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it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast.

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Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct washrags,

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone invade your ear holes in 3, 2, 1...

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This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags and a Microphone.

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People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast.

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One, smell.

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Go to the City Market and start sniffing.

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Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats,

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Tabasco sauce, and old sock with dark fuzzy urine.

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Two, look for the spot absent of patrons.

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We need your help.

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Topher has been abducted.

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We believe by the cat producers of Mid-America.

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We believe it is being tortured will kill videos.

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Please keep it in your thoughts and prayers.

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Hashtag...

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Let Topher go.

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Alright, and we are back.

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone sans Topher,

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because he was kidnapped once again.

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He was kidnapped by the new contemporary greater

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Kale Chamber of Commerce and Kale Eaters of America.

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I think as a group claiming responsibility for Topher's abduction.

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They have him and we saw video footage of him being forced to watch kale videos.

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And you probably find this as disgusting as we do.

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We need Topher back.

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We have an APB out on someone getting Topher back.

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Stealing him away from the Kale evil doers.

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This is a very important...

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We want you to keep an eye out for Topher.

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Hashtag, where's Topher?

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We need him back.

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We need him away from the evil Kale Eaters.

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So, anyhow.

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Moving right along here.

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You know how we do things to whisper in a stranger's ear?

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Yes.

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Well, I have some more of these little gems.

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These are always funny.

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Yeah. These ones are weird.

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Because some of these make you think.

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This one here is really going to make you think because it is a weird one.

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So, things to whisper in a stranger's ear.

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If I could talk.

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Ear. Stranger's ear, not eel.

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Stranger's ear.

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First one.

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Say no to drugs.

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Yeah, they're either like, oh, okay, maybe I better.

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Or they're just like, what the fuck? I don't do drugs.

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So, anyhow.

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Yeah. That would be a common one, actually.

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Yeah, it is. That one's not that good, but I just had to put it in there.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Next one is Kale is a weed.

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Well, that's just playing truth.

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Yeah, yeah. It's garbage.

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Yeah, whoever did that was playing a joke.

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And then he realized that the American public actually believed him,

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so he kept it going.

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When he first did it, he's like, ha ha,

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everyone's going to laugh when they see this shit on a plate.

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They're going, oh my God, look at that, man.

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Ha ha, look, man, I'm not that stupid.

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And then people start worshiping it, going, oh my God, this is the best stuff ever.

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I'm glad my yard is picked up. Looks just like it.

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And tastes better.

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A fucking dandelion that's been pissed on tastes better than kale.

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You know, I like that kale video where they show the guy cooking kale

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and then he goes in the next thing to do to prepare it to eat.

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He throws it straight in the garbage.

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Yep, that's the only way. That's the only way.

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This next one that you whisper into strangers' ear, I love.

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If time is the best teacher, why does it kill all its students?

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That's actually a good question.

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Yeah, if it's such a good teacher, why does it kill all its students?

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Time.

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That is a good question.

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So next one, sometimes the road less traveled is for good reason.

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That's honest truth, too.

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Yeah, there might be a lot of potholes in it. It might go nowhere.

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Yeah, yeah. A lot of potholes.

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I told you this is a weird addition of the things to whisper in a stranger's ear.

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This is like kind of really ironic weird things that you can whisper in their ear

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where they walk off and go, what?

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Next one, I'm horrible at advice.

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How about a sarcastic comment?

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And they're like, I need to ask for advice or a sarcastic comment.

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Guess I'm getting one.

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Next one, children believe in fairy tales.

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I moved on to political speeches.

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It's about the same, Don.

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Actually, I think they believe in fairy tales more.

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Me too. They're more believable and they're more trustworthy, too.

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Yep. I like that one soundbite they used to play.

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The only thing worse than a politician is a child molester.

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And that's not by very far.

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Actually, in some conditions, it's the same.

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I believe it. Yeah. Oh, well, yeah.

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Look at the Lolita Express of Jeffrey Epstein and look at all the political neighbors.

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But we'll never find out the names because the guy killed himself.

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Yeah. I don't believe he's dead.

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I honestly do not.

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I don't either.

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And there's people involved that's been leaked out already.

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They're covering up the proof of it.

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Well, I mean, all of a sudden after he died, they act like there's no list.

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There's still a list.

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There's so many people involved, so many big names.

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They can't let that out.

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A big part of Bill Gates' divorce, they said, allegedly, was because he kept traveling with Epstein to the island.

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Yeah, I heard that, too.

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Yeah, but he was trying to say that he was doing philanthropic things.

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But why couldn't he do that here in America instead of having to go to this island?

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I mean, Bill Clinton, how many times did he register on that fucking plane?

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And I mean, we already know.

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I mean, if you ever did any dealings with Clinton, watch your back, allegedly.

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Next one. I can give you advice.

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I never use it.

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That actually sounds like me.

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I'll give advice all day long. He's like, well, do you practice that?

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The sad part is the advice I give is actually good.

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No, me too.

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I'll listen to anyone and try to help them.

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I mean, myself, fucking forget it.

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Yeah, I gave up years ago on me.

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Yeah, me too.

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I'm like, look, it is what it is on me, so just go on.

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Next one I really love.

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My parents moved a lot as a child.

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I always found them.

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You see what I mean by this is a weird one?

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I found these weird things to say to people online.

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And I was like, that would be so just just a whisper in someone's ear just to do them the RCA victor.

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If nothing else here, you know, let's see.

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Let's see. Where was I?

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I don't always spew profanities.

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I enunciate them like a civilized person.

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So, I mean, you know, you have to enunciate fuck and piss.

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I guess so.

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I mean, if you don't enunciate it, I guess it could sound like fudge, right?

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It depends if I hit my head with a hammer or not.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, that comes out.

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That's a very normal conversation.

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I mean, hitting yourself with a hammer is a special kind of fuck you scream out.

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Yes, it is.

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It's not a regular fuck.

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It is like a fuck of ages.

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It's like a super fuck that you yell out.

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It's a fuck that can be heard in people's bones.

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Oh, yeah, they hear me clear down to the shop.

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Yeah, it's like a banshee screaming is what it is.

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Next one, I got a secret.

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And that's it.

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I got a secret.

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That's it.

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So, you know, it's up to them whether they always stick their foot in shit or not, right?

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I wouldn't know what to say to that.

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I would stay away.

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I'm like, this is obviously a setup and I'm not going to fall for it.

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I'm not going to ask them what the secret is.

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I see this coming right now.

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I'll ask them what it is and bam, all of a sudden I'm in it.

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Next one.

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Next Monday it is.

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I'm like, what?

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What next Monday?

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Can you just walk off?

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What?

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What the hell?

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Do I have to be here?

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Do I have to wear a suit?

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Let me know.

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Next one.

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Told you I'd be back.

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That would scare me.

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That would scare me.

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It's like, where did I know him from and why is he back?

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Uh oh.

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I love this one because it's just stupid and it's just, and it also does make you think a little bit.

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Do you need a hunting license to buy a mousetrap?

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Do you need a hunting license to buy a mattress?

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That is actually a good question.

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I say since you're actually really essentially hunting a mouse, right?

