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Hello, two douchebags and microphone. This is Mark.

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And I'm Robert.

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Alright.

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Well, anyhow, Topher is still kidnapped by the Kale people.

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And I don't know, man. I don't know if they shot him up with something and he can't speak or something.

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But I don't know. He's pretty much been flatlining, hasn't he?

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Yeah, my heel belly's turned into heel belly's.

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Oh man, did they go back to you?

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No, actually I think they may have spied some big buck and they went on some hunting trip.

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Okay. Well, Topher, if you're out there, we hope you hurry up and get back.

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But if not...

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We miss you, brother.

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Yeah, we miss you. But until then, the show goes on as of right now.

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So, anyhow, hey, did you hear about the giant trick that someone played on a lot of rural Missourians that own a lot of land?

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No!

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This is funny.

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This is a trick.

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This is a funny trick, dude. It was very well done. I tell you, it wasn't just like something that someone just...

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It wasn't very poorly thought out of, I can tell you that. It was thought out of very...

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It was very intricate. It was clever. The conservation department logo that they put on these letters was dead on.

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Because I've seen conservation letterheads, haven't you? You know, they have that little triangle...

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Yeah, my grandfather was a farmer, yes.

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Okay, yeah. They have that little triangle, I think like a raccoon, and then another animal, and under below is an insignia.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, this had that on there. And I was like, fuck, if I would have saw this, I would have been like, wow, I better get to calling.

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So, anyhow, Missouri is not sending bison to your home is what the conservation department wants you to know if you got one of these letters.

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Okay, so let me explain. Recently, many rural homes and landowners in Missouri got a notice in the mail. It says as follows.

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Greeting landowner. Your conservation commission wishes to announce that the land surrounding your home has been selected as a game preserve and that the first shipment of 550 buffaloes will arrive at your home Thursday at 3.45 a.m. on June 29, 2023.

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What? Buffaloes?

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Buffaloes. So, Joe, landowner, let's say, he lives in Versailles, right? Okay.

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Oh, Liza lives with me. That podcast we did at the swap booth.

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Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess that's probably where I remember the name from. I've been through Versailles plenty of times, and I've also camped in...

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Yeah, yeah. It's up at the north end of the lake. Yeah, it's that way.

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Yeah, yes it is. Yes. Yep. And a friend of mine used to own a lake house over close to there, and it was always fun to go there and go tooling around in his boat and get drunk and, you know, all that stupid shit that you do at the lake.

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Oh, that's where I started coming to the lake back in like 90, 91.

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Oh, okay.

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That's where I was up at like Gravillers Mills up to the north end.

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Wasn't that close to where Ozark was filmed over in that area?

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No, that was over closer to Bagnell Dam.

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Oh, was it closer to Bagnell?

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Yeah.

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Oh, I must have had it completely wrong.

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Yeah.

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Okay, because I thought it was...

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There was actually a bar down there. His name on the show was Marty Bird.

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, there is an already bar down there called Marty Bird. This lake has went nuts over that show.

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Yeah, I actually knew that bar was there because a friend of mine that used to barista up at the City Market Coffee, he moved there because of that show to barista there.

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And I guess because you had all these Hollywood types coming in there, that they were used to fine coffee and they needed baristas there pronto.

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So he went down there and lived for quite a while and did very well just serving that community down there for coffees.

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And I saw him a couple of times after that and he told me about that.

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And he said that all of a sudden the land started going really high and everything and you could never get out on the lake anymore because there's people down there trying to get a glimpse of the show even though they wasn't actually filming the show there anymore.

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Did you know that?

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No, to be honest, I would, you could, and like you said, we go off facts and our opinions. This is a fact. If you looked into the show, most of it is filmed in the state of Georgia.

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Yes. Yes. Yeah.

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But there are parts of this lake right here that I live on that is part of that show and it is based on this lake.

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Yes.

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But, but now let me tell you, there's a lot of speculation about if that stuff really happens down here, blah, blah, blah.

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Okay, yeah.

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We have a little bit of everything here.

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Okay. That stuff happens everywhere is the deal.

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And also another thing that I found out is you guys have a special thing down there that they call, now this may not be your area code because you're a little bit north of it, but they call it the 417.

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The 417 is its own brand of meth that people like try to get.

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And it's only made only around the Springfield and that whole area, and they call it the 417 because of the area code 417.

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Yeah, yeah, see that's more down around, we're 573.

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That's what I thought. Yeah.

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Yeah, we are closer to Jefferson City.

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Yes, you guys are almost south of Jefferson City.

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Yeah, we're about an hour and a half to an hour and 45 minutes from Springfield.

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That's what I thought, you know, because people.

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Yeah, that stuff stays down here.

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Yeah, well I used to go to Camping and quite a bit.

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What we get in here is what everybody else brings, it tours.

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That's a big thing and we will get on that sketch later about the tours.

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Do you guys still have the Four Seasons there?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, that's a pretty nice resort.

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I remember they brought in full-size palm trees one year and I guess that didn't last.

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I guess they forgot to bring them in and they all died or something.

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There's a lot of hands changing over in that side.

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That's what I heard.

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Well, all the elders just started.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what side you're on.

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I think it would be the southeastern side, right?

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Isn't it the southeastern side, the more industrial?

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I'm on the southwest side.

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Southwest, maybe it's the southwest side.

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Yeah, yeah, it's as you come down out of the South.

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You come across 54 through, you know, if you went down 54, about 71.

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Yeah, 54.

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51, yeah, you come straight across and the Bay that asks.

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Yeah, you go through El Dorado Springs and Collins and all that.

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Yeah, well, we're walking halfway through the state.

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Yeah, that's what I thought. You're more east than you are south.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And we're, everybody knows we're like those, we're just on your side on the south corner.

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Yeah, and like you said, that for a long time.

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On the southwest corner.

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I guess it still is, it's a very touristy area then.

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Oh, yeah, oh my God, yeah.

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Right now, a memorial day, the Labor Day.

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Is a busy time.

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Do we really want to get into this story right now?

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Probably not.

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Let's see, what was I on?

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Yeah, let's wait for another night.

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Yeah, we'll do that another night.

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So anyhow, okay.

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Where was I? I was on bison.

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Okay, let me see here.

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Yeah, yeah, bison.

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Okay, like I said, greetings landowner.

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Greetings landowner.

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Your Conservation Commission wishes to announce, I'm recapping this,

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wishes to announce that the land surrounding your home has been selected as a game preserve

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and that the first shipment of 550 buffalos will arrive at your home Thursday at 345 a.m. on June 29th, 2023.

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Note, we do not accept phone orders by phone, like you're going to order more.

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That's what it said on there in small writing up next to the big writing that informed them they're getting 550 buffalos to start off with.

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They said thank you for your time and interest in Missouri's game preservation.

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We look forward to serving you.

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The problem is, this is a fake letter.

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It's a prank that was sent to thousands of Missourians.

