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Rob Rad is with us again because Topher is still kidnapped.
We're hoping to get him back but I mean I don't know we're starting to kind of lose
hope.
We think that they turned him into a into a kill lover or something.
We can't I mean we lost all communication with him.
I don't know what's going on.
So.
Yeah, I had eyes on him last week and they moved him.
Man, I'll tell you what, it's getting worrisome.
But they got on I-70 heading to St. Louis.
Oh my God.
Not only are they making him watch kale videos but they took him to St. Louis.
Well, when I hear that, I thought it's a kale lover up there.
Oh geez.
Oh man.
Everybody pray for Topher.
Everybody pray for him.
I got the hillbillies on it.
All right.
Awesome.
Well, all right, I guess we'll start off with you know scientists have issued a warning
over a foe.
It's a foamy substance they found on plants which should not be touched.
Have you heard about this yet?
No, I have not.
Well it's pretty interesting.
I think I've I've seen this before on plants and I can't remember whether I have or have
not touched it or not.
But I mean evidently it didn't hurt me too bad.
I mean besides you know the obvious you know me being nuts.
But anyhow according to scientists we should be on the lookout for foamy substances on
plants.
And they showed a nice picture one and basically it looks to me like any plant like let's say
a tomato plant or a pepper plant or I mean something like that.
Like a plant I don't think they necessarily mean trees but plants and whenever you have
like two little branches split off it looks to be like almost like a cobweb looking thing
but only foam in the middle of it.
And it's foamy.
Yeah it looks like foam like almost almost like a porous shaving cream if that makes
sense or something like that.
Yeah.
So anyhow it would look like a little ball of froth and that's exactly that's probably
the best way to describe it.
It looks like a little ball of froth.
The little excursions of foam called spittle are produced by an insect called the spittle
bug.
And I'm not joking this is not a joke.
It's a spittle bug.
And anyhow as for the insects they soak sap from the plant for nutrition.
It coats itself in a ball of foam for protection which is often left behind on plants and grass.
Really?
Mm hmm.
And I guess this year it's a lot worse.
I mean like I said I do believe I ran into this before and I think I believe I've heard
a little bit of this before but not this in depth.
So however scientists have you know previously expressed concerns and anyhow I mean and I
guess this year it's even more of a concern because there's so much of it that the spittle
bugs could be a carrier for a deadly plant disease called X-Yellow.
Wow.
X-Y-E-L-L-O.
So I guess it'd be called X-Yellow.
If you happen to see this on a plant don't touch it rather take the plant pick it and
dispose of the plant with spittle in the garbage maybe or something like that.
But do not like you know touch it because it can it can be harmful to people.
It didn't say how harmful in this article but it said it can be harmful and toxic to
people so it would obviously do something to you and I don't know if it's worse for
children or not.
But if you see this stuff you know stay away from it or you know pick it and get it out
of the way of the other plants that way the other plants may not contract it.
So it sounds sounds like a pretty good problem that's going on this year but what did you
say?
Oh no I was going to say that's good to know.
I mean I hadn't noticed it myself.
Well that's our public service announcement for this year.
Good.
Yeah.
So there you go for the year.
So there you guys go we've done our we've done our good for this year so now it's on
back to stupidity like invisible ass paddling and.
Well hey now that I'm on the show I'll see what I can do about helping along the way
with that.
Yeah yeah.
Do you have some ass paddling coming up is that it?
Yeah I might yeah.
Yeah I got a few at work.
All right well we're always looking for ass paddling.
We're always looking for ass paddling and we even have some in the Hall of Fame.
I know you listen to the show like Skip Bayless he's like one of the top runners he's right
in the middle.
Zuckerberg is right next to him.
Let's see who would be Bill Gates would be up there.
Let's see there's there's a whole array of people up there that deserve constant ass
paddling and they're in our Hall of Fame and every now and then we bring up their name
just to bash it and that's about it.
Like Skip Bayless what a twerp.
So yeah yeah.
