1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:24,360 Live from the city market, it is Two Deuce Bags in a Microphone podcast. 2 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:30,360 We continue our quest here at Two Deuce Bags in a Microphone to be constantly funny. 3 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:43,360 Once again we offer you strange insults from an alien. 4 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:47,960 This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Deuce Bags in a Microphone. 5 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,920 People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast. 6 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,920 One, smell. 7 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,360 Go to the city market and start sniffing. 8 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:00,880 Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce, and 9 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,600 old sock with dark fuzzy urine. 10 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:07,760 Two, look for the spot absent of patrons. 11 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:12,720 Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably. 12 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:17,520 Four, just call us at 816-512-7717. 13 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:26,200 If a 10 pound bag of shit could talk, this is what it would sound like. 14 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:32,200 In Germany, I just read this story, a couple of nice stuff. 15 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:37,200 A German court said Wednesday that a landlord sunbathing naked in the port guard of his 16 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:42,200 building wasn't a reason for his tenants to reduce the rent of the house. 17 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:49,200 So the tenants all went to the judge and said, hey man, this guy's sunbathing naked in his 18 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,200 courtyard. 19 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:58,200 And the judge said, no, you're not getting any perks for that. 20 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:03,200 The case involving a building in a Huffman Market residential district of Frankfurt, 21 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:08,200 which included an office floor rented by a human resources company. 22 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,200 That makes it even funnier. 23 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:15,200 The company would have held rent because of the objective, among other things, for the 24 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:19,200 landlord's naked sunbathing in response to the landlord's suit. 25 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,200 Wow. 26 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,200 Probably for the money. 27 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:26,200 Now, I wonder if that kind of public nudity is legal or not in Germany. 28 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,200 This article led me to believe it's legal. 29 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:32,200 I would think he's on his own property, he's not like walking down the street. 30 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:36,200 Yeah, I mean maybe like there they consider it kind of like being in their own place. 31 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,200 Yeah. 32 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:41,200 If you're a sidewalks buyer and they see you naked in your house, that's on you. 33 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,200 They say, yeah, you should have been looking in. 34 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,200 And that's the way a judge is willing to do it. 35 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,200 It's like, well, you looked in their house. 36 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:51,200 So you get what you get. 37 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:56,200 The Frankfurt State Court rejected company's reason finding the usability of the rented 38 00:02:56,200 --> 00:03:02,200 property was not impaired by the plaintiff sunning himself naked in the courtyard. 39 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:08,200 It said in the statement that it couldn't see an admissible, deliberately improper effect 40 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,200 on the property. 41 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,200 Well, yeah, I mean, how does that affect your rent? 42 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,200 It doesn't. 43 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,200 Yeah, it was just they wanted to just punish the guy. 44 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,200 Yeah, they wanted to punish him. 45 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,200 The judge probably did the right thing and said, you know. 46 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,200 Find another way. 47 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,200 Yeah. 48 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:28,200 So maybe in this it doesn't say, let me see if I can find it here, but I don't think it 49 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:33,200 says like they told him don't ever do it again. 50 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,200 Yeah. 51 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,200 So I think he was free to some day. 52 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,200 Yeah, yeah. 53 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:41,200 He wasn't sanctioned at all by the court. 54 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:45,200 It sounds like the court just told the tenants grow up. 55 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:49,200 You know, like it, find some other place to rent a space. 56 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,200 Yeah. 57 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:55,200 So anyhow, the tenant had been entitled to reduce rental payments for three months only 58 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,200 because of noisy construction work in the neighborhood. 59 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,200 So they did. 60 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,200 Yeah. 61 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,200 But it's because of noisy construction. 62 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,200 Yeah. 63 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,200 But that happens everywhere. 64 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,200 I mean, people go, you know, we're going to have a lot of construction. 65 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:12,200 It's just like this place that I almost took a month and a half ago in Colorado. 