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Welcome back to 30 Dirty and Dying. I'm Clarissa.

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I'm kourtney. We're your favorite chaotic spiraling

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through life 30 -somethings. And today we are

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continuing our month of spooks. Spooktober, if

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you will. Spooktober! Every October we like to

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lean into spooky seasons. Because we are spooks.

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We're spooky and we're angsty and we love Halloween.

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And bats. Freaking bats. I love Halloween. Halloween

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is cool. And this is what we do. We take a little

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deviation from our regular content. I mean, are

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we really? I don't know. We're just theming it.

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We're theming our usual content. Yeah, sometimes

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we drift a little bit outside, but not that far.

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No. Since it helps when you make chaos part of

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the brand. I hope you guys are listening if you're

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thinking about making a podcast or anything.

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Put chaos in the brand and then you can't do

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anything wrong. Correct. So today... You also

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can't do anything wrong when Clarissa cuts out

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things that I say. That's what I'm here for.

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So today we're continuing our spooky train and

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we're doing something not... quite a bracket

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a draft is that what it is yeah we've done it

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before on a another episode i feel like we've

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done it more than once but maybe i'm wrong so

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well what we'll do is like we'll have a category

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category we love a category here category is

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say a category and then we'll go back and forth

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okay so like say the category is soda okay because

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Whatever floats your boat. Pop. So say I go first,

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right? And I'll say Dr. Pepper. Okay. You can't

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put Dr. Pepper on your draft now. Yeah. So then...

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Let's do three. Okay, Dr. Pepper. Yeah. Sprite.

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Coke. Diet Coke. Root beer. Cream soda. Nice.

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And now we have our teams. Our team. But I really

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wanted to say root beer, and I couldn't. Yeah,

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because I took it. You beat me to it. Yep. Yeah.

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Way to go, Dr. Pepper. It's good shit. It's good

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shit. Anyways, so we're going to do a bracket,

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not bracket, a draft of sorts to come up with

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our top things of the category. But it's... It's

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spooky, so we're doing scary movies. Horror slash...

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I didn't really put Halloween. I think Halloween,

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horror, whatever we come up with when you come

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up with these categories. The categories I think

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are good because they're semi -vague. So we can

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get a little fucked up. And I did create a list.

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I know you're going rogue here. But I did create

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my list. Based on the categories. And there are

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a couple movies that are in multiple categories.

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I feel like I would have some of those as well.

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Because I felt like they go into both. So we

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can repeat different categories, we just can't

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repeat each other in one category. Correct. So

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that's what we're going to do today. Welcome

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to Fantasy Fright Ball. I just came up with that

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right now. That's good. Alright. So we're going

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to do a little. We're going to do the fun fantasy,

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not stupid sports. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. This is

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much better. Yeah. But before we get into it,

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before our draft begins. We got to go back in

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time. Back in time. All right. We're in 1996.

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Whoa. Taking it back. I was five. Five? Four

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or five. I was like two. Two. Two. Trying to

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remember what my birthday party was. What's your

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ETA? Two minutes. Oh my god, I remember. I don't

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remember. I wasn't, I don't remember it, but

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I remember the pictures from it. My second birthday,

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but you're never gonna fucking believe this.

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Clowns. There was, I don't think it was like

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a party party. I think we were just like at my

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grandmother's house, but the cake had a fucking

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clown on it. Oh my god. Insane. Insane clown

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posse. I was hoping you were gonna say that.

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Of course I'm gonna fucking say that. Um. Yeah,

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oh my god. Insane. Who would've thunk it? And

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now I hate clowns. Maybe that's why. I love clowns.

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I hate them. I mean, I'm in love with a clown.

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Yeah, Mike. He is a fucking clown. I'm sorry.

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I like Mike just fine. It was just too good of

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an opportunity. It was really good. You're not

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offending me. I say that shit to his face. You

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fucking clown. See, that's what true love is.

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It is, dude. It so is. Like, the other day, I

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was doing the bookcases. I was, like, maneuvering

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them because Justin had built them a couple days

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before that. And he, I thought I heard him get

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up, like, wake up. Because, you know, he sleeps

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later when he works different shifts. So I wouldn't

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have started doing that if I thought he was asleep.

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But I guess he just went to the bathroom or something.

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He wasn't, like, awake -awake. So I just kept

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going. And then he texted me and was like, hey,

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can you stop so I can get, like, an hour more

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of sleep or something? And my text back was,

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just give me a fucking second. And then he was

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like, don't get mad, blah, blah, blah. And then

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I was done. So I was like, I'm already done,

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so you're welcome. Like, I literally just needed

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a fucking second. You're welcome, you jag. And

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he's like, we do that all the time to each other.

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Just like, fuck you, fuck you more. Yeah. It's

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true love, man. It's true love. It's true love.

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If you can't say... Fuck you. Fuck you to your

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love of your life. You have the wrong love of

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your life. Yeah. Who just take things too seriously.

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Yeah, really. Anyways, 96. I thought it would

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be good to do this year because it's when Scream

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came out. Nice. The OG Scream. OG. OG Scream,

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which I'm sure we'll get into in our drafty draft.

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It might be on my list. It's probably going to

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be on some of mine. Depends on who goes first.

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Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. It'll be a Scream.

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Some other movies. Romeo plus Juliet. Is that

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the one with, what's his face? Leonardo DiCaprio,

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yeah. The Craft. Another spooky shit. Okay. They're

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witchies. Yeah. Matilda. I love Matilda. Me too,

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it's good. Twister. Your favorite. My fave. Love

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it. I'm trying to look for scary movies or scary

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-ish movies here. Oh, this isn't supposed to

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be scary, but it fucking is. James and the Giant

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Peach. I loved James and the Giant Peach. I said

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Giant Paige. Paige? I love James and the Giant

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Paige. Paige? Yeah, James and the Giant Peach.

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I love it, but it's scary as fuck. It's creepy,

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yeah. Yeah. Hunchback of Notre Dame. Classic.

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I love it. 101 Dalmatians. Space Jam. Space Jam.

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I love Space Jam. I was, like, weirdly obsessed

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with it for a while. I really like Space Jam.