Anyhow I got another neat little story here for you Rob.
You know what.
Good.
In New Jersey there's a vegan who is suing his neighbor for grilling meat in his backyard.
Really?
Yeah.
This is not a joke.
You can look this up.
He is suing him.
The man says his neighbor has fans blowing towards his home and is cruel to make him
smell burning flesh.
So okay you know it gets pretty sticky up in New Jersey.
They get quite a bit.
I've been up there during the summer a lot working and.
And it gets sticky up there.
They have humidity.
So what's the best way to counteract humidity in your yard?
You put a couple of big fans out there you know you're grilling your family's out there
eating and the guy is probably not blowing the fans towards him.
It sounds to me like this vegan guy is taking things a little bit too far.
He may not agree with eating meat and that's fine.
That's his right.
But whenever you go and say that someone else can't do it because you don't like it and
then you come up with some cockamamie shit about he's blowing this burning flesh into
your yard.
That's just that's ridiculous.
Yeah it is.
So it's not saying.
I mean come on how far is your fence from your windows.
Yeah yeah exactly.
I mean you know what well the guy's grilling go inside.
I mean can you smell it inside.
Doesn't he have an air conditioner.
I think he'd have an air conditioner.
If you smell it inside you're smelling the charcoal or the wood or the gas.
You're not smelling it.
That's what I'm saying the guy's nitpicking is what he's doing and he's probably mad at
the guy because he's not a vegan and he's just fucking with him.
He's like oh man you're I could smell that burning flesh and it's going over into my
yard.
Well too fucking bad you know what.
I see things I don't want to see every day like someone like 40 pounds too big for their
fucking I don't know spandex.
What I have to put up with it I can't make them not wear them you know.
There's a lot of stuff you don't like.
Go ahead.
Oh I'm sorry.
You know what this sounds like to me.
What does it sound like to you.
It sounds like to me like this started over a tree limb hanging over a fence or something.
You know what Rob you're probably right.
It probably started a long time ago.
It started off with something else and it went into this.
Yes.
That's what it sounds like to me.
You know what.
That's my opinion.
I think you're probably right and I'll thank you.
I think this guy is just trying to find whatever he can to fuck with the other guy and that's
what it is.
It's like a little game of haha I'm going to get you with this haha I'm going to get you
with that.
But I mean you know I know I know some vegans and they're not like that.
You know they know I eat meat you know and they're okay with it.
You know they're just like it's my own personal choice not to do it and they're not all all
upset over it or nothing or always try to get me to change my opinion.
They know it's not going to happen just like I don't come to them and go hey man you want
this steak it's really good.
I don't screw with them.
I'm like you know what I respect their opinion on not eating meat.
You know I wish I was geared to not eat meat because it would probably do me a lot of favor
with heart disease and my family and everything.
It probably would suit me very well.
It probably would suit me very well to not eat meat.
So but you know what I love it and I eat it every day.
So you know anyhow but I don't begrudge anyone for not doing it.
As a matter of fact I commend them for doing it.
I mean I'm not strong enough to do it but they are so you know what God bless them that's
great.
Right.
Yep.
Just don't push it on other people.
Exactly.
So you're right this probably started with a tree limb years ago and it just kept going
on and kept going on and then finally the guy come up with you know this he's.
A dog yapping or something.
Some shit like that.
Yeah.
We all know how this goes.
We've all been involved in shit like that and it blows because you know people get pissed
off they get hurt feelings that you know whatever.
So anyhow so I'm going to keep monitoring this story and here's why.
I want to know what damages he says has been done and what he exactly wants.
Does he want this guy to quit grilling.
Does he want this guy to pay him compensation.
I mean I don't know where he's going with this lawsuit and nor does it say in the snippet
that I got.
Yeah I like to hear the end of that one too.
Yeah.
So I'm going to keep monitoring it and all and I'm going to keep you know I'm going to
keep on this article and I'll keep updating everybody as it goes along as I can find it.
So right.
Right.
