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If a 10 pound bag of shit could talk, this is what it would sound like.

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I wonder if they want to fucking talk.

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They had his two little fucking brats with little snot nose little fucks.

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Plus the fact that he's gone now means we get to trash him.

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Yes, yes.

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But he's still a piece of shit.

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Just like the way that Susan's podcast is over, everyone listening trashes us.

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Which you should.

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Yes, yes, we encourage you.

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I don't know anyhow, let's see, all that being said, Lamar Jackson.

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Oh yes, fascinating, right?

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This is interesting to see what's going to happen with this whole thing.

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Not as fascinating as the old RC logo.

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But fascinating.

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But yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hey, woo.

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I felt the breeze from that pigeon.

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Oh, yep, yep.

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That's actually kind of a tasty looking pigeon.

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Oh, well, I know a guy that eats them.

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Yeah, they call them squab when you eat a pigeon.

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Or city chicken.

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Yeah, I like that one.

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Okay, the rivets haven't been able to hammer out a new contract with her star quarterback

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Lamar Jackson.

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Yeah.

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Or maybe soon to be former, we'll see.

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Yeah.

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Not only have negotiations completely fallen apart, but things have gotten so bad that

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Jackson actually requested a trade on March 2nd.

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Yeah.

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A trade request that had remained a secret until he revealed its existence on Monday.

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Jackson is believed to be looking for a fully guaranteed deal which he hasn't been able

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to get from any team.

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So why can't Jackson get the deal he wants?

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Well, I mean, I think we both have an idea.

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Former NFL star Richard Sherman, I like to call him Richard Simmons, lanes that on the

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other quarterbacks like Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen.

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Well, Patrick Mahomes, when you talk about him, you talk about three Super Bowls and

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two wins in five years.

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As five years as being a starter, yeah, you're talking about still a very young guy, 5,000

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yards out of two of those seasons, 50 plus touchdowns.

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And then if you count the postseason this year, he'll have 50 plus touchdowns again,

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too.

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So you're talking one of the greatest, if not the greatest quarterback ever in the making.

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And Josh Allen, who's really good, but maybe probably not quite all that, I mean, but really

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good.

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So how can you argue with the success that Mahomes has had so far?

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But Richard Sherman blames that quarterbacks like Mahomes and Allen, the five-time pro

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bowler says Mahomes should have looked to set a precedent with a fully guaranteed deal

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and taken a BS 10-year contract that he ended up accepting.

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Okay.

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And I agree with Richard Sermons on this part.

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But I'll go into this.

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Let's remember that right now.

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Let's hear it.

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That he went ahead and agreed.

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No, he worked with the Chiefs to come up with this.

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And the reason is, he's a winner, Mr. Sherman.

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He was other players.

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Yeah, he'll continue to be a winner.

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So anyhow, what pissed me off is, this is what Sherman said, what pissed me off is when

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Kirk Cousin gets his guaranteed deal, I thought all the quarterbacks from then on were going

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to be like, hey, if it ain't guaranteed, I ain't taking it.

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Sherman said on his podcast.

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I know Mahomes took that BS deal just 10 years and wanted it to look like a half a billion.

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But if you get half of that fully guaranteed, everybody's happier.

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That's the president.

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Well, it's not his job to set a precedent.

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No.

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No.

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First off, Mahomes cut a friendly deal with the Chiefs because every year that he's playing,

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every year that he's playing, he wants to be in contention and he will because of this

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deal.

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And he's like, you did, Mr. Sherman, why these places had to cut you after a year or two because

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they couldn't afford you.

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That's not going to happen with Patrick.

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Patrick Mahomes wants some money left in the account to pay some other players that he

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can throw the ball to and who can defend him against block of pass rushers.

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And at the end of the day, we'll go ahead and compare stats and wins and Super Bowl

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wins and we'll see who wins this.

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How many rings does Richard Sherman have?

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Zero.

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I think he has one.

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My phone is frozen.

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It's all right.

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Well, you know, at least it's frozen to our logo.

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So that's our banners down.

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So, okay, my reply, Sherman's an idiot.

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Here's why.

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If any team thought that Lamar was one piece between them and the Super Bowl, they would

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be in that line in a hot second.

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Oh, yeah.

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The ink would be dry if they thought that that's the only thing that took them to the

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promised land.

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Heck, look, the Buccaneers signed Baker Mayfield.

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You know, teams will sign a quarterback if they think he's the missing piece, all they

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need, yes.

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In addition, if Lamar was that good, he would be taking more than 60% of his snaps.

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Lamar looks again and then because he can't thread the needle, he has to run.

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He runs and he runs and he gets hurt.

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The Holmes runs only as the last option.

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He can thread the needle.

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Matter of fact, he's a lot more lethal throwing that ball down the field than he is running.

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And he's not bad at running.

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Yeah.

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And he has won a lot in five years, five championship games, three Super Bowls, three

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wins.

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That is why Jackson's is still sitting and waiting and nothing else, Mr. Sherman.

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So, anyhow, you got anything?

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That's total BS to think that it's other quarterbacks responsibility, the set of precedent to get

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Lamar Jackson the contract that he can't get on his own.

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Exactly.

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If Lamar Jackson can't get that guaranteed contract on his own, that's on him and it's

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not up to anybody else to get that for the market dictates itself.

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Yep.

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So, it just like that is why you have a team like Baltimore that said, well, go find your

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deal and then come back.

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Kind of what Casey did with Tyreek.

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Yeah, they said, go find your deal and then come back and then Casey said, done.

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Yep.

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And Tyreek said, it threw me away like trash.

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No, they weren't going to be hijacked by your stupidity.

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Well, you know, if you're getting into the NFL as a player, you've got to expect that

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they're going to throw you away the moment they don't need you anymore.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you've got to know that coming in and then you get bent about it five years into

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your career is childish.

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My opinion, but.

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Yeah, same idea.

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Yeah, it's just, it's, he's had, he had lots of opportunities.

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Yep.

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And now this one isn't going his way and I really can't be sad about Lamar Jackson being

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a little less of a millionaire than he wants to be.

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Just does not bother me at all.

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I don't feel any sympathy for him.

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I kind of revel in it.

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I'm like, okay, fine.

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Well, Lamar Jackson only gets 12 million instead of 14.

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Oh, my heart bleeds for that guy.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Rich people problems.

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Yeah.

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Lamar Jackson is having rich people problems and I don't care.

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I don't care either.

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As a matter of fact, I hope it goes on a long time.

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Yeah.

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Anyhow, you had something.

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Yeah.

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If you want to be a screenwriter, write for television and the movies, but you have basically

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no talent and no time, no problem because I have compiled the lazy screenwriters handbook.

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If you're writing a story and you just don't know what to do next, just throw one of these

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in because they always work and people are used to it.

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Okay.

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Number one, for the cast of your show, make sure all the men are very diverse in appearance

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and age and attractiveness, but make sure all the women are in their 20s and hot.

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Yes.

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Every TV show out there.

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That's a handbook.

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That's it.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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All right.

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Write your main character to have a job where they make about 12k a year, but they live

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like they make a quarter million a year.

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Beautiful apartment.

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Never wear the same output twice.

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The latest shoes, great cars, all on and on.

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People buy it.

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People eat it up like crazy.

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That is crazy.

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All of them.

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Friends is a good example.

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Yeah.

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Or King of Queens.

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King of Queens.

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Yeah.

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Let's see.

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The only one that didn't do it was like Roseanne and then the Connors.

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They thrive on acting like they have nothing in a four and just like...

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But any of the CSI shows, when you go to the detective's home, it's like a gorgeous million

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dollar house.

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Yeah, it is.

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On a detective's salary, I don't think so.

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No.

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No.

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But see, here's the thing.

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If you write your character to have all that stuff, then that's tons of room for product

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placement from your sponsors.

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That's true.

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You show this broke ass private detective, but he's got the latest Apple phone and laptop

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because the sponsor wants him to.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Audience eats it up.

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Who cares?

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All right.

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Here's another good one for your TV show.

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Have two characters that are absolute opposites, can't stand each other, but eventually fall

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in love.

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Have you seen that amount of million times?

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Yes.

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Yep.

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The proposal is the one that jumps to mine.

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I love that.

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Yeah.

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That's so true.

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Let's see.

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You have the clumsy, ugly, nerdy girl, but she's played by an actress who's actually

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really, really hot.

