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We are a weekly podcast, soul of a gamer. Hey,

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I'm smart this time. I did this time. Let's not

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go that far. I will fuck it up again. I love

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pressing that button. That was my favorite part.

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This game gets really fucking weird. Yeah, so

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you do acid and then you go into the hamster

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suit. And this week is Night Trap. Night Trap.

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They're right behind you, Night Trap. Ten -year

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-old birthday party. Next scene, kill the kid.

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You got to kill the kid. Sha -la -la -la -la

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-la, car is coming. Throw your body into the

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car and die. All I could do every time I was

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playing Ethan was just start walking around and

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go, Jason! Oh, God. It's Russell Crowe? Yeah.

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Oh, I don't know. You've never seen that South

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Park? Maybe. It's been a long time. It's so funny.

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It's fighting around the world with Russell Crowe.

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Oh, okay. And every time someone sees him, they

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go, hey, is that Russell Crowe? Oh my god, it's

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Russell Crowe! It's just nice. It's so stupid,

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but so good. all right all right all right fun

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fun well hello everyone hello welcome back welcome

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we are here with another hot takes for you we

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are soul of a gamer podcast i'm scott i'm steven

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and every week we normally play a game tell you

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about it tell you about the making of it but

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this week we're doing other hot takes yes and

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for this hot takes we're doing a little bit differently

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we're doing some uh draft picks and then we're

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going to do some blind rank picks for scott as

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well today yeah So we're going to go to the draft

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quicks a little bit quicker and not explain everything

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about them as we usually do, but that's okay.

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And I'm guessing for draft picks, mine aren't

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in any particular order. I'm guessing the same

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for you, or do you have them in a set order?

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I never do mine in order. Unless something feels

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really, really cool. And for these questions,

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we are doing four answers each just so everyone

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is aware. All right. You want to get right into

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it or do we want to talk about anything else?

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I don't know. Let's go. What do we start now?

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We will start out with a chug of water right

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as I ask. What a fucking douche, guys. It's like

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when the waiter comes by right as you take your

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first bite. How's the food? Sounds like the waiter

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comes by and you're sucking on a dick. Let's

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be honest. Hey, that's happened a time or two.

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We don't need to talk about it. It has. It has.

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All right. So we're going to talk about, speaking

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of sucking dick, most overpowered abilities.

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I don't get the correlation. That's a good ability

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to have. But most overpowered abilities in video

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games, yes. Yeah, these are things we just feel

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are a little bit too powerful. And one of mine

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is really fucking funny. So go ahead, Steven.

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What's your first one? All right. First one,

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I will start with probably my favorite. power

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of the spider -man marvel spider -man series

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this is the symbiote yank When this is fully

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upgraded, once you're getting towards the end

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of the game, you can grab any number of enemies

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on screen all at once. Tentacles of the Venom

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symbiote just jump out of you and you can grab

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them with like 15 tentacle arms, grab all of

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them and bash them all down on the ground. It's

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just the most wild thing in that game. And if

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Spider -Man had that ability just on a regular,

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it would just be insane. Like, it's seriously

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one of the most like overpowered thing I've seen

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like a venom symbiote kind of thing do. And watching

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him and just doing that, especially because everything

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in this game felt so singular, like one on one

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combat, there is a couple like blasting kind

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of things that you can do and launching techniques

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where you can launch a whole area of people and

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stuff like that but this one just you could take

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everyone that was on the screen all at once and

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nothing else in the game had anything of that

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scale so it just became the most broken ability

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and the ability you use at all points from that

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point on nice yeah i kind of like that one yeah

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uh well i'm gonna talk about high noon oh yep

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We've talked about this before with our best

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one -liners, but this ability is just too fucking

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powerful. I mean, it's an instant. I think it's

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three shot kills. I think it's six shot. Six

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shots. I cannot remember. Because I think it's

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a full revolver. I think that was the whole kick

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of it. When I started playing, I believe it was

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three. I think it might have changed different

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iterations possibly. It could have been a balancing

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thing where they changed the amount of shots

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it had. I only played it when the game first

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came out. That was years ago. It's from Overwatch.

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You shoot out a bunch of shots. What's his name

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now? It's not the same. McKay, I think, is his

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name now. What was it before? McCree. He would

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just shoot shots, and it would be an instant

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kill, and that's his ult, and you just instant

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kill anyone. Instant deadlock headshots. Yeah,

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it's crazy. It's fucking crazy. That was a ridiculous

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ability. Next up for me, I went with one from

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Ghost of Tsushima, and this is the ghost stance.

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The ghost stance in this game, when you're taking...

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It happens, I think, either if you take out a

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leader... or if you've taken out a certain number

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of enemies in succession, the whole screen goes

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into black and white, and it goes like full old

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-school Japanese samurai film, and everyone is

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now terrified of you. Some people will run from

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you, other people will try to attack, but every

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attack in this instant is a one -hit assassination

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kill. You'll cut off their head, you'll dismember

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their arms, you'll just... stab him straight

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through the chest you'll just one slice through

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it just it's so brutal it's so uh just captivating

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it's one of those like very just cinematic shots

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that's just like this is everything i want this

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game to be in this moment and i feel like a god

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and yes overpowered yes but it's it's really

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really fucking cool so in dragon ball z booze

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fury oh okay third iteration of legacy of goku

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series yeah You get to unlock... I can't remember

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if it's Gogeta or Vegito, but I think it's Gogeta.

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So essentially it's Goku and Vegeta fused and

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you get to turn Super Saiyan. It's one of the

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most overpowered moments. You get a punch that

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becomes a literal dragon and you can just kill

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everything in one hit with that. You get the

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big bang kamehameha which is just the most stupid.

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It's the most overpowered form you could be in

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and you can turn Super Saiyan in that form as

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well. It's even further. So I have to put that

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as one of my top ones, just because it's just

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so fucking... And you only get that post -game,

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too. Fair. I have to ask it. Vegeta or Gogeta,

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what's the best one? They're the same. They're

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literally exactly the same. A lot of people argue

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which one's better. The only difference is how

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they view, so... Fair, fair. all right uh next

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one for me um it's from the game quantum break

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and it's just the time stop ability honestly

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it's this that's every every fucking time stop

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ability no but this one in particular this one

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is different from every other one because of

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how it does it because a lot of times it does

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just like stop time or do this stuff but this

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one actually like suspended bullets it suspended

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anything in the air um it was just the way that

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it was done is so perfect that like it's the

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ultimate of time abilities and all time games

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and honestly the time abilities in this game

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period remedy does just does an incredible job

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with kind of spatial powers and weird shit alan

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way control like they just do weird shit um and

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this is just such a broken ability just because

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yeah just a bubble of time like my favorite thing

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is just throw a bubble on someone's head run

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around with a machine gun around their entire

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head and then just have bullets from all around

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them like 60 of them and then as soon as the

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time starts just 60 bullets all hit his head

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all at once he's just like fucker survive that

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shit i just mutilated you i mean i know it sounds

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grotesque and violent as shit but it's the coolest

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it's overpowered as shit it's cool as shit it

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makes you feel awesome uh Going through the TV

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episodes is a slug for this game, but the gameplay

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and the action is fun as fuck. All right. I'll

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come at you with the star power from Mario Kart.

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You know, I almost said star power just in general.

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Well, in general, yes, but in Mario Kart, it's

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even fucking worse because it could be the difference

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between you winning and losing. If it just made

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you invulnerable, it would be one thing. But

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to make you faster... And to knock anything in

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front of you to the side and make everyone slower.

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It's just stupid. All around. There's so many

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cool things in there that are more strategic

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and you can use them in certain places. And that

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one's just like, here's a free one. It's just

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like the now, what's the bullet one? But even

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the bullet one has less of a timer, I think.

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Yeah, well, and that's... it's only in your,

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if you're in last place, you can't get that in

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the other place. Like, so it's not that bad when

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someone gets it. I believe in five or lower.

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Yeah, I think that's right. So like having it

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in the middle of the pack can be right at the

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end. I'm pretty sure you have a chance at the

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first three. You just need a, the role that ice

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is really, really, really, really super duper

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low. Probably, probably. Well, that's a very

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good pick though. Very good one. All right. My

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last one, I am going to go with an ability from

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Dishonored 2. Whoa. I know. Not the greatest

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of games, but especially because the first one

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is just so much better, in my opinion. It's way

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less hard. But the ability in the second one,

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if you go on the Emily gameplay style and choose

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her to be the main hero, because you get to pick

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which person you want to do in that one, Emily

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or Corvo. If you do Emily, she gets different

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types of powers that are similar to the ones

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in the first thing, but a little bit different.

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And one of the extra powers she gets in this

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one is called domino. And any amount of people

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that are within a certain like meter radius of

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each other, you can put a string connecting them

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all together. And then anything you do to one

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of them gets done to all of them all at once.

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And if you if you. Couple this power with the

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other. There's another power that when you assassinate

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someone and they didn't notice you, their body

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disintegrates completely. You can chain six guards

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together or get them all grouped together. go

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down, assassinate one. They all turn to dust.

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They're all gone. Banished. There's no bodies.

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There's nothing to clean up. There's nothing.

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It's literally just wipe everyone out at once.

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One shot, kill everyone. It's like, what the

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fuck? It's a ridiculous power. It's a ridiculous

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ability. You have to plan it and use it well.

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So it does take a lot of skill and effort to

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do and a lot of patience. But if you do get those

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moments, it's glorious. And it's a ridiculous

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game. It is. It's a brutally fucking difficult

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game in every way. It's really rated low. I'm

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pretty sure if I remember right. Yeah, I think

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it was definitely rated lower than the first

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one. And the first one's pretty beloved, but

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it's also just extremely difficult because if

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you don't play the game as stealthily as possible,

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the game gets more and more difficult because

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the more you kill, the more guards that come.

