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Live from the city market, it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast.

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May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.

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Hello, this is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation. I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to Two Douchebags and Microphone by a nice warm fire at night. I sit there and reflect on all the souls I burned that day. Enjoy.

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This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags and Microphone.

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People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast. One, smell. Go to the city market and start sniffing. Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce, and old sock with dark fuzzy urine.

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Two, look for the spot absent of patrons. Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably.

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Four, just call us at 816-512-7717. If a 10 pound bag of shit could talk, this is what it would sound like.

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We are Two Douchebags and Microphone. You don't have to be a douchebag, you can just be like a regular person.

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We got the douchebag recovery coverage.

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Yeah, we do quite well being douchebags.

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How often do you make podcasts?

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We're down here about once a week.

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We divide them into about three podcasts. We're here for three or four hours and we divide them into three, usually about three of them.

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About a year.

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Yeah, right at about a year.

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The last time I checked we had like 3,300 downloads total. Kind of all over the world except South America.

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But supposedly we're going to have that covered here.

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Yeah, a woman stopped by on a previous podcast. She knows some people in South America. She's going to call them and get them to download.

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So we can at least break into that continent.

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You see the whole rest of the globe and it's like dots everywhere when we get downloaded into South America.

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Pardon me?

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How do you know each other?

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Oh, we've just known each other quite a while through mutual friends.

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Our wives knew each other.

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So we kind of hooked up that way.

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And then we both discovered we like to blab a lot. So we're like, hey, let's go podcast.

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So it worked out well.

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Do you have anything you want to start off with or not?

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I'm kind of on a blank slate now. So you can see we're downloaded all over the place.

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But not South America. But we're in Europe. There's a couple people in Africa. That might be my brother.

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Except my brother's in South Africa.

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So yeah, my brother hasn't downloaded yet. I'll have to give him a call.

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But Asia, that'll repopulate once he gets.

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But we're pretty big in Midwest.

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Yeah, Midwest is our main thing. But we have little hotbeds.

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There's a lot over in the LA area. A lot of people listening to us. A lot in Florida.

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And recently Chicago's been like really a hotbed.

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Denver?

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Denver is huge.

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We'll get you guys in Utah.

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Excellent.

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Oh yeah. That'd be great.

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What part of Utah?

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Provo.

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Provo. Salt Lake City area.

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Let's take a look at Utah.

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I think we have one there.

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Yeah. I can see a couple dots here. Ogden and Syracuse. No, it's Roy and Syracuse.

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Looks like getting close enough.

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Yeah, we definitely could use a bigger presence in Utah.

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Yes. Yeah, that'd be great.

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We'll do our best to spread the word.

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Appreciate that.

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Yeah, that'd be awesome. Thank you.

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Well, I'm going to start off with this new dating trend.

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Okay.

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And it's called rental truck dating.

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And it's like a cheap way for people, you know, younger people to actually have a date because of inflation.

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And it was done by a social media, what do you call them, influencer or whatever.

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Or, you know, has a lot of followers.

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So anyhow, let's go ahead and get the program started.

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Hop right in.

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Okay. All right. Two douchebags.

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And a microphone.

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I'm Mark.

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I'm Topher.

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And we have a special guest.

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Felicity.

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Oh, hello.

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And you are from Utah?

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Utah, yeah.

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Well, Wyoming, Utah.

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Wyoming, Utah. Okay.

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And you are?

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I'm Ashley Ortsky.

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Okay.

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Yes.

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Well, very nice to meet you both.

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We should get you a chair.

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Thank you for having us.

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We're happy to meet you.

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Let me grab another chair.

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Yeah, yeah, there's plenty of chairs over there.

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We're here on a work trip.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah, we're recruiters from Rocky Mountain University.

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Oh, excellent.

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Are you going to be here for the draft next week or not?

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Oh, that's too bad.

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Does anyone need the headphones to hear themselves or not?

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Well, I have something here that I found pretty interesting.

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There's a new trend in dating.

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So we try to do a lot of stuff for younger people, the trends and all that.

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Because we're so old.

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We try to stay relevant by doing this.

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So, okay, so there's this new trend in dating and it's like cheap dating because inflation

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and most people at that point are working fast food or something and really can't afford

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So anyhow, what it is, is rental truck dating.

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And that's where you rent a truck and you go out on a date.

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Like a rental truck?

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Wow, we should try that.

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Yeah, it sounds cool the way that they described it.

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So in celebration of their one year wedding anniversary in July, New York newlyweds Jessica

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Johnson 29 and the husband Dom Rand 34 decided to take a trip they'd never forget.

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Rather than book an overpriced flight during one of the most chaotic travel summers on

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Yeah, we can vouch for that.

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Yeah, that was pretty chaotic.

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Or waste money on expensive Ubers to take a chance on a restaurant battling it out with

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inflation and staff shortages.

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The couple rented a U-Haul pickup truck for $19.95 and went tailgating at the local drive-in.

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The social media savvy Johnson who works for a small coffee startup, okay, there we go,

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posted a video.

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So he didn't have any money, we know this.

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Posted a video of the couple's cheap night out racking up 1.4 million views on TikTok.

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So now he might have about 20 bucks.

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My husband and I are always looking for unique out of the box date ideas.

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Johnson from the western New York town of drunk Kirk, Dunk Kirk, not drunk Kirk.

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I added the R.

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I like drunk Kirk better.

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Okay, drunk Kirk.

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I'm imagining Captain Kirk drunk on the bridge of the enterprise right now.

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Well, he used to, I don't know if he still does, he's like 90 but he used to drink quite

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at a drive-in theater and would be a really fun way to spend our first wedding anniversary.

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And they showed it like what people are doing is they're going to a movie, going to different

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places and then going to the beach and having a picnic in this rental truck.

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They just go tailgate there and it's become a thing because that's what this social media

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guy started doing and he just put it all online and now you know 1.4 million later, probably

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2 or 3 million by now since it hit the press.

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Well it kind of makes sense because renting a moving truck is cheaper than renting a car.

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Yeah, 1995 when you rent a car, Jesus by the time.

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30, 40 bucks more to get a decent one.

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this because you're from out of town.

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You go and you rent a car and it's like 20 bucks a day, no big deal.

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By the time they get done with all the local taxes and everything, they're filling the

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car up, it's like a hundred and some dollars a day.

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So rent this 1995 U-Haul.

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I've actually seen that a lot on TikTok.

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People would be like, we went on vacation to so and so place and rental cars were too

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expensive so we just rented a U-Haul.

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I think it's pretty smart.

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I think that's a great idea.

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It really is.

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You can carry everything you need, see a lot of tons of room.

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Nobody behind you at the theater, the drive-in theater can see the screen but you have to

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park in the back row.

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Or you can just be a complete dick and park in the front row.

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Set up lawn chairs on top of the truck, box it.

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Just be like a concert where the tallest bastards are always in the front.

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It's like wait a minute, there's a tall section back there.

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I think concerts should be set up like that.

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I think so too.

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Yeah, as a short person I struggle in that space.

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I mean if I want to see a band on the Jumbotron, I'll stay at home and watch it or go to the

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movie and watch it.

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I don't want to go to a concert hall and put up with all the idiots and watch it on the

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Jumbotron.

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Yeah, it's a struggle.

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I'm going to go grab Topher's coffee but go ahead and just keep going.

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I've been noticing lately the term influencer seems to be kind of dropping out of use.

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It used to be the hot word, this is an influencer, influencer this, that.

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I'm guessing that a lot of people anymore don't like the idea that they're watching

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an influencer.

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That they don't like that, oh I'm being influenced, they're telling me what to do.

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It was good for a while but I think anymore people are more like, well no one told me

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to do this, no one influenced me to do it.

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So the influencer changing their name to content creators, entertainers, and even social media

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platforms themselves.

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Oh thank you.

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And like the news, they don't use the term influencer anymore.

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They say TikToker or YouTuber.

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Creator.

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Yeah, content creator.

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So the term influencer I think is becoming kind of a dirty word anymore.

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It is because people that are influencers, people think of people like Jackson Mahomes,

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like if you guys are familiar, he's a complete, in our opinion, a complete idiot that does

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stupid things, like he's done so many numerous stupid things that and he is called an influencer

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because he's someone's brother.

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He's our quarterback's brother.

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So he has no talent at all that anyone can really see.

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You know, unless it's Yodlin or something.

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You know, he just, you know.

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Taking the power back from them.

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And influencers have kind of gotten, I mean that's the name you give to somebody who shows

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up at a restaurant and demands free food in exchange for exposure and then throws a tantrum.

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I mean that's what people think of when they think influencers.

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So the word has become kind of bad news.

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The old term for that was food critic.

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We had very famous food critics in town that used to do that.

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They go in and go, I want some food for free and I'm going to review your restaurant.

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And a lot of them were like, nah, you know what, you're going to pay for it.

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Otherwise we don't care.

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We're going to go out for some papers around town and you know, and it's kind of like it

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was, what would you call it?

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A ransom fee really.

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Extortion.

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Yeah, extortion.

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South Park did a real good episode on that.

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If you've ever seen that one.

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Everyone was doing Yelp reviews.

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And everyone was walking into all the restaurants and oh, by the way, I'm a Yelp reviewer.

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So if you want five stars, you better try out the good stuff right now.

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And all the restaurants in town were just like bending over backwards to try to give

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everyone everything and realizing that they were going broke in the process.

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However, Google does work Google reviews because I've gotten that before and I've gotten my

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wrong writing several times.

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Well, one thing was, I just bought my Jeep this couple of years ago and it was brand

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new and the battery went out the following week.

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And I'm like, wait a minute, you buy a brand new car, what do they do?

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Switch these batteries out.

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That is what they do.

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I was in there getting, so I had to have it towed to where I bought it from, which is

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way out in Blue Springs.

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So and I'm way to the south.

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So it's a long ways to be towed to.

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So anyway, I had it towed there because battery went out.

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So I get in there and I'm like, you know what, I think my battery ought to be free and the

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tow ought to be paid for because you guys sold me a brand new car with a lemon battery.

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I know what you guys did.

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You know, it didn't come off a lot in this condition.

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You guys switched it out.

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And you did, you thought the battery is going to last a couple of months, what you did.

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And, and then I couldn't say anything.

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And I said, no, it lasted like, you know, four days.

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So anyhow, he calls up the guy that sold me the car and I heard the guy in front of it

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goes, no, no, I refuse to do it.

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He bought the car as in that's the way it is.

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I said, all right.

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So I'm like, no problem.

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So while I'm sitting there in their lobby, I'm writing a Google review and I'm using

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their names to the guy that sold me the car.

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His first name was Chase.

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I said, Chase so and so said, no, I heard him on the phone.

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And I think this is a shoddy business practice.

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So actually I was right here.

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I was getting a coffee.

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All of a sudden I get a phone from blue Springs like, I wonder what this is about.

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Hey, Mark, there's been a terrible misunderstanding.

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Oh yeah.

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Really?

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You don't say.

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Yeah.

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It almost didn't do it.

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Almost said, you know what?

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No, no, I paid for it.

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No, but they sent me a check back in the mail and they gave me a couple of free oil changes,

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which I didn't even use because I don't trust the people at this time.

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I just went to my regular place because they probably rearrange something.

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Like your filter story that you told me the other day.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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Jiffy lube.

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Yeah.

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I took my car to a jiffy lube and they come trotting in with the air filter.

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It's like, look how dirty your air filter is.

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Really, we need to change that.

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And I said, it's funny because I changed that yesterday with a brand new one.

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I've seen that.

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Back out.

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Yeah.

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There's been times I've waited for me to get my oil changed and every single customer

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that they check out ahead of me, they always say like, oh, you need a new air filter.

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And it's, they say it every time.

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Yeah.

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Everyone does.