Yeah.
And that's all we can do.
Yeah.
You know what.
You're right.
And also I have tomorrow arriving tomorrow.
Gieser Butler from Black Sabbath.
I I've got his new book that's going to show up tomorrow according to Amazon.
I had my doorstep in the morning.
So I will be given a review of this book.
But anyhow I read a little bit about it and it sounds really good.
It's called Into the Void by Gieser Butler and it's the basis for Black Sabbath very
famously and I love the guy.
He's a great base basis very underrated in my opinion.
And I'm really I'm really interested in what he has to say and all that all went on.
I read Tony Iommi's book Iron Man and it was fantastic.
And and you know and I know the whole thing.
I read Dio's book.
It was good but not quite not nearly as good as in my opinion as Tony Iommi's.
Tony Iommi's book went a little bit more into depth of what I really wanted to know about
Sabbath where Dio was kind of just giving a rundown of where he's been and his opinion
on a few things that happened.
It was still good but I liked Iommi's book much better.
So this is from Rolling Stone online.
Gieser Butler's retired after more than a half a century of defining and redefining
heavy with his bands Black Sabbath, Heaven and Hell and Deadland Ritual.
Most people would know Deadland Ritual.
I know it but it's it's okay.
It's kind of a super group.
I forgot who all's in it but it's him and some other well-known musicians and and it
was okay but and as well as his own solo projects the bassist, lyricist and songwriter now lives
a much quieter existence.
I don't want to do anything anymore he jokes with Rolling Stone while discussing the just
released memoir Into the Void from Birth to Black Sabbath and Beyond.
Butler came to this decision before the pandemic while on the road with his this oh okay they
call it here with the super group Deadland Ritual.
I didn't realize how hard starting from scratch is especially when you're used to your own
playing and staying at Four Seasons in the Ritz Carlton and then you're back in little
clubs and getting on a bus together he says it just didn't suit me.
Other than working on one-off projects he recently sent a song to former Guns N' Roses
drummer Matt Sorum and special gigs like the Taylor Hawkins tribute, his touring days are
over.
He's also ruling out any new activity of Black Sabbath.
He said I don't think Ozzy's up for it anyway and I think we all know that Ozzy is deteriorating
quite a bit although you may hear different stories and stuff the fact is is he's probably
if he does a show I don't think he could probably do one over 50 minutes to an hour and he definitely
can't tour and his health is definitely ailing and it sucks but I think that the whole Black
Sabbath thing is gone now it's not it's not it's not gonna come back I think Ozzy's solo
is gone now it's not coming back sadly Father Time is caught up with most people involved
you know so honestly I've just recently listened to the last two albums the Ozzy or not circle
no patient number nine and under the graveyard yeah yeah he put out some in my opinion I
think that's some of his best work I agree I agree 100% Rob I think under the graveyard
was excellent but patient number nine is could be the best album he's ever done and that's
hard to say we'll get back to geezer we'll get back into geezer Butler here in a minute
but some of the people that he played with on patient number nine like Jeff Beck and
Eric Clapton and then he's doing he did songs with Tony Iommi he did songs with Zach Wilde
he did songs with his producer shit I forgot his name he's a really good producer he used
to play in California Breed with Glenn Hughes yeah he's a younger guy but I can't think
of his name but anyhow all right so back to Butler but I agree with you 100% patient number
nine to me might be one of the best albums if not the best album Ozzy has ever done and
I think that the writing on it is superb the playing on it definitely is superb because
of all the influences and musicians he used yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean yeah it's kind
of like his finale his his goodbye to everybody is like you know what I want to be remembered
for this so this thing here is going to be my best ever my masterpiece my Mona Lisa if
you will go ahead I believe that this is his Picasso this is his Mona Lisa the writing
on it is superb the playing on it is superb and Ozzy's voice on it is superb I don't
care if it was tracked dubbed overdubbed like he does it is fantastic and it takes a certain
amount of talent even him with not the best voice around and not the voice best voice control it
was a masterfully done album and I appreciate it as a music fan and he didn't have to do it it's
not like he broke the bank on it or needed the money he did it for himself and his fans and that's
what I really appreciate is that right there he always wanted to play with Jeff Beck he always
wanted to play with Eric Clapton he always wanted to play with some of these people Taylor Hawkins