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And then during the course of the show, if she spends money on herself, suddenly she transforms

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into the hot girl.

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But the key is you got to have her spend money.

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Yes.

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You know, you get laser eyes or a tree so she can ditch the glasses.

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Go spend money at a salon to get her hair done.

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Spend money on new clothes.

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Spend money on more makeup.

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Spend money on dancing and walking classes.

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Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend.

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Now you're the hot girl.

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That's the message to send out.

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Yeah.

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Send her way into happiness.

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Okay.

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No, you know, no.

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And that makes sense too because I'll bet you there's a lot of different entities behind

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that.

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Yeah.

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We're getting a lot of really positive.

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No one's stopping to talk, but people being happy that we're here and giving us thumbs

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up and smiling.

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We sure need that matter back.

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Yeah, we do.

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Yeah, we do.

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All right.

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Here's the next one, the useless dad.

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If you don't know what else to throw in your show, throw in the useless dad.

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And actually there's a commercial kind of making fun of that.

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Yes, yes.

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The TV dad.

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It's a progressive, yeah, TV dad.

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But Homer Simpson is the perfect example of the useless dad.

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He has no parenting skills.

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He can barely feed and clothe himself.

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Also Peter off a family guy, another one.

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Kevin James on King of Queens.

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Yes.

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Totally useless.

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Kevin Mallon in Last Man Standing.

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Yeah.

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The useless dad that everyone rolls their eyes at and puts down.

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Apparently, the audience is just eating up.

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Yeah, they do.

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No, they would have to because it would not keep going on if they didn't.

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Yep.

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Here's another really good one to work into your, have a situation where the whole plot

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and storyline could be easily resolved by having one person have a two-minute conversation.

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So of course they never do.

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They never do.

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They never do.

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I've always thought that too.

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It's like all this could be averted so easily.

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Uh-huh.

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All A would have to just go over to B and say C.

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Yep.

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And it's like, but no, no, no, no.

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It's like they don't want to delve into anything too dark or too nefarious, so they have to

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do something really light-hearted that's just like a little minuscule mistake, but

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exploit it into something bigger and make it this huge ordeal when actually it should

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have never been anything.

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Does that make sense?

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Yeah.

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And you'll get the character who knows and can totally diffuse the situation and end

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the whole problem, but instead of telling people they stand around and over and over

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and they say, I have to tell you something.

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Please wait.

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Why don't you wait and believe me?

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I want to tell.

324
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Okay.

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They could have said it in that amount of time.

326
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Exactly.

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But they repeat it over and over.

328
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But I have to tell you, I need to tell you something or something we need to talk about

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and either they say, call me later or the phone rings and somebody has to rush out the

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door.

331
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They tease you about four times with a secret being revealed and then it never is.

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It never is.

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Because it ends the movie.

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So you can keep, you can like a five minute plot line into a two hour movie by having

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someone just decide not to tell people the correct information.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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So simple.

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All right.

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All right.

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Stalking and harassment.

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But it's romantic if done by an attractive man.

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Yes.

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Lifetime movies.

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Over and over, the guy basically stalks and harasses the woman.

348
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But since he's a hottie, it's okay and it's a romantic.

349
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It's true.

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If the guy looked like me, he'd call the cops.

351
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For me?

352
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Yeah.

353
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Yep.

354
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But it's like those lifetime movies, look at the lifetime movie.

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That's one where absolutely everybody is gorgeous.

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You know, Joe the plumber from down the street is absolutely gorgeous.

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You know, Mindy, the paralegal who works at the lawyer's office.

358
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Oh, and also, Joe the plumber down the road, he's got a rolled up fucking flannel shirt,

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no grease on it.

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Each side is rolled up perfectly.

361
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And a cucumber down his pants.

362
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Yeah.

363
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Levi is red tag.

364
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Yes.

365
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A nice haircut.

366
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

367
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Side short hair a little bit longer, kind of a little fluffy there.

368
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Yeah, no, I know.

369
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It's like...

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Now, the opposite in spectrum, if in the movie the guy is being stalked or harassed by any

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woman whatsoever, it's considered fun and romantic and cute.

372
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Yeah, oh, look at her pursue him.

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Yeah.

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She's going to sway him sooner or later.

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If a girl is stalking a guy, the guy is supposed to find it flattering and be okay with it.

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If a guy is stalking a girl, it's a crime unless he's rich and is nice looking.

377
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And then it's the dream guy.

378
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Yep.

379
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No, that's so true.

380
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All right, here's one that I've noticed over and over.

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A strong female character in a show, especially if she's the lead, has to have something utterly

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devastating and tragic in her past or people will find it.

383
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In order to add depth to the character, the common thing they use for the female character

384
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is a sexual assault somewhere in her past.

385
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Yes.

386
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Over and over and over.

387
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Yes, and all you notice at first is she's quirky about certain things.

388
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Or she's tough and hard and won't let anybody in.

389
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What happened to make her that tough and hard?

390
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And they always fall back on sexual assault.

391
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Yes.

392
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It's like...

393
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It's like the screenwriters are telling you you can't be a strong successful woman unless

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you've been raped at some point and had to overcome it.

395
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,160
No, you're right.

396
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That's sick.

397
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That is sick actually.

398
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And it's sick as hell, but it's in so many TV shows, especially cop shows.

399
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It is.

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Especially in cop shows.

401
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Already next, this is one you've seen over and over at the Monologue Syndrome.

402
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Where the bad guy has the good guy at gunpoint and instead of shooting him, which is what

403
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he's wanted to do the whole movie, he stands there and explains everything, explains all

404
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the details.

405
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He gets himself on tape for the trial later.

406
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And then he either talks so long that he gets caught or someone else shows up like the

407
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young kid and kicks his ass or something.

408
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,280
But yeah.

409
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Yeah.

410
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That goes along with the incredibly complex way of killing somebody.

411
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,920
Well, it's a way to show the dumb people that can't understand what the plot was actually

412
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about.

413
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Yeah.

414
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:54,440
Now, I brought this up with my son, Lewis, who writes a lot of fan fiction.

415
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And he was saying, well, there are certain ways that you really gotta, you know, for

416
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telling the story or getting the details and the facts out there.

417
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:08,160
But my point was there's got to be a better way than this because they use it over and

418
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over.

419
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And they get creative and find a better way to do it.

420
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
But that's not the idea here.

421
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,240
The idea here is if you want to write, you know, storylines and stuff, here's how to

422
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,280
flesh them out.

423
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Here's another one, you know, make you a great screenwriter.

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Make sure your plot line is such that it could be resolved by the death of a single person,

425
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but instead they decide to put millions in danger to save that one person.

426
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Pretty much every superhero movie.

427
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:44,160
Oh, he wants to kill, you know, this superhero guy.

428
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:48,640
All right, let's fight and millions of civilians will die in the process.

429
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:49,640
But what's his name?

430
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,640
We'll get killed.

431
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,640
Yeah.

432
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,640
Really?

433
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,640
That's a good idea.

434
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,640
No, not a good idea.

435
00:19:56,640 --> 00:20:00,720
I mean, if Fred over there wants to kill Joe, I don't want him coming over here and killing

436
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,640
me to make it happen.

437
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,360
It's like, no, just take care of your business over there.

438
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,360
We're really sorry for Joe, but well done, man.

439
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,640
Does he have to take the rest of us with him?

440
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,640
No, just let him, man.

441
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:18,040
Joe's have been proactive in making who is other guy's name more happy.

442
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,040
Yeah.

443
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,480
Here's another good one.

444
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The good guy fights his way into the bad guy's hideout, gets to the final bad guy and decides,

445
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well, I'm not going to kill you because that's wrong and you should go to jail and pay for

446
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your crimes and I'm not a killer like you.

447
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:45,040
Except the good guy just killed 17 henchmen on his way in.

448
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But now all of a sudden, I don't kill.

449
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This is all the superheroes.

450
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Yes.

451
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Look at all the people superheroes killed, too.

452
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Think of all the people Batman and Robin killed.

453
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Oh, God.

454
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And then they get to the Joker and they won't just punch his lights out.

455
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No, they got to talk to him.

456
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,080
Yeah.

457
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:04,480
They killed all your henchmen, but we're just going to put you in jail so you can come back

458
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,080
next week and we can write your show.

459
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,880
Last week, we foiled your plot, Joker.

460
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:08,880
I love it.