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A live animal.

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I can see like the little cart with like a little Mickey Mouse on there or something or a little Minnie Mouse.

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Your mouse hunting license.

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If not, we can make one up.

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Make it look just like the Mickey Mouse cart.

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Put like little Lonnie on there or what was some of the other ones?

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Who's the little Annette?

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Was it little Annette Fonicello?

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It was like Annette?

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I was trying to think.

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There's some other ones too.

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Oh well.

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End up being some beach babe.

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Anyhow.

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Next one.

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Force-filled activated.

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I think you'll get this final one here and this one I love because only certain people

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Giant robot launch.

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Johnny Sacco.

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Remember Johnny Sacco?

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You had the little kid that had the wristwatch that he commanded the robot?

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And he used to go, giant robot launch into his watch.

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Isn't that big crazy looking fucking robot would like start launching and then go save

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the world or something?

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I had some other big robot or something.

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Ultraman was cool too.

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Remember Ultraman?

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Yeah, they were both from Japan and they were both kind of like mechanical weird looking

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monsters or whatever.

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But Ultraman was cool.

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He got his powers from the sun and he was cool.

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Yeah.

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But let's see, Johnny Sacco, the giant robot, didn't it have like missiles for fingers?

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I think so.

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I got to go watch some of that again.

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But yeah, I sure enjoyed the hell out of those.

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So anyhow.

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Remember long haired Mike from Jess and Jim's?

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Long haired Mike.

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Yeah.

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Hang on.

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Tony Housemite?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Hang on.

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I'll say you the last name so you can remember.

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Hang on a minute.

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I'm going to pause this.

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Yeah, him.

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That Mike.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Remember his dad?

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Did you ever go to his house?

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Occasionally.

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On occasion.

292
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Okay.

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He lived there in Martin City.

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Yeah.

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And his dad collected venomous snakes.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And he had them in big terrariums or aquariums or whatever.

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Aquariums I guess.

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That's part of why I didn't go over there very often.

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Well me and my brother John went over there, right?

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And we walked in and there's this giant timber rattler in this aquarium in the middle of

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the room.

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And we had no idea that his dad collected snakes.

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So we walk in there, right?

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And the snake's getting pissed off rattling.

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So me and my brother like, you know, poking at it and shit and pissing it off really bad.

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And the snake is striking at the glass and hurting itself.

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And we were dumb teenagers.

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I wouldn't do it nowadays because why, you know?

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Right.

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Yeah.

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But we're like, you know, half stone.

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And Mike kept going, stop doing it.

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You're going to hurt the snake.

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Or the snake has a very good memory.

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And if you fuck with it and if it ever gets out, it's going to come for you.

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And we're like, ah, it's not going to get out.

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You know, we didn't even think we were going to go back to his house actually, right?

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So this is a few months later, okay?

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And Mike's like, hey man, I've got to go get some weed.

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I got it at the house.

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Allegedly.

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And so we went over there to get his said weed out of his room.

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We walk in and all of a sudden Mike looks real funny and he goes, stop.

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Stop.

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So we stop.

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I'm fucking serious.

329
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Don't move a muscle.

330
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What?

331
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Don't move a muscle.

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The snake got out.

333
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You know the ones you were fucking with?

334
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Oh shit.

335
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So we're sitting there, not moving a fucking muscle, scared to death.

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And Mike's like, hang on a minute.

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I got to go find this snake.

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And he said, and don't even try to get out of the house.

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The fucking thing's smart.

340
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It's probably waiting for you to go back to the door.

341
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Oh shit.

342
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So me and my brother are paralyzed pretty much shitting ourselves because this giant timber

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rattler wants to kill us because we fucked with it.

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And all of a sudden here we are in a house where we don't know where it's at.

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I'm like right next to the couch.

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My brother's right next to the chair.

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And we're thinking the fucker's underneath there getting ready to come out and fucking

348
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jab us, right?

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So me and my brother are like, oh shit man, we're going to fucking get murdered by a snake.

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And then finally Mike goes, he comes in there and he had this snake pole and he had the

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snake on the end of it.

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And he's like winging it nearest.

353
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But what I didn't know, we're like freaking out.

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And he goes, relax.

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He said, the snake cannot strike unless it has something to force itself against, to

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spring at you.

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It cannot strike you in air.

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It doesn't have the muscle to.

359
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So he's winging it nearest, having fun knowing that it can't get us, and he's got it on that

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snake pole and it can't get off of it.

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He's got it secured there.

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And we're shitting.

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And so he put it back in the aquarium.

364
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He goes, now next time are you fuckers going to listen to me?

365
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Yeah Mike, yeah, we're sorry man.

366
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We'll never fuck with your snake again.

367
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We're really, really sorry.

368
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Hey, while you're talking about Mike in Martin City, party house Mike.

369
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Oh, are you thinking about Steve?

370
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Are you thinking about party house Steve?

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Right behind Justin Jims?

372
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Steve, Steve, yeah, Steve, Steve.

373
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

374
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Yeah, he still works there.

375
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Do what?

376
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This is a record.

377
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I've seen it crapped on the porch.

378
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It was you?

379
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It was not me, just for the record.

380
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Oh, it was not you?

381
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Oh no, no, no, that was my friend Darren.

382
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Okay, because you mentioned that he was on probation.

383
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I was not on probation when we were hanging out.

384
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No, no, no, no, no, no, that was my friend Darren because we were bored.

385
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There was a party going on somewhere and nobody caught it.

386
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Me or him didn't catch it.

387
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Yeah, yeah.

388
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So.

389
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Well, that sounds like something that would happen to me and you.

390
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No, it would be and we probably did crap on a porch or two.

391
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To be honest, I mean, you know, there's a lot of shit I don't remember that people come up to me about and I'm like, really?

392
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We did that?

393
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And they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, we did that.

394
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Oh, oh, sounds fun or sounds stupid or whatever, you know.

395
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Let's see.

396
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No, what that was was we were at the party house, bored as hell.

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Everybody was gone.

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And there's a party going on somewhere and we didn't know about neither one of us got the memo.

399
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So we're left out.

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We didn't know where it was.

401
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It's probably down at Longview Lake or something.

402
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Right.

403
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So we didn't know.

404
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So we're like, oh, fuck.

405
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So we're just sitting there.

406
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We start to watch TV and we're like, man, this sucks.

407
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We got to find something to do.

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Like, yeah, we do.

409
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So he goes, oh, no, run around the block naked, clucking like a chicken.

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OK.

411
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I go and I do that.

412
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I come back.

413
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That was funny, man.

414
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I think that old lady next door saw you.

415
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So then I'm like, all right, your turn.

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He goes, OK.

417
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I said, well, I go, you see that house next door?

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Go over there, take a dump on it, throw some leaves on top of it, light it on fire, crack it, you know, slam on the door a couple of times so they wake up.

419
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They'll run out and they'll try to put it out and get smoldering shit all over their shoe.

420
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So, yeah, OK.

421
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No big deal.

422
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So he goes over there and I see the silhouette in the in the moonlight of Darren squatted over and I can see like these little chunks of shit coming out of his ass shadowy shit coming out of his ass.

