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Well, I recently learned that Major League Baseball has instituted a pitch clock.

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Oh yeah?

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I think it's like 30 seconds.

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Two douchebags, one microphone Mark.

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Oh yeah, sorry.

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I'm Toford.

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Alright.

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There we go.

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So, Major League has a pitch clock now.

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They're really proud of it too.

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Yeah, and it actually is speeding up the games somewhat.

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The games are taking, you know, they actually end in your lifetime now.

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And you don't go to sleep as often.

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Yeah, really.

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One of the drawbacks that a lot of ballparks are discovering is that the cutoff time for

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beer sales is the seventh, bottom of the seventh inning.

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Well, that's arriving a lot sooner.

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So they're losing, you know, what, 30, 40 minutes maybe, about a beer sales time.

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The idea for cutting you off at the bottom of the seventh inning is it gives you two

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innings to sober up before you go out and get in your car and start driving home.

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But apparently the stadiums don't care about that anymore.

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Their beer sales are more important.

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So now they're extending sales through the bottom of the eighth inning.

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So there goes the whole idea of letting you sober up before going home.

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Yeah.

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It's like, nah, we're going to go ahead and keep serving you.

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Now it's all up to you to not break the law.

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And all the rest of you attending the game, now you've got to trust the drunk ass sitting

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next to you to not do the wrong thing.

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Well, I find it ridiculous that this was done on the grounds of safety, but then when the

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game speeds up, this also means that you have less time to recover afterwards.

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And they took in the eighth inning, so the ninth inning, the game's over.

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So you probably got maybe 10 minutes to sober up, maybe 15.

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It's bullshit.

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It is.

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I'm sure when the instituted the policy of cutting off sales at the bottom of the seventh

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inning, they took all sorts of credit for how much, oh, we care for the fans.

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They were doing it to make it safer and more happily and friendly.

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Now they're used to that revenue and they don't want to give it up.

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So all that goodwill and all the happy is shown to be the obvious bullshit it was.

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because let's face it, teams like the Royals.

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I mean, they're already way out of it.

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They already suck.

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They're already horrible and they're not going to do anything this year.

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Why go to a game in July?

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Even big time baseball fans will tell you, if I couldn't drink beer, no way I'd go out

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It's boring as hell.

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You know, if I can't drink beer there, I'm going to sit home and drink beer and watch

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And not watch it on Bally Sports.

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Because beer has to be consumed in order to make baseball durable.

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Why are you wasting your time on it then?

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MOB knows this.

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If I have to get stoned off my ass to listen to a certain band, I'm just not going to

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listen to that band.

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They're apparently not good enough.

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Well, I find it absurd that they did this in the name of safety.

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Then on the very next breath, they just don't say anything.

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They're just like, well, we're going to extend beer sales to the eighth inning because games

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Why didn't they just go ahead and say, you know what, we're just going to sell beer right

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until the last second?

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And, you know, according to Missouri law, they could sell you a beer to go.

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Yeah, that's how it's getting ready to go.

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That's where I was going at is.

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They're like, sell them a beer to go.

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Everywhere else does.

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This is why I've really changed my mind about self-driving cars.

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I want them.

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I want everybody to have to have self-driving cars because the people out there driving,

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I don't trust a damn one of them.

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I agree.

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But a lot of times I don't trust myself.

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You know, I've had some close calls and they go, holy shit, what am I doing?

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No, I'm at them where I'm like fucking tired as hell headed home.

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And yeah, you fucking almost clip another car.

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You almost run off the road.

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You're like, oh my God, man, if that happens again, I may not be so lucky.

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Well, a self-driving car would be like, all right, dumb shit here is tired.

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So we're going to go in and make a wheel.

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I think before I'll be comfortable with a self-driving car, there needs to be a universal

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system of how these cars navigate.

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Right now, every company that makes a self-driving car has their own way of doing it and they

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aren't necessarily compatible.

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So it's like the Wild West days of early aviation where all you had to do is buy a plane and

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just go fly.

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Crap's going to happen.

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People will die and then regulations will get put in place eventually and it'll be a

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safe way of traveling.

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I like the fact that trains don't, they've got to set track they go in.

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Airliners, they have big highways in the sky.

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They travel in these lanes.

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I think self-driving cars need to have a universal system like air traffic control.

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In order for you or I, because we know better.

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Some people might just jump right on board and some people never jump on board and go,

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I'm not doing that.

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So there has to be a universal system that's proven.

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I'm not going to be one that, I mean, we're talking about like how you never get the first

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Like I referred back to Windows, I think a couple of podcasts ago.

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I never bought the first Windows.

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I waited until like the 10th one because if you buy the first one, you're forever getting

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patches to fix this, fix that, fix this bug.

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Well, this thing is no different.

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Only your life's at stake.

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It was like, oh my God, we got a bug somewhere in this thing.

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And they're like on the freeway, they're all doing somersaults and killing you.

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And for some reason all our cars are driving into bridges.

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I mean, you don't want to be that guy.

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Everyone else can be that guy.

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You sit back and go, yeah, that's okay.

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Figure it out and I'll get it later.

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So, yep.

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Well, anyhow, I have some on a completely different note.

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I have some Brett, not Brett, Farve, Aaron Rodgers news.

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The never ending saga of spin the wheel of Rodgers.

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There was momentum in March that Green Bay Packers quarterback was on his way to the

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New York Jets via trade.

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But a month later, it appears like the momentum has stalled.

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You don't hear anything now.

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There was one blurb I saw this morning buried way down that said, Jets still waiting on

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deal that would bring Aaron Rodgers to New York.

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Well, there's been a lot of interesting things that happened since then.

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But, you know, a story like that is somebody who has no new information.

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He's just churning the old information.

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So, yeah, there's nothing.

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There's nothing coming out.

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I did that to keep your interest because I hope there's some news here coming up, but

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they don't know.

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So, according to Yahoo Sports NFL reporter Charles Robinson, it was Rodgers himself who

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apparently given the Jets team owner, Woody Johnson, cold feet over pulling off the set

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Meaning that it was Rodgers appearance on the Pat McAfee show, which led things to go

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uphill rather than downhill.

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Rodgers reportedly said on the show that he was 90% retired.

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Oh, that's a bad thing to say when you're.

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This made the Jets GM nervous about giving up a number two pick and possibly a number

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one next year.

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The Jets also reported that in order to give up another pick next year that Rodgers would

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have to play and not retire, which I get that.

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But the Packers seem to have an issue with that.

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They don't want to give up their number one.

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They don't want, I think the Packers know that Rodgers has got two and a half feet out

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the door.

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I mean, it's pretty evident with everything that went down ever since Jordan Love and

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then him saying that it wasn't Jordan Love that is the way that they let everybody go,

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which they did let a lot of people go.

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So, this is a sticking point with the Packers.

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The Packers have been just hanging out waiting for another team to delve into the trade market

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for Rodgers, but he has the right of refusal of any trade.

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I mean, so let's say Carolina calls, we'll give you everything you want plus more.

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We'll pay his whole contract off.

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They have the money, they have the cap room.

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And then Rodgers go, I don't want to play for them.

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Then it's done.

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And then for all we know, that may have happened.

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So, it would have to be a team ready for the Super Bowl.

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Otherwise, he's not going to do it.

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He'd have to be the clear starter.

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You know, I'm guessing most teams aren't even trying under that.

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They're like, you know what?

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Look what he's done over there and look at how he's acted towards them and look at how

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he's treated them.

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I mean, he's really, he's treated them like shit.

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And all he needs to do is remember back when he was a rookie and how bad and how he went

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around protesting, how Brett Favre treated him and Brett Favre admittedly treated him

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pretty bad.

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Well, why is he doing the same thing if it was so horrible?

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Yeah, we wouldn't hire someone like that for our craft staff.

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No, no.

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He's bad mouthing all the other places he's worked for and he tells us he's, you know,

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90% sure he's about to quit and never work again.

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It's like, yeah, why the hell would we want you?

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No, because, yeah, as soon as you go over to that other place, you're going to, number

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one thing is going to be starting to fucking bitch on us and then pointing out our flaws

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and everything.

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Yeah.

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So, to me, he's got no curb appeal.

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No, no.

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So, it's not happening.

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And then I read this morning, I didn't have time to write anything out.

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So let's see, hang on.

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We have to Google search for Arrogant Rogers.

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Arrogant Rogers.

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Sorry, I got it, Texas.

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Someone that I kind of knew passed away.

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Sorry, caught me off guard.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Shit, where was I?

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Aaron Rogers.

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Okay, Aaron Rogers.

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At Green Bay.

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Okay.

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Green Bay signed him to a three-year deal.

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That's surprising that it's not like plastered everywhere.

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No, it's very under the radar.

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Yeah.

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And the GM went out as a Guggen, Kruss, Kahnsch.

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Guggen, Scrumpl, yeah.

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Google, Scrotum, whatever.

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Golfenstein.

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Golfenstein, yeah.

284
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Yeah.

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Yeah, Mr. Golfenstein, their general manager said he's related to Miss Golfenstein.

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Yes.

287
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Which she's missing in action this morning.

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Yeah, the weather's nice and a lot of people out.

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She's probably scared off.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's too nice of an atmosphere.

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She's like, I don't want anything to do with that.