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The conservation seal looks real.

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I wouldn't believe this letter easily.

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And you can look this up online when you get a chance, Rob.

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I'll take it because it is spot on.

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If I would have saw it, I would have been like, oh shit, I'm going to have buffalos all over.

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To be honest with you, Mark, I was believing that story.

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I was actually thinking it wasn't a prank.

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I figured they actually sent that letter.

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No one in the state of Missouri.

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My evil conspiratist in me would tell me that it's a blue state playing a trick on a red state.

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Oh yeah, yeah.

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They're like, hee hee hee.

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I've got a story about that.

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Let's get those Republicans.

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Let's tell them we're going to have all these bison all around them.

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I don't think, I'm just joking around.

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I'm just trying to make fun of it.

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Who knows who did it?

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But whoever did it, that was a very elaborate prank.

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I commend them, so whoever you are out there that did that.

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Great job.

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Congratulations.

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Yay.

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So, anyhow, I thought that was a pretty cool story.

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That was definitely something that I wanted to talk about.

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You know, we talk about White Castles quite a bit, right?

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Oh yeah, yeah.

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Especially at 3 o'clock in the morning.

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Yes, well White Castles.

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Okay, the White Castle that used to be on the corner of Blue Ridge and Grandview.

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Yeah, the one where you used to run naked through the drive-through.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Until I had to hide in a doghouse for six hours.

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Then that stopped.

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I had a 78 Monza.

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Mm-hmm.

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That the driver's side window would not roll down.

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Uh-huh.

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I would actually go through the drive-through backwards.

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I remember that.

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Do you remember that?

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I remember that, yes.

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Yeah.

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The White Castle ladies in there go, oh my god, here comes those crazy white guys again.

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That's what they'd always say, huh?

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Here comes those crazy white guys again.

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Well, they said that about everybody.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably everybody, all the white guys to them were probably nuts.

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Especially at 2, 3 o'clock in the morning.

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Yeah.

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That was funny.

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Oh, god, between that and all the other shit.

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Oh my gosh, man.

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Oh, wow.

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What a life you would live.

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What changed me, guys, is I don't know, I think you were there or not,

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but the one night that everybody got busted at the hotel while me and some other people,

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I don't know if it was you, I don't know if it was Jimmy, I don't know if it was my brother,

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I can't remember who all, but a bunch of us...

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Hotel.

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At Blue Ridge Inn, you know, just across the 71 Highway there.

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Yeah, are you talking about the dog house?

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Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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I'm where I hid the dog house for six hours.

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You said you would bring it up.

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Yes.

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Anyhow, I had to hide in the dog house naked for six hours until somebody came back,

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spinning around looking for me, and anyhow, it was Ted.

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He came back looking for me, and I didn't know that his sister was with him,

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so I ran out naked, and I'm like, oh, shit.

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And so...

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And yeah, luckily I had a blanket.

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It was a little odd explaining when I got home how come I came home in a blanket

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and I had no recollection where my clothes were.

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My clothes were confiscated by the KCPD, I imagine, and they're probably,

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well, they've probably been thrown away a long time now,

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but I never did get them back because I never did fess up to be in there.

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But no, I had to hide.

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You didn't do anything to run the DNA.

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Did they even have DNA back then?

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I'm sure they did, but not for someone naked in a dog house.

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If they did, it was just going to be a plan.

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And also, if they did have anything at all, not for someone naked in a dog house,

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they wouldn't have paid for that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, they weren't looking for some serial killer or nothing.

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No, no, no, they were, yeah, they were just like, what's this, what this guy supposedly do?

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Oh, a dog house?

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We were far from that.

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Yeah, okay, whatever.

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Okay, well, anyhow, White Castle has been widely known as a stoner's food for years.

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I mean, you know, Harold and Kumar used to try to get the White Castle.

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Everybody used to have a, you know, it was known as stoner food, the belly bombers, the sliders.

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I love to call them grease pellets from heaven, you know?

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Yeah.

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So, anyhow, well, Jack in the Box is trying to upend them.

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Jack in the Box is making a serious run at the stoner food.

230
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They're trying to dethrone White Castle is what they're trying to do.

231
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And let me tell you, they're probably coming pretty fucking close with this, dude,

232
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because listen to this, can Snoop save Jack in the Box?

233
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White Castle has the stoner community wrapped up, right?

234
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Well, maybe.

235
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Yes, Snoop Dogg.

236
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Well, maybe, finally, someone has an answer.

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Introducing the brand new Snoop Munchie meal at Jack in the Box.

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Oh, my God.

239
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Yes.

240
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Now listen to this, Rob.

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This little piece of genius will contain spicy, sauced, and loaded chicken sandwich

242
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with crispy chicken strips, bacon crumbles, and french fries,

243
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topped with cheese sauce, good good sauce, whatever that is, and ranch.

244
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The specialty sandwich is served alongside the chain's classic taco, which is fantastic.

245
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I love their little tacos.

246
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

247
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I know people that have them delivered from St. Louis down here to the lake.

248
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Oh, wow.

249
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Just the tacos.

250
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Yeah, yeah.

251
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They're cold, man.

252
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They're hot.

253
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Yeah, they're no good cold.

254
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I mean, they're great straight out of the fryer.

255
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They're so good.

256
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They have some little piece of mystery meat in them.

257
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They're hillbillies.

258
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They don't.

259
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You know what?

260
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They don't give a shit.

261
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You're right.

262
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No.

263
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Well, so they'll actually order them and have them taken.

264
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That's awesome.

265
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I love that.

266
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No, no, no.

267
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They'll pick them up.

268
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They'll drive through.

269
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It's one of the ones at St. Louis.

270
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It's somebody personally I know.

271
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Oh, OK.

272
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They'll drive through.

273
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They'll be in St. Louis, but make their husband stop and jack in the box, pick up tacos in

274
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St. Louis, drive three and a half hours home, and then eat them.

275
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You know what?

276
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I understand it.

277
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I drive to get White Castle's.

278
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I drive a couple of hours.

279
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Yeah, I'll drive a couple of hours to get it.

280
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I'll drive a couple of hours to get them in Columbia because we no longer have them in

281
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Kansas City.

282
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We haven't in a long time.

283
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So, yeah, I'll drive to Columbia, pick up a couple of cases.

284
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As a matter of fact, when I bought my car from Joe Mockin's there in Columbia, I insisted

285
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a case of White Castle be in the floorboard.

286
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Yeah, I remember that in your story.

287
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I caught that in your story.

288
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Yeah, I see where you're going.

289
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And they were, like, confused.

290
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They're like, White Castle's?

291
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Yeah.

292
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Yeah, but knowing you, knowing you, I caught it.

293
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The guy said it wasn't a problem.

294
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He said, well, send someone to go get some.

295
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But he was highly confused to why I would be protesting the need to like a fucking case

296
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of Castle's before I could take my car.

