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it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast.

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Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct washrags,

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone invade your ear holes in 3...2...1...

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Oh shit, what's that over there? Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

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A headache-stricken man explained to his doctor,

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He have to help me, I'm shrinking. The doctor said I will.

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You have to be a little patient.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Two emotionally disturbed dirtbags in a popsicle will be right back.

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And we're back. Yes.

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Tofer had some sleep questions that we were on earlier,

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but probably a different podcast, but anyhow, here it is.

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Some interesting facts about sleep.

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Next up on my list, human beings are the only mammal that can delay sleep intentionally.

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Didn't know that. We can choose to not go to sleep.

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Everything else just has to go to sleep.

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They just have to surrender to the feelings.

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If your dog gets tired, it just lies down and goes to sleep.

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Oh yeah, that's true. We can intentionally stay up and deny ourselves sleep.

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I kind of wish we didn't have that ability sometimes.

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I kind of wish we didn't either.

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I can tell you what, a lot of people wouldn't get in very much trouble if that happened.

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They'd be like, go out galvanizing.

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People would be falling asleep at work.

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Oh, that'd be awesome wouldn't it?

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You can get to shave your eyebrows, drop penises on the floor.

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Good times, good times.

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Let's see, twice a year when the time changes to daylight savings time and then back,

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there is a 24% spike in heart attacks in America.

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Really?

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And a 17% spike in suicides.

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And they still do it?

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Yep. They need to just pick one and leave it there.

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The whole world has been saying this forever, but the powers that be never do.

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The whole rest of the world doesn't do this stupid shit.

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Not even every state in this country does this crap.

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It's not wartime, and it's not farmers don't need this extra job

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because they're all huge corporations.

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So, yeah, why?

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So we need to just pick one and say that's what time it is and leave it there.

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Personally, I wish they'd pick daylight savings time.

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And the reason is you don't have as much of that seasonal effect of disorder.

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And you get those late summer nights that are light until 9 o'clock.

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So that's my two cents.

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Yeah, I don't care which one they pick, just pick one and quit changing.

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Okay, you just...I get that too.

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I think a lot of people are feeling that way.

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But unfortunately, there are people making money off of this time change, somehow.

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But they get it.

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They won't change it.

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Oh yeah, they are, somehow.

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If there was more night, you might get more male nudie pictures, Robbie.

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You wait, Rob. You're laughing right now, but if you get one photo, you're going to be pissed.

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I'm not a fucking bastard.

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All right, see.

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Elephants sleep only two hours a night.

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I'm jealous. I wish I could get that.

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I am too.

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I wish I could get that.

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Wouldn't that be fantastic?

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I'd like to be able to sleep two hours a week and be able to stay awake the rest of the time.

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There's so much stuff I can...

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I know, me too.

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All the books I could read, all the movies I could watch.

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All the horrible skits we could be doing for this show.

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It would limit my work time to like, you know, you still have 40 hours a week, but it would seem like nothing because you have all this other free time.

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Yeah, no kidding. You could have a second full-time job and not even the care.

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Yeah, well, we're toast on that one.

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All right, our 24-hour cycle is called the circadian rhythm, the 24-hour cycle of day and night.

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Turns out that the day cycle for men is six minutes longer than a woman's.

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I wonder why that is.

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I'm not really sure, but that's the reason why men stay up later than women.

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In general, women are ready for bed sooner than men are.

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I'm more geared like that than Val, I would agree.

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Okay, here's a cool one.

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Every face you see in the dream is a face you've seen in real life.

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No one ever makes up a face in the dreams. It's someone you've seen before.

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Think of the weirdest person or the most beautiful person or the strangest looking person you've ever seen in a dream.

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You just branch in.

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They don't do it because they like each other. They do it so they don't drift apart.

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So they're not holding on because, gee, I love you, they're holding on because I don't want to drift away and get eaten.

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That makes so much sense.

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When you wake up in the morning, you forget 50% of your dreams within five minutes.

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Oh, I completely believe that.

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Completely.

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And you forget 90% more in the next five minutes.

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Well, I've got an interesting take on that.

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A good friend of mine, and he may listen to this podcast.

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He's that type of guy.

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I haven't talked to him in a while.

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I need to hunt him down, and he was on Facebook, but I don't believe he is anymore.

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Anyhow, he had a near-death experience.

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Yeah, he just flatlined because of an allergic reaction.

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Then he's taken him to the hospital, and boom, he flatlined for a couple of minutes.

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They brought him back.

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When he was in the hospital bed recovering, he had one of these experts on near-death experiences come in to visit him.

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They find this stuff out somehow.

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I'm not going to say his name just in case he doesn't want to, but he said so and so.

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I'm from this, and I've had experiences, and this is what I do for a living is I record this stuff.

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Would you like to talk?

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And he goes, yeah, actually I would.

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And this person told him that every time you have a dream when you wake it up, write it down immediately.

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I don't care how tired you are, write it down.

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Because that's the key to the hints that you get of what you may have experienced.

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Because he was one of these people that didn't remember anything.

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He just only knows he woke up, and he's like, what happened?

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Last thing I remember, we were headed to the hospital.

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I don't remember a thing.

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And they're like, well, yeah.

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So the dreams will give clues to what happened during the time he was dead.

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Yes, you'll have dreams about it.

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But if you don't record this right when you wake up, most of it will be gone.

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Most of it will be gone.

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And anyhow, he said he started doing that.

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He said he came up with some of the most weird, profound shit that could have never came from anywhere else.

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And I'm not going to go into it for his privacy, but no wonder he'd come back.

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I mean, yeah.

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It was really, to me, it sounded pretty eerie from the stuff that he experienced from waking up afterwards.

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But she said the key to it is to write that stuff down as soon as you wake up.

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And I know people do that that haven't had a near-death experience.

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I've heard some psychologists say that it's not a good idea to write down your dreams because you're not supposed to remember them.

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There's a process going on intentionally in your brain to make you forget them.

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He compared it to...

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Maybe something like this is different.

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Yeah, you're trying to recall a specific event.

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Well, anyhow, that's what the lady told him, and that's what he did.

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And I assume he still has this information at home and does whatever with it, remembers it or whatever.

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Well, this psychologist compared dreaming to taking out the trash.

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He said that when you're sleeping, your dream is a way to defrag, reorganize, get rid of the clutter, get the brain streamlined again so you can think coherently.

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And by dreaming of the stuff, you're getting rid of it.

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So he said if you write your dreams down, that's like running out to the curb on trash day and dragging all the trash back into your house.

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That does.

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I don't write mine down and I don't make a huge effort to remember, but I do remember recurring things in my dreams.

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There's this big, big multi-level building that keeps showing in my dream over and over and over.

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You ever look at it and have to see what it said?

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Sometimes it looks like the Penn Valley Community College that I went to.

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Sometimes it's office buildings.

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Sometimes it's like a big shopping mall inside.

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I have to go to a certain floor and get on an elevator and go up to a different floor, then get off and go all the way across to a different elevator before you can get down to the bottom floor.

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And all sorts of weird crap like that.

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And the underground parking is always like a disaster.

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It just keeps showing up over and over in my dreams.

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Real life is coming at you right there.

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I keep going back to this place.

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Now Rob, I have the theory about the naked man you see in your dreams.

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But I'll go into it later.

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And he still comes on here every chance he gets.

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I'm so sorry, Robby. I cannot help it.

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Here's one that I can attest to.

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People who sleep less eat more.

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I believe that.

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It's common sense.

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You wake up and you're like, man, that fucking pizza we ate earlier was, you know what, there's some left.

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Or if I'm staying up later and later and later, I'll look for something to eat because eating something helps me stay awake.

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Ah, OK. Yeah, that's right.

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You know what, that's true.

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This girl that's walking her dog, it's trying to pee on all the flowers there.

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Don't pee on that, I have to buy it.

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Let's see. Sleep deprived people feel pain more intensely than well rested people.

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So we have body aches and pains.

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The other way around, you think they'd be more awake and they'd feel it more.

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No, apparently when you sleep, your body heals.

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So if you're sleep deprived, you're not healing as much and you feel the pain more.

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So people with sleep apnea probably have horrible times of pain.

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The extra pain is your brain's way of telling you sleep more.

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And you're going to be in pain until you sleep more.

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Sleep apnea is crazy because if you hear about your arousals, or that sounds bad, waking up,

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they call them arousals, but waking up.

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You hear about waking up and you hear a moderate case is maybe a couple hundred times a minute.

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How in the hell does that happen?

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I know. My brother John had sleep apnea terribly.

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He was waking up 36 times a minute.

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Oh, 36, OK.

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So he was getting roughly a second and a half of sleep at a time.

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And that's basically your body waking up saying, hey, your heart's stopping.

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Hey, your heart's stopping again.

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You're not breathing right.

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That's what killed Reggie White.

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Oh, it was?

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Sleep apnea.

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Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, man, that's too bad.

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Reggie White was so cool. I love that guy.

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He was a preacher that could just beat the shit out of you, didn't he?

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Well, you better listen to the sermon.

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We expand about a half inch every night while we sleep, and then we lose it again in the day when we stand up.

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Bastard of gravity.

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There's your answer. Anyhow, go ahead.

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OK. The higher your IQ, the more interesting your dreams.

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I've got a pretty good IQ then.

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Apparently, stupid people have really boring dreams.

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I can believe that.

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And also, if you think about it, a little bit more in depth. That's true in life.

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Yeah. Creativity matters in dreams.

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And it also matters in real life.

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Yeah.

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Wow. True. OK.

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In Japan, sleeping on the job is seen as dedication.

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If you're sleeping on the job, they presume, wow, he's been here so long that he's just worn out and has to sleep.

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Hey, you got anything you want to say?

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Yeah, sure.

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Yeah, sure. Here, come on. Sit down.

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All right. We just had a guy taking some pictures of us, and we'd like for him to join.

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Slide number?

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Yeah, it's on.

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Wow. I'm from India.

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Oh, hi. How are you doing?

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I'm with my wife. We found this boat. It is interesting.

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Very positive to my friends.

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So, yeah. I haven't seen somebody conducting a podcast in a live coffee shop.

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Yeah, that's what we strive to do, to get the regular people just walking by in on us.

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Nice.

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Yeah.

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So, this is online?

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Yeah, it's online. We're on all major platforms.

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So, what is the topic you mean?

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Well, right now, Topher has facts about sleeping.

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I'm talking about different things about sleep.

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We talked about hippos. We talked about Elon Musk and Tesla.

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We talked about quantum entanglement, just all sorts of fun stuff.

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Have you heard about somebody speaking that they have people live two lives,

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one when they are alive and the other one when they go to sleep,

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and that is as real for them and when they wake up.

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Sometimes they have confusion between their real life and the life they enjoy in their dreams.

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I can see that.

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Yeah, I can see that too. That's very interesting to think of it like that.

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I had a dream once when I was probably 12 or 13, and in my dream, everything was completely realistic.

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And I met someone, and we fell in love, and we had this long relationship, just all in a dream.

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And when I woke up, I was just inconsolable.

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I mean, the grief was real. I really felt like I had lost something.

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And your dream timeline is way slower, way faster,

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because you live three lifetimes in one dream by the time you wake up.

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Sometimes you are very tired just by sleeping.

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Yeah, that's right.

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So they made a movie in Bollywood. It's a local language movie.

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I don't know if it is a Hindi. It is a local Telugu movie.

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I'm from Telugu-speaking state.

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So you might want to check it out again. There must be some Hollywood movie.

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I'll check it out.

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Because I've spoken to people who felt that something happened in their life and that never happened,

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because that happened to them during their sleep.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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So it is so real. And I've also heard people saying that, you know, you and I, if we go to bed,

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you and your room, me and my room, we meet in our dreams and we know we met in our dreams.

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I'm not kidding. People told me that. One of that person is my wife.

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Wow.

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Yeah, when she was growing up.

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I'm sure there are a lot of ways that we can communicate that we're not aware of.

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Telepathy. If you heard about one of the Indian saints, he started his own religion. He passed away.

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He is the one who united all Hindus under one umbrella.

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Hindus used to fight before. Just like Christians have denominations, Hindus also have denominations.

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And he's my wife.

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Oh, got to pick it up.

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And he walked from Kanyakumari, which is the south of India, all the way to the Himalayas,

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like multiple times, and he united all denominations of Hinduism under one community.

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It takes some doing.

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Yeah, and he died early at 28 or 38. I do not remember.

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He was identified as a saint at the early age and he never got married.

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He was very knowledgeable and he used to do telepathy.

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So again, in Hindus, we have a lot of rituals that we need to do if you're a saint.

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So he was supposed to die at the age of 12.

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And there was some life extinction given. Again, this is purely based upon my knowledge and what I learned when I was growing up.

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His life was extended because somebody else was sacrificed in his name.

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He was in river offering prayer to Sangat and this alligator was about to grab him and he just missed by a bit.

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So that's how he won an additional life.

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In this 10 years, he's not supposed to do anything.

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So he comes out of his body, telepathy, and teleporting himself into a dead body and experiences a married life, comes back to his own body and ends his life cycle.

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So his body is still pure, but his soul was able to feel what it is like.

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Right.

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So I don't know his name. I think I can...

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Even more look that up.

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Yeah.

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I've seen that a similar story used in movies and TV shows where a person will live a life-changing dream and then parts of it come true or he sees indications that the dream isn't just fantasy.

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His name is Adi Shankaracharya.

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Okay.

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So he's the one, if you look him up, he'll talk about teleporting.

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Okay. Yeah, I'd love to hear about that.

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That's a nice topic. I was thinking, why are we tired even after having eight hours of sleep?

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Yeah.

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It does make sense. It makes a lot of sense.

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Yeah.

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Because there are certain days you wake up and you just can't hardly move. And other days you're ready to go.

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Yeah.

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It's like, yeah.

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Yeah, and I'm well rested, let me go for a 5K run.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And sometimes you can feel like you've had plenty of rest, but you don't feel like doing anything. You're just worn out.

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And I think power naps are a good thing. Sometimes power naps give you more sleep than the eight hour long sleep.

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I agree 100% with that, yes.

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Because I'm totally refreshed from the, like, you know, when I'm working, I'm an engineer.

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Oh, okay.

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So I only get 10 to 15 minutes breaks because I'm right now working from home, which means you have to do more to prove that you're getting paid.

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Yeah.

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Yes, I understand.

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They feel like, you know, you're giving them money for free and these guys are not doing anything.

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But when you're at home, it is more to do for the same pay.

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Yeah.

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So I take 10 minutes timers and set up my alarm. And in that 10 minutes, I get the energy that I don't even get from coffee.

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Oh, wow.

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Yeah.

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That's where I recycle my thoughts and go back to it.

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I know power nap, I always wake up usually. I mean, there have been a few not, but mainly I wake up happy and refreshed.

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Yes.

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I'm like ready to go. I'm like, man, that was good. I'm ready to go. Go dig those tulips in or whatever.

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On this note, I think you got one subscriber today.

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Oh, thank you.

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Excellent.

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I like the topics.

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Hey, we're always here. So come by.

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Yes.

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Talk to us, man.

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Last time when I came, I think it was in winter. This market was not this exciting.

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Yeah.

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But again, I will certainly come back. It was a nice topic.

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Thank you. Very nice talking to you.

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Nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you.

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I'm Veer.

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Veer.

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Toefer.

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Toefer. Mark.

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All right. Veer, you're a very interesting person. Come on by anytime you want.

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Yes.

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Have another one.

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All right. You too.