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And I was in there cracking up and I can almost see him concentrate and trying to drop these turds.

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Then I see him go, fucking put his fucking drawers up, run over, grab some leaves.

425
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I see them sprinkle them real carefully on there.

426
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Then I see the lighter flick in.

427
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Then I see a little flame.

428
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I see him running off.

429
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It was so funny.

430
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I wish we had video cameras back then.

431
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We didn't even have cell phones.

432
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I would have had that on video.

433
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It would have been a fucking multimillion hit on YouTube.

434
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Guy shits on a porch and lights it.

435
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So he comes back and we're just sitting there.

436
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And finally, we both fall asleep in our chairs.

437
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And I wake up, I see this glow in the window.

438
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Like, that's odd.

439
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I get out there and I see the fucking the porches on fire, but not terribly just in the middle there.

440
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Right. And a bunch of firemen out there fucking laughing because they knew what had happened.

441
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They're like, up.

442
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
So I did the old shit on their fucking porch.

443
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And anyhow, I wake there and I'm like, dude, man, look, look over there. He looks over there.

444
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Oh shit. I'm on probation, man.

445
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They're going to fucking catch me, man, for arson.

446
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I go relax. They're all fucking laughing.

447
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Listen, they're laughing.

448
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I don't know, man.

449
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I don't fucking trust this.

450
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I don't want to go to jail.

451
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Like, they're laughing, man.

452
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
They're not going to come looking for you.

453
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Besides that, nobody's seen you do it.

454
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You're over here all night.

455
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I saw you.

456
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I'm your witness.

457
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So he finally settles down.

458
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They get the they get the fire out.

459
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I go outside and I'm like, man, what happened?

460
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And they're like, some kid played a joke.

461
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Oh, no shit.

462
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Yeah.

463
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So we took a dump on the porch and let it on fire, man.

464
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Fucking some kid did it.

465
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I'm like, yeah, man, that's childish as hell.

466
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Who would do that?

467
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I don't know.

468
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You're as good as ours.

469
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So they go their way.

470
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I go mine.

471
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I go there. It's all cool.

472
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
They don't give a shit, dude.

473
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,000
They think they think some kid did it.

474
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We're fine.

475
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So anyhow, yeah, that was not you.

476
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:15,000
No, if it sounded like let me clarify, that was not Rad Robb that did that.

477
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That was Darren, my friend Darren that did that.

478
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And he's a guy I'd like to get on the show.

479
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He he has stories that I know he remember because the last time I talked to him, he brought up a couple of them.

480
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And I was like, we did that.

481
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And he goes, yeah, I mean, you did.

482
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Or me, you and so and so did that.

483
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I'm like, wow.

484
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OK.

485
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And yeah, anyhow, there was another time it was me and you and your brother.

486
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Uh huh.

487
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We were it was broad daylight.

488
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We were like priest or prospect or what?

489
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Somewhere down in there.

490
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We were down in there deep.

491
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Yeah.

492
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And I believe we were in the old century.

493
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OK.

494
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Oh, yeah, yeah.

495
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Yeah.

496
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

497
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Century 500 or no, no, no, no.

498
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Was it your drive Galaxy Galaxy 500?

499
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
We're in John's car.

500
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Oh, because I was was that a Monte Carlo?

501
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Somerset or Omega Omega Omega.

502
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I know which one you're talking about.

503
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Yeah, it was cream colored.

504
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John was driving.

505
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Yeah.

506
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In the middle and you were sitting on the passenger side and you had this water gun.

507
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Uh huh.

508
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Or that look.

509
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Yeah, kind of real black.

510
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,000
We're sitting at this stoplight and there's a bus stop right there.

511
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All kinds of people sitting in this bus stop.

512
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You stick this damn gun out the window and go bang, bang.

513
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Oh, man.

514
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Your brother was short anyway, but you could not see him.

515
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
It was a red light.

516
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,000
He nailed the guy.

517
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Oh, shit.

518
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You could not do that nowadays.

519
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He was so mad.

520
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I can't believe you just did that.

521
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You're going to get us killed.

522
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
We know you're first.

523
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:38,000
We know you're getting the fuck out of there, dude.

524
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,000
That was hilarious.

525
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
That's awesome.

526
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,000
People started jumping and running.

527
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
It was funny.

528
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
That's cooler than shit, man.

529
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000
I don't remember it, but cooler.

530
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:59,000
That was one of those things that it wasn't planned.

531
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000
It just happened.

532
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Well, those were the best ones.

533
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
They were always like that.

534
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Yeah, they were.

535
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Did you hear about the new beer can they came out with?

536
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Yeah.

537
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:17,000
Yeah, it's got two openings.

538
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
You there?

539
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
I'm here.

540
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Okay.

541
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000
The Bluetooth fell.

542
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
That's why I was asking.

543
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Okay, there's a new beer can.

544
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,000
It's a Japanese design studio.

545
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Nendo has developed an alternative beer can with two angled pool tabs.

546
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Not two openings, two pool tabs, which were manufactured to control the level of foam produced by opening the can.

547
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:56,000
The can is cylindrical in shape, the can is slender gray, huge container that features two numbered pool tabs rather than the traditional single tab.

548
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Nendo intended to produce a can beer that can create the ideal foam when poured into the glass.

549
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,000
So the pool tabs are labeled one and two.

550
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:11,000
And as one could guess, pull one first and then pull two last.

551
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,000
The beer can has been test marketed and has great feedback so far.

552
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:20,000
They expect it to be in full run possibly by the end of the year.

553
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Oh, no I had not.

554
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
What about that one?

555
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Well, I mean, I can pour a perfect beer if I'm careful.

556
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
I mean, are they going to charge a bunch more money?

557
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,000
Is it gimmicky or do they actually mean this to like help people pour a better beer?

558
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
I mean, you know.

559
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
I don't pour beer.

560
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
I just open the can and drink it.

561
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Yeah, you know what?

562
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,000
I don't really care for canned beer very much anymore.

563
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
I like bottled beer.

564
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
And I'm the same way.

565
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
I open the bottle and I drink it.

566
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000
I mean, my preferred beer now anymore is Yenling.

567
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,000
And I've been on Yenling for quite a while, my regular beers.

568
00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:01,000
And Yenling has been around for quite a while, but not in the Midwest.

569
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
It's been on the East Coast.

570
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000
You know, I used to go out of town all the time for my work, right?

571
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:12,000
And I first discovered Yenling up in the Northeast, up near Connecticut, New York, all the way.

572
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
It's made in Pennsylvania.

573
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Yeah, it's made in Pennsylvania, yes.

574
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,000
And anyhow, I love this stuff and especially a draft.

575
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
It on draft is the best ever.

576
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
It's got a nice multi-taste.

577
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Do what?

578
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
I have not tried it yet personally.

579
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
I've been wanting to though.

580
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Try it.

581
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000
I love it.

582
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:40,000
So anyhow, I discovered it up there and I started smuggling it back in my suitcase because it was too far to drive.

583
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Well, and also I couldn't because I was working.

584
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,000
So I'd have to come back in a plane because that's the way they sent me there and brought me back.

