1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:17,280 Live from the city market, it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast. 2 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,280 We need your help. 3 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:23,280 Tester has been abducted. 4 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:30,280 We believe by the cat producers of Mid-America. 5 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:37,280 We believe it is being tortured with kill videos. 6 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,280 Please keep them in your thoughts and prayers. 7 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,280 Hashtag LetTesterGo. 8 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:53,280 Two thimble dicks and a crash cart will be right back. 9 00:00:53,280 --> 00:01:00,280 Oh Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half. 10 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:07,280 Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose. 11 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:12,280 Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child. 12 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:16,280 It's okay, I have a clown nose. 13 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:20,280 Clown nose, just put one on and you can do anything. 14 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,280 Want to run for office? Murder people in public? 15 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,280 Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs. 16 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,280 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. 17 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,280 Grab one today and make magic happen. 18 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:36,280 Hello everybody, Two Douchebags and a Microphone. I am Mark. 19 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,280 And I'm Rob Rad. 20 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:44,280 Rob Rad is a guest star again because Topher once again has been kidnapped by the evil doers. 21 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,280 The Kale people have kidnapped him. 22 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:52,280 And I think we had some footage sent to us, didn't we? 23 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:56,280 I have people on site that have been in sight. 24 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,280 They're watching and getting ready to kidnap him anytime. 25 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,280 Oh God, we need him back. 26 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:07,280 They have been showing and forcing them to watch Kale videos. 27 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:12,280 I put my fellow Ozarkians in the workforce, but... 28 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:17,280 Oh, that's what we need. We need those hillbillies to go fucking get him. 29 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,280 Whatever it takes. 30 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:24,280 Yeah, I'll tell you what, you ain't stopping a hillbilly. You ain't stopping a pissed off hillbilly, are you? 31 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,280 Oh, hell no. Hell no. 32 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:33,280 No, no. I don't care how bad these Kale people think they are. They ain't stopping those boys down there. 33 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:37,280 So, yeah, so we are going to get Topher back. 34 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:50,280 He's been stolen by the...I think it was the greater new contemporary mid-America Kale eaters and producers of America and surrounding areas. 35 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,280 Kidnapped him. 36 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:57,280 And they're giving us little excerpts of him screaming because they're throwing Kale at him. 37 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,280 And they're making him watch Kale videos. He's being tortured, people. 38 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:05,280 Yeah, would that be a name? From the reports I'm getting, there's only like six people left. 39 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,280 That's it? Well, there's really not that many...well, there is quite a few stupid... 40 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,280 Well, they're called Kale lovers. 41 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:16,280 Yeah, I mean, yeah. There's a lot of rubes out there that think this stuff is actually good, so... 42 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,280 I've got like 40 hillbillies sitting out the doorway. 43 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:27,280 Oh, I can't wait for that. Oh, I can't wait for that. Oh, these Kale people are going to be fucked when they get him. 44 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,280 Yeah, they are. 45 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:36,280 Yeah, right. Well, I got a neat little story. You know Kim Jong-Un, right? That little fucking...that little fat, sawed-off piece of shit? 46 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 47 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,280 The Chinese, yeah. 48 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:43,280 He is Korean. Korean, yes. North Korean. 49 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:48,280 Well, you know he's a little sack of shit, right? And he's a mean little bastard. 50 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:54,280 And the South Koreans hate him because he keeps wanting to take them over and threaten them and all that. 51 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:59,280 So South Korea is taking a nice little jab at its enemy's leader. 52 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:07,280 North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un had an appearance on May 16th when the South Korean Parliamentary Intelligence Committee... 53 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,280 ...Intelligence Committee... 54 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,280 Every time I say intelligence, I fuck it up. So what does that mean? 55 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,280 And anyhow... 56 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:20,280 Intelligence Committee used AI to estimate his weight at 308 pounds. 57 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:26,280 Are you talking about the United States Intelligence Committee? 58 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:30,280 No, no, no. The South Korean. They're archenemies. 59 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:34,280 Okay, well if you were saying America, then I couldn't understand what you're meaning. 60 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:35,280 Okay, no, no, no. 61 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:36,280 I didn't see why you laughed. 62 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:46,280 Yeah, it was the South Korean Parliamentary Intelligence Committee. They used AI to estimate his weight at 308 pounds. 63 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:52,280 The North Korean fat-ass leader appeared tired and had dark circles around his eyes. 64 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:58,280 Obviously his 5'4 ass had a difficult time lugging around that large of a carcass. 65 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,280 That was funny, Mark. 66 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:06,280 Oh yeah. Look for thunder thighs to do something retaliatory because he's that kind of a little penis. 67 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:11,280 So he might send his bestest buddy Dennis Rodman over there as punishment. 68 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:16,280 Then no class loser would make everybody vomit. 69 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:26,280 I told you just earlier today while I was doing my homework for the show about him sleeping all the time. He has a sleep disorder. Sleeping all the time. 70 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,280 Who? The North Korean leader? 71 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:31,280 Kim Jong, whatever. 72 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:34,280 Ung or Ung or whatever. Yeah. Really? 73 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:37,280 Yeah, he's sleeping all the time. Yeah. 74 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:43,280 I didn't even report a while ago saying that. Or saying this. 75 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,280 He has some sort of sleep disorder where... 76 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,280 There must be something to that one. 77 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,280 Well, that would explain the dark circles probably. 78 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,280 Overweight. 79 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,280 Yeah, yeah. All that. 80 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:58,280 Not getting any exercise. Yeah. 81 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,280 Wow. 82 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,280 Alright. 83 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,280 Okay, I can believe that. 84 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:09,280 So, you know we have a segment on this show called Dear Douchebags, right? 85 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,280 Oh yeah. Yeah. 86 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:19,280 And we have people write us in with various issues and we try to ruin their lives with bad advice. 87 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,280 Gotcha. 88 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:28,280 Yeah, yeah. That's what we do. We always tell people, you know what, don't take our advice. That's the worst thing you can do in the whole world. But we still dish it out. 89 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:36,280 But this is just a warning. We've been warning people forever. As a matter of fact, whatever advice we give, you should do the polar opposite. 90 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:41,280 The exact opposite of what we should say. If you want to live a good life, stay away from our advice. 