Welcome back to 30 Dirty and Dying. I'm Clarissa.
I'm kourtney. We're your favorite chaotic spiraling
through life 30 -somethings. And today we are
continuing our month of spooks. Spooktober, if
you will. Spooktober! Every October we like to
lean into spooky seasons. Because we are spooks.
We're spooky and we're angsty and we love Halloween.
And bats. Freaking bats. I love Halloween. Halloween
is cool. And this is what we do. We take a little
deviation from our regular content. I mean, are
we really? I don't know. We're just theming it.
We're theming our usual content. Yeah, sometimes
we drift a little bit outside, but not that far.
No. Since it helps when you make chaos part of
the brand. I hope you guys are listening if you're
thinking about making a podcast or anything.
Put chaos in the brand and then you can't do
anything wrong. Correct. So today... You also
can't do anything wrong when Clarissa cuts out
things that I say. That's what I'm here for.
So today we're continuing our spooky train and
we're doing something not... quite a bracket
a draft is that what it is yeah we've done it
before on a another episode i feel like we've
done it more than once but maybe i'm wrong so
well what we'll do is like we'll have a category
category we love a category here category is
say a category and then we'll go back and forth
okay so like say the category is soda okay because
Whatever floats your boat. Pop. So say I go first,
right? And I'll say Dr. Pepper. Okay. You can't
put Dr. Pepper on your draft now. Yeah. So then...
Let's do three. Okay, Dr. Pepper. Yeah. Sprite.
Coke. Diet Coke. Root beer. Cream soda. Nice.
And now we have our teams. Our team. But I really
wanted to say root beer, and I couldn't. Yeah,
because I took it. You beat me to it. Yep. Yeah.
Way to go, Dr. Pepper. It's good shit. It's good
shit. Anyways, so we're going to do a bracket,
not bracket, a draft of sorts to come up with
our top things of the category. But it's... It's
spooky, so we're doing scary movies. Horror slash...
I didn't really put Halloween. I think Halloween,
horror, whatever we come up with when you come
up with these categories. The categories I think
are good because they're semi -vague. So we can
get a little fucked up. And I did create a list.
I know you're going rogue here. But I did create
my list. Based on the categories. And there are
a couple movies that are in multiple categories.
I feel like I would have some of those as well.
Because I felt like they go into both. So we
can repeat different categories, we just can't
repeat each other in one category. Correct. So
that's what we're going to do today. Welcome
to Fantasy Fright Ball. I just came up with that
right now. That's good. Alright. So we're going
to do a little. We're going to do the fun fantasy,
not stupid sports. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. This is
much better. Yeah. But before we get into it,
before our draft begins. We got to go back in
time. Back in time. All right. We're in 1996.
Whoa. Taking it back. I was five. Five? Four
or five. I was like two. Two. Two. Trying to
remember what my birthday party was. What's your
ETA? Two minutes. Oh my god, I remember. I don't
remember. I wasn't, I don't remember it, but
I remember the pictures from it. My second birthday,
but you're never gonna fucking believe this.
Clowns. There was, I don't think it was like
a party party. I think we were just like at my
grandmother's house, but the cake had a fucking
clown on it. Oh my god. Insane. Insane clown
posse. I was hoping you were gonna say that.
Of course I'm gonna fucking say that. Um. Yeah,
oh my god. Insane. Who would've thunk it? And
now I hate clowns. Maybe that's why. I love clowns.
I hate them. I mean, I'm in love with a clown.
Yeah, Mike. He is a fucking clown. I'm sorry.
I like Mike just fine. It was just too good of
an opportunity. It was really good. You're not
offending me. I say that shit to his face. You
fucking clown. See, that's what true love is.
It is, dude. It so is. Like, the other day, I
was doing the bookcases. I was, like, maneuvering
them because Justin had built them a couple days
before that. And he, I thought I heard him get
up, like, wake up. Because, you know, he sleeps
later when he works different shifts. So I wouldn't
have started doing that if I thought he was asleep.
But I guess he just went to the bathroom or something.
He wasn't, like, awake -awake. So I just kept
going. And then he texted me and was like, hey,
can you stop so I can get, like, an hour more
of sleep or something? And my text back was,
just give me a fucking second. And then he was
like, don't get mad, blah, blah, blah. And then
I was done. So I was like, I'm already done,
so you're welcome. Like, I literally just needed
a fucking second. You're welcome, you jag. And
he's like, we do that all the time to each other.