585
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:53,000
So I'd have to smuggle it back and I could only bring back like a six pack or something.

586
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,000
And I had to get cans, but I love it in bottles more.

587
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000
And you know, I had to just do what I had to do to get it here, right?

588
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:05,000
And I went down to Lucas Liquors, which is a huge liquor store here in Kansas City.

589
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000
I mean, it's a huge box warehouse liquor store.

590
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
And I go.

591
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
I think I've heard of it.

592
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000
Okay.

593
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,000
It's not very far from my house, about a mile and a half.

594
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
I go down there and I'm like, no problem.

595
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,000
I'll just start ordering it instead of smuggling it back.

596
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Well, they wouldn't sell it here.

597
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000
They said there's something about the shelf space and the laws.

598
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:31,000
There's no way they could get it because it would be infringing on their deal or whatever.

599
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Because Ann Hazard Bush was a big swinging dick around here.

600
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000
They didn't want you to lean here for nothing, from what I understand.

601
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000
So I guess it's like a shelf space issue.

602
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Like they couldn't get any shelf space.

603
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000
If that is true, what the guy told me.

604
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:51,000
So I couldn't get it at Lucas, so I had to smuggle it back all the time.

605
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,000
So then they started selling it in Florida.

606
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:59,000
So I started bringing it back from Florida, which was a little bit easier than the East Coast.

607
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Because I could get it nonstop to Florida pretty easily through Southwest.

608
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000
No big deal.

609
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,000
So I'd smuggle it back and I'd just bring an extra suitcase.

610
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000
So I went through all this shit to always bring Inling back.

611
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:16,000
So then they started opening the market up more and they brought it to Tennessee and Kentucky.

612
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
So I'm like, all right, you know.

613
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Did a big job in Nashville, a couple of jobs in Nashville actually.

614
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,000
But a big one a couple of years ago, a few years ago now.

615
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,000
And anyhow, I was drinking Inling there.

616
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:37,000
And there's this country bar there that has Inling for a dollar a glass, right?

617
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Turned happy hour, very happy hours, like three hours.

618
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,000
And anyhow, I got pretty rotted on that.

619
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,000
I drank quite a few dollar Inlings.

620
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,000
So anyhow, I started smuggling it back from Tennessee.

621
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
So then they brought it to Arkansas.

622
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,000
And I'm like, fuck, are they ever going to bring it to Missouri?

623
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:02,000
So Arkansas was very manageable because we go to Eureka Springs a couple of times a year at least.

624
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
And we drive.

625
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:10,000
So I'd fucking I'd bring back three, four cases all the time.

626
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
So then they added Texas.

627
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
And I'm like, they're never going to have Missouri.

628
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:20,000
But then all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, the end of last year, they added Missouri, Oklahoma and Kansas.

629
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000
So we are in the good for Inling.

630
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:28,000
So yeah, it's showing up down here.

631
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
It's good.

632
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000
What?

633
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,000
I found the Hershey's.

634
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
The Hershey's Inling.

635
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Hershey's Inling?

636
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Well, I've seen it.

637
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000
It's like Hershey's chocolate.

638
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:51,000
Well, they're made in basically the same area of Potsville, Pennsylvania and Hershey, Pennsylvania are not that far away.

639
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,000
So that doesn't surprise me that they're that they're dealing with each other.

640
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000
I've had a couple of beer groups on Facebook.

641
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
Uh huh.

642
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,000
And I've seen them from time to time on there.

643
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000
It's Hershey's and Inling.

644
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Yeah.

645
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
I'll look it up online.

646
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
You know what?

647
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000
I'll do that right now since I'm at my computer.

648
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000
All right.

649
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:21,000
All right.

650
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:26,000
I got you my phone.

651
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Doesn't matter.

652
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Whoever finds it first.

653
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
There it is.

654
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Inling was Hershey's chocolate.

655
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
It looks good.

656
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Hershey's chocolate Porter.

657
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
We're in Ling.

658
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Son of a bitch.

659
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Yeah.

660
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,000
That's the one that caught my eye.

661
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Yeah.

662
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
I'm going to have to.

663
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
Oh, that's beautiful.

664
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000
I can only find the originals down here.

665
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
OK.

666
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
I'm going to I'll tell you what.

667
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Next time you're up, I can order that from Lucas because they sell you in Ling here now.

668
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
So I can get that.

669
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,000
It's not going to be against the law for them to sell it.

670
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Yeah.

671
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,000
See, down here, all we have is like Walmart and GURBS.

672
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
GURBS?

673
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
You know.

674
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
What's GURBS?

675
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,000
It's like a Dillons or a Kroger.

676
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Oh, OK.

677
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000
OK.

678
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
They have different names, different areas.

679
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000
You know, but they're owned by Kroger.

680
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
OK.

681
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Oh, GURBER?

682
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:37,000
But you can't go in special order out of them.

683
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
OK.

684
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
What is the name of them again?

685
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
GURBS.

686
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
GURBS?

687
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
How do you spell that?

688
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
G-E-R-B-E-O.

689
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Hmm.

690
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000
It's a grocery store.

691
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
OK.

692
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
And they're a chain?

693
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
They're owned by Kroger?

694
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Yeah.

695
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
OK.

696
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Well, I know Kroger, for some reason, was not allowed to sell in Missouri because of

697
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
some, I don't know.

698
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Oh, really?

699
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Yeah.

700
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Yeah.

701
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Let me see if I can look at it.

702
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
I haven't looked at it.

703
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000
I haven't even looked to see if they even carry this one.

704
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000
That's the only thing they don't.

705
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
OK.

706
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Let's see.

707
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Kroger, Missouri.

708
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:25,000
They did some antitrust thing or something, I thought.

709
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000
I don't know.

710
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,000
I don't know.

711
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Two douchebags in a microphone, raw and uncensored.

712
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
See behind the smoke show.

713
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Watch as the douchebags get stung by a swarm of bees.

714
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

715
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the mad shitter accusations.

716
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Stop the mad shitter.

717
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar.

718
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you.

719
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Supplies are limited, so act now.

720
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Clown nose.

721
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Just put one on and you can do anything.

722
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Want to run for office?

723
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Murder people in public?

724
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

725
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Two ass bags and a box of Cheez-Its will be right back.

726
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
No, I guess not.

727
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Kroger stores.

728
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Kroger has one store in Rolla, Missouri.

729
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
I guess they don't.

730
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000
I guess what I heard was wrong.

731
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
I apologize, Kroger.

732
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
What?

733
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Yeah, I heard they were kicked out of Missouri quite a while ago because of some, I don't know, union deal or something.

734
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,000
And that's why they weren't in here.

735
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,000
But I can't find anything that says anything at all about it.

736
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,000
And plus they have stores in Missouri, so.

737
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Yeah, I think they're franchise owned.

738
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Oh, so anyone could like build one there if they wanted.

739
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Yeah, I think so.

740
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,000
But they do sell Kroger products.

741
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000
And they take the Kroger rewards.

742
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
OK, so it's the same.

743
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:22,000
It's just like in Colorado, in southern, mid-southern Colorado, Pagosa Springs had like.