293
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Yeah.

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So.

295
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She likes to yell angrily and slam chairs around.

296
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Yeah, yeah.

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And that one wall, that one wall over there near Corollos, that gets it.

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She hates that wall.

299
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She does.

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Oh my God.

301
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I don't know what that wall did to her, but.

302
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It's her whipping post.

303
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It is.

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Oh, she ruins her day.

305
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So, so Mr. Golfenstein up there in Green Bay.

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Yeah.

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So he said that we come to, you know, reach a deal with Aaron Rodgers and we're happy

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that he's going to be a packer in the foreseeable future and probably to the end of his career.

309
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Yeah.

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I don't know if I believe that.

311
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I don't think so either.

312
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I think it's a smokescreen.

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They got a deal worked out with some team that Rodgers knows about.

314
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Yeah.

315
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I don't even know if it's necessarily the Jets.

316
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Yeah, it doesn't have to be.

317
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Yeah.

318
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I can't imagine.

319
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Well I can imagine the Jets doing that, but I don't think it's a smart idea.

320
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No.

321
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Yeah.

322
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Never underestimate what the Jets might do.

323
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Yeah.

324
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But yeah, there have been a number of trades in the past where it was contingent on the

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original team signing the person and then trading him with an existing contract.

326
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Yes.

327
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So yeah, that can make perfect sense that that's what they're doing with Rodgers is

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they sign him.

329
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Now the team bidding on him knows exactly what they're going to have to pay and how

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it's structured.

331
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That's a way to make him more attractive to teams that are on the pitch or thinking about

332
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it.

333
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Yeah.

334
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Yeah.

335
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,880
So he's got a four-year deal and if you can manage that four-year deal with the team you

336
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have and maybe hire some, I think that's another sticking point too is Rodgers has a set list

337
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of people he wants.

338
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Now let's say a team's willing to pay his contract.

339
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They've got to have enough cap space or clear enough cap space with a draft coming up here

340
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in two weeks to…

341
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He wants weapons.

342
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Yeah.

343
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Yeah.

344
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And yeah, you have to sign your draft and you have to get some free agents and other

345
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ways too.

346
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Yeah.

347
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So…

348
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,960
But you know, think of it this way.

349
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There's a certain car that you really want and you have to go to an auction and bid on

350
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it because other people want it too.

351
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That's where Aaron Rodgers used to be.

352
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Now that's the point where, okay, the car is sitting there on the lot, you know exactly

353
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how much it's going to cost and you're trying to figure out whether you really want

354
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it or not.

355
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I think it's…

356
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That's where Aaron Rodgers is now.

357
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I think he's a farm implement and on the back of a broken down barn, the barn's caving

358
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in and he's back there and one wheel's off.

359
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,040
Yep.

360
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,880
He's no longer the prize calf that everyone's bidding on, everybody's interested in.

361
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,960
Now they've had to put a price on him.

362
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:14,960
Yes.

363
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:20,960
So that's a big step back for Aaron Rodgers that now he has a price affixed to him to

364
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,680
make him more appealing because that means no teams really want him.

365
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,680
There are teams that are just kind of waffling on him.

366
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,680
Yeah, they're like…

367
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And this is designed to appeal to them.

368
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,400
The big thing now is getting the next Patrick Mahomes.

369
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,400
Yeah.

370
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No, not little Joe Burrow.

371
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Not Joshie Allen.

372
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Or Justin Herbert.

373
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Yeah.

374
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Jalen Hurts, if he keeps it up, yeah, then he would be one of these guys.

375
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But the thing is people want the next Patrick Mahomes.

376
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Yeah.

377
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They don't want a guy that they think will get him up there but not get him all the way.

378
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:54,960
Yeah.

379
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,560
They want a guy that can do it.

380
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Yeah.

381
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:04,520
And the thing is, the reason they're not sold on Rodgers is not necessarily his arm,

382
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,520
it's his head.

383
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,520
Yeah.

384
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,520
Where is his head at?

385
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,520
His attitude.

386
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:12,160
If he's getting into his own dark thoughts again, he's going to tank your season.

387
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,160
Yeah.

388
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:17,120
Maybe he's not even going to do it intentionally, it's just he's going to be so…

389
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:20,480
Makes you wonder about Green Bay if he didn't intentionally just be like, you know what,

390
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,960
I don't care so much, so I'm not going to play so much.

391
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:24,960
Yeah.

392
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,960
So…

393
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:30,360
But when he does go somewhere, the team that gets him is going to hail this as the greatest

394
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:36,360
thing ever and so wonderful and Green Bay will have a big, you know, let's all suck

395
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,880
each other's dick kind of send off kind of thing for him.

396
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When the reality is everyone's just going to be glad the whole thing's over and kind

397
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,800
of a goodbye and good riddance situation.

398
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,800
Yeah.

399
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,000
But they'll play it up like it's, you know, oh the best thing to happen to our franchise.

400
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,160
Well yeah, of course, they're going to sell it, they're going to super sell it to everybody

401
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:58,600
but then when it's… what needs to happen is for Rodgers to be successful is they need

402
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,680
to get out of the box like four and one, five and oh and have momentum.

403
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:03,680
Quick start, yeah.

404
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,600
Yeah, quick start and go see it's working.

405
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:10,400
If they flounder first and they got to work the bugs out in their three and three, that

406
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,000
might go to hell on them.

407
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Yeah.

408
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:19,120
Yeah, the Chiefs just signed a receiver recently and there was virtually no fanfare about him.

409
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,120
I think that's what Rodgers…

410
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,760
Oh, the second one from the Giants.

411
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,760
Yeah.

412
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,760
Yeah.

413
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,360
See, that's what Rodgers deserves is for it to be like buried on the second page and

414
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,360
it's no big deal.

415
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,360
Oh, Rodgers sign?

416
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,360
Oh, okay.

417
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:33,720
But he wants to be, you know, like the sinking of the Titanic.

418
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,880
Oh my God, Harry Rodgers, what are we going to do?

419
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,880
Yeah.

420
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,040
Yeah, the signing of this receiver looked to me like he's not going to be a Kaderius

421
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,920
Tony where we literally got to steal.

422
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,920
No, yeah.

423
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,000
If that guy stays healthy, he's going to be a top receiver.

424
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
Oh, yeah.

425
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,800
Okay, this guy looks like a capable one.

426
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:54,600
Like if you get 600 yards out of him, you're going to have a good year with this guy but

427
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:58,280
he's not going to be the number one guy but in a Patrick Mahomes offense, do you really

428
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,280
need a number one guy?

429
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,280
No.

430
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,280
You have Kelsey.

431
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:05,200
Yeah, this will be a good guy to send in to spell other receivers.

432
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,200
Yes.

433
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:11,080
And, you know, someone that you can run in there and you can still throw to.

434
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:15,320
Yeah, yeah, he'll be a good blocker but someone that you can still throw to otherwise no one

435
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,560
will bother covering him.

436
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:22,080
Yeah, yeah, so this guy is going to be just another option in an array of people that's

437
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,400
going to be a revolving carousel, I believe.

438
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,400
Yeah.

439
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,960
You know, you got your guys that are up and coming, like Sky Moore, they believe he's

440
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:28,960
going to be something.

441
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,720
Tony, if he stays healthy, he's going to be something.

442
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:39,400
Valdez Gantling probably is learning more about the system, is probably going to be

443
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,400
even more effective.

444
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,400
And how it changes once the ball is snapped.

445
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,280
He's going to be the deep threat or one of the deep threats.

446
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,280
So I know.

447
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,280
Noah Gray is coming on.

448
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,280
Yeah.

449
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,280
Tied in.

450
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,280
Yes.

451
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,560
And they just signed Watson again, which was looking really good last year.

452
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,160
Yeah, yeah, he was really starting to click.

453
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,160
Yeah.

454
00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:01,880
And this is where you're going to see quarterback making receivers, not receivers making quarterbacks.

455
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:02,880
Yeah.

456
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,960
And the Chiefs are smart enough to know this.

457
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,600
That's why they're not going after an Odell Beckham.

458
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,880
You don't eat them.

459
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,040
No, they proved it last year.

460
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,800
The Chiefs were dead in the water without Hill.

461
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,560
Their offense is going to go number one to maybe number 10 if they're lucky.

462
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,040
Yeah, they're not going to score nearly as many points.

463
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,040
They're going to struggle.

464
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,760
They're not going to sniff a Super Bowl.

465
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,760
Rebuilding year.

466
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,760
Rebuilding year.

467
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,760
Rebuilding year, yes.

468
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,760
We lost Cheetah.

469
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,760
Yeah.

470
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:33,240
And then suddenly, all of a sudden, this is a rebuilding year and all rookies all over

471
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:37,120
on the defense and people are like going, oh no, no, they're done for now.

472
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,840
Oh wait, they won again?

473
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,840
Oops.

474
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:40,840
Yep.

475
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:41,840
You know.

476
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:45,760
See, that's what, you're right, every team is chasing that.

477
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,800
And Rodgers will never give you that.

478
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,760
I've heard of it as referred to as they stole one.

479
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,120
No, I don't think that.

480
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,560
I know a lot of people think that.

481
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,280
It's like, well, they probably shouldn't have won, but they did anyhow.

