Welcome back. Hello. It's 30 Dirty and Dying,
bitch. Whoa. Starting off strong. Well, I wanted
to, you know, pay homage to Britney. Millennial
chaos. Welcome back to the show. It's your favorite
millennial podcast. I'm Clarissa. I'm Kourtney.
And we're... getting through our 30s with millennial
nostalgia, chaos, dark humor, and everything
else that we're using to get through. And maybe
you are too. So if you found us, hopefully that
fits your vibe. And hopefully you stay. Today
we are gonna be, we're gonna play a game. We
love games. We do love games. So I had this idea
to play, do you remember the board game Guess
Who? with the little flippies. I remember the
board game Guess Who. Yes. So I thought it would
be fun to play Guess Who, but with millennial
pop culture figures that we both know or mostly
know and that most millennials, I think, regardless
of where you fall in the millennial timeline,
you probably are at least somewhat aware of.
These are celebrities except for like a couple
of fictional characters, but mostly real people.
And I tried to keep it within the early to mid
-ish 2000s is roughly where we are. There are
a few outliers, but that's the era. That's a
sweet spot. So I literally made game boards.
I love it. You'll have to post pictures. Oh,
I will. For the Insta. I definitely will. Also,
I had to go on Amazon to find the original Guess
Who, because the one they sell in Target now
is like Guess Who 2 .0. And the board is totally
different. And I guess the gameplay is different.
They have this weird thing on the top. And I
don't I don't know. But I was like, I don't know
how to do this. I had a big old person moment.
I was like, because I was just gonna get into
Target. And I was like, I don't fucking know.
I don't even know what how to do this. Like,
I don't know what this is. I don't know how I'll
customize it. So fucking no. So yeah, I had to
go on Amazon and find the original one. It wasn't
that hard to find. But yeah, yeah. And I was
just like, I mean, maybe it's the same game.
Maybe it's only just slightly different, but
it feels. Yeah, I mean, it's the same gameplay.
It's just you don't flick them down. Yeah, you
like, I guess. But then when I when I got this
on Amazon on the box, it says original pictures
and gameplay. So I do think it's slightly different.
Maybe. Which no hate, just hate. Hey, we're gonna
do this a ridge. That's all we know. Yeah, I
can't I couldn't do it. I like short circuited
when I was trying to figure out how I was gonna
do what it was in my head. You know, millennials
can't figure it out. cringe, whatever we're gonna
play a game today. I did speaking of millennials
and cringe. I saw a TikTok. I thought you were
gonna be like, I looked in the mirror. No. Haha,
you got me. No, I was I was watching a TikTok
and the girl was just like, guys, we're healing.
No one said spoopy for Halloween. And I'm like,
did Millennials do that? I never did. I think
it's stupid. I vaguely remember it being a thing.
I always hated it. Yeah, I vaguely remember it.
Who says spoopy? Hopefully no one else. spoopy
pooping. Well, so we should we should we jump
into back in time so we can get to? Yeah, well,
you're back in time. All right. So two thousand
and two. Oh, something good. This was a good
year for music. I know we usually end with music,
but this was a good fucking year for me. OK,
I'm just going to we're going off. This is what
was hitting the charts. OK. How You Remind Me
from Nickelback. This is how you remind me of
what I really am. Hot in here, Nellie. It's getting
hot in here, so take off all your clothes. I
would, I changed the lyrics to cold in here.
Oh. It's getting cold in here, so put on all
your clothes. I am getting so cold. I want to
put a coat on. I love that. Also Dilemma. by
Nellie and Kelly Rowland. Is that the one where
she's in Excel? Yeah. She's texting in Excel.
Yeah. Nice. I love that. I love that song. I
love that video too. Nellie really had a big
old moment. I remember I had the cassette tape
of his album Nellyville. I also had it on CD.
I got it on CD later but I had the cassette tape.
My mom got it for me probably right around 2002.
