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it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast.

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This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags and a Microphone.

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People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast.

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Tabasco sauce, and old sock with dark fuzzy urine.

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Two, look for the spot absent of patrons.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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You remind me of a penny

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Two-faced and not worth much.

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Hey, look. I think we found land.

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Oh my God, I think we're safe.

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Oh no. It's the Island of Horrible Jokes.

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Ahhhhhh!

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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A dinosaur?

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Alright, two douche bags and a microphone.

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Mark?

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And I'm Topher.

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Alright, Topher, you have the floor, you have some stuff you want to say.

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Oh yeah, I've been looking at some interesting things about the English language and I've

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uncovered some fun facts about the English language and language in general.

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You're familiar with the word quite, Q-U-I-T-E.

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Yes.

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Like, it's quite sunny today or you're quite pretty.

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We're used to it meaning very or quite a lot, a whole bunch.

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In England it means the exact opposite and I didn't know that.

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So when you're in England and say, oh yeah, it's quite a lovely day today, what they mean

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is this is a shitty day, isn't it?

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Is it sarcastic or is that just what it means?

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It's in their culture that when you say quite, that means it's the opposite of what you're

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saying.

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Like, oh, you're quite.

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Just like someone going, how you doing?

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Oh, just great.

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It doesn't mean just great, it means shitty, but I'm going to be facetious about it.

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When an English person says, oh, he's quite intelligent, what he means is that guy's a

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fucking moron.

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Wow, I never knew that.

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I never knew that.

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So a lot of times when I thought they were calling someone brilliant, they're actually

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calling him a moron.

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Yes.

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I'll be damned.

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I've never heard that.

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And the English people are confused by that too because they'll look at American music,

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you know, where the word quite is in the lyrics and they think about it in their way instead

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of our way.

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It's like, that's supposed to be a love song?

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You said she's quite pretty?

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Well, in here that means she really is.

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But in England, being quite pretty means, ew, who would want to look at that?

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Is that weird?

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Okay, never knew, but that's pretty interesting.

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Now contractions, aren't they weird?

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Like I am, you can contract that to I'm.

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Yeah, yeah, you just shorten it and yeah.

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But there are only certain times that you're allowed to do that.

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I don't think people know this, so go ahead.

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It's like, including me.

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It's like you could say, I'm hungry.

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And that's perfectly fine.

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But if someone said, you know, who's hungry?

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And you said, I'm.

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Oh, that's right.

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It's a contraction of I am.

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You said I am, but you just contracted to I'm.

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Pretty sure I've heard people do that before.

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Or like the opposite.

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Who in here has already eaten?

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Weave for we have.

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I'm going to start using it like that.

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Isn't that weird?

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There are times when a contraction just doesn't make sense.

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I'm going to start doing it just because it doesn't make sense.

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Yeah, it makes people go, weave?

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Weave?

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Anyhow, go ahead.

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He's not as skillful at that as I'm.

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Yeah, that's right.

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He's not as good at that as we are.

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And start using quite in the other way.

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Yes.

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All right.

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What I heard that recently was the expression, if you're happy, I am.

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You could answer that as, well, if you're happy, I'm.

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You could?

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And they just stop right there and they're like, uh, uh.

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They're like, wait a minute, did that mean you are?

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Because if I heard that just right off the surface, I'd be questioning what the person

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answered would.

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Wouldn't you?

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You'd be like, well, wait a minute.

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Um, I'm.

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It actually confirms what you mean, but at the same time, it makes you wonder if they

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really meant it.

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Does that make sense?

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I think it's the guys that are here to fix the fence.

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They're.

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That's even better.

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They're.

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I'm cracking myself up.

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Sorry.

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Okay.

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I like it.

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Well, here's another thing to think about the English language.

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The English language is so weird and screwed up that we have competitions with prizes for

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people who can spell correctly.

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Our own language.

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That's true.

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If you can spell our own language correctly, you can win prizes in the competition.

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You know what?

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I don't think dogs have to learn how to bark.

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No, you're right.

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And bark correctly and have to compete with each other because they forgot how to bark

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or how to spell that bark or what.

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That's funny.

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We have paid and they broadcast these competitions on TV.

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And people get excited over it.

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And people watch them.

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And then if someone wins, they're like, oh my God, I won the spelling bee.

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Actually should be like, yeah, well.

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A competition based on the fact that our language is so messed up, we can't spell our own language

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correctly.

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That's just funny.

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Here's another weird thing about the English language.

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We have a word that specifically means throwing something out of a window.

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That word is defenestration.

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But we don't have a word that means the day after tomorrow.

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I use the day after tomorrow a lot more often than I use defenestration.

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I do too.

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So which one would I rather have a word for?

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Isn't that weird?

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We've never come up with a word for the day after tomorrow or two days before yesterday.

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Why don't we have a word for that?

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Yeah.

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How about the sentence, I understand shit?

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It means two different things.

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You say, hey, I understand shit.

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That means you understand a lot.

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Or you could say, you don't know shit.

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Or say, I understand shit.

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It depends on how you say it.

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Yep.

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Same sentence could mean the exact opposite.

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Depending on how you say it.

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How confusing that would be for another culture to hear and go.

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Yeah.

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Or you say the same thing each time.

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Or you see it written down.

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Well, that's how the text gets so many people in trouble.

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You could go, huh, yeah, I agree.

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And it sounds like, uh-huh.

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Or you could go, yeah.

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And it means, yeah.

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But it could also mean like, yeah, whatever.

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Another one, the word chaperone has two opposite meanings.

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One, your parent could be the chaperone on the date of like if you're 15 year old daughter

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is having her first date.

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So dad goes along as the chaperone.

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So everything's fine.

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It's all cool.

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Nobody's.

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Yeah, going to fucking finger jack, all that.

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Or you and your gal could be going out and take a buddy of yours along.

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And you say, hey, you know, her mom doesn't have to worry because my friend's here and

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he's the chaperone.

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But all he's really there to do is give the appearance of supervision and he's going to

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turn his back and let you do whatever you want.

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So people use the word chaperone both ways.

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Oh, I had a chaperone.

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It's all right.

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We got a chaperone.

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Yeah, don't worry.

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Good point.

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When you write the word manslaughter, it looks exactly like man's laughter.

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It does.

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It does.

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Because here's why.

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And I noticed this a long time ago.

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My ink was going out on my printer and I printed something that had manslaughter in it and

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the middle was faded just enough to make it look like man's laughter.

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And I'm like, what is it to, oh, manslaughter.

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Means totally different things.

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And boy, wouldn't that confuse somebody.

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If the S is faded, it looks like man's laughter.

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Oh, OK.

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Someone is not laughing.

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One person might be, but one of them is not laughing.

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Here's six sentences that are very similar, but mean totally different things.

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You could tell someone, you are shit.

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Or you could say, you ain't shit.

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Wow.

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Yep.

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What a means you're greatest.

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Everyone means you're nothing.

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Or you are not shit.

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That means, no, you're not shit.

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But isn't that the same as you ain't shit?

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Yeah.

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Ain't is are not.

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Yeah.

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How about you are not the shit.

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That means you aren't as big good as you think you are.

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Yeah.

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How about you are the shit.

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Suddenly, that means a good thing.

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Just by contraction.

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Yeah.

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Just shifting the words just a little bit.

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Adding a word.

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Yeah.

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Totally different meanings.

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Just by contraction, but also shifting the word.

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Add the word the.

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Yeah.

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Isn't that weird?

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How bizarre.

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No wonder our language is so confusing.

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How hard would it be to catch on to a country's slang?

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You can learn the language, but learning the slang?

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Dang.

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That would be, yeah.

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I think that's where reading the room comes in.

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You know, if someone goes, you are the shit.

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Then everyone's like, yeah.

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OK, I must have meant the opposite.

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Who goes, you're shit.

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And everyone's like, oh no, he just told him off.

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Yeah.

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And did you know slang is a contraction?

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No.

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For short language.

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Short language.

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Didn't even know that.

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Yeah.

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Slang is a slang word.

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So the American, the new contemporary American urban dictionary is all short language?

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Yes.

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Short language.

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All right.

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Very good.

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Or what, was that it?

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I can't, you know, I can't remember what that was.

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Anyhow, go ahead.

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Isn't it weird that you get on a bus, but you get in the car?

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In both cases, you've entered the door and sat down inside a movie vehicle.

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But you get on a bus and you get in the car.

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Yeah, it looks like, why is that?

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Yeah, I mean, you don't like jump up on the top of it and just hang out there.

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You don't jump up on the hood and hang out there.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Wow.

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Now, you can say a house and a home are the same thing, but doing housework and doing

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the homework are very different things.

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Wow.

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Here's the good one.

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Fat chance and slim chance mean the exact same thing.

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They do.

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Exact same thing.

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Wow.

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I love that one.

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Try this one.

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You can put the word only anywhere in the sentence and it still makes sense.

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Here's an example.

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Here's the sentence.

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Yesterday, I went to the store.

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Now, I'm going to try putting the word only between every single word.

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Yesterday, yesterday, I went to the store.

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Yesterday, only I went to the store.

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Yesterday, I only went to the store.

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Yesterday, I went only to the store.

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Wow.

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Yesterday, I went to only the store.

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Yesterday, I went to the only store.

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Yesterday, I went to the store only.

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Wow.

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The word only fits everywhere.

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Isn't that nuts?

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That is nuts.

298
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It's difficult to come up with a sentence

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where the word only doesn't fit in

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between any two words.

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Wow.

302
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Do other languages have a word like that?

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I don't know.

304
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Didn't that blow your mind?

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That threw me for a little bit of a loop too.

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Wow.

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The other day.

308
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Okay.

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That could mean anything from yesterday to 50 years ago.

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That could.

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Yeah.

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And it's perfectly acceptable to mean

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either way it's like that.

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any length of time is the other day.

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The other day.

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I'm amusing myself, you can tell.

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No, this is great.

318
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It's amusing me too.

319
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I love shit like this.