744
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Oh, shoot, I forgot.

745
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Damn, I forgot the name of it.

746
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Something like grocery card or something like that.

747
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000
And I go in there and everything's Kroger.

748
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,000
It's the same store except for the name.

749
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000
I think it's called like Food Cart or something like that.

750
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
And everything was Kroger.

751
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
I'm like, man, this is a Kroger store.

752
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
It's just not called Kroger.

753
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
It had Kroger everything in there.

754
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,000
And anyhow, I thought that was interesting, too.

755
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:59,000
They have so many spinoffs like Dylan, Gerber or Gerbs.

756
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000
I'm looking at my rewards card right now.

757
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:13,000
I've got Bakers, King Super Stores, Pryor, Smiths, and a couple others.

758
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Pryor's are owned by Kroger, too?

759
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
They're listed on this card.

760
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000
No wonder they're the country's largest grocer.

761
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000
And that's why they own all these ancillary stores.

762
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:32,000
And the cause is Dylan's out of Hutchison, Kansas.

763
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
www.dylinds.com.

764
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Dylan's is big in Kansas, but they were around Olathe and Overland Park, but all of them left.

765
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
I don't know what happened.

766
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,000
I lived down in Pittsburgh and we had one down there.

767
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Oh, I love Pittsburgh, Kansas.

768
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Do you ever go to Chicken Annie's and Chicken Mary's?

769
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
I used to.

770
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Isn't that fucking great, Chicken?

771
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Oh, it's the best.

772
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000
Oh, I love that place, man.

773
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
I'll tell you what, it is cheap, too.

774
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Yeah, it is.

775
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
But the thing is...

776
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:08,000
We used to order it and just go pick it up on a family night.

777
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Yeah.

778
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Yep.

779
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,000
You have to know where it's at if you miss the sign.

780
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
It's on a gravel road.

781
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Yeah, it's very interesting.

782
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Do you know how it originated?

783
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
Oh, I used to.

784
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
I can't remember right off the bat.

785
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Okay, you know like the Mendel mines and all that area in there?

786
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
They mined for coal, right?

787
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
In all the strip pits?

788
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Okay.

789
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Well, there was this lady, Chicken Annie, they called her.

790
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,000
She made the best fried chicken around.

791
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
And she was...

792
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
You know, there's some miners there.

793
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,000
They could not find a place to eat, you know, because there wasn't anything there back then.

794
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:54,000
I mean, you're talking, you know, early 1900s, I believe, something like that.

795
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Yeah.

796
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000
So, and that's how long those...

797
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Yeah, that's how long those restaurants have been around and still doing good.

798
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:09,000
So, a couple of them said, you know, we're going to go talk to this Chicken Annie lady

799
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,000
and see if she'll make us fried chicken every day for money.

800
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
You know, we'll pay her.

801
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000
So, she decided to do it.

802
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
And then more of them came up.

803
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000
And then more of the miners, because they go back to the minefields

804
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,000
and they'd have this delicious chicken while everyone's like eating

805
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,000
like whatever the hell they get their hands on basically, right?

806
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Right.

807
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000
So, they're like, oh shit, you got fresh hot chicken.

808
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, up the road there.

809
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Chicken Annie's, we talked her into making us some.

810
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
What?

811
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
So, all of them started going up there.

812
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:49,000
And then pretty soon she got so popular, not just from the miners,

813
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000
but everyone else is like, you know, hey, Chicken Annie's making chicken for miners.

814
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
What?

815
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Okay, well, let's go see if we'll get her to make some for us.

816
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
So, then she finally...

817
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:05,000
The reason that first building's an old farmhouse is because it was an old farmhouse.

818
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Yeah.

819
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Yeah, she had to convert her house into the restaurant

820
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000
and then build another house back behind it.

821
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Yep.

822
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
And then Chicken Mary's was her cousin and is very much friendly.

823
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
They're not adversary at all.

824
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
They're friendly.

825
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
No, no, they're not.

826
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000
No, they both do very well and it's the same recipe.

827
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Chicken Mary was her cousin and she opened up her restaurant there.

828
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:34,000
It's the same recipe, only there's like one small difference, I believe,

829
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
like what they cook it in or something.

830
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Yeah.

831
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Something like that, but it's basically the same chicken.

832
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:46,000
So, whenever you ask people, everybody has their slight favorite.

833
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000
But have you ever been to Bartow's?

834
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Yes, I have.

835
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
I like Bartow's a lot.

836
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000
That's down there in Frontenac or Pittsburgh, too.

837
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Frontenac.

838
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Frontenac, yeah.

839
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,000
It's down there in Frontenac, Kansas, right next to Pittsburgh, Kansas.

840
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Yeah, it's pretty much the same town.

841
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Yeah, it's the same town.

842
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Yeah, let's be real.

843
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
So, it's the same town.

844
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,000
So, Bartow's Idle Hour Chicken was a completely different story

845
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:19,000
because an Idle Hour was the hours, okay, in a bar, it was a bar, right?

846
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Bartow's was a bar.

847
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:26,000
And the Idle Hour is like three to six or three to five.

848
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000
They call it the Idle Hour because nobody's in there.

849
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:35,000
The daytime crowd went home and the nighttime crowd was going to get in there after work, right?

850
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:40,000
So, during the Idle Hour, Bartow's had this own recipe of chicken that they had

851
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:45,000
that was, you know, similar to Annie's and Mary's, but not quite.

852
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000
I think Bartow's was more of a buttermilk, wasn't it?

853
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Yeah, yeah.

854
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Yeah, it was really good, too.

855
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Yeah, so they started doing their chicken there and they got very popular.

856
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
But it was only during the Idle Hour.

857
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
And then finally they're like, you know what?

858
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Screw the bar.

859
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
We'll serve drinks here and everything.

860
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,000
But we're going to become a chicken house like the other two.

861
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Yeah.

862
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:14,000
So, yeah, so that's how Bartow's became one of the areas, ones, too.

863
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000
But I like Bartow's really well, too.

864
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Yeah, I was over in that area from about 2014 to 2016.

865
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,000
I left the Lake area, went over there and came back.

866
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:33,000
And Bartow's was still open at that time in 2016.

867
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Oh, was it shut down?

868
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
No, it was still open at that time.

869
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Oh, okay.

870
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
They're probably still open then, yeah.

871
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000
They're a good place.

872
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
I love their chicken just as well.

873
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Their chicken's fantastic.

874
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Oh, yeah.

875
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
A lot of good food down around that area.

876
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Yeah, it was just so hard to get in Chicken Mary's and Chicken Annie's.

877
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
You had to wait.

878
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
That's one of my favorite things.

879
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:01,000
I'd rather go to like the small burger stands on the side of the road.

880
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Yeah, me too.

881
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
That's where you find the best food.

882
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Oh, I tell you.

883
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Have you been around Nevada, Missouri?

884
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Yes, yes.

885
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Have you ever been to the White...

886
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
I was around the Fort Scott, Pittsburgh.

887
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.

888
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000
You ever been to the White Grill in Nevada?

889
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
No, I have not been to the White Grill.

