WEBVTT 00:00:10.019 --> 00:00:12.179 What's up? I'm Clarissa. I'm Courtney. And this 00:00:12.179 --> 00:00:14.199 is 30 Dirty and Dying, which is your favorite 00:00:14.199 --> 00:00:16.339 millennial podcast, or it's about to be. Where 00:00:16.339 --> 00:00:19.359 a kid can be a kid. Yep. Or a sad, sad adult. 00:00:19.719 --> 00:00:22.100 Can be a sad, sad adult. Yep. Six sad millennial, 00:00:22.120 --> 00:00:24.359 that's one of our taglines. Maybe it's one of 00:00:24.359 --> 00:00:25.859 those things that might be on merch in the future. 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:28.519 Who knows? I don't know. What? I don't know. 00:00:28.679 --> 00:00:31.839 Who knows? You guys gotta stay tuned for everything. 00:00:32.759 --> 00:00:34.340 But yeah, we're your favorite millennial podcast. 00:00:34.439 --> 00:00:37.420 We're 30. We're dirty. We're dying. I actually 00:00:37.420 --> 00:00:39.119 do need to take a shower. I didn't do that this 00:00:39.119 --> 00:00:40.780 morning. I didn't shower this morning. I showered 00:00:40.780 --> 00:00:43.039 last night and I like used clarifying shampoo 00:00:43.039 --> 00:00:45.439 and really got up in there. Oh, yeah. Get up 00:00:45.439 --> 00:00:47.640 in there. Yeah, so I did my big old hair wash. 00:00:47.820 --> 00:00:51.719 Welcome back to the show. Welcome. We're 30 ish 00:00:51.719 --> 00:00:53.679 and we're not flirty and thriving. We're the 00:00:53.679 --> 00:00:56.240 exact opposite, hence the name of the show. And 00:00:56.240 --> 00:01:00.780 we're 30 dirty and dying. During spooky season. 00:01:02.679 --> 00:01:10.420 Yeah, so it's Halloween time, it's October, and 00:01:10.420 --> 00:01:14.079 every Halloween season we do spooky episodes, 00:01:14.260 --> 00:01:16.459 don't we, Courtney? Yeah. And this year's no 00:01:16.459 --> 00:01:19.299 different. It's never different. No, and it won't 00:01:19.299 --> 00:01:22.939 be until season... A million. A million. That's 00:01:22.939 --> 00:01:25.560 how long... Well, we won't live that long, but... 00:01:25.560 --> 00:01:28.250 We might not even live tomorrow, who knows. You 00:01:28.250 --> 00:01:30.609 never know. That's why life's so spooky. Die 00:01:30.609 --> 00:01:34.370 and wake up dead. Okay. I hate when you say that. 00:01:34.750 --> 00:01:37.650 The wake up dead, specifically, because you don't. 00:01:37.769 --> 00:01:40.109 Yeah. You go - But, you know, you catch my reference. 00:01:40.650 --> 00:01:43.129 No, I don't. It's from Scary Movie! Courtney, 00:01:43.390 --> 00:01:46.250 again! Alright. Scary Movie 3, specifically. 00:01:46.469 --> 00:01:48.569 That's the only one you ever fucking quote. Yeah. 00:01:48.890 --> 00:01:51.310 There's a whole conversation about waking up 00:01:51.310 --> 00:01:53.090 dead. Sorry, I don't remember all the conversations 00:01:53.090 --> 00:01:56.150 from Scary Movie 3. My fucking back. You're missing 00:01:56.150 --> 00:01:58.609 out. Well, speaking of things that are spooky 00:01:58.609 --> 00:02:01.290 that you might or might not remember or know, 00:02:01.670 --> 00:02:04.609 we're doing a spooky trivia. And I I'm going 00:02:04.609 --> 00:02:06.430 to call it chaos trivia, because really, that's 00:02:06.430 --> 00:02:09.469 what I brought to the table. Yeah, I have Halloween 00:02:09.469 --> 00:02:12.789 specific trivia. See, mine is just spooky trivia. 00:02:12.849 --> 00:02:14.750 OK, so some of it's about Halloween. Some of 00:02:14.750 --> 00:02:17.389 it's about fall. Some of it's about specific 00:02:17.389 --> 00:02:20.090 Halloween and spooky content. Some of it's about 00:02:20.090 --> 00:02:24.979 me. Oh, some of it's about the podcast. If you 00:02:24.979 --> 00:02:27.979 guys listen to our Christmas Chaos Trivia from 00:02:27.979 --> 00:02:31.719 last year, it's kind of like that. Courtney's 00:02:31.719 --> 00:02:34.439 seemingly very profesh about the trivia, and 00:02:34.439 --> 00:02:39.280 I am just vibing. I almost want to not even ask 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:41.800 any questions and just try to answer all of yours. 00:02:42.479 --> 00:02:44.800 We'll see. I don't know how many I have, but 00:02:44.800 --> 00:02:46.300 no, I want you to ask me questions too. I think 00:02:46.300 --> 00:02:48.300 it's fun when we go back and forth. That's the 00:02:48.300 --> 00:02:50.800 essence of Chaos Trivia. We have to both bring 00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:53.330 the chaos. I can't hold this up on my own. Yeah, 00:02:53.430 --> 00:02:57.669 you literally can't do it by yourself. Okay, 00:02:57.969 --> 00:03:02.969 um, before we do that, we gotta go back in time. 00:03:13.310 --> 00:03:17.129 Spooky spooky, it's 2005. Let's see, I was what? 00:03:17.789 --> 00:03:21.949 10, 11. And I was 13, 14. I believe my Halloween 00:03:21.949 --> 00:03:28.569 costume in 2005 -ish. I was either a pirate or... 00:03:28.569 --> 00:03:31.569 A boy matey. Hell yeah. Or it might have been 00:03:31.569 --> 00:03:34.389 the year that I was Mickey Mouse from Fantasia 00:03:34.389 --> 00:03:37.930 specifically. Wizard hat. It was a bitchin' costume. 00:03:37.930 --> 00:03:40.389 I love Fantasia. Me too. I think that's underrated. 00:03:40.530 --> 00:03:43.009 It is. It really is. But that was my costume 00:03:43.009 --> 00:03:45.389 I wanted to be. I'd gone to Disney World. We 00:03:45.389 --> 00:03:47.289 went to Disney World when I was nine. First and 00:03:47.289 --> 00:03:50.580 only time. And I got the light up Fantasia hat 00:03:50.580 --> 00:03:53.159 with the ears. It lit up. It had batteries. And 00:03:53.159 --> 00:03:57.139 I had this like wizard's robe. Um, and I said 00:03:57.139 --> 00:03:59.860 I wanted to be that Fantasia Mickey Mouse version. 00:04:00.219 --> 00:04:03.659 And my meemaw actually painted my face like Mickey 00:04:03.659 --> 00:04:06.319 really well because she had back in the day, 00:04:06.680 --> 00:04:08.580 she had Halloween parties all the time and she 00:04:08.580 --> 00:04:10.680 was Minnie Mouse and there's pictures. It was 00:04:10.680 --> 00:04:12.960 a great fucking costume. So she was like, I have 00:04:12.960 --> 00:04:15.919 the skills for this. It was a great time that 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:19.189 if it was that year had a Halloween party. Oh, 00:04:19.189 --> 00:04:20.709 shit. In my house. We had them in my basement 00:04:20.709 --> 00:04:23.449 when I was growing up, when I was in elementary 00:04:23.449 --> 00:04:25.389 and going into middle school. Look at you. Yeah, 00:04:25.470 --> 00:04:27.589 I had like, I think I had two. I had like two 00:04:27.589 --> 00:04:29.709 years in a row, I think I had the... I think. 00:04:30.050 --> 00:04:31.949 I don't know. Now I'm second guessing, but that 00:04:31.949 --> 00:04:34.269 sounds correct. I never had friends ever really. 00:04:34.470 --> 00:04:38.730 Oh. Not until... You met me, huh? I came over 00:04:38.730 --> 00:04:41.269 to your house. Like high school maybe. Yeah. 00:04:41.649 --> 00:04:44.370 And that was just like one friend at a time. 00:04:44.629 --> 00:04:46.970 And then there's that one time when people from 00:04:46.970 --> 00:04:49.009 the movie theater came over to grandma's house. 00:04:49.110 --> 00:04:50.810 Yeah, the bonfire. The bonfire. Yeah, I remember 00:04:50.810 --> 00:04:53.970 that. Yeah, that was like the only time. Well, 00:04:54.569 --> 00:04:59.740 when grandma was home. Oh, I had alcoholic beverages 00:04:59.740 --> 00:05:01.939 and other people over when grandma was not home. 00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:04.620 Party time! And you said you'd never partied. 