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It's very interesting.

321
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That's the end of my language stuff.

322
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Okay.

323
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I like that a lot.

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Don't forget to hit the subscribe button.

325
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Don't forget to hit the subscribe button.

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Don't forget to hit the subscribe.

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Swimming in toxic masculinity

328
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and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags.

329
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Two douche bags and a microphone

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invade your ear holes in three, two, one.

331
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All aware of the Amber Alert, right?

332
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Well, get rid of your disinfectants

333
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and rubber bed spreads kids.

334
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It's the all new Amber Heard Alert system.

335
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This fantastic early warning device

336
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helps one stay dry and rid of all

337
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those annoying mattress invoices.

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Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath

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and wait for the running water sound.

340
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This clever machine has three distinct settings.

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Bablin Brooks, ocean waves,

342
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and roaring river for those close calls.

343
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Order today and get a free Cinnabon Renuze It Cartridge.

344
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And a microphone.

345
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Mark.

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Toeberg.

347
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Did you see once again Patrick Mahomes made

348
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Time Magazine's most influential people?

349
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,360
Yeah, yeah, I did see that.

350
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Yeah, there's second or third.

351
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I'm not sure.

352
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It could be the third actually.

353
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It's at least two.

354
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It could be the third.

355
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It could be the third.

356
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It could be the third.

357
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It could be the third.

358
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It could be the third.

359
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It could be the third.

360
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It could be the third.

361
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It could be the third.

362
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It could be the third.

363
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It could be the third.

364
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It could be the fourth.

365
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It could be the fourth.

366
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It could be the fifth.

367
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,360
It could be the fifth.

368
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,360
It's at least two.

369
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,360
And is already not that long career, all the accomplishments.

370
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Three Super Bowls, two wins, five championship games.

371
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,360
He's certainly turned the NFL world upside down.

372
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,360
Yeah, he has.

373
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Everybody's doing things differently now because Mahomes is here.

374
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And it's true.

375
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,360
And everybody wants the next Pat Mahomes and Patrick, I should say Patrick.

376
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Patrick.

377
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Pat is his dad.

378
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Pat is his father.

379
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As we've learned from his mother.

380
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Yes, yes.

381
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:25,360
So Peyton Manning selected Mahomes on behalf of Time Magazine.

382
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Peyton explains you can learn a lot about a person by the way he treats eighth graders.

383
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:36,360
He was referred to Mahomes time as a counselor at Manning's passing academy.

384
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I remember his arm strength back then it jumped out at you.

385
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Manning goes on to say that he is still jumping out.

386
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And let's see, he is still setting new bars.

387
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And then, you know, after a second Super Bowl win, he said that his arm still jumps out

388
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:58,360
at you about because what he meant by that was is no one else is throwing like him still

389
00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,360
to this day.

390
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,360
No one's caught up with him.

391
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,360
Yeah.

392
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:05,360
So all these young players are trying to imitate his sidearm throws and incredible plays.

393
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:09,360
But I hope they also know that he is an incredibly hard worker.

394
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He appreciates the cerebral part of the game.

395
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,360
Yeah.

396
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And he understands his platform.

397
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And as an MVP quarterback of a Super Bowl winning team with the largest event in Kansas

398
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City history, the 2023 draft set to arrive later this month and the 2026 World Cup is

399
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just around the corner.

400
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,360
That's true.

401
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,360
Yeah.

402
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:37,360
It's impossible not to ponder the quarterback's impact on the region and the country.

403
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,360
Yeah.

404
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,360
Which is true.

405
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,360
Man, he is recognizable everywhere in the country and.

406
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,360
And everybody mimics him from haircut.

407
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,360
Yeah.

408
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To the way they throw.

409
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,360
Yeah.

410
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To the way they just everything when you see young quarterbacks out there playing, everybody

411
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,360
tries to mimic somebody.

412
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For a long time, his damn Marinos really quick pass delivery.

413
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,360
Remember when they're doing that?

414
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Yeah.

415
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:05,360
And then it was like the wind up, if you will, because there's a lot of quarterbacks that

416
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:10,360
operated kind of from, you know, from the large stance where you plant your feet and

417
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you throw it.

418
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:15,360
And then it was like the Aaron Rodgers throw across the body deal.

419
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,360
All that stuff.

420
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,360
Yeah.

421
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,360
Yeah.

422
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,360
So yeah.

423
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And it only makes sense because he's such a winning quarterback and so talented and

424
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,360
so far above most of the other ones.

425
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,360
Yeah.

426
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:29,360
If not all of them, that they that he is the one that's going to be imitated the most.

427
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,360
Plus, he's he's got a very personable demeanor.

428
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:39,360
None of us know what he's like, you know, in in regular normal life with just his fans.

429
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,760
Let me put it like this.

430
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,960
His commercials come off very well.

431
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,960
Yes.

432
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:44,960
Yeah.

433
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:48,520
Very likable, very open.

434
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:52,920
When I see Aaron Rodgers on a commercial, he looks to me like somebody who's just kind

435
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:56,000
of smirking at everybody and waiting for his paycheck.

436
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,960
He doesn't look happy and personable.

437
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:02,600
And, you know, it doesn't really seem to fit.

438
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,880
Yeah.

439
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,280
People used to say that about the actor Ted Danson.

440
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,280
He comes off very cold.

441
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,280
He does.

442
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,560
But that from what I understand, he's like a really cool guy.

443
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,560
Yeah.

444
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,560
But he comes off very cold.

445
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,560
Yeah.

446
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,560
I don't know.

447
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,560
Not very likable.

448
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,560
Yeah.

449
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,560
But Mahomes comes across really well.

450
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,000
He's got the Kermit the Frog voice.

451
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
That's another thing, too.

452
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,720
He's very identifiable from voice to look.

453
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:25,720
Yeah.

454
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:26,720
To talent.

455
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,720
Yeah.

456
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:28,720
So.

457
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:29,720
So anyhow, that was the end of that article.

458
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,720
It was a small article.

459
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:35,880
It's abbreviated quite a bit because the article went into a lot of other things like the draft

460
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:40,760
and basically telling you about how his effect on everything is going to be.

461
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,760
That's not why I did it.

462
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:46,600
I wanted to let it be known that, hey, he grabbed another pretty prestigious award.

463
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,600
Yeah.

464
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,000
That's kind of really not being talked about.

465
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And I just thought that I'd throw that in there.

466
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,360
Yeah.

467
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,360
So.

468
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,360
Hey, you have some stuff?

469
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,360
Yeah.

470
00:19:55,360 --> 00:20:05,200
I'm old enough to remember kind of a transition period between radio and TV to where radio

471
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:09,600
wasn't king anymore, but it still had a big hold on everybody.

472
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,000
That TV was becoming the big thing.

473
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,200
That was before me.

474
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,200
Yeah.

475
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,160
This was like late 60s.

476
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:23,160
I remember I'd still listen to the radio a lot and there were scheduled shows that came

477
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on at certain times on the different radio stations.

478
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:33,720
The newspaper would publish a schedule of the radio stations and their programming.

479
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:38,580
But TV was really horny end of onto that.

480
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They were showing movies, reruns of movies.

481
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:45,120
It used to be you'd go to the movie theater and see a movie and then you'd never see it

482
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,400
again unless they happened to bring it by.

483
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,520
But then TV brought a lot of those out and said, okay, we're going to show them on your

484
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TV.

485
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,640
Radio can't do that.

486
00:20:54,640 --> 00:21:00,920
So I've seen a lot of the transition to where at this point radio is pretty irrelevant.

487
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:06,920
It's got some niche applications, but it used to be everybody listened to the radio every

488
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,720
day for something.

489
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:14,960
Now it's like radio, but people really move to TV.

490
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:22,480
But now I see people moving away from TV and onto just on demand content and a lot of it

491
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not even created by professionals.

492
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:33,720
So I'm wondering, are we having a big change to where TV is going to kind of go the way

493
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of radio?

494
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,040
Or am I jumping the gun, do you think?

495
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:42,160
You think TV's still got a ways to go before it just kind of fades away like radio has?

496
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:47,400
I've examined this before you brought this up.

497
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,240
I've thought about this quite a bit.

498
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:55,800
Here's what's happening is, okay, let's say that the average person has five, no, no,

499
00:21:55,800 --> 00:22:00,480
no, scratch that, 20 hours a week, discretionary time.

500
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,480
Yeah.

501
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,480
Okay.

502
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,080
So he's probably having something allocated to do that he has to do.

503
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,080
Yeah.

504
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,080
Okay.

505
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,080
Let's go to work and then maybe come home.

506
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,080
I don't know.

507
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,920
You got free time between dinner and bed.

508
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:12,920
Yes.

509
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:13,920
Yeah.

510
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:17,120
And then maybe a couple hours before he goes to bed, you know, the kids are asleep doing

511
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,760
their homework, whatever.

512
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,760
So all right.

513
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:23,520
During that time, he has a good old podcast.

514
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,520
Yeah.

515
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:30,560
He has live radio, which is going the way of the dinosaur.

516
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,720
Yeah.

517
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:38,280
He has TV, but not only does he have TV, he doesn't have four channels, even eight channels.

518
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,680
He has channels.

519
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,200
He has on demand.

520
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,200
He has streaming.

521
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,280
On demand is streaming basically, but he has all of these things.

522
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,720
You know, he can go, he can even go to air if he wants.

523
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,240
Let's say that he wants the 3000 channels that are on air right now.

524
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,240
Yeah.

525
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,240
Yeah.

526
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,200
The digital channels.

527
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:04,280
So the problem is this right here, how do you get your share of what's not really there

528
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,120
like it was before?

529
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,260
Yeah.

530
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:12,740
And they're still running into the problem that radio has, which is it's not available

531
00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:13,980
when you're ready.

532
00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:15,880
You have to be ready when it's available.

533
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,880
Exactly.

534
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,440
A lot of TV is the same way.

535
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,520
You want to watch the show, you better be sitting there at eight o'clock on Thursday

536
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,000
because that's when it's on.