Nice. Yeah. She was really surprised when she
picked it up and it had a song also called Pimp
Juice on it but I listened to the whole thing
so whatever. My mom was one of those people that
like was really weird about when I got into like
rock music and like metal and like that but she
would any, any like rap or hip hop CD or music
I wanted. She just didn't even think one thought
about it. Which is crazy. I would think opposite.
Yeah, because the language is normally worse.
Yeah. But you know, she was like, well, they're
not talking about the devil. So I guess it's
fine. Okay, cool. Yeah, I was raised on the whole
Biggie Tupac situation, which now who even I
mean, we all know, allegedly, whatever. Complicated.
by Avril Lavigne. I have to go and make things
so complicated. See the way you're acting like
you're somebody else gets me frustrated. A life's
like this you. You fall and you crawl and you
make and you break what you get and you turn
it into honesty. You promise me you're never
gonna find you're faking. No, no, no. A thousand
miles and I will walk. No. Jesus Christ. If I
could just hold you tonight Why can I only picture
Terry Crews though? Oh, yeah, that's the only
thing I'm sorry, Vanessa Carlson. It's just Terry
Crews. That's his song now, you know. What else?
Came out in 2001, but The Middle, by Jimmy Eat
World. It just takes some time, little girl,
you're in the middle after a while. Everything,
everything will be just fine. Everything, everything
will be alright, alright. I'm on. Guitar Hero
World Tour. I love to play that on the drums.
That was my drum song. I could totally understand
why now that you say that. I didn't know that
NSYNC and Nellie did a collab song called Girlfriend.
I'm not your girlfriend, baby. I doubt that's
it. Not your little sex toy. Oh, Soak Up the
Sun. I'm gonna soak up the sun. Speaking of 303.
Yeah. Guess who's going to Warped Tour. Are you
fucking serious? VIP, baby! Oh my god! Can I
go? Michael only got two tickets. Oh, sad. Can
you just put it in your backpack? Yeah. Get a
big backpack. Backpack, backpack! All the stuff
that's loaded up with things and knickknacks
too. Yep. Oh, that's so good. You know, honestly,
I say I want to go but I couldn't survive it.
That's why he got VIP. Because he knew I couldn't
survive it otherwise. No. It's air conditioned
bathrooms. Oh, good for you. VIP. Soak up the
fun. You want to know more about 2002? Yeah,
please. Sorry. Okay. Halle Berry became the first
black actress to win the Academy Award for Best
Actress. I know she won it for Monster Ball.
Which I do not love that movie, but she did well
in it. Like, she totally deserved the award.
Uh, Bed Affleck was People's Sexiest Man Alive?
I don't get that. But that's when he was - wasn't
that when he was with J .Lo the first time? Mm
-hmm. It was really all happening for him? Uh,
Justin Timberlake, thirst -trapped on the cover
of Rolling Stones. It's just Rolling Stone, by
the way. Oh, I add S's to things. You do. I've
noticed that a bit. You're like, it needs to
be plural. I wouldn't call that a thirst trap.
But you know, honestly, I have nothing against
Justin Timberlake. I do. I don't I don't really
I don't I have no strong feelings. You have no
opinion about how he treated Britney Spears?
Because they that's also when they officially
broke up. We've talked about this before. I'm
not saying he did good things. But I'm just saying
like, I'm not gonna vilify someone for being
a shitty boyfriend. at 19 or 20 yeah that's true
you know what i'm saying like and now if this
was a pattern and if we find out it's pattern
and he's been a shitty husband to Jessica Beale
and we find out all these things sure okay but
from what i know i'm not saying he's great i
just don't i have no need to be like you suck
ramen head like i just i have no strong i have
no strong feelings and you know he But he was
never like one of my favorites in NSYNC. No problem.
But it was always like Lance Bass, JC Chazee,
even Joey fucking Fatone. I love Joey Fatone.
I do too. More now. More now. But looking back,
I was like, man, look at you with your red hair.
