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Hello, Two Douchebags and Microphone, I'm Mark.

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I'm Rob Rad.

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Rob Rad is once again co-hosting, and anyhow, that's all I've got to say about that.

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We love Rob Rad, and he does a great job, so anyhow.

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You know, you remember that Vince Neil, back in 1985,

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he killed his best friend accidentally from Hanoi Rocks,

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Razzle Dingley, the drummer.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, I do know that.

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And well, you know.

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We listen to Hanoi Rocks just from their music.

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Yes, yeah, Hanoi Rocks is a very good band.

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They were poised to become a huge band in America,

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but they didn't make it because of that unfortunate accident.

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You know, Razzle was attending a party with Vince,

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and they went to, they just quite simply, they went on a beer run,

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and Vince was.17, and.10 is the legal limit in California,

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so he's almost twice the legal limit.

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And he went to jail for 30 days, five years probation,

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paid a lot of money to different people,

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and I mean, I wouldn't say he got out of it,

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but a lot of people think he was kind of baby-handed or glad-handed

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because of his status.

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So whatever that is, it doesn't matter because you know what?

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That's just, there's been a lot of other people got away with shit too,

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so I don't have any comment about that.

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So anyhow, Hanoi Rocks frontman Michael Monroe had a reputation as a class act,

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and the singer has further enhanced that reputation

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after his first ever meeting with Motley Crue lead vocalist Vince Neil.

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For those who might forget,

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Neil was the driver behind the wheel of a car accident on December 8, 1984

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that led to the death of his passenger and Hanoi Rocks drummer Razzle,

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which was his best friend at the time.

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Both Neil and Razzle had been drinking prior to getting into the vehicle driven by Neil.

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Now there's something I would like to say on Vince Neil's defense there.

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They were both drinking, and they both know they were drinking,

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and Razzle did get into the car with him.

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So, you know, Vince probably should have taken,

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well they didn't have Ubers back then, but taken a cab or whatever,

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had it delivered if they could.

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He shouldn't have been in his car driving,

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but then again, Razzle probably should have been like,

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man this guy's fucked up, but he was drinking too,

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so you know, it wasn't all on Vince is what I'm saying.

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Reports that Vince Neil was charged with vehicular manslaughter

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and driving under the influence of alcohol in his connection with the crash.

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His blood alcohol content was 017.

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Oh, I was right.

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Well above the California legal limit of 010.

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I was right on both of them. Good.

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In September 1985, Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Edward Hines Jr.

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sentenced Neil to 30 days in jail and five years probation.

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Hanoi Rocks never recovered from that,

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and the band split up in June of 1985, which is a few months after.

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They didn't want to do it without Razzle.

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I respect that.

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Both Motley Crue and Monroe were scheduled to perform

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at the Rockfest Festival in Hynyaka, Finland.

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I think it's pronounced Hyvinka.

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Hyvinka, Finland, which was taking place.

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Anyhow, Finland, which was taking place from June 8th to 10th, 2023,

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Dylan Monroe ended up meeting for the first time on Friday, June 9th, 2023.

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One of the most important moments of my life was meeting Vince Neil for the first time last night.

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Razzle always wanted us to meet.

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You know, Razzle always wanted them to meet.

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Razzle is a guy that was killed, his drummer.

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Under different circumstances, both bands would have been good friends,

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but they had other plans.

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Thank you for your time, Vince.

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We didn't say...this is Michael Monroe.

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We didn't say much, but your eyes told me more than a thousand words ever could.

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And your singing was great at the show.

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Nice to finally see you guys live, Michael.

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So that kind of puts to bed that huge feud between the two.

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and there are a lot of things that have been said towards Motley Crue,

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Even Motley Crue turned on Vince Neil when you watched the dirt after that.

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Nicky O'Deed was actually dead.

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So the fact that him and everybody else went so vigorously after Vince Neil,

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because I'd love to just go back to loving the guy,

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but now I don't really care for him.

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From everything, it's been a preponderance of evidence

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that I want to like the guy still, but I don't.

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I don't think he's a very good person.

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I think he's got a lot of inner demons

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I mean, he has everything in front of him,

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but it doesn't seem like he truly gets it sometimes.

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So, anyhow, I thought that was very classy, very cool,

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and Michael Monroe,

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and I've always been a huge Michael Monroe fan.

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I wish Hanoi Rocks would have got back together

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and did a few more albums.

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I think it put out five or six.

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And every one of their albums were solid, solid great albums.

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And I love them both.

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We used to tour them at Jesse Jim's back in the day.

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Oh, yeah. They were fantastic.

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You're the one that turned me on to them.

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And anyhow, I mean, it wasn't just me

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because there's a lot of people that knew about them

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that actually turned me on to them.

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And anyhow, but I mean, it was very cool.

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And I remember getting that first tape and going,

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fuck, I gotta take this into work

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and have everybody listen to it

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because this thing is so cool.

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So, anyhow, I really enjoyed that story.

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So you had something,

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a kind of a congratulations, a pat on the ass,

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a he-haw-sign.

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Yeah, yeah, actually, I was listening.

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Okay, I told you, I picked the show on iHeartRadio.

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That's a very good platform.

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We get a lot of listeners on iHeartRadio.

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That's a great platform for us.

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Well, I also picked up 101 The Fox.

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Live.

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From a great Kansas City station.

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I talked to, huh?

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I said a great Kansas City station

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that people don't know who they are.

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But go ahead.

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Yes, it is.

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Classic rock format from Kansas City.

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They went on when the much fabled KY-102 went out.

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They stuck around and they're still around

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and they still do a damn fine job.

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I think they only have a couple of the old KY DJs left

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since Skid Row retired.

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Yeah, they got Skid Row, not Skid Row, Slacker.

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Slacker's there.

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He's pretty much running.

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And Slacker isn't one of the original guys.

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Well, Roadie wasn't either, but Roadie was there

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for a long, long time since the early 90s.

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Yeah, he's recently stepped out, I believe.

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Yeah, he retired.

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Matter of fact, I went right by his retirement party

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and didn't know it was him because I was listening.

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Yeah, I always listen to Internet radio

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and I was driving home from the city market

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and I see all these people downtown

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at the Power Line district.

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I'm like, what the hell is that?

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ladies and gentlemen, Skid Row, he really loud.

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I'm like, huh.

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So I turned to 101 The Fox.

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Yeah, I had no idea he was retired.

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old things that happened and old stories and stuff.

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and just heard him live and didn't even know he was retiring.

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So because I was listening to Internet stuff

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or satellite or whatever,

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so I had no idea what was going on

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until I actually heard Skid Row, like, over the intercom

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when I was driving down Grand.

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Well, anyway, I was listening to the radio today

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and I'm at Jales-Hawley-Davidson.

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You know, they're in Grandview?

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That's where 101 The Fox broadcast from, isn't it?

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Isn't that where The Fox broadcast from?

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I don't know.

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They do a lot with them, I know that.

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I think they might have their own studios there.

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I grew up in Belmont.

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I grew up in Grand-Worth-Hawley-Davidson.