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This table is magic.

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This table is magic. I swear.

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It's magic.

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You know when I envisaged us coming here, I never expected it to be so good.

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I know. Switch the microphone back there.

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I remember one of our very first guests was Deep Sky.

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Yes.

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And the bad thing is, I don't know what happened to him. He's just gone.

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He might have went back to California to be out there, but I'd love to have him on here.

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Yeah. That would be awesome.

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Like I said, I think that not all of his stuff is correct, but I think it all came from somewhere.

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Yeah.

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You know?

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Yeah. And the connections he drew between so much of it was really well thought out.

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Oh, I mean, he was so, I think he brought it up first, organized.

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Yes.

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Because he could go down a list of events that happened for 50 years

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and hit them all chronologically in order and be...

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Just spud dead on.

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Yes. Yeah.

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He knew his stuff.

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Yeah. He was really eloquent about the way he spoke of it.

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I mean, he was really just dead on.

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He was engaging too.

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Engaging, yeah.

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It was fun to listen to.

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Yeah, because we started off just talking about Jim Morrison.

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You know, he died a fat fucker in France.

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I mean, whiskey bottles next to him.

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And he comes up and he starts talking about...

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His dad.

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Yeah, his dad.

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And the dads of a lot of pop stars back then were in military intelligence.

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Yeah. And what did he...

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Oh, shoot. I forgot. He parlayed it to a lot of political events.

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And it was dead on.

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But anyhow...

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Anyway.

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Go ahead.

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We were talking about sleeping on the job in Japan as seen as dedication.

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Because the idea is if you're sleeping on the job, it's because you don't go home.

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You have to do your sleeping there.

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And the moment you wake up, you're ready to go back to Japan.

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You know, they look at it as you're skipping your commute time.

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Well, in Europe, they do it too.

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In Europe, it's very good too.

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That's slightly different.

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But in Europe, everybody shuts down for two, maybe even three hours during the day.

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And they sleep.

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Yeah, Spain has the siesta.

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Yeah. And it works wonderfully for them.

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Oh, yeah. They couldn't get by without it.

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But here in America, we'd abuse it somehow.

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Oh, yeah.

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Anyhow, go ahead.

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See, number 21.

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Your favorite sleep position is linked to your personality.

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Apparently, your personality kind of dictates your sleep position.

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You know what? I believe that to be correct because I've always been a side sleeper my whole life.

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Yeah.

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And I just can't...

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Flat in stomach, just can't do it.

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You get those people that sleep sprawled out like a windmill.

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Oh, yeah.

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They have a certain personality.

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Yeah.

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Let's see.

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Number 22.

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We don't dream about ourselves until the age three or four.

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Until then, we dream about everybody else.

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I can see that. You're not as self-aware.

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Yeah. About age three or four, you become self-aware enough that you dream of yourself.

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Yeah. Yep.

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Funny.

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It's funny. I see all kinds of Bucky shirts anymore.

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The famous truck stop, Plaza, that goes on for miles.

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Yes.

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It has real sugar, frozen Pepsi, which I'm envious of.

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Oh, yeah.

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Or they may have. Someone said they took it off, which that would suck.

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But anyhow, go ahead.

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Yeah. I saw those places on the drive down to Gold Shores in the back.

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Yep. Yeah.

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Let's see. Number 23.

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Deaf people sometimes will sign in their sleep.

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They don't talk in their sleep. They sign in their sleep.

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Does another person like fucking smack them and tell them to shut up?

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He signs, shut up. I can't sleep.

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I mean, can they go to sleep with closed caption on?

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That would be awesome.

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See right now. What? Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

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Imagine if your dreams, you can turn on the closed caption if your dreams,

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you walk in and see what somebody's dreaming about.

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Oh, God.

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And you can see the words. Wow. That might not be a good thing.

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Yeah, that's what I was getting ready to say. A lot of this would be in trouble.

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For those days where you didn't get a good night's sleep,

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if you tell yourself you really did sleep well, it helps.

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It actually makes a difference.

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I've done that before.

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Yeah.

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I'm like dead tired, a little insomnia, could not sleep for nothing.

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And my insomnia is a bully.

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Once I realized I have insomnia, it's like, yeah, that's right.

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And you're not fucking doing anything.

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And then cemented.

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Yeah.

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As soon as I get the notion that I'm not going to sleep very well,

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all of a sudden it's like, yeah, so there, fucker.

485
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
Might as well just come up with stuff to do.

486
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Yeah. Yep.

487
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:13,000
But if you tell yourself, yeah, that was good. I feel better.

488
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000
You can talk yourself into it.

489
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Sometimes my real self is saying, all right, buddy, you want to do that?

490
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Let's go run a marathon. Come on. Come on. Come on with your bad self.

491
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Yeah. If you want to be awake, we're going to go do this.

492
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Yeah, we're going to go do something.

493
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Let's go work another 12 hours.

494
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll teach you. I signed up for overtime.

495
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Yeah, go ahead.

496
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Well, this fits in with what Veer was just talking about.

497
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Sleep is an active process. It's not something that happens to you.

498
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
It does fit in.

499
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
You take part in it.

500
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
That's right.

501
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
So that's why sedation.

502
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Two different lives is just so interesting.

503
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
I'm going to look in that even more.

504
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:54,000
That's like what kind of physics do they call that?

505
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
I don't know.

506
00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:00,000
There's a name for it. Yeah, I'll look it up later. Go ahead.

507
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
There's a name for it and I will look it up.

508
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:08,000
I was just going to say the point that sedation never can take the place of sleep

509
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:14,000
because your brain is not taking part in being sedated. It's just knocked out.

510
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,000
So, you know, people who fall asleep drunk because they're just so drunk,

511
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
they pass out, they're not getting good sleep.

512
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000
That's right.

513
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Are they getting shit sleep?

514
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Oh, trust me, I've been down that route and that's right.

515
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Drunk sleep, you wake up a lot and you're real fidgety because of the sugars

516
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000
and the alcohol and everything. There's all different types of factors.

517
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:39,000
It's like the alcohol trying to put you to sleep and the sugar is trying to keep you awake.

518
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000
It's a constant battleground in your mind and body.

519
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Yeah, it's kind of hill.

520
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Hence the bedspits.

521
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Yeah.

522
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Those are the fucking worst because you swear you're dying.

523
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,000
I get the thing when I have a migraine.

524
00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:01,000
I keep having to flip over from left side to right side and back every five minutes or so.

525
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Well, I'm happy you beat your migraine today. That's excellent. Good.

526
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000
I woke up about six o'clock and, man, I felt awful.

527
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
I dragged my ass to the medicine.

528
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,000
It could be because the cold front that came through was further away from us, maybe.

529
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
It could be, yeah.

530
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Yeah, one came through yesterday and I felt it. I felt it in my knees, my heel.

531
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,000
It's not doing so well right now. I mean, I could tell.

532
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Even though there's no rain or nothing associated with it.

533
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Yeah, I mean, there's a chance for rain later in the week, but this is just sunny and windy for the next few days.

534
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
So, anyhow.

535
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Okay, well, we all know about sleepwalking, but there's also sleep eating.

536
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,000
It's actually more common than people realize.

537
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000
You'll wake up in the middle of the night and go eat.

538
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000
And in the morning you have no clue that you went and ate something.

539
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Wow. I can believe that, though.

540
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,000
There's another one that's even more fun. Sleep sex.

541
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Oh, I know people that that's happened to.

542
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Yes. It's called sexsomnia.

543
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000
Oh, wow.

544
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:04,000
You're actually asleep, but people will get up and try to have sex while they're asleep.

545
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
No, I know some people that that's happened to.

546
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000
And they both woke up and had to ask each other questions.

547
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
What the hell? What happened here?

548
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:19,000
They're like, I don't remember anything, but I kind of felt like maybe the wife confirmed, yeah, I think so.

549
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,000
I don't think I've ever had sex in my sleep.

550
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
I don't think I have either.

551
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
I don't think so either.

552
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Here's one that pretty much everyone knows.

553
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,000
What about sleep jerking? Yeah, probably.

554
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Regular exercise helps you sleep more. Everyone kind of knows that.

555
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Yeah, that's an easy one.

556
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:44,000
But here's one that most people don't know. High altitude damages sleep quality.

557
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:53,000
Didn't know that, but that would explain how come I don't sleep as well whenever I'm doing like a Denver or not Denver, even higher in altitude.

558
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Wyoming is way up there.

559
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Well, that explains why the people in Denver are such pinheads all the time.

560
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,000
No, no, don't talk bad about them. We got a large following in Denver.

561
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000
OK. I'm sorry. Toefer does not mean that. We love you guys.

562
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000
We love Denver.

563
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:11,000
We love Denver. I have nephews in Denver and I love my nephews very much.

564
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Yes.

565
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Actually, I really like the city of Denver. It's just a football team. I don't like it.

566
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Yeah, same here. We're supposed to not like you guys.

567
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,000
I'm sure whenever you hear us talk about the Chiefs, you probably cringe.

568
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Yes. It's just, you know, remember when you had Elway and we had no one?

569
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
Well, now we have my home and you don't.

570
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Yeah. Yeah.

571
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Hey, wait, they got Russell Wilson. OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Denver. I'll shut up.

572
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Now, this is one that I had to think about for a minute.

573
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:43,000
In dreams, you can't read or tell time.

574
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Yeah.

575
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000
And I started thinking, it was like, yeah, I don't remember ever seeing a clock in my dream.

576
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
I remember before looking to try to tell what time it is.

577
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Yeah.

578
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,000
Or trying to read something. I think I even remember that, trying to read something.

579
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Yeah.

580
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:59,000
Someone handing you something. It's like, and you keep trying and trying and finally you wake up.

581
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Yeah.

582
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
It's like, well, I guess it was nothing because I could never read it.

583
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:07,000
And I've noticed that in my dreams, it's a certain time of day and it stays there.

584
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Yes.

585
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,000
And then a certain point of the dream, it's like different time of day.

586
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,000
And I don't remember it ever transitioning. It just is.

587
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,000
So it's always just a certain time, but time doesn't move in your dream.

588
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:25,000
It doesn't like, you know, march from morning to evening. It's just wherever, whatever.

589
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Let's see. Nightmares usually don't involve fear.

590
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,000
And you know, it kind of makes sense to me because most of the time when I have a nightmare,

591
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,000
I wake up feeling just grossed out.

592
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Everybody does.

593
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Or depressed. Or...

594
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Some of the subject matter you cover in nightmares.

595
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Yeah.

596
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
That's all you can do, you know?

597
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Yeah. It's not scary. It's just depressing and gross and soul crushing.

598
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,000
I remember on Ambien, I had a nightmare and I had to quit taking it.

599
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000
That didn't consist of nothing but pitch black.

600
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Oh, wow.

601
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:08,000
I would... I would... I'd have no way of knowing this, but what I would imagine being buried alive would be.

602
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Yeah. Yeah. That's not an uncommon dream as far as I know.

603
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
I've never had anything like that before.

604
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Yeah, it's scary as hell.

605
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,000
And it was so freaky and it was so claustrophobic.

606
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Yeah.

607
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:25,000
And I kept waking up going, my God, you know, that was like hell to me and I had to quit it.

608
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,000
And you know, a lot of times when people have what they think are nightmares,

609
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:34,000
you know, where they're screaming and there's a big savage monster trying to eat you and you scream yourself awake,

610
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
that's a night terror.

611
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
There's differences.

612
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
That can be a symptom of something.

613
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
So that's something you should tell your doctor about.

614
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Yep.

615
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,000
But just having a bad dream where you feel ugly and gross about it in the morning, you know, that's a typical nightmare.

616
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
That's typical, yeah.

617
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Yep.

618
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Let's see.

619
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Most people take naps that they don't even remember.

620
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Have you ever had a day where it's like you look at the clock, it's like, whoa, it's that late already?

621
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
I do that at night.

622
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
You might have taken a nap.

623
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
I do that at night.

624
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Let's say I'm downloading our horrible podcast and it bores me so bad.

625
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,000
All of a sudden, I realize that the time has slipped by on me.

626
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,000
And there's no way I could have been that much time doing whatever I was doing.

627
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
I had to have fell asleep.

628
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:21,000
But didn't remember falling asleep or waking up or about what time I did or waking up.

629
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:26,000
All I know is like an hour and a half has gone by or Val walks in the room all of a sudden like.

630
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
You don't even feel the transition.

631
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Yeah.

632
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000
And I'm like, was I asleep?

633
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Because what did I just do?

634
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:38,000
The way I'll notice is a lot of times I'll have the TV show streaming in the background, just episode after episode.

635
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:43,000
And I'll be looking at something or writing something or doing something else.

636
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:48,000
And I'll notice when all of a sudden I'm on a completely different episode.

637
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Yeah.

638
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,000
It's like, you know, the show was about this and all of a sudden it's all about something else.

639
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Wait a minute.

640
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,000
And then I'll stop and back it up and I'll see I've missed two episodes.

641
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
It's like I was asleep.

642
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,000
I had no idea I was asleep, but I slept for an hour and a half.

643
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,000
I've got that with your guy's pocket.

644
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
I have no doubt about that.

645
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:16,000
No, you wake up a little, you know, vomit in your mouth and you're like.

646
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,000
So you had the same thing with our podcast.

647
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Yeah, I fall asleep in my damn requires.

648
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Yeah.

649
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Listen, you guys wake up.

650
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,000
I'm three past half past.

651
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Probably just as well.

652
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Yeah.

653
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Did you have nightmares too?

654
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Probably.

655
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
I don't remember.

656
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Me chasing you naked.

657
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Come here, Robbie, come here.

658
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
I have two more items about sleep.

659
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
We can all just go to sleep.

660
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Number 32 sleeping well helps you lose weight.

661
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
I knew I sleep deprived.

662
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Yeah.

663
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,000
So I need to get more sleep because I want to drop about 40 pounds.

664
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Robbie's only one here in shape.

665
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Yeah, he must sleep well.

666
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000
He builds those big fucking trailers for boats.

667
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Oh, yeah.

668
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Yeah.

669
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Yeah.

670
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000
I cut.

671
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Hey, how you doing?

672
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
I lift and carry the steel.

673
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Yeah.

674
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
And I'm 54 years old.

675
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Yeah.

676
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,000
A lot of these young kids doing all my job.

677
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Yeah, really.

678
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Yeah.

679
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Oh, yeah.

680
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
No, that's a that's a fact.

681
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Yeah.

682
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,000
I can't count how many people we went through with the old place.

683
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
No kids want to put in glass or railing.

684
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
I could tell you that.

685
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Yeah, really.

686
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Yeah.

687
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Yeah.

688
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000
All right.

689
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Finals fact about sleep.

690
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Drum roll, please.

691
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Na na na na na na na na.

692
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Hey, hey.

693
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Okay, go ahead.

694
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Cooling your body helps you sleep helps you fall asleep.

695
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Yes.

696
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,000
So working out right before bed is a bad idea.

697
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Yeah.

698
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Taking a hot shower or hot bath right before bed.

699
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Bad idea.

700
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000
I had to quit doing that when I used to go to the gym regularly.

701
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,000
I had to quit doing that because the only time I had to was at night because I had to

702
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
work at five in the morning.

703
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,000
So I'm not waking up at fucking three to go work out, you know.

704
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,000
And yeah, so I do it in the evening and I realized, man, I wasn't getting very good

705
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000
sleep at all, even worse than normal.

706
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
So, okay.

707
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Oh, have you seen those ads lately for tattoo removal?

