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Just call us at 816-512-7717.

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Hey there this Mark with Quick Hits.

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How about a beer powered motorcycle?

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A Minnesota inventor who gained a following for his unusual vehicles and built his latest

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creation a beer powered motorcycle.

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Yeah that's right, you heard me right.

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A beer powered motorcycle.

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Kai Mickelson whose previous inventions include a rocket powered toilet and a jet powered

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coffee pot.

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Look both of these up.

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I mean I think this guy is kind of a crack pot.

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I mean he's intelligent obviously and really good with mechanics and knows how these things

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work.

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He's much better than me.

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You know I had a hard time putting on valve covers when I was a kid.

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And that's easy.

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So anyhow this stuff is pretty neat but I mean I think you'd completely miss a boat

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on this one.

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He said the beer powered motorcycle he created in his Bloomington garage has a 14 gallon

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keg with a heating coil instead of a gas powered engine.

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Why would one waste delicious tasting beer on just a fuel?

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There are no plans to mass produce this bike currently and I really see no reason for it.

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That's why you know you go and you buy yourself a Vespa or whatever you know a Harley or whoever

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makes them anymore.

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I don't know does Kawasaki still make bikes?

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Whatever.

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Whoever makes them whatever kind you know you want to buy.

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That's why you buy them and you put fuel in them.

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They don't use very much fuel.

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So if gas is three bucks a gallon I mean it's really it's it's really still inexpensive

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to drive a motorcycle anywhere.

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So why would one waste delicious tasting beer on such a gadget?

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Unless they're just you know wanting to maybe get some I don't know headline or something.

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I'll know other reason why you would do this.

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So anyhow this is Mark and this is my quick hit my thought on it.

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Hello and I am Mark and I am Christopher.

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So Christopher you had some stuff that was on your mind.

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Definitely so.

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I was watching the television the other day and I noticed Deon Sanders doing an F-light

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commercial and is that still with Nick Saban?

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Yes.

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Yeah and here he was jumping around acting like an idiot with a CGI duck and a CGI goat.

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Who was it?

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Deon Sanders or Nick Saban?

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Deon Sanders.

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Oh my god.

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Former former NFL star player Hall of Famer and he's jumping around like a moron going

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oh they're gonna throw down baby over a fake duck and a fake goat in a commercial for Aflac.

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I am so glad I did not see this.

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So immediately the term that popped into my mind was endorsement whore.

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Deon Sanders bent over spread his ass cheeks wide and said Ad Flac come your dollars in

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my asshole.

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I agree.

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Now Nick Saban I still like the element that he does because he has that coachers look

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on his face.

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He maintains a little bit of dignity.

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He does.

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He doesn't do all this fucking ham and cheese shit but I did notice what he does is he does

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something really direct.

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Like Deon said someone said money this is on old commercial and he goes yeah someone

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said Aflac.

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He always if you watch it now he always confirms that Aflac means money.

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And the reason is because he's the coach.

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He knows everything.

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He directs everything.

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They did that on purpose.

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Yeah there's a lot of.

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And he's always got his glasses down about halfway.

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He comes off very well on TV actually.

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I still want a giant I want a fucking monkey to escape the zoo and bite him in the nuts

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after the end of one game.

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I like the guy.

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I just I just want to see it happen.

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Yeah I want to see him like scream and pull the monkey off his ball sack.

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I want him rolling on the ground with fucking blood running out.

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You know kind of like Biggin.

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Yeah Biggin and the great ball bite.

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Biggin is reincarnated as a monkey and bites him in the nut sack.

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If anyone remembers Biggin because I know some of you fuckers listen.

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And some of you fuckers have skipped some podcasts so go back and download them all damn

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you.

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And message me Facebook fucking email me or something.

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Remember Biggin.

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I want to hear.

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I don't I know I don't remember everything about that big ugly fuck.

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No that'd be great.

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There's more to tell.

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Did anyone ever catch him beating off or something?

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Was he behind the bleachers finger and his asshole?

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I want to know more about Biggin.

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There's got to be more to tell him.

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I know that fucking that that greasy piece of shit.

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I know there's got to be more to it.

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I just don't remember all of it.

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There's some people that just they just look and seem greasy.

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He was one of them.

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Because of the way they are and their demeanor and you know it has nothing to do with ethnicity.

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I know that for some people that's an ethnic slur for a certain group.

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But to me greasy just has it's like calling someone weasel-y or creepy.

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You know it's they just have a greasy slippery.

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This guy is not as white as they get.

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He's just a big old country fuck.

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Fucking hay baling.

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Fucking chow chewing.

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Just looking at him you feel like there's a film left on you.

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You got to wash off.

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He used to call him gizzles.

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He was a fucking gizzle.

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Gizzle.

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A gizzle.

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They just look like gizzles when they walk through the room.

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I remember you sit there going oh fuck another gizzle.

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But this is a kid with an overactive imagination.

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So anyhow so okay.

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Endorsement horse.

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So Deon Sanders I have listed because he inspired me.

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You don't jump around with a fucking fake duck.

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I'm sure they hired him to be the wild crazy guy but seriously have a little dignity.

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He is a coach by the way.

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Boy.

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You know but this is what.

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And I actually really like Deon.

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Yeah I used to not like him but I've grown to like him over the years because I got to

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learn more about him as a person instead of just a like persona.

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And that's why this is so disappointing to see this grown man who's you know got a lot

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of things going on and should be respected and here he is acting like just an utter fool.

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Because somebody's giving him money.

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Another thing that I found out about Deon and this is through my old job but we went

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to Prosper Texas which is in northern fringe of Dallas and is a very affluent area.

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Jerry Jones the Bush's you know W and I don't know about the old man or whatever.

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But Deon lived right there.

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You can see Deon's house from the school and he gave a lot of money.

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I think someone said upwards like 10 million for that school to have it built.

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And this was a huge school that we were down there for months working on.

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And it was so big that we'd go down there for two weeks.

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We'd come back for four days go down there for two weeks.

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And we spent most of the summer and part of the spring down there doing this school.

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It was so huge.

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But he gave a lot of money and I also think he gave the land too.

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And it was really close to his house.

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Yeah he's done a lot of philanthropic things.

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Yeah he did.

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And another thing is the football stadiums indoors and outdoors were immaculate.

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And I really thought that it was really cool that he invested that much money in where

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he lived and believed in education and higher education.

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And I thought it was really cool.

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And anyhow oh hey did you see that?

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It's loose.

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Oh by the way we're at the Kansas City Zoo today.

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Oh yeah.

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And anyhow I think we didn't tell them that did we?

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Probably not.

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Okay well we're at the zoo.

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We just kind of started yacking.

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Yeah look they're trying to catch the parakeet.

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Look at that bugger.

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You know they have some birds.

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He gave me a dirty look.

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I've been in some zoos though they have some birds that just kind of roam the bird area.

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Kill it!

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Kill it!

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Oh you didn't like that.

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I better shut up we're getting kicked out of here.

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The angry parakeet is going to attack.

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I want that parakeet to bite his balls.

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There we go.