297
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And I just told him that.

298
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Well, following your story, if you had to drive all the way to Columbia...

299
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Yes, I told him that.

300
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You should have gotten something out of it.

301
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I told him that.

302
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I said, you know...

303
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And the soda machine did not do it.

304
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:19,480
No, the soda machine, though, I mean, what sucked is I shouldn't have just...

305
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,480
It wouldn't have been cool if you were on your diet.

306
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,480
Yeah, and the White Castle's, I had to eat them in time.

307
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I could only have, like, one White Castle a day.

308
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And then by the time I got to, like, the 24th one, they weren't very good at all.

309
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But if you're going to drive all the way to Columbia, you better stock up.

310
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I just got like a...

311
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They were kissing my ass so bad, I was kind of just testing the ground

312
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to see how far they would go.

313
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I'm starving.

314
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I want a case of White Castle, too.

315
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And he's told me about his freestyle coke machine that they just got in

316
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one out of, like, 20 in America.

317
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I don't give a shit about that.

318
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I want White Castle's in the car.

319
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Keep your fucking Coca-Cola and the fucking cherry lemon lime fucking

320
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Barks root beer with a fucking slide of orange Fanta to yourself.

321
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I'll fucking take my White Castle's.

322
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So, and anyhow...

323
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Oh, back to the Snoop meal.

324
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,480
Yeah, yeah.

325
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,480
Okay, where the fuck was I?

326
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,480
Damn it, let's see.

327
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,480
The Specialty Sandwich is served alongside the Change Classic Taco,

328
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brownie batter, medium curly fries, and a drink.

329
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Brownie batter, dude, brownie batter.

330
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That's genius.

331
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Every stoner in America that listened to this was like,

332
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oh my God.

333
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,480
I mean, that's the holy grail of stoner food.

334
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,480
Yeah, yeah.

335
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Bam, fucking home run.

336
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Out of the park.

337
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Fucking Grand Slam, out of the park, over I-70,

338
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hit the fucking Denny's on the other side of the I-70,

339
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fucking ricocheted off the Denny's, went into the Addams Mark,

340
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rolled through the lobby, and hit someone in the nuts.

341
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That's how big a home run that is.

342
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That's bigger than a George Brett Jack job.

343
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Fuck.

344
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I grew up playing baseball, man.

345
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I was on summer leagues.

346
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You know, I just...

347
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They did so crappy in 86, you know?

348
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,480
Well, like I said, those three years I got back into it,

349
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but never like I did football.

350
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We started going camping, and life began.

351
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,480
Well, I kind of got out of baseball when I started partying,

352
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and I mean, all this stuff, the times we used to talk about,

353
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I still loved baseball, but not like I did before,

354
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because after that, my first love was hanging out

355
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and fucking just drinking and doing stupid shit.

356
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,480
That was my first love, and then BAMS, you know,

357
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rock bands, heavy metal bands,

358
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and it kind of replaced my love for baseball.

359
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,480
Okay, well, also, at the same time, Mark,

360
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do you remember what years I've been saying

361
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,480
we were hanging around?

362
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,480
Well, that's when the Royals were really good.

363
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,480
85, we won a series for the first time.

364
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,480
Yes.

365
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,480
Yeah, I met you in 85, and then 80.

366
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,480
Yeah, that's when I lost, yeah.

367
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,480
So we lost it about the same time.

368
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,480
Yeah, I remember I went down to Westport tonight,

369
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,480
the Royals won, and I got stuck in a traffic jam,

370
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,480
and I didn't go back to Westport for like three years after that.

371
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,480
I was like, fuck that.

372
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:38,480
But then I started going there regularly, and anyhow,

373
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:42,480
now you can't go there unless you have a fucking Uzi.

374
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,480
Really?

375
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,480
Oh, God, it's horrible now, dude.

376
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,480
There's shootings there every night.

377
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,480
It's stupid. You can't go in there anymore.

378
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,480
I'm going to have to ask Basie before I come back to town,

379
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,480
if I come back to town.

380
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,480
I don't know.

381
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,480
We may be onto something,

382
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,480
but won't we talk about what we're doing?

383
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,480
No, I know. I know.

384
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:05,480
I'll tell you what, I don't want to drive as far as I used to

385
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,480
to work when I lived in Cleveland, Missouri.

386
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:11,480
But then again, I don't really care for living in the city either

387
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,480
because there's just too much crime and too much stupidity.

388
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,480
I mean, just people walking around fucking staring it,

389
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:21,480
staring off into space, peeled out, or fucking schizophrenic,

390
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,480
miss golfing steam people, screaming at walls.

391
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,480
Yeah, yeah.

392
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:30,480
It's not a very good environment, to say the least, in a lot of places.

393
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:35,480
I understand. I've been up there recently.

394
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,480
I'll tell you what, though.

395
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:41,480
I miss down south, and I miss going to the lake as much as I used to.

396
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,480
I don't know.

397
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:46,480
One thing that I really miss is at night going outside

398
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,480
when I lived in Cleveland.

399
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,480
I could see the stars.

400
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,480
I could see them here, but not like I saw them there.

401
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,480
Nothing close to like I saw them.

402
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:58,480
Oh, no. Honestly, Mark, honestly, I can do that every night here.

403
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,480
Yeah, isn't that great? You don't have all the light pollution.

404
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:06,480
No, no, no. It's not great, to be honest.

405
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,480
It isn't?

406
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,480
No. You look up at the sky now,

407
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,480
and once you think you're looking at the stars, you look at them,

408
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,480
there are actually nothing but a bunch of satellites.

409
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,480
Really?

410
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:22,480
Yes. I mean, you can see different lights.

411
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:27,480
Yeah, I mean, I see them moving.

412
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,480
Wow. Okay.

413
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,480
I see more satellites more.

414
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,480
I've always been a star watcher, Mark, since I was a kid.

415
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,480
I love star watching.

416
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,480
I look up, and we all hit.

417
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:45,480
When we were kids, we'd sit outside at night, look up at the sky, look at the stars, you know?

418
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,480
Mm-hmm.

419
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,480
Now you see nothing but a bunch of them satellites.

420
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,480
Yeah.

421
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:57,480
If you look down there, yeah, you see more satellites than the stars these days.

422
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,480
That's very concerning.

423
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,480
At least you do here.

424
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,480
Wow. That's crazy.

425
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,480
No.

426
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,480
No, I believe it though.

427
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,480
That's true thought.

428
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,480
Check them out.

429
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,480
I will. I will.

430
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:17,480
Okay, well, anyhow, White Castle better be thinking of some shit up quickly,

431
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:21,480
because I'll tell you what, Jack in the Box just fucking swerved right around them

432
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,480
and put the metal, put the fucking pedal to the metal,

433
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:29,480
because man, that meal there, every stoner around cannot wait to get their fucking lips

434
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,480
around that son of a bitch.