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Did you watch the new one? Yeah, I did. I didn't.

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I did. We watched it when we had Justin's son

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for when he was with us for the summer that it

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came out. So we watched it then because he wanted

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to watch it. I thought it was good. Didn't they

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make Lullabunny like not sexy? Yeah, I think

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so. But here's the thing. That's probably better.

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You know what I mean? You're right. So I was

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okay with that. deviation from the original.

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What else happened, Courtney? Um, so I have common

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things that kids were saying. Oh shit, some slangity

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slang? Slang. Hell yeah. Booyah! That carried

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on, I tell you what. I said that a lot. Word.

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Word up! And fly. That's so fly. Like a G6 even.

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Like a G6. Uh, favorite toys. Okay. Tickle Me

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Elmo. Yeah. Which is also very creepy. Yeah,

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I think I had one. Beanie Babies. I had several.

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Barbie dolls. You know it. I feel like the majority

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of the 90s were Barbies, you know? I feel like

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the majority of time. Yeah. You know, they've

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had several era sores. New York Yankees won their

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23rd World Series. Good, I don't give a fuck,

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but... Chicago Bulls were crowned NBA champions.

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Hell yeah, Michael Jordan was there. Dallas Cowboys

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won Super Bowl XXX. Get wrecked. Atlanta hosted

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the 1996 Olympics. Wow, here in America. And

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the U .S. women's national team notably won the

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first ever women's Olympic gold medal in soccer.

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Wow. Gotta kick it up. Gotta kick it up. That's

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a dance movie, but I'm thinking of kicking. Bend

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it like Beckham. Bend it like Beckham. There

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you go, I fixed it. Do you want me to look up

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Twisters? Yes. Well, Twister came out, so it

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seems appropriate that you would give us tornado

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facts. Right, okay, so... Tornadoes... 1996.

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1996. Okay, so there was an F5 tornado. Shit.

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In 1996 in Oakfield, Wisconsin on July 18th.

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Wow. Yep, so total tornadoes in the U .S., 1

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,173. Seems like a lot. Damage, $720 million

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of damage. Wow. 26 fatalities. So did everyone

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get out in the open? And then belt themselves

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to something. To a pole that's in the ground.

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Yeah. And then also kind of low -key have sex

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while they're doing it. They didn't low -key

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have sex at all. Low -key had sex, definitely.

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After the tornado. Anyways. Anytime I see anything

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tornado, though, I just immediately think of

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you. I just need you to know that. Good. That's

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all I hope for. When we were doing the relivings

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of our nostalgia Halloween specials. There's

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a scene in the Proud Family one that I don't

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think I mentioned in the episode, but I did watch

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it. And she vanquishes this ghost and it turns

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into a tornado. Nice. And I was like, Courtney

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would love that. I said that out loud to no one.

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I would. So there were 743 F0s. So that's not

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even a big deal. It's wind. 313 F1s. Shit. 94

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F2s. Oh my god. 20 F3s. Wow. Two F -4s and one

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F -5. That big boy over there in Wisconsin. That

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big boy in Wisconsin was in July 18th. Let me

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see if I can find out a little bit more about

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that. Alright, so the F -5 tornado destroyed

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parts of Oakfield, Wisconsin. The violent tornado

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developed outside of town and moved southeastward,

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taking direct aim. Okay. At 7 .15pm, the tornado

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struck down, injuring 12 people, but killing

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none. Because they were tied up with belts. Bondage.

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I mean... Don't. Don't do this. It would be the

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only F5 tornado to hit the United States that

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year. The tornado's maximum width was about 400

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yards. Okay, now we're getting into math. Making

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it one of the narrowest F5 tornadoes on record.

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Skinny. Skinny legend. It was a skinny queen.

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Skinny legend, truly. Yeah. Wow. Heroin chic.

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It's appropriate that it was the 90s. Well. Yep.

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Do you want to know some songs that were popping?

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Yeah. Let's pop off. Let's pop off with some

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songs. Because You Love Me by Celine Dion. Because

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you love me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that one. Always

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Be My Baby by Mariah Carey. Always be my baby.

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Yeah. So that one was popular in 96. Came out

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the year prior. Is this the song I'm thinking

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of? i love you always forever is that the one

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where it's like i love you always forever near

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and far whatever yeah well when you said i love

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i was like that was before a little bit i think

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wow that was so good for both of us yeah oh gangsta's

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paradise It came out the year prior, but it was

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popular still. I couldn't tell you a single word,

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but I can tell you Amish. No diggity. Blackstreet.

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1979 by the Smashing Pumpkins. This one actually

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came out in 96, so not just on the billboards,

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but... Pony. Oh, shit. Anyone talk about porn?

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This pony, let's do it. Ride in my saddle. I

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don't think that's the word. Does he say saddle?

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I don't think so. It's called pony. They should

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mention saddles. They're important for safety.

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Get the lyrics. If you're horny, let's do it.

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Ride it, my pony. My saddles. So he does say

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saddle. Come and jump on it. If you're horny,

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let's do it. I thought horny was pony. Ride it,

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my pony. I didn't know the lyrics this whole

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time. I didn't either. I thought it just started

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with him saying pony. No. Let's do it. If you're

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horny, let's do it. Ride it, my pony. My saddle's

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waiting. Come and jump on it. So saddle is in

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there. Saddle's in there. I'm proud of you. Saddle's

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in there for safety. Okay, genuine. If It Makes

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You Happy by Sheryl Crow. If it makes you happy.

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Oh, shit. He's sending chills up and down your

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spine. Juice is flowing down her thigh. Girl,

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stop. It's better when you don't know the words.

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It's better when you don't know the words. This

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is super inappropriate. Now it's getting weird.

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Okay. Smut queen over here. It's inappropriate.

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It's inappropriate. That's why this is so hilarious

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that you... It's just so funny to me that you

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are now... Because I can't rule my street. Can

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I ask you a question about that? Really? Just.

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Just genuinely curious. Okay. With the smut.

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Because I know that's kind of like all you read

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now. And I'm not making fun. I'm just saying.

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I try to keep some lighthearted romance in between.