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Yeah, yeah, that's the same family.

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Which, well, I went to school with Dale's sister, Lori.

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Lori was one year older.

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Now, correct me if I'm wrong.

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They split up and that's where Gale got the business.

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Gale took it over.

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Yes, that's what I thought.

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Lori, from what I've seen,

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I think Lori has stepped away.

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She's doing Lori.

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That's cool.

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So Lori, if you hear this, Gale, if you hear this,

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I'm sorry, this is bad.

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Anyway, Gale's day on the radio,

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and this is a little special, okay?

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They gave away a $25,000 motorcycle

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to day out at Gale's, live on air.

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Oh, wow.

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And I listened to it.

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Okay, and it was just one of those things

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that I was going to blow off, you know?

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But there's more to the story, of course.

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The gentleman in the morning,

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all I thought was his name is Jesse.

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His wife, him and his wife,

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or his wife went up to something,

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but his wife told him to go up and enter this contest.

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Okay, well, he won this contest today.

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Congratulations, Jesse.

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Okay, cool.

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But there's an upside to this, too.

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Today is their anniversary.

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Oh, that's nice.

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He just won a $25,000 Harley

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on his anniversary, thanks to his wife.

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Wow, what a present.

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Happy anniversary, Jesse.

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Congratulations, Jesse.

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We're very happy for you.

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As a matter of fact, here, hang on.

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Cool.

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I just thought that was cool, man.

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You went all the way on your birthday.

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As a matter of fact, I met Gail not too long ago,

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and you know where I met her at?

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She was with Mark Alford, formerly Channel 4,

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but now he is a state representative for Missouri.

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I know.

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At Jess and Jim's Steakhouse.

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I was there getting some food, and I saw Mark over there.

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Yeah, and he'd already left the news and was running.

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I walked over there and I talked to him for a little bit.

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Very nice guy, really nice, very well-mannered,

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and then she introduced herself as Gail from Harley-Davidson,

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and she couldn't have been nicer.

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And I forgot the other guy that was with him's name,

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but I kind of believe it might have been her husband

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or significant other or something.

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But anyhow, they were all very, very nice,

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and I had a little brief chat with them.

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I didn't want to interrupt them because their steaks were coming out.

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I'm like, all right, I'm going to get out of here, guys.

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Thanks for talking.

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Yeah, we know Jess and Jim.

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Yeah, yeah, and anyhow, it was just cool talking to them,

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and Gail could not have been nicer.

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She could not have been nicer, and then when I was leaving,

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she actually remembered my name.

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She goes, nice meeting you, Mark.

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And I'm like, wow, because most people don't retain your name

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after you first say what it is.

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They're just kind of like, hey, hey, hey, hey, nice to see you.

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But she was very down to earth, very nice, very pleasant,

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and I just, I remember that.

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I was like, wow, she seems like really normal, cool people.

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Yeah, yeah, no, the whole family is.

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Like I said, I grew up with her sister.

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She was older, you know.

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The whole family was that way.

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They were good people, man.

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They were good people.

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I can definitely believe that.

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I was given that word.

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You know what, I can believe that just by meeting them that time.

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Yes, yes.

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Well, I grew up in the same town in Belton.

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Okay, well, that's cool.

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All right, I got a little story I want to go into here.

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You care?

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Yeah, I do.

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All righty.

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This is a senior's prank.

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They prank their school.

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I read this, and I was just like kind of giggling

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like a little schoolgirl on acid.

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So it was funny.

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They used to be like tagline.

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I'd be like, man, I'm giggling like a little schoolgirl on acid.

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And people like turned around and, huh?

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Why'd the schoolgirl have to be on acid?

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I was just saying, I got to ask the whole weird story.

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It's like because they're seeing lights.

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I don't know.

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What the fuck?

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Anyhow, okay.

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A group of high school seniors in Fort Meade, Maryland

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had fun pranking their high school last week.

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Excuse me.

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The student at Meade High School listed their school

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on the real estate website.

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And the real estate website was Willow.

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So anyhow, on a real estate website, for a measly $42,069,

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a local news outlet reported,

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a listing that was eventually removed

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advertised a complimentary trash-scented air fresheners

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and water issues with a whole shebang when you buy it.

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And the student also listed the school as a half-working jail.

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The listing also promised a full supply of rodents and roaches

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or your money back.

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Although the listing wasn't very complimentary to the school,

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the county board found it funny and grinned it off.

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This happened before to a school close by.

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In spring of 2020, Annapolis, Maryland's Broadwick High School

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had a for sale sign hung from it in the heart of the pandemic

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when it was empty.

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So evidently Merlin kids have a sense of humor.

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I guess. I guess.

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I thought it was pretty cool myself.

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It's like, you know, just a little slap on the ass

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or a little tug on the nuts, if you will.

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Just kind of like, hey, look, we're graduating,

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but we're going to give you a little nut tug on the way out.

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There you go.

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I'm glad the powers of being looked at it like that.

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Where we came from, that was time.

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Well, yeah, I know that.

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You've got to think of it in today's environment

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where everybody's offended.

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Go watch today's society.

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I can walk out in public and have like 20% of America mad at me

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because I'm male.

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I can have another 20% mad at me because I'm a white male.

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I can have another 20% because I go to work every day.

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You know, I mean, this ratio of being offended

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is just fucking ridiculous in America.

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Okay.

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Well, everything you just said, I do the same exact thing.

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Yep.

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I'm proud of it.

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Hey, I'm proud of it, too.

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I'm proud of everything that I do

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because I can consider myself a good person,

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and I don't do anything wrong,

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and I can't help if some narrow-minded idiot

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fucking doesn't like it because of whoever I am.

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So therefore, what I promised myself a long time ago

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is to never be offended by people being offended

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nor pay attention to it because I simply don't care.

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Right, right.

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Don't, you know, don't bother me with it.

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If you're stewing about me, you fucking leave.

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I'm not going to.

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You're going to be in me.

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You know what?

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I work for Mindwaving.

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I don't get no help from the state.

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Uh-huh.

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I pay my own way.

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So, yeah, don't be offended by me.

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Yeah, and you know what?

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I agree.

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And let me add this, too.

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There's a lot of people out there that need help.

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Yes, no, no.

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And I know you, Rob.

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I'm clarifying this.

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You're not talking about someone that needs assistance.

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No, no, no.

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I'm saying me.

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Yes.

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So I know you well enough to where I know what you're saying.

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And I know how some people might read into that,

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so I went ahead and clarified it.

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And I'm glad I was correct on that.

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So, anyhow, I mean, you know, and like I was saying,

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I thought it was a pretty good trick in today's environment.

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Yeah, yeah, it was.

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Like I said, with people being uber-offended for no reason,

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people walking around being an offended factory,

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I thought that was pretty good.

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Yeah.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum,

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two douchebags and a microphone.

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Oh, shit.

404
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What's that over there?

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Oh, no.

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It's an island of horrible jokes.

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Ugh.

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I can't take my dog to the lake.

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The ducks keep attacking me.

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That's what I get for having a purebred dog.