435
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,480
I can tell you that right now.

436
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:39,480
It is being test marketed in certain cities with a rollout coming soon.

437
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,480
And they said there's definitely going to be a rollout.

438
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:47,480
I mean, I don't know why they're bothering to test it first if we're going to do a rollout anyhow,

439
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:52,480
but that's what they said in the official statement is a rollout's coming soon.

440
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:56,480
So they expect this thing to do well.

441
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,480
And I think it will.

442
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:07,480
Well, with marijuana being legal in the state of Missouri now, yeah, it's going to go over good.

443
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,480
I see it.

444
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,480
Yeah, I think so too.

445
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,480
Okay, I have a couple other.

446
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:20,480
Sorry, I keep having my program click off on me, and it happened to me on the last one too.

447
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,480
I don't know what's going on.

448
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,480
So I'm going to repeat what I said.

449
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:29,480
Well, I'm on the subject of food.

450
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,480
I think that like fast food wars are going on or something

451
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:39,480
because suddenly all these places are coming up with this new foods to sell.

452
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,480
So Pizza Hut has a new offering.

453
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:46,480
The company announced the launch of its Pickle Pizza on Wednesday.

454
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:52,480
Say it is the first national quick service pizza restaurant to offer the creation.

455
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,480
Yeah, it's just Pickle Pizza, I guess.

456
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,480
Well, there's some other ingredients.

457
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,480
They call it Pickle Pizza, but I don't know if I call it Pickle Pizza

458
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,480
because I'm going to wrap off the whole ingredient menu to you.

459
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:09,480
So anyhow, Pizza Hut is taking advantage of the new pickle craze going on.

460
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,480
And the pickle craze is going on because I've always loved pickles.

461
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,480
But now there's like fried pickles.

462
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,480
There's like people put pickles on everything now.

463
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,480
People love pickles.

464
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,480
Pickle juice is my best friend for cramps.

465
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,480
I get cramps.

466
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:27,480
If you drink a small glass of pickle juice, the cramps will go away immediately.

467
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,480
There's just something, some ingredient in there.

468
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,480
But pickle juice is hit big and people love pickles.

469
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:43,480
So anyhow, the pizza will include buttermilk ranch sauce, Nashville hot chicken, cheese,

470
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:50,480
white onions, a ranch drizzle, and of course the star of the show, spicy dill pickles.

471
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,480
Now they call that a pickle pizza, right?

472
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,480
Wouldn't you call that a Nashville hot chicken pizza?

473
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,480
With dill pickles?

474
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,480
Yeah.

475
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:06,480
Because Nashville hot chicken very famously has big dill pickles, big chips in the middle of it.

476
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,480
And that's part of the taste.

477
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,480
You get that tangy dill and then the hot.

478
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,480
Yeah. You're right. You're right.

479
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,480
Yeah. So now don't get me wrong.

480
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,480
This pizza, I'm going to try it.

481
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,480
It sounds fantastic.

482
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,480
It's right in my alley of what I would like.

483
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:31,480
But I don't get why they're calling it pickle pizza and not Nashville hot chicken pizza with pickles.

484
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:35,480
That could be a trademark thing.

485
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,480
I never thought of that.

486
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,480
Well, let's see.

487
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,480
There's several places in Nashville that offer hot chicken.

488
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:50,480
Daddy B's, I think, is the most famous and that's the one that they have there on lower Broadway and a couple other locations.

489
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,480
And then there's some other ones too.

490
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:57,480
I can't think of the name of them, but I don't know.

491
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,480
Very interesting.

492
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,480
I'm going to try to look it up.

493
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,480
Honestly, I couldn't tell you.

494
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,480
I don't make it out of the Ozarks.

495
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,480
I'm just guessing.

496
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,480
You love Nashville, dude.

497
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,480
Nashville is a fun, fun city.

498
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,480
It's one of my favorite cities to visit.

499
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,480
I love the place.

500
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,480
I've never spent time there.

501
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:17,480
That's where the Filthy Bean is at, which we're going to go to the Filthy Bean.

502
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,480
The Filthy Bean in Nashville.

503
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,480
Me and Topher used to broadcast from there.

504
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,480
Yeah, yeah.

505
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,480
I've heard.

506
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:40,480
But since Topher had his legs amputated, I certainly hope he gets better so we can go back there.

507
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,480
You see, now I'm starting rumors.

508
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:48,480
Since he had his legs amputated, we're hoping that...

509
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,480
Stop it.

510
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,480
Stop it.

511
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,480
Okay, okay.

512
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,480
We're always looking for innovative ways to explore new tastes and trends.

513
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,480
I will edit that.

514
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,480
I will.

515
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,480
I will.

516
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:03,480
He would hear it and laugh, I'm sure.

517
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:08,480
But anyhow, we think we hit big with this when it says a Pizza Hut spokesperson.

518
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,480
I would agree with that.

519
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,480
We like to hit new trends with culinary excellence.

520
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:27,480
The Pickle Pizza will be available at 932 Avenue location in New York City from June 9th through the 11th, exclusively through carryout at 1799 a Pizza.

521
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:34,480
The wider release hopefully is not far off, but that kind of put me off when I read that.

522
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:44,480
It's only going to be available at the 932 location of Pizza Hut in New York City at first.

523
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:54,480
And then later on they're going to roll out this whole pizza, even though they did this huge press release for one location for three days only.

524
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,480
And you can only get it carryout.

525
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,480
You can't call in and nothing.

526
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,480
So you got to go there and you got to wait in line for this pizza.

527
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:15,480
That kind of put me off a little bit because I don't understand why you would, you know, scream and wave your arms about this new thing and then have it only available out of one out of probably 50,000 locations in America.

528
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:23,480
One store is going to have it at first and that's it and only carryout.

529
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,480
You see what I'm saying?

530
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:30,480
Okay, well, honestly, I think I have an answer to that.

531
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,480
Okay.

532
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,480
What is it?

533
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,480
Believe it or not, I think I do.

534
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,480
All right.

535
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,480
I'm coming up out of my ass on this one.

536
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,480
Okay, go ahead.

537
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,480
Hear me out.

538
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,480
All right.

539
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,480
Okay.

540
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:49,480
The whole time you were talking about that, I was thinking about our Pizza Hut down here.

541
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,480
Okay.

542
00:31:50,480 --> 00:32:00,480
This Pizza Hut, we can get sandwiches, calzones, all we can get is like pizzas and they're basic pizzas.

543
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,480
You can't even get a taco pizza.

544
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,480
Really?

545
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,480
Yeah, it's they're all we've talked about.

546
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,480
They're franchise owned.

547
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:16,480
Oh, we've had a discussion about this.

548
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,480
Okay.

549
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,480
You see what I mean?

550
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,480
You see what I'm going here?

551
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,480
Got it.

552
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:31,480
Yeah, down here is a different world than the city, man.

553
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,480
Okay.

