:11:34.779 Yeah. On, you know, ABC or NBC or whatever. Yeah, 00:11:34.779 --> 00:11:36.580 because we only had like 10 channels. Yeah, I 00:11:36.580 --> 00:11:38.279 mean, we would sit down and watch like whatever 00:11:38.279 --> 00:11:40.899 was on TV, like as a family a lot. Isn't that 00:11:40.899 --> 00:11:43.769 crazy? Yeah. It is, but yeah, we like watched 00:11:43.769 --> 00:11:45.850 the nightly news, Entertainment Tonight, my mom 00:11:45.850 --> 00:11:47.389 liked Entertainment Tonight, and then whatever 00:11:47.389 --> 00:11:49.509 show was on that night. And how it was back then 00:11:49.509 --> 00:11:51.830 was like, every night was its own like, primetime 00:11:51.830 --> 00:11:53.730 show. So like on, I don't know, Mondays it was 00:11:53.730 --> 00:11:55.990 like, we're watching American Idol. On like Wednesdays, 00:11:55.990 --> 00:11:58.110 we're watching The Bachelor. Like, just cause 00:11:58.110 --> 00:12:00.610 it was on TV? And reality TV was really taking 00:12:00.610 --> 00:12:05.509 off. Um, let's see what else. Codename Kids Next 00:12:05.509 --> 00:12:08.710 Door. Shit. I love that show too. Yep. The Adventures 00:12:08.710 --> 00:12:12.629 of Jimmy Neutron. Boy, a genius. And what's new 00:12:12.629 --> 00:12:16.750 Scooby -Doo? LazyTown. Really like that. Oh my 00:12:16.750 --> 00:12:20.529 gosh. CSI Miami is another like kind of... I 00:12:20.529 --> 00:12:21.809 never watched it. I didn't either, but it started 00:12:21.809 --> 00:12:23.590 like a big deal. I never watched CSI. I didn't 00:12:23.590 --> 00:12:25.610 either, but people fucking love that shit. Did 00:12:25.610 --> 00:12:29.169 you look up movies? Oh my god, Ghost Ship. No 00:12:29.169 --> 00:12:31.870 shit. Can't believe I forgot. It's only the best 00:12:31.870 --> 00:12:35.230 movie ever. The live action of Scooby -Doo. That 00:12:35.230 --> 00:12:36.789 is like the best movie ever. That's a great movie. 00:12:37.190 --> 00:12:45.679 The Ring. Oh. That's the grudge oh fuck whatever 00:12:45.679 --> 00:12:49.899 Wow way to go Spider -man told me wire. Oh, yeah, 00:12:49.899 --> 00:12:53.639 the best spider -man signs Harry Potter the Chamber 00:12:53.639 --> 00:12:57.460 of Secrets. I just watched that 28 days later 00:12:57.460 --> 00:13:00.559 eight mile What would you do if you had one shot 00:13:00.559 --> 00:13:02.600 one opportunity? She's everything you ever wanted 00:13:02.600 --> 00:13:05.500 one moment to capture it to let it slip Lilo 00:13:05.500 --> 00:13:09.539 and Stitch. Yeah, love it. Shut the fuck up Ice 00:13:09.539 --> 00:13:13.639 Age. I remember seeing that in theaters I don't 00:13:13.639 --> 00:13:16.019 remember that. I remember going to the theater 00:13:16.019 --> 00:13:18.639 and it was Ice Age. I remember it was this boy. 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:20.980 We had a, we had like crush on each other like 00:13:20.980 --> 00:13:23.259 our whole, it was like a school trip. They let 00:13:23.259 --> 00:13:25.779 us go to the movies, but they gave us popcorn 00:13:25.779 --> 00:13:28.600 and it had the little like dinosaur toy. You 00:13:28.600 --> 00:13:32.059 know, the little like kids things and we shared 00:13:32.059 --> 00:13:34.399 a popcorn and our hands touched. Oh my God. He 00:13:34.399 --> 00:13:36.980 was also my first like kid six year old like 00:13:36.980 --> 00:13:39.580 kiss on accident. You were eight. Like a little 00:13:39.580 --> 00:13:42.299 pet. No, when I was six, he was... I knew him, 00:13:42.399 --> 00:13:44.580 like, my whole life. Oh, see, I thought you were 00:13:44.580 --> 00:13:46.779 still talking about, like, this movie. No, no, 00:13:46.779 --> 00:13:49.480 no. I'm saying, like... In general. Yes, but 00:13:49.480 --> 00:13:52.279 it was the same boy when we saw Ice Age. But 00:13:52.279 --> 00:13:54.700 he was also, when I was about six or seven or 00:13:54.700 --> 00:13:57.960 something, my first, like, little kiss. Wow. 00:13:58.000 --> 00:14:01.559 I know. My first kiss went a little like this. 00:14:02.299 --> 00:14:05.120 And twist. I remember about him, he was very 00:14:05.120 --> 00:14:08.940 into dinosaurs. and he wanted to be a paleontologist. 00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:10.980 Cool. Love that for him. And we had a... Do you 00:14:10.980 --> 00:14:14.139 think you read Jurassic Park? Maybe. Honestly, 00:14:14.159 --> 00:14:17.500 he might have. But on career day, or like we 00:14:17.500 --> 00:14:19.059 had it where you could dress up like what you 00:14:19.059 --> 00:14:23.820 wanted to be, right? He showed up in a full dinosaur 00:14:23.820 --> 00:14:27.100 costume, like with the head. And see, back in 00:14:27.100 --> 00:14:29.000 the day, we didn't just have blow up costumes. 