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The more you also kill, the more that the plague

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interacts with the world and makes things more

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difficult. So it doubles the difficulty every

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time you kill and leave a body somewhere. Even

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if it's at the bottom of the ocean. Even. Yeah,

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pretty much. All right. My last one. This ability

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is complete bullshit. It's the dumbest ability

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in the world for a complete fucking novice to

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play any fighting game and button mash their

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way to success. Is this Kirby? no just in general

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button mashing is the ability oh but oh it's

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the most obnoxious thing when you've played a

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fucking fighting game for years yeah and you

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introduce it to one of your friends who's like

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what did the a button do and they just mash the

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shit out of it you're like stop doing okay well

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now i'm gonna i can't do it if you keep interrupting

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me yeah well especially in certain games like

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i know in uh like mortal combat 2 like the low

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kick was like the hardest thing to yeah yeah

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and it's just one of those things like you're

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used to playing people who are really good and

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they don't button mash yes it leads to like it's

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not instant defeat but you're gonna lose if you

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miss one hit on it yeah well it's kind of like

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if you perfectly time it right you'll interrupt

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everything the other player does like at some

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point like if if uh two fighters go into a ring

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like there's a lot of patience there's a lot

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of like acknowledgement there there's a lot of

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like balance of skill and a lot of like i know

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i can't go right now or he's gonna kill me but

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when someone just walks into a ring just like

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flailing their arms and legs they're gonna hit

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you eventually like something's gonna catch you

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like it's hard to like dodge something into that

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caliber and it is just really annoying and i

00:14:03.830 --> 00:14:07.269
do agree because that's something like it's it's

00:14:07.269 --> 00:14:11.919
sucky how much that can win A lot like a decent

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amount of time. Like it's not like every once

00:14:14.519 --> 00:14:17.559
in a while thing. It's actually like that's like

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a strategy. Like most people could just like

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you're not going to win a tournament with button

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mashing, but you are going to win just a lot

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of random online games. Probably you're going

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to piss a lot of people off. They're going to

00:14:28.019 --> 00:14:30.860
be like, why am I playing these fucking noobs?

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Seriously, nonstop. All right. Let's move on

00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:37.039
to our next little category. I think we're doing

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beards next. yes the best beards video game i'll

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start this one and i'll start with fable so in

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general i'm not going to pick any specific character

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in fable you get to customize whatever kind of

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beard you want at any moment in the game if you

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find a card that's a beard you want you can put

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it on absolutely you know jen actually said fable

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too and i was like i don't know if i want to

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do like creator characters i want to do like

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actual characters but like the thing like you

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don't it's not when you create it's literally

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at any true you can change your beard and you

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grow the beard over time too so there's moments

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when you'll be okay yeah and you'll just forget

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about that yeah so and the beard is pretty cool

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when you grow it out but okay it's cool that

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you could do the the the handlebar mustache or

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you don't know like the full -on beard or you

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could do like the small goatee okay Nice. They

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do a lot of cool beards in there, and they really

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went with the styles very hard. Is there a best

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beard of the Fable beards? The mutton chops are

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pretty cool. Mutton chops? Oh, that's a... You

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get a full -on, like, what is it called? The

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swirly... Oh, I can't. I don't know what that's

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called. The mustache, and then you get the mutton

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chops at the same time. Gosh, okay. Full character.

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All right, all right. Full -on character. My

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first one, I think this one's a pretty obvious

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one to a lot of people, is Kratos from The God

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of War 2018. He's on my second as the list. I

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think he's just been around for long enough that

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he deserves a mention from everyone. Dude, I

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mean, that's just a great beard. I mean, just

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great, just all around everything about it. You

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like old Kratos that didn't have the beard, and

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then you're like, wow, Kratos got a cool -ass

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beard in the new movie. He does. He's got this

00:16:25.590 --> 00:16:27.889
awesome -ass beard. I'm like, damn, you wear

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that well. but he just looks like so stoic with

00:16:32.370 --> 00:16:35.169
it too. Very mountain powerful. And you're like,

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yeah, all right. That's a beard. All right. What

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do you got? Kratos on our list. So that one's

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gone for me, but I'm going to start with John

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Marston. Okay. This is from red dead redemption.

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The first game. I just think he had a very like

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rugged look, old West fucking look. He had the

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scar and his right. I think his right cheek.

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either left or right i don't remember he uh the

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beard was good it was nice and it's a black beard

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too so it looks even more menacing when he's

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like talking on especially with the jawline and

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the scar like he just looks good he's a good

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looking dude and the beard helps a ton without

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that beard i don't think he looks as threatening

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that's fair fair all right next one for me i

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went with uh ketherick thorne from baldur's gate

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3 this was jk simmons character the Champion

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of Merkel. I just think that just big, full gray

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beard looked really nice. It was really well

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done. Honestly, a lot of the hair and everything

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in that game just looks incredible. But just

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that beard was pretty epic. And J .K. Simmons

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always has iconic facial hair in everything he's

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in. Yeah. I mean, so for my next one, I'm going

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to go with Odin from Smite. Oh, nice. I have

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one from Smite too, but it's not Odin. nice yeah

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odin's beard and smite is actually pretty fucking

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rad he he looks like a norseman it's very obvious

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he's a norseman yeah yeah he's just a cool looking

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character too he's got the cool fucking hat he's

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got the like the armor looks good even when you

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get a reskin of them they always have his iconic

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beard and always looks good yep well speaking

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of smite i'll just go ahead and go into mine

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his he's even got a line in the game Buy my beard!

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Zeus? Zeus. All right. Zeus has got that epic

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white beard, that just giant, long, epic white

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beard. It's pretty grand. He is so different,

00:18:31.220 --> 00:18:33.539
though. His is like a regal beard versus Owen's

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mountain man beard. Yeah, yeah. It's a different

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kind of beard for sure. Definitely more God Olympus,

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like very high and mighty, privileged. Yeah,

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very neat, proper. I just thought it was funny

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because he's even got that line in the dialogue

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talking about his beard by my beard. So I was

00:18:53.799 --> 00:18:56.740
just like, yep. I mean, he says it himself. I

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think Poseidon has a great beard too in that

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game. Honestly, a lot of the beards are pretty

00:19:01.299 --> 00:19:03.279
good in that game. A lot of the character designs

00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:06.099
in general are phenomenal in those games. Yeah,

00:19:06.220 --> 00:19:09.680
for sure. All right. Do you have one more? I

00:19:09.680 --> 00:19:13.400
do have one more. This was Barret from Final

00:19:13.400 --> 00:19:19.009
Fantasy VII Remake. giant black guy on your team

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he's got this really just he's got that perfect

00:19:21.809 --> 00:19:25.309
like trimmed beard that just like it's totally

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full but it's just like short still but just

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like I don't know it's just perfect it's just

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like short but full but it's short long but very

00:19:36.849 --> 00:19:41.089
well trimmed proper very military -esque but

00:19:41.089 --> 00:19:45.029
just looks very well looks very good on him Fits

00:19:45.029 --> 00:19:47.529
the character extremely well. So just a great

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beard. I was looking through a bunch of characters

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and I was like, oh, yeah, Barrett. He's got a

00:19:51.910 --> 00:19:54.069
great one. All right. All right. Well, let's

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jump into the weakest main villains. What do

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you got? Yes. First one for me, I'm doing Hoyt

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from Far Cry 3, especially after beating Vos

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pretty like two thirds of the way into Far Cry

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3. Having Hoyt be the main bad guy above Vos

00:20:10.950 --> 00:20:15.140
just. Felt really flat after that. He's not menacing

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at all. He's not intimidating. He didn't have

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any of those wow factors like Voss did. He didn't

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have those lines with you. He didn't keep capturing

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you through the game. Your main adversary throughout

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the entire game was Voss. So then to just deal

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with his boss afterward, like the guy who hired

00:20:31.160 --> 00:20:34.059
him, it felt very much like just the guy who

00:20:34.059 --> 00:20:36.720
hired him. He wasn't actually a threat. Voss

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was the real threat. So he's just a weak villain.

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It really doesn't put up much of a fight. All

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right, all right. I'm going to come at you with

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Fable 2's The King of Bowerstone. I don't know

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why I can't remember his name now. I had it earlier,

00:20:51.799 --> 00:20:54.059
but he's the King of Bowerstone. He's the main

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bad guy in the whole game. You spend the entire

00:20:56.180 --> 00:20:58.220
game chasing after him. At the end of the game,

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it takes one hit to kill him, and that's it.

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And you might not even make that hit if you let

00:21:03.339 --> 00:21:04.960
him talk long enough. Another character will

00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:09.269
shoot him. That's so stupid. So either way, no

00:21:09.269 --> 00:21:12.789
matter what, he is a one -hit kill no matter

00:21:12.789 --> 00:21:17.309
who hits him. Oh, damn. That sucks. Yeah. Okay.

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My next one, I'm going with... One that might

00:21:22.420 --> 00:21:24.079
be a little bit controversial, but I'm just going

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to go with Bowser just across all Mario games.

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He's on he's on my list, too. He's just such

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a like, especially in the early games, just duck

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underneath them, touch the axe, and then he's

00:21:35.440 --> 00:21:38.579
dead. Like anything like Mario 64, you just grab

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him by the tail and tail and throw him at a bomb.

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Like, yeah, like. Three times. If you play the

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Paper Mario games, he is a little bit harder

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at the end of the first Paper Mario. But if you

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play Superstar Saga and all that, he's really

00:21:52.390 --> 00:21:55.849
not that hard of a boss to beat. Yeah. Thinking

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of other Nintendo games like Zelda, Ganon's usually

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an actual boss fight. It's not always the most

00:22:01.789 --> 00:22:04.009
challenging. It takes forever to learn whatever

00:22:04.009 --> 00:22:05.970
he's trying to do, and that way you can easily

00:22:05.970 --> 00:22:08.309
beat him. But Bowser, you just watch him for

00:22:08.309 --> 00:22:10.549
two seconds and you know how to beat him. Yep.