Just like, fuck you, fuck you more. Yeah. It's
true love, man. It's true love. It's true love.
If you can't say... Fuck you. Fuck you to your
love of your life. You have the wrong love of
your life. Yeah. Who just take things too seriously.
Yeah, really. Anyways, 96. I thought it would
be good to do this year because it's when Scream
came out. Nice. The OG Scream. OG. OG Scream,
which I'm sure we'll get into in our drafty draft.
It might be on my list. It's probably going to
be on some of mine. Depends on who goes first.
Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. It'll be a Scream.
Some other movies. Romeo plus Juliet. Is that
the one with, what's his face? Leonardo DiCaprio,
yeah. The Craft. Another spooky shit. Okay. They're
witchies. Yeah. Matilda. I love Matilda. Me too,
it's good. Twister. Your favorite. My fave. Love
it. I'm trying to look for scary movies or scary
-ish movies here. Oh, this isn't supposed to
be scary, but it fucking is. James and the Giant
Peach. I loved James and the Giant Peach. I said
Giant Paige. Paige? I love James and the Giant
Paige. Paige? Yeah, James and the Giant Peach.
I love it, but it's scary as fuck. It's creepy,
yeah. Yeah. Hunchback of Notre Dame. Classic.
I love it. 101 Dalmatians. Space Jam. Space Jam.
I love Space Jam. I was, like, weirdly obsessed
with it for a while. I really like Space Jam.
Did you watch the new one? Yeah, I did. I didn't.
I did. We watched it when we had Justin's son
for when he was with us for the summer that it
came out. So we watched it then because he wanted
to watch it. I thought it was good. Didn't they
make Lullabunny like not sexy? Yeah, I think
so. But here's the thing. That's probably better.
You know what I mean? You're right. So I was
okay with that. deviation from the original.
What else happened, Courtney? Um, so I have common
things that kids were saying. Oh shit, some slangity
slang? Slang. Hell yeah. Booyah! That carried
on, I tell you what. I said that a lot. Word.
Word up! And fly. That's so fly. Like a G6 even.
Like a G6. Uh, favorite toys. Okay. Tickle Me
Elmo. Yeah. Which is also very creepy. Yeah,
I think I had one. Beanie Babies. I had several.
Barbie dolls. You know it. I feel like the majority
of the 90s were Barbies, you know? I feel like
the majority of time. Yeah. You know, they've
had several era sores. New York Yankees won their
23rd World Series. Good, I don't give a fuck,
but... Chicago Bulls were crowned NBA champions.
Hell yeah, Michael Jordan was there. Dallas Cowboys
won Super Bowl XXX. Get wrecked. Atlanta hosted
the 1996 Olympics. Wow, here in America. And
the U .S. women's national team notably won the
first ever women's Olympic gold medal in soccer.
Wow. Gotta kick it up. Gotta kick it up. That's
a dance movie, but I'm thinking of kicking. Bend
it like Beckham. Bend it like Beckham. There
you go, I fixed it. Do you want me to look up
Twisters? Yes. Well, Twister came out, so it
seems appropriate that you would give us tornado
facts. Right, okay, so... Tornadoes... 1996.
1996. Okay, so there was an F5 tornado. Shit.
In 1996 in Oakfield, Wisconsin on July 18th.
Wow. Yep, so total tornadoes in the U .S., 1
,173. Seems like a lot. Damage, $720 million
of damage. Wow. 26 fatalities. So did everyone
get out in the open? And then belt themselves
to something. To a pole that's in the ground.
Yeah. And then also kind of low -key have sex
while they're doing it. They didn't low -key
have sex at all. Low -key had sex, definitely.
After the tornado. Anyways. Anytime I see anything
tornado, though, I just immediately think of
you. I just need you to know that. Good. That's
all I hope for. When we were doing the relivings
of our nostalgia Halloween specials. There's
a scene in the Proud Family one that I don't
think I mentioned in the episode, but I did watch
it. And she vanquishes this ghost and it turns
into a tornado. Nice. And I was like, Courtney
would love that. I said that out loud to no one.