00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:30.940 No, no, no. This was like, it was one of those 00:14:30.940 --> 00:14:33.840 kids costumes where it was like... his head was 00:14:33.840 --> 00:14:36.039 here, his face, and then there was a big ol' 00:14:36.120 --> 00:14:39.179 T -Rex head on his head. And he showed up like 00:14:39.179 --> 00:14:42.879 that for career day. And they were like, so you 00:14:42.879 --> 00:14:45.120 want to be a dinosaur? And he was like, no, I 00:14:45.120 --> 00:14:46.779 want to be a paleontologist. But I thought this 00:14:46.779 --> 00:14:49.759 was pretty close. I mean, that's cooler. He was 00:14:49.759 --> 00:14:52.519 really a fun guy. He was very fun. I hope he's 00:14:52.519 --> 00:14:55.320 doing well in life. I hope he is, too. The last 00:14:55.320 --> 00:14:57.960 one I'll say is Eight Crazy Nights. Hanukkah's 00:14:57.960 --> 00:15:01.070 coming up. Uh, one of the songs from that movie 00:15:01.070 --> 00:15:04.090 is like big on tiktok right now. Is it? Yes. 00:15:04.190 --> 00:15:06.669 I haven't been on tiktok. I'll have to see. Love 00:15:06.669 --> 00:15:08.889 that. Anything else for 2008? Do you have it? 00:15:09.009 --> 00:15:12.710 Or 2002? Jesus. Because eight crazy nights. Anything 00:15:12.710 --> 00:15:15.049 else for 2002? Do you have tornadoes? I can look 00:15:15.049 --> 00:15:17.409 up tornadoes. I can twist you up. Twist me up, 00:15:17.450 --> 00:15:19.990 twist me out, and then we'll play our game. What 00:15:19.990 --> 00:15:23.590 I like about you! I almost put 2008. See? I'm 00:15:23.590 --> 00:15:27.149 sorry. Tell me about tornadoes quickly. Okay, 00:15:27.590 --> 00:15:32.240 um, the biggest Tornadoes were F4s. Oh, okay. 00:15:32.899 --> 00:15:34.919 But there are quite a few of them. One, two, 00:15:34.960 --> 00:15:38.179 three, four, five. Wow. And one of them was in 00:15:38.179 --> 00:15:43.539 Maryland. Shit. Yeah. Wow. La Plata. Okay. La 00:15:43.539 --> 00:15:47.620 Plata, Maryland on April 28th of 2002. Wow. There 00:15:47.620 --> 00:15:53.639 were only 934 tornadoes in the US. Okay. $802 00:15:53.639 --> 00:15:58.799 .053 million damage and 55 fatalities. Wow. Fatality. 00:15:59.179 --> 00:16:01.200 Well, what a weather report. Yeah, this is if 00:16:01.200 --> 00:16:04.120 you can all the killer tornadoes that touch down 00:16:04.120 --> 00:16:06.519 or in this general area. Wow, that seems very 00:16:06.519 --> 00:16:10.240 on purpose. Yeah, they the tornadoes pick places 00:16:10.240 --> 00:16:12.720 on purpose. Because they're like, fuck this state 00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:15.279 in particular. Yeah, it has nothing to do with 00:16:15.279 --> 00:16:19.460 like land or wind or anything like that because 00:16:19.460 --> 00:16:21.820 like mountain ranges raise your hand if you've 00:16:21.820 --> 00:16:24.320 been personally victimized by tornadoes i've 00:16:24.320 --> 00:16:26.059 been victimized because i haven't been in one 00:16:26.059 --> 00:16:30.940 i'm gonna be i'm gonna have um a pole in the 00:16:30.940 --> 00:16:34.019 ground and i'm going to have a belt and i'm gonna 00:16:34.019 --> 00:16:36.080 be safe inside i'm not gonna try and kill myself 00:16:36.080 --> 00:16:39.279 in the tornado sorry i was dissociating um let's 00:16:39.279 --> 00:16:42.980 play our game how do you think about that hey 00:16:43.230 --> 00:16:45.649 Thanks for listening to 30 Dirty and Dying, the 00:16:45.649 --> 00:16:48.309 show for millennials by millennials. We get real 00:16:48.309 --> 00:16:51.029 about chronic illness, burnout, nostalgia, and 00:16:51.029 --> 00:16:53.710 why we aren't exactly thriving. If that sounds 00:16:53.710 --> 00:16:56.210 like you, join us every Thursday for new episodes. 