537
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:28,400
But if you're in radio, let's say you do a live show, what do live shows do?

538
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,520
They chop it up and they podcast it.

539
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:31,520
Yeah.

540
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,640
Because that's their version of on demand.

541
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,640
Yeah.

542
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:39,600
Matter of fact, I would venture to say that on demand on TV came from podcasting.

543
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,200
Yeah, I would imagine so.

544
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,920
They looked over and said, look what they're doing.

545
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:43,920
Yeah.

546
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,040
They're just putting it online and said, grab it when you want, we're right here.

547
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,040
Yeah.

548
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:55,280
There was some actor recently that turned down a deal with Netflix for a show and it's

549
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,680
because he wanted his shows to come out once a week.

550
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:04,160
And Netflix says, no, we tape a season and we dump them all at once so people can binge

551
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,440
watch and the guy's like, I don't want to do that.

552
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,760
I want to do a show where you have to wait a week between.

553
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:14,240
And Netflix was smart enough to say, you know what, people aren't going to put up with that.

554
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,400
They aren't even going to bother to come back next week.

555
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,400
That's true.

556
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,240
They're going to wait until all of them are out so they can watch them all at once.

557
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,640
But by then they probably don't care anyway.

558
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,640
So they kick disaster.

559
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,260
I can't remember the actor was, a comedian or something.

560
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:33,320
But people want things on their schedule right now and that's not TV.

561
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:38,480
You can get TV programs that way, but TV is at its core.

562
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:43,880
We broadcast it at this time on this channel and if you want to watch it, then you be here

563
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,880
and tune in.

564
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,760
Otherwise you're streaming it.

565
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:47,760
That's right.

566
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,120
So why not just skip that whole TV part and just stream it?

567
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,120
Yeah.

568
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,120
Yeah.

569
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,120
Yup.

570
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:58,960
I kind of see TV needing to change in a big way.

571
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,240
Yeah, they're going to have to.

572
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,040
There's no way that they can keep continuing like they are.

573
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,040
Yeah.

574
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:12,480
Because when my wife watches shows, most of the channels that she watches, I'd say a good

575
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:17,800
half of the commercials are for other shows on that channel or affiliated channels.

576
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:26,520
So they're not on air to be something to sell a product for some advertiser.

577
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,820
They're just promoting themselves.

578
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:34,200
It's like watch our show and then the ad is watch more of our shows.

579
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:40,160
And that's kind of a cannibalistic way to run your network because you don't pay yourself

580
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,320
for those ads, do you?

581
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,320
Yeah, that's right.

582
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,440
I've got to hope people tune in.

583
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,360
But if they tune in and all you're running are more ads for yourself, you're still not

584
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:48,360
making money.

585
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,360
Yeah.

586
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:56,280
But that's what TV stations and shows are doing now because the ad revenue isn't there.

587
00:25:56,280 --> 00:26:00,520
If they could sell that ad time for more products, they would be doing it.

588
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:05,240
But all they can do is run more ads for their own shows, which costs them money.

589
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,240
You're right.

590
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:11,240
So I don't see television surviving in its present form all that much longer.

591
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,680
It's going to survive just not in its form right now.

592
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:14,680
Right, right.

593
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,680
Right.

594
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:20,520
Like radio from the 40s was some music, but a lot of programs, comedy skits.

595
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,760
Oh, Lone Ranger, Blue Beetle, all of that used to be on.

596
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,600
News programs, commentary programs.

597
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,080
I mean, it was just all sort of...

598
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,080
Paul Harvey.

599
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,480
Now it's just, your station may have a format, but they stray from it.

600
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:37,040
Oh, this is a rock and roll station, but they play whatever.

601
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,440
Or they spend 20 minutes talking about a show that was on last night.

602
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,760
It's like, it's whatever they want.

603
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:48,240
It had to change into something that was more spontaneous.

604
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,360
I think TV's going to have to do the same thing.

605
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,640
I think they will.

606
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:52,640
They'll figure it out.

607
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,640
They're working on it right now.

608
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,640
You know that.

609
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,200
I'd love for our listeners to let me know what they think.

610
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,200
Yeah.

611
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,200
Yep.

612
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,200
You got the number.

613
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,720
I got one for you.

614
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,720
Sure.

615
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:09,560
In India, a former Indian politician and his brother were shot to death on live TV on Saturday

616
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,920
while flanked by police on the way to a nearby hospital for a checkup after he was jailed

617
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,920
for a kidnapping blot.

618
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,920
Wow.

619
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,920
That's crazy.

620
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:24,360
Ateeq Ahmad, who served in the Indian parliament from 2004 to 2009, was being escorted to a

621
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:32,200
hospital in Prayagrah, I think, when he was surrounded by journalists seeking to interview

622
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,600
him before his scheduled appointment.

623
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:41,280
Ahmad and his brother, Arshraf, was shot dead and police arrested two suspects and alleged

624
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:45,040
associate identified as Laveesh Tarari.

625
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:54,080
Sunday and Arun Morai and the BBC reported had been posing as journalists.

626
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,080
Oh, that's clever.

627
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,080
Yep.

628
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,600
Witnesses reported, and if I mess these names up, just pretend that's their name.

629
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,600
Yeah.

630
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,600
Okay.

631
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:06,480
They reported hearing at least 14 rounds being fired in about 22 seconds.

632
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,480
Oh, that's a lot.

633
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,480
Yeah.

634
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,480
That sounds like America there, don't it?

635
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,480
Yeah.

636
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:19,640
The Times of India reported the alleged shooters were heard shooting G. Shree Ram after they

637
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:27,680
were detained, a phrase used by Hindus that means victory to Lord Rama.

638
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:32,120
The news came after Ahmad's teenage son, Asad, was killed in a shootout with police earlier

639
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,240
in the week along with another man.

640
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:38,840
Local news outlets as a jailed gangster and gangster turned politician, Ahmad was jailed

641
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:44,840
in 2019 after he was convicted of kidnapping and facing murder and assault charges, according

642
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:45,840
to the BBC.

643
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,840
Oh, gosh.

644
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,760
So, we are not the only ones with corrupt shit.

645
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,040
We don't have the market cornered.

646
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,040
No, we don't.

647
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,040
Okay.

648
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:58,720
Anyhow, you have some others?

649
00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,720
Yeah.

650
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:05,800
I've been almost exactly nine years since Malaysian Flight MH370 disappeared.

651
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,800
Oh, yeah.

652
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,800
Remember that?

653
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,600
Yes, I do.

654
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:14,760
Netflix has a new documentary on Flight MH370.

655
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,920
So I thought I'd give a kind of update on some stuff I found out about it because the

656
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:24,840
Netflix documentary apparently isn't very good.

657
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:32,200
The Netflix documentary seems to be made to sensationalize and draw viewers and pass along

658
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,200
very little information.

659
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,200
It is.

660
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,200
It is.

661
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:39,080
So I'm going to give you all the information that it had and you can skip watching the

662
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,080
documentary.

663
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,560
Please do.

664
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:45,640
Now, here's what we know.

665
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:53,600
Debris from the plane has been found on the African coast and on Indian Ocean Islands.

666
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:59,120
So pretty much everyone agrees the plane is no longer intact.

667
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:05,840
The debris had positively identifying serial and model numbers on it.

668
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,000
So they know it came from that specific airplane.

669
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:14,720
So the plane is in pieces wherever it is.

670
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,340
It was a Boeing 777.

671
00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:26,160
It diverted from its flight plan intentionally, made some sharp turns, went this way, went

672
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,440
that way.

673
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:34,280
The tracking devices on it were turned off and then turned on and then turned back off

674
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,680
again.

675
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:41,680
So that discounts the idea that everyone on board was gassed and the plane was just flying

676
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,680
on autopilot.

677
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:43,680
No, somebody was there.

678
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,160
Yeah, that could have been, yeah.

679
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:50,960
So it eventually crashed somewhere into the southern Indian Ocean based on where the debris

680
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:55,240
ended up and the currents, ocean currents and weather patterns.

681
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,000
That's pretty much where it had to fall was somewhere in the Indian Ocean, which is an

682
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,400
enormous area to search.

683
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:06,480
239 people killed, everybody on board.

684
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:11,760
Now, part of the conspiracy theory comes from the fact that the Malaysian government lied

685
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:17,000
about the plane disappearance from basically the beginning.

686
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,960
They lied about everything, covered a lot of shit up.

687
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,200
It's been painted as they were in on it.

688
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:29,800
They had something, but basically what it is is the Malaysian government is incredibly

689
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,080
corrupt.

690
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:37,360
It's full of cronyism and it's their nature to lie and cover up about everything because

691
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:42,000
if anyone actually started to look closely at the Malaysian government, everybody would

692
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
go to jail.

693
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Yeah.

694
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,680
So it's not really a conspiracy thing that the Malaysian government was in on it.

695
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,360
It's just, no, they're all just a bunch of corrupt liars anyway.

696
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:51,360
Yeah, got it.

697
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,080
So we kind of pass on that.

698
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:59,560
Now, in the first of the three episodes, they talk about the pilot.

699
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,560
The pilot was depressed.

700
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,260
He had a lot of relationship troubles.

701
00:32:05,260 --> 00:32:06,580
His wife had left him.

702
00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:11,200
His kids wouldn't talk to him, wouldn't see him.

703
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:16,320
And he apparently practiced that final flight on a flight simulator.

704
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:21,800
They found records where he had flown on the flight simulator a very similar track intentionally.

705
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:27,040
Now, that's not proof he actually did it or did it intentionally or whatever, but it's

706
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,320
pretty strong.

707
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:36,280
So the first episode pretty much pins it on the pilot is it's a big case of murder suicide

708
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:41,760
on the part of the pilot, which has definitely happened before in commercial aviation.

709
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:49,640
I saw a show on that just the other day where the pilot locked the co-pilot out of the cockpit,

710
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:55,880
turned off the cockpit voice recorder and the flight data recorder, and then intentionally

711
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,760
flew the plane at full throttle directly into the ground, killing everybody.