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Oh god.

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That guy is going to kick me out.

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Look at him.

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He can fucking hear me.

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I didn't know that.

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He's not happy.

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You have a loud voice.

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I guess so.

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So yeah I think we're I don't know what part of the zoo this is.

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There's birds and waterfalls.

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The penguin house is over to the left.

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Yeah I mean really they changed it so much that's all I know.

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Because when we're walking through we saw the Hillsburg penguin house.

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That was pretty much anyhow.

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We're somewhere near there.

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It smells nice here you know sometimes as you get some steep areas.

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It smells like ape ass like a lot of areas.

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A lot of areas smell like hairy ape ass.

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It's not good.

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Elephants is pretty strong.

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The red assay.

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The red assay has a stronger fecal power.

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It's pretty bad.

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So anyhow we'd probably better get back to our endorsement whores.

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Stop the presses.

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But I gotta say this.

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Our beloved Patrick Mahomes.

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Endorsement whore.

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Yeah.

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Love him.

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Great guy.

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He's doing state farm.

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Hy-Vee.

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A couple other things.

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Blugger burger.

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Everything.

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I mean you and Matt.

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I mean yeah.

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He's done a lot of stuff.

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Yeah he's been doing so many of them.

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So to kind of follow a theme.

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Oh and the one that they paid a lot of money for.

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The Hunt's ketchup got him first.

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They never showed the commercial.

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I think they got it just so Hines couldn't get him.

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That's right because the gimmick first was he put ketchup on everything so one of the

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ketchup companies got him and then maybe signed him to an exclusive deal and then just isn't

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using him but they're keeping the other company from using him.

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I think that's what it is.

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They're like well Hines is already kicking our ass so here's what we do.

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Mahomes is notorious.

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He likes Hines and if it's not Hines then he likes the Whataburger spicy ketchup.

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He's very clear about the ketchup on everything deal.

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Ketchup's important.

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Yeah it is.

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It could start some family fights.

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And I do agree with him.

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Hines is the best ketchup.

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And the thing that I'm really on to is simply Hines with the real sugar.

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Oh shit that stuff is good.

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Yeah the less processed the better on pretty much everything.

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I love it because there's a big movement of the less processed everything.

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The simply stuff like the simple 7up I really like.

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It's just sugar not all the processed anything.

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Everything natural with real cane sugar in it.

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I guess the company's got accustomed to making everything so heavily processed so all the

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flavors were really consistent.

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But nobody bothered to ask the American public is that what you really want anymore?

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I think a lot of it started at least with the sugar stuff was in the 70s.

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I think it was the late 70s.

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We had so much corn we didn't know what to do with it so somebody came up with the bright

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idea of like let's start using corn syrup in everything.

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High fructose corn syrup became the thing.

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Yeah especially in soda pops.

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But now lately the last few years now I've been on this for a while a lot longer and

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just because I've been into the odd sodas like I've before mentioned.

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I go to KC Soda Company at the River Market and I've always liked the old throwbacks.

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Like the old throwback knee high oranges and grapes are just fucking awesome made with

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cane sugar.

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The old Pepsi's and the Cokes and the RC's with cane sugar.

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Fucking awesome.

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But now it bled into other places like Ketchup's and other products to where people are doing

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throwbacks of simple or simply or something like that.

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Yeah I've seen that term a lot too.

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And it's like organic was.

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Organic was the big thing and now it seems to be simple.

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Anything.

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It's like nah not all that processed stuff it's just like this is the original original

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formula back whenever.

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And I wonder if it's cheaper to manufacture that way or cheaper to produce because you're

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you're eliminating some refining and processing steps.

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It probably is more cost effective.

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Less waste is produced.

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Well guess they finally figured out the microphone.

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Idiots.

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Remember to send all male body part photos to Rob Rad's inbox.

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Two monkey fuckers and a toaster will be right back.

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And one of the guys was saying I'm really interested in this Eagles thing that's going

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on but not $600 interested.

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And then my wife mentioned that in her entire life she's always wanted to go see the Eagles

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but it's always been way too expensive.

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They've consistently been priced much higher.

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And now there's a concern that Ticketmaster and their flex pricing is going to get a hold

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of it.

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And flex pricing basically is as demand for the tickets increases the price goes up.

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So they're not content anymore with just selling out.

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They want to get every dollar they possibly can while they sell out.

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The problem is the Eagles clientele.

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The Eagles clientele they can't afford it.

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Yeah that's the unfortunate thing.

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We're priced out because of that.

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It'd be great to see them live.

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Every lawyer you know loves the Eagles.

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Every doctor you know loves the Eagles.

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Every business owner you know.

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Hedge fund managers.

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I don't know whoever makes crap tons of money.

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They all love the Eagles.

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In like ACDC where that takes nine out of ten of them out.

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For a while Chris Isaac was that way.

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He was pricing himself way out of everybody's price range but I think he figured it out.

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I think out of necessity he realized that hey you know what this is not a good business

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protocol for you.

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Plus Chris Isaac tours a lot more than the Eagles do at this point.

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Well I miss the good old days when they did not have to rely on tours.

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Now they have to because if you make music it doesn't sell.

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They don't make the money.

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They don't have the 30 million selling albums anymore.

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And then they tour to make the albums sell better.

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I remember like during the heydays in the 80s Bon Jovi come by three times in a year

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on the same album.

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And that's because they would release one hit and then it would do really well.

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And then they'd release another hit and it would start to fade.

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And they're like okay hey put them on tour again.

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I remember Van Halen touring twice on the same album.

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Yeah and that was to get the other songs to sell and people to buy the albums and it worked.

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Now it is the opposite.

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Now it's like they have to tour to make money.

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So you can get all the paper and you used to do.

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You used to be like yeah hey we're giving away tickets.

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You know one on one the Fox or whoever is giving away tickets.

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The Rock or somebody.

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Or you get a block of them you know five for fifty dollars or something.

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None of that goes on anymore because they need to make as much money as they can off

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of this.

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And it's not like the Eagles have some big elaborate stage show.

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You know a troupe of dancers and tons of lights or anything.

335
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You know they're doing it just because they can.

336
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Yeah it's whatever the market will bear.

337
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Yeah I mean I suppose I would pay that much for maybe if the Beatles weren't all dead.

338
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Well you know a lot of them weren't dead.

339
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Half of them weren't dead.

340
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Yeah.

341
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And they were to get back together.

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I would probably pay that much to see them just to say I saw them.

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All this.

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For the prices they won I'm happy to go see the tribute band for a tenth of the price.

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Seriously for sixty bucks I could go see an Eagles tribute band and buy the bar food and

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some merchandise and you know we could have a really good time.

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For ten times that I could maybe see the Eagles.

348
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No thanks.

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I know this.

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There's a lot of cover bands out there or tribute bands that sound just as good as the

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other bands do nowadays.

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And they're a lot more responsive about doing the songs you want to hear as opposed to a

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lot of these older bands are like you know we're sick of that song we ain't playing it

354
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no more.

355
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Yeah and that always pissed me off.

