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we're 30 dirty and dying. During spooky season.
Yeah, so it's Halloween time, it's October, and
every Halloween season we do spooky episodes,
don't we, Courtney? Yeah. And this year's no
different. It's never different. No, and it won't
be until season... A million. A million. That's
how long... Well, we won't live that long, but...
We might not even live tomorrow, who knows. You
never know. That's why life's so spooky. Die
and wake up dead. Okay. I hate when you say that.
The wake up dead, specifically, because you don't.
Yeah. You go - But, you know, you catch my reference.
No, I don't. It's from Scary Movie! Courtney,
again! Alright. Scary Movie 3, specifically.
That's the only one you ever fucking quote. Yeah.
There's a whole conversation about waking up
dead. Sorry, I don't remember all the conversations
from Scary Movie 3. My fucking back. You're missing
out. Well, speaking of things that are spooky
that you might or might not remember or know,
we're doing a spooky trivia. And I I'm going
to call it chaos trivia, because really, that's
what I brought to the table. Yeah, I have Halloween
specific trivia. See, mine is just spooky trivia.
OK, so some of it's about Halloween. Some of
it's about fall. Some of it's about specific
Halloween and spooky content. Some of it's about
me. Oh, some of it's about the podcast. If you
guys listen to our Christmas Chaos Trivia from
last year, it's kind of like that. Courtney's
seemingly very profesh about the trivia, and
I am just vibing. I almost want to not even ask
any questions and just try to answer all of yours.
We'll see. I don't know how many I have, but
no, I want you to ask me questions too. I think
it's fun when we go back and forth. That's the
essence of Chaos Trivia. We have to both bring
the chaos. I can't hold this up on my own. Yeah,
you literally can't do it by yourself. Okay,
um, before we do that, we gotta go back in time.
Spooky spooky, it's 2005. Let's see, I was what?
10, 11. And I was 13, 14. I believe my Halloween
costume in 2005 -ish. I was either a pirate or...
A boy matey. Hell yeah. Or it might have been
the year that I was Mickey Mouse from Fantasia
specifically. Wizard hat. It was a bitchin' costume.
I love Fantasia. Me too. I think that's underrated.
It is. It really is. But that was my costume
I wanted to be. I'd gone to Disney World. We
went to Disney World when I was nine. First and
only time. And I got the light up Fantasia hat
with the ears. It lit up. It had batteries. And
I had this like wizard's robe. Um, and I said
I wanted to be that Fantasia Mickey Mouse version.
And my meemaw actually painted my face like Mickey
really well because she had back in the day,
she had Halloween parties all the time and she
was Minnie Mouse and there's pictures. It was
a great fucking costume. So she was like, I have
the skills for this. It was a great time that
if it was that year had a Halloween party. Oh,
shit. In my house. We had them in my basement
when I was growing up, when I was in elementary
and going into middle school. Look at you. Yeah,
I had like, I think I had two. I had like two
years in a row, I think I had the... I think.
I don't know. Now I'm second guessing, but that
sounds correct. I never had friends ever really.
Oh. Not until... You met me, huh? I came over
to your house. Like high school maybe. Yeah.
And that was just like one friend at a time.
And then there's that one time when people from
the movie theater came over to grandma's house.
Yeah, the bonfire. The bonfire. Yeah, I remember
that. Yeah, that was like the only time. Well,
when grandma was home. Oh, I had alcoholic beverages
and other people over when grandma was not home.
Party time! And you said you'd never partied.
Look at you. Okay. Having parties when your grandma's
out of town. Yeah. Well, it's where you lived.
Yeah. I never had parties when my parents weren't
home. The only time was that time that you guys
came over and we watched Rocky Horror Picture
Show. And we got married. Yes. So big night.
Big night. And my parents knew I was gonna have
people over. And get married. Well, I don't know
if they knew that part. Uh, but hey, what's life
if you don't almost give your parents a heart
attack sometimes? No, so I think that's what
I was doing around that time. Um, I wish I would
remember if it was... I don't even know what
grade I was in at that time, I couldn't tell
ya. Well, if I was 10 -11, I would've been in,
like, 4th, 5th grade. Or 5th, 6th. So I'd have
been 7th, 8th? I know I was in 5th grade at one
point when I had one of those Halloween parties,
and I think I was 10 or 11. So I would have been
in eighth grade. Okay, that seems right. Yeah.