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Ha ha ha ha.

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Oh, lord.

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That man just saw a puppy in ha...

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Hey there.

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Don't worry.

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I have a clown nose.

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Oh, no.

418
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That drunk guy just hit my child.

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It's okay.

420
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I have a clown nose.

421
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Clown nose.

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Just put one on and you can do anything.

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Want to run for office?

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Murder people in public?

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Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

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Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

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Grab one today and make magic happen.

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Two thimble dicks and a crash cart will be right back.

429
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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

431
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Real hilarity.

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May, your five-year-old neighbor

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had all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.

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Okay.

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Two douchebags and microphone.

436
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We are back.

437
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So, anyhow, I have some interesting questions

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if you want to go into some horrible would-you-rather scenarios.

439
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Oh, yeah.

440
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I got one for you here in a minute.

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You know what?

442
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Go ahead.

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Okay.

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Well, like I said, I had just a little bit of extra time

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to think about shit today, so it led to four or five

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horrible would-you-rather questions,

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and I just figured, you know what?

448
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Oh, man, I'm in trouble.

449
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Yes, you are in trouble.

450
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If you had time, I'm in trouble.

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Okay, and here's another thing, too.

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No gun this time.

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There's no way out of it.

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You have to do it.

455
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Oh, you know what?

456
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That kind of goes with mine, too.

457
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Okay, we got to do a gun on you.

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No gun on you.

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No gun tonight.

460
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No gun tonight.

461
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You got to take it.

462
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So would you rather take your mom's hand

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and place it on your nuts

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or have butt plugs sent to you at work for a year?

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Have what?

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Shit to me?

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Grab your mom's hand and place it on your nuts.

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I got that one.

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Or have butt plugs sent to you at your work for a year?

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Butt plugs.

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Butt plugs.

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For work.

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Yep, and it's got to be labeled like,

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I don't know, like sex toys or something

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and maybe like an image of a butt plug or something.

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You know, somewhere to where work knows

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that you're getting butt plugs every week sent there for you.

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Okay, Mark.

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This is an easy answer for me.

480
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Okay, go ahead.

481
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Send me the butt plugs.

482
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Me, too.

483
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Me, too.

484
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Everybody at work knows me.

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I will tell them by choice.

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They will understand.

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That's the way I looked at it, too, is be like, well, you see...

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We're a small company,

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but we do a lot of business around the country.

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Okay, okay.

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That's the way I felt about it, too, is everybody at work

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would be like, ha-ha, someone's playing a joke on Mark,

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and that's it.

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No, my foreman would have a heyday with that.

495
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Okay.

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Which, by the way, they all know about these podcasts.

497
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I actually have a guy that has been listening, so...

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Tell them to break into people's houses

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and download our show on their computers.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

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Tell them there's no excuse for being lazy,

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that they have to do it.

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No, probably, probably ain't like that.

504
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Well, you find some of the weaker people,

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and you tell them that they have to do it.

506
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Otherwise, you're gonna beat their ass, say,

507
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look, you like this podcast, you go out there,

508
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and you grab people's fucking tablets out of their hands,

509
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you grab their phones out of their hands,

510
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you download two douchebags and a microphone,

511
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and you make them fucking listen,

512
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and make them download every episode.

513
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Mark, you've been watching my Facebook.

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You know I'm good at this.

515
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I know you're pushing it.

516
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I'm just screwing around.

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I know you are.

518
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And before...

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You know what, no, I'm not gonna do a disclaimer.

520
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
I'm gonna do a parody.

521
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Every bit of it is fucking parody.

522
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
It's tongue-in-cheek.

523
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
So yeah, I'm not gonna go, I'm just joking around.

524
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
People know I'm joking around.

525
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
And they're not gonna go punch somebody in the face

526
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
and grab their tablet.

527
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
And if they do, then they're idiots,

528
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
and they should never be allowed out in public alone.

529
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
So...

530
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
I'd smack them on my tablet.

531
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
You know.

532
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Okay, okay, since we both have the same answer on that,

533
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
let's see about this next one.

534
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
You'd rather have an electric

535
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
can opener

536
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
go awry and rip up your nipple

537
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
or have to bathe

538
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
in pink insulation for a month

539
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
once a day.

540
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,000
You know how itchy that fucking pink insulation is?

541
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
I hate my nipple.

542
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
That's why...

543
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
We're on the hard tonight.

544
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
I was like, fucking rip that bitch out. I don't care.

545
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
I'm not fucking playing

546
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
in pink insulation.

547
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
You're done.

548
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Other than that, you're fucking forever itchy.

549
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
You can't get that...

550
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
That shit has to wear off of you.

551
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
You can't just wash it off.

552
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
You don't know how many addicts I've been in.

553
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Oh, me too.

554
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
One of the worst feelings in the whole world

555
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
is when you land in that shit

556
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
and you know you're not getting it off you for at least a week.

557
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Ugh.

558
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
100 degrees outside, you're up in an addict

559
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
and you can have it.

560
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Yeah, you're up there fucking bathing in it.

561
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Oh, yeah, I got some stories behind that.

562
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Yeah, well, Dr. Ken O'Neer, here's my nipple.

563
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
That's all there is to it.

564
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Hey, I got one right here.

565
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
I'm ready.

566
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Just leave me one. That's all I need.

567
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
So...

568
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Alright. Would you rather have to

569
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
shave a family member's balls

570
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
or have the top MMA fighter

571
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
kick you right in the asshole

572
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
full force?

573
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
I'm sorry, baby brother Joshy.

574
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Come on down.

575
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
I will find the most carefree one I can.

576
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
One that will understand that I have to do this

577
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
and instead of getting kicked in the asshole.

578
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Yeah, that's fine.

579
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
I just have a special request.

580
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
No, I'm not fighting MMA fighters.

581
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
No, no, no.

582
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
You won't have an asshole left.

583
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
I'm doing damage to somebody else.

584
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
I'm not fighting MMA fighters.

585
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
No, no, no.

586
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
You won't have an asshole left.

587
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
I'm doing damage to somebody else.

588
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Your asshole would just disappear, dude.

589
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
You wouldn't have one. It'd be gone.

590
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
So...

591
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
That's what I'm saying. My baby brother, come on down.

592
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Dude, we're on par tonight.

593
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
We're 100% the same tonight.

594
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Yeah, yeah. I'm the same there.

595
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Fuck that.

596
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
You imagine getting kicked in the asshole by an MMA guy?

597
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
Uh-uh. No.

598
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Dude, I know you have some family members.

599
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
You call them.

600
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
I would find one of them and say,

601
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
look, dude, I'm not getting kicked in the asshole.

602
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Can I buy you, like, I don't know,

603
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
three or four cases of beer?

604
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
A couple of sandwiches from a barbecue place.

605
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
You know, yeah.

606
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Oh, yeah.

607
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Yeah.

608
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
I know the number one if he was still with us.

609
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Oh, that would be John.

610
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
If he was still with us, that would be John.

611
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
Oh, yeah, my brother would be right there going,

612
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
all right, Mark, go ahead.