356
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Oh yeah.

357
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It's like no regard for the fan.

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You know this used to piss me off by the way though when I was younger and I didn't want

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to hear the hits.

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I wanted to hear the songs that I really loved on the second side and all that you know.

361
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Like the deep tracks.

362
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Yeah.

363
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I go see Ozzy and every fucking time you know the last four songs like Paranoid, Iron Man,

364
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let's see Crazy Train.

365
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Crazy Train.

366
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Yeah.

367
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Yeah it's just oh okay.

368
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And it's like mix it up.

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Throw something else in there but then I realized you'd say this to other people they look at

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you like you're insane.

371
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It's like I know.

372
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What song is that?

373
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What song are you talking about?

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And I realized you know you're like this too because you are a true music fan.

375
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Yeah.

376
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You go see Alice Cooper you don't want to see Schools Out as the last song do you?

377
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Yeah I'm kind of over that.

378
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Yeah me neither.

379
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I'd rather go see.

380
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Since 1972 he's been pretty much using that as his last song.

381
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Yeah and that's because it works.

382
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Yeah it does.

383
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Yeah.

384
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You know all of a sudden the beach balls come out and he's got his cane and he starts poking

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at people.

386
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Yeah introduces each member and they do a little solo and yeah it just goes on and on.

387
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Yeah.

388
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Yeah.

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But yeah it's fun when the band cranks out some song that's like you know buried on the

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second side of the third album and you're like one of ten people in the whole audience

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that recognizes the song and you're going yeah.

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I think this Motley Crue that did that one time on a tour they threw in like let's see

393
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I think it was Theater of Pain was like really except it had a couple of hits.

394
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That was like the third album wasn't it?

395
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Yeah it was their third album.

396
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The first one was Too Fast for Love, second one was Shot at the Devil.

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Everybody knew the songs on there.

398
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Well everybody knew songs on Theater of Pain but they only knew two.

399
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It was the cover song of Smokin' in the Boys Room by Branch Hill Station then the second

400
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one was Home Sweet Home.

401
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Oh yeah.

402
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Yeah but they had songs like Save Our Soul, Fight for Your Rights, stuff like that.

403
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And I think they played let's see something about let's see something about rock or Let's

404
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All Rock or For the Right to Rock or something like that and they played it in concert and

405
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they said like you know they're like everybody went to the bathroom.

406
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I think it's Nikki Sixx that said that.

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He goes man everybody went to the shitter.

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And it was like the place was a ghost town and sure enough since we played one of the

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songs everybody knows all of a sudden they all came back.

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All of a sudden they went into Dr. Feelgood and like all these fuckers are back in their

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seats.

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So it sucks you know it sucks for people like us that you know that like want to hear something

413
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else and then also it's also hard on the band too because a lot of them forgot the songs.

414
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Yeah yeah.

415
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And they have to have the lighting set for all these different songs.

416
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It's not like they can afford to just throw one in every third show or something.

417
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The show has to be pretty much the same every night.

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If there's complex lighting, choreography, that kind of thing.

419
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So it's either in the set list for the tour or it's not most of the time.

420
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Occasionally it's like okay we have a little section in the middle where we all sit down

421
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and we play whatever we feel.

422
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You know you see them do the little the semi unplugged in the middle of the concert where

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they all get together in the middle of the stage and sit there and do that.

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That's kind of the area where it's like okay let's pull out some old stuff.

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Let's do some covers.

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If somebody shouts a request maybe we'll do that.

427
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But you know that's the unscripted part of the show.

428
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But not every act can pull that off in the middle of a show.

429
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You don't want to see every act doing that.

430
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You know I would love to see it.

431
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It'll never happen just because of the dynamic and the way it is.

432
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But I'd love to see like just a hang on.

433
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Stop the concert.

434
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We're gonna have three songs here and you all yell which one you want to hear.

435
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It's a good multiple choice.

436
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That would be kind of neat but it'll never happen.

437
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Because like I said you know let's say it was Van Halen.

438
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They'd come out and go oh let's see talk about love.

439
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Let's see.

440
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Jamie's crying.

441
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Jamie's crying.

442
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It would not be the song like even Top Jimmy or something like that which wasn't somewhat

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of a radio hit.

444
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No one would yell for that one.

445
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They would just be like yeah.

446
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Atomic Funk.

447
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Atomic Funk.

448
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Yeah.

449
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That was a good one.

450
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That was.

451
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Yeah.

452
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Or some of my favorite ones like some of that guitar.

453
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Especially on the first three or four albums.

454
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Gosh like shit on Mean Street.

455
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Yeah Mean Streets was good.

456
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Oh my god.

457
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Fair warning.

458
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Just really did not get the pub that it deserved.

459
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I don't feel.

460
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I mean that thing.

461
00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:37,700
That was Diver Down was another just fucking blistering album.

462
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So yeah.

463
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Diver Down got criticized a bit for having more than one cover song on it.

464
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Yeah but you know can you really call them covers?

465
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I know.

466
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They really kind of made it their own in a lot of those cases.

467
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Was it the one with Intruder right on it?

468
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And they had Dancing in the Streets.

469
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Yes.

470
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But yeah I think it was Pretty Woman, Dancing in the Streets.

471
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And there might have been one other cover.

472
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Yeah.

473
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But the thing is I dare anyone to hear Intruder and you know the actual song that they covered

474
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did sound somewhat like it.

475
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I mean the songs put together they're just not the same songs.

476
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They're not even close.

477
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Yeah.

478
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Yeah it's a whole other interpretation.

479
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:38,580
It's not like a band covering it and trying to sound like the record.

480
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It's you know here's a song we like and here's how it's done Van Halen style.

481
00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:45,260
Yeah yeah this is like any band.

482
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That's awesome.

483
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Like I don't know being blasted off of his mind and coke or something and just being

484
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like oh my god you know.

485
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That's Pretty Woman's pretty cool song but man what if I put this in front of it.

486
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And then he gets a little bit further you know.

487
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,580
It's like who do I call this?

488
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I'm going to call it Intruder because if you hear the title and then you listen to it you

489
00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:13,220
definitely hear what he's saying.

490
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:15,380
Yeah that's an intrusive song.

491
00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:17,300
It's very intrusive.

492
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,260
That's a song that goes in your ear hole.

493
00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:20,260
Yeah.

494
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:21,260
Kind of like this podcast.

495
00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:22,260
Yeah.

496
00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:23,940
You can play the podcast with it.

497
00:26:23,940 --> 00:26:27,940
Like a fist full of barbed wire.

498
00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:33,900
Just as gentle too.

499
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:36,660
I would agree.

500
00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:39,580
But okay we were talking about the Eagles right?

501
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:47,780
Now to me the Eagles are blatantly ripping people off and they don't give a shit if the

502
00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:49,540
Joe fan goes.

503
00:26:49,540 --> 00:26:50,540
They don't want you there.

504
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They don't want you there.

505
00:26:53,580 --> 00:27:00,220
I hate the money grab aspect of them.

506
00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:08,020
It's disheartening to you know, they don't have to do that.