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Oh yeah, yeah.

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I'm sure there's an incentive for the people.

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Like they get a percentage of it.

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Like, you know, so I'm sure there's some sort of incentive.

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So that makes them do it.

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They're like, you know, I get three bucks off of this oil filter.

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So yeah.

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And yeah, I get sick of that.

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And then another time I bought a chainsaw on Amazon, but it was a third party seller.

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And this is before I realized about the third party sellers and how they do things.

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So I went back to Amazon and I go, you got to contact this company.

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And I kept trying to call it.

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I could never get through this.

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I'm like, all right.

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So I wrote a review saying, Hey, this stuff is junk.

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I just bought this, you know, this chainsaw and it won't start and everything is leaking

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oil and all that.

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So I get some lady, I couldn't hardly understand sound like from India or something.

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And she said something about, did you buy a chainsaw here recently?

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I'm like, yeah, I did.

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And she goes, well, we're going to race send you a new one.

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Okay, great.

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And she goes, but when you first take down your Google review.

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Sure.

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And I got to keep the old chainsaw, which I had fixed.

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So I have two of them now.

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One more and you can juggle.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That sounds like fun.

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What could go wrong with that?

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Not a thing.

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Party tricks.

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The South Park episode with the influencers ended with everybody in town being an influencer.

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So the restaurants had to give everybody in town special service, which of course means

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nobody was getting special service.

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But in the end, the restaurants all got together and decided how they were going to handle

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the influencers.

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And they had a big musical number to finish the episode.

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And it showed all the influencers food being prepared.

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And the basic theme was enjoy your meals of boogers and come and show them wiping their

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nose on the pizza.

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And they showed a guy taking a crap in somebody's bowl of soup.

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It's like, enjoy your food influencers.

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I've been seeing a lot of like influencing on Tik Tok.

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Like Google talk about things that like have become like so hyped up and like everyone's

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been like buying and they're like, I want to de-influence you against this.

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Like this thing actually sucks.

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Like everyone keeps talking about this, but this is the reality of it.

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It's not actually that great.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And a lot of the original ads promoting it were paid for by the manufacturer.

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Yeah.

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You're just watching another commercial in another form.

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Yeah.

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Which is so true.

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We do this weird thing called alternatives insults.

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So like if you're mad at somebody and you're in public place or just to screw with them,

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you call them something like an inanimate object, even though I can't speak like, you're

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a picnic table.

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Like everyone's like, what the hell?

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Insults you can use in front of your mom.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So we've been doing this weekly and we've been coming up with just stuff that, you know,

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if you say it forceful enough, it really sounds horrible.

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Like this one guy that I knew, I used to call him a banister and he hated it.

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I go, yeah, he's like, you're a banister.

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And he'd be like, the hell?

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He wouldn't know how to come back to that.

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And if I was really mad at him, I call him a wooden banister.

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That really set him off.

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I go, I am not.

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I go, what's wrong with that?

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You help people like walk, you know, they don't, they steady themselves.

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I go, there's nothing wrong with it.

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Totally legitimate, you know, line of work, you know, being a banister.

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I don't see what the problem is.

366
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Why are you so upset about that?

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Yeah.

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I mean, I'm not upset about that.

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I'm just like, I'm not upset about that.

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I don't know, just doesn't sound right.

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I don't know, you know.

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It's the way you said it, man.

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It's just her.

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I said it excitingly, you're a banister.

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I love that.

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Yeah.

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So anyhow, we've been coming up with stupid crap just to say, you know, just so.

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Okay.

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The first one, and I don't know if you all will remember this group or not, Hanson's

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setlist.

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Oh.

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You're not even Hanson, you're not even their songs.

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You're their setlist that sat on the floor while they looked at it and said, hey, we'll

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do Umbach next, okay, you know, or whatever.

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And actually the setlist was more of the list of the songs that were pre-recorded and going

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to play in the background for them to lip sync to on stage.

387
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Yeah, yeah, that's true.

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It's not like they'd actually play any of them.

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No, no.

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And they probably didn't even sing them either.

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They just didn't get caught.

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Yeah.

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So.

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Millie Vanilli was not the only one.

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No, no, no.

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They were just the ones that got caught and got strung up over it.

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But yeah, everybody like, yeah.

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Next one, Kale Sellsman.

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Now we've had this thing about kale.

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We make fun of kale eaters and say that they're fakes and we swear up and down that kale was

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a trick on man.

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Someone put it out there to see if people would buy it and he goes, hey, look at this,

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man.

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And what did you say kale was?

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I forgot.

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It originated from the wild mustard plant.

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Really?

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And it was cultivated into several different things.

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The wild mustard is the basic plant and by selective cultivation you can get it to make

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broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, Brussels sprouts, and kale.

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And I think there's one more.

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But they're all basically the wild mustard plant.

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And it's just the way it's been cultivated and grown.

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Yeah, so people eat kale or eating mustard.

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They just don't know.

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So you can honestly say that God did not create kale.

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No.

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He created the wild mustard plant.

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Humans screwed around with it and made kale out of it.

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Probably through some bizarre midnight ritual involving black cats and blood of a toad or

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something.

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Yeah, yeah, and dead babies, I'm pretty sure.

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However they made kale, it was God bound to be unnatural.

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Yes, kale is from the pit of hell.

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Satan helped create it and that's his choice of vegetable in hell, is kale.

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Kale was developed and cultivated before Christ, before the Christian era.

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So I think kale was one of the sins that Jesus died on the cross.

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I think you're right.

429
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And also in hell there's a special, from what I understand, I mean there's no way to prove

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it, you know.

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And then when you can prove it, it's too late.

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Anyhow, there's a kale room if you're really bad, like serial killers and you know, child

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molesters and stuff like that, they have to go to the kale room.

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Liability lawyers.

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Liability lawyers, yes.

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They're first actually.

437
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Yeah.

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They're like, okay, bring the molester, bring the, oh wait a minute, that's a lawyer, bring

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him through.

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So then the next one, I love this one because if you say it really forcefully it sounds

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horrible.

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Call someone a plastic bag.

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My go-to is calling someone a trash bag.

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A trash bag is great.

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Now however, I have been a trash bag in New Orleans because I had this black leather coat

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and I was in New Orleans with some friends years ago and I passed out, I could not figure

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out the room key and I passed out right in front of the door.

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Well our friends were right next to us in the room next to us and Steve was so messed

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up that he thought I was a trash bag and then I got laughed at because you know, they found

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me like the next morning right there and he goes, oh my god, he goes, I was so fucked

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up, I thought he was a trash bag.

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So that was a legitimate experience.

453
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Yes it was.

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So I was a trash bag one night and I accepted.

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It's always a bad idea to be the first one to pass out though.

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Well at least I didn't do around everybody and he thought I was a trash bag so he couldn't

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do anything.

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So he couldn't like saw off my eyebrows or you know, draw something on me.

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The worst he could have done was take you out in the alley and drop you off by the dumpster.

460
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Oh that would not be a good idea in New Orleans.

461
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No.

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I remember the first time I was in New Orleans I woke up really early because we were going

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on a cruise, me and a bunch of friends and I saw them actually washing down the French

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quarter was soaking.

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I'm like how bad is this place going to be when you got to soap it up every morning.

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Wow.

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A lot of body fluids.

468
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Wow.

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That's good they do that.

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This next one is interesting, I love it.

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You got to say all of it with force without screwing it up like I do.

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Chip saucer for cat milk.

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A chip saucer for cat milk.

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Yeah, you imagine that like you're really mad at someone and you go you're a chip saucer

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for cat milk.

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See a picture of a little crazy cat lady.

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I guess it would be a crazy cat dude too.

478
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Yeah, yeah, there are some.

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That sounds like something Ted Lasso would say.

480
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,280
Yeah, yeah it is something he would say.

481
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Chip saucer for cat milk.

482
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Yeah I love that one.

483
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Man that show was brilliant.

484
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It was so good.

485
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And he's from Kansas City coincidentally.

486
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He just realized that yeah.

487
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah he shows up at a lot of baseball games and especially football games.

488
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He was at the parade.

489
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Yeah he's a good guy.

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I know people went to school with him and his parents they say they're all good people.

491
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,400
This next one I love a lot, yard sale.

492
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,400
Call someone a yard sale.

493
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,040
They're not a Macy's, they're not even a Walmart.

494
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,440
They're just a yard sale.

495
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:36,160
They have like the little tapes with like five cents and ten cents on them.

496
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,480
I got a guy at work I'm gonna call a yard sale.

497
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,480
Yeah, that's good.

498
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,680
Tuesday I'm gonna go you're a yard sale.

499
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,320
Maybe call them a mattress tag.

500
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,200
A mattress tag is bad.

501
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,720
Yeah, that would have been more fun like 20 years ago and people still thought it was

502
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:50,720
illegal to take them off.

503
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,720
Oh I know.

504
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:55,480
And then they realize oh it's only illegal for the other people to take them off.

505
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,840
Now the distributors can't take the tags off.

506
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,400
A person who owns it can take the tag off all day.

507
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,400
But everyone's like that.

508
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,600
But it used to be common, you know commonly held belief you took that tag off the police

509
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,600
is showing up at your door.

510
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,720
There used to be you know whole comedy bits about somebody tearing the tag off and immediately

511
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,720
the spotlights come on.

512
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,720
People bust in the window with machine guns.

513
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,960
So it would have been more fun back then.

514
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:22,640
Oh yeah definitely a Macy's.

515
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,160
This next one I love, torn canvas.

516
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,960
So you're not even new canvas.

517
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,960
You've got like holes in them.

518
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:28,960
You've probably been sitting there.

519
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:29,960
You've probably faded from the sun.

520
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,800
You've been sitting out for a long time covering a barbecue grill.

521
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,800
Oh wow.

522
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,760
That's a good one.

523
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,640
Here's one that's a little more explicit.

524
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:44,680
I could call someone a rolled up playboy.

525
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,080
You know what those are used for.

526
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,080
Yeah yeah.

527
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,080
Oh and roll them.

528
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,080
Oh low blow.

529
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:54,080
But you haven't said a single cuss word so.

530
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,200
Yeah that's right.

531
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,800
You see that it's an automatic stay away.

532
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,320
I'm walking this way.

533
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,320
Why?

534
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,320
Rolled up playboy.

535
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,320
Oh shit.

536
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,920
It turned around.

537
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:08,920
This next one.

538
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:09,920
Anal bleach.

539
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:10,920
Oh.

540
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:11,920
It's pretty bad.

541
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,920
Yeah that's cool.

542
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,920
Oh man.

543
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,920
You're not even bleached for hair.

544
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:22,640
Wow how about anal bleach tech.

545
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,560
Oh my god there's gotta be because they do it.

546
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,560
That's probably a plastic surgiment.

547
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,560
No I don't know.

548
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,560
No no no.

549
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,560
It's probably somebody getting minimum wage.

550
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,840
Working for tips.

551
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,240
Oh yeah yeah that's probably right.

552
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,240
Forty hours a week Monday through Friday.

553
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,840
It's like bleach one after the other.

554
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:47,640
After all they all become the same asshole.

555
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,120
I can just see that.

556
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,400
Next.

557
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,960
I told you pants down ass up.

558
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,200
I don't want to see your face.

559
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,200
Come on.

560
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,200
Oh that is your ass.

561
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,640
Oh my apologies.

562
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,920
The next one.

563
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,640
Off colored toe ring.

564
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:09,440
Yeah a toe ring is pretty sexy but an off colored toe ring.

565
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,720
Yeah it looks like it's been in the mud.

566
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,920
Maybe a little salt on it.

567
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:19,880
Maybe you went out to get your paper in your sandals when it was a little muddy outside

568
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,880
or maybe some.