613
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Oh, just say no more, Mark.

614
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
I would pay tribute to him

615
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
every time I hear a certain song.

616
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Um, which one?

617
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Winds of Change.

618
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

619
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
You know what?

620
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Your brother loved that song

621
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
when he came out.

622
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
I know he did. That was by Mr. Mr.

623
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
It was called Wings of Change.

624
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Oh, Scorpions.

625
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
Oh, Wings of Change.

626
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Your brother loved that song

627
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
when he came out.

628
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Yeah, he did love that song.

629
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
He was the next song coming out.

630
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Him and his wife and kids

631
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
were living out in West Belt.

632
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Mm-hmm.

633
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
And I was going out, hanging out with him.

634
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
And that was without you.

635
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Oh, my God, that hurts, Rob.

636
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Yeah, I mean, it just...

637
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
No, I'm glad that you and John hung out.

638
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
I don't think I necessarily knew it.

639
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Oh, yeah.

640
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
This was later.

641
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Okay.

642
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
And, yeah,

643
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
they were living in West Belt.

644
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Okay.

645
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
So you know about what time period.

646
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Yeah, I know what it is, yeah.

647
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Yeah, he told me.

648
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
He fell in love with that song

649
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Wings of Change when it came out.

650
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
And so to this day,

651
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
well,

652
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
like I said, I listen on I Heart.

653
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
A lot of my music

654
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
comes off I Heart.

655
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
No, they have everything on there.

656
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
It's fantastic.

657
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
It doesn't matter what

658
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
song.

659
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
You know, I'll punch in one group,

660
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
you know, show up at a song or whatever.

661
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Well, somehow

662
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
that song

663
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
ends up in every one of them.

664
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
And I hear that song

665
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
three, four times a day.

666
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
I'll just go ahead and give my brother

667
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
credit for that. How's that?

668
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Well, every time that song

669
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
comes on, Mark, and this

670
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
is to this day, I look up

671
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
and this is since then.

672
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Yes. Many years later.

673
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Uh-huh. I look up

674
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
and I say,

675
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
hey, John,

676
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
how you doing? You know?

677
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
I'm sure he appreciates that.

678
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Yeah, I look at

679
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
I'm at work. I'll stop

680
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
what I'm doing. I'll go, hey,

681
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
John, good morning. You know?

682
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
You know, in a way, this show is a tribute.

683
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
I pay tribute to your brother.

684
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
And honestly, I've seen

685
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
signs and I'm thinking

686
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
you know how you pulled me

687
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
into this show. Yes.

688
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
I'm honestly

689
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
thanking your brother may have had something to do with that.

690
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
I thought all along, too.

691
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
I thought all along also.

692
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Because we'll

693
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
talk about off the air. Yeah, you know what?

694
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
We won't. A lot of people won't get

695
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
what we're talking about, but I agree with you 100 percent.

696
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
And we can talk a little bit more in depth

697
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
because I felt like that

698
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
since day one when you came back

699
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
because we've always been talking about my

700
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
brother nonstop and also one other guy,

701
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Harry.

702
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Yeah. Both of them no longer.

703
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
I got another one I need to ask

704
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
you about. Yes, go ahead.

705
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Do you remember Kurt? Yes.

706
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Yeah, yeah, blonde hair.

707
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Okay, well, we'll talk

708
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
I'll get your feelings about him

709
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
off the air. Yeah,

710
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
because

711
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
yeah.

712
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Yeah, well, I'll tell you

713
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
what. It did not end well between

714
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
me and him.

715
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
That's why I wanted to talk to you.

716
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

717
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Let me put it like this.

718
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
He deserved 100 percent of it. But

719
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
anyhow.

720
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
I have a story with him

721
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
one night. Okay.

722
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
You may have been with us. But anyway,

723
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
we'll go into that later. Okay,

724
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
that's cool. All right. Would you

725
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
rather wear a random

726
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
person underwear from a homeless

727
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
camp or eat a mouthful of ground

728
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
kale?

729
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Oh, give me that

730
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
underwear. Me too.

731
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Yeah, kale.

732
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
No, no way.

733
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Nope.

734
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Nope. No,

735
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
no. Oh,

736
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
that makes you gag just thinking about it, man.

737
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
My mouth just. Who's saying that word?

738
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Oh,

739
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
oh, I can't get the

740
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
the thought out of my mouth.

741
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
Oh,

742
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
man. And all the rubes that say

743
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
they love it. And we know they don't.

744
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Okay. And then

745
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
then finally, last

746
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
but not least, would you rather

747
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
have to listen to Skip Bayless for

748
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
an hour or have

749
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
random animals piss on you for a day?

750
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
And I guess I'm going to be wet.

751
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
You're setting up.

752
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
You're setting up. Give me the piss.

753
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
I'm ready for pissing.

754
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Yes, there was no

755
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
question. An hour.

756
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Skip Bayless or have the animals piss

757
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
on me for an hour. I don't care if it's a

758
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
grizzly bear. Fucking piss on me.

759
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
I'm not listening to Skip Bayless for an hour.

760
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
I don't care if it's skunk,

761
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
whatever. Yeah. No, you

762
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
piss on me. It's all right. Bring them all

763
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
over. Skunks, everything.

764
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
I don't care. Badgers, whatever.

765
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Piss on me. I'm not listening to Skip

766
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Bayless. And now we go to

767
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Rob, because I know you have a

768
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
pretty interesting would you rather.

769
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
So, hang on.

770
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
I'm going to do a drum roll.

771
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Hang on.

772
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Alright.

773
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
That's all I can do.

774
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
I'm not a very good air drummer. I'm a great

775
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
air guitarist. But air drumming, I got a lot of work.

776
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
And I'll have you either way.

777
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Alright, cool.

778
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Rob, the floor is yours. Hit it, Rob

779
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Rand. Okay.

780
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Would you rather

781
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
lift a gas pump handle

782
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
or

783
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
the public toilet inside that

784
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
gas station?

785
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Now, I do have a

786
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
fact behind this one.

787
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
You give me your pick.

788
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Okay.

789
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Now, the grossness factor to me,

790
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
I think I'd rather lick

791
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
a, even though I don't think it's

792
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
more sanitary, and I think I know

793
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
where you're going with this.

794
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Remember, no gas. Yeah, I know.

795
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Okay. Just

796
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
for my own sake,

797
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
I would do the gas handle.

798
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Just because

799
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
I couldn't imagine a bunch of people pissing

800
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
and shitting in something, and then me licking

801
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
it. But I'll bet you the

802
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
gas handle is dirtier

803
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
than the toilet.

804
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Okay, are you ready? Yes.

805
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
This is something I read.

806
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
I don't know how true it is,

807
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
but this is enough.

808
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
If it's what I think it is, it is true.

809
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
It will gross you out. Go ahead.

810
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Okay.

811
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
The average gas pump handle

812
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
is about

813
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
11,000 times

814
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
dirtier than your average

815
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
public toilet.

816
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Okay, I can believe that.

817
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
The 11,000, I mean, that could

818
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
be true. Maybe not.