So what do I do in eighth grade? Yeah, let's
talk about that. I held a boy's hand. I started
it all. I didn't start kissing until ninth grade.
And then it was just straight ahead. No, nothing
really happened until college. I just mean the
obsession with boys. No, the obsession with boys
started in preschool. Wow. Obsessed. Really?
Yes, all the way through elementary school. Between
seventh and eighth grade, there's this guy named
Nick. I don't have stories at all. Yeah. Like,
I think he lived kind of close to like when I
lived with my dad. Okay. So like, he kind of
lived close to there and like we hang out like
once. Yeah. But I was like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna
marry this kid for the rest of my life. Yeah,
isn't that always? Yeah. Yeah, I remember I had
a friend, he would come over a lot. And he came
to my Halloween party. I remember that. And he
got scared and almost broke a table. Oh, shit.
He fell. My table! It's broken! But he would
come over and he he was cool with he liked to
play with dolls. But obviously, no one needed
to know that. And I still played with dolls.
Why do I remember this story? I think you've
told this before. Have I? I don't know. You like
kept the secret of him playing with dolls. Yeah.
Yeah. And he turned into like... Like a real
hardcore dude and he was friends with some of
my mutual friends and we you know We kind of
lost touch but we ran in the same circles and
I feel like he was always just kind of like looking
at me like please don't Talk about how I used
to come over your house and play Barbies and
I'm like, I won't it was nice. He was nice guy
Yeah, we had fun. No just held boys hands. Yeah.
Well this couple. Yeah, I don't I was nervous.
I was nervous for several more years. I was a
very late bloomer Yeah, I mean, I was still I
was nervous up until like, I don't know, yesterday.
Like five minutes ago. Anyways, so I also was
I remember being a being one of the first years
that I picked up a Fear Street book. I read Goosebumps
before. But Goosebumps colon Fear Street, the
more teen ones. Okay. Yep. I started to read
those because I my fifth grade teacher had like
a bookshelf. in the back of the room and I would
just go back there and find stuff and I found
several Fear Street specific. So that's isn't
Fear Street that thing on that series on Netflix?
I think so. I've never watched it. I like them.
I think you should watch them. Okay. I wasn't
opposed to watching them. I just haven't gotten
around to it. But yeah, he they were like more
teen centered. I remember this one and it was
these girls they switched. It was like Freaky
Friday. And then another one. the boy next door
and the boy i think was evil or something i don't
know i mean huge spooky shit loved it um i also
read a book called ghost house where a girl blew
her hands off the fireworks and that was that
year because i found it on that shelf i remember
nice firecracker suzy that was her name swear
to god i'm not making that up i'm not being a
dick the author is doing it wow anyways 2005
um some movies came out I almost forgot that
we were talking about 2005. Me too. Well, we
talk about our real lives. We talk about both
pop culture, what we were doing. Well, before
you go with what you were doing, I know you want
to talk about this. Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's
couch. I remember this. So this was when the
Scientology thing had started to happen hard.
He was getting weird. And he was with Katie Holmes.
No one knows how she got there. I don't you know,
there are conspiracy theories, whatever. But
anyways, he went on Oprah. And he was talking
about how in love with Katie Holmes, he was and
that's how in love he was to jump up and down
on a couch. And it was so, it was so creepy and
weird when he did it. Like my mom watched Oprah.
Like I remember sitting there and watching it
while my mom was watching it. And I was just
both being like, what the fuck is going on? Um,
Jessica Simpson filed for divorce from Nick Lachey.
Nick Lachey. Nick Lachey. I used to call him
that though. His name was Lachey. Yeah. Yeah.
So that what lasted four years because they got
married in 2001. I don't think I'm married in
2001. The show started in 2001. I don't know
how new the newlywed title was. So but yeah,
probably less than five years, I'd say. They
seem happier now without each other. She's married.
He's married. They're good. What else is going
on? Matthew McConaughey was crowned People's
Sexiest Man Alive. I get it. All right. All right.
All right. Especially that era like we was doing
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and some of those
movies that romcoms, you know. So what's really
funny, okay, so I'm looking it's the picture
of it. Yeah, but it also says Nicole Kidman engaged.