507
00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:13,180
Music went through a period where it was all blatant commercialism and then it seemed like

508
00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:19,620
it went out of that and it was more about the music and appreciating your fans but some

509
00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:28,300
acts it's still all about top dollar and they kind of get the attitude of well this is our

510
00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:33,980
band so therefore we're going to give you the best and we expect to be paid accordingly.

511
00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:36,300
I think it is a pride thing a lot of it.

512
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:38,740
Yeah I would agree.

513
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:45,740
But seriously y'all are starting to get really really old and gonna die and you don't care

514
00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:49,820
that there's a bunch of us that will never be able to see you.

515
00:27:49,820 --> 00:27:53,900
That's what I'm talking about disheartening is it's just like yeah we may never tour again

516
00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:58,180
after this you know we know this and we don't care.

517
00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:04,860
Even the Rolling Stones aren't that bad.

518
00:28:04,860 --> 00:28:07,700
You know Paul McCartney isn't that bad.

519
00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:13,260
I don't think he does it anymore but when he would do a show here or there or whatever.

520
00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:16,500
Julie Joel's pretty bad but not that bad.

521
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:21,780
What's wrong with a band like scaling down their stage show and going on a tour of smaller

522
00:28:21,780 --> 00:28:27,820
venues like you know anywhere from twenty five hundred to seventy five hundred seats

523
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:33,860
and you know just staying in the cheaper hotels and you're not trying to make a million bucks

524
00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:38,140
but just go out there and play for people for ten bucks each.

525
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:39,140
Yeah.

526
00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:41,660
There's nothing wrong with it at all.

527
00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:45,940
All you're seeing is green is what this is.

528
00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:49,180
They could do it completely differently and another thing about the Eagles is it's not

529
00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:50,820
stage show.

530
00:28:50,820 --> 00:28:56,340
I mean this is a Hotel California tour where they play Hotel California all the way through.

531
00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:57,340
Oh start to finish yeah.

532
00:28:57,340 --> 00:28:58,340
And they just stand there and they all.

533
00:28:58,340 --> 00:29:04,620
Good while when you guys were doing something productive these two were just yammering on

534
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:05,620
and on.

535
00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,740
Paul just basically stand there.

536
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:14,900
There's no choreography there's no the lights change occasionally but I mean you go to like

537
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:22,220
an Aussie show or a WASP show or or even like Chris Isaac you know and he moves around and

538
00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:27,460
you know different places of the stage and sometimes there's props and it's like the

539
00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:34,660
Eagles it's you just they just kind of stand there and sing and that's great but where

540
00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:39,500
we spent what are we spending the money on if it's not a big stage show an elaborate

541
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:42,460
production it's just all going to these guys.

542
00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:43,460
Yeah exactly.

543
00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:50,860
And that's that's what I have a problem with is right there is now you know now you talk

544
00:29:50,860 --> 00:29:59,060
about the that album itself is written masterfully is what I mean the music is just insane it's

545
00:29:59,060 --> 00:30:03,140
so so sound.

546
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:10,300
Yeah it's it's and it works so well as an album it's it's one of those in a small list

547
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:16,700
relatively small list of albums that is just perfect for the time and perfect in and of

548
00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:22,740
itself there's a Fleetwood Mac album like that there is an Elton John album like that.

549
00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:23,740
Yes.

550
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:29,140
Aussies in Black Sabbath Paranoid was just perfect for that time.

551
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:30,140
Oh yeah.

552
00:30:30,140 --> 00:30:36,140
But there have been albums like that it's like every track is awesome everything works

553
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:44,900
at the time it came out it just blew up and it's it's it's usually a once in a career

554
00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:51,180
kind of thing and Hotel California just took over the world when they came out it was.

555
00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,740
And then the longevity too.

556
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:53,740
Yeah yeah.

557
00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:58,220
I mean still to this day I mean it's still revered as one of the best albums ever.

558
00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:59,220
Yeah.

559
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:03,340
And musically it's a musician's musician.

560
00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:04,340
Yeah.

561
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:10,140
I mean the it's an album that every musician respects whether they like the music or not

562
00:31:10,140 --> 00:31:13,860
they're like oh my god you have that writing on there instruments.

563
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:20,220
And it's a rarity when it's it's full of songs that everybody can sing along and recognize

564
00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:25,180
the melodies and everything but if you're a musician and you try to play it the way

565
00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:31,340
they played it you realize wow this is complex yeah this was written with some serious thought.

566
00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:32,340
Yes.

567
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:37,860
But it doesn't it doesn't exude that from every note like it doesn't make it unapproachable

568
00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:38,860
for your average fan.

569
00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:39,860
Yeah.

570
00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:43,660
You know you can still hear the song and sing it but then when you dive in it's like damn

571
00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:45,660
this is well constructed.

572
00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:48,500
And who is it that sings this song?

573
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:52,100
Hotel California is that is that a Don Henley?

574
00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:53,100
Yeah.

575
00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:54,100
Yeah.

576
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:55,100
He sings a lot.

577
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:56,100
Yeah.

578
00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:57,100
A lot of hits.

579
00:31:57,100 --> 00:32:06,380
His his voice in particular on that is I think he meant it to sound like this but it sounds

580
00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:10,220
very concerning the way he sings it.

581
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:17,220
It's masterful because he's in the hotel California which is probably talking about the first

582
00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:18,860
church of Satan.

583
00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:20,860
Yeah that's part of the reference.

584
00:32:20,860 --> 00:32:26,740
And it could be anything where you're trapped in something you thought was going to be great

585
00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:27,740
but it really isn't.

586
00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:29,020
Yeah it could be a metaphor.

587
00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:30,020
Yeah.

588
00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:35,140
We don't know but it is meant to be saying like that you know and just the way that he

589
00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:40,380
emphasizes certain words and the stress that he puts on his voice when he sings it.

590
00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:41,380
Yeah.

591
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:42,380
It's perfect.

592
00:32:42,380 --> 00:32:44,540
Another guy that did that was Michael Jackson.

593
00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:45,540
Yeah.

594
00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:51,740
Michael Jackson had just a perfect amount of stress and concern whenever he needed to.

595
00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:52,740
Yeah.

596
00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:53,740
Yeah.

597
00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:56,660
A lot of being a lead singer could could well be voice actor.

598
00:32:56,660 --> 00:32:57,660
Yes.

599
00:32:57,660 --> 00:33:01,820
You know you're selling the song and the idea and the passion of the song with your voice

600
00:33:01,820 --> 00:33:06,740
and yeah there are a lot of musicians that that hit the notes well but they don't convince

601
00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:07,740
you what they're saying.

602
00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:08,740
No Michael Jackson was convinced.

603
00:33:08,740 --> 00:33:10,740
Or you can't understand what they're saying.

604
00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:11,740
Yeah.

605
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,340
Especially with women.

606
00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:19,420
Let me put these two into throw this out here and see what you think.

607
00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:23,700
Billie Jean and Dirty Diana.

608
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:26,300
Listen to his voice on both of those songs.