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And you're probably going to do it first try

00:22:12.220 --> 00:22:14.319
every time or maybe second try. Mario, Luigi,

00:22:14.500 --> 00:22:17.759
Partners in Time, that is the first boss you

00:22:17.759 --> 00:22:20.220
fight is Baby Bowser, I think. You beat him like

00:22:20.220 --> 00:22:24.240
in two seconds. Oh, jeez. Well, I'm glad you

00:22:24.240 --> 00:22:27.019
also agreed. He's just a weak boss, honestly.

00:22:27.019 --> 00:22:29.220
I think everyone knows he's kind of a weak loser

00:22:29.220 --> 00:22:32.000
boss. He's just there because he's kind of a

00:22:32.000 --> 00:22:34.880
threatening looking character. yeah it's just

00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:37.980
the very cartoony villain like yeah he's never

00:22:37.980 --> 00:22:40.700
gonna win and everyone knows it including him

00:22:40.700 --> 00:22:43.740
but he still never will admit that i don't know

00:22:43.740 --> 00:22:46.900
it's just um all right well for my next one i'm

00:22:46.900 --> 00:22:50.980
gonna do the halo 2 prophet of regret oh that's

00:22:50.980 --> 00:22:53.380
a decent choice the right prophet i was i should

00:22:53.380 --> 00:22:55.019
have looked it up but i'm pretty sure the prophet

00:22:55.019 --> 00:22:57.680
of regret was the one who invaded earth and then

00:22:57.680 --> 00:23:00.599
you fight him he's the first prophet you fight

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because the second prophet gets killed by the

00:23:02.619 --> 00:23:06.180
flood and the third prophet i think gets killed

00:23:06.180 --> 00:23:09.220
in the third game so in halo 2 the two prophets

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die the prophet of truth and the prophet of regret

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i think I think you're right. Unless the prophet

00:23:14.380 --> 00:23:16.220
of truth is the one from the third. I can't remember

00:23:16.220 --> 00:23:17.759
exactly. But I know the prophet of regret is

00:23:17.759 --> 00:23:20.200
this one. So this is the prophet of regret. You

00:23:20.200 --> 00:23:23.480
spend like forever getting to this guy. Like,

00:23:23.480 --> 00:23:25.660
you know, this is right before Gravemind kidnaps

00:23:25.660 --> 00:23:27.799
you. And you go and you fight him and you just

00:23:27.799 --> 00:23:29.940
beat him in three sword hits, essentially. And

00:23:29.940 --> 00:23:32.900
he does shoot like a sentinel laser at you. But

00:23:32.900 --> 00:23:35.240
it's like a boss fight that's just lame. It's

00:23:35.240 --> 00:23:39.490
not a good boss fight whatsoever. Yeah. Because

00:23:39.490 --> 00:23:42.430
it doesn't go invisible and stuff. No, he doesn't.

00:23:42.470 --> 00:23:43.970
He doesn't do anything. He just flies around

00:23:43.970 --> 00:23:46.069
in his little fucking chair and shoots. Oh, that's

00:23:46.069 --> 00:23:48.230
just it. He summons some bad guys sometimes,

00:23:48.410 --> 00:23:51.970
but that's it. He doesn't do anything. Okay.

00:23:52.190 --> 00:23:55.930
Yeah, that's really lame. And Halo's never been

00:23:55.930 --> 00:23:58.450
known for its big bosses. The big bosses are

00:23:58.450 --> 00:24:00.650
the mechanical bosses, and then they'll do the

00:24:00.650 --> 00:24:03.349
stupid mini bosses like that who are the main

00:24:03.349 --> 00:24:06.490
antagonists of the game. True. But even like

00:24:06.490 --> 00:24:08.420
the... big boss fight with like with the brute

00:24:08.420 --> 00:24:10.240
and stuff like that like those are at least way

00:24:10.240 --> 00:24:14.119
better yeah that was way better yeah no that's

00:24:14.119 --> 00:24:17.339
fair that's a good choice good choice next one

00:24:17.339 --> 00:24:20.460
for me is one that's kind of a joke one but it's

00:24:20.460 --> 00:24:23.279
the most oh that's not a main villain oh shit

00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:24.839
oh well i'm putting it in here anyways because

00:24:24.839 --> 00:24:26.539
it's just hilarious because it was the first

00:24:26.539 --> 00:24:30.059
thing i thought of um it's in jedi survivor it's

00:24:30.059 --> 00:24:34.059
this uh it's a like you go into this uh hallway

00:24:34.539 --> 00:24:36.700
and the door closes behind you and that has like

00:24:36.700 --> 00:24:39.640
the boss music and then like the boss name appears

00:24:39.640 --> 00:24:41.880
on the top of screen with a health bar and it

00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:45.900
says Rick, the door technician. And then he just

00:24:45.900 --> 00:24:49.259
runs at you like full speed and most people just

00:24:49.259 --> 00:24:54.140
did one hit slice and just killed him. And then

00:24:54.140 --> 00:24:57.400
it's like you defeated him. But it was just some

00:24:57.400 --> 00:25:00.000
random guy that happened to get like boss music

00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:01.839
and they just sent out you and made you think

00:25:01.839 --> 00:25:03.500
it was going to be a boss or just a random guy.

00:25:03.720 --> 00:25:06.519
But it's the fucking most hilarious thing because

00:25:06.519 --> 00:25:10.299
they made it fully seem like, oh, shit, like

00:25:10.299 --> 00:25:12.619
this is going to be some like, OK, Rick, the

00:25:12.619 --> 00:25:14.619
door technician, this is going to be weird. And

00:25:14.619 --> 00:25:18.799
then, nope, he's just a door technician. All

00:25:18.799 --> 00:25:22.779
right, I have another Halo, Halo 1, Halo 3 this

00:25:22.779 --> 00:25:26.000
time. In Halo 3, at the end of the game, right

00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:27.700
before the last mission where you're driving

00:25:27.700 --> 00:25:31.920
away, you have a boss fight with 343 Guilty Spark.

00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:35.759
Yeah, I do. If you remember, you have the Spartan

00:25:35.759 --> 00:25:38.180
laser, and you have to shoot at him with the

00:25:38.180 --> 00:25:42.259
Spartan laser, and the biggest thing he does

00:25:42.259 --> 00:25:46.720
is he kills Sergeant Johnson. Yeah. Only claim

00:25:46.720 --> 00:25:49.099
to fame is killing Sergeant Johnson. And then

00:25:49.099 --> 00:25:50.940
after you shoot him three times at the Spartan

00:25:50.940 --> 00:25:54.160
laser and you went, yeah, that's, that's, that's

00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:56.359
a really bad. You're, you're on this really tiny

00:25:56.359 --> 00:25:59.319
platform too. He's a tiny hit, but like the Spartan

00:25:59.319 --> 00:26:01.519
laser essentially as aim assist, it's just a

00:26:01.519 --> 00:26:03.640
boring ass boss fight that didn't need to be

00:26:03.640 --> 00:26:06.700
there. And it's not like a big scarab. It's not

00:26:06.700 --> 00:26:09.059
anything like that. It's a fucking tiny ass little

00:26:09.059 --> 00:26:13.170
nodule thing that. Yeah. Like, its worst thing

00:26:13.170 --> 00:26:16.250
is it's annoying when it talks. Yeah, pretty

00:26:16.250 --> 00:26:18.269
much. It's just like a flying orb that's just

00:26:18.269 --> 00:26:20.170
annoying. Yeah, it's just like it can control

00:26:20.170 --> 00:26:22.869
all the sentinels on a base, but for some reason

00:26:22.869 --> 00:26:25.130
can only send five to help you at a single time.

00:26:26.569 --> 00:26:29.990
Fair. No, that's a good choice. My last one is

00:26:29.990 --> 00:26:31.630
another one from the Far Cry series. It's Far

00:26:31.630 --> 00:26:33.890
Cry 6, and it's Castillo, I believe his name

00:26:33.890 --> 00:26:36.910
is. It's Juan Carlos Esposito's character in

00:26:36.910 --> 00:26:39.450
the game. He's actually literally dying of cancer.

00:26:40.789 --> 00:26:43.869
Okay. uh really underwhelming when you actually

00:26:43.869 --> 00:26:47.750
like get to that fight um just because he is

00:26:47.750 --> 00:26:50.549
a dying man so it's one of those hitting a dying

00:26:50.549 --> 00:26:53.650
man you feel good about it i'm sure you don't

00:26:53.650 --> 00:26:56.029
it's weird it's this whole thing and you like

00:26:56.029 --> 00:26:59.450
you do and you don't it's it's a weird you do

00:26:59.450 --> 00:27:03.930
oh no comment beating up people with cancer huh

00:27:03.930 --> 00:27:09.509
loser What I do for fun. It's my favorite thing

00:27:09.509 --> 00:27:13.750
in the world, actually. Yeah. It's actually my

00:27:13.750 --> 00:27:22.029
side job. So, yeah. Next on the list is best

00:27:22.029 --> 00:27:26.170
swords in gaming. Yep. These are just swords

00:27:26.170 --> 00:27:29.990
that we think are really cool. Yes. you want

00:27:29.990 --> 00:27:32.849
to go first go for it oh okay uh energy sword

00:27:32.849 --> 00:27:36.369
halo too or any of the halos basically but i

00:27:36.369 --> 00:27:38.930
did not put that on this list and it's just because

00:27:38.930 --> 00:27:40.630
the energy swords i don't think are very cool

00:27:40.630 --> 00:27:43.710
i think they're pretty cool i think they were

00:27:43.710 --> 00:27:45.750
really like they're just an iconic sword too

00:27:45.750 --> 00:27:47.670
i think the look of them is really cool i don't

00:27:47.670 --> 00:27:49.549
think they're the most practical thing and honestly

00:27:49.549 --> 00:27:51.750
only having like eight uses is kind of really

00:27:51.750 --> 00:27:56.230
lame but it's just dude nostalgic sword in the

00:27:56.230 --> 00:27:59.470
first game You never got to use it, but it was

00:27:59.470 --> 00:28:01.769
always shown on the elites. It was cool. It was

00:28:01.769 --> 00:28:04.950
kind of long. It looked like it was deep blue

00:28:04.950 --> 00:28:08.970
rather than a purplish blue color. It was a much

00:28:08.970 --> 00:28:10.569
cooler looking sword than what they came out

00:28:10.569 --> 00:28:14.690
with later. I will say that. I agree. What you

00:28:14.690 --> 00:28:16.609
got? All right. I'm going to go with the Sword

00:28:16.609 --> 00:28:19.430
of Aeons. Sword of Aeons? I don't know this.