Oprah's best moments 20th anniversary celebration,
plus Jake Orlando Kanye, George and many more.
Oh my gosh. People Magazine, People Magazine,
my grandma had People Magazine. Yeah, so to my
mom, I remember like, I also remember just going
to the grocery store. Being in the checkout aisle
and like waiting for my mom to check out and
just reading all the people magazines Also, do
you remember? I don't know if they still do the
grocery store. It was a food lion. Yeah back
in the day. Um They had a whole aisle that was
magazines I remember the whole aisle of yes,
and I would always go over there and I would
get tiger beats I would get bop and I would get
teen beat sometimes and then I also would get
like Guitar world and shit cuz I was you thought
you were cool. Not like other girls. Yeah, okay
Uh, Karang? Is that the other one? I don't even
know half of them that you just said. It's like,
it's a music one. Okay. But yeah, Bop and Tiger
Beat were my, they were like teen focused. I
would get posters out of them. I just like the
quizzes that were in them. Yeah, those two, those
were great. Yeah, but I loved going to that whole
ass row of magazines of some of them all and
be like, you can pick out one, you can pick out
two. And then it was just the best day ever when
I came home from a grocery shopping trip with
a magazine. It's simple things. Yeah. You know
some movies that came out? Move Me Up. What?
Amityville whore whore whore whore whore whore
whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore
wh Oh yeah, that was not good. But Vince Vaughn,
that's who I was thinking of. Okay. But now that
you say I'm gonna be a whore with Ryan Rounds,
I remember that. Okay, yeah. 40 year old virgin.
Ah, Kelly Clarkson! But you still do that now.
So did I tell you that I got waxed? No! I did.
My god, the porn books are getting crazy. They're
having real life effects on you. So I got a Brazilian
wax. Yeah. And I'm just, I looked at her, I was
like, can I scream all Kelly Clarkson? I did
not. Oh, you should have. I should have, but
I didn't. But you shouldn't have warned her.
You should have just done it. I bet she gets
it a lot. I bet people do that. Oh, I'm sure.
Anyways, 2005. More movies. Sorry. Yeah, sorry.
Oh, Kelly Clarkson. That was the point. V for
Vendetta. Never watched it. Fantastic Four. The
longest yard remake. Adam Sandler. Ah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Yeah, the football movie. House of
Wax. Another remake horror movie. Paris Hilton
was in that one. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah, she
was really something in there with Chad Michael
Murray. What a what a team. What a name also
Pride and Prejudice Charlie and the Chocolate
Factory the one with Johnny up and Corpse Bride
came out. Oh Corpse Bride came out. I'm pretty
sure on my birthday Wow, let me check. Let me
fact -check you fact -check me I'm pretty sure
because I remember seeing on my birthday, but
I could be wrong fact -check me daddy September
16th. Oh, I saw for my birthday. Yeah Anything
else 2005? No. Do you have no songs? No, I have
songs. I didn't know if you had anything else
before. I mean Hurricane Katrina. More like Hurricane
Tortilla. RIP, everybody, we're sorry. Do it
for the Vine. Katrina did it for the Vine. So
I got the billboard chart. So this is the Hot
100. Obviously not all of these came out in 2011
or whatever. I just always feel the need to say
that because some asshole is always like, oh,
actually I came out. Since you've been gone.
We Belong Together by Mariah Carey. I remember
the video for that. The wedding video. She was
like getting married and she ran away to this
guy. It was the guy from Prison Break. The attractive
one? Yeah. He's gay, isn't he? I have no clue.
I don't know anything about his personal life.