461
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When they go on about how they're going to just continue to destroy him and kill him

462
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and ridicule him and how he's a bad person and how did he turn to the dark side?

463
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By that time, he already got away.

464
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,720
Here's another good one.

465
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If your script is in trouble and it's just not sellable yet, write in it the death of

466
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a pet for no reason whatsoever.

467
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TV shows love that.

468
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,600
They love that.

469
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,040
You come home, my pet is dead.

470
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,800
And there's no reason for that pet to be dead.

471
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None whatsoever.

472
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,360
It's just there for shock value.

473
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,440
So that's a good way to save your sucky script.

474
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I think artificial intelligence killed it.

475
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,600
Yeah.

476
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,600
Another one.

477
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Write into your screenplay that there'd be a shaky camera the whole time.

478
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The shaky camera that's jittering and can't keep still.

479
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,560
That's awesome because you don't have to worry if there's a bunch of stuff in the background

480
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that you didn't get a chance to cover up or hide because the camera's jerking around so

481
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much you can't see it anyway.

482
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,520
I remember the shield did that and you could not tell.

483
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,800
NYPD blue was that way.

484
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,800
Yeah.

485
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:22,640
And your actors don't even have to do a decent job anymore because the camera's shaking and

486
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jerking around so much we can't tell if the actor's doing a good job or not.

487
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:32,840
So you write in the shaky camera, your screenplay is going to sell because it makes so much

488
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,240
else just easier.

489
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All right.

490
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,600
Here's a good one.

491
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Abuse of men as a joke.

492
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It's everywhere.

493
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You're not kidding.

494
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:50,080
Look at the way Kevin, on King of Queens, look at the way that the Kevin James' character

495
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is treated by Leah Ramine.

496
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,040
It's spousal abuse.

497
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,040
Oh, God, yeah.

498
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:59,640
There's always been letting him make fun of him and get out of the way of the loser.

499
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,560
But the laugh line triggers every single time, doesn't it?

500
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,560
Yeah.

501
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,560
Watching a show.

502
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,200
He's called him a thimble dick moron.

503
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,200
Here's the premise.

504
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,440
It's a medical drama.

505
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:16,840
We have a young doctor and a young nurse that are infatuated with each other.

506
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:21,720
They sneak off somewhere in the hospital to have sex, not realizing that a security camera

507
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,400
has caught them on video.

508
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:29,080
The video is playing at the main Admit desk, and no one can figure out who it is on the

509
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video because it's too dark.

510
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So the nurse decides that it's the doctor's total responsibility to fix it, all on his

511
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,100
own without her.

512
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:45,080
She tells him, you go fix it.

513
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,920
So he makes one attempt and can't get the recording.

514
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:56,040
He walks up and backhands him in the belly angrily and smacks him in the gut because

515
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,520
he's pissed and he failed.

516
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,760
And that's OK.

517
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,480
It was played off as, yeah, he deserved it because he didn't get it.

518
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,320
Somebody tells me that wouldn't fly anyhow.

519
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,360
Yeah, reverse the genders.

520
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,360
Yeah.

521
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:15,360
A female doctor and a male nurse, she can't get the video so he slugs her in the stomach.

522
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,000
That wouldn't fly.

523
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,400
But the girl gets to punch the guy and it's OK.

524
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,840
Half the time, the left track goes.

525
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,320
This is also sexism too, if you think about it.

526
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:31,040
It is sexism because you automatically assume the girl is dainty and not going to hurt

527
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,040
the guy.

528
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,360
Well, why is that?

529
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:39,560
Because you assumed that the girl is dainty and the guy is big and rugged.

530
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,560
You all know that?

531
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,200
Yeah, oh, he can take it.

532
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:50,280
There is another episode of a medical show where a lawyer was angry at a doctor for the

533
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,080
way a case was going.

534
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:56,800
And she busted in on him while he was examining a patient and punched him in the arm, yelled

535
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,800
at him.

536
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,800
He sat there and took it.

537
00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,800
While he's with the patient.

538
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:04,680
While he's with the patient, she stormed out, stormed back in, punched him again and yelled

539
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,560
at him again and he took it and she stung him.

540
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,880
He would have been in prison.

541
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,480
Now nothing ever happened.

542
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,080
No discipline, no complaints, nothing.

543
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:18,680
Okay, but reverse the genders and that guy is in jail.

544
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:23,160
Loses his license to practice law, gets fired, all that.

545
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,320
But when a woman abuses a man on screen, it's funny.

546
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,320
It's funny, yeah.

547
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,320
It's funny, yeah.

548
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,200
So write that into your screenplay, you'll sell a million.

549
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,200
Yep.

550
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,000
Alright, here's another good one.

551
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,680
The fat person is the clown.

552
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,560
Yeah, boy, we just can't get enough of that, can we?

553
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,560
It started with the honeymooners.

554
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,560
Yeah.

555
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,560
Yeah.

556
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:48,800
Oh, it used to be a fat person standing next to a skinny person was just funny as hell.

557
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,800
Or maybe, yeah.

558
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,320
And that's where Laurel and Hardy got it.

559
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,000
Laurel and Hardy, yeah, let's go back there.

560
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
That was it.

561
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,120
It's like, one guy was skinny, one guy was fat.

562
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,120
Hilarious.

563
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,640
We can trace this down.

564
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:05,400
Laurel and Hardy, Abaddon Costello, the honeymooners, and then the Clint Stoes.

565
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:10,360
You know Barney wasn't that skinny, I mean, you didn't have a predominantly overweight

566
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,360
guy.

567
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,360
Yeah.

568
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:18,200
Think of the success of Chris Farley movies.

569
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,680
And Chris Farley said, all his movies are basically Fatty Fall Down.

570
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,440
That's the movie plot.

571
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:28,680
And he was sick of being the fat guy who was funny for being fat.

572
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,960
But my god, that is still used so much on television.

573
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:32,960
Yeah.

574
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:39,000
And even in the reruns, is, you know, if the fat person is always jolly, funny, not taken

575
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:45,120
seriously, never a romantic lead, it's just they're there for comedic relief.

576
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,120
Yeah.

577
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,120
Are you right?

578
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,120
Yep.

579
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,120
Wow.

580
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:52,640
On the same network where they'll have a commercial saying everyone is beautiful and we should

581
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:58,080
all accept you, they'll run a show where it shows the fat person being less than.

582
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,080
Yes.

583
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,080
God.

584
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,080
Very true.

585
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,080
Yeah.

586
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,080
All right.

587
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,040
Here's another good one.

588
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:10,040
And this really will save you money when you make your TV show or your movie.

589
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,840
You have one character that is five kinds of specialist.

590
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:20,160
Now there's absolutely no way they have the time or money to go to school for that long

591
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,120
to be that specialized in all those different areas.

592
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,120
But on the TV show.

593
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,040
Kind of like the professor on the Gilligan's Island.

594
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,040
Yes.

595
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,040
Yeah.

596
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,040
Yes.

597
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,040
Or the golf chick on NCIS.

598
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,040
NCIS, yeah.

599
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,040
She did everything.

600
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,040
She did everything.

601
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,120
She was trying to calculate how many fucking years of school she had to have.

602
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,120
Yeah.

603
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:41,000
It's like, well, she can be over 50 and I calculated 40 years of school.

604
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,560
So did she start at 10?

605
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,560
Yeah.

606
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,560
Yeah.

607
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:49,600
See, that's the lazy part is they introduce you to one character, get you like that character,

608
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,040
and then just having to hire four more and get you like them.

609
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,040
They just have that one character do everything and you just go, oh, well.

610
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,920
And you know what they say too is, here's how they get around it too.

611
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:03,360
They go, it's suspension of disbelief.

612
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:04,360
Yeah.

613
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,360
Yeah.

614
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:06,360
Yeah.

615
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:09,840
But no, actually, if you want it to be realistic, you don't do that.

616
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,160
You're like, no, no, no.

617
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,240
This isn't one of those shows.

618
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,400
It just, you just got to pretend that this isn't what's really going on.

619
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,400
Yeah.

620
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,320
And that bothers me because once I notice something in a show like that, I never look

621
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,320
at it the same.

622
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,320
Yeah.

623
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,280
Another good one was designated survivor with Kiefer Sutherland.

624
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,280
Yes.

625
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:30,720
She had an actress playing an FBI agent.

626
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,720
Don't remember her name.

627
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:37,200
She was short, very thin, Asian, very distinctive.

