WEBVTT 00:00:09.579 --> 00:00:13.240 Hello! Hey, what's up? I'm Clarissa. I'm Courtney. 00:00:13.419 --> 00:00:15.419 This is 30 Dirty and Dying, your favorite millennial 00:00:15.419 --> 00:00:20.399 podcast. Happy Halloween! It's Halloween! Welcome 00:00:20.399 --> 00:00:22.920 to our Halloween episode. All October long we've 00:00:22.920 --> 00:00:25.739 been doing Halloween and spooky season themed 00:00:25.739 --> 00:00:29.539 episodes, but this bad boy actually is airing 00:00:29.539 --> 00:00:33.990 on... The E, the, the hollow. You're really killing 00:00:33.990 --> 00:00:35.850 it today. I think I was trying to say like all 00:00:35.850 --> 00:00:38.530 hollows E. Well, I think, I think you're nervous 00:00:38.530 --> 00:00:40.570 because we have a special guest in the room and 00:00:40.570 --> 00:00:42.469 you guys are going to get to be introduced to 00:00:42.469 --> 00:00:44.469 him in just a little bit. But what are we doing 00:00:44.469 --> 00:00:47.570 today? We're going to talk about the movie Trick 00:00:47.570 --> 00:00:49.670 or Treat. We're reliving Trick or Treat. Trick 00:00:49.670 --> 00:00:52.350 or Treat. Yep. It's a Halloween movie for a Halloween 00:00:52.350 --> 00:00:55.450 episode. It came out in the 2000s. So it's everything 00:00:55.450 --> 00:00:58.380 you love us for. Nostalgia, spooks. Apparently, 00:00:58.380 --> 00:01:00.460 millennial chaos that Courtney is bringing single 00:01:00.460 --> 00:01:02.840 -handedly today. All right. All right. Well, 00:01:02.960 --> 00:01:05.379 should we... I don't want to take... Get this 00:01:05.379 --> 00:01:07.140 Halloween party started? Yes, let's start the 00:01:07.140 --> 00:01:08.659 Halloween party. We should have dressed up. I 00:01:08.659 --> 00:01:10.959 mean, I'm dressed up as sad. No one can see us. 00:01:10.980 --> 00:01:13.099 Why the fuck would we dress up? For us. I mean, 00:01:13.099 --> 00:01:16.939 I've got some masks. Oh. No, not sex ones. I 00:01:16.939 --> 00:01:20.400 don't do that. Happy Halloween. And we have a 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:22.180 movie to get to, so why don't we get to back 00:01:22.180 --> 00:01:26.430 in time? So let's get this party started. Back 00:01:26.430 --> 00:01:35.709 in time. All right. We're in 2008. Not 2009 and 00:01:35.709 --> 00:01:40.849 not 2007. Absolutely not. We're in 2008. Trick 00:01:40.849 --> 00:01:42.849 or Treat came out in 2007. A lot of times we 00:01:42.849 --> 00:01:44.689 try to do the year of whatever we're living, 00:01:44.870 --> 00:01:48.609 but we've already done 2007 this year. And I 00:01:48.609 --> 00:01:50.290 looked it up. I did a little research because 00:01:50.290 --> 00:01:52.329 I never watched this movie until this. So this 00:01:52.329 --> 00:01:55.280 is not reliving for me. It's just living. just 00:01:55.280 --> 00:01:58.359 white knuckling through and i guess it didn't 00:01:58.359 --> 00:02:00.900 have like a super wide release like it was it 00:02:00.900 --> 00:02:04.760 came out in 2007 but not the way regular movies 00:02:04.760 --> 00:02:07.439 do yeah i don't think it was in the movie theater 00:02:07.439 --> 00:02:09.960 i think it's just like street what what i looked 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:12.840 up it's you know what it's on the wikipedia page 00:02:12.840 --> 00:02:15.379 hang on i'll just tell you why i came up with 00:02:15.379 --> 00:02:18.370 2000 The first public screening took place at 00:02:18.370 --> 00:02:21.409 this film festival in 2007, and then subsequent 00:02:21.409 --> 00:02:24.250 screenings included, and then most of them were 00:02:24.250 --> 00:02:28.330 at these festivals and things in 2008. But there 00:02:28.330 --> 00:02:30.509 weren't, it wasn't like a large theatrical release, 00:02:30.629 --> 00:02:33.050 it was just like certain screenings, and most 00:02:33.050 --> 00:02:36.229 of them took place in 2008. A few of them in 00:02:36.229 --> 00:02:39.770 2009, and then direct -to -DVD, so it didn't 00:02:39.770 --> 00:02:42.389 even get to your DVD player until 2009. Maybe 00:02:42.389 --> 00:02:44.830 that's why I thought it was 2009. Maybe. Maybe. 00:02:44.969 --> 00:02:48.430 Maybe. Anyways, we're talking about 2008. Yes. 00:02:48.830 --> 00:02:50.729 So, why don't you tell us about it, Courtney? 00:02:51.009 --> 00:02:54.469 Go ahead. Um, I lost my virginity. Wow. Wow. 00:02:54.569 --> 00:02:56.430 Why don't you tell us about it in excruciating 00:02:56.430 --> 00:02:59.789 detail? I don't think I want to. I don't mean, 00:02:59.830 --> 00:03:02.610 like, fluid detail. Ew! Yeah, exactly. That's 00:03:02.610 --> 00:03:04.090 not what I was talking about. Okay, well, then 00:03:04.090 --> 00:03:05.650 what were you talking about? I don't know. I 00:03:05.650 --> 00:03:07.830 was just, in general, talking about it. See, 00:03:07.909 --> 00:03:09.949 the thing is, though, I don't remember how I 00:03:09.949 --> 00:03:13.080 felt about it. You don't? No. Though that's, 00:03:13.139 --> 00:03:15.219 I mean, I'm surprised, though. You've told me 00:03:15.219 --> 00:03:17.400 about it before. Yeah. But you don't remember 00:03:17.400 --> 00:03:20.060 your feels? I don't remember my feels. Do you 00:03:20.060 --> 00:03:22.439 remember what prompted it? Like, was it spontaneous? 00:03:23.060 --> 00:03:26.879 Was it planned out? It was not planned out. Well, 00:03:26.939 --> 00:03:29.360 sometimes, I don't want to say kids like kids, 00:03:29.500 --> 00:03:33.159 but, like, young folks will plan out something 00:03:33.159 --> 00:03:34.800 like that because they think it's a, you know, 00:03:34.819 --> 00:03:37.560 important occasion. Well, okay. Especially if 00:03:37.560 --> 00:03:40.379 they've been raised religious. Well, so, I mean, 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:43.199 I kind of was. But I... We had a conversation 00:03:43.199 --> 00:03:47.620 that I wanted to make sure that I loved the person. 00:03:48.259 --> 00:03:52.319 So we were together at that point for like a 00:03:52.319 --> 00:03:56.939 month. Okay. And we were like making out and 00:03:56.939 --> 00:04:01.280 things were happening. Love was growing. And 00:04:01.280 --> 00:04:03.460 I was, I, we just looked at each other and we're 00:04:03.460 --> 00:04:05.599 like, I love you. And I'm like, all right, let's 00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:08.590 go. It's just words, ladies and gentlemen. Was 00:04:08.590 --> 00:04:11.449 it, was it nice? I don't remember. Oh, you said 00:04:11.449 --> 00:04:13.530 you didn't remember feelings. I don't, physical, 00:04:13.770 --> 00:04:15.430 sure. But I'm just saying, was it everything 00:04:15.430 --> 00:04:18.470 you hoped for? Don't remember. So probably not 00:04:18.470 --> 00:04:20.829 then. I'll say just for memory's sake, it was 00:04:20.829 --> 00:04:25.069 wonderful. So, mid. Well, I mean, first time's 00:04:25.069 --> 00:04:27.610 never great, right? Was it the guy's first time 00:04:27.610 --> 00:04:30.009 too? Yeah. Anywho, you want to know something 00:04:30.009 --> 00:04:31.750 that happened in 2008 that I wanted to talk about? 00:04:31.790 --> 00:04:33.910 Yes, please. Did you ever watch The Soup? I know 00:04:33.910 --> 00:04:35.310 I've asked you this before and I forget every 00:04:35.310 --> 00:04:37.500 time. Okay. So there was a clip on The Soup, 00:04:37.600 --> 00:04:41.259 I was a big fan, called Spaghetti Cat. Do you 00:04:41.259 --> 00:04:43.060 know what this is? No. Because it also made rounds 00:04:43.060 --> 00:04:45.300 on, like, the internet and other TV shows, so 00:04:45.300 --> 00:04:48.060 I didn't know if maybe you... No. Okay, so apparently 00:04:48.060 --> 00:04:50.160 on this morning show, they were talking about 00:04:50.160 --> 00:04:52.060 drunk driving, and they had some people there 00:04:52.060 --> 00:04:55.240 who, I guess, drank and drove and lived to tell 00:04:55.240 --> 00:04:59.420 the tale. And for some reason, it just cut to 00:04:59.420 --> 00:05:03.060 a picture of a cat eating spaghetti. And then 00:05:03.060 --> 00:05:05.360 they did not speak about it. The host didn't. 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:08.120 Nobody said anything about it. Except for the 00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:11.399 soup. And it was a really famous soup moment. 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:13.139 It kind of, like I said, made the rounds. And 00:05:13.139 --> 00:05:16.699 I remember it. And that happened in 2008. Wow. 00:05:16.860 --> 00:05:19.779 Yeah. Spaghetti Cat was born. They did talk about 00:05:19.779 --> 00:05:22.620 it like a week later after the soup brought it 00:05:22.620 --> 00:05:25.959 up. So there's that. There's that. Anything else, 00:05:25.980 --> 00:05:28.439 Courtney? Yeah, 2008 was when I started working 00:05:28.439 --> 00:05:30.939 at the movie theater. Okay, so movies. Let's 00:05:30.939 --> 00:05:32.360 talk about some horror movies that came out. 00:05:32.740 --> 00:05:37.069 Twilight. Disturbing and terrible. The Strangers 00:05:37.069 --> 00:05:39.930 came out in 2008. Okay. You know, I just watched 00:05:39.930 --> 00:05:41.870 that the other day. I never watched it all the 00:05:41.870 --> 00:05:44.310 way through. It sucks. Yeah, I don't know if 00:05:44.310 --> 00:05:45.209 I've watched it all the way through. It's not 00:05:45.209 --> 00:05:48.209 good. People hype it up a lot, and it sucks. 00:05:49.250 --> 00:05:53.149 Cloverfield. I remember that. Yep. The Happening. 