00:28:19.470 --> 00:28:22.230
This is from Fable. This is one of the coolest

00:28:22.230 --> 00:28:25.130
fucking swords you could have ever. And it's

00:28:25.130 --> 00:28:28.920
because... essentially to get the sword at the

00:28:28.920 --> 00:28:31.380
end of the game it's the most powerful sword

00:28:31.380 --> 00:28:33.500
in the game if it's not the lost chapters it

00:28:33.500 --> 00:28:37.539
does like 530 damage per hit okay damn which

00:28:37.539 --> 00:28:39.779
is a lot that's more than triple the amount of

00:28:39.779 --> 00:28:44.220
any other sword uh and if you get this sword

00:28:44.220 --> 00:28:47.940
the way to get it is jack of blades drops it

00:28:47.940 --> 00:28:50.339
you have it in your hand but you have to kill

00:28:50.339 --> 00:28:53.599
your sister with it in order to keep it oh damn

00:28:53.599 --> 00:28:55.799
the only unless you glitch you can glitch at

00:28:55.799 --> 00:28:57.920
the end of the game too to get it okay it'll

00:28:57.920 --> 00:29:00.099
appear like underneath then you just have to

00:29:00.099 --> 00:29:01.700
do like the special thing in the original game

00:29:01.700 --> 00:29:04.720
but i mean it doesn't like if you want to do

00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:06.799
that go for it it really does not matter if you

00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:09.940
do that or not um yeah and if you kill your sister

00:29:09.940 --> 00:29:12.279
you get it and you just feel like a fucking badass

00:29:12.279 --> 00:29:15.000
now in the lost chapters they did nerf this sword

00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:17.819
quite a bit instead of doing 530 damage it does

00:29:17.819 --> 00:29:21.950
330 i think damn quite a bit yeah there's quite

00:29:21.950 --> 00:29:23.990
a bit so it kind of sucks for that reason but

00:29:23.990 --> 00:29:26.150
it's because they put more weapons in there okay

00:29:26.150 --> 00:29:29.410
um but it was a cool thing to find it was a nice

00:29:29.410 --> 00:29:31.589
it's a cool sword to have too it looks super

00:29:31.589 --> 00:29:33.710
sweet it's super huge compared to your character

00:29:33.710 --> 00:29:36.309
but it's a one -handed sword like it's fucking

00:29:36.309 --> 00:29:41.369
cool nice uh my next favorite sword is alta air

00:29:41.369 --> 00:29:44.529
sword from assassin's creed series i actually

00:29:44.529 --> 00:29:48.490
have a replica of this sword it looks stupid

00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:51.599
I just always loved the hilts. I love the eagle

00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:54.440
head kind of thing. I love just the whole style

00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:57.160
of it. I love just the short blade. I'm a big

00:29:57.160 --> 00:30:01.559
fan of the short blades. Just don't see a lot

00:30:01.559 --> 00:30:03.539
of short blades in a lot of games. It's all about

00:30:03.539 --> 00:30:05.619
the great swords and the long swords and katanas.

00:30:05.720 --> 00:30:09.299
So just having a normal double -sided short sword

00:30:09.299 --> 00:30:12.140
is just really cool. Okay. Yeah, that's cool.

00:30:12.279 --> 00:30:15.720
I like it. All right. You know what? I'm just

00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:17.880
going to say it now. I did not choose any lightsabers.

00:30:18.619 --> 00:30:22.059
i didn't either i didn't they are swords they

00:30:22.059 --> 00:30:24.359
do count i just didn't you know a lightsaber

00:30:24.359 --> 00:30:27.180
well i chose the purple light so like all you

00:30:27.180 --> 00:30:28.980
could really do is choose like the color or the

00:30:28.980 --> 00:30:31.119
short of the double i don't know it just was

00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:34.000
kind of lame yeah and i mean like everyone's

00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:35.759
favorite sword is going to be a fucking lightsaber

00:30:35.759 --> 00:30:37.920
so shut the fuck if we're saying like the best

00:30:37.920 --> 00:30:40.859
sword ever i'm like yeah but i also like they're

00:30:40.859 --> 00:30:43.819
they're cool but they're not my favorites i mean

00:30:43.819 --> 00:30:46.500
we've but one sword we have to include in this

00:30:46.500 --> 00:30:51.160
is the buster blader Or Buster Blade. Cloudsword.

00:30:51.759 --> 00:30:54.779
You have to include... It's this giant fucking

00:30:54.779 --> 00:30:59.740
slab of metal. I am almost positive it's inspired

00:30:59.740 --> 00:31:02.619
by either the... Because there was a Japanese

00:31:02.619 --> 00:31:04.579
sword back in the day that looked just like it.

00:31:04.779 --> 00:31:10.000
It used to be for killing Calvary. Or it's inspired

00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:13.500
from Berserk. Well, there's even... And I don't

00:31:13.500 --> 00:31:16.859
know how old the movie is, but there's a... like

00:31:16.859 --> 00:31:20.240
a japanese movie or chinese movie the seven swords

00:31:20.240 --> 00:31:23.259
and it has a giant buster sword in it that was

00:31:23.259 --> 00:31:26.099
like a gift from the gods and it was like this

00:31:26.099 --> 00:31:29.119
giant slab and he just used it as like a blunt

00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:32.140
weapon to knock shit down like a lot or just

00:31:32.140 --> 00:31:35.200
to be a blockade and literally in berserk they

00:31:35.200 --> 00:31:37.299
do the same thing they just call it a giant iron

00:31:37.299 --> 00:31:39.940
slab rather than a sword because that's exactly

00:31:39.940 --> 00:31:44.440
what it is and uh And Berserk, he's killed so

00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:47.220
many demons with it that it becomes a magical

00:31:47.220 --> 00:31:50.140
sword that's essentially good against demons.

00:31:50.960 --> 00:31:53.619
It's insane. Drenched in demon blood at that

00:31:53.619 --> 00:31:57.259
point. Just ridiculous. Yeah, no, that's a great,

00:31:57.279 --> 00:31:59.859
great sword. Super iconic. Everyone knows it.

00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:05.279
Yep. Next one for me. These next two picks are

00:32:05.279 --> 00:32:07.279
going to be both from the From Software series.

00:32:07.980 --> 00:32:12.769
Piece of shit. This one is just human trash.

00:32:13.170 --> 00:32:16.150
Probably my favorite one, not because of the

00:32:16.150 --> 00:32:19.490
looks, but just because of the feel, the abilities,

00:32:19.609 --> 00:32:23.369
the movement, the strength of it, everything

00:32:23.369 --> 00:32:25.809
about it. It's the bloodhound thing. It's this

00:32:25.809 --> 00:32:31.609
giant great curve blade. And you do all these

00:32:31.609 --> 00:32:34.750
attacks where you like launch forward and then

00:32:34.750 --> 00:32:37.549
do like a backflip back while slicing Adam. And

00:32:37.549 --> 00:32:39.640
it's just a lot of like. movements where you

00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:43.019
can get a lot of quick in and outs with it. And

00:32:43.019 --> 00:32:45.640
it's really a fluid weapon with a lot of like

00:32:45.640 --> 00:32:48.920
spinning because of its curved nature. So it's

00:32:48.920 --> 00:32:51.700
just very unique in its style, very unique in

00:32:51.700 --> 00:32:55.900
its usage. It's a game that I, I have taken to

00:32:55.900 --> 00:32:59.619
the end twice, beating the game three times in

00:32:59.619 --> 00:33:05.420
Elden Ring, I did the full DLC, mainly with that

00:33:05.420 --> 00:33:07.359
weapon, too. It's just my all -time favorite

00:33:07.359 --> 00:33:09.599
weapon in that game, and it's just broken. It's

00:33:09.599 --> 00:33:12.559
beastly. It's amazing. I love it. Okay, okay.

00:33:12.759 --> 00:33:16.500
I like it. Well, I'm going to come at you with,

00:33:16.660 --> 00:33:18.500
what was my other one? How many have I done so

00:33:18.500 --> 00:33:23.680
far, too? You've done the Fable one. So this

00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:27.079
one's one of my favorite. So originally, I was

00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:30.799
thinking Diamond Sword. i almost said it because

00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:33.440
you of course you have to mention like a minecraft

00:33:33.440 --> 00:33:36.440
sword because i you use them all the time in

00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:39.619
minecraft but then i remembered oh shit you can

00:33:39.619 --> 00:33:42.180
upgrade the diamond blade to a nether right blade

00:33:42.180 --> 00:33:45.359
yeah so i have to talk about the nether right

00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:47.359
blade i love the fucking nether right shit in

00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:49.599
the game when they released that update i went

00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:53.079
on a deep dive hunt for nether right in the uh

00:33:53.079 --> 00:33:57.420
is it called another yeah So I was in the nether

00:33:57.420 --> 00:34:00.220
for literally like days just looking for netherite.

00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:04.000
And all I found was like, I think 64 blocks.

00:34:04.519 --> 00:34:08.679
No, no, I found a shit ton. I was doing the trick

00:34:08.679 --> 00:34:12.800
where you essentially roll up. Oh, yeah, with

00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:16.280
a bed or whatever. Yeah. And you do that constantly.

