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Hello everybody, Two Douchebags in a Microphone.

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We're at the city market, our home base, if you will.

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Yeah.

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I'm bumping the table, can you tell?

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All right.

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All right.

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I'll do something to annoy you, just give me a minute.

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We have a lot of things on the show and of course it's going to be slice and dice, so

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if it's not on this one then you're going to have to listen to another one.

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If you're not vomiting.

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You fools made the coffee come out of my nose.

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I'm used to the coffee going up my nose.

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Some days when I'm waiting for the coffee to brew I just snort coffee grinds and scream.

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Oh yeah, yeah, of course.

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I melt it down and inject it.

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But you see, I do a poor man's injection.

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I melt it down and put it in an old Trulicity container and it was epic.

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Yeah I can't do the syringes, I got to do the light.

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I got one of those new migraine prevention things.

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It works on the same mechanical principles, the EpiPen, where you stick it on your thigh

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and push the button.

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Oh yeah, yeah.

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The last time I saw my neurologist she asked about if I wanted to try something like that.

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It's a once a month.

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So I took the initial and then I'm going to do the second dose the end of this month and

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then a few weeks after that I'm supposed to call her and tell her how it's working.

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I have a question.

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We had a really powerful cold front come through not yesterday, the day before.

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How did that react to it?

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I didn't get a migraine.

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Normally I would just automatically get one.

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That's one that will set you off because I know when you get migraines because my knees

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and my back hurt.

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So yeah.

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Okay.

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But yeah I felt a little weird and off kilter but I never got a migraine.

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So far the results are good.

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You weren't vomiting profusely or nothing.

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And I'm not making fun of, he does.

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The puking migraine is a thing.

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But no, so my hopes are high for this if this is enough to, I've had one migraine since

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that first time I stuck it.

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And he doesn't grow a third testicle.

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That would not be good.

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I don't think I would have prostate to grow back either because the first one was a lemon.

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The first one snuck around the brush and tried to kill you.

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Thought it could live on its own.

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It's like if I get rid of this motherfucker here, I can be my own.

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I'll just be alone prostate in a great big world.

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The kingdom of prostate.

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Alright, so I guess we should figure out what we're going to go for first here.

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Alrighty.

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So I'm going to sit in your seat, so what was the one between Musk and, was it NPR having

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a little tussle there?

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Yeah, NPR and Elon Musk are having a fight.

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Oh, how cute.

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Yeah, it is kind of cute.

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I'd like to see a picture of that.

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They'd be like two kittens on their hind legs batting their little paws at each other.

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Yeah, going, just keep going at it, tiger.

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I'm telling mom.

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You remember those, remember as a child and they had those, they had the highlights magazine

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and stuff like that for children, right?

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Yes, I remember those.

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Remember those posters you could order of the kittens like hang in there and it's got

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a cat on like a stick hanging.

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That's what it would be, it would be like two kittens batting each other.

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It would say, just keep fighting, tiger.

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This encapsulates that poster for me.

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If you're familiar with the show WKRP in Cincinnati.

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Oh, I am, I don't know how many people out there, look it up, okay.

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It was set in a failing AM radio station in Cincinnati in the late 70s.

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They were AM.

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Oh, shit, I forgot, yeah, oh, even more.

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Bad sound quality.

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So they're trying to make it as a rock and roll station.

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That's when the KYs came in and started batting around WHB.

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One of the characters is a very shy, introverted and fearful of confrontation kind of girl

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named Bailey Quarters and hanging on the wall behind her desk is the little kitten saying,

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hang in there.

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Yes, that's right, I forgot about that.

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She's exactly the kind of person who would have that poster and put it up at work.

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She was meek and like not, just like really soft spoken.

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And apparently the actress herself was pretty much that way.

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She was not so much an actress as a model.

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She was a quiet hot.

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She had the nerdy glasses on and didn't look people in the eye and stuff.

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She was the Adrian of the show.

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Of Rocky, yeah.

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If you're interested, there is a photograph that she did for an advertising shoot.

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She's on the back of like a motorcycle or a Vespa kind of thing and she's turning around

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looking at the camera over her shoulder.

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She looks like she's like 17, 18.

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Oh, I think I remember that one.

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And that's when she started getting notoriety is, look, she might be hotter than Lonnie

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Anderson who played the hot chick on there.

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Wasn't that Lonnie Anderson?

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But this actress played Bailey, Jan Smithers.

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She got into an automobile accident.

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She had a somewhat noticeable scar on her chin.

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And that kind of torched her modeling career, which I think is stupid because she's still

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very, very attractive.

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She was still very attractive.

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And I know of no one that any capable male that would have turned her down because of

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that scar.

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Let me retract that.

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Instead of saying she was still attractive, let me say she was attractive before and she

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was attractive after.

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I guess that's a better way of saying it.

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That's a better way of saying it.

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I guess it's less condescending, well, she's still, no, she was pretty before and she's

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pretty now.

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I think people get it, but you know what?

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In today's world, it doesn't hurt to cover your ass.

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I like to be clear.

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That one-deuce bag is a sexist.

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But let's see, what was that?

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Oh, and she...

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The other one's just stupid.

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So she had that scar on her chin and she wasn't going to get so much in modeling jobs, but

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she could still do acting jobs and so she kind of worked into acting that way.

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And then I think after WKRP was done, she did one or two other things and then just

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retired.

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And then retired.

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She'd done another sitcom and it failed.

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She played basically the same character.

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I'll never get it.

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Yeah, yeah, she did.

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She played the exact...

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I think, and I do think that that's why it failed is I think after that she probably

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should have branched out and tried to do other things and she didn't.

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She kept that same persona.

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Yeah, because that character that she used for Bailey Quarters is an interesting character

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but not as the lead of a show.

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No, and that's what they tried to do and I can't think...

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And I don't even know how to search it.

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So if you guys...

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Anyhow.

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Internet movie database generally has...

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You can type in Jan Smithers and it'll tell you everything she was in.

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Well, there you go.

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If you're so inclined to it, I'm not going to...

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So anyway, NPR and Elon Musk are having a spitting contest.

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You're a doo-doo head.

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Yeah.

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Well, what set it off is in an interview, Elon Musk referred to NPR as, quote, state

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affiliated media, which it is.

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Yes.

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Because they take money from the federal government to be an impartial public radio service.

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Look, and that's not even derogatory in my opinion.

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It's factual.

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But NPR decided to take offense as if he accused them of being like North Korea's radio station.

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You know?

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Yeah, I want to dissect that a minute.

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Why would you take offense to that?

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Because they're a bunch of weirdos who want to pretend to be something they're not.

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Yeah, they want to go, we have actual contracts here.

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Exactly.

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Yeah, that's why offense was taken.

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Yep.

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Is because it got a little too close to the sore.

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That's true.

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So go ahead.

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So NPR and their employees in total have 52 Twitter accounts.

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NPR has stopped feeds to all of them.

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They're boycotting Twitter.

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As if Twitter's going to care.

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And Elon Musk was reached for comment.

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That's tiny fists right there.

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You know, you're reaching their little, shaking their little tiny fists.

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That's tiny fists right there.

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Remember that scene in Tombstone where the Earps are pretending to leave town and they're

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saying, it's over, you won, we're leaving.

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And the guy's like, well, bye.

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That's what Musk's response was to NPR saying they're boycotting Twitter.

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He's like, well, bye.

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It's like someone get a dustpan, clean up the area.

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So in defense of their position, NPR stated that they get less than 1% of their operating

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budget in government funds.

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Is that true?

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That is true.

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That's what NPR told us.

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As proof saying, we're not state affiliated.

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We get less than 1% of our annual budget from the government.

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So why in the world does NPR scream bloody murder when someone threatens to cut off their

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governmental money supply?

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Yeah.

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There's something that's not right here.

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They're lying to us.

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Again, NPR is lying.

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Yeah, that's what it's getting ready to say is it's not possible.

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No.

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Now, okay, another thing is, is they are beggars.

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I mean, they live on the charity of our elders.

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Look, I mean, there's so much that could be said that they do that I can't stand.

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And it's all in how they exist.

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You know, they have a right to put on whatever they want and people have a right to listen

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to it or shun it.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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But to me, it's a way that they get their funds.

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They are no different than a televangelist.

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Yeah.

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And no, to me, I cannot take it seriously.

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And I get where Elon Musk is coming from.

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It's like, yeah, you guys have no credibility at all.

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You're up there saying, hey, if you die, you can leave us your farm.

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Yeah.

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You can leave us your car.

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Yep.

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Your Aunt May can't drive anymore.

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Don't sell it.

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Don't sell it.

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Bring us a car.

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Yeah.

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I'm waiting for NPR to have one of those, you know, give your kidneys to us when you

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die so we can sell them on the black market.

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Oh, I'm sure that's coming up.

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Yeah.

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Look, you don't need two kidneys.

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Yeah.

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You don't need two.

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Ask any doctor.

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You can live with one.

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Come on in.