482
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:59,440
They should have won because they were the only ones that had enough guts to do what

483
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,040
it took and did it.

484
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,640
Yep, yep, yep.

485
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,640
It's earned.

486
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:04,960
I mean, every Super Bowl victory is earned.

487
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,400
Earned every fucking last drop of sweat.

488
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:14,680
So, anyhow, and they should be the favorites until they don't do this anymore.

489
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,680
Yeah, yeah.

490
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,240
I think everyone's learned their lesson.

491
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:22,360
Unless something insane happens between now and the beginning of the season, I think it's

492
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:27,440
going to take a lot to knock the Chiefs out of being everyone's pick as a returning favorite.

493
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,440
Yeah.

494
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,440
Yeah.

495
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,760
But stranger things have happened.

496
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,360
Oh, stranger things have happened, yeah.

497
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,160
And all it takes is an injury.

498
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,160
Yep.

499
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:40,760
You know, I don't know who our backup is going to be for quarterback because Chad Henney

500
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,000
retired on top.

501
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,160
Shane Bachel is the guy who's there now.

502
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,680
I saw him in preseason last year and he looked good.

503
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,680
He did look good.

504
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,720
He looked good.

505
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:56,920
I don't know if he's capable as a second string backup, somebody who can go in and bring the

506
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:57,920
game home.

507
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:58,920
If not, then they'll do like a Henney.

508
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,480
They'll get a guy who's been around for a while.

509
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:09,520
And the thing is, like I said, whoever they get, whoever they get are not going to be

510
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:14,560
just a run, you know, just pass it, give the ball off, hand the ball off.

511
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,560
Right.

512
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,560
They're not going to be that.

513
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,560
They're going to throw too.

514
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,560
Yeah, yeah.

515
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,920
They're going to come in throwing because that's what our offense is.

516
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,080
And if they can't do that, if they're not capable of that, then they're not going to

517
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,080
be there.

518
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,080
Yeah.

519
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,600
You could run the punter out there to take the snap from center and just hand the ball

520
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,600
off.

521
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,600
Yeah.

522
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,600
That's not what's going to happen.

523
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,600
No.

524
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,080
And we don't need a guy who's going to be a future starter either because Mahomes has

525
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,880
got that locked up until he.

526
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,160
Until he doesn't want it anymore.

527
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,160
Yeah.

528
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,480
Or until, you know, heaven forbid something happens to his body.

529
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,480
Yeah.

530
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,480
So.

531
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,040
Oh, when he's getting shit because he released some video of him in Trayland.

532
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,040
Out of weight.

533
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,040
Out of weight.

534
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,040
Yeah, yeah.

535
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,040
Or out of shape.

536
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,040
Yeah.

537
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,040
Yeah.

538
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,200
Him and Tray Lance are practicing together and he's supposedly helping him out maybe

539
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,640
a little bit on his technique.

540
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:00,640
Yeah.

541
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,000
I don't necessarily care for that.

542
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Yeah.

543
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:09,560
You don't see Ford's chief auto designer going over to Chevy and say, hey, let me show

544
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,560
you some things.

545
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,560
Yeah.

546
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:17,440
They're like, don't show them a fucking thing and get clauses on everybody that means something.

547
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,440
Yeah.

548
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,440
Really?

549
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,440
Yeah.

550
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,080
Clause on A with it means anything and they can't take any of our technology with them

551
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,080
and all that.

552
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,080
Yeah.

553
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,080
Yeah.

554
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,080
So.

555
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,080
So that kind of makes me think it was a PR move.

556
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:32,440
Well, it's been spun as they're sharpening their skills, both of them.

557
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,440
Yeah.

558
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:40,160
But they're trying to show, they're all, since Mahomes is not the new young kid anymore,

559
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,440
they're starting to show them in a mentor light.

560
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,440
Yeah.

561
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,440
I think that that is a PR thing.

562
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,440
That polishes his image a little bit too.

563
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,440
Yeah.

564
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,440
So.

565
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:53,680
So it's never too early to start working on Mahomes' image for after football.

566
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,560
And starting now is a great idea.

567
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,560
I agree where Brady did the opposite.

568
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,240
Even if he plays another 10 years.

569
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,040
Now all of a sudden stuff's starting to come out about Brady and people are starting to

570
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,040
motherfuck him after.

571
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,040
After.

572
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,440
And he's getting ready to hit the broadcast booth.

573
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,040
Supposedly not this year, next year.

574
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,040
Next year, yeah.

575
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,440
I'm still not sold that he is not going to be out of it somewhere.

576
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,480
Yeah.

577
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,200
That San Francisco, all of a sudden Brock Purdy, maybe that's why they're sticking with

578
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,720
the two that they have.

579
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,160
Purdy and Tray Lance.

580
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:25,800
And they let Garoppolo go to the Raiders.

581
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:30,120
And so maybe that's why they're not that worried about their starters.

582
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,120
It could be.

583
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,120
Yeah.

584
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,500
I heard the first thing Garoppolo did when he got to Vegas was say, where's the legal

585
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,000
whorehouse at?

586
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Wow.

587
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,720
Is that true?

588
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,320
Raiders got what they asked for, didn't they?

589
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,320
Is that true?

590
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,160
He's got a reputation.

591
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,080
Because I read that somewhere.

592
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,080
Yeah.

593
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,080
Yeah.

594
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,080
Garoppolo's got a reputation.

595
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,440
Look, I don't give a shit.

596
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:54,440
The wandering wiener.

597
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,440
Yeah.

598
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,440
Yeah, he does.

599
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,440
He doesn't like to stick with one girl.

600
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,440
That's true.

601
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,640
Well, I got to say, you got to pay for it, really?

602
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,640
Well, you know what?

603
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,640
To him, it's probably a clean shoot, if you will.

604
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,080
It's like you paid for it.

605
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,600
So there's nobody coming back out of the woodwork saying you did something wrong.

606
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:19,320
I think there was a TV show that not a lot of people remember anymore called Two and

607
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,320
a Half Men.

608
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,320
Oh, yeah.

609
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:26,320
It was Charlie Sheen played a guy who was a drunk and a womanizer.

610
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,320
And he had...

611
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,320
He played it very well, by the way.

612
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,320
Isn't that odd?

613
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,320
He's basically playing himself.

614
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:38,720
But yeah, he had a huge source of disposable income because he wrote jingles for commercials

615
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,600
and ads and things.

616
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:50,920
So he said on the show that he preferred the business exchange of having sex with a prostitute

617
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:55,840
because both parties know what they're there for and when it's done, they leave in their

618
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:56,840
separate ways.

619
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,200
And he didn't want any kind of relationship whatsoever.

620
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,640
He didn't even want to put any time in.

621
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,640
Yeah, that's true.

622
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,280
Even for like a one night stand.

623
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,360
And he was really clear about that too.

624
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,680
He was like, you know, this is what I want.

625
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,960
So I'd just rather do it like this.

626
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,720
Dr. House on the show House was the same way.

627
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,920
He wasn't interested in having any kind of relationship or picking up a girl or bar or

628
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,920
anything.

629
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,680
It was to strictly hire a prostitute and that's done.

630
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,680
And then they're out of there.

631
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,760
Then you go about what he really likes to do.

632
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,160
Some guys like it that way.

633
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:32,080
And if Garoppolo likes it that way, he wants nothing personal, no kind of connection.

634
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,240
It's just like, you know, I don't want to jerk off.

635
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,640
I'd rather have sex with the stranger here and then they go away.

636
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,880
It's his thing, I guess.

637
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,600
And also you can pick out exactly what you want to, I guess.

638
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,600
Right?

639
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,600
Yeah.

640
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,600
But not quite, not quite, not quite.

641
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,600
Oh yeah.

642
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,600
Right there.

643
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,600
Yeah.

644
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:48,600
Yeah.

645
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:52,000
It's I can't separate that from human trafficking.

646
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,920
No, no, no, I mean either.

647
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:59,240
I just don't get the whole prostitution thing because it's human trafficking.

648
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,240
Yeah.

649
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,400
I mean, without going into a bunch of stuff, whatever.

650
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,400
Yeah.

651
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,000
Oh, you're name Garoppolo.

652
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Yeah.

653
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:13,280
So anyhow, I have something that came over my desk here.

654
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,200
You're talking about our crack staff, right?

655
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,200
Yes.

656
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:21,040
Well, I guess they, Massengale sent them another list of douche flavors that did not make the

657
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,040
cut.

658
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,040
Oh, okay.

659
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,040
Yeah.

660
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,040
I want to hear these.

661
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,040
Oh yeah.

662
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,040
Yeah.

663
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:31,000
So anyhow, one of the crack staff, I mean, you know, whenever they come into our room,

664
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,920
you know, when we're doing our huge broadcast here in the big broadcast facilities and our

665
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,280
major million dollar production that we go through.

666
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,280
Yeah.

667
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,280
Yeah.

668
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,280
We have to look away because their crack is showing.

669
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,280
Yes.

670
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:46,840
We had to fire the cocaine crack addicts, that crack staff, because they kept stealing

671
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,200
our microphones and laptops and selling them.

672
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,200
Yeah.

673
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,240
Got to go down to the pawn shop and buy them back.

674
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,240
It really sucked.

675
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,240
They weren't getting any work done.