628
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:43,640
She had the look of a female ninja assassin, which is how they wanted her to look on the

629
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,640
show.

630
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:49,760
But she was an FBI agent, but suddenly she was everywhere doing everything.

631
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:55,360
And apparently she was the entire FBI because any time they needed the FBI, it was just

632
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,360
her.

633
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:00,080
You got to go halfway across the country to search a warehouse.

634
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,080
She shows up.

635
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,920
The local FBI didn't take care of it.

636
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:07,280
Local law enforcement didn't take, she has to be there to be on camera.

637
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,960
They go over to Romania.

638
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,200
Suddenly she's there leading the mission in Romania.

639
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,200
She's the FBI.

640
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,480
She has no jurisdiction outside the US.

641
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,720
Yeah.

642
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,760
But she was everywhere doing everything.

643
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:26,200
She had like five different law enforcement hats on and just was going everywhere.

644
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,000
Extradition didn't matter.

645
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,640
Oh, it was just nuts.

646
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,800
But they just had this one hot chick actress and it's like, by God, she's playing all

647
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,800
these 10 roles that we should have hired nine more actors for.

648
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,800
And let's face it, the guys didn't mind.

649
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,800
No.

650
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,880
It's like the Baywatch guys.

651
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,480
You know, they didn't care.

652
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,480
They knew.

653
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,040
They were watching with a sound down anyway.

654
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:50,080
Just as long as when they were running it was slow motion and the boobs were bouncing

655
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,720
and that's all they gave a crap about.

656
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,160
And it showed.

657
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,160
Yeah.

658
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,520
Here's another really good one.

659
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,880
Dumb shit parents with smart kids.

660
00:29:58,880 --> 00:29:59,880
Yes.

661
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,200
Aren't you just so sick of that?

662
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,200
Oh my God.

663
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,000
My laptop just froze up.

664
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,800
Call the kid.

665
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,800
Billy.

666
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,800
Oh no, not again.

667
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:09,800
Yeah.

668
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:10,800
Yeah.

669
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:17,120
I think I might have already covered this one, but the characters who constantly say,

670
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,120
let me explain.

671
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,000
But never do.

672
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,080
They always find some way to put off the explanation.

673
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,800
They're always offering to explain that they never explain.

674
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,800
You know, that's true.

675
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,800
Now they do all the time.

676
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,320
They go, hey, let me explain and then it goes to something else.

677
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,320
Nobody wanted them to explain.

678
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,320
Yeah.

679
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,320
We don't care.

680
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,520
Here's another good one.

681
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:44,320
Deaf at the end for no reason whatsoever.

682
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,320
Yeah.

683
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,320
Yeah.

684
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,480
Or sometimes they feel like, well, there should be a death somewhere in this movie because

685
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,320
bad things happen and somebody has to pay.

686
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:57,680
So at the end we'll just kill off this random character and shock everybody.

687
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,840
I've seen it over and over.

688
00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,840
Okay.

689
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,360
I'll tell you the most prominent one growing up, I remember, is M.A.S.H.

690
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,360
Yeah.

691
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,000
Colonel Blake was quitting the show.

692
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,360
I forgot why or whatever.

693
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,920
They couldn't just let him go back to the States.

694
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:15,280
They kind of felt like the Colonel Blake character don't know all he could do.

695
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,640
They wanted to get someone else in.

696
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,640
Yeah.

697
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,360
And they got his, so they're like, all right, well, we're not just going to let him go live

698
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,360
in America.

699
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,360
We're going to kill him.

700
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,920
We're going to shoot him over the seas.

701
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,160
And that was one of the first ones.

702
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,440
And I'm like, why did they have to do that?

703
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,280
I was a kid and I was like, why do they have to do that, man?

704
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,280
I love the guy.

705
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,280
Why do they have to kill him?

706
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,280
Enormous ratings.

707
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,280
Yeah.

708
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:38,280
It did too.

709
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:42,640
Because then all of a sudden the inquirer accidentally gets a hold of the script.

710
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,640
Oh, no.

711
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,640
He doesn't just leave.

712
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,640
He dies.

713
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,200
And I was like, he dies?

714
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,200
Yeah.

715
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,040
And then everyone imagines like someone comes and shoots him in the head or some shit.

716
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,360
But you know, yeah.

717
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:58,520
And then they waited until the final scene to announce his death.

718
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:05,480
So that means everybody watched him, watched him, watched according to this inquirer article.

719
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,360
And about time they're going, man, this is bullshit.

720
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,760
It was a lie.

721
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:14,600
All of a sudden he comes out and they see Ray Dard with a bewildered, sad look.

722
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,160
Look on his face like, oh shit, they're right.

723
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,160
Look.

724
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,720
And supposedly he didn't tell any of the other cast what lines he was about to say.

725
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:22,720
Yeah.

726
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,720
So it was like, yeah.

727
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:24,720
Yeah.

728
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:25,720
Yeah, you remember that too.

729
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,720
Yeah.

730
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:33,200
Another good one was have you ever seen the movie American Beauty with Kevin Spacey?

731
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,200
Kevin Spacey.

732
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,200
Spacey.

733
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,200
Spacey.

734
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,200
He is a Spacey.

735
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,200
Isn't he in prison now?

736
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,200
Or not?

737
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,240
No, but he's on the outs because he's a sexual predator.

738
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,480
That's right, but they never did do anything about it.

739
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,960
Yeah, they pretty much just took away his TV show and blacklisted him.

740
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:49,960
Stop touching boys.

741
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,120
Should I say African American listed him?

742
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,120
Yeah, yeah.

743
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,440
Yeah, you can say that.

744
00:32:55,440 --> 00:33:00,360
But there is, without giving anything away, there is a death near the end of American

745
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,800
Beauty that just really has a great point to be there.

746
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,800
Oh, that's a great example.

747
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,800
Yeah.

748
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:05,800
I never even thought about that.

749
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,800
Totally pointless.

750
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,800
Doesn't need to be there.

751
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,800
It's just for shot value.

752
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:09,800
It did need to be there.

753
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,120
It's just people go, yeah.

754
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,680
Hey, we might get an Academy Award for this movie.

755
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,080
Let's throw in a random death to really impress the judges.

756
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,080
And they'll put it over the top.

757
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,120
Yeah, I think that's about what it was.

758
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,120
All right.

759
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:30,160
Stupid disobedient children who get their parents into trouble or killed.

760
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,160
So successful.

761
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,160
You meddling kids.

762
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,160
I mean, so used everywhere.

763
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,160
Yeah, how you liking it?

764
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,160
Yeah.

765
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,160
Both your parents are dead right there.

766
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,160
See them in the hole?

767
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,160
Because you're meddling kids.

768
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,160
Yeah.

769
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,160
Go ahead.

770
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,160
Here's another one.

771
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,680
It works every time for a TV show.

772
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:48,640
Get two characters and get it to the point of will they have sex or won't they?

773
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,040
And then keep that going forever.

774
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,040
Melrose Place.

775
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,040
Yeah.

776
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,040
Yeah.

777
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,040
Remember that?

778
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,040
Niles and Daphne on Frasier.

779
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,040
Yep.

780
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,040
Yeah.

781
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,320
But yeah, they keep the sex.

782
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,120
They get the sexual tension going.

783
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,120
Will they?

784
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,120
Won't they?

785
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,120
Will they?

786
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,120
And that will carry.

787
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,000
That will carry a show for probably at least two years.

788
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,360
You could write two years of really crappy episodes.

789
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,240
And to friends when it was running out of steam, it was Joey and Rachel.

790
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,240
Yeah.

791
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,520
They were trying to hook up anybody for sexual tension.

792
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,520
Yeah.

793
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,760
But they never could quite hook them up.

794
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,760
Yeah.

795
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:23,760
I think if I were to correctly...

796
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,760
The audience didn't accept it.

797
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:25,760
Yeah.

798
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,960
One of them was almost ready to hook up with the other and the other one wasn't ready

799
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,440
and then vice versa.

800
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,440
Yeah.

801
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,440
Yeah.

802
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:36,520
And actually in real life, the actors did hook up and that's why Jennifer Anderson

803
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,680
and Brad Kint broke up.

804
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,680
Broke up, yeah.

805
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:49,680
They said publicly that Brad was the cheater, but Jennifer Anderson's dad wrote a book.