569
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:25,920
There's like a little blade of grass wedged under it sticking up at a weird angle.

570
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,920
Anything with toes is not going to do.

571
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,040
I'm with you on that.

572
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,040
I don't even like looking at them because they're so crazy looking.

573
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,000
If you really examine a toe it's insane looking.

574
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,560
But you know the rest of the world doesn't really call them toes.

575
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,560
They call them foot fingers.

576
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,560
Foot fingers.

577
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,560
We have fingers and we have foot fingers.

578
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:51,520
In Spanish that's literally what it translates to.

579
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,800
Let's just start calling them foot fingers.

580
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,560
I think foot fingers are an awesome word.

581
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:59,240
Every time we do the podcast if we're referring to toes it's got to be foot fingers.

582
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,400
There we go.

583
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:05,760
My son Lewis once described toes as stubby little nightmares.

584
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,960
He thought they were the most horrible and the awful thing.

585
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,240
He didn't even look at his own toes.

586
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,240
He's like put a sock on.

587
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,240
Cover those up.

588
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:20,840
Let's see the next one clumpy salt.

589
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,080
So you're not even good salt.

590
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,760
You're not like salt in a Morton container or shaker.

591
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,560
Yeah that little Morton girl with the yellow slicker and umbrella she's nowhere to be found.

592
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,560
No no.

593
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,520
Do they still even have that on them?

594
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,120
Their slogan when it rains it pours.

595
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:40,360
So when it's raining outside your salt will still pour because it will clump.

596
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,360
Oh yeah that's right.

597
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,360
That's where it came from.

598
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:46,480
It's probably because they've added an extra ingredient that keeps it from clumping.

599
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,360
It probably gets in your body and keeps your body from clumping.

600
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,360
Whatever that means.

601
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,360
Yeah whatever you clump.

602
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:57,120
I have no idea how you clump but you won't clump.

603
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,920
One octave lead singer.

604
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,080
Oh David Lee Roth.

605
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,760
Yeah very famously.

606
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,760
Alice Cooper.

607
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:06,760
Yeah.

608
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,760
He's got a very limited range.

609
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,760
Yeah.

610
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:13,360
You got any singers in mind that's like one octave and pretty much just sings the same

611
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,360
way constantly?

612
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,360
I don't know.

613
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,360
I don't know.

614
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,360
Who's a good monotone singer?

615
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,360
Oh Neil Young.

616
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,360
He's a good monotone singer.

617
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,240
Yeah Neil Young's a good one.

618
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,360
But you guys probably don't know anyone who we're talking about right now.

619
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,360
Yeah.

620
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,360
I know Neil Young.

621
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,360
I know Neil Young.

622
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,360
Oh okay.

623
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:36,320
Yeah I think one octave singers won't really make it anymore.

624
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:41,800
You could in the 70s but now more is demanded.

625
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:46,840
So if you are a one octave singer they fake it or if you don't have the right look they

626
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,840
just don't give you a fine song.

627
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:55,320
Well I mean shows like American Idol and The Voice have really kind of made it that way

628
00:29:55,320 --> 00:30:00,400
because everybody on that show has to have range and octave otherwise they're not even

629
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,360
going to be there in the first place.

630
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:07,640
So that one octave deal is pretty much gone anymore because people are accustomed to really

631
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,840
talented people singing.

632
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,640
Well for the most part.

633
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:18,760
That's bad that they're putting filters between us and the new music coming out.

634
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,880
I want to hear everything and decide what I like.

635
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:26,480
I don't want a bunch of executives saying okay we're not even going to process this

636
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:30,160
so this is all we're giving everybody and they can pick what they like out of that.

637
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,160
No I want everything.

638
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:36,360
I want to be able to pick and choose and I like artists that never make a dime and hardly

639
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,760
ever sell any records but they still make great music.

640
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:44,320
Well I feel like a lot of the more popular singers that have been up and coming lately

641
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,360
are all just like industry plans.

642
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:52,200
It's like you're not even becoming popular because of your talents because of your personality

643
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:59,880
or the style that you have or how it's going to be marketed to young people or whatever.

644
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,120
It's all just fake.

645
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,120
It is all fake.

646
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:09,680
I agree and then whatever they can't sing someone else will including in concert.

647
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,000
Everybody voice tracks anymore and it's not a big deal.

648
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000
It's kind of accepted.

649
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,200
I mean Motley Crue has been caught over and over playing pre-recorded tracks.

650
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,200
Yeah.

651
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,200
Guitar, vocal, drums.

652
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:25,600
I saw the video of a drum track, drum tech working on Tommy Lee's kit and Tommy Lee was

653
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,080
standing over here reciting.

654
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:31,640
The drums started playing and he's standing over here just holding a stick and then he

655
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,520
pushes the tech out of the way, sits down and then starts faking along.

656
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,920
He's not even playing live in concert anymore because it's all about the experience not

657
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,920
the authenticity.

658
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,400
He probably can't even play anymore.

659
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,880
He wouldn't fright himself so much.

660
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,200
He probably has no idea what a drum is.

661
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,360
He can make the motions because I watch him and I can tell he's making the motions of

662
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:56,120
what he's playing but if he's not hitting correctly it's going to sound like crap which

663
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,720
is probably how it sounds.

664
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:05,400
He can make the physical motions to play the drum licks but his stick control is shot.

665
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,040
His hands are too numb.

666
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,520
He's complained about that for years.

667
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,720
There's one tour he had to duct tape the sticks to his hands because he couldn't hang on to

668
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,720
them.

669
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,040
Well he actually quit the band because of that for a while but then the band went downhill

670
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,680
when he left so they brought him back and now they're just dubbing everything.

671
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,240
Everything is like pre-recorded.

672
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,240
The image is primary.

673
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,480
I mean the image of the original guys.

674
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,640
It's what they've been building on.

675
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,560
Now they're dumping Mick Mars.

676
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,240
Now they're trying to dump Vince Neil again.

677
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,240
It's not going to be Motley Crue.

678
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,200
It's going to be Nicky and Tommy.

679
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,760
I got their answer.

680
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,480
They need to change the name.

681
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,520
That's all there is to it because it's not Motley Crue.

682
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,520
They never will though.

683
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,520
No they won't because.

684
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,640
They make too much money off the name.

685
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:48,640
That's right.

686
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:55,160
That's the music industry and that's how come I don't really care for it so much.

687
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,520
Do you guys remember a band from the 60's called the Monkees?

688
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,320
I think I've heard of them.

689
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:05,840
They were when the Beatles got big.

690
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,840
Somebody decided they wanted American versions so they went Beatles, oh Monkees.

691
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:17,640
They went out and auditioned for four guys to form this fake band called the Monkees.

692
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:23,160
They found guys, a couple of them could sing but most of them really couldn't play.

693
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:28,520
They gave them a TV show as if they were a fully formed band and famous already.

694
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,520
Everybody believed they were.

695
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,520
Everybody bought into it.

696
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,280
They started putting out albums.

697
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,280
Of course everybody else played on the album.

698
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:40,280
Then they'd go on tour and try to fake along with their own songs which they'd never written

699
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,760
and didn't know how to play.

700
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,680
It was kind of a disaster.

701
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:48,160
It was one of the first completely made up bands.

702
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,320
They were assembled, put together, structured.

703
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,760
They knew how to promote them.

704
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:57,680
Nothing organic about it but they were presented as four guys who just got together and made

705
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,680
this band.

706
00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:59,680
They were three friends.

707
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:05,200
In a couple of years they outsold the Beatles, the Who, the Rolling Stone.

708
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:10,880
All of them put together, they outsold all of them in two years span when they were huge.

709
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,720
The teeny boppers loved them.

710
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:18,600
I'd sit down and watch their Saturday morning TV show because it was like a live action

711
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,600
cartoon.

712
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:24,280
They had all these band scenarios and stuff.

713
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,840
It was actually very entertaining.

714
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:26,840
It was fun to watch.

715
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,000
Everybody thought they were a real band that could act.

716
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Actually, no.

717
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:38,560
They were brought together by record producers and talent searchers and that was it.

718
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,440
Totally manufactured band.

719
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,160
That was over 50 years ago.

720
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,600
They've been doing it forever.

721
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,600
I love the music.

722
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,960
The music is just simple stuff that just sounds good, catchy.

723
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,480
What you call it, ditties or toe tappers.

724
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,480
It's actually really good.

725
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,720
It's just I don't know who ever made it.

726
00:34:55,720 --> 00:35:00,640
They had a lot of really good songwriters working on some of their... I think Dave

727
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,280
Clark wrote some of their stuff.

728
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,760
I think Last Train to Clarksville was written by Dave Clark.

729
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,760
It was.

730
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,760
Yeah.

731
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:13,640
A lot of other people, a lot of hit makers wrote their music.

732
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:18,560
That's still what's done with a lot of musicians or singers today is they don't write any of

733
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,560
their own stuff.

734
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,560
They're not necessarily singer songwriters.

735
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:32,800
They're performers like Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry.

736
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,800
They don't write any of their music.

737
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,840
It's all written for them.

738
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,280
A lot of country stars don't write any of their music.

739
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,240
Somebody finds a song, says, hey, this will work for you.

740
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,560
It fits your mood and your style.

741
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,560
They buy the song.

742
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,560
The person sings it.

743
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,560
It's being hit.

744
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,560
Yeah.

745
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:51,200
Then they bask in the credit for, look at this great song I made.

746
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,200
No.

747
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,200
Yeah.

748
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,800
I mean, I could play along with Stairway to Heaven, but I wouldn't claim it in my song

749
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,200
just because I played along with somebody else's hit.

750
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,840
It's not my music.

751
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,840
Yeah.

752
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,000
Those people are making crazy amounts of money.

753
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
Look at Taylor Swift.

754
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,440
She went from country to now mainstream.

755
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,200
I'm relatively sure she doesn't write anything anymore.

756
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,200
It's all good.

757
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,200
She actually writes most of her music.

758
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,200
Does she really?

759
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,200
She does.

760
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,200
Wow, that's great.

761
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,200
Good for her.

762
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,200
Yeah.

763
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,200
Well, she's very talented, and she deserves what she gets.

764
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,200
Yeah.

765
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,200
Okay.

766
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:26,200
I mean, she has co-writers, but a lot of her, pretty much all, she's written on all of her

767
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,200
albums.

768
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,200
Really?

769
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,200
And a lot of them are mostly written by her.

770
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,200
But she's not the norm.

771
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,200
She's the rarity.

772
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,200
Yeah.

773
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,200
She really is.

774
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,200
No, it's true.

775
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,200
But a lot of other people, like Justin Bieber, he's not really writing his songs.

776
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,200
No.

777
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,200
No.

778
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,200
He never was.

779
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,200
He was contrived.

780
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,200
Yeah.

781
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,200
Next one, Acid-E Pizza Sauce.

782
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,200
Isn't that the worst?

783
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,200
Acid-E Pizza Sauce.

784
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,200
I know.

785
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,200
The overly sweet pizza sauce is pretty nasty, too.

786
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,200
What's worse?

787
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:58,200
You got some nice Italian sausage and pepperoni and a black olive, and then the sauce is like

788
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,200
raspberry jam.

789
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,200
Yeah, true.

790
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,200
Yeah, that is horrible.

791
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:06,200
I might prefer the more acidic ones with the sweet on it.

792
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:11,200
I probably would, too, because I, you know, it's just when it has that bitter taste because

793
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,200
it's so acidic.

794
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:17,200
You can tell it's like cheap canned tomatoes, you know, that kind of dissolve the can.

795
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,200
Yeah, exactly.

796
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,200
Yeah.

797
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,200
I think that's where the acidity comes from.

798
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,200
Good point.

799
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,200
That might be worse.