I would. So there were 743 F0s. So that's not
even a big deal. It's wind. 313 F1s. Shit. 94
F2s. Oh my god. 20 F3s. Wow. Two F -4s and one
F -5. That big boy over there in Wisconsin. That
big boy in Wisconsin was in July 18th. Let me
see if I can find out a little bit more about
that. Alright, so the F -5 tornado destroyed
parts of Oakfield, Wisconsin. The violent tornado
developed outside of town and moved southeastward,
taking direct aim. Okay. At 7 .15pm, the tornado
struck down, injuring 12 people, but killing
none. Because they were tied up with belts. Bondage.
I mean... Don't. Don't do this. It would be the
only F5 tornado to hit the United States that
year. The tornado's maximum width was about 400
yards. Okay, now we're getting into math. Making
it one of the narrowest F5 tornadoes on record.
Skinny. Skinny legend. It was a skinny queen.
Skinny legend, truly. Yeah. Wow. Heroin chic.
It's appropriate that it was the 90s. Well. Yep.
Do you want to know some songs that were popping?
Yeah. Let's pop off. Let's pop off with some
songs. Because You Love Me by Celine Dion. Because
you love me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that one. Always
Be My Baby by Mariah Carey. Always be my baby.
Yeah. So that one was popular in 96. Came out
the year prior. Is this the song I'm thinking
of? i love you always forever is that the one
where it's like i love you always forever near
and far whatever yeah well when you said i love
i was like that was before a little bit i think
wow that was so good for both of us yeah oh gangsta's
paradise It came out the year prior, but it was
popular still. I couldn't tell you a single word,
but I can tell you Amish. No diggity. Blackstreet.
1979 by the Smashing Pumpkins. This one actually
came out in 96, so not just on the billboards,
but... Pony. Oh, shit. Anyone talk about porn?
This pony, let's do it. Ride in my saddle. I
don't think that's the word. Does he say saddle?
I don't think so. It's called pony. They should
mention saddles. They're important for safety.
Get the lyrics. If you're horny, let's do it.
Ride it, my pony. My saddles. So he does say
saddle. Come and jump on it. If you're horny,
let's do it. I thought horny was pony. Ride it,
my pony. I didn't know the lyrics this whole
time. I didn't either. I thought it just started
with him saying pony. No. Let's do it. If you're
horny, let's do it. Ride it, my pony. My saddle's
waiting. Come and jump on it. So saddle is in
there. Saddle's in there. I'm proud of you. Saddle's
in there for safety. Okay, genuine. If It Makes
You Happy by Sheryl Crow. If it makes you happy.
Oh, shit. He's sending chills up and down your
spine. Juice is flowing down her thigh. Girl,
stop. It's better when you don't know the words.
It's better when you don't know the words. This
is super inappropriate. Now it's getting weird.
Okay. Smut queen over here. It's inappropriate.
It's inappropriate. That's why this is so hilarious
that you... It's just so funny to me that you
are now... Because I can't rule my street. Can
I ask you a question about that? Really? Just.
Just genuinely curious. Okay. With the smut.
Because I know that's kind of like all you read
now. And I'm not making fun. I'm just saying.
I try to keep some lighthearted romance in between.
But do you read anything else? Like I know I
and I don't need it back. I told you you could
keep that book. But I'm just curious. Like is
that a kind of book like a thriller or horror
or something that you would also read? Or are
you just purely in that genre now? I just want
to know. I will read other books. Okay. Yeah.
But right now, my brain is this. Because the
idea of reading a book and they're not doing
it is weird right now. Okay. So I'm in that.
But I can't get back out. I'm not. I can stop
whenever I want. Yeah. That's what you said.
I can stop. I don't have to read it all the time.
I can read other books. I'm not saying. I'm genuinely
curious, though. Yeah. Because I know a lot of
people. Do you remember Clowns in the Cornfield?
Yeah. That I love? I got the third book. Oh,
did you read it? Not yet. Okay. I'm waiting until
I'm mentally prepared to no sex. Okay. No, I
was just curious because I don't know how. I
got a signed copy of it. Oh, cool. That's awesome.
Yeah. I saw it because I follow him on TikTok,
the author, and he was talking about the release
of it and that he was going to, like, the first
however many, like, he would do signed copies.
So, like, I ordered it in order to sign copy.