609
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:33,820
He sings that so convincingly you know that it's like wow you can almost see the woman

610
00:33:33,820 --> 00:33:35,500
he's talking about.

611
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:44,780
You know and his stress on his voice sounds like he is really stressing about that woman.

612
00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:45,780
Yeah.

613
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:46,780
Yeah.

614
00:33:46,780 --> 00:33:54,660
Someone else that has such a believable voice when he sings is Stevie Wonder.

615
00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:56,460
Oh god yeah you're not kidding.

616
00:33:56,460 --> 00:33:57,460
Yeah.

617
00:33:57,460 --> 00:34:00,260
Have you heard and I got to go on a little bit different.

618
00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:02,020
That's what this podcast does.

619
00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:03,020
We go on tangents.

620
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:04,020
Yes we do.

621
00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:09,580
Stevie Wonder supposedly according to several stars and we can look this up right now if

622
00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,580
we want can see.

623
00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:18,340
Yeah I was going to bring that up if you didn't is that there's there's a lot of a lot of

624
00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:20,580
people say it's bullshit.

625
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:21,580
You can see.

626
00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:22,580
I want to know.

627
00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:28,620
I mean if he is I wanted to hail him as one of the greatest pranksters ever.

628
00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:29,620
Yeah.

629
00:34:29,620 --> 00:34:31,020
Like dude it's awesome.

630
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:37,020
Well the story is that he needed a gimmick when he was starting out.

631
00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:38,020
Yes.

632
00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:45,180
And it wasn't uncommon for a musician to be blind.

633
00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:50,580
You know there's you know in all the blues musicians you know blind so and so and blind

634
00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:51,580
so and so.

635
00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:55,100
It's you know the blind boys of Alabama was a group that recorded.

636
00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:56,100
Yeah.

637
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,100
Blind Lemon Jefferson.

638
00:34:57,100 --> 00:35:01,740
You know this is like so so he thought well that'll be my hook.

639
00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:09,180
You know he was little Stevie Wonder and he was blind and it stuck and it caught on and

640
00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:15,460
he was he was pretty much roped into it and you know he was past the point where he could

641
00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:17,580
say oh well you know that was just a gimmick.

642
00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:18,580
Yes.

643
00:35:18,580 --> 00:35:19,580
No one would forgive him.

644
00:35:19,580 --> 00:35:23,220
So he's kind of been stuck all of his life acting acting blind.

645
00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:31,380
You know this is the story that these people tell and it's a lot of people that are and

646
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:36,620
have been close to Stevie saying yeah brother can see.

647
00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:37,620
Yeah.

648
00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:44,460
Like one of them it was an actual I got I have to look this story up but he accidentally

649
00:35:44,460 --> 00:35:47,140
let loose with an accidently on a radio show.

650
00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,820
He said yeah and Stevie was driving.

651
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:51,820
Everyone said what?

652
00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:55,460
What did I say?

653
00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:58,500
No no no you said Stevie was driving.

654
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:02,300
Oh I guess I did.

655
00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:03,300
Didn't I?

656
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:04,300
Yeah.

657
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:05,300
I was kidding.

658
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:09,420
Yeah yeah by that time his foot was already in his mouth and yeah yeah.

659
00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:10,420
Wow.

660
00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:15,740
Yeah but I want to know because I want to say that's the greatest prank ever.

661
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:18,260
Oh no kidding.

662
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:25,340
Even the way he does it with his face in the air and I mean he's got it perfected.

663
00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:31,460
I think people would forgive him and it would be no big deal if he came out and said you

664
00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:35,100
know what this is this was a gimmick that got out of hand.

665
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:37,060
It wasn't like he was asking for a handout.

666
00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:38,660
The guy is really talented.

667
00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:39,660
Yeah.

668
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:45,140
He's probably advocated for the sight impaired community really.

669
00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:47,420
So yeah I don't think he's.

670
00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:49,820
It did not help his music career at all.

671
00:36:49,820 --> 00:36:50,820
Not really.

672
00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:54,980
Because the guy was uber talented and it didn't matter whether he could see or not.

673
00:36:54,980 --> 00:37:00,980
So he didn't do it being somewhat talented and got the rest of the way because people

674
00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:02,860
felt bad for him or whatever.

675
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:05,340
No he's very talented.

676
00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:06,340
Yeah.

677
00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:07,580
Very good you know.

678
00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:12,820
I wouldn't put this anywhere near the category of stealing someone's identity or stealing

679
00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:17,860
somebody's songs or anything like that.

680
00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:18,860
It's yeah.

681
00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:24,340
You know it's once you start hearing how he writes and how he performs and plays it's

682
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,340
like oh yeah this guy is real deal.

683
00:37:26,340 --> 00:37:29,860
Hey there boys and girls this is Mark and this is Mark's thought of the day.

684
00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:31,860
I just found out my phone really is smart.

685
00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:34,460
As a matter of fact my phone is a genius.

686
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:37,460
I got to going through I was running out of space and I got to going through my phone

687
00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:40,300
and it had to empty all the trash.

688
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:46,100
So I looked at my trash and in my trash my phone automatically took all the major quint

689
00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:50,100
lutes and twees and threw them straight in the trash without me looking at them.

690
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,460
That is a brilliant fucking phone.

691
00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:55,460
My phone is a fucking genius.

692
00:37:55,460 --> 00:38:03,860
That's it Mark's corner.

693
00:38:03,860 --> 00:38:08,780
So the old Stevie Wonder thing is pretty interesting.

694
00:38:08,780 --> 00:38:12,980
I mean I don't know why people would lie about it so I think it probably is true.

695
00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:13,980
Yeah.

696
00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:16,380
I think most people don't want to call him out at this point.

697
00:38:16,380 --> 00:38:18,580
You know they're just like whatever.

698
00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:24,540
Yeah as you're saying if the interest level was high enough people would dig and want

699
00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:29,780
to know but it's mostly people like it might be interesting to know but really don't care.

700
00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:30,780
They don't care.

701
00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:31,980
It's like the music is the same whatever.

702
00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:36,580
It's like anymore people's sexual orientation.

703
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:37,580
Yeah exactly.

704
00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:38,900
It used to be a big deal.

705
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:45,100
At first it was everyone just figured everyone else was straight because that's anyone anyone

706
00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:46,100
thought about.

707
00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:48,100
That was as far as everybody knew was normal.

708
00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:51,100
And then it was ooh are you possible?

709
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:52,100
Are you?

710
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:53,100
Are you?

711
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:55,300
But anymore it's like don't care.

712
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,300
Doesn't matter.

713
00:38:56,300 --> 00:39:03,900
Yeah and as a matter of fact if someone volunteers it you're like okay fine all right great whatever.

714
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:07,100
It's like telling me which shoe you put on first in the mornings.

715
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:09,660
Like really don't care at all.

716
00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:11,660
Has no bearing on my life.

717
00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:16,540
Yeah and you think part of it was the fact that they had to hide it before.

718
00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:17,540
Right right.

719
00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:18,540
It was kind of like.

720
00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:25,500
I certainly respect people's ability and right and pride to say you know this is who I am

721
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:26,500
and this is how I am.