00:05:54.050 --> 00:05:58.310 Okay. Oh, Saw V. There's too many of those. I 00:05:58.310 --> 00:06:01.490 like the Saw movies. I really don't. Although, 00:06:01.569 --> 00:06:03.050 do you remember this? This could not have been 00:06:03.050 --> 00:06:04.850 2008. This must have been like years before this. 00:06:04.949 --> 00:06:07.350 But do you remember for one of the Saw movies, 00:06:07.509 --> 00:06:10.129 they did this marketing campaign that was like 00:06:10.129 --> 00:06:14.189 on regular TV, like during commercials, they 00:06:14.189 --> 00:06:16.370 would just throw Jigsaw's face on there for a 00:06:16.370 --> 00:06:18.189 split second. And then it would just go back 00:06:18.189 --> 00:06:20.370 to whatever commercials were happening. No. And 00:06:20.370 --> 00:06:22.709 then they didn't address it. Just like Spaghetti 00:06:22.709 --> 00:06:26.129 Cat. Yes. Honestly, yes. Until like whatever 00:06:26.129 --> 00:06:28.550 show or movie you were watching was over. And 00:06:28.550 --> 00:06:31.769 then they would do a full. like, preview or whatever 00:06:31.769 --> 00:06:34.649 Saw movie it was. Do you remember this? No. I 00:06:34.649 --> 00:06:38.329 remember it. It was fucking horrifying. You'd 00:06:38.329 --> 00:06:40.089 just be sitting there watching, like, I don't 00:06:40.089 --> 00:06:43.329 know, My Girl or some shit, and then, like, Jigsaw's 00:06:43.329 --> 00:06:45.089 face, gone. You're like, that can't be real. 00:06:45.149 --> 00:06:47.029 I didn't see that. And then it keeps happening 00:06:47.029 --> 00:06:50.209 for two hours. I need to Google that. I want 00:06:50.209 --> 00:06:51.810 to Google that. I want to look at YouTube. I 00:06:51.810 --> 00:06:53.430 want to see if they have it. See, and I just 00:06:53.430 --> 00:06:55.569 remember it happening. So, like, I don't know. 00:06:55.769 --> 00:06:59.430 But, well, I know that Don't Trust Me came out. 00:07:00.199 --> 00:07:03.079 I don't even have to look that one up. So we'll 00:07:03.079 --> 00:07:07.480 do a billboard. Top 100 hits. Lollipop. Lil Wayne. 00:07:07.560 --> 00:07:10.519 You probably loved that song. I did. I did. Why 00:07:10.519 --> 00:07:11.800 do you say it like that though? Because you were 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:15.680 a big fan of whatever was on the top 100. I was. 00:07:15.819 --> 00:07:19.519 At all times. Which is fine. Love in this club. 00:07:20.019 --> 00:07:22.120 Pocket full of sunshine. I got a pocket full 00:07:22.120 --> 00:07:26.480 of sunshine. I kissed a girl. I kissed a girl 00:07:26.480 --> 00:07:30.759 and I liked it. Taste of her cherry chapstick. 00:07:32.199 --> 00:07:35.560 Okay, well, those are some hits, and now I guess 00:07:35.560 --> 00:07:37.319 we should throw it to our special guest for the 00:07:37.319 --> 00:07:42.339 weather. It's a little sunny outside today. But 00:07:42.339 --> 00:07:46.180 it wasn't in 2008. Hi, I'm Mike. I know it's 00:07:46.180 --> 00:07:48.879 been a while. It's been a while. It has. I only 00:07:48.879 --> 00:07:51.500 come on for spooky stuff, apparently. No, you 00:07:51.500 --> 00:07:53.879 came on for a Valentine's Day episode also. Yeah, 00:07:53.879 --> 00:07:56.720 I love. I think that might have been... No. The 00:07:56.720 --> 00:08:00.160 last time he was on was for music trivia, millennial 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:02.579 music trivia, which was like probably over a 00:08:02.579 --> 00:08:04.779 year ago at this point. It's been a minute. Yep. 00:08:05.279 --> 00:08:08.680 I've been tasked with giving you the tornadoes 00:08:08.680 --> 00:08:11.100 from that year. Twist us up. You call him daddy. 00:08:11.120 --> 00:08:17.579 I feel weird. On May 25th in Parkersburg, New 00:08:17.579 --> 00:08:22.860 Haightford, Iowa, there was an E5. EF. F5. Wow, 00:08:22.879 --> 00:08:24.779 you're really killing this weather report, dude. 00:08:24.939 --> 00:08:28.500 Sorry. 400 homes were damaged. That's spookier. 00:08:28.680 --> 00:08:30.740 21 commercial buildings, including City Hall. 00:08:31.079 --> 00:08:35.440 City Hall? They're going to take City Hall. So 00:08:35.440 --> 00:08:37.440 I'm really glad you made me do that. How many 00:08:37.440 --> 00:08:39.480 tornadoes happened in the year? Did you already 00:08:39.480 --> 00:08:40.759 say that? Was I not paying attention? No, it 00:08:40.759 --> 00:08:42.480 was about 1 ,600 in the United States. 1 ,600 00:08:42.480 --> 00:08:45.120 in the U .S.? That's crazy. Hundreds. Hundreds. 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:48.370 Thank you for twisting me up, Daddy. All right, 00:08:48.389 --> 00:08:50.769 well, now we're going to twist out into the show 00:08:50.769 --> 00:08:52.970 for today. Listen to this brief message, and 00:08:52.970 --> 00:08:56.730 we'll be back in a second. Hey, thanks for listening 00:08:56.730 --> 00:08:59.049 to 30 Dirty and Dying, the show for millennials 00:08:59.049 --> 00:09:01.809 by millennials. We get real about chronic illness, 00:09:02.070 --> 00:09:04.690 burnout, nostalgia, and why we aren't exactly 00:09:04.690 --> 00:09:07.629 thriving. If that sounds like you, join us every 00:09:07.629 --> 00:09:09.990 Thursday for new episodes. Now, back to the show. 00:09:10.169 --> 00:09:12.929 All right, so we're talking about Trick or Treat. 00:09:13.169 --> 00:09:15.009 Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. And the reason 00:09:15.009 --> 00:09:17.889 is, it's Mike's favorite Halloween movie. Is 00:09:17.889 --> 00:09:19.470 that true, Mike? Because she says that a lot, 00:09:19.570 --> 00:09:22.789 and that was her reasoning, but is it really? 00:09:23.450 --> 00:09:26.590 Well, it probably is my favorite Halloween movie. 00:09:26.789 --> 00:09:29.929 Okay, fair. There's not a lot of actual Halloween 00:09:29.929 --> 00:09:33.529 movies. Actually, you know what? Yeah. Yeah, 00:09:33.570 --> 00:09:36.549 and then, like, Hocus Pocus. It's Halloween. 00:09:37.289 --> 00:09:39.409 Halloween Town. Yeah, that's a good one. But 00:09:39.409 --> 00:09:41.830 there's not a lot. Yeah, most of them are just 00:09:41.830 --> 00:09:45.139 haunted shit. Yeah, it's up there. I believe 00:09:45.139 --> 00:09:47.840 a cult classic is appropriate for this. That's 00:09:47.840 --> 00:09:50.320 what it said on Wikipedia. So that's gotta be 00:09:50.320 --> 00:09:54.200 true. Well, so I never watched it, but so I guess 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:57.299 I'm living, not reliving, but you guys are reliving. 00:09:57.539 --> 00:10:00.179 So I watched it last night. I watched it last 00:10:00.179 --> 00:10:02.899 week after you told me to watch it literally 00:10:02.899 --> 00:10:06.320 the same day. Were you a fan? I'll get into it. 00:10:06.360 --> 00:10:09.840 No, but I didn't hate it. I just, I thought I 00:10:09.840 --> 00:10:11.820 was going to hate it until like the last like 00:10:11.820 --> 00:10:14.409 30 minutes. So then I was okay with it. Interesting. 00:10:14.529 --> 00:10:16.850 We'll get into it. We will. But before we do, 00:10:16.990 --> 00:10:18.809 let's talk a little bit about what it is. And 00:10:18.809 --> 00:10:20.250 I'm going to leave it to you two because you're 00:10:20.250 --> 00:10:23.230 the experts. So Trick or Treat is like an anthology 00:10:23.230 --> 00:10:31.070 of four short stories about the spirit of Halloween 00:10:31.070 --> 00:10:36.970 and maybe some rules around it. All of the stories 00:10:36.970 --> 00:10:40.809 kind of go together. They're like kind of... 00:10:41.129 --> 00:10:43.450 tiptoe across each other but they don't really 00:10:43.450 --> 00:10:50.049 relate yeah they intersect yeah intersect of 00:10:50.049 --> 00:10:54.129 course and i intersected our hands in front of 00:10:54.129 --> 00:10:57.669 her husband whoa i mean we we were married first 00:10:57.669 --> 00:11:04.149 yeah we were no you're all um no so i i had never 00:11:04.149 --> 00:11:08.230 watched it but i think i think my main beef with 00:11:08.230 --> 00:11:11.490 it to start out was, I don't think, I don't think 00:11:11.490 --> 00:11:14.149 anthology is the right word. It's not you guys. 00:11:14.309 --> 00:11:16.009 It's like, it was on there too. Cause at first 00:11:16.009 --> 00:11:17.809 I was like, Courtney, not knowing what anthology 00:11:17.809 --> 00:11:20.710 is. And I looked it up and I was like, no, that's 00:11:20.710 --> 00:11:22.990 what they called it. Yeah. Like when I think 00:11:22.990 --> 00:11:24.830 of an anthology, I think of something that doesn't 00:11:24.830 --> 00:11:27.409 have to connect like separate stories. I don't 00:11:27.409 --> 00:11:30.330 think of like, they don't have to connect. Yeah. 00:11:30.409 --> 00:11:33.029 But I just, I don't, I don't know. I guess I 00:11:33.029 --> 00:11:35.970 just don't think of anything that does. I just 00:11:35.970 --> 00:11:38.809 think of like standalone things. And to me, it 00:11:38.809 --> 00:11:41.210 wasn't really that. I think it's kind of in the 00:11:41.210 --> 00:11:42.750 middle, right? Yeah, I can see that. It's not 00:11:42.750 --> 00:11:46.450 like a true anthology. That's very true. But 00:11:46.450 --> 00:11:49.870 I think all of the stories in the movie could 00:11:49.870 --> 00:11:52.909 be separate. Yeah. I mean, I could see them being 00:11:52.909 --> 00:11:54.970 separate, but I guess I just... I think they 00:11:54.970 --> 00:11:57.590 chose to pull it all together to seem like a 00:11:57.590 --> 00:12:00.950 cohesive movie. Which I liked the cohesion factor. 00:12:01.049 --> 00:12:03.509 That's what I mean about like... I ended up liking 00:12:03.509 --> 00:12:06.110 it at the end because it all came together. But 00:12:06.110 --> 00:12:08.129 if they were just standalones and they didn't 00:12:08.129 --> 00:12:09.629 do that coming together thing, I think I would 00:12:09.629 --> 00:12:11.970 have hated it. So then can I like it as an anthology? 