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But do you read anything else? Like I know I

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and I don't need it back. I told you you could

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keep that book. But I'm just curious. Like is

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that a kind of book like a thriller or horror

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or something that you would also read? Or are

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you just purely in that genre now? I just want

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to know. I will read other books. Okay. Yeah.

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But right now, my brain is this. Because the

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idea of reading a book and they're not doing

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it is weird right now. Okay. So I'm in that.

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But I can't get back out. I'm not. I can stop

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whenever I want. Yeah. That's what you said.

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I can stop. I don't have to read it all the time.

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I can read other books. I'm not saying. I'm genuinely

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curious, though. Yeah. Because I know a lot of

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people. Do you remember Clowns in the Cornfield?

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Yeah. That I love? I got the third book. Oh,

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did you read it? Not yet. Okay. I'm waiting until

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I'm mentally prepared to no sex. Okay. No, I

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was just curious because I don't know how. I

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got a signed copy of it. Oh, cool. That's awesome.

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Yeah. I saw it because I follow him on TikTok,

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the author, and he was talking about the release

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of it and that he was going to, like, the first

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however many, like, he would do signed copies.

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So, like, I ordered it in order to sign copy.

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No, the only reason I'm asking is just because,

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like, I know sometimes with me, like, I read

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a lot of different genres. I read a lot of different

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kinds of books. But sometimes I'll read a certain

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kind of book or a genre that I really enjoy.

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And you kind of suck into it? Yeah, or like if

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I try to deviate, it's hard for me to get into

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it. Like I just finished, I wouldn't call it

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a romance. It was kind of like romance and somewhat

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historical fiction. I don't know. General fiction,

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let's call it that. And I'm trying to read like

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a slasher now. And it's not that the slasher's

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bad, it's just the mental jump from going from

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a kind of lighthearted book to something like

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this is a little different. So I'm wondering,

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because I know you've been reading a lot of that,

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how easy it is to... I've read 49 books. That's

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more than I've read this whole year. So you're

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officially beating me. Yeah. Off. My goal was

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15. Wow. Flying colors. Yeah. For a while, I

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read a book a day a couple weeks ago. Wow. That's

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pretty good. Yeah. This was like my longer books.

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Like I have like physical books. Yeah. Like all

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of the, so I don't buy smut. Oh. I don't purchase

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them. I have Kindle Unlimited. And if it's on

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Kindle Unlimited, I will add it to my, my library.

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Yeah. I got you. But if it's, if it's a book

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that I want that's not that, I will purchase

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the book. Okay. I gotcha. Yeah. I guess that

00:16:11.649 --> 00:16:14.149
makes sense. Yeah. So smut is only on my phone.

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My physical books are normal. Except for Icebreaker

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because it wasn't on Kindle Unlimited and I wanted

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to read it. I don't think there's anything wrong

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with that. And I also wouldn't, I wouldn't call

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that smut, but I would call it spicy. Okay. Because

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there is a little bit of a difference. Like,

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it's more of a romance where there's like one,

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maybe two sexy scenes. But it's not like - It's

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more spicy than like, I'm pushing you up against

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this tree and I'm going to choke you out. That's.

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Courtney, wow. The way I was just absolutely

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experiencing whiplash when I thought you were

00:16:52.750 --> 00:16:56.289
going to say wall. And you said tree. After you

00:16:56.289 --> 00:16:59.389
chased her in the forest, duh. With a ghost mask

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on. All right. So 1996. 96. I hope you enjoyed

00:17:05.130 --> 00:17:16.250
that trip back in time. Like hearing about haunted

00:17:16.250 --> 00:17:18.849
histories from around the world? Are you intrigued

00:17:18.849 --> 00:17:21.750
by the misinformed one cases in America where

00:17:21.750 --> 00:17:24.470
people vanish without a trace? Or just want to

00:17:24.470 --> 00:17:27.210
hear about spooky stories of UFOs, Bigfoots and

00:17:27.210 --> 00:17:29.750
other cryptids? Then this is the podcast for

00:17:29.750 --> 00:17:32.750
you. Sit back and relax every other week where

00:17:32.750 --> 00:17:35.589
we investigate these cases together. Just search

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the Spooky Island Radio podcast wherever you

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listen to your podcast to join the investigation.

00:17:40.549 --> 00:17:42.970
And with all that said, I just have one question.

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Do you believe in ghosts? Let's go Frightball.

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Frightball! Frightball. Let's play Frightball.

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Let's play Frightball. So we're gonna do some

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drafts. Courtney has some categories for us.

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And like we explained at the top, we're just

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gonna go back and forth. Pick a top three. We're

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gonna do a three this time. We're gonna do three.

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Just because it's a little easier with the categories.

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You know, movies, it's not quite like just any

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old thing. Do you want me to go first or do you

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want to go first? Whatever you want! Rock, paper,

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scissors? Sure. Best out of three? Or it's the

00:18:18.619 --> 00:18:20.319
first one? You're going to have to do best out

00:18:20.319 --> 00:18:22.220
of three. Okay. And it's rock, paper, scissors,

00:18:22.259 --> 00:18:26.099
shoot. Right. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock,

00:18:26.180 --> 00:18:29.079
paper, scissors, shoot. Yes. You got one? Rock,

00:18:29.079 --> 00:18:31.700
paper, scissors, shoot. Fuck. I got one? Rock,

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paper, scissors, shoot. You got me. You go first

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then. I go first, okay. And I'm glad. Okay. Because

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we're doing slasher. Okay. Ooh, okay. Scream.

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Alright. Alright. Alright. Halloween. Okay. I

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know what you did last summer. Oh, that was gonna

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be my fuck! Friday the 13th. I'm switching it

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up here. My Bloody Valentine. Ooh! Interesting.

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It's a good one. I got a candle in there about

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it. Jensen Ackles. Well, that's the remake. I've

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never seen the remake. I've never seen the original.

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Together we've seen both. I need one more. Slasher.

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I'm trying to think. Can I be a dick? We're not

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doing two. Fuck you. Um... Man, I don't know.

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What are other slasher films other than Scream,

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Halloween, and Friday the 13th? I know, I'm having

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a hard time. I guess Psycho. He's kind of a slasher.