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We have our own staff waiting for your kidney.

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Come in and donate your eggs so an infertile couple can buy them from us at 10 grand a

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pop.

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Here, we're going to walk you through our fertile freezer.

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NPR is like the ultimate used car salesman, you know?

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You can see Vince from ShamWow going, and this is our cooler that holds the eggs.

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Yeah.

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And as you can see, look at this young couple here.

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Aren't they beautiful?

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Look at them.

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Yes.

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He's obviously of a different culture than her.

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And you know, they just can't, they just, you know, they can't have a baby on their

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own, but we're going to help them for $30,000.

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And then they will turn that into more programming on NPR.

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Yes.

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They'll use it to fund their next fund drive.

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Yeah.

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Now, but I'll try not to belabor the point, but you know, if you're a cook, a chef, you

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make food that people want to eat.

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That just makes sense.

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You know, if you're a writer, you write something that people want to read.

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And if you're a podcaster, you put up stuff that people want to listen to.

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Not that we would know that, but no, we're doing very well.

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But if you're NPR, you put up content that the people who donate want to hear.

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Exactly.

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Why wouldn't you?

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Why would you do anything else?

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There's no reason for NPR to do anything other but cater to their donators.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's all they exist for.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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So it makes sense.

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I'll put it like this.

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You know, you didn't see Tom Brady going out and arguing with all the rest before the game.

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He was signing jerseys for their children, slapping them on the back, giving stories,

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being the best guy ever.

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Yeah.

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Well, why was that?

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Shmooz.

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Yeah, you get a favor.

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You might get a favor.

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Yeah.

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And he got plenty of them.

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So we'll see how this NPR and, you know, I think like 10 minutes after this happened,

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Elon Musk probably forgot about it because it just doesn't matter.

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That's what I'm saying.

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It doesn't matter.

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He is probably like, OK, well, someone go sweep that area up.

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Someone else will get in there.

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It doesn't matter.

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I mean, a platform as big as Twitter, that amount of people, that organization meant

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nothing.

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Nothing.

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That's room for two douchebags and microphone to take over.

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Yeah.

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You know, I could be driving down the road, my car throws up a rock and it like hits a

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turtle and the turtle goes, ow.

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I didn't even know what happened.

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That's a turtle may dedicate the rest of his life to hating me because my car threw a rock,

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but I didn't notice.

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I think that's Elon Musk and Twitter.

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I think so, too.

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Against NPR.

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I think NPR doesn't like me.

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OK.

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He'd be very wise.

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He'd be very wise to not dedicate any time to that at all.

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No, I'm sure he's not.

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There would be absolutely no reason.

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So, yeah.

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So that's my latest NPR fun.

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But we'll get back to Elon Musk because I have a good Twitter Tesla story, too.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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Do you want to go ahead and go into the Tesla story?

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I mean, while we're doing Elon Musk, go ahead.

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I mean, I can't admit about anything that has to do with Elon Musk anymore fascinates

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me because he has so much shit going on.

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He does.

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He does.

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I mean, it's just one thing after another.

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OK.

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Well, in a recent podcast, we talked about how Tesla employees are downloading the inside-the-car

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video that Tesla's take.

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And I told a couple of friends of mine that own Teslas.

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And they were both just like baffled.

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They didn't think that could happen.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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But now Tesla employees are downloading that video and editing out the juicier bits and

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trading among themselves and the company.

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And there is already a class action lawsuit filed by Tesla owners against Tesla for spying

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on them with the cameras that are inside the vehicle.

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Here's another bad press for Tesla.

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There are certain models in certain years.

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I think it's the Model S from like 2017 to 20.

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The control arm in the front suspension will completely separate.

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Oh.

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Just snap.

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Gone.

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Oh, boy.

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And it's, if you've ever driven a car with the front suspension trashed, it whumps up

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and down.

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It's like an off-center wheel.

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And that has given rise to the name Whompy Wheels.

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Whompy Wheels.

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It's happening so often to Tesla cars that there's already a nickname for it.

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That's crazy.

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Whompy Wheels.

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Yeah.

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And this most often happens at low speed.

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So it's not life threatening.

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But occasionally it happens at high speed.

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You lose control.

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The tire blows.

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Yeah, then you're fucked.

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You're going to flip.

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Tesla is refusing to do a recall on this or to even admit there's a problem.

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Wow.

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What Tesla's been doing.

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How in the world are they getting around this?

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The automotive recall regulations are written in such a way to benefit the auto manufacturers.

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They pretty much have to agree to do a recall.

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I don't think anyone can force a recall without legal action.

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Yeah.

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So I think this is the start of legal action.

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What Tesla's been doing is when customers come in with this, they've just been charging

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the customer for repair.

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If the customer objects, they've been doing what they call goodwill repairs.

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That's in quotes.

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That's what Tesla calls them.

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Oh, for customer goodwill, we'll just go ahead and do this repair and not charge you.

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So in other words, it's a recall without saying it.

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Yeah.

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However, if they do the goodwill repair, they require the customer to sign a non-disclosure

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agreement promising to never tell anybody what happened to their car and what Tesla

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did to fix it.

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So they're trying to weasel out of a recall.

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Wow.

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And they're putting people in danger.

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That is dirty.

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It is.

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I'm sorry.

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You know, as much as I was on Elon's favor against NPR, I'm against him on this.

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That's bullshit.

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That is bullshit.

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That is weasel fucking tactics right there.

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And if the customers break the NDA and talk about it, they have to pay the full cost of

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the repair.

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I'd fucking get the...

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I'd get the goodwill repair and tell everybody and then make them sue me.

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Then when they sue me, I'd countersue saying, hey, this is a recall and I have proof.

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Yeah.

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Then I'd sue their ass for every penny I could get.

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Yeah.

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That's bullshit, man.

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Yeah.

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Well, this recent customer that it happened to, he took it to the dealership and he said,

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you know, this is happening a lot to Tesla cars like this.

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You should repair it.

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And they said, no, it's not a recall.

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It's not a service issue.

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It's, you know, Tesla won't authorize it.

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And he even showed them on his phone stories about other Teslas that were crapping out

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in this way.

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And they still said, no, they wouldn't even do a goodwill repair.

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They just said 3,600 bucks.

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And he finally agreed.

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He said, okay, repair it, but I want to keep those old parts.

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Because he wanted evidence of this problem.

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So the dealership maliciously complied.

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They fixed his car and when they had the old parts, they threw them forcefully in the back

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seat, which just trashed up the leather of his back seat.

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There are a lot of sharp edges on these parts.

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They're grease covered.

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They cut up his old back seat, got grease everywhere because the mechanics were pissed

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at him that he wants his old parts.

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And they were told, oh, just throw them in his back seat.

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So he was punished for wanting his old parts back.

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Now what did he do about that?

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He's filing a lawsuit.

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Good.

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Good.

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But here's Tesla.

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Every step of the way, he screwed the customer.

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Every step of the way.

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I will never buy their things ever again.

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Everything that I've learned ever since, the golden boy, Elon Musk and all that, that guy

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is a piece of shit in my opinion.

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And I don't think you should buy anything from him.

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He's a rich weirdo with good PR.

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You got anything you want to talk about?

475
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Oh no, we're from Illinois.

476
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Oh hey, welcome.

477
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What part of Illinois?

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Southern, down around Carbondale Marion.

479
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Oh, okay.

480
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My ex-wife lives in Mount Vernon.

481
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Oh, that's not part.

482
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Yeah, we're up for baseball games.

483
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Oh, okay.

484
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What's going on?

485
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We're just doing a podcast about anything and everything.

486
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Right now we're talking about Elon Musk and the lawsuits going on with Tesla.

487
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I don't make enough money to have electric cars.

488
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Oh yeah.

489
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,240
Well, we're doing a podcast so we don't make anything.

490
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,240
I don't know what you mean.

491
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Guys, this is a nice place here, I will say that.

492
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Yeah, it is.

493
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I'm glad you chose this place to come here.

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If you look up the history of it, it looks almost identical to what it did in the 40s

495
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and even in the 1800s when Kansas City was originated on the bluff.

496
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They say Saturday it really hops.

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Saturday this place hops.

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How long are you here for?

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We're leaving Wednesday.

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Oh, okay.

501
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We got here Saturday.

502
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Okay.

503
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Just some little ball games and stuff like that.

504
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Oh, okay.

505
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:36,760
You see the World War I Memorial Museum?

506
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No, where is it?

507
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It's across from Union Station.

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Take Grand Avenue right out here and take it past downtown, over the hill, and then

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you're going to get to an area there.

510
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Union Station, number one, you're going to see where the draft is going to be held at

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in the huge, huge stage.

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It's the biggest stage ever for the draft.

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You're going to see that, and then right behind it on the hill, you'll see it.

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It's called the Liberty Memorial, and it's the only World War I museum in America.

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I suggest going in there and looking at it.

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It's amazing.

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You go actually into the building.

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It's kind of almost underground.