806
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:55,440
And in Jennifer Anderson's dad's book, he said the actor played Joey, Matt LeBlanc,

807
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:59,640
had an affair with Jennifer Anderson while she was married to Brad Pitt and that's what

808
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,200
busted up the marriage.

809
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,520
But they agreed it would be more harmful to her career to be the cheater than it would

810
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,080
be to Brad Pitt's career if he were the cheater.

811
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:15,440
So Brad agreed to take the hit as the cheater when he really wasn't because his career could

812
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,440
survive it better than hers could.

813
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,400
So Brad Pitt was a pretty upstand up guy.

814
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:25,600
He gets her cheating on him and then he makes it easier on her.

815
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,680
That was pretty stand up.

816
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:34,240
So all you people blaming Brad Pitt get over it.

817
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:37,240
Here's another really good one.

818
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:40,640
The end of a character or a fake death.

819
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,640
People eat that shit up.

820
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,680
People love that stuff.

821
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,760
Like Ripley on the Alien series.

822
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:49,760
She dies.

823
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,760
They resurrect her.

824
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,240
No harm, no foul.

825
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,240
Let's see.

826
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,600
Curly on the City Slickers played by Jack Palance.

827
00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,600
That's a good one.

828
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,280
He dies in the first movie.

829
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,600
They bring him back in the second movie as an identical brother.

830
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:14,600
You probably didn't see this but Ray Leota's I believe last movie, the many saints in New

831
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,040
York.

832
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:20,240
They killed his character off and they brought him back as his brother.

833
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:21,240
Yep.

834
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,240
Yep.

835
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,240
I've seen that.

836
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,240
Let's see.

837
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,360
And also the way they filmed him was pretty genius too.

838
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:33,400
They filmed him kind of from underneath and an angle to make him look much bigger.

839
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:37,680
So he looked almost identical only bigger than his brother that was killed.

840
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,680
Yeah.

841
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:45,480
The TV show Dallas did a famous one where a beloved character was shot to death down

842
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:50,840
the final episode of a season and then the whole next scene, Bobby.

843
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,840
Oh Bobby.

844
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,840
Yeah.

845
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:58,640
Bobby got shot by his crazy sister-in-law and died.

846
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:03,800
They showed the death scene in the hospital, he croaks, flatline, everybody's weeping.

847
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:08,520
The whole next season it's all about dealing with his death and how the business is changing

848
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,320
and all this stuff.

849
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,320
Patrick Duffy.

850
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:21,640
And at the end of that season they have the dead guys widow wake up, walk into the shower

851
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:27,680
of her apartment, open up and there's her long dead husband standing there taking a shower

852
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,120
saying good morning honey.

853
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,520
And then they end the season with that one.

854
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:38,000
And when the next season starts it turns out the whole previous season was just a bad dream.

855
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,320
He never was shot.

856
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,560
It was just all her dream.

857
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,120
And everything goes back to the way it was and that whole season is a throw away.

858
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,120
That was such bullshit.

859
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,120
Wasn't it?

860
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:53,320
I remember just like, I wasn't like really into the show because of my age then but I

861
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,320
remember after that I'm not even going to even kind of try to watch this.

862
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,880
Yeah, that was just so stupid.

863
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:58,880
Ridiculous.

864
00:37:58,880 --> 00:37:59,880
Yeah.

865
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,320
Uh, here's another good one.

866
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:06,320
Pregnancy as the whole plot.

867
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,320
Yeah.

868
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,000
Gee, people get pregnant all the time.

869
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,480
There's eight billion people on the planet so pregnancy's not a rarity.

870
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:20,600
You're going to make a whole TV show or a whole movie about that.

871
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,120
It's pretty ordinary.

872
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,400
Apparently people eat it up.

873
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,400
They do.

874
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:31,440
So, yeah, if you're lazy, have no ideas or inspiration, just write a show or a movie

875
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,640
about pregnancy, it'll sell.

876
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,640
Yep.

877
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,960
Oh, and this is not a good one.

878
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,200
The good guy turns out to be the traitor.

879
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,200
Oh, yeah, yeah.

880
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,840
Over and over and over and over and people never get tired of it.

881
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,840
That is an old standby.

882
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,840
Oh, yes.

883
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:46,840
Oh, my God.

884
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,400
Yeah, the good guy, the Mr. Rogers.

885
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,400
Uh-huh.

886
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,400
Hi, everybody.

887
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,920
Damn well bet.

888
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:52,920
Yep.

889
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:53,920
Yeah.

890
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:58,160
Oh, gee, he's been the cute cuddly guy all through the movie and all of a sudden he's

891
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,160
the big bad guy.

892
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,520
All of a sudden when they catch him and he pulls out a gun, that's right, you piece of

893
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,520
shit.

894
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,880
How the, you know, I stood by him, watch him do this and this and that.

895
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,200
And then he starts monologuing, right?

896
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,480
Yes, yep.

897
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,960
And then he develops some weird, complex way to kill the hero and then walks away and

898
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,480
hopes it all works out.

899
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,480
Yes.

900
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,040
And when I leave here, the bomb will go off.

901
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,040
Yeah.

902
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:25,040
You don't even have to have talent to be a screenwriter, just use anyone or any combination

903
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,840
of these and boy howdy.

904
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,840
Yes, yes.

905
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:28,840
Yes, yes.

906
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,840
Because you turn on the TV and that's all you're getting anyway.

907
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,960
Yep, that's true.

908
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:43,760
Some friends of mine are really into the superhero movies, action movies, a lot of special effects,

909
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:44,760
etc.

910
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:45,760
Uh-huh.

911
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,280
And occasionally they're like, hey, let's watch this newest one.

912
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,760
But I don't know, any more of those movies just really bore me.

913
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:52,760
Me too.

914
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,760
That's not enough.

915
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,400
I want a good story.

916
00:39:55,400 --> 00:40:00,440
I want characters that I can feel a certain way about, either like them or dislike them

917
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,440
or care what happens.

918
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,640
But like the original Avatar movie.

919
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,640
Okay.

920
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:11,760
Bunch of humans show up to this planet where a bunch of other people already live and they're

921
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,320
trying to steal the resource and they fight.

922
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,320
Okay.

923
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,200
What's new about that?

924
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,200
Nothing.

925
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,200
It's compelling about that.

926
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,200
Nothing.

927
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:25,200
I'm not going to watch it just for this pretty special effect.

928
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,720
There's no storyline there to interest me.

929
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:29,720
Don't care.

930
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,840
Oh, but the special effect is so cool.

931
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,120
I don't care.

932
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:38,920
I can bring up a YouTube video that shows me special effects and not have to pay 15 bucks

933
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,240
to go sit in the theater.

934
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:44,240
It just, that's not enough to interest me anymore.

935
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:45,240
No, same here.

936
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:50,840
I never see six people sitting around a table discussing things that really happened and

937
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:56,600
like delving into why the 737 MAX by Boeing is still a piece of shit airplane.

938
00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:00,800
However, I did see a movie that interests me last night on the internet.

939
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,800
Yeah.

940
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,960
And it's out in theaters and I may watch it tonight or tomorrow night, depending.

941
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,480
It's called Spinning Gold.

942
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,480
Oh, I think I saw an ad for that.

943
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,480
Yeah.

944
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,960
And it's about the inception of Casablanca Records.

945
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:20,840
And how they went and signed like Donna Summer, KISS, who else?

946
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,440
They signed all these people, but they treated them like family.

947
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,440
Oh, wow.

948
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,640
They said they worked with us, not for us.

949
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:32,640
And they actually went against Barry Gordy and the whole Motown movement.

950
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,360
They actually were successful.

951
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,360
Amazing.

952
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,840
See, a movie like that interests me.

953
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:40,440
Yeah, me too, because I would hope, I would think it's really factual.

954
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,440
Yeah.

955
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:46,000
And there's a lot of people acting like KISS, old footage and their inception.

956
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:51,640
There's probably some differences in that than KISS is going to tell you.

957
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,640
Yeah.

958
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:53,640
Yeah.

959
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:58,800
And also, Donna Summer and all that, how they kind of were like, you know, we're not just

960
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,800
going to be Motown.

961
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:04,960
We're going into like some sort of like shock or glam rock and metal.

962
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,640
And there's so many other acts, like the Village People were on Casablanca.

963
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:13,800
Yeah, a lot of record labels tried to be a specific type of music.

964
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,800
Yeah, we're Casablanca.