708
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Yes.

709
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Or they just I never know on commercials.

710
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000
Are they just the ones streaming to me or is everyone else seeing it too?

711
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000
No, no, no, no, no.

712
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:32,000
They've been coming on like crazy lately because it's more efficient and cheaper to do.

713
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Before it was like a big old deal and it may or may not work and you have to spend a lot

714
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
of money.

715
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Now they can definitely do it and it doesn't cost nearly as much as it used to.

716
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000
So a lot of us got tattoos when we were younger.

717
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Plus it means a lot of more people want it removed now.

718
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Yes, they do.

719
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
They decided, eh, this isn't the look I want anymore.

720
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:56,000
But the interesting thing about they call it laser tattoo removal, the only thing it

721
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
removes is the appearance of the tattoo.

722
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000
The ink is still there.

723
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000
I didn't know that.

724
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
They're just making it colorless.

725
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Yeah.

726
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,000
The only thing the laser does is remove the pigment.

727
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Well, would you not tell them there?

728
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
No, you'll still tan.

729
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000
It's just if they scan it under the right light, your tattoo is still there.

730
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000
I'll be damned.

731
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
The ink is still there, still looks exactly the same.

732
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
They just make it colorless.

733
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
So you can't see it with the naked eye.

734
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
But you use a different shade of light like ultraviolet light.

735
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
It's there.

736
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
We'll pick it up.

737
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Yeah, it's still there.

738
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Wow.

739
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
And your body knows it's still there, too.

740
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Your immune system is still attacking it over and over every single day because the ink

741
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
is a foreign invader.

742
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,000
So all it does is remove the appearance of the tattoo.

743
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,000
So that's how they get to call it removal.

744
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000
Yeah, that's true.

745
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Because they're removing it from your eye.

746
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000
Yeah.

747
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
But the tattoo is still there.

748
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000
It's just colorless now because of the laser.

749
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Okay.

750
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000
All right.

751
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,000
We're going to take a little break here and then we're going to figure out what we're

752
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
going into.

753
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Oh, Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

754
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Hey there.

755
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Don't worry.

756
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I have a clown nose.

757
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Oh, no.

758
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
That drunk guy just hit my child.

759
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
It's okay.

760
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
I have a clown nose.

761
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Clown nose.

762
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Just put one on and you can do anything.

763
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Want to run for office?

764
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Murder people in public?

765
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

766
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

767
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Grab one today and make magic happen.

768
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Hello.

769
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
This is Satan.

770
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

771
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:56,000
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags

772
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,000
and microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

773
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:06,000
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

774
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Enjoy.

775
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Oh, shit.

776
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
What's that over there?

777
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Oh, no.

778
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:20,000
It's the island of horrible jokes.

779
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:26,000
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods.

780
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:35,000
It's harder to deter gents.

781
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Two thimble dicks and a crash cart will be right back.

782
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,000
We're talking about how we're going to try not to swear as much.

783
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000
We might be vulgar on some of our bits and stuff, but we're going to try to PG it up

784
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
a little bit because we're starting to get a pretty good following and we want to keep

785
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000
the people.

786
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
We feel a responsibility to our listeners.

787
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Yes, we do.

788
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:02,000
So get a kinder, gentler two douchebags and a microphone.

789
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Yeah.

790
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Okay.

791
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Two douchebags and a microphone on Mark.

792
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
I'm Topher.

793
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
All right.

794
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Welcome back.

795
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:14,000
And if you didn't follow us back, then you have no idea I'm saying this to screw off.

796
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:19,000
So anyhow, Topher has a flaming arrows.

797
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Yeah.

798
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Yeah.

799
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:26,000
There was a marathon on TV the other day of the Lord of the Rings movies.

800
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000
And that's where I saw someone shooting a flaming arrow.

801
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Oh, okay.

802
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:35,000
And I've seen this on Mythbusters and some other programs.

803
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:40,000
And plus I'm into archery, so I've talked to a lot of other archers.

804
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:45,000
And the whole flaming arrow thing is just a Hollywood fiction.

805
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
It really doesn't work.

806
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Yeah, think about it.

807
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Think about how that would, it defies all logic actually.

808
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Yeah.

809
00:40:53,000 --> 00:41:00,000
In order for an arrow to be shot, go somewhere, it has to travel pretty quickly.

810
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Modern bows, the arrows traveling are like 880 to 200 miles an hour.

811
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Yes.

812
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Even your older bows, it's going about, oh, I'd say like 50, 60 miles an hour at the least.

813
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Yes.

814
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:23,000
And when the arrow is going that fast, the flames just blow right off.

815
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Yeah.

816
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
I mean think of, you know.

817
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,000
It doesn't matter what kind of accelerant they have, when that fast would extinguish it.

818
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Yeah, yeah.

819
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Think about flicking your lighter and then walking really fast.

820
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Yes.

821
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000
The flame just blows right off the side of it.

822
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Yeah, that's true.

823
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:45,000
So the flame blows off pretty quickly and pretty easily.

824
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:51,000
I've seen a few videos where someone says, look, flaming arrow, and they will have a

825
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:57,000
big wad of something soaked with a flammable liquid and they'll shoot it very slowly and

826
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:03,000
the target is like 10 feet away because any farther and the flame would just be gone.

827
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000
So they're like, oh look, see, flaming arrow works.

828
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
But in practical solution, no.

829
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:14,000
You shoot an arrow at the proper velocity over the distance you would be shooting it

830
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000
and the flame is just gone.

831
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Yes.

832
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000
You know.

833
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,000
The arrow winds up sticking in the target and it can be set on fire again, but it's

834
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
not on fire when it gets there.

835
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Really the only thing that works is something that has a constant ignition source.

836
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Yes.

837
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Like a road flare or something like that.

838
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Yeah.

839
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,000
But just, you know, set the arrow on fire and shoot it 100 yards into this bundle of

840
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000
sticks and the sticks go up in flames like, no.

841
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Pure Hollywood fantasy.

842
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Yep.

843
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Yeah.

844
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,000
Boy, we're having all kinds of problems with our sign.

845
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Yes.

846
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Because they have the doors open back there and the wind is just tearing through.

847
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
The wind's coming through.

848
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Yeah.

849
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
So yeah.

850
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Anyhow, I was asked to go ahead and mention one of the businesses around here that I just

851
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
visited and it's very good.

852
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
I've eaten there several times.

853
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
So has Topher.

854
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:09,000
It's the Daily Kitchen here at the River Market and we're out in front of it as well as the

855
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:15,000
City Market Coffee Roasters and they're both very fine places that have really good things

856
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000
on their menu.

857
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Whether we find coffees to find food.

858
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Really good food.

859
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Home from scratch food.

860
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
We're sitting here smelling it and getting hungry.

861
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Yeah.

862
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,000
As a matter of fact, I just ordered a loaded spud.

863
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
It's going to have brisket in it and mac and cheese.

864
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Who can go wrong with that?

865
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000
You're making me hungry.

866
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Just listen to me.

867
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Oh, sorry about that.

868
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:44,000
So, anyhow, the flaming arrows is really interesting because I never really put much thought into

869
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,000
it.

870
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Saw a flaming arrow and was like, oh, okay, what a great idea.

871
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Kills you and catches you on fire.

872
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Maybe you might fall down and catch their house on fire or whatever the idea is.

873
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Or maybe it's just effect from Hollywood.

874
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Yeah.

875
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Archers have known for many, many years that flaming arrows just don't work.

876
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Yep.

877
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,000
So, I have some weird questions, I guess.

878
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Sure.

879
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:13,000
The book of weird questions or odd questions or horrible questions.

880
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Some of them.

881
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Disturbing questions.

882
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Disturbing questions, yeah.

883
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Which I need to come up with a promo for because we do them so much.

884
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:30,000
I have the island of horrible jokes and strange insults from an alien and other little ones

885
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:35,000
and some new skits coming soon that we think you guys are going to love.

886
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Pretty disturbing stuff.

887
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:45,000
So, anyhow, ideally, how many slices should you divide a large pizza in two?

888
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:50,000
This intrigues me because everybody has a slightly different idea.

889
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
I'm going to say eight just because it's easy and simple.

890
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000
You know what?

891
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
We agree.

892
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,000
I thought that this is going to be a stalemate.

893
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
No.

894
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,000
I think everybody gets a decent size and then if you've got a man-sized appetite, go for

895
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
it.

896
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
If not, you leave it alone.

897
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Yeah.

898
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000
But none of these little squares.

899
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000
No.

900
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000
I normally eat six squares, but today I think I feel like seven.

901
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Fuck off.

902
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
No one wants to hear that.

903
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Grab you a real slice of pizza, eat it, and then go for another if you want.

904
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Say, hey, you want some peas with that?

905
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Yeah, I'll take 17.

906
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Hang on, hang on, that's 18.

907
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Take that one away.

908
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
That's just ridiculous.

909
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Thank you very much.

910
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,000
The Daily Kitchen is so cool.

911
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
We just had this brought out to us.

912
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Thank you so much.

913
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Do you want to say anything about your place?

914
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
No?

915
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
No.

916
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Okay.

917
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Okay.

918
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Thank you very much.

919
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Nicest lady you'll ever meet in the whole world and anyhow, they bring it out to us.

920
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Looks pretty awesome.

921
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
You want some?

922
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,000
I'd have to check if there's dairy in it first.

923
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
She's the one that would know.

924
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Yeah.

925
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Chances are there's probably...

926
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Well, I know there's dairy in this.

927
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Yeah, and the biscuit's probably made with milk.

928
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Oh, yeah, probably better milk or something.

929
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:15,000
You'd think since I can't eat dairy I'd be nice and skinny, but no.

930
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Well, I got one.

931
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Okay.

932
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:23,000
You would think because I hate so many foods, I would be skinny.

933
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,000
I would eat seafood and I forgot what else.

934
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Mushrooms.

935
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Mushrooms, yeah.

936
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
There's all this stuff that I cannot stand to eat.

937
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:35,000
It just means whatever I can stand to eat, I go nuts on it.

938
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
It feels abused.

939
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,000
It cowers in a corner when I walk in the room.

940
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Oh, no.

941
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Oh, no.

942
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
No.

943
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000
He's going to eat all of us.

944
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Oh, my God.

945
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Here comes the hamburger guy.

946
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Everybody fucking run.

947
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Everybody run.

948
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000
The homecoming queen's got to go.

949
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000
People need anything but us, everybody go.

950
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Do you remember that song?

951
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
What is it?

952
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Everybody run.

953
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
The homecoming queen's got to come.

954
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Oh, yeah, I remember that.

955
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Oh, yeah.

956
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Julie Brown.

957
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Julie Brown.

958
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Julie Brown, not the MTV downtown Julie Brown.

959
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Not every time, no.

960
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
She was obnoxious.

961
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
This was midtown Julie Brown.

962
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
She was completely different.

963
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
She wasn't from South Detroit.

964
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
We know that.

965
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000
We already discussed South Detroit.

966
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000
South Detroit is Lake Michigan, isn't it?

967
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
No, it's Windsor.

968
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Windsor, Canada.

969
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Windsor, Canada.

970
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
That's right, because of the nook.

971
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
I keep forgetting the nook.

972
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Yeah, it's like a little finger reaching around to the South of Detroit, little finger of Canada.

973
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:36,000
So, yeah, you asked somebody, what's the first country you come to when you go south from

974
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Detroit?

975
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Canada.

976
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
It doesn't make sense, but it's true.

977
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
And the thing is, I go to Canada all the time.

978
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000
I used to drive, but now I hate driving that long.

979
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:50,000
You go through Detroit and you go through miles of people looking like they're going

980
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
to murder you while you're at a stop sign.

981
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Yeah.

982
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Trash everywhere, burnout buildings, looks like they're real.

983
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Kind of like Gary, Indiana.

984
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Yeah, a lot like.

985
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Yeah.

986
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,000
And then you go just across the Detroit River, everything's all picked up and pristine.

987
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
It really bums you out.

988
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,000
It's like, is there that big of a difference between the people?

989
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000
I know, yeah.

990
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Or in the taxes?

991
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000
I don't know.

992
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
I noticed that on the road trip.

993
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000
I was in Arkansas and the roadways are clean and nice.

994
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Get into Missouri, trash everywhere.

995
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Yep.

996
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000
I've noticed that too.

997
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,000
We got in Eureka Springs all the time.

998
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Yeah.

999
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Arkansas is all picked up and clean and nice.

1000
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Missouri roads are just trash everywhere.

1001
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Do they just put more to focus on it because it's a natural state?

1002
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:36,000
I think Missourians litter more and I think it's picked up less.

1003
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Okay.

1004
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:42,000
So, hey, all those people with community service sentences, get them out there picking up trash.

1005
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
That's what they used to do.

1006
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,000
I don't know why they quit.

1007
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Because it hurts this nobody experience to do manual labor and get napkin.

1008
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,000
You're right.

1009
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Instead they have them dress and drag and read to little children in the library.

1010
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:04,000
That doesn't hurt anybody's feelings, so it's allowed.

1011
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Oh, let's not open that can of rice.

1012
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Yeah, let's not.

1013
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:12,000
But let me put it like this, your message is well received, I bet, with most people.

1014
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Yeah.

1015
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000
I just don't understand why drag queens want to go read stories to little kids.

1016
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
That's what I never understood.

1017
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,000
It's like, do you really think it's necessary to bring any type of sexuality to children?

1018
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Yeah.

1019
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,000
And I have nothing against drag queens or homosexuals or whatever.

1020
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000
I have so many friends.

1021
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000
For me to say that I have something against them would be a complete lie.

1022
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Yeah.

1023
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Yeah, I love these people.

1024
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
They're great people.

1025
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Here's the deal.

1026
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,000
I don't want any sexuality at all towards children.

1027
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Leave it alone.

1028
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Let them figure it out when they're older.

1029
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Quit trying to sexualize little kids.

1030
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,000
Yes, it's not right.

1031
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
There's time to think about that later.

1032
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Yeah.

1033
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Anyways.

1034
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:53,000
And believe me, if they have any questions about their sexuality at all, they will figure

1035
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000
it out.

1036
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
No, no.

1037
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Yeah.

1038
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,000
So anyhow, the next one.

1039
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:03,000
You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society.

1040
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,000
What is the first rule you put in place?

1041
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Hmm.

1042
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Rob wants male genitals only.

1043
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:19,000
I'm saying the first rule I put in place is all nude all the time.

1044
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Oh, that's cool.

1045
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
There we go.

1046
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000
I got one.

1047
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Yeah.

1048
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
No kale.

1049
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Just to keep with our theme.

1050
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Rob, what do you want?

1051
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
I don't know.

1052
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Besides male genitals.

1053
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000
I don't know.

1054
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Okay.

1055
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,000
I don't know.

1056
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Get me on that one.

1057
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
All right.

1058
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Rob's going to plead the fifth on that one.

1059
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,000
All right, Rob's leaving it alone.

1060
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Yeah.

1061
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,000
How about a bunch of naked hot women?

1062
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000
No?

1063
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Yeah.

1064
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Okay, yeah.

1065
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
All right.

1066
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
He says meh.

1067
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Meh.

1068
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Okay.

1069
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
You have one superpower, only one.

1070
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000
What do you choose?

1071
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Oh, gosh.

1072
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:15,000
I've always wanted to be able to fly, but that's kind of limited.

1073
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Flying would be the most fun.

1074
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Yeah, it would be a lot of fun.

1075
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Oh, I know.