676
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,240
Yeah.

677
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,240
Yeah.

678
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,240
They were snorting lines off each other's ass.

679
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,240
It was horrible.

680
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,240
Yeah.

681
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,360
At least with this crack staff, we get stuff done, but...

682
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,520
We just got to look away.

683
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,120
You don't want to borrow a pencil because they keep it all in their crack.

684
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,120
Yes, they do.

685
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,520
It's nice and warm though, I found out.

686
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:09,520
That's true.

687
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,960
I mean, you know, I had my head turned, so I grabbed a pencil from them.

688
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:12,960
Yeah.

689
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:13,960
And it was a little sweaty.

690
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,760
I've never seen a pencil that writes brown.

691
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,800
Oh wait, now it's black.

692
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,840
Oh, there we go.

693
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:20,840
Really?

694
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:25,000
Massingale sent one of them a list of the, you know, of douche flavors that failed.

695
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Okay.

696
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,360
You know, we've been doing this off and on for a while.

697
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,360
Yeah.

698
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,400
And I'm surprised that they weren't snapped up.

699
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:35,680
Just like our invisible ass paddling session is coming back, not the next podcast, the

700
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,680
podcast after.

701
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,680
Okay.

702
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:43,440
Yeah, there's a list that's partially done that we're invisible for a day and instead

703
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,840
of saving the world, we opt to paddle people's asses as needed.

704
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:47,840
Yes.

705
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,440
So, hey, that's the way we roll.

706
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:55,520
So, okay, the number one, number one that didn't work, beef stew.

707
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,520
Wow.

708
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,520
Yeah.

709
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,520
Yeah.

710
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,520
Neither one of those words works really well in that situation.

711
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:03,520
Beef and stew.

712
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,520
No.

713
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,520
No.

714
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,520
No.

715
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:12,400
You know, chunky, dark broth, a little bit of pepper, maybe some carrots, some potatoes

716
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,920
cut up, peas maybe.

717
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,920
Yeah.

718
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,920
Yeah.

719
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,920
That's...

720
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,720
If you puree it, then that's even worse.

721
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:22,720
Yeah.

722
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,720
Yeah.

723
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:24,720
Yeah.

724
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,720
So, that's a good choice.

725
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,720
Yeah.

726
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,720
So, I kind of see how come the beef stew didn't work.

727
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:29,720
Yeah.

728
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,720
Beef stew is not...

729
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,720
No.

730
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,720
Yeah.

731
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,720
Yeah.

732
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:34,720
Yeah.

733
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,720
So, that one got nixed.

734
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:36,720
Next one is roasted tomato and basil.

735
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,720
Oh, you know, I kind of like that.

736
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,720
Roasted tomato and basil.

737
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:44,720
I do too, but I think the problem is maybe the red from the tomatoes.

738
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:45,720
Yeah.

739
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,720
That's true.

740
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,720
And then the little flakes in the basil could be confused to something else maybe.

741
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,720
True.

742
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,720
True.

743
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,720
Yeah.

744
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:54,720
Yep.

745
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,720
Yep.

746
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,720
Next one would be beef broth.

747
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:03,720
Again, I mean, you go back to the beef stew and, you know, I think what they did was like,

748
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,720
well, the beef stew didn't work, so whoever came up with that...

749
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,720
Tried the beef.

750
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:08,720
Yeah.

751
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,720
Yeah.

752
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:10,720
They tried to save their image.

753
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,720
Yeah.

754
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,720
Well, how about beef broth?

755
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:13,720
They probably already bought the beef flavoring, so they had to use it somehow.

756
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:14,720
Yeah.

757
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,720
They had to use it, so they tried it and they're like, yeah.

758
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,720
Yeah.

759
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:23,360
So, needless to say, over there in Massingale, there's like probably four locked dumpsters

760
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,360
full of beef broth.

761
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,360
Yeah.

762
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:30,160
I think that they sent out their beef broth flavored version for testing and the lab results

763
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,160
came back.

764
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,760
Your cow has a urinary tract infection.

765
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:45,120
And then the princess say, we don't want to know.

766
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,120
Keep it to yourself.

767
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,120
Thanks and goodbye.

768
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,120
What happens in the barnyard stays in the barnyard.

769
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,120
Yeah.

770
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:57,080
The next one, ham and cheese.

771
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,720
I love ham and cheese.

772
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,280
Who does not love a ham and cheese sandwich?

773
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,280
Everybody does.

774
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,280
Let's see.

775
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,280
It wouldn't be kosher.

776
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,280
No.

777
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,280
No.

778
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,280
Muslims probably wouldn't buy that.

779
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,280
No.

780
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,280
But, oh, ham and cheese.

781
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,280
You know, ham and cheese is actually pretty good.

782
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:13,280
Yeah.

783
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,280
Yeah.

784
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,280
Yeah.

785
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,280
I like that.

786
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,280
I like that.

787
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:21,280
Okay.

788
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,720
Cheese.

789
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,720
But it failed.

790
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,920
They did not go over well.

791
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,840
Then the next one, I see how come this one failed.

792
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,840
Cottage cheese.

793
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:31,840
Oh, yeah.

794
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,840
Yeah.

795
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,840
Yeah.

796
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,840
That just goes.

797
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,760
You start picturing that and it's all kinds of wrong.

798
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,760
Yeah.

799
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,760
Yeah.

800
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,680
Oh, this is sharp and tangy and wait a minute.

801
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:45,680
Yeah.

802
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,440
It's got a lot of meat and a lot of meat and a little curds.

803
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,480
I wonder if it's large curd or small curd.

804
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,480
What's this milky stuff?

805
00:30:55,480 --> 00:31:01,680
So somewhere in Massagel, there's 10 other dubs for a full of cottage cheese.

806
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,680
Lock.

807
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,840
Now, ricotta cheese might work.

808
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,840
And ricotta sounds better.

809
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:11,520
You have to mix it up a little, baby.

810
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:15,920
The next one, I get this one too, cream gravy with mashed potatoes.

811
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,920
Yeah.

812
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,720
That'd be kind of bland, wouldn't you think?

813
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,720
Yeah.

814
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,720
Yeah.

815
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:23,720
Yeah.

816
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,880
So it'd be along the lines of cottage cheese, I guess.

817
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:30,320
This next one, I'm really surprised it didn't make it.

818
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,880
Chef Boyardee inspired SpaghettiOs.

819
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,880
Oh, yeah.

820
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,880
That's every kid's favorite.

821
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:36,880
Yeah.

822
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,880
Yeah.

823
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,120
I mean, you'd have to be over 18 probably for the douche.

824
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,120
Well, true.

825
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,120
Yeah.

826
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,120
Yeah.

827
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,120
Yeah.

828
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,920
But still, man, that's such a classic American flavor.

829
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:47,920
I know.

830
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:48,920
Everybody loves SpaghettiOs.

831
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,920
Tastes a little bit like the can.

832
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,920
Yeah.

833
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,920
Yeah.

834
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,920
I mean, yeah, I just don't get it.

835
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,640
I mean, yeah.

836
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:01,520
Next one, spicy brown mustard did not make it.

837
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,520
Oh.

838
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:06,320
And that would go good with the, didn't we have a corn dog flavored one?

839
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,320
We did.

840
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,320
Yeah.

841
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,320
That would have gone great with that.

842
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,320
That would have been perfect.

843
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:16,000
But if they could like take some of these old episodes and get, you know, and order

844
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,880
if they still have the list that they sent us, I could put them two together and try

845
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:20,880
it.

846
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:21,880
Yeah.

847
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:22,880
Put them together in like a sampler pack.

848
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,880
Yeah.

849
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:24,880
So you buy one, you get the other.

850
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:25,880
Yeah.

851
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:26,880
Yeah.

852
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:27,880
Yeah.

853
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:33,000
So next one is spicy salsa did not go over well.

854
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,320
You know, that was probably the chunks.

855
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,320
Yeah.

856
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,880
You know, it would have been a great idea, but I think the chunks threw everybody off.

857
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:40,880
Yeah.

858
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,880
Yeah.

859
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,880
Yeah.

860
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:43,880
It probably gets caught in the nozzle too.

861
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:44,880
Yeah.

862
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:45,880
Yeah.

863
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:46,880
Yeah.

864
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,880
You like, you get like too much of it.

865
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,720
You sneeze and the chunk come through your nose and stuff like that.

866
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,720
Yeah.

867
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,360
Probably not ideal.

868
00:32:54,360 --> 00:33:00,280
The next one, potato soup.

869
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,280
I think I see that one.

870
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,280
Yeah.

871
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,920
I got to say the whole soup idea, you know, they may, maybe they should.

872
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:09,280
I think I need to get out of the soup industry altogether and maybe go to different ones.

873
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,560
Like, I don't know, like maybe green mint tea or something.

874
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,560
Yeah.

875
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,560
Yeah.

876
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,080
You see a green mint tea douche.

877
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,080
Yeah.

878
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,080
Yeah.

879
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,480
Smell great, tastes fine, freshen your breath, right?

880
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,080
Or maybe you can even make a mixed drink douche, like maybe a mojito.

881
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,080
Oh yeah.

882
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,080
There we go.

883
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,080
Yeah.

884
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,080
Yeah.