965
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,600
It's just kind of like a, you know, we're doing things differently.

966
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,320
We like them and we think they're good and sellable.

967
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,800
We're going to hire them.

968
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,800
Yeah.

969
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,600
Yeah, everything else will play out and they did very well until they sold it.

970
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,480
So I think I might see that tonight or tomorrow night.

971
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,760
But that's the type of movie that I would rather watch right now.

972
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,760
Right.

973
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,760
Yeah.

974
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:40,880
And the movies I see are from movies that are their distraction, their, you know, temporary

975
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:41,880
entertainment.

976
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,480
I guess I want more than that.

977
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,840
I want something that's going to make me think about it for days and days afterwards.

978
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:48,840
No, me too.

979
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,840
Me too.

980
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,200
You know, something that's going to prompt me to look more into it or come up to, or

981
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,160
come with some conclusions.

982
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:59,400
But if it's just, you know, background noise, you know, I'll watch the movie for two hours

983
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,400
and I'll forget it.

984
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,400
You see, I want to see.

985
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,400
I want to see.

986
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,400
I would want to see Casablanca.

987
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:08,400
And their creator, I forgot her names.

988
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,400
I don't know.

989
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,400
There's a few I've met on it.

990
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:17,040
I want to hear their point of view on everything that went on, the music that went on, the

991
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:23,280
attitudes of their, the people they signed, what they had to do to shake them over.

992
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:27,120
Did they go to Kiss and go, this is cool, but we need more?

993
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:30,480
Because they have to go to Kiss and go, you know what, you need to tail it back just for

994
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,480
right now.

995
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:37,800
I need to know really this stuff here, what their point of view on what happened.

996
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,160
Because we know what Kiss things happen, right?

997
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:44,520
We don't know what the people assigned them things happen.

998
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,520
It's true.

999
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,520
And then I can believe either one of them or go, oh, I'm pretty sure this is what happened

1000
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,240
according to both.

1001
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:53,240
Yeah.

1002
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,240
Anyhow.

1003
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,240
Anyhow.

1004
00:43:55,240 --> 00:44:00,920
Yeah, it's a difference in wanting to learn something or be challenged to buy something

1005
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,520
or think or whether you just want some fluff for a while.

1006
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:09,160
I also think that something like that interests me.

1007
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,680
It may not interest everybody.

1008
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,680
Yeah.

1009
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,840
But it looks really interesting to me.

1010
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,560
Someone else will be like, I don't care what happened.

1011
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:21,440
But the funny thing is they get all defensive when I don't want to watch the movie and they

1012
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,840
act like I'm putting them down for wanting to watch it.

1013
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:25,840
No.

1014
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:30,000
Then they start feeling insecure and start getting angry and defensive about liking the

1015
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
movie.

1016
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,160
It's like, dude, you like it and I don't.

1017
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,160
Who cares?

1018
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,160
It's a big deal.

1019
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,160
Yeah.

1020
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,520
You keep liking it, I keep not liking it and we both love it.

1021
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,520
Yeah.

1022
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:41,520
Yeah.

1023
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:46,400
But I had a guy actually just argue with me because I didn't like the movies he liked

1024
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,560
and he kept going, what's wrong with it?

1025
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,560
I don't like it.

1026
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,800
But a lot of people, that's old millions and millions of people saw it.

1027
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,360
Well, I'm not one of those millions.

1028
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,360
Yeah.

1029
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,360
He couldn't get the idea.

1030
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,720
He was still stuck on it's popular.

1031
00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:01,080
Therefore, it's good and everyone should watch it.

1032
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,000
No, I don't have to.

1033
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
I don't want to.

1034
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
What a room.

1035
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Yeah.

1036
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:10,400
And he even went so far as to say I was going to make it fun, made fun of because I didn't

1037
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,400
watch the movie.

1038
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,400
Yeah.

1039
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,160
I think it was one of the Star Wars movies.

1040
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:21,400
He felt like my social life was over because I couldn't show my face because I didn't see

1041
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,840
and love the certain Star Wars movie that was out.

1042
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:24,840
They took the shark.

1043
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,400
Dude, I don't like Star Wars.

1044
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,400
I never did.

1045
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:31,280
I like the first two.

1046
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,280
First two were okay.

1047
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,400
Then after that, they started going downhill.

1048
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,080
They started putting in the goofy.

1049
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,080
Yeah.

1050
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,680
They started stretching it out, watering it out.

1051
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:40,680
No.

1052
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,880
That whole thing could have been done in two movies.

1053
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:51,080
In the same movie, they have little cutesy baby furry animals that were supposed to laugh

1054
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,640
and go on over.

1055
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:58,640
The very same movie, we have Anakin Skywalker murdering children for political gain.

1056
00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,640
Yes.

1057
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,520
What the fuck kind of movie is this?

1058
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:05,760
Is this a movie for little kids to go aww, cute, fuzzy animals?

1059
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:12,040
Or is this a movie that's about hard political choices and assassination?

1060
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:17,000
That's what in the movie, down is stretching it out.

1061
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
But yeah.

1062
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,360
But why put in the little stuff for little kids if it's not a little kid's movie?

1063
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,840
That's what I don't get.

1064
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,800
He was done with the scripts.

1065
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,160
He wrote everything out.

1066
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:35,400
Then the production company said, well, we want to get this main movies out of there.

1067
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,400
What can you put in there?

1068
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,400
Let's see.

1069
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:38,400
Some playful scenes.

1070
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:46,680
It was suggested that some of those scenes were for comic relief or tension relief because

1071
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:51,280
it's been so, like movies like, are tense and even something to laugh at here.

1072
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:55,920
But don't make it something that appeals to a six year old.

1073
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,640
People in their teens and 20s are watching this movie.

1074
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,640
I know what he's saying.

1075
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:00,640
I never agreed with that idea.

1076
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,840
You might as well have Barney come dancing out on the screen.

1077
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:07,240
It's purple dinosaur outfit.

1078
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,240
Give me something.

1079
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:14,120
Sure, go ahead and have some tension or whatever, but make it humor for young adult to adult

1080
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:18,280
audiences and not romper room shit.

1081
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,600
Which is what a lot of Star Wars 10 turned into.

1082
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:26,840
There's like Jar Jar Binks is there to appeal to seven year olds.

1083
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:30,120
And there's a lot of stuff in the movie that seven year olds shouldn't be watching.

1084
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:34,160
A seven year old should not be watching the movie, period.

1085
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,880
So if they start mixing that in the movie, I don't have any use for the movie.

1086
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,600
It's like make up your mind who this movie is for.

1087
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:47,920
I always do know it and still do view it as filler.

1088
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:52,800
You wouldn't put Sesame Street in as filler in a porno.

1089
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:53,800
It's inappropriate.

1090
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,960
And why do you want children to watch the porno?

1091
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:02,040
Why do you want children to laugh and do the funny filler in the brutal ugly bloody Star

1092
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,040
Wars movie?

1093
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,040
Yeah.

1094
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,040
That's sick.

1095
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,040
Yep.

1096
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,040
I don't know.

1097
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,040
I guess Americans are sick.

1098
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,040
Yeah.

1099
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,040
We're all a bunch of sick folks.

1100
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,040
We are a bunch of sick folks.

1101
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,040
Look around you.

1102
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,040
Yeah.

1103
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,040
Tell me any different.

1104
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:19,160
But you know, if people want to watch that movie and enjoy it, go ahead.

1105
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,200
I'm not saying they should stop making it.

1106
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,640
I'm not going to protest in it.

1107
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,640
I'm just saying I don't want it.

1108
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,760
I don't want a thing to do with it.

1109
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,320
And shut the hell up if you're going to try and make me feel bad about not liking it.

1110
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:30,320
Yeah.

1111
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,320
You go like it.

1112
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,320
I'll stay here and not like it.

1113
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:33,320
We're both fine.

1114
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,320
Yeah.

1115
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,320
I agree.

1116
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,320
Yep.

1117
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:41,760
No, when I've had people like that too, they try to pick a fight with you because you

1118
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,760
don't like what they like.

1119
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:45,760
Yeah.

1120
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:46,760
And they always jump to that.

1121
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,760
Well, it's popular.

1122
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:48,760
Oh, I know.

1123
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,760
Yeah.

1124
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,760
And when they do that, I go, you're right.

1125
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:52,760
You changed my mind.

1126
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:53,760
And they go, no, I didn't.