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Okay, I have him. I have that movie under something

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else. I will have it for other things too, but...

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Not even Nightmare on Elm Street? But see, he's

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like, he's all ghosty, you know? Yeah, but it's

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still a slasher. Yeah, but that's what's hard,

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you know? Because by that standard, I would want

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to say Final Destination because death is kind

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of like a slasher. See, I put Final Destination

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somewhere else. And it's like it has the formula

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of a slasher movie, but it's an entity. So it's

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hard. So I'm going to go with Psycho just because

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it's a real person. Okay. So then you'll start

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next. Okay. Psychological. Ooh. Jacob's Ladder.

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Never seen it. I don't even know what it is.

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It's pretty good. The guy is, like, a veteran,

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and he's got, like, he starts hallucinating and

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shit, and it's devil shit. It's a good movie.

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It's a really good movie. The Sixth Sense. Good

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one. Good one. Um... This one sucks, but it's

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really... I love it. Have you ever seen Hide

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and Seek with Robert De Niro and Dakota Fanning?

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No. Okay. There's... It's... They're nuts. And

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it's a father and daughter and it's spooky, but

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it's psychological horror. It's not that good.

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It's actually pretty bad, but I enjoy it. Really.

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I really like it. Okay. Okay. Silence of the

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Lambs. Okay. All right. You know, put the lotion

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in the basket. I feel you. I'm picking up what

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you're putting down. Psychological horror. Oh,

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oh. Misery. Ooh. That's a good one. That's a

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really good one. I love her. Did you see when

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she was doing whatever her little monologue was

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on when she hosted, or not hosted, when she presented

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on the Golden Globes recently? She did for villains,

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and she was like, you have no idea how hard it

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was to get a date after Misery. Oh, yeah. That

00:21:19.890 --> 00:21:22.549
was funny. All right, I'm ready. You go next,

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though, right? The Happening. Oh, oh, you still

00:21:26.670 --> 00:21:28.789
needed one. Yeah. So that was your third one.

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That was my third. Okay, The Happening. Yeah,

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I forgot all about that one. Fuck me up. Yeah.

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Okay, next one? Yeah. Found footage. Okay. And

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I'm starting. You're starting. Let's start off

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strong. Okay. Blair Witch Project. Good one,

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good one, good one. Paranormal Activity. Classic.

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Absolutely. Cloverfield. Ooh, okay. Dude, I don't

00:21:51.769 --> 00:21:54.630
know. Now I'm starting to not know any. I only

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have two more, so I hope you don't take either

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of them. Oh, what's that one? Deborah Logan?

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The Haunting of Deborah Logan? Yes! That was

00:22:01.950 --> 00:22:06.960
on my list! Okay. As above, so below. Okay. Shit.

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I love that movie. Dude, I don't know if I know

00:22:09.559 --> 00:22:12.599
another one. So it's partly found footage, but

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partly not. Yeah, it's not all. It's kind of

00:22:14.319 --> 00:22:17.980
in between. There's not as much found footage

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as I thought there was going to be. Yeah, right.

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But I also tried to keep it 90s and 2000s for

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the most part when I was choosing these. Right.

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Oh, Grave Encounters. I never watched that. I've

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seen it. It's been a long fucking time, so that'll

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be my third one. Okay. All right. Ready for this?

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I like our teams. Go ahead. Category? Category

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is... Monster slash vampire. Okay. Because I

00:22:45.400 --> 00:22:47.299
don't watch either, so I needed the combination.

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All right. You go first. Mom's got a date with

00:22:51.940 --> 00:22:56.720
a vampire. Decom. Cabin and Lloyd's. Oh! Okay.

00:22:57.000 --> 00:22:59.599
But I also have that in another one. Fair enough.

00:23:00.660 --> 00:23:04.900
I mean, I guess I'll just go... Dracula. Okay.

00:23:06.859 --> 00:23:09.579
You should pick Twilight. The reason I wanted

00:23:09.579 --> 00:23:13.000
the vampires to be their own thing is because

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I wanted there to be the ability to pick Twilight.

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Yeah, well, I put Twilight on it. I'm going to

00:23:17.519 --> 00:23:20.119
say Twilight. Twilight it is, okay. Because it's

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horror, if you ask me. Yeah, it's horrific. It's

00:23:23.240 --> 00:23:25.720
horrific. Bella, where the hell have you been,

00:23:25.759 --> 00:23:28.519
loca? I mean, and honestly, that is the skin

00:23:28.519 --> 00:23:34.779
of a killer. The skin of a killer, Bella. Okay,

00:23:34.779 --> 00:23:37.259
since we're doing monsters slash vampires, I'll

00:23:37.259 --> 00:23:39.240
mix it up a little bit. The Creature from the

00:23:39.240 --> 00:23:44.519
Black Lagoon. Okay, okay, okay. Do you have one

00:23:44.519 --> 00:23:50.099
more? I put arachnophobia because I'm so afraid

00:23:50.099 --> 00:23:52.140
of spiders. Well, they're spooky. They're spooky.

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I also put Jurassic Park. Honestly, that's fair.

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A lot of people do count it as a horror film.

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Yeah, yeah, because it can be scary. Yeah, scary.

00:24:00.380 --> 00:24:03.059
It's a little scary. Yeah. But yeah, no, I'll

00:24:03.059 --> 00:24:05.339
say arachnophobia, because that scares the shit

00:24:05.339 --> 00:24:07.680
out of me. Fair enough. And I would say spiders

00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:11.180
are monsters. Yeah. You're probably right. Mm

00:24:11.180 --> 00:24:13.880
-hmm. Okay. Did you start that? I think I did.

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Okay. Yeah, because I started with Mom's Got

00:24:15.799 --> 00:24:18.259
a Daily Vampire, so that was my third. Okay.

00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:24.019
So then I start. Yeah. Comedy. Okay. Scary Movie

00:24:24.019 --> 00:24:27.819
3. Okay. I know I said we can't do, like, numbers,

00:24:27.900 --> 00:24:29.259
but that's my favorite one. I have to. I know.

00:24:29.259 --> 00:24:34.369
I know. I know. Um. Shaun of the Dead. Dang it.