00:12:12.230 --> 00:12:15.490 I don't know. I like it. You like it? There are 00:12:15.490 --> 00:12:17.690 some parts that I don't like. So are we starting 00:12:17.690 --> 00:12:22.210 with shitting on it? Sure. Okay. Go ahead. Are 00:12:22.210 --> 00:12:24.950 you surprised? Look at your face. No. What scenes 00:12:24.950 --> 00:12:27.769 do you think Courtney doesn't like and that Courtney 00:12:27.769 --> 00:12:29.809 can confirm or deny? Any of the sexual ones. 00:12:30.110 --> 00:12:34.730 What? Why? She reads porn exclusively. Now? I 00:12:34.730 --> 00:12:37.850 re -listened to an episode from a long time ago, 00:12:38.009 --> 00:12:40.769 and I literally have you saying, and I screen 00:12:40.769 --> 00:12:43.149 -capped it because I needed it, you saying, like, 00:12:43.190 --> 00:12:45.929 I don't want to read smut. I think smut is the 00:12:45.929 --> 00:12:49.149 worst. You need to send that to me. I will. I 00:12:49.149 --> 00:12:52.649 saved it. So you don't think the sexual scenes 00:12:52.649 --> 00:12:55.649 would be her bag? Now? These ones are, they're 00:12:55.649 --> 00:12:58.669 not, they're pretty mild. I can't even think 00:12:58.669 --> 00:13:01.409 of any. Well, the first scene, there's like a 00:13:01.409 --> 00:13:04.889 small porn section. Oh, is there? I don't even 00:13:04.889 --> 00:13:08.090 remember that. The guy fell asleep and then when 00:13:08.090 --> 00:13:10.769 he woke up, porn was on. Yeah. No, I remember 00:13:10.769 --> 00:13:13.210 now on the TV. Yeah. I was thinking like between 00:13:13.210 --> 00:13:15.990 the characters. Oh, not really. I mean, not really, 00:13:16.090 --> 00:13:20.149 right? Nothing. Super explicit. So that's, I 00:13:20.149 --> 00:13:22.289 disagree. Okay, so that's not one of them. Do 00:13:22.289 --> 00:13:24.009 you have any others that you think she would 00:13:24.009 --> 00:13:26.679 hate? I literally verbalized it last night. No, 00:13:26.700 --> 00:13:29.139 I don't remember. Oh, wow. He really cares. When 00:13:29.139 --> 00:13:33.440 the kid's throwing up. Oh, yeah. That was excessive. 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:37.899 It kind of was. The gurgling sounds. I hate it. 00:13:37.960 --> 00:13:39.840 No, actually, when we were watching it, I do 00:13:39.840 --> 00:13:41.759 remember Justin and I, like, we were watching 00:13:41.759 --> 00:13:44.679 it. Yeah. And then... It just kept going. Yeah, 00:13:44.679 --> 00:13:46.460 and one of us, I don't remember which one, said, 00:13:46.559 --> 00:13:48.179 like, well, this has been happening for a while. 00:13:49.539 --> 00:13:52.360 And it does. It's aggressive. Yeah, it's too 00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:55.159 much. It's gross. It's a little gross. The sounds 00:13:55.159 --> 00:13:58.320 don't help. No. And also, like, what the fuck 00:13:58.320 --> 00:14:00.320 was he eating? Well, it was a chocolate bar. 00:14:00.539 --> 00:14:03.200 Yeah, but it looked... Right, which is, I think, 00:14:03.220 --> 00:14:06.480 my problem with that scene because it looks like 00:14:06.480 --> 00:14:08.299 chocolate. It looks like chocolate milk. But 00:14:08.299 --> 00:14:12.919 then when the killer is, like, pulling him away, 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:15.120 he's, like, covered in blood. Yeah. So it's not, 00:14:15.179 --> 00:14:18.360 like, quite, like, it seemed weird. Yeah. Yeah. 00:14:18.659 --> 00:14:21.639 No. Okay. So I don't like that part. Nice sound 00:14:21.639 --> 00:14:26.750 effect. That would have been better. Done. So 00:14:26.750 --> 00:14:29.230 that's one scene though. Yeah. It's like one 00:14:29.230 --> 00:14:31.889 25 second clip. Yeah. I hated it. Which is really 00:14:31.889 --> 00:14:36.470 long though. It was so long. It was way too long. 00:14:36.549 --> 00:14:40.450 It was like half the movie of throw up. I do 00:14:40.450 --> 00:14:43.230 think it was like, I turned it on and I was watching 00:14:43.230 --> 00:14:45.950 it and Justin wasn't really like dedicated to 00:14:45.950 --> 00:14:47.870 sitting down and watching it with me. So he was 00:14:47.870 --> 00:14:49.429 like, I don't know, just fooling around. And 00:14:49.429 --> 00:14:51.669 then he sat down and we said that. And then. 00:14:52.190 --> 00:14:54.389 He was just like, what the fuck? Why are we watching 00:14:54.389 --> 00:14:57.669 this? And I was like, it's research for the podcast. 00:14:57.970 --> 00:15:00.470 It's Mike's favorite movie. And then he was like, 00:15:00.649 --> 00:15:03.769 this is Mike's favorite movie? That's not my 00:15:03.769 --> 00:15:06.769 favorite. I know. Favorite Halloween. Halloween 00:15:06.769 --> 00:15:09.649 movie. I know. I just said it. But like, he was 00:15:09.649 --> 00:15:11.490 judging you hard during that vomiting scene. 00:15:11.929 --> 00:15:15.049 And I am one person to accept that sometimes 00:15:15.049 --> 00:15:19.070 what is my favorite isn't like overly all great. 00:15:19.580 --> 00:15:22.860 It's not like an overly all great movie. Okay. 00:15:23.200 --> 00:15:26.320 What? And I don't give you shit about that. But 00:15:26.320 --> 00:15:28.600 you give me shit about all my favorite movies, 00:15:28.799 --> 00:15:31.659 even though they're not overall great, but they're 00:15:31.659 --> 00:15:35.139 great to me. And you say they're horrible movies 00:15:35.139 --> 00:15:37.980 and give me shit about it. They really are. And 00:15:37.980 --> 00:15:42.029 so is this. Yes, but I... Well... I wouldn't 00:15:42.029 --> 00:15:44.190 say it's a horrible movie. I thought it was going 00:15:44.190 --> 00:15:47.210 to be. I was ready to be on your team. It's middle. 00:15:47.429 --> 00:15:50.230 Oh, I don't mind it. Would you rather watch this 00:15:50.230 --> 00:15:54.210 or Boss Baby? This. Thank you. 100%. I've never 00:15:54.210 --> 00:15:57.649 even seen Boss Baby. I would rather watch this. 00:15:58.830 --> 00:16:02.350 Because again, that's a wild thing to say that 00:16:02.350 --> 00:16:03.570 her favorite movie is Boss Baby. My favorite 00:16:03.570 --> 00:16:06.700 movie is not Boss Baby. What is it now? Because 00:16:06.700 --> 00:16:08.659 you change it a lot. It's in my top favorite 00:16:08.659 --> 00:16:10.820 movies, yes. Give me your top three right now. 00:16:10.860 --> 00:16:14.139 Top three? Favorite movies ever. And we'll see 00:16:14.139 --> 00:16:16.159 what Mike thinks about them. I like that this 00:16:16.159 --> 00:16:18.059 is becoming so much less about trick -or -treat 00:16:18.059 --> 00:16:19.480 and more about your marriage. I like how you 00:16:19.480 --> 00:16:21.019 say trick -or -treat. Well, that's how it's spelled. 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:24.620 I don't know. Twister? Twister's good. It's not 00:16:24.620 --> 00:16:28.460 great. It's fine, though. It's fine. Jim Carrey's 00:16:28.460 --> 00:16:31.259 The Grinch? Okay. That's fine. I mean, it's fine 00:16:31.259 --> 00:16:33.830 for a Christmas movie. It's okay. We can really 00:16:33.830 --> 00:16:35.669 argue about Twister, but that's not what this 00:16:35.669 --> 00:16:37.529 is about. If you want to have me on later. Look, 00:16:37.549 --> 00:16:39.429 I can tell you right now that it's not realistic 00:16:39.429 --> 00:16:41.990 at all and it's ridiculous. But it's a fine, 00:16:42.110 --> 00:16:45.929 okay movie to watch. Right. I think I would have 00:16:45.929 --> 00:16:49.210 been okay with Twister if it was like that. Okay. 00:16:49.289 --> 00:16:52.779 But they do both. Like, it's like, oh, this big 00:16:52.779 --> 00:16:55.960 tornado. It's so powerful. It's the most powerful 00:16:55.960 --> 00:16:57.779 tornado we've ever seen. Not as powerful as my 00:16:57.779 --> 00:17:00.639 belt, though. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I hate 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:02.139 that part, too. It's stupid. It's like what I'm 00:17:02.139 --> 00:17:04.039 saying is, like, it's not, like, it's like, oh, 00:17:04.039 --> 00:17:06.259 we gotta save the characters. I mean, they killed 00:17:06.259 --> 00:17:09.539 the characters in the new one. They did? Uh, 00:17:09.599 --> 00:17:11.779 yeah. I didn't watch it yet. I told you we didn't 00:17:11.779 --> 00:17:14.900 get to know. I mean, honestly, I will say it 00:17:14.900 --> 00:17:16.859 is kind of a shitty disaster movie if no one 00:17:16.859 --> 00:17:20.259 dies. Because people die in disasters. Right, 00:17:20.339 --> 00:17:22.500 I don't think anybody on screen in the original 00:17:22.500 --> 00:17:26.579 would die. Just that bad guy. Yeah. But everybody 00:17:26.579 --> 00:17:30.299 won it. I was thrilled when he died. Well, yeah, 00:17:30.460 --> 00:17:32.599 what the fuck. I mean, he was a bad guy. Anyways, 00:17:32.680 --> 00:17:35.440 trick or treat. Yeah, trick or treat. Pretty 00:17:35.440 --> 00:17:38.779 much the throw up was like the worst part. Awful. 00:17:39.059 --> 00:17:40.859 Didn't need to happen. So then what do you like 00:17:40.859 --> 00:17:45.000 about it, Courtney? I like Sam. Sam's a little 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:47.240 pumpkin head bitch, right? Pumpkin head bitch? 