91 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:44,280 That's why our lives are jacked up. 92 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:47,280 Yes, yes. So, proof and point. Us. 93 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:53,280 And you know, and then Topher, he's being kidnapped by the Kel people. So that tells you that right there. 94 00:06:53,280 --> 00:07:02,280 So, anyhow, Dear Douchebags, my fiance's dad stays the night often. 95 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:08,280 He is a delightful man, but one major problem. He leaves his dentures all over the kitchen counter. 96 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:16,280 This shit is gross. We've asked him to nicely not do it anymore, but he doesn't seem to get it. 97 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:20,280 Thanks in advance, signed dentures no more in Baltimore. 98 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,280 Those names are great, aren't they? 99 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:27,280 I tell you that our Douchebag fans come up with the neatest names. 100 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,280 Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. 101 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:33,280 And I can't believe it. He even thanked us in advance for horrible advice. You can't beat that. 102 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:39,280 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no problem, dentures no more in Baltimore. 103 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:47,280 Dear Beemore, this sucks bad and I only have a few suggestions for the toothless one. 104 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:55,280 Insert a small piece of metal in the bottom of his dentures, get a strong magnet, and when he goes to grab his fakes, 105 00:07:55,280 --> 00:08:01,280 move them around and tell him it has denture worms from leaving them out. 106 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:11,280 He'll be like, oh shit, man, me leaving them on the counter. They have denture worms. I can't even wear them now. 107 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:18,280 So, you know, that's a great idea and if that doesn't work, we even have a backup plan. 108 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:24,280 Pop Rocks. Take Pop Rocks on the gum line of his heath. 109 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:31,280 The unpleasant little surprise might make him reluctant to place them there carelessly again. 110 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:36,280 You can always say, you know what, the Pop Rocks must have been on the counter and when you sat them down, they just stuck to them. 111 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:43,280 We had nothing to do with it, Pops. You know, sorry, man, just bad timing, I guess. 112 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:49,280 Or number three, take bitter aspirin and crush them up to powder. 113 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:53,280 And then rub said dentures in powder and watch him pucker. 114 00:08:53,280 --> 00:09:01,280 Have you ever had a bitter aspirin that like broke apart in your mouth before you had a chance to drink it and how horrible it tastes 115 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:05,280 and you can't get that bitterness out of your mouth for hours? 116 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,280 No. I have. It sucks. 117 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:12,280 I'd probably be like eating a raw from cinnamon and lube. Eh, probably. 118 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:20,280 Number four, bubble gum. Maybe grape flavor all over the teeth. Purple teeth might cure this guy from now on. 119 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:24,280 Well, that's all I got. Good luck, asshole. 120 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:31,280 So that's our suggestions and that was Dear Douchebag. 121 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:36,280 And like we said, Robbie, should you ever take our advice? 122 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,280 You're on your own. 123 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:43,280 Yeah, if you take our advice, we're going to tell you right now, don't come back to us. 124 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:48,280 We told you it's the worst thing you can do in the whole world is take our advice. 125 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:53,280 So anyhow, hey, did you hear about Dion Sanders? 126 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:59,280 He was in the invited. You heard nothing about it. What's up? 127 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:03,280 Okay. You know, he had a couple of toes amputated. 128 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,280 No, I didn't hear that. 129 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:10,280 Yeah, he did. Yeah. And I like Dion. I'm not making fun of him. I just ran across the story. He's like, oh shit. 130 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:13,280 I really do like. I like him too. 131 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:19,280 Yeah, he seems to be a legitimately real good guy. 132 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:24,280 And he's obviously a really good coach. And I read this. I really felt bad for him and it sucks. 133 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:32,280 Dion Sanders had a foot surgery in September 2021 to repair a dislocated toe and an inflamed nerve. 134 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:42,280 He later developed blood clots and a compartment syndrome in his left leg, which threatened his life and his limb. 135 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:47,280 So that's serious shit. I mean, you know, it was starting his life. 136 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:58,280 Yeah. So his life and his limb was threatened and he underwent several operations, including a vasectomy to relieve the pressure and swelling on his calf muscle. 137 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:04,280 He lost 35 pounds and his big toe and second toe amputated. 138 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:10,280 We wish him, you know, we wish him well. You know, we need more dancing duck and goat commercials anyhow. 139 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,280 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 140 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:17,280 I think I might make my miss. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. 141 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:22,280 I forgot about that, doc. Yep. Yep. Yeah. 142 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:26,280 So, no, we're not going to call him Robbie Duck. He's Robbie Rad. 143 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:37,280 Yeah, Rob. And remember, if you're a male and you're into sending body part pictures to anybody, they go to Rob Rad's inbox. 144 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:44,280 Now, while we're on this, Mark, he likes it. We've been a while talking about this now. 145 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:48,280 OK. And I ain't got a single picture. 146 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:54,280 You have 30 days from today. 147 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,280 I'll have to take a picture of you. 148 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:04,280 I will. I will. I'll be laughing her ass off at you while you're having to do it. 149 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:08,280 Well, here's here. Here's the deal. 150 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:14,280 Yeah. Whoever sends him pictures, remember, he wants the face and the ass in the same picture. 151 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:22,280 So ask that with your face turned around, smiling. He wants to see you're going to need Val to take the picture. 152 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:29,280 I'm sure there's somebody out there that will. If not, I'll find I'll pay somebody to. 153 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:34,280 I'm getting a little lonely down here in the Ozarks. Come on, guys. Come on. Break loose. 154 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,280 Break loose. Couple of asshole pictures and send them to Rob. 155 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:46,280 What the hell? He won't tell anybody. He won't share it. 156 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:52,280 So, so, Rob, you're pretty stoked with some of the stuff you had. You got something you want to go into? 157 00:12:52,280 --> 00:13:05,280 Yeah. Yeah. I've been doing some research. You may have heard about the Red Bull lawsuit back in 2014. 158 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:13,280 I can't remember. So please refresh. You know, OK, I may have. I don't I don't remember. Go ahead. 159 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:24,280 2014 Red Bull was fined 13 million dollars for falsely advertising that their energy drinks would give customers wings. 160 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:31,280 The lawsuit was filed by customers who claimed that they were misled by the company's marketing. 161 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:35,280 Oh, my God. And they won. 162 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:48,280 The settlement required people to pay out the 13 million to customers who purchased their energy drinks between 2002 and 2014. 163 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:58,280 Red Bull also agreed to change their marketing to make it clear that their products do not actually provide physical wings. 164 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:02,280 That's fucking insane. How did they win that lawsuit? 165 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:07,280 I don't know. But you know, that sounds to me like a big shakedown from lawyers. 166 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:15,280 You know that the people that went out and bought like a case of Red Bull may have got like three cents in the mail. 167 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:19,280 The people make money off all those class action shit are the lawyers. 168 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:23,280 The people that are actually the victims don't hardly make anything. 169 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:29,280 And that sounded to me like a big fucking lawyer shakedown to me. 170 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:38,280 As a human being, any kind of brain, how would you think drinking this drink would give you physical wings? 