00:24:34.930 --> 00:24:39.829
Okay. Cabin in the Woods. Fair enough. Okay.

00:24:41.329 --> 00:24:43.710
Killer Clowns from Outer Space. Oh, Mike would

00:24:43.710 --> 00:24:46.490
love you for that. Like, come on. That is a comedy.

00:24:47.789 --> 00:24:51.369
Zombieland. Good one, good one. Warm Bodies.

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Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I like that movie. Yeah, I

00:24:55.509 --> 00:24:57.430
remember watching that in theaters. Yeah. It

00:24:57.430 --> 00:24:59.509
was there when we were working there. I also

00:24:59.509 --> 00:25:02.779
added This is the End. Oh, that's a good one.

00:25:02.900 --> 00:25:04.960
I wouldn't have thought of that, but you're right.

00:25:05.779 --> 00:25:09.019
Shit. Shit. Shit. Okay, moving right along. Moving

00:25:09.019 --> 00:25:13.180
on up. All right, so the next category is paranormal.

00:25:14.099 --> 00:25:16.680
Ooh, this could be a lot of things. It could

00:25:16.680 --> 00:25:20.539
be a lot of things. And you start, because I

00:25:20.539 --> 00:25:26.449
started with Scary Movie. Oh, right. Okay. I

00:25:26.449 --> 00:25:29.210
know I'm redoing it. It's fine. It can be. I

00:25:29.210 --> 00:25:33.029
can't get it out of my brain. Ghost ship. Well,

00:25:33.049 --> 00:25:36.950
fuck. Ghost ship. Ghost ship. That's still our

00:25:36.950 --> 00:25:39.730
most popular episode. It's to date. So good.

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All right. I feel like this should be the easiest

00:25:46.190 --> 00:25:47.829
one, but for some reason, I think because there's

00:25:47.829 --> 00:25:49.450
so many options. There's a lot of options for

00:25:49.450 --> 00:25:53.490
paranormal. Whatever we don't get into, I will

00:25:53.490 --> 00:25:56.490
say on my list of what I have. Okay. I don't

00:25:56.490 --> 00:25:59.970
know. Fucking The Conjuring. Okay. Final Destination.

00:26:00.809 --> 00:26:06.009
I guess. I guess. But also... Well, because it's

00:26:06.009 --> 00:26:09.710
paranormal that it's coming after them. I guess.

00:26:09.710 --> 00:26:11.509
In the way that it does. That's what's so hard

00:26:11.509 --> 00:26:13.069
about it, because it's like an entity, but is

00:26:13.069 --> 00:26:14.910
it a paranormal entity? Is it not? I don't know.

00:26:16.029 --> 00:26:21.130
Okay. I guess my last one will be... Amityville

00:26:21.130 --> 00:26:24.329
Horror. Yeah. House is Haunted. Yeah. Good old

00:26:24.329 --> 00:26:28.430
haunted house. We love it. We love it. Insidious.

00:26:29.009 --> 00:26:31.509
That's a good one. That's a very good one. Yeah.

00:26:31.710 --> 00:26:35.589
Good call. I also had Drag Me to Hell. Okay.

00:26:36.789 --> 00:26:39.769
Poltergeist. Shit. And The Ring. The Ring is

00:26:39.769 --> 00:26:42.750
good. See, that's what I mean. There are so many.

00:26:42.809 --> 00:26:45.329
There are so many. To fall into that. See, this

00:26:45.329 --> 00:26:47.529
is hard. Okay, so the next category, I only have

00:26:47.529 --> 00:26:50.710
two. So I'm hoping that something that you say

00:26:50.710 --> 00:26:54.450
will spark a thought. Okay. Possession, which

00:26:54.450 --> 00:26:57.549
can kind of go into paranormal. Okay. I feel

00:26:57.549 --> 00:26:59.589
like. Do I start or do you start? I'll start

00:26:59.589 --> 00:27:02.690
for possession. Exorcism of Emily Rose. Okay.

00:27:04.630 --> 00:27:08.130
I'm just going to say The Exorcist. Okay. The

00:27:08.130 --> 00:27:10.130
Haunting in Connecticut. I guess you're right.

00:27:10.269 --> 00:27:14.180
That is sort of. I'll go, I just watched this,

00:27:14.319 --> 00:27:16.740
The Deliverance. It's brand new. It's on Netflix.

00:27:16.799 --> 00:27:18.519
I just watched it the other day. Kid gets possessed.

00:27:19.200 --> 00:27:22.740
And is poltergeist possession? I would accept

00:27:22.740 --> 00:27:25.819
that. I think it could count. Okay. It's possess

00:27:25.819 --> 00:27:27.859
-ish. It's been a while since I've watched it,

00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:29.779
so I couldn't remember. Well, no, because they

00:27:29.779 --> 00:27:32.339
just take the kid. Yeah, but I mean, the kid

00:27:32.339 --> 00:27:36.460
gets weird. Ooh, ooh, Ouija. There you go. Use

00:27:36.460 --> 00:27:39.000
Ouija. Ouija. All right. So then I need a third

00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:43.119
one? Yep. The Conjuring. The one they did about

00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:45.859
the kid getting possessed. Come on, it's a different

00:27:45.859 --> 00:27:47.759
movie. It's not just like a straight up... Fine,

00:27:47.819 --> 00:27:50.299
whatever. And the omen isn't really... Because

00:27:50.299 --> 00:27:52.779
he's not possessed. He's just the Antichrist.

00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:55.980
Oh, I've never watched the omen. Okay. They're

00:27:55.980 --> 00:28:01.440
different CDs. Oh, oh. The Exorcism. It's new

00:28:01.440 --> 00:28:04.119
-ish. It came out earlier this year. Okay. Russell

00:28:04.119 --> 00:28:07.519
Crowe's in it. He's a priest. I remember it now

00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:10.240
that I saw the poster. There's just so many exorcisms.

00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:12.099
Yeah, there's like a ton. Like the exorcism of

00:28:12.099 --> 00:28:15.259
Bill, the exorcism of Bob, Emily Rose, everybody.