554
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,480
We could keep this going if you want to.

555
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,480
Okay.

556
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,480
Well.

557
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,480
Over different segments.

558
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,480
That's what I'm saying.

559
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,480
Okay, we'll do a different segment.

560
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,480
That's fine on that.

561
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:53,480
Okay, so they're probably, I'll bet you not all locations will have this pizza then.

562
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:59,480
Probably the corporate owned ones and then anyone else who chooses to be in it or whatever.

563
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,480
So.

564
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,480
Yeah.

565
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:16,480
Those who have the money to buy into it, the franchises, they have the money to buy into that, can order it in.

566
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:20,480
So, if you have little joints like down here, you're never going to see it.

567
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,480
Yeah.

568
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,480
Okay, that makes sense.

569
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,480
Okay.

570
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,480
Well, all right.

571
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:37,480
Well, then you know Popeye's kind of through their, what would you call it?

572
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:44,480
They're coming up with their own ideas again because they were the first ones that started the chicken sandwich war.

573
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,480
Remember?

574
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,480
They were trying to get it.

575
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:52,480
They'd run into Popeye's and they'd be out and people are flipping out and bitching and screaming and cussing.

576
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,480
I'll come back and get my chicken sandwich.

577
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,480
Well, I don't know you piece of shit.

578
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,480
Who gives a shit?

579
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,480
Get out of here.

580
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:05,480
So anyhow, Popeye's has added a blackened chicken sandwich as a permanent menu item in the US and Canada.

581
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:15,480
Mark, and the first permanent alteration to its chicken sandwich slate since 2019.

582
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,480
2019 is when the big chicken sandwich craze went on.

583
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:23,480
Then KFC came up with their own and then I mean Chick-fil-A came up with theirs.

584
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,480
Everybody came up with their own type of chicken sandwich.

585
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:30,480
Even McDonald's like rebranded their chicken sandwiches to fight.

586
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,480
Yeah, yeah, that's a good.

587
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:37,480
Anyhow, the sandwich was introduced last year as a limited time offer.

588
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,480
It includes a chicken breast that has been marinated for 12 hours.

589
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:47,480
This actually sounds good because I enjoy blackened food, Cajun food and Creole food.

590
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,480
I love all of it and I think that would really love this.

591
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,480
Popeye's has always done Creole very well.

592
00:34:53,480 --> 00:35:02,480
Except for the original Popeye's on Canal Street in New Orleans has different recipes.

593
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,480
And you go in there and everything's a little bit different.

594
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,480
It's great, but it's a little bit different.

595
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:18,480
And believe it or not Popeye's, the original Popeye's in New Orleans on Canal Street is my second favorite chicken joint.

596
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:22,480
Next to Willie May's Scotch House, which is my first favorite chicken joint.

597
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,480
In New Orleans.

598
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,480
And Willie May's Scotch House is in the Ninth Ward.

599
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,480
And quite simply, I think it's an old church.

600
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,480
I've got a cousin of Willie's down there.

601
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,480
Okay, it's just a little bitty place.

602
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:41,480
And I'll tell you what, some of the best pork chops and chicken you've ever had ran out of that place.

603
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:47,480
But anyhow, the sandwich was introduced last year as a limited time offer.

604
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,480
It includes a chicken breast that's been marinated for 12 hours.

605
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:57,480
Popeye's had struggled to grow sales beyond heights it recorded during the so-called chicken sandwich wars.

606
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:08,480
That I said a little bit ago talking about Popeye said that all the claim, all the chains involved in the great chicken sandwich wars of a couple of years ago benefited from it.

607
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:14,480
And they look for other chains to follow suit with this black and chicken sandwich, and they're not afraid of it.

608
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,480
They welcome it.

609
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:22,480
It's going to be like last time where everybody's running out to get these chicken sandwiches for no apparent reason.

610
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,480
So, yeah.

611
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,480
So I like it.

612
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,480
Popeye's has a very good business model.

613
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,480
They're not afraid of competition.

614
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:35,480
They'll come up with great ideas knowing people will mimic them and they know that people will get their share of business.

615
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:50,480
And they, you know, it isn't like Taco Bell suing over the name Taco Tuesday because Taco John's actually copyrighted it years ago in 98.

616
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,480
They're not afraid of it, you know.

617
00:36:52,480 --> 00:37:00,480
So there's many a place they call it Taco Tuesday.

618
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:12,480
So all the little places in Kansas City, all these little independent-owned, family-owned restaurants, Mexican places in Kansas City all have Taco Tuesday and nobody's stopping them.

619
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:18,480
Nobody's stopping them and nobody gives a shit, you know.

620
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:24,480
And if anyone came up to their door and said you need to take that down, they wouldn't.

621
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,480
They'd be like, no, I'm not going to.

622
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,480
I can put that on my sign if I want.

623
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:37,480
And it's just Taco John's probably did that to spite Taco Bell.

624
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:42,480
To be honest, I did not know that thing was even trademarked.

625
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,480
Neither did I until Taco Bell tried to have it cleared and it's still in court.

626
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:54,480
They may actually have it, what would you call it, decopyrighted or whatever or put back to normalcy where anyone can use it.

627
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,480
It's still in litigation, so it could happen.

628
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,480
Wow.

629
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:07,480
So anyhow, speaking of Taco Bell, I've got some more food news here.

630
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:11,480
Taco Bell now has a vegan crunch wrap.

631
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:19,480
The new vegan crunch wrap is officially going on the menu in three cities, New York, Los Angeles, and Orlando.

632
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:27,480
Such a large part of our fandom is vegan or vegetarian that we feel the need to cater more to these fans.

633
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:36,480
It is being test marketed, but the spokesperson said they expect it to do well and to be nationwide within a year.

634
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:44,480
All the ingredients have been certified vegan by the American Vegan and Vegetarian Association.

635
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:55,480
Taco Bell has other menu vegan items still being tested as well, most notably meatless naked chicken chalupa and plant-based meatless substitutes.

636
00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:04,480
So it has a type of meat that you could probably put into a burrito, a burrito supreme, to anything, a taco.

637
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:12,480
So it sounds to me like soon they're going to have like their meatless meat, I think is what most places call it.

638
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,480
Would you like that with regular beef or you like it with a meatless meat?

639
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,480
And then the person's like, I'll take it with the meatless meat, you know.

640
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:27,480
So anyhow, I thought that was interesting that Taco Bell is throwing their self into the vegan ring.

641
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:36,480
And I, you know, it just shows you how popular that it's getting because Taco Bell is doing something about it because they see a market in it now.

642
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:42,480
So, no, I'm not a...

643
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:52,480
You go to Taco Bell, even down here in the Ozarks, way to the Ozarks, you go into Taco Bell, you go up and make your order.

644
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:57,480
You don't even talk to a human. You've got to type it in yourself.

645
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,480
Oh, that's like the McDonald's up here.