1076
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,000
The ability to understand any language.

1077
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
That would be great.

1078
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000
Yeah.

1079
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
What about you, Rob?

1080
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000
That would be.

1081
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:39,000
For me, languages include music, mathematics, bird chirping, everything.

1082
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Any form of communication I should be able to understand.

1083
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
I want to be able to understand.

1084
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000
I love that.

1085
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,000
That's a great idea.

1086
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Hello.

1087
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,000
How's it going?

1088
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000
It is perfect.

1089
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Man, the new loaded spud at the Daily Kitchen is fantastic.

1090
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000
It looks awesome.

1091
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:57,000
So if you're in the River Market area, drop by, you will not be disappointed.

1092
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,000
If I could have dairy, I'd have one too.

1093
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Do you have anything non-dairy?

1094
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
I do.

1095
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Oh, okay.

1096
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000
We'll talk about that later.

1097
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,000
All right.

1098
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:17,000
We make everything to order, so we can adjust.

1099
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Excellent.

1100
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,000
There you go.

1101
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,000
That's the problem when you have a lot of pre-made stuff.

1102
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
You go in and ask for no cheese, and they just go scrape cheese off one.

1103
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Not at this place.

1104
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
That's not as good.

1105
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Yeah.

1106
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:35,000
We're going to order some dairy-free, vegan, vegetarian, a meat lover.

1107
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Yeah.

1108
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
This thing is incredible.

1109
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Thank you.

1110
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Thank you.

1111
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
Superpower.

1112
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Yeah.

1113
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:52,000
I want a stupid people gun that makes them leave your presence and stay away.

1114
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Like a force field.

1115
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Yeah, it just kind of repels them.

1116
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Yeah, it repels stupid people.

1117
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Okay, Rob, you got anyone?

1118
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Well, I recently single again, so I think I'm going to have to go back to x-ray vision.

1119
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Oh, yeah.

1120
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,000
There you go.

1121
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
That's a good one too.

1122
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,000
Hey, that's what I'll sleep with a goodie.

1123
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:17,000
So, Jeff, wouldn't it be great to discover someone has a butt plug-in?

1124
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:32,000
I think my second choice in a super power would be to have a field around me of about

1125
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:38,000
50 yards, and any parasite that came within that field would die.

1126
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,000
Oh.

1127
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,000
I mean, I would like to see ticks, mosquitoes, cancer cells.

1128
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,000
You know what?

1129
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Used car salesmen, lawyers.

1130
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000
As much as I love stupid people not near me.

1131
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Oh, careful.

1132
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Careful.

1133
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:55,000
One of the lawyers I have working on our trademark is listening.

1134
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Oh, okay.

1135
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Liability lawyers.

1136
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Yeah, okay.

1137
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000
There you go.

1138
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Not a trademark lawyer.

1139
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000
You guys are awesome, and thank you.

1140
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Any elected politician, you know.

1141
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Perfect.

1142
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000
That parasite field would just... I mean, think about that.

1143
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Your dog has heartworms.

1144
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,000
You just walk up and pet your dog, and they're all gone.

1145
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Yeah.

1146
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
You know?

1147
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
Oh, your friend's got bed bugs.

1148
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,000
Just go over and visit their house.

1149
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000
You know what?

1150
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000
They're all dead.

1151
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,000
I'd change mine to that.

1152
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Yeah.

1153
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
That is perfect.

1154
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Oh my God.

1155
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
You don't wipe out all parasites everywhere, because they serve a purpose.

1156
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
You know, they have a reason for being there.

1157
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,000
You wipe them out from your life.

1158
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,000
But you just don't let them within 50 yards of you.

1159
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000
Ever.

1160
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
I think that's awesome.

1161
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
I'm going to have to go with that one.

1162
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Yeah.

1163
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Just an anti-parasite field.

1164
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Okay.

1165
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000
I like that.

1166
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000
That's great.

1167
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Yeah.

1168
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000
I'm for that.

1169
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Are you still with X-ray vision, or are you going with parasite?

1170
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,000
I want the X-ray, but I like it.

1171
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Okay.

1172
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,000
Swat some mosquitoes, but you still get to see them.

1173
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:55,000
You'll swat it from mosquitoes and see them.

1174
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
Great idea.

1175
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000
All right.

1176
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:01,000
You have the power to create and design your own half-hour TV show.

1177
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:08,000
What will it be about, and the name and the network?

1178
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Oh gosh.

1179
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:14,000
Oh wow.

1180
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:20,000
I think I'm going to put it on the Learning Channel, for irony's sake.

1181
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:26,000
My show is going to be called Wake the Fuck Up, and the show is going to be about all

1182
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,000
the ways commercials lie to you.

1183
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Oh, I love that.

1184
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Nobody would watch it, because people enjoy liking commercials, and they don't want to

1185
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000
think of them as bad things.

1186
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
It's kind of almost like Penn and Teller's bullshit.

1187
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,000
Remember that?

1188
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Yeah.

1189
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,000
Yeah.

1190
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:48,000
It may be probably the least popular show on TV, because it's more fun.

1191
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:56,000
A good thing to remember is it feels good to do what you're told.

1192
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,000
A lot of Americans are that way.

1193
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Tell me what to do, because it feels so good to just do that and not have to think.

1194
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Can you go over that commercial again that you said a few podcasts ago about where the

1195
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
guy comes on and keeps lying to the people?

1196
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,000
Oh yeah.

1197
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000
This is one of the best ones ever.

1198
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Yeah.

1199
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:20,000
He comes on and he says, he starts out like he's one of those phone calls you get.

1200
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:24,000
He said, I'm from the IRS, and your taxes are way overdue.

1201
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:29,000
And their IRS agents come to your house right now to arrest you unless you buy me gift cards

1202
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
and read me the numbers online.

1203
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,000
And then he pauses and he said, would you believe that?

1204
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:41,000
Because last year, thousands of Americans had their identity stolen with a scam just

1205
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000
like that or similar.

1206
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:49,000
And then he said, in fact, last year one out of seven Americans had their identity stolen.

1207
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000
You believe that?

1208
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,000
You shouldn't, because I just made that up.

1209
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000
You're kind of gullible, aren't you?

1210
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
And then the commercial ended.

1211
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000
I love that.

1212
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Isn't it?

1213
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,000
Here's this authority figure saying these facts in a very earnest voice, and your impulse

1214
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000
says, oh, OK, yeah, uh-huh, tell me more.

1215
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:10,000
And they just straight out tell you, I'm making this up, and you bought it.

1216
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:17,000
That is great, isn't it?

1217
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
All right.

1218
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:23,000
My TV show would be called The Media is Bullshit.

1219
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Yes, it is.

1220
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:29,000
And it would be a reality show about media and certain examples of what the real story

1221
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
was and how they lie.

1222
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:36,000
And I would have it on every major network mandatory that they have to air this at sometime

1223
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:42,000
in prime time to prove to offset their obvious bullshit.

1224
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Because right now they say, oh, well, we just got it wrong.

1225
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,000
It was happening so fast.

1226
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,000
We just made a mistake.

1227
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
But the reality is they're like Fox News.

1228
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:55,000
They're telling you a lie because of the QQ2.

1229
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,000
Until you get sued for it.

1230
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Fox News didn't do anything that the others aren't doing.

1231
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,000
It's just Fox News got caught this time.

1232
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:07,000
Well, I wish we were privy to the transcripts of what the minion voting was getting ready

1233
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000
to throw out there.

1234
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Because it had to have been so big.

1235
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000
I mean, you know what I mean?

1236
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:16,000
It might have been like behind the scenes talking or something.

1237
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Fox News was practically wetting themselves.

1238
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,000
They couldn't wait to settle fast enough because they did not want this going to trial.

1239
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
No, they did not.

1240
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
So they're hiding something really awful.

1241
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,000
And I've got no stake in either game because I'm neither side.

1242
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000
I think both sides are horrible.

1243
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,000
And they're self promoting classless opportunists.

1244
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
All of them.

1245
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:40,000
So before anyone gets their panties in a rally and thinks I'm conservative or liberal, no,

1246
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,000
I think that's why I'm neither one of them.

1247
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,000
So anyhow, I have certain things I believe in and I don't.

1248
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,000
But I don't peg them to any certain type of person.

1249
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000
So anyhow.

1250
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:58,000
You know, I would pay serious money to anyone who can find it in either the Declaration of Independence

1251
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,000
or the Constitution where it says we're supposed to have a two party system.

1252
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
No, actually.

1253
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000
It's nowhere.

1254
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Yeah, there's a lot of evidence to support that there should be a lot more.

1255
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000
There should be, yeah.

1256
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:18,000
But the two party system is the big lie that the Republicans and Democrats collude on on a daily basis

1257
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:23,000
to tell us, oh, this is the natural order things, one or the other, and that's it.

1258
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
It's bullshit.

1259
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
It's always been bullshit.

1260
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,000
But they're keeping us as a nice captive little herd of voters.

1261
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:35,000
And the Republicans and Democrats will work tirelessly with each other

1262
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:39,000
and cooperate endlessly to crush other political parties.

1263
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Yes, and you notice one of the first things they will agree on is the voting third party's a waste.

1264
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Yeah.

1265
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Throwing your vote away.

1266
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000
They both agree with that real quick.

1267
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,000
They are terrified of another political party emerging.

1268
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,000
Yeah.

1269
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000
And they will do anything to stop that.

1270
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,000
But because media and everything is controlled by these two,

1271
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000
that's why you'll never get the true honest truth.

1272
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Yeah.

1273
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:06,000
You know, our favorite NPR, they're always talking about the other side of the aisle

1274
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,000
as if there are only two and that's the way it should be.

1275
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,000
No, it should be every single point of the compass.

1276
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
It's not this side or that side.

1277
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
It's every side.

1278
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
But they perpetuate the lie.

1279
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
It does not matter whether it's Fox News.

1280
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:25,000
It does not matter whether it's CNN, NBC, any of these.

1281
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,000
When, who was it, Ron Paul.

1282
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,000
Yeah.

1283
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000
When Ron Paul came on, they went to commercials.

1284
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Yep.

1285
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,000
Why is that?

1286
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000
It's because he wasn't part of the big two at the time.

1287
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
He was an independent guy and they didn't like it.

1288
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
He was anti the system as it was.

1289
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,000
And here's the immediate reason.

1290
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Both the Democratic Party and the Republican Party told the networks,

1291
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,000
if you show him on air, we're pulling all our hands.

1292
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Yes.

1293
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:56,000
And the network said, okay, yes, sir, whatever you want, sir.

1294
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
It's exactly what happened.

1295
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,000
Yeah.

1296
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:04,000
The two major political parties use their dollars to crush the third party.

1297
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
And they'll do it every time if they can.

1298
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
They don't want things to get better for us.

1299
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000
They want to maintain control.

1300
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:14,000
And you ever wonder where all this hate is generated for America in general?

1301
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:20,000
90% of it comes from our governmental policies towards other countries and how we do them.

1302
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,000
Yep.

1303
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000
They don't hate Americans per se.

1304
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000
They hate our government.

1305
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Yeah.

1306
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,000
Yeah.

1307
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:31,000
Which makes sense because there are countries around the world who I think their government is hideous,

1308
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,000
but I don't blame the people.

1309
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:37,000
There are probably a lot of North Koreans that are decent, good people.

1310
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Oh, there is.

1311
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,000
But their government is a piece of shit.

1312
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000
Yeah.

1313
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Yeah.

1314
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:48,000
I mean, I'm talking about a guy that when his father died so he could take the throne,

1315
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:52,000
if people weren't crying hard enough, he had him shot and killed.

1316
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Yes.

1317
01:01:54,000 --> 01:02:00,000
When his uncle threatened his power base a little bit, he had his uncle eaten alive by dogs.

1318
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,000
He starved the dogs and then fed them to him.

1319
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,000
And videotaped it.

1320
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,000
Yeah.

1321
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:09,000
That's the kind of guy with his finger on the nuclear button in North Korea.

1322
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,000
Scary shit.

1323
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,000
It is scary shit.

1324
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,000
Yeah.

1325
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Also, this is a guy that Dennis Rodman loves.

1326
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,000
Oh, yes.

1327
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000
That piece of shit.

1328
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:23,000
Dennis Rodman went over and performed all sorts of moist acts upon Kim Jong-un.

1329
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,000
Whatever his name is.

1330
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,000
There's this place I used to go in Florida.

1331
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:31,000
Me and Val used to go there and we used to cherish it until Dennis Rodman started showing

1332
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,000
up.

1333
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,000
Ocean Manor Hotel and Resort.

1334
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:37,000
It just stinks the place up when a creep like him shows up.

1335
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Well, he was given this big foot.

1336
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Okay.

1337
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,000
From the story that I got this right here was I met Michael Urban there.

1338
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000
He was a nice guy.

1339
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Gentleman, very nice, very respectful.

1340
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Matter of fact, I mean, he started talking to me first.

1341
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,000
I didn't even recognize him because I just came out of like... You ever come in out

1342
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,000
of the sun and go into an elevator and it's really dark?

1343
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,000
I could not see.

1344
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,000
You can't see a thing.

1345
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,000
Yeah.

1346
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:04,000
He was coming from somewhere up on top and was in the elevator at the same time as me.

1347
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
He was like, how you doing there, son?

1348
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000
I turned around.

1349
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,000
I could not see him.

1350
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,000
I finally ended up saying, you sound familiar.

1351
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000
Started laughing and then his boys around him started laughing too.

1352
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,000
He goes, yeah.

1353
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000
He goes, I get that a lot.

1354
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Then I finally looked over there.

1355
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,000
I'm like, oh.

1356
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000
I go, oh, I know who you are.

1357
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,000
Then he kind of gave me this look.

1358
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,000
I'm like, hey man, nice to meet you.

1359
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,000
I just kind of kept it down.

1360
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:27,000
We didn't want anyone to really start running and making run for him.

1361
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Yeah.

1362
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,000
What this guy does, it owns it is, from what I understand is he befriends a lot of these

1363
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:35,000
athletes and lets them stay for free.

1364
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:39,560
Then people like me go there and go, hey, I ran into Dennis Rodman and I ran into Michael

1365
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:41,480
Urban and people stay there.

1366
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:45,000
If there was a place where you could run into musicians like that, I'd go there.

1367
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Yeah, me too.

1368
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,000
Yeah.

1369
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000
Yeah.

1370
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Great.

1371
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Yeah.

1372
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:54,640
This is my understanding of what happens and that's how come I got to meet two people.

1373
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,880
Dennis Rodman was a complete asshole and I didn't want to talk to him hardly at all.

1374
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:02,720
It's kind of hard to do when he's right in front of you taking over every conversation.

1375
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:03,720
Yeah.

1376
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:10,040
Anyhow, we're in this hut in back and he comes in with this big cigar that he never smokes.

1377
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:11,040
Yeah.

1378
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:15,200
And he can hardly talk.

1379
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:19,400
So, anyhow, he started fucking with his football players.

1380
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:23,560
I'm pretty sure as a football player, could have been a basketball player, big guy, huge

1381
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:26,480
guy and he's over there with his two girls.

1382
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:29,600
He's like fucking pointing at the guy and kind of like laughing.

1383
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:33,480
That guy walks up and he points at himself like me.

1384
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:36,640
You talking about me?

1385
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,000
And Rodman looks kind of funny.

1386
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,480
He walks over there.

1387
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:42,480
He whispered something in Rodman's ear.

1388
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:47,320
Rodman turned around and left.