00:17:47.640 --> 00:17:50.019 I use bitch as a term of endearment and you know 00:17:50.019 --> 00:17:51.740 it. I call you bitch all the time because I love 00:17:51.740 --> 00:17:54.440 you. Love you, bitch. Love you, bitch. Love you, 00:17:54.440 --> 00:17:56.339 bitch. Which again goes back to being called 00:17:56.339 --> 00:17:58.319 classic because now when you walk into like Spirit 00:17:58.319 --> 00:18:01.079 Halloween, he's everywhere. Yeah. And now I know 00:18:01.079 --> 00:18:03.259 who he is. See, because I've seen him before, 00:18:03.400 --> 00:18:05.519 but I just never really knew who it was. I assumed 00:18:05.519 --> 00:18:07.400 it was a movie I hadn't seen or it was just some 00:18:07.400 --> 00:18:09.940 Halloween -ish character that, you know, like 00:18:09.940 --> 00:18:12.990 generic. Sam. Yeah, I liked him though. I will 00:18:12.990 --> 00:18:15.990 say the last scene where it's like just him versus 00:18:15.990 --> 00:18:17.970 old guy, I could have watched the whole movie 00:18:17.970 --> 00:18:20.650 that was just that kind of shit. Just him attacking 00:18:20.650 --> 00:18:23.690 people. That was great. That's what made me like 00:18:23.690 --> 00:18:27.029 the movie was him because it was funny, but it 00:18:27.029 --> 00:18:28.970 was also a little bit, it's just scary enough, 00:18:29.009 --> 00:18:31.269 like not scary, but you like the jump scare thing 00:18:31.269 --> 00:18:34.690 because when he's just like right there and it 00:18:34.690 --> 00:18:36.349 was just, it was just good. I could have watched 00:18:36.349 --> 00:18:38.309 the whole movie of just that. I think what I 00:18:38.309 --> 00:18:43.509 like the most about that scene is the change 00:18:43.509 --> 00:18:48.069 of his size when he's fighting. Oh, yeah. Because 00:18:48.069 --> 00:18:51.230 he's like this little kid, right? Yeah. But for 00:18:51.230 --> 00:18:53.650 the fighting scene, it's literally like an adult 00:18:53.650 --> 00:18:58.349 acting as Sam. And he's just like this big guy 00:18:58.349 --> 00:19:00.650 on top of the old guy. And then all of a sudden 00:19:00.650 --> 00:19:02.589 he's small again. And I think that's one of my 00:19:02.589 --> 00:19:05.109 favorite parts. The power of Halloween. The power 00:19:05.109 --> 00:19:10.119 of Halloween. Can make you grow ten sizes. Well, 00:19:10.220 --> 00:19:11.700 I think that's what he embodies, right? Is the 00:19:11.700 --> 00:19:14.240 spirit of Halloween. That's what I thought. He 00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:17.259 just wants people to follow the rules of Halloween. 00:19:17.440 --> 00:19:19.440 That's the whole point of the movie. Yeah. And 00:19:19.440 --> 00:19:21.960 if you don't, he kills you. Actually, I have 00:19:21.960 --> 00:19:23.359 one more thing that pisses me off about that 00:19:23.359 --> 00:19:25.539 movie. Go ahead. But not about the movie itself. 00:19:26.019 --> 00:19:30.480 Okay. But that bitch in the very beginning who's 00:19:30.480 --> 00:19:32.940 saying, let's take the decorations down now. 00:19:33.220 --> 00:19:36.829 Yeah, what the fuck? Dumb. It's the middle of 00:19:36.829 --> 00:19:41.970 the night. One. Just leave it. Get it in the 00:19:41.970 --> 00:19:45.170 morning. I wouldn't do it either. No. She also 00:19:45.170 --> 00:19:47.210 mentions that they were both drunk. Like, why 00:19:47.210 --> 00:19:49.369 are you going to do that when you're drunk? Like, 00:19:49.369 --> 00:19:51.049 at that point, she's the one that I'm like, I'm 00:19:51.049 --> 00:19:53.630 glad you died. Yeah. I'm glad you died. You deserve 00:19:53.630 --> 00:19:56.890 this. You know, sucks to suck. But, like, who 00:19:56.890 --> 00:19:59.069 the fuck? And that many decorations. I could 00:19:59.069 --> 00:20:00.509 see if you just had, like, I don't know, like, 00:20:00.569 --> 00:20:02.329 someone over your front door or a wreath, and 00:20:02.329 --> 00:20:03.589 you're like, fuck it, let's take this inside. 00:20:03.970 --> 00:20:06.369 There's too much decorations. They had a fucking 00:20:06.369 --> 00:20:10.549 interactive display. And she's like, let me dissemble 00:20:10.549 --> 00:20:13.609 this in the dead of night on Halloween while 00:20:13.609 --> 00:20:16.509 I'm fucked up. Absolutely not. That was so dumb. 00:20:16.549 --> 00:20:19.190 Just go inside. We leave our Halloween decorations 00:20:19.190 --> 00:20:22.069 up until our HOA yells at us. I love that for 00:20:22.069 --> 00:20:24.529 you guys. And we keep adding to it. We're soon 00:20:24.529 --> 00:20:26.450 going to be one of those houses. We're like the 00:20:26.450 --> 00:20:28.609 only house in our neighborhood that has decorations. 00:20:28.650 --> 00:20:31.329 I saw a few when I drove through the other day. 00:20:32.210 --> 00:20:33.890 Feeding your animals, not just stalking you. 00:20:34.349 --> 00:20:36.509 It doesn't matter. Well, I want other people 00:20:36.509 --> 00:20:40.190 to know. I won't just randomly drive through 00:20:40.190 --> 00:20:42.109 Courtney's neighborhood without being invited. 00:20:42.329 --> 00:20:46.019 I'm like a vampire like that, you know? Thank 00:20:46.019 --> 00:20:53.190 you. Like hearing about haunted histories from 00:20:53.190 --> 00:20:56.190 around the world? Are you intrigued by the misinformed 00:20:56.190 --> 00:20:58.869 one cases in America where people vanish without 00:20:58.869 --> 00:21:01.809 a trace? Or just want to hear about spooky stories 00:21:01.809 --> 00:21:05.009 of UFOs, Bigfoots and other cryptids? Then this 00:21:05.009 --> 00:21:08.230 is the podcast for you. Sit back and relax every 00:21:08.230 --> 00:21:10.650 other week where we investigate these cases together. 00:21:10.849 --> 00:21:13.650 Just search the Spooky Island Radio podcast wherever 00:21:13.650 --> 00:21:16.230 you listen to your podcast to join the investigation. 00:21:16.750 --> 00:21:19.190 And with all that said, I just have one question. 00:21:22.250 --> 00:21:26.789 Do you believe in ghosts? I've really, as I've 00:21:26.789 --> 00:21:30.230 grown older, I like practical effects a lot more. 00:21:30.329 --> 00:21:33.829 Okay. Just because I think CG, I hit a peak in 00:21:33.829 --> 00:21:36.329 like this time. Yeah, I would agree with you. 00:21:36.390 --> 00:21:38.109 It's really gone downhill. I would agree. So 00:21:38.109 --> 00:21:39.690 going back and watching movies with practical 00:21:39.690 --> 00:21:42.390 effects is... Yeah, or like a nice happy medium 00:21:42.390 --> 00:21:45.230 of like... And you can appreciate the camp a 00:21:45.230 --> 00:21:47.849 little bit more. I feel like when CGI was at 00:21:47.849 --> 00:21:51.150 its peak in the 2000s and the early 2010s -ish, 00:21:51.190 --> 00:21:54.930 people were so impressed by that that when we 00:21:54.930 --> 00:21:57.630 looked at more practical effects or even shitty 00:21:57.630 --> 00:22:01.089 older effects, we just wanted to shit on them. 00:22:01.329 --> 00:22:04.890 But now that they've done too much with CGI, 00:22:05.230 --> 00:22:08.809 we can appreciate... them good and bad yeah like 00:22:08.809 --> 00:22:11.349 i really like going back and watching hitchcock's 00:22:11.349 --> 00:22:13.210 the birds for that reason because they are just 00:22:13.210 --> 00:22:16.190 throwing fake birds but and now i can appreciate 00:22:16.190 --> 00:22:18.549 that i wouldn't want them to remake the birds 00:22:18.549 --> 00:22:20.890 and use cgi that would be fucking terrible it 00:22:20.890 --> 00:22:23.329 takes away from the charm so i can i can agree 00:22:23.329 --> 00:22:26.230 with you about this one i really like the effects 00:22:27.480 --> 00:22:30.859 of the werewolf scene yeah that was fucking dope 00:22:30.859 --> 00:22:32.839 that's when i was like maybe i like this movie 00:22:32.839 --> 00:22:34.740 yeah i mentioned that last night i was like i 00:22:34.740 --> 00:22:37.119 think this is a like as far as like werewolf 00:22:37.119 --> 00:22:40.640 transition yeah from people to wolves it's it's 00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:42.460 up there it was better than twilight for sure 00:22:42.460 --> 00:22:48.140 again bad cgi yeah just big ass dogs big ass 00:22:48.140 --> 00:22:52.539 dogs yep bella where the hell you been loca but 00:22:52.539 --> 00:22:54.920 no i liked it a lot and i thought it went on 00:22:54.920 --> 00:22:57.839 for the appropriate amount of time Like, it wasn't 00:22:57.839 --> 00:22:59.740 a super long transformation scene, but it wasn't 00:22:59.740 --> 00:23:02.640 so quick that you didn't get to appreciate all 00:23:02.640 --> 00:23:07.200 the little, like, details. Yeah, I remember when 00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:09.140 I first started watching, when I first watched 00:23:09.140 --> 00:23:11.769 it. I wasn't quite sure what was, obviously, 00:23:11.769 --> 00:23:13.109 I didn't know what was happening. Yeah, me neither. 00:23:13.250 --> 00:23:14.369 Because when I first saw the things, I'm like, 00:23:14.450 --> 00:23:16.710 oh, they're vampires. That's exactly what I fucking 00:23:16.710 --> 00:23:18.329 thought. Okay, cool. And then all of a sudden, 00:23:18.349 --> 00:23:20.210 they're stripping their skin. And I'm like, what 00:23:20.210 --> 00:23:22.009 the fuck is happening? Yeah, I was like, oh, 00:23:22.009 --> 00:23:24.049 so like Nosferatu vampires? Like, we're getting 00:23:24.049 --> 00:23:27.210 gross? And then I saw fur. Yep. And I was like, 00:23:27.289 --> 00:23:32.109 well, probably a dog. But no, I liked it. I thought 00:23:32.109 --> 00:23:34.210 it was a nice, I don't know if twist is the right 00:23:34.210 --> 00:23:35.529 word, but I liked that they were werewolves. 00:23:35.549 --> 00:23:37.750 Because you would expect a bunch of hot girls. 00:23:38.509 --> 00:23:41.529 To be... Vampires. Witches. Or vampires or something. 00:23:41.690 --> 00:23:44.690 Yes. But to be werewolves was... And still hot. 00:23:45.089 --> 00:23:47.069 Cool. Yeah, and that was kind of the play on 00:23:47.069 --> 00:23:50.009 that story too, right? Where it was like, you 00:23:50.009 --> 00:23:53.309 know, shy girl trying to get a guy. Her first 00:23:53.309 --> 00:23:56.049 time. Yeah. Trying to get a guy. Speaking of 00:23:56.049 --> 00:23:59.650 virginity. Speaking of virginity. Yeah. And so... 00:23:59.650 --> 00:24:00.690 It was like a... It was kind of a turnaround. 