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I found this story that I found the other day pretty intriguing

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because people are personally getting sued that's striked.

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Did you know that, Robin?

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Yes.

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Well, when I got to reading about it,

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maybe I don't have such a problem with it like I thought I did.

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Because there's such thing as human decency,

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no matter how mad you are at your counterpart

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or thinking how greedy they are or whatever.

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Just let me explain to you what happened and I'll get your take on it.

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Me, I see their point.

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I see the company's point and I do see why they sued.

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Just so you know, my dad was a union member, union steward from here.

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Oh, what union?

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Electrical workers.

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He worked for Tanger City Paralyte.

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Okay, well I support unions.

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This isn't anything about that.

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When I read to you what happened, I'm a big union supporter.

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And if companies weren't so damn greedy, they'd have no need for them.

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That last place that I worked at screwed, in my opinion,

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fucked me over as much as they could out of money,

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out of prevailing wages and everything.

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Well, that being said, I also agree if the company is right, I agree with that.

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Me too.

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I agree it's right all the way, whatever's right.

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Me too, exactly.

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And there is a middle ground too.

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The Supreme Court dealt a blow to striking workers on Thursday

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ruling that companies can sue workers if they believe their activism leads to damages.

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So the activism part I don't agree with because unless it means something that I don't think is the context of this,

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but activism is like when you strongly feel about something and you bring awareness to it, right?

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Okay, well maybe that's the way they had to word it, maybe not.

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But I'll explain to you what I'm talking about right here.

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The case centered on a concrete company that had sued striking employees

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after the employees walked out and left concrete trucks running.

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Yeah, so it ruined product.

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I see where you're going.

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The court ruled 8-1 in favor of Glacier Northwest against the internal brotherhood of Teamsters, Local 174.

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So you hear that word, Teamsters.

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So look, you out there in podcast land, you can draw your own conclusions of Teamsters

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because they're not all bad, but there's some of them that take shit a little bit too far in my opinion.

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So once again, this show is only our opinion.

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Okay, do you take it for what you want, Mike?

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Yes, absolutely, Rob.

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Very well said.

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I'll hold back if you want to ask me.

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Wipe your ass with your Bluetooth.

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You love it, kiss your Bluetooth.

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We don't care.

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But this is our opinion and this is how we feel about it, and that's the way it is.

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Neil Francisco, the attorney representing Glacier, told CBS News that the ruling vindicates the longstanding principle

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that federal law does not shield labor unions from tort liability when they intentionally destroy an employer's property.

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Our client is entitled to just for just compensation for its property that the union intentionally destroyed.

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And this article, I could have went on with it, but let me just explain some things about it.

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Yeah, these articles do get long.

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I'm fighting out.

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Okay, well, number one, the workers did not have to leave the trucks running.

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I know they were told to, but they did.

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There was thousands and thousands of pounds of concrete from what I read, if it's true, and I believe it is,

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it's from several news sources, that it destroyed thousands and thousands of dollars of their property.

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Okay, I'm with you.

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Yeah, so you can strike, but on the way out, you don't tear out the wall sockets and burn up equipment

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and smash cars on the way out or nothing like that.

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If you're striking, you're like, hey, we think you owe us more.

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You don't. We'll see you in court or whatever.

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You know, we'll see you in litigation.

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You don't clock in that day. You all meet on a sidewalk in front of the building that morning.

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I've been there and done that.

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You don't clock in and start work and then leave things running.

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You don't do that.

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No. On this particular case, I'm with the company.

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I'm with you on that, my friend. They should be liable.

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You have to be a gentleman on the way out.

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There's a lot of money in that diesel running them trucks, a lot of money. Yeah.

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And let me tell you another thing, too, being a victim of a strike.

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You go a little bit out of bounds with them and it is not forgotten.

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No. They let you back in the doors because they have to by law.

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But they don't forget it.

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And first chance they get to quotations, air quotations, get you back, depend on it.

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That will happen. Yeah.

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So these people who did that, let's say they get back in the door, they get sued.

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Everyone's like, OK, well, fuck. All right. Whatever.

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So people were personally sued and the union was sued both. OK.

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And then this company won this glacier. Yeah.

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Yeah. They won.

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So they won money from the people in the union, from what I understand here.

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But also, let's say they get this figured out and then these people go back to work and they go, hey, yeah, come on in.

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You got your jobs back. But those people were back there just stewing, thinking, yeah, Billy over there.

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He left the fucking truck running and he ruined the brakes. He did this and that.

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Yeah, we don't like him. Well, guess what?

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Guess who has upper hand? Your employer, not you. Yeah.

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So they're not going to forget that. And you think the union's going to remember that?

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I'm sorry, but my experience is with it is no.

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The union's like, OK, thanks a lot, buddy. We'll see you later.

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We'll go back to your job. And then you're back at that job and you're hung out to dry.

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You're fucked because your company now hates you and you're a strange.

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You're like you're like you just got a divorce and you still got to hang around the house.

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You're pushing the broom. Yeah. Yeah. You're pushing a broom.

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And your ex wife doesn't love you anymore.

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Actually, your ex wife is like despising you more the more you hang around. Right.

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Well, this is this is the exact same thing.

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Almost. So, yeah, these people that have to go back to work in that building are not going to have an easy time.

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I can tell you that right now. No, they might go find a new job.

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What they need to do is they need to get with that union and say, hey, here's the deal.

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You're the ones that told us it was all green and fucking in there red rosy.

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So you go ahead and find us another job because this place, it ain't going to work.

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So, yeah. Yeah.

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Anyhow, Rob, you got a you got anything you want to throw in there here?

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Oh, did you watch my Facebook?

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I am on Facebook so little anymore.

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OK. Well, I posted one. I think it was yesterday.

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OK. And it was hilarious.

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Mark, I think it was one. It was a man.

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And it says all these rappers out here are dying and drug overdoses in their early 20s.

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And it showed a picture of Ozzy at 71.

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And he had that Ozzy smile.

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Oh, yeah. I got a better example.

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Keith Richards. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I mean, you know, you know, we got all these.

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Dying over those guys that went through all that.

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I mean, the rock community has had its share of overdoses, too.