No, the only reason I'm asking is just because,
like, I know sometimes with me, like, I read
a lot of different genres. I read a lot of different
kinds of books. But sometimes I'll read a certain
kind of book or a genre that I really enjoy.
And you kind of suck into it? Yeah, or like if
I try to deviate, it's hard for me to get into
it. Like I just finished, I wouldn't call it
a romance. It was kind of like romance and somewhat
historical fiction. I don't know. General fiction,
let's call it that. And I'm trying to read like
a slasher now. And it's not that the slasher's
bad, it's just the mental jump from going from
a kind of lighthearted book to something like
this is a little different. So I'm wondering,
because I know you've been reading a lot of that,
how easy it is to... I've read 49 books. That's
more than I've read this whole year. So you're
officially beating me. Yeah. Off. My goal was
15. Wow. Flying colors. Yeah. For a while, I
read a book a day a couple weeks ago. Wow. That's
pretty good. Yeah. This was like my longer books.
Like I have like physical books. Yeah. Like all
of the, so I don't buy smut. Oh. I don't purchase
them. I have Kindle Unlimited. And if it's on
Kindle Unlimited, I will add it to my, my library.
Yeah. I got you. But if it's, if it's a book
that I want that's not that, I will purchase
the book. Okay. I gotcha. Yeah. I guess that
makes sense. Yeah. So smut is only on my phone.
My physical books are normal. Except for Icebreaker
because it wasn't on Kindle Unlimited and I wanted
to read it. I don't think there's anything wrong
with that. And I also wouldn't, I wouldn't call
that smut, but I would call it spicy. Okay. Because
there is a little bit of a difference. Like,
it's more of a romance where there's like one,
maybe two sexy scenes. But it's not like - It's
more spicy than like, I'm pushing you up against
this tree and I'm going to choke you out. That's.
Courtney, wow. The way I was just absolutely
experiencing whiplash when I thought you were
going to say wall. And you said tree. After you
chased her in the forest, duh. With a ghost mask
on. All right. So 1996. 96. I hope you enjoyed
that trip back in time. Like hearing about haunted
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And with all that said, I just have one question.
Do you believe in ghosts? Let's go Frightball.
Frightball! Frightball. Let's play Frightball.
Let's play Frightball. So we're gonna do some
drafts. Courtney has some categories for us.
And like we explained at the top, we're just
gonna go back and forth. Pick a top three. We're
gonna do a three this time. We're gonna do three.
Just because it's a little easier with the categories.
You know, movies, it's not quite like just any
old thing. Do you want me to go first or do you
want to go first? Whatever you want! Rock, paper,
scissors? Sure. Best out of three? Or it's the
first one? You're going to have to do best out
of three. Okay. And it's rock, paper, scissors,
shoot. Right. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock,
paper, scissors, shoot. Yes. You got one? Rock,
paper, scissors, shoot. Fuck. I got one? Rock,
paper, scissors, shoot. You got me. You go first
then. I go first, okay. And I'm glad. Okay. Because
we're doing slasher. Okay. Ooh, okay. Scream.
Alright. Alright. Alright. Halloween. Okay. I
know what you did last summer. Oh, that was gonna
be my fuck! Friday the 13th. I'm switching it
up here. My Bloody Valentine. Ooh! Interesting.
It's a good one. I got a candle in there about
it. Jensen Ackles. Well, that's the remake. I've
never seen the remake. I've never seen the original.
Together we've seen both. I need one more. Slasher.
I'm trying to think. Can I be a dick? We're not
doing two. Fuck you. Um... Man, I don't know.
What are other slasher films other than Scream,
Halloween, and Friday the 13th? I know, I'm having
a hard time. I guess Psycho. He's kind of a slasher.
Okay, I have him. I have that movie under something
else. I will have it for other things too, but...
Not even Nightmare on Elm Street? But see, he's
like, he's all ghosty, you know? Yeah, but it's
still a slasher. Yeah, but that's what's hard,
you know? Because by that standard, I would want
to say Final Destination because death is kind
of like a slasher. See, I put Final Destination
somewhere else. And it's like it has the formula
of a slasher movie, but it's an entity. So it's
hard. So I'm going to go with Psycho just because
it's a real person. Okay. So then you'll start
next. Okay. Psychological. Ooh. Jacob's Ladder.