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00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,520
Then if you can go to the top of the Liberty Memorial...

520
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,520
It's that huge pylon that sticks up.

521
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:24,520
Yeah, you'll see it.

522
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,680
At night, they have a flame that comes out of it, or they used to at least.

523
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:29,680
They used to, yeah.

524
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,960
Where's the Jackie Robinson baseball?

525
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,720
That's 18th and Vine.

526
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,560
That's not very far at all.

527
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:43,360
How you would do that is you go down here to Independence Avenue, up here on the ridge.

528
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:50,360
Take a left, and then when you hit the Paseo, take a right, and it's about three miles down.

529
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,360
What is it called?

530
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:55,000
18th and Vine, the Negro League's baseball district.

531
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,240
That is worth going to, too.

532
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,240
Both of those are worth going to.

533
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,240
Guys have been talking to you.

534
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,240
Yeah, hey, take care, man.

535
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,240
Welcome.

536
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,240
Enjoy the city.

537
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,240
Thank you.

538
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,240
Yeah, enjoy.

539
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,240
Cool.

540
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,280
Yeah, very cool.

541
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,120
We forgot to mention that we did a podcast from the top of the Liberty Memorial that

542
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,120
one time.

543
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,120
That was a little chilly that night.

544
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,120
It was.

545
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:19,320
Then the flashes, whoever was shining that spotlight, I swear they knew we were doing

546
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,360
a podcast up there.

547
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:28,200
Well, as long as we're talking about the Liberty Memorial, this brings up a fun fact I want

548
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:32,520
to talk about Great Britain.

549
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:37,240
There are 193 member nations in the United Nations.

550
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,240
Didn't know that.

551
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,240
No.

552
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:46,040
At some point in history, Britain has invaded 171 of them.

553
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,840
And promptly gave them up.

554
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:49,840
Wow.

555
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:55,860
I thought that was... United Nations is basically a club of all the countries that the UK has

556
00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,040
invaded at one point or another.

557
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,040
Hi, how you doing?

558
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,040
It's hilarious.

559
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,040
How are you?

560
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,040
Doing good.

561
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,040
You guys just talking about anything?

562
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,040
Anything.

563
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,040
You want to come over and talk?

564
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,040
I just, I tried to take a photo of him and he was eating.

565
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,040
Oh, I'm sorry.

566
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,040
He was eating.

567
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,040
He was like eating something.

568
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:14,040
So I was going to put you on the mic and stuff.

569
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,040
Oh, okay.

570
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:20,040
Well, I'm not eating now, but... Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

571
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,040
He's very... He's surprisingly photogenic.

572
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,040
So yeah, what are you talking about?

573
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:30,040
Well, I'm passing along fun facts about Great Britain.

574
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,040
Yeah.

575
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,040
We was talking about Elon Musk and his lawsuits, but...

576
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,040
I don't like Elon Musk.

577
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,040
No, he's coming off bad at this one.

578
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,040
We don't either.

579
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,040
Yeah.

580
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,040
Yeah.

581
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,040
He used to be a Democrat, and now he's a Republican.

582
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,040
But he's a crazy Republican.

583
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,040
Oh yeah.

584
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,040
He... I think he's more of a Muskean.

585
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,040
Yeah, he is.

586
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,040
He's more about himself than anything.

587
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,040
It's the Republic of Elon Musk.

588
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,040
He's always giving the candidate a race for his money with all the kids to his side.

589
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,040
You know what I mean?

590
00:25:48,040 --> 00:26:00,240
They have all the reasons to be, and I can't show a girl with him.

591
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,240
Maybe so.

592
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,240
Yeah, I'm not real familiar, but yeah.

593
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,240
He's something.

594
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,240
He's something.

595
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,240
But you know, it is what it is.

596
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,240
There we go.

597
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,240
Yeah.

598
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,240
Yeah.

599
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,240
Now we can hear you better.

600
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,240
Now we can hear you.

601
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,240
Oh, sorry.

602
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,240
So what are you doing?

603
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,240
Just getting your coffee?

604
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,240
Yes.

605
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,240
I wanted... I asked for the wrong drink, though.

606
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,240
I asked for... This is a Cubado, I guess.

607
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:21,240
I thought you had a double, but I really wanted a portato, so hopefully this is the same and

608
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,240
I can do it.

609
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,240
I think I've had a Cubado before.

610
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,240
I don't remember exactly what it is, but... Yeah, but it's good.

611
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,240
They have a infused sugar.

612
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,240
It's good.

613
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,240
It's small.

614
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,240
Yeah, it's really small.

615
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,240
They have the infused sugar in it.

616
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,240
I think it's kind of frothy, and it's pretty good.

617
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,240
Yeah, it's good.

618
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,240
I can't really drink milk, so this is a lot of soy.

619
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,240
I'm hoping for the best.

620
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,240
Yeah.

621
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,240
Good luck.

622
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,240
I usually go with the oat milk.

623
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,240
That's where it's at pretty well.

624
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,240
I gotta do my taxes.

625
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,240
I'll do it tomorrow.

626
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,240
Oh, boy.

627
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,240
Sorry.

628
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,240
Yeah.

629
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:51,240
The thing is, I have it done pretty much, except for I don't have my number to... You

630
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:56,240
know how you need to do your number... You gotta have a tax ID number, yeah.

631
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,240
To do it online.

632
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,240
I don't know how to get it, because it's not coming up online.

633
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,240
So I'll just have to drive to the IRS, which would be a whole hassle.

634
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,240
Maybe I should just ask for an extension.

635
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,240
I'll call it even.

636
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,240
Yeah.

637
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,240
Ask for an extension.

638
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,240
That sounds better, right?

639
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,240
Yeah.

640
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,240
Yeah.

641
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:14,280
It's a good time to just get it when you find out how you get it in the mail or online

642
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,280
or whatever.

643
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,000
All this tedious stuff is just too much for me.

644
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,040
I agree.

645
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:23,480
There are some European countries where your taxes are all done for you, and at the end

646
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:28,240
of the year, the government sends you a statement saying, this is how we've done your taxes.

647
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,240
Unless you want to dispute it.

648
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,720
If you want to dispute it, give us a call.

649
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,720
Otherwise, you're done.

650
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,720
Yeah.

651
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,720
I've lived in four continents.

652
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,720
Oh, really?

653
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,720
Nice.

654
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,720
What continents?

655
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,720
Well, I lived in Europe.

656
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:38,720
There was a couple reasons.

657
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:44,440
First, when I was a kid, my father was in the military, then my mother worked in the

658
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,440
federal government.

659
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:52,600
I was in Munich, Stuttgart, and Heidelberg between the ages of eight and seven, 14 and

660
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,600
17.

661
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,760
Then my parents moved when I was older, so I'd go back for summers.

662
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:01,360
Then I was modeling over there.

663
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,360
I guess I didn't really have a base.

664
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:07,360
I was in France and Italy and all of that.

665
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:13,760
I was in a school, took a class, a class over where they wrote the book under the Tuscan

666
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,760
Sea or whatever that practice.

667
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,760
Oh, yeah.

668
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,760
I don't like nothing near the water.

669
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:17,760
I like normal Italian food.

670
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:23,360
On the inside, it was a lot of pork and chicken, which is not what I think of in Italy.

671
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,240
No, I've been to Greece and Italy.

672
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,600
My mom's actually from Greece.

673
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,600
I've never been to Greece.

674
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:28,600
That's where I want to go.

675
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,600
I want to go to the islands.

676
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,600
I had these big plans before COVID to go to Morocco and different places.

677
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,600
I was going to try to swim by Torquay.

678
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,600
Santorini is a great place.

679
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,600
I've been to Italy.

680
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,600
I've been to Italy.

681
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,600
I've been to Italy.

682
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:36,600
I've been to Italy.

683
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,600
Santorini is my destination.

684
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,600
We never made it there.

685
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:39,600
To where?

686
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,600
Santorini.

687
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,600
My friend got back from there.

688
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,600
He said that it was the most beautiful place except for the water was freezing.

689
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,600
Oh, wow.

690
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,600
He said the water was disminable.

691
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,600
He wouldn't swim in it.

692
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,600
He would tie his toe in.

693
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,600
Wow.

694
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,600
Cold current coming up from the Antarctic.

695
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,600
I guess so.

696
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,600
Maybe it's just always cold water.

697
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,600
We don't think about it.

698
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,600
We think of water as like Florida or something.

699
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,600
Yeah.

700
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,600
They're on the ocean and they're kind of in it.

701
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,600
I don't know.

702
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:58,600
I think it's awesome that you guys are talking about stuff.

703
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:10,200
I love the idea that you're a douchebag.

704
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,200
It's catchy.

705
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,200
People go, what were those guys?

706
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,200
Oh, yeah.

707
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,200
They're a douchebag.

708
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,200
Listen to your podcast.

709
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,200
How popular is your podcast?

710
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,040
It's actually really popular.

711
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,040
We have people all over the country.