885
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,080
You get crazy with a dirty martini.

886
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,080
Gin fizz.

887
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,080
Gin fizz.

888
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,080
Yeah.

889
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,080
Yeah.

890
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,080
Or a fin jizz.

891
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:39,080
I don't know which one it is, but one of them.

892
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,080
Yeah.

893
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,080
Yeah.

894
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,080
Velveeta with Rotel.

895
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,080
We're getting savory foods.

896
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,080
Yeah, we are.

897
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,080
Yeah.

898
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:52,080
They were in a crazy mood on these ones.

899
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,480
The next one, I don't agree with at all.

900
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,020
Cream peas.

901
00:33:56,020 --> 00:34:00,020
Oh yeah.

902
00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:01,640
And their cousin whipped peas.

903
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,640
Oh.

904
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,480
Ugh, that's just nasty.

905
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,800
Everyone thinks it's guacamole and it's not.

906
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:07,800
No, no.

907
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,760
You serve it and they're like, oh, fuck.

908
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,880
People are like putting their tostitos in them.

909
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,280
They're like, what the fuck?

910
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,480
But actually, the whipped peas are good for stubbing your cigarette out in.

911
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,480
Yeah, yeah.

912
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,480
Or your cigar.

913
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,480
Yeah, your cigar.

914
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,080
But that's not all whipped peas are good for.

915
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,000
And then last but not least, chicken salad.

916
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:30,760
Put a little almond and celery bits in it.

917
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,800
Some people put grape halves in.

918
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,800
Yeah.

919
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,800
Eggless mayo.

920
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:40,800
Oh my God.

921
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:56,720
So yeah, so we were luckily enough, we intercepted the, what would you call them?

922
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:57,720
The marketing team.

923
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:58,720
The marketing team.

924
00:34:58,720 --> 00:34:59,720
Yeah.

925
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,720
From Massingale.

926
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:07,040
The test groups and the research panels and all that stuff.

927
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:11,040
And we've got a mole in there that sneaks the information out for us.

928
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,280
He sneaks information out and we thank you.

929
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,280
We can't say your name.

930
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,280
Yeah.

931
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,640
But you know, Massingale doesn't really seem to care because they've never gone after us.

932
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,640
No, no.

933
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:20,640
Or us.

934
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:21,640
Yeah.

935
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,320
They're like, okay, how many listeners they have?

936
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,320
Forget it.

937
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:26,320
Don't even bother.

938
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,320
We're like NPR and they're Elon Musk.

939
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,320
Yeah.

940
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,080
How many people left?

941
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,080
Oh, okay.

942
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,080
All right.

943
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,080
I'll be in my office.

944
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:41,920
If I can't make that up in the next 10 minutes, I'll quit.

945
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,920
Right after they tell them that all of NPR resigned from their Twitter account.

946
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,720
Hey, hey, pull my finger.

947
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,080
Elon, did you hear me?

948
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,800
No, pull my finger.

949
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:59,560
Yeah, I saw one of the best lines, hang on a second.

950
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:00,560
All right.

951
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,240
Now the truck is gone.

952
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:06,600
One of the best comeback lines I've ever seen.

953
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,840
It was used in the ending of a relationship, but you could use it like if you're leaving

954
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,840
a job.

955
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:21,160
Where the boss says, you know, on your way out the door, good luck.

956
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:27,440
No, it was said about a relationship.

957
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:33,920
This woman was a PR director who slept with her clients.

958
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:38,240
And the guy that she was working with wasn't comfortable with that anymore.

959
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:42,840
And so he decided to fire her and she's like, yeah, okay, whatever.

960
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,680
So she was leaving and he was upset that she wasn't more upset.

961
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,200
So on her way out, he yelled, good luck finding a client as good as me.

962
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:57,920
And she turned around and said, if it takes me more than a day, I'll quit.

963
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:58,920
I love that.

964
00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,920
Yeah.

965
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:05,120
It's a good way to just kind of own them.

966
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:10,480
It's like, you know, when one person is walking out on the relationship and the other says,

967
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,880
you know, you'll never find someone who will love you like me.

968
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:18,560
And the other says, that's kind of the point.

969
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,600
All right.

970
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,400
Okay.

971
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:29,280
We shall be right back with a brand new Deer Douchebags.

972
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:35,480
Oh, I can't wait.

973
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:50,880
New Thimble Dicks and a crash cart will be right back.

974
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,280
Hello.

975
00:37:54,280 --> 00:38:06,280
This is Satan.

976
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:13,280
You might know me from my pet name inflation.

977
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:17,280
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags

978
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:18,280
and microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

979
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,280
I sit there and I reflect on all the stuff that's going on in my head.

980
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,280
I'm like, I'm going to go to bed.

981
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,280
I'm going to go to bed.

982
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,280
I'm going to go to bed.

983
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,280
I'm going to go to bed.

984
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,280
I'm going to go to bed.

985
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,280
I'm going to go to bed.

986
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,280
I'm going to go to bed.

987
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,280
I'm going to go to bed.

988
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,280
I'm going to go to bed.

989
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,280
And I reflect on all the souls I've burnt that day.

990
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,280
Enjoy!

991
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,280
Hey now, a brand new feature.

992
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,280
Strange comments from an alien.

993
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,280
May your mother come to talk to you.

994
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,280
And then leave your door slightly ajar.

995
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:47,880
So that you may have to get up and close it.

996
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,800
Never take our advice.

997
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,440
Bl infinite simple.

998
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:56,360
our advice would be nothing that dear Abby would get in here. No, maybe Dr.

999
00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:02,040
Ruth. Yeah, part that, especially this one. No, okay. Yeah, well here we go. Off to

1000
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:07,200
it. Dear Douchebags, my problem is rather embarrassing. I really don't know how to

1001
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:12,320
quite express this, but well, here I go. My girlfriend really seems to enjoy me

1002
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:18,380
doing, you know, yodeling in the canyon, whistle through the wheat field, flick

1003
00:39:18,380 --> 00:39:23,960
the love bean, you know, tongue tap the wicker basket, eating at the Y. Yeah, yeah,

1004
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:30,800
yeah, yeah, you know, all that stuff. Going south 14th Street. Yeah, sharp left,

1005
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:37,680
sharp left at the ferns. Don't get me wrong, I love doing this, but lately,

1006
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:43,600
well, there seems to be some sort of odd, musty odor. Hmm. I can hardly stand this

1007
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:50,120
new scent. It makes me a little pukey. Oh, yeah, I know. I felt around to see if

1008
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:54,200
maybe she was doing something different in preparation. I couldn't find a thing,

1009
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:59,040
so I really don't know how to bring this topic up to her. Please and thank you.

1010
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:06,960
Signed, Flipping the Bean in Abilene. These guys are so good at these. I swear,

1011
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:16,040
these names are awesome. I know. Oh, I can't wait till somebody from Tallahassee

1012
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:23,160
writes in. Oh, I know. No, that was Gassy in Tallahassee already. Okay. Oh, shit. We have a

1013
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:31,560
special guest. Who? Oh, oh, God. Oh, fuck. He wants to answer this. Oh, my God. I haven't seen him in a while.

1014
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:35,160
Yeah, that's because you motherfuckers never let me on anymore. Well, we've been

1015
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,200
trying to be nice to you, but you keep threatening our families. You tried to

1016
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:42,760
have me thrown in jail, you son of a bitches. You kind of deserved it, but, you know.

1017
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:47,160
Well, that's neither here nor there. Okay. Yeah, this is Mr. Creepy, and I'm gonna

1018
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:51,000
answer this question. Get out of here, you fuck. Hey, man, this is my... Get out of here.

1019
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:56,440
All right, fuck. Okay, here, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Creepy. I think we're just

1020
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:01,720
gonna have to let him have his say. You're damn right you are.

1021
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:07,880
Dear Flippy, that's a hard out on this one. One, my first suggestion is to get a

1022
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:12,280
little crazy on the way down to Treasure Island and take a good bite out of

1023
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:19,240
left ass cheek. Oh, there we go. Be sure to draw blood. By the time you

1024
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:22,280
peroxide and bandage that shit up, the mood is long gone.

1025
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:29,080
Hell, that's true. You could do the classic diversion. Oh, no. That motherfucker bit me so hard, I'm

1026
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:35,640
bleeding. Number two, find a different chick that's the equivalent or hotter.

1027
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:40,120
No. Then go to her with this issue. If she works with you without getting

1028
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:45,560
offended or flying off the handle, you found the one. Most likely, though.

1029
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:49,880
Most likely. You'll need the new chick shortly after the conversation.

1030
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:55,080
Yeah. Number three, grab a handful of gravel right before said act and put it

1031
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:59,640
in your mouth. Then spit it out right before said act and put it in your...

1032
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:04,680
Let's see. Oh my god, I'm Mr. Creepy and I am so out of touch with this whole

1033
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:09,640
thing that I can't even fucking read right. I hope you guys are happy.

1034
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:14,280
So then spit it out on the bed and tell her it's larva.

1035
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,920
After that, you're ruined.

1036
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:24,760
You cannot do this anymore without repaying the worm larvae in your mouth.

1037
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,760
You're off the hook forever with her.

1038
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:34,760
Or finally, number four, just man up, hold your fucking nose and do what's necessary.