Never seen it. I don't even know what it is.
It's pretty good. The guy is, like, a veteran,
and he's got, like, he starts hallucinating and
shit, and it's devil shit. It's a good movie.
It's a really good movie. The Sixth Sense. Good
one. Good one. Um... This one sucks, but it's
really... I love it. Have you ever seen Hide
and Seek with Robert De Niro and Dakota Fanning?
No. Okay. There's... It's... They're nuts. And
it's a father and daughter and it's spooky, but
it's psychological horror. It's not that good.
It's actually pretty bad, but I enjoy it. Really.
I really like it. Okay. Okay. Silence of the
Lambs. Okay. All right. You know, put the lotion
in the basket. I feel you. I'm picking up what
you're putting down. Psychological horror. Oh,
oh. Misery. Ooh. That's a good one. That's a
really good one. I love her. Did you see when
she was doing whatever her little monologue was
on when she hosted, or not hosted, when she presented
on the Golden Globes recently? She did for villains,
and she was like, you have no idea how hard it
was to get a date after Misery. Oh, yeah. That
was funny. All right, I'm ready. You go next,
though, right? The Happening. Oh, oh, you still
needed one. Yeah. So that was your third one.
That was my third. Okay, The Happening. Yeah,
I forgot all about that one. Fuck me up. Yeah.
Okay, next one? Yeah. Found footage. Okay. And
I'm starting. You're starting. Let's start off
strong. Okay. Blair Witch Project. Good one,
good one, good one. Paranormal Activity. Classic.
Absolutely. Cloverfield. Ooh, okay. Dude, I don't
know. Now I'm starting to not know any. I only
have two more, so I hope you don't take either
of them. Oh, what's that one? Deborah Logan?
The Haunting of Deborah Logan? Yes! That was
on my list! Okay. As above, so below. Okay. Shit.
I love that movie. Dude, I don't know if I know
another one. So it's partly found footage, but
partly not. Yeah, it's not all. It's kind of
in between. There's not as much found footage
as I thought there was going to be. Yeah, right.
But I also tried to keep it 90s and 2000s for
the most part when I was choosing these. Right.
Oh, Grave Encounters. I never watched that. I've
seen it. It's been a long fucking time, so that'll
be my third one. Okay. All right. Ready for this?
I like our teams. Go ahead. Category? Category
is... Monster slash vampire. Okay. Because I
don't watch either, so I needed the combination.
All right. You go first. Mom's got a date with
a vampire. Decom. Cabin and Lloyd's. Oh! Okay.
But I also have that in another one. Fair enough.
I mean, I guess I'll just go... Dracula. Okay.
You should pick Twilight. The reason I wanted
the vampires to be their own thing is because
I wanted there to be the ability to pick Twilight.
Yeah, well, I put Twilight on it. I'm going to
say Twilight. Twilight it is, okay. Because it's
horror, if you ask me. Yeah, it's horrific. It's
horrific. Bella, where the hell have you been,
loca? I mean, and honestly, that is the skin
of a killer. The skin of a killer, Bella. Okay,
since we're doing monsters slash vampires, I'll
mix it up a little bit. The Creature from the
Black Lagoon. Okay, okay, okay. Do you have one
more? I put arachnophobia because I'm so afraid
of spiders. Well, they're spooky. They're spooky.
I also put Jurassic Park. Honestly, that's fair.
A lot of people do count it as a horror film.
Yeah, yeah, because it can be scary. Yeah, scary.
It's a little scary. Yeah. But yeah, no, I'll
say arachnophobia, because that scares the shit
out of me. Fair enough. And I would say spiders
are monsters. Yeah. You're probably right. Mm
-hmm. Okay. Did you start that? I think I did.
Okay. Yeah, because I started with Mom's Got
a Daily Vampire, so that was my third. Okay.
So then I start. Yeah. Comedy. Okay. Scary Movie
3. Okay. I know I said we can't do, like, numbers,
but that's my favorite one. I have to. I know.
I know. I know. Um. Shaun of the Dead. Dang it.
Okay. Cabin in the Woods. Fair enough. Okay.
Killer Clowns from Outer Space. Oh, Mike would
love you for that. Like, come on. That is a comedy.