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But I also think that like rock music has been ODM for so long now where rap is more of a newer.

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Right. Form of music that they're kind of going through there.

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And we're going to try to do everything and get away with it stage when like the rock community doesn't really do that anymore.

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Right. And the thing I'm trying to point out here is I hear what you're saying.

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But also think of this.

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Think of the 60s and 70s when all these bands are just getting big and think of how many people didn't make it through it.

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Now, that's true. Yeah.

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So I think it may look lopsided right now.

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And it was a funny meme. Don't get me wrong.

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But I think this right here, I think that it's probably virtually the same only we've already been through it and we've already seen it.

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And they're going through it right now.

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And then, you know, maybe later on there, they'll look at their predecessors and go, we ain't going out like that.

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You know, I didn't think of it like that. I just read it and I just started rolling.

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Well, let's be honest.

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Whenever you hit fame like that and everything you get, everything you want in life is easy.

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It's hard to control yourself.

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And there's no one there to tell you no, because all you have around you is yes, man.

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Right.

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It's like, hey, man, should I start this line and shoot this and shoot this heroin and fucking drink five bottles of gin?

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Oh, hell yeah. You the man.

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They don't have people around him telling him, yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. Whoever.

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Yeah, they have yes, man. They pay him to be yes, man.

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Yeah, that's right, man. That's right. Yeah, you're the best.

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And then that's what happens.

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They don't have anyone like telling him, no, you know what, dude, here, I've been watching you and you're really starting to fucking run off the rails.

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You need to need to nip this thing, go to rehab so we can get another couple of albums out of you.

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But, you know. Right.

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I didn't think of the serious side of that one. I was wondering if that was funny.

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Well, no, no, it was funny. I'm just saying I'm just explaining a little bit more to it.

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It was funny. And all you're doing was meaning it as a joke and is perfectly fine as a joke.

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But what I'm saying is, is they're kind of going through their stage of hell, yeah, we could do whatever we want when rock music has been at it like 50 years.

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And they're kind of like, I don't know, man. A lot of people ended up in the grave early.

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Yeah, they did. They did. Yeah. So.

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Kurt Cobain. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Well, many others. Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, I guess you could attribute Kurt Cobain to drug use.

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I think. Well, Jimi Hendrix was drug use. Yes. Janis Joppo was drug use.

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There's a lot of alcohol. Yeah. Jim Morrison was a lot of alcoholism did it too.

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Bon Scott. Yeah. Death by Death by Misadventures, what the coroner called it.

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And basically he drank himself to death. He drank so much alcohol his body could not survive because he had too much alcohol in his system.

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He pickled himself. He pickled himself. Yeah.

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And Bon Scott, they're good. They just hit big with Highway to Hell album and they had a new one that they're working on, which was called Back.

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It was going to be called Back in Black. And he wrote a lot. He helped co-write a lot of the songs on Back in Black.

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And that was one of the biggest selling albums ever. But Bon Scott never made it there because Bon Scott drank himself to death.

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So. And here's another thing, too. You know how many people out there don't know that ACDC had two lead singers?

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Bon Scott and then Brian Johnson. Yeah. I've always known that.

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Me too. But we grew up in that. There are a lot of people think it's the same guy.

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Honestly, they do sound a lot alike. They do. On purpose.

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The guy that I was reading an article the other day, the guy that Angus and Malcolm Young wanted, who were the leaders of ACDC, the brothers.

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Malcolm since passed away. But anyhow, they were talking to both of them, I believe.

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The guy they wanted was Mark Starachi from Crocus. Really? Yes. And think about it. That guy sounded almost exactly like Bon Scott.

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He did. He did. Yeah. Yeah. That guy. As a matter of fact, like one of Crocus's songs earlier in their career, Long Stick Goes Boom.

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I dare anyone to tell the difference between that and Bon Scott. I mean, they sound identical.

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And that's who they wanted to replace Bon Scott. But he said, no, I'm going to stick with Crocus.

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I wonder if he's kicking himself in the ass right now as we speak. Oh, I bet he is. Yeah.

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Dammit. I'll tell you what I liked is, is I saw Axl Rose perform with ACDC when when Brian Johnson had his hearing problem. Right. Right.

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Axl Rose does a really, really, really good Bon Scott. Does he really? Yes, he does. Look him up. I would not imagine that.

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Look him up on the Internet. Look up when he filled in for ACDC. But the one that reminds me a lot is he did a whole lot of Rosie so well.

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I was like, man, I was kind of hoping he'd go ahead and join ACDC. I would went and see him again. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

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So anyhow, you got anything you want to add to that?

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Oh, some other stories, but there's been funny comments at the end of it. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead.

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OK. In Germany, there's a soccer stadium with a three mile long beer pipeline that supplies the beverage to visitors.

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There's a pipeline that supplies the beer to the stadium. OK. Uh huh. And there was all kinds of different comments to this story.

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And one one of them was, you know, sounds sanitary to me, you know.

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And then, yeah, they've been around for a long time in old Germany. Well, this one comment caught my eye.

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It says in Milwaukee, you can freaking see and see is an all caps.

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The breweries are the brewers in all caps. Freaking stadium. No pipeline.

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And they ran out of beer in the sixth inning.

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Who? We're we right across the street. They ran out of it.

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That was pretty clever. Yeah, I've been playing a few lately that some of the actions.

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I'll get the more later. So, Robbie, I got it. Yeah, I thought that'd be cool.

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Beer pipeline. That would be hell. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in.

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I got a question for you. What where do you exactly live? You live at Lake of Ozarks, right?

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I live in the town of Camden. Camden. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yeah.

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Yeah. Camden is right there. And I forgot the arm of the Lake of Ozarks.

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It's the it's the Nyinga. It's where they all meet. Yeah.

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And I was in four seasons there. Yeah.

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You know, yeah, it all meets right here. Yeah. I like Camden. It's a pretty good sized town.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. My son just graduated a couple of weeks ago. Oh, cool.

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Three hundred and eleven kids graduate. Yeah. Yeah.

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And their football team's always in the running for state always. Oh, I didn't know that. Nice. Yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, they're football teams. They're football and they're banned.