00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:20.559
Yeah. Yep. And every time you do that, and I

00:34:20.559 --> 00:34:23.190
don't think, does the bed explode? bed explodes

00:34:23.190 --> 00:34:25.269
in the nether if you put it down and beds are

00:34:25.269 --> 00:34:27.030
really easy to make that's right because i had

00:34:27.030 --> 00:34:30.449
like six stacks or like all my inventory were

00:34:30.449 --> 00:34:35.010
beds so fair so i i just kept uh blowing up my

00:34:35.010 --> 00:34:36.989
beds and looking for netherite and again i was

00:34:36.989 --> 00:34:39.349
in there for real time days like yes literally

00:34:39.349 --> 00:34:41.869
just spending hours and in the nether looking

00:34:41.869 --> 00:34:43.650
for netherite and then i upgraded my sword well

00:34:43.650 --> 00:34:46.409
it's already in the world the most durable weapon

00:34:46.409 --> 00:34:48.510
it's the strongest weapon it is the most damage

00:34:48.510 --> 00:34:51.130
but then you can still enchant it with all the

00:34:51.130 --> 00:34:53.190
same enchantments you can do for everything and

00:34:53.190 --> 00:34:55.789
even that one you'll get a shit ton of them because

00:34:55.789 --> 00:34:57.610
then you'll have one that's good against skeletons

00:34:57.610 --> 00:35:00.170
and one that's good against uh undead and one

00:35:00.170 --> 00:35:01.909
that's good has sharpness three so it's good

00:35:01.909 --> 00:35:03.789
against general things like you can go up to

00:35:03.789 --> 00:35:06.429
sharpness five yeah well now you can back in

00:35:06.429 --> 00:35:08.550
the day you couldn't yeah back yeah for sure

00:35:08.550 --> 00:35:13.980
yeah but ridiculous uh so my last one is uh from

00:35:13.980 --> 00:35:16.400
the Dark Souls series and from software. It's

00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:19.139
in multiple games. It's the Moonlight Green Sword.

00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:26.239
It's another kind of blunt, kind of big sword.

00:35:26.420 --> 00:35:28.900
It's another double -edged. It's a great sword.

00:35:30.179 --> 00:35:34.579
It comes to a teardrop kind of point, and it's

00:35:34.579 --> 00:35:38.250
got this really cool moonlight blue color. And

00:35:38.250 --> 00:35:42.849
it can actually launch moon attacks, moon sorcery

00:35:42.849 --> 00:35:46.510
attacks with a line of light that can go horizontally

00:35:46.510 --> 00:35:48.869
or vertically. And it does all these different

00:35:48.869 --> 00:35:52.190
things. But it's just a sword that's always really

00:35:52.190 --> 00:35:54.929
cool. I've seen the actual replicas of it that

00:35:54.929 --> 00:35:57.530
I just I want because it's just amazing. It just

00:35:57.530 --> 00:36:00.130
looks badass as fuck. Like it's just an amazing

00:36:00.130 --> 00:36:04.690
sword. It's just way cool. Okay, well, I'll come

00:36:04.690 --> 00:36:07.050
at you with a favorite blade of mine. Not the

00:36:07.050 --> 00:36:09.269
base version of it, but the base version is still

00:36:09.269 --> 00:36:14.730
pretty cool. The Keyblade. Fair. Here's the thing

00:36:14.730 --> 00:36:16.349
about the Keyblade. The base version is kind

00:36:16.349 --> 00:36:18.130
of lame. It just looks like a giant fucking key.

00:36:18.349 --> 00:36:21.349
But every other version of the Keyblade looks

00:36:21.349 --> 00:36:25.489
fucking sweet. It's so sleek. The Ultima Blade

00:36:25.489 --> 00:36:29.829
looks like a giant... They just all look so cool,

00:36:29.909 --> 00:36:31.809
and each character gets their own version of

00:36:31.809 --> 00:36:33.989
the Keyblade. Mickey Mouse's Keyblade looks so

00:36:33.989 --> 00:36:36.650
much different than the OG Keyblade. They all

00:36:36.650 --> 00:36:39.989
just look so fucking cool that the Keyblade,

00:36:40.050 --> 00:36:42.349
to me, is one of the most iconic blades of all

00:36:42.349 --> 00:36:45.590
time. I mean, it really is. It really is. That

00:36:45.590 --> 00:36:49.369
game came out in what, 2002, 2001? Something

00:36:49.369 --> 00:36:51.530
like that. Somewhere around there, and we still

00:36:51.530 --> 00:36:54.190
talk about it here today more than 20 years later.

00:36:55.739 --> 00:36:58.139
Well, not only that, but a lot of people even

00:36:58.139 --> 00:37:00.219
have wondered, can you even make the Keyblade

00:37:00.219 --> 00:37:03.019
actually a weapon? Would the Keyblade actually

00:37:03.019 --> 00:37:05.039
work in real life because of its weird design?

00:37:05.559 --> 00:37:07.840
Yeah, because if you look at the Keyblade, the

00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:11.760
OG version, it's blunt. Yeah. But then the other

00:37:11.760 --> 00:37:14.340
versions are a little bit less blunt. And the

00:37:14.340 --> 00:37:18.920
hilts is weird. So the two things that come off

00:37:18.920 --> 00:37:20.989
the hilt where the handle. are in the front and

00:37:20.989 --> 00:37:23.469
the back. So it's against your arm. So it's even

00:37:23.469 --> 00:37:26.769
impractical with fighting. I saw some guys made

00:37:26.769 --> 00:37:28.969
a forgery over there. Why didn't they turn this?

00:37:29.269 --> 00:37:32.090
Why would they have it so it's against your arm

00:37:32.090 --> 00:37:35.550
instead of out here? Because they're not Sora

00:37:35.550 --> 00:37:39.309
and they stay stuck. Right. They can't be blade

00:37:39.309 --> 00:37:41.849
masters. They don't have true hearts. So yeah,

00:37:41.889 --> 00:37:44.769
that's our draft picks for some of those categories.

00:37:44.949 --> 00:37:47.090
Let us know what your answers are for all those

00:37:47.090 --> 00:37:49.389
categories. Yeah, and now we're going to get

00:37:49.389 --> 00:37:51.150
into our blind pick. Steven's going to blind

00:37:51.150 --> 00:37:55.389
pick me. Yes. He's got some blind picks for him.

00:37:56.489 --> 00:37:59.289
Here you go, buddy. That's what's going to happen.

00:37:59.389 --> 00:38:04.250
Whoa, whoa, that's not my nose. Oh, God. My butthole.

00:38:05.610 --> 00:38:11.630
You're welcome. All right, let's go ahead. We

00:38:11.630 --> 00:38:15.710
will start with... It's going to go ahead and

00:38:15.710 --> 00:38:18.869
we'll start with the blind rank of the hottest

00:38:18.869 --> 00:38:23.969
men in games. Okay. Okay. Curious. All right.

00:38:24.130 --> 00:38:27.530
So I will send you pictures. I'm sure you know

00:38:27.530 --> 00:38:29.690
these people as well, but I can send you pictures

00:38:29.690 --> 00:38:31.570
as well. So, you know, and I will show them on

00:38:31.570 --> 00:38:34.369
the screen for everybody else. Okay. First one

00:38:34.369 --> 00:38:37.289
I'm gonna start with Arthur Morgan. Where are

00:38:37.289 --> 00:38:40.349
you putting him? What are we ranking this out

00:38:40.349 --> 00:38:44.210
of? You have one through five, so you tell me

00:38:44.210 --> 00:38:47.750
which place you're giving him out of one through

00:38:47.750 --> 00:38:51.469
five. He's taking that slot. Arthur Morgan from

00:38:51.469 --> 00:38:57.190
Red Dead Redemption 2, correct? Yes. I don't

00:38:57.190 --> 00:38:58.889
think Arthur Morgan's a very good looking dude.

00:38:58.969 --> 00:39:00.869
I'm going to put him at number five. You're going

00:39:00.869 --> 00:39:04.550
to put him at five. Okay. Yeah. He's okay. He's

00:39:04.550 --> 00:39:10.980
rugged. I'll give him that. If you take off his

00:39:10.980 --> 00:39:14.440
shirt, I'm sure he's got a beer gut. You know

00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:17.360
what I mean? Fair. Next on the list, we got Handsome

00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:20.960
Jack. Handsome's in his name. Handsome is indeed

00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:23.360
in his name. Now I wish I would have saved my

00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:26.019
fifth pick. He's actually a really ugly character.

00:39:26.360 --> 00:39:29.940
He's got a weird unibrow. He's got a really prominent

00:39:29.940 --> 00:39:32.820
foray. He's like a Neanderthal, essentially.

00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:36.739
Fair. Are you going to put him in your fourth

00:39:36.739 --> 00:39:39.099
slot then? Yeah, I guess I'll have to put him

00:39:39.099 --> 00:39:42.260
in the four. I kind of regret now putting Arthur

00:39:42.260 --> 00:39:44.480
Morgan in the five. I wish I would have waited.

00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:48.340
By the way, guys, we did set a rule. I get to

00:39:48.340 --> 00:39:54.440
swap once per category. Yes. All right. And it

00:39:54.440 --> 00:39:56.780
has to be a fair swap. So if I wanted Arthur

00:39:56.780 --> 00:39:59.320
Morgan to be number one, whoever is number one

00:39:59.320 --> 00:40:03.880
would have to become number five. Yes. All right.

00:40:03.940 --> 00:40:07.769
Next up, we have Matt. from dream daddy oh my

00:40:07.769 --> 00:40:12.510
god that was my dream dad i know i don't know

00:40:12.510 --> 00:40:14.250
who else you're gonna put in there though so

00:40:14.250 --> 00:40:17.349
he's definitely worth a number one but i think

00:40:17.349 --> 00:40:20.710
i'm gonna throw him at two just in just in case

00:40:20.710 --> 00:40:23.710
okay just in case you you come at me with someone

00:40:23.710 --> 00:40:26.849
a little hotter All right. This huge, muscly

00:40:26.849 --> 00:40:29.690
black dude, too. He's got great hair. He's got

00:40:29.690 --> 00:40:32.809
a great tattoo and like like five o 'clock shadow.

00:40:32.869 --> 00:40:36.030
Like, yeah, it looks like a he looks so bad.

00:40:36.090 --> 00:40:39.449
He plays guitar, I think. I remember. And he's

00:40:39.449 --> 00:40:42.130
just a super loving dude. Coffee shop. Yeah.