646
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:09,480
Most of McDonald's have these big screens that you just go tap and it started with COVID where they didn't really want you to have contact.

647
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,480
What do they call it? A kiosk or whatever?

648
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,480
A kiosk. Yeah, it's a kiosk.

649
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:20,480
Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. I don't know. I don't go...

650
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,480
Wow.

651
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,480
If I got to do that, I'll cook my own.

652
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,480
That's cool.

653
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,480
You know what I mean?

654
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:34,480
I definitely respect that. I get what you're saying.

655
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:43,480
I think that they do that because I think what the whole model is going to is they want people to order online and have someone bring it to them.

656
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:52,480
They don't want anyone in their stores, really, except the people going there to grab the food off the counter and take it wherever.

657
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:58,480
Yeah, it's like Walmart, right? Everywhere. Self-checkout.

658
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:05,480
Yes. Self-checkout blows. I hate it.

659
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:17,480
Oh, yeah. Was it you that was telling me that they're having record numbers of sets?

660
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,480
Yes.

661
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:26,480
I don't know if that was me that said it, but I did know that they have it. I don't remember talking to you about it, but yeah.

662
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:40,480
I was talking to somebody and this is a story I want to look into because I hate self-checkout.

663
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:54,480
It does away with people's livelihoods. That's a story I'm going to be on. Self-checkout.

664
00:41:54,480 --> 00:42:10,480
Okay. All right. We will be right back here really quick with some invisible ass paddling.

665
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:18,480
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

666
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:30,480
May your spoon always slip and sink into your hot soup.

667
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:52,480
Oh, Lord. That man just saw a puppy in half. Hey there. Don't worry. I have a clown nose.

668
00:42:52,480 --> 00:43:07,480
Oh, no. That drunk guy just hit my child. It's okay. I have a clown nose.

669
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:22,480
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and make magic happen.

670
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:37,480
Hi, Mark. And I'm Robert. All right. So as promised a little bit ago, we have some invisible ass paddling.

671
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,480
So I think anyone familiar with the program knows what they are. We're invisible for a day.

672
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:46,480
We have this genie in a bottle and says, all right, I'm going to give you one wish and it's going to be invisible for a day.

673
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:54,480
So instead of saving the world, we choose to peddle people's asses that need it. And you know, that's just what kind of assholes we are.

674
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:59,480
You know, we're like, hey, we don't like this guy. We're going to paddle him to ask because we're invisible and they can't stop us.

675
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:05,480
So have a brand new list of invisible ass paddling and even a couple of them that are in Hall of Fame.

676
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:09,480
We're going to paddle their ass again just because we can.

677
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:21,480
Well, why not? Yep. So first ass paddling is a split. Both of them bare ass right in front of us. Ron DeSantis and Gavin Newsom.

678
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:39,480
Both of them getting ass paddling because of the fucking games they're playing on the American public.

679
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:53,480
Yes. I had a story on the latest. You can still tell the story because all I'm doing is ass paddling them.

680
00:44:53,480 --> 00:45:01,480
OK, the next one is Big Pharmacy just because. And they should be in the Hall of Fame because they get everybody on pills and that's what they're there to do.

681
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,480
They're not there to really help anybody. They're there to get you get you on pills every week.

682
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:11,480
So you keep buying them and they keep making excessive profits and they keep keep doing what they do.

683
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:22,480
So then after the big pharmacy, the entire political system for help raising the debt ceiling again.

684
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:32,480
I mean, we can't afford our assholes here in America. And every time around, they do the big shake each other's shake their fist.

685
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:39,480
We're not giving in. Hell no. Fuck these guys. They're not going to screw us over. No, no, we're not budging.

686
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:44,480
We're not doing anything. And then at the end of the day, they're all hugging and going, OK, we figured it out.

687
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:52,480
Fuck you guys. I know a dog and pony show when I see one. So the whole political system gets an ass paddling.

688
00:45:52,480 --> 00:46:03,480
Yes, I agree. Skip Bayless just because he skipped Bayless and he's a mouthy little fuck. He's number one on your list.

689
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:09,480
Oh, yeah, he still is. Another one that's in the Hall of Fame that gets another ass paddling is Elon Musk.

690
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:20,480
Just because. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. President Biden gets it again for running again when he knows damn well he's fucking drooling

691
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:26,480
and looking off into space and telling people to get off his lawn in his fucking living room.

692
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:38,480
You have never asked my opinion on that one. No, go ahead. I would have gave my hands up on the first time.

693
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:44,480
First time he got a wife that he should have had an ass paddling. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. He should have.

694
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:53,480
He should have. He should have never. Yeah, he should have never done it. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, I agree.

695
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:58,480
Look, the guy's a known idiot. And I mean, I don't know what else you can say.

696
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:07,480
I mean, look, you can be liberal all you want, but at least be honest. The guy isn't all there. You know, he's a puppy.

697
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:16,480
He's a puppy. Yep. So anyhow, Biden gets it. Everybody knew it was going in. Everybody knew it was going in. Yeah. And he's still the same.

698
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:23,480
China for constantly screwing with us, putting toxic chemicals in products sent over and being communists.

699
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:28,480
Yeah. But look, here's the reason I end it. I'll let you in on something here.

700
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:33,480
The reason I added the Biden thing is because I do not wish to get too political on this program.

701
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:38,480
And the reason is if you want political radio, you can go anywhere. I don't choose to do that.

702
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:46,480
I have my opinions. I know how I feel. And I probably will never sway from them because this has been a lifetime to get me where I'm at right now.

703
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,480
You have your opinions. You're never going to sway from them.

704
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:55,480
So the whole thing is, is whenever you like go around and say that you're going to say this, you're not changing anybody.

705
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,480
You're not going to change their mind. They haven't changed right now. They're not going to.

706
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:08,480
So I see no reason to even talk about it because nobody's changing their mind just because all of a sudden you walk up there and go,

707
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:15,480
Well, well, what about what about Biden doing this or what about Trump doing this?

708
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:19,480
They've already heard it. They don't care. They're not changing.

709
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:27,480
Well, when I give my opinion, I'm telling you about how I feel about that person.

710
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:34,480
Okay, that's cool. Yeah, that's cool. I'm not giving you my opinion about the political party. I got you.

711
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:41,480
I tell you how I feel about Biden. I tell you how I feel about Trump.

712
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:48,480
You know, when we talk about the Santos and Newsom, I'll tell you how I feel about them.

713
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:53,480
And that's perfectly fine. It don't matter what political party you are.

714
00:48:53,480 --> 00:49:02,480
If you're an asshole, you're an asshole. And that's just where the assholes come in. Exactly.

715
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:10,480
So, okay, the next one is Motley Crue for trying to screw the bars and making new music without him.

716
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:19,480
What a bunch of shit. I mean, not only do they kick him out of the band and then try not to pay him for what he's done when he was the biggest part of Motley Crue,

717
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:28,480
his sound, you know. And then the next thing you know, after that, you know, they start writing new music with a new guy.