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So what prompted you to move from this area, the Kansas City area to Camden?

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Well, actually, I was living up. I left the building there and met a woman, got married.

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OK. And that was back in ninety eight.

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And I'm excited. You know, I was up around St. Joe for about four years.

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Mm hmm. That was back when I was doing the maintenance on me, all these and doing that.

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I remember you telling me the 9-eleven story. Yeah. Yeah.

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And I also DJ karaoke side couple guys. Oh, no shit. Four years.

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Yeah. Cool. Yeah. And then, well, my ex-wife had an awesome voice.

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I had an awesome voice. Uh huh. So we got this brainiac idea to move me and her four kids

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and her oldest daughter's husband down to Branson. OK.

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And we got her a singing career going. OK.

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Well, a year later, we split up.

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Now, how did her singing career do in Branson?

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Do you remember Jim Baker? Yes. The CD of Jim and Tammy Thay.

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Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. While we were together,

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there was this first singing service when he opened his new show in Branson.

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Oh, wow. I am on your pilot show.

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No shit. I helped run the cabling in his truck so you could see the show on a new year's day.

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How was old Jim Baker?

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I still wouldn't trust him. No, no, of course not.

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Wouldn't he want to mess around with Jessica Hawn?

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Yeah. Something like that. But now he's got some new woman.

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Yeah, because him and Tammy split up. I remember that.

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Yeah. When they went to prison, when they did their prison time and all that.

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Well, he got out of prison and he got some backers in Branson's starter show down there.

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I remember that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, my ex-wife was one of the first singing servers.

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Oh, wow. OK. Well, a few months later, we get divorced. OK.

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Well, now her and her new husband have a show up in St. Joe, which she stayed around Branson.

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And if you don't mind me giving her a plug real quick.

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No, go ahead.

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If you are a Patsy Cline fan.

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Oh, hell yeah. I am personally. One of the greatest female singers ever.

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Check out a show called All About Patsy. It's by a woman named Alice Faye.

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I've actually heard of that all about Patsy. I read it somewhere or saw it. Go ahead.

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Branson.

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Branson. OK, that must have been it then.

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Well, now she has moved her show up to St. Joe and she does other gigs.

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She'll go over to Hannibal every now and then. Maybe do a show in Branson.

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That's my ex-wife, Mark.

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Wow.

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She's moved on to bigger things. I could not have taken her there.

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I got her started.

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OK. Well, you must obviously still get along with her because you wanted to plug her.

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We'll always be friends. There was no more feelings.

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OK.

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And after years. I mean, I was back in 2002, 2003.

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OK.

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You know, that's how I ended up here. You asked.

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Yeah, no, no, no. I was I was pretty interested in that.

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And thank you. Thank you for sharing.

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I mean, I knew there's going to be an interesting story to make you leave here.

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I just didn't know what it was.

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Yeah, yeah, that's what it was.

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OK.

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I'm here and want to come back home.

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Be honest.

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Man, that'd be cool. Then you could start doing the podcast in person.

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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Very cool.

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Let's see here.

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You had some story about the trains.

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At Jess and Jim's.

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Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes.

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Yeah.

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The Jess and Jim's crowd after work.

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Oh, boy, we were something.

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We had a wild party in the parking lot.

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Yep.

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We were either at Jess and Jim's or we were at RC.

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One or the other.

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There weren't any from 50 to 450 people.

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Yep.

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And one of the things we'd run down the side of Jess and Jim's was a railroad track.

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Mm hmm.

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Late at night, a train would come by.

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Oh, what was it about? One one thirty in the morning, something like that.

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Yeah, the late one. I remember that one. It was like clockwork.

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One one thirty, one twenty five.

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He'd be by.

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With the old engineers, it looked like we wanted to rip our heads off every time we'd come by.

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Uh huh.

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Because there was that tower and that little building.

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I think it was a switch station.

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It was a switch station, yeah.

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Well, there would be if you don't hurt people all over this tower and a switch station and up and down the track, mooning this train.

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We'd be mooning this train to somebody.

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Remember, my brother used to climb on top of that switch station and have his ass hanging out there to where he could see it like really close.

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Oh my God. Yeah, we we we had fun.

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And after the.

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By we take all our beer bottles and hit the rest of the cars.

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Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

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We did not hurt the engine, but the cars was open market.

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Yes, it was. We didn't do anything that would probably hurt the the train.

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We just put good sized dents in the carts.

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Got government got involved because they were got engineers got concerned about their safety about this part.

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Oh, I remember that. Yeah.

328
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You remember that? Yes.

329
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And and engineers were allowed to carry guns.

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Uh huh.

331
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We did not know this at that time.

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I wish we would have known this.

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We've done things a little bit differently.

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We found out we found out this one night that I remember.

335
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OK, you remember the car had that one little platform that you could fit like four people on and other people keep going up.

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Yes, I was on the platform.

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We were all all athletes to this.

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And it was me and you.

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A few of us were watching the engineers were all laughing, looking at him.

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Yeah, just giving him giving him great help.

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He holds up this shotgun.

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Kids flying everywhere.

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I remember that now.

344
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Yeah, we wondered what the hell happened.

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I just recently come to find out it went through legislation.

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It become a rule.

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I mean, long on the day to carry guns, and that's why he showed up that one night for that long day because he was expecting us, man.

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He knew we'd be there.

349
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The word was out, dude.

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We did it too many times.

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But I guess it wasn't just us.

352
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I guess it was other groups hitting the trains at the same time, too.

353
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Look, this was the 80s and we didn't have internet.

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We didn't have phones.

355
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That was the mid 80s.

356
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That was the mid 80s, 85, 86.

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We had nothing else going on literally.

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So yeah, that was funny that they showed that man never kids just stared like cockroaches.

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It was funny.

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I forgot all about that.

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All about it.

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Do you remember that old man that drove the he had a gorgeous old Monte Carlo?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Who was that?

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I can't think of his name.

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He was an older gentleman.

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It's Monte Carlo looked like it was off the showroom floor.

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Yeah.

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Well, one day we were just we were prepping.

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So it was like before dinner shift.

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We were just out there prepping and I'm thinking maybe Saturday could have been very weird.

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I go to take some trash out for the dumpster.