00:28:15.579 --> 00:28:18.339
All of them are having exorcisms. Yep. I also,

00:28:18.420 --> 00:28:21.220
isn't the taking of Deborah Logan also like that?

00:28:21.319 --> 00:28:23.059
I think so, right? Isn't that really what's going

00:28:23.059 --> 00:28:25.819
on? It's not just that, it's like you think it's

00:28:25.819 --> 00:28:29.940
just that she's dementia and then it's not. Yeah.

00:28:29.940 --> 00:28:33.740
It's the devil. Something like that. Yeah. Okay.

00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:36.019
This is my last one that I have. So then we're

00:28:36.019 --> 00:28:36.799
going to switch over to mine. Then we're going

00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:38.880
to switch over. Okay, so the category is based

00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:42.380
on a true story. Ooh! And you start. I get to

00:28:42.380 --> 00:28:45.759
start? Yeah. Fuck me up. I will pick... And I

00:28:45.759 --> 00:28:47.619
only have four, so I really hope that you don't

00:28:47.619 --> 00:28:52.119
pick mine. Okay. Winchester. Fuck! You showed

00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:57.960
me the movie. I know! Zodiac. Oh! I don't know

00:28:57.960 --> 00:28:59.619
if I would have thought of that as like a...

00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:02.819
Horror movie. I mean, it's... Fair enough. Someone's

00:29:02.819 --> 00:29:04.319
murdering someone. It's horror. Horrific. I guess

00:29:04.319 --> 00:29:10.220
that's true. Um... Amityville Horror. Once again.

00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:15.099
Exorcism of Emily Rose. Once again. Uh, okay.

00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:18.160
One more, one more, one more. Based on a true

00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:23.400
story. I hate to keep repeating shit, but The

00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:26.059
Haunting in Connecticut. That is, yeah. Yeah.

00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:30.789
Um, The Strangers. Oh, that's right. I forgot

00:29:30.789 --> 00:29:33.269
that was based on a true story. Yeah, it's from...

00:29:33.269 --> 00:29:38.269
Fuck. Damn it. Hold on. I have it. I don't know.

00:29:38.289 --> 00:29:40.490
I don't remember. I took a screenshot, so I won't

00:29:40.490 --> 00:29:49.470
forget. It is following... The Mason family murders.

00:29:50.349 --> 00:29:53.569
Manson? Manson. I said Mason. It's Manson. The

00:29:53.569 --> 00:29:57.809
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00:30:11.410 --> 00:30:14.730
All right, so I have a few as well. Okay. All

00:30:14.730 --> 00:30:20.430
right. Witches. And I guess you go first. Witches.

00:30:20.569 --> 00:30:25.569
Witches. Hocus Pocus. Good call, good call. Practical

00:30:25.569 --> 00:30:32.809
magic. Um... Twitches. Wow. Not Twitches 2? Okay.

00:30:35.829 --> 00:30:40.109
Um... The Craft. Okay. They're witchy. Isn't

00:30:40.109 --> 00:30:44.609
the movie called Witches? The Witches is a movie,

00:30:44.710 --> 00:30:46.410
yeah. Isn't it about witches? The Roald Dahl

00:30:46.410 --> 00:30:49.849
movie. They're creepy as fuck. Yeah, I think

00:30:49.849 --> 00:30:50.990
that's... Is that what I'm talking about? I think

00:30:50.990 --> 00:30:52.029
that's what I'm talking about. I think it is.

00:30:52.049 --> 00:30:54.329
Show me... If you see this picture and that's

00:30:54.329 --> 00:30:55.849
what you're going for, because it's a very...

00:30:56.340 --> 00:30:59.680
She's scary as hell. Ugh. Yeah, I think that's

00:30:59.680 --> 00:31:02.400
what I was talking about. That's it? Okay. Witches.

00:31:03.059 --> 00:31:07.640
Witches. Hoax Pokes, Twitches, and Witches. Okay,

00:31:07.640 --> 00:31:09.579
I need one more then. And then so do you, right?

00:31:09.759 --> 00:31:11.579
No, that was three. That was my third one. Oh,

00:31:11.579 --> 00:31:13.339
because you started with Hocus Pocus. That's

00:31:13.339 --> 00:31:15.019
right. The Witches of Eastwick. I don't know

00:31:15.019 --> 00:31:17.579
what that is. It's a movie. Okay. It came out

00:31:17.579 --> 00:31:20.279
in the late 80s. It's like a comedy horror. Okay.

00:31:20.519 --> 00:31:22.680
Jack Nicholson's in it. Cher's in it. Interesting.

00:31:22.779 --> 00:31:25.000
Yeah. It's a great movie. I believe you. Alright.

00:31:25.400 --> 00:31:29.579
Next one. Next one. Based on books. I go first.

00:31:29.740 --> 00:31:35.140
Fuck. It. You got me. Oh, yeah. Frankenstein.

00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:40.519
Good one. Good one. The Shining. Okay. Obviously.

00:31:41.660 --> 00:31:44.740
Salem's Lot. I just finished reading it. I hadn't

00:31:44.740 --> 00:31:48.160
read it. It's good. It's good. Okay. I'm trying

00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:50.960
to not do a Stephen King. It's hard to do. It's

00:31:50.960 --> 00:31:52.279
gonna be difficult. It's gonna be difficult.

00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:54.819
It might be too difficult. To not do Stephen

00:31:54.819 --> 00:32:00.119
King. Yeah. Pet Sematary. Had to. Sorry. Dracula.

00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:03.660
Good one. See, I already picked Dracula. I'm

00:32:03.660 --> 00:32:06.559
trying to avoid the repeat so I can. Yeah, but

00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:08.660
it's different categories. I know. Just for my

00:32:08.660 --> 00:32:11.039
own sanity of keeping track of what I'm actually

00:32:11.039 --> 00:32:15.480
fucking saying. DCOMS. Don't Look Under the Bed.

00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:21.480
Good one. Halloween Town. Classic. What is the...

00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:24.059
Fuck. Phantom of the Mega Bloks. Good one. Good

00:32:24.059 --> 00:32:27.519
one. The Scream Team. I never watched that. It's

00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:28.900
good. I love it very much. I'm gonna repeat.