who passed away if the food fighters drummer Matt Sorem what's his name the bassist from
GNR how come I can't think of names tonight yeah we are Duff McKagan yeah I wanted to try out my
new mic so I said that's what I'm a tax and I appreciate you doing one on the fly so anyway
I appreciate well we'll do more like this too a little bit here and there because with some
stuff coming up that I'll tell you outside of here but not on the podcast I don't wish to right
here but some other things coming up we're probably gonna have to piece it together like
we're gonna be doing tonight like take this bit and that bit and instead of doing like three hours
one night we'll do like 40 minutes one night an hour one night 30 minutes another night or something
like that if that's okay with you hey that's fine with me man okay excellent so anyhow back to
geezer here I definitely will I definitely will and it's much appreciated so okay so what we're
what we're talking about mostly Butler has been spending his time working on into the void an
account of his entire life from a threadbare youth in war-torn WW2 Birmingham England his first
bass only had two strings to the many triumphs and trivials of black Sabbath my dad wasn't really
okay with my music career until I actually showed him the first album that we'd done something
Butler tells Rolling Stone he thought I was just throwing away a chance of a lifetime because I was
the only one out of the whole family who had gotten an office job he just thought I was throwing
all that away for some pipe dream when I finally came home with an album to show him that's when
he started to understand so that's cool so it sounds like his dad was you know most dads would
be like I don't know man you want to go play guitar okay in the book Butler who wrote most
of his lyrics for the original line of a Sabbath which feet also featured singer Ozzy Osborne
guitarist Tony Iommi and drummer Bill Ward breaks down how the group embraced the primord primord
primordial primordial aesthetics of heavy metal shares insights on the song lyrics Iron Man which
is actually about Jesus Christ taking revenge I wondered I wondered that before because the way
it was written I wondered that yeah yeah you know you know he you know he comes back from the grave
and yeah and you know killed the people he once saved me of course Jesus Christ wouldn't do that
the one that we know of you know the one that we we believe in but I see where they're like thinking
you know hey it comes back he's pissed look what you guys did now you're all gonna die and I always
wondered that kind of from their point of view like maybe if they met that like Christ like figure
or something and there you go and tracks the many blowups and reconciliation through the group's
myriad of lineups which they did have a lot of lineups looking back on his life now Butler feels
lucky we've gone through so many ups and downs finally we came out of it all reasonably happy
and healthy he says he's especially sure of his opinion of things he said since he wrote the book
twice his publisher rejected the first version the book because it was in all capital letters
and in a format other than MS word so he had to resubmit it it doesn't usually write in capital
letters he says I just thought it'd be easy for them so I had to do it all again in proper lower
case so well so then rolling stone as I like this question and I've always loved Rolling Stone they
are legitimately great magazine with great articles I've always loved Rolling Stone will
Osborne I only award be upset with anything I read in the book probably yeah Butler says but
it's things that were happening at the time and we're all grown up and got through this all since
then which is the kind of book I want to read I guarantee you I owe me ruffled some feathers
with his I guarantee you that and Dio probably ruffled some feathers well actually Richie Blackmore
knows what Dio thinks of him so he probably just looked at it goes yeah and so yeah one of the more
fascinating entries in in the book is Butler's account of the group's final reunion which
started with the original four Sabbath members holding a press conference in 2011 it had been
a year since Ronnie James Dio had died the Osborne and I owe me had recently settled a lawsuit over
the black Sabbath name Butler told his share of the band name to I owe me in 1984 and and you know
Butler sold his share but I guess well maybe it'll tell in this but I guess Osborne still owned some
of the band name I owe me in 1984 and has since gotten over any regrets I still get a quarter of
everything so it doesn't matter financially said it's just that I can never go out on the road and
call myself black Sabbath the reunion came after Butler and I owe me had been touring under the
name heaven and hell with Dio after Ronnie died me and Tony were thinking let's get somebody else
another singer maybe we do something Rob Halford and do another album Butler says and then Sharon