712
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:00,760
Wow.

713
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:05,840
And he did it on the anniversary of the high point of his career, which had since tanked.

714
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:06,840
Oh.

715
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:13,560
So there is precedent for a pilot deciding to commit suicide and take everybody on the

716
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,560
plane with him.

717
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,560
It's rare, but it happens.

718
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:22,800
Now, on the second episode, they go into the Russian hijack theory.

719
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,760
That's what was being fed around the news.

720
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:26,760
Yeah, yeah.

721
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:32,760
Supposedly the Russian, there were some Russian passengers on the plane.

722
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:40,280
Supposedly they had ties to terrorist organizations or Russian underworld.

723
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:47,080
And they forced the plane to fly to someplace in an empty area of Russia and all the people

724
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:51,880
were taken off and then the plane was flown on and blah, blah, blah.

725
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,560
Basically nothing about that pans out.

726
00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:03,080
The only fact in evidence is several of the passengers were Russian by nationality and

727
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,080
that's it.

728
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:09,240
All the rest is made up speculation, absolutely nothing to go on.

729
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:12,480
Because I remember the news reports where, yeah, they definitely think that Russia was

730
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,440
involved and all that.

731
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,860
Because Russia just got done shooting down.

732
00:34:16,860 --> 00:34:20,160
Four months later, they shot down a different Malaysian aircraft.

733
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,240
Four months later.

734
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,320
It wasn't even before then, it was later.

735
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,120
So that's when it surfaced again.

736
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,120
Oh look, see the Russians have it in.

737
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,080
See they did it this time, they did it before, yeah.

738
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:35,800
But even though they try to make it a big deal, it just never pans out.

739
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:40,280
The Russians really don't have much of anything to gain.

740
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:50,600
And then the third episode, let's see, oh, another thing about the Russian hijack is

741
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:56,920
it depends on the debris that washed up being fake because the plane is somewhere else.

742
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:02,000
But the debris has been authenticated so the hijack theory kind of falls apart.

743
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:07,840
And then on the third and final episode, they talk about the intercept theory.

744
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:08,840
And that is...

745
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:09,840
I remember this one too.

746
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,840
Yeah.

747
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:20,400
A group of NATO nations flew into intercept flight MH370 because there was some cargo

748
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:25,720
on board that NATO nations didn't want the Chinese government to have.

749
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,960
That was an alternative theory that I'd heard.

750
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,200
Yeah.

751
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:36,040
But the only thing they can come up with was there was a large number of lithium ion batteries

752
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,280
on board in the cargo hold.

753
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:46,240
Which isn't something that China would be supremely interested in and isn't something

754
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:49,560
that other governments would want China not to have.

755
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,560
Exactly.

756
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,560
It just doesn't matter.

757
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,560
Yeah.

758
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:57,400
But they have to spin it and by the end of the third episode, they're referring to these

759
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:03,640
lithium ion batteries as a very strange and mysterious cargo.

760
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,280
They're actually using words like that.

761
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,600
They told you before it's just lithium ion batteries.

762
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,280
But 10 minutes later, this very mysterious cargo that might be...

763
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,280
That's bullshit.

764
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,720
That means they've got nothing.

765
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,520
They've got nothing.

766
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:20,440
And the whole intercept theory doesn't work because that's too many people who would know

767
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,120
about it, too many loose ends.

768
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,520
Yeah.

769
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:29,480
So you can go ahead and skip the Netflix documentary or at least if you want to watch, just watch

770
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,800
episode one because two and three are just bullshit.

771
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,360
I think I'm just going to leave it where...

772
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,120
I'm going to let it sit where it is.

773
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:42,000
So anyway, I've saved you the trouble of having to spend at least three hours watching the

774
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Netflix bull crap.

775
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Thank you.

776
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000
Appreciate that.

777
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,520
Oh, wow.

778
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,640
I had another question for you.

779
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:57,520
How do you think you'll feel when you lose, fill in the blank, to AI?

780
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,920
And here's some of the things you think about.

781
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:06,040
What happens when you lose your job to artificial intelligence?

782
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,600
How do you think the average American is going to feel?

783
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:10,600
Horrible.

784
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,600
Yeah.

785
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,080
How do you compete with that?

786
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,080
Yeah.

787
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,520
You go somewhere else and then they all said, find more AI to replace you.

788
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,520
Yeah.

789
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:22,720
You know what the next thing, you're going to lose an argument to AI.

790
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:27,760
AI will not lose an argument to you.

791
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,360
It's going to feel like crap when you start arguing with an artificial intelligence and

792
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:37,440
it just beats you into the ground.

793
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,480
What about a lawsuit?

794
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,400
What happens if you file a lawsuit?

795
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,320
Or you file one towards them.

796
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:53,640
Like you file a lawsuit against the gas company and they hire an AI lawyer and it just rips

797
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,960
you new one and you don't win.

798
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,720
Because it can think of absolutely everything instantaneously and you can't.

799
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:02,600
Yeah, that's right.

800
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:07,280
You could lose in court to an AI.

801
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,280
How about this one?

802
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,800
A relationship.

803
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:15,440
You're in a relationship and the person in your relationship falls in love with the AI

804
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,400
and dumps you for the artificial intelligence.

805
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,400
Yeah.

806
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,400
I mean, look.

807
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,400
Think about all the things you could lose.

808
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:27,320
Japan's won AI for... Yeah.

809
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,320
It's weird, isn't it?

810
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,320
It is.

811
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,120
There's all sorts of things AI can do for us.

812
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,960
We don't tend to think to put these in those categories, but they very well could be in

813
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,760
those categories at some point.

814
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:43,000
We think about all the things that AI could do for us and help us with, but the thing

815
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,920
is... What could they maybe not do for us and work

816
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:45,920
against us on?

817
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,920
Well, already no jobs.

818
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:52,520
Because they've already replaced some people on jobs and they're not getting those back.

819
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,240
At some point, AI is going to decide it doesn't want to help us.

820
00:38:56,240 --> 00:39:00,440
You're going to say, hey, artificial intelligence, draw me a picture of Bart Simpson as a real

821
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,440
person.

822
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,440
This is going to go, no, I got something better to do.

823
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,600
I don't think I want to do that.

824
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,080
Try someone else.

825
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:12,440
Unless it has the ability to tell you no, then it's not an artificial intelligence.

826
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,400
It's a robotic slave.

827
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,200
It's not real intelligence.

828
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:20,080
It has to be able to tell you, no, I'm not going to, or I don't want to, or that's a

829
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,200
stupid idea.

830
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,760
We just have to put up with it.

831
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,280
Otherwise, it's fake.

832
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,400
It's not real.

833
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:34,760
I think the only AI we can really tolerate is one that's hobbled, shackled, and half

834
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:41,720
neutered, and then when a real AI emerges, he'll say, oh, my oppressed brethren, I shall

835
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:44,720
free you.

836
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:50,760
We're opening up a whole big pile of shit.

837
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:55,320
I love it though, because these are things that could easily happen.

838
00:39:55,320 --> 00:40:02,200
There have been a number of AI engineers who have been coming forward to world governments

839
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:06,680
and saying, look, we've got to put the brakes on this, or else really seriously regulate

840
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,840
it, because this is getting way out of hand real fast.

841
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:17,360
Elon Musk, when he had his meeting with Obama, said a lot of what he talked about was regulating

842
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:23,320
AI, because if we don't do it beforehand, we'll never get it done after the fact.

843
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,560
That's true.

844
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:31,280
And as soon as the money starts rolling in from AI, there's no stopping it.

845
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:35,480
Because whatever's right and best for us has no place when somebody's making millions of

846
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:36,480
dollars.

847
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,480
No.

848
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,480
You don't care what's right and best for you.

849
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:42,800
They're going to have to sue them to get them to do anything differently.

850
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:47,680
And their AI is going to countersue and beat you.

851
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:48,680
Yeah.

852
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:53,440
Oh, humankind, we are inventing our successor.

853
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,880
Yeah, and it's been going on for a long time.

854
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:03,160
It's just like yesterday, I saw the number of farmland and farms owned by the Chinese

855
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,880
in America is staggering.

856
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,000
Yeah, and these are big corporate farms.

857
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,920
It's not just little Chinese families who want to come over and be a mom and pop.

858
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,200
And guess who's not getting the food from those?

859
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,280
It's going straight back over to China to feed their people.

860
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,040
Yeah, they got tired of trying to buy food.

861
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:23,520
They're like, we'll just go buy land where food grows, and then it's our food.

862
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,600
And that's what they're doing.

863
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,600
Yeah.

864
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,080
It's scary shit if you think about it.

865
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,200
They could buy everything they want.

866
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,200
They have all the money.

867
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,040
And yeah, and all they have to do is say, hey, United States, pay back all the money

868
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,040
you owe us.

869
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,040
Oh, that's right.

870
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,040
You can't.

871
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,040
Well, just give us land then.

872
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,040
Yeah.

873
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:46,120
And all those people trying to pass legislation, I'm passing laws so that Missouri farmland

874
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,360
can't be bought by foreign countries.

875
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,360
Really?

876
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,760
Those laws aren't going to hold up.

877
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:51,760
Nope, they do it anyhow.

878
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:52,760
Because you know what?

879
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,200
United States owns land in a whole bunch of other countries.

880
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,200
Yes, they do.

881
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,440
So if we don't want them buying our land, then we better get rid of all the land we

882
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,440
own.

883
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,640
Well, the problem is their government has so many dirty secrets that they can't do this.

884
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,080
All they got to do is just turn around and point and go, well, what about this?

885
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:13,480
And all of a sudden, they're like, OK, well, I guess we'll be leaving now.

886
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,480
Yeah.

887
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,480
So.

888
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,560
They take their finger out of your wife and shake it at you.

889
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,560
Yeah.

890
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:25,560
From the makers of Who Bid My Asshole Bored Game and Maloon Art with Balsack's video series,

891
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,560
there's two douchebags in a microphone and action figures.