00:05:04.779 --> 00:05:07.939 Look at you. Okay. Having parties when your grandma's 00:05:07.939 --> 00:05:10.339 out of town. Yeah. Well, it's where you lived. 00:05:10.519 --> 00:05:13.360 Yeah. I never had parties when my parents weren't 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:15.199 home. The only time was that time that you guys 00:05:15.199 --> 00:05:17.439 came over and we watched Rocky Horror Picture 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:19.920 Show. And we got married. Yes. So big night. 00:05:20.300 --> 00:05:23.420 Big night. And my parents knew I was gonna have 00:05:23.420 --> 00:05:25.740 people over. And get married. Well, I don't know 00:05:25.740 --> 00:05:29.420 if they knew that part. Uh, but hey, what's life 00:05:29.420 --> 00:05:30.980 if you don't almost give your parents a heart 00:05:30.980 --> 00:05:33.379 attack sometimes? No, so I think that's what 00:05:33.379 --> 00:05:37.740 I was doing around that time. Um, I wish I would 00:05:37.740 --> 00:05:39.839 remember if it was... I don't even know what 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:41.279 grade I was in at that time, I couldn't tell 00:05:41.279 --> 00:05:43.339 ya. Well, if I was 10 -11, I would've been in, 00:05:43.339 --> 00:05:46.379 like, 4th, 5th grade. Or 5th, 6th. So I'd have 00:05:46.379 --> 00:05:49.500 been 7th, 8th? I know I was in 5th grade at one 00:05:49.500 --> 00:05:50.839 point when I had one of those Halloween parties, 00:05:50.879 --> 00:05:53.430 and I think I was 10 or 11. So I would have been 00:05:53.430 --> 00:05:55.949 in eighth grade. Okay, that seems right. Yeah. 00:05:56.129 --> 00:05:58.089 So what do I do in eighth grade? Yeah, let's 00:05:58.089 --> 00:06:02.209 talk about that. I held a boy's hand. I started 00:06:02.209 --> 00:06:04.250 it all. I didn't start kissing until ninth grade. 00:06:04.370 --> 00:06:07.769 And then it was just straight ahead. No, nothing 00:06:07.769 --> 00:06:09.949 really happened until college. I just mean the 00:06:09.949 --> 00:06:12.170 obsession with boys. No, the obsession with boys 00:06:12.170 --> 00:06:18.740 started in preschool. Wow. Obsessed. Really? 00:06:19.019 --> 00:06:21.620 Yes, all the way through elementary school. Between 00:06:21.620 --> 00:06:24.879 seventh and eighth grade, there's this guy named 00:06:24.879 --> 00:06:30.120 Nick. I don't have stories at all. Yeah. Like, 00:06:30.300 --> 00:06:32.160 I think he lived kind of close to like when I 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:34.500 lived with my dad. Okay. So like, he kind of 00:06:34.500 --> 00:06:36.540 lived close to there and like we hang out like 00:06:36.540 --> 00:06:39.420 once. Yeah. But I was like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna 00:06:39.420 --> 00:06:40.920 marry this kid for the rest of my life. Yeah, 00:06:41.000 --> 00:06:43.399 isn't that always? Yeah. Yeah, I remember I had 00:06:43.399 --> 00:06:46.000 a friend, he would come over a lot. And he came 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:48.339 to my Halloween party. I remember that. And he 00:06:48.339 --> 00:06:51.360 got scared and almost broke a table. Oh, shit. 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:56.300 He fell. My table! It's broken! But he would 00:06:56.300 --> 00:06:58.660 come over and he he was cool with he liked to 00:06:58.660 --> 00:07:00.339 play with dolls. But obviously, no one needed 00:07:00.339 --> 00:07:02.139 to know that. And I still played with dolls. 00:07:02.139 --> 00:07:03.879 Why do I remember this story? I think you've 00:07:03.879 --> 00:07:06.399 told this before. Have I? I don't know. You like 00:07:06.399 --> 00:07:08.220 kept the secret of him playing with dolls. Yeah. 00:07:08.300 --> 00:07:11.699 Yeah. And he turned into like... Like a real 00:07:11.699 --> 00:07:14.199 hardcore dude and he was friends with some of 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:16.639 my mutual friends and we you know We kind of 00:07:16.639 --> 00:07:19.459 lost touch but we ran in the same circles and 00:07:19.459 --> 00:07:21.759 I feel like he was always just kind of like looking 00:07:21.759 --> 00:07:24.019 at me like please don't Talk about how I used 00:07:24.019 --> 00:07:25.300 to come over your house and play Barbies and 00:07:25.300 --> 00:07:28.379 I'm like, I won't it was nice. He was nice guy 00:07:28.379 --> 00:07:31.339 Yeah, we had fun. No just held boys hands. Yeah. 00:07:31.339 --> 00:07:34.779 Well this couple. Yeah, I don't I was nervous. 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:37.379 I was nervous for several more years. I was a 00:07:37.379 --> 00:07:39.329 very late bloomer Yeah, I mean, I was still I 00:07:39.329 --> 00:07:41.490 was nervous up until like, I don't know, yesterday. 00:07:42.269 --> 00:07:47.569 Like five minutes ago. Anyways, so I also was 00:07:47.569 --> 00:07:50.290 I remember being a being one of the first years 00:07:50.290 --> 00:07:53.970 that I picked up a Fear Street book. I read Goosebumps 00:07:53.970 --> 00:07:56.410 before. But Goosebumps colon Fear Street, the 00:07:56.410 --> 00:07:58.790 more teen ones. Okay. Yep. I started to read 00:07:58.790 --> 00:08:01.310 those because I my fifth grade teacher had like 00:08:01.310 --> 00:08:03.439 a bookshelf. in the back of the room and I would 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:05.660 just go back there and find stuff and I found 00:08:05.660 --> 00:08:08.420 several Fear Street specific. So that's isn't 00:08:08.420 --> 00:08:10.680 Fear Street that thing on that series on Netflix? 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:13.259 I think so. I've never watched it. I like them. 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:14.879 I think you should watch them. Okay. I wasn't 00:08:14.879 --> 00:08:16.040 opposed to watching them. I just haven't gotten 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:19.220 around to it. But yeah, he they were like more 00:08:19.220 --> 00:08:21.079 teen centered. I remember this one and it was 00:08:21.079 --> 00:08:22.759 these girls they switched. It was like Freaky 00:08:22.759 --> 00:08:27.050 Friday. And then another one. the boy next door 00:08:27.050 --> 00:08:29.050 and the boy i think was evil or something i don't 00:08:29.050 --> 00:08:32.049 know i mean huge spooky shit loved it um i also 00:08:32.049 --> 00:08:34.370 read a book called ghost house where a girl blew 00:08:34.370 --> 00:08:36.750 her hands off the fireworks and that was that 00:08:36.750 --> 00:08:38.429 year because i found it on that shelf i remember 00:08:38.429 --> 00:08:41.129 nice firecracker suzy that was her name swear 00:08:41.129 --> 00:08:43.049 to god i'm not making that up i'm not being a 00:08:43.049 --> 00:08:47.789 dick the author is doing it wow anyways 2005 00:08:47.789 --> 00:08:52.220 um some movies came out I almost forgot that 00:08:52.220 --> 00:08:53.799 we were talking about 2005. Me too. Well, we 00:08:53.799 --> 00:08:55.259 talk about our real lives. We talk about both 00:08:55.259 --> 00:08:57.879 pop culture, what we were doing. Well, before 00:08:57.879 --> 00:09:00.139 you go with what you were doing, I know you want 00:09:00.139 --> 00:09:03.120 to talk about this. Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:06.460 couch. I remember this. So this was when the 00:09:06.460 --> 00:09:08.440 Scientology thing had started to happen hard. 00:09:08.700 --> 00:09:10.799 He was getting weird. And he was with Katie Holmes. 