00:16:56.370 --> 00:16:58.789 Now back to the show. All right, so we're gonna 00:16:58.789 --> 00:17:01.750 play Guess Who? And we have an actual board game. 00:17:02.289 --> 00:17:04.029 And basically, we're just gonna each, you guys 00:17:04.029 --> 00:17:06.390 remember how it goes. Now, with the real game, 00:17:06.549 --> 00:17:08.970 it's all about appearance. Like, do they have 00:17:08.970 --> 00:17:12.430 a hat on? We can do that. But I think we should 00:17:12.430 --> 00:17:15.029 also be able to use things about them that we 00:17:15.029 --> 00:17:18.109 know. Yes. Qualities, careers. Yeah. I mean, 00:17:18.130 --> 00:17:20.950 I'm also gonna do like male or female. That too. 00:17:21.250 --> 00:17:23.089 Yeah. Yeah. So we'll mix it up a little bit. 00:17:23.529 --> 00:17:25.509 Yeah. So these are pop culture figures, mostly 00:17:25.509 --> 00:17:28.569 real people. Some characters. Yep. So we're just 00:17:28.569 --> 00:17:29.930 gonna play it real. So if you hear some clicking 00:17:29.930 --> 00:17:31.750 and some clacking, that's because we have real 00:17:31.750 --> 00:17:34.700 board games. So yeah, so we each have a character 00:17:34.700 --> 00:17:37.380 that is our person, like we are that person in 00:17:37.380 --> 00:17:38.440 this moment. And then we go back and forth. And 00:17:38.440 --> 00:17:40.559 then we go back and forth. Let's, I'm going to 00:17:40.559 --> 00:17:42.640 go ahead and say all of the characters that we're 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:45.400 doing so the listeners can have an idea of what 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:47.819 could be potentially picked. Okay, yeah, good 00:17:47.819 --> 00:17:50.700 call. Okay, so we have Mr. Feeny, Missy Elliott, 00:17:50.980 --> 00:17:55.480 Shego, Flava Flav, Lance Bass, Billy Joe Armstrong, 00:17:55.900 --> 00:17:58.759 Josh Peck, Gwen Stefani, Justin Timberlake, Chad 00:17:58.759 --> 00:18:01.920 Michael Murray, Hilary Duff, Chad Kroger, Kelly 00:18:01.920 --> 00:18:04.710 Rowland, Eminem, Ashley Simpson, Paris Hilton, 00:18:04.950 --> 00:18:09.470 Lindsay Lohan, Nellie, Luda, Amanda Vines, it's 00:18:09.470 --> 00:18:12.109 Brittany, bitch, Christina Aguilera, Robert Pattinson, 00:18:12.289 --> 00:18:14.710 and Adam Brody. Yep. And I love the specific 00:18:14.710 --> 00:18:16.609 picture that you chose for Robert Pattinson. 00:18:17.009 --> 00:18:19.109 Well, yeah, he's Denver Cullen. Yeah. The skin 00:18:19.109 --> 00:18:23.109 of a killer. I tried to use pictures of everyone 00:18:23.109 --> 00:18:26.230 that was from that time, from their heyday in 00:18:26.230 --> 00:18:30.359 the 2000s. So that was my goal. Alright, I will 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:32.720 pick someone that I'm pretty sure you will not 00:18:32.720 --> 00:18:35.440 pick. Okay. I don't know what that even means, 00:18:35.599 --> 00:18:37.940 but continue. Okay. So do you want to start or 00:18:37.940 --> 00:18:40.779 do you want me to? I'll start. Um, are you a 00:18:40.779 --> 00:18:44.720 female? Yes. Okay. Okay. Are you a male? Yes. 00:18:45.039 --> 00:18:48.359 Okay! We don't have the same person. Well this 00:18:48.359 --> 00:18:50.180 sucks, because my next question was are you a 00:18:50.180 --> 00:18:51.460 singer, but they're pretty much all singers. 00:18:52.029 --> 00:18:54.589 It is a dude. It's a dude, right? Yeah, I'm a 00:18:54.589 --> 00:18:58.630 dude. I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. 00:18:58.750 --> 00:19:04.869 And we're all dudes, yeah. Okay, um, are you 00:19:04.869 --> 00:19:12.250 a real person? Yes. Um, are you an actor? Yes. 00:19:12.789 --> 00:19:16.670 Okay. I was like, wait, who am I? Oh, wait, can 00:19:16.670 --> 00:19:19.069 I, can I show you a question a little bit? Fine. 00:19:19.250 --> 00:19:23.400 Are you primarily an actor? yes okay okay so 00:19:23.400 --> 00:19:27.019 then i'm gonna ask you are you primarily a singer 00:19:27.019 --> 00:19:30.160 no because a lot of these these ladies and gents 00:19:30.160 --> 00:19:33.859 cross they cross lines wait you said you're not 00:19:33.859 --> 00:19:37.759 primarily no a singer no well but bernie spears 00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:40.720 acted but she's primarily a singer yeah i would 00:19:40.720 --> 00:19:44.319 not be like well crossroads um but i also don't 00:19:44.319 --> 00:19:46.119 remember if ashley simpson acted i don't think 00:19:46.119 --> 00:19:48.200 she did not okay all right yeah we're getting 00:19:48.200 --> 00:19:52.920 down to it um You a comedian? Yeah. Are you Josh 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:59.740 Peck? I am Josh Peck! Yes! Woo! Oprah! Um... 00:19:59.740 --> 00:20:02.180 Hug me, bruh! Hug me, brother! I'm not calling 00:20:02.180 --> 00:20:06.720 you a truther! Alright. Okay. Um, did you do 00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:10.660 drugs? Probably. I don't know if it was ever 00:20:10.660 --> 00:20:13.779 confirmed, but I believe so. It wasn't confirmed? 00:20:13.980 --> 00:20:16.059 Not that it comes to mind. Okay, are you Paris 00:20:16.059 --> 00:20:19.069 Hilton? No. Oh, these two have been confirmed 00:20:19.069 --> 00:20:21.710 drugs and this person definitely hasn't. Well, 00:20:21.710 --> 00:20:27.190 maybe I did. Um, were you a teenage drama queen? 