1127
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:54,760
I go, yeah, you did.

1128
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:59,760
Once you said it was popular, all of a sudden I realized how frivolous I was being.

1129
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:00,760
Thank you.

1130
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,760
I'm going to go watch the show right now.

1131
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:03,760
So I got to go.

1132
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:08,320
When they tell me that first thing I like to do is say, do you like everything that's

1133
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,000
popular?

1134
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Everything that's popular?

1135
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,520
Is that good enough reason to like everything?

1136
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:17,800
You know, it's popular cutting the edge of a trash bag and drinking the juice.

1137
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,960
That's pretty popular right there.

1138
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,520
Yeah, yeah, you're going to go do that.

1139
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:21,520
Yeah.

1140
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:22,520
It's popular.

1141
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:26,880
Millions of people worldwide shoot heroin directly into their veins every day.

1142
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:27,880
It's really popular.

1143
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:28,880
Yeah, go do that.

1144
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,880
It's popular.

1145
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:30,880
Yeah.

1146
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:35,600
So if you're going to tell me I have to because it's popular, so do you.

1147
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:40,600
Well, what I meant was, then we go into that.

1148
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,720
That's the cry of the mentally tiny.

1149
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:45,960
What I meant was, is retracting.

1150
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:46,960
Yes.

1151
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:50,760
You came out with a bold statement, then you got to walk it back.

1152
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,080
And you can't deny what you just said.

1153
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,800
So you have to alter what you meant.

1154
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,800
So you're just going to keep blurting out these bold statements and then have to, well,

1155
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:05,040
that's not true because what I meant was, I'll have that.

1156
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,560
You don't say it until you know what you mean.

1157
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,560
Exactly.

1158
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,560
You gave us all a lot of time and effort.

1159
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,560
Yeah.

1160
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:19,160
So I was watching Disney or saw a commercial for Disney.

1161
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,160
Disney.

1162
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,160
Disney.

1163
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,160
Yeah.

1164
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,920
And I started thinking about the Cinderella story.

1165
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:31,000
Now I don't think Disney invented the Cinderella story, but they certainly gave us the most

1166
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,920
popular version of it.

1167
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,680
They'll say they did.

1168
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:41,600
The plot line is really kind of messed up when you think about it.

1169
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,320
So here's Cinderella.

1170
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:52,000
She's treated as subhuman because she has no money, no family, no husband, works with

1171
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:59,360
her hands, and people treat her like dirt and crap.

1172
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:04,000
The rich and successful people shun her.

1173
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,720
The family, the people around her, her stepmother and her step sisters, they all want to be

1174
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:12,320
rich and successful too.

1175
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:17,880
She wishes and even prays to be just like the people who don't want her and don't want

1176
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,320
anything to do with her, the rich people.

1177
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:29,000
So then the fairy godmother, also representing God, answering your prayers, just makes it

1178
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:35,760
happen without her putting in any work, any effort, without earning anything, she just

1179
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,800
gives it to her.

1180
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:42,160
You're now just like those people you always wanted to be and who don't want you.

1181
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,400
Go live out your fantasy for a night.

1182
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:54,440
So she goes to the ball, but she has to return and return to her life after the night is

1183
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:59,360
over and spends the whole rest of the time wishing she could go back.

1184
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:05,960
A brief view of the good life and now all she wants is to go back.

1185
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:10,200
Now when the prince eventually finds her, does he accept her for who she is?

1186
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,200
No.

1187
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:18,360
He puts the shoe on her, turns her back into the beautiful princess, then he wants her.

1188
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:22,320
So he transforms her back into the princess, then she's good enough for him.

1189
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,280
And then her life gets better again.

1190
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:30,120
Only when she's the rich, successful person is her life good.

1191
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,240
Yikes.

1192
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:40,440
She never seeks acceptance for what she is, always wants to be someone else that involves

1193
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:43,200
having money and spending money.

1194
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:49,720
The ones who tell her the truth and offer her good advice are painted as evil, hateful

1195
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:53,200
and cruel, her stepmother and her stepsisters.

1196
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:59,160
They're basically telling her, we don't have money, we don't have a chance to get any money,

1197
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:03,800
this is kind of where we are in life and it'd be better if you didn't live in a fantasy

1198
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:09,560
world to just kind of get used to it and learn how to exist the way things are.

1199
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:14,280
But in the storyline they're painted as you're so ugly and stupid, no one's ever gonna want

1200
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,880
you and you're never gonna amount to anything.

1201
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:23,520
So they're painted as evil for trying to get her to be happy where she is and not want

1202
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,520
more.

1203
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:29,360
So this is all grooming us to buy our way into happiness, isn't it?

1204
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:30,360
That's right, yep.

1205
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:35,520
So Cinderella's buying her, and the moral of the story is spend your way into happiness.

1206
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:40,120
The people who are rich and who have money, they're happy, they're successful.

1207
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:44,400
Everybody wants to be them, everybody wants to be turned into them.

1208
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:49,160
That's the story of Cinderella, if you're poor and working for a living, you're worthless.

1209
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,640
You gotta be one of the rich, happy people, then you matter.

1210
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,760
And they run their theme parks that way.

1211
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:55,920
That's right.

1212
00:53:55,920 --> 00:54:01,820
They tell people with, you know, kind of regular, ordinary jobs and lives, save up all year

1213
00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:07,600
round, don't save that money for retirement, come to Disney and blow it all here, pretend

1214
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:11,200
you're something you're not and then go home and dream about it until you come back next

1215
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,120
year with your next big wad of cash.

1216
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,280
Yeah, that's, yep, that's Disney.

1217
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,840
They're saying, come live your fantasy, you ordinary, average slob.

1218
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:25,800
Yeah, and if not, then you're just someone that's not memorable at all.

1219
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:31,720
But Disney's done a really good job of painting themselves as friendly, loving, family oriented.

1220
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,120
Oh, they have, yeah.

1221
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:38,840
When they're actually the opposite as far as you can get from the opposite of supporting

1222
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,640
a local family.

1223
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:41,640
Yeah.

1224
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:46,760
You gotta realize that this is how they make their billions of dollars a year, which is

1225
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,760
the only thing they're interested in.

1226
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:54,600
By making you think they love you and care for you, just the way Donald's pretends to.

1227
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,520
The way Burger King pretends to and Coke and Ford.

1228
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:58,680
And all of them do.

1229
00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,680
Yeah.

1230
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:00,680
All of them.

1231
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:01,680
They want your money.

1232
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:02,680
If you're not giving them money, they have no use for it.

1233
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,680
They don't even want to look at you.

1234
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,680
No.

1235
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,080
If you're not going to go.

1236
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:12,680
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1237
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,680
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1238
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,680
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1239
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,120
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1240
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,600
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1241
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,600
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1242
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1243
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1244
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:44,200
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1245
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1246
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1247
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1248
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:05,040
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1249
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:13,600
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1250
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:17,920
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1251
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:22,920
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1252
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:23,920
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1253
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1254
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1255
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,280
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1256
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:40,440
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1257
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,440
Oh shit, what's that over there?

1258
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:51,120
Oh no, it's an island of horrible jokes.

1259
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:57,320
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1260
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:01,320
It's harder to deter gents.

1261
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:21,080
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1262
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:22,080
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1263
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:23,080
All right.

1264
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,080
We're missing our banner, so this is...

1265
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,760
I know, and it sucks because I just almost had a guy.

1266
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,520
He turned around, he walked over here.

1267
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:32,360
Halfway, and then he turned around and started talking to his people.

1268
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,280
I thought he was going to come talk to me.

1269
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:38,520
But at least we have that talk at the first with the Tampa Bay guy, which is pretty cool.

1270
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:39,520
All right.

1271
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:40,520
I have one here.

1272
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:44,800
You hear about the Gadel Mahomes little tuckle?

1273
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,800
No.

1274
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:52,720
I'm surprised Gadel has the balls to be critical of Mahomes because he's making so much money

1275
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:53,720
for the NFL.

1276
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:54,720
He wasn't exactly...

1277
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:55,720
I'll just...

1278
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:56,720
I'll read it.

1279
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:01,720
I wouldn't think he'd want to just appreciate it all on this thing.

1280
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:06,720
He kind of do shade out there and it kind of drifted towards Mahomes, maybe?

1281
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:07,720
Yeah.

1282
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:08,720
I'll let you know.

1283
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:09,720
I'll let you tell him.