800
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:26,200
Back in the early days when you'd buy a can of V8, they didn't have the lined cans, so

801
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:30,200
the longer it sat on the shelves, the more it would eat away the inside of the can.

802
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,200
I remember.

803
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:35,200
Everybody would look at the cans at the store, and if it looked a little bit old or rusty,

804
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,200
because they were steel then, so they rusted.

805
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,200
You could see the rust eating through to the outside.

806
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,200
Yeah, so you take this and put it back in the back and grab the newer one.

807
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,200
What about calling someone a rusty V8 can?

808
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,200
Oh, I like that.

809
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,200
That's a good one.

810
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,200
I have my pen on me.

811
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,200
Write that down.

812
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,200
Yeah, write that down.

813
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,200
Rusty V8.

814
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,200
Rusty V8 can.

815
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,200
Oh, wait a minute, we're on air.

816
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,200
Okay, the next one.

817
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,200
Do you know what the next one is?

818
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,200
A rusty V8 can.

819
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,200
Oh.

820
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,200
It's on air immediately.

821
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,200
I forgot.

822
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,200
Who came up with that?

823
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:11,200
Yeah, that's a great one.

824
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,200
That's a good one.

825
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,200
Oh my gosh.

826
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,200
We better take off, but this has been fun.

827
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,200
Yeah, okay.

828
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,200
Thank you for letting us join you.

829
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,200
Yeah, absolutely.

830
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,200
It's been great.

831
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,200
Well, enjoy your time in town, okay?

832
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,200
Enjoy Kansas City.

833
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,200
Happy to hear about it.

834
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,200
Get you that dot on the map.

835
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,200
Yeah, we appreciate that.

836
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,200
When are you guys going back?

837
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,200
Today.

838
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,200
Oh, today.

839
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,200
Yeah, I was going to tell you some places to go to.

840
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,200
Oh, we've been partying for both of you.

841
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,200
We've been having fun.

842
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,200
We've been having fun.

843
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,200
We've been partying for about five days.

844
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,200
Awesome.

845
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,200
So much good barbecue food.

846
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,200
Yeah, Joe's changed my life.

847
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,200
Joe's is awesome.

848
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,200
Did you go to Q39?

849
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,200
Yep, we went there yesterday.

850
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,200
Okay, Jack Stack?

851
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,200
Went there also, yeah.

852
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,200
Gates.

853
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,200
No.

854
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,200
Yeah, you know what?

855
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:56,200
Gates has went downhill so much, you're probably better off.

856
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,200
Go near Bryant's.

857
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,200
No, Bryant's used to be great, but...

858
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:03,200
But it's garbage now in my opinion, so...

859
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,200
So what do you think of the new airport?

860
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,200
We liked it a lot.

861
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,200
We liked it.

862
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,200
Yeah, it's nice.

863
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,200
We thought it was really good.

864
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,200
I liked that all those rings that light up.

865
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,200
It was really cool.

866
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,200
I haven't been in there yet because I have to buy a ticket somewhere in order to get

867
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,200
past the security, so...

868
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,200
Yeah, I'd change that too.

869
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:25,200
I haven't been in there yet because the vacation we did have planned kind of got put on hold,

870
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,200
so in August I'll get to see it.

871
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:32,200
But the thing that I don't like is to get to all the cool areas you have to have a flight.

872
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,200
They don't have...

873
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,200
In unsecured areas, barely nothing.

874
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,200
It's like a Dunkin' Donuts and you can get that anywhere, so...

875
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,200
Yeah.

876
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,200
Yeah, I never saw the airport what it was like before.

877
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,200
Never saw it, but...

878
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,200
Good thing.

879
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,200
That's what I heard.

880
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,200
I heard it was a little rough, but...

881
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,200
A lot of narrow horseshoes that just kind of near...

882
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:53,200
I mean, it's great because it's virtually one of the only international airports where

883
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:58,200
you just almost just walk in immediately and go straight to the line and just get through

884
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,200
it.

885
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,200
Yeah, I feel like it's a very seamless experience.

886
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,200
Well, I mean, we've only arrived.

887
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,200
We haven't departed, but that was good.

888
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,200
Okay, so are you guys Ubering or taxiing there?

889
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,200
We have a rental.

890
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,200
Oh, okay.

891
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,200
That's good.

892
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,200
Yeah.

893
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,200
Okay, good.

894
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,200
It's been great to be here, though.

895
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,200
Yeah, you too.

896
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,200
This city is lovely.

897
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,200
Yeah, come back and see us.

898
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,200
We got plenty to do here.

899
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,200
It's a fun city.

900
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,200
Yeah, we love it.

901
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,200
Go Chiefs.

902
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,200
Yeah.

903
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,200
Yay.

904
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:25,120
Try to avoid the hottest part of the summer.

905
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,120
It's not so much fun.

906
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,120
Yeah.

907
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,120
I would avoid like July and August.

908
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:32,040
Actually, right now is one of the best times you would come here, or during the fall when

909
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,040
the leaves are changing.

910
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,040
Yeah.

911
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,040
We do want...

912
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,040
We thought that the fall would be really beautiful.

913
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,040
Yeah.

914
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:41,440
And if you ever are here and you have a little bit of time during the fall, southern Missouri,

915
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,480
the mountains and the leaves are insane.

916
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,920
Mark Twain National Forest.

917
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:45,920
Yes.

918
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:46,920
Yep.

919
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,680
You can come and see it even in Arkansas if you want to if you have enough time, like

920
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,680
Eureka Springs areas.

921
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:51,680
Table Rock, Buffalo River.

922
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,680
I've heard some tales of Eureka Springs.

923
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:53,680
Beautiful.

924
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,680
Yeah, isn't it?

925
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,680
Yeah.

926
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,680
Yeah.

927
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:57,680
Go there during the fall.

928
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:58,680
Man, that thing.

929
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,680
It's something else.

930
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,680
All the leaves changing.

931
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:01,680
Yeah.

932
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,680
Don't be fooled by Excelsior Springs.

933
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,680
Okay.

934
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,680
Eureka Springs is the good one in Arkansas.

935
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:08,680
Yeah.

936
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,840
Excelsior Springs was a tourist trap north of Kansas City.

937
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,400
They kind of had some hot springs and they built baths there.

938
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,160
It was popular like the 40s.

939
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,320
Yeah, that's like the home of serial killers.

940
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,920
If there's a serial killer around, they lived there at one point.

941
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,920
Excelsior Springs is kind of an avoidance territory.

942
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,920
Eureka Springs is good.

943
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,800
I know a real idiot from Excelsior Springs anyhow.

944
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,800
I used to work with him.

945
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,800
Yeah.

946
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,800
So yeah, they're all...

947
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,800
We avoid him.

948
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,800
Yeah, don't trust him.

949
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,800
Don't trust him.

950
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,800
Too much lead in the groundwater.

951
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,800
Check their hard drives.

952
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,800
That's all I gotta say.

953
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,800
All right.

954
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,800
Thanks so much, guys.

955
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,800
Thanks so much for having us.

956
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:43,800
Thank you for joining us.

957
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:44,800
Thank you.

958
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,800
Have a great flight.

959
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,800
Thanks for having us.

960
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:47,800
Say hi to Utah for us.

961
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,800
We will.

962
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,800
Did you get it nonstop?

963
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,800
Yes.

964
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,800
Yay.

965
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,800
All right, smart.

966
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:53,800
Great idea.

967
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,800
Have a good one.

968
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:55,800
That was excellent right off the bat.

969
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,800
That was.

970
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,800
We got visitors.

971
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:58,800
Yeah.

972
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:03,800
Let's see, the next one.

973
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,800
Dry mouth.

974
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,800
Oh, yeah.

975
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:06,800
That's bad.

976
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,800
Dry mouth is horrible, isn't it?

977
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,800
Oh, yeah.

978
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,800
Think of all the times where the dry mouth would really be inconvenient.

979
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,800
Oh, yes.

980
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,800
There's a bunch of them, isn't there, that you want to lick a stamp?

981
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,800
Yeah.

982
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,800
You're trying to whistle?

983
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,800
Can't do it.

984
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:20,800
That's right.

985
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,800
You're trying to swallow a pill?

986
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:25,800
It's hard to talk with a dry mouth, too, because that's part of my deal.

987
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,800
Can I take a quick selfie?

988
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,800
Oh, yeah.

989
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:29,800
Sure.

990
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:30,800
Thanks, guys.

991
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:31,800
Thank you.

992
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,800
There are some pugs.

993
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,800
There are some pugs barking at a real dog.

994
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,800
Oh, look at this.

995
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,800
Greyhound.

996
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,800
Yeah, beautiful.

997
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:48,520
See, oh, another situation where a dry mouth would be awful.

998
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,520
You're trying to give oral pleasure to your lady.

999
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:51,520
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1000
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,520
You'd be fumbling.

1001
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:53,520
Everything would be sticking.

1002
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,520
It's like Velcro tongue.

1003
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,520
Hey, how you doing?

1004
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,520
How you doing?

1005
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,520
Am I interrupting?

1006
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:58,520
No, no, no.

1007
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:03,520
If you've got anything you want to talk about, feel free.

1008
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,520
Sure.

1009
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,520
Man, everybody's talking.

1010
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,200
We need to come down on the Sunday morning more often.

1011
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,200
Yeah, we do.

1012
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,440
I still have the mic on the white field.

1013
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,440
Nice to meet you.

1014
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,440
I'm Joey.

1015
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,440
I'm Mark.

1016
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,440
Nice to meet you, Mark.

1017
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,440
Very nice to meet you.

1018
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,440
I'm Drake.

1019
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,440
I'm Toper.

1020
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,440
Nice to meet you, Toper.

1021
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,440
Joey and Drake.

1022
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,440
Nice to meet you guys.

1023
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,440
How you guys doing today?

1024
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:23,440
We're doing good.

1025
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,440
We're two deuce bags and a microphone.

1026
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,440
Okay.

1027
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,440
Hey, how just feel free to talk.

1028
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,440
Do you come down here often and do podcasts?

1029
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,440
Yes, we do.

1030
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,440
Yep.

1031
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,440
About once a week.

1032
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,440
Yeah.

1033
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,440
We come down, do three or four hours.

1034
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:33,440
It's a cool idea.

1035
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,440
It's a great idea.

1036
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,440
Do people sit down with you?

1037
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,440
Yeah.

1038
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,440
We like it.

1039
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,440
We love it.

1040
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,440
So what you guys out doing?

1041
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:40,440
Coffee.

1042
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,440
Coffee.

1043
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,440
Yeah, absolutely.

1044
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,440
Yeah.

1045
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:44,440
Starting the day.

1046
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,440
Yeah.

1047
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,440
How you guys doing?

1048
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,440
What you guys talking about before we interrupted?

1049
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,560
We were talking about alternative swear words or alternative insults.

1050
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,280
The kind of insults you can say in front of your grandmother or in church?

1051
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,280
Yeah.

1052
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,280
Yeah.

1053
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,280
Yeah.

1054
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,280
Like calling someone a toenail would force.

1055
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,280
Calling them a what?

1056
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,280
A toenail.

1057
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,280
A toenail?

1058
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,280
You toenail?

1059
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:04,280
Yeah.

1060
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,280
Like a commercial with the lady.

1061
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,280
Yeah.

1062
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,280
You're a liquor.

1063
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,280
Yeah.

1064
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,280
Yeah.

1065
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,280
Like that.

1066
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,280
Like commercial friendly insults.

1067
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,280
That's a liquor.

1068
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:16,560
That's actually a fantastic example of what we're talking about.

1069
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,560
Yeah.

1070
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,560
Okay.

1071
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,560
Yeah.

1072
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,560
That's a liquor.

1073
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,560
I'm trying to think.

1074
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,560
Do I have any?

1075
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:23,560
Most of my insults are bad.

1076
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,560
I use lint liquor.