00:20:27.710 --> 00:20:31.170 No. Are you Hilary Duff? No. Are you Amanda Vines? 00:20:31.289 --> 00:20:34.250 Yes, I'm Amanda Vines. What do you mean? You 00:20:34.250 --> 00:20:36.230 don't think you did drugs? I don't know if she 00:20:36.230 --> 00:20:38.250 did drugs. I know she had mental health problems, 00:20:38.250 --> 00:20:40.049 but I didn't know if she ever did actual drugs. 00:20:40.170 --> 00:20:41.269 Yeah, I'm pretty sure she actually did drugs. 00:20:41.289 --> 00:20:43.509 See, I didn't know that. Lindsay Lohan got arrested 00:20:43.509 --> 00:20:45.750 for drugs. Like, I know that. I don't know that 00:20:45.750 --> 00:20:48.859 Amanda - Bynes did. I thought she did drugs. 00:20:49.099 --> 00:20:51.359 Well, yeah, I was Amanda Bynes. So, man to man 00:20:51.359 --> 00:20:53.660 to man to man to man to man to man to man to 00:20:53.660 --> 00:20:58.180 man to man to man to show. Okay, all right. Okay, 00:20:58.500 --> 00:21:03.779 I've got my person. I got my person. Okay. You 00:21:03.779 --> 00:21:07.319 go first. I go first. Yes. Um, are you a man? 00:21:07.660 --> 00:21:12.119 Yes. Okay. I also have a man this time. Okay, 00:21:12.299 --> 00:21:13.819 it's a question. You took one question, but I'll 00:21:13.819 --> 00:21:15.079 go ahead and take all the females down. Thank 00:21:15.079 --> 00:21:19.049 you. Just so we, you know, keep it, keep it rollin'. 00:21:19.049 --> 00:21:22.049 Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'. What? Okay. 00:21:22.170 --> 00:21:23.609 Go ahead and ask a question since I took years 00:21:23.609 --> 00:21:27.730 away, but are you a singer? Primarily. Not a 00:21:27.730 --> 00:21:33.390 singer. Do you rap? Yes. Okay. Um, do you rap? 00:21:33.990 --> 00:21:37.470 No. Um, do you like clocks? No. No more than 00:21:37.470 --> 00:21:41.440 the next fucking guy. Were you in a band? No, 00:21:41.519 --> 00:21:44.259 these chicks don't even know the name of my band. 00:21:44.859 --> 00:21:47.079 I'm trying to think of specific things. Yeah, 00:21:47.079 --> 00:21:49.519 me too. But I also want to get like more than 00:21:49.519 --> 00:21:52.259 one. Were you bullied for being a rapper? Did 00:21:52.259 --> 00:21:54.339 you have to like go down the eight mile? I don't 00:21:54.339 --> 00:21:57.279 think so. I'm not aware of any beef with this 00:21:57.279 --> 00:22:02.859 person. Are you an elderly gentleman? Yes. Okay, 00:22:03.319 --> 00:22:07.400 do you like bandages? I love bandages. Are you 00:22:07.400 --> 00:22:10.829 Nellie? It's getting hot in here so I will take 00:22:10.829 --> 00:22:15.509 off all my clothes but not my band -aid. The 00:22:15.509 --> 00:22:17.990 fact that you didn't get a brand deal, a band 00:22:17.990 --> 00:22:23.450 deal with band -aid? Crazy. That was a good one. 00:22:23.529 --> 00:22:26.609 That was a good one. Alright. Okay. I am ready 00:22:26.609 --> 00:22:30.890 when you are. Me too. Okay. Are you female? No. 00:22:31.329 --> 00:22:33.869 I'm gonna start a little different. Are you a 00:22:33.869 --> 00:22:37.569 musician? Primarily. No. Okay. Have you ever 00:22:37.569 --> 00:22:41.490 walked down the Boulevard of Birkin Dreams? No, 00:22:41.750 --> 00:22:46.430 definitely not. See, like, I want to get more 00:22:46.430 --> 00:22:48.130 down, but like, I want to ask those questions, 00:22:48.150 --> 00:22:52.269 you know. I like the specifics. Yeah. Are you 00:22:52.269 --> 00:22:56.329 a drawing? Am I a drawing? Yeah. One could say 00:22:56.329 --> 00:22:59.529 perhaps. I don't know what the - Are you an animated 00:22:59.529 --> 00:23:03.920 person? Yes. Are you Shego? I'm Shego. What do 00:23:03.920 --> 00:23:06.420 you mean one could say for animation? I don't 00:23:06.420 --> 00:23:08.559 know how they animate that. I don't know if they 00:23:08.559 --> 00:23:10.599 draw it first. It could just be all CGI. Okay, 00:23:10.680 --> 00:23:13.140 well you're I win your shego. Fuck. Do you have 00:23:13.140 --> 00:23:15.559 the skin of a killer Bella? Absolutely not. Okay. 00:23:16.279 --> 00:23:20.819 Um, do you have a pretty smile? I mean, it's 00:23:20.819 --> 00:23:23.119 fine. But I don't think it's okay. So not Chad 00:23:23.119 --> 00:23:26.160 Michael Murray got it. Oh, okay. No, I'm not. 00:23:26.440 --> 00:23:30.559 But Do you love yourself? What the fuck could 00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:32.680 you be talking about? I know someone that you, 00:23:32.839 --> 00:23:35.240 Clarissa, love. And I just want to know if you 00:23:35.240 --> 00:23:37.759 love. Oh, oh, as me. Yeah. Does Clarissa love 00:23:37.759 --> 00:23:39.940 this person? Does Clarissa love you? Clarissa 00:23:39.940 --> 00:23:41.759 has no strong feelings about this person. Okay, 00:23:41.759 --> 00:23:43.299 so you're not Lance Bass. Absolutely not, no. 00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:45.599 And I don't think you're gonna pick Feening after 00:23:45.599 --> 00:23:47.700 I pick Feening. No. I'm gonna try not to repeat. 