1039
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,760
It's called not being a selfie slover and going above and beyond.

1040
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:43,000
Good luck, dumb fucker. And that's all I'm giving you, motherfuckers.

1041
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,320
Could you probably make money off of me? Yeah, well, we don't make money anyway, Mr. Creepy.

1042
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:52,840
Get the fuck out of here, Creepy. Oh, look, he's taking an Uber.

1043
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:57,560
It's not his Uber, but he's taking one.

1044
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,120
All right. Are they on speaker yet?

1045
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:04,600
Um, hang on, I gotta get them on speak. Oh shit, I don't know how to do it on this, uh,

1046
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:09,480
on this function here. I think just hold it up close to the mic, uh, microphone.

1047
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:18,280
Maybe this is no, hang on. Okay. Can you hear me? All right. Hang on.

1048
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,480
Is there part up here? Okay. Go ahead and say it again.

1049
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,880
What? He's not hearing you.

1050
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,520
Hang on. It's not on speaker. Hey, how about if you guys give me a call

1051
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,760
my regular number, I can put that on speaker phone.

1052
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:39,960
Give me, give me a call back on my regular number. Okay. Okay.

1053
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,720
This is awesome. I did not expect this.

1054
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,040
So that other number, I guess is more like a phone app kind of thing.

1055
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:56,920
Doesn't necessarily go to speaker.

1056
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,920
Yeah, I guess not. It's okay. We can work around it.

1057
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,920
Yeah, we can hang on. I'll call them.

1058
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,360
Birds are bombing us. Remember I just said someone's going to call

1059
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,400
and we're not going to know what to do.

1060
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,520
It sounds like speaker now. Yep.

1061
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,000
All right. Hey, here we go, man. Now we can hear you on the microphone.

1062
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
All right. I got some would you rather questions.

1063
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Hey, those are going to Johnny. Okay.

1064
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,000
All right. Hey, here we go. Man. Now we can hear you on the microphone.

1065
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
All right. I got some would you rather questions.

1066
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Hey, those are going to Johnny. Okay.

1067
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:48,920
All right. The first one is would you rather go with the shampoo the rest of

1068
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,920
go without shampoo the rest of your life or toothpaste the rest of your life?

1069
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,280
That's a good one.

1070
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,920
Me too. Because you can always use like a bar of soap or some shit.

1071
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,840
It'll get the job done. It may not be the best.

1072
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,320
Yeah. Yeah. I agree.

1073
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:14,440
Oh, hang on. I got to introduce this. We had someone finally call up.

1074
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:19,080
And there's two really good friends of mine work with them a long time and known a long time.

1075
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,240
John and Jim.

1076
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,040
You can tell they're so excited to be talking with us.

1077
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:39,960
Okay, here's one. Would you rather be the ugliest person in the world or smell the worst?

1078
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,960
Oh, tough one.

1079
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:57,000
Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I'll just go ahead and put on deodorant a lot of deodorant. You smell the

1080
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:02,520
worst. I think I'll just be an ugly person and try to find someone who's blind.

1081
00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:17,240
Yep. Here's one. Would you rather have to always hop around on one foot or have to always squat?

1082
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,720
I'd go. I'd hop right.

1083
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:24,360
Hopping. Yeah.

1084
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:29,080
I don't like to squat. I'll hop.

1085
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,200
Yeah. I think I'll hop too.

1086
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,080
Yeah. I'm too fat to squat. I'd never get back up.

1087
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:41,240
Okay. Would you rather have no thumbs or no fingers?

1088
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,680
I don't know. I think it's tough.

1089
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:56,280
Damn. I guess no thumbs.

1090
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:02,120
Okay. Yeah. Well, I don't know, man, but thumbs, you grab everything. I don't know.

1091
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,080
Yeah. But no fingers, what would you grab it too? You wouldn't have fingers.

1092
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,560
Yeah. You'd have to just push against the palm of your hand.

1093
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,480
Yeah. Wow. That'd be tough.

1094
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,120
I'm going to go with no thumbs, I guess, because you have more fingers.

1095
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:19,160
At least you'd look kind of decent. I guess you'd get some sort of contraption to get it to work,

1096
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:25,000
right? It might be easier to keep your thumb and get some sort of contraption and mimic your fingers,

1097
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,880
like one of those Terminator hands. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Yeah. That's what I do.

1098
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,600
I keep my thumbs and get a contraption for the fingers.

1099
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,440
Yeah. Like Terminator.

1100
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:37,240
I'd push it.

1101
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:44,120
Would you rather go a year without no eyelashes or a year without no eyebrows?

1102
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,640
Eyebrows. Eyebrows.

1103
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,760
Eyebrows, because, I mean, how are you going to sleep without eyelashes?

1104
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:54,680
Yeah. Yeah. Eyelashes keep a lot of stuff better. Eyeballs.

1105
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:58,760
And also you can get freaky and stupid with eyelashes. Like one day you could draw them

1106
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:03,880
way up and next time you could draw them way down. You could draw like the solid, you know,

1107
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:09,800
unibrow. You could look like Ernie. You could make little lightning bolts just to freak people out.

1108
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,680
Or you make them go up like smiles instead of over and down.

1109
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,560
Hold on. Let me clean up my surprise, look.

1110
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:24,840
Here's one. Would you rather be smacked in the face with a fish or farted on?

1111
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,880
I think it depends on who's doing the farting.

1112
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,200
I think I'll take the fish. I'll take the fish also.

1113
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,720
I've been farted on. I haven't been hit in the face with a fish yet.

1114
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:50,200
Oh my God. His pit bull, Sam, will smoke you out of the room.

1115
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:56,680
Yeah. Yeah. He'll peel the paint right off the walls. Damn.

1116
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,320
Oh, let's see here. Let me find a good one here.

1117
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:05,160
Would you rather be someone's pet goldfish or a wild lizard?

1118
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,120
I think I bet it better be a wild lizard.

1119
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:17,560
Yeah. A pet goldfish you can see like, oh shit, the grandkids over.

1120
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,360
He's going to poke me with that fucking stick again.

1121
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,600
The short life is free or a long life in a bowl.

1122
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:28,200
Get that little Mongoloid away from me. Fuck. He's going to kill me this time.

1123
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,920
Little kid sticks the toilet brush in there to try to catch the fish.

1124
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:41,960
I'm catching me a fish. Oh, isn't he cute? Look at little Billy torturing that fish.

1125
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:48,200
God damn it, Billy. Leave him alone.

1126
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,880
Billy, I'm going to take that stick and poke you in the fucking eye, you little bastard.

1127
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,760
Now get back to your parents. I'm going to throw you in the trunk until you get home.

1128
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,160
That's why little Billy grew up to be a serial killer.

1129
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,200
I didn't know him stabbing the fish meant anything.

1130
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:11,320
I thought it was just good little kid humor. Yeah. We found all those dissected cats in

1131
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,800
the backyard, but you know, that's boys being boys.

1132
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:17,640
Yeah. He was just playing. He had a smile on his face.

1133
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:25,960
Oh, here's one. Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party knowing that you'll clog it or

1134
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:37,800
poop in the bushes in your backyard? Why not, man? I'm going with backyard.

1135
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:45,640
I'm going to clog the toilet up just to be a dick. I'd flush the motherfucker and make sure

1136
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:49,400
that there's fucking water and toilet paper all over that the whole thing.

1137
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,200
This sumbix is going out in the hallway.

1138
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:58,600
And then I'd leave the party right after. I'd be like, hey, I got an emergency call. I gotta go.

1139
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:03,640
Later. Yeah, then they're stuck with fucking turds everywhere.

1140
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:12,280
There was one of those dating horror stories posted online. This girl went over to her

1141
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:16,680
boyfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom and she clogged up his toilet.

1142
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:21,000
She was so embarrassed she didn't want to say anything about it. So she scooped the poop out

1143
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:27,400
and dumped it in the cat litter box that was sitting right there. And then like a few days

1144
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:32,680
later, the guy called her and said, did you poop and put your poop in the cat's litter box? He's

1145
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:37,480
like, no. And he's like, well, my cat's been dead for a month.

1146
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:43,880
Well, maybe. Oh, that litter box. Oh,

1147
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,760
would you rather go through your life with one nostril or one ear? Oh,

1148
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,080
I'm going to say one ear because I just grow my hair longer and hide it.

1149
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:06,120
I'm going to go with one nostril because I like stereo. I mean, I think it's,

1150
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:11,320
would you still have your ear holes and be able to hear? Or is that just like, just, I don't know,

1151
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:15,800
just, I don't know. I was like one nostril. I'm thinking he's like one big giant hole in the

1152
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:20,680
middle of your face and one ear would be like right on the top of your head. And then you'd be

1153
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:27,240
like, oh, I'm going to go with one ear. And then you'd be like, oh, I'm going to go with one ear.

1154
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:32,280
And then you'd be like right on the top of your head. Oh, oh, okay. Well then, yeah, then I'd go with you.

1155
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,560
I didn't hear what he said.

1156
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:43,320
I said, would you rather have, would you rather have one nostril or one ear?

1157
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:45,880
What was the question?

1158
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:53,400
One ear maybe? Well, that's what I was thinking because you could hide it, but I don't know if

1159
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:58,440
you'd be able to hear out of that side of your ear. Well, you still have your holes. Yeah, that's what I would think too.