00:24:00.809 --> 00:24:03.970 Like a twist within the twist of... Oh, it's 00:24:03.970 --> 00:24:06.410 the turnaround of her being... Yeah. It took 00:24:06.410 --> 00:24:08.869 you by surprise a little bit. And I thought it 00:24:08.869 --> 00:24:11.250 was hilarious when she was like, it's my first 00:24:11.250 --> 00:24:14.150 time, so bear with me. And she's already a wolf. 00:24:14.630 --> 00:24:17.869 And that it was the bad guy who kills kids. Which 00:24:17.869 --> 00:24:22.069 I liked the twist that his son was a part of 00:24:22.069 --> 00:24:25.769 it. Me too. I was like, oh shit. I thought he 00:24:25.769 --> 00:24:27.829 was going to kill his kid. Because, I mean, honestly. 00:24:28.190 --> 00:24:31.250 That's what they set it up. I wasn't going to 00:24:31.250 --> 00:24:32.410 say that. I was just going to say that's what 00:24:32.410 --> 00:24:35.089 they wanted you to think clearly. That he was 00:24:35.089 --> 00:24:38.339 going to kill the kid. But then, And when he's 00:24:38.339 --> 00:24:40.859 training his kid to be the next... Murderer. 00:24:40.980 --> 00:24:43.779 Yeah. Murderer. Well, they all kind of had a 00:24:43.779 --> 00:24:46.680 small twist to it. Yeah. Except for the one. 00:24:46.819 --> 00:24:49.039 I think the... The kids. Yeah, the school bus. 00:24:49.599 --> 00:24:52.079 The ghost kids. No, it's not fucked up. Yeah, 00:24:52.079 --> 00:24:53.500 I think that was kind of the point. Yeah. But 00:24:53.500 --> 00:24:55.779 there was no real twist. You kind of saw that 00:24:55.779 --> 00:24:58.819 all the way through. Well, and I feel like that's 00:24:58.819 --> 00:25:00.680 when I started to think I'm really going to hate 00:25:00.680 --> 00:25:02.200 this. Because it just got a little, like, boring 00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:04.200 for me. It went on a little bit too. I just didn't... 00:25:04.200 --> 00:25:07.380 Yeah, I would say that story is... Probably the 00:25:07.380 --> 00:25:09.279 worst of them all. Yeah. I mean, I like that 00:25:09.279 --> 00:25:11.099 it came back around and, like, the old guy's 00:25:11.099 --> 00:25:14.299 the bus driver or whatever, but, like, actually 00:25:14.299 --> 00:25:17.059 just watching it was just, like, boring and... 00:25:17.059 --> 00:25:19.519 Yeah. That's when I was about to... I was like, 00:25:19.539 --> 00:25:20.960 I'm gonna shit all over this movie when Mike 00:25:20.960 --> 00:25:22.799 gets here next week. That was just, like, a ghost 00:25:22.799 --> 00:25:26.779 story to me. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think that embodies 00:25:26.779 --> 00:25:29.559 Halloween, too, is, like, sometimes it's, like, 00:25:29.559 --> 00:25:32.799 gore and, like, horror and stuff, but other times 00:25:32.799 --> 00:25:34.539 it's just ghost stories. Well, and that's one 00:25:34.539 --> 00:25:37.279 thing I did appreciate about the, like, pseudo 00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:41.299 anthology of it like there was the what you think 00:25:41.299 --> 00:25:43.119 is just going to be a basic teen slasher and 00:25:43.119 --> 00:25:45.720 like virgin dies first with the girl and there 00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:48.400 was supernatural creatures with the werewolves 00:25:48.400 --> 00:25:50.259 there was just a good old -fashioned ghost story 00:25:50.259 --> 00:25:54.960 there was um like a slasher character in sam 00:25:54.960 --> 00:25:57.579 in the last scene and then there was like a just 00:25:57.579 --> 00:26:01.440 a crazy fucking guy killing people with the first 00:26:01.440 --> 00:26:04.980 guy and then i don't know the first scene i guess 00:26:04.980 --> 00:26:08.650 just Idiots. Yeah, just dumb. Yeah. Yeah. Do 00:26:08.650 --> 00:26:10.970 you guys remember the rules? The Halloween rules? 00:26:11.150 --> 00:26:12.329 Because I don't know if I remember them all. 00:26:12.470 --> 00:26:16.069 Leave your pumpkin on. Yeah. Leave your jack 00:26:16.069 --> 00:26:18.250 -o' -lantern until it's midnight. Give candy 00:26:18.250 --> 00:26:21.190 out. Okay. There's two big ones. Yeah, look them 00:26:21.190 --> 00:26:23.690 up. Because I don't remember. Because, like, 00:26:23.690 --> 00:26:25.529 at some point, I think I got kind of disillusioned 00:26:25.529 --> 00:26:26.869 with it. Check your candy. Check your candy. 00:26:26.910 --> 00:26:29.390 That was the first one. Because of the kid. Because 00:26:29.390 --> 00:26:32.869 of the kid. Yeah. Because, like, I paid attention 00:26:32.869 --> 00:26:35.160 to the first, like... the intro where they say 00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:36.900 the rules, but then at a certain point I got 00:26:36.900 --> 00:26:38.799 a little, like, like I said, there were parts 00:26:38.799 --> 00:26:40.359 I got a little bored with in those first few, 00:26:40.519 --> 00:26:44.380 so I stopped connecting the dots to that opening. 00:26:44.500 --> 00:26:47.240 Yeah. So I don't, I didn't, like, commit all 00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:51.000 of them. Well, that. Uh, wear a costume. Okay. 00:26:51.099 --> 00:26:53.579 Pass out treats. Who didn't wear a costume? Was 00:26:53.579 --> 00:26:56.059 it the guy at the end? No, he wasn't handing 00:26:56.059 --> 00:26:58.200 out candy. He wasn't handing out candy, which 00:26:58.200 --> 00:27:00.589 is why Sam attacked him. But because the candy 00:27:00.589 --> 00:27:02.970 was there when he went to stab him, that's, like, 00:27:02.970 --> 00:27:06.549 his giving candy. Yeah. So he let him live. Yeah, 00:27:06.569 --> 00:27:08.150 but who wasn't wearing a costume? That I don't 00:27:08.150 --> 00:27:11.150 remember. I don't think that was the focus. Okay. 00:27:11.210 --> 00:27:13.150 I just didn't know if, like, there was one that... 00:27:13.150 --> 00:27:14.450 Because, like I said, I didn't really... I mean, 00:27:14.450 --> 00:27:17.329 I guess the woman was kind of, like, she took 00:27:17.329 --> 00:27:19.970 off her costume. I guess. I mean, Vomit Kid also 00:27:19.970 --> 00:27:23.670 wasn't. Oh, yeah. I don't know if it actually 00:27:23.670 --> 00:27:26.349 comes out and says most of them. Because I know 00:27:26.349 --> 00:27:28.109 at the beginning it said the list, and I didn't 00:27:28.109 --> 00:27:30.400 know if it was, like... they all go back to it 00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:33.160 or not. Cause I don't know. I just didn't pay 00:27:33.160 --> 00:27:35.019 close enough attention, I guess. But really the 00:27:35.019 --> 00:27:38.160 first, we keep saying four stories. The first 00:27:38.160 --> 00:27:40.319 one's like a half. It's like an introduction. 00:27:40.539 --> 00:27:42.220 Yeah. It's the introduction and the ending really. 00:27:42.480 --> 00:27:44.740 For one, always wear a costume. Rule two, always 00:27:44.740 --> 00:27:47.339 pass out treats to trick -or -treaters. Never 00:27:47.339 --> 00:27:49.279 blow out a jack -o' -lantern before midnight. 00:27:49.400 --> 00:27:52.220 Always check your candy. Always respect the dead. 00:27:52.619 --> 00:27:55.480 Never take down your decorations before November 00:27:55.480 --> 00:28:00.390 1st. Never hurt the innocent. Okay. So there's 00:28:00.390 --> 00:28:03.190 multiple. So the woman attempts to take down 00:28:03.190 --> 00:28:05.809 decorations early. And the jack -o -lantern. 00:28:05.910 --> 00:28:07.930 So she makes it clear she isn't a fan of Halloween, 00:28:08.170 --> 00:28:09.769 even blowing out the jack -o -lantern. Yeah. 00:28:09.809 --> 00:28:12.490 So there's two right there. Bam. Always respect 00:28:12.490 --> 00:28:15.789 the dead. School bus. Right. The costume's the 00:28:15.789 --> 00:28:19.630 only one that's... Not... That I can't remember. 00:28:20.049 --> 00:28:22.650 I mean, some of the guys with the werewolves 00:28:22.650 --> 00:28:24.269 weren't wearing costumes because they were part 00:28:24.269 --> 00:28:26.470 of the news crew. Yeah. I think that's a stretch. 00:28:27.160 --> 00:28:28.720 Well, and I mean, I think I could be getting 00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:31.339 way too meta on this, but I mean, the killer 00:28:31.339 --> 00:28:33.660 guy who ends up being the werewolf's victim, 00:28:33.779 --> 00:28:37.220 I know he had like a cloak on, but he was the 00:28:37.220 --> 00:28:39.420 killer anyway. So was he really wearing a costume 00:28:39.420 --> 00:28:41.819 or was he just dressed up as himself? Well, I 00:28:41.819 --> 00:28:43.400 think he was supposed to be a vampire. All right. 00:28:43.400 --> 00:28:47.619 Well, he still ate people. Yeah. So is that really, 00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:49.599 that's not really a costume. It'd be more of 00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:51.099 a costume if he dressed up as like a nice guy. 00:28:51.619 --> 00:28:53.640 Again, could be too meta, but that's literally 00:28:53.640 --> 00:28:56.059 the only thing I can think of. Except for maybe 00:28:56.059 --> 00:28:59.420 that kid who didn't check his candy. Yeah, I 00:28:59.420 --> 00:29:01.380 mean, obviously, like, there's multiple for each, 00:29:01.500 --> 00:29:05.259 so. So which, so with the rules, which one do 00:29:05.259 --> 00:29:09.039 you guys think you're most likely to break? If 00:29:09.039 --> 00:29:11.220 any. And don't just, I mean, think about it. 00:29:11.259 --> 00:29:13.220 Never wear, or always wear a costume. We don't 00:29:13.220 --> 00:29:15.519 always dress up. Yeah, me neither. I haven't 00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:17.519 dressed up in a couple years. We dressed up last 00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:19.539 year. Yeah, we dressed up last year. Oh, yeah, 00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:21.960 for your trick -or -treater thing? When no one 00:29:21.960 --> 00:29:24.519 comes into our neighborhood. Sorry. I would think 00:29:24.519 --> 00:29:29.000 mine would be the jack -o' -lantern. We don't 00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:31.259 always do jack -o' -lanterns. I don't think I've 00:29:31.259 --> 00:29:33.140 ever done one as an adult. Like, one that you 00:29:33.140 --> 00:29:35.660 actually... An old -fashioned one, like, with 00:29:35.660 --> 00:29:38.160 a candle in it. Yeah. I don't think I've done 00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:39.940 that. Also, for me, this year, the decorations. 