66 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,200 They're going to have construction the whole time we were there. 67 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,200 So they said they waived the resort fee. 68 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,200 Oh, OK. 69 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,200 Yeah. 70 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,200 Well, it didn't amount to that much. 71 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,200 I was like, no. 72 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,200 Yeah. 73 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:26,200 You want to knock 30% off, I consider. 74 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,200 Yeah, because there's going to be some inconvenience and some hassle with that. 75 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:33,200 So I decided that they said that they could work about any time they wanted. 76 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,200 I'm not sure about the time. 77 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,200 So you know, maybe two of the Moranians fucking idiots work. 78 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,200 I don't know. 79 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,200 Could be. 80 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,200 Wow. 81 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,200 That could really ruin your plans. 82 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,200 Moranians did not give me a timeline. 83 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,200 I said, OK, is it like 7 to 3.30 when they're going? 84 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:49,200 You know, 8 to 4.30, 9 to 5.30, whatever. 85 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,200 Yeah. 86 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:54,200 9 to 5.30 would be ideal because we'd usually be out the door and over that. 87 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,200 Well, yeah. 88 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,200 By 9.00. 89 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,200 But yeah, they definitely were leaving their options open. 90 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,200 They're like, don't get us down, man. 91 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,200 Yeah, so I declined. 92 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,200 Yeah. 93 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:08,200 And besides that, there's no further reduction just to resort fees. 94 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,200 It sounds great on the surface. 95 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:13,200 But resort fees, like, they're $8 a day or something. 96 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,200 Yeah. 97 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,200 Yeah, no thank you. 98 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,200 Over seven days, that's not even $100. 99 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,200 Wow. 100 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,200 Anyhow. 101 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:27,200 So, anyhow, that was that story. 102 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,200 I got another one. 103 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,200 This is in Germany also. 104 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,200 Wacky Germans. 105 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,200 Oh, yeah, those are not nice. 106 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:39,200 The third juice on the game in Germany was abandoned on Sunday after the referee was 107 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:45,200 gassed to beer by an angry fan and half of them. 108 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:50,200 Jason threatened to win his match against visiting a lot of wives. 109 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,200 Yes. 110 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,200 Yes. 111 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:00,200 We're not continuing for the second half because referee Nicholas Winter had a cup of beer 112 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:05,200 thrown in his face by a fan who was apparently unhappy with his decision to send off a 113 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:13,200 Zulocker player and a board of penalties to Essie before half time. 114 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:26,200 Winter showed Zulocker defender Nils Butzen, N-I-O-S, a red card to bring down an American 115 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:32,200 forward, Isaiah Young, a red awarding Essie penalty for a handball from the resultant of 116 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,200 a three-hit. 117 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:38,200 So when he had his hand on the ball, he gave the other team a three-hit. 118 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:44,200 Simon Egleton scored from the Pentagon spot to equalize for 1-1 in the first break when 119 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,200 the home fans made their first-place return. 120 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:52,200 The match officials waited at the reading field and then the sports TV showed the fans throwing 121 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,200 the beer at the referee's face. 122 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:59,200 So he was caught on tape. 123 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:04,200 They take their soccer and held it on more seriously than they would. 124 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:08,200 You remind him to even look sheep's tidbit. 125 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:12,200 I can tell you most of it, but I've got to protect the privacy of my source because this 126 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,200 source could get in trouble. 127 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:20,200 Remember last season, Mahomes was knocked down during a certain game and he hit his 128 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:26,200 head and they took him out for concussion protocol and they kept him out and we were 129 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,200 all worried, oh my God, concussion. 130 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,200 And then the next game he came back and he was just fine. 131 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,200 Yes, that's true. 132 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,200 He didn't have a concussion. 133 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:44,200 The Chiefs' coaching staff wanted Mahomes out of that game. 134 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:49,200 So they lied to Mahomes and told him he had a concussion because that was the only way 135 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,200 they could get him to stay on the sideline. 