00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:32.380
Twitches. Good one. I'm also gonna repeat. Mom's

00:32:32.380 --> 00:32:34.180
Gonna Date with a Vampire. Whenever you say that,

00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:36.559
I think of my date with the president's daughter.

00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:40.900
Oh, yeah. My date with her. All right. Zombies.

00:32:41.319 --> 00:32:45.779
Zombieland. Okay. Oh, Night of the Living Dead.

00:32:46.019 --> 00:32:49.279
Dawn of the Dead. Shaun of the Dead. One more

00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:51.859
week. Fuck. I don't know. I don't watch a lot

00:32:51.859 --> 00:32:55.319
of zombie movies. Zombie movies. 28 weeks later.

00:32:55.599 --> 00:32:57.460
Yeah, that's a good one. I was gonna say World

00:32:57.460 --> 00:33:00.220
War Z. Mm -hmm. I went on a date to see that.

00:33:00.339 --> 00:33:03.599
Nice. The guy I went to prom with. Nice. Jennifer's

00:33:03.599 --> 00:33:07.799
body. There you go. Lisa Frankenstein? That's

00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:10.400
new -ish. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the dead don't die.

00:33:11.539 --> 00:33:16.019
1990s. 90s? 90s specific. Are you starting or

00:33:16.019 --> 00:33:20.920
am I starting? I'm starting. Okay. Um... Scream.

00:33:21.099 --> 00:33:25.039
Fuck. Fuck you. Um... I know what you did last

00:33:25.039 --> 00:33:27.940
summer. Good one, good one. Uh, Sleepy Hollow.

00:33:28.660 --> 00:33:33.160
Ooh. I love it. That's a good one. Yeah, it is.

00:33:33.400 --> 00:33:36.119
The original It. Technically, it's made for a

00:33:36.119 --> 00:33:39.480
TV movie. That came out in the 80s. 1990. There's

00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:41.460
no way. There's no way. I don't believe you.

00:33:41.900 --> 00:33:43.900
You don't believe me? I don't believe you. I

00:33:43.900 --> 00:33:46.609
don't believe you. Oh my god, you're right! But

00:33:46.609 --> 00:33:48.710
that wasn't a movie. That was a miniseries. It

00:33:48.710 --> 00:33:53.009
was two made -for -TV movies. Alright. I'll allow

00:33:53.009 --> 00:33:55.470
it. Am I on my third one? My last one? Yeah.

00:33:55.849 --> 00:34:02.730
Okay. Oh, The People Under the Stairs. Classic.

00:34:04.670 --> 00:34:07.210
I have another one, right? Yeah. You have one

00:34:07.210 --> 00:34:11.769
more. Because I went first. Okay. I want to try

00:34:11.769 --> 00:34:13.210
and pick something that we haven't already said.

00:34:13.469 --> 00:34:19.070
Okay. Chucky. Chucky. Not a favorite. But exists.

00:34:19.210 --> 00:34:21.230
It exists. It exists. Alright, next one. Black

00:34:21.230 --> 00:34:24.650
and white. I got nothing for you. I get to start.

00:34:24.829 --> 00:34:26.409
You get to start? You start that one. No, you

00:34:26.409 --> 00:34:28.449
start. You start. That's right. Okay. Dracula?

00:34:29.110 --> 00:34:34.829
Yeah. The Bela Lugosi one. Um. I'm gonna say

00:34:34.829 --> 00:34:38.210
Psycho. Okay. I mean, I'm repeating with Psycho.

00:34:38.550 --> 00:34:40.670
I know that. But I haven't said him in a while.

00:34:41.949 --> 00:34:46.349
Nosferatu. Nosferatu. Why did I say T? I don't

00:34:46.349 --> 00:34:48.329
know. Because the F kind of looks like a T. Yeah,

00:34:48.349 --> 00:34:53.949
Nosferatu. Nosferatu. All right. I'm also going

00:34:53.949 --> 00:34:57.750
to repeat here. Okay. Creature of the Black Lagoon.

00:34:58.590 --> 00:35:00.989
Okay. But I haven't said that since very early

00:35:00.989 --> 00:35:04.690
on, so I feel okay about it. The Lighthouse.

00:35:05.309 --> 00:35:07.590
The Lighthouse. I don't know if I'm familiar.

00:35:08.389 --> 00:35:13.030
It was with Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson.

00:35:13.710 --> 00:35:15.469
And they were at a lighthouse, and it was literally

00:35:15.469 --> 00:35:18.329
in black and white. I feel like I remember that

00:35:18.329 --> 00:35:24.309
picture of Willem Dafoe. Huh, okay. Alright,

00:35:24.510 --> 00:35:26.389
I'm gonna, oh, I forgot about this one. Eraserhead.

00:35:26.769 --> 00:35:31.610
Cat people. Oh, yeah! Oh, that brings me back.

00:35:32.429 --> 00:35:36.190
Cat people. See? You did it. I did it! You did

00:35:36.190 --> 00:35:39.090
it. Alright, I'll do two more. Oh, shit, okay.

00:35:39.329 --> 00:35:46.079
Ready? Ready. 1980s. Okay. Do I start? No, I

00:35:46.079 --> 00:35:50.019
do. Nightmare on Elm Street. Fuck you. Ha! Wow.

00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:56.099
She's a salty, salty spittoon. Gremlins. Oh,

00:35:56.119 --> 00:35:58.539
shit. I would not consider that a horror movie.

00:35:58.820 --> 00:36:02.300
Yeah, it's fine. Um, Evil Dead 2. We're not doing

00:36:02.300 --> 00:36:06.340
twos! Okay, fine. No, Evil Dead 2 was more popular

00:36:06.340 --> 00:36:09.340
than Evil Dead. And I didn't say Evil Dead, and

00:36:09.340 --> 00:36:13.690
then Evil Dead 2. You said Scary Movie 3. Friday

00:36:13.690 --> 00:36:18.769
the 13th. Okay. Alright. Um... Oh, I had one.