819
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
It might be exaggerated. It might be exaggerated, but

820
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
I know that that is true, because

821
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
I read something along that line, and that's why

822
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
I knew where you're going to go with that.

823
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
It is dirtier, but for

824
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
my own sake,

825
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
I'd rather lick

826
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
the gas handle than the toilet,

827
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
because I think if I licked the toilet,

828
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
I would be fucking throwing up for five hours.

829
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
If I licked the gas handle,

830
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
I'd be spitting and rubbing my tongue

831
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
and spitting and rubbing my tongue, but

832
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
not necessarily puking.

833
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Okay, well, with

834
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
all that being said,

835
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
I might have to go with you.

836
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Yeah, it's just the thought.

837
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
It's the thought.

838
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
You know, you imagine people

839
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
spucking explosive diarrhea,

840
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
BBs hitting the lake all over that

841
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
bitch, and then you're over to licking on the...

842
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Oh my God.

843
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
I would never, ever, ever

844
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
forget that, you know what I mean?

845
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
All the barbecue and alcohol

846
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
down here, yeah.

847
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Oh, yeah.

848
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
No, I got a...

849
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Oh, no.

850
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
I'll go into another story another time.

851
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
No, go ahead, Rob.

852
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
No, no, no, not tonight.

853
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
It's a long story.

854
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Okay, alright, that's cool.

855
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
But it was gross, dude.

856
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
It was a long story.

857
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Okay.

858
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
I got a neat little story

859
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
right here.

860
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
April 5th, 2023,

861
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
South African pilot

862
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Rudolf Erasmus

863
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
made an emergency landing after a pilot

864
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
spotted a highly venomous and deadly

865
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Cape Cobra.

866
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
A Cape Cobra is like

867
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
one of the most venomous snakes on the

868
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Earth. It's by this...

869
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
It's probably surely lethal.

870
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
I mean, I don't care if you are on a plane

871
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
and maybe you could get somewhere pretty

872
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
quick. That hits your system

873
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
like that and you become paralyzed

874
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
and then dead in a matter of probably

875
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
minutes, if not maybe even

876
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
like seconds.

877
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
The pilot quickly

878
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
turned around, landed and evacuated

879
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
the plane. But

880
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
listen to this, the snake

881
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
was never found.

882
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Wow.

883
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Yeah.

884
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
So, what does that

885
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
tell you, Rob?

886
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
It's still on the plane, dude.

887
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Yeah.

888
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
It didn't jump off on its own accord.

889
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
It probably had a

890
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
water source and it's

891
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
dark and cool down there

892
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
where they spotted it. And it

893
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
comes up whenever it needs to.

894
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
So some poor bastard is going to be

895
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
on that plane and it's going to come up and fucking

896
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
bite him. That's what's going to happen.

897
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Yeah, it is.

898
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Yeah. I couldn't believe it

899
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
because it did state in the article

900
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
that they started using the plane again.

901
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
Because they never could find it and that's like

902
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
a, I don't know how many million dollar

903
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
planes sitting there so they're not going to let it

904
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
you know, they made some poor bastard get in there

905
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
and drive it.

906
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Wow.

907
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Yeah.

908
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
So,

909
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
and then I got another, I got a bunch of little short

910
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
stories that are pretty neat.

911
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Vienna Nudists, Rob?

912
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Do what?

913
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Vienna Nudists in Austria are up in arms

914
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
about plans to build a cable car right over the

915
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Nudists beach.

916
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
This is a cable car

917
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
that is for tourists.

918
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
It

919
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
takes them on the mountain in Austria

920
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
where they ski

921
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
and it takes them down to the beach where they

922
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
can swim. Okay?

923
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
But it's the other beach, not

924
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
the beach that the nudists go into. There's a

925
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
nude beach there and they're all nude

926
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
and they don't like these cable cars, this

927
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
proposed cable car going over them

928
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
to where people can go by and fucking rubber neck

929
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
them. But I thought that's the whole

930
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
idea being a nudist is you don't give a shit

931
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
if anyone sees you naked because it's natural

932
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
right?

933
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Yeah. That sounds like something we wouldn't come

934
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
up with. Yeah.

935
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
You know, the country's press

936
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
agency on Friday

937
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
voted nudist Barbara Hassel

938
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
saying she feared for privacy because

939
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
of cell phones and cameras. Okay.

940
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
And cameras and videos. You know what?

941
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Yeah. I agree.

942
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Everyone's going to have a

943
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
phone and they're going, hey look at those fucking

944
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
naked people, let's get a video of them.

945
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Hey, let's throw it up on YouTube.

946
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Okay. At first I was

947
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
like, what's she tripping about? She wants to be

948
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
nude. But no,

949
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
she's right. People have cell phones.

950
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
They probably check people on the

951
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
beach. They don't have a cell phone with them

952
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
so they can come in. Now people on

953
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
that car,

954
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
on that tram, they can't check.

955
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Right.

956
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
And they all have phones and there'll be pictures

957
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
everywhere of these fucking old wrinkly bastards

958
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
with their tits down to their knees.

959
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
So.

960
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Oh well. Yeah.

961
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Okay. I guess I agree

962
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
with her. Yeah.

963
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
I do too. I do too. Yeah.

964
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
You're putting cameras on a nudist?

965
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
No.

966
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Only because

967
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
my adopted mom

968
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
is a nudist.

969
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
She's like a

970
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
no no.

971
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
No, I mean

972
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
she's, I call her my

973
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
adopted mom. She's a good friend

974
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
of mine. I call her my mom.

975
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Oh.

976
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Excuse me.

977
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
I've looked from her the nudist

978
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
side.

979
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
You know. So.

980
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Which I never was.

981
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Other than streaking.

982
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
You know. Okay.

983
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Which by the way, by the way

984
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
I got a story about

985
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
the streaking of you and

986
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
love.

987
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Okay. That's cool.

988
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Well I mean whatever you want to, do you want to go into?

989
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Do you want to go into that one now? Yeah. Go ahead.

990
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Okay.

991
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Well down here at the lake

992
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
a few years back there was a well known bar

993
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
called Millstone Lodge.

994
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Uh huh. Have you ever

995
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
heard of it? It sounds familiar

996
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
like. It's that black boy's

997
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
war area.

998
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
It sounds familiar.

999
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Something about Millstone

1000
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
sounds really familiar.

1001
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
But I'm not for sure. But anyhow, go ahead.

1002
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Yeah. It was a big place.

1003
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
They had a life

1004
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
stage. We've seen

1005
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
a lot of stage. Is that the place with all the steps?

1006
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
With all the steps?

1007
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Oh no.

1008
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I think that's how I'll talk.

1009
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Oh okay.

1010
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
This was a bar

1011
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
back in the 90's.

1012
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Okay. I probably don't know that.

1013
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
They've done away with it.

1014
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Okay.

1015
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Yeah. There were a lot of big

1016
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
new bands used to play there.

1017
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Well

1018
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
me and my friends were down there

1019
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
one fourth of July.

1020
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Okay.