Zombieland. Good one, good one. Warm Bodies.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I like that movie. Yeah, I
remember watching that in theaters. Yeah. It
was there when we were working there. I also
added This is the End. Oh, that's a good one.
I wouldn't have thought of that, but you're right.
Shit. Shit. Shit. Okay, moving right along. Moving
on up. All right, so the next category is paranormal.
Ooh, this could be a lot of things. It could
be a lot of things. And you start, because I
started with Scary Movie. Oh, right. Okay. I
know I'm redoing it. It's fine. It can be. I
can't get it out of my brain. Ghost ship. Well,
fuck. Ghost ship. Ghost ship. That's still our
most popular episode. It's to date. So good.
All right. I feel like this should be the easiest
one, but for some reason, I think because there's
so many options. There's a lot of options for
paranormal. Whatever we don't get into, I will
say on my list of what I have. Okay. I don't
know. Fucking The Conjuring. Okay. Final Destination.
I guess. I guess. But also... Well, because it's
paranormal that it's coming after them. I guess.
In the way that it does. That's what's so hard
about it, because it's like an entity, but is
it a paranormal entity? Is it not? I don't know.
Okay. I guess my last one will be... Amityville
Horror. Yeah. House is Haunted. Yeah. Good old
haunted house. We love it. We love it. Insidious.
That's a good one. That's a very good one. Yeah.
Good call. I also had Drag Me to Hell. Okay.
Poltergeist. Shit. And The Ring. The Ring is
good. See, that's what I mean. There are so many.
There are so many. To fall into that. See, this
is hard. Okay, so the next category, I only have
two. So I'm hoping that something that you say
will spark a thought. Okay. Possession, which
can kind of go into paranormal. Okay. I feel
like. Do I start or do you start? I'll start
for possession. Exorcism of Emily Rose. Okay.
I'm just going to say The Exorcist. Okay. The
Haunting in Connecticut. I guess you're right.
That is sort of. I'll go, I just watched this,
The Deliverance. It's brand new. It's on Netflix.
I just watched it the other day. Kid gets possessed.
And is poltergeist possession? I would accept
that. I think it could count. Okay. It's possess
-ish. It's been a while since I've watched it,
so I couldn't remember. Well, no, because they
just take the kid. Yeah, but I mean, the kid
gets weird. Ooh, ooh, Ouija. There you go. Use
Ouija. Ouija. All right. So then I need a third
one? Yep. The Conjuring. The one they did about
the kid getting possessed. Come on, it's a different
movie. It's not just like a straight up... Fine,
whatever. And the omen isn't really... Because
he's not possessed. He's just the Antichrist.
Oh, I've never watched the omen. Okay. They're
different CDs. Oh, oh. The Exorcism. It's new
-ish. It came out earlier this year. Okay. Russell
Crowe's in it. He's a priest. I remember it now
that I saw the poster. There's just so many exorcisms.
Yeah, there's like a ton. Like the exorcism of
Bill, the exorcism of Bob, Emily Rose, everybody.
All of them are having exorcisms. Yep. I also,
isn't the taking of Deborah Logan also like that?
I think so, right? Isn't that really what's going
on? It's not just that, it's like you think it's
just that she's dementia and then it's not. Yeah.
It's the devil. Something like that. Yeah. Okay.
This is my last one that I have. So then we're
going to switch over to mine. Then we're going
to switch over. Okay, so the category is based
on a true story. Ooh! And you start. I get to
start? Yeah. Fuck me up. I will pick... And I
only have four, so I really hope that you don't
pick mine. Okay. Winchester. Fuck! You showed
me the movie. I know! Zodiac. Oh! I don't know
if I would have thought of that as like a...
Horror movie. I mean, it's... Fair enough. Someone's
murdering someone. It's horror. Horrific. I guess
that's true. Um... Amityville Horror. Once again.
Exorcism of Emily Rose. Once again. Uh, okay.
One more, one more, one more. Based on a true
story. I hate to keep repeating shit, but The
Haunting in Connecticut. That is, yeah. Yeah.
Um, The Strangers. Oh, that's right. I forgot
that was based on a true story. Yeah, it's from...
Fuck. Damn it. Hold on. I have it. I don't know.
I don't remember. I took a screenshot, so I won't
forget. It is following... The Mason family murders.