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:13.320 No one knows how she got there. I don't you know, 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:15.120 there are conspiracy theories, whatever. But 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:17.240 anyways, he went on Oprah. And he was talking 00:09:17.240 --> 00:09:19.019 about how in love with Katie Holmes, he was and 00:09:19.019 --> 00:09:20.779 that's how in love he was to jump up and down 00:09:20.779 --> 00:09:23.820 on a couch. And it was so, it was so creepy and 00:09:23.820 --> 00:09:26.299 weird when he did it. Like my mom watched Oprah. 00:09:26.559 --> 00:09:28.919 Like I remember sitting there and watching it 00:09:28.919 --> 00:09:30.399 while my mom was watching it. And I was just 00:09:30.399 --> 00:09:33.539 both being like, what the fuck is going on? Um, 00:09:33.600 --> 00:09:35.799 Jessica Simpson filed for divorce from Nick Lachey. 00:09:36.159 --> 00:09:38.659 Nick Lachey. Nick Lachey. I used to call him 00:09:38.659 --> 00:09:42.059 that though. His name was Lachey. Yeah. Yeah. 00:09:42.059 --> 00:09:44.340 So that what lasted four years because they got 00:09:44.340 --> 00:09:46.460 married in 2001. I don't think I'm married in 00:09:46.460 --> 00:09:48.779 2001. The show started in 2001. I don't know 00:09:48.779 --> 00:09:52.279 how new the newlywed title was. So but yeah, 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:54.279 probably less than five years, I'd say. They 00:09:54.279 --> 00:09:56.620 seem happier now without each other. She's married. 00:09:56.740 --> 00:09:58.480 He's married. They're good. What else is going 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:01.320 on? Matthew McConaughey was crowned People's 00:10:01.320 --> 00:10:05.100 Sexiest Man Alive. I get it. All right. All right. 00:10:05.259 --> 00:10:07.899 All right. Especially that era like we was doing 00:10:07.899 --> 00:10:10.000 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and some of those 00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:14.259 movies that romcoms, you know. So what's really 00:10:14.259 --> 00:10:16.740 funny, okay, so I'm looking it's the picture 00:10:16.740 --> 00:10:19.879 of it. Yeah, but it also says Nicole Kidman engaged. 00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:23.639 Oprah's best moments 20th anniversary celebration, 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:27.720 plus Jake Orlando Kanye, George and many more. 00:10:27.720 --> 00:10:30.940 Oh my gosh. People Magazine, People Magazine, 00:10:31.059 --> 00:10:33.659 my grandma had People Magazine. Yeah, so to my 00:10:33.659 --> 00:10:36.100 mom, I remember like, I also remember just going 00:10:36.100 --> 00:10:38.669 to the grocery store. Being in the checkout aisle 00:10:38.669 --> 00:10:40.330 and like waiting for my mom to check out and 00:10:40.330 --> 00:10:42.889 just reading all the people magazines Also, do 00:10:42.889 --> 00:10:44.389 you remember? I don't know if they still do the 00:10:44.389 --> 00:10:46.409 grocery store. It was a food lion. Yeah back 00:10:46.409 --> 00:10:49.669 in the day. Um They had a whole aisle that was 00:10:49.669 --> 00:10:52.129 magazines I remember the whole aisle of yes, 00:10:52.289 --> 00:10:54.389 and I would always go over there and I would 00:10:54.389 --> 00:10:57.970 get tiger beats I would get bop and I would get 00:10:57.970 --> 00:11:01.370 teen beat sometimes and then I also would get 00:11:01.370 --> 00:11:04.549 like Guitar world and shit cuz I was you thought 00:11:04.549 --> 00:11:06.509 you were cool. Not like other girls. Yeah, okay 00:11:07.009 --> 00:11:09.909 Uh, Karang? Is that the other one? I don't even 00:11:09.909 --> 00:11:11.190 know half of them that you just said. It's like, 00:11:11.289 --> 00:11:14.190 it's a music one. Okay. But yeah, Bop and Tiger 00:11:14.190 --> 00:11:17.110 Beat were my, they were like teen focused. I 00:11:17.110 --> 00:11:19.529 would get posters out of them. I just like the 00:11:19.529 --> 00:11:21.250 quizzes that were in them. Yeah, those two, those 00:11:21.250 --> 00:11:23.649 were great. Yeah, but I loved going to that whole 00:11:23.649 --> 00:11:25.470 ass row of magazines of some of them all and 00:11:25.470 --> 00:11:27.090 be like, you can pick out one, you can pick out 00:11:27.090 --> 00:11:29.429 two. And then it was just the best day ever when 00:11:29.429 --> 00:11:31.669 I came home from a grocery shopping trip with 00:11:31.669 --> 00:11:34.330 a magazine. It's simple things. Yeah. You know 00:11:34.330 --> 00:11:36.269 some movies that came out? Move Me Up. What? 00:11:36.460 --> 00:11:40.980 Amityville whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:40.980 --> 00:11:45.519 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:45.879 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:45.879 --> 00:11:46.139 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:46.139 --> 00:11:46.139 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:46.139 --> 00:11:46.179 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:46.179 --> 00:11:46.179 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:46.179 --> 00:11:46.179 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:46.179 --> 00:11:46.179 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:46.179 --> 00:11:46.179 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:46.179 --> 00:11:46.299 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:46.299 --> 00:11:46.299 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:46.299 --> 00:11:46.299 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:46.299 --> 00:11:47.379 whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore 00:11:47.379 --> 00:12:08.860 wh Oh yeah, that was not good. But Vince Vaughn, 00:12:08.879 --> 00:12:10.960 that's who I was thinking of. Okay. But now that 00:12:10.960 --> 00:12:12.440 you say I'm gonna be a whore with Ryan Rounds, 00:12:12.519 --> 00:12:14.980 I remember that. Okay, yeah. 40 year old virgin. 00:12:15.539 --> 00:12:18.460 Ah, Kelly Clarkson! But you still do that now. 00:12:18.740 --> 00:12:22.480 So did I tell you that I got waxed? No! I did. 00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:26.139 My god, the porn books are getting crazy. They're 00:12:26.139 --> 00:12:29.480 having real life effects on you. So I got a Brazilian 00:12:29.480 --> 00:12:32.799 wax. Yeah. And I'm just, I looked at her, I was 00:12:32.799 --> 00:12:36.330 like, can I scream all Kelly Clarkson? I did 00:12:36.330 --> 00:12:38.429 not. Oh, you should have. I should have, but 00:12:38.429 --> 00:12:39.809 I didn't. But you shouldn't have warned her. 00:12:39.970 --> 00:12:43.210 You should have just done it. I bet she gets 00:12:43.210 --> 00:12:45.470 it a lot. I bet people do that. Oh, I'm sure. 00:12:45.909 --> 00:12:48.889 Anyways, 2005. More movies. Sorry. Yeah, sorry. 00:12:49.110 --> 00:12:51.690 Oh, Kelly Clarkson. That was the point. V for 00:12:51.690 --> 00:12:55.549 Vendetta. Never watched it. Fantastic Four. The 00:12:55.549 --> 00:12:58.529 longest yard remake. Adam Sandler. Ah, yeah, 00:12:58.529 --> 00:12:59.850 yeah, yeah. Yeah, the football movie. House of 00:12:59.850 --> 00:13:02.529 Wax. Another remake horror movie. Paris Hilton 00:13:02.529 --> 00:13:06.019 was in that one. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah, she 00:13:06.019 --> 00:13:08.299 was really something in there with Chad Michael 00:13:08.299 --> 00:13:12.320 Murray. What a what a team. What a name also 00:13:12.320 --> 00:13:14.659 Pride and Prejudice Charlie and the Chocolate 00:13:14.659 --> 00:13:18.419 Factory the one with Johnny up and Corpse Bride 00:13:18.419 --> 00:13:20.899 came out. Oh Corpse Bride came out. I'm pretty 00:13:20.899 --> 00:13:23.740 sure on my birthday Wow, let me check. Let me 00:13:23.740 --> 00:13:26.139 fact -check you fact -check me I'm pretty sure 00:13:26.139 --> 00:13:28.179 because I remember seeing on my birthday, but 00:13:28.179 --> 00:13:30.860 I could be wrong fact -check me daddy September 00:13:30.860 --> 00:13:34.889 16th. Oh, I saw for my birthday. Yeah Anything 00:13:34.889 --> 00:13:38.669 else 2005? No. Do you have no songs? No, I have 00:13:38.669 --> 00:13:40.149 songs. I didn't know if you had anything else 00:13:40.149 --> 00:13:44.149 before. I mean Hurricane Katrina. More like Hurricane 00:13:44.149 --> 00:13:48.690 Tortilla. RIP, everybody, we're sorry. Do it 00:13:48.690 --> 00:13:51.690 for the Vine. Katrina did it for the Vine. So 00:13:51.690 --> 00:13:53.909 I got the billboard chart. So this is the Hot 00:13:53.909 --> 00:13:57.149 100. Obviously not all of these came out in 2011 00:13:57.149 --> 00:13:59.350 or whatever. I just always feel the need to say 00:13:59.350 --> 00:14:02.149 that because some asshole is always like, oh, 00:14:02.149 --> 00:14:05.740 actually I came out. Since you've been gone. 00:14:11.940 --> 00:14:18.940 We Belong Together by Mariah Carey. I remember 00:14:18.940 --> 00:14:21.299 the video for that. The wedding video. She was 00:14:21.299 --> 00:14:22.860 like getting married and she ran away to this 00:14:22.860 --> 00:14:25.919 guy. It was the guy from Prison Break. The attractive 00:14:25.919 --> 00:14:30.639 one? Yeah. He's gay, isn't he? I have no clue. 00:14:31.089 --> 00:14:32.789 I don't know anything about his personal life. 00:14:32.950 --> 00:14:34.590 I know that the guy who played his brother the 00:14:34.590 --> 00:14:36.750 less attractive one is married to Miley Cyrus's 00:14:36.750 --> 00:14:41.110 mom. Oh Yeah, her mom. Oh, yeah, I think I did 00:14:41.110 --> 00:14:46.070 Trish Trish. Yep, holla back girl I know how 00:14:46.070 --> 00:14:49.350 to sell bananas. Hell. Yeah be a and a and a 00:14:49.350 --> 00:14:51.470 s that's another one that came out in 2004 But 00:14:51.470 --> 00:14:53.909 was still super popular. I mean clearly this 00:14:53.909 --> 00:14:58.620 shit is Bananas, B -A -N -A -N -A -S. A few times 00:14:58.620 --> 00:15:00.700 been round that track with nuts and something 00:15:00.700 --> 00:15:04.100 like that cause I ain't no hollaback girl. Gold 00:15:04.100 --> 00:15:07.919 Digger. I still know all of it. Oh yeah. I can 00:15:07.919 --> 00:15:10.659 still rap it all. A hundred percent. Yeah. Eighteen 00:15:10.659 --> 00:15:14.659 years. Eighteen years. Don'tcha? Don'tcha wish 00:15:14.659 --> 00:15:18.820 your girlfriend was high like me. Wow. Well one, 00:15:18.899 --> 00:15:20.220 I won't go out with this one, but it's another 00:15:20.220 --> 00:15:22.500 one that's 2004 but was still popular. Let Me 00:15:22.500 --> 00:15:24.899 Love You by Mario. Remember that song? I love 00:15:24.899 --> 00:15:27.019 that song. I don't remember. Baby, you should 00:15:27.019 --> 00:15:30.940 let me love you. Let me be - I love it. The one 00:15:30.940 --> 00:15:36.279 who gives you everything you want and need. Alright, 00:15:36.580 --> 00:15:41.039 and last one we'll do is... Oh, Rihanna, Ponder 00:15:41.039 --> 00:15:45.259 Replay. Hey Mr. D, just some Ponder Replay. Turn 00:15:45.259 --> 00:15:47.500 the music up. It was like her first big hit, 00:15:47.700 --> 00:15:52.639 that and that S .O .S. SOS, please someone help 00:15:52.639 --> 00:15:57.700 me. It's not healthy for you to... I don't know, 00:15:57.899 --> 00:15:59.559 but that was yeah, that's when Rihanna hit the 00:15:59.559 --> 00:16:02.779 scene. Oh shit. What a great year. Now let's 00:16:02.779 --> 00:16:06.820 do some trivia. Hey, thanks for listening to 00:16:06.820 --> 00:16:09.019 30 Dirty and Dying, the show for millennials 00:16:09.019 --> 00:16:11.799 by millennials. We get real about chronic illness, 00:16:12.179 --> 00:16:14.740 burnout, nostalgia, and why we aren't exactly 00:16:14.740 --> 00:16:17.490 thriving. If that sounds like you, join us every 00:16:17.490 --> 00:16:19.909 Thursday for new episodes. Now, back to the show. 00:16:20.330 --> 00:16:23.830 Spook trivia! Alright, so we're gonna go back 00:16:23.830 --> 00:16:26.309 and forth, chaotic trivia, all spooky shit, all 00:16:26.309 --> 00:16:28.129 the time. Why don't you start? Yo, you want me 00:16:28.129 --> 00:16:30.409 to start? I want you to start. You ask me a question, 00:16:30.429 --> 00:16:31.730 then I'll hit you with a question, and that's 00:16:31.730 --> 00:16:33.190 how we're gonna do it, ladies and gents, and 00:16:33.190 --> 00:16:35.330 don't abide by any of your friends. Okay, so 00:16:35.330 --> 00:16:38.389 this is according to a 2023 poll. Okay. What 00:16:38.389 --> 00:16:40.889 is America's favorite Halloween candy? It's Reese's. 00:16:41.090 --> 00:16:44.750 I also had that question for you. Oh! Well, okay, 00:16:44.830 --> 00:16:47.309 so Reese's came out on top with 29 % of Americans 00:16:47.309 --> 00:16:50.070 choosing it as their favorite. Yeah. Second is 00:16:50.070 --> 00:16:53.429 a three way tie. Ooh, a three way. Three way. 00:16:53.649 --> 00:16:55.470 Devil's triangle. Candy corn, Kit Kats, and M 00:16:55.470 --> 00:16:57.889 &M's. Candy corn was up there. Candy corn was 00:16:57.889 --> 00:17:00.649 up there. Wow, okay. I mean, I'd fuck up some 00:17:00.649 --> 00:17:02.870 candy corn. Well, continue the candy train then. 00:17:02.909 --> 00:17:08.130 Okay, choo choo. On last year's spooky season 00:17:08.130 --> 00:17:10.950 candy bracket that we did. Oh, fuck, okay. What 00:17:10.950 --> 00:17:14.069 did we decide was the best candy? And I have 00:17:14.069 --> 00:17:15.710 a multiple choice if you need it. Multiple choice 00:17:15.710 --> 00:17:19.970 me. Kent Daddy. Reese's, Starburst, Candy Corn, 00:17:20.069 --> 00:17:23.490 or Warheads? Reese's. No. That's what I fucking 00:17:23.490 --> 00:17:27.150 wanted, and you wouldn't... No. I put Candy Corn? 00:17:27.490 --> 00:17:30.029 Candy Corn. We decided it was Candy Corn. Oh 00:17:30.029 --> 00:17:32.170 shit. Because you wouldn't let me pick Reese's. 00:17:32.829 --> 00:17:35.789 And we ended up with Candy Corn. Warheads is 00:17:35.789 --> 00:17:37.309 the one that made us almost throw up. Yeah, that 00:17:37.309 --> 00:17:39.349 was awful. I'm never gonna eat another Warheads 00:17:39.349 --> 00:17:42.890 again. Nope, it's bad. Ugh. We need to do another, 00:17:42.890 --> 00:17:45.069 like, kind of eating bracket something. I think 00:17:45.069 --> 00:17:47.309 we should do a movie theater candy bracket. That 00:17:47.309 --> 00:17:49.049 sounds good. Or a movie theater snack. I don't 00:17:49.049 --> 00:17:52.470 know, something. Yeah, I agree. Hit me. Hit me 00:17:52.470 --> 00:17:54.470 with your ba - You're not gonna know this. Okay, 00:17:54.630 --> 00:17:56.970 okay. I'm ready. Where was the first citywide 00:17:56.970 --> 00:17:59.450 celebration of Halloween? This is not a real 00:17:59.450 --> 00:18:01.950 guess, but it is. It's not Boston, is it? No. 00:18:02.650 --> 00:18:06.630 Is it somewhere in, like, Missouri? You got the 00:18:06.630 --> 00:18:09.720 first letter. Massachusetts. No, but that would 00:18:09.720 --> 00:18:12.160 make a little bit more sense you think. I'm thinking 00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:14.240 New England for some reason and I can't I don't 00:18:14.240 --> 00:18:18.019 know. It's Minnesota. Oh shit. Yeah, Anoka, Minnesota 00:18:18.019 --> 00:18:21.380 in 1921. Wow, good for them. Yeah, good for them. 00:18:21.680 --> 00:18:25.559 Alright, similar vibe. In what country did Halloween 00:18:25.559 --> 00:18:29.539 originate? Italy, Ireland, Peru, or Wales? Ireland. 