00:29:40.099 --> 00:29:42.319 Because I didn't even put them up. A lot of people 00:29:42.319 --> 00:29:44.940 are putting them out. I know. I literally said 00:29:44.940 --> 00:29:47.480 that on our way to your house. Why does no one 00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:50.119 have decorations? Okay, well, I never had outside 00:29:50.119 --> 00:29:51.819 decorations because I always lived in apartments 00:29:51.819 --> 00:29:54.319 and shit. So I just didn't have the real estate 00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:56.319 space for it. And this year I was thinking about 00:29:56.319 --> 00:29:58.079 doing it. I told you that on a past episode. 00:29:58.720 --> 00:30:02.460 And I didn't even decorate inside. I put out 00:30:02.460 --> 00:30:06.200 my bowl of candy and that was fucking it. I don't 00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:07.839 know. The first two weeks of October were fucking 00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:12.109 nuts. And I didn't have time and I didn't, I 00:30:12.109 --> 00:30:14.670 was so tired. I didn't want to. And now it's 00:30:14.670 --> 00:30:19.569 already Halloween. So I just, I had Justin get 00:30:19.569 --> 00:30:20.849 them because we were cleaning out the garage 00:30:20.849 --> 00:30:22.990 and doing stuff and I had him get them out. Yeah. 00:30:23.289 --> 00:30:25.509 And I was like, last night, I think I was just 00:30:25.509 --> 00:30:28.690 like, you can put them away. I'm not, it was 00:30:28.690 --> 00:30:31.049 like, you can just put those back. I, the dream's 00:30:31.049 --> 00:30:33.250 dead. I can't do it this year. I'm just tired. 00:30:33.490 --> 00:30:35.930 But I would usually, if they were up, I would 00:30:35.930 --> 00:30:37.450 leave them up until I put Christmas decorations 00:30:37.450 --> 00:30:40.900 up, which. Is not until December, usually. So 00:30:40.900 --> 00:30:42.779 every other year, I don't think I break that 00:30:42.779 --> 00:30:45.140 rule. But this year, for sure. We've really moved 00:30:45.140 --> 00:30:47.539 from inside decorations to outside decorations. 00:30:47.980 --> 00:30:50.299 Yeah, we don't decorate our inside. Like, we 00:30:50.299 --> 00:30:52.140 leave our Halloween houses up all year round. 00:30:52.259 --> 00:30:54.740 Yeah. But we don't actually decorate for Halloween 00:30:54.740 --> 00:30:57.740 inside. Yeah, see, that's all I did. And I went 00:30:57.740 --> 00:30:59.299 all out before. I mean, you remember, I had, 00:30:59.299 --> 00:31:01.099 like, bats all over the walls. Freaking bats. 00:31:01.380 --> 00:31:03.460 The whole bathroom had, like, blood all over 00:31:03.460 --> 00:31:07.039 it. And I really, but I have a lot of stuff up 00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:09.900 all year round too. That's most people. Yeah. 00:31:10.039 --> 00:31:14.380 Like my oven mitts are always skeletons. My bathroom 00:31:14.380 --> 00:31:16.299 in there right now is all horror themed all the 00:31:16.299 --> 00:31:18.380 time. There's a scream rug and everything. So 00:31:18.380 --> 00:31:21.599 you're welcome to test it out. The rug or the 00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:24.720 toilet? The toilet, but you can walk on the rug. 00:31:25.059 --> 00:31:28.000 The other ones, I don't know. I mean, I don't 00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:31.210 remember ever checking my candy. As a kid. Oh, 00:31:31.430 --> 00:31:33.130 yeah, we used to do it all the time. Check it? 00:31:33.250 --> 00:31:35.190 You had to check it, really? Oh, yeah. What do 00:31:35.190 --> 00:31:38.410 you look for? Razor blades? Yeah, the stereotypical, 00:31:38.569 --> 00:31:42.289 like... I don't know if we were necessarily checking 00:31:42.289 --> 00:31:44.230 or if my parents were just picking out what they 00:31:44.230 --> 00:31:47.130 wanted. Yeah. Looking back on it. That sounds 00:31:47.130 --> 00:31:49.490 more correct. We definitely... I don't remember 00:31:49.490 --> 00:31:51.470 my parents ever doing that. I mean, maybe looking, 00:31:51.549 --> 00:31:54.190 like, in the actual, like, my pumpkin bucket 00:31:54.190 --> 00:31:55.750 or whatever to see if there's anything weird 00:31:55.750 --> 00:32:00.230 in there. But not the candy itself. No. How did 00:32:00.230 --> 00:32:02.069 they do it? Wait, did you have to like take a 00:32:02.069 --> 00:32:03.730 bite and prove there wasn't a razor in it? Like 00:32:03.730 --> 00:32:06.190 how did they check it? Just to make sure there 00:32:06.190 --> 00:32:07.930 wasn't sticking. I don't know. Nothing sticking 00:32:07.930 --> 00:32:11.230 out of it. It was mostly like. You really got 00:32:11.230 --> 00:32:12.529 to hide those razor blades. No, I think it was 00:32:12.529 --> 00:32:15.049 mostly like baked goods. If anybody threw like 00:32:15.049 --> 00:32:17.190 a baked good in there or something that wasn't 00:32:17.190 --> 00:32:20.170 like pre -wrapped. Yeah, see that? I don't think 00:32:20.170 --> 00:32:21.990 I was allowed to eat that. I think my mom was 00:32:21.990 --> 00:32:24.069 always just like throw that away. Yeah. But I 00:32:24.069 --> 00:32:25.569 don't think she checked it. It was just like. 00:32:25.869 --> 00:32:28.650 Don't eat it. Yeah. Or anything that, like, came 00:32:28.650 --> 00:32:30.549 out of its wrapper or anything like that. I think 00:32:30.549 --> 00:32:32.529 that was mostly... Well, that makes more sense. 00:32:32.589 --> 00:32:34.109 I thought you were checking, like, individual 00:32:34.109 --> 00:32:38.130 pieces of... Open each candy individually and 00:32:38.130 --> 00:32:39.750 let's see what's going on here. Show me there 00:32:39.750 --> 00:32:42.990 are no needles. Yeah, as I got, like, way older, 00:32:43.109 --> 00:32:45.309 it's like, who's gonna waste drugs on children? 00:32:45.569 --> 00:32:47.420 No. No one's gonna inject... you know black tar 00:32:47.420 --> 00:32:50.339 heroin dude no and honestly now that they lock 00:32:50.339 --> 00:32:53.119 up the razors in the stores i wouldn't waste 00:32:53.119 --> 00:32:55.519 razor blades on kids either i don't i hate going 00:32:55.519 --> 00:32:58.079 in there and asking for assistance oh it's the 00:32:58.079 --> 00:33:00.920 worst no in the electronics section like just 00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:04.200 to get a charger you have to ask or like if you 00:33:04.200 --> 00:33:06.359 need to get like a light for your like a headlight 00:33:06.359 --> 00:33:09.369 for your car like an up You have to ask for them 00:33:09.369 --> 00:33:11.089 to open the lights for your car. I don't like 00:33:11.089 --> 00:33:12.730 that you have, like, I see certain, like. I don't 00:33:12.730 --> 00:33:14.670 want to ask anyone anything. They're locking 00:33:14.670 --> 00:33:16.869 up deodorant and shit in some of the pharmacies. 00:33:16.930 --> 00:33:20.410 I don't get that. Like, why? I think my biggest 00:33:20.410 --> 00:33:22.490 thing is, like, the family planning section. 00:33:22.710 --> 00:33:25.109 That's all locked up. Which is, I think that's 00:33:25.109 --> 00:33:27.390 fucked up because, so they're not going to. And 00:33:27.390 --> 00:33:29.029 then they're going to have to come and get plan 00:33:29.029 --> 00:33:32.690 B, which is also locked up. Right. So. And expensive. 00:33:33.089 --> 00:33:36.650 No, I think just make it less. stigmatized like 00:33:36.650 --> 00:33:38.690 why are we making it so hard for people to be 00:33:38.690 --> 00:33:40.509 safe i can understand having like a specific 00:33:40.509 --> 00:33:43.670 section like i don't know an aisle that's closer 00:33:43.670 --> 00:33:46.509 to like the pharmacist or something so where 00:33:46.509 --> 00:33:49.309 it's that's where it is right but i've seen stores 00:33:49.309 --> 00:33:51.309 where it's just in the regular old you know but 00:33:51.309 --> 00:33:53.250 like at certain ones where it's just over there 00:33:53.250 --> 00:33:55.250 by the actual pharmacy i think that's fine so 00:33:55.250 --> 00:33:57.250 you can watch and keep an eye and make sure there's 00:33:57.250 --> 00:34:01.109 not like six -year -olds but otherwise i don't 00:34:01.109 --> 00:34:03.049 think it needs to be locked up and that's pretty 00:34:03.049 --> 00:34:06.220 spooky That is spooky. Having to ask someone 00:34:06.220 --> 00:34:09.599 for something. Yeah, I hate it. Never. No. Mike 00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:11.719 made me do it when I needed a bulb for my car. 00:34:11.940 --> 00:34:13.760 He was like, you gotta ask yourself. I'm like, 00:34:13.860 --> 00:34:15.420 I don't want to. I would have never made you 00:34:15.420 --> 00:34:17.239 do that. We would have just left together. Thank 00:34:17.239 --> 00:34:19.920 you. No bulb for your car, though. I did that 00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:21.699 once when I needed a tire replaced. There was 00:34:21.699 --> 00:34:23.860 like a slow leak in one of my tires. And I was 00:34:23.860 --> 00:34:25.539 just like, you know what? I could just get a 00:34:25.539 --> 00:34:29.659 new car. So I did. But then you have to deal 00:34:29.659 --> 00:34:32.480 with someone for a lot longer to buy a new car. 00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:35.380 Yeah, I know, but I did it anyway. It was worth 00:34:35.380 --> 00:34:39.219 it to me to not have to go get a new tire. $100 00:34:39.219 --> 00:34:42.579 for a tire, $30 ,000 for a car. Dude, where I 00:34:42.579 --> 00:34:44.519 was living at the time, the only place I could 00:34:44.519 --> 00:34:46.300 go, like, price gouge the fuck out of you, try 00:34:46.300 --> 00:34:49.920 $300. For one tire? Yeah. Yeah. To have them 00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:52.309 put it on and everything, yes. Now, if I would 00:34:52.309 --> 00:34:54.469 have just bought it raw and gone out and put 00:34:54.469 --> 00:34:57.349 it on myself, maybe. Raw dog that tire. Yeah, 00:34:57.369 --> 00:34:59.190 but I didn't know how to do that. I still don't, 00:34:59.210 --> 00:35:02.449 but I really didn't then. I was like 19, so I 00:35:02.449 --> 00:35:05.769 just got a new car. Anyways, back to Trick or 00:35:05.769 --> 00:35:09.349 Treat. Why don't we just tell me why anybody 00:35:09.349 --> 00:35:11.469 should watch it. You guys tell us why it's a 00:35:11.469 --> 00:35:14.070 great movie to watch right now, today, on Halloween. 