00:23:48.079 --> 00:23:52.339 Okay. Okay, well then you're not Natalie. And 00:23:52.339 --> 00:23:56.880 then you're not Josh Peck. Do I know who you 00:23:56.880 --> 00:23:59.690 are before this moment? Yeah, okay, so you're 00:23:59.690 --> 00:24:05.349 not Adam Brody Do you like to drive cars fast 00:24:05.349 --> 00:24:07.970 would you say it's fast and furious perhaps no, 00:24:08.069 --> 00:24:16.190 okay, so you're not Luda Like I don't know he 00:24:16.190 --> 00:24:18.089 probably does but what do you mean do you like 00:24:18.089 --> 00:24:22.230 ramen noodles not on my head? Okay. Do you like 00:24:22.230 --> 00:24:26.690 pumpkins? and New York City? No. Me trying to 00:24:26.690 --> 00:24:28.549 weave together whatever the fuck is going on 00:24:28.549 --> 00:24:32.349 in your head right now. You're being too weird 00:24:32.349 --> 00:24:35.529 about this. Okay, you're not Flavor Flav. Are 00:24:35.529 --> 00:24:38.230 you Chad Krueger? Yes. Cool. You're not gonna 00:24:38.230 --> 00:24:41.210 even ask me if I like photographs? Look at this 00:24:41.210 --> 00:24:45.710 graph! God, that was a long walk for a short 00:24:45.710 --> 00:24:48.789 drink of water, Courtney. Jesus Christ. I just 00:24:48.789 --> 00:24:51.630 wanted to be specific. I could tell. All right, 00:24:51.950 --> 00:24:55.940 um... Okay, I have a person. So do I. Okay. I'll 00:24:55.940 --> 00:25:01.160 start. Were you on Disney Channel? I don't know. 00:25:02.640 --> 00:25:05.519 Please hold. Okay. I don't think so, but I don't 00:25:05.519 --> 00:25:11.799 want to say no. Yes. You were. Okay. Are you 00:25:11.799 --> 00:25:14.720 an actor? No. I don't think at all, actually. 00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:17.480 Wait, Adam Brody's actor, right? Yeah. Would 00:25:17.480 --> 00:25:20.200 you consider Ludacris an actor? Because he's 00:25:20.200 --> 00:25:23.319 in Fast and Furious. No, but - I just don't think 00:25:23.319 --> 00:25:25.720 this person has ever acted. Not that I know of. 00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:29.640 Has never acted. Not to my knowledge. It's not 00:25:29.640 --> 00:25:32.319 Ludacris. So. Okay. You can put Ludacris down. 00:25:33.099 --> 00:25:35.440 Sorry, Luda. They're certainly not primarily 00:25:35.440 --> 00:25:37.980 an actor. Wait, what am I putting down? I've 00:25:37.980 --> 00:25:39.900 already forgot what I'm doing. You asked me if 00:25:39.900 --> 00:25:42.099 they were an actor. So they're not an actor. 00:25:42.160 --> 00:25:43.839 They're not an actor. They're not primarily an 00:25:43.839 --> 00:25:47.920 actor. I don't think they ever acted. Okay. Okay. 00:25:48.480 --> 00:25:51.960 Are you a man? I already forget. Yes. Like, wait 00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:56.740 a second, who am I? Who am I? You, female. I 00:25:56.740 --> 00:25:59.779 am. Okay. I know, like, we're still gonna ask 00:25:59.779 --> 00:26:01.440 those things, but I'm trying to, like, mix it 00:26:01.440 --> 00:26:03.619 up. So that that's not always the first thing 00:26:03.619 --> 00:26:08.039 I say. Yeah. Uh, were you in a band? I should 00:26:08.039 --> 00:26:09.759 have picked someone I knew more about. Jesus 00:26:09.759 --> 00:26:14.839 Christ, who knew who? You'll know soon. No. I'm 00:26:14.839 --> 00:26:16.299 sure I think I might have put down the wrong 00:26:16.299 --> 00:26:18.940 people. I just feel like he's the type of person 00:26:18.940 --> 00:26:22.359 that would do a lot of things. Okay. Do you like 00:26:22.359 --> 00:26:26.660 Excel worksheets? What? Do you like Excel worksheets? 00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:30.380 Not particularly, no. I'll say what you did there. 00:26:31.619 --> 00:26:38.279 Are you Caucasian? Yes. Okay. Do you sing pop 00:26:38.279 --> 00:26:42.059 music? Sometimes. So I'm not known for pop music. 