He did like the bright red crimson hair. He really,
really killed it. I think I'm more attracted
to his type now, you know? Now, yes. Like the
dad bod type of like funny. Yeah, he's funny.
He's always like had that more like fun personality.
Yeah, and I appreciate it more now than I did
then. Yeah. Whatever. Michael Jackson caused
an international controversy after he dangled
Prince Michael the second off the balcony of
his hotel room. Blanket! Blanket! I guess. Yeah,
I remember that. The Anna Nicole show premiered
on E! Oh shit, really? Yeah. Huh. I did watch
that. A good bit. Me too. Oh shit. What? Yu -Gi
-Oh cards. Oh, those were all the rage. I was
more Pokemon gal. I never had Yu -Gi -Oh, I loved
Pokemon. I didn't have Yu -Gi -Oh cards, but
I watched Yu -Gi -Oh. I mean, I watched it sometimes.
Like if it was on the Saturday morning cartoon
block, I would sit and watch it. I watched Yu
-Gi -Oh more than I watched Pokemon. I didn't
really watch Pokemon. I watched Pokemon. But
with the cards, I was a hipster pure. I was a
Pokemon purist. You know what I mean? But I remember
a bunch of like the boys in my classes like loved
Yu -Gi -Oh! So I got hip to the show. In the
cards. The Eminem show was the biggest selling
album of the year. Oh, hell yeah. Selling 7 .6
million copies. Absolutely. As it should have.
You want to know some shows that came out? Yeah.
George Lopez show. Just that. Don't don't don't
the lowrider song. Yeah, no. Kim Possible. Yeah,
let's sit. What I like about you. What I like
about you. You really know how to dance, right?
Yeah. I like that show. I really enjoyed it was
fine. It was a good show. I was okay with it.
I mean, it wasn't like my favorite and I doubt
it would hold up. But at the time, I remember
watching it. I don't know. That's a good question.
Yeah, because I might want to look it up and
like watch it yeah youtube apple tv fandango
at home and amazon prime american idol oh shit
and you want to talk about the beginning of a
phenomenon phenomenon it was such a big deal
feminine phenomenon my life as a teenage robot
i loved that show i did too actually i kind of
forgot about it but i really liked it the bachelor
Oh shit. Started it all. I don't, I never watched
that. We watched it a lot. Like it was one of
those reality, like that we would sit down together
as a family and fucking watch. See, I watched
the Anna Nicole Smith show with my mom. We did
that too. But we would sit down and watch the
best. Like, you know, it was like the prime time.
Yeah. On, you know, ABC or NBC or whatever. Yeah,
because we only had like 10 channels. Yeah, I
mean, we would sit down and watch like whatever
was on TV, like as a family a lot. Isn't that
crazy? Yeah. It is, but yeah, we like watched
the nightly news, Entertainment Tonight, my mom
liked Entertainment Tonight, and then whatever
show was on that night. And how it was back then
was like, every night was its own like, primetime
show. So like on, I don't know, Mondays it was
like, we're watching American Idol. On like Wednesdays,
we're watching The Bachelor. Like, just cause
it was on TV? And reality TV was really taking
off. Um, let's see what else. Codename Kids Next
Door. Shit. I love that show too. Yep. The Adventures
of Jimmy Neutron. Boy, a genius. And what's new
Scooby -Doo? LazyTown. Really like that. Oh my
gosh. CSI Miami is another like kind of... I
never watched it. I didn't either, but it started
like a big deal. I never watched CSI. I didn't
either, but people fucking love that shit. Did
you look up movies? Oh my god, Ghost Ship. No
shit. Can't believe I forgot. It's only the best
movie ever. The live action of Scooby -Doo. That
is like the best movie ever. That's a great movie.