1389
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:51,880
He probably said something like, you want your girls to see you get your ass kicked

1390
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:52,880
right here?

1391
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:53,880
You want everyone to see this?

1392
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:54,880
Uh huh.

1393
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:55,880
You better fucking leave.

1394
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:58,920
Take your fucking sideshow and take it somewhere else.

1395
01:04:58,920 --> 01:04:59,920
He left.

1396
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:04,560
And then another time I'm behind him trying to get indoors and all of a sudden he stops

1397
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:08,760
and I almost run into him in the middle of the lobby of the hotel and all of a sudden

1398
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:13,040
all of his cronies come around and he delivers a speech that no one could understand.

1399
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:18,360
And he goes, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh.

1400
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:23,720
And all these idiots are looking at him like he's making this major fucking revelation.

1401
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,520
Looking at him like he's the pope.

1402
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:28,240
Yeah and I'm like, you guys are fucking roobs.

1403
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,240
I got out of there.

1404
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:30,240
I was like, fuck this.

1405
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:33,680
I don't want to be filmed in the same fucking film as this guy.

1406
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:37,440
Yeah you get to the point where it's like I don't even want to be associated with the

1407
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,040
people who like you.

1408
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,040
Yeah.

1409
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,200
Cause I dislike you so much.

1410
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,840
If I get a snapshot of me next to him.

1411
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:48,920
Photoshop that out of there.

1412
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:50,640
I would hunt down the source and beg them.

1413
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:53,480
I would give them money and say take me out of that thing.

1414
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:56,320
Besides that I think I had my shirt off.

1415
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,320
I probably didn't look real good anyway.

1416
01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,320
Yeah I know.

1417
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:00,320
Yeah well, I'm butthead.

1418
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:02,520
I had a yin-ling in my hand you know.

1419
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:04,640
Yeah hey guys.

1420
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:09,320
No I didn't want them to think I had anything to do with that guy.

1421
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:14,640
There's a whole list of celebrities that most people would run up and fawn over that I would

1422
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:16,240
walk the opposite way.

1423
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:19,120
Rodman's one, Jane Fonda's another.

1424
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:20,920
Oh Jane Fonda's another one.

1425
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:21,920
Bono's another.

1426
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:25,560
Bono's another hypocrite that I can't stand.

1427
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:26,920
Tommy Lee or Nikki Sixx.

1428
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:27,920
I don't want to have anything to do with them.

1429
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:28,920
Yeah either one of them.

1430
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:29,920
No.

1431
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:30,920
Cause they're both fakes.

1432
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:32,960
They couldn't give me a pair of autographed sticks.

1433
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:33,960
No.

1434
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:34,960
I wouldn't take it.

1435
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:35,960
I wouldn't either.

1436
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:37,560
I was like I don't give a crap about those guys anymore.

1437
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:40,720
And the thing is I used to idolize and love them.

1438
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:41,720
Not anymore man.

1439
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:42,720
Geez.

1440
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:46,440
Big fluffy dogs walking by.

1441
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:49,400
Remember when they used to have the signs up here saying no dogs?

1442
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,400
Uh huh.

1443
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:51,400
That didn't work out so well.

1444
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:52,400
No.

1445
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:55,640
And they took all the signs away cause people just bring their dogs anyway.

1446
01:06:55,640 --> 01:07:00,360
Well people are afraid to question it because emotional support dogs.

1447
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:01,360
Yeah.

1448
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:05,920
And I'm sure all the businesses said hey if we have to ban dogs we're going to lose a

1449
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,680
lot of business and we don't care.

1450
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,400
That's probably the biggest reason right there.

1451
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,400
Number two emotional support dogs.

1452
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,400
Yeah.

1453
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:13,400
You can't really take that away from people.

1454
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:14,400
No.

1455
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,400
And are you going to sit here and argue with somebody or make them bring proof?

1456
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,400
No.

1457
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:19,400
It's an unregulated term.

1458
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:23,400
Yeah it's like man this dog really helps my anxiety.

1459
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:24,400
Can you please let me just.

1460
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:25,400
Yes.

1461
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:28,160
You're not going to tell somebody they can't come here like that.

1462
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:30,160
This is my emotional support tarantula.

1463
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:34,800
Please make no sudden moves.

1464
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:35,800
This is my cobra.

1465
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:36,800
Yeah.

1466
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:40,360
Well there's a cobra story but I mean we can get to it later.

1467
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:43,720
The guy found a cobra on a plane and they never did find it.

1468
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:44,720
Snakes on a plane.

1469
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:45,720
Yeah.

1470
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:46,720
Wow.

1471
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:47,720
It was a venomous cobra.

1472
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:52,800
This was in Africa where he was flying out of so very easily but they never found it.

1473
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:53,800
So.

1474
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,800
All sorts of places to hide.

1475
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:58,480
Yeah they're using that plane again.

1476
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,160
The cobra is probably still in there.

1477
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,160
Probably did not leave.

1478
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:06,320
They probably found the most darkest area that they could hide.

1479
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:07,920
Is probably in there.

1480
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:08,920
Yeah.

1481
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,920
Yeah.

1482
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:14,040
So like someone like brings their dog somewhere and they got it down there and then all of

1483
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:15,840
a sudden they go there and the dog's dead.

1484
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:16,840
Yeah.

1485
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:17,840
Well there you go it's a cobra.

1486
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:18,840
So anyhow.

1487
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:22,800
All right let's see where was I?

1488
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:25,640
Well hey guys I'm going to have to excuse myself.

1489
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:26,640
My daughter and grandson.

1490
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,280
Oh no no no.

1491
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:29,280
We're more important than that.

1492
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:30,280
No you stay on the line.

1493
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:35,280
All right Robbie thanks for joining in man.

1494
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:38,880
All right like I said next time I'll have some material.

1495
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:39,880
Okay.

1496
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:40,880
InvisiWeed.

1497
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:41,880
All right.

1498
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:45,320
Well we're going to give you an ass paddling.

1499
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,520
An invisible ass paddling for leaving early.

1500
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:48,520
Yeah.

1501
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:49,520
All right.

1502
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:51,000
Just know that you're going to get an ass paddling okay.

1503
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Invisible.

1504
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,000
Bare bottom.

1505
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Bare bottom.

1506
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,000
Okay.

1507
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,000
All right.

1508
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,000
I'll talk to you soon.

1509
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,000
I'll be waiting.

1510
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,000
All right Rob.

1511
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,000
Bye.

1512
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,000
All right you guys take it easy.

1513
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,000
You too.

1514
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,000
Bye.

1515
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,000
Bye.

1516
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,000
Okay.

1517
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,000
That's good.

1518
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,000
Yeah.

1519
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,000
Oh yeah.

1520
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,000
Excuse me.

1521
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:13,000
The top five things to take with you in case of a zombie apocalypse.

1522
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:16,000
Oh wow.

1523
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,000
Let's see I'd want a firearm.

1524
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:24,000
Yeah with plenty of ammo because the only thing that kills them is a shot to the head

1525
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,000
right?

1526
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,000
Pretty much yeah.

1527
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,000
Okay.

1528
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,720
Possibly like a machete or a club.

1529
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:35,000
Yeah to bam them off of you if they get too close.

1530
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,000
Yeah.

1531
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,000
Food, water.

1532
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,000
Yeah.

1533
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,000
Clean food, clean water.

1534
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,000
Yeah.

1535
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,000
I can't really think of much.

1536
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:46,000
I mean there's not really much that repels zombies except you know bullets and shotgun

1537
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,000
blasts.

1538
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,000
Does a sturdy shelter come with that?

1539
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,000
The top five things?

1540
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:55,000
Yeah a sturdy shelter is a good idea yeah.

1541
01:09:55,000 --> 01:10:00,000
Somewhere you can go and relax and get some sleep and the zombies can't get you.

1542
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,000
Okay.

1543
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,000
Sturdy shelter, food and water.

1544
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,000
I think food and water would be included as one right?

1545
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:07,000
Yeah.

1546
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,000
Yeah.

1547
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,000
Ammo and bullet is that one or two?

1548
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:15,000
I would say the firearm and the ammo should be one.

1549
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,000
Okay.

1550
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,000
Okay.

1551
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:21,000
So firearm, plenty of ammo because you don't know how many of them there are.

1552
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,000
Yeah.

1553
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,000
You might have to shoot food for food too.

1554
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,000
That's true.

1555
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,000
Something for fire.

1556
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,000
Oh yeah.

1557
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,000
Yeah because you're probably not going to have electricity.

1558
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,000
Yeah you're going to have to cook, you're going to have to stay warm.

1559
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,000
Yeah it's an apocalypse.

1560
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,000
Yeah.

1561
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,000
And then I think that's it, that's the five.

1562
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000
Sounds about right.

1563
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,000
And you may have to stay warm.

1564
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,000
Yeah.

1565
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:50,000
Isn't it funny in all these zombie apocalypses it's only humans that turn into zombies.

1566
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,000
Where are the zombie squirrels?

1567
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,000
Where are the zombie possums?

1568
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,000
I want a movie like that.

1569
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,000
I want zombie mosquitoes.

1570
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Yeah.

1571
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,000
Oh my god.

1572
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,000
Yeah.

1573
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,000
Oh shit.

1574
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,000
Yeah.

1575
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:07,000
All these little undead mosquitoes coming at you.

1576
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,000
Zombie goldfish.

1577
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:14,000
Shoot one of them in the brain.

1578
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:19,000
Zombie, I mean anything.

1579
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,000
Zombie trees.

1580
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,000
Why can't the tree be a zombie too?

1581
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:25,000
Yeah all of a sudden you're running away and the tree grabs you.

1582
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,000
Not so fast.

1583
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:32,000
But how would a tree bite your head to make you become a zombie?

1584
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,000
I guess it would, oh I don't know.

1585
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,000
Or I guess it could bite you anywhere right?

1586
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,000
It could just smack you with a branch or something.

1587
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,000
Oh that's even worse.

1588
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:42,000
You'd be walking by and it would crack you with a branch in your toast.

1589
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:45,000
And then dribble their zombie staff into you.

1590
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,000
Yeah.

1591
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,000
Or the little seeds that come out.

1592
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000
Or they can do a two part effort.

1593
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:54,000
They smack you into unconscious.

1594
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,000
Yeah.

1595
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,000
And then a real zombie comes by and bites you.

1596
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,000
Yeah.

1597
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,000
But then at that point if that happens you don't give a shit.

1598
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,000
You're one of them.

1599
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,000
Yeah.

1600
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:08,000
You know there is evidence that plants are just harming us.

1601
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:13,000
They give us parts of themselves to keep us alive until we die.

1602
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,000
And then we decompose and feed them.

1603
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,000
That's a great point.

1604
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:22,000
We're like look we don't like these guys either but we need them to die so they can decompose.

1605
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,000
That's why plants keep us around.

1606
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:28,000
So we can die in convenient places and they can grow on our remains.

1607
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:32,000
Have you ever noticed how robust a tree looks in a cemetery?

1608
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,000
Oh yeah.

1609
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,000
They look pretty awesome.

1610
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:39,000
Now if it was just like a place for crematory or something.

1611
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:40,000
Yeah.

1612
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000
Yeah just be an average tree.

1613
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,000
But yeah that's right.

1614
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,000
Like the vaults they don't get the same thing.

1615
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,000
They're about ground.

1616
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,000
All the trees look like shit around vaults.

1617
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,000
Yeah.

1618
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,000
Yeah.

1619
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,000
They've walked away from all that nutrition.

1620
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:57,000
So there you go.

1621
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:01,000
Do you think an elephant would make a good pet?

1622
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,000
I do.

1623
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,000
They're pretty intelligent.

1624
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,000
They're very social.

1625
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:09,000
They have personalities.

1626
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,000
I would agree with you.

1627
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:15,000
You don't want one jumping up in bed with you like a dog.

1628
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,000
That would be a little tough.

1629
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:20,000
That would be fun to have a pet elephant come up and not pet it.

1630
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:21,000
Yeah.

1631
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,000
Just come up and stick its head down.

1632
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:29,000
But you know since elephants only sleep two hours a night then they're going to be awake a lot of the time you're not.

1633
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,000
Well can you put them out in the yard and they can be a guard elephant?

1634
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,000
Or you know just put on some video for them.

1635
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,000
Let them watch you know.

1636
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,000
Dumbo?

1637
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:41,000
Or binge watch Star Trek or something.

1638
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,000
Elephants love Star Trek.

1639
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,000
Yeah they do.

1640
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,000
They've been proven.

1641
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:47,000
So yeah that's what you do.

1642
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,000
Alright.

1643
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,000
Elephants is pets.

1644
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:52,000
This next one I love because it's really thought provoking.

1645
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:57,000
What is the smallest thing you get angry about?

1646
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,000
Being cut off in traffic.

1647
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,000
The smallest thing I get?

1648
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:04,000
Yeah I get angry about that.

1649
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,000
Dropping things.

1650
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,000
I get angry when I drop things.

1651
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,000
Me too.

1652
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,000
Me too.

1653
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,000
Especially in a public place.

1654
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,000
Yes.

1655
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,000
Yes.

1656
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,000
Yeah.

1657
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,000
Yeah.

1658
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:19,000
That's pretty minor but yeah it bugs me way more than it should.

1659
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,000
No same here because I do it often.

1660
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:27,000
I'll have something in my hand and I'll be walking up getting ready I don't know whatever to return it or whatever.

1661
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,000
Bam.

1662
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:31,000
It's like why the fuck did I let that go?

1663
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:39,000
For me I think a lot of it is I'm losing sensation in my hands and I don't realize that I'm not gripping it the way I'm supposed to.

1664
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:48,000
I think I'm holding on tight but since I can't really feel it my hand is starting to relax and then I'll either drop it or it'll hit something and fall right out.

1665
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:52,000
It's like I was holding that now it's on the ground.

1666
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,000
I do that all the time since my corporal tunnel surgery.

1667
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,000
Yeah.

1668
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,000
And it's not something I can even tell.

1669
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,000
Yeah.

1670
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:07,000
I feel like I have the same touch but I don't obviously because I drop stuff at an alarming rate after the surgery but not before.

1671
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,000
Yeah.

1672
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:12,000
So obviously I think that I'm the same but I'm not.

1673
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,000
Yeah.

1674
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,000
Alright.

1675
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:18,000
What made you cut off a friendship?

1676
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:22,000
I've got a definite easy answer.

1677
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:26,000
And it's also family members and other things too.

1678
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:33,000
There's one guy that I cut off friendship when he started getting into a lot of illegal stuff.

1679
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:39,000
Shoplifting, vandalism, that kind of thing and he thought it was just funny as hell.

1680
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:42,000
I was like yeah I don't want any part of that.

1681
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,000
So I made a distance.

1682
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,000
Drugs.

1683
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,000
Yeah drugs will do too.

1684
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:51,000
There's many people I took off my list because they would not quit doing drugs.

1685
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:57,000
And drugs goes along with what you say illegal stuff.

1686
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:00,000
I'm sure that this guy that you're talking about probably got into drugs too.

1687
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,000
They probably did yeah.

1688
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,000
And I'm talking about real drugs.

1689
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,000
I'm not talking about smoking a little pot behind the tree or nothing.

1690
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:15,000
Yeah this is the serious point where it takes over your life and alters your personality to the point where your daily life is all about getting more drugs.

1691
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:22,000
Yeah to where like they would, anytime you go see them you'd be afraid like they're trying to steal something.

1692
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,000
Yeah.