1021
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
We came in by

1022
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
boat. We've been partying

1023
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
all weekend.

1024
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Like I said, it was fourth of July weekend.

1025
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Okay.

1026
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
This was in like

1027
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
92, no.

1028
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
94, 95.

1029
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Uh huh.

1030
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
94 I think.

1031
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Well

1032
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
I was living out there

1033
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
in the city in Belk.

1034
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
With my buddy.

1035
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
And we came

1036
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
down here for the weekend.

1037
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
And we

1038
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
were out like all day

1039
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
at a party cove and everything.

1040
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
And we brought some

1041
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
friends of ours down.

1042
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Well

1043
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
this one friend of ours was up

1044
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
at the bar at the time.

1045
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
And it

1046
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
kind of upset him because I

1047
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
come on Mark

1048
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
you know me.

1049
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
I took the spotlight

1050
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
that night.

1051
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Go ahead.

1052
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
He was just, no, no.

1053
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
He was at the bar

1054
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
partying with a bunch of the

1055
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
chiefs players.

1056
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Well known

1057
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
chiefs players at the time.

1058
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
I'm not going to bring up

1059
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
none of that.

1060
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
We were down at the dock.

1061
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
And if you

1062
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
if you knew there was docks

1063
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
where you park your boat, go up to the

1064
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
bar part, you know, and then

1065
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
get back on your boat, go home.

1066
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Kind of like a parking lot.

1067
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Well we were

1068
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
in a very insular.

1069
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Well

1070
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Mark, my friends

1071
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
at the time were

1072
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
like you and our old

1073
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
friends.

1074
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
And

1075
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
they loved to pick on

1076
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
me.

1077
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Yeah.

1078
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
What can I say?

1079
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Well by this time I had

1080
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
already been through your brother

1081
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Davey, everybody.

1082
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
I could not

1083
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
turn this day around.

1084
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
My

1085
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
buddy Derby, we had

1086
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
a bunch of other friends from the city show

1087
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
up. We didn't even know we were down there.

1088
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
We were all partying, you know,

1089
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
down on the dock.

1090
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Outside the gate.

1091
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
You know, listening.

1092
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
And

1093
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
my buddy Derby, he goes, I dare you

1094
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
to go up

1095
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
by the gate.

1096
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
To go up inside the bar.

1097
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
To score

1098
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
and streak

1099
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
down the dock.

1100
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Yeah.

1101
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Mark,

1102
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
what do you think I did?

1103
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
You went streaking is what you did down the dock.

1104
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Like they, like they

1105
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
dared you not to do.

1106
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
It ended up being

1107
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
three times.

1108
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Good man.

1109
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
At this bar, the well known bar,

1110
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
big band going, I forget

1111
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
who was playing, but it was

1112
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
some big band at the time.

1113
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Yeah, I streaked down the dock.

1114
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
And

1115
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
everybody was

1116
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
spying cool, everybody was laughing.

1117
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
We were all having a good time.

1118
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
And I just jumped into water

1119
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
down at the end of the dock.

1120
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Yeah.

1121
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
And

1122
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
so my buddy

1123
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
goes, I dare you to do it

1124
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
again.

1125
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
But yeah, I started

1126
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
noticing a few of our other friends

1127
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
were getting interested in it.

1128
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
So I

1129
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
grew up back up by the gate.

1130
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
And

1131
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
the guys at the gate

1132
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
looked at me and they said, you do that again.

1133
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
You're gonna be a hero.

1134
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Well, under my breath,

1135
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
I looked like them and said,

1136
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
bet.

1137
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
I turned around,

1138
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
started walking away.

1139
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Well, as I'm walking away,

1140
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
I start streaking floors.

1141
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:52,000
I remember, I had stopped in, like I said, we've been partying all day.

1142
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,000
I remember stopping at this one boat.

1143
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,000
They were sitting on the back of their boat.

1144
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
This couple,

1145
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
this guy and this gal, married couple,

1146
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,000
and I'm sitting there butt ass naked just talking to them.

1147
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Okay.

1148
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
As I ended up

1149
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
running down the dock, diving in.

1150
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Okay.

1151
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Well,

1152
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
by that time, the security

1153
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
started having problems

1154
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
with me.

1155
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Okay.

1156
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Well, I get down there,

1157
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
and our group of guys grew bigger.

1158
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
There was like

1159
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
20 guys down

1160
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
around our boat.

1161
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
They all looked at me and said,

1162
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
I dare you to do it again.

1163
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Well, that means you have to.

1164
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Dude, I

1165
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:50,000
I already knew I was in trouble.

1166
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
I went running.

1167
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Okay. I started to get

1168
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
them guards looked at me,

1169
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
said, you are not going to.

1170
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
I said, no, I'm not.

1171
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
I turned around,

1172
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
started running. My shorts come off.

1173
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
I threw them hands up in the lake.

1174
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Somebody grabbed them for me.

1175
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
I don't know.

1176
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
I learned,

1177
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
butt ass naked for the third time down this dock.

1178
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Did a foot flip

1179
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
off the end of the dock.

1180
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Swam around to the back of the boat

1181
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
where my buddy's wife

1182
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
and her sister were sitting on

1183
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
the swim back.

1184
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
And I'm sitting there

1185
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
hiding from everybody.

1186
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
And they're kind of covering me up.

1187
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
I'm sitting on the lower unit to keep me up

1188
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
in a

1189
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
butt ass naked.

1190
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
And

1191
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
these security guards come down

1192
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
and they tell my buddy,

1193
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
oh, the part I left out

1194
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
is if you were going to walk,

1195
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
you would have been right in on this.

1196
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
And I come right

1197
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
flying by my buddy's that last time

1198
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
before I did that last flip

1199
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
into the lake.

1200
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
I had all kinds of

1201
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
beer bottles being flung at me.

1202
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
All my buddies

1203
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
were full of beer bottles,

1204
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
beer cans, I think.

1205
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
In the

1206
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
thirties of years, I dodged

1207
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
every one of them.

1208
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
But I ended up doing it.

1209
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
But yeah, the security guards

1210
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
come up, I'm sitting on the lower unit.

1211
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
The two women are covering me up.

1212
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
They said, you've got five minutes

1213
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
to get him out of here. He's going to jail.

1214
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Dude,

1215
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
I almost went to jail.

1216
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
I almost went to jail.

1217
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
But the funniest

1218
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
part of it was

1219
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
a friend come down.

1220
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
He had heard about it up in the main

1221
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
they had two bars.

1222
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Lower bar and upper bar.

1223
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
And him and his two

1224
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
were up top.

1225
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
And they heard about this dude down

1226
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
on the dock streaking.

1227
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
He come down.

1228
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
I don't think that dude's talking to me

1229
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
this day. He was so

1230
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
pissed at me for

1231
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
taking the limelight.

1232
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
He was going to come down

1233
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
telling his story about telling me the cheats.

1234
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
That's what I did, buddy.

1235
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
You upstaged him.

1236
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Yeah,

1237
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
I streaked down

1238
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Millstone dock three times in one night.

1239
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Good for you.