The Ring. Oh. That's the grudge oh fuck whatever
Wow way to go Spider -man told me wire. Oh, yeah,
the best spider -man signs Harry Potter the Chamber
of Secrets. I just watched that 28 days later
eight mile What would you do if you had one shot
one opportunity? She's everything you ever wanted
one moment to capture it to let it slip Lilo
and Stitch. Yeah, love it. Shut the fuck up Ice
Age. I remember seeing that in theaters I don't
remember that. I remember going to the theater
and it was Ice Age. I remember it was this boy.
We had a, we had like crush on each other like
our whole, it was like a school trip. They let
us go to the movies, but they gave us popcorn
and it had the little like dinosaur toy. You
know, the little like kids things and we shared
a popcorn and our hands touched. Oh my God. He
was also my first like kid six year old like
kiss on accident. You were eight. Like a little
pet. No, when I was six, he was... I knew him,
like, my whole life. Oh, see, I thought you were
still talking about, like, this movie. No, no,
no. I'm saying, like... In general. Yes, but
it was the same boy when we saw Ice Age. But
he was also, when I was about six or seven or
something, my first, like, little kiss. Wow.
I know. My first kiss went a little like this.
And twist. I remember about him, he was very
into dinosaurs. and he wanted to be a paleontologist.
Cool. Love that for him. And we had a... Do you
think you read Jurassic Park? Maybe. Honestly,
he might have. But on career day, or like we
had it where you could dress up like what you
wanted to be, right? He showed up in a full dinosaur
costume, like with the head. And see, back in
the day, we didn't just have blow up costumes.
No, no, no. This was like, it was one of those
kids costumes where it was like... his head was
here, his face, and then there was a big ol'
T -Rex head on his head. And he showed up like
that for career day. And they were like, so you
want to be a dinosaur? And he was like, no, I
want to be a paleontologist. But I thought this
was pretty close. I mean, that's cooler. He was
really a fun guy. He was very fun. I hope he's
doing well in life. I hope he is, too. The last
one I'll say is Eight Crazy Nights. Hanukkah's
coming up. Uh, one of the songs from that movie
is like big on tiktok right now. Is it? Yes.
I haven't been on tiktok. I'll have to see. Love
that. Anything else for 2008? Do you have it?
Or 2002? Jesus. Because eight crazy nights. Anything
else for 2002? Do you have tornadoes? I can look
up tornadoes. I can twist you up. Twist me up,
twist me out, and then we'll play our game. What
I like about you! I almost put 2008. See? I'm
sorry. Tell me about tornadoes quickly. Okay,
um, the biggest Tornadoes were F4s. Oh, okay.
But there are quite a few of them. One, two,
three, four, five. Wow. And one of them was in
Maryland. Shit. Yeah. Wow. La Plata. Okay. La
Plata, Maryland on April 28th of 2002. Wow. There
were only 934 tornadoes in the US. Okay. $802
.053 million damage and 55 fatalities. Wow. Fatality.
Well, what a weather report. Yeah, this is if
you can all the killer tornadoes that touch down
or in this general area. Wow, that seems very
on purpose. Yeah, they the tornadoes pick places
on purpose. Because they're like, fuck this state
in particular. Yeah, it has nothing to do with
like land or wind or anything like that because
like mountain ranges raise your hand if you've
been personally victimized by tornadoes i've
been victimized because i haven't been in one
i'm gonna be i'm gonna have um a pole in the
ground and i'm going to have a belt and i'm gonna
be safe inside i'm not gonna try and kill myself
in the tornado sorry i was dissociating um let's
play our game how do you think about that hey
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Now back to the show. All right, so we're gonna
play Guess Who? And we have an actual board game.
And basically, we're just gonna each, you guys
remember how it goes. Now, with the real game,
it's all about appearance. Like, do they have
a hat on? We can do that. But I think we should
also be able to use things about them that we
know. Yes. Qualities, careers. Yeah. I mean,
I'm also gonna do like male or female. That too.
Yeah. Yeah. So we'll mix it up a little bit.