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And I look down the river tracks.

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And here is this Monte Carlo park on the river tracks.

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OK.

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Jimmy, everybody was in the kitchen.

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I come running in and said, hey, guys, there's a Monte Carlo out here on the river track.

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And so we all go out there.

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It was drunk.

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What he did was when he come instead of turn in the parking lot, he turned down the river tracks and he drove down the river tracks away.

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Realized he was on the river tracks, got turned around, was coming back, got stuck.

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So he gets out of his car, walks in the bar, gets in, sits down, orders a drink.

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Oh, my God.

385
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You don't remember this?

386
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I remember a little bit about it.

387
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Yes.

388
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Go ahead.

389
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You know the story better than I do because it's one of the stories I will never forget.

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Because that was a court.

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It was like it was off the showroom.

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Mm hmm.

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I mean, I can't remember the name of the guy, but he went around a whole long time.

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I don't know what happened to him.

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Older gentleman.

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Very nice.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I remember him.

399
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I can't remember his name, but yeah, he was a nice guy.

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And I remember that car in particular is beautiful.

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I come running into the kitchen and guys, there's a car out here on the river track.

402
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We all go out there.

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And somebody ran in to find him and me, you, your brother, Jimmy, everybody from the kitchen's out there.

404
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What are we going to do?

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We start picking up this car and start taking over.

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You know what?

407
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I was there.

408
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I remember that now.

409
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Yeah.

410
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And we get it.

411
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Wow.

412
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Yeah.

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And he hit his ass.

414
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And all of a sudden we start hearing rumbling and we knew what that meant.

415
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Uh huh.

416
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We turn around, here comes a train.

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All it did was it took off the path or side mirror of that car.

418
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And that was it.

419
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It looked like it was going to smack it good.

420
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Oh my God.

421
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If we, if we would not have been there, Mark, gone.

422
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Oh yeah.

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And probably half the Jess and Jim's would have been gone too because it would have flown that car right at them.

424
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Right at the building.

425
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Yeah, it would have went, it would have got out.

426
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Oh wow.

427
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Gosh, that's something that I forgot about.

428
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That's like one of those stories.

429
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Yeah, if it wasn't out for us, that guy's car would have been gone, man.

430
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Oh, I know.

431
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And I don't know whatever happened.

432
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We weren't bad people.

433
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We weren't bad people.

434
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No, no, no.

435
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We were wild.

436
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Yeah, we were just wild.

437
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But you know what?

438
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If someone got in trouble like that, we'd be the first ones to help them out.

439
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You better believe it.

440
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You better believe it.

441
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Wow, man, you just got me with a story I hadn't, I'd forgotten all about.

442
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Yes, yeah.

443
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And the thing, the thing is, is I don't think.

444
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You ought to have people like Jimmy and all them, if they remember that.

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463
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I think Brian may have been there that day.

464
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Brian probably was there because I think he's probably out there probably moving the car with us.

465
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Well, it was him and Jimmy doing the baits.

466
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Okay, that sounds about right.

467
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Yeah, yeah. It was Jimmy and Brian on baits and you and your brother on dish dogs.

468
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Okay, that sounds about right.

469
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Yeah.

470
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Yep, we're all dish dogging, huh?

471
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Those good old days.

472
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
The time of our lives.

473
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Oh, I know. I remember smacking people in the back of the head with a big fucking T-bone.

474
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Oh, that hurt.

475
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Oh my God. Oh yeah.

476
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Oh, geez. Wow, that's cooler than hell.

477
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:33,000
We got a lot of stories about that place. Some of them we'll probably have to take to our grave.

478
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Yeah, there's some of them that even to this day cannot be repeated.

479
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000
No, no. It was for our eyes only.

480
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Yes. Yeah.

481
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Oh shit. And I remember Harry had so many crazy shit that he used to do.

482
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Oh my God.

483
00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Oh man. Oh God. I got to remember more shit that Harry did because Harry was always unpredictable and just nuts.

484
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000
He was off the charts, man. He was. But he was lovable. He was lovable.

485
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:13,000
He was the nicest guy you'd ever be friends with. And if you were friends, he was a true friend.

486
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:19,000
He'd be that one guy where everyone's just having fun dogging on people, not meeting anything, and he'd be the one that'd stick up for you.

487
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Ah, come on now, guys. Stop. You know, Harry is a good guy.

488
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,000
RIP Harry. We're talking about you again, buddy. We're keeping you alive.

489
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:37,000
We're keeping you alive with our talk, our crazy Harry talk.

490
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:43,000
And anyhow, I got a neat little story here. You know we're all Black Sabbath fans, right?

491
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Oh yeah.

492
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Well, Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iaomi once had an onstage guitar solo interrupted by local taxi firm orders coming through his amp.

493
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
What?

494
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Yeah. Yeah. Anyhow, they knew about this. So anyhow, Black Sabbath 1981 Tour was a statement that the band was better than ever with their new singer Ronnie James Dio.

495
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Remember they just let Ozzy go, right?

496
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Yeah.

497
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Ozzy came out and he put out a fucking blistering first album, Blizzard of Oz, and he was on the charts everywhere and he was huge.

498
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:31,000
And you know, he was like really selling out smaller venues. I mean, not real small, but you know.

499
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:36,000
And he was just doing very, he was very successful. So Sabbath was over there going, oh shit.

500
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:45,000
You know, he's out here just kicking ass and they're kind of worried about their brand and everything. And so the 1981 Heaven and Hell Tour,

501
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:53,000
you know, it was kind of like a statement, you know, when Ronnie James Dio came out and Heaven and Hell came out, it was a fantastic album, right?

502
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Yeah.

503
00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:00,000
You know, it's a shame then that a local taxi company screeched through Iaomi's amp during a solo.

504
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Sabbath's triumphant 1981 tour found itself in Leeds Queen Hall at soundcheck when Iaomi was practicing his solo

505
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:14,000
and a local taxi company's frequency was running through Iaomi's amp.

506
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000
A very panicked discussions ensued.

507
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:25,000
And then they're talking about canceling the event when the city officials warned, and this was in England, you know, at the venue.