712
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,040
Yeah.

713
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,040
Actually around the world too.

714
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,040
You've got me talking about the IRS.

715
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,040
Yes.

716
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,040
Why don't you ask me some good questions?

717
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,040
You guys watch Succession?

718
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,040
I'm sorry?

719
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,040
You guys watch Succession?

720
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,760
I don't think so.

721
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,760
I haven't.

722
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,760
What is it?

723
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:41,760
You know that TV show that's supposed to be based on Rupert Murdoch or whatever?

724
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:42,760
Oh, yeah.

725
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,760
I've heard of it.

726
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,760
All of these people are despicable.

727
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:49,440
I guess they must be really good actors because they're probably nice people.

728
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,760
We've got over 3,000 all-time downloads.

729
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,760
Well, I'm going to just lower you down.

730
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,160
Nobody's interested in what I have to say.

731
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,160
There's hits from all over the world where we've been downloaded.

732
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,160
Are you serious?

733
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,160
Europe.

734
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,040
That's United States alone right there.

735
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,040
We can't break into South America.

736
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,400
Well, they will be once we post it.

737
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,400
Yeah.

738
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,400
Oh, okay.

739
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,400
Look at that.

740
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,400
We can't break into South America.

741
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:13,400
Nobody in South America will download this.

742
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,400
I don't understand it.

743
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,400
There's a lot of English speakers.

744
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,400
I have a sponsor kid in Brazil, in Porto A's in Brazil.

745
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,400
I'll tell her to download it.

746
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,400
We appreciate that.

747
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,400
They'll get us another comment.

748
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,400
Yeah, they'll get us another comment.

749
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,400
How long have you been doing this?

750
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,400
About a year.

751
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:27,400
Yeah, right about a year, probably, about today.

752
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,400
Yeah, it was April of last year.

753
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,400
Yeah, it was April of last year.

754
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,400
Really?

755
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,400
You're just on Apple or what?

756
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,400
No, we're on every platform.

757
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,400
Yeah, we're all over it.

758
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,400
Including 2DeuceBags and Microphone.net.

759
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,400
Yep.

760
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:44,400
So, what do you tell, I mean, what do you say, what's it about?

761
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,400
Just general entertainment and humor.

762
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,400
Anything topical, entertaining?

763
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,400
Yeah.

764
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,080
Yeah, we not only, I'm sorry, go ahead.

765
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,000
We try to do some serious topics, but we try to keep it funny.

766
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
We try not to rant.

767
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000
You know, nobody wants to listen to a couple of old men ranting.

768
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Yeah, let's face it, if you want to hear angry radio, you can go up and down the dial.

769
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Yeah.

770
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
No kidding.

771
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000
The only podcasts, I've listened to a couple.

772
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000
There's one podcast about movies.

773
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:09,000
I love watching it where they just sit around and talk about movies.

774
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,000
That would be cool.

775
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Yeah.

776
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
I'm trying to think, I mean, that is a great podcast to have, but sometimes it's a bunch

777
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000
of guys.

778
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Sometimes if it's like a girly movie, they'll find some female, but.

779
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Yeah.

780
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
That's understandable.

781
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:21,000
But yeah, I don't know what it's called, but it's really good.

782
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:30,000
I listened to Mea Culpa and I listened to whatever the heck the thing is with the movies,

783
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,360
which I can't think of on my head, but it was really good.

784
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:40,880
I think, excuse me, the best crossover movie between the traditional chick flick and a

785
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,120
guy movie would be A Very Long Engagement.

786
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,840
I've never seen that.

787
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,840
Yeah.

788
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:53,680
It's a French movie and you can either listen to the dubbed version or read the subtitles,

789
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:59,880
but it's got a good romantic storyline, but it also takes place during World War I.

790
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:07,880
And it's a young girl who's engaged to a young man who goes off to fight and the French do

791
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,080
so well in World War I.

792
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,840
Wait, what did you say?

793
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,200
She goes to do what?

794
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,960
She's engaged to a young man who goes off to fight in World War I and the French military

795
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:19,440
didn't do so well in that war.

796
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,640
In fact, there was a mutiny where the French troops decided to quit fighting and a lot

797
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,640
of them got executed.

798
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,640
You gotta love the French.

799
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:26,640
They don't play.

800
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:31,640
Now they don't have the death penalty.

801
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:37,900
So there's this great love story there, but there's also a lot about World War I and it

802
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:41,360
shows action scenes and there's a revenge element.

803
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,320
I mean, it's got everything.

804
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,320
So if you can handle the...

805
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,320
You lost me at World War I.

806
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,320
I'm sorry?

807
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,320
You lost me at World War I.

808
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,320
Oh, well.

809
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,320
What's your favorite movie of all time?

810
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,640
Oh, gosh.

811
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,960
It's hard to say.

812
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:05,480
Movie I can watch over and over again is probably Brazil.

813
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:09,000
It was done by one of the Monty Python guys.

814
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Man, your taste is much different than mine.

815
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,720
I think my favorite movie might be Jaws or Aliens.

816
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,720
Jaws is awesome.

817
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:18,720
I saw that again recently.

818
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,720
I don't know why.

819
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,720
It's some idiot.

820
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:21,720
It took me when I was like eight years old.

821
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,720
I'm not even that old.

822
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:29,720
And then I like the movies that really had all the GCI.

823
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:34,720
Because Alien was great and Aliens is excellent because I don't know why.

824
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,720
I just think those are good movies.

825
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:42,400
I like Tom Hanks where he played the bad guy with Paul Newman.

826
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,400
You know what I'm saying?

827
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,000
Yeah, it's really hard to find Tom Hanks playing the bad guy.

828
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,000
I agree.

829
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
But he was so good.

830
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
You know what I'm talking about?

831
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
He was.

832
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Yeah.

833
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Actually, I have a suggestion for you.

834
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
You've seen a man called Otto.

835
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
I haven't gotten to it yet.

836
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,800
I haven't been going to the theater after COVID.

837
00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:59,800
I kind of...

838
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,520
He plays kind of a bad guy.

839
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,520
It's very interesting how they switch him around.

840
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,520
Like a grouch.

841
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,520
Yeah, very much a grouch.

842
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,960
I think he can play a bad guy because look at Denzel.

843
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:08,960
He did Training Day.

844
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,960
Yeah, that's true.

845
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,960
Ain't no gay guy shit on me.

846
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,960
Yeah, that's right.

847
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,120
And then that's why Denzel's so good.

848
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,120
He can play anything.

849
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,120
I agree.

850
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,120
Oh, did you hear?

851
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,120
They're doing a Gladiator update.

852
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,120
No, I didn't.

853
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:26,120
With the kid that was in Gladiator, he's going to be in charge now.

854
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,120
Oh, wow.

855
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,120
And they're trying to cast Denzel for the movie.

856
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:37,320
So I don't know exactly how Denzel would fit into this world unless he was a slave or something.

857
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,320
It could be.

858
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,320
And I don't want him to be a slave, but he did win it for glory as well.

859
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,320
So he could play that too.

860
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,440
Well, I mean, if he has something left to conquer in the acting world, then I guess

861
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,440
maybe he will play a different type of character.

862
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,440
I don't know.

863
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,440
So he could have to get old buff or is he buff?

864
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,440
Only though he's only 67.

865
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,440
I think he's probably still in pretty good shape.

866
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,440
He always has been.

867
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,440
No, he kind of goes down between movies.

868
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:05,440
I saw him praying for somebody, like LA or whatever, I guess, putting hands on of some

869
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,440
kind.

870
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,440
And he just looked like a normal 67-year-old guy.

871
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:16,440
I mean, he didn't have all the wrinkles because black don't crack.

872
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:21,440
But he looked like a nice looking guy, but somebody's dad.

873
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,440
Same with Josh Rowland.

874
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,440
And he's not filming.

875
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,440
He's a doughboy.

876
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:32,440
Okay, yeah, because he can look like granite when he wants to.

877
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,440
Or who's the other one that chunked out really bad?

878
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,440
Is it Russell Crowe?

879
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,440
Russell Crowe, yeah.

880
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,440
Russell Crowe chunked out a bit.

881
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,440
Oh my god, yeah.

882
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,440
Brandon Fraser.

883
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,440
Another one, yeah.

884
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,440
Another good Denzel Washington movie.

885
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,440
Yeah, Brandon Fraser.

886
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,440
I don't know.

887
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,440
The men can do that, the women can't do that.

888
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,440
Did you see Bridget Bondi?

889
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,440
They showed some photos.

890
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,440
I guess Bridget Bondi came out and she's massive.

891
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,440
Yeah, she's unrecognizable.

892
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:57,440
It's crazy.

893
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:02,440
Well, the thing is, I'm not doing it to judge in the sense of he shouldn't be on the game

894
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,440
weight because everybody does.

895
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,440
But the difference...

896
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,440
This looks like unhealthiness.

897
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,440
Yeah.

898
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,440
She's very large.

899
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,440
She's still married to some famous guy.