890
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Oh, shit.

891
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
You talk about great food.

892
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Oh, my God.

893
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Go there when you get a chance.

894
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Next time I'm over that way, I'm gonna have to get in.

895
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000
It was still open a few years ago, so I think they're still open.

896
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
I know the name.

897
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000
I do know the name.

898
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Oh, it's famous.

899
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,000
The guy that owned it, I think he's gone now, but his son has it.

900
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,000
But it's been around forever, forever.

901
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Yeah.

902
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000
And people know it far and wide.

903
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,000
People know the White Grill all over the country.

904
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Because they, I don't know if they still have it,

905
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,000
but you know those metal tiles that they put,

906
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:01,000
the copper tiles and the bronze tiles that they stamp and put on the ceilings?

907
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Is that place still there?

908
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Yeah, on the ceilings.

909
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
I don't know.

910
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Well, it was there for a long time.

911
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:13,000
And a lot of people would come in from all over the country to get that ceiling tile,

912
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
because they made it there.

913
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000
They only had the rollers and pressers there.

914
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
Nobody really figured out how to do it,

915
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
but this place had been doing it for years.

916
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000
And people come over from all over the country to see that place,

917
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
and then they direct them to the White Grill.

918
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000
They say, well, while you're here, you've got to go to the White Grill

919
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
and get you a bite to eat.

920
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
And everyone would.

921
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:39,000
So they're known all over the country because of that ceiling tile place there.

922
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Huh.

923
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Yeah.

924
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Yeah, I don't know if that ceiling tile place is still open or not.

925
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Okay. Yeah, it's not that big of a building,

926
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,000
but they put out a lot of tile for ceilings.

927
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Yeah.

928
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Yep.

929
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,000
And on the banks of the beautiful Marmotin River.

930
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Yes, yes, it is.

931
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Oh, yeah. It is pretty, though.

932
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
I mean, it's muddy as fuck, but it's pretty.

933
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
I mean, I'll tell you what, you want to catch...

934
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000
I'm still fishing down there.

935
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Yeah, you want to catch some catfish, some mud cat?

936
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Yeah.

937
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Oh, shit, man.

938
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Those things practically beat each other up for your worm.

939
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
So there you have it.

940
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Those things are good.

941
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Have you ever spoon-billed?

942
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
No, I have not.

943
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
I don't have the patience for it.

944
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
I know people who spoon-bill and love it.

945
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:31,000
I have a lot of friends that do, but I personally don't.

946
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Yeah, me neither.

947
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,000
It didn't sound very appealing to me, like hang around with a treble hook

948
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
and hope something runs into it.

949
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Yeah.

950
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Yeah, no, thank you.

951
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,000
I'd rather put bait on there and then think that someone's going to go,

952
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
hey, man, is that a juicy worm?

953
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Hell, I think I'm going to go bite that.

954
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Yeah, that sounds better to me than just run around with a treble hook.

955
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000
So anyhow, I don't know.

956
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,000
You can't even eat most of the meat off the spoon-bill anyhow.

957
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,000
It's mainly just for game to get it.

958
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
It's just for game, really.

959
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Right.

960
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Yeah, so there you go.

961
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Let me see if I can get to another story here real quick.

962
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:10,000
All right.

963
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Oh, nothing like being prepared, huh?

964
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000
Tell me about it.

965
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Yep.

966
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Let's see.

967
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

968
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Oh, I got one.

969
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000
You know, we talked about wasp quite a bit, right?

970
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
Yeah.

971
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Okay.

972
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Well, okay then.

973
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,000
You ever hear the raw meat at Chris Holmes' amp storey?

974
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
No.

975
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Now, they used to throw raw meat at the audience, remember?

976
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Oh, yes, yes.

977
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,000
I got smacked in the side of the head with a piece of fucking liver.

978
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
I think it was liver.

979
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
It looked like liver.

980
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:59,000
And anyhow, some of these crazy fucks were fucking taking bites out of the raw meat

981
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
and spitting them at people.

982
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000
So anyhow, but so be it.

983
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,000
When I go to a wasp concert, I expect stuff like that.

984
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
So, you know, it's on me.

985
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:15,000
So wasp is a shock rock, crotch rock band known for famous antics such as stiletto heels

986
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,000
as tall as seven inches.

987
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Their stiletto heels were usually about seven, eight inches.

988
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:26,000
And while they're jumping around on stage, they're all at least six, four, six, five.

989
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:32,000
And they're like these fucking tall mammoth people jumping around on stiletto stilettos.

990
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000
And they would literally jump all over the stage.

991
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,000
It was just it took talent just to do that.

992
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Torture racks with women on them, fire, and of course, one of the most famous gimmicks,

993
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000
raw meat.

994
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Yes, sir.

995
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:51,000
I remember the raw meat being thrown at the crowd many times at any particular wasp show.

996
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:57,000
They used to call it animal confetti.

997
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
I know. Isn't that great?

998
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Yeah.

999
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Yeah.

1000
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:09,000
So, you know, they they tried their best to keep the raw meat from all the prize guitars.

1001
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,000
You know, Chris Holmes had a lot of really expensive guitars.

1002
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,000
And, you know, and Blackie Lawless did, too.

1003
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000
All of them did.

1004
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Oh, yeah.

1005
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Yeah. Yeah.

1006
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:25,000
They had all these beautiful, you know, and he had his own line of bases there for a long time.

1007
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
Blackie did.

1008
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:31,000
And I think Chris had Chris had some pickups or something, but he had some mean guitars.

1009
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,000
So Chris's amp wasn't so lucky.

1010
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:42,000
They played a show and were going to record some more songs for their upcoming The Last Command after after the show.

1011
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,000
You know, like they were going to go back somewhere and start recording after this one show.

1012
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:51,000
They're going to they're going to record for The Last Command, which was a very good album.

1013
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000
So the amp was pelted with pounds of raw meat.

1014
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:59,000
The record went into the amp went into storage right after the show.

1015
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Two months later, Chris went to go pick out the equipment he is going to use for the and his prize Marshall was covered in maggots.

1016
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Oh, man.

1017
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Luckily, he had a backup that he liked almost as well.

1018
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000
And he used that while his Marshall stack was cleaned inside and out.

1019
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:23,000
But he said he could always smell that maggot rotted meat smell on it the whole time.

1020
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,000
So he ended up his prize Marshall.

1021
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:34,000
He ended up like selling it because maybe some other people didn't mind the raw meat and maggot smell, but he did.

1022
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
He couldn't stand it.

1023
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
So he got rid of it.

1024
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000
And that was his prize Marshall.

1025
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
He loved that.

1026
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Oh, yeah.

1027
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,000
There's no way you can get all the smell out of that.

1028
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Oh, no, not at all.

1029
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:49,000
And all the components and.

1030
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Wow.

1031
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Yeah. So yeah.

1032
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Now, anyhow, I thought that was a pretty cool story.

1033
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:03,000
And, you know, since you and I've talked about Blackie and we lived through that and everything, I thought that'd be a pretty good story to bring up.

1034
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000
So yeah.

1035
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Oh, and you've been talking about some other bands lately.