00:18:29.980 --> 00:18:32.240 Absolutely. See, here's the thing, like I feel 00:18:32.240 --> 00:18:33.799 like I've definitely read that somewhere. Yeah. 00:18:33.950 --> 00:18:37.089 But I needed to hear the choices for it to click. 00:18:37.089 --> 00:18:39.809 It's one of those. Apparently that's why it became 00:18:39.809 --> 00:18:43.490 popular in America is when there was that influx 00:18:43.490 --> 00:18:47.769 of Irish immigrants. So in like the 1800s. Nice. 00:18:48.509 --> 00:18:51.630 Yep. All right. Hit me. How is Laurie Strode 00:18:51.630 --> 00:18:54.549 related to killer Michael Myers? She's not. She's 00:18:54.549 --> 00:18:56.690 not. There was that one thing, and I don't know 00:18:56.690 --> 00:18:58.890 if it's two or three, where they're like, oh, 00:18:59.309 --> 00:19:03.089 that's her long lost sister. But that was just 00:19:03.089 --> 00:19:05.910 somebody They didn't pick that up when they brought 00:19:05.910 --> 00:19:08.869 Jamie Lee Curtis back. She's not. She was the 00:19:08.869 --> 00:19:13.130 babysitter. That's it. I'm passionate. You are 00:19:13.130 --> 00:19:15.569 correct. I know. So but how the answer is like 00:19:15.569 --> 00:19:17.509 trick question. Yeah, it is. Yeah, the answer 00:19:17.509 --> 00:19:21.569 depends on the movie. So in Halloween two released 00:19:21.569 --> 00:19:24.470 91 reveals that Laurie Strode played by Jamie 00:19:24.470 --> 00:19:27.470 Lee Curtis is Michael Myers sister. Later sequels 00:19:27.470 --> 00:19:29.829 followed suit until 2018's Halloween, a direct 00:19:29.829 --> 00:19:32.869 sequel to the 1978 original in which no family 00:19:32.869 --> 00:19:35.369 relation is mentioned. So in the 2018 movie Halloween 00:19:35.369 --> 00:19:39.049 Kills and 2021 and Halloween ends 2022, Laurie 00:19:39.049 --> 00:19:41.650 and Michael are unrelated, confusing. Yeah, it's 00:19:41.650 --> 00:19:43.849 stupid. They're not related. I got all worked 00:19:43.849 --> 00:19:46.390 up. What was my first Halloween costume as a 00:19:46.390 --> 00:19:49.150 baby? Barney, Sleeping Beauty, a spooky little 00:19:49.150 --> 00:19:52.769 scarecrow, or a cute ass pumpkin? Cute ass pumpkin. 00:19:52.890 --> 00:19:55.170 Hell yeah! I feel like everyone at some point 00:19:55.170 --> 00:19:56.630 was a cute ass pumpkin. It's one of the most 00:19:56.630 --> 00:19:58.710 popular Halloween costumes for babies and dogs. 00:19:58.910 --> 00:20:00.609 Yeah, I can see that. I mean, because you just 00:20:00.609 --> 00:20:02.529 lay there. I think in college, I dressed up as 00:20:02.529 --> 00:20:05.730 a sexy pumpkin. Hot. So I just got like a regular 00:20:05.730 --> 00:20:08.170 pumpkin suit, right? Yeah. And then I wore just 00:20:08.170 --> 00:20:10.710 like tights and high heels. Oh, I was gonna say 00:20:10.710 --> 00:20:12.349 did they have cutouts like the slutty pumpkin 00:20:12.349 --> 00:20:14.750 and how I met your mother? Yes. Katie Holmes, 00:20:15.130 --> 00:20:18.769 go. In what state is it the norm for trick or 00:20:18.769 --> 00:20:21.450 treaters to receive full size candy bars on Halloween? 00:20:21.710 --> 00:20:24.809 Is it Oregon? It's Oregon! Fuck! I just think 00:20:24.809 --> 00:20:28.009 I just saw it in passing. Like, Oregon. Man, 00:20:28.289 --> 00:20:30.150 should go. The Oregon Trail. Up to get those 00:20:30.150 --> 00:20:32.309 candy bars. Yeah. Might get dysentery. Might 00:20:32.309 --> 00:20:33.970 be worth it. Maybe you're born with it. Maybe 00:20:33.970 --> 00:20:39.170 it's dysentery. Okay, what was Hocus Pocus originally 00:20:39.170 --> 00:20:43.730 titled? Pocus Hocus? Nope. What was Hocus - was 00:20:43.730 --> 00:20:45.829 it just like witches or something? I have some 00:20:45.829 --> 00:20:48.690 choices. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Uh, Witches Brew. 00:20:49.230 --> 00:20:52.099 Thackerie Binks Goes Rogue. Halloween house or 00:20:52.099 --> 00:20:55.440 virgin and candles? The first one. Witches brew? 00:20:55.579 --> 00:20:59.119 Yeah. No. What was it? Halloween house. Okay, 00:20:59.220 --> 00:21:02.579 I was like, is it Zachary? Zachary thinks he's 00:21:02.579 --> 00:21:09.119 the rogue. Zachary! Zachary! Zachary! I love 00:21:09.119 --> 00:21:11.779 it. We're doing good. We're doing pretty good. 00:21:12.099 --> 00:21:15.140 How did World War II affect sugar treating? Probably 00:21:15.140 --> 00:21:18.000 made it kind of hard because there was no anything 00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:21.690 including sugar, so... Don't know probably made 00:21:21.690 --> 00:21:25.809 it suck. I don't have deets. Yeah, so obviously 00:21:25.809 --> 00:21:28.170 sugar. Yeah, that was the problem I know it was 00:21:28.170 --> 00:21:31.089 like a commodity that was very like rationed 00:21:31.089 --> 00:21:34.009 out and not available So yeah, so like candy 00:21:34.009 --> 00:21:36.549 just had candy distribution. Is this where the 00:21:36.549 --> 00:21:41.009 after shit happened? It said When the ration 00:21:41.009 --> 00:21:44.869 was lifted in 1947, so between 42 and 47. Yeah, 00:21:44.869 --> 00:21:47.210 they were doing other things but once it was 00:21:47.210 --> 00:21:49.609 lifted candy production and the popularization 00:21:49.609 --> 00:21:51.430 of trick -or -treating picked back up. Okay. 00:21:51.549 --> 00:21:54.809 So essentially like it was like meh for like 00:21:54.809 --> 00:21:57.170 five years. Yeah. Well, that makes sense. What 00:21:57.170 --> 00:22:00.589 is the name of the real hotel that inspired the 00:22:00.589 --> 00:22:04.150 hotel in The Shining? Oh, fuck. Because I do. 00:22:04.210 --> 00:22:06.109 Do you have options? I do. Okay. Okay. Because 00:22:06.109 --> 00:22:09.369 I know it, but you need to. Okay. The Marathon 00:22:09.369 --> 00:22:11.529 Inn. Nope. The Snowy Mountain Inn. Nope. The 00:22:11.529 --> 00:22:16.839 Stanley Hotel. Yes. Uh, yes. Absolutely. Stanley 00:22:16.839 --> 00:22:19.940 Stanley. Yep. Stanley steamer gets carpets cleaner. 00:22:20.200 --> 00:22:21.900 Stanley Cup. Not sponsored, but it could be. 00:22:22.279 --> 00:22:25.099 What was the origin or origin? What was the original 00:22:25.099 --> 00:22:27.519 purpose of bobbing for apples? I have this one 00:22:27.519 --> 00:22:31.000 for you too. Do you? Yes, I do. It was a it was 00:22:31.000 --> 00:22:32.779 like something that psychics and fortune tellers 00:22:32.779 --> 00:22:35.599 and shit did to predict who you would marry. 00:22:35.920 --> 00:22:39.400 Yes. For women. Each apple represented a different 00:22:39.400 --> 00:22:42.130 suitor. And whichever Apple the woman ended up 00:22:42.130 --> 00:22:44.289 biting into what said to represent her future 00:22:44.289 --> 00:22:45.890 husband. Yeah, I had that one for you as well. 00:22:45.890 --> 00:22:49.130 Oh, shit. Yep. Amazing. All right. So to follow 00:22:49.130 --> 00:22:51.430 up on my previous question to you, what is the 00:22:51.430 --> 00:22:55.130 name of the hotel in the fictional or in The 00:22:55.130 --> 00:22:56.829 Shining? What is the name of the fictional hotel? 