1284
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:10,720
Okay.

1285
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:14,520
When a sports reporter tweeted out that the NFL just voted that a team could play more

1286
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:21,040
than one Thursday night game in a season, Hector Mahomes responded with a face palm emoji.

1287
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:22,040
Yeah.

1288
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,040
Makes sense.

1289
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:24,040
Makes sense.

1290
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:28,520
Yeah, the whole reason most players and coaches are not happy with that Thursday night game

1291
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:31,720
is because of short week and limited practice.

1292
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:36,640
Okay, healing time, game time strategy, all of this.

1293
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,760
And not to mention it throws your whole week off.

1294
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:43,440
It's a competitive advantage to everybody in your division, except you.

1295
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,440
It's a disadvantage.

1296
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:45,440
Yeah.

1297
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:50,440
And a good team gets penalized and a bad team is actually rewarded.

1298
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,920
I have an idea of how they want to use this to their advantage.

1299
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,920
Well, they're already talking about flex schedule and they're trying to figure out how to do

1300
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:57,920
that.

1301
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:58,920
Yeah.

1302
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:05,520
I think that imagine a team that they set up their schedule.

1303
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:09,600
They want two Thursday night football games.

1304
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:10,960
So here's how they do it.

1305
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:11,960
They have a bi-week.

1306
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:16,680
When they come back from their bi-week, they have a Thursday night game.

1307
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,440
So then that's no disadvantage there.

1308
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:24,400
Then the next week, they have a second Thursday night game.

1309
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:28,040
And then after that, they get 10 days before they have to play again.

1310
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:31,280
So they never get the short week because they use their bi-week.

1311
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:35,320
And then they get two Thursday night football games.

1312
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,080
That's what I think teams want to do it.

1313
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,080
Yeah.

1314
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:42,120
Because you can manipulate the schedule to where you never have that short week and you

1315
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:46,680
get a couple of Thursday night games and then you get a 10 day break after them.

1316
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:47,680
That's what people want.

1317
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,840
And they get to see better games on Thursday night.

1318
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:51,840
Yeah.

1319
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:54,200
Because the way it is now, every team has to play one.

1320
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:58,880
So Thursday night football games are kind of the dumping ground on the schedule.

1321
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,560
It's like, you know, what do we got left?

1322
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,520
Oh, these two throw them on Thursday night football.

1323
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,240
Well, I mean, here's where the first thing I thought is there are enough games in this

1324
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:07,160
season to support that?

1325
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:08,160
Yeah.

1326
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:09,160
Okay.

1327
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,680
Because there's 16 games, right?

1328
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:11,680
Yeah.

1329
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,160
That'd be eight games.

1330
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:15,640
No, there's 32.

1331
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:16,640
So that's 16 games.

1332
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:17,640
Oh, 16 games.

1333
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:18,640
That's right.

1334
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:22,920
Except it's 15 because Detroit and Dallas always have Thursday night football on Thanksgiving.

1335
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,920
So there's some teams that aren't even going to get one now?

1336
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:25,920
No, they all.

1337
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:26,920
They all are going to get one game.

1338
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,760
Well, how is that physically possible?

1339
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:34,120
Because you take Dallas and Detroit out, at least 30 teams, that's 15 games and you have

1340
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:35,640
a 17 week schedule.

1341
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:36,640
Okay.

1342
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:37,640
Yeah, you're right.

1343
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,640
Okay.

1344
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,840
So, you know, first week and last week, you don't have to have Thursday night games

1345
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,360
or somewhere in there, you can dump a Thursday night game.

1346
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:47,320
Like they usually will dump the last one this season and then they won't have a Thursday

1347
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:48,840
night game during the World Series.

1348
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:49,840
Yeah.

1349
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,480
So now they're going to probably fill those up with games.

1350
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,600
No, I think what they're doing is they're going to let people out.

1351
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,520
It's like, you know, okay, Tampa Bay, you don't have to play any Thursday night games

1352
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,880
this year because Dallas wants to do three of them.

1353
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:04,480
I think that's what they're going to do.

1354
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:05,480
You're right.

1355
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:06,480
You're right.

1356
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:07,480
And that's how they're going to get the extras.

1357
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:10,080
And that's why they're debating it right now.

1358
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,080
Right.

1359
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,080
Because you're entertaining it.

1360
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:13,080
Yeah.

1361
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,080
They already know which angle they're going to take.

1362
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,280
A lot of teams are like, yeah, I don't want Thursday night games.

1363
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:22,800
But then there's other teams like, hey, we can get a 10 day break in the middle of the

1364
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:29,320
season and a bye week and have two national broadcast games.

1365
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:30,320
Why wouldn't they?

1366
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,320
Yeah, they'll do it.

1367
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,320
They will do it.

1368
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:33,320
Yeah.

1369
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:37,080
So I think that's probably what my home's had this face palm about is.

1370
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:38,760
You see where it was going.

1371
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:39,760
Yeah.

1372
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:40,760
The Chiefs will probably get four games.

1373
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:43,200
Somebody figured out a way to make more money doing it.

1374
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,560
So that's why they wanted to have it.

1375
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:48,320
Can you tell me as much as I love the Chiefs, Hunt and Capney wouldn't be like, oh, you

1376
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,320
want us to do three of them?

1377
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:51,320
Okay.

1378
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:54,080
Lamar Hunt was the one who pioneered Thursday night football.

1379
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:55,080
I know.

1380
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,080
Yeah.

1381
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,800
And initially he was like, I want a Thursday night Thanksgiving game.

1382
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:03,680
We got Tuesday, two games during the day on Thanksgiving Thursday.

1383
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:06,560
I want a night game on Thanksgiving Thursday.

1384
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:11,480
And the league said, okay, but we're going to go all year on.

1385
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:17,880
And the Chiefs were one of the two teams doing the first Thursday night football because

1386
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:18,880
of that.

1387
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:19,880
Yeah.

1388
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:20,880
I forget who we played.

1389
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:21,880
It might have been the Chargers.

1390
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:22,880
I think it's the Chargers.

1391
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:23,880
Yeah.

1392
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:24,880
I was going to say it was the Chargers.

1393
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:29,720
But yeah, because it was Lamar Hunt's idea, they had the Chiefs play in the first Thursday

1394
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:30,720
night football game.

1395
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:31,720
I remember that game actually.

1396
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,120
It wasn't really that long ago.

1397
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,080
No, it really wasn't.

1398
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:41,520
Okay, so anyhow, the Chiefs would definitely be a victim of such a schedule.

1399
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:46,320
This would mean that the advantage would definitely go to the weak following opponent.

1400
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:50,440
So right after a good old Roger Goodell got his feelings hurt and responded to Mahomes,

1401
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,440
baseball tweet with his tweet.

1402
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:57,600
The league has not seen a spike in player injuries during Thursday night football games.

1403
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:03,240
And the league is not prioritizing Amazon over the player's safety.

1404
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:06,000
I don't feel we're putting Amazon over our players.

1405
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000
Yeah.

1406
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,600
Why did he go to that suddenly?

1407
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:12,640
Well, it says Amazon's the one that owns Thursday night football rights.

1408
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:15,240
That's not what Mahomes said or insinuated it.

1409
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:19,240
No, but I think that's where Goodell is trying to steer the conversation.

1410
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:20,240
Bingo.

1411
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:24,520
Instead of saying, instead of addressing the real issue and having to address it, he addresses

1412
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,480
a fake issue and defuses it.

1413
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:27,480
Exactly.

1414
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:31,600
And half the people will go, oh, okay, I'm satisfied and they won't think about it anymore.

1415
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,000
That pisses me off more.

1416
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,880
That makes me go, wait a minute, you didn't answer anything.

1417
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,800
As a matter of fact, you opened up a whole other can of shit.

1418
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:39,800
Yeah.

1419
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:42,440
Like you ask your mayor, why has this pothole not been filled?

1420
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:48,200
And he says, well, this curve is in good condition and we're going to keep it that way.

1421
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,200
Yeah.

1422
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,200
That's what Goodell just did.

1423
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,200
Oh, okay.

1424
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,200
The curve's in good condition.

1425
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,200
Everybody leave.

1426
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,200
Yep.

1427
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,200
Yeah.

1428
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,200
That's what Goodell just did.

1429
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,200
Yeah, he squirved everybody out over the other way.

1430
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,720
Look over here to something that's kind of vaguely similar.

1431
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