00:40:42.289 --> 00:40:45.489
Classic rock. Like, yeah, he's a fucking hot

00:40:45.489 --> 00:40:48.230
guy, guys. He's hot. Yeah, he's he's definitely

00:40:48.230 --> 00:40:52.130
our dream daddy. We both chose him. Every I bet

00:40:52.130 --> 00:40:54.409
90 percent of people choose Matt. I have probably.

00:40:54.989 --> 00:40:58.750
probably absolutely all right next up we got

00:40:58.750 --> 00:41:03.550
monkey from enslaved monkey god damn it now i

00:41:03.550 --> 00:41:07.250
should have saved my fifth place he's not i mean

00:41:07.250 --> 00:41:09.469
monkey's not a bad looking dude he's very muscly

00:41:09.469 --> 00:41:12.849
um but again he's got that neanderthal look about

00:41:12.849 --> 00:41:17.929
him i guess i have to put him at three there's

00:41:17.929 --> 00:41:21.250
no choice that's fair that's fair all right and

00:41:21.250 --> 00:41:26.429
last pick And this is more of just a fun one

00:41:26.429 --> 00:41:31.469
to throw in there. Saren. Mass Effect. Oh, for

00:41:31.469 --> 00:41:36.969
sure one. So I think in terms of his race, he

00:41:36.969 --> 00:41:43.329
is a, what are they called? No, it's a Val. I

00:41:43.329 --> 00:41:44.789
don't even know what they're called. Why can't

00:41:44.789 --> 00:41:46.989
I remember what they're called? A Turian, Turian.

00:41:47.130 --> 00:41:51.139
Okay. So he's a Turian. He is a. I think for

00:41:51.139 --> 00:41:53.920
a Turian, he's like muscly for a Turian. He's

00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:56.079
fucking hot for a Turian. When you compare him

00:41:56.079 --> 00:41:57.960
to like one who's in your party all the time,

00:41:57.980 --> 00:42:01.420
Garrus, he's way fucking hot. He's way better

00:42:01.420 --> 00:42:04.139
than Garrus. He's the hottest Turian you will

00:42:04.139 --> 00:42:05.659
meet. He's got like a cool look. I'm going to

00:42:05.659 --> 00:42:07.840
put him number one for sure. And I'm going to

00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:10.320
keep my number one as is. But I am going to swap

00:42:10.320 --> 00:42:12.400
my number three and my number five. I'm going

00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:14.699
to put Arthur Morgan at number three and Monkey

00:42:14.699 --> 00:42:17.659
is going to be my number five. All right. Now

00:42:17.659 --> 00:42:19.900
I'm feeling pretty good about the list. Alright,

00:42:19.980 --> 00:42:24.440
so you got Saren, Matt, Arthur, Handsome Jack,

00:42:24.719 --> 00:42:27.400
and Matt. Or, then Monkey. Yeah, and Monkey.

00:42:27.519 --> 00:42:30.219
And Matt. Yes, Matt's on there twice. Yes, yeah.

00:42:30.380 --> 00:42:33.900
He needs to be. Dream daddy, for sure. He is

00:42:33.900 --> 00:42:39.820
the top five. Yes. Alright, next, I guess we'll

00:42:39.820 --> 00:42:41.900
just go ahead and right do the females next.

00:42:42.460 --> 00:42:45.579
Gotta show some love there. We will start with

00:42:45.579 --> 00:42:55.239
Juliet Starling. From Lollipop Chainsaw. I hated

00:42:55.239 --> 00:42:58.280
her personality in the game, but she is so fucking

00:42:58.280 --> 00:43:02.239
hot. It's hard. I'm going to throw her at an

00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:05.260
even three. Right down the middle. I think she's

00:43:05.260 --> 00:43:08.579
very pretty. I know she's dumb as shit. And she

00:43:08.579 --> 00:43:11.480
keeps her ex -boyfriend's head on her belt. So

00:43:11.480 --> 00:43:14.099
I feel like that's just going to be a big sore

00:43:14.099 --> 00:43:18.610
matter for me. If we ended up going out. Yeah,

00:43:18.650 --> 00:43:21.170
that's fair. I mean, I sure you, he wouldn't

00:43:21.170 --> 00:43:22.929
be in the picture if you were in the picture

00:43:22.929 --> 00:43:24.730
kind of thing. You never know. You never know

00:43:24.730 --> 00:43:27.329
what these crazy girls. That's fair. All right.

00:43:27.349 --> 00:43:32.670
Next up, Ada Wong, resident evil. I know you

00:43:32.670 --> 00:43:38.570
like it. She's gorgeous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But

00:43:38.570 --> 00:43:41.389
like in the best possible way. Oh yeah. Yeah.

00:43:42.550 --> 00:43:44.150
Respectfully. I'm going to, I'm going to throw

00:43:44.150 --> 00:43:47.590
her at two. Okay. Okay. I want to keep my number

00:43:47.590 --> 00:43:49.570
one open. I never know who you're going to throw.

00:43:49.710 --> 00:43:52.389
So that's fair. I'm going to keep the number

00:43:52.389 --> 00:43:55.730
one and the number five open. And well, I still

00:43:55.730 --> 00:43:59.030
get that one switch up. So that's fair. That's

00:43:59.030 --> 00:44:01.869
fair. All right. Next one on our list is going

00:44:01.869 --> 00:44:04.849
to be, is it Aka from Skies of Arcadia? Oh, you

00:44:04.849 --> 00:44:09.949
put an Aka in there. So Aka is 16. And that's

00:44:09.949 --> 00:44:12.199
gross. And you're a fucking pedophile. Okay,

00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:14.980
that game came out a while ago, and it was probably

00:44:14.980 --> 00:44:17.260
when you were like 16, so just think about it

00:44:17.260 --> 00:44:19.920
in those terms. I think I was like 10. Okay.

00:44:20.760 --> 00:44:22.239
I'm just saying. She'd be older than me. We've

00:44:22.239 --> 00:44:25.119
grown up. It's past that now. She's the same

00:44:25.119 --> 00:44:29.460
age as you. You know, to me, there are so many,

00:44:29.539 --> 00:44:31.940
and they all look terrible because of the graphics

00:44:31.940 --> 00:44:34.719
of the early 2000s, but there were some really

00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:38.099
cute characters in that game, and Ica kind of

00:44:38.099 --> 00:44:41.400
falls to the wayside of them. oh actually i'd

00:44:41.400 --> 00:44:44.519
put her like in the bottom row of good looking

00:44:44.519 --> 00:44:47.059
characters because there's like a pirate who's

00:44:47.059 --> 00:44:49.539
really fucking hot and she's obsessed with this

00:44:49.539 --> 00:44:51.840
one guy and if that one guy were me i'd be so

00:44:51.840 --> 00:44:55.670
happy Fair. I didn't know anything about this

00:44:55.670 --> 00:44:56.969
game because obviously I've never played it.

00:44:57.010 --> 00:44:59.050
This is the one thing, but I know you really

00:44:59.050 --> 00:45:01.230
love it. So I just looked up like best romance

00:45:01.230 --> 00:45:03.710
options from the game and she showed up in a

00:45:03.710 --> 00:45:05.789
couple of people's list. There's no romance.

00:45:05.809 --> 00:45:09.130
I know in the game, but like that's it's his

00:45:09.130 --> 00:45:11.250
closest childhood friend. So I get it. I'll put

00:45:11.250 --> 00:45:13.250
her at four though. I'll I'll keep that number

00:45:13.250 --> 00:45:17.170
five open. All right. All right. Next up, we

00:45:17.170 --> 00:45:21.110
got another person from enslaved. We got a trip.

00:45:22.230 --> 00:45:29.250
trip oh yeah oh my god this is like this is hard

00:45:29.250 --> 00:45:32.250
because like monkey was a horrendous looking

00:45:32.250 --> 00:45:36.230
fucking but she was actually super fucking hot

00:45:36.230 --> 00:45:39.690
and she's super fucking smart and i mean monkey

00:45:39.690 --> 00:45:43.349
had the body don't don't get you wrong but trip

00:45:43.349 --> 00:45:46.090
trip also had the body trip definitely has the

00:45:46.090 --> 00:45:48.550
body and the looks uh i'll throw her at number

00:45:48.550 --> 00:45:51.250
one I liked her a lot. She was actually super

00:45:51.250 --> 00:45:54.289
cool. And this is going to be the part where

00:45:54.289 --> 00:45:56.889
you kick yourself a little bit. Is it? Because

00:45:56.889 --> 00:46:04.610
I have Miranda Lawson. Oh, no. Oh, no. So she's

00:46:04.610 --> 00:46:06.670
going in at your five. I do like Miranda a lot.

00:46:06.849 --> 00:46:09.110
She has to go in at five. There's no choice.

00:46:09.230 --> 00:46:13.750
So who do I trade? I can't honestly put Trip

00:46:13.750 --> 00:46:19.119
at five, can I? Why didn't you pick an ugly one

00:46:19.119 --> 00:46:22.199
for this one? You son of a bitch. I have to throw

00:46:22.199 --> 00:46:23.840
in my randomness of the cues or you're going

00:46:23.840 --> 00:46:26.320
to play mind games with me. All right. All right.

00:46:26.320 --> 00:46:33.039
So they have to be random. I will throw Miranda

00:46:33.039 --> 00:46:35.500
at one, which means Trip is getting relegated

00:46:35.500 --> 00:46:38.980
down to five. Now, to be fair, I think in Trip's

00:46:38.980 --> 00:46:42.429
world, there are no showers. So she probably

00:46:42.429 --> 00:46:45.429
is really smelly. So I think that's going to

00:46:45.429 --> 00:46:48.849
justify. However you have to justify it. And

00:46:48.849 --> 00:46:51.429
Miranda is actually genetically engineered to

00:46:51.429 --> 00:46:54.269
be the best looking she possibly can be. I mean,

00:46:54.329 --> 00:46:57.369
you're not wrong. She is 100 % the best looking

00:46:57.369 --> 00:46:59.329
girl in the game because she was genetically

00:46:59.329 --> 00:47:02.630
made that way. All right. All right. Fair enough.