1036
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:16,000
I have I've always listened to you always been big fans of what were they?

1037
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,000
That's right.

1038
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,000
That's like rainbow, deep purple.

1039
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1040
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:27,000
And you're well, you and Tova both been talking about deep tracks.

1041
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Yeah, because that's what the good stuff is.

1042
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,000
It is not the shit you hear on radio constantly over and over and over.

1043
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:40,000
But the stuff that you I mean, like April Wine, April Wine is one that's been forgotten about.

1044
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,000
And wasn't April Wine just a fantastic band?

1045
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000
They were.

1046
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Yeah, they had so many great songs all over town.

1047
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,000
Sign of the Gypsy Queen, Just Between You and Me.

1048
00:49:53,000 --> 00:50:00,000
There were so many fantastic songs from April Wine and you don't even hear them on the radio anymore.

1049
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:06,000
But yeah, they were a band that should have been much bigger than what they were.

1050
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:10,000
And I can't figure out why they didn't make it bigger because they had fantastic songs.

1051
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
They were really good at their instruments.

1052
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:16,000
The singer was great and I don't get it.

1053
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
I mean, I don't know why they weren't bigger.

1054
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Was it their record company maybe didn't push them enough or support them enough?

1055
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,000
I'm thinking that.

1056
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,000
That's what I've always wondered.

1057
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Yeah, but the record company because the record companies were pushing other people.

1058
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Yeah, for certain people harder.

1059
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Yeah.

1060
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Well, I mean, like the famous stories like back in the day,

1061
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:50,000
REO Speedwagon was huge and Pink Floyd hadn't really got any traction yet.

1062
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:56,000
And that's because the record company that REO Speedwagon was with

1063
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
was buying hookers and blow for all the DJs in the big markets.

1064
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,000
You know, like they go to Chicago, they go to New York, they go to LA.

1065
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:12,000
And they buy hookers and blow for these DJs to push their songs on their station.

1066
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:20,000
And it's a known fact now that that's what they were doing to get big.

1067
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,000
And then Pink Floyd got much bigger.

1068
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:28,000
But it wasn't because it was a ground roots effort because people started listening to Pink Floyd.

1069
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:32,000
And they started going, man, this stuff is much better, man.

1070
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
And they started listening to it.

1071
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:40,000
REO done very well and they're still a great band and they still play and they still have great songs.

1072
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,000
But Pink Floyd became a much bigger band.

1073
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,000
But later, because it wasn't pushed because they didn't have all that money behind them

1074
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:51,000
and all the drugs and the hookers and all that.

1075
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Right.

1076
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,000
Yeah.

1077
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
So I thought that was pretty interesting.

1078
00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:01,000
There's a lot of books out that talk about that whole thing back then and how evil it was.

1079
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,000
And then how the Motown artists got ripped off so bad.

1080
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,000
Yeah.

1081
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:11,000
You know, it was literally like they just tell people, you know what?

1082
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:17,000
50 bucks and you can drive my fucking car around for like three weeks and stuff like that.

1083
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Yeah.

1084
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Because these people had nothing.

1085
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:26,000
They had all this talent in the world, but they had no way to get it to the world except this evil bastard.

1086
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:30,000
Of the record company that would take advantage of them.

1087
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Right.

1088
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,000
So it was one of them like Barry Gordy maybe or something like that.

1089
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
Yeah. Yeah. Barry Gordy was that one.

1090
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Yeah. So anyhow.

1091
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Well, anyhow, you know, someone dumped 500 pounds of uncooked pasta near a creek bed.

1092
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
It has finally been solved.

1093
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Residents say now they know who dumped hundreds of pounds of pasta next to a stream and why he did it.

1094
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:12,000
The spaghetti saga started in late April when a resident of Old Bridge, New Jersey noticed what looked like huge mounds of pasta on the ground in a wooded area where people have been dumping their old furniture and construction materials for years.

1095
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:20,000
The residents of the town have figured out the dumpster and it was the dumper, not the dumpster, the dumper.

1096
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:25,000
And it was a military veteran that was cleaning out his mother's house after she had passed.

1097
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Now they never explained how his mother obtained 500 pounds of pasta.

1098
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Wow.

1099
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Yeah. Yeah. So that right there would be my first question is, is who in the world did their mother collect 500 pounds of pasta and why?

1100
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Why would you have that much in your house?

1101
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Can you say whorelou?

1102
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,000
I guess.

1103
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Can you fit 500 pounds of pasta in a house?

1104
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
That's a lot of pasta, man.

1105
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Yeah. I mean it was mounds and mounds. I saw the picture of it. It was mounds and mounds of it. Mounds. Huge mounds of it.

1106
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:15,000
And how did he do it? He did it all by hand? Did he rent a dump truck maybe?

1107
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Imagine if it rained and that stuff swelled.

1108
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
It did.

1109
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Oh, did it?

1110
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:30,000
It did. So maybe that's it. You know what? I'll bet you that's it. I'll bet you when he threw it away, it was small sized pasta.

1111
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:37,000
And then it rained a few times. It became full sized pasta. So it was three times the size.

1112
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
And that's how everybody.

1113
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:45,000
That's it. So probably just did it in grocery bags or not grocery bags, but trash bags.

1114
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:51,000
And then when it went out there and piled up like a couple of good size, you know, decent sized piles, it rained three or four times.

1115
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,000
The pasta got bigger and bigger and then it just was huge.

1116
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Yeah. That's how it happened. What happened?

1117
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Well, the town really likes this guy. You know, he was protesting the garbage pickup or lack of.

1118
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:13,000
The town has kept the man's name out of the public because they don't want him to relive the trauma of his mother's death again.

1119
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:18,000
So I think the guy, he is some sort of veteran. I think he had some trauma.

1120
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,000
And I think that they really like the guy and they're protecting him.

1121
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,000
The town simply says we have to do a better job with our garbage removal.

1122
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Why or how the man or his mom have 500 pounds of pasta is still unanswered.

1123
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:39,000
And I don't think anyone really cares. They obviously really like the guy because they just, you know, they they kept his name out in public.

1124
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:48,000
They didn't press charges. And so I find that very, you know, that's pretty interesting that he did that.

1125
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:52,000
And number two, everyone's just sticking behind him going, well, you know what?

1126
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:57,000
We don't want him to get in any trouble. We don't want anyone to know his name because he's traumatized.

1127
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:03,000
So they're good people. I can tell you that. Yeah. Yeah.

1128
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:11,000
So, and anyhow, let's see, do you have any more things that you want to get to? Any thoughts, anything or?

1129
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:18,000
Well, in 1963, the Bronx Zoo had an exhibit.

1130
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:23,000
And I'm guessing it was just one of those one year exhibits.

1131
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:29,000
You know, it was called the most dangerous animal in the world.

1132
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:46,000
What is it? It was a mirror. They knew this in 1963. Oh, my God.

1133
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:52,000
That's good. I like that. Yeah. The main most dangerous animal in the world.

1134
00:56:52,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Who can argue? Yeah. And look at today. I say they're on to something. Yeah. Yeah.