508
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:36,000
And I believe it was, oh gosh, something shy or well, anyhow, officials warned that doing so would cause a riot.

509
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:44,000
So they're like, you know, you can't cancel because these kids are going to like start pelting shit and they're going to destroy the whole venue if you guys don't show up.

510
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:59,000
So the group's tour manager then reached out to the local taxi company and they agreed to not have any radio broadcasts during the concert's duration.

511
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:10,000
That, you know, then the taxi company, sorry, I'm proofreading this as I go here because this is a story that I did not get a chance to read.

512
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
And I'm trying to go down.

513
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Okay. What I'm trying to do is I'm trying to make this all it's going into all these other statistics that we don't need.

514
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,000
So, trust me, I know from doing my homework for this show.

515
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Yes, you get all this information because I don't know these people must get paid by word.

516
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
That's all I got to say.

517
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:38,000
So, yeah, the band, the band offered 2000 euros to the taxi company.

518
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:46,000
Well, back then, that was a lot of money to not have any orders over their frequency during the duration of the concert.

519
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:53,000
The show went on and I only was at its most intense moment of the solo.

520
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:58,000
And then it went into Car 51 to Neville Street.

521
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:14,000
So some of it bled through. They weren't supposed to. But during his solo, during the climax of the solo, his best part of it, everyone heard Car 51 to Neville Street.

522
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:20,000
I only kept going and he didn't care. And he laughed it off. And nobody else gave a shit either.

523
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:32,000
So, anyhow, the show went on and people, it's like it's part of history because people that have that recording have that cab company order for Car 51 to Neville Street.

524
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:37,000
And it's going it's going to live. It's going to live on forever.

525
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Oh, I bet it's worth a bunch of money right now.

526
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,000
I bet it is too because you can't find it on YouTube. Someone has it.

527
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Exactly. I bet somebody's getting on a gold mine.

528
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Oh, yeah. That to me is something that I find very intriguing and I love.

529
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Yeah, I mean, that's one of those. I mean, that's one of those things. It's the name of the game. The show must go on.

530
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Yeah. And I owe me didn't miss a beat. They just said that like, you know what? He kind of laughed and shrugged and just kept playing.

531
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000
And everyone else is like, OK, so we've been going.

532
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:17,000
You know, people that were probably really plastered probably just thought it's part of the show.

533
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Yeah, yeah, they probably did.

534
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000
They're like, oh, how neat. Why did they do that? Well, who cares?

535
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Give me another mushroom. I'm watching this shit.

536
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Honestly, nobody probably even heard it.

537
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:34,000
You're right. I would have been watching this solo and I'd be like, did you hear that?

538
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,000
I'm like, what, the guitar? No.

539
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Well, then in that case, no, I didn't hear it because all I heard was beautiful guitar.

540
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000
I mean, come on, brother, it was Sabbath.

541
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:53,000
That's right. There's no other reason to hear anything else.

542
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,000
So, Tony, you the man.

543
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
See how you are. Yep.

544
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:06,000
So I've got another little one here. They're switching gears completely.

545
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:16,000
You know, killer whales are deliberately hitting boats now. Orcas are hitting boats.

546
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:22,000
So, hey, last Thursday, another group of orcas, also known as killer whales,

547
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:29,000
rammed into a sailboat off the southern coast of Spain and nearly sank it.

548
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:36,000
I know the whale damaged the rudder and pierced the hull of the sixty foot six foot vessel.

549
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:43,000
The attack adds to a running list of incidents where orcas have caused damage to

550
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:49,000
or had physical interactions between boats and orca whales.

551
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
It didn't just start this year, though.

552
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:59,000
There are 207 incidents in 2022 and there are over 20 in the last month of May of this year.

553
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
There are several theories.

554
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Some say the ocean heating up could cause the aggression to several other theories,

555
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:16,000
but nobody has a definite reason why these killer whales or orcas are acting out and deliberately hitting boats.

556
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Some say they're trying to commit suicide because they're thinking if they really was trying to kill people

557
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
that they would capsize these boats.

558
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Yeah, they're big enough, smart enough.

559
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Yeah.

560
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Well, you know what I find, Doc?

561
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
What?

562
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:38,000
It's only orcas. It's only one species.

563
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,000
You're right. You're right.

564
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,000
That's what I'm finding odd about that market. It's only one species.

565
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:49,000
You know what, Rob? That's very true. I never even thought of that or pieced it together like that.

566
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Why just orcas? Why isn't it any other whales?

567
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Yeah.

568
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Or anything else for that matter?

569
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Blue whales. Anything.

570
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Yeah, anything.

571
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Hmm.

572
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I don't know. Very interesting.

573
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:09,000
But I'm monitoring that story and that's pretty much all they have of that right now.

574
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Is they're attacking and trying to, it's appearing like they're trying to destroy boats or at least tip them over.

575
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
So.

576
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000
I may help you on that stuff. I might see what I can find on it.

577
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Yeah, see what you can find.

578
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
You got me interested on that one too.

579
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
That's pretty interesting, isn't it?

580
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Especially with it being only one species. That's what I'm counting on you for.

581
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Yeah. Yeah, me too.

582
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Did I ever tell you about my mosquito larva trick?

583
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
No.

584
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Well, allow me if you don't care.

585
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Go right ahead, buddy.

586
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Alrighty. My whole idea came about when my dad came up to me in the house when I was 11 or 12.

587
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,000
He told me to dump the small swimming pool because it had mosquito larva in it.

588
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Sure enough, I examined it and I could see the little larva swimming around in it. Gross little bastards.

589
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000
So I'm like, those are all future mosquitoes.

590
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:14,000
So I poured it out, stomped on the little fuckers while they're there on the sidewalk.

591
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:23,000
So a few days later, Miss Busby over on the east side of town called me and asked me if I wanted to make some extra money mowing her lawn.

592
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000
So, of course, you know, I had other obligations.

593
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Well, I mean, after the mowing, my obligation be like, go spend all my money on Pac-Man and Pepsi's.

594
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Yeah.

595
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Yeah. Maybe a cheeseburger here and there.

596
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Yeah.

597
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Yeah.

598
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:46,000
So a few days later, Miss Busby, you know, had me come down.