Yeah. So these are pop culture figures, mostly
real people. Some characters. Yep. So we're just
gonna play it real. So if you hear some clicking
and some clacking, that's because we have real
board games. So yeah, so we each have a character
that is our person, like we are that person in
this moment. And then we go back and forth. And
then we go back and forth. Let's, I'm going to
go ahead and say all of the characters that we're
doing so the listeners can have an idea of what
could be potentially picked. Okay, yeah, good
call. Okay, so we have Mr. Feeny, Missy Elliott,
Shego, Flava Flav, Lance Bass, Billy Joe Armstrong,
Josh Peck, Gwen Stefani, Justin Timberlake, Chad
Michael Murray, Hilary Duff, Chad Kroger, Kelly
Rowland, Eminem, Ashley Simpson, Paris Hilton,
Lindsay Lohan, Nellie, Luda, Amanda Vines, it's
Brittany, bitch, Christina Aguilera, Robert Pattinson,
and Adam Brody. Yep. And I love the specific
picture that you chose for Robert Pattinson.
Well, yeah, he's Denver Cullen. Yeah. The skin
of a killer. I tried to use pictures of everyone
that was from that time, from their heyday in
the 2000s. So that was my goal. Alright, I will
pick someone that I'm pretty sure you will not
pick. Okay. I don't know what that even means,
but continue. Okay. So do you want to start or
do you want me to? I'll start. Um, are you a
female? Yes. Okay. Okay. Are you a male? Yes.
Okay! We don't have the same person. Well this
sucks, because my next question was are you a
singer, but they're pretty much all singers.
It is a dude. It's a dude, right? Yeah, I'm a
dude. I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude.
And we're all dudes, yeah. Okay, um, are you
a real person? Yes. Um, are you an actor? Yes.
Okay. I was like, wait, who am I? Oh, wait, can
I, can I show you a question a little bit? Fine.
Are you primarily an actor? yes okay okay so
then i'm gonna ask you are you primarily a singer
no because a lot of these these ladies and gents
cross they cross lines wait you said you're not
primarily no a singer no well but bernie spears
acted but she's primarily a singer yeah i would
not be like well crossroads um but i also don't
remember if ashley simpson acted i don't think
she did not okay all right yeah we're getting
down to it um You a comedian? Yeah. Are you Josh
Peck? I am Josh Peck! Yes! Woo! Oprah! Um...
Hug me, bruh! Hug me, brother! I'm not calling
you a truther! Alright. Okay. Um, did you do
drugs? Probably. I don't know if it was ever
confirmed, but I believe so. It wasn't confirmed?
Not that it comes to mind. Okay, are you Paris
Hilton? No. Oh, these two have been confirmed
drugs and this person definitely hasn't. Well,
maybe I did. Um, were you a teenage drama queen?
No. Are you Hilary Duff? No. Are you Amanda Vines?
Yes, I'm Amanda Vines. What do you mean? You
don't think you did drugs? I don't know if she
did drugs. I know she had mental health problems,
but I didn't know if she ever did actual drugs.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she actually did drugs.
See, I didn't know that. Lindsay Lohan got arrested
for drugs. Like, I know that. I don't know that
Amanda - Bynes did. I thought she did drugs.
Well, yeah, I was Amanda Bynes. So, man to man
to man to man to man to man to man to man to
man to man to man to show. Okay, all right. Okay,
I've got my person. I got my person. Okay. You
go first. I go first. Yes. Um, are you a man?
Yes. Okay. I also have a man this time. Okay,
it's a question. You took one question, but I'll
go ahead and take all the females down. Thank
you. Just so we, you know, keep it, keep it rollin'.
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'. What? Okay.
Go ahead and ask a question since I took years
away, but are you a singer? Primarily. Not a
singer. Do you rap? Yes. Okay. Um, do you rap?
No. Um, do you like clocks? No. No more than
the next fucking guy. Were you in a band? No,
these chicks don't even know the name of my band.