1160
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:07,000
Yeah, that's true. You look like a loser. I'll just keep one ear. I'll just have my hair. I'll get a goofy

1161
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:12,440
haircut that hides it. Or you could just tell people that you ran into Mike Tyson. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

1162
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,600
You ran into Mike Tyson. He beat your ear off. He just bit your ear off.

1163
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:20,520
Let's see, let's find a good one here.

1164
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:26,280
Okay, would you rather eat a moldy dead rat or drink a whole bottle of poison?

1165
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:31,000
Aren't they the same thing? Yeah, I think either one will get you sicker in hell.

1166
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Yeah, I don't know. I think I'd eat the rat.

1167
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:51,400
Would you rather have 100 roaches in your pants or in your hair?

1168
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,600
I'm gonna go with hair because those suckers can bite. Yeah, those little bastards do.

1169
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:05,240
Yeah, I had to go with hair too. I mean, I want to know if it's those hissing cockroaches.

1170
00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:09,640
They have cockroaches that hiss. Right.

1171
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:15,800
Y'all, this talk about moldy dead rats and cockroaches, you know, it reminds me of being at a really bad Chinese buffet.

1172
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:22,120
Oh yeah, with mystery meat in it. You don't know where it came from.

1173
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:25,720
Rat on a stick. We're having a special tonight.

1174
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:31,240
What would leave that little type of a skeleton? Let's get out of here.

1175
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:38,040
Right, we're done. We're done. Check please.

1176
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,920
Let's see.

1177
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:47,480
Would you... Let's see, anyhow, hey, what are you guys up to?

1178
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,760
You guys on lunch break? Are you working today or what's going on?

1179
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:55,720
Yeah, we're on lunch right now. Oh, okay, cool. Man, I just posted at the right time, didn't I?

1180
00:54:55,720 --> 00:55:04,280
Yeah. Sweet. So what are you guys doing? Are you guys building tornado shelters or accessibility equipment?

1181
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:09,640
Yes. Yep. Oh, both. Okay.

1182
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:17,080
Cool. Do you guys install them too? No. No? So you shove them out the door and then

1183
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:24,040
whoever they get to put them in, puts them in. Put them on the truck. Put them on the truck. There we go.

1184
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:30,280
Let's see, here's one. Would you rather sniff 10 dirty diapers or lick one dirty diaper?

1185
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:39,400
Oh, what? Would you rather sniff 10 dirty diapers or lick one dirty diaper?

1186
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:44,840
Oh, sniff. Maybe I'd sniff on it. Sniff. Yeah. Yeah.

1187
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,680
Would you rather have baby vomit on you or vomit on a baby?

1188
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,920
I would vomit on the baby and blame it on him.

1189
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,720
I'd say, hey, your kid just vomited. I just thought you'd want to know.

1190
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,920
I saw that on a TV show. A guy was really drunk and he turned and just vomited right

1191
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:15,160
into this stroller that was going by. That was nasty.

1192
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:21,160
What happened to the kid? He opened up his mouth and the kid just kind of like spits in his mouth.

1193
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:27,880
That's the same thing. I'd have been drooling off.

1194
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:34,920
Yeah. Oh, here's one. This one's tough. Would you rather have to have a life without air

1195
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:42,760
conditioning or never be able to use deodorant? I'll go without deodorant.

1196
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,160
I'm just going to stink people out of the fucking room, I guess.

1197
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,840
Yeah. Take a lot of showers.

1198
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:51,240
Yeah, that's it. No deodorant for me. Yeah, same here.

1199
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,680
Yeah, I got to be cool in my off time. Fuck that.

1200
00:56:54,680 --> 00:57:03,320
Would you rather get your wisdom teeth pulled or your butt cheeks pierced?

1201
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,520
Knock you out for your wisdom teeth. Yeah, that's true. Wisdom teeth. Yep.

1202
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:25,480
I don't want to be knocked out for either. Both of them sound like,

1203
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,480
yeah, you probably want to be knocked out for. Yeah.

1204
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:34,200
Which one would hurt worse when you woke up? They wouldn't knock me out for my wisdom teeth.

1205
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:41,320
They told me it wasn't going to be that big a deal because of where they were. Bullshit, they lied.

1206
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:44,680
Knock my ass out, please. Oh, yeah. If I could do it again, I'd be like,

1207
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:49,160
no, you go ahead and put me under and do whatever. Fucking take those bastards out and then wake me up.

1208
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:56,120
Okay. Would you rather always have bad gas or always have really dry mouth?

1209
00:57:56,120 --> 00:58:06,600
Well, I'm always farting, so you know what? I guess I'll go with that. Yeah, we'll go with the fart.

1210
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:15,960
Yeah. What do you guys do? You go for a fart or dry mouth? I'd go with a fart. Yeah. Yeah,

1211
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:20,040
that's pretty universal. Yeah, you know, the thing about a fart is it offends everybody else,

1212
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:27,960
but not you. Yeah. You and I'd really like to see in some TV show is the good guy and the bad guy

1213
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:33,080
are having this big fist fight and this big brawl. They're rolling around and punching each other and

1214
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:38,040
throwing each other into walls and right in the middle of it, they're in this clench and one of

1215
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:45,000
them farts real loud. Sorry. And then they start and they stop and they look at each other and they

1216
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,040
laugh a little bit and then they go back and try to kill each other. I think that would be hilarious

1217
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:59,320
as hell if somebody would put that in a movie. Okay. Would you rather have a huge burger hanging

1218
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:03,800
out of your nose for the rest of your life or a pimple on your forehead for the rest of your life?

1219
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:13,800
Oh my God. Wow. I'm going to go with a pimple. I guess so. Yeah. You could hide it with a hat.

1220
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,720
Yeah. I mean, if you had something really important where you didn't want people to like stare at it

1221
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:22,920
or something like, yeah, it had to do a speech or, you know, or like a eulogy or something,

1222
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:28,120
you could cover it up with makeup. Yeah. Working into the tattoo or.

1223
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:31,720
He had tattoo it.

1224
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:42,120
Yeah. Yeah. You can make the third eye out of it. Oh yeah. That's it. Sold.

1225
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:50,920
Yeah. Yeah. That's it right there. Let's see. Oh shit. I got a whole bunch more of these. How

1226
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:58,280
about that? Oh shit. We're about done with lunch dude. Oh shit. Okay. Well, hey, tell Carl he was

1227
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:05,320
on the, on, on a podcast on lunch break, man. Good talking to you guys. We all gotta get together,

1228
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:13,560
have a beer or something. All right, man. Let me know when we'll see you. All right, man. Take care.

1229
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:15,320
All right. Bye.

1230
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:25,080
We love the audience participation part. Yeah, that was great. Just as soon during when,

1231
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:29,320
when the mics were off, I said, I'm going to post our number. Yeah. And I said,

1232
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:34,040
imagine if someone finally calls in and somebody that someone did. Yeah. We're both looking at,

1233
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:38,920
like I said, we both stared at it. What do we do? A phone's ringing. Oh shit.

1234
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,760
I should start just bringing a Bluetooth speaker along. I know. I didn't even think about it.

1235
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:49,240
You know, I should just put one in the bag. Yeah. Damn it. Oh well. You know what? It's good enough

1236
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:55,320
for now. They could hear it good enough. So anyhow, that was pretty fucking cool. There's

1237
01:00:55,320 --> 01:01:00,440
a couple of guys, good friends of mine I used to work with. And that would be Jim and John.

1238
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:11,640
They're down in H town, Harrisonville building, storm shelters, F5 shelters, safe rooms and

1239
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personal accessibility equipment. Because the end of times is coming and they know

1240
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and they're building. So we should all build. Yes. Yes. Yep. I need a safe room just to go in

1241
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:27,240
to get away from everybody. I know. Yeah. Go lock that bitch up and you know, fucking, I don't know,

1242
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:32,600
go play some games on your phone or some shit. No one can bother you. I've heard the latest

1243
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:40,120
certification rating for safe rooms is that the guarantee that two douchebags and a microphone

1244
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:45,000
can't get in. Well, yeah, that's, that's the, that's the thing. Yeah. And actually here at

1245
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:49,160
the city market, they're offering a place way away from us where you can go to stay away from our

1246
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:56,200
show. Yeah. And they have like antidotes there. Yeah. They have like smelling salts and counselors.