599
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:59,000
I mowed her lawn and weed-eated and she came out and anyhow, she said that it was only going to be five dollars.

600
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
It was supposed to be twenty dollars.

601
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:09,000
We agreed on twenty and she said that it was a huge lawn and it took me like a matter of a couple of days to do it because it was so big.

602
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
And it's supposed to be twenty dollars.

603
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,000
She said five dollars.

604
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,000
She claimed that the lawn looked substandard, but it didn't.

605
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,000
I worked my ass off on that lawn and I even weed-eated everything.

606
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
OK.

607
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000
It was so pretty.

608
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:28,000
And so I told a couple of people and they laughed and said, oh, she got you too.

609
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,000
They said that she'd done that to everybody when I was old enough to mow.

610
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:39,000
And it was my turn because I just started mowing lawns and, you know, she kind of picks these people out.

611
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
She's like, oh, well, Mark's old enough to mow.

612
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,000
I saw him mowing a couple of lawns, so I'm going to go fuck him over.

613
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
So I'm pissed.

614
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,000
So I'm pissed and I go over to her house and she demanded my and I demanded my money.

615
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
I earned.

616
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
She slammed the door on me.

617
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:57,000
I called her a bitch through the air conditioner.

618
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,000
She called my dad and told him I cussed at her.

619
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,000
I informed my dad that she ripped me off and and everybody else.

620
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000
I didn't get in trouble.

621
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,000
So I go out back and I see the larva in the pool again.

622
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:16,000
I dip a cup in and I get a large cup full of the larva infested water.

623
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:21,000
So I'm sitting there looking in this cup and it's full of those little bastards swimming around, right?

624
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Oh, yeah.

625
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Yep, I walked to Miss Busby's house and I pour out the water in her vases, her flower vases.

626
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:38,000
And and and I poured all I poured out the water in her vases and I poured in the larva water.

627
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,000
So she must have seen me out there in her yard.

628
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,000
She opened the door and wanted to know what I was doing.

629
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:51,000
So really quick, I said, you know, I said the other day when I called you that horrible word and you called my dad, I got in trouble.

630
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:55,000
I guess I got swatted and he told me to come here and apologize to you.

631
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
And that's what I'm doing here.

632
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:03,000
So she said, OK, but don't ever do it again.

633
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
I said, sure, Miss Busby, no problem.

634
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:10,000
I'm very sorry again. I shouldn't have ever called you that horrible word.

635
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:15,000
So anyhow, she had the huge pots on her on her porch.

636
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:21,000
And I kept going there at night, putting in large plastic cups full of larvae.

637
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:28,000
So I kept doing it like every night nightly.

638
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:34,000
And one night I come over and she was getting your yard, getting her yard sprayed for mosquitoes.

639
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:40,000
I kept going there at night for around six weeks, pouring the larva water in the vases.

640
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:46,000
She had to spray. She had the spray guy out at her house at least three times.

641
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Stupid bitch. She should have paid me.

642
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,000
I cannot believe that worked so well.

643
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,000
She had her place sprayed three times.

644
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Three fucking times.

645
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Yeah, well, she probably spent like three hundred dollars on getting her yard sprayed.

646
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,000
And all she had to do was give me my 20 bucks I earned.

647
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Yeah. Yeah.

648
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:15,000
So it's like, all right, suit yourself, bitch. Watch this.

649
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
That's what you get for messing with a good place.

650
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Yep. Yep.

651
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:23,000
It all started because I had to dump the little swimming pool out full of mosquito larvae.

652
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
I had no idea what it was before that.

653
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Until my dad told me, he said, oh, those little bastards are going to they're going to grow up to be mosquitoes.

654
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:34,000
They're going to bite the piss out of us.

655
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:41,000
I think I miss Busby on the east side of town, that's for sure.

656
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:46,000
All right, Rob, the floor is yours. You had some other stuff, I believe.

657
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,000
I want to get this one over with.

658
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000
OK.

659
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:56,000
I mentioned something to you earlier, but I'm actually going to dig out the Bible for this one.

660
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
OK.

661
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Everybody knows the eggs long conversation, which came first, chickens or the eggs?

662
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Yes, and everybody has their theory and everyone.

663
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000
I mean, go ahead.

664
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
I would love to hear this.

665
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
I found the answer.

666
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
OK, I want to hear it.

667
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,000
It's actually in Genesis 1.

668
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
OK.

669
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000
OK.

670
00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:12,000
OK.

671
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Wow.

672
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000
OK, there you go.

673
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
That solves it for me.

674
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
I'm good with it.

675
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Yeah, yeah, it's right in the Bible.

676
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Yeah, create birds first and then fed.

677
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Let them reproduce.

678
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,000
There we go.

679
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000
You're welcome, America.

680
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000
You're welcome.

681
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Yeah, now everybody quit arguing.

682
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Yeah, and actually we have a lot of international listeners also.

683
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000
So you're welcome, international listeners.

684
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
That's what we do here.

685
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
We solve shit.

686
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
We hunt the facts.

687
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000
That's right.

688
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000
We are fact hunters, relentless fact hunters.

689
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
If you want to call it that.

690
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Not really, but anyhow.

691
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:01,000
We're always digging deep for the real story.

692
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:06,000
That's what the story led me to that.

693
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
That's cool.

694
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:11,000
And I read it and I was like, yeah, that's the answer right there.

695
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Yep.

696
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,000
The answer's been in front of us this whole time.

697
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:20,000
OK, I'm good with it.

698
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Did you know ketchup leaves the bottle at the rate of 25 miles per year?

699
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:30,000
No.

700
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
I didn't believe that though.

701
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Just suck my red.

702
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
You know what's great now?

703
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000
We have the plastic ketchup bottles.

704
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Remember we had the bottle bottles, the glass ones?

705
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Oh my God.

706
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Oh, it would take an act of God to get you any type of ketchup at all.

707
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Take a butter knife, shove up in it.

708
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Yeah, that's all you could ever hope for is that right there.

709
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Yeah.

710
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Yeah, yeah, those glass ketchup bottles were crap.

711
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
Yeah, they were.