171 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:43,280 You know, I've got an answer to that. And here it is. OK. 172 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,280 You go to Kansas City every now and then, right? 173 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:50,280 Yeah. OK. You look around, right? 174 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:56,280 OK. You see people just standing there looking off in a daze. 175 00:14:56,280 --> 00:15:04,280 Not knowing where they're at, basically. Drooling, pill heads, idiots, morons, what have you, drunks. 176 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:11,280 OK. Those are the people that might believe this. 177 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:15,280 Ms. Goldfenstein. 178 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:21,280 You know, so people that receive this money. 179 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:26,280 Well, yeah, they probably got their three cents on a check in the mail. Yes. 180 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:30,280 But yeah, those are the people that receive this money. 181 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:36,280 You know, if someone if someone sent me that lawsuit, I wouldn't do it out of principle. 182 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,280 And here's why. Number one, you're not you're not going to break the bank. 183 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,280 No one's going to give you like even ten thousand dollars. 184 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,280 They're not even going to give you a hundred dollars. 185 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:49,280 They're going to give you change at the best, maybe 40 cents, maybe two bucks. 186 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,280 OK. So let's say you get two bucks. 187 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:57,280 I wouldn't do it because all that's doing is making some other asshole all the money. 188 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:01,280 And you're just there schlep for doing it. Yeah. Yeah. 189 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,280 I wouldn't do it. I'd be like, no. 190 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:08,280 And also, I want the price of Red Bull to stay down being a fan of it. 191 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:12,280 I'm doing this. You'll get all this money and then they'll raise the price 192 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,280 because they had to fucking throw all this money towards this worthless shit. 193 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,280 And then they got to change their whole ad campaigns over this. 194 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,280 No way. I'm not doing it. 195 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,280 If more people thought like that, we wouldn't have so much bullshit. 196 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,280 All the litigation in America. Everything is litigation. 197 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:32,280 I'm fucking tired of it. Yeah, we're talking about Motley Crue and the litigation. 198 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:37,280 It's bullshit. You know, they all work together, all four of them for all these years. 199 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:47,280 And you know what? They should have been able to just been like, you know what, man? 200 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,280 We're here. We think you deserve this. 201 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,280 And thank you for being a valuable part. 202 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,280 And without you, Motley Crue would have never happened. 203 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,280 And we're sorry we got to go our own ways. 204 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:02,280 But you know what? It shouldn't be like, all right, you're out of the band. 205 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,280 My lawyer will be sending you a message. 206 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,280 It shouldn't be like that. It should never be like that. 207 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,280 No, no, no. Yeah. 208 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:13,280 The problem is in America is we have too much pride and we have too many lawyers. 209 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,280 And everybody's out to prove their point. 210 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:20,280 Because like I was telling my friend Davey, it's not even money they were trying to do with us. 211 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,280 It's just pride shit. 212 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,280 It's just like, oh, we're going to show Mick Mars. 213 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:29,280 So it's just it's it's ridiculous. 214 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,280 And I can't stand the society like that. 215 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:36,280 It's just like everybody tries to get over on the other one. 216 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:40,280 So anyhow, no, no long answer. 217 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:44,280 After all, this is I did not know about that lawsuit. 218 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,280 So yeah, yeah. 219 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,280 And it's fucking ridiculous. 220 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,280 They lost. Yeah, that is the sad part. 221 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:57,280 Because people thought they actually threw me. 222 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:01,280 Man, fuck. Yeah. 223 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,280 I'm getting a crunching on ice. I'm sorry. 224 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,280 I know it's bad table manners. 225 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,280 All right, Rob, you got a gun cells. 226 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,280 You got something else you want to hit? 227 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:17,280 Oh, I got a fact for you. 228 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,280 OK. 229 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:28,280 Get a book of world records holds the record for being the most stolen from the public libraries. 230 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:32,280 I love that. 231 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,280 That's a pretty cool fact. 232 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,280 That is a fact. 233 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:41,280 I could see that, you know, we were growing up, you know, everybody. 234 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:45,280 Oh, I was all kinds of really what records we have to beat, you know. 235 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,280 Oh, yeah. 236 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,280 Nothing else to do. 237 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,280 No. Yeah. Yep. 238 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,280 No Internet, no smartphones. 239 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:58,280 We go grab a book of world records to see how many hula hoops someone fucking paraded around their midsection for three hours. 240 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,280 Yeah. Yeah. 241 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,280 Who jumped the first rant? 242 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,280 You know? Yeah. 243 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:10,280 Yeah. You know, I want to know who will the you know, if it wasn't evil, can evil who held the bike jumping? 244 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,280 I remember I used to look there all the time. Yeah. Yeah. 245 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,280 I mean, that was the stuff I was. 246 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,280 Yeah, because evil can evil. 247 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:21,280 He progressed on to like canyons and all that stuff. 248 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,280 You know, he did Caesar's Palace. 249 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:27,280 But then after that, he started using rocket bikes, not bikes. 250 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,280 Yeah. Yeah. 251 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,280 They started using rocket bikes. 252 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,280 Now, I'm not dogging it. 253 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,280 It was still dangerous as hell. 254 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,280 And it was still very talented to do it. 255 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,280 Took a lot of balls and guts because he could have died easily. 256 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:42,280 Okay. But I would say a lot of cocaine back in the day. 257 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,280 Probably so. 258 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,280 So, yeah. 259 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:58,280 So the thing is, is this right here, he kind of left the motorcycle jumping industry and went into something a little bit more modified and specified chasing records and doing new unique things. 260 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:03,280 I mean, he was so good at promotion for himself and the things that he did. 261 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:08,280 So, you know, he kind of left the bike thing alone after that. 262 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:12,280 And then other people are coming up and doing unique things on regular bikes. 263 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:17,280 So I used to get the Guinness Book of World Records and hunt that up and check that out. 264 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:26,280 And then I go like the world's largest Domino chain or whatever, you know, or like the largest ever recorded. 