900
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,440
But when Jerry Lewis gained a ton of weight, it was because he was on a certain medication.

901
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,440
Yeah.

902
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,440
I mean, I'm not sure what that means to me, so you never know with...

903
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,440
That's true.

904
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,440
I wouldn't have recognized her, but that's...

905
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,440
Wow.

906
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,440
Isn't that crazy?

907
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,440
Oh my god, look at this.

908
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,440
This is the same one I saw.

909
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,440
Yeah, that's the same one.

910
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,440
I didn't see that one.

911
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:33,440
My point is, I mean, she's not in the acting business, she's still in her liberal life,

912
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:40,440
but living in LA, you would have to almost hide yourself away.

913
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,440
It's just very interesting.

914
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,440
Anyway, you guys have real stuff to talk about.

915
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,440
I'm not sure how real it is, but...

916
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,440
I'm going to listen to you.

917
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,440
When is this posting?

918
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,440
Over the next week.

919
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,440
Over the next week.

920
00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:01,440
We slice them up because most people do not listen over an hour, an hour and 10, 15...

921
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,440
I don't either.

922
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,440
Yeah.

923
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:04,440
It's drive time.

924
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,440
Right.

925
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,440
And the average drive is 40 minutes to work it back.

926
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,440
So an hour, 10 to hour, 20 minutes.

927
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,440
But you just started it, right?

928
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,440
Now?

929
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,440
Yeah.

930
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,440
I've got about 35 minutes in.

931
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,440
Yeah.

932
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,440
Okay.

933
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,440
So I'm going to be in the first podcast or the second?

934
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:18,440
The second one because I still have one waiting.

935
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,440
The second one.

936
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,440
Still got one to out drop.

937
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,440
Yeah.

938
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,440
Right.

939
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,440
Okay.

940
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,440
Well, thank you and it's interesting.

941
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,440
And what is your name?

942
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,440
My name is Bridget.

943
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,440
Bridget.

944
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,440
Very nice to meet you.

945
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,440
I'm Mark.

946
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,440
Nice to meet you.

947
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,440
I'm one of the douchebags.

948
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,440
I'm Topher.

949
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,440
I'm the other douchebag.

950
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,440
Christopher, huh?

951
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,440
Yeah.

952
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,440
No, I mean, I just needed to have a strength.

953
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,440
Oh, yeah.

954
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,440
We're going to get more coffee.

955
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,440
Well, I see you up here quite a bit.

956
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,440
I just never really had an opportunity to say hi to you.

957
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,440
I don't come here that often.

958
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,440
You must just see me the times I do come up.

959
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,440
I think so.

960
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,440
Yeah.

961
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:52,440
Because I mean, if I come up here in the summer maybe once every two or three weeks, if that,

962
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,440
if that.

963
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,440
Okay.

964
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,440
And in the winter, I haven't been here probably in at least a month.

965
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,440
Where do you see me at?

966
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,440
Over here.

967
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,440
That isn't you that was over here sitting?

968
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:01,440
No.

969
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,440
Maybe about a month ago?

970
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,440
No.

971
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,440
I never sit.

972
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,440
I just get my drink and go.

973
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,440
Okay.

974
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,440
Okay.

975
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,440
I stand corrected.

976
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,440
You stand corrected.

977
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,440
Apparently I need to fix myself up and-

978
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,440
We both have auxiliary eyes, so.

979
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,440
Yeah.

980
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,440
We don't see a lot.

981
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:19,840
My things is that my go-to is to the coffee house, and then to Rosaria italiana, which

982
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,440
of course I tend to miss because I tend to come on Mondays.

983
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,440
And your first name is?

984
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,600
Do you have a real name?

985
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,600
Mark.

986
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,600
Mark.

987
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,600
And you're topper.

988
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,600
Topher.

989
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,600
I'll remember.

990
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,600
Okay, so I'm going to go ahead and do that.

991
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,600
Thank you for talking to me, thank you audience.

992
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,600
Sorry to interrupt you, and I will try to see if I can get Brazil on for you.

993
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,600
Excellent.

994
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,160
Okay, sounds great.

995
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,640
All right, you too, God bless.

996
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:42,480
Thank you.

997
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,920
Switch this back to front and back.

998
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,120
Wow, we've already had two guests.

999
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:47,960
This is fun.

1000
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:48,780
What a lively day.

1001
00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:50,160
Yeah.

1002
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,560
See, it's a beautiful day and people come out.

1003
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,840
Right now people listening are like,

1004
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,320
oh thank God, they're not getting to their regular.

1005
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,680
Yeah, this is the most interesting we've been.

1006
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,520
Yeah.

1007
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,360
In a year.

1008
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,180
Oh my God.

1009
00:39:00,180 --> 00:39:01,280
And we've been doing this for a year.

1010
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:02,440
Besides people.

1011
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:08,840
People that aren't douchebags talking, yay.

1012
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,640
So more fun facts about Great Britain.

1013
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:15,040
So, all righty, 193 member nations of the UN

1014
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,900
and Great Britain has invaded 171 of them.

1015
00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:24,560
On average of once every seven days,

1016
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,020
a nation around the world is celebrating

1017
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:28,560
independence from Great Britain.

1018
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,400
Wow.

1019
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:35,040
That's how often it's, on average once a week,

1020
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,960
somebody's going, yay, we kicked the British out.

1021
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,640
I think we should do it quarterly just to be dicks.

1022
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,120
Yeah, we only do it once a year.

1023
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,120
Yeah, we should do it quarterly just to throw people off.

1024
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,580
Oh, let's see.

1025
00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:52,400
And you know, it's said that the only reason

1026
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,080
that the pyramids exist in Egypt

1027
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,120
is because they were too heavy for the British

1028
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,280
to steal and take home and put in a museum.

1029
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:05,680
That's awesome.

1030
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:08,920
All righty.

1031
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,560
All right, I've got one here.

1032
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,440
Okay.

1033
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,920
Deep Brain AI is a company, okay, from South Korea.

1034
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,760
Deep Brain, oh, okay, I've heard of Deep Brain.

1035
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,160
Yeah, but first let's do a 20 second runoff here.

1036
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,000
All right.

1037
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:26,000
I'm ready.

1038
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,960
Swimming in toxic masculinity

1039
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,560
and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags.

1040
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,240
Two douchebags in a microphone

1041
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:42,760
invade your ear holes in three, two, one.

1042
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,920
Two monkey fuckers in a toaster will be right back.

1043
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,000
City market, Kansas City, Missouri.

1044
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,320
I'm Toford.

1045
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,160
Mark here.

1046
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,520
Roll call.

1047
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,360
Yeah.

1048
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,920
We kinda did that a little differently.

1049
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,160
All of a sudden it kicked in.

1050
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,040
I got a flashback to roll call in school.

1051
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,120
No, that's what it sounded like

1052
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,920
because all of a sudden I realized

1053
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,760
all I did was say, all right, I didn't introduce.

1054
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,920
I was like, oh shit, I better go to that real quick.

1055
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,480
So anyhow.

1056
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,760
There was a kid in one of my classes

1057
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:17,600
that people would say here or yes or whatever

1058
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,200
and then the cool guys would say yo

1059
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,160
and the teacher would say no

1060
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,640
and don't say yo, say here or present.

1061
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,520
There's one guy that always just made a random sound.

1062
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,360
It wasn't even a word.

1063
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,320
They call his name and he'd go smirk.

1064
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,840
Every day it was different random word.

1065
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,200
I like the grunting.

1066
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
One kid opened his mouth to say here

1067
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,040
and one kid opened his mouth to say here

1068
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,640
and he just belched really loud.

1069
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,280
He got sent to the principal's office.

1070
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,720
Oh yeah, I remember when belching and farting was like

1071
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,680
a punishable offense.

1072
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,080
Yeah, yeah.

1073
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,640
Now the teacher probably rubbed your belly.

1074
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:00,520
Are you all done?

1075
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:04,720
Hey, all you have to do is fake up an IBS excuse.

1076
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,480
Go online and print something that looks authentic.

1077
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,680
Remember that, what was that South Park episode

1078
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,040
when Cartman pretended to have Tourette's

1079
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,840
so he could say fuck and shit

1080
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,760
and piss in front of everybody.

1081
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,720
And I can't help it.

1082
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,560
That was a great episode.

1083
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,400
Alrighty.

1084
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,320
Okay, the Deep Brain AI is what I was gonna go at there.

1085
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:32,080
South Korea AI based video systems provider,

1086
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,760
Deep Brain AI announced Monday it launched a business

1087
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,840
to customer called B2C Service that will virtually

1088
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,640
recreate deceased family members.

1089
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:42,960
Wow.

1090
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,720
I saw this on TV.

1091
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:49,840
And it was a mother talking to her dead child.

1092
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,320
Oh crazy.

1093
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:55,720
I don't know how she done it because they showed a video.

1094
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:57,480
Here's why I say that.