136 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:55,200 Remember later in the season when his leg was hurt and they were telling him to stay 137 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,200 out and he was like, no, no, I'm going back in. 138 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,200 You can't make me stay. 139 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,200 He was going to do something like that earlier in the season, but they told him you have 140 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,200 a concussion, therefore you have to go. 141 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,200 They knew he didn't have one. 142 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,200 They just wanted him out of the game. 143 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:12,200 So they lied to Mahomes, lied to the league, lied to all of us. 144 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,200 I think that was it. 145 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,200 I wonder why they wanted him out. 146 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,200 They thought he was really hurt. 147 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:21,200 That part I didn't get is just the coaching staff decided we need Mahomes. 148 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,200 It was a regular season game. 149 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,200 Oh, that's been another one. 150 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,200 Yeah. 151 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,200 And they said we want Mahomes out. 152 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:33,200 So they took advantage of that time when he hit his head on the turf. 153 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,200 I guess. 154 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,200 Think about it. 155 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,200 Brady did the same thing. 156 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,200 No, I'm going back in there. 157 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:46,200 I got to get my players there on the yards. 158 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,200 Yeah. 159 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,200 It was notorious for doing that. 160 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,200 Yeah. 161 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,200 So I think that's just kind of funny. 162 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:58,200 They had to lie to Mahomes to keep him on the sideline, but then they had to lie to everybody else too. 163 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,200 I did see that. 164 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,200 Yeah. 165 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:05,200 So to this day Mahomes may not even know he didn't have a concussion. 166 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:09,200 Well, he probably knows he didn't, but he doesn't know that they knew he didn't. 167 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,200 And they lied to him about it. 168 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,200 You know, they just had to sell people. 169 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,200 Yeah. 170 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:19,200 So, Patrick, if you're listening to this podcast, sorry to break it to you this early, 171 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:25,200 but Coach Andy lied to you because he wanted you out of the game. 172 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,200 Wow. 173 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,200 Yeah. 174 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,200 Makes sense. 175 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,200 Yeah. 176 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:36,200 Because he would play until it started late for a walk and basically did. 177 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,200 When we're all fair, I can tell you who my source was. 178 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,200 Okay. 179 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:44,200 Actually, play hit pause. 180 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,200 All right, so I told you my source all fair. 181 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,200 You believe it? 182 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,200 Yeah, I believe it. 183 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,200 Yeah. 184 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:54,200 See, I can't tell my source on there because that source would possibly get into series 185 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,200 drop. 186 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:59,200 Well, it's such a concentrated story. 187 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,200 Yeah. 188 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,200 And I'm seeing from you who act as such. 189 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,200 Yeah. 190 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,200 No big surprise here. 191 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,200 No. 192 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,200 It's like, look, this guy's not going to come out unless we do something. 193 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,200 Yeah. 194 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:15,200 But you know, I really thought it was still illegal for them to lie to the bookmakers. 195 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:19,200 You know, did they lie to the bookmakers and say, yeah, the concussion? 196 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,200 Because that would have affected the odds. 197 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,200 Okay, there's two things I think the bookmakers see, firm. 198 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,200 Yeah. 199 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,200 I mean, there's two. 200 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,200 They're kind of like, hey, guys, here's what they said, but here's what we think is going 201 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,200 on. 202 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,200 Yeah. 203 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,200 And then you make your bet accordingly. 204 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,200 And then they're more happy to go, okay, we know the truth, but the gambling public 205 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,200 doesn't. 206 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,200 Here's another one, too. 207 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,200 Depending on the team, what's their odds of winning? 208 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,200 I bet you their odds are still 95%. 