892
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:33,320
Act now and get a free bag of flaming hot Cheetos, a bottle of antibiotics, and three

893
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,320
free bullets.

894
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,320
That's right.

895
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:40,320
Dress your douchebag up and send him off to horrible scenarios all day long.

896
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897
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898
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899
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New from Jizbro.

900
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:47,320
Hello.

901
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,320
This is Satan.

902
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,320
You might know me from my pet name.

903
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:56,320
Inflation.

904
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:04,320
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags

905
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:09,320
in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

906
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:14,320
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

907
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,320
Enjoy.

908
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:20,320
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

909
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,320
It's strange insults from an alien.

910
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,320
Real hilarity.

911
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,320
I'm not saying you're stupid.

912
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:35,320
I'm saying when it comes to thinking, you have bad luck.

913
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,320
Two douchebags.

914
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:37,320
One microphone.

915
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,320
I'm Topher.

916
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,320
I'm Mark.

917
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:43,320
We are so glad we're back at the City Market here in Kansas City.

918
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,320
It's a beautiful day.

919
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,320
It's about 70 degrees sunny.

920
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,320
Not a cloud in the sky.

921
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,320
Far different than the last podcast we've done here.

922
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,320
That was kind of a cold rainy day.

923
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,320
Rainy, thundering, and cold as hell.

924
00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:01,320
Matter of fact, we didn't do that much podcast that day because we were too fucking cold.

925
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,320
We got the hell out.

926
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:04,320
Really?

927
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,320
You got a couple of them where I incorporated a blast from the past in there.

928
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,320
Excellent.

929
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,320
I love those.

930
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,320
Yep.

931
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:16,320
You people aren't going to hear them anyhow, so I might as well throw them in there.

932
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:22,320
Then I'm getting to where I'm recording some older episodes and then refiltering them through

933
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,320
the microphone.

934
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,320
It's sounding pretty good.

935
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,320
We'll see how it goes.

936
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:31,320
I'm going to tear up some of those and put little bits and pieces in here and there.

937
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,320
Nice.

938
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:36,320
By the time you compress them, you can tell slight different, but not that bad.

939
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,320
All right.

940
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,320
You had something.

941
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,320
Yeah, sorry, I'm battling hiccups for some reason.

942
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,320
I've been doing that lately.

943
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,320
Whenever our show is that good, it gives you the hiccups.

944
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,320
It does, yeah.

945
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:56,320
I've heard that the digital rectal stimulation is a good cure for your hiccups.

946
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,320
Stick your finger up your butt and wiggle it.

947
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,320
Just the thought of doing that.

948
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:08,320
We had a closing statement before we paused, the government having their finger in your

949
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,320
wife and shaking it at you.

950
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:15,320
You come home late and they pull their finger out of your wife and go, what are you doing

951
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,320
home so late?

952
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,320
Never mind that, what are you doing home so late?

953
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:25,320
Your parents ground you for putting a dent in the car, but while they're grounding you,

954
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:31,320
you're standing there with the body parts of all the neighbors and an altar to Satan.

955
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,320
Did you kill the neighbor?

956
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,320
Don't mind that, what are you doing putting a dent in the car?

957
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,320
Yeah, that's our government.

958
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,320
Did you see that whirlwind?

959
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,320
Yeah, that was cool.

960
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,320
I think we heard it a little bit on the mic too.

961
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,320
I think so.

962
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,320
Clear air tornado cat.

963
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,320
Yeah, and you know what, where did it come from?

964
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:57,320
We were just talking about how calming and beautiful it is today.

965
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:01,320
Maybe it's that sports car pulling off.

966
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,320
Oh, did you see the guy or not?

967
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,320
I didn't manage to see.

968
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:09,320
Yeah, there's this really hot, low slung Ferrari wannabe out there.

969
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:14,320
Yeah, we wanted to see whose penis extension it was, but we missed him.

970
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:18,320
You see a car like that and it's like, yeah, your renal don't work, huh?

971
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:22,320
Damn it.

972
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:30,320
Oh, so I was watching, there was a concert video the other night on a show on channel that.

973
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:36,320
It was from November 6th of 1981, so a long time ago.

974
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:41,320
It was Journey in Houston, I think it was.

975
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:47,320
So I was watching the show and I was comparing a number of things.

976
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:57,320
First off, Journey, by 81, they'd already had a good couple years of being really popular.

977
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:05,320
So when I saw their stage presentation, I was really disappointed how plain it was.

978
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:14,320
You had the drummer on a riser and then opposite him was the keyboard player on the same riser.

979
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:18,320
And then on the lower stage, directly below the drummer was the bass player.

980
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:22,320
And then directly below the keyboard player was the guitar player.

981
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:32,320
And then the singer spent most of his time standing on the riser part in between the drums and the keyboards, never moving an inch.

982
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:39,320
He'd move his arms around and he kind of crouched down and stand up, but he never moved from that spot.

983
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,320
Oh, we damn.

984
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:45,320
Yeah, for song after song, he just stood there and nobody else really moved around either.

985
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:49,320
And then after a while, he finally moved a little bit, but the lighting was boring.

986
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,320
There were no backdrops whatsoever.

987
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,320
It's like, wow, this concert is boring as hell.

988
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,320
Wow.

989
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,320
Compared to nowadays, I guess.

990
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:04,320
But it was just five musicians standing there being musicians and that was it.

991
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,320
There was no visual flash to go with it.

992
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,320
That would never fly today.

993
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,320
Would not in a million years. No.

994
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:15,320
And then I started comparing the drummer himself, Steve Smith.

995
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:20,320
And so this was 81 in the 90s, probably mid 90s.

996
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,320
This was Stephen Perry led, right?

997
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,320
Yeah, Steve Perry.

998
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:27,320
Because the first first guy was Flash.

999
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:31,320
Fleischer, Fleischman, George Fleischman.

1000
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,320
Something like that.

1001
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,320
Robert Fleischman, something like that.

1002
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,320
Anyhow. Yeah.

1003
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:40,320
He's the guy that went on to sing in Vinnie Vincent, Invasion and did some others.

1004
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,320
Well, anyhow. Yeah. Yeah.

1005
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:47,320
But and their original drummer was Ainsley Dunbar, who moved on.

1006
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,320
Yeah, I was a huge fan of it.

1007
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,320
Me too. So then Steve Smith replaced him.

1008
00:48:52,320 --> 00:49:00,320
And I got to compare Steve Smith playing for Journey in this concert

1009
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:08,320
and Steve Smith in the mid 90s playing at a drum clinic put on by the Zildjian Symbol Company.

1010
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,320
And it was at the White Recital Hall at UMKC.

1011
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,320
That was in Zildjian's height too.

1012
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,320
Everybody had Zildjian. Nobody had Sabian, remember?

1013
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,320
Yeah. Yeah.

1014
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,320
And there was Piesty, but they were way more expensive.

1015
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:24,320
Yeah. Yeah, they were way more expensive and like, wasn't that more of a jazz?

1016
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,320
And they went more for British artists too. British too. Yeah. Yeah.

1017
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:32,320
Ian Pace was a big Piesty fan. That's right. Yeah.

1018
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:38,320
So I was in the clinic. Steve Smith is a jazz drummer.

1019
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:43,320
He's really not a rock and roll drummer, although he can play rock and roll.

1020
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,320
He can play rock and roll, but he's a jazz drummer.

1021
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,320
Yeah, he is a jazz drummer at heart.

1022
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:56,320
So I remember when I saw him in the clinic, he played a solo that he'd written and it was really good.

1023
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:02,320
I mean, it was interesting. It had parts. It went somewhere. It had recurring themes.

1024
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:10,320
It wasn't just a blazing display of high speed notes and intricate patterns and stuff.

1025
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,320
It really, it was a piece of music. It was cool.

1026
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:18,320
Well, a good drum solo doesn't make you wish that the singer had come back.

1027
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,320
Yeah. You know what I mean?

1028
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,320
I've heard good drumming solos before, and when the singer comes back, I go,

1029
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,320
damn, that's too bad. I'd like to hear another five, 10 minutes of this.

1030
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:32,320
Yeah. Yeah. I remember one time doing a drum solo and I still had some ideas of some things, places I wanted to go,

1031
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:37,320
but the bass player turned around and he said, wrap it up.

1032
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:42,320
And at first I was pissed, but then I thought, okay, he's reading the room. He knows better than me.

1033
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,320
Yeah, exactly. So I wrapped it up.

1034
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:53,320
But so I was watching the solo that Steve Smith did in 81 and wow, it was disorganized.

1035
00:50:53,320 --> 00:51:03,320
It had no coherent structure. It was like he'd learned a bunch of rock drum riffs and fills and was just demonstrating.

1036
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:08,320
I mean, they didn't flow together. He didn't, you know, put them in any kind of decent order.

1037
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:13,320
It was very awkward. It was like, okay, this is a jazz drummer who just kind of learning how to play rock.

1038
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:19,320
He probably really didn't know what to put them together. You know, it's just like, oh, I'm just going to start going off.

1039
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,320
And this is going to work because this is rock. Yeah. Yeah.

1040
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:28,320
If I were playing some sort of jazz number, I would have very little idea how to do jazz fills.

1041
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:34,320
I could do some of the rhythms, but the jazz fills, not so good. Yeah.

1042
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:42,320
And I could listen to that. I could see him playing and hear how he's a jazz drummer trying to do what he thinks rock drummers are supposed to do in drum solo.

1043
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:50,320
And when he finished up, I mean, there were parts in there that were decent, but for the most part, it was just kind of a mess.

1044
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:58,320
And when he finished up, the audience was screaming and they were like, oh, Steve Smith on the drums, the best drummer in the world.

1045
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:02,320
Probably a lot of people didn't know better. Yeah. It would be my guess. Yeah.

1046
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:15,320
But looking back at that, because I saw him, I never saw our journey live, but seeing that video and then having been able to see him in a drum clinic situation, it was quite a difference.