Osborne called us up and says well what what about getting the original band back together say I
would have loved that with Rob Halford wouldn't of you yeah yeah yeah that would have put a twist on
it would have been fantastic but anyhow but their union came with speed bumps over the next two
years Butler left in return Ward felt slighted and backed out and I owe me underwent treatment
for lymphoma they nevertheless managed to record 13 with drummer Brad Wilk the album eventually
topped the album charts on both sides of the Atlantic and tour intermittently through 2017
and they played their last date of the farewell tour they called the end and I seen him in 2015
so they played a while Butler hoped for a full reunion award but it wasn't in the cards Ozzy and
Tony didn't think he could do it physically the bassist said and so the alternative was if he
could come along and do maybe three or four songs and then do the rest with a different drummer but
Bill said no it's either the whole thing or nothing and I totally understood and respected that here's
how black Sabbath started their final chapters Butler wrote into the void beginning to the end
plowing on in November 2011 the four original members of Sabbath held a press conference at
Whiskey a gogo and announced we were getting back together to record our first studio album since
1978 followed by a world tour we've been discussing it since Ronnie's death and thought it would be a
good way of wrapping the whole Sabbath story up before walking into the sunset as you probably
guessed our union didn't go as planned it all seemed to be working when we gathered at Ozzy's
house to record some demos but then there was a big row about the Sabbath name all over again I
was under the impression that since the original members were back together writing and recording
a new album the name would revert to all four of us whatever happened between Tony and Ozzy a couple
years earlier but but when the name was discussed it became clear that Tony and Ozzy had no intention
to share in the Sabbath name with me or bill I felt cheated so I left the band again they got
someone in to replace me but a couple of weeks later I got a call from Tony begging me to come
back in the end I got my lawyers on the case and they managed to sort everything out I was
assured that despite not part owning the Sabbath name everyone would be split equally and the band
wouldn't be able to tour a Sabbath without my approval if needed Wow I didn't know all that
went into it as right yeah yeah like like we were talking about the other day like with a crew yeah
yeah as writing was as writing was in process at Ozzy's house he made the observation that Tony
had lost too much weight and that he shouldn't that he should get checked out when Tony got back to
England he was diagnosed with a form of lymphoma if I've been diagnosed with cancer and I'd have
canceled everything and stayed home for the rest of my life but Tony's not like that when me and
Ozzy flew to England to resume writing Tony would have chemotherapy in the morning and come
straight home to a studio where he put song ideas together you see that's a musician that's a true
musician yeah we'd say to him Tony have a couple weeks off and I didn't like me or you yeah you know
we would be yeah we would be ever since you let me on this show I know I love it it's a great it's
fun isn't it I can tell I can tell that's when yeah I can tell because that's when Topher was
kidnapped that I figured you'd be the the the best replacement and I knew that and you approved so
well I hope I get better you are you're getting better right before my eyes so just keep doing it
all right we'd say to him Tony have a couple weeks off and I and I did take time off including
watching Birmingham soccer team Austin Villa play a preseason friendly against the Portland Timbers
in Oregon man Tom Hanks a fellow villain and introduced the teams before kickoff but while I
was away having fun with my wife Gloria Tony was at home getting on with work he was tired and
nauseous his hair was falling out but he was determined to plow on just like he did when he
lost the tips of his fingers which is true yeah yep well Tony was just about was was about up to
writing and playing his guitar in the studio he certainly wasn't able to tour he did a one-off gig
headlining the download festival in England prior to a warm-up in Birmingham the reunion tour was
put on ice and instead we went out as Ozzie and friends and and the friends included Zach Wilde
Adam Wakeman and Tony Clifettos of uh and Slash uh not Tony I said Tony Tommy Clifettos which is one
of my favorite drummers when uh Bill first came back I thought he was doing great his timing was
off a few times but that's Bill however when me and Gloria got back in a haul from a holiday in
Hawaii we were told he'd been fired Bill put out a statement saying he'd given an unsignable contract
and wouldn't be putting pen to paper until he was shown dignity and respect I don't know what the