209 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,200 Even now, the board is gambling against this team. 210 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,200 Yeah. 211 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,200 I mean, let's say it's a shit-bag team, but shit-bag teams play as hard, like women and 212 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,200 apples. 213 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,200 Oh, yeah. 214 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,200 They're the one that goes teams around and runs super. 215 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,200 They still run. 216 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,200 It's because you do see everybody's best game, and they are out to prove something. 217 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,200 So if you take the best quarterback in the league out, they do that. 218 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,200 Indeed. 219 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,200 Oh, wow. 220 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,200 Yeah. 221 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,200 I want to know their ID. 222 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,200 They want that anaboy. 223 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,200 Yeah. 224 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,200 So if you were to see a quarterback in the league, you'd be like, oh, wow, I'm going 225 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,200 to go to the right team. 226 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 227 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,200 I'm going to go to the right team. 228 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 229 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 230 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:14,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 231 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:36,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 232 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:55,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 233 00:11:55,200 --> 00:12:10,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 234 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:26,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 235 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:41,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 236 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:57,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 237 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:12,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 238 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:28,200 I'm going to go to the left 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team. 415 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:58,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 416 00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:13,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 417 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:25,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 418 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:43,200 I'm going to go to the left team. 419 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,200 Yeah, there's counts two and three of sexual battery. 420 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:51,200 And then another employee tried to stop it and Jackson took a swing at him. 421 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:52,200 And that's assault. 422 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,200 And there's the simple battery. 423 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,200 Simple battery. Oh yeah, battery, not assault. 424 00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:02,200 Assault is when you threaten or attack someone. Battery is when you actually hit them. 425 00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,200 You actually make contact. 426 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:10,200 So this piece of shit is finally going to get what, well, I mean, he may get what he deserves, I don't know. 427 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:15,200 But at least it's going to be known that this guy's a creep and he should not be at any NFL games. 428 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:21,200 He should not be on TV. He should not have anything to do with any kind of profile or anything. 429 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:26,200 He should go back to the fucking depths of the suing that he came from. 430 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:32,200 A lot of people on social media have been saying, Patrick, you need to get a hold of your brother. 431 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,200 How are you supposed to do that? 432 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,200 No, it's the parent's responsibility. 433 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:41,200 Not Patrick. That's his brother, not his child. 434 00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:45,200 I guarantee you the NFL will make a ruling for Patrick. 435 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:51,200 Patrick may not want Jackson. I'm sure he probably didn't the last couple of years because of all the heat that he got. 436 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:57,200 Because Patrick Mahomes' image is so good in the space of the NFL. 437 00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:02,200 You don't want a brother like that tagging around doing stupid shit like that. 438 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:09,200 There's a well-known proverb in the African American community that goes, you don't fuck with the church's money. 439 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:16,200 And right now Patrick Mahomes is the church and Jackson Mahomes is fucking with his money. 440 01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:26,200 And even if Patrick Mahomes is not that money in trouble, and he's just looking at it on a more personal level, the NFL will. 441 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:32,200 Well, yeah, the NFL is making a shit ton of money off of Patrick, and they don't want someone like Jackson hanging around spoiling him. 442 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:37,200 Don't worry. He's not allowed in here. He's not allowed in any NFL game. 443 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:42,200 They made Patrick rein in his wife. 444 01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:48,200 She was getting on Twitter and calling out players who had legally tackled Patrick during the football game. 445 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,200 Even Patrick is like, no, that's not true. 446 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:53,200 Yes, she was making his job much harder. 447 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,200 It's completely legal. 