I know that the guy who played his brother the
less attractive one is married to Miley Cyrus's
mom. Oh Yeah, her mom. Oh, yeah, I think I did
Trish Trish. Yep, holla back girl I know how
to sell bananas. Hell. Yeah be a and a and a
s that's another one that came out in 2004 But
was still super popular. I mean clearly this
shit is Bananas, B -A -N -A -N -A -S. A few times
been round that track with nuts and something
like that cause I ain't no hollaback girl. Gold
Digger. I still know all of it. Oh yeah. I can
still rap it all. A hundred percent. Yeah. Eighteen
years. Eighteen years. Don'tcha? Don'tcha wish
your girlfriend was high like me. Wow. Well one,
I won't go out with this one, but it's another
one that's 2004 but was still popular. Let Me
Love You by Mario. Remember that song? I love
that song. I don't remember. Baby, you should
let me love you. Let me be - I love it. The one
who gives you everything you want and need. Alright,
and last one we'll do is... Oh, Rihanna, Ponder
Replay. Hey Mr. D, just some Ponder Replay. Turn
the music up. It was like her first big hit,
that and that S .O .S. SOS, please someone help
me. It's not healthy for you to... I don't know,
but that was yeah, that's when Rihanna hit the
scene. Oh shit. What a great year. Now let's
do some trivia. Hey, thanks for listening to
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Spook trivia! Alright, so we're gonna go back
and forth, chaotic trivia, all spooky shit, all
the time. Why don't you start? Yo, you want me
to start? I want you to start. You ask me a question,
then I'll hit you with a question, and that's
how we're gonna do it, ladies and gents, and
don't abide by any of your friends. Okay, so
this is according to a 2023 poll. Okay. What
is America's favorite Halloween candy? It's Reese's.
I also had that question for you. Oh! Well, okay,
so Reese's came out on top with 29 % of Americans
choosing it as their favorite. Yeah. Second is
a three way tie. Ooh, a three way. Three way.
Devil's triangle. Candy corn, Kit Kats, and M
&M's. Candy corn was up there. Candy corn was
up there. Wow, okay. I mean, I'd fuck up some
candy corn. Well, continue the candy train then.
Okay, choo choo. On last year's spooky season
candy bracket that we did. Oh, fuck, okay. What
did we decide was the best candy? And I have
a multiple choice if you need it. Multiple choice
me. Kent Daddy. Reese's, Starburst, Candy Corn,
or Warheads? Reese's. No. That's what I fucking
wanted, and you wouldn't... No. I put Candy Corn?
Candy Corn. We decided it was Candy Corn. Oh
shit. Because you wouldn't let me pick Reese's.
And we ended up with Candy Corn. Warheads is
the one that made us almost throw up. Yeah, that
was awful. I'm never gonna eat another Warheads
again. Nope, it's bad. Ugh. We need to do another,
like, kind of eating bracket something. I think
we should do a movie theater candy bracket. That
sounds good. Or a movie theater snack. I don't
know, something. Yeah, I agree. Hit me. Hit me
with your ba - You're not gonna know this. Okay,
okay. I'm ready. Where was the first citywide
celebration of Halloween? This is not a real
guess, but it is. It's not Boston, is it? No.
Is it somewhere in, like, Missouri? You got the
first letter. Massachusetts. No, but that would
make a little bit more sense you think. I'm thinking
New England for some reason and I can't I don't
know. It's Minnesota. Oh shit. Yeah, Anoka, Minnesota
in 1921. Wow, good for them. Yeah, good for them.
Alright, similar vibe. In what country did Halloween
originate? Italy, Ireland, Peru, or Wales? Ireland.
Absolutely. See, here's the thing, like I feel
like I've definitely read that somewhere. Yeah.
But I needed to hear the choices for it to click.
It's one of those. Apparently that's why it became
popular in America is when there was that influx
of Irish immigrants. So in like the 1800s. Nice.
Yep. All right. Hit me. How is Laurie Strode
related to killer Michael Myers? She's not. She's
not. There was that one thing, and I don't know
if it's two or three, where they're like, oh,
that's her long lost sister. But that was just
somebody They didn't pick that up when they brought
Jamie Lee Curtis back. She's not. She was the
babysitter. That's it. I'm passionate. You are
correct. I know. So but how the answer is like
trick question. Yeah, it is. Yeah, the answer
depends on the movie. So in Halloween two released
91 reveals that Laurie Strode played by Jamie
Lee Curtis is Michael Myers sister. Later sequels
followed suit until 2018's Halloween, a direct
sequel to the 1978 original in which no family
relation is mentioned. So in the 2018 movie Halloween
Kills and 2021 and Halloween ends 2022, Laurie
and Michael are unrelated, confusing. Yeah, it's
stupid. They're not related. I got all worked
up. What was my first Halloween costume as a
baby? Barney, Sleeping Beauty, a spooky little
scarecrow, or a cute ass pumpkin? Cute ass pumpkin.