00:22:56.849 --> 00:23:00.609 Because it is not the Stanley. Correct. Is it 00:23:00.609 --> 00:23:03.309 the Mountain Ridge Hotel, the Morton Motel, the 00:23:03.309 --> 00:23:07.250 Overlook Hotel? Overlook. Yep. Good work. I just 00:23:07.250 --> 00:23:09.519 need to hear it. Yep. And I know. I know, I know, 00:23:09.640 --> 00:23:11.319 I know. What was the original name for Candy 00:23:11.319 --> 00:23:13.519 Corn? I didn't realize she had a first name. 00:23:13.900 --> 00:23:15.240 I didn't say first name, I said original name. 00:23:15.460 --> 00:23:22.039 Well, original is first. Um, I don't know. Um, 00:23:22.319 --> 00:23:26.200 orange stuff. I have no clue. I have no clue. 00:23:26.740 --> 00:23:29.680 Chicken feed. Yuck. I'm glad they changed it. 00:23:29.720 --> 00:23:32.779 Yeah. Yuck. I kind of get it though, because 00:23:32.779 --> 00:23:36.069 it looks like, yeah. Yeah, kernels. Yeah. What 00:23:36.069 --> 00:23:39.150 fictional horror movie does Sean not reference 00:23:39.150 --> 00:23:43.470 in In Then There Was Sean? Ooh, okay, okay. Okay. 00:23:44.029 --> 00:23:46.029 The Last of the Obvious Suspects, Blood in the 00:23:46.029 --> 00:23:48.069 Showers, Killer, Killer, You're the Killer, or 00:23:48.069 --> 00:23:50.390 The Killer is One of Us. Which one does he not? 00:23:50.690 --> 00:23:53.130 Is it Blood in the Showers? No. Is it Last of 00:23:53.130 --> 00:23:55.450 the... No, you're wrong. What? It's Killer, Killer, 00:23:55.490 --> 00:23:58.009 You're the Killer. Why do I... Eric says it. 00:23:58.230 --> 00:24:01.970 Fuck you! Yeah! When he meets Jennifer Love - 00:24:01.970 --> 00:24:04.210 Because I'm like, I remember hearing all of those. 00:24:04.230 --> 00:24:06.529 Yep. That's why I did it. When he meets Jennifer 00:24:06.529 --> 00:24:08.430 Love Fefferman, he's like, killer, killer, you're 00:24:08.430 --> 00:24:09.730 the killer. Just like in that movie, killer, 00:24:09.829 --> 00:24:12.609 killer, you're the killer. But Sean says all 00:24:12.609 --> 00:24:15.349 the others. Fuck, you got me. I got you good. 00:24:15.809 --> 00:24:19.130 Which famous magician actually died on Halloween? 00:24:19.230 --> 00:24:24.130 Harry Houdini. Yeah. The Houdines. For my next 00:24:24.130 --> 00:24:27.089 trick, I'm going to disappear. From life. Yeah. 00:24:27.329 --> 00:24:31.890 Bye. All right. What state produces the most 00:24:31.890 --> 00:24:35.980 pumpkins? Is it? Maine, Illinois, Montana, or 00:24:35.980 --> 00:24:39.980 West Virginia? Montana. Nope. Oh. Maine. Nope. 00:24:40.180 --> 00:24:44.339 West Virginia. Nope. Illinois. I was gonna get 00:24:44.339 --> 00:24:48.619 there. 0 for 3. Who was the first First Lady 00:24:48.619 --> 00:24:50.579 to decorate the White House to celebrate Halloween? 00:24:51.259 --> 00:24:55.200 Huh, okay. Is it Eleanor Roosevelt? It is not. 00:24:55.420 --> 00:24:58.279 Fuck. And you don't know when anybody was, so 00:24:58.279 --> 00:25:00.700 I can't even ask you before or after. What's 00:25:00.700 --> 00:25:03.559 it start with? What's her name start with? first 00:25:03.559 --> 00:25:08.900 or last first m martha washington no she was 00:25:08.900 --> 00:25:11.160 in the white house i actually didn't know this 00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:13.940 first name what's the what's the what's the last 00:25:13.940 --> 00:25:17.079 name sorry that'll give it away just do it e 00:25:17.079 --> 00:25:21.980 i mayme eisenhower yeah yep in 1958 uh it was 00:25:21.980 --> 00:25:26.140 a 17 by 21 foot jack -o -lantern i love it mayme 00:25:26.140 --> 00:25:28.759 eisenhower i didn't know you had it in you what 00:25:28.759 --> 00:25:32.259 creature is a lycanthrope Vampire, werewolf, 00:25:32.460 --> 00:25:35.819 ghoul, or demon? A lycanthrope? Yeah, I don't 00:25:35.819 --> 00:25:37.140 know if I'm saying it right, but I'm pretty sure 00:25:37.140 --> 00:25:40.740 I fucking am. Werewolf. Absolutely. Correct! 00:25:42.059 --> 00:25:45.440 Nice. Yep. Good work. See? You're killing it. 00:25:47.099 --> 00:25:50.099 How many pounds of candy corn are produced every 00:25:50.099 --> 00:25:53.920 single year? Shit, I don't know. 5 ,000? Way 00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:57.160 more - Do you wanna go higher than that? 10 ,000? 00:25:57.519 --> 00:26:00.380 You want to go way higher than that? 500 ,000? 00:26:00.579 --> 00:26:02.380 You want to go way higher than that? I don't 00:26:02.380 --> 00:26:06.299 know, I can't. It's 35 million. Jesus Christ. 00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:08.319 Pounds of candy corns made every year. That's 00:26:08.319 --> 00:26:11.359 nine billion pieces of the tricolor wonders to 00:26:11.359 --> 00:26:13.500 munch on every Halloween. Dare I say that's too 00:26:13.500 --> 00:26:15.400 fucking many, y 'all. I think it's not enough. 00:26:15.740 --> 00:26:20.480 Okay. Okay, I'm gonna take it back to our own 00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:23.339 spooky season celebrations again. Continue. All 00:26:23.339 --> 00:26:26.000 right. Which of these urban legends did we not 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:29.299 discuss in our creepy things urban legends episode 00:26:29.299 --> 00:26:31.599 with season two, which was our first block of 00:26:31.599 --> 00:26:35.920 spooky season episodes? Yes. Was it Slender Man, 00:26:36.420 --> 00:26:38.980 the clown statue, Bloody Mary, or the legend 00:26:38.980 --> 00:26:42.059 of the bean sucker? The clown statue. Yes, we 00:26:42.059 --> 00:26:44.579 did not discuss that one. I specifically remember 00:26:44.579 --> 00:26:46.680 the bean sucker. Yeah, me too. He was a fucking 00:26:46.680 --> 00:26:52.029 loser. I remember this part where I was telling 00:26:52.029 --> 00:26:53.809 you what I was picturing and you were like, I 00:26:53.809 --> 00:26:58.289 was just thinking about baked beans. That's one 00:26:58.289 --> 00:27:00.329 of my favorite lines that you've ever said I 00:27:00.329 --> 00:27:04.670 think. Alright, keep going. What's the only mammal 00:27:04.670 --> 00:27:09.329 that can fly? What? What is the only mammal that 00:27:09.329 --> 00:27:12.049 can fly? Bat. Freaking bats! I love Halloween. 00:27:12.490 --> 00:27:15.710 Yep. At first, I don't know why, but I was picturing 00:27:15.710 --> 00:27:20.109 a whale. Why? was wrong that's why i was like 00:27:20.109 --> 00:27:22.630 wait what because you said mammal and i just 00:27:22.630 --> 00:27:28.170 thought of a whale yep all right uh what is the 00:27:28.170 --> 00:27:31.190 night before halloween called in michigan michigan 00:27:31.190 --> 00:27:33.950 madness devil's night all hollows eve or monster 00:27:33.950 --> 00:27:39.289 mash day devil's night yep solid work solid absolutely 00:27:39.289 --> 00:27:41.930 amazing all right which country holds the record 00:27:41.930 --> 00:27:45.269 for the largest pumpkin ever i feel like it's 00:27:45.269 --> 00:27:49.430 is it finland no is it switzerland no Then I'm 00:27:49.430 --> 00:27:53.430 out. Italy. What? Grown in 2021, the pumpkin 00:27:53.430 --> 00:27:58.250 weighed 1 ,226 kilograms, which is just shy of 00:27:58.250 --> 00:28:02.130 2 ,702 pounds. Yikes. And measured 11 feet by 00:28:02.130 --> 00:28:04.210 eight inches. That's a big ass pumpkin, Charlie 00:28:04.210 --> 00:28:08.829 Brown. You can fuck that pumpkin. You can fuck 00:28:08.829 --> 00:28:11.710 a regular pumpkin. You can super fuck that. I 00:28:11.710 --> 00:28:13.430 mean, it would take a few people to fuck that 00:28:13.430 --> 00:28:17.599 pumpkin. Yeah. Okay, what was the rule about 00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:20.799 who never dies according to Sean in and then 00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:23.980 there was Sean? Who never dies? Who never dies. 00:28:24.259 --> 00:28:28.019 Choices? Yeah. Girls, people who have known love, 00:28:28.619 --> 00:28:32.559 virgins or almost virgins. Virgins. Yep. Virgins 00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:36.839 never die. And then Eric's like, I'm dead. Sean 00:28:36.839 --> 00:28:39.259 says, I'll get as sick as you can get without 00:28:39.259 --> 00:28:43.400 actually dying. The show was so good. As a kid, 00:28:43.940 --> 00:28:45.819 never understood. No, but it was good. As a doll, 00:28:45.940 --> 00:28:47.319 I'm like, get it. Remember when they're like, 00:28:47.400 --> 00:28:48.920 and then they realize, and he's like, Feeny's 00:28:48.920 --> 00:28:52.619 dead, and they're like, go Feeny, go Feeny. Okay. 00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:57.000 Which of the following is not a term for a scarecrow? 