1077
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,560
I literally use that because of that commercial.

1078
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,560
Lint liquor.

1079
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,560
That's literally because of that commercial.

1080
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,560
That was such an iconic commercial.

1081
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,400
We had a couple of girls who were guests a little earlier.

1082
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,640
One of them said her go-to insult is calling someone a trash bag.

1083
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,640
Yeah.

1084
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:36,640
That's so disrespectful.

1085
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,640
A trash bag.

1086
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:38,640
That's so disrespectful.

1087
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,640
You're not only, you're not just trash.

1088
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:40,640
You're what the trash goes into.

1089
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,640
Exactly.

1090
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,640
You're what the trash is in.

1091
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:43,640
It gets worse.

1092
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:44,640
Oh yeah.

1093
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:49,640
Me and my girlfriend, we had this thing where we called each other like bobinis.

1094
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,640
Bobinis?

1095
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,640
Because it rhymes with meanie.

1096
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,640
Oh.

1097
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,640
She's kind of childish.

1098
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,640
I'm childish too.

1099
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,640
But now it's like it's a playful insult.

1100
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,640
Yeah.

1101
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,640
You bobinis?

1102
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:58,640
Nobody wants to be a bobinis.

1103
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,640
Or a bozo.

1104
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,640
We call it bozos with mums.

1105
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:09,840
If I don't like somebody, but I'm still trying to be clean, I'm going to call them a bozo.

1106
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,760
I love bozo because I always think of the big red nose.

1107
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:13,760
Bozo the clown.

1108
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:14,760
Yeah.

1109
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:15,760
And the bozo ring.

1110
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,760
Have their little honker.

1111
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:17,760
I want a clown nose just for therapy.

1112
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,760
Whenever I'm feeling bad, just squeeze it.

1113
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,760
You get a little laugh.

1114
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,760
You can't have a bad bozo.

1115
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:21,760
You can't have a bad bozo.

1116
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:22,760
You can't have a bad bozo.

1117
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,760
You can't have a bad bozo.

1118
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:24,760
You can't have a bad bozo.

1119
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:25,760
You can't have a bad bozo.

1120
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:26,760
You can't have a bad bozo.

1121
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,760
You can't have a bad bozo.

1122
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,760
You can't have a bad day if you got a clown nose on.

1123
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:29,760
Oh, for sure.

1124
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:30,760
Yeah, you have a bad day, put the clown nose on.

1125
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,760
You're like, ha ha ha.

1126
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,760
You can have a bad day.

1127
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:33,760
I'm going to keep that in my notes.

1128
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,760
Yeah.

1129
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,760
You can't have a bad day if you have a clown nose on.

1130
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:36,760
Or like the boss calls you into the office, slip your clown nose on.

1131
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:37,760
You can't get fired.

1132
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:38,760
I just thought you can't.

1133
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:39,760
What you think.

1134
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:40,760
You come in and he goes, well, what's good about you?

1135
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,760
He just walks in and the boss has on the clown nose too.

1136
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:42,760
So he's ready for you.

1137
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:43,760
You're like, I came to counter your clown nose.

1138
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,760
For both clowns, I'll fire you clown.

1139
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:45,760
I'll fire you too.

1140
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:46,760
I'll fire you clown.

1141
00:45:46,760 --> 00:46:01,760
You don't understand, a clown touched me when I was fired.

1142
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,760
So you're fired.

1143
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,760
He said, oh, shit.

1144
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:04,760
He said, well, that kept my whole job.

1145
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:05,760
Well, it does that one.

1146
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:06,760
The two douchebags are getting very dark here.

1147
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:07,760
I was touched by a clown.

1148
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:08,760
That was crazy.

1149
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:09,760
Sorry, I was doing devil's advocate and got you.

1150
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,760
You got me.

1151
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,760
You got me.

1152
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:12,760
You got me.

1153
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:13,760
You got me.

1154
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,760
You got me.

1155
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,760
I was doing devil's advocate and got carried away.

1156
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,760
Are y'all from Kansas City?

1157
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:20,760
Yeah.

1158
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:21,760
Oh yeah.

1159
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:22,760
You have more race?

1160
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:23,760
Well, I've lived to everyone really.

1161
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,760
I lived in Greece because that's where my mom's from.

1162
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:27,760
You lived in Greece?

1163
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:28,760
Yeah, in Canada.

1164
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,760
How was that?

1165
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:30,760
Odd.

1166
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,760
Odd.

1167
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:36,760
Because I was like 10 years old and I didn't really understand the language and my relatives,

1168
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,760
you know, they used to come up to me, try to talk to me.

1169
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:43,760
I felt like an idiot because I'd be like, hi.

1170
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,760
And being a kid too, I could see that.

1171
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:47,760
Yeah, yeah.

1172
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:48,760
It was.

1173
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:49,760
No offense.

1174
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,760
They probably thought you were an idiot.

1175
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:51,760
They probably were.

1176
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,760
That Mark guy, he smiled.

1177
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,760
Why do you always say how he is?

1178
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,760
He can't speak.

1179
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:55,760
Never is anything the same.

1180
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,760
He smiles and says that one thing we don't understand.

1181
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:04,760
Coming from Kansas City to Greece, definitely same thing.

1182
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,760
It was not traumatic.

1183
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:10,760
It was a lovely experience because it was so different.

1184
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,760
It was a lovely experience and I remember it to this day so well.

1185
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:18,760
But I wish I was a little older and had time to repair like, hey, we're going to move to

1186
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:19,760
Greece.

1187
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:20,760
Yeah, yeah.

1188
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:21,760
You know, so.

1189
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:22,760
Learn how to say hi.

1190
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:23,760
Yeah, brush up on it.

1191
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,760
Well, I know how to say hi now, which she also.

1192
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,760
Yeah, yeah.

1193
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,760
And I learned all the words while I was there.

1194
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,760
But then when I left, I'd been further and further away from it.

1195
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,760
I know the buzzwords and that's it now.

1196
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:36,760
I don't actually, because we were there a year and a half and about after a half year,

1197
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:41,760
it's weird how you simulate to to their way of doing things so easy.

1198
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,760
You don't even understand that you're doing it.

1199
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,760
You know, yeah.

1200
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:45,760
It's like code switching.

1201
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,760
Yeah, yeah.

1202
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,760
Yeah.

1203
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:51,760
And then I look back and I'm like, you know, I did know the language for a while.

1204
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,760
And then when I was over here, I didn't know the language so well.

1205
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,760
It was a very odd experience.

1206
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:57,760
And you said this is family.

1207
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,760
Yeah.

1208
00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:59,760
Family.

1209
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,760
So you can go back any time you want.

1210
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,760
Yeah, yeah.

1211
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,760
Well, we got one planned in maybe three years, two years, because we're going to have my

1212
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:08,760
cousins from Canada going along with us because they go more often than we.

1213
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:13,760
Well, I haven't been there a long time, but we're all going to go together on a huge trip

1214
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,760
and probably take a Mediterranean cruise while we're there.

1215
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,760
Oh, my cruise.

1216
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,760
Because yeah, while you're over there, I tell everybody, if you go there, don't just go

1217
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:25,760
to Greece, go to Italy, go to Spain, go to all the other places because you're going

1218
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:26,760
to want to go there.

1219
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:27,760
They're all very unique.

1220
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:32,760
Although a lot of the places and people look very similar, they're all very different.

1221
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:33,760
Sure.

1222
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,760
There are different foods, different ways, different things to see, different cultures.

1223
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,760
It's really an incredible thing to experience.

1224
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,760
So if you're over there, do the whole thing.

1225
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,760
Go see it all.

1226
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:44,760
OK.

1227
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:45,760
Sure, yeah.

1228
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:52,760
Or even like the southern coast of the Mediterranean, you're into North Africa, Morocco, Tunisia,

1229
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:59,760
Libya, and it's, you know, the part of Africa north of the Sahara is so different from sub-Saharan

1230
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:00,760
Africa.

1231
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,760
The food's different.

1232
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:03,760
The tours are different.

1233
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,760
It's really almost like two continents.

1234
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,760
I believe that.

1235
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,760
It's worth seeing a lot more than just the tourist areas.

1236
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,760
Yeah, one of my dreams is to travel the whole world, not just here.

1237
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:19,760
I've been to a lot of places, but I would love to travel the whole world and see everything.

1238
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:20,760
Would that be excellent?

1239
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:25,760
Are you meaning like a consistent month for a two, three month span?

1240
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,760
I'm talking like maybe a couple years out and just do it.

1241
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,760
OK.

1242
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:35,760
But back in between, but mostly travel the world and go see places that I've always wanted

1243
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:36,760
to see.

1244
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,760
I haven't even seen all of America that I want to see, let alone the world.

1245
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:41,760
Yeah, for sure.

1246
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,760
There's no time better than now.

1247
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:44,760
Yeah, you're right.

1248
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,760
Traveling is so much easier.

1249
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:51,760
The internet makes things easier to know where you're going, have a plan.

1250
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:52,760
Yeah, for sure.

1251
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,760
The world is your sandbox.

1252
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:54,760
Yeah.

1253
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,760
No, it's true, but also travel deals are insanely cheap anymore.

1254
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,760
Remember how high it used to be?

1255
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,760
Like, crime peak COVID.

1256
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:09,760
From Kansas City, you can go to LA for like $20.

1257
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,760
Yeah, because nobody was on board.

1258
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:12,760
It was crazy.

1259
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,760
I went to Chicago in the middle of the pandemic.

1260
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,760
You're a dangerous man.

1261
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,760
Yeah, yeah.

1262
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,760
You live on the edge.

1263
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:27,760
But if you were on the plane, you would think the opposite because the planes are more packed

1264
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,760
and it wasn't a pandemic.

1265
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:33,760
There was a seat in front of me, there was a seat behind me, there was a seat next to me.

1266
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,760
They were all empty.

1267
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,760
So it was just like, that should tell you how many people were on that plane.

1268
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,760
You never get that anymore.

1269
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,760
Never.

1270
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,760
I laid down on the plane.

1271
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,760
I laid down on all three seats.

1272
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:45,760
I had them before.

1273
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:46,760
It's a great experience.

1274
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:47,760
We get to lay down.

1275
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,760
It was the best flight I ever had.

1276
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:50,760
Man, that's fantastic.

1277
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,760
That was in Chicago?

1278
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:52,760
Yeah, it was short.

1279
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,760
What were you trying to say?

1280
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:58,760
I said maybe we need more pandemics, but it was peaceful.

1281
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,760
She's that dog's dog.

1282
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:01,760
Angry dog.

1283
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,760
That's the same ones that were barking at us before.

1284
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:04,760
They're spooking.

1285
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,760
Let's get that big dog shit over there.

1286
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:07,760
Yeah.

1287
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:11,760
I mean, if they're like siblings, I guess I respect you because if one barks, I guess we all,

1288
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,760
that's the meaning of black dog.

1289
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:13,760
You know what's hilarious?

1290
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:17,760
I have a picture of those dogs that I took at the plaza.

1291
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:18,760
Really?

1292
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:19,760
Yes.

1293
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:20,760
Since the small world.

1294
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:21,760
That's great.

1295
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,760
That's crazy.

1296
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,760
That is insane.

1297
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,760
That is insane.

1298
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,760
Yeah, I figured the market would be booming today.

1299
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,760
It's going to be a decent day.

1300
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:36,760
It's a little nippy, but it's better than being blazing.

1301
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:37,760
It's a nice balance.

1302
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:38,760
Yeah, exactly.

1303
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,760
When it's 110, the market is no fun.

1304
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,760
Oh, yeah, it's definitely not.

1305
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,760
Especially when you're in here and there's no breeze.

1306
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,760
I mean, you're just sitting here sweating.

1307
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,760
That's the best thing about it.