Hell yeah! I feel like everyone at some point
was a cute ass pumpkin. It's one of the most
popular Halloween costumes for babies and dogs.
Yeah, I can see that. I mean, because you just
lay there. I think in college, I dressed up as
a sexy pumpkin. Hot. So I just got like a regular
pumpkin suit, right? Yeah. And then I wore just
like tights and high heels. Oh, I was gonna say
did they have cutouts like the slutty pumpkin
and how I met your mother? Yes. Katie Holmes,
go. In what state is it the norm for trick or
treaters to receive full size candy bars on Halloween?
Is it Oregon? It's Oregon! Fuck! I just think
I just saw it in passing. Like, Oregon. Man,
should go. The Oregon Trail. Up to get those
candy bars. Yeah. Might get dysentery. Might
be worth it. Maybe you're born with it. Maybe
it's dysentery. Okay, what was Hocus Pocus originally
titled? Pocus Hocus? Nope. What was Hocus - was
it just like witches or something? I have some
choices. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Uh, Witches Brew.
Thackerie Binks Goes Rogue. Halloween house or
virgin and candles? The first one. Witches brew?
Yeah. No. What was it? Halloween house. Okay,
I was like, is it Zachary? Zachary thinks he's
the rogue. Zachary! Zachary! Zachary! I love
it. We're doing good. We're doing pretty good.
How did World War II affect sugar treating? Probably
made it kind of hard because there was no anything
including sugar, so... Don't know probably made
it suck. I don't have deets. Yeah, so obviously
sugar. Yeah, that was the problem I know it was
like a commodity that was very like rationed
out and not available So yeah, so like candy
just had candy distribution. Is this where the
after shit happened? It said When the ration
was lifted in 1947, so between 42 and 47. Yeah,
they were doing other things but once it was
lifted candy production and the popularization
of trick -or -treating picked back up. Okay.
So essentially like it was like meh for like
five years. Yeah. Well, that makes sense. What
is the name of the real hotel that inspired the
hotel in The Shining? Oh, fuck. Because I do.
Do you have options? I do. Okay. Okay. Because
I know it, but you need to. Okay. The Marathon
Inn. Nope. The Snowy Mountain Inn. Nope. The
Stanley Hotel. Yes. Uh, yes. Absolutely. Stanley
Stanley. Yep. Stanley steamer gets carpets cleaner.
Stanley Cup. Not sponsored, but it could be.
What was the origin or origin? What was the original
purpose of bobbing for apples? I have this one
for you too. Do you? Yes, I do. It was a it was
like something that psychics and fortune tellers
and shit did to predict who you would marry.
Yes. For women. Each apple represented a different
suitor. And whichever Apple the woman ended up
biting into what said to represent her future
husband. Yeah, I had that one for you as well.
Oh, shit. Yep. Amazing. All right. So to follow
up on my previous question to you, what is the
name of the hotel in the fictional or in The
Shining? What is the name of the fictional hotel?
Because it is not the Stanley. Correct. Is it
the Mountain Ridge Hotel, the Morton Motel, the
Overlook Hotel? Overlook. Yep. Good work. I just
need to hear it. Yep. And I know. I know, I know,
I know. What was the original name for Candy
Corn? I didn't realize she had a first name.
I didn't say first name, I said original name.
Well, original is first. Um, I don't know. Um,
orange stuff. I have no clue. I have no clue.
Chicken feed. Yuck. I'm glad they changed it.
Yeah. Yuck. I kind of get it though, because
it looks like, yeah. Yeah, kernels. Yeah. What
fictional horror movie does Sean not reference
in In Then There Was Sean? Ooh, okay, okay. Okay.
The Last of the Obvious Suspects, Blood in the
Showers, Killer, Killer, You're the Killer, or
The Killer is One of Us. Which one does he not?
Is it Blood in the Showers? No. Is it Last of
the... No, you're wrong. What? It's Killer, Killer,
You're the Killer. Why do I... Eric says it.
Fuck you! Yeah! When he meets Jennifer Love -
Because I'm like, I remember hearing all of those.