00:35:14.530 --> 00:35:16.090 If you're looking for a way to celebrate, go. 00:35:16.190 --> 00:35:18.130 It's a Halloween movie. Mike, why don't you tell 00:35:18.130 --> 00:35:20.389 us? Why you think people might want to consider 00:35:20.389 --> 00:35:23.570 watching Trick or Treat for their Halloween celebrations 00:35:23.570 --> 00:35:26.329 right after they listen to this. Again, it's 00:35:26.329 --> 00:35:28.130 a Halloween movie. And I think it has a little 00:35:28.130 --> 00:35:30.170 bit of everything that you want from a Halloween 00:35:30.170 --> 00:35:33.030 horror movie. Again, there's a little horror 00:35:33.030 --> 00:35:35.309 aspect. There's a little bit of story. There's 00:35:35.309 --> 00:35:41.010 ghost stories. There's monster stories. It's 00:35:41.010 --> 00:35:42.690 got something for every taste. I could see that. 00:35:42.869 --> 00:35:46.710 It has a cute little character named Sam. Who 00:35:46.710 --> 00:35:49.480 will kill you. If you don't follow the rules 00:35:49.480 --> 00:35:51.400 of Trick or Treat. It's got a moral to the story. 00:35:51.579 --> 00:35:54.559 It's a moral story. You gotta listen to the rules. 00:35:55.179 --> 00:35:57.679 Yeah. I think it's a decent one to watch. Like 00:35:57.679 --> 00:35:59.599 I said, I was totally prepared to shit all over 00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:01.340 this and you for it being one of your favorites. 00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:04.039 But once I got to the end of it, I was like, 00:36:04.059 --> 00:36:06.920 this was a decent way to spend an hour and a 00:36:06.920 --> 00:36:10.019 half. It was fine. It was fun. And it's also 00:36:10.019 --> 00:36:12.800 one that if you're not super concerned with following 00:36:12.800 --> 00:36:15.670 it really closely, you don't have to. You can 00:36:15.670 --> 00:36:16.829 just turn it on in the background while you have 00:36:16.829 --> 00:36:19.769 people over and watch it and laugh and whatever. 00:36:20.070 --> 00:36:23.170 And cringe. Yeah, a little bit of that too. It's 00:36:23.170 --> 00:36:26.150 got those like 2000s horror film cringe. There's 00:36:26.150 --> 00:36:27.489 a little bit of that in there as well. I will 00:36:27.489 --> 00:36:29.150 say I like it much better than our Halloween 00:36:29.150 --> 00:36:32.449 movie that we chose last year. Ghost Ship. No! 00:36:33.050 --> 00:36:35.960 Ouch. Ghost Ship is trash, and I still believe 00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:38.539 that to this day. Yeah, well, our listeners think 00:36:38.539 --> 00:36:41.320 otherwise. No. Because they love it. They love 00:36:41.320 --> 00:36:43.079 the episode where we talked about it, and at 00:36:43.079 --> 00:36:45.239 least 60 % of that episode is me talking about 00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:47.400 how it's trash. So maybe they just agree with 00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:49.860 me so hard that they couldn't stop listening 00:36:49.860 --> 00:36:52.239 to the episode and my views on it. Ghost Ship 00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:54.719 is so good. I haven't watched Ghost Ship in a 00:36:54.719 --> 00:36:57.579 while. Yeah? Do you want to go watch it? The 00:36:57.579 --> 00:37:00.659 one death scene is pretty good. It's the best. 00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:03.820 Which one are we talking about? The first. The 00:37:03.820 --> 00:37:06.320 Wire. Yeah, that was good. But there's a whole 00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:09.599 movie after that. That's the first 30 seconds. 00:37:09.619 --> 00:37:11.579 The rest of the movie is not enough. That's the 00:37:11.579 --> 00:37:14.460 first 30 seconds. And then turn it off. You know? 00:37:14.539 --> 00:37:18.119 Are you telling me that if you were a ghost on 00:37:18.119 --> 00:37:22.739 that ship, that you wouldn't seduce a human to 00:37:22.739 --> 00:37:24.960 their death? First of all, I barely want to seduce 00:37:24.960 --> 00:37:28.139 a human now. I'm tired. I'm certainly not going 00:37:28.139 --> 00:37:30.070 to waste my time doing it when I'm dead. But 00:37:30.070 --> 00:37:33.409 no, I would not, if I had to be a ghost on that 00:37:33.409 --> 00:37:36.869 ship, clearly I went to hell. That would be my 00:37:36.869 --> 00:37:39.389 hell. I would not, I would not want to haunt 00:37:39.389 --> 00:37:43.389 that boat. The Titanic? Maybe. I mean, you wouldn't 00:37:43.389 --> 00:37:45.710 have a choice. I know, but that's what I'm saying. 00:37:45.750 --> 00:37:48.309 I would hate that. You would just be there, like, 00:37:48.369 --> 00:37:50.750 and not haunt it? No, I would just be in the 00:37:50.750 --> 00:37:52.570 background, and then if they're like, this feels 00:37:52.570 --> 00:37:54.230 weird, I was like, yeah, maybe you should fucking 00:37:54.230 --> 00:37:58.969 go. That's it. That's your ghost? You're the 00:37:58.969 --> 00:38:02.690 warding ghost? Yeah, and not like, whoa, get 00:38:02.690 --> 00:38:05.489 out. Fucking leave, guys. Seriously, how many 00:38:05.489 --> 00:38:08.349 more things have to happen? But no, I think it 00:38:08.349 --> 00:38:10.630 was good. I will say, if I was going to watch 00:38:10.630 --> 00:38:13.130 it again, I feel like I could totally not even 00:38:13.130 --> 00:38:15.929 watch the middle, like, 40 minutes. The first 00:38:15.929 --> 00:38:18.309 two scenes are fine, and then I would just go 00:38:18.309 --> 00:38:21.530 straight to the end with Sam. Well, no. The werewolf 00:38:21.530 --> 00:38:25.280 girls. It's really the kid scene. It really kind 00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:27.480 of slows it down. Yeah, but it's long. It feels 00:38:27.480 --> 00:38:29.099 like longer than the other ones for some reason. 00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:32.599 I think it feels that way because it's continuous. 00:38:32.840 --> 00:38:34.599 I think the other ones are split up a little 00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:39.420 bit. Yeah. And the kids go on through the whole 00:38:39.420 --> 00:38:42.800 kid scene. Because that's what brings it together. 00:38:43.179 --> 00:38:45.079 So yeah, when you're following these kids and 00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:46.900 they're happening in between these other scenes, 00:38:47.260 --> 00:38:49.639 it feels like, man, I really want to find out 00:38:49.639 --> 00:38:53.159 what... they're going to do. And then it's just 00:38:53.159 --> 00:38:55.139 a big ass letdown and it goes on for a while. 00:38:56.179 --> 00:38:57.860 Like I was about to be like, man, I'm going to 00:38:57.860 --> 00:39:00.019 turn this shit off and just fake the rest. And 00:39:00.019 --> 00:39:03.400 then Anna Paquin turned into a fucking werewolf. 00:39:04.800 --> 00:39:07.559 And I was back. I like it. It's a good movie. 00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:10.820 I say watch it if you just want like a fun, fun 00:39:10.820 --> 00:39:14.059 time. Yeah. It's good nostalgia too. Yeah. I 00:39:14.059 --> 00:39:16.599 think it's a very good cult classic. Agreed. 00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:20.960 Agreed. Agreed. Well, before we go. Why don't 00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:22.960 we just talk a little bit about what's going 00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:24.340 on for Halloween? What are you guys doing for 00:39:24.340 --> 00:39:25.840 Halloween? What haven't we done yet? Yeah, what 00:39:25.840 --> 00:39:27.159 have you done? What are you doing? Mike, tell 00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:29.480 us what you do every Halloween, your haunt. Yeah, 00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:32.800 I do haunt a house. I am Mike the Angry Clown. 00:39:33.579 --> 00:39:35.980 Really, it's just a reason for me to kind of 00:39:35.980 --> 00:39:37.960 be an asshole to people, and they think it's 00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:40.860 funny. It's like you need a reason. And it's 00:39:40.860 --> 00:39:43.539 funny. He's an asshole to me all the time, but 00:39:43.539 --> 00:39:45.119 they pay for it. I get it. Yeah, they pay for 00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:46.860 it. You're paying for it in a different way. 00:39:47.780 --> 00:39:50.610 I've been doing it almost 15 years now. That's 00:39:50.610 --> 00:39:54.590 crazy. We did have you on a couple seasons ago 00:39:54.590 --> 00:39:57.030 to talk about it almost exclusively, but it's 00:39:57.030 --> 00:39:59.010 crazy. I don't think you're still doing it, I 00:39:59.010 --> 00:40:00.650 guess, but even then when you said it was like 00:40:00.650 --> 00:40:03.750 13 years or whatever, that's crazy. But now 15, 00:40:03.869 --> 00:40:06.570 that's... It's a long time. Insane. It's a long 00:40:06.570 --> 00:40:09.050 time to be Mike the Angry Clown. Getting even 00:40:09.050 --> 00:40:11.690 angrier by the second. That's it. Seriously. 