712
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:11,000
But now we have the squeeze bottle and all you got to do is just like if you're running like about half or a little bit under, keep that bitch upside down in the fridge.

713
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,000
That way it's ready to go when you're ready to squeeze that shit out.

714
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
That's what I do.

715
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Yeah, yep.

716
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:26,000
25 miles a year, I believe that.

717
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,000
A year, a year.

718
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
Not an hour, a year.

719
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000
A year.

720
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Wow.

721
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Yep, I believe that completely.

722
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:40,000
All right, you have some more stuff?

723
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,000
I'm liking some of these facts you're coming up with.

724
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Yeah, yeah.

725
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Here's another one of those with the funny quote at the end.

726
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Okay.

727
00:50:52,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Snakes can sense an earthquake coming from 70 miles, 75 miles away, up to five days before it happens.

728
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:08,000
So are people studying them to find out about earthquakes?

729
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
I guess, I guess.

730
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
I would think so.

731
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000
It was in a fact, thanks.

732
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:27,000
But the comment that caught my eye was this guy asked, who asked the snake?

733
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,000
This comes with my snake story last week with Mike.

734
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

735
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Who asked the snake?

736
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Oh man.

737
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,000
I think it's a real comment people are putting on this.

738
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
I'm not making these up.

739
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000
No, I believe it.

740
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,000
I mean.

741
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:56,000
I'm getting onto some good ones, so there's more to come in the future.

742
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
That sounds good.

743
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
I got a little story here.

744
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:09,000
Famous artist Maurizio Kettelin has a lot of signature work, I guess.

745
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:14,000
One of the most famous was $120,000 banana.

746
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:20,000
The piece of art is simply a banana taped to a wall.

747
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:28,000
So when Korean college student Noh Hayoung, I know that's his name, was walking by the art,

748
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,000
he grabbed the banana and he ate it.

749
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:37,000
He said he remembered that he skipped breakfast that morning.

750
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:44,000
When the banana bandit was finished, he took the peel and he attached it back to the wall.

751
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:53,000
He is facing a variety of charges, including theft.

752
00:52:53,000 --> 00:53:03,000
So this guy walks by, he sees a banana up there, he grabs it, he eats it, and then just.

753
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000
I forgot I ate breakfast.

754
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Yeah, he says, I forgot I ate breakfast.

755
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:13,000
And then he takes the peel and he tapes it back up on there like nothing happened.

756
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Whoever that is, I want to shake his hand. That's awesome.

757
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Oops, I forgot.

758
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,000
He had it back on the wall. That's the play point.

759
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Yep, that's fucking awesome.

760
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:40,000
Let me see here. I'm looking for some other stories here. I know I have a bunch of them.

761
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:49,000
So, hang on a second.

762
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,000
I'm looking. Do you know what a sea cucumber is?

763
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,000
No, I've heard them, but I don't know what they are.

764
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:01,000
I don't either. I really don't either. I just found this fact about them.

765
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Some sea cucumbers fight with their guts, literally.

766
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:14,000
When they're threatened, they'll shoot out their internal organs, which are poisonous to prisoners.

767
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:22,000
They sometimes get rid of their entire digestive systems, but their organs grow back.

768
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:26,000
It doesn't kill them, they'll grow back.

769
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Oh wow.

770
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:39,000
I've got some stories here I did on a little solo cast to keep people happy in between the two ones that we put out last week.

771
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:45,000
I have heard a lot of the stories here. I'm going to go over the stories again because of this.

772
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Some people don't listen to the solo cast because they're really short.

773
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,000
We don't get the near numbers that we do whenever we do a regular podcast.

774
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:58,000
I'm going to go ahead and cover this. If you already heard this and you listen to the solo cast, I apologize.

775
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,000
But I think we ought to go ahead and cover them.

776
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
New Delhi, India.

777
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:14,000
A government official in India has been suspended from his job after he ordered a water reservoir to be drained so he could retrieve a smartphone, which he dropped while taking a selfie.

778
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
Take me home?

779
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Yep. No joke.

780
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:24,000
So he's taking a selfie, he drops the fucking phone in there. So what a moron.

781
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Food inspector Roshis Vizwa dropped his Samsung smartphone in the Katturada Dam in central India last week.

782
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:45,000
He first asked local divers to jump in the reservoir to find the device, claiming it contained sensitive government material.

783
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,000
So he was a food inspector, right?

784
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:55,000
So what was the sensitive material? A couple of hands not fucking being saran wrapped?

785
00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:00,000
I don't know. A couple of pieces of fucking brisket that have been out all day.

786
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Is that a sensitive material?

787
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
You know?

788
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:14,000
So when it could not be retrieved, he ordered the reservoir to be drained with diesel pumps.

789
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:21,000
This huge reservoir was drained with fucking diesel pumps, Rob.

790
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Okay.

791
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:26,000
You know how long that would probably take and how many it would take?

792
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

793
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Over the next three days, more than two million liters of water were pumped out of the reservoir, which is enough to irrigate at least 1,500 acres of land.

794
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:45,000
The videos went viral on social media.

795
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Vizwas was sitting under a red umbrella at the water when the water was drained from the reservoir.

796
00:56:52,000 --> 00:57:04,000
Vizwas also told local media that the water in the reservoir was unusable for irrigation and that he had received permission from a senior officer to drain it, which he did not.

797
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,000
It was all a lie.

798
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,000
The smartphone was retrieved and couldn't be used.

799
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
It was waterlogged.

800
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:18,000
So the stupid fucker drained this huge reservoir for his fucking phone and he couldn't even use it anyhow.

801
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Yeah.

802
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:24,000
He was suspended for the foolish act, but he should be fired and probably thrown in jail.

803
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
I was going to say proven fact.

804
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Yeah, he should be.

805
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
Now, I don't know the laws over there.

806
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:37,000
And it didn't say I mean, the story stopped when, you know, him being suspended.

807
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,000
So he might very well be facing jail time.

808
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000
I'm going to monitor the story.

809
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:46,000
India is one of the most water stress countries with overpopulation and severe drought.

810
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,000
So that guy right there, that idiot.

811
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,000
That's.

812
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,000
Yeah, he needs to be in jail.

813
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Yeah, that's a long line.