00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:45.079 I wouldn't say so. Am I known for music? Yes. 00:26:47.620 --> 00:26:52.200 but Not pop not not Are you Missy Elliott? I 00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:57.839 am whoo Missy Would you say that you were a teen 00:26:57.839 --> 00:27:00.660 heartthrob? Yeah Are you Chad Michael Murray? 00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:03.980 I am Chad Michael Murray All right, Missy and 00:27:03.980 --> 00:27:09.680 Chad Michael Murray super duper fly Yeah I have 00:27:09.680 --> 00:27:14.400 my person. Okay, I do too. Cool. Are you female? 00:27:14.539 --> 00:27:19.750 I am K Are you female? I am. Um, are you animated? 00:27:20.309 --> 00:27:21.890 Well, no, you're not gonna you're not gonna do 00:27:21.890 --> 00:27:24.450 she go. I'm not animated. So no. Okay. Well, 00:27:24.529 --> 00:27:27.549 I just ruined it. I ruined it. Soiled it. Soiled 00:27:27.549 --> 00:27:32.630 it. Were you ever on reality TV? Yes. Paris Hilton. 00:27:32.849 --> 00:27:39.210 I am. That's hot. I love it. Okay. Um, do you 00:27:39.210 --> 00:27:42.579 have a famous sister? I do. Are you Ashley Simpson? 00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:46.420 I am! Woo! Monday, I am waiting. On a Tuesday, 00:27:46.720 --> 00:27:51.400 I am... Dating. On a Wednesday, I can't sleep. 00:27:51.819 --> 00:27:55.420 Um, are you a musician, primarily? Yes. Are you 00:27:55.420 --> 00:28:00.359 an actor, primarily? No. Not an actor, primarily. 00:28:00.599 --> 00:28:02.460 No. I'll just say right now, not an actor at 00:28:02.460 --> 00:28:06.900 all. Never an actor. No. Okay. I would say if 00:28:06.900 --> 00:28:09.140 you don't know, you can leave it up. But like, 00:28:09.400 --> 00:28:12.599 if you know someone has acted, at least at all, 00:28:12.839 --> 00:28:15.759 you're not sure you can keep them up. Are you 00:28:15.759 --> 00:28:23.940 a woman? No. Are you female? No. Is your genre 00:28:23.940 --> 00:28:29.559 of music rap? No. Is your favorite color green? 00:28:30.119 --> 00:28:33.539 Bitch, it might be. Are you Billy Joe Armstrong? 00:28:33.740 --> 00:28:38.660 Absolutely, I am. Okay. Are you? I am! Oh, look 00:28:38.660 --> 00:28:41.119 at us together on this full board of broken dreams! 00:28:43.440 --> 00:28:46.180 See, it happened and it was fine. We were the 00:28:46.180 --> 00:28:48.680 same person and it was great. We took very different 00:28:48.680 --> 00:28:50.819 approaches to get there. We did. Yes. You're 00:28:50.819 --> 00:28:53.680 listening to 30 Dirty and Dying. If you're in 00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:56.539 your late 20s and your early 30s and don't quite 00:28:56.539 --> 00:28:58.720 feel like an adult, but you certainly don't feel 00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:01.329 like a kid anymore. you may have found the right 00:29:01.329 --> 00:29:04.930 podcast. Every week we wade through our own existential 00:29:04.930 --> 00:29:07.509 crisis and figure out what life is supposed to 00:29:07.509 --> 00:29:10.509 look like on this side of 30 and relive some 00:29:10.509 --> 00:29:12.769 of our favorite memories from years gone by. 00:29:12.890 --> 00:29:14.490 We'd love to have you along for the ride, so 00:29:14.490 --> 00:29:16.890 make sure you follow and find us on social media 00:29:16.890 --> 00:29:19.789 at 3 -0 -dirty -and -dying to keep up with what 00:29:19.789 --> 00:29:22.309 we're doing next. I'm ready. Am I going first? 00:29:22.990 --> 00:29:25.990 Yeah, why not? Okay, are you female? No. It's 00:29:25.990 --> 00:29:27.849 just easier to get rid of a bunch when I ask 00:29:27.849 --> 00:29:33.019 things like that. Yeah. Are you an actor? Yes. 00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:37.900 Okay. Are you a singer? Slash rapper? Yes. I'm 00:29:37.900 --> 00:29:42.420 a musician. Musician. Are you a woman? No. Are 00:29:42.420 --> 00:29:47.420 you, for you, a teen heartthrob? I don't think 00:29:47.420 --> 00:29:53.180 so. No. Were you in Mean Girls? No. Bye, Lindsey. 