I'm trying to think of specific things. Yeah,
me too. But I also want to get like more than
one. Were you bullied for being a rapper? Did
you have to like go down the eight mile? I don't
think so. I'm not aware of any beef with this
person. Are you an elderly gentleman? Yes. Okay,
do you like bandages? I love bandages. Are you
Nellie? It's getting hot in here so I will take
off all my clothes but not my band -aid. The
fact that you didn't get a brand deal, a band
deal with band -aid? Crazy. That was a good one.
That was a good one. Alright. Okay. I am ready
when you are. Me too. Okay. Are you female? No.
I'm gonna start a little different. Are you a
musician? Primarily. No. Okay. Have you ever
walked down the Boulevard of Birkin Dreams? No,
definitely not. See, like, I want to get more
down, but like, I want to ask those questions,
you know. I like the specifics. Yeah. Are you
a drawing? Am I a drawing? Yeah. One could say
perhaps. I don't know what the - Are you an animated
person? Yes. Are you Shego? I'm Shego. What do
you mean one could say for animation? I don't
know how they animate that. I don't know if they
draw it first. It could just be all CGI. Okay,
well you're I win your shego. Fuck. Do you have
the skin of a killer Bella? Absolutely not. Okay.
Um, do you have a pretty smile? I mean, it's
fine. But I don't think it's okay. So not Chad
Michael Murray got it. Oh, okay. No, I'm not.
But Do you love yourself? What the fuck could
you be talking about? I know someone that you,
Clarissa, love. And I just want to know if you
love. Oh, oh, as me. Yeah. Does Clarissa love
this person? Does Clarissa love you? Clarissa
has no strong feelings about this person. Okay,
so you're not Lance Bass. Absolutely not, no.
And I don't think you're gonna pick Feening after
I pick Feening. No. I'm gonna try not to repeat.
Okay. Okay, well then you're not Natalie. And
then you're not Josh Peck. Do I know who you
are before this moment? Yeah, okay, so you're
not Adam Brody Do you like to drive cars fast
would you say it's fast and furious perhaps no,
okay, so you're not Luda Like I don't know he
probably does but what do you mean do you like
ramen noodles not on my head? Okay. Do you like
pumpkins? and New York City? No. Me trying to
weave together whatever the fuck is going on
in your head right now. You're being too weird
about this. Okay, you're not Flavor Flav. Are
you Chad Krueger? Yes. Cool. You're not gonna
even ask me if I like photographs? Look at this
graph! God, that was a long walk for a short
drink of water, Courtney. Jesus Christ. I just
wanted to be specific. I could tell. All right,
um... Okay, I have a person. So do I. Okay. I'll
start. Were you on Disney Channel? I don't know.
Please hold. Okay. I don't think so, but I don't
want to say no. Yes. You were. Okay. Are you
an actor? No. I don't think at all, actually.
Wait, Adam Brody's actor, right? Yeah. Would
you consider Ludacris an actor? Because he's
in Fast and Furious. No, but - I just don't think
this person has ever acted. Not that I know of.
Has never acted. Not to my knowledge. It's not
Ludacris. So. Okay. You can put Ludacris down.
Sorry, Luda. They're certainly not primarily
an actor. Wait, what am I putting down? I've
already forgot what I'm doing. You asked me if
they were an actor. So they're not an actor.
They're not an actor. They're not primarily an
actor. I don't think they ever acted. Okay. Okay.
Are you a man? I already forget. Yes. Like, wait
a second, who am I? Who am I? You, female. I
am. Okay. I know, like, we're still gonna ask
those things, but I'm trying to, like, mix it
up. So that that's not always the first thing
I say. Yeah. Uh, were you in a band? I should
have picked someone I knew more about. Jesus
Christ, who knew who? You'll know soon. No. I'm
sure I think I might have put down the wrong
people. I just feel like he's the type of person
that would do a lot of things. Okay. Do you like
Excel worksheets? What? Do you like Excel worksheets?
Not particularly, no. I'll say what you did there.