722
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,620
Well like the Rock Hudson surprise.

723
00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:33,100
Even though it had been rumored for a long time people were like oh yeah you know and

724
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:39,340
he's not what he seems but you still when you find it out it's like what?

725
00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:40,340
You know.

726
00:39:40,340 --> 00:39:41,340
Yeah.

727
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:44,620
Well hell people used to be in denial about Liberace.

728
00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:50,980
I mean the only reason Liberace didn't just come out and say it is because there's a lot

729
00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:55,060
of women that were in love with him that would not have it.

730
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,060
Yeah.

731
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,060
You know.

732
00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:58,860
But there are a lot of women that would have been just fine you know.

733
00:39:58,860 --> 00:39:59,860
Have a gay best friend.

734
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:03,340
And then you're like that's alright yeah I'm not trying to screw him I just want to hang

735
00:40:03,340 --> 00:40:04,340
out with him.

736
00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:06,100
He's uber talented but you know.

737
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:14,140
For those of you who are you know not in your 50s or older Liberace is L-I-B-E-R-A-C-E piano

738
00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:15,140
player.

739
00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:16,140
Yeah look him up.

740
00:40:16,140 --> 00:40:17,140
Yeah.

741
00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:18,140
Very flamboyant.

742
00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:20,100
Yeah and at the time it was.

743
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:21,100
Very funny actually.

744
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:27,620
Yeah it was kind of nod nod wink wink but they seriously think he was gay was you know

745
00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:30,180
something you just wouldn't even say out loud at the time.

746
00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:32,300
No because it was so taboos.

747
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:33,300
Yeah yeah.

748
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:36,220
And I mean like Charles Nelson Riley was another one.

749
00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:38,580
Paul Lin was another one.

750
00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:41,380
So it was like everyone kind of knew.

751
00:40:41,380 --> 00:40:42,380
Jonathan Harris.

752
00:40:42,380 --> 00:40:43,380
Yeah.

753
00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:44,380
Wasn't that his name?

754
00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:48,260
Yeah Dr. Smith from Boston Space.

755
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:49,260
Yeah.

756
00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:54,540
Everyone kind of knew but at the same time if they came out explicitly and said it would

757
00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:56,020
probably ruin their career.

758
00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:57,020
Yeah.

759
00:40:57,020 --> 00:41:00,700
So just like people weren't ready for it in the 60s or the 70s quite yet.

760
00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:05,580
Yeah it was like back then it's like yeah he can be like that but you know we don't

761
00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:08,020
know for sure so it's okay.

762
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:11,380
Yeah yeah it was kind of the don't ask don't tell time.

763
00:41:11,380 --> 00:41:12,380
It was wasn't it.

764
00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:17,060
Yeah and then when the Army started doing that it was like oh yeah you're yearning for

765
00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:24,940
your the good old days when you can pretend that everyone was hetero and nothing else

766
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:25,940
existed.

767
00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:32,500
Well yeah I mean I think another thing it's telling is is like football players they say

768
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:36,220
oh yeah every team has at least two or three gay people.

769
00:41:36,220 --> 00:41:38,180
You never hear about it.

770
00:41:38,180 --> 00:41:39,180
No.

771
00:41:39,180 --> 00:41:42,180
But they all know it and they all coexist and they all don't you know they don't care

772
00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:45,660
they're all in the same locker room and they're like yeah I'm not worried about so and so

773
00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:48,420
he's not over here checking my ass out or nothing.

774
00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:51,280
It's like really we're all here we're all professionals.

775
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,940
For all you know he doesn't find you attractive so.

776
00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:54,940
Yeah.

777
00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:56,900
You don't get all fully yourself.

778
00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:57,900
It used to crack me up.

779
00:41:57,900 --> 00:42:00,420
That every gay man is going to you know neatly desire you.

780
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:04,660
The biggest grease balls around would be the most offended that someone might be gay and

781
00:42:04,660 --> 00:42:05,660
looking at him.

782
00:42:05,660 --> 00:42:06,660
Yeah.

783
00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:08,580
I remember thinking that guy would have nothing to do with you.

784
00:42:08,580 --> 00:42:09,580
No kidding.

785
00:42:09,580 --> 00:42:12,300
That guy has taste you're a fucking grease ball.

786
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,860
You're so below his league.

787
00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:19,540
Yeah it's like dude he would vomit thinking about being human bad.

788
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:28,060
There was a Raiders player last year I think who was drafted openly gay and I don't think

789
00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:29,900
he made the team.

790
00:42:29,900 --> 00:42:33,140
Maybe a linebacker was what I'm thinking.

791
00:42:33,140 --> 00:42:34,140
But yeah.

792
00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:35,140
Who was it.

793
00:42:35,140 --> 00:42:37,420
He's a guy from Missouri wasn't he.

794
00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:38,420
I really have no idea.

795
00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:41,420
Yeah he was from MU from Mizzou.

796
00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:44,140
Fuck what's his name.

797
00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:45,740
Well anyhow yeah.

798
00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:50,420
There have been players that after they retire they come out.

799
00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:58,700
But you know I think in the case of this Raiders player it was probably no big deal at all

800
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:00,540
that he was gay and open about it.

801
00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:03,620
I forgot why it even came out.

802
00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:06,980
There was some reason and I forgot why.

803
00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:09,980
It was kind of like a.

804
00:43:09,980 --> 00:43:11,620
Why he was out?

805
00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:12,820
Yeah why he came out.

806
00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:18,780
I think he wanted to start his life in the NFL open and just you know.

807
00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:20,660
Yeah but he got criticized.

808
00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:23,060
He wanted to be the first openly gay.

809
00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:28,700
Yeah they said he wasn't talented enough so he had to do that to get drafted.

810
00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:32,180
Yeah yeah that was a criticism I heard and.

811
00:43:32,180 --> 00:43:34,180
Which I have no idea.

812
00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:37,260
Well the Raiders eventually cut him at the end of training camp.

813
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:39,820
Well I guess maybe he wasn't good enough.

814
00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:43,740
Because the Raiders never shied away at being the first in a lot of things.

815
00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:45,620
They were the first to hire a black coach.

816
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:46,620
A head coach.

817
00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:51,500
Well Al Davis as much as you hate him he was really kind of a catalyst on a lot of that

818
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:52,500
stuff.

819
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:59,500
Like I said before if you believe anything you say or think this podcast anything other

820
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:08,500
than hyperbole, parody and just plain stupidness you're done with us.

821
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:11,180
And that's how he beat.

822
00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:14,820
Marcus Allen had the feuds and all that and then again he loved Bo Jackson.

823
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:17,060
I mean I don't know.

824
00:44:17,060 --> 00:44:20,180
Al Davis was kind of an odd character.

825
00:44:20,180 --> 00:44:21,820
Yeah yeah.

826
00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:28,380
I heard that from Marcus Allen in one of his interviews of course everyone tells stories

827
00:44:28,380 --> 00:44:30,540
in interviews that aren't necessarily true.