265 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,280 Like it was like it was like four foot long or some shit. 266 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,280 I'm like, wow. 267 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,280 And then they show a little picture of it. 268 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,280 Fuck, look at that white head. 269 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:39,280 So anyhow, you know, slap fighting is suddenly huge. 270 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,280 Have you ever seen slap fighting? 271 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,280 Yeah, yeah, it's catching on. 272 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,280 Yeah, I'm starting to see it everywhere. 273 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:47,280 So I started looking it up and it is brutal. 274 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,280 That slap fighting is fucking mean. 275 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,280 People do it down here. 276 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,280 Oh, they do? 277 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,280 Yeah. 278 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,280 So it's kind of like MMA was or probably still is. 279 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:01,280 It's going to be like the next MMA I do believe. 280 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:07,280 Well, Dana White from MMA is in. 281 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,280 He's in on this. 282 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,280 He's firmly in it. 283 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,280 Yeah. 284 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,280 So it's going to be a success. 285 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:19,280 But, you know, have you ever went to Whiskey Tango's out there in Oak Grove out on the very east side of Kansas City? 286 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,280 Actually, it's outside of the city limits. 287 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,280 It's a country bar and it's a huge country bar. 288 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,280 I mean, it's like it goes on forever. 289 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,280 It's a huge country bar. 290 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,280 Well, they have MMA fights there still, I believe. 291 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:37,280 But anyhow, I was there watching one and I was so close I was getting blood on me. 292 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,280 So I had to move. 293 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:43,280 And yeah, they have cages right there. 294 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:47,280 And I mean, you just see people just kick the shit out of each other. 295 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,280 What have you? 296 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,280 So slap fighting is like now the new MMA. 297 00:21:51,280 --> 00:22:00,280 And I'm going to take a look on their website a little bit later and see if they're actually promoting any slap fighting because slap fighting is starting to take over in a lot of areas. 298 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:11,280 And people like slap fighting because they say that it isn't as brutal as like boxing where they're claiming it doesn't fuck your head up like that. 299 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:16,280 Give you the CTE like a lot of boxers have faced in their life. 300 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:20,280 You know, and of course, football players, too. 301 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,280 OK, I think kind of see that a little bit. 302 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:27,280 Yeah, you're still getting hit in the head, but you're getting hit in the face. 303 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,280 Yeah. 304 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,280 In the back of the head. 305 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,280 Not. 306 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,280 Yes. 307 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,280 Yeah. 308 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:39,280 And they say, you know what, if you want to watch a fight, not only is this brutal, but it's safer. 309 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,280 Yeah. 310 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,280 Yeah. 311 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,280 You sound normal. 312 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,280 OK, good. 313 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,280 I was hearing everything you were saying. 314 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,280 I know you were, but it wasn't coming out through here. 315 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,280 We had a little bit of technical difficulty there. 316 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,280 So if you heard some clipping, we had to start over for a second. 317 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,280 So anyhow, slap fighting is suddenly huge. 318 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:02,280 Some slap fighting beatdowns have have gone viral. 319 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:09,280 Most famously, the man's face swelling up on live video to where he is unrecognizable. 320 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,280 Have you seen that one? 321 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,280 Yeah, there's a bunch of it. 322 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,280 It's crazy. 323 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,280 Yeah. 324 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:22,280 UFC President Dana White is selling slap fighting as the next big thing. 325 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,280 And I believe it. 326 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:32,280 I mean, I mean, it's you know, I mean, people might think especially going to Dana White is back in it. 327 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,280 It's going to be big. 328 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,280 Yeah. Yeah. 329 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,280 Exactly. 330 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,280 He's behind UFC and he has a cloudy. 331 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:42,280 He has people and yeah, it's going to be big. 332 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,280 And more importantly, he's got the money. 333 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,280 Yes, he does. 334 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:54,280 The Nevada Athletic Commission has sanctioned the league for competitions in Las Vegas. 335 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,280 So there you go. 336 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,280 Vegas can have the competition. 337 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,280 So that is it. 338 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,280 It is off the running. 339 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,280 Yeah. 340 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:08,280 It's a home run said White, who's who is among several UFC officials involved in the league. 341 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,280 So there's other UFC officials involved in it, too. 342 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,280 Yeah. 343 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:23,280 Due to its brutal nature, slap fighting has been questioned on its safety, regardless, regardless to say there are already organizations trying to stop the sport. 344 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:32,280 But like we're talking about earlier, it's been argued that because you don't use any apparatus that and you just hit to the face that there is. 345 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,280 Yeah. 346 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,280 What now? 347 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,280 I'm just saying you're not hitting the temple. 348 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,280 You're not hitting the side of the head. 349 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,280 Yeah. 350 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,280 You're hitting the face. 351 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,280 Yeah. 352 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:50,280 That's what I'm saying, too, is I don't know why they're freaking out because I think this may be the safer alternative to anything else. 353 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:55,280 I mean, like kickboxing, you routinely see people like got to snap their leg. 354 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,280 Yeah. 355 00:24:56,280 --> 00:25:00,280 Just get beat so bad that you don't even know if they're going to get come out of it. 356 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,280 Do what? 357 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,280 Even just regular boxing. 358 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,280 Oh, regular boxing is worse. 359 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,280 The blows to the head. 360 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,280 Yeah. 361 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:11,280 The blows to the head is what fucks people up because I mean, you don't believe me. 362 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,280 Look at Muhammad Ali in the last 20 years of his life. 363 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,280 Yeah. 364 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,280 Yeah. 365 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,280 He couldn't even talk. 366 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,280 Yeah. 367 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,280 He got Parkinson's due to head blows. 368 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,280 Yeah. 369 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,280 Yeah. 370 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:27,280 I mean, watch one fight between him and Frazier and you could tell how come he had it. 371 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,280 Geez. 372 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,280 Yeah. 373 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,280 Those guys beat the hell out of each other. 