1240
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
That sounds funny.

1241
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
That is between

1242
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
all of us over there.

1243
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
That is a legendary story.

1244
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Cool.

1245
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Man,

1246
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
that's quarter to hell.

1247
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Good for you.

1248
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
That was back in the wild days.

1249
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
We're not doing anything like that today.

1250
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Well, neither would I either.

1251
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
But I mean, I get it.

1252
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Switching gears

1253
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
completely.

1254
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
A crocodile

1255
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
in Costa Rica has made

1256
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
herself pregnant.

1257
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
The first recorded instant of a virgin

1258
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
birth in the reptile

1259
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
species.

1260
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
The crocodile was kept in captivity in

1261
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
a zoo and had no contact with males.

1262
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
But a fully formed fetus was

1263
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
discovered inside of her eggs.

1264
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
The fetus was 99.9

1265
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
percent genetically

1266
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
identical to the mother, confirming

1267
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
it had no father.

1268
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Virgin births or

1269
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
parthenogenesis

1270
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
have been documented in birds,

1271
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
lizards, snakes, and fish, but

1272
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
never before in crocodiles.

1273
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
The crocodile in question was 18

1274
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
when she laid a

1275
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
clutch of eggs in 2018.

1276
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Seven of the

1277
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
eggs appeared to be viable and were

1278
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
incubated, but

1279
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
when none hatched after the three

1280
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
months, they were opened. One contained

1281
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
a stillborn crocodile fetus.

1282
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Researchers from Virginia Tech

1283
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
who specialize

1284
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
in parthenogenesis

1285
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
analyzed the fetus and their findings

1286
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
were published in the Royal Society

1287
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Journal of Biology Letters.

1288
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
They said the discovery suggests

1289
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
virgin births could be happening in crocodiles

1290
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
without anyone realizing

1291
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
it ever before.

1292
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
And so that's

1293
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
pretty interesting. That's a pretty big

1294
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
animal to be doing that.

1295
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Yeah, yeah it is.

1296
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Yeah, yeah.

1297
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
So maybe it's been doing it all this

1298
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
time or perhaps maybe the species

1299
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
has morphed.

1300
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
That could be. That could be.

1301
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Yeah, I found that article interesting

1302
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
and I was like, wow, that's

1303
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
pretty

1304
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
exciting to think about. Well, there's a lot we don't know

1305
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
yet. Oh, I know.

1306
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Because we've not done the research yet, so.

1307
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Well, you know the

1308
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
last podcast was a bunch of food stuff.

1309
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Well, I have a bunch of animal stuff on this one.

1310
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Hey,

1311
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
that's alright. Hey, I've got 142.

1312
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Oh, okay, go ahead.

1313
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Okay, do you know that dolphins

1314
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
have bromances?

1315
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Actually, I did know that.

1316
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Yep, they have broken

1317
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
horns like humans. They get depressed.

1318
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
It's really interesting

1319
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
when you read up on them

1320
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
and find out how human-

1321
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
like these animals really are.

1322
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
No, I

1323
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
said bromances, like

1324
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
me and you. Oh, I thought you said romance.

1325
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Oh, bromance. No, I didn't know that.

1326
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
Oh, bromances. Yeah.

1327
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Well, that puts a whole other fucking

1328
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
slam on it there. They're cool animals.

1329
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Yeah, that's what I thought.

1330
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
I was going to take this deeper

1331
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
than what you thought.

1332
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
I think that's cool and shit. I think

1333
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
it shows you how intelligent they are.

1334
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
They're like, man, I like this dude a lot,

1335
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
so, man, he's going to be

1336
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
my- No, there's

1337
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
a reason, and you will understand

1338
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
this because we've done this in the past.

1339
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Yep. I have a lot of

1340
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
guys do. It's the bromance

1341
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
thing. Yeah, it's

1342
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
your non-sexual boyfriend.

1343
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Two males

1344
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
will pair up

1345
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
for like up to around

1346
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
fifteen years. Uh-huh.

1347
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
And travel together.

1348
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Oh, wow.

1349
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Okay. Uh-huh.

1350
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
So, it's to help each other hooked up

1351
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
with a female.

1352
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Wow.

1353
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
So, they're like literally wingmen

1354
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
for each other. Yeah, yeah.

1355
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
You see what I mean?

1356
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
It's like a guy.

1357
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
It's a bromance, yeah. It's kind of like

1358
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
if we're both single

1359
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
and we're in a bar, and

1360
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
I see a girl kind of liking you,

1361
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
and then I would find something to

1362
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
brag you up in front of her.

1363
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Right. Yeah.

1364
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Right. Yeah.

1365
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Look, I guess dolphins do

1366
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
the same thing, man. Oh, really?

1367
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Once they hook up,

1368
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
and the bromance is over.

1369
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
I knew I liked dolphins.

1370
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
I like them even better now.

1371
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
I got even

1372
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
other stories that I've heard

1373
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
that I don't know if I can

1374
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
say that on here about dolphins.

1375
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
You know what? We'll uh,

1376
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
oh, I know what you're talking about.

1377
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Some of it, yeah.

1378
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
I guess

1379
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
it can get pretty heady.

1380
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
Oh, wow.

1381
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
I had a

1382
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000
story about dolphins.

1383
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
We'll talk about that off here.

1384
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
Okay, that's cool.

1385
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Well, here's something I ran across

1386
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
the other day. Crazy looking fanged

1387
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
fish is found on Oregon beaches.

1388
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Several

1389
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
scaleless fish were found

1390
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
with fanged

1391
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
jaws and have huge eyes that can be

1392
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
found more than a mile deep in the ocean

1393
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
and washed up along roughly

1394
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
200 miles stretch of Oregon coastline.

1395
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
And it is

1396
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
unclear why. Scientists and experts

1397
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
say around 100 miles north

1398
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
of the California border is the main

1399
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
area. These freaky fanged

1400
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
fanged fishes washed

1401
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
ashore and they're continuing

1402
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
to investigate it, but these things are

1403
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
should be hundreds of feet

1404
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
underwater, but they're

1405
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
not. What are they doing up here? They can't

1406
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
live up on the surface. They have to live

1407
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
way in the depths of the ocean.

1408
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
So

1409
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
how did they come up and why did they

1410
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
come up?

1411
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
Yeah, I thought that

1412
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
was pretty interesting. A lot of shit like that

1413
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
has been happening lately.

1414
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
And then last but not least,

1415
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
one more.

1416
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
I've got a story to tell.

1417
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Second to last, Rob has a story.

1418
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
No, no, go ahead.

1419
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Okay.

1420
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Residents of the Chicago

1421
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
suburb were in for a surprise when

1422
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
a steer escaped during a high school

1423
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
prank. Gone wrong.