Are you Caucasian? Yes. Okay. Do you sing pop
music? Sometimes. So I'm not known for pop music.
I wouldn't say so. Am I known for music? Yes.
but Not pop not not Are you Missy Elliott? I
am whoo Missy Would you say that you were a teen
heartthrob? Yeah Are you Chad Michael Murray?
I am Chad Michael Murray All right, Missy and
Chad Michael Murray super duper fly Yeah I have
my person. Okay, I do too. Cool. Are you female?
I am K Are you female? I am. Um, are you animated?
Well, no, you're not gonna you're not gonna do
she go. I'm not animated. So no. Okay. Well,
I just ruined it. I ruined it. Soiled it. Soiled
it. Were you ever on reality TV? Yes. Paris Hilton.
I am. That's hot. I love it. Okay. Um, do you
have a famous sister? I do. Are you Ashley Simpson?
I am! Woo! Monday, I am waiting. On a Tuesday,
I am... Dating. On a Wednesday, I can't sleep.
Um, are you a musician, primarily? Yes. Are you
an actor, primarily? No. Not an actor, primarily.
No. I'll just say right now, not an actor at
all. Never an actor. No. Okay. I would say if
you don't know, you can leave it up. But like,
if you know someone has acted, at least at all,
you're not sure you can keep them up. Are you
a woman? No. Are you female? No. Is your genre
of music rap? No. Is your favorite color green?
Bitch, it might be. Are you Billy Joe Armstrong?
Absolutely, I am. Okay. Are you? I am! Oh, look
at us together on this full board of broken dreams!
See, it happened and it was fine. We were the
same person and it was great. We took very different
approaches to get there. We did. Yes. You're
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we're doing next. I'm ready. Am I going first?
Yeah, why not? Okay, are you female? No. It's
just easier to get rid of a bunch when I ask
things like that. Yeah. Are you an actor? Yes.
Okay. Are you a singer? Slash rapper? Yes. I'm
a musician. Musician. Are you a woman? No. Are
you, for you, a teen heartthrob? I don't think
so. No. Were you in Mean Girls? No. Bye, Lindsey.
She doesn't even go here! do you like um i'm
trying to be different were you on reality tv
not to my i don't i don't think so um were you
on the hit disney general show lizzie maquire
no didn't you ask if i was a man or a woman yeah
and i when you said woman i said no fuck i fucked
up i was like why are you asking me these things
start over i misheard you so you're a dude i'm
a dude are you ludicrous no I can't not, you
know? Yeah, yeah, totally. Were you in a boy
band? No. I know, I have to redo some questions
here, but... Are you in a band? No. Do you have
the skin of a killer? I do! I love that I fucked
up, and I still got it. Robert Pattinson, baby!
Well, now I don't know who you are. Cause Eminem's
in D12. Not right now. But he was in a band.
You said, are you in a band? Okay, are you Eminem?
Yes. Okay. We both fucked up, I'm out. These
chicks don't even know the name of my band. But
they're all on me like they wanna hold hands.
Uh, okay. Okay. Are you a dude? No. Now, you
have to put the dudes down. I'm going to. Look,
I fucked up one time. God. You know, we all make
mistakes. Wait a minute, I forgot who I was.
No, I don't. I know who I am. I'm good. Are you
a dude? No, I'm a lady. Lady! I'm putting dudes
down, okay? Seeing it's hard sometimes you -
So you're a lady. I'm a lady and you're a lady.
I'm a lady. Alright, we're good. Are you blonde
in this photo? Yes. You are, okay. Are you known
for being an actress? Yes. Um, are you a genie
in a bottle, baby? Yes. Christina? Yeah! I love
when I fake the most random shit. I was gonna
ask you if you like to get freaky. No, not pretent
- I don't think at all really. Okay. On Fridays?