828
00:44:30,540 --> 00:44:34,780
I know people knew Marcus Allen really well and he was not a very nice guy.

829
00:44:34,780 --> 00:44:40,980
As a matter of fact I heard cocksucker and fucking asshole a couple of times from people

830
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:42,380
that don't cuss.

831
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:49,300
Yeah I always got the impression that Marcus Allen was what you saw was just a public persona

832
00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:52,220
and wasn't the real him.

833
00:44:52,220 --> 00:44:57,140
I'm not going to go into this person that I know but they do stuff for famous people.

834
00:44:57,140 --> 00:44:59,040
We'll just put it like that.

835
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,580
They do services for famous people.

836
00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:10,340
It's not underhanded, it's a real service and anyhow yeah they cannot stand him and

837
00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,340
they're not the only one that I heard say that.

838
00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:17,020
They said that he's just really crass and thinks he's better.

839
00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:18,740
Yeah so anyhow.

840
00:45:18,740 --> 00:45:22,540
He said that from his perspective the feud with.

841
00:45:22,540 --> 00:45:23,540
Allegedly.

842
00:45:23,540 --> 00:45:24,540
I love that word.

843
00:45:24,540 --> 00:45:25,540
Allegedly.

844
00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:33,620
I think Al Davis started when Marcus got an agent for the first time to negotiate a contract.

845
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:35,180
Oh I read that yeah.

846
00:45:35,180 --> 00:45:41,100
And he said that was when Marcus, that was when Al Davis turned his back on him and said

847
00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:43,900
you know you're dead to me kind of thing.

848
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:51,620
But really just one thing like that when other players were doing it and he wasn't doing

849
00:45:51,620 --> 00:45:54,660
that to other players there's more to it than that.

850
00:45:54,660 --> 00:46:07,900
So it had been speculated that Marcus Allen was dating Nicole Brown Simpson and that started

851
00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:09,860
the big feud between.

852
00:46:09,860 --> 00:46:13,300
Now I don't know if this is true or not but I remember reading it the big feud between

853
00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:17,420
him and Al Davis.

854
00:46:17,420 --> 00:46:22,140
Now if that's true or not I don't know but I know that OJ said that even.

855
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:28,140
And then Marcus Allen got mad at him and told me under the bus.

856
00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:29,140
Yeah.

857
00:46:29,140 --> 00:46:30,140
Yeah.

858
00:46:30,140 --> 00:46:34,740
Well yeah I've heard it's weird I've heard stories about Al Davis.

859
00:46:34,740 --> 00:46:42,340
Back in the 70s after a Chiefs game hitting the bars and getting drunk and cussing up

860
00:46:42,340 --> 00:46:44,260
a storm and causing a problem.

861
00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:45,360
I can see that.

862
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,580
But then I heard later that Al Davis never drank.

863
00:46:49,580 --> 00:46:54,300
So I'm starting to think okay maybe somebody who looked like Al Davis or somebody who just

864
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:56,260
hated Al Davis started those stories.

865
00:46:56,260 --> 00:46:58,300
Probably someone that hated him.

866
00:46:58,300 --> 00:46:59,300
Yeah.

867
00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:05,820
But I've also I started hearing that Al Davis was what most people would consider kind of

868
00:47:05,820 --> 00:47:09,020
prudish at the time.

869
00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:14,140
So the idea that that Marcus Allen is messing around with somebody's wife or ex-wife would

870
00:47:14,140 --> 00:47:15,900
have really bothered Al Davis.

871
00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:16,900
Maybe that is true then.

872
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:17,900
Yeah.

873
00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:18,900
Maybe that is true.

874
00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:21,540
I remember what did I see that on.

875
00:47:21,540 --> 00:47:26,260
And I remember taking note and go you know I kind of think I kind of might believe this.

876
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:27,260
Yeah.

877
00:47:27,260 --> 00:47:33,860
And it wasn't the fact that he knew OJ really well or something like that.

878
00:47:33,860 --> 00:47:38,980
It was the fact that he thought it was really dirty to be someone's best friend and start

879
00:47:38,980 --> 00:47:41,300
sleeping with their soon to be ex-wife.

880
00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:42,300
Yeah.

881
00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:43,300
Yeah.

882
00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:46,700
You could look at that and say well that tells me something about you that you would do that.

883
00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:47,700
Yeah.

884
00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:51,820
And you don't have the character I thought you did.

885
00:47:51,820 --> 00:47:56,940
And then I also read this too that also Al Davis' thought was if I'm going to pay a lot

886
00:47:56,940 --> 00:48:02,500
of money for somebody and I think that you know that I'm going to pay that much money

887
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,460
for him I'm going to go get Bo Jackson.

888
00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:06,460
Yeah.

889
00:48:06,460 --> 00:48:10,420
Bo Jackson was the most superior athlete anywhere back then.

890
00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:17,060
I mean he was like a huge fucking muscle.

891
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:21,780
I mean like Bruce Jenner on fucking steroids at the time you know.

892
00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:24,900
And I mean he's like well if I'm going to pay this much money I'm just going to go get

893
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:28,540
this guy and this other guy that wants all this money I'm just going to hang him out

894
00:48:28,540 --> 00:48:31,540
there in the wind.

895
00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:32,540
Yeah.

896
00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:33,540
So.

897
00:48:33,540 --> 00:48:34,540
Yeah.

898
00:48:34,540 --> 00:48:37,860
He was he'd always been a big well-muscled guy.

899
00:48:37,860 --> 00:48:47,020
I read Bo Jackson's autobiography and he said the nickname Bo came from it was short

900
00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:48,620
for boar hog.

901
00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:50,420
Didn't know that.

902
00:48:50,420 --> 00:48:51,420
Yeah.

903
00:48:51,420 --> 00:48:57,500
So if somebody was big and strong like a boar hog and then boar hog sometimes gets shortened

904
00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:58,500
to bo hunk.

905
00:48:58,500 --> 00:48:59,500
Bo hunk yeah.

906
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:02,660
But then they just started calling him Bo.

907
00:49:02,660 --> 00:49:09,140
And so Bo is short for boar hog which is big tough strong animal.

908
00:49:09,140 --> 00:49:10,980
So that's where it started.

909
00:49:10,980 --> 00:49:16,580
What was the old term Bo champ?

910
00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:18,300
Have you ever heard that one?

911
00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:22,380
Yeah that's there's a French name Bo champ.

912
00:49:22,380 --> 00:49:25,740
Yeah yeah and that's that's like a name.

913
00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:30,500
Which is like beautiful Victor or something like that.

914
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:33,460
But I thought the name Bo champ.

915
00:49:33,460 --> 00:49:34,900
And there's Bo brummel.

916
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:35,900
Bo brummel.

917
00:49:35,900 --> 00:49:41,820
Yeah which was refers to somebody who was well dressed and stylish.

918
00:49:41,820 --> 00:49:43,060
Yeah.

919
00:49:43,060 --> 00:49:47,540
But now that that phrase itself is out of style.

920
00:49:47,540 --> 00:49:49,020
You'll never hear it.