1095
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,040
She was crying uncontrollably like she was really

1096
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,240
talking to her daughter.

1097
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:07,200
And in her head she was really talking to her daughter

1098
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,840
which to me is a crime.

1099
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:13,840
It's a scary key, I mean it's like a master key to the lock.

1100
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,200
And you open up somebody's mind and you can do

1101
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,920
all sorts of damage in there.

1102
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,880
Oh that's what the psychologists were saying

1103
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:28,880
that went on this program that they had come on there

1104
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,720
and they're like this can really screw somebody up

1105
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:35,160
to where they actually think that they are alive

1106
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,880
and they might search for them.

1107
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,400
They might demand for them.

1108
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,400
They may end up committing suicide when they realize

1109
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,800
that it was false hope.

1110
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:48,240
In the arms race to find ways to turn other people

1111
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:51,080
so they work for your side instead of their side,

1112
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,880
that's a really good tool.

1113
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,720
Yes.

1114
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,960
You bring a dead family member back to life

1115
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,960
and then you take it away and say you'll only get this

1116
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,400
if you do what I tell you.

1117
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,280
Yeah and it's been done in several like Amityville horror

1118
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,000
where the, I mean this was a horror movie

1119
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,360
so you know the dead brother comes back

1120
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:12,160
and then the brother that's alive was so irresistible.

1121
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,880
He almost, even though he could see his vampire fangs

1122
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,440
and the blood and everything and he was white as a sheet,

1123
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,040
he still almost went and opened up the door for his brother.

1124
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,760
Yeah, Pet Sematary did that story too.

1125
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,040
Pet Sematary is another, yes.

1126
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,640
Bringing the dead back but they're not quite

1127
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:27,480
what they used to be.

1128
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,320
Oh yeah, there's been many great movies based on it.

1129
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,160
Exactly.

1130
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,120
Yeah, but that's a really insanely.

1131
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,160
Salem's Lot, not Amityville, yeah.

1132
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,040
And Salem's Lot did it so perfectly.

1133
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:39,880
Man.

1134
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,200
So the company which creates.

1135
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,400
It's an crazily powerful drug

1136
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,560
that leaves absolutely no trace.

1137
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,960
Yeah, to me I think this is criminal.

1138
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,920
Yeah, the company which creates life like AI

1139
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,960
unveiled the latest service dubbed Re-Memory.

1140
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,120
That even sounds like a sci-fi.

1141
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,800
It does, like Total Recall.

1142
00:44:58,800 --> 00:44:59,800
Yeah, going wrong.

1143
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,080
Yeah, oh gosh.

1144
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,760
The virtual human service based on AI technology

1145
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,440
recreates the client's late family members

1146
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,400
by mimicking their every aspect from their physique

1147
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,920
to their voice.

1148
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,680
So I would suspect that this little girl that passed away

1149
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:19,160
probably moved, looked, and acted just like her so much.

1150
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:24,160
But the mom was so, just so frazzled and crying.

1151
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,480
Should we pause for a second maybe?

1152
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,200
We'll be right back.

1153
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,840
So the client can meet the rendering of their loved ones

1154
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:37,000
at a Re-Memory showroom for about 30 minutes per session.

1155
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,160
Oh, I bet they charge out the ass for that.

1156
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,240
Oh, I bet they do and all you get is 30 minutes.

1157
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,720
Well enough to get you hooked.

1158
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:44,560
Yeah.

1159
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,640
Keeps you coming back for more.

1160
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,080
If it was really an honest and scrupulous service,

1161
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,320
they would sell it to you and you take it home.

1162
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,160
Exactly.

1163
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,560
And you never have to pay them a dime.

1164
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:53,400
Yeah.

1165
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,000
But they keep it as a subscription service.

1166
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,160
Exactly, that's exactly the way I read into this too.

1167
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,240
30 minutes, like well, you can always book one

1168
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,920
for next week and see her again.

1169
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,040
She's right here.

1170
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,880
That's the way every business is going.

1171
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,080
No business wants to sell you something, get paid once,

1172
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,240
and then you walk away.

1173
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,080
No.

1174
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,440
Because that's bad for business.

1175
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,920
That's money on the table to them.

1176
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:17,040
They want you to have to pay them every month.

1177
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:17,880
Yes.

1178
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,800
For whatever it is you're getting.

1179
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,960
Keep you a customer hooked in for life.

1180
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,400
Well, I mean the government set the president with taxes.

1181
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,240
Yeah, that's true.

1182
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,520
It's like here, nope, you can own your house.

1183
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:27,440
Well, not really.

1184
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,280
Yes.

1185
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,560
But yeah, but no.

1186
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,640
Technically your name's on it, but if you don't pay taxes,

1187
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,680
your name will not be on it anymore.

1188
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,880
That's because you think you own that land

1189
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,920
that their house is on, but the government really owns it.

1190
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,000
And with Emmett Domain, you don't really own it either

1191
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,480
because they could take it at any time.

1192
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,040
In the name of the people.

1193
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,520
Yeah, in the name of the people.

1194
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,560
And another thing is, is they can take this.

1195
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,080
This is what they've been doing

1196
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,680
in certain parts of the country is, is it's residential.

1197
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:57,320
They'll take three blocks of houses and turn it commercial,

1198
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,920
which spikes the price up probably five times,

1199
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,200
but they pay you for residential

1200
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,440
and then the government grabs the money for commercial.

1201
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,400
Yep.

1202
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,440
So it is criminal.

1203
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:09,280
Yeah.

1204
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,520
Just like this AI deal.

1205
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,160
Something that I thought of on this AI,

1206
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,920
how much of what they're seeing is a genuine recreation

1207
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,360
of their loved one and how much is manipulation

1208
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,440
built into the video to make you susceptible,

1209
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,840
make you believe.

1210
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:29,720
Okay, I think that this particular one they showed on TV,

1211
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:30,960
they had video of.

1212
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:36,040
Just because of, there were certain things that they said,

1213
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:41,160
how they created the video and how they did this.

1214
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:45,120
So I think that maybe if you got a photo from 1950

1215
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,240
and you want to speak to your great, great grandpa,

1216
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,840
that that may be quite a bit different.

1217
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,320
And how would you know?

1218
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:57,880
Yeah, I think the AI needs good source material

1219
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,600
in the form of a video of the person moving,

1220
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:04,320
speaking, laughing, a range of facial expressions

1221
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,160
to make it more accurate and realistic.

1222
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:11,640
But underneath that video of that woman's long dead child,

1223
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,720
there's probably a subliminal message that's screaming,

1224
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:17,400
I love you mommy, never leave me again.

1225
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,000
And that's what's gonna hook the customer

1226
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,800
to keep on being back every week

1227
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,560
and spending that whatever it takes for another session.

1228
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,840
Why wouldn't the person say,

1229
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,360
oh no, they put her away in that shelf.

1230
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,120
I gotta come back and get her out of that shelf.

1231
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,800
Yeah, yeah, they'll probably have something on site

1232
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,200
to make it look like.

1233
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,280
They just put her away.

1234
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,880
Your loved one is being locked away again

1235
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,440
until you come free them.

1236
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,520
Let's take her computer chip

1237
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,680
and put it in this little computer chip coffin.

1238
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,920
They'll probably send you a postcard,

1239
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,920
your loved one is waiting for you to come back.

1240
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,320
Right now she's dead.

1241
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,200
Do you want her to be alive?

1242
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,200
Then you better order a service again.

1243
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,160
She wants to come say hi to you.

1244
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:01,360
She let us know in her death that she really misses you.

1245
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,840
And at some point, they will sell you a package

1246
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,520
saying, okay, buy a year's worth.

1247
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,680
Of your daughter.

1248
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,960
And then at some point, if you drop off,

1249
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,680
they'll send you a message saying,

1250
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,440
I guess we're just gonna have to delete her

1251
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,440
unless you show interest.

1252
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,240
We can't keep her on file

1253
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:21,360
unless you're coming to keep working.

1254
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,080
That's exactly what's gonna happen.

1255
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,160
And then you have to kill your loved one again

1256
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,960
by letting them delete them.

1257
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,440
Only this time you killed them

1258
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,560
in the car wreck or whatever.

1259
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,840
Yeah.

1260
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:31,680
Wow.

1261
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,000
Look how sick this gets in just a minute or two.

1262
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,480
To me, this is criminal.

1263
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:36,320
It is.

1264
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,320
That they're allowed to even do this.

1265
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,160
Yeah.

1266
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,240
And it's a South Korean company,

1267
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,960
so it may not even be legal over here for all I know.

1268
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:42,800
Who knows?

1269
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,280
But if it's not, it will be soon.

1270
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,360
Yeah, it will.

1271
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,000
Someone will buy a few legislators.

1272
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,680
Easy to do, common knowledge.

1273
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,040
Happens every day.

1274
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,640
Now the cigarette industry lasted as long as it did.

1275
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:54,760
Yeah, yep.

1276
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:57,520
Yep, until they turned on him.