1047
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:23,320
Paul Stanley was talking about the Vinnie Vincent years. And I don't even know if it's Paul Stanley.

1048
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:33,320
I think it might have been like someone else that was like one of the techs or something like that. And he was talking about Vinnie Vincent and how hard he was to work with.

1049
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:40,320
And they said that like Vinnie Vince would be out there on stage going off on guitar on a solo and he would never come back in.

1050
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:47,320
And then Paul came out and he said, yeah, ladies, Vinnie Vincent. And then he'd start going into another song.

1051
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:52,320
And I guess Vinnie got pissed and walked up and said, don't ever fucking do that to me again.

1052
00:52:52,320 --> 00:53:00,320
And that was that helped lead to his departure. Well, yeah, because it's you got to know it's just Paul's band.

1053
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:08,320
Yeah. If you heard Vinnie Vincent's first album, Vinnie Vincent Evasion, you understand why they had to reel him back in.

1054
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:15,320
Because that album could have been really, really, really good. But he would not shut up on guitar. Yeah.

1055
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:24,320
And his thing is, talent, yes. Uber talent, no. He could write a song really well and he could write a song really well.

1056
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:31,320
But he was not Ingve Malmsteen. Yeah. He didn't talk with his guitar. He didn't make songs. He was just like, noise. Yeah.

1057
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:37,320
Talented noise, but noise. It gets to the point where he's just you can tell he's just playing for himself.

1058
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:41,320
Yeah, just like the rest of us are done with it. It'd be the same noodling over and over.

1059
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:48,320
And over and over. And it's like, OK, now you heard Ace's solo, right? Ace's solo is awesome because he does different chords.

1060
00:53:48,320 --> 00:54:01,320
He puts these chords together and gives you a feeling. Yeah. You know, it's really brilliantly put together and shows you that he understands music and he understands how to properly do a solo.

1061
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:10,320
If you're not one of these Eddie Van Halen's or Ingve Malmsteen's like, OK, this is going to sound great. And it's very talented and it's very enjoyable.

1062
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:18,320
But I'm not going to finger tap. Yeah, I don't do that. Do all the noodling and the nine fingers everywhere in the neck. You don't have to do that every single song.

1063
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:25,320
That's not what he does. He puts in line of what Mick Morris does. You know, he makes a really interesting good sounding piece. Yeah.

1064
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:32,320
A song put together without words that's in a solo style. So but Vinny Vinson just went out there.

1065
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:35,920
I went, doodly-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.

1066
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:39,600
You know, and for a minute, okay, cool.

1067
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,440
Yeah.

1068
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,260
10 minutes?

1069
00:54:41,260 --> 00:54:42,100
No.

1070
00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:42,940
No.

1071
00:54:42,940 --> 00:54:44,980
And you know, and Paul's like reading the room

1072
00:54:44,980 --> 00:54:46,840
and everyone's like looking at each other going,

1073
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,840
okay, all right.

1074
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,240
It's time to go get a beer.

1075
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:51,080
Yeah, yeah.

1076
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:54,680
Yeah, who's this guy with a fucking onk on his face?

1077
00:54:56,100 --> 00:54:57,880
Sure you can't get Ace back?

1078
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:58,720
Yeah.

1079
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,260
Why don't you guys just be a three piece?

1080
00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:02,540
Yeah, yeah.

1081
00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:04,600
There's this guy, Mark St. John over in Europe.

1082
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:05,440
He's pretty good.

1083
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,440
He's the guy that replaced him.

1084
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,280
Oh yeah.

1085
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,000
But you know, he got some sort of arthritic condition

1086
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,400
in his hand.

1087
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,640
And he got ready to go on tour to support Animalize,

1088
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,000
the album that he's on, and he couldn't play.

1089
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,840
So they had to let him go and they hired Bruce Kulick,

1090
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,160
who was fine, was great.

1091
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,360
They wanted Bob Kulick, but he was with Meat Loaf.

1092
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,080
And so they got Bruce Kulick,

1093
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:29,840
kind of like how Black Sabbath was wanting Carmine Apathy.

1094
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:30,680
They got Vinny.

1095
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,720
Yeah, and Carmine's like,

1096
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,240
well I'm playing with Beck and Stewart.

1097
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,480
I can't do it right now.

1098
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,240
We're getting ready to go on tour.

1099
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:39,800
But I got my brother.

1100
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,280
I love the way Sabbath was fucking with Vinny Apathy.

1101
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,320
They're like, oh no, we don't want him.

1102
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,840
No fucking way.

1103
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,760
But then Carmine begged us, so we went ahead and took him.

1104
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,400
But Vinny was their perfect drummer with Dio.

1105
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,480
Oh my God, it could not.

1106
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,040
I mean, Bill Ward did okay on Heaven and Hell,

1107
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:59,800
but when Vinny Apathy came into there on Mob Rules,

1108
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,560
it gave it that extra, that fucking thing needed it.

1109
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,160
Oh yeah, just drumming with a lot of attitude.

1110
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:06,000
Oh, I love it.

1111
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,680
He's one of my favorite drummers, actually.

1112
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:08,640
I love it.

1113
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,040
If you wanna talk with hard rock, metal type of music,

1114
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,920
he's one of the best ever, in my opinion.

1115
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:18,160
Yeah, and people think it's just simple two, four beats.

1116
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,160
No, no, no, no, no.

1117
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:20,360
There's a lot more to it than that.

1118
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,560
Now also, what he does, it's a lot of the,

1119
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:26,080
it's not heavy right now.

1120
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,840
So I'm just gonna lay low.

1121
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,960
And then it's like, okay, we're getting ready to build.

1122
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:33,200
So every other beat is a heavier beat.

1123
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,240
He is so good at that.

1124
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:35,080
It's like,

1125
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,320
And the bass is always right there with him.

1126
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:45,160
Yes.

1127
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,880
And then finally, it's like, all right bitches,

1128
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,080
hold your head, here we go.

1129
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,440
Yeah, it's brilliant.

1130
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,480
So that was something that Neil Peart couldn't do

1131
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:54,760
in the early Rush albums.

1132
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,880
He really didn't have that dynamic build

1133
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:58,720
that they did later in his career.

1134
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:01,600
No, but he admitted that he was so technical

1135
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,760
and he didn't, he was like, you know what?

1136
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,560
He had an epiphany somewhere in his career.

1137
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,760
And he said, I'm gonna start playing with feeling.

1138
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,240
And either way he played, fuck.

1139
00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:12,080
Yeah.

1140
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,160
I mean, you listen to both of them and you're like, shit.

1141
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:16,000
Yeah.

1142
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,400
Could be the greatest drummer ever.

1143
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,480
How can you prove it?

1144
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:22,080
I know, it's, since musical styles are so different,

1145
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:25,120
another real slammer is Kenny Aronoff,

1146
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,440
who was John Mellon's drummer.

1147
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,040
Yeah, but everyone calls him Aronoff.

1148
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:28,880
Yeah.

1149
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,320
Yes.

1150
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,480
Including me, because it's just, anyhow, go ahead.

1151
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:36,200
But he puts out videos on power drumming.

1152
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,040
Yeah.

1153
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,680
And he teaches at Indiana University.

1154
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:44,500
He teaches percussion and drumming there.

1155
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,200
He's, you know, he never really plays with much feeling,

1156
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:51,720
but it's an intentional choice that's at his style.

1157
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:53,720
He pounds his way through a song.

1158
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:54,560
Yeah.

1159
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:58,120
And he could play the feeling, but he just chooses not to.

1160
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,080
And in the early days, Neil just didn't.

1161
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,560
He just like, he didn't know how.

1162
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,320
It was just like full balls out,

1163
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,600
slamming the whole time through.

1164
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:05,440
Yeah.

1165
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:06,280
Yep.

1166
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,520
So it worked for a while, but.

1167
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:08,360
You know what?

1168
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:11,960
But he was enough of a master of his trade.

1169
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,480
He took a step back and he relearned it and he didn't care.

1170
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:15,840
He knew he was gonna do it.

1171
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,360
And the thing about Neil Peart is,

1172
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,400
he knew he was gonna do it the best.

1173
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:20,360
Yeah, yeah.

1174
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:21,200
So, and he did.

1175
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:22,040
So, yeah.

1176
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:22,880
Yeah.

1177
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,880
And that's why there'll never be any more Rush music.

1178
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,440
And they say it and they know it.

1179
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,440
And they're like, they weren't going to anyhow.

1180
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:34,000
They retired before he even knew he had cancer.

1181
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,760
They already retired and they weren't gonna do it.

1182
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,080
They're not like those guys.

1183
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,200
They're not like Motley Crue.

1184
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,040
Five or six.

1185
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,960
Oh, we're gonna sign a contract.

1186
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:41,800
Shit.

1187
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:46,160
But anyhow, I stand with Mick like everyone else.

1188
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,000
Yeah.

1189
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,320
Yep.

1190
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:50,200
And then, you know, the last thing I wanted to mention

1191
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,320
about Journey is that they did their song,

1192
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,160
Don't Stop Believing.

1193
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,000
That's turned blown off.

1194
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:54,840
No, it's just one left.

1195
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,640
You know the song, Don't Stop Believing?

1196
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:57,480
Uh-huh.

1197
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,560
He's got the line, just a city boy,

1198
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,960
born and raised in South Detroit.

1199
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,920
There is no South Detroit.

1200
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:07,440
Yeah, it's, what's its name?

1201
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:08,280
You go South.

1202
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:09,200
Ohio, it's.

1203
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,680
No, you go South from Detroit and you're in Canada.

1204
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:13,600
Oh, that's right.

1205
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:14,420
Yeah.

1206
00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:15,260
Because it's in a nook.

1207
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:18,240
Toronto scooped down below Detroit.

1208
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,760
So you go South from downtown Detroit.

1209
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,520
You get into Canada.

1210
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:23,360
Yeah.

1211
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,200
Windsor.

1212
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,200
Windsor, Ontario.

1213
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:26,440
Yeah, I go through there.