00:36:18.809 --> 00:36:23.610
Now I've forgotten it. I had one. And now it's

00:36:23.610 --> 00:36:29.670
gonna... Oh, oh, oh. I'll go with... Ooh, Fright

00:36:29.670 --> 00:36:32.329
Night. I love Fright Night. That's a great movie.

00:36:32.449 --> 00:36:34.510
American Werewolf in London. That's a great movie,

00:36:34.590 --> 00:36:38.139
too. Love it. Do you need one more? I think that

00:36:38.139 --> 00:36:39.980
was my last one, right? I think so. If not, I'll

00:36:39.980 --> 00:36:44.059
say The Thing. There you go. Alright, last one.

00:36:44.119 --> 00:36:49.239
You ready? Yeah. Alien movies. Aliens! Signs.

00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:52.559
Okay. Okay. Man, that scene where that alien

00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:56.079
walks by. Scarred me for life. It's scary as

00:36:56.079 --> 00:36:57.900
fuck. It actually scared my sister. It's very

00:36:57.900 --> 00:37:03.440
scary. I was not scared. Well, lucky you. Dreamcatcher.

00:37:04.659 --> 00:37:08.420
I'm gonna shake it up here. Okay. Alien. Fuck!

00:37:09.420 --> 00:37:16.519
Yo, that's insane. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey -oh!

00:37:17.500 --> 00:37:23.480
Hey -oh! Okay. Um... I mean, am I a dick if I

00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:26.639
do Alien vs. Predator? Yes. Okay, fine, I won't.

00:37:27.300 --> 00:37:30.579
Um... It came from outer space. Killer clowns

00:37:30.579 --> 00:37:35.449
from outer space. Fuck me up. I'll do... I'm

00:37:35.449 --> 00:37:36.969
trying to think. There's like another alien movie

00:37:36.969 --> 00:37:42.070
that is like Signs, but it... Um, something of

00:37:42.070 --> 00:37:44.989
the... It's not Close Encounters of the Third

00:37:44.989 --> 00:37:47.710
Kind. But I guess I could just say that. There's

00:37:47.710 --> 00:37:51.070
one that I'm... Like, I'm thinking of one that

00:37:51.070 --> 00:37:53.670
I can't... It came out not that long ago, right?

00:37:53.829 --> 00:37:56.849
I don't think so. I feel like within the last

00:37:56.849 --> 00:37:59.510
ten years. I actually know which one I want to

00:37:59.510 --> 00:38:02.389
pick, though. So you can look it up, but... E

00:38:02.389 --> 00:38:06.210
.T.? No. Independence Day? No. Okay. Lilo and

00:38:06.210 --> 00:38:09.829
Stitch. Fuck. Yeah. It's awful. That is horror,

00:38:09.949 --> 00:38:12.530
actually. Men in Black. Oh, that's a good one.

00:38:12.670 --> 00:38:17.389
That's a good one. Super 8. Oh. I forgot that

00:38:17.389 --> 00:38:20.030
was even about aliens. War of the Worlds. I think

00:38:20.030 --> 00:38:21.750
that's what I'm thinking of. I think I'm thinking

00:38:21.750 --> 00:38:24.809
of War of the Worlds. Paul. Fuck you. Hi, I'm

00:38:24.809 --> 00:38:27.710
Paul. Well, I think we put together some pretty

00:38:27.710 --> 00:38:31.130
good Fright Ball games. Avatar. The Fourth Kind.

00:38:31.929 --> 00:38:35.139
That's what I was thinking of. I just had to

00:38:35.139 --> 00:38:37.219
keep scrolling until I found it. That was 2009.

00:38:37.860 --> 00:38:40.159
So that's not that long ago. I mean, I guess

00:38:40.159 --> 00:38:42.260
it kind of was. Well, in my mind, it's not. It's

00:38:42.260 --> 00:38:44.940
like five years from now, it's going to be 20

00:38:44.940 --> 00:38:49.679
years. Shut the fuck up. So it's 15 years. Anyways,

00:38:49.760 --> 00:38:52.659
let's not dwell on that. That's not what we're

00:38:52.659 --> 00:38:55.679
here for. I hope you've enjoyed this 30 Dirty

00:38:55.679 --> 00:38:58.320
and Dying edition of Fright Ball. Fright Ball!

00:38:58.460 --> 00:39:01.380
Fright Ball, our scary movie draft. Tell us which

00:39:01.380 --> 00:39:02.880
ones you would have picked. Tell us what your

00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:04.980
favorites are. What did we forget? Yeah. Because

00:39:04.980 --> 00:39:07.500
we obviously did. We forgot several. It's hard

00:39:07.500 --> 00:39:08.820
when you're, you know, all the lights are on

00:39:08.820 --> 00:39:10.820
you and you're doing it live. Well, I wasn't.

00:39:10.820 --> 00:39:14.079
I had planned. And yet still. Not all of them,

00:39:14.099 --> 00:39:15.420
though. You had plans for yours. You didn't have

00:39:15.420 --> 00:39:17.739
a plan for mine. I didn't have a plan for mine

00:39:17.739 --> 00:39:20.880
either. I mean, I had a general vibe for some

00:39:20.880 --> 00:39:22.320
of them, but that was it. I feel like you just

00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:24.099
go by vibes and I love that for you. Yeah, I

00:39:24.099 --> 00:39:26.119
do. When we do stuff like this, it's just like

00:39:26.119 --> 00:39:28.400
impossible for me to prepare. See, and I have

00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:30.059
to prepare because I'll forget everything I ever

00:39:30.059 --> 00:39:32.340
know. And that's what we bring to you here on

00:39:32.340 --> 00:39:34.659
30, 30 and Dying. Vibes, forgetting everything

00:39:34.659 --> 00:39:37.619
we ever knew, and unlocking your memories, nostalgic

00:39:37.619 --> 00:39:41.300
and otherwise. Thanks for listening. And we hope

00:39:41.300 --> 00:39:44.219
you come back for next week's episode. So what

00:39:44.219 --> 00:39:45.900
will it be? You'll have to tune in to find out.

00:39:46.139 --> 00:39:51.019
Whoa. Whoa. So much for my happy ending. Oh.

00:39:52.539 --> 00:40:03.920
Bye. Whatever you're thinking about doing, don't.