ins and outs because contracts and the like were always sorted out between our lawyers however I
suspect Bill was given an unsignable contract because Sharon didn't think he was up to a world
tour in fact I know that Ozzie and Tony didn't think he was physically able because of a shoulder
problem and heart condition like the Godfather in reverse maybe uh they made a bill an offer he
couldn't accept so anyhow there's a lot more to this article but you know um I'm going to you know
what I just decided right here on the spot I'm not going to go any further into it and here's why
because I'm going to read the book and I'm going to give a review for it coming up so anyhow
Rolling Stone thank you that was some great stuff like they always do and I'm going to turn it over
to you uh Rob Rad for a few minutes and then we will say goodbye on this podcast so um go ahead
you had a couple things you wanted to talk about hello Rob you there
all right we see oh there you are I got you
okay sorry I actually hit me
okay it's been a long day man it's been a long day I was getting ready to just shut the whole
thing off and then call you I'm glad you said something when you did go ahead no no I just
looked down I was on me oh man oh no actually I I'm gonna step into the sports world okay uh go forth
um normally I'm a football guy chiefs all the way okay uh I gave up on baseball a few years ago
well we kind of had to we kind of had to with the Royals Jesus yeah yeah yeah yeah I gave up on 86
yeah yeah the year the year after they won the world series they did so crappy the next year
oh I gave up on baseball I I can't blame you but when they came back to life in 14 and 15
I got I got back on the Royals and they were very exciting so it's like this if baseball was
different and shared the wealth more and and did they operated more like the NFL does I would be
still not rabid about baseball but very interested in it I'd be watching it every night practically
because I don't like other shows really I mean I just don't really like regular tv at all
but I love sports okay well that leads me into the story okay go ahead um Aaron Judge the right
fielder in Yankees I guess he's a big man like I said I don't follow baseball but I've been seeing
this yeah he has he has the American League record as of last year for home runs okay well recently
he made a catch okay uh-huh it was a fly ball to him he caught it it was in his glove he was in
the playing field okay and I have watched the footage on this by the way he was clearly in
the playing field his back went up against the wall which happened to be a gate okay the gate opened up
he stepped off the field okay the ball was in his glove the whole time okay so he didn't drop it
no no no he so he was running back on the field he caught the ball on the ball
backed up into the gate it opened and he stepped off the field wow the umpire's rule of it a ground
rule double yeah I know of this because you told me this but when we were discussing what we're
going to talk about yeah and that's why I said well prematurely because I didn't go over the
particulars with you but now that you said that I cannot believe they ruled that a ground rule
double because that was clearly a catch it wasn't his fault he went through the gate
right no they ruled they ruled it a ground rule double the batter got ended up on second base
he should have been out yes which leads me into my rank which you were just talking about okay I'm
thinking just like the NFL you have instant replay okay I think baseball I think soccer I think every
sport should have instant replay um should I really do I got a question should it be
should it be the same format as football where you get so many of them and then that's it you
have a little red flag like let's see yeah Andy you think okay okay and then you get three per
game maybe like uh like uh football yeah yeah and then if you don't just a uh upstairs challenge
okay um I don't know how you just something I don't know how you would punish anybody by losing a
second time out though um because in football they take away time out in baseball you don't have time
outs well I'm more or less talking about upstairs you're just talking about upstairs they have so
many times they can say that like let's say they have two or three times a game that they can ask
for it then then that's it right right I agree with that because if not you're just going to
get endless litigation like hey all that you know and then then they get mad at the other team and
they fucking make them go with duty you know I could just see that escalating so yeah I agree
with you well because of this story you know just this play right here yeah there's a bunch of fans
there's a bunch of organizations upset over it was it in yankee stadium or was it or was it in
another ballpark um I don't know what I did not read what's ball yeah well the next podcast we'll
get all look it up because I'm curious to know whether it was a yankee stadium or not because