1308
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:52,760
I think it's good to get out here early enough and then I can say beat the sun, but it's not

1309
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:53,760
as hot.

1310
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:54,760
You get out here at 7 or 8 o'clock in the morning.

1311
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:55,760
Beat the sun.

1312
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,760
For sure.

1313
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:57,760
You'd be here at 11 a.m.

1314
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:58,760
It's terrible.

1315
00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,760
Yeah.

1316
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,760
And also, you get the prime stuff too.

1317
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,760
It hadn't been picked up.

1318
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:05,760
Great point.

1319
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:06,760
Yeah.

1320
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:13,760
I could not get a bulldog statue for my brother's grave for a couple of years because every

1321
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,760
time I came through, the guy that made the statues over there, it was gone because my

1322
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,760
brother loved bulldogs.

1323
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,760
Yeah, yeah.

1324
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:20,760
I got here early one morning.

1325
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:21,760
He had like 30 of them.

1326
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:22,760
It was all yours, man.

1327
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:23,760
There we go.

1328
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,760
I've been looking for this one specific guy here.

1329
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:27,760
He sells the maza trees.

1330
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:28,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1331
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:29,760
He's usually right there.

1332
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:30,760
I have not.

1333
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:35,760
And I felt bad because when I first met him, my brother cares about him.

1334
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,760
I don't really care for the maza trees, but my brother really, really loves them.

1335
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:42,760
So when we first came out, we were talking to him about them and we didn't buy one.

1336
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:43,760
We talked to him for like three weeks.

1337
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,760
So I feel like he felt that we were just like wasting his time.

1338
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,760
So like the last week, I said, I brought my body for you just because I know you want

1339
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,760
it, but it's like 150, so he probably didn't want to spend it.

1340
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,760
I said, I brought my body for you.

1341
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:54,760
That's crazy.

1342
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,760
And why is he not there?

1343
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,760
I came the fourth week and he wasn't there.

1344
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:00,760
He hasn't been here since.

1345
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:01,760
Okay.

1346
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:05,760
He will be here because he's here every year unless something happened to him.

1347
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,760
But he's usually about right there, right?

1348
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:09,760
Yeah.

1349
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,760
Usually he waits later on in the year when it's nice and warm.

1350
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,760
I would say you might see him like the end of May.

1351
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,760
And I would hope.

1352
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,760
Does he sell, are the bonsai trees there already growing?

1353
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,760
Well, so you know that they go through different seasons.

1354
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:23,760
Yeah.

1355
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,760
So I believe it depends on which one you get.

1356
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,760
But I think it, no, it depends on what month it is because they go through the different

1357
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:31,760
seasons.

1358
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,760
Yeah, it's like, it's different seasons too.

1359
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1360
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,760
He also sells like the-

1361
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,760
I didn't think about them going through seasons, but that makes sense.

1362
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,760
He was telling me, he was like, don't throw it away.

1363
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,760
Because you'll think that it died or you'll think that all the leaves will, he was like,

1364
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:46,760
no, that's just how it works.

1365
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,760
So keep it, keep water, keep doing it, and they'll come back like a regular tree.

1366
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,760
Because it's a regular tree.

1367
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:52,760
It's a regular tree.

1368
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,760
I was going to say, did you know bonsai trees are just regular trees?

1369
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:55,760
Yeah.

1370
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,760
They just stay small because they grow to the size of the pot with the water.

1371
00:53:58,760 --> 00:53:59,760
I didn't know that.

1372
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,760
And someone grew an orange tree, but bonsai style.

1373
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,760
That's hard.

1374
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:04,760
Oranges were miniature.

1375
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:05,760
It was cool.

1376
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:06,760
Yeah, that's hard.

1377
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,760
That's crazy.

1378
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:08,760
That's hard.

1379
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:09,760
You open it up and it's just a seed.

1380
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:10,760
That's a try again.

1381
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:11,760
Grow another one.

1382
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:18,760
He also sells like Venus fly traps and stuff like that too.

1383
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:19,760
It's so cool.

1384
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,760
Yeah.

1385
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,760
He has all these unique Asian plants that you won't find over here.

1386
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:25,760
I mean, he's really good.

1387
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,760
He's an interesting fellow for sure.

1388
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,760
He's not here today?

1389
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,760
No.

1390
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,760
Probably late May is usually when he shows up.

1391
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:34,760
Yeah, probably some cold ones.

1392
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:35,760
That's perfect.

1393
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:36,760
Yeah.

1394
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,760
It's my birthday.

1395
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,760
Yeah.

1396
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,760
Maybe the plants don't do so well being out here in the chillier weather.

1397
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:42,760
I don't know.

1398
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:43,760
I don't know if that has something to do with it.

1399
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:44,760
Well, that would make sense.

1400
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:45,760
Yeah.

1401
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:46,760
Or if they don't look as fulfilling.

1402
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:47,760
I think that's probably it.

1403
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:54,760
They don't look as good because it's off season or whatever.

1404
00:54:54,760 --> 00:55:01,760
I wonder what vegans think about Venus fly traps because it's a plant that eats meat.

1405
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:02,760
Insect meat?

1406
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:06,760
Well, you can stick a piece of hamburger in it and it'll eat that.

1407
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:07,760
Yeah.

1408
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:08,760
My mom used to have a Venus fly trap.

1409
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,760
She just put a little piece of hamburger in it.

1410
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:12,760
Do they fed it beef?

1411
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:13,760
Do they really eat it?

1412
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:14,760
That's kind of...

1413
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,760
Yeah.

1414
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:16,760
They eat it and digest it.

1415
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,760
They have a digestive system?

1416
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,760
Yeah.

1417
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,760
That's kind of nefarious.

1418
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:20,760
I didn't know that.

1419
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:21,760
Isn't it?

1420
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:22,760
Yeah.

1421
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:23,760
Now your Venus fly trap has a taste.

1422
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:28,760
You want to try to get my finger one day?

1423
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,760
Yeah.

1424
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:30,760
I smell meat.

1425
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:31,760
Yeah.

1426
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:32,760
Encased in something, but it's meat.

1427
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,760
And then there's that one, the pitcher plant.

1428
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,760
It grows up like a big tube.

1429
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:37,760
Oh, yeah.

1430
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,760
And it has this liquid at the bottom that smells wonderful.

1431
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:41,760
Yeah, he has that.

1432
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:46,760
And insects and small animals will get in and fall down in and then can't climb out in its

1433
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,760
digestive juice.

1434
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:48,760
Nature is dark.

1435
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:49,760
Oh, it is?

1436
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:50,760
Not just insects.

1437
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:51,760
We like mice and frogs.

1438
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:52,760
Yeah.

1439
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,760
Again, it's a plant eating meat.

1440
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:55,760
Yeah.

1441
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:56,760
Nature's like, come on in.

1442
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:57,760
It smells great here.

1443
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:58,760
Okay.

1444
00:55:58,760 --> 00:55:59,760
Do not go to a rainforest.

1445
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:00,760
Oh, no.

1446
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,760
For sure.

1447
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:02,760
Or Australia.

1448
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,760
Nature will take care of you in both of those places.

1449
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:10,760
He actually has a couple of those, but you've got to get them when he has them, because after

1450
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,760
he sells out to two or three he has per year, that's it.

1451
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:14,760
Yeah.

1452
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:15,760
He has those.

1453
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:16,760
Yeah.

1454
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:17,760
And it's really neat because I said...

1455
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,760
I'm going to come back and beat the sun so that I can get one of these plants from this

1456
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,760
guy.

1457
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,760
I have my own little shop of horse.

1458
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:24,760
Yeah.

1459
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:25,760
Like, hey, meet my man eating plant.

1460
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:26,760
Okay.

1461
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:31,760
And actually, I think that guy goes south where it's warmer during the winter and sells

1462
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:32,760
there.

1463
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:33,760
That's probably where he gets a lot of them too.

1464
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:38,360
I think he's saying something about that, about like, oh, I'll be in Louisiana or something

1465
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:39,360
like that.

1466
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:40,360
I don't think he's local.

1467
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:41,360
I'm thinking about it.

1468
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,360
I think I told him...

1469
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,360
He's not from here.

1470
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,360
He just come here to sell?

1471
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,360
Maybe.

1472
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,360
I don't know, because I know he was in the military.

1473
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:47,360
No, he might be local.

1474
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,360
I don't know.

1475
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,360
Yeah, he was in the military.

1476
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:50,360
I think he goes somewhere else to sell too.

1477
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,040
And for some reason I thought it was to the south.

1478
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:56,360
I can't remember why, but I've talked to that guy numerous times and I bought plants from

1479
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:57,360
him before.

1480
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:58,360
Yeah.

1481
00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:59,360
Everyone in my guild.

1482
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,120
What all have you bought?

1483
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:08,880
Let's see, it was some sort of a eucalyptus looking tree.

1484
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:15,960
It was from Asia and it had pink flowers on it that was really interesting.

1485
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,360
It was in a hanging basket.

1486
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:19,360
It was really pretty.

1487
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:22,760
It lasted two seasons and maybe it wasn't supposed to last anymore.

1488
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:23,760
I don't know.

1489
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,760
Yeah.

1490
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,640
But I brought it in like I was supposed to.

1491
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,680
I fed it and watered it like I was supposed to and everything.

1492
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,280
It could have just been its season.

1493
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,840
Yeah, it could have ran its course.

1494
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:37,160
Yeah, I don't know how long they were supposed to last or whatever.

1495
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,160
They could have ran its course.

1496
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:41,160
That's interesting.

1497
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,800
Kind of look like this.

1498
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,480
A little bit, but it's a lot pinker.

1499
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:46,480
Pinker than purple.

1500
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,480
Yeah.

1501
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:51,520
But it did have the vineys that kind of went down like that.

1502
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,120
It had the vineys that hung down and then the pink blooms.

1503
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,120
You got it done.

1504
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,200
I'm really excited to meet this plant man.

1505
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,120
And then I bought some other plants from him that were a little bit more common.

1506
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:05,560
There's some form of a tulip and that still comes up.

1507
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,560
Yeah, it's really interesting.

1508
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:11,800
It's a bulb plant of some sort and it looks like a tulip only it's a different type of

1509
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:17,080
a color and the leaves are a little bit thicker and come out at the end.

1510
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,080
Really interesting stuff.

1511
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:20,080
My mom had a tree.

1512
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,520
It was called a night blooming Sirius.

1513
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,200
It was a real spidery looking tree.

1514
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,320
Grew inside.

1515
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:33,480
And it would make one flower a year and it would bloom at night over the course of one

1516
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,040
night.

1517
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:39,020
And I just happened to be visiting one time when it was blooming and we kept watching

1518
00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:43,280
it maybe tonight, maybe tonight and then one night it was like after dinner and there was

1519
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,080
like what's that aroma?

1520
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,080
And it was the flower was starting to open.

1521
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:48,080
It was really peppery.

1522
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,300
It has a strong peppery scent when it blooms?

1523
00:58:50,300 --> 00:58:52,640
It was a very strong peppery scent.

1524
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,640
That's interesting.

1525
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,880
Yeah, it wasn't unpleasant or anything.

1526
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:59,760
And pretty soon when it really started to open just the house was flooded with that

1527
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:00,760
scent.

1528
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:07,120
And then we noticed that the windows were open and just the screens, the screens were

1529
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,120
covered with insects.

1530
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,040
Every insect within a mile was smelling that.

1531
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,840
I was like I want to pollinate that.

1532
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,840
It was attracting everything.

1533
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,680
It was amazing.

1534
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:22,440
And just we stayed up until like one or two in the morning and it just started to will

1535
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,720
fade and the scent went away and then that was it.

1536
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,000
Over the course of about eight to ten hours.

1537
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000
That's interesting.