1693
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,000
Because they're that into drugs.

1694
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,000
Yeah.

1695
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:32,000
Or you're afraid like someone might come after them because they owe money for drugs or something like that.

1696
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,000
Drugs would be the number one thing for me.

1697
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:41,000
That has been the number one thing for me because I've cut off many people, even family members, because of drug use.

1698
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:45,000
You know they may say you know oh you're my friend and I love you and I'll never let you down.

1699
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,000
No they love drugs more.

1700
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,000
Drugs their master.

1701
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:56,000
Whatever it is, the crack or the meth or whatever, heroin, that's their master and that's who they're going to bow to.

1702
01:16:56,000 --> 01:17:00,000
If they're a drug addict they will take drugs over you every time.

1703
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,000
Yeah.

1704
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,000
It's Savage Room.

1705
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,000
It is.

1706
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:08,000
Alright I got one.

1707
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:15,000
Should a person ever take revenge out on another person?

1708
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,000
I'm going to say no.

1709
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,000
I've done that.

1710
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,000
I have too.

1711
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:23,000
It's never what you think it's going to be.

1712
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:31,000
The universe or gods or whatever you choose does revenge, will always do a more magnificent job than you ever could have.

1713
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,000
That's true.

1714
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,000
That's true.

1715
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,000
Yeah.

1716
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,000
Yeah.

1717
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:40,000
It doesn't feel good or satisfying or like you got one.

1718
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:44,000
For me it's just I feel like oh well now I'm like them now.

1719
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:49,000
They did that crappy thing to me and then I did the crappy thing to them and now we're the same.

1720
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,000
You want to know revenge is this.

1721
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:59,000
My ex-wife's Facebook profile is revenge.

1722
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:03,000
Father Time carries a fucking broom handle.

1723
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,000
Yeah.

1724
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:11,000
And it described to me what type of person I was not and what type of person she was.

1725
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,000
All in a couple of pictures.

1726
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:14,000
So.

1727
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,000
Hi Al.

1728
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,000
Yep.

1729
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,000
Yeah.

1730
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:20,000
I was just going to say the.

1731
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:25,000
Well I guess I don't need to belabor.

1732
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,000
We've pretty much covered it.

1733
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,000
Okay.

1734
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,000
I do that.

1735
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,000
I'll make my point and then I'll make it three more times.

1736
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,000
Yeah.

1737
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:34,000
Well I mean it's doing good.

1738
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:38,000
People are listening.

1739
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,000
I'm like you.

1740
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:43,000
I'd rather expand on a point and be a little overdrawn and not tell enough.

1741
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,000
True.

1742
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,000
True.

1743
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,000
I'd rather make sure that my point is knowing.

1744
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:48,000
Yeah.

1745
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:51,000
You never know when we're going to get a chance to explore it.

1746
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,000
Exactly.

1747
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:53,000
That ended up being so.

1748
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,000
Yeah.

1749
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:57,000
Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of death?

1750
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,000
Oh wow.

1751
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:05,000
Sometimes you could probably pretty much predict the date of death through the cause of death.

1752
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,000
Yeah really.

1753
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,000
Wow.

1754
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:10,000
That opens up a lot of other questions.

1755
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:14,000
If the cause of death was a plane crash it's like oh I'll just never get on a plane again.

1756
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,000
Well one could land on me.

1757
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,000
Yeah.

1758
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,000
That's a great way.

1759
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,000
Yeah.

1760
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:20,000
Oh.

1761
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:23,000
What if it's something that you do every day?

1762
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,000
Oh cause of death.

1763
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,000
Automobile accident.

1764
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,000
Yeah.

1765
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,000
I was like.

1766
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,000
I can't stay out of cars.

1767
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:31,000
You're going to be so careful it's going to cause you to be in a wreck.

1768
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,000
Yeah.

1769
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:36,000
But you know knowing the date is just bad cause you're like you know well I can do anything

1770
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,000
I want between then and then cause I can't die.

1771
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,000
I know.

1772
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,000
But on that day I have to die.

1773
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,000
I know.

1774
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:44,000
Either oh man I don't know if I could not.

1775
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:46,000
Well I'm going to choose one but.

1776
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:48,000
No me too for the sake of this I'll choose one.

1777
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:49,000
Yeah.

1778
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,000
But I'm really under protest.

1779
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,000
I don't like it.

1780
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,000
Yeah.

1781
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,000
I don't either.

1782
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,000
I'll choose manner of death.

1783
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,000
Me too.

1784
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,000
But not date of death.

1785
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,000
Me too.

1786
01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:01,000
I don't like it because then it alters everything I ever do from here on out.

1787
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,000
Yeah.

1788
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:05,000
It's like man only half so many days left to count them up.

1789
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,000
Yeah.

1790
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:12,000
And that's such an essential part of me that on one hand I think you know I've got years

1791
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:18,000
and years and I've got time but on the other hand I know I could die in the next five minutes.

1792
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,000
Yeah.

1793
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,000
So putting stuff off.

1794
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:24,000
Yeah someone could get really sick of our podcast and come in and light us on fire.

1795
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,000
Yeah.

1796
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,000
That's always a possibility.

1797
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,000
It is.

1798
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,000
Yes.

1799
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:33,000
So yeah I like having that balance of you know could be 20 years from now could be tomorrow.

1800
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,000
Everybody's kid would get ripped off too wouldn't they.

1801
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,000
Oh yeah.

1802
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,000
Oh yeah you wouldn't even be worried about it.

1803
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:40,000
It's like oh we got three years.

1804
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:44,000
I'm going to go to I don't know I'm going to go to Ireland like I wanted to and I'm

1805
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:48,000
going to go to Bora Bora and I'm going to buy that you know.

1806
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:53,000
I saw the thing on Facebook where a woman had taken her parents to court and was trying

1807
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,000
to sue them because they were spending her inheritance.

1808
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,000
Oh yeah I saw that.

1809
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,000
She was so.

1810
01:20:57,000 --> 01:21:01,000
There's this my money and they're spending it all on trips and travel and that's supposed

1811
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:05,000
to be my money.

1812
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,000
I remember that who won.

1813
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:09,000
The parents of course.

1814
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:12,000
If I were those parents I would spend every penny.

1815
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,000
I would do.

1816
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:16,000
And make sure that that chick got zero.

1817
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,000
I'd be worse.

1818
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:20,000
I'd lie to her.

1819
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,000
I'd be like we have your own account.

1820
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:23,000
Big inheritance coming.

1821
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,000
Big inheritance.

1822
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,000
And then what happens.

1823
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,000
Nothing.

1824
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:30,000
I invested in Microsoft in your name.

1825
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:37,000
Years ago in the 70s 1972 I heard about this Microsoft.

1826
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:38,000
When it comes around.

1827
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:40,000
She's at the lawyers office.

1828
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:43,000
She says here you get one dollar.

1829
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:45,000
And that's for your mental health evaluation.

1830
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:48,000
And then the little tiny fists start waving.

1831
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,000
They lied to me.

1832
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,000
I'm going to sue them.

1833
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,000
They're dead.

1834
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,000
I'm still going to sue them.

1835
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:54,000
Who can I sue?

1836
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:57,000
Somebody has to pay because I've been inconvenienced.

1837
01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:01,000
That sounds like a South Park episode.

1838
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:04,000
Somebody has to pay because I've been inconvenienced.

1839
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:08,000
Okay next one.

1840
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:12,000
What's the most disturbing thought that you ever run through your mind during sex?

1841
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:13,000
Oh.

1842
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,000
That one is.

1843
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,000
Disturbing.

1844
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:21,000
I probably shouldn't say them all.

1845
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:24,000
I think I started thinking about my mom once.

1846
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:26,000
But not in a sexual way.

1847
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,000
Just something she had done or said.

1848
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:30,000
It was like oh no no no no.

1849
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,000
Sometimes if you're not in the mood.

1850
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,000
You know.

1851
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,000
Your mind starts to wander.

1852
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,000
You really didn't care for the person you're with.

1853
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,000
But you needed to do something.

1854
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,000
You get some weird thoughts.

1855
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,000
Or if you're trying to slow things down.

1856
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,000
And you're thinking about baseball.

1857
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,000
I've done that before and you just ruin it.

1858
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,000
Yeah.

1859
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:50,000
Yeah.

1860
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:52,000
What are the perils of being a man?

1861
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:56,000
I'm going to say think about strangling this chick because I could not stand her fucking voice.

1862
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,000
Ah.

1863
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:59,000
Yeah.

1864
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,000
And it was a necessity thing.

1865
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:04,000
And hey how I figured out that I could probably do it through some friends.

1866
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:06,000
Because of some things that she said.

1867
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,000
But I could not stand her.

1868
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,000
I actively ignored her before because of her voice.

1869
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,000
But she wasn't bad looking.

1870
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:14,000
And I really thought when she's like saying different things.

1871
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:17,000
I wanted to strangle her.

1872
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:19,000
And I was very embarrassed ever since then.

1873
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,000
Man I'm a horrible person.

1874
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:25,000
I could bang her and want to strangle her all at the same.

1875
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,000
I'm a psychopath.

1876
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:28,000
Well some things just really rub you the wrong way.

1877
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:31,000
Yeah well if you heard her voice you know what I mean.

1878
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:32,000
Yeah.

1879
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,000
There was a.

1880
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,000
And then just the way she said and the things she said also.

1881
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:37,000
But anyway.

1882
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:41,000
When I was going to Penn Valley there was an administrator secretary.

1883
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:43,000
And she was a full grown woman.

1884
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:46,000
But she had a little baby girl voice.

1885
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,000
Yeah what was your name?

1886
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,000
I don't remember.

1887
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:51,000
But it wasn't something she did on purpose.

1888
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:53,000
That was just her voice.

1889
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:57,000
And I remember you know.

1890
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,000
I was working in the media department at the time.

1891
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,000
And I was bringing up I don't know a film projector or something.

1892
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:04,000
And I heard her yelling at somebody.

1893
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:07,000
In that little baby girl voice.

1894
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,000
About you know you will respect me.

1895
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,000
You will take me seriously.

1896
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:16,000
And you know you can't treat me that way just because of the way I sound.

1897
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:19,000
And she was pissed.

1898
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:23,000
We just got a triple take.

1899
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:24,000
That's awesome.

1900
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:25,000
Yeah it is.

1901
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:26,000
Oh that's funny.

1902
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:31,000
That's like a really tiny person saying you're going to kick your ass or something.

1903
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,000
You better watch out.

1904
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,000
I'm going to whip the shit out of you.

1905
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,000
You're like.

1906
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:37,000
You know I can see someone just not even taking her seriously.

1907
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:40,000
Because she sounded like a little three year old girl.

1908
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:42,000
But I can tell she was dead serious.

1909
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:46,000
This person I was talking about it wasn't that squeaky little girl voice.

1910
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:50,000
The things she said didn't make sense ever.

1911
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:55,000
You know like let's say that someone just got hit by a train.

1912
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:59,000
We're like yeah two cocktails sound really good.

1913
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,000
What?

1914
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,000
Yeah.

1915
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:02,000
Oh well.

1916
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,000
Wow she's really tuned out isn't she.

1917
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:06,000
I mean yeah.

1918
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:07,000
Wow that's funny.

1919
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:10,000
She was attractive but never ever had a boyfriend.

1920
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:14,000
That's because her voice and her personality was so weird.

1921
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:17,000
Her voice matched her personality very odd.

1922
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:21,000
Now you notice what I'm doing with some of the biscuit crumbs.

1923
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:23,000
I'm throwing them on the ground.

1924
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,000
Getting birdies.

1925
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:26,000
Yeah getting little birdies everywhere.

1926
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:31,000
Yeah.

1927
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,000
They're going to come.

1928
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:37,000
They're going to dive bomb pit people.

1929
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,000
And it will be funny.

1930
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,000
Okay.

1931
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,000
Let's see.

1932
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:52,000
If someone you love committed a gruesome murder would you help them cover it up or turn them in or ignore the situation?

1933
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:56,000
Wow.

1934
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:57,000
Depends on how much I love them.

1935
01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,000
Yeah.

1936
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:04,000
I would either go for ignoring or trying to talk them into turning themselves in.

1937
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:06,000
That is the way I would go too.

1938
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:09,000
Never cover it up.

1939
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:11,000
Because it's the cover up that always kills you.

1940
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,000
And I wouldn't automatically run to authorities.

1941
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,000
Yeah it's always a cover up.

1942
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:15,000
Ask politics.

1943
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:18,000
Do what you want but don't try to cover it up.

1944
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,000
Yeah.

1945
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:25,000
Because then you take the heat for the crime and the cover up which makes you sound like a weaseling little prick who wanted to get away with it.

1946
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:29,000
Which you probably are.

1947
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:37,000
If you were in a plane wreck and it crashed on an island would you resort to cannibalism or die from starvation?

1948
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,000
Oh I'd cannibalize them.

1949
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:42,000
Let's face it.

1950
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:47,000
Your whole being of trying to live you would.

1951
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:50,000
You think you would but you would.

1952
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:56,000
And our ancestors have resorted to cannibalism in the past in times of trouble.

1953
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,000
They had to.

1954
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:58,000
Yeah.

1955
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,000
It's all over the animal kingdom.

1956
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:01,000
Yeah.

1957
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,000
Mama hamster gives birth to too many.

1958
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:05,000
She doesn't have enough nipples for them all.

1959
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:06,000
She eats the extra.

1960
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,000
Yeah.

1961
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,000
Because they're not going to live anyhow.

1962
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:12,000
No they're not.

1963
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,000
Yeah.

1964
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:17,000
I think nature is a little softer on cannibalism than human society is.

1965
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:18,000
I think you're right.

1966
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:19,000
Yeah.

1967
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,000
Alright.

1968
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:24,000
That is the end of horrible odd weird questions.

1969
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:25,000
Well I have a question for you.

1970
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:26,000
Yes.

1971
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,000
I was thinking about award ceremonies.

1972
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:29,000
Okay.

1973
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:32,000
And I started thinking about this because I'm seeing endless commercials for.

1974
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:34,000
I'm glad you got to this because I like that.

1975
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,000
Yeah.

1976
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,000
Go ahead.

1977
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:40,000
Drew Barrymore is going to host the MTV Music, no it's the Movie and TV Awards.

1978
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:41,000
Okay.

1979
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:45,000
Which is you know the most irrelevant thing in the world and Drew Barrymore is about the

1980
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:47,000
most irrelevant person in the world.

1981
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,000
Yes.

1982
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:49,000
Very much so.

1983
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:51,000
And I started thinking about all the categories.

1984
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:56,000
You know you have best soundtrack, you know best producer, best director and stuff but

1985
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:59,000
what about all the gender categories?

1986
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:00,000
Oh.

1987
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:02,000
Best male lead.

1988
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:03,000
Yeah.

1989
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:05,000
Best female supporting actress.

1990
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:08,000
No number one they're going to have to make a statement right?

1991
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,000
I would say.

1992
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:11,000
So they're going to have to do some switcheroo's.

1993
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,000
Okay.

1994
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:15,000
Go ahead.

1995
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:16,000
Are you done with her?

1996
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:23,000
No I'm going to say why does such a liberal place like Hollywood have gender specific

1997
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:28,000
categories that don't even include all the gender that they promote?

1998
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,000
Okay.

1999
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:34,000
Hollywood will promote you know multiple different genders besides male and female yet they won't

2000
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:39,000
make a category for them in their award show.

2001
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:42,000
A hypocrisy of the Hollywood liberal.