Yep. That's why I did it. When he meets Jennifer
Love Fefferman, he's like, killer, killer, you're
the killer. Just like in that movie, killer,
killer, you're the killer. But Sean says all
the others. Fuck, you got me. I got you good.
Which famous magician actually died on Halloween?
Harry Houdini. Yeah. The Houdines. For my next
trick, I'm going to disappear. From life. Yeah.
Bye. All right. What state produces the most
pumpkins? Is it? Maine, Illinois, Montana, or
West Virginia? Montana. Nope. Oh. Maine. Nope.
West Virginia. Nope. Illinois. I was gonna get
there. 0 for 3. Who was the first First Lady
to decorate the White House to celebrate Halloween?
Huh, okay. Is it Eleanor Roosevelt? It is not.
Fuck. And you don't know when anybody was, so
I can't even ask you before or after. What's
it start with? What's her name start with? first
or last first m martha washington no she was
in the white house i actually didn't know this
first name what's the what's the what's the last
name sorry that'll give it away just do it e
i mayme eisenhower yeah yep in 1958 uh it was
a 17 by 21 foot jack -o -lantern i love it mayme
eisenhower i didn't know you had it in you what
creature is a lycanthrope Vampire, werewolf,
ghoul, or demon? A lycanthrope? Yeah, I don't
know if I'm saying it right, but I'm pretty sure
I fucking am. Werewolf. Absolutely. Correct!
Nice. Yep. Good work. See? You're killing it.
How many pounds of candy corn are produced every
single year? Shit, I don't know. 5 ,000? Way
more - Do you wanna go higher than that? 10 ,000?
You want to go way higher than that? 500 ,000?
You want to go way higher than that? I don't
know, I can't. It's 35 million. Jesus Christ.
Pounds of candy corns made every year. That's
nine billion pieces of the tricolor wonders to
munch on every Halloween. Dare I say that's too
fucking many, y 'all. I think it's not enough.
Okay. Okay, I'm gonna take it back to our own
spooky season celebrations again. Continue. All
right. Which of these urban legends did we not
discuss in our creepy things urban legends episode
with season two, which was our first block of
spooky season episodes? Yes. Was it Slender Man,
the clown statue, Bloody Mary, or the legend
of the bean sucker? The clown statue. Yes, we
did not discuss that one. I specifically remember
the bean sucker. Yeah, me too. He was a fucking
loser. I remember this part where I was telling
you what I was picturing and you were like, I
was just thinking about baked beans. That's one
of my favorite lines that you've ever said I
think. Alright, keep going. What's the only mammal
that can fly? What? What is the only mammal that
can fly? Bat. Freaking bats! I love Halloween.
Yep. At first, I don't know why, but I was picturing
a whale. Why? was wrong that's why i was like
wait what because you said mammal and i just
thought of a whale yep all right uh what is the
night before halloween called in michigan michigan
madness devil's night all hollows eve or monster
mash day devil's night yep solid work solid absolutely
amazing all right which country holds the record
for the largest pumpkin ever i feel like it's
is it finland no is it switzerland no Then I'm
out. Italy. What? Grown in 2021, the pumpkin
weighed 1 ,226 kilograms, which is just shy of
2 ,702 pounds. Yikes. And measured 11 feet by
eight inches. That's a big ass pumpkin, Charlie
Brown. You can fuck that pumpkin. You can fuck
a regular pumpkin. You can super fuck that. I
mean, it would take a few people to fuck that
pumpkin. Yeah. Okay, what was the rule about
who never dies according to Sean in and then
there was Sean? Who never dies? Who never dies.
Choices? Yeah. Girls, people who have known love,
virgins or almost virgins. Virgins. Yep. Virgins
never die. And then Eric's like, I'm dead. Sean
says, I'll get as sick as you can get without
actually dying. The show was so good. As a kid,
never understood. No, but it was good. As a doll,
I'm like, get it. Remember when they're like,
and then they realize, and he's like, Feeny's
dead, and they're like, go Feeny, go Feeny. Okay.
Which of the following is not a term for a scarecrow?
Hodmadad? Whoa, that's almost too weird, it has
to be true. Mermet? Doodlesack? Hey, man. Gallybagger?