00:47:02.690 --> 00:47:03.929
Fair enough. Good blind ring. And she's got the

00:47:03.929 --> 00:47:06.250
sexiest accent you will ever hear in your life.

00:47:06.730 --> 00:47:08.550
That's pretty great. That's pretty great. There's

00:47:08.550 --> 00:47:11.409
a lot about her that's just perfect. All right.

00:47:11.929 --> 00:47:14.530
Next up, so you can have Keyblades earlier. We're

00:47:14.530 --> 00:47:18.250
going to go over blind ranking Keyblades. Oh,

00:47:18.449 --> 00:47:21.269
interesting. And I don't know much about these

00:47:21.269 --> 00:47:24.710
either. So I just found powerful Keyblades on

00:47:24.710 --> 00:47:28.750
random list. So I kept it all to the first three

00:47:28.750 --> 00:47:32.050
games. Okay. Kingdom Hearts 1, 2, and 3. Just

00:47:32.050 --> 00:47:35.929
to be nice and easy. First, we'll start with

00:47:35.929 --> 00:47:39.389
the Divine Rose. All right. That's the blade

00:47:39.389 --> 00:47:42.789
you get from Bell, I believe. Yes, I do believe

00:47:42.789 --> 00:47:45.710
so, yes. In the first game, yep. Second game,

00:47:45.769 --> 00:47:48.369
I think you still get it somewhere in... A lot

00:47:48.369 --> 00:47:51.050
of these do appear in multiple games, but this

00:47:51.050 --> 00:47:53.730
one was specifically brought up for Kingdom Hearts

00:47:53.730 --> 00:48:01.199
1. Okay, okay. So... the divine rose where do

00:48:01.199 --> 00:48:04.460
i throw that at a list of one to five like what

00:48:04.460 --> 00:48:06.239
are you if you put the base keyblade on there

00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:09.659
that's going at number five for sure you can

00:48:09.659 --> 00:48:12.280
always trade it off later i know but if i put

00:48:12.280 --> 00:48:15.119
it in a bad spot now then other keyblades i will

00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:17.380
say there is no generic keyblade in this this

00:48:17.380 --> 00:48:20.059
is all okay okay okay typically pretty good ones

00:48:20.059 --> 00:48:24.110
i'm gonna put this one at number four I like

00:48:24.110 --> 00:48:26.449
the Divine Rose, but I don't think I used it

00:48:26.449 --> 00:48:28.869
too often because by the time I got it, I had

00:48:28.869 --> 00:48:33.030
already gotten a better Keyblade. Fair. Next,

00:48:33.030 --> 00:48:37.150
we'll do Fenrir from Kingdom Hearts 2. Oh, I

00:48:37.150 --> 00:48:38.570
thought you said Kingdom Hearts 1 was all the

00:48:38.570 --> 00:48:41.889
ones. They're all from Kingdom Hearts 1, 2, and

00:48:41.889 --> 00:48:48.329
3. I see. Yeah. Was Fenrir the giant slab? I

00:48:48.329 --> 00:48:50.769
believe so, yes. So that's the one that gives

00:48:50.769 --> 00:48:56.210
you minus... It's the highest strength, but lower

00:48:56.210 --> 00:48:59.829
mana or something like that. I want to say it

00:48:59.829 --> 00:49:01.909
gives you minus one on hit combos. I used it

00:49:01.909 --> 00:49:06.429
to choose a... Maybe that's what it is. A boss.

00:49:06.690 --> 00:49:08.829
At one point, that was giving me a lot of trouble.

00:49:09.550 --> 00:49:13.250
Now, it is a cool -looking Keyblade. It's not

00:49:13.250 --> 00:49:16.079
the... like the prettiest, though, if we're judging

00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:19.320
it by pretty color. It's very rugged. It's however

00:49:19.320 --> 00:49:21.239
you want to judge these, whether it's strength

00:49:21.239 --> 00:49:25.460
or prettiness. It looks more like a greatsword,

00:49:25.579 --> 00:49:27.860
too. It looks two -handed. Why don't we throw

00:49:27.860 --> 00:49:31.119
that in at number three? Okay. I believe I have

00:49:31.119 --> 00:49:33.460
the Divine Rose at four and this at three, correct?

00:49:33.840 --> 00:49:36.780
Yes, you do. All right, next up, we got the Lionheart,

00:49:36.900 --> 00:49:40.039
and this one's from Kingdom Hearts 1. Yes, Lionheart,

00:49:40.139 --> 00:49:42.179
which I believe is the Hercules. No, that's the

00:49:42.179 --> 00:49:45.719
Olympia Blade. Which one is this? This is...

00:49:45.719 --> 00:49:50.119
Damn it, why can't I think of it? Where does

00:49:50.119 --> 00:49:53.059
it come from? Did you write that down? Let's

00:49:53.059 --> 00:49:57.920
see. Let's see. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:01.820
Raises max MP. So you do get it after beating...

00:50:01.820 --> 00:50:06.699
Strength 10 plus MP1. Hades in the... yes cloud

00:50:06.699 --> 00:50:11.420
and hades in the the hades cup yes so that you

00:50:11.420 --> 00:50:14.719
do get it on the hercules area so i was kind

00:50:14.719 --> 00:50:18.579
of right there yes i mean this keyblade looks

00:50:18.579 --> 00:50:21.599
fucking sick so i'm gonna put it at two all right

00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:25.119
all right next up we got the decisive pumpkin

00:50:25.119 --> 00:50:27.880
from kingdom hearts 2 you know what i am gonna

00:50:27.880 --> 00:50:31.639
put that at five five okay i know exactly which

00:50:31.639 --> 00:50:33.559
one that is it's got a little pumpkin handle

00:50:33.559 --> 00:50:39.210
uh You get it from the Halloween Town area. It's

00:50:39.210 --> 00:50:41.289
a cool Keyblade, don't get me wrong. It's just

00:50:41.289 --> 00:50:46.329
not the coolest Keyblade. Fair, fair. And last,

00:50:46.690 --> 00:50:50.449
the Ultima. Of course you had to throw the Ultima

00:50:50.449 --> 00:50:52.389
in there. Of course it's going at number one.

00:50:52.969 --> 00:50:56.409
Yeah, it was too good. I left it at last, maybe

00:50:56.409 --> 00:50:59.670
thinking you'd throw it in a lower slot. You

00:50:59.670 --> 00:51:03.429
had your own slot left. Yeah, so the Ultima Blade

00:51:03.429 --> 00:51:05.489
is one of my favorite blades only because of

00:51:05.489 --> 00:51:08.230
the amount of time it takes to craft it because

00:51:08.230 --> 00:51:10.230
you can't actually earn it. You have to craft

00:51:10.230 --> 00:51:13.670
it. Oh, damn. Okay. So it adds an extra layer

00:51:13.670 --> 00:51:17.989
of I really fucking want this. Okay. Okay. All

00:51:17.989 --> 00:51:21.469
right. Next up, we'll do blind ranks for... Let's

00:51:21.469 --> 00:51:26.610
do... Yeah, let's do Nintendo games. Ugh. Ugh.

00:51:26.630 --> 00:51:29.110
Okay. We can skip Nintendo games if you'd rather.

00:51:29.349 --> 00:51:32.840
No, let's do Nintendo games. All right. Just

00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:37.219
picked random ones across time. Majora's Mask.

00:51:38.559 --> 00:51:40.639
So that was actually my favorite Legend of Zelda

00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:44.239
game. Fair. I'm going to throw that at number

00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:47.119
one. All right. That is literally one of my favorite

00:51:47.119 --> 00:51:48.940
games of all time. I like that so much better

00:51:48.940 --> 00:51:52.039
than Ocarina of Time. Fair. Okay. I used to call

00:51:52.039 --> 00:51:54.960
it Mahora's Mask, though. I do. You remember

00:51:54.960 --> 00:51:59.329
that a lot. I remember because two of our friends

00:51:59.329 --> 00:52:00.969
would tell me, you can't say that because it

00:52:00.969 --> 00:52:03.750
has the word horror in it. I'm like, I think

00:52:03.750 --> 00:52:07.670
you're reading too much into it. I'm not actually

00:52:07.670 --> 00:52:10.349
calling anyone a whore. No, I'm saying Mahora.

00:52:10.570 --> 00:52:17.730
That's very different. Next, Super Mario 64.

00:52:19.369 --> 00:52:23.010
I don't actually like Super Mario 64. That game,

00:52:23.130 --> 00:52:25.659
it's... To me, it was never that fun. I get it.

00:52:25.659 --> 00:52:27.219
People really enjoy it, but I just thought it

00:52:27.219 --> 00:52:29.019
was... The controls are kind of sluggish. It's

00:52:29.019 --> 00:52:32.159
not the best kind of game of its time coming

00:52:32.159 --> 00:52:34.760
out. There are certainly better games. Jet Force

00:52:34.760 --> 00:52:36.780
Gemini, I think, came out around the same year.

00:52:37.480 --> 00:52:40.400
Yeah, somewhere around there. If that, then it's

00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:43.139
fucking way better than that. So I think I would

00:52:43.139 --> 00:52:46.780
put that at number five. Okay. One in five right

00:52:46.780 --> 00:52:50.460
off the bat. All right, next up, and I don't

00:52:50.460 --> 00:52:52.300
know if you've ever played any of these. I haven't,

00:52:52.300 --> 00:52:55.320
but Fire Emblem. Oh, I actually have. I love

00:52:55.320 --> 00:52:57.920
the Fire Emblem games. Okay, okay. The first

00:52:57.920 --> 00:52:59.860
one is just so much fun. It's just a strategy,

00:53:00.019 --> 00:53:03.420
move them to an area game, and it's like an RTS

00:53:03.420 --> 00:53:06.460
of sorts, but with limited movement. I'll put

00:53:06.460 --> 00:53:09.900
that one at number three, I think. Okay, okay.