448 01:00:55,200 --> 01:01:02,200 And then the video of Brittany Mahomes standing at the edge of her box at a Chiefs game. 449 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:08,200 And when the Chiefs win, she pops the end of the champagne bottle open and drenches the people sitting below her. 450 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,200 She doesn't even give a shit about it. 451 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:16,200 She just wants to pop her champagne and she doesn't care that she's drenching other people who paid to see that football game. 452 01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:20,200 That's Brittany Mahomes. Just the attitude of entitlement. 453 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,200 Nothing exists beyond her and her little family. 454 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:27,200 She doesn't give a shit about anybody or anything but her little group. 455 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:31,200 He's such a good guy. He sure has a lot of people around him that don't screw up. 456 01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:38,200 The first time I saw Brittany Mahomes, I thought, oh my God, he's just infatuated with how she looks. 457 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:43,200 And considering the way she acts, that's all I can see. 458 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:49,200 There must be more to the relationship, but all I see is she's good looking and that's it. 459 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,200 That might be it. 460 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:56,200 She certainly doesn't have the personality. She doesn't seem like a warm, caring person like him. 461 01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:00,200 She seems to be into the appearance, the money, the fame. 462 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,200 She seems like the poor opposite. That may be an attraction. 463 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,200 That could be. 464 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:14,200 No, I agree with that. I heard the central whole of our institution, I think, that there at least is some, if not a lot of truth. 465 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,200 Yeah. 466 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,200 All those statements. 467 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,200 I thought that was good. 468 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:23,200 I think that's true. Jack Mahomes is looking at court charges. 469 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:30,200 And he's probably kicked out of any foreseeable NFL game, which is great, even better. 470 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:38,200 I would imagine that the NFL, in their morality clauses that they work in the contracts, it also includes family members. 471 01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:44,200 Like, if your family members screw up, you can't make them stop, but you've got to get them out of your life. 472 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:52,200 And that's one sure the NFL is going to tell Patrick is, you can't make him quit being a screw up, but quit bringing him around. 473 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:58,200 I'll tell Patrick's probably coming up and going, hey, Jackson, no more games. I'll see you on Thanksgiving. 474 01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,200 Yeah. 475 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,200 Unless we're playing. 476 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,200 Yeah. 477 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:05,200 I'll see you on Christmas, unless we're playing. I'll leave him at. 478 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,200 Yeah. 479 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:11,200 I mean, I already knew he was a dickhead because he tried to get that restaurant in Oakland Park out of business. 480 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:15,200 No, it's downtown. Small little restaurant. I've read the name of it. I've been there before. 481 01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:21,200 It's a nice little place, nice people on it. I mean, for what I could gather, it looked like a really tone, low place. 482 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:24,200 We come in here at like close to 3 a.m. when they close. 483 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:30,200 And they have like one person working in the back and one out front. And the man today opened it up for like 100 people. 484 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:36,200 They're like, no, we don't have enough food or drink here. Number two, we don't have a staff. There's no way. 485 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:39,200 And then he went around saying that they were rude and all this stuff too. 486 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:40,200 Oh, my God. 487 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:45,200 I can't remember what he said, but it was horrible. He was trying to destroy the business. 488 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:59,200 Then he sent him back. It was so cleverly worded and so direct and to the point that it made Jackson Mahomes look horrible. 489 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:04,200 And then the reverse of that happened. People said, well, I'm going to this place. These guys are mean. 490 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:07,200 If Jackson Mahomes hates them, they must be a nice place. 491 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:10,200 Yes. And I think I would agree with that. 492 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:15,200 I would too. The guy's only 22 years old. Look how he screwed his life up already. 493 01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:20,200 Look at all the stuff. He's going to be a predator. He's going to have to be on the list. 494 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:25,200 Yeah. I can see him being a sex offender at some point in his life. 495 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:28,200 Well, I mean, isn't it sexually mattering that on her? 496 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:33,200 I don't know if that would qualify him as having to get on the sex offender's list. 497 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,200 Oh, maybe not. OK. 498 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:41,200 I'm glad the staff heard it should be taken care of. 499 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:45,200 Yeah. And I don't think there's any way he weasels out of this. 500 01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,200 I don't see how. No. 501 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,200 If you love vomit, we have the podcast for you. 502 01:04:55,200 --> 01:05:00,200 To Deucebagsandmicrophone.net, you're one stop for everything Deucebaggery. 503 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:07,200 You want to write us? You want to say something to us? 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