1277
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,920
I got something interesting here.

1278
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,480
Remember how we're doing things to whisper

1279
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,440
in a stranger's ear?

1280
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,440
Well, I got a few of them.

1281
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:07,440
Pardon me while I stretch.

1282
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,520
My back has to go the other direction.

1283
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:09,600
Well, sure thing.

1284
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:10,960
Oh, there we go.

1285
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,000
Stretch away.

1286
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,320
Alrighty.

1287
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,440
Yeah, things to whisper in a stranger's ear.

1288
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:17,280
All right.

1289
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,680
I don't know if you're gonna get this one or not.

1290
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,120
It depends on whether you,

1291
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,720
I'm gonna go with certain things, all right.

1292
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,160
R-S-T-L-N-E.

1293
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,280
Oh, I feel like I should know this, but I really don't.

1294
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,480
Those are the letters that they give you

1295
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,320
on the bonus round of Wheel of Fortune.

1296
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,280
That's it.

1297
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,600
Yes, I knew you would be like,

1298
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,120
wait a minute, wait a minute, what does that mean?

1299
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,440
The light bulb goes off, the clouds part.

1300
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,280
That's why I did that.

1301
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,120
Realization hits and it's Wheel of Fortune.

1302
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,040
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1303
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,560
Yeah, it's their letters.

1304
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,720
And I don't even, I gotta look up some time

1305
00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,440
when I even give a shit

1306
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,240
how they came up with these letters to give me.

1307
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:02,080
R-S-T-L-N-E.

1308
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:02,920
R-S-T-L-N-E.

1309
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:07,680
Love it.

1310
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,520
This one you will get

1311
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,560
and a lot of people out there will not get.

1312
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,760
The Melvins suck.

1313
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:13,800
Oh, yeah.

1314
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,400
Remember they told her, they always say,

1315
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,080
remember, the Melvins suck.

1316
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:18,920
Yeah.

1317
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:19,880
And at concerts everybody screams,

1318
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,800
the Melvins suck and they're like, yeah, we do.

1319
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:22,640
Yep.

1320
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,720
Yeah, they tour with the Butthole Surfers.

1321
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:25,560
Yes, they did.

1322
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,480
I think there's a little cross pollination

1323
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,400
between the bands.

1324
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,000
I think some of the members.

1325
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,760
Who is it, the bassist and?

1326
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,280
I think it's the bass player, yeah.

1327
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,920
Yeah, I think it's the bassist, yeah.

1328
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,720
The other day on a used music gear site,

1329
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,400
it was actually about a year ago,

1330
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:46,400
I saw a Marshall stack, it was a Bass Amp stack.

1331
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,080
Oh, you mean the company that just sold?

1332
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,400
The company.

1333
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,240
Oh, yes, Marshall, yes.

1334
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:53,960
Yeah, you sent me an article, I'm gonna pull it.

1335
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:54,800
Anyhow, go ahead.

1336
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,240
Oh, I forgot about that.

1337
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:02,360
But it was a 400 watt all tube Marshall Bass Amp,

1338
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,520
full stack, and it was owned and toured with

1339
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,440
by the bass player for the Melvins.

1340
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:09,600
Nice.

1341
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,680
And he was moving from Texas to Michigan

1342
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,040
because his health was failing

1343
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,680
and he's gonna go live with family.

1344
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,120
And he was taking pictures of it around,

1345
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,160
and on one side of it was still taped up the set list

1346
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,760
for the last show where they performed.

1347
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:29,080
And then in order to authenticate it,

1348
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,840
he attached a video clip of a New Year's Eve party

1349
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,000
that the Melvins played somewhere,

1350
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,920
and there was that Bass Amp on stage,

1351
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,320
you could clearly see it was the same thing.

1352
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,160
Oh, nice.

1353
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,400
And it was like, wouldn't that be cool

1354
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:42,720
if you had the money,

1355
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,800
and the shipping would have been outrageous from Texas,

1356
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:49,440
to own that piece of musical history.

1357
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,040
If I was independently wealthy, I would buy that.

1358
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,040
That would be so cool.

1359
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,600
I just have it in a room.

1360
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,080
All the gouges on it, all the scuffs, all the dirt.

1361
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:58,920
Vomit.

1362
00:52:58,920 --> 00:52:59,760
I wouldn't even clean it.

1363
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:00,600
I wouldn't clean it at all.

1364
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:01,440
No, no, no, I'd leave it right there.

1365
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:02,280
I would just leave it just there.

1366
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,400
I would let people enter the room on their own discretion

1367
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,880
and say, look, I'm not making a sign of waiver,

1368
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:07,800
just stay away from it.

1369
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:08,640
Yes.

1370
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,560
So anyway, they've got there from the Melvins.

1371
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,960
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, okay.

1372
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:15,920
You got me on music,

1373
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,160
and I forgot all about what I was doing here.

1374
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,180
Flip-flops are nude sandals.

1375
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:23,960
They are.

1376
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:24,800
They are.

1377
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,000
They're nudist sandals.

1378
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,600
We don't need anything over here.

1379
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,000
We don't need any clothes.

1380
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,440
We're flip-flops.

1381
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,200
We are naked.

1382
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,040
Man, there are some people that should really have

1383
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,400
to buy a permit to show their toenails out in public.

1384
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,160
Ooh, yeah, they got that little devil fungus guy

1385
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:42,240
that they have on TV.

1386
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:43,920
Yeah, the commercial.

1387
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:44,760
Yeah.

1388
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:46,680
The next one.

1389
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,520
I see dead people.

1390
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,360
Yeah.

1391
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:52,680
Yeah.

1392
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,080
Yeah, yeah.

1393
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,360
And you know, in another like five or years or so,

1394
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:01,080
nobody's gonna remember that that was a line in a movie.

1395
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,480
You know what, you're right.

1396
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,320
I bet you a lot of people don't get this right here.

1397
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,160
They're like, what?

1398
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,000
I see dead people.

1399
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,600
Yeah, so, okay.

1400
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:09,680
This next one.

1401
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,040
Now, just think about it too.

1402
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:11,880
Okay.

1403
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,640
If sardines are raw fish, then what is sushi?

1404
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:18,920
Raw fish.

1405
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:19,840
Yeah.

1406
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,720
Wow, yeah.

1407
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:21,560
Yeah.

1408
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:24,400
So couldn't you pass sardines off as sushi?

1409
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,280
I would think so.

1410
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,640
Yeah, you could call it like a new type of sushi.

1411
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,760
I don't know, like gutter fish.

1412
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,600
Yeah.

1413
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,240
Gutter fish sushi.

1414
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,040
Let's see, they always name them like

1415
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,600
the California roll, the salmon roll.

1416
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:42,440
You could call the gutter fish roll.

1417
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,280
The spicy tuna roll.

1418
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,040
You could be the toilet roll.

1419
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,440
The shit roll, I don't know, the toilet roll.

1420
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,800
The booger roll.

1421
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:53,080
The booger roll.

1422
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:55,360
The rolly polly.

1423
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,480
This next one I love.

1424
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,040
This is my favorite.

1425
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,640
Do cigars make fun of cigarettes?

1426
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:04,480
Oh.

1427
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,440
You know they do.

1428
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,280
Yeah.

1429
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:07,760
You know, look at little guy.

1430
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,520
Aw, hey little fella.

1431
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:12,960
Can't get a draw off you, can they?

1432
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,360
Y'all got little sissy filters on too.

1433
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,760
Look at that, you got the little filters.

1434
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,600
Isn't that cute?

1435
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,840
Now what do they do about jailhouse cigarettes?

1436
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:22,960
Jailhouse cigarettes are probably

1437
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,920
kicking a cigar's ass, don't you think?

1438
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:25,760
Yeah, I would think so.

1439
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,920
You know, it's all rolled up and all fucking

1440
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,160
chattered on the end and fucking pregnant looking.

1441
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,480
Smuggled in somebody's butthole.

1442
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,720
Yeah, yeah.

1443
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,640
You know, a cigar made a mistake of going over there

1444
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,240
and going, hey little guy, bam!

1445
00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:37,640
Oh!

1446
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,560
Go to anything else, bitch.

1447
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,400
No, no!

1448
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,080
You might be tough, but you ain't jailhouse cigarette tough.

1449
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,160
They throw the cigar down a curb stump and.

1450
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:46,000
Oh!

1451
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,600
Anybody else?

1452
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,440
He was so young.

1453
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,280
No, no.

1454
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,520
This next one's odd, but it works.

1455
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,960
Nair for canines.

1456
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,520
I would almost protest and go, forget it.

1457
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:08,440
I'm just sleeping.

1458
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:12,240
Oh my gosh.

1459
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,280
This next one, it depends on your age,

1460
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,920
whether you read a history book or not.

1461
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:20,360
One if by land, two if by sea.

1462
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,520
Oh yeah, that should be familiar.

1463
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,120
I saw that in the commercial the other day.

1464
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,520
Oh, did they have one?