00:53:10.960 --> 00:53:15.900
All right, we got Super Smash Bros. Melee. Hmm.

00:53:17.449 --> 00:53:20.110
This is one of my favorite all -time games as

00:53:20.110 --> 00:53:23.210
well. I put a lot of hours into this game. It's

00:53:23.210 --> 00:53:25.110
going to have to go at number two, I think. I

00:53:25.110 --> 00:53:28.789
think there's no choice. Fair. And then we will

00:53:28.789 --> 00:53:32.030
go with Wii Sports. Oh, shit. I should have saved

00:53:32.030 --> 00:53:35.289
my five. I never played the Wii Sports game.

00:53:35.550 --> 00:53:39.559
It's fine at four. I think that and Super Mario

00:53:39.559 --> 00:53:43.940
64 are the same for me. Are we keeping your rankings

00:53:43.940 --> 00:53:46.380
in? We're not switching? No, it's not switching

00:53:46.380 --> 00:53:47.920
any. It's two in a row we haven't switched any.

00:53:48.059 --> 00:53:50.260
I think I'm pretty confident in that. I've never

00:53:50.260 --> 00:53:52.260
played the Wii Sports. I've watched them be played

00:53:52.260 --> 00:53:55.639
and it looked boring as shit. Honestly, I do

00:53:55.639 --> 00:53:57.280
enjoy the Wii Sports quite a bit, especially

00:53:57.280 --> 00:54:00.039
around the time. What a fucking nerd. Especially

00:54:00.039 --> 00:54:02.219
at the time. VR is way better though. The Oculus

00:54:02.219 --> 00:54:06.869
is so much better now. Beat Saber is like a million

00:54:06.869 --> 00:54:09.289
times more fun than fucking Wii Sports will ever

00:54:09.289 --> 00:54:13.269
be. Beat Saber, Elvish Assassin, any of the VR

00:54:13.269 --> 00:54:15.230
games, it doesn't matter. Even the VR bowling

00:54:15.230 --> 00:54:18.510
game I play is pretty fun. Anything is more fun

00:54:18.510 --> 00:54:21.809
than fucking Wii Sports. Cutting off my pinky

00:54:21.809 --> 00:54:24.190
is more fun than Wii Sports, I think. Well, and

00:54:24.190 --> 00:54:26.710
Wii Sports Resorts was an okay addition too,

00:54:26.789 --> 00:54:28.869
but the original Wii Sports I played way more.

00:54:29.349 --> 00:54:33.039
Yeah. But all right now. All right. Next, we

00:54:33.039 --> 00:54:37.099
will go with the blind ranking of RPG games.

00:54:38.019 --> 00:54:44.280
Okay. All right. We are going to start with Fallout

00:54:44.280 --> 00:54:49.539
4. You know I love me some Fallout 4. You know

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I put a shit ton of hours into Fallout 4. Now,

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I am going to put it at 3, and I'm going to give

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you a very specific reason why. I tried to go

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back into it. i think fallout 4 was a game at

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a time oh interesting when i tried to jump back

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in and play it again i actually did not have

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as much fun so my second playthrough of it like

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i might have missed my window yeah well i mean

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like i think it's fun still i think if i really

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jumped in and relearned the system i would have

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a good time doing it you know it's just like

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with uh kingdom hearts chain of memories remember

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i told you about that how the first time just

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sucked for me but the second time is so much

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better true maybe i just need to give myself

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more time to acclimate to the game but yeah the

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first couple hours of playing i got real bored

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real fast fair fair always i the beginning is

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the games on a replay through is always the hardest

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to get through again though too because it's

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always the slowest you're so used to being overpowered

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going back down to base it just sucks yeah the

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worst Oh, yeah, because I mean, especially if

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you put like over 100 hours into a game or something,

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you're like you're not anywhere near the level

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you were or the honestly just a game where you

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have to walk a lot. Yeah, there is a lot of walking

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and it gets really boring. So that's what really

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drove me back on it again. At first, I liked

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it because it was cool exploring areas. But now

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that I know all the areas, it's not as fun. Fair.

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Next, I'm going to bring up Skyrim. i really

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did like skyrim skyrim now this is another game

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where i the first time i played it i didn't have

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any fun with it um and i think specifically it

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was because it's it's kind of it's large yeah

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and the enemies have such a level fucking gap

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like you can go into an area just not ready for

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at all like and it's so it's so quick you could

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be in the first area and within five minutes

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you can be in an area that's 20 levels up ahead

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of you Now, I had played this all the way through

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my first time, but it was just the perfect time

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for me. I needed a big game at that time. And

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it still was fun. So I'll throw it at number

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two. I think number two is a good choice. So

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right now I have my number two and my number

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three, right? Yes, correct. All right. Next,

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we are going to throw up Mass Effect Andromeda.

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I mean, this doesn't even... This game, to me,

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was a lot of fun still. Yes. It's hard, though,

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because it was not the best of the Mass Effect

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games. Yes. I think number four is deserving

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of this. I like it at number four. All right.

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We will do Skies of Arcadia next. Number one.

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I still want to go back and replay this game

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and stream it because it's just so much fucking

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fun anyway. Fair. I'd watch it. Yeah. But out

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of all of the three of those games, or four of

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those games now? Four of those games. That one

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by far will be the most entertaining and the

00:57:49.739 --> 00:57:52.780
one people like the best. All right. And for

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your number five slot, unless you switch it,

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we have Outer Worlds. I am going to trade. Okay.

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Because I liked Outer Worlds a lot. What did

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I put at number two? Two, you had Skyrim. Three,

00:58:06.659 --> 00:58:08.800
you had Fallout 4. I have to switch it. Switch

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to Skyrim? Number two has to be The Outer Worlds.

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So Skyrim's going to five? Skyrim's going to

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five. Sorry, Skyrim. But The Outer Worlds, Obsidian

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is literally my favorite. I've said this how

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many times on the podcast? They are my favorite

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game company of all time. He's willing to put

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Skyrim at five for them. Honestly, dude, they

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do such a better job at making games than anyone

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else. They put their fucking heart. I'm playing

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Grounded. I've talked about this previously.

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It's so clear that they put their heart into

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that fucking game. Dude, Grounded's amazing.

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I'm so glad you're getting so into it. They're

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still doing updates. They're still adding new

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shit. It's just amazing how much support they

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give their games and how much care they give

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them. Hey, weren't you talking to me about sucking

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dick earlier? Sounds like you're doing a lot

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of dick sucking. If the entire Obsidian crew

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put their dicks in front of me, I would suck

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every single one. Next! I don't think they want

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that from me, but they're all amazing. They probably

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don't. If I had to pick a dream job, it would

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be doing literally anything for Obsidian. Fair,

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fair. Name their local prostitute. I would do

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it for Obsidian, okay? Fair. Do you want to do

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one more or do you want to call it there? Let's

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do one more and then call it. All right. We will

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do video game controllers. Oh, this is something

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I don't actually have a lot of experience with.

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Yes, I kind of kept it pretty basic. I tried

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doing ones that I think you would know at the

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very least or at least used. So we will start

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with the PlayStation 4. I mean, honestly, PlayStation

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controllers just aren't my thing. I don't really

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like the feel of them. The DualShock is pretty

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stupid, but I don't know. Let's put it at four.

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I like PlayStation controllers being lesser for

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me. Okay. We will talk about the Super Nintendo

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next. Super Nintendo, that little fucking rectangular

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controller? No. The Super Nintendo. The Nintendo

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is the square one. The Super Nintendo is the

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more rounded one with the circle buttons. Oh,

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yeah. It was like the gray, green, like green,

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grays, purples and blues or whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

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I know what you're talking about. Let's put that

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at five. Okay. It's an ugly controller and it's

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hard to fucking use. Let's go with the Xbox One

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X and S controller. One, number one. I figured

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that's where that would go. No beating those.

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They're so perfect the way they are. They are

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perfect. This is the best controller, hands down.

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What about the Sega CD controller? It's actually

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a pretty shitty controller. Sega was not good

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at making controllers. Their button layouts were

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all shit. The form of the controller itself,

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it's like a Nintendo controller. They do too

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much to make it too unique. And then it doesn't

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feel right. Fair. So I'm going to go three on

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that one. Okay. And then last, we have arguably

01:01:28.980 --> 01:01:31.219
one of the worst controllers ever, the Nintendo

01:01:31.219 --> 01:01:36.460
64 controller. So actually, I didn't mind the

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N64 controller. I don't mind it as much as everyone

01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:41.420
else does. But I do get some of the gripes. The

01:01:41.420 --> 01:01:45.420
way you grip it is interesting. Yes. to me because

01:01:45.420 --> 01:01:47.320
you never really use the d -pad on the left side

01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:51.199
yeah but it's like not it was weird that i was

01:01:51.199 --> 01:01:53.860
like on one side of the controller mainly like

01:01:53.860 --> 01:01:55.659
you were on the bottom and on the side like you

01:01:55.659 --> 01:01:58.179
didn't have a hand over here a lot it was yeah

01:01:58.179 --> 01:02:02.099
weird yeah but like the holding the trigger button

01:02:02.099 --> 01:02:04.500
underneath i think it was a z button z button

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yeah really natural yeah back in the day so i'll

01:02:07.599 --> 01:02:09.679
give them that i'll keep that too i like i like

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that list where it's at okay Cool. Kept three

01:02:12.840 --> 01:02:16.539
the same and three switched, I believe. Pretty

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good, pretty good. All right, everyone, that's

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it. That's the episode. Yes, let us know where

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you'd rank those lists or add any additions to

01:02:25.280 --> 01:02:27.940
yourself. And then one of the next times we do

01:02:27.940 --> 01:02:32.460
this, we'll have Scott blind rank me. All right,

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well, join us on TikTok and everywhere else.

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And yeah, we will see you next time. All right,

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guys. Disco Elysium. Yep. We're doing Disco Elysium.

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We'll see you on the next one. Bye. Love you.

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