No. Okay. Um, did you start acting young? Very
young. Yeah, pretty young. Okay, so are you a
man of mine? No. Oh, are you Hilarita? Absolutely,
I am. Come and clean! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Okay, I
have my person. Okay, so do I. Okay. Are you
a man? Yes. Are you a man? No. You are a man,
right? I am a man. Okay. I'm confused. Um, are
you a rapper? Yes. Okay. Do you have blonde hair?
No. Um, were you ever in Fast and the Furious?
No. Okay. Bye, Luda. I'm gonna say this again.
Do you like Excel worksheets? I fucking love
it. Are you Kelly Rowland? I absolutely am, yes.
Were you ever on a VH1 reality show? Yes. Slave
of Flays! Slave of Flays! Amaze. I still can't
get over my, do you like pumpkins in New York
City? Yeah, that took me a minute. I was like,
wait a minute, what? I'm still kind of proud
of my, do you have the skin of a killer? But
I already asked you that when I asked if you
were Robert Pattinson. Did you? Yeah. Well, I'm
proud of both of us, then. I'm proud of both
of us. All right, I'm ready. You know what I
just realized? What? I said I was Christina Aguilera,
but I was Gwen Stefani. No, you were not. Because
I was looking at the pictures like, wait. You
were Christina Aguilera because you said you
were. Because I said I was, but I wasn't. Um,
okay. Alright, are you a woman? No. Okay. Are
you a woman? I absolutely am. Okay. Girl power.
You're a dude, right? I'm a dude. Are you blonde
in this picture? Kind of. Do you think I don't
remember where I put anybody? I realize that
you put them differently on your list, so that's
why. Yeah, I had to, so it wouldn't match. Okay.
Um, are you wearing a hat? No. Are you... Were
you an actor primarily? No. Were you an actor
primarily? No. Were you an in -sync? Yes. I gotta
come in close with this. Are you Gwen Stefani?
No. Fuck! Are you gay? I'm not known to be gay.
Justin Timberlake? Yes. Is that you? Yeah. It's
gonna be May! Are you Christina Aguilera? No.
Are you Britney Spears? Absolutely, I am. It's
Britney, bitch! Alright, one more for all the
marbles. All the marbles! The final round, you
guys! It's the final countdown! Pick somebody
good, pick somebody good. Let's see. Alright,
I believe I am all good to go. Me too. Alright.
Um, are you... A musician. Primarily. No. Okay.
Are you an actor? Primarily. No. Never. I mean,
I don't know if I'd say never, I don't know,
but not primarily. I can't think of anything.
Okay, so you are not primarily an actor. No,
I don't think I've, I can't think of anything
I've acted in. And you don't think reality TV
is acting? I do not know. Okay. Are you a woman?
Yes. Are you a woman? No. Have you ever been
in a movie with Jamie Lee Curtis? Yes. Lindsay
Lohan? Yes! Yes! Are you Lance Bass? I am. I
had to be Lance at least once. You had to be
Lance at least once. Oh man, well that was fun.
Yeah! I enjoyed playing millennial -fied Guess
Who with you. And we'll post pictures of these
boards and if you guys have an old Guess Who
game down in the basement, you can do this too.
Or Attic. Wherever wherever you keep your board
games if you have guess who and you want to play
this You can just print out pictures. You don't
have to literally what I didn't do guess who
like fruits edition. We could just be fruits
Yeah, we can play guess who again. We can play
this again with the same one We could I have
different people that cuz I printed out too many.
So if you guys want us to do this again Yeah,
I think having two not real people on here was
more difficult. Yeah. Yeah But Mr. Feeny is an
icon. He is. And we've been talking about She
-Go a lot this season, so I felt like I just
had to put her in there. I agree. But I have
a whole bunch. So we could definitely play this
again. If you guys liked it, just let us know
and we'll redo our boards and we'll play Guess
Who again. So thanks for listening so much to
this episode. Yes, thank you so much. All right.
Have a great day, guys. We love you. Bye. And
I need you, and I miss you, and now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky Do you think time
would pass us by?