00:29:53.819 --> 00:30:01.670 She doesn't even go here! do you like um i'm 00:30:01.670 --> 00:30:04.329 trying to be different were you on reality tv 00:30:04.329 --> 00:30:07.470 not to my i don't i don't think so um were you 00:30:07.470 --> 00:30:09.950 on the hit disney general show lizzie maquire 00:30:09.950 --> 00:30:13.970 no didn't you ask if i was a man or a woman yeah 00:30:13.970 --> 00:30:17.470 and i when you said woman i said no fuck i fucked 00:30:17.470 --> 00:30:19.410 up i was like why are you asking me these things 00:30:19.410 --> 00:30:23.309 start over i misheard you so you're a dude i'm 00:30:23.309 --> 00:30:28.089 a dude are you ludicrous no I can't not, you 00:30:28.089 --> 00:30:29.890 know? Yeah, yeah, totally. Were you in a boy 00:30:29.890 --> 00:30:32.849 band? No. I know, I have to redo some questions 00:30:32.849 --> 00:30:37.289 here, but... Are you in a band? No. Do you have 00:30:37.289 --> 00:30:41.410 the skin of a killer? I do! I love that I fucked 00:30:41.410 --> 00:30:44.549 up, and I still got it. Robert Pattinson, baby! 00:30:45.049 --> 00:30:47.890 Well, now I don't know who you are. Cause Eminem's 00:30:47.890 --> 00:30:51.089 in D12. Not right now. But he was in a band. 00:30:51.210 --> 00:30:53.369 You said, are you in a band? Okay, are you Eminem? 00:30:53.630 --> 00:30:56.680 Yes. Okay. We both fucked up, I'm out. These 00:30:56.680 --> 00:31:00.420 chicks don't even know the name of my band. But 00:31:00.420 --> 00:31:03.099 they're all on me like they wanna hold hands. 00:31:04.180 --> 00:31:08.559 Uh, okay. Okay. Are you a dude? No. Now, you 00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:10.759 have to put the dudes down. I'm going to. Look, 00:31:10.819 --> 00:31:14.299 I fucked up one time. God. You know, we all make 00:31:14.299 --> 00:31:16.259 mistakes. Wait a minute, I forgot who I was. 00:31:16.339 --> 00:31:18.059 No, I don't. I know who I am. I'm good. Are you 00:31:18.059 --> 00:31:22.829 a dude? No, I'm a lady. Lady! I'm putting dudes 00:31:22.829 --> 00:31:25.829 down, okay? Seeing it's hard sometimes you - 00:31:25.829 --> 00:31:28.170 So you're a lady. I'm a lady and you're a lady. 00:31:28.269 --> 00:31:31.309 I'm a lady. Alright, we're good. Are you blonde 00:31:31.309 --> 00:31:35.329 in this photo? Yes. You are, okay. Are you known 00:31:35.329 --> 00:31:38.910 for being an actress? Yes. Um, are you a genie 00:31:38.910 --> 00:31:43.069 in a bottle, baby? Yes. Christina? Yeah! I love 00:31:43.069 --> 00:31:45.150 when I fake the most random shit. I was gonna 00:31:45.150 --> 00:31:47.549 ask you if you like to get freaky. No, not pretent 00:31:47.549 --> 00:31:50.369 - I don't think at all really. Okay. On Fridays? 00:31:50.839 --> 00:31:55.400 No. Okay. Um, did you start acting young? Very 00:31:55.400 --> 00:31:57.019 young. Yeah, pretty young. Okay, so are you a 00:31:57.019 --> 00:31:59.799 man of mine? No. Oh, are you Hilarita? Absolutely, 00:31:59.839 --> 00:32:04.299 I am. Come and clean! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Okay, I 00:32:04.299 --> 00:32:08.339 have my person. Okay, so do I. Okay. Are you 00:32:08.339 --> 00:32:12.119 a man? Yes. Are you a man? No. You are a man, 00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:17.059 right? I am a man. Okay. I'm confused. Um, are 00:32:17.059 --> 00:32:20.259 you a rapper? Yes. Okay. Do you have blonde hair? 00:32:20.930 --> 00:32:24.210 No. Um, were you ever in Fast and the Furious? 00:32:24.450 --> 00:32:28.029 No. Okay. Bye, Luda. I'm gonna say this again. 00:32:28.170 --> 00:32:30.069 Do you like Excel worksheets? I fucking love 00:32:30.069 --> 00:32:32.390 it. Are you Kelly Rowland? I absolutely am, yes. 00:32:33.230 --> 00:32:37.289 Were you ever on a VH1 reality show? Yes. Slave 00:32:37.289 --> 00:32:41.940 of Flays! Slave of Flays! Amaze. I still can't 00:32:41.940 --> 00:32:43.920 get over my, do you like pumpkins in New York 00:32:43.920 --> 00:32:45.900 City? Yeah, that took me a minute. I was like, 00:32:45.960 --> 00:32:47.799 wait a minute, what? I'm still kind of proud 00:32:47.799 --> 00:32:49.559 of my, do you have the skin of a killer? But 00:32:49.559 --> 00:32:50.880 I already asked you that when I asked if you 00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:53.099 were Robert Pattinson. Did you? Yeah. Well, I'm 00:32:53.099 --> 00:32:55.339 proud of both of us, then. I'm proud of both 00:32:55.339 --> 00:32:57.559 of us. All right, I'm ready. You know what I 00:32:57.559 --> 00:33:00.319 just realized? What? I said I was Christina Aguilera, 00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:06.960 but I was Gwen Stefani. No, you were not. Because 00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:08.779 I was looking at the pictures like, wait. You 00:33:08.779 --> 00:33:10.839 were Christina Aguilera because you said you 00:33:10.839 --> 00:33:14.799 were. Because I said I was, but I wasn't. Um, 00:33:14.940 --> 00:33:19.079 okay. Alright, are you a woman? No. Okay. Are 00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:22.279 you a woman? I absolutely am. Okay. Girl power. 