1538
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Yeah.

1539
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,000
That is interesting.

1540
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Where are you from?

1541
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:38,600
I'm originally born in Rochester, New York but my family moved here in 67 so I've pretty

1542
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,240
much grown up here.

1543
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,240
I'm the only one left.

1544
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:45,200
All the rest of my family went boom everywhere else.

1545
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,200
My mom lived in Oregon.

1546
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,200
She's passed.

1547
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,400
I've got a brother in Washington.

1548
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:55,520
I've got a sister in Florida and my oldest brother is in Cape Town, South Africa.

1549
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,440
He and his wife traveled the world for about a year and a half.

1550
00:59:58,440 --> 00:59:59,440
Kind of during COVID.

1551
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:00,440
Cape Town is beautiful.

1552
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:01,440
Yeah.

1553
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:05,440
There's a what do they call it?

1554
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,360
Sand Cop I think is the initials.

1555
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:16,560
It's a South American, South African coastal bird rescue like penguins, frigates, turtles,

1556
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:17,560
seagulls and stuff.

1557
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,600
I remember you telling me that that is really neat.

1558
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,580
So they volunteered there.

1559
01:00:21,580 --> 01:00:24,480
They volunteered there while they were traveling and now they're back there and they're actually

1560
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:29,560
working as a salary but they take care of penguins and other birds and help rehabilitate

1561
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,560
them and turn them back into the wild.

1562
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:34,560
What is that called again?

1563
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:38,720
Sand Cop, S-A-N-C-C-O-B or something like that.

1564
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:39,720
C-O-B-B.

1565
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:40,720
That's really cool.

1566
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:41,720
Yeah.

1567
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,200
They went all over the place.

1568
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:47,480
They tried to get to Japan but Japan wasn't letting anybody in during COVID.

1569
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:51,200
There were a couple of places they couldn't get to.

1570
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,000
They wound up in Peru.

1571
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,000
So Peru, yeah.

1572
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,760
There was this village in Peru where they went where it never rains.

1573
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,720
I mean absolutely never rains.

1574
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:08,360
And he said every day the sky is blue with dry clouds and it's about 70, 72 degrees and

1575
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,360
a little windy.

1576
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:13,120
And it says first it's beautiful but then it's just boring as hell.

1577
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:17,560
And he says you can go downtown and see the corner of a building and there's this giant

1578
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,840
orange stain on the side of the building and running into the street.

1579
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:24,840
He said that's where all the dogs pee and it never rains to wash it off.

1580
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:28,720
So that's like 70 years of dogs peeing on that corner.

1581
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:29,720
It just never rains.

1582
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:30,720
And this is Peru?

1583
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:31,720
Yeah.

1584
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:36,320
It just shows you the value of the seasons or our ecosystem.

1585
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:42,760
You would wish, I wish it was just springtime or summertime all year but then you think

1586
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:43,760
like probably not.

1587
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:48,240
All my friends that moved to Florida, I know quite a few people they got old and they wanted

1588
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:53,480
to go where it's warm and not have a cold, they all really missed the seasons.

1589
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:57,080
So then they moved back and became snowblows.

1590
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,600
Right after Thanksgiving, boom, they're gone.

1591
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,600
My grandmother told me the same thing.

1592
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:05,640
She moved to Arizona when I was like one-ish maybe.

1593
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:09,400
And I went and visited her maybe four or five years ago and she said that.

1594
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,400
She loves it.

1595
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:11,400
It's always hot.

1596
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:16,360
It's to the point where I can't buy jackets, not can't buy, I don't buy jackets or I don't

1597
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,640
buy jeans because it's like it's always hot.

1598
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:21,080
It's never cool enough to wear them.

1599
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:24,600
That would be so foreign to me like waking up and going, well, let's see the weather,

1600
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,520
let's see what I'm going to wear today.

1601
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,520
Around here you got to do that.

1602
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:28,520
You have to do that.

1603
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:32,320
And you have to check the weather for like check the time because it will be hot in the

1604
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,520
day and rain afternoon.

1605
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:38,080
Well, like the other day in the morning it was great.

1606
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:40,520
By time about five o'clock rolled around it was horrible.

1607
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:41,520
I washed my car that day.

1608
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:42,520
Oh, well, your fault.

1609
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:43,520
Your fault then.

1610
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,520
I was washing my car and I said, why the car wasn't packed?

1611
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,520
I was thinking that because normally on a great day the car was going to be packed.

1612
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:52,520
And then I checked the weather like that's why the car wasn't packed.

1613
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,520
It was raining like an hour.

1614
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:55,520
That's me.

1615
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,520
I'd be over there giggling going, I beat him, I beat him.

1616
01:02:58,520 --> 01:02:59,520
Yeah.

1617
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,520
I'd say, oh, they were the smart ones to check the weather, not me.

1618
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,520
It was definitely interesting.

1619
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:10,520
Yeah, we've got my wife and I have a friend that lives in Vegas and she said you really

1620
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:11,520
don't spend any time outside.

1621
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,520
You go from the car to the building or whatever.

1622
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:18,520
She said, really what suffers the most in the heat is your car.

1623
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,520
It's the tires and dashboards.

1624
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:21,520
Yeah.

1625
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:22,520
They just dry.

1626
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:23,520
Oh, yeah.

1627
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:24,520
They crack.

1628
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:27,520
Yeah, your dashboard is just going to dry up and crack and just lie back in the desert.

1629
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:32,520
I have an auntie who lives in Vegas and she told me that, so I go to Vegas often, but

1630
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:36,520
she told me, she's from Kansas City, that I think it was a snow storm in Vegas maybe

1631
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:38,520
two years ago or something like that.

1632
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:39,520
She was like the whole Vegas shut down.

1633
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:41,520
She was confused because she's from Kansas City.

1634
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:42,520
That's right.

1635
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:43,520
It's just snowed in Vegas.

1636
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:44,520
I remember that.

1637
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:45,520
She was telling me something in Houston.

1638
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:46,520
She was so up.

1639
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:47,520
She shut the city down in Houston.

1640
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,520
She was so confused because she liked nothing.

1641
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:50,520
Dallas was nothing.

1642
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:51,520
Yeah, she was like, nothing is open.

1643
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:52,520
She was like, I'm going to go home.

1644
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:57,520
I don't know what to do because they don't have any salt or sand equipment there, so

1645
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:58,520
they literally freak out.

1646
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:02,520
I had a good friend that lived in Dallas for many years in the 90s.

1647
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:08,520
I was coming down for Thanksgiving and I was getting ready to ice that night.

1648
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:12,520
He goes, yeah, you better go get your beer and everything right now.

1649
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:13,520
I go, I'll get it later on.

1650
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,520
He goes, no.

1651
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,520
They're calling for a little bit of ice tonight.

1652
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,520
He said, they'll shut everything down.

1653
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:19,520
I'll go to the 7-Eleven.

1654
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,520
No, that will be shut down.

1655
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:24,520
Everything will shut down.

1656
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:25,520
The whole city?

1657
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:26,520
Yeah, I went and got my beer.

1658
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,520
Just a little bit of ice.

1659
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:33,520
Yeah, and then maybe like three little grains of ice and the whole city is shut down.

1660
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:35,520
First thing on the news.

1661
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:41,520
If the city doesn't have to spend tax dollars on the equipment for snow and ice, why would

1662
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,520
they if they don't get it?

1663
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:43,520
That makes sense why they don't have it.

1664
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:44,520
We get it once every five years.

1665
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,520
They're like, we're just going to tough it out.

1666
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,520
Exactly.

1667
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:54,520
When my mom originally moved to Portland, Oregon in 1990, the city of Portland had no

1668
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:59,520
snow removal equipment to use and no crews to do it because they never needed it.

1669
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:06,520
But then over the course of her living there over the last 30 years or so, they started

1670
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:07,520
getting more and more snow.

1671
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:11,520
They had to pass bond issues to buy equipment, train people.

1672
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:16,520
Then a few years back, they had one snowstorm there where they got almost 20 inches of snow.

1673
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:17,520
Oh, wow.

1674
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,520
This was a town that never got snow.

1675
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:20,520
Yeah.

1676
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:24,520
The climate's changed so much up there to where they do get snow.

1677
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:25,520
Yeah.

1678
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:31,520
They started getting storms and rain and yeah, 34 years ago, it wasn't like that in the Northwest.

1679
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,520
It was mostly just rain, right?

1680
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:34,520
Yeah.

1681
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:37,520
You'd have a rainy season, then you'd have a dry season in the winter.

1682
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,520
Seattle is like the city of rain.

1683
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:41,520
Yeah.

1684
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:42,520
It was constantly raining.

1685
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:46,520
There was a video game that I played called Heavy Rain.

1686
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:47,520
Heavy Rain?

1687
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:48,520
Yeah, very heavy.

1688
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:54,520
But it took place in Seattle and one of the cool things about it was every scene, it showed

1689
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:58,520
you how much it's raining because that was the big part of the game.

1690
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:00,520
It was just like, man, it really rains out here.

1691
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:03,520
Did they change the difficulty of the game because of how much rain it was?

1692
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:05,520
No, it was just like a fun part of the game.

1693
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:06,520
Oh, it's raining today.

1694
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:07,520
Well, it's raining every day.

1695
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:09,520
Okay, well, it's raining this much today.

1696
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:10,520
Yeah.

1697
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:15,520
That's what I really enjoyed about the movie Blade Runner because it was set in Los Angeles

1698
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:19,520
where it never rains, but in the movie Blade Runner, it was constantly raining.

1699
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:20,520
Constantly raining.

1700
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:24,520
You can tell that it just rains month after month after month and I thought, well, that

1701
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:28,520
was pretty cool to take the sunny LA and turn it into this.

1702
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:31,520
This soapy and steam bunk.

1703
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,520
Sad place.

1704
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:36,520
And the funny thing is that that movie took place four years ago in 2019.

1705
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,520
Oh yeah, that's right.

1706
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:39,520
Where are the replicants, man?

1707
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,520
They promised us replicants.

1708
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,520
They were three years behind it.

1709
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,520
It rained and rained and rained this year in California.

1710
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:47,520
Well, that's true.

1711
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:49,520
So they actually kind of called it.

1712
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:50,520
Yeah.

1713
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:51,520
I got a point, yeah.

1714
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:54,520
I know this because I was over there and it was pouring rain.

1715
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:55,520
Really?

1716
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:56,520
Yeah.

1717
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:57,520
Long Beach Airport is half outside.

1718
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:58,520
Oh, that's right.

1719
01:06:58,520 --> 01:06:59,520
When you're coming back from your cruise.

1720
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:00,520
Yeah.

1721
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:03,520
And we're like, yeah, we're like waiting in line and it's pouring rain on us.

1722
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,520
And I'm like, I look at my wife, I go, what the fuck?

1723
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,520
There's no rains here.

1724
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:10,520
What the hell are we doing sitting here in the rain?

1725
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,520
No canopies because it doesn't rain.

1726
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:13,520
You're not worried about it.

1727
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:14,520
So.

1728
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:15,520
How did the city react?

1729
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:17,520
Like, did the airport stand?

1730
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:19,520
They were pissed.

1731
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:20,520
They were pissed.

1732
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:23,520
They're like, I can't believe it's raining so damn much.

1733
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,520
It's crazy.

1734
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:30,520
I feel like if I lived in one of those cities, I wouldn't know how to react because you don't

1735
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:31,520
see it.

1736
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:34,520
But since I live here and I hear those stories, it's like, all right, y'all have an airport

1737
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:35,520
that's open.

1738
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:36,520
Yeah.

1739
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:39,520
Well, that's because it doesn't ever rain except if I'm there.

1740
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:40,520
Yeah.

1741
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:41,520
Yeah, for sure.

1742
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:42,520
Yeah.