718
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:32,480
Fuck them. They all need an ass paddling.

719
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:47,480
And just a second ago, we were laughing about me telling a story about us at Bans for Mall, telling Bon Jovi, John Bon Jovi, that we gave up his tickets for Motley Crue.

720
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:51,480
Now I'd be taking the Bon Jovi tickets over the Crue tickets.

721
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,480
Yeah, you know, I'm sorry. We mean you and you probably would have.

722
00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:04,480
Yeah, now we would. Let's see. So the next one, Taco Bell for suing for Taco Tuesday and Taco John's for trademarking it.

723
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:11,480
Both get a bare ass paddling right in front of us. Taco Bell and Taco John's both have to drop their doors.

724
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:18,480
And then I mean, we can flip it going on who gets to paddle them and who gets to hold them down.

725
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:22,480
No, actually, I say we let every other restaurant beside that.

726
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:28,480
We'll just hold them down. We'll hand the paddle over. Mickey D's, Burger Bich, all that.

727
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:35,480
Oh, no, they're down here. Camden has pretty much all the Mexican restaurants with fast food.

728
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:40,480
I went to a very good Mexican restaurant there in Camden, and I can't remember the name of it.

729
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,480
It has a big outdoor patio on a hill. That's all I remember.

730
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:55,480
Yeah, I know. OK. It changes hands a lot. But I know the building. Yeah, that's why I have the rope from where I live.

731
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:59,480
OK. Well, that was really good. It was really good.

732
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,480
Yeah, it's just off the square.

733
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:07,480
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, the patio is kind of on a hill.

734
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:15,480
Actually, I'm almost I live three quarters of a mile from the Ozarks, San Bernardino.

735
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:22,480
Oh, OK. OK. Yeah, we got a lot of big names coming right up the road to me.

736
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:31,480
Oh, that's cool. Yeah. OK. I keep the update on the concerts coming in. People want to buy tickets.

737
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:35,480
You know what? That's another. We'll talk about that a little bit later. I'd love that.

738
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:43,480
All right. All right. OK. The entire metaverse metaverse, the entire metaverse.

739
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:51,480
And you might as well get fucking what's his name? Old, old, fucking old shit.

740
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:58,480
What the fuck is his name? Zucker, Zucker, bitch. Yeah. Get him to whatever. Yeah.

741
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:05,480
All title loan companies, they all get NASP, Adlin. Yeah, because they're only there for one thing.

742
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:09,480
Screw people over, take their shit for nothing. Yep. Yeah.

743
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:18,480
Jimmy Garoppolo for failing his fitness test and having to give all his money back.

744
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:22,480
I guess his foot's fucked up, but he thought he's going to go in there and fake his way through.

745
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:30,480
And it didn't happen the way it sounds. I thought that should happen years ago. That was funny.

746
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:38,480
Yeah. I thought he's been a freak all these years. The way the way Mahomes pants him in the Super Bowl told me everything I need to know.

747
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:49,480
Oh, my God. Yeah. Next one. Aaron Rodgers, the Green Bay Packers organization and the New York Jets all get NASP,

748
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:59,480
Adlin's at the same time, bare bottom right in front of us. And all that self-explanatory.

749
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:11,480
I was just waiting for that shit. Oh, wow. All the fucking, all the diatribe and all the shit going back and forth.

750
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:23,480
It took for fucking ever for him to get that deal done. And every time all the dry jacking. It's nothing but media. It's nothing but space in media.

751
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:36,480
Yep. And then my very last one, Adidas shoes for constantly being out of double E shoes. So I can't fucking wear them. Sick of it.

752
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:44,480
Okay. Okay. That's something I do not know about. I cannot help you on that one, brother.

753
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:53,480
Well, I love Adidas the way they fit, the way they look, but they're always, always, always out of double E shoes. Pisses me off.

754
00:53:53,480 --> 00:54:04,480
So they get NASP, Adlin, just because of that, fuckers. I'll give you that one. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, oh, oh. I forgot. I put one last one in on the other side.

755
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:15,480
I got it. Disney World gets an ass paddling. Okay. Yep. And that's just because them and DeSantis have been fighting.

756
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:28,480
So, so anyhow, yep. So. So, yes, Disney World was my last one.

757
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:43,480
And now I have something to switch things up a little bit. New douche flavors. Oh, right on. Yeah. Well, you see, we have a. Well, some of them.

758
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:54,480
Yeah. Yeah. It depends on what you call love and why. Okay. You know, we have our Snoop down there in Massingale, right?

759
00:54:54,480 --> 00:55:04,480
And he reports to us. Yeah. He reports to us. He sneaks over and he's like, hey, I haven't met him personally, but I've heard of him. Yeah.

760
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:13,480
He's kind of like Deep Sky only he's not. He sneaks in there. He grabs these pieces of paper and he brings them to us like a like a happy lap dog.

761
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:19,480
And we give him like a couple of real sugar Pepsi's and he runs out. It's great. Yeah.

762
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:30,480
So anyhow, the new douche flavors, the first one or a guy uncovered was carrot and peas flavored.

763
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:39,480
Yeah. Needless to say, it didn't go that well. Yeah. I guess they blend them together. What do they do? Do they puree them?

764
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:49,480
I feel like I need a chicken leg to go with it. Now you're on to something. Now you're on to something, Rob.

765
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:56,480
I can go for that one. Chicken leg too. Hell yeah. I'm in.

766
00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:05,480
Next one. Liver and onions. Oh, hell no. No. No. No. There's no way you can dress that up and make that nice.

767
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:12,480
Yeah. Done. Nope. Out. No. Ain't no way. No. Can't get in there. Whoever.

768
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:23,480
Next one. Cheesy bratwurst. I can go for that. I can go for that one. I can go for that one. That'd be alright.

769
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:30,480
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you got in there? Cheesy bratwurst. Oh hell yeah. I'm in.

770
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:38,480
Only on the grill. Only grilled. Yes, I agree. Yeah, grilled. Grilled. The next one is no fucking way, no way, no how.

771
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:52,480
Clam chowder. Ooh. That kind of turns the stick. That right there. If I think about it too much, I could get the dry heave, so I won't.

772
00:56:52,480 --> 00:57:07,480
Yeah. Yeah. Let's forget about that one. Next one. Kelp and seaweed salad. No. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

773
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:14,480
Kelp is almost the same thing as kale. It's just kind of like the ocean's kale. Yeah. Yeah. That's what had me right there.

774
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:26,480
Even sounds like it too. Kale, kelp. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Next one. This next one I can go for. Sausage pizza rolls. Oh hell yeah.

775
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:36,480
I'm in. I'm in. Just point me wherever. I think every man would be. I think so too. That sounds pretty scrumptious actually.