00:33:22.500 --> 00:33:27.380 You're a dude, right? I'm a dude. Are you blonde 00:33:27.380 --> 00:33:30.759 in this picture? Kind of. Do you think I don't 00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:32.819 remember where I put anybody? I realize that 00:33:32.819 --> 00:33:35.079 you put them differently on your list, so that's 00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:36.880 why. Yeah, I had to, so it wouldn't match. Okay. 00:33:37.869 --> 00:33:47.029 Um, are you wearing a hat? No. Are you... Were 00:33:47.029 --> 00:33:50.789 you an actor primarily? No. Were you an actor 00:33:50.789 --> 00:33:55.509 primarily? No. Were you an in -sync? Yes. I gotta 00:33:55.509 --> 00:33:58.730 come in close with this. Are you Gwen Stefani? 00:33:58.890 --> 00:34:02.390 No. Fuck! Are you gay? I'm not known to be gay. 00:34:02.589 --> 00:34:05.410 Justin Timberlake? Yes. Is that you? Yeah. It's 00:34:05.410 --> 00:34:08.309 gonna be May! Are you Christina Aguilera? No. 00:34:08.449 --> 00:34:10.650 Are you Britney Spears? Absolutely, I am. It's 00:34:10.650 --> 00:34:13.050 Britney, bitch! Alright, one more for all the 00:34:13.050 --> 00:34:16.530 marbles. All the marbles! The final round, you 00:34:16.530 --> 00:34:19.250 guys! It's the final countdown! Pick somebody 00:34:19.250 --> 00:34:24.949 good, pick somebody good. Let's see. Alright, 00:34:25.210 --> 00:34:29.989 I believe I am all good to go. Me too. Alright. 00:34:31.150 --> 00:34:38.269 Um, are you... A musician. Primarily. No. Okay. 00:34:38.750 --> 00:34:43.210 Are you an actor? Primarily. No. Never. I mean, 00:34:43.329 --> 00:34:44.989 I don't know if I'd say never, I don't know, 00:34:45.010 --> 00:34:47.969 but not primarily. I can't think of anything. 00:34:48.230 --> 00:34:50.250 Okay, so you are not primarily an actor. No, 00:34:50.309 --> 00:34:52.110 I don't think I've, I can't think of anything 00:34:52.110 --> 00:34:55.710 I've acted in. And you don't think reality TV 00:34:55.710 --> 00:35:01.670 is acting? I do not know. Okay. Are you a woman? 00:35:01.909 --> 00:35:04.829 Yes. Are you a woman? No. Have you ever been 00:35:04.829 --> 00:35:08.710 in a movie with Jamie Lee Curtis? Yes. Lindsay 00:35:08.710 --> 00:35:14.050 Lohan? Yes! Yes! Are you Lance Bass? I am. I 00:35:14.050 --> 00:35:15.670 had to be Lance at least once. You had to be 00:35:15.670 --> 00:35:18.130 Lance at least once. Oh man, well that was fun. 00:35:18.210 --> 00:35:21.769 Yeah! I enjoyed playing millennial -fied Guess 00:35:21.769 --> 00:35:25.010 Who with you. And we'll post pictures of these 00:35:25.010 --> 00:35:27.389 boards and if you guys have an old Guess Who 00:35:27.389 --> 00:35:29.510 game down in the basement, you can do this too. 00:35:29.550 --> 00:35:32.340 Or Attic. Wherever wherever you keep your board 00:35:32.340 --> 00:35:34.599 games if you have guess who and you want to play 00:35:34.599 --> 00:35:37.400 this You can just print out pictures. You don't 00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:39.340 have to literally what I didn't do guess who 00:35:39.340 --> 00:35:41.519 like fruits edition. We could just be fruits 00:35:41.519 --> 00:35:44.000 Yeah, we can play guess who again. We can play 00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:46.099 this again with the same one We could I have 00:35:46.099 --> 00:35:48.940 different people that cuz I printed out too many. 00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:50.739 So if you guys want us to do this again Yeah, 00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:54.860 I think having two not real people on here was 00:35:54.860 --> 00:35:59.170 more difficult. Yeah. Yeah But Mr. Feeny is an 00:35:59.170 --> 00:36:01.070 icon. He is. And we've been talking about She 00:36:01.070 --> 00:36:03.190 -Go a lot this season, so I felt like I just 00:36:03.190 --> 00:36:06.130 had to put her in there. I agree. But I have 00:36:06.130 --> 00:36:07.869 a whole bunch. So we could definitely play this 00:36:07.869 --> 00:36:09.789 again. If you guys liked it, just let us know 00:36:09.789 --> 00:36:12.949 and we'll redo our boards and we'll play Guess 00:36:12.949 --> 00:36:15.949 Who again. So thanks for listening so much to 00:36:15.949 --> 00:36:17.969 this episode. Yes, thank you so much. All right. 00:36:18.070 --> 00:36:30.360 Have a great day, guys. We love you. Bye. And 00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:35.980 I need you, and I miss you, and now I wonder 00:36:35.980 --> 00:36:42.719 If I could fall into the sky Do you think time 00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:45.579 would pass us by?