1743
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:44,520
So anyhow, I mean, it was okay though.

1744
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:47,520
I mean, it's still a cruise and it's still not air.

1745
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:48,520
Yeah.

1746
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:49,520
I just had to protect my phone.

1747
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:50,520
That was about it.

1748
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:51,520
But I think it's waterproof.

1749
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:52,520
I don't know.

1750
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:53,520
I don't want to find out the hard way.

1751
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:54,520
This fucking thing isn't waterproof.

1752
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:55,520
Yeah.

1753
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:56,520
Yeah.

1754
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:57,520
How was the cruise for you?

1755
01:07:57,520 --> 01:07:58,520
By now?

1756
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,520
How was the cruise for you?

1757
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,520
It was excellent.

1758
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:02,520
The cruise was good.

1759
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:03,520
It was a little cold, but I don't care.

1760
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:04,520
I was on water and I was on insurance.

1761
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:05,520
What cruise line did you go in?

1762
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:06,520
Carnival.

1763
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:07,520
Okay.

1764
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:08,520
Because we're platinum on there.

1765
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:09,520
We're not platinum on anything else.

1766
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,520
We don't get perks on anywhere else.

1767
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:12,520
So we just stuck with Carnival.

1768
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:15,520
It was one of the Alaskan cruises?

1769
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,520
Oh, we went on Alaskan last year.

1770
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:18,520
How was that?

1771
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:19,520
That was excellent.

1772
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:20,520
God, I'd recommend it to anybody.

1773
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:21,520
Really?

1774
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:22,520
Yeah.

1775
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:23,520
It was fantastic.

1776
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:26,520
I've been on a couple of the warm Carnival cruises.

1777
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:30,520
What's the difference between being on like a tropical one versus the Alaskan one?

1778
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:31,520
Okay.

1779
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:37,520
Well, the Alaskan one, although we went in June and we actually needed shorts in Alaska,

1780
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:43,520
because we were in Ketchikan the day they had the hottest day on record, 86 degrees.

1781
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,520
You've seen a lot of historic.

1782
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:47,520
Yeah, you've seen history.

1783
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:48,520
Yeah.

1784
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:49,520
We were there sweating our ass off.

1785
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:50,520
I was going, what the fuck?

1786
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,520
They told us not to bring shorts.

1787
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:53,520
This is Alaska.

1788
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,520
Yeah.

1789
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:55,520
But it was still fun.

1790
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:59,520
We saw bears, whales, sea lions, and about anything you could see.

1791
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:01,520
Yeah, it was excellent.

1792
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:04,520
An Alaskan cruise is really cool because you are going to be cold.

1793
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:09,520
When they go through a fjord and you go up to a glacier, it's cold.

1794
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,520
Yeah, it's like standing in front of an open freezer.

1795
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:13,520
Yeah, that's so dope.

1796
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,520
Oh yeah, we're out there freezing.

1797
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:17,520
Like the green here, how close can you get to it?

1798
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,520
About from here to.

1799
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:20,520
No, that's the ice where.

1800
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:21,520
The moon.

1801
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:24,520
But your face is like, hold on, why are we so close?

1802
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:25,520
No, this is on a catamaran.

1803
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:28,520
The cruise ship was quite a ways away, but we're on a balcony.

1804
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:31,520
We had our own balcony so we could see it perfectly.

1805
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:34,520
I mean, they get pretty close, but on the catamaran,

1806
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:39,520
about midway through that section right there is how close we got.

1807
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,520
It felt like a freezer being open.

1808
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:43,520
Like you said, you could just feel that cold.

1809
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:46,520
But it was real crisp and it was fantastic.

1810
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:48,520
I mean, it was beautiful.

1811
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:50,520
I want to go on one eventually.

1812
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:55,520
And then they have big ice boogs out there floating around, which is cooler than shit.

1813
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:57,520
Yeah, iceberg.

1814
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:59,520
No, I know, everybody thinks that.

1815
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:01,520
I didn't learn the first time.

1816
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:04,520
Little red paint scrape on the side of that one.

1817
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:06,520
Well, they're actually laughing about that.

1818
01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:13,520
They said that the, you know, actually the way we build things is like now a catamaran is stronger than the Titanic was.

1819
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:16,520
A catamaran could go up and hit an iceberg and just be like.

1820
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:17,520
Just crash through it.

1821
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:18,520
Bounce off.

1822
01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:20,520
Yeah, probably bounce off of it.

1823
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:21,520
Yeah.

1824
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:22,520
I don't even want that though.

1825
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:24,520
Isn't that crazy that we would bounce off?

1826
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,520
We'll be OK, but I'd probably die from like an anxiety attack.

1827
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:30,520
My heart just stopped because I think I'm going to die.

1828
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:34,520
Oh no, you wouldn't have liked this camera and these idiots like go closer.

1829
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:37,520
I was the one guy going, it's the fellas, fellas.

1830
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:38,520
Come back.

1831
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:39,520
We'll make it back home.

1832
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:40,520
You see that dot over there?

1833
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:41,520
That's a cruise ship.

1834
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:45,520
You stay the fuck right here.

1835
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:47,520
I know I'm not swimming that far.

1836
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:48,520
Yeah, for sure.

1837
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:51,520
I know I'll get hypothermia about two minutes into it, so don't do it.

1838
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:55,520
Some of those chunks break off too, you know, and they can make a big ass wave.

1839
01:10:55,520 --> 01:11:00,520
We saw them break off because it was during June and it was so much warmer than normal

1840
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:03,520
up there that we got to just watch it go, shh.

1841
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:08,520
And then we also got to watch some of the glacier cave in, which was good and bad

1842
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:11,520
because we don't really want to see that, but at the same time it's kind of breathtaking.

1843
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:12,520
It's good, it's cool.

1844
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:13,520
Yeah, I get what you're saying.

1845
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:16,520
It's nice to see, but you shouldn't be seeing it.

1846
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:17,520
Yeah, you shouldn't be seeing it.

1847
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,520
It's going to happen anyway.

1848
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:20,520
Yeah, exactly.

1849
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,520
It seems like it would make you feel small.

1850
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:26,520
Oh, it does make you feel, yeah, it really makes you feel really small.

1851
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:27,520
That's very cool.

1852
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:33,520
But one side of it does not have ice on it because of the logistics of the harbor

1853
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:38,520
that you go into and the sea part of it didn't have ice on it.

1854
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:43,520
And they had huge waterfalls from the water melting, and the waterfalls were insane.

1855
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:44,520
They were so cool.

1856
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:45,520
Wow.

1857
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:46,520
Yeah.

1858
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:47,520
I definitely have to see that.

1859
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:50,520
So I am going on my first cruise this November, I believe, somewhere around there.

1860
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:52,520
Where are you going to?

1861
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:55,520
Jamaica, the Cayman Islands, and somewhere else.

1862
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:56,520
Okay.

1863
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:57,520
It's for my mom's birthday.

1864
01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:58,520
I'll let her plan it.

1865
01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:59,520
You'll have fun.

1866
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:00,520
Yeah.

1867
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:01,520
And you'll have fun.

1868
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:03,520
No, sir, New Orleans.

1869
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:04,520
Okay.

1870
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,520
So I'll let her plan it and do what she wants to do.

1871
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:12,520
But I'm excited because as it's getting closer, I'm looking up more cruises.

1872
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:15,520
I didn't know there was an Alaskan cruise until you asked the question.

1873
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:16,520
So I'm like, maybe that's something I need to look into.

1874
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:17,520
It's cool.

1875
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:18,520
It's more like to see things.

1876
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:19,520
Yeah, for sure.

1877
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:22,520
Of course, you can kick it on the cruise.

1878
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:23,520
Yeah.

1879
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:26,520
They have trans-Atlantic cruises that you can go from New York all the way over to the

1880
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:27,520
Mediterranean and come back.

1881
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:28,520
How long is that?

1882
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:31,520
About 20 days, I think.

1883
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:34,520
That's crazy.

1884
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:35,520
Yeah.

1885
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:38,520
They have cruises that you can go to Alaska, spend three days in Alaska at a lodge, and

1886
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:40,520
then jump back on the ship and come back again.

1887
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:41,520
Oh, that's amazing.

1888
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:42,520
They have 14-day cruises to Hawaii.

1889
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:43,520
Yeah.

1890
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:44,520
My boss just told me about that yesterday.

1891
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:49,520
It's 14 days to get there, and then you stay there for a few days, and then 14 days to

1892
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:50,520
get back.

1893
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:51,520
That's a lot of work.

1894
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:52,520
That's crazy.

1895
01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:53,520
It's probably not the people you want to have.

1896
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:56,520
I love a cruise, but I don't know if I'd want to be on a ship that long.

1897
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:59,520
You'd finally be like, yeah, I want to see my dogs.

1898
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:00,520
Yeah, for sure.

1899
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:03,520
I'm kind of interested in those European river cruises.

1900
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:04,520
Those are cool.

1901
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:09,520
Where you get on one of the big, like the Volga or the Danube or one of those big, like

1902
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:17,520
the Volga or the Danube or one of those rivers that goes through all these different European

1903
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:18,520
countries.

1904
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:23,520
Both coastlines, or both riverbanks, have cities on them, so you can stop anywhere and get

1905
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:25,520
off, and shop here, shop there.

1906
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:26,520
That does sound cool.

1907
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:27,520
See the size, see all the history.

1908
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:28,520
Look at Viking.

1909
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:29,520
Viking, yeah.

1910
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:30,520
Viking river cruises.

1911
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:31,520
I've seen the ads.

1912
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:32,520
I'm sorry.

1913
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:33,520
European river cruises.

1914
01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:34,520
You guys go ahead and keep talking.

1915
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:35,520
Well, I'm going to have to go too, so hurry.

1916
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:36,520
In that case.

1917
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:37,520
Yep, in that case.

1918
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:40,520
It was nice meeting you guys.

1919
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:41,520
Great having you guys.

1920
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:42,520
We're here a lot tonight.

1921
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:43,520
I definitely will see you again.

1922
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,520
Yes, sir.

1923
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:45,520
Very nice talking to you, man.

1924
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:46,520
Do you guys have like social media?

1925
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:47,520
Yeah, well, we do.

1926
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:48,520
We're on Facebook.

1927
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:49,520
We've got a Facebook group.

1928
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:52,520
Yeah, two beach bags, a microphone, and just add us.

1929
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:55,520
We've got our website there on the banner.

1930
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:56,520
I will find you.

1931
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:57,520
I appreciate it.

1932
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:58,520
And I will be back.

1933
01:13:58,520 --> 01:13:59,520
All right.

1934
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:00,520
Nice meeting you, Mark.

1935
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:01,520
Good to see you guys.

1936
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:02,520
All right, I'll be right back.

1937
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:03,520
I'm going to hit this on pause right now.

1938
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:04,520
Okay.

1939
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:11,520
Two douchebags and microphone dot net, your one stop for everything douchebaggery.

1940
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,520
You want to write us?

1941
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:15,520
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1942
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,520
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1943
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:19,520
When we go live, you can call in.

1944
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:23,520
All of this stuff is right there for your ear holes and eye holes.

1945
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:24,520
You got it, chumps.

1946
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:25,520
It's all yours.

1947
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:28,520
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1948
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:30,520
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1949
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1950
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1951
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:36,520
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1952
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:38,520
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1953
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:51,520
Hey, where do they go?

1954
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:52,520
Where are the douchebags?

1955
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:53,520
Hmph.

1956
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:54,520
Oh, my God.

1957
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:56,520
Someone took a dump in the corner.

1958
01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:57,520
Oh, geez.

1959
01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:58,520
Ugh.

1960
01:14:58,520 --> 01:14:59,520
Glad they're gone.

1961
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:02,520
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1962
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:29,520
Man, that smells.