00:28:57.599 --> 00:29:00.460 Hodmadad? Whoa, that's almost too weird, it has 00:29:00.460 --> 00:29:07.819 to be true. Mermet? Doodlesack? Hey, man. Gallybagger? 00:29:08.819 --> 00:29:13.950 Tattiebogle? Momet? Mocken? Blop. I'm gonna go 00:29:13.950 --> 00:29:18.230 with watch. No, is it? Hey, man. No What was 00:29:18.230 --> 00:29:23.210 that other one? You said? No Mermet no doodle 00:29:23.210 --> 00:29:26.230 sack doodle sack. It's doodle sack. Okay doodle 00:29:26.230 --> 00:29:28.789 sack, which is an English word for a bagpipe 00:29:29.049 --> 00:29:31.230 Either way you look at it while the scarecrow 00:29:31.230 --> 00:29:33.690 may not have had a heart. He does go by a lot 00:29:33.690 --> 00:29:36.750 of names I'm gonna call it a hot madad from now 00:29:36.750 --> 00:29:38.650 on I'm gonna call it a dual sack just to be a 00:29:38.650 --> 00:29:41.430 fuck just to be a or a bump sure whatever the 00:29:41.430 --> 00:29:47.170 fucking last one was Bob botch Bob B WB ACA All 00:29:47.170 --> 00:29:49.990 right, what classic horror novel was inspired 00:29:49.990 --> 00:29:52.670 by the writer being in a ghost storytelling contest 00:29:52.670 --> 00:29:57.049 with her friends? Dracula, Frankenstein, The 00:29:57.049 --> 00:30:00.130 Haunting of Hill House, or Rosemary's Baby? Frankenstein. 00:30:00.549 --> 00:30:03.430 Absolutely. Mary Shelley was in a ghost storytelling 00:30:03.430 --> 00:30:05.970 contest and she came up with it. I know things. 00:30:06.029 --> 00:30:07.589 You do know things. I can't pull it out of my 00:30:07.589 --> 00:30:09.930 ass, but I recognize. I can't pull anything out 00:30:09.930 --> 00:30:12.269 of my ass, actually. I mean, poop comes out my 00:30:12.269 --> 00:30:15.509 ass. Well, there's that. What is the highest 00:30:15.509 --> 00:30:19.849 grossing horror film to date? Okay, I don't know. 00:30:21.190 --> 00:30:23.890 Give me something. And this is not... adjusting 00:30:23.890 --> 00:30:28.309 for inflation. That seems like you're trying 00:30:28.309 --> 00:30:31.049 to tell me something. Is it Rosemary's baby? 00:30:32.470 --> 00:30:38.369 No. Is it The Shining? No. Is it Psycho? No. 00:30:39.130 --> 00:30:41.029 Give me, give me a hint, give me a hint. I can't 00:30:41.029 --> 00:30:42.589 give you a hint without giving it a high. Okay 00:30:42.589 --> 00:30:46.690 fine, just tell me, just tell me. It! Oh! Yeah. 00:30:46.809 --> 00:30:48.730 When you said not adjusting for inflation, I 00:30:48.730 --> 00:30:52.089 was thinking... Well, the way that I was thinking, 00:30:52.309 --> 00:30:54.109 when I said not adjusting for inflation, I wanted 00:30:54.109 --> 00:30:56.710 you to think newer. See, I did the opposite. 00:30:56.789 --> 00:30:58.970 I thought older. Because older would be less 00:30:58.970 --> 00:31:02.849 money, less grossed. Right. So not adjusting 00:31:02.849 --> 00:31:05.990 for inflation, it would be newer films. Got it. 00:31:06.069 --> 00:31:08.910 Yeah. So it's first and then The Sixth Sense 00:31:08.910 --> 00:31:11.849 and then Jaws. Huh. The Sixth Sense. Interesting. 00:31:12.349 --> 00:31:14.549 I always forget that they want to call Jaws a 00:31:14.549 --> 00:31:17.069 horror movie. You know. Yeah. I mean, I guess 00:31:17.069 --> 00:31:20.359 it's scary. What is the name of the ghost that 00:31:20.359 --> 00:31:22.619 haunts the Proud Family in their Halloween special? 00:31:23.039 --> 00:31:24.500 I can't tell you the last time I watched that. 00:31:24.680 --> 00:31:25.940 Alright, well I'm just gonna give you some choices 00:31:25.940 --> 00:31:28.440 and you pick whatever feels right. Goose Jones, 00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:32.119 Garrett Krebs, Spencer Spooks, or Warren Reilly? 00:31:32.759 --> 00:31:36.000 Goose Jones. Nope. Uh, Warren Reilly? No. Okay. 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:39.720 Tell me. Garrett Krebs. Oh, okay. Yeah. Krebs. 00:31:39.960 --> 00:31:42.380 I came up with Goose Jones. I liked it. And Warren 00:31:42.380 --> 00:31:45.910 Reilly myself. Nice. Also Spencer Spooks. I didn't 00:31:45.910 --> 00:31:48.069 think it was that one. That's the one that I'm 00:31:48.069 --> 00:31:51.789 like, that's not. But considering it's a children's 00:31:51.789 --> 00:31:54.730 show, I was thinking Goose. Silly Goose. Silly 00:31:54.730 --> 00:31:59.650 Goose. Silly Goose is dead. Yikes. Yikes. That's 00:31:59.650 --> 00:32:03.329 a horror film right there. Okay, what were originally 00:32:03.329 --> 00:32:06.630 used as the first jack -o -lanterns? Onions. 00:32:07.029 --> 00:32:10.900 It's not ogres, okay? Oh, the layers. Was it 00:32:10.900 --> 00:32:12.680 not audience? It's not audience. Oh, then I have 00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:14.779 no clue. I thought I knew that for sure. No. 00:32:15.099 --> 00:32:18.480 Turnips. I can't remember the last time I saw 00:32:18.480 --> 00:32:22.079 a turnip. Yep, originated in Ireland. You know, 00:32:22.099 --> 00:32:25.779 the fastest growing crop in Harvest Moon. They 00:32:25.779 --> 00:32:28.460 grow pretty fast. All right, I think this is 00:32:28.460 --> 00:32:31.119 my last one. So then you can just carry on without 00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:34.519 me. Finish this lyric from the Monster Mash. 00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:37.599 Okay. I was working in the lab late one night. 00:32:38.289 --> 00:32:40.730 when a chilling sound gave me such a fright, 00:32:41.130 --> 00:32:44.289 when my monster on a slab began to rise, when 00:32:44.289 --> 00:32:46.869 my eyes beheld an eerie sight, or when I heard 00:32:46.869 --> 00:32:50.829 outside an eerie cry. The first one? No. Which 00:32:50.829 --> 00:32:54.910 one is it? When my eyes beheld an eerie sight. 00:32:55.190 --> 00:33:00.289 Whoa. Yeah. I love the Monster Mash. I actually 00:33:00.289 --> 00:33:02.069 don't. I couldn't tell you the lyrics at all. 00:33:02.170 --> 00:33:04.670 Well, the next one is when my monster on a slab 00:33:04.670 --> 00:33:08.230 began to rise and suddenly to my surprise, it 00:33:08.230 --> 00:33:11.910 is a mash. It is the monster. Oh, he did. Oh, 00:33:12.029 --> 00:33:15.829 the monster mash. It was a graveyard smash. That's 00:33:15.829 --> 00:33:20.309 all I know. I listen to it. Even when it's not 00:33:20.309 --> 00:33:21.950 spooky time. You know what song I listen to when 00:33:21.950 --> 00:33:24.130 it's not spooky time? What? Ghostbusters? You 00:33:24.130 --> 00:33:28.990 know, fair. I like it. It's pitchy. I remember 00:33:28.990 --> 00:33:32.690 I had a couple of those like. sounds of Halloween 00:33:32.690 --> 00:33:34.910 CDs and they were just like for my Halloween 00:33:34.910 --> 00:33:37.170 parties that my mom would get from like catalogs. 00:33:37.210 --> 00:33:39.690 I can't just leave them, he has my CDs. But it 00:33:39.690 --> 00:33:43.549 had like Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Thriller. 00:33:43.890 --> 00:33:47.829 Yeah, Bad Moon Rising, like Spooky, like Abracadabra, 00:33:47.930 --> 00:33:53.990 all those kind of songs. Abracadabra. Not the 00:33:53.990 --> 00:33:58.390 Eminem version. No. But it sounds exactly the 00:33:58.390 --> 00:34:01.359 same. Yeah, well you sampled it. Gonna reach 00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:03.880 out and grab ya. Oh, she asked me like two or 00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:05.640 three more. Let's just go out with a bang, Courtney. 