1247
01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:02,280
Yeah. Yeah. Anti-nausea pills. Yeah. I, I, people, you know, they talk them out of suicide after they

1248
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:06,920
hear us. Yeah. It's pretty insane. I mean, they have a whole, I'm surprised they haven't kicked

1249
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:11,720
this out yet or sent us the bill. Yeah. I mean, right now there's 10 people over there shaking

1250
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:15,880
their head and wiping the vomit off of them. And they're like, you know, they're pointing at us

1251
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:21,240
angrily. Yeah. Yeah. So hi. Oh no. Well, some of them, I mean, they make their money back,

1252
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:25,240
but some of them they, they just sell weapons to. Yeah. Yeah. And those are the ones we'll probably

1253
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:31,000
see again. Yeah. We'll see them again. Yeah. Yeah. So, yep. At the reunion. So I had a bunch of

1254
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:38,200
would you rather questions, but we went and pulled them out on them. Yeah. I learned something

1255
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:46,200
interesting about credit cards. Oh yeah. You're familiar with the, with the suspicious activity

1256
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:50,760
that credit card companies and banks will, will monitor your cards. And if there's suspicious

1257
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:56,920
activity, they'll call or maybe they'll, you know, temporarily deactivate your card until you call

1258
01:02:56,920 --> 01:03:05,480
kind of thing. Banks have taken it up a notch now. When they see suspicious activity, that's the term

1259
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:14,760
they're using, which could be anything. Some banks are canceling your credit card, terminating your

1260
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:22,520
account, ending their business association with you, but you still own the money, of course. But

1261
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:27,240
they will send you a letter in the mail saying, we no longer want you as a customer. What is, what

1262
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:33,800
is their end game? Why, why do you think they're doing this? Because I have some thoughts, but I

1263
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:42,120
don't. I think these, these banks are trying to limit their, their legal exposure in cases where

1264
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:48,840
money is being illegally transferred. Okay. That was one of the things I think of, but I also think

1265
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:54,840
illegal money. Yeah. They see hard times coming up. Yeah, they do. And they want to limit their

1266
01:03:54,840 --> 01:04:01,720
liability of write-offs. Yeah. They're not so sure that the, the government is going to be able to

1267
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:07,000
cover their ass like they did in 08 again, because we've already wrote so many blank checks. Yeah.

1268
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:12,440
That we can't recover from what we wrote anyhow. Yeah. They're talking about devaluing our money.

1269
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:16,520
I mean, you have like Russia and China coming after, so I think banks are padding it. They're

1270
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:21,000
like, you know what? This guy is a liability. Look at his job. Look at his payment record. Look at

1271
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:25,080
this. We're going to go ahead and we're canceling his account. And then he's going to have to pay

1272
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:29,880
on time and just go find another credit card, because we don't believe in the system. Yeah.

1273
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:34,920
Yeah. It's, it's a complete turnaround from the way the system has been built to work, which is

1274
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:39,880
that's worrisome. They, they get you to borrow money and then they, they keep you as a customer,

1275
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:45,480
no matter what, and keep you paying for the rest of your life. But that, yeah, that is a startling

1276
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:48,520
change where they're saying, you know what? We don't even want to do business with you.

1277
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:53,480
Yeah. And that is also another thing is this right here. That's what our economy is based on is just

1278
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,280
like money out of thin air. And yeah, yeah. They're like, we're going to build this new

1279
01:04:56,280 --> 01:05:00,120
shopping mall. Well, how are you going to build it? Well, we're just getting a loan. Where'd that

1280
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:07,000
loan come from? That loan came from nothing. A stroke of a pen. Yeah. Yeah. So that is very

1281
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:15,800
worrisome. Yeah. The example that the story was written about was a man who is ethnically

1282
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:25,640
Pakistani, is an American citizen and successful, has great credit. But he was using his credit

1283
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:33,000
card to send cash advances of money to family back in Pakistan. And the credit card company said,

1284
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:38,840
no, there's like a one in a billion chance you might be linked somewhere to some terrorist

1285
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:43,160
organization. I think maybe somewhere. So we just don't want to have any kind of connection with

1286
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:48,040
you by, or they would never say that out loud, but they're saying is, well, this seems to be

1287
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:55,240
suspicious activity and falls under our guidelines of, you know, monetary actions that are

1288
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:59,800
reactions that we do not want to be associated with, blah, blah. So they dress it up in legal

1289
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:05,480
language, but basically they're telling the guy, we think you might be in some sketchy shit and

1290
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:09,640
we don't want to be left holding the bag. That's the other part of it too. I see a lot of this.

1291
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:15,480
I think both options are probably part of what went into this. Yeah. I mean, they may not be

1292
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:20,600
quite as afraid of what's going on as I'm putting out there, but I think it is in the back of their

1293
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:27,160
minds. And the, the also scary part is up until now, they've been okay with taking the chances

1294
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:33,160
like this because they've had something to back them up. Yes. Now that apparently has gone away

1295
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:37,960
or isn't enough anymore. So they're making the change. We should all pay attention to this

1296
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:44,200
that the banks and the credit card lenders are starting to say, you know what? You can't pay it

1297
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:48,200
back. We don't think you're ever going to be able to pay it back. And whatever you're using the money

1298
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:54,440
for, we don't want to know. So goodbye. And I'll bet you that there is an unofficial dead list

1299
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:59,160
of customers who've been canceled like that. And none of the other credit cards will touch them

1300
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:05,960
unless it's one of the ones that charges you like 30% interest. Then they, they probably own an

1301
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:10,520
interest or have some sort of affiliation with these cards that you do that with too. Yeah.

1302
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:15,560
So also just like places. So in other words, it's no more just free money out of the air. Yeah.

1303
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:19,720
You're going to have to earn this money back by doing things on our term. Yeah. It's actually

1304
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:23,880
quite brilliant if you think about it. And then what does the consumer do? Well, I got to get my

1305
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:27,480
credit cards back. That's the only way I can survive. So they got to go through the steps

1306
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:32,680
of giving all this money up to get the right to get the free money again, that you have to pay

1307
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:40,040
back anyhow. And think about 30 to 50 years ago, if you're applying for credit, they checked you out.

1308
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:45,800
They talked to friends and neighbors. They ran all sorts of checks on you. If they do that now

1309
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:52,920
and say no, then they're open to all sorts of discrimination charges. But the way they're

1310
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:59,320
doing it now, they couch it in very vague new language of, Oh, suspicious and, and you know,

1311
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:06,360
unacceptable activity. So it's a way to do the same thing, which is we don't want to give you credit

1312
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:12,680
anymore. But it's a way they can do it without incurring any kind of civil lawsuits for like

1313
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:18,440
discrimination or profiling or anything. Cause they've written a nice vague language to cover

1314
01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:26,440
everything. Yep. But that is scary if the banks are saying, time to stop lending so much money.

1315
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:31,880
Then yeah, something, something, something bad's coming. Yeah, I agree. And when they're not afraid

1316
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:37,640
of free money coming their way, you know what I mean? Because the government is notorious

1317
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:43,080
right and blank checks to banks. Yeah. So if they're afraid that the free money not be flowing their

1318
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:47,720
way and they can't guarantee mortgages to where they get money coming from here and there,

1319
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:55,320
yeah, then there's something going on. And that's how our economy works is money changing hands

1320
01:08:55,320 --> 01:09:00,520
constantly, large amounts of money constantly changing. Exactly. That's how this economy works.

1321
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:06,760
And if that stops, it's things are going to crash before people figure out how to do

1322
01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:12,440
the next thing, you know, whatever the next thing is going to take a, yeah, there's going to be a

1323
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:18,840
learning curve. Another problem is, is cash going to be king or not? Because the people had had the

1324
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:25,480
cash on hand in OA got stuff ridiculously low. Yeah. And if your shit's tied up, tied up in

1325
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:31,880
NFTs, cryptocurrency, you're not, you're not getting deck or, you know, like investing in a house

1326
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:38,840
or attractive houses. Oh, there was a show the other day where the, this contractor was

1327
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:45,720
in trouble because he was getting investors to invest in this housing development he was making.

1328
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:52,440
And what he did is he got, he needed like, you know, 30 investors to spend, you know,

1329
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:59,560
two million each. What he would do is he would get that group of 30 investors and then he'd go

1330
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:04,680
again, another group of 30 investors to invest in the same thing. So he's double financed and each

1331
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:13,160
group thinks they're the only one. Then he would buy land super cheap because the land was nowhere

1332
01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:19,640
near utilities and couldn't get utilities. And then he'd start to build the houses, drawing in

1333
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:27,320
more investors. And then at a certain point, he would just abandon the project. Oh, wow. And

1334
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:32,360
run off again. Yeah. Like a pyramid scheme. Yeah. Just be like, okay, fine. And then, and then

1335
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:37,480
everyone's standing there going, what happened? Yeah. Yeah. So everyone's out millions and millions

1336
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:43,320
of dollars and what do you have to show for it? Half completed houses that can never get utilities.

1337
01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:49,960
They're utterly worthless. And you know, the money didn't disappear because that guy has it. Yeah.

1338
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:55,720
It's just the value didn't show up. Yeah, that's right. And what's left behind has no value. Yeah.

1339
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:59,160
And then they're just like, oh, it just didn't work. Yeah. What do you mean it just didn't work?

1340
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:03,640
Well, it just didn't work. But the money never disappears. No, no, no, no. Someone has it.

1341
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:08,200
The news will tell you, oh, all this money just vanished. No, it didn't. Somebody else has it now.

1342
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:13,240
Yeah. You always get that, well, it just dried up or whatever. No, no, no. It's not like a creek bed.

1343
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:18,760
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe the expected wealth didn't show up, but it never existed to begin with.

1344
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:24,280
The wealth didn't grow like I said it was gonna. What happened? Hey, look, I think we found land.

1345
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:29,720
Oh my God. I think we're safe. Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

1346
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:41,160
Why? Can't it move? It happens as long. Because then it would be a foot.

1347
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:48,600
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1353
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1354
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:32,920
Oh my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh geez.

1355
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:38,920
Oh, glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.