2002
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:46,000
You see I could see them making a point in grandstanding.

2003
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:54,000
They could take like a female that used to be a male and put them in a female role and

2004
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:57,000
maybe grandstand like that.

2005
01:28:57,000 --> 01:29:00,000
But there is an actor who is.

2006
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:07,000
But then again if the female is male or vice versa then they're calling them what they

2007
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:10,000
wanted to be called so I don't.

2008
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,000
Yeah.

2009
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:18,000
There's an actor or singer or somebody some entertainer who doesn't identify as male or

2010
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:27,000
female and was getting nominated for an award and was put in the category of male or female

2011
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,000
or whatever.

2012
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:35,000
And this person said no I'm not that gender don't put me in that category.

2013
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:40,000
And the awards show said well then we don't have a category for you goodbye.

2014
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:48,000
They were unwilling to make a separate category even though they put out shows and things

2015
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:52,000
promoting all these other genders and gender acceptance but when it comes to their own

2016
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:54,000
award show no they won't budge.

2017
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:59,000
They won't make a category for non-binary.

2018
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,000
How hypocritical is that?

2019
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,000
That is hypocritical.

2020
01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:03,000
Yeah.

2021
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:06,000
Matter of fact I think people ought to write them or whatever you do nowadays email them

2022
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:07,000
or whatever.

2023
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:11,000
And say you know what why can't you do one of those categories.

2024
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:13,000
Wouldn't hurt them any.

2025
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,000
Yeah.

2026
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:19,000
Why don't we have that in like you know men's tennis women's tennis and non-binary tennis.

2027
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:22,000
I mean you talk about evening the playing field.

2028
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:23,000
Yeah.

2029
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:29,000
You know they don't want trans athletes in women's college okay then create a trans category.

2030
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:33,000
Yeah that's what I've always been for and then that way nobody can say anything.

2031
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,000
They're all trans that are playing it.

2032
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:40,000
They've already got separate men athletics separate women's athletics.

2033
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,000
Yeah.

2034
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:45,000
And they don't want to mix the two because they know despite their assurances that women

2035
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:49,000
can do anything a man can do that the women can't beat the men in a physical contest.

2036
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:50,000
Exactly.

2037
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:54,000
So here you go and then this would also support the Constitution.

2038
01:30:54,000 --> 01:31:01,000
It'd be like listen we have a different demographic nowadays and this is a trans and anyone that

2039
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:06,000
is trans can be in it but you've got to know that if you're female or you used to be female

2040
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:10,000
in your transition you may not be able to do as well as a male.

2041
01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:15,000
So but you still want to be in it you're more than welcome to and it is your right to be

2042
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:16,000
in it.

2043
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:21,000
So that's what I say and I think that makes too much sense no one will do it.

2044
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:29,000
Yeah but it's surprising that the outwardly liberal and accepting communities and groups

2045
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:33,000
like music benefit how come they won't.

2046
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:37,000
Because of the advertising they want to be a they want to specific demographic.

2047
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:42,000
It's men's athletics so men are watching it we can advertise to these men.

2048
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:43,000
You're right.

2049
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:48,000
Women's athletics you have these women watching and these men who just looking at the female

2050
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:50,000
bodies watching it we can advertise to them.

2051
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:51,000
Absolutely 100 percent correct.

2052
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:54,000
If we mix everything their advertising isn't as effective.

2053
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:56,000
That's right.

2054
01:31:56,000 --> 01:32:02,000
Yeah just just look to see who's making money on the situation staying the way it is and

2055
01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:04,000
that's who's not letting it change.

2056
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,000
And that's how come it's always going to be like that.

2057
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:07,000
Yeah.

2058
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:12,000
But isn't it surprising the Oscars Hollywood supposed to be so liberal and accepting.

2059
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:13,000
Yeah.

2060
01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:14,000
They stick to male and female categories.

2061
01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:17,000
Well as a matter of fact they're so liberal and accepting they always give us lectures

2062
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,000
on it.

2063
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:19,000
So.

2064
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:25,000
The Tony Awards for plays the big gay hotbed of Broadway theater they still have male and

2065
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:26,000
female categories.

2066
01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:27,000
You're right.

2067
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,000
That's it.

2068
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,000
Why aren't they accepting.

2069
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:34,000
Why aren't they leading the way in creating a trans credit category for award shows.

2070
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:36,000
You know what I think we're leading the way.

2071
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,000
Yeah.

2072
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:40,000
Best male actor best female actor best trans actor best non-bi.

2073
01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:45,000
Why don't we just have best actor and give one award and everybody's in the running.

2074
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,000
But again.

2075
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,000
It doesn't matter.

2076
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,000
Like you said.

2077
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,000
Uh huh.

2078
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:52,000
There's no way to focus in on that.

2079
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:53,000
Yeah.

2080
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:58,000
Because right now they can tell you proxially how many men how many women are going to watch.

2081
01:32:58,000 --> 01:32:59,000
Yeah.

2082
01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:02,000
They can't really tell you how many trans are transitioning or.

2083
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:03,000
Yeah.

2084
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:06,000
Non-binary or or what is it.

2085
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:08,000
Omni or whatever.

2086
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,000
Pansexual.

2087
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,000
Pan.

2088
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:12,000
Non-determined gender fluid.

2089
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,000
Yeah.

2090
01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:15,000
I mean do they create a category for all these people.

2091
01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:16,000
Well there's no category for that.

2092
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:17,000
No.

2093
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:20,000
So I guess you kind of got on paper whatever that person felt like at the time.

2094
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:21,000
Yep.

2095
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:22,000
So there you go.

2096
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:26,000
There's no way of doing that so they don't want to address it.

2097
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,000
Yep.

2098
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:31,500
And you know why have one category for best actor when you can have two and stretch out

2099
01:33:31,500 --> 01:33:33,000
your award ceremony even longer.

2100
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:34,000
Exactly.

2101
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:35,000
And so.

2102
01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,000
You hit another just at it right there.

2103
01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:42,000
And seriously award ceremonies are the most stupid thing anyway.

2104
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:43,000
They are.

2105
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:46,000
You're not watching anything being decided or determined.

2106
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:50,000
Everything's already been decided and written down on those little cards before you even

2107
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,000
turn it on.

2108
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:53,000
Watch and preach you crap all over.

2109
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:58,000
The whole award ceremony is just delaying the reveal.

2110
01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:59,000
That's all it is.

2111
01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:00,000
That's all it is.

2112
01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:04,000
When you're watching a football game you're watching it being decided right then.

2113
01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:05,000
Yeah you are.

2114
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:11,000
When you're watching like a live play you know it's happening right then and anything

2115
01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:12,000
could happen.

2116
01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:17,000
An award ceremony it's all predetermined, predecided and they're just dribbling the

2117
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:20,000
information out to you in little bits so you'll watch their commercials.

2118
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:21,000
Yes.

2119
01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:23,000
Who the hell wants to watch an award show?

2120
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,000
That is just bullshit.

2121
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:30,000
I'll tell you who wants to watch an award show is virtually nobody if you look at the

2122
01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:31,000
ratings.

2123
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:35,000
They have went downhill and went downhill for years to where like now they don't even

2124
01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:37,000
really report on them like they used to.

2125
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:44,000
I think the main purpose for an award show now is afterwards you can talk about it and

2126
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:45,000
say look.

2127
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:46,000
That's it.

2128
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:53,000
They want to give these awards to this activist here and this dissident here and this brave

2129
01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:54,000
person.

2130
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:57,000
They want to be able to tell you what awards they gave and who they recognized.

2131
01:34:57,000 --> 01:35:02,000
They know that most morning shows the next morning are going to hit on that because it's

2132
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:07,000
a topic that they can get people to A. listen for a while and B. call in.

2133
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:11,000
Yeah they don't really care if you watch the award show all that much but they know you're

2134
01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:13,000
going to look up the results and talk about them.

2135
01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:16,000
And every one of those quick sheets and everything that morning shows uses.

2136
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:18,000
You know what you should talk about that morning.

2137
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:20,000
What's the hotbed ones all that.

2138
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,000
That's on all of those.

2139
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:28,000
And in any award show that isn't run by a complete idiot we'll always throw in at least

2140
01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:34,000
one possibly two really controversial picks on purpose just because they're controversial

2141
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:36,000
just to get you to talk about it.

2142
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:37,000
And then they get everyone to talk about it.

2143
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:44,000
Let me put it like this you'll have the Bill O'Reilly's and you'll have the what's a big

2144
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:46,000
liberal talk show.

2145
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:47,000
Keith Oberman.

2146
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:48,000
Yeah.

2147
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,000
Oberman.

2148
01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:50,000
Yeah.

2149
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:51,000
You'll have both of them talking about it.

2150
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:52,000
Yep.

2151
01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:53,000
Yeah.

2152
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:58,000
So anyhow before we get off to another subject I got one I want to do the Aaron Rodgers trade

2153
01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,000
breakdown.

2154
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:00,000
Oh yeah.

2155
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:01,000
He's a jet now.

2156
01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:02,000
Yeah he's a jet.

2157
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:03,000
He is finally a jet.

2158
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:07,000
And I'm going to use this now everything else is not time sensitive that I have here but

2159
01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:11,000
this is time sensitive because in two weeks it's not going to matter a week from now it's

2160
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:12,000
not really going to matter.

2161
01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:13,000
Yeah.

2162
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:18,000
So everyone knows by now Aaron Rodgers is a jet just like Brett Favre became a jet before

2163
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:19,000
his career ended.

2164
01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:20,000
Yeah.

2165
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:21,000
Which means.

2166
01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:22,000
And they're about the same age.

2167
01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:24,000
Which means Aaron Rodgers will go to the Vikings next.

2168
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:25,000
Yes.

2169
01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:26,000
So that's what Favre did.

2170
01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:30,000
And he'll lose and he'll lose in the championship game.

2171
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:31,000
Oh no.

2172
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:32,000
No no no.

2173
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:33,000
He's going to be cousins.

2174
01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:34,000
He'll win.

2175
01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:35,000
Oh yeah.

2176
01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:36,000
Okay.

2177
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:43,620
So for the second time at 15 years the Green Bay Packers are trading an Asian icon to the

2178
01:36:43,620 --> 01:36:44,620
New York Jets.

2179
01:36:44,620 --> 01:36:45,620
J-E-T-S-Jets.

2180
01:36:45,620 --> 01:36:46,620
Jets.

2181
01:36:46,620 --> 01:36:50,720
That still kills me.

2182
01:36:50,720 --> 01:36:51,720
People still do that too.

2183
01:36:51,720 --> 01:36:52,720
J-E-T-S-Jets.

2184
01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:53,720
Jets.

2185
01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:54,720
It's so simple.

2186
01:36:54,720 --> 01:36:55,720
It's so childish.

2187
01:36:55,720 --> 01:37:01,320
And it's simple because well you can draw your own conclusions on why it's simple.

2188
01:37:01,320 --> 01:37:03,760
Not everybody in New York is brilliant.

2189
01:37:03,760 --> 01:37:04,760
Yes.

2190
01:37:04,760 --> 01:37:10,960
The Packers agreed Monday to do a quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

2191
01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:11,960
Not Rippert.

2192
01:37:11,960 --> 01:37:21,480
And their 20-23 first round pick number 15 to the 20-23 for a 20-23 fifth round pick

2193
01:37:21,480 --> 01:37:27,740
number 170 to the Jets for the New York's first round pick number 13.

2194
01:37:27,740 --> 01:37:29,320
So they went down two spots.

2195
01:37:29,320 --> 01:37:30,320
Okay.

2196
01:37:30,320 --> 01:37:33,480
So 15 to 13.

2197
01:37:33,480 --> 01:37:41,440
And then a fourth round pick and possibly, possibly a third round pick next year.

2198
01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:42,440
Yeah.

2199
01:37:42,440 --> 01:37:47,160
Well people are criticizing the trade saying that the Jets just completely ripped them

2200
01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:48,160
off.

2201
01:37:48,160 --> 01:37:49,160
No.

2202
01:37:49,160 --> 01:37:50,160
No.

2203
01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:52,080
I was going to say the Jets gave too much.

2204
01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:53,080
Yes.

2205
01:37:53,080 --> 01:38:00,480
You have a very controversial figure here that is known for being selfish.

2206
01:38:00,480 --> 01:38:01,480
Yeah.

2207
01:38:01,480 --> 01:38:05,400
Down in the dumps.

2208
01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:06,400
Not very friendly.

2209
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:08,080
Hard to work with.

2210
01:38:08,080 --> 01:38:09,400
Puts himself first.

2211
01:38:09,400 --> 01:38:10,400
Puts himself first.

2212
01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:15,240
He's all the things you don't want in a quarterback and you had no interest.

2213
01:38:15,240 --> 01:38:17,240
No interest.

2214
01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:21,880
And all of this article that I got here because as you're well aware of, but people are in

2215
01:38:21,880 --> 01:38:27,720
areas, my notepad on my computer decided to quit printing where all the articles too.

2216
01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:31,280
So I have to download all this crap that I don't need instead of just writing up an article

2217
01:38:31,280 --> 01:38:32,280
myself.

2218
01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:33,280
Yeah.

2219
01:38:33,280 --> 01:38:35,480
So instead of going through all that, I'm just getting to the gist of what I wanted

2220
01:38:35,480 --> 01:38:36,840
to say here.

2221
01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:38,440
So I'm kind of ad-libbing.

2222
01:38:38,440 --> 01:38:40,560
So all right.

2223
01:38:40,560 --> 01:38:42,080
They moved down two spots.

2224
01:38:42,080 --> 01:38:43,080
No big deal.

2225
01:38:43,080 --> 01:38:46,160
They could have moved down two spots by giving away a sixth round or something.

2226
01:38:46,160 --> 01:38:47,160
Yeah.

2227
01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:48,160
Okay.

2228
01:38:48,160 --> 01:38:50,560
But the deal is, is they unloaded the salary that was killing them.

2229
01:38:50,560 --> 01:38:52,400
They couldn't even sign a lot of their people.

2230
01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:54,600
That's how come I knew we had to be traded.

2231
01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:55,600
Yeah.

2232
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:58,800
Because they could not afford all of their draft picks because of how much they're paying

2233
01:38:58,800 --> 01:39:00,400
Aaron Rodgers.

2234
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:01,400
That's true.

2235
01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:06,840
You've got to sign those draft picks and they have predetermined salaries by the contract,

2236
01:39:06,840 --> 01:39:11,360
you know, depending on their position they play and where they were taken, they get a

2237
01:39:11,360 --> 01:39:12,360
certain amount.

2238
01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:13,360
You've got to pay that.

2239
01:39:13,360 --> 01:39:14,360
Yes.

2240
01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:15,360
And let me put it a little bit differently.

2241
01:39:15,360 --> 01:39:16,360
Okay.

2242
01:39:16,360 --> 01:39:19,360
They had enough money to pay them, but they would have no money for anything else.

2243
01:39:19,360 --> 01:39:20,360
No.

2244
01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:23,200
They're anybody viable, anybody that you might need.

2245
01:39:23,200 --> 01:39:27,980
With Jordan Love on his rookie contract and all of the draft picks, including the new

2246
01:39:27,980 --> 01:39:33,160
revamped one and the extra draft pick, you should be able to build a decent team around

2247
01:39:33,160 --> 01:39:35,640
Jordan Love if he in fact is the guy.

2248
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:36,640
Yeah.