00:40:11.829 --> 00:40:16.449 Well, he said that now girls and guys are flirting 00:40:16.449 --> 00:40:21.039 because of... Yeah. um because of the whole masked 00:40:21.039 --> 00:40:28.320 men like what of tiktok and i okay what everyone 00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:33.940 is all about like um i don't know how to describe 00:40:33.940 --> 00:40:37.059 romanticizing that's a good word romanticizing 00:40:37.059 --> 00:40:40.519 masked men okay it's big like i read a whole 00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:42.820 book about it just just recently it's called 00:40:42.820 --> 00:40:45.500 lights out recommend it's really good um okay 00:40:45.500 --> 00:40:48.219 i don't think i'm gonna read it but okay i don't 00:40:48.219 --> 00:40:50.119 think i have the same fantasies as you spicy 00:40:50.119 --> 00:40:56.360 spicy so yeah so just like sexy masked men oh 00:40:56.360 --> 00:41:00.139 is the thing it's all over tiktok it's all in 00:41:00.139 --> 00:41:03.280 books now like it's just a whole so because of 00:41:03.280 --> 00:41:05.559 that people want to flirt with you in the haunted 00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:08.780 house yeah you don't wear a mask you do not wear 00:41:08.780 --> 00:41:12.320 a mask no i wear face paint um and it's happened 00:41:12.320 --> 00:41:14.380 like in years past right where you just kind 00:41:14.380 --> 00:41:17.119 of played off but this year does seem like it's 00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:20.099 like almost every other person just like wow 00:41:20.099 --> 00:41:23.639 yeah better watch out stay away from my man well 00:41:23.639 --> 00:41:25.960 if people want to go to it can you tell them 00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:28.119 about the haunted house yeah it's uh not house 00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:31.019 sorry but uh it's raven's eye manor where is 00:41:31.019 --> 00:41:34.400 it located it's in fair play maryland okay so 00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:37.280 like a website there is a website facebook all 00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:39.440 right so you can find them almost anywhere open 00:41:39.440 --> 00:41:42.719 fridays and saturdays 7 to 10 30 you might meet 00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:46.000 mike don't flirt with him Or do and see what 00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:48.239 Courtney does to you. Nothing. Crowd. Talking 00:41:48.239 --> 00:41:51.860 up a big game. Obviously, I'm not going to do 00:41:51.860 --> 00:41:54.340 anything. Is it still going on the weekend after 00:41:54.340 --> 00:41:56.059 Halloween? Yeah. We'll normally do what we could 00:41:56.059 --> 00:41:58.420 do after. Cool beans. I'm not doing anything 00:41:58.420 --> 00:42:00.980 for Halloween this year. We already went to a 00:42:00.980 --> 00:42:03.239 hot house. It was pretty good. I actually got 00:42:03.239 --> 00:42:06.579 scared. Yeah. No shit. What happened? It was 00:42:06.579 --> 00:42:09.699 dark. That's it? It was just dark? It was pitch 00:42:09.699 --> 00:42:11.820 black. Yeah. So they had an experience where 00:42:11.820 --> 00:42:15.590 it was called the darkness. and it's just it's 00:42:15.590 --> 00:42:18.389 black it's just a dark maze but like there's 00:42:18.389 --> 00:42:21.349 there was like one or two scare actors and it 00:42:21.349 --> 00:42:24.610 was near the end of the the house okay so like 00:42:24.610 --> 00:42:26.469 you're just going through this maze and it's 00:42:26.469 --> 00:42:29.349 just dark you cannot see you have to like feel 00:42:29.349 --> 00:42:32.550 around but what got me was you know in haunted 00:42:32.550 --> 00:42:35.530 houses where they have like the puff of air yeah 00:42:35.530 --> 00:42:39.530 the puff of air got me All it takes to scare 00:42:39.530 --> 00:42:41.889 you after seeing you walk through a thousand 00:42:41.889 --> 00:42:46.030 haunted houses like Moses is turning out the 00:42:46.030 --> 00:42:50.230 lights and going, that's it? That's looking it? 00:42:50.510 --> 00:42:54.610 I got her a couple times. Wow. Well, we found 00:42:54.610 --> 00:42:57.269 Courtney's kryptonite. The dark. I'm afraid of 00:42:57.269 --> 00:42:58.650 the dark. I knew you were afraid of the dark, 00:42:58.650 --> 00:43:01.010 but I didn't know it would completely throw you 00:43:01.010 --> 00:43:03.320 off your game. It threw me off my game. And the 00:43:03.320 --> 00:43:04.639 thing is, like, she said, like, oh, yeah, you 00:43:04.639 --> 00:43:07.139 took my eyes away from it. But I strictly remember 00:43:07.139 --> 00:43:11.719 one year we went to Busch Gardens. Okay. And 00:43:11.719 --> 00:43:15.059 at the end of one of them was a guy in a bungee. 00:43:15.099 --> 00:43:18.480 So he would, like, run out. No, they were just 00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:21.579 out. We were just walking through the park at 00:43:21.579 --> 00:43:23.820 Busch Gardens. It was, like, the circus one. 00:43:23.940 --> 00:43:25.960 It was right after the circus one. Okay. So he 00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:28.119 would, like, bungee out, get really close to 00:43:28.119 --> 00:43:30.159 people. And then be. And then, like, slingshot 00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:33.369 back. Got you. And. give this guy props because 00:43:33.369 --> 00:43:36.050 he timed it perfectly she wasn't looking got 00:43:36.050 --> 00:43:38.389 her and she didn't have a single reaction yeah 00:43:38.389 --> 00:43:40.570 that's what i'm talking about i've seen her not 00:43:40.570 --> 00:43:43.949 that exact thing but stuff that will scare most 00:43:43.949 --> 00:43:47.230 people just out of sheer like jump scare yeah 00:43:47.230 --> 00:43:48.869 like there's just something there that's not 00:43:48.869 --> 00:43:51.670 supposed to be there and i've seen her not be 00:43:51.670 --> 00:43:55.449 affected at all yeah and it's just the mighty 00:43:55.449 --> 00:43:59.860 must fall flipping the switch yeah So if I turned 00:43:59.860 --> 00:44:01.260 off all the lights in my house and turned on 00:44:01.260 --> 00:44:04.320 my humidifier, that would get you. Random puff 00:44:04.320 --> 00:44:05.760 of cold air in the dark. Well, it's funny you 00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:07.099 say that because I scare her around the house 00:44:07.099 --> 00:44:08.840 all the time. On purpose or just being there? 00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:11.059 No, just being there. I could round a corner 00:44:11.059 --> 00:44:14.860 and she'd be like, oh, I live here. I live here. 00:44:15.659 --> 00:44:18.780 I almost pushed Justin down the stairs the other 00:44:18.780 --> 00:44:22.179 day because he did that to me. Not on purpose. 00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:24.420 I wasn't like, I'm going to push my spouse down 00:44:24.420 --> 00:44:27.260 the stairs. But I was in that bathroom over there. 00:44:28.799 --> 00:44:32.860 I guess he said he announced himself coming up 00:44:32.860 --> 00:44:34.639 the stairs, but I did not hear him. And so I 00:44:34.639 --> 00:44:37.159 opened the door and he's just standing at the 00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:39.739 top of the stairs. And I went, and I threw my 00:44:39.739 --> 00:44:43.559 arms out. And my goal was like, intruder, attack. 00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:47.300 And I didn't get him. But yeah, that was my first 00:44:47.300 --> 00:44:48.719 instinct was just to push him down the stairs. 00:44:48.840 --> 00:44:51.579 He wasn't trying to scare me. He was just there. 00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:54.119 He just dared to enter the upstairs of his own 00:44:54.119 --> 00:44:58.510 home. Thanks for listening, you guys, to our 00:44:58.510 --> 00:45:01.030 spooky season block of episodes. We hope you've 00:45:01.030 --> 00:45:03.510 had fun. And thanks, Mike, for coming on the 00:45:03.510 --> 00:45:06.110 last episode. Yeah, coming for the finale. Thanks 00:45:06.110 --> 00:45:08.670 for having me. Thanks for coming. What? What? 00:45:09.070 --> 00:45:12.250 Don't do that here while I'm here. We've had 00:45:12.250 --> 00:45:14.610 a whole month of spooky season episodes, so if 00:45:14.610 --> 00:45:16.329 you're still not, you don't have it out of your 00:45:16.329 --> 00:45:18.809 system, I won't until at least Christmas. I never 00:45:18.809 --> 00:45:20.550 will. Go back and listen to all of our spooky 00:45:20.550 --> 00:45:23.190 episodes from this season and from past seasons. 00:45:23.230 --> 00:45:25.599 We've got plenty. Yeah, we do spooky season every 00:45:25.599 --> 00:45:27.519 October. But thanks for listening to this one. 00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:30.059 We hope you've enjoyed it. Have a happy Halloween. 00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:33.739 Be safe. Spooky, scary skeletons and shivers 00:45:33.739 --> 00:45:36.780 down your spine. Follow the rules. Check your 00:45:36.780 --> 00:45:39.880 candy. Be in costume. Don't blow out the jack 00:45:39.880 --> 00:45:42.380 -o' -lantern. Yeah. Thanks for listening. Happy 00:45:42.380 --> 00:45:44.659 Halloween. And we'll see you next time on 30 00:45:44.659 --> 00:45:55.440 D &D. Bye! Is this normally how this goes?