Tattiebogle? Momet? Mocken? Blop. I'm gonna go
with watch. No, is it? Hey, man. No What was
that other one? You said? No Mermet no doodle
sack doodle sack. It's doodle sack. Okay doodle
sack, which is an English word for a bagpipe
Either way you look at it while the scarecrow
may not have had a heart. He does go by a lot
of names I'm gonna call it a hot madad from now
on I'm gonna call it a dual sack just to be a
fuck just to be a or a bump sure whatever the
fucking last one was Bob botch Bob B WB ACA All
right, what classic horror novel was inspired
by the writer being in a ghost storytelling contest
with her friends? Dracula, Frankenstein, The
Haunting of Hill House, or Rosemary's Baby? Frankenstein.
Absolutely. Mary Shelley was in a ghost storytelling
contest and she came up with it. I know things.
You do know things. I can't pull it out of my
ass, but I recognize. I can't pull anything out
of my ass, actually. I mean, poop comes out my
ass. Well, there's that. What is the highest
grossing horror film to date? Okay, I don't know.
Give me something. And this is not... adjusting
for inflation. That seems like you're trying
to tell me something. Is it Rosemary's baby?
No. Is it The Shining? No. Is it Psycho? No.
Give me, give me a hint, give me a hint. I can't
give you a hint without giving it a high. Okay
fine, just tell me, just tell me. It! Oh! Yeah.
When you said not adjusting for inflation, I
was thinking... Well, the way that I was thinking,
when I said not adjusting for inflation, I wanted
you to think newer. See, I did the opposite.
I thought older. Because older would be less
money, less grossed. Right. So not adjusting
for inflation, it would be newer films. Got it.
Yeah. So it's first and then The Sixth Sense
and then Jaws. Huh. The Sixth Sense. Interesting.
I always forget that they want to call Jaws a
horror movie. You know. Yeah. I mean, I guess
it's scary. What is the name of the ghost that
haunts the Proud Family in their Halloween special?
I can't tell you the last time I watched that.
Alright, well I'm just gonna give you some choices
and you pick whatever feels right. Goose Jones,
Garrett Krebs, Spencer Spooks, or Warren Reilly?
Goose Jones. Nope. Uh, Warren Reilly? No. Okay.
Tell me. Garrett Krebs. Oh, okay. Yeah. Krebs.
I came up with Goose Jones. I liked it. And Warren
Reilly myself. Nice. Also Spencer Spooks. I didn't
think it was that one. That's the one that I'm
like, that's not. But considering it's a children's
show, I was thinking Goose. Silly Goose. Silly
Goose. Silly Goose is dead. Yikes. Yikes. That's
a horror film right there. Okay, what were originally
used as the first jack -o -lanterns? Onions.
It's not ogres, okay? Oh, the layers. Was it
not audience? It's not audience. Oh, then I have
no clue. I thought I knew that for sure. No.
Turnips. I can't remember the last time I saw
a turnip. Yep, originated in Ireland. You know,
the fastest growing crop in Harvest Moon. They
grow pretty fast. All right, I think this is
my last one. So then you can just carry on without
me. Finish this lyric from the Monster Mash.
Okay. I was working in the lab late one night.
when a chilling sound gave me such a fright,
when my monster on a slab began to rise, when
my eyes beheld an eerie sight, or when I heard
outside an eerie cry. The first one? No. Which
one is it? When my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
Whoa. Yeah. I love the Monster Mash. I actually
don't. I couldn't tell you the lyrics at all.
Well, the next one is when my monster on a slab
began to rise and suddenly to my surprise, it
is a mash. It is the monster. Oh, he did. Oh,
the monster mash. It was a graveyard smash. That's
all I know. I listen to it. Even when it's not
spooky time. You know what song I listen to when
it's not spooky time? What? Ghostbusters? You
know, fair. I like it. It's pitchy. I remember
I had a couple of those like. sounds of Halloween
CDs and they were just like for my Halloween
parties that my mom would get from like catalogs.
I can't just leave them, he has my CDs. But it
had like Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Thriller.
Yeah, Bad Moon Rising, like Spooky, like Abracadabra,
all those kind of songs. Abracadabra. Not the
Eminem version. No. But it sounds exactly the
same. Yeah, well you sampled it. Gonna reach
out and grab ya. Oh, she asked me like two or
three more. Let's just go out with a bang, Courtney.