00:34:06.039 --> 00:34:08.699 In It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Shit, 00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:11.280 okay. Who does Linus mistake for the Great Pumpkin? 00:34:11.980 --> 00:34:16.619 Peppermint Patty? No. Charlie Brown? No. Snoopy? 00:34:16.840 --> 00:34:21.460 Snoopy! Cool. So Linus faints after seeing a 00:34:21.460 --> 00:34:24.019 shadowy figure rise in the pumpkin patch, thinking 00:34:24.019 --> 00:34:26.079 it's the Great Pumpkin. Instead, it was only 00:34:26.079 --> 00:34:29.900 Snoopy. Aww. Snoop. I think you should know this. 00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:32.059 Okay, I'm ready. Where did the Headless Horseman 00:34:32.059 --> 00:34:36.360 originate? Like the legend? Yeah. The legend 00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:38.480 of Sleepy Hollow. Sleepy Hollow. It's a short 00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:43.960 story. Yeah, it's... it was less of a place necessarily, 00:34:44.019 --> 00:34:46.639 but like... With the origins of the story not 00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:48.460 like where the story was told. Oh, well, I don't 00:34:48.460 --> 00:34:52.079 know. Okay, so American author Washington Irving 00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:54.639 created a character in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, 00:34:54.840 --> 00:34:57.679 which is the horseman was the ghost decapitated 00:34:57.679 --> 00:34:59.400 in the Revolutionary War. So I kind of gave you 00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:00.760 the answer when I said The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. 00:35:01.079 --> 00:35:03.320 Yeah, I didn't read all of it. It's okay. All 00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:04.719 right, pick a good one. This could be our last 00:35:04.719 --> 00:35:07.579 one. I'm ready to fucking roll heads will roll 00:35:07.579 --> 00:35:10.420 pumpkins. I'm ready. All right. What year will 00:35:10.639 --> 00:35:12.800 have the next Halloween with a full moon. Wait 00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:15.079 a minute, I looked at this. Fucking forget it. 00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:23.440 2020, 2060 something? 2039. Shit. Give me another 00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:27.199 one. I need another one. That makes me mad because 00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:32.159 I literally read that. Okay. Alright, I'm ready. 00:35:32.280 --> 00:35:34.300 What was the first movie to feature a toilet 00:35:34.300 --> 00:35:39.119 on screen? What? What? Is it a scary movie? Yeah. 00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:45.119 How scary are we talking? Classic classic horror. 00:35:45.300 --> 00:35:49.780 Is it psycho? It's psycho fuck 1960 psycho that 00:35:49.780 --> 00:35:51.800 was just a guess because they're in the bathroom 00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:54.320 Yeah, and I know she flushes some stuff down 00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:56.360 the toilet Yeah, so the first on -screen toilet 00:35:56.360 --> 00:35:58.260 was seen in Alfred Hitchcock's classic psycho 00:35:58.260 --> 00:36:00.880 1960 earlier films avoided showing bathrooms 00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:06.480 Wow, well, they really came in hard Hey, we don't 00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:08.280 really want you to show the bathroom Alfred. 00:36:08.360 --> 00:36:12.469 Oh Man, have I got bad news for you. Oh, this 00:36:12.469 --> 00:36:14.329 is actually a very interesting fact. Okay, hit 00:36:14.329 --> 00:36:17.010 me. Okay. In what state is it illegal to dress 00:36:17.010 --> 00:36:19.750 up as a nun or a priest on Halloween? Okay, wait. 00:36:20.510 --> 00:36:23.489 And it's not, it's not Utah. I didn't think it 00:36:23.489 --> 00:36:29.570 would be. Is it Jersey? No, but I have the actual 00:36:29.570 --> 00:36:33.289 law right here. Okay, is it Pennsylvania? No. 00:36:33.710 --> 00:36:37.070 Massachusetts? No. Okay, then go. Alabama. What? 00:36:37.309 --> 00:36:40.630 So this is the law, Section 13A, 14 -4. Are you 00:36:40.630 --> 00:36:43.289 ready for it? Absolutely I am. Fraudulently pretending 00:36:43.289 --> 00:36:46.880 to be clergymen. Whoever being in a public place 00:36:46.880 --> 00:36:49.900 fraudulently pretending by garb or outward array 00:36:49.900 --> 00:36:52.980 to be a minister of any religion or nun, priest, 00:36:53.059 --> 00:36:55.719 rabbi, or other member of the clergy is guilty 00:36:55.719 --> 00:36:58.960 of a misdemeanor and upon conviction shall be 00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:02.820 punished by a fine not exceeding $500 or confinement 00:37:02.820 --> 00:37:06.300 in a county jail for not more than one year or 00:37:06.300 --> 00:37:09.519 by both such fine and imprisonment. That's weird. 00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:12.280 That's a weird law. It's a weird law. I mean 00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:15.139 I can understand not wanting people to Misrepresent 00:37:15.139 --> 00:37:17.599 themselves as clergy. Yeah, there are similar 00:37:17.599 --> 00:37:19.800 laws for like policemen and doctors and shit 00:37:19.800 --> 00:37:24.500 But it's Halloween What what if a kid wants to 00:37:24.500 --> 00:37:27.099 dress up as their dad who is a priest? Well, 00:37:27.099 --> 00:37:30.019 here's the thing Their dad shouldn't be a priest 00:37:30.019 --> 00:37:31.880 because priests are supposed to be celibate. 00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:36.519 Oh, you're right So I sorry I just I read a book 00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:46.780 Yeah, anyway, so I hope you guys enjoyed spooky 00:37:46.780 --> 00:37:49.659 trivia. I know I fucking did. I hope you learned 00:37:49.659 --> 00:37:52.239 new things today. Yeah, we had some fun. We had 00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:54.679 some chaos. We obviously had some nostalgia. 00:37:55.059 --> 00:37:59.239 And laughs. Some giggles. And some gifts. You're 00:37:59.239 --> 00:38:02.219 a real gift. You are too. Thanks. If I'm going 00:38:02.219 --> 00:38:04.760 trick or treating, you're always a treat. Oh. 00:38:05.739 --> 00:38:07.739 Read a book about that, you know? I bet there's 00:38:07.739 --> 00:38:10.389 one. There is. There's porn for everything. Stop 00:38:10.389 --> 00:38:13.789 hiding porn. Courtney, it is. It's porn. This, 00:38:13.949 --> 00:38:15.489 look, I have no problem with it. I want people 00:38:15.489 --> 00:38:17.010 to read whatever they want to read. But these 00:38:17.010 --> 00:38:19.510 people that are like, um, Smut and Spice are 00:38:19.510 --> 00:38:23.570 not porn. It's fine that it's porn, but it's 00:38:23.570 --> 00:38:26.869 porn. Don't sit here and tell me it's not. What 00:38:26.869 --> 00:38:31.889 is it then? It's romance. Bullshit. And they 00:38:31.889 --> 00:38:34.030 love each other in these books. I don't think 00:38:34.030 --> 00:38:35.829 so. Some of the ones you told me about sound 00:38:35.829 --> 00:38:39.170 scary. Well, that's a little bit too much truth 00:38:39.170 --> 00:38:41.730 -telling for one episode. Thanks for listening, 00:38:41.849 --> 00:38:43.409 you guys. I hope you're having a great spooky 00:38:43.409 --> 00:38:45.610 season so far, and we'll keep rolling with spooky 00:38:45.610 --> 00:38:48.110 episodes all October long. 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