that makes uh that makes a difference to me also because the crowd I know it's like a light blue
date that opened up oh I'm okay it may not have been I've actually been to yankee stadium but I
do not remember the colors of the gates so I don't know yeah yeah like I said I just watched a video
a couple days ago but yeah I mean I thought it was because I've always thought that I really have
not just football other sports should have instant replay uh yeah yeah I think all sports should be
allotted a certain amount of it I mean you can't inundate the game with it but you can allow I
think they need to allow a certain amount of it yes yeah two three became yes something yeah yep
well uh we're in agreement and I think that this will facilitate it quicker than anything is bad
calls like that yep so yeah and I also have another one okay it's in the horse racing world though
so okay oh you don't know the horses that died this one huh oh there's a lot of race horses that
have died suddenly yeah that that's what I was getting really into okay go ahead actually
actually okay the latest one
he got his right front leg nearing the quarter pole on thursday's race third race
had to be euthanized on the track oh second incident in four days on this track so that was
counted as one of the horses dying okay yeah this one was this was the last one okay and the owner's
name was rodriguez I didn't write down the horse way too well one trainer himself he had like six
horses die under his belt which is insane well this guy here is rodriguez the owner uh-huh
he's had four horses die this year oh he was another one like okay three of them dying at
aqueduct which I'm guessing is another track yes and just this year at church hill downs
there's been 12 horse deaths that's going to lead to a lot of things number one there's going to be
a lot of things number one there's going to be a lot of animal groups that are going to get involved
number two that's going to give them a very bad name among the american public the american public
loves horse racing well a certain degree of people do let's say that out of 100 percent 20 percent
love it okay and they will take time to watch it well that 20 percent is going to be this
a certain amount of american become disenfranchised over that because I know that if there's something
that I like and it seems like they're hurting animals I you know I won't like it anymore I mean
you know it's natural for people to go you know what I don't feel like this is worth an animal
being abused over so it's going to be interesting to see how well the church hill downs and all of
these uh horse racing facilities and and shows and competitions are going to be affected by this
yeah well they shut the race down for the weekend and they're in there they should have too
they're a bit good only let's see what what did that say
let's say um all but two of the deaths have been attributed to racing or training leg injuries
other than 12 they're they're doing something wrong because why is this suddenly rearing its
ugly head right I'm thinking there's something wrong with that track if they keep getting leg
injuries huh that's good well it's just like a dirt track that's not done right people are like
flipping over and tires shredded yeah that's that's a good point that's a good point I mean
even nascar if there's something wrong with the track you know they have to throw a caution
that's that's an inordinate amount I see where you're going with that now because I was going
somewhere else with that uh you know what I agree with you 100 there's got to be something going
on at that track that is uh that is uh making this occur yeah wow um and do you have the name
of the train owner has had three die at another track they need to be investigating that one the
same owner okay yeah same owner has lost four horses this year alone three at one track and one
at this one I it sounds to me like the whole damn sport is uh corrupt something's going on
well they obviously don't seem to give a shit about their animals
yeah yeah at least at least a good portion of them and everything else geez wow well I've never been
a big horse uh uh horse racing fan I've never really tried to watch it or anything but I'll
tell you what all of a sudden now I'm I'm kind of wondering about it and I'm not real happy with it
geez I I'll tell you what if like you and I two people that don't necessarily really care I didn't
have anything really against it before but now it sounds like I kind of do yeah yeah wow that is um
um that's not good no it's not wow thanks for the report okay and what else Rob
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few more of them you know we can do a closing thought with Rob from now on we we might do that
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right we're getting towards the end of this uh broadcast um we're gonna start um doing um closing
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