776
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:50,480
Like what is that honey? Sausage pizza roll. Oh you do love me. Okay. Now you do have to think about her spiciness might irritate a little bit.

777
00:57:50,480 --> 00:58:01,480
Maybe that's why they nixed it before it even got off the ground then. Well. But if you hurry up. Yeah, that's true. Nevermind.

778
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:11,480
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Next one. Bacon legs. I could go for that. Oh hell yeah.

779
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:22,480
Who doesn't love bacon legs? Oh yeah. Sounds fucking delicious to me. Next one. You have to put milk in it and that's where I draw the line.

780
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:34,480
Look I like milk with my cereal and stuff is still maple check cereal. Nah. Nah. You have to add milk to it. I'm out.

781
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:46,480
Next one. This next one could be good. Just depends on what kind of meat you're doing. Cheese whiz.

782
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:58,480
I'm sorry. Don't worry. We'll talk about that off air. Yeah we will. That is a true story. We will talk about that one.

783
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:08,480
Okay. Okay. Well there you have it. Rob Radd has already tried cheese whiz. Not a good option.

784
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:18,480
Years ago. Years ago. I understand. This next one not an option at all. Seafood gumbo. No. No. No.

785
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:24,480
Imagine those little pieces of like seafood, shrimp and whatever. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

786
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:37,480
This next one is a definite hell no. Cream peas. No. Cream of nothing. No. No. No. No. No. No cream of anything in there.

787
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:51,480
Yeah. No. And then the last but not least. Fig Newton. Oh hell no. No. No. That's about as bad as liver raisins.

788
00:59:51,480 --> 01:00:06,480
I would agree. That's the three on my list. Liver raisins, figs. No. We are on 100% the same. The same. Yep.

789
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:16,480
Oh and Rob Persimmons. Oh Rob Persimmons. Oh my god. That trick was played on me one time. Rob Persimmons.

790
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:28,480
We will have to talk about that off there too I guess. No that is still off the line there. Oh go ahead. Later. Later. Okay.

791
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:38,480
Alright. Well. Let's get on with the night. Okay. Yep. Just let me know when. Alrighty.

792
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:46,480
Alright Rob. You had a story you wanted to get to or a fact or a statement or something I believe.

793
01:00:46,480 --> 01:01:12,480
Oh yeah. Well actually I'm kind of having a hard time to believe in this one. Okay. Back in 2017 70 students drank so much alcohol at a house party in Maryland that the air inside the house registered positive on a breathalyzer.

794
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:29,480
Is that true? I don't know. It's just something I read. I'll have to look at it. Well see I really haven't had time to look into this one because I've been busy looking at other stories.

795
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:47,480
Okay. No that's cool. Here's my problem with it. Okay. How did they get that air into that breathalyzer? You have to blow it. You have to blow that's right. Hard. I know.

796
01:01:47,480 --> 01:02:04,480
It makes you wonder if maybe like a cop came out. That right there is starting to make me want to debunk this story. Okay here's what I think might have happened and you can agree or don't think or whatever or come up with your own conclusion.

797
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:18,480
I'll bet you a cop came out of there and he said man they had so much alcohol in there that the whole room filled the breathalyzer and someone believed it.

798
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:29,480
Okay. You think maybe that could have been it? You know what? Here before we do anything else I'll look at the very next podcast.

799
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:47,480
I'll go to Snopes and a couple other sources. The very next podcast I will have us an answer on that or not and then you look it up too and we'll both read our finds on air and see if they're both the same or if we actually believe one over the other or whatever.

800
01:02:47,480 --> 01:03:02,480
Well the reason that this caught my eye is because you and me have been at many parties with over 70 people. Yes.

801
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:17,480
And I do not remember the air breathing of alcohol back then. No I remember people coming up and talking in my face and I could smell like 10 gallons of whiskey on it. But I don't remember just walking in.

802
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:34,480
You see that would lead me to believe like maybe someone was like overdoing it and acting like that was or just having fun tongue in cheek. Someone took him serious or someone was making a joke and they didn't get it.

803
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:51,480
So anyhow. That's why I brought this story up because I knew you and I had our... We will slip this out and we will figure it out and we will come up with an answer. But in a breathalyzer that's the part that got me.

804
01:03:51,480 --> 01:04:06,480
Yeah. You gotta blow that air hard into a breathalyzer. Well you know what who knows. But anyhow I've got a story that I want to end this podcast on really quick if you don't mind.

805
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:17,480
Okay. Did you see where the Chiefs went to the White House because they won the Super Bowl right? Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. In case anyone's wondering. Sorry about that.

806
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:23,480
Oh no no. This last time. Last year. They went to the White House two days ago.

807
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:39,480
Alright. Okay. The Chiefs of White House visited. In case anyone was wondering what Travis Kelsey was doing growing up to the pulpit at the White House. Kelsey had planned on saying, my fellow Americans as a joke.

808
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:47,480
That's all he was doing. He went up to the podium and Mahomes quickly caught on and most likely probably saved Kelsey some issues.

809
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:53,480
Travis admitted this on his New Heights podcast. Him and his brother Jason host every week.

810
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:59,480
Travis admitted that he probably was going to... He was probably saved by Mahomes quick thinking.

811
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:06,480
But he was going to walk up to the podium and he was going to say, my fellow Americans as a joke.

812
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:13,480
And that's what the big hubbub was about. About why Kelsey ran over to the podium.

813
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:20,480
They said what happened is they were trying to... Another player was trying to distract Biden which was easy.

814
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:24,480
Probably hand puppets or something or jello. Yeah. Yeah.

815
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:31,480
And when he was distracted Kelsey went over to the podium and then Mahomes quickly moved him out of the way.

816
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:39,480
Look it up on YouTube since you didn't see it. No. No. No. I read this. Yeah. I had this story.

817
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:44,480
Oh damn it. Okay. Well. No. No. You got it. It's yours.

818
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:51,480
Okay. Well anyhow I just wanted to end the podcast with that because I thought it was funny. I loved it. Yeah. I did too.

819
01:05:51,480 --> 01:06:01,480
Alright Robbie. Let's wish each other a good night and we're going to be doing a podcast tomorrow and possibly the next night too.

820
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:06,480
So this is podcast one out of three in a row you lucky fuckers get.

821
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:16,480
So anyhow you guys can open up your greedy ear holes and they can absorb all of our banter.

822
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:26,480
Okay. And remember whenever you're feeling down remember you're number one. You're the sperm of one.

823
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:33,480
There's Robbie Stott for the podcast. Anyway bye fuckers.

824
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:39,480
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825
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:46,480
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826
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:50,480
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827
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828
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829
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:06,480
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830
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:10,480
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831
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:15,480
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832
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:31,480
Hey where do they go? Where are the douchebags?

833
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:34,480
Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner.

834
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:36,480
Oh jeez.

835
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:39,480
Ugh I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back.

836
01:07:39,480 --> 01:08:05,480
Phew man that smells.