814
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:03,000
I was thinking as dry as it is over there, he's doing away with a reservoir.

815
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000
Yeah, that's yeah, that guy.

816
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000
He deserves what he gets.

817
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000
And hopefully it's a lot of jail time.

818
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:14,000
You know how many people could probably die because they don't get food over there.

819
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Right. Right.

820
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,000
Yeah. What a piece of crap.

821
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,000
What about all the fish he just killed?

822
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,000
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

823
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000
That's another one, too.

824
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000
That's a good point.

825
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,000
Yeah, I didn't think about that.

826
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000
Yeah.

827
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:32,000
So in New Zealand, there's this piece of pizza company, right?

828
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000
Yeah.

829
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,000
It's called Hill Pizza.

830
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
It has a new pay option.

831
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
It's buy now.

832
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Pay when you die promotion.

833
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000
OK.

834
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000
So you pay when you die.

835
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Now, listen to this, because I was like, oh, fuck that.

836
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
I thought it was some sort of a gimmick.

837
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,000
It is a gimmick.

838
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000
Don't get me wrong.

839
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000
But it is what it says, too.

840
00:58:55,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Also, this promotion was inspired by the buy now, pay later schemes going on.

841
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:06,000
We're seeing a growing number of people using the schemes to buy essential items like food.

842
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:17,000
And we think it's taken it a step too far when you got quick service restaurants like ours being asked to offer buy now, pay later options.

843
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:22,000
That is considered a treat or food.

844
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,000
So OK, we have that over here, right?

845
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000
It's called a credit card.

846
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,000
And it's been going on for years.

847
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Everyone goes down to, I don't know, your restaurant of choice.

848
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Let's say you like Chipotle.

849
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
You go there.

850
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
You buy with a card.

851
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
That's buy now, pay later, right?

852
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000
Right.

853
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:48,000
The pizzeria is taking the first 666 customers in New Zealand and the first 666 customers in Australia.

854
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:56,000
The chosen ones will have an amendment on their will that the restaurant will be paid in full at the time of death.

855
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Now, OK.

856
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:03,000
Doesn't that cost quite a bit of money to have your will amended?

857
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000
Yes, it does.

858
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,000
OK.

859
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,000
At least in this country it does.

860
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Aren't you talking about a $20 pizza probably?

861
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:23,000
So you're going to go have like a $200 amendment on your will for a $20 pizza that you pay later when you die?

862
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:29,000
I think I'll just go ahead and pay with my credit card and do it like that.

863
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:33,000
And I'll pay next month as into when I die.

864
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Why don't you say my kids will pay for it?

865
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Yeah.

866
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000
You know what?

867
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:47,000
At first I thought there's no way any idiot's going to go for this.

868
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Then I thought again, hell no.

869
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Everyone will go for this just for the notoriety.

870
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,000
Yeah.

871
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Yeah.

872
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,000
Hey, check this out, man.

873
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,000
I bought a hell pizza.

874
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Look at this piece of paper.

875
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:05,000
I'm going to buy this one and kick it.

876
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Oh, OK.

877
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
Where was that at?

878
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:13,000
It was in New Zealand, but Australia is really close to New Zealand.

879
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,000
So they had a location in Australia too.

880
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:23,000
And it's called Hell Pizza.

881
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Yeah.

882
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:32,000
There's another restaurant in Australia that's providing a 10 percent discount.

883
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:37,000
If you keep your mobile phones in a box while you're having your food.

884
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Oh, I love that idea.

885
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000
Yeah.

886
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,000
Yeah.

887
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:48,000
The funny thing was it showed a picture of these three teenage girls on these plasters, elbows on the table.

888
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,000
Of course.

889
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:55,000
And their dad sitting there, big thumbs up, smile, you know, because he's getting a 10 percent discount.

890
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000
But I think that's the way it should be, you know.

891
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,000
Oh, I think so too.

892
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
I would love that.

893
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
Yeah.

894
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,000
Yeah.

895
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Oh, that just burns my ass anymore.

896
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,000
Whenever I see it.

897
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:10,000
It didn't use to bother me so much, but it does now.

898
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:14,000
I look around and you see people burying their phones, not even talking to each other.

899
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,000
Or what burns my ass is this right here.

900
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:21,000
You're waiting to get your order, your waiter to come around and get your order.

901
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:26,000
And then when the waiter is on the, he's at the table next to you, everybody has their phone buried in their face.

902
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,000
You have to wait an extra five minutes because he's got to get their attention.

903
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
And it's not that easy.

904
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:37,000
They're like, oh, I'm watching the squirrel fucking kickbox a monkey, you know.

905
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:43,000
And it's like, man, get the fuck off the phone because you haven't even looked at their menu yet.

906
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,000
And you've been at the table for 40 minutes.

907
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,000
So he's got to get your order in, you know.

908
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:53,000
And then they're sitting there going, oh, what would you like for starters?

909
01:02:53,000 --> 01:03:01,000
Uh, what do you want? A Italian salad? Do you want a ranch? Do you want, you know, uh, it pisses me off.

910
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:05,000
It's like, dude, it's like if you want to go fuck with your phone, go outside and do that.

911
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,000
People in here are hungry. They want to fucking eat. They want to have a good time.

912
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:13,000
I want to sit you sit there and watch you sit. You be brain dead.

913
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,000
Uh, yeah, right. Yeah.

914
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:18,000
This is me off. So rent complete.

915
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:25,000
You got other customers waiting. Yes. Yeah.

916
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:29,000
That's kind of like when we started to get out of Jess and Jim.

917
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:35,000
Do you remember what my new job was to get rid of customers on a Saturday night till we go home?

918
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,000
Oh, um.

919
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Do you remember the ones that would stay out for closing and Saturday night we could not leave?

920
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:51,000
That is funny. I've forgotten all about that, man.

921
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:56,000
Yeah.

922
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:04,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

923
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:22,000
Every sock you wear is slightly rotated. Just enough for it to be uncomfortable.

924
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:27,000
Hey, where do they go? Where the douchebags?

925
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:32,000
Oh, my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, geez.

926
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:36,000
I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back.

927
01:04:36,000 --> 01:05:05,000
Man, that smells.