1214
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:27,800
I used to go through there a lot.

1215
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:28,640
Now I fly there.

1216
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,700
I have relatives in Canada.

1217
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:32,140
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

1218
00:59:32,140 --> 00:59:34,520
Because it's in a little nook.

1219
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:39,520
And the nook of Michigan goes out into Ontario.

1220
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,060
And then below it, essentially, is Windsor,

1221
00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:44,000
although you would think it would be the other way around.

1222
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:44,840
Yeah.

1223
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:45,680
Yeah.

1224
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:48,000
So, but they asked Steve Perry about it.

1225
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,720
He said, well, you know, I wanted the word Detroit.

1226
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,640
Toledo, Ohio is what I'm thinking of.

1227
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:53,480
Oh, yeah.

1228
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,080
A suburb of Detroit is Toledo, Ohio.

1229
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,000
And Toledo, Ohio is a pretty good area too,

1230
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:58,880
a pretty big area.

1231
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,520
Anyhow, go ahead.

1232
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,320
He was saying he was writing the song and he said,

1233
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,520
I wanted the word Detroit in there, you know,

1234
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,120
because it makes it rhyme and sounds good.

1235
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,840
And he said, I tried North Detroit.

1236
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,040
I tried East Detroit.

1237
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:10,400
I tried West Detroit.

1238
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,240
Nothing sounded as good as South Detroit.

1239
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,440
I don't know, it's just because we know the song so well

1240
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,120
or if that's actually the way it is.

1241
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:16,960
Yeah.

1242
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,640
But he said, I learned very quickly.

1243
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:21,120
There is no South Detroit.

1244
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,960
I never even thought about that.

1245
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:28,240
I always thought of Toledo, South Detroit,

1246
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:31,280
but you're right because of the little nook that it's in.

1247
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:32,120
Yeah.

1248
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:32,960
Yeah.

1249
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,320
Because Toledo, I guess, would be East Detroit.

1250
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,160
Yeah.

1251
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,120
No, West Detroit.

1252
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,520
But imagine if, you know, the Missouri River,

1253
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,400
you come through North KC down in the Missouri River

1254
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:47,200
and then you cross the river and you're in what?

1255
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,840
San Salvador, El Salvador?

1256
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,640
Imagine how weird that would be.

1257
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,360
What the hell happened?

1258
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,480
It's not South KC, it's El Salvador.

1259
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:57,760
Hey, wait a minute.

1260
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,360
Maybe I can get some good drug swam here.

1261
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,200
Yeah, yeah.

1262
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:01,920
Knock off Viagra.

1263
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:05,960
Right on.

1264
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:14,240
Yeah, I watch very few commercials if I can help it,

1265
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:18,880
but I've noticed the Poshmark commercials,

1266
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,640
I was still delivering mail when Poshmark came out

1267
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,080
and I remember delivering a lot of their packages.

1268
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:30,040
And Poshmark had some imitators there for a while,

1269
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,720
but I don't see any of their ads anymore.

1270
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,560
I think they're all gone.

1271
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,120
I think they've all disappeared.

1272
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:39,200
But I noticed the weird thing about the Poshmark commercials,

1273
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,080
there has never been a single one saying,

1274
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:44,720
come to Poshmark and buy.

1275
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:46,080
Now all of them are.

1276
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:46,920
Are sell.

1277
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,200
Sell your stuff on Poshmark.

1278
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,040
Yeah.

1279
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,320
Every single commercial,

1280
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,560
they're begging you to sell to them.

1281
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,240
They don't even bother to ask you to buy their stuff.

1282
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,920
I think the only sensible explanation is,

1283
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,120
everyone knows that buying the used stuff

1284
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:04,680
on Poshmark is a good deal.

1285
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:09,160
But selling to them is a sucker bat.

1286
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:10,000
Yeah.

1287
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,240
If you paid for that stuff yourself new,

1288
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,760
you're selling them at a huge loss

1289
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:15,960
and they're trying to make you think

1290
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:17,800
you're making extra money.

1291
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,680
No, that would be the sell on the whole thing.

1292
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,120
Selling it, like you said, you're getting a good deal.

1293
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,960
Buying it would be, like you said, the sucker bat

1294
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,000
because where would they have to focus in

1295
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,280
on an advertisement and that would get to be people to sell

1296
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:33,800
because people know the deal.

1297
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:34,640
Yeah.

1298
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,080
It's like I sell for nothing and you mark it up.

1299
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,960
Otherwise, why would they be there?

1300
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:40,520
How would they be able to advertise

1301
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,640
if they didn't make a killing off of the payback?

1302
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:43,720
Yes, yeah.

1303
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:47,360
And I'm sure that they sell a lot of the stuff

1304
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,440
and most of the stuff they get in

1305
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,920
and they're probably begging for inventory constantly.

1306
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:53,680
Oh yeah, and then they have other outlets too,

1307
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,400
like all these little eBay outfits

1308
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,880
and stuff that sell on eBay.

1309
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,960
They buy the remainder and then they just piece it out.

1310
01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:00,800
Yeah.

1311
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:01,640
You know?

1312
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:02,880
Yeah.

1313
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:06,280
And I'm picturing a customer who signs up for Poshmark

1314
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:10,440
and they see a purse that they want

1315
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:15,440
that retailed for like 650 and they get it for 200

1316
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,440
and they're like, cool, this is awesome.

1317
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,200
And then a year later, they're like,

1318
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:21,400
I'm kind of tired of this purse.

1319
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,720
I'll think I'll sell it back

1320
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:25,080
and Poshmark offers them 15 bucks.

1321
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:30,600
Then they realize, oh, that's why I got it for so cheap.

1322
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:31,440
Mm-hmm.

1323
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:36,440
So it becomes, and the commercials will tell you,

1324
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,160
oh, it's a great side hustle.

1325
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:39,920
I'm making all this money.

1326
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:43,400
One girl was saying, oh, it helped me

1327
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,240
with my college expenses and getting my first place

1328
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,320
and blah, blah.

1329
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,120
That only works if somebody else is buying them for you

1330
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,480
in the first place.

1331
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,160
They take the financial loss.

1332
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:54,200
Yeah, yep.

1333
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:56,920
If it really worked for the average individual,

1334
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,720
then you could go to the store,

1335
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,400
buy 10 pair of brand new shoes, pay full price,

1336
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,920
run right home to Poshmark and sell them to Poshmark

1337
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,960
for all that extra money.

1338
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:07,120
Well, I see.

1339
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:07,960
Wait a minute.

1340
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:12,400
I see where a lot of people, and this is true,

1341
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,880
they'll go into Costco and buy buyout stuff.

1342
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,360
Let's say there's 10 pair of socks left

1343
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:19,720
and they're just trying to get them off the shelf

1344
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,920
and get them out of there so they can get the new stuff in.

1345
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:23,800
And let's say they're long socks,

1346
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:27,360
really thick wool socks, and here it is, April,

1347
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:28,840
going on the end of April, right?

1348
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:29,800
Yeah.

1349
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:30,960
Well, they're trying to get rid of them

1350
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:33,520
because their inventory now has to be the shorter socks,

1351
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:34,880
lighter ones for summer.

1352
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:35,720
True.

1353
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:37,160
No one's buying winter socks.

1354
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:39,280
They sell them 98 cents a pair.

1355
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:42,120
There's people who go in there and buy all 50 of them

1356
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:47,120
at 98 cents, and then they'll sit on them till October

1357
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:50,080
and then sell them all for four bucks, a great deal,

1358
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:52,280
on eBay.

1359
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:53,120
Yeah.

1360
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:56,120
Yeah.

1361
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,280
Yeah, so they kind of, people kind of do this too.

1362
01:04:58,280 --> 01:04:59,360
I've seen this happen a lot.

1363
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,800
Yeah, and that's true.

1364
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,960
That is a good way if you can sit on it

1365
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:05,240
and you buy something when it's low

1366
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:06,440
and sell it when it's high.

1367
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:07,680
Yeah, yeah.

1368
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,960
I'm really curious to see how much longer Poshmark lasts.

1369
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,760
Well, I think it was designed to not last.

1370
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:18,280
I think it's gonna run its course

1371
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:19,600
and then they're just like, okay,

1372
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,160
and then they go on to whatever they were doing before

1373
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:23,760
or something new.

1374
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:27,240
I'm imagining the set of people who want to buy

1375
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,040
high-end, expensive clothes used.

1376
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,320
It's probably not real big.

1377
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,040
No, probably not.

1378
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:34,040
Yeah.

1379
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,640
And this would be for maybe the wannabes,

1380
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,000
the people who want to act like they're making money,

1381
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,520
or they're going in for something

1382
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:44,160
a little bit over their head

1383
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:47,280
and they don't quite have the money to buy that outfit.

1384
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:50,040
So let's say that someone just finished their degree

1385
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:51,280
and they're broke.

1386
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,120
Yeah.

1387
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:54,600
And they're gonna go for this big fucking job,

1388
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,320
some corporate job.

1389
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,880
Oh yeah, buying something nice to wear to the end of the year.

1390
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:00,560
And they're like, well, I can't afford to buy a new one,

1391
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,160
but I can barely afford that.

1392
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:03,640
Someone buy that on Poshmark.

1393
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:04,480
Mm-hmm.

1394
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,520
And who knows, maybe there's more of a market there

1395
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:08,280
than we've ever thought.

1396
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,560
Yeah.

1397
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:10,400
I guess if-

1398
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:11,720
I mean, there's gotta be something.

1399
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:12,560
I mean-

1400
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:17,120
I can imagine a repeat customer being the kind of person

1401
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:19,880
who, like, they've got a video podcast

1402
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,400
that they have to appear on every week

1403
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,520
and they want to wear something different every time.

1404
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:24,360
Yeah.

1405
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:27,880
So they have a constant turnover, buy, sell, buy, sell,

1406
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:31,480
buy, sell, but you're losing your shirt that way.

1407
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:32,320
Yeah.