1135
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:14,000
For a long time, they've seen it coming. That's a pretty good fact. How the hell did you find that?

1136
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Facebook. Oh, Facebook. OK. Well, good enough. All right. Well, I get a lot of my stuff.

1137
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:31,000
I get them from this little news section on a local news where they do little a little entertainment tidbit section.

1138
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:36,000
And like they come out with some stuff like the Heinz dispenser. I got it from them. Channel four did it.

1139
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:43,000
And I was just like, oh, my God. You know, the freestyle coke machine, like I said, that thing.

1140
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:51,000
I was at Mockin's Nissan in Colombia. Yeah. Yeah. OK.

1141
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:56,000
About nine and a half from me. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably about two hours from me.

1142
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:03,000
And a guy kept calling me up. I went to the Nissan website looking for I was looking for a Nissan car at the time.

1143
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,000
But I since got my Jeep and I've loved Jeeps my whole life anyhow.

1144
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:16,000
So anyhow, I bought this car from there. And so the guy kept calling me up from from Colombia

1145
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:21,000
because I didn't know when I went to the website looking at their cars that it turns your name and number into everybody.

1146
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:28,000
And then they call you solicit selling a car. So this guy kept calling me up and I finally call him back.

1147
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:34,000
And I go, dude, I go, you know, I said, I'm two hours away. You know, I you we can't do business.

1148
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:38,000
He goes, no, he goes, you tell me what car you want.

1149
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,000
I'll give you the best price for it better than anyone in the city.

1150
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:46,000
And I guarantee it lower than anyone in the city by substantially lower.

1151
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:52,000
And we'll drive the car to you. So I'm like, OK.

1152
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:58,000
So anyhow, I decide I'm going to go ahead and just get the car. I'm going to have my brother follow me in my car.

1153
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,000
And I'm just going to go ahead and get the car.

1154
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:07,000
So anyhow, I get there and anyhow, I call up ahead of time.

1155
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:11,000
I say, I'm going to buy this car, but I demand one thing.

1156
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,000
And I forgot to include this in my story the other day.

1157
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,000
He goes, what's that? A case of White Castle's. What?

1158
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:28,000
A case a case of White Castle's have to be in the floorboard when I get there.

1159
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:36,000
OK, all right. I said I want doubles with cheese. Case. OK.

1160
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:42,000
So anyhow, I get there and the White Castle case, someone was going to get it because they wanted to be fresh.

1161
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,000
They were really cool that, you know, they wanted to be still.

1162
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:50,000
He said, someone's getting it right now. So when you jump in your car, they will be in the floorboard, like you said.

1163
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:54,000
But he said, but in the meantime, he said, I got something to show you.

1164
00:59:54,000 --> 01:00:02,000
And he showed me this luxury showroom and it had recliner vibrating chairs and movies and big screens.

1165
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:10,000
I'm like, wow. He goes, just hang out in there while we get your car detailed and get all the registration.

1166
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:14,000
And then, you know, we'll have you come out and sign a few papers and go back in there.

1167
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:18,000
And then we'll tell you that your car is running out front and hear the you know, and go get it.

1168
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,000
And here's the extra set of keys. OK, cool.

1169
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,000
So I go into saying and he goes, man, he goes, look at this machine.

1170
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,000
He goes, it's one of 20 in America. And I'm like, what?

1171
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,000
And it's a freestyle coke machine.

1172
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:36,000
And I was low carbon at the time, so I could I should have just said, you know what?

1173
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:45,000
Fuck low carbon today. I'm going to like mix a coke with like some fucking orange juice and some some spearmint and all this shit, you know, or whatever they have.

1174
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:49,000
And just go crazy. And if I don't like it, I'll get you. Yeah.

1175
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:54,000
But like a real one, like with 500 different ingredients, you know.

1176
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:59,000
And anyhow, I was low carbon. So I couldn't get the full effect.

1177
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:04,000
But man, I, you know, so I was like, this machine is fucking radical. It's so cool.

1178
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:14,000
So anyhow, when I saw the Heinz suspensions, the same idea, you know, they, you know, they have like a smoky Chipotle.

1179
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:20,000
They have Heinz 57. They have Heinz ketchup.

1180
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:24,000
You know, they have all the base stuff and then you can add all these different things to it.

1181
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:29,000
Jalapeno, wasabi, you know, sweet stuff.

1182
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,000
And I was like, man, that's like a freestyle ketchup machine.

1183
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:38,000
And I was like, that thing is fucking radical, too. So, yeah.

1184
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:44,000
So anyhow, yeah, well, anyhow, channel four first put that up there and I was like, my God.

1185
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:50,000
So then I started doing some investigating and I was like, man, that's a machine I have to have.

1186
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:59,000
So anyhow, I mean, for at least use, not have, but use.

1187
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:05,000
I think what's going to happen is they're going to lease them to probably want a certain fast food chain.

1188
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:12,000
And they're going to be specific to that. Someone's going to like pay Heinz a lot of money to say they only go in Burger King's.

1189
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:16,000
They only go in White Castle's. They only go in McDonald's or something like that.

1190
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:21,000
Because that's a hell of a gimmick. People go in there. Yeah, we can mix our own ketchup up.

1191
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Well, I read just the other day they're shutting down a bunch of Burger King's.

1192
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,000
They are. Yeah, a lot of stores. And I can tell you why.

1193
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:35,000
McDonald's love it or hate it. You know what you're getting when you get there. Right.

1194
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:41,000
White Castle love it or hate it. You know what you're getting when you get there. McDonald's same way.

1195
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:45,000
Yeah. Burger King. You don't know what you're getting there.

1196
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:51,000
They are not consistent. They don't have ever have very good help.

1197
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:56,000
And half the time, like the grease that they use tastes like it's old.

1198
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:00,000
I mean, I can't go there anymore because every time I go there, I get a stomach ache.

1199
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:07,000
And I'm sorry I ever went there. So I can't go there anymore because they don't control their quality enough

1200
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:12,000
to ensure that it's going to you know what you're going to get when you go there.

1201
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Now, back in the day, they were in the line for one of the best fast food burgers around.

1202
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,000
Oh, back in the day, they were fantastic. Yeah, they were.

1203
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:26,000
But over the years, quality just went downhill.

1204
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:30,000
Yeah. But I think that's in every restaurant.

1205
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:35,000
It is. McDonald's isn't that good either. But at least you know about what you're getting there.

1206
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:39,000
You know, one that went to hell was Hardee's.

1207
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Yeah, yeah. They shut down the Hardee's down here too.

1208
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Yeah, they're just not that good. Anyhow, the ones that could control their quality enough stayed around.

1209
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,000
The ones that couldn't, they're gone. Right.

1210
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:58,000
Or at least come up with a consistently bad burger. At least you know what you're going to get when you get there.

1211
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Exactly. Yeah, so anyhow.

1212
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:11,000
If someone intimidates you, just imagine them on a table being wiped like a baby.

1213
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:19,000
Oh, but it's for wipey.

1214
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:29,000
Hey, where did everybody go? Where are the douchebags?

1215
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:34,000
Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner. Oh jeez.

1216
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:42,000
Ugh, I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.