Manson? Manson. I said Mason. It's Manson. The
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All right, so I have a few as well. Okay. All
right. Witches. And I guess you go first. Witches.
Witches. Hocus Pocus. Good call, good call. Practical
magic. Um... Twitches. Wow. Not Twitches 2? Okay.
Um... The Craft. Okay. They're witchy. Isn't
the movie called Witches? The Witches is a movie,
yeah. Isn't it about witches? The Roald Dahl
movie. They're creepy as fuck. Yeah, I think
that's... Is that what I'm talking about? I think
that's what I'm talking about. I think it is.
Show me... If you see this picture and that's
what you're going for, because it's a very...
She's scary as hell. Ugh. Yeah, I think that's
what I was talking about. That's it? Okay. Witches.
Witches. Hoax Pokes, Twitches, and Witches. Okay,
I need one more then. And then so do you, right?
No, that was three. That was my third one. Oh,
because you started with Hocus Pocus. That's
right. The Witches of Eastwick. I don't know
what that is. It's a movie. Okay. It came out
in the late 80s. It's like a comedy horror. Okay.
Jack Nicholson's in it. Cher's in it. Interesting.
Yeah. It's a great movie. I believe you. Alright.
Next one. Next one. Based on books. I go first.
Fuck. It. You got me. Oh, yeah. Frankenstein.
Good one. Good one. The Shining. Okay. Obviously.
Salem's Lot. I just finished reading it. I hadn't
read it. It's good. It's good. Okay. I'm trying
to not do a Stephen King. It's hard to do. It's
gonna be difficult. It's gonna be difficult.
It might be too difficult. To not do Stephen
King. Yeah. Pet Sematary. Had to. Sorry. Dracula.
Good one. See, I already picked Dracula. I'm
trying to avoid the repeat so I can. Yeah, but
it's different categories. I know. Just for my
own sanity of keeping track of what I'm actually
fucking saying. DCOMS. Don't Look Under the Bed.
Good one. Halloween Town. Classic. What is the...
Fuck. Phantom of the Mega Bloks. Good one. Good
one. The Scream Team. I never watched that. It's
good. I love it very much. I'm gonna repeat.
Twitches. Good one. I'm also gonna repeat. Mom's
Gonna Date with a Vampire. Whenever you say that,
I think of my date with the president's daughter.
Oh, yeah. My date with her. All right. Zombies.
Zombieland. Okay. Oh, Night of the Living Dead.
Dawn of the Dead. Shaun of the Dead. One more
week. Fuck. I don't know. I don't watch a lot
of zombie movies. Zombie movies. 28 weeks later.
Yeah, that's a good one. I was gonna say World
War Z. Mm -hmm. I went on a date to see that.
Nice. The guy I went to prom with. Nice. Jennifer's
body. There you go. Lisa Frankenstein? That's
new -ish. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the dead don't die.
1990s. 90s? 90s specific. Are you starting or
am I starting? I'm starting. Okay. Um... Scream.
Fuck. Fuck you. Um... I know what you did last
summer. Good one, good one. Uh, Sleepy Hollow.
Ooh. I love it. That's a good one. Yeah, it is.
The original It. Technically, it's made for a
TV movie. That came out in the 80s. 1990. There's
no way. There's no way. I don't believe you.
You don't believe me? I don't believe you. I
don't believe you. Oh my god, you're right! But
that wasn't a movie. That was a miniseries. It
was two made -for -TV movies. Alright. I'll allow
it. Am I on my third one? My last one? Yeah.
Okay. Oh, The People Under the Stairs. Classic.
I have another one, right? Yeah. You have one
more. Because I went first. Okay. I want to try
and pick something that we haven't already said.
Okay. Chucky. Chucky. Not a favorite. But exists.
It exists. It exists. Alright, next one. Black
and white. I got nothing for you. I get to start.
You get to start? You start that one. No, you
start. You start. That's right. Okay. Dracula?
Yeah. The Bela Lugosi one. Um. I'm gonna say
Psycho. Okay. I mean, I'm repeating with Psycho.
I know that. But I haven't said him in a while.
Nosferatu. Nosferatu. Why did I say T? I don't
know. Because the F kind of looks like a T. Yeah,
Nosferatu. Nosferatu. All right. I'm also going
to repeat here. Okay. Creature of the Black Lagoon.