2249
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:40,600
And if he's not the guy, then you trade up next year or the year after and you find the

2250
01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:45,400
guy, but they're not winning a championship with Rodgers or without one next year and

2251
01:39:45,400 --> 01:39:46,400
they know this.

2252
01:39:46,400 --> 01:39:47,400
Yeah.

2253
01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:48,800
So I commend what they did.

2254
01:39:48,800 --> 01:39:54,080
What they did is they took the punch right now instead of taking it a little bit later

2255
01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:59,400
and, I mean, not getting an extra couple of draft picks and all this money taken off of

2256
01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:00,480
their salary.

2257
01:40:00,480 --> 01:40:01,480
Yeah.

2258
01:40:01,480 --> 01:40:05,960
This is what it's really about is they're paying him so much money, now it's free.

2259
01:40:05,960 --> 01:40:11,200
Now they can build a good team around Love and they're hoping that they can teach Jordan

2260
01:40:11,200 --> 01:40:16,000
Love enough to at least be very serviceable, if not an upper end.

2261
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:21,720
Everybody you could get another Aaron Rodgers or close to, but if not.

2262
01:40:21,720 --> 01:40:23,720
You bring up a good point.

2263
01:40:23,720 --> 01:40:28,760
We may not think that far ahead, but these NFL teams are and they're not only looking

2264
01:40:28,760 --> 01:40:32,120
at this draft and who they're taking, they're looking at next year's draft.

2265
01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:33,120
Yes.

2266
01:40:33,120 --> 01:40:37,640
And they're thinking, okay, if we finish here, we're going to be positioned here in the draft

2267
01:40:37,640 --> 01:40:44,120
and these are the players coming out and this is who we're going after and there's a quarterback

2268
01:40:44,120 --> 01:40:48,880
coming out next year that is, most people are saying is going to be the number one overall

2269
01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:49,880
pick.

2270
01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:50,880
Yes.

2271
01:40:50,880 --> 01:40:54,360
And they were talking about that before this draft even started.

2272
01:40:54,360 --> 01:40:57,520
They like this guy better than Bryce Young that was picked number one this year.

2273
01:40:57,520 --> 01:40:58,520
Yeah.

2274
01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:01,200
Which is why they were talking about teams were going to trade out of the number one

2275
01:41:01,200 --> 01:41:05,080
pick this year because they want it next year.

2276
01:41:05,080 --> 01:41:09,760
Virtually every team except Kansas City is going to be going for this guy.

2277
01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:10,760
Pretty much, yeah.

2278
01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:11,760
Yeah.

2279
01:41:11,760 --> 01:41:16,680
I think you're going to see teams tanking big time this coming season to try to win

2280
01:41:16,680 --> 01:41:18,160
that draft lottery.

2281
01:41:18,160 --> 01:41:19,160
Yeah.

2282
01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:21,560
Philadelphia and Kansas City are not going to be on that.

2283
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:22,560
No.

2284
01:41:22,560 --> 01:41:26,040
But virtually every other team could very well be looking at that because there's not

2285
01:41:26,040 --> 01:41:30,360
really anyone settled in their position that could be that guy.

2286
01:41:30,360 --> 01:41:32,840
Deshaun Watson is a mystery up there in Cleveland.

2287
01:41:32,840 --> 01:41:36,760
He didn't look so good in his four.

2288
01:41:36,760 --> 01:41:37,760
That's my doorbell at home.

2289
01:41:37,760 --> 01:41:38,760
Oh, okay.

2290
01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:39,760
I was getting ready to say it sounded like the drafting.

2291
01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:41,400
You know what?

2292
01:41:41,400 --> 01:41:43,120
That's cool because that could go, yeah.

2293
01:41:43,120 --> 01:41:44,120
Okay.

2294
01:41:44,120 --> 01:41:45,120
That's my doorbell.

2295
01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:46,120
Okay.

2296
01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:50,520
Somebody is ringing my door.

2297
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:53,920
So they're looking at next year and saying we're going to have to position ourselves

2298
01:41:53,920 --> 01:41:56,080
to where we can do this next year.

2299
01:41:56,080 --> 01:41:57,080
Yes.

2300
01:41:57,080 --> 01:42:03,800
So let's not blow everything out this year signing free agents and overspending because

2301
01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:08,680
we're going to need money next year because of the people coming out in next year's draft.

2302
01:42:08,680 --> 01:42:09,680
Yes.

2303
01:42:09,680 --> 01:42:13,760
You can't just look at it this draft this season.

2304
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:14,760
They're looking ahead.

2305
01:42:14,760 --> 01:42:15,760
Yeah, they are.

2306
01:42:15,760 --> 01:42:16,760
They're looking at freshmen.

2307
01:42:16,760 --> 01:42:17,760
I mean, not freshmen.

2308
01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:21,760
They're looking at sophomores and juniors that are going to be seniors and juniors next

2309
01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:23,800
year that they're going to be drafting.

2310
01:42:23,800 --> 01:42:24,800
Yes.

2311
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:33,040
So it really shows that guys like Mel Kuyper Jr. have no freaking clue what they're doing

2312
01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:34,040
anymore.

2313
01:42:34,040 --> 01:42:35,040
He's an idiot.

2314
01:42:35,040 --> 01:42:36,400
He's wrong most of the time.

2315
01:42:36,400 --> 01:42:38,280
He was wrong back when it was easy.

2316
01:42:38,280 --> 01:42:39,280
Yeah.

2317
01:42:39,280 --> 01:42:42,880
He's wrong in all the wheeling and dealing and all the percentages and all that.

2318
01:42:42,880 --> 01:42:43,880
Yeah.

2319
01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:47,640
Yeah, there's this laptop we're using right here for this podcast has a better chance

2320
01:42:47,640 --> 01:42:51,640
of predicting who is going to get taken in the draft than Mel Kuyper does.

2321
01:42:51,640 --> 01:42:52,640
Yes.

2322
01:42:52,640 --> 01:42:55,200
And that's how come you don't hear so much about Mel Kuyper anymore.

2323
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:59,240
It used to be all of these sports shows would be like, and we got coming up Mel Kuyper.

2324
01:42:59,240 --> 01:43:01,680
You never want to be on the edge of their seat.

2325
01:43:01,680 --> 01:43:03,920
Now we're going and we got Mel Kuyper coming up.

2326
01:43:03,920 --> 01:43:08,480
People change the channel because that's how far it has changed.

2327
01:43:08,480 --> 01:43:12,120
And it used to be his mock draft was the mock draft you looked at.

2328
01:43:12,120 --> 01:43:13,120
Yeah.

2329
01:43:13,120 --> 01:43:15,000
Now you've got like five coming out every week.

2330
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:16,000
Yeah.

2331
01:43:16,000 --> 01:43:17,000
Now it's like, yeah.

2332
01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:20,840
The most irrelevant and useless things possible is a mock draft.

2333
01:43:20,840 --> 01:43:21,840
Yes.

2334
01:43:21,840 --> 01:43:26,880
But you know, it's just something else to bet on.

2335
01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:27,880
It is.

2336
01:43:27,880 --> 01:43:31,720
When they say so and so's mock draft is coming out tomorrow, people will run and place bets

2337
01:43:31,720 --> 01:43:33,200
on who's going to be where.

2338
01:43:33,200 --> 01:43:38,120
In modern society, that is really what it's all been about.

2339
01:43:38,120 --> 01:43:40,400
I mean the whole draft was nothing but bets.

2340
01:43:40,400 --> 01:43:41,960
They presented it like that.

2341
01:43:41,960 --> 01:43:42,960
Yeah.

2342
01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:48,000
You know, they were supposed to pick so and so, but they ended up with this guy.

2343
01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:49,000
They're explaining it.

2344
01:43:49,000 --> 01:43:50,000
They're laying it all out to you.

2345
01:43:50,000 --> 01:43:51,560
Who cares who they were supposed to get?

2346
01:43:51,560 --> 01:43:52,800
This is who they got.

2347
01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:56,040
How come they have to explain the whole details of how it came to that?

2348
01:43:56,040 --> 01:43:57,040
Yeah.

2349
01:43:57,040 --> 01:43:58,360
And then they have to have someone on there explaining it.

2350
01:43:58,360 --> 01:44:00,080
Because they're serving the gambler.

2351
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:01,080
Yeah.

2352
01:44:01,080 --> 01:44:06,240
They're like, well, they did some talks and discussions and you know, this, this, and

2353
01:44:06,240 --> 01:44:08,760
this, and this, and this guy's going to fit the team so well.

2354
01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:11,520
And he came from this background and all that.

2355
01:44:11,520 --> 01:44:17,040
So they kind of describe to you how the next time around, you can think for yourself about

2356
01:44:17,040 --> 01:44:18,520
how you're going to bet.

2357
01:44:18,520 --> 01:44:19,520
Yep.

2358
01:44:19,520 --> 01:44:22,240
And then you'd be wrong and you lose your money.

2359
01:44:22,240 --> 01:44:23,240
Yes.

2360
01:44:23,240 --> 01:44:26,640
But that's one thing I noticed with this one is they describe to you how you're going to

2361
01:44:26,640 --> 01:44:29,880
think the next time you bet.

2362
01:44:29,880 --> 01:44:31,080
On a draft that is.

2363
01:44:31,080 --> 01:44:39,560
There was a betting game like over 200 years ago in China, a very common and very popular

2364
01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:46,600
betting game is they would have a detailed drawing of the human figure with all the body

2365
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:50,160
parts and all the organs and everything.

2366
01:44:50,160 --> 01:44:58,360
And all during the day, you could come in and place your bet on which body part a certain

2367
01:44:58,360 --> 01:45:04,080
person was going to feel an ache or pain in the next day.

2368
01:45:04,080 --> 01:45:08,520
And you'd place your bet and get a pin with your color of your ribbon on it and you'd

2369
01:45:08,520 --> 01:45:12,360
place it in the body part that you think is going to be, you know, sore the next day.

2370
01:45:12,360 --> 01:45:17,360
And then the next day when the person wakes up, he walks in and announces which part of

2371
01:45:17,360 --> 01:45:18,840
his body hurts that morning.

2372
01:45:18,840 --> 01:45:22,800
And if you would, you know, if your pin was in that part of his body, if you'd made the

2373
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:23,800
correct bet, you win.

2374
01:45:23,800 --> 01:45:24,800
Oh, wow.

2375
01:45:24,800 --> 01:45:27,320
And then the whole thing starts over again.

2376
01:45:27,320 --> 01:45:28,320
How bizarre.

2377
01:45:28,320 --> 01:45:36,040
And you've got something so simple and meaningless and trivial as, oh, my left pinky toe hurts

2378
01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:37,280
this morning.

2379
01:45:37,280 --> 01:45:39,560
And that settles that pays the bets.

2380
01:45:39,560 --> 01:45:44,840
Well, supposedly Michael Jordan was a notorious, horrible gambling addict and I don't know

2381
01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:46,320
if still is or not or whatever.

2382
01:45:46,320 --> 01:45:50,240
I mean, the guy's got enough money to support it, but he, I mean, he still has so much money

2383
01:45:50,240 --> 01:45:52,320
coming in from all these different companies.

2384
01:45:52,320 --> 01:45:57,600
But supposedly at the height of his gambling issue, and like I said, supposedly, I have

2385
01:45:57,600 --> 01:45:58,600
no way of proving this.

2386
01:45:58,600 --> 01:46:01,280
He had a handbook that came with him all the time.

2387
01:46:01,280 --> 01:46:05,880
Whenever they walk off a plane, the guy right in front of them, what would call it left

2388
01:46:05,880 --> 01:46:09,800
or right in whichever way he turned, whoever said it won.

2389
01:46:09,800 --> 01:46:11,960
Supposedly that was a game they played all the time.

2390
01:46:11,960 --> 01:46:14,960
They played for $10,000 a pop sometimes.

2391
01:46:14,960 --> 01:46:15,960
Supposedly.

2392
01:46:15,960 --> 01:46:22,480
I've heard another one that touring bands would play is the license plate of the car

2393
01:46:22,480 --> 01:46:25,760
that passes them is going to be ended in odd or an even number.

2394
01:46:25,760 --> 01:46:27,160
Oh, that's a good one.

2395
01:46:27,160 --> 01:46:28,160
Yeah.

2396
01:46:28,160 --> 01:46:33,000
And they would just, they would gamble thousands of dollars all day over stupid stuff like

2397
01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:34,000
that.

2398
01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:37,520
Me and Davey used to bet like soda pops or something or beers on this.

2399
01:46:37,520 --> 01:46:41,920
The first guy that would start a fight at a party.

2400
01:46:41,920 --> 01:46:46,120
We would scan the room and I go, Hey, Davey, I think it's a guy over there on the left

2401
01:46:46,120 --> 01:46:49,880
is kind of sipping his drink and he keeps giving dirty looks over there.

2402
01:46:49,880 --> 01:46:51,440
Like maybe that's an ex girlfriend or something.

2403
01:46:51,440 --> 01:46:52,440
Oh yeah.

2404
01:46:52,440 --> 01:46:53,440
You go, no, no, no.

2405
01:46:53,440 --> 01:46:57,040
I think it's a guy over there with a mullet that's over there slamming beers.

2406
01:46:57,040 --> 01:47:00,640
And then at the end of the night, usually one of us would hit it right on the head.

2407
01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:01,640
Yeah.

2408
01:47:01,640 --> 01:47:02,640
And we'd tell the scenario too.

2409
01:47:02,640 --> 01:47:03,640
That's another thing too.

2410
01:47:03,640 --> 01:47:05,800
You have to give a little background of what was going to happen.

2411
01:47:05,800 --> 01:47:08,280
I go, this guy here is so sloppy drunk.

2412
01:47:08,280 --> 01:47:10,920
He's going to spill a beer on that jock over there.

2413
01:47:10,920 --> 01:47:13,920
That's all uptight and the jock's going to punch him in the face.

2414
01:47:13,920 --> 01:47:14,920
Yeah.

2415
01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:18,160
And you know, and then if we did that, we got like an extra soda or something.

2416
01:47:18,160 --> 01:47:20,760
If we could describe the scenario of how it happened.

2417
01:47:20,760 --> 01:47:22,920
Plus who started the fight.

2418
01:47:22,920 --> 01:47:24,240
Yeah.

2419
01:47:24,240 --> 01:47:25,240
And it was fun.

2420
01:47:25,240 --> 01:47:28,320
I mean, we were like gambling addicts or nothing, but it was just fun.

2421
01:47:28,320 --> 01:47:29,320
Yeah.

2422
01:47:29,320 --> 01:47:30,320
And be like, give me my soda you asshole.

2423
01:47:30,320 --> 01:47:31,320
Okay.

2424
01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:32,320
Here's your Dr. Pepper.

2425
01:47:32,320 --> 01:47:33,320
Get the fuck out of here.

2426
01:47:33,320 --> 01:47:34,320
And then you rub it in.

2427
01:47:34,320 --> 01:47:35,320
You know, so anyhow.

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2441
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2442
01:48:23,120 --> 01:48:33,120
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2443
01:48:33,120 --> 01:48:39,120
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2444
01:48:39,120 --> 01:48:42,120
Where are the douchebags?

2445
01:48:42,120 --> 01:48:46,120
Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner.

2446
01:48:46,120 --> 01:48:47,120
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2447
01:48:47,120 --> 01:48:48,120
Glad they're gone.

2448
01:48:48,120 --> 01:48:50,120
Let's just hope they don't come back.

2449
01:48:50,120 --> 01:48:51,120
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2450
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Man, that smells.