1424
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
And went running

1425
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
through the town. Niles

1426
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
police said several seniors from Northridge

1427
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Preparatory School

1428
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
were pulling senior

1429
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
pranks in the early hours

1430
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Thursday that involved

1431
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
live animals. Police said

1432
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
the steer escaped from the students

1433
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
and was seen running through the streets of

1434
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Niles. Witnesses captured

1435
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
video showing people chasing the steer

1436
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
through the neighborhood. Police were

1437
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
able to corner the animal and finally

1438
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
get it caged and taken

1439
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
to a hoved animal humane

1440
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
society of wood stock. No

1441
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
arrests were made, but they

1442
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
will probably figure it out before

1443
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
too much longer because

1444
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
you know

1445
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
something like that you're not going to keep

1446
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
secret about who grabbed a bunch of steer or

1447
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
whatever, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1448
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
So anyhow, that was

1449
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
the last of my animal. Well, no,

1450
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
I have one more.

1451
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Go ahead.

1452
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
Yeah, I got this. You were talking about fish

1453
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
and stuff. And this

1454
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
is actually a

1455
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
public service announcement

1456
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
for the state of Missouri. Okay.

1457
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
There is

1458
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Okay, I'm just

1459
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
going to read

1460
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
the article. Among nasty

1461
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
invasive fish,

1462
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
this one is the worst

1463
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
and it just captured

1464
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
in Missouri.

1465
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Okay. Okay.

1466
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
It, break

1467
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
it down. It's called the northern snakehead

1468
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
fish.

1469
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
Okay. Uh huh. This fish,

1470
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
this bit

1471
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
can come on land.

1472
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Yes.

1473
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
And it can, what it does

1474
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
is it eats

1475
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
everything up in a pond. It

1476
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
grows legs, jumps back

1477
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
in the next pond and then it

1478
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
loses its legs. It becomes

1479
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
strictly a fish. It eats everything up

1480
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
in that pond. Then it jumps up,

1481
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
grows legs, and it finds another

1482
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
pond. Okay, well

1483
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
on May 19th,

1484
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
an angler found one in

1485
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Duck Creek Conservation

1486
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Area.

1487
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Which, according to the map,

1488
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
is south of St.

1489
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
Louis right before the

1490
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Buddha. Okay.

1491
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Okay, I just look into

1492
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
the map real quick here.

1493
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
But, they go into

1494
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
describing this fish.

1495
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Not

1496
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
only is this fish

1497
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
invasive,

1498
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000
but it feeds on just about

1499
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
every good type of

1500
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
creature imaginable.

1501
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000
Yes.

1502
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Plus it's capable of

1503
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
something most fish

1504
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
can't accomplish.

1505
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
It can exist

1506
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
out of water for days

1507
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
and even maneuver itself

1508
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
on the lake. Yeah, it

1509
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
actually grows a small set of legs.

1510
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
Okay, well

1511
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
I

1512
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
came up with this story

1513
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
a few days

1514
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
ago.

1515
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
Well,

1516
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
I'm not going to be able to look at this moment,

1517
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
but I found

1518
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
a second sighting

1519
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
of this fish in this

1520
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
earth. Okay.

1521
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
And it was right down in there.

1522
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
And, like I said,

1523
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
I have to

1524
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000
come up.

1525
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
And that's a thing. But,

1526
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
yeah. Now, there has been a

1527
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
second sighting now

1528
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
of this fish. Oh, boy, that's not

1529
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
good. Since May.

1530
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
And it's

1531
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
and

1532
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
if you're remembering the article,

1533
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
the two

1534
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
little lakes were like

1535
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
40 miles apart.

1536
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Wow.

1537
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
So it sounds like

1538
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
they came up

1539
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
to Mississippi.

1540
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
And if you're in the Mississippi, then

1541
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
that would explain a lot of things going different

1542
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
there. One of the things

1543
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
you know something that's changed the whole

1544
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Mississippi, the whole

1545
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
what would you call it, the whole

1546
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000
chemical balance?

1547
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000
Last year,

1548
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
the water level at the base

1549
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000
of the Mississippi in Louisiana,

1550
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
where the base of the Mississippi goes into the

1551
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
ocean, became so low that

1552
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
ocean water was actually running back

1553
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
into the Mississippi.

1554
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
Wow.

1555
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Yeah, that's how low it's gotten.

1556
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
And

1557
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
and then

1558
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
to top that off, it wasn't that long

1559
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
ago, and they found another Mississippi

1560
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
River that had been dried up right

1561
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
next to the Mississippi River.

1562
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
So it used to be

1563
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
close, but not where it's at now.

1564
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Okay. You

1565
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
you're talking down around New Orleans

1566
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
area, right? Oh, no.

1567
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
Where they saw the second Mississippi, where they

1568
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
found that at, was

1569
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
near Illinois.

1570
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Oh, oh really?

1571
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Yeah, it was way upstream.

1572
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
But down near, down near New

1573
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Orleans, all the water from

1574
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
the Mississippi used to, it was

1575
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
the ocean there is murky, you didn't

1576
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
want to get into it because it looked like the Mississippi

1577
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
River around there, because all this

1578
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Mississippi, all this mud water

1579
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
would rush down there, and

1580
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
go into the ocean, and naturally

1581
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
drain there. Well, the water

1582
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
has become so low

1583
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
that the ocean water

1584
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
has been invading the Mississippi

1585
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
and altering its whole ecosystem.

1586
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Wow. Yeah, it's some scary shit, dude.

1587
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Well, that's why I say, you know,

1588
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
you were tough, we,

1589
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
I mentioned a while ago about

1590
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
my ex-brother-in-law

1591
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
that had the Schwinnert boat.

1592
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
He was like an hour

1593
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
south of New Orleans.

1594
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
And so,

1595
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
yeah, I made trips

1596
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
down there,

1597
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
seeing the Mississippi all the way

1598
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
up, you know.

1599
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000
So, yeah, I mean, I could see

1600
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000
a lot of things making their way out of there.

1601
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Him riding the Mississippi down there

1602
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
is very, very

1603
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
dangerous.

1604
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
Even the cruise ships,

1605
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
I went out on many cruises out

1606
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
of New Orleans, and

1607
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
it literally takes the cruise,

1608
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
the giant cruise boat, and almost

1609
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
sends us on its sides the undertow

1610
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
of the Mississippi.

1611
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
Oh, I believe it. I could

1612
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
not imagine what a shrimp boat would do on that thing.

1613
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
Oh, God. Well,

1614
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
I don't know. I never was out on it.

1615
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
No, okay.

1616
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Well, anyhow.

1617
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
But I did bring back 30 pounds of shrimp.

1618
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Good man.

1619
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Cool.

1620
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
All right. And with that

1621
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
being said, I think we're going to go ahead and end this

1622
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
podcast, Rob.

1623
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
Hang on here. I'm going to go ahead and click

1624
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
this off, and hang on. I'll talk to you

1625
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
later if I have breaks.

1626
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Okay.

1627
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Bye.

1628
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
What the hell is going on?

1629
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Okay.

1630
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
Good night, everybody.

1631
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
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1632
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:46,000
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01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
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01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000
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01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:58,000
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1641
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Hey, where'd everybody go? Where are the douchebags?

1642
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,000
Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner.

1643
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:37,000
Oh jeez. Ugh, I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back.

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Phew, man that smells.