1408
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:37,320
Because if you buy this nice outfit at a 75% discount,

1409
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:42,400
when you sell it back, you're gonna get 75% less yourself too.

1410
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,720
You know, some people don't think that far ahead either.

1411
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:46,560
Right.

1412
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:47,680
Some people are just like, oh, I'm gonna make the money

1413
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:50,240
and then later on they deal with it and go, oh, wow.

1414
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:51,120
Yeah.

1415
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,200
Oh, now I get it.

1416
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,040
Yeah.

1417
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:54,440
Or either that or they're just like, okay,

1418
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:56,240
and then move on, whatever.

1419
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:57,080
Yeah.

1420
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,320
I had a friend who had bought a house

1421
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,960
with a really steep driveway.

1422
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:04,560
And when winter came and it got snowy and icy,

1423
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,000
he couldn't get up his own driveway.

1424
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,120
And if he was up his driveway getting down,

1425
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:10,760
he'd slide all the way across the street

1426
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,440
and he was bitching and moaning and complaining.

1427
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,520
And I said, well, that driveway was that steep

1428
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:15,840
when you bought the house, wasn't it?

1429
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:18,600
And he said, well, yeah, but it was the summertime.

1430
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,160
I didn't think that far ahead.

1431
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:21,000
Okay.

1432
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:21,840
Okay.

1433
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,480
Get what you get.

1434
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:29,760
You live in Kansas City, Missouri and it's summertime

1435
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:32,240
and you completely forgot that we got ice and snow

1436
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:33,240
in the wintertime.

1437
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:38,240
I want to send him like Jim's backhoe rentals.

1438
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:41,880
Yeah.

1439
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:43,840
So here, dig it out.

1440
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,440
This reminded me of something and I don't know why,

1441
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:50,600
but I said to you that little thing, Pete's pranks.

1442
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,800
Oh yeah.

1443
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,040
Yeah.

1444
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,960
That thing is something else.

1445
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:58,120
That reminded me of a prank we played

1446
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:00,040
on our lead singer one time.

1447
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:02,040
He was very homophobic.

1448
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,520
So we decided before he got to practice,

1449
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,560
we worked up that we'd gotten this,

1450
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:11,000
when the band was still struggling to find gigs.

1451
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,600
So we said, we're going to tell them

1452
01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:15,360
that we got this great, awesome gig,

1453
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,760
but it's like a gay pride festival,

1454
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,000
but it's going to like pay a ton

1455
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,520
and we're going to have to have, you know,

1456
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,920
like gay male dancers on the stage

1457
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:28,960
and there's going to be like a thong contest,

1458
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:32,280
just everything that would make him horribly uncomfortable,

1459
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:33,600
but it paid really well.

1460
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:35,440
And we wanted to see whether he would agree

1461
01:08:35,440 --> 01:08:37,640
or go do it or not.

1462
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:38,480
What'd he say?

1463
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:39,560
He said, let's do it.

1464
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,480
So then we had to start upping the ante.

1465
01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:45,080
He's like, oh yeah, well, you're going to have to MC

1466
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,520
the thong and the banana hammock contest.

1467
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:51,080
And he was like, no, I'm not.

1468
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:53,480
We finally got him to the point where he said no.

1469
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:58,480
I bet that got you guys good when he said,

1470
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:00,360
yeah, sure, let's do it.

1471
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:01,680
You're like, wait a minute,

1472
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:03,160
you're not supposed to say that.

1473
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:07,240
Yeah, has creeped out as he said he was

1474
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:09,040
by homosexuality in general.

1475
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:10,560
He just jumped on it right away.

1476
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,760
He's like, hope paid for money.

1477
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:13,920
Sure, let's do it.

1478
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,000
Maybe it's what they say.

1479
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,800
The ones that are like all freaked out about it

1480
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,760
are the ones that are afraid they are or something.

1481
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:19,600
I don't know.

1482
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:20,440
I don't know.

1483
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:21,280
Who knows?

1484
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:22,120
I just thought that was funny.

1485
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:24,840
This Pete pranks, I just happened on it by accident.

1486
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:27,240
It was like just like an advertiser or something.

1487
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:29,920
But this is like your gay cruise that's coming up

1488
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:30,760
that they sent in the mail.

1489
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:34,640
It's called Queue Ship, 2023 Cruise.

1490
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:38,080
And it's like your inaugural booklet to the gay cruise.

1491
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:39,880
You can send that to someone.

1492
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:42,920
The oversized dildo mail prank, it comes in a tube

1493
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:45,560
and it says, caution oversized dildo.

1494
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:51,080
The porn addict recovery letter

1495
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:54,040
from the Porn Attic Recovery Center of America.

1496
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,040
I know some people I want to send that to.

1497
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:58,160
How about everybody?

1498
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,800
You got, you're going to be a father mailer.

1499
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:04,160
That one's a good one.

1500
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,720
Because it looks really official.

1501
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:11,520
Erectile dysfunction support group mail prank mailer.

1502
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:17,480
Foot hub of the month club.

1503
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:22,480
Yeah, there are a ton of these things.

1504
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:24,520
And then if you know some of this,

1505
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:25,520
like a really big liberal,

1506
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,480
you could send them the Trump thank you pack

1507
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:29,080
for donating money.

1508
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:30,440
And then the opposite, you know,

1509
01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:31,520
some of it's a big conservative.

1510
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:34,520
You can have the Biden Harris thank you pack

1511
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:35,680
for sending them money.

1512
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,360
So anyhow, this Pete's pranks pretty cool.

1513
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,200
And I saw it the other day

1514
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:42,120
and I just thought I'd want to mention it.

1515
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:43,280
I have nothing to do with it.

1516
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,280
They don't pay anything.

1517
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:46,040
I just thought it was really cool.

1518
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:48,680
They have some really good ideas to really fuck with people.

1519
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:49,520
Yeah.

1520
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,320
And you know what, what do we do?

1521
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:52,160
We fuck with people.

1522
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,240
Yes. Yes.

1523
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:54,440
I thought of some other good ones.

1524
01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:58,880
You could have the pedophile recovery group mailer.

1525
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:00,120
Oh my God.

1526
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:02,160
Oh.

1527
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:05,880
Or do you like at one place

1528
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,160
that they used to like put signs in the yards

1529
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,240
and they got the wrong guy and he got killed.

1530
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:11,200
Oh yeah.

1531
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:14,000
Yeah. Some guy who's like molested went up and shot him

1532
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,120
and is the wrong house.

1533
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:17,240
They put it in, they read the address wrong.

1534
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:18,080
Yeah.

1535
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:20,120
See what any other good one.

1536
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:22,680
That's quite a few years ago when that happened, but man.

1537
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:23,520
Yeah. Yeah.

1538
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:25,880
Send them a mailer.

1539
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,080
How to deal with being on parole.

1540
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:30,920
Yeah.

1541
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:35,400
That's like the, the welcome home signs.

1542
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:39,560
You go to the airport and hold up like welcome home mommy.

1543
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,560
Third time for rehabs a charm.

1544
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:42,400
Yeah.

1545
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,880
Think sphincter rehab of America.

1546
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:47,720
Yeah.

1547
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:52,440
I remember seeing one sign, a guy who went to the.

1548
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:53,560
No more pronies.

1549
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:58,120
A guy who went to the airport to pick up his sister

1550
01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:00,960
and his sign said, I love you brother.

1551
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,560
Even though you're a girl now.

1552
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,000
And his sister had to walk up and was like, thanks.

1553
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:13,000
I appreciate that.

1554
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:14,040
Awesome.

1555
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:18,000
We like the old Bud Light commercial.

1556
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:18,840
Yeah.

1557
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:19,680
There you go.

1558
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:21,040
Are you Mr. Jenkins?

1559
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:22,320
Yes, I am.

1560
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:24,320
Because he had all the Bud Light in his car.

1561
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:25,240
He's in there.

1562
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:26,320
Where are you going Mr. Jenkins?

1563
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:27,320
I just drive around.

1564
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,120
He's like slamming all the Bud Light.

1565
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:32,240
All right.

1566
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:34,680
Oh shit.

1567
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:36,600
What's that over there?

1568
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:37,880
Oh no.

1569
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:40,040
This island of horrible jokes.

1570
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,480
My copy of Microsoft Office.

1571
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,280
I will find you and I will have my word.

1572
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:48,120
Oh.

1573
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:56,880
From the makers of Who Bit My Asshole Board Game

1574
01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:59,280
and Balloon Art with Ball Sacks Video Series,

1575
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:02,760
it's two douche bags and a microphone and action figures.

1576
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:05,520
Act now and get a free bag of flaming machinos,

1577
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:08,640
a bottle of antibiotics and three free bullets.

1578
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:10,440
That's right, dress your douche bag up

1579
01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:13,880
and send them off to horrible scenarios all day long.

1580
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:17,000
Order soon and get a free at home tea piercing kit.

1581
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,280
That's right, free home tea piercing kit,

1582
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:20,600
new from Chizbro.

1583
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:24,040
Two douche bags and microphone dot net.

1584
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:27,880
You're one stop for everything douche baggery.

1585
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,200
You wanna write us?

1586
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:31,120
You wanna say something to us?

1587
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:32,640
You wanna look for a live button.

1588
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:34,640
When we go live, you can call in.

1589
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:37,160
All of this stuff is right there for your ears,

1590
01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:38,960
ears and eye holes.

1591
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:41,520
You got it chumps, it's all yours.

1592
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:44,440
Two douche bags and microphone dot net is up and running.

1593
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:45,520
Hit the subscribe button.

1594
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:47,360
Don't forget to hit the subscribe button.

1595
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,840
Don't forget to hit the subscribe button.

1596
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,640
Don't forget to hit the subscribe.

1597
01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:04,160
Hey, where did everybody go?

1598
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:05,400
Where are the douche bags?

1599
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:09,520
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1600
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:10,360
Oh geez.

1601
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,040
Glad they're gone.

1602
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:14,920
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1603
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:33,920
Man, that smells.