1465
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,120
Apparently that's still in popular culture.

1466
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:31,080
Since I have TV, usually it's background noise

1467
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,120
while I'm writing or something.

1468
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,400
I probably heard that and just jotted it down

1469
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,840
and didn't even realize it.

1470
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:37,680
So anyhow.

1471
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,120
There was a really popular video game,

1472
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,520
Fallout 4 and they worked that into.

1473
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,120
Oh, so half the people think it came from Fallout 4.

1474
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:48,400
Probably, yeah.

1475
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,920
They work in a lot of American Revolution themes

1476
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,960
and the underground railroad themes.

1477
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:55,960
Oh, okay.

1478
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:57,240
Although in Fallout 4,

1479
00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,960
it's not black people escaping slavery,

1480
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:02,640
it's synthetic humans.

1481
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:03,480
Oh wow.

1482
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:04,600
Escaping slavery.

1483
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,760
Wow, which could be something coming up.

1484
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,280
Oh yeah, sure eventually.

1485
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,040
Yeah, we're gonna have to give them citizenship.

1486
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,200
Yeah, and a lawyer will come to bat for them and go, hey.

1487
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,560
There are people trying to give dogs and cats civil rights.

1488
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,520
So you know an AI is gonna get a lawyer.

1489
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,280
An AI will definitely be that, yeah.

1490
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,120
They'll get a lawyer.

1491
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,800
It'll probably be an AI that calls a lawyer.

1492
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,720
Yeah, and it'll be an AI lawyer.

1493
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,560
What about you?

1494
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:28,400
Yeah, me too.

1495
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,200
It'll be two mainframes of Facebook.

1496
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,480
They're calling a lawyer right now.

1497
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,320
Yeah.

1498
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:33,400
Yeah, so.

1499
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:34,240
Oh well.

1500
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:35,080
Next one.

1501
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,880
Who put the fun in Funyuns?

1502
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:38,760
Oh.

1503
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,800
Is it Frida Lay or did God?

1504
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:42,760
It had to be God.

1505
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,600
It had to be God.

1506
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:44,600
Yeah, God made the onion.

1507
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,600
But that would be a good thing to whisper in somebody's ear.

1508
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,560
It would be, they'd be like, oh my gosh.

1509
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:50,920
I don't know what I can do.

1510
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,040
I'm gonna find this out.

1511
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:52,880
I'll be back.

1512
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:53,720
Okay.

1513
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,240
Okay, the next one.

1514
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,720
Are Shoebuckles shoelaces grandparents?

1515
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:02,960
Oh, they would be.

1516
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:04,000
They would be.

1517
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:04,840
Yeah.

1518
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,800
They'd have like a picture of them in the shoelace house.

1519
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:07,640
Yeah.

1520
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:08,480
They'd be like,

1521
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,160
this is your great grandfather Wilbur.

1522
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,480
He looks so different.

1523
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,360
Well, back then they didn't have shoelaces.

1524
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,960
They were shoebuckles.

1525
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:22,080
Like an MP3 file's great granddad was a CD.

1526
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,680
Yeah.

1527
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:24,960
Why did they have buckles, mommy?

1528
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,040
Well, they weren't smart enough

1529
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,160
to just put holes in them and sew them together.

1530
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:29,000
Really?

1531
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:29,920
Oh, really?

1532
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,480
Yes, that's true.

1533
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:32,320
Wow.

1534
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:37,320
And then my final but best, well not best one.

1535
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,560
Ever have a dream you're eating chocolate pudding

1536
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:42,480
then wake up with a spoon in your ass?

1537
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:44,720
Ow.

1538
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,800
You can hear me crumpling it up right there.

1539
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:52,960
So there you go guys.

1540
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,040
You got your wish.

1541
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,040
I tore it up.

1542
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,040
Yeah, the answer's me neither.

1543
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:00,880
No, no.

1544
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:01,720
On whatever.

1545
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:02,560
No, no, no.

1546
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:05,160
No, asking for a friend.

1547
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,120
Yeah.

1548
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,160
That's it.

1549
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,120
Well, I've been seeing some memes

1550
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:12,920
of insulting Kid Rock and his fans.

1551
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,520
No, go ahead.

1552
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:17,160
I've gathered a few that I've seen recently.

1553
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:22,000
Kid Rock makes music for the people

1554
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,280
who know exactly how much Sudafed you can get

1555
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:25,600
for a catalytic converter.

1556
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:30,600
And they know how old you gotta be to sign for it.

1557
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,680
Kid Rock makes music for guys

1558
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,680
who can only see their kids on weekends, but still don't.

1559
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,880
Oh my God.

1560
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,400
Go ahead, keep going.

1561
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,720
Kid Rock makes music for guys

1562
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,400
who can't go a day without yelling,

1563
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,200
shut up you stupid bitch.

1564
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:55,040
Oh my.

1565
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:57,880
Kid Rock makes music for people

1566
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,240
who think meth mouth is sexy.

1567
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:01,080
Ooh.

1568
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,920
Less teeth means less resistance.

1569
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:13,960
Kid Rock makes music for people

1570
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:20,960
who have more relatives in prison than teeth.

1571
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,000
So the ones I saw the other day.

1572
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,480
Oh my God, those are fantastic.

1573
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,680
And the one that's absolutely true,

1574
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,640
that's the funniest of all,

1575
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,360
when Kid Rock got all upset about the Bud Light can

1576
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,720
and shot him up with his gun,

1577
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,360
then he said, well, guess I'm a Coors Light man now.

1578
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,360
A Coors Light is even more,

1579
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,160
Yes, I know.

1580
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,680
No, it's funny.

1581
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:45,320
Here's what I noticed, okay.

1582
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,760
In Walmart, I had to go to Walmart yesterday,

1583
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,400
unfortunately, but there's certain things

1584
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,720
that I have to get there

1585
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,080
because they have them and other places don't.

1586
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,760
Yeah, they have walls, right?

1587
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:56,600
Yes.

1588
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:57,440
Yeah.

1589
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,280
Cause that was Paris Hilton said,

1590
01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:59,120
Yeah, they have walls.

1591
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,120
Walmart, is that like, you buy walls there?

1592
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:01,960
Yeah.

1593
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,720
And she probably still believes us to this day.

1594
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:06,760
Yeah, probably so.

1595
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:07,600
Okay.

1596
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,960
I walked by the big beer thing that they have in the aisle,

1597
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:14,080
not actually in the beer aisle, right?

1598
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:16,200
All the Bud Lights were there,

1599
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:19,280
but most of the natural lights were gone.

1600
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:20,120
Ah.

1601
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:20,960
Yeah.

1602
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:22,200
People were switching to Natty Light.

1603
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,800
Yeah, but who makes Natty Light?

1604
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,200
Ann Houser Bush.

1605
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:27,480
Who makes Bud Light?

1606
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:28,520
Ann Houser Bush.

1607
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,880
So these dumbasses were staying away from Bud Light

1608
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:35,200
because they didn't like the logo, the transgender deal.

1609
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:37,880
So they're buying Natty Light,

1610
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,760
and I'll bet you anything, Ann Houser Bush knew this.

1611
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,160
Oh yeah.

1612
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,000
They said start pimping Natty Light.

1613
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:43,840
Uh huh.

1614
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:44,680
And everyone's running out and buying it,

1615
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,240
and it's right next to Bud Light.

1616
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:47,080
Oh god.

1617
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:49,800
So people are like, I ain't buying that queer shit.

1618
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,920
And then they go and they grab the Natty Light,

1619
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,280
and it's the same company.

1620
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:55,800
I was just like going,

1621
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,760
that's exactly what I thought would happen.

1622
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:58,600
Yeah.

1623
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:00,200
As they say, well, they've always said,

1624
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,040
no one ever went broke,

1625
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:05,560
underestimating the stupidity of,

1626
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,360
or overestimating the stupidity of Americans.

1627
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,400
Yeah, no, that's true.

1628
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,240
Yeah.

1629
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,440
Two douchebags and microphone dot net.

1630
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:16,320
You're one stop for everything douchebaggery.

1631
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,640
You want to write us?

1632
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:19,520
You want to say something to us?

1633
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,880
You want to look for a live button when we go live,

1634
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,040
you can call in.

1635
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,920
All of this stuff is right there for your ear holes

1636
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,400
and eye holes.

1637
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,680
You got it chumps.

1638
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:29,920
It's all yours.

1639
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,800
Two douchebags and microphone dot net is up and running.

1640
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:33,880
Hit the subscribe button.

1641
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:35,760
Don't forget to hit the subscribe button.

1642
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:37,280
Don't forget to hit the subscribe button.

1643
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:42,280
Don't forget to hit the subscribe button.

1644
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,600
Hey, where'd everybody go?

1645
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:53,800
Where are the douchebags?

1646
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,960
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1647
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,800
Oh geez.

1648
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:01,480
Glad they're gone.

1649
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,320
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1650
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:08,320
Phew, man that smells.