921
00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:52,220
Yeah it's the phrase itself is not as stylish.

922
00:49:52,220 --> 00:49:55,780
I actually want to look up some of these terms and just start using them in real life just

923
00:49:55,780 --> 00:49:56,780
to screw up your life.

924
00:49:56,780 --> 00:49:57,780
Yeah.

925
00:49:57,780 --> 00:49:58,780
Yeah.

926
00:49:58,780 --> 00:50:00,780
Oh I still like it when I read Sam Hain.

927
00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:03,940
I think certain people are like what?

928
00:50:03,940 --> 00:50:08,220
Or Jude S Priest.

929
00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:13,220
Jude S Priest used to be like fuck it or something yeah you know Jude S Priest.

930
00:50:13,220 --> 00:50:15,300
It's like screw everything man.

931
00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:16,300
Screw it.

932
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:17,300
I'm done with it.

933
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:21,300
That was that was the way to say Jesus Christ without taking the Lord's name in vain.

934
00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:22,300
Yeah.

935
00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:24,900
Jude S Priest because it sounded like it a little bit.

936
00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:27,540
Yeah yeah and it's going to be over an evil character too.

937
00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:29,420
You know Judas who turned his back.

938
00:50:29,420 --> 00:50:30,420
Yeah.

939
00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:33,140
Yeah so it was a way to almost take the Lord's name in vain.

940
00:50:33,140 --> 00:50:36,260
It also illustrates the absurd of Judas being a priest.

941
00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:37,260
Yeah yeah.

942
00:50:37,260 --> 00:50:38,260
I think it's multifaceted.

943
00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:43,900
It's like yeah this guy turned his back on Christ but he was a priest.

944
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,220
I was like Jude S Priest.

945
00:50:46,220 --> 00:50:47,500
And they're a great band too.

946
00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:48,500
Yeah absolutely.

947
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:55,620
But I never understood why Christians get mad at Judas because he was only doing exactly

948
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:58,660
what God intended him to do.

949
00:50:58,660 --> 00:50:59,660
Yeah.

950
00:50:59,660 --> 00:51:08,700
So people refer to Judas as a backstabber or a turncoat or a trader.

951
00:51:08,700 --> 00:51:09,700
A trader.

952
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:10,700
Yeah.

953
00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:11,700
Yeah.

954
00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:18,380
But no he was God intended him for him to turn Jesus in and for Jesus to die on the

955
00:51:18,380 --> 00:51:19,380
cross.

956
00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,380
Yes.

957
00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:21,380
That was the intent.

958
00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:24,500
Well I think this is a commoner's way of putting stuff into perspective.

959
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:28,220
Not saying that we're definitely commoners.

960
00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:30,020
Yeah.

961
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,020
But you know what I mean.

962
00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:32,020
We're proud commoner here.

963
00:51:32,020 --> 00:51:33,020
Yeah.

964
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:34,020
Yeah.

965
00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:38,460
We're definitely nothing intellectually great about us.

966
00:51:38,460 --> 00:51:39,460
But I have no degrees.

967
00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:40,460
None at all.

968
00:51:40,460 --> 00:51:41,460
Yeah me neither.

969
00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:42,460
Nope.

970
00:51:42,460 --> 00:51:47,700
I was doing stupid shit and drinking maybe.

971
00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:48,700
I don't know.

972
00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:51,900
If there's a degree for that I'm sure I got one.

973
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:59,340
But the deal is it's a commoner's way of putting things in perspective and I mean they just

974
00:51:59,340 --> 00:52:01,340
reach for something.

975
00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:04,620
This guy's a Judas.

976
00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:05,620
Yeah.

977
00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:12,460
Oh so you're meaning he's fulfilling his destiny and doing exactly as they don't look at him.

978
00:52:12,460 --> 00:52:14,820
They look like oh he's a backstabber.

979
00:52:14,820 --> 00:52:15,820
Yeah.

980
00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:16,980
You ought to call him the Quisling.

981
00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:17,980
Now that one.

982
00:52:17,980 --> 00:52:18,980
The Quisling.

983
00:52:18,980 --> 00:52:19,980
Yeah.

984
00:52:19,980 --> 00:52:20,980
Or Benedict Arnold.

985
00:52:20,980 --> 00:52:21,980
There's a historic term.

986
00:52:21,980 --> 00:52:27,620
Well Benedict Arnold would be a better term because that supposedly is the guy that turned

987
00:52:27,620 --> 00:52:30,500
around and you know.

988
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:31,860
But I have heard that term.

989
00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,660
You don't hear it as much as you used to.

990
00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:34,660
No no.

991
00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:39,660
When I was grade school age Benedict Arnold was more of a big deal.

992
00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:40,660
Yeah.

993
00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:42,180
Well they taught it a lot more then.

994
00:52:42,180 --> 00:52:44,740
I don't know how much they teach of it now.

995
00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:45,740
Yeah.

996
00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:46,740
Yeah.

997
00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:47,740
Good Lord.

998
00:52:47,740 --> 00:52:51,060
It's just history that white people made.

999
00:52:51,060 --> 00:52:52,060
Yeah.

1000
00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:54,060
Yes that's right.

1001
00:52:54,060 --> 00:52:56,060
I still want to know.

1002
00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:57,500
This is the main thing I want to know.

1003
00:52:57,500 --> 00:53:00,140
That period in time is this right here.

1004
00:53:00,140 --> 00:53:02,220
Why the fucking wigs.

1005
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:07,900
Why the stupid white haired fucking semi long wigs.

1006
00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:15,620
What I heard and seems to be the most likely is that syphilis was so prevalent and one

1007
00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:19,940
of the symptoms of syphilis was losing your hair.

1008
00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:27,780
So the wigs became common and in order for the people with syphilitic hair loss not to

1009
00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:32,740
feel obvious it kind of everybody adopted the look.

1010
00:53:32,740 --> 00:53:37,780
It was like oh we all wear wigs then nobody will be able to tell which of us one of us

1011
00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:38,780
lost his hair.

1012
00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:41,620
So that was the very first politically correct deal.

1013
00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:42,620
There you go.

1014
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,620
Yeah.

1015
00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:44,620
That's where it started.

1016
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Wow.

1017
00:53:45,620 --> 00:53:46,620
Well you've heard of smallpox.

1018
00:53:46,620 --> 00:53:47,620
Yeah.

1019
00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:53,140
Do you ever wonder if there is a big pox or a great pox.

1020
00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:54,460
There is a great pox.

1021
00:53:54,460 --> 00:53:55,460
That's syphilis.

1022
00:53:55,460 --> 00:53:57,980
Oh didn't know that.

1023
00:53:57,980 --> 00:54:04,780
So as bad as smallpox is people consider that small compared to syphilis.

1024
00:54:04,780 --> 00:54:06,220
Syphilis is the great pox.

1025
00:54:06,220 --> 00:54:07,220
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1038
00:54:48,940 --> 00:54:53,500
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1039
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:56,260
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1040
00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:57,260
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1041
00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:58,260
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1042
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1043
00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:15,020
Man that smells.