374 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,280 Oh, that was a battle. 375 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,280 That was a battle. 376 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,280 Oh, man. 377 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:38,280 Old Joltin Joe Frazier and Muhammad Ali with some of the best boxing one could ever win. 378 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,280 Oh, yes it was. 379 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,280 Yeah. 380 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:47,280 One casualty or severe injury and I'm certain the sport will encounter much opposition. 381 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:52,280 Me, if you're dumb enough to participate, you're dumb enough for any possible outcome. 382 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,280 And that goes for everything. 383 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,280 You know, that goes for boxing or whatever. 384 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,280 And I don't even, and I even say it wrong when I say dumb. 385 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,280 I mean, I don't think it's dumb. 386 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,280 I mean, because if that's your passion, go ahead, do it all you want. 387 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,280 And there's a big market in it. 388 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,280 Yeah. 389 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,280 People want to see it. 390 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,280 So. 391 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,280 Yeah. 392 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,280 You know the risks. 393 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,280 And if that's what you want to do, then okay. 394 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:19,280 I mean, don't come to me if you're like spitting out jello because you can't hardly eat. 395 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,280 You know, that's on you. 396 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:26,280 But I think that the person's right to do it and a person's right to go watch it and 397 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:30,280 pay to watch it done is perfectly fine. 398 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,280 Yeah, I do too. 399 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,280 Yeah. 400 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,280 So. 401 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:41,280 You know, I've been I've been in a sheet metal number two part of the International Association 402 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,280 for a big portion of my life. 403 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,280 I'm no longer in it because I've moved on to other types of work. 404 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,280 But I've been I've been a part of the union for many years. 405 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,280 I'm still going to get some pension from the union and everything. 406 00:26:54,280 --> 00:27:00,280 Well, I found this story that I found the other day pretty intriguing because people 407 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,280 are personally getting sued that's striked. 408 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,280 Did you know that, Rob? 409 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:11,280 Well, when I got to read about it, maybe I don't have such a problem with it like I thought 410 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:16,280 I did because there's such thing as human decency. 411 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:22,280 No matter how mad you are at your counterpart or thinking how greedy they are or whatever. 412 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,280 Just let me let me explain to you what happened. 413 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,280 I'll get your take on it. 414 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,280 Me. 415 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,280 I see their point. 416 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:33,280 I see the company's point and I do see why they sued. 417 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,280 So just so you know, I might. 418 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:44,280 My dad was a union member, union steward from here. 419 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,280 So, yeah. 420 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,280 Oh, well, what union? 421 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:52,280 Electrical workers, they work for Tansy Faraday. 422 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,280 OK. 423 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,280 OK. 424 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,280 Well, I support unions. 425 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,280 This isn't anything about that. 426 00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,280 When I read to you what happened, I'm a big union supporter. 427 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:05,280 And if companies weren't so damn greedy, they'd have no need for them. 428 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:09,280 That last place that I worked at screwed, in my opinion, fuck me over as much as they 429 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:13,280 could out of money, out of prevailing wages and everything. 430 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:18,280 Well, that being said, I also agree if the company is right, I agree with that. 431 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,280 Me too. 432 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,280 I agree it's right all the way, whatever's right. 433 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,280 Me too. 434 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,280 Exactly. 435 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,280 And there is a middle ground, too. 436 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,280 OK. 437 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,280 The Supreme Court dealt a blow to striking workers on Thursday, ruling that companies 438 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:38,280 can sue workers if they believe their activism leads to damages. 439 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:46,280 So the activism part, I don't agree with because unless it means something that I don't think 440 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:51,280 it is the context of this, but activism is like when you strongly feel about something 441 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,280 and you bring awareness to it, right? 442 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,280 Yeah. 443 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,280 OK. 444 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,280 Well, maybe that's the way they had to word it, maybe not. 445 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,280 But I'll explain to you what I'm talking about right here. 446 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:07,280 The case centered on a concrete company that had sued striking employees after the employees 447 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:12,280 walked out and left concrete trucks running. 448 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,280 OK. 449 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,280 Yeah. 450 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,280 So it ruined product. 451 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,280 I see where you're going. 452 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,280 OK. 453 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:22,280 The court ruled 8 to 1 in favor of Glacier Northwest against the internal brotherhood 454 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,280 of Teamsters Local 174. 455 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,280 So you hear that word, Teamsters. 456 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,280 Yes. 457 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,280 Yeah. 458 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,280 Yeah. 459 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:36,280 So look, you out there in podcast land, you can draw your own picture. 460 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:42,280 You can draw your own conclusions of Teamsters because they're not all bad, but there's some 461 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:46,280 of them that take shit a little bit too far in my opinion. 462 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,280 So once again, this show is only our opinion. 463 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,280 Exactly. 464 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,280 And you take it for what you want. 465 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,280 It's all. 466 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,280 Yes. 467 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,280 Absolutely. 468 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,280 Rob, very well said. 469 00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,280 Yeah. 470 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,280 I hate it. 471 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,280 Wipe your ass with your Bluetooth. 472 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,280 You love it. 473 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,280 Kiss your Bluetooth. 474 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,280 We don't care. 475 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,280 But this is our opinion and this is how we feel about it. 476 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,280 And that's the way it is. 477 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:17,280 Neal Francisco, the attorney representing Glacier, told CBS News that the ruling vindicates 478 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:24,280 the longstanding principle that federal law does not shield labor unions from tort liability 479 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:28,280 when they intentionally destroy an employer's property. 480 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:35,280 Our client is entitled to just for just compensation for its property that the union intentionally 481 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,280 destroyed. 