In It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Shit,
okay. Who does Linus mistake for the Great Pumpkin?
Peppermint Patty? No. Charlie Brown? No. Snoopy?
Snoopy! Cool. So Linus faints after seeing a
shadowy figure rise in the pumpkin patch, thinking
it's the Great Pumpkin. Instead, it was only
Snoopy. Aww. Snoop. I think you should know this.
Okay, I'm ready. Where did the Headless Horseman
originate? Like the legend? Yeah. The legend
of Sleepy Hollow. Sleepy Hollow. It's a short
story. Yeah, it's... it was less of a place necessarily,
but like... With the origins of the story not
like where the story was told. Oh, well, I don't
know. Okay, so American author Washington Irving
created a character in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow,
which is the horseman was the ghost decapitated
in the Revolutionary War. So I kind of gave you
the answer when I said The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.
Yeah, I didn't read all of it. It's okay. All
right, pick a good one. This could be our last
one. I'm ready to fucking roll heads will roll
pumpkins. I'm ready. All right. What year will
have the next Halloween with a full moon. Wait
a minute, I looked at this. Fucking forget it.
2020, 2060 something? 2039. Shit. Give me another
one. I need another one. That makes me mad because
I literally read that. Okay. Alright, I'm ready.
What was the first movie to feature a toilet
on screen? What? What? Is it a scary movie? Yeah.
How scary are we talking? Classic classic horror.
Is it psycho? It's psycho fuck 1960 psycho that
was just a guess because they're in the bathroom
Yeah, and I know she flushes some stuff down
the toilet Yeah, so the first on -screen toilet
was seen in Alfred Hitchcock's classic psycho
1960 earlier films avoided showing bathrooms
Wow, well, they really came in hard Hey, we don't
really want you to show the bathroom Alfred.
Oh Man, have I got bad news for you. Oh, this
is actually a very interesting fact. Okay, hit
me. Okay. In what state is it illegal to dress
up as a nun or a priest on Halloween? Okay, wait.
And it's not, it's not Utah. I didn't think it
would be. Is it Jersey? No, but I have the actual
law right here. Okay, is it Pennsylvania? No.
Massachusetts? No. Okay, then go. Alabama. What?
So this is the law, Section 13A, 14 -4. Are you
ready for it? Absolutely I am. Fraudulently pretending
to be clergymen. Whoever being in a public place
fraudulently pretending by garb or outward array
to be a minister of any religion or nun, priest,
rabbi, or other member of the clergy is guilty
of a misdemeanor and upon conviction shall be
punished by a fine not exceeding $500 or confinement
in a county jail for not more than one year or
by both such fine and imprisonment. That's weird.
That's a weird law. It's a weird law. I mean
I can understand not wanting people to Misrepresent
themselves as clergy. Yeah, there are similar
laws for like policemen and doctors and shit
But it's Halloween What what if a kid wants to
dress up as their dad who is a priest? Well,
here's the thing Their dad shouldn't be a priest
because priests are supposed to be celibate.
Oh, you're right So I sorry I just I read a book
Yeah, anyway, so I hope you guys enjoyed spooky
trivia. I know I fucking did. I hope you learned
new things today. Yeah, we had some fun. We had
some chaos. We obviously had some nostalgia.
And laughs. Some giggles. And some gifts. You're
a real gift. You are too. Thanks. If I'm going
trick or treating, you're always a treat. Oh.
Read a book about that, you know? I bet there's
one. There is. There's porn for everything. Stop
hiding porn. Courtney, it is. It's porn. This,
look, I have no problem with it. I want people
to read whatever they want to read. But these
people that are like, um, Smut and Spice are
not porn. It's fine that it's porn, but it's
porn. Don't sit here and tell me it's not. What
is it then? It's romance. Bullshit. And they
love each other in these books. I don't think
so. Some of the ones you told me about sound
scary. Well, that's a little bit too much truth
-telling for one episode. Thanks for listening,
you guys. I hope you're having a great spooky
season so far, and we'll keep rolling with spooky
episodes all October long. Rollin' rollin' rollin'
rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
rollin' rollin Stop whoa back it up now. Let
me see your hips swing