Okay. But I haven't said that since very early
on, so I feel okay about it. The Lighthouse.
The Lighthouse. I don't know if I'm familiar.
It was with Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson.
And they were at a lighthouse, and it was literally
in black and white. I feel like I remember that
picture of Willem Dafoe. Huh, okay. Alright,
I'm gonna, oh, I forgot about this one. Eraserhead.
Cat people. Oh, yeah! Oh, that brings me back.
Cat people. See? You did it. I did it! You did
it. Alright, I'll do two more. Oh, shit, okay.
Ready? Ready. 1980s. Okay. Do I start? No, I
do. Nightmare on Elm Street. Fuck you. Ha! Wow.
She's a salty, salty spittoon. Gremlins. Oh,
shit. I would not consider that a horror movie.
Yeah, it's fine. Um, Evil Dead 2. We're not doing
twos! Okay, fine. No, Evil Dead 2 was more popular
than Evil Dead. And I didn't say Evil Dead, and
then Evil Dead 2. You said Scary Movie 3. Friday
the 13th. Okay. Alright. Um... Oh, I had one.
Now I've forgotten it. I had one. And now it's
gonna... Oh, oh, oh. I'll go with... Ooh, Fright
Night. I love Fright Night. That's a great movie.
American Werewolf in London. That's a great movie,
too. Love it. Do you need one more? I think that
was my last one, right? I think so. If not, I'll
say The Thing. There you go. Alright, last one.
You ready? Yeah. Alien movies. Aliens! Signs.
Okay. Okay. Man, that scene where that alien
walks by. Scarred me for life. It's scary as
fuck. It actually scared my sister. It's very
scary. I was not scared. Well, lucky you. Dreamcatcher.
I'm gonna shake it up here. Okay. Alien. Fuck!
Yo, that's insane. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey -oh!
Hey -oh! Okay. Um... I mean, am I a dick if I
do Alien vs. Predator? Yes. Okay, fine, I won't.
Um... It came from outer space. Killer clowns
from outer space. Fuck me up. I'll do... I'm
trying to think. There's like another alien movie
that is like Signs, but it... Um, something of
the... It's not Close Encounters of the Third
Kind. But I guess I could just say that. There's
one that I'm... Like, I'm thinking of one that
I can't... It came out not that long ago, right?
I don't think so. I feel like within the last
ten years. I actually know which one I want to
pick, though. So you can look it up, but... E
.T.? No. Independence Day? No. Okay. Lilo and
Stitch. Fuck. Yeah. It's awful. That is horror,
actually. Men in Black. Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one. Super 8. Oh. I forgot that
was even about aliens. War of the Worlds. I think
that's what I'm thinking of. I think I'm thinking
of War of the Worlds. Paul. Fuck you. Hi, I'm
Paul. Well, I think we put together some pretty
good Fright Ball games. Avatar. The Fourth Kind.
That's what I was thinking of. I just had to
keep scrolling until I found it. That was 2009.
So that's not that long ago. I mean, I guess
it kind of was. Well, in my mind, it's not. It's
like five years from now, it's going to be 20
years. Shut the fuck up. So it's 15 years. Anyways,
let's not dwell on that. That's not what we're
here for. I hope you've enjoyed this 30 Dirty
and Dying edition of Fright Ball. Fright Ball!
Fright Ball, our scary movie draft. Tell us which
ones you would have picked. Tell us what your
favorites are. What did we forget? Yeah. Because
we obviously did. We forgot several. It's hard
when you're, you know, all the lights are on
you and you're doing it live. Well, I wasn't.
I had planned. And yet still. Not all of them,
though. You had plans for yours. You didn't have
a plan for mine. I didn't have a plan for mine
either. I mean, I had a general vibe for some
of them, but that was it. I feel like you just
go by vibes and I love that for you. Yeah, I
do. When we do stuff like this, it's just like
impossible for me to prepare. See, and I have
to prepare because I'll forget everything I ever
know. And that's what we bring to you here on
30, 30 and Dying. Vibes, forgetting everything
we ever knew, and unlocking your memories, nostalgic
and otherwise. Thanks for listening. And we hope
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Whoa. Whoa. So much for my happy ending. Oh.
Bye. Whatever you're thinking about doing, don't.