482 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:41,280 And this article, I could have went on with it, but let me just explain some things about 483 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,280 it. 484 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,280 Yeah. 485 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,280 These articles do get long. 486 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,280 I'm fighting now. 487 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,280 Okay. 488 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:50,280 Well, number one, the workers did not have to leave the trucks running. 489 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,280 I know they were told to, but they did. 490 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:57,280 There was thousands and thousands of pounds of concrete from what I read. 491 00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:05,280 If it's true, and I believe it is, it's from several news sources that it destroyed thousands 492 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,280 and thousands of dollars of their property. 493 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,280 Okay. 494 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,280 So, okay. 495 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,280 I'm with you. 496 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,280 Yeah. 497 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:19,280 So you can strike, but on the way out, you don't tear out the wall sockets and burn up 498 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,280 equipment and smash cars on the way out or nothing like that. 499 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,280 If you're striking, you're like, hey, we think you owe us more. 500 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,280 You don't. 501 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,280 We'll see you in court or whatever. 502 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,280 We'll see you in litigation. 503 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,280 No. 504 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,280 You don't clock in that day. 505 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,280 You all meet on a sidewalk in front of the building that morning. 506 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,280 I've been there and done that. 507 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,280 You don't clock in and start work and then leave things running. 508 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,280 You don't do that. 509 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,280 No. 510 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,280 No. 511 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,280 On this particular case, I'm with the company. 512 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,280 I'm with you on that, my friend. 513 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,280 They should be liable. 514 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,280 You have to be a gentleman on the way out. 515 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:58,280 There's a lot of money that diesel running them trucks, a lot of money. 516 00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,280 Yeah. 517 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:03,280 And let me tell you another thing, too, being a victim of a strike. 518 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:07,280 You go a little bit out of bounds with them, and it is not forgotten. 519 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,280 No. 520 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:14,280 They let you back in the doors because they have to by law, but they don't forget it. 521 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:21,280 And first chance they get to quotations, air quotations, get you back, depend on it. 522 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,280 That will happen. 523 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,280 So these people who did that, let's say they get back in the door, they get sued. 524 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,280 Everyone's like, OK, well, fuck, all right, whatever. 525 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,280 So people were personally sued and the union was sued both. 526 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,280 OK. 527 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,280 And then this company won this glacier. 528 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,280 Yeah. 529 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,280 Yeah. 530 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,280 They won. 531 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:44,280 So they won money from the people in the union, from what I understand here. 532 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:49,280 But also, let's say they get this figured out and then these people go back to work and they go, 533 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,280 hey, yeah, come on in. 534 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,280 You got your jobs back. 535 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:59,280 But those people were back there just stewing, thinking, yeah, Billy over there, he left the fucking truck running and he ruined the brakes. 536 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,280 He did this and that. 537 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,280 Yeah, we don't like him. 538 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,280 Well, guess what? 539 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,280 Guess who has upper hand? 540 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,280 Your employer, not you. 541 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,280 Yeah. 542 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,280 So they're not going to forget that. 543 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,280 And you think the union's going to remember that? 544 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,280 I'm sorry, but my experience is with it is no. 545 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,280 The union's like, OK, thanks a lot, buddy. 546 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,280 We'll see you later. 547 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,280 We'll go back to your job and then you're back at that job and you're hung out to dry. 548 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:26,280 You're fucked because your company now hates you and you're a strange. 549 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:30,280 You're like you're like you just got a divorce and you still got to hang around the house. 550 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,280 You're pushing the broom. 551 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,280 Yeah. Yeah. 552 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,280 You're pushing a broom and your ex-wife doesn't love you anymore. 553 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,280 Actually, your ex-wife is like despising you more the more you hang around. 554 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,280 Right. 555 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:44,280 Well, this is this is the exact same thing almost. 556 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:50,280 So, yeah, these people that have to go back to work in that building are not going to have an easy time. 557 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,280 I can tell you that right now. 558 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,280 No, they might go find a new job. 559 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,280 Yeah. Yep. Yeah. 560 00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:02,280 What they need to do is they need to get with that union and say, hey, here's the deal. 561 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:06,280 You're the ones that told us it was all green and fucking in there red rosy. 562 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:11,280 So you go ahead and find us another job because this place, it ain't going to work. 563 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:19,280 So, yeah, anyhow, Rob, you got a you got anything you want to throw in there here? 564 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:24,280 Oh, did you watch my Facebook? 565 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,280 I am on Facebook so little anymore. 566 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,280 OK. Well, I posted one. 567 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,280 I think it was yesterday. 568 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,280 OK. 569 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,280 And it was hilarious. 570 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:46,280 I think it was one of it was a man and it said all these rappers out here dying and drug overdoses in their early 20s. 571 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:53,280 And it showed a picture of all the seventy one and he had a smile. 572 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,280 Oh, yeah. 573 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,280 I got a better example. 574 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,280 Keith Richards. 575 00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,280 Yeah. Yeah. 576 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:07,280 I mean, you know, we got all these guys that went through all that. 577 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,280 No, I know. Yep. 578 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:18,280 Well, I mean, the rock community has had its share of overdoses, too. 579 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:27,280 But I also think that like rock music has been ODM for so long now where rap is more of a newer. 580 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,280 Right. 581 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:35,280 Form of music that they're kind of going through there. 582 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:41,280 We're going to try to do everything and get away with it stage when like the rock community doesn't really do that anymore. 583 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,280 Right. 584 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:47,280 And the thing I'm trying to point out here is I hear what you're saying, but also think of this. 585 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:54,280 Think of the 60s and 70s when all these bands are just getting big and think of how many people didn't make it through it. 586 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,280 No, that's true. 587 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:59,280 Yeah. So I think it may look lopsided right now. 588 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,280 And it was a funny meme. 589 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,280 Don't get me wrong. 590 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:10,280 But I think this right here, I think that it's probably virtually the same only we've already been through it and we've already seen it. 591 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,280 And they're going through it right now. 592 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:20,280 And then, you know, maybe later on there, they'll look at their predecessors and go, we ain't going out like that. 593 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,280 You know, I didn't think of it like that. 594 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,280 I just read it and I just started rolling. 595 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,280 Well, let's be honest. 596 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:34,280 You know, whenever you hit fame like that and everything you get, everything you want in life is easy. 597 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,280 It's hard to control yourself. 598 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:41,280 And there's no one there to tell you no, because all you have around you is yes, man. 599 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,280 Right. 600 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:50,280 It's like, hey, man, should I start this line and shoot this and shoot this heroin and fucking drink five bottles of gin? 601 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:57,280 Oh, hell yeah. You know, man, they don't have people around him telling him, yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. 602 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:02,280 Whoever. Yeah, they have yes, man. 603 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,280 They pay him to be yes, man. 604 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,280 You know, yeah, that's right, man. 605 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,280 That's right. Yeah, you're the best. 606 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,280 And then that's what happens. 607 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:15,280 They don't have anyone like telling him, no, you know what, dude, here, I've been watching you and you're really starting to fucking run off the rails. 608 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:19,280 You need to need to dip this thing, go to rehab. 609 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,280 So we can get another couple of albums out of you. 610 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,280 But, you know, right. 611 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,280 I didn't think of the serious side of that one. 612 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,280 I was wondering if the funny. 613 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,280 Well, no, no, it was funny. 614 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,280 I'm just saying I'm just explaining a little bit more to it. 615 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,280 It was funny. 616 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,280 And all you're doing was meaning as a joke and it's perfectly fine as a joke. 617 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:45,280 But what I'm saying is, is they're kind of going through their stage of hell. 618 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,280 Yeah, we could do whatever we want. 619 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:54,280 When rock music has been at it like 50 years and they're kind of like, I don't know, man, a lot of people ended up in the grave early. 620 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,280 Yeah, they did. 621 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,280 They did. Yeah. 622 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,280 So. 623 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,280 Kurt Cobain. 624 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,280 Oh, shit. Yeah. 625 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,280 Yeah, well, many others. 626 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,280 Yeah. Yeah. 627 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:10,280 Well, I guess you could attribute Kurt Cobain to drug use. 628 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,280 I think. 629 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,280 Well, Jimi Hendrix was drug use. 630 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,280 Yes, Janis Joppo was drug use. 631 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,280 There's a lot of alcohol. 632 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,280 Yeah. 633 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,280 Jim Morrison was a lot of alcoholism. 634 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,280 Did it to bond Scott. 635 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,280 Yeah. 636 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,280 Death by death by misadventures. 637 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,280 What the coroner called it. 638 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,280 And basically he drank himself to death. 639 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:39,280 He drank so much alcohol his body could not survive because they had too much alcohol in his system. 640 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,280 He pickled himself. 641 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,280 He pickled himself. 642 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,280 Yeah. 643 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:49,280 And bond Scott, they're good. They just hit big with Highway to Hell album and they had a new one that they're working on, which was called back. 644 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,280 It was going to be called Back in Black. 645 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,280 And he wrote a lot. 646 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:56,280 He helped co-write a lot of the songs on Back in Black. 647 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,280 And that was one of the biggest selling albums ever. 648 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:04,280 But bond Scott never made it there because bond Scott drank himself to death. 649 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,280 So. 650 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,280 And here's another thing, too. 651 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:11,280 You know how many people out there don't know that ACDC had two lead singers? 652 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,280 Bond Scott and then Brian Johnson. 653 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,280 Yeah. 654 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,280 See, I've always known that. 655 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,280 No, me too. 656 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,280 But we grew up in that. 657 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,280 But a lot of people think it's the same guy. 658 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,280 Honestly, they do shine a lot alike. 659 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,280 They do. 660 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,280 On purpose. 661 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:34,280 The guy that the I was reading an article the other day, the guy that Angus and Malcolm Young wanted, who were the leaders of ACDC, the brothers. 662 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,280 Malcolm since passed away. 663 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:40,280 But anyhow, they were talking to both of them, I believe. 664 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:45,280 The guy they wanted was Mark Starachi from from Crocus. 665 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,280 Really? 666 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,280 Yes. 667 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,280 And think about it. 668 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:52,280 That guy sounded almost exactly like bond Scott. 669 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,280 He did. 670 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,280 Yeah. 671 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,280 Yeah. 672 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,280 Yeah. 673 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:05,280 That guy, as a matter of fact, like one of Crocus's song songs earlier in their career, Long Stick Goes Boom. 674 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,280 I dare anyone to tell the difference between that and bond Scott. 675 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,280 I mean, they sound identical. 676 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,280 And that's who they wanted to replace. 677 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,280 Bonds got the sonoma stick with Crocus. 678 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,280 What if he's kicking himself in the ass right now as we speak? 679 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,280 Oh, I bet he is. 680 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,280 Yeah. 681 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,280 Dammit. 682 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:30,280 I'll tell you what I liked is, is I saw Axl Rose perform with ACDC when when Brian Johnson had his hearing problem. 683 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,280 Right. 684 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,280 Right. 685 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:36,280 Axl Rose does a really, really, really good bond Scott. 686 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,280 Does he really? 687 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,280 Yes, he does. 688 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,280 Look him up. 689 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,280 I would not imagine that. 690 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,280 Look him up on the Internet. 691 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,280 Look up when he filled in for ACDC. 692 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:49,280 But the one that reminds me a lot is he did a whole lot of Rosie so well. 693 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:54,280 I was like, man, I was kind of hoping he'd go ahead and join ACDC. 694 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,280 I would went and see them again. 695 00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:01,280 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 696 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:07,280 So, anyhow, you got anything you want to add to that? 697 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:14,280 Oh, some other stories, but there's been funny comments at the end of it. 698 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,280 Yeah. 699 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,280 Yeah, go ahead. 700 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,280 OK. 701 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:25,280 In Germany, there's a soccer stadium with a three mile long beer pipeline that supplies the beverage to visitors. 702 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:29,280 There's a pipeline that supplies the beer to the stadium. 703 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,280 OK. 704 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,280 Uh huh. 705 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:35,280 And there was all kinds of different comments to this story. 706 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:41,280 And one of them was, you know, sounds sanitary to me, you know. 707 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:47,280 And then, yeah, they've been around for a long time in old Germany. 708 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:51,280 Well, this one comment caught my eye. 709 00:41:51,280 --> 00:42:01,280 It says, in Milwaukee, you can freaking see, and see is in all caps, the breweries are the brewers in all caps. 710 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,280 Freaking stadium. 711 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,280 No pipeline. 712 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,280 And they've ran out of beer in the sixth inning. 713 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,280 Boo. 714 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:18,280 Where were you when I first heard they ran out of beer? 715 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,280 That was pretty clever. 716 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,280 Yeah, I've been playing a few of them lately. 717 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,280 Some of them are actually satisfied. 718 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:30,280 I'll get them more later. 719 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,280 So, Robbie, I got it. 720 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,280 Yeah, I thought that'd be cool. 721 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,280 Beer pipeline to the stadium. 722 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,280 That would be cool. 723 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,280 Oh, hell yeah. 724 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,280 Yeah, I'm in. 725 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,280 I got a question for you. 726 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,280 Where do you exactly live? 727 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,280 You live at Lake of Ozarks, right? 728 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,280 I live in the town of Camdenton. 729 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,280 Camdenton, yeah. 730 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,280 OK. 731 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,280 Yeah. 732 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,280 Yeah. 733 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,280 Yep. 734 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,280 Yeah. 735 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:57,280 Yeah, Camdenton's right there at, I forgot, the arm of the Lake of Ozarks. 736 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,280 It's the, uh, it's the Nyingla. 737 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,280 It's where they all meet. 738 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:08,280 This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags in a Microphone. 739 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,280 People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast. 740 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,280 One, smell. 741 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,280 Go to the City Market and start sniffing. 742 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:20,280 Our aroma's been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, 743 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:24,280 Tabasco sauce, and old sock with dark fuzzy urine. 744 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:28,280 Two, look for the spot absent of patrons. 745 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:33,280 Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably. 746 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:39,280 Four, just call us at 816-512-7717. 747 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,280 The boll weevil clap. 748 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:46,280 Read up on that sometime. 749 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:51,280 The boll weevil clap and this old guy that I knew that was in Vietnam, 750 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:56,280 I probably should, well, you know what, you can take this part out of here if you like it. 751 00:43:56,280 --> 00:44:00,280 And we can put it somewhere. But this old guy that I knew down the road from me, 752 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:06,280 that was in Vietnam, he told me that one day, you know, him and a couple of guys 753 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:11,280 got a day off from the war, so they went into the nearest town to go look for some hookers. 754 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:15,280 You know, they're like, you know, if we're going to die, we're going to get laid. 755 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:21,280 So, okay, all right. So they go in there and I guess the Viet Cong 756 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:27,280 loaded the prostitutes full of stuff called the boll weevil clap. 757 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,280 Yeah. Oh, it is. 758 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:35,280 So anyhow, he said, you know, they all went and, you know, did what they needed to do. 759 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,280 You know, they thought they were all going to die, so they went and they got laid. 760 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:43,280 And the next day when a guy comes in, he goes, oh my God, he goes, I hurt so bad. 761 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:49,280 You know, my fucking dick hurts like hell. My stomach hurts. I think I'm going to die. 762 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:54,280 What did they do with those damn hookers? So anyhow, and he started hurting really bad. 763 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:58,280 He said it hurt so bad you could hardly breathe. You could feel it in your dick shaft. 764 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:04,280 It hurts so bad. So they all go in and I guess it's like a horrible infection. 765 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,280 And if you don't get treated, it will kill you. 766 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:11,280 Like, you know, go up your scrotum and into your testicles. 767 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:18,280 And anyhow, the only cure back then was they had to take this glass rod 768 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:25,280 and shove it in the end of your penis and mash it with a rubber mallet. 769 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:30,280 And then they have to physically squeeze all the infection out of your penis. 770 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,280 I've heard of this. Yes. 771 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:41,280 And this took like four hours of mashing this rod and then squeezing all the infection out. 772 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,280 Because if they don't get all the infection out right then, it flares right back up. 773 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,280 Yes. Seals your pee-pee shut. Yes. 774 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:53,280 Yeah, that was the old joke of, you know, oh, if you catch VD, your dick's going to turn black and fall off. 775 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,280 But there are actually STDs. That was the worst case scenario. 776 00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:01,280 Yeah. It actually will turn black and fall off because the tissue will die. 777 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:08,280 Yeah, it's kind of like a grand, again, green type of deal, you know, or something like that. 778 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:14,280 So anyhow, yeah, he said after that, he said, no, no more hookers. 779 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:21,280 So, hey, look, I think we found land. Oh my God, I think we're safe. 780 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,280 Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes. 781 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:32,280 What did the coach say to the vending machine? 782 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,280 Give me my quarterback. 783 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:46,280 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 784 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:51,280 Hey, you forever fill your cell phone with hydrogen and the pocket is not even in it. 785 00:46:51,280 --> 00:47:06,280 Hey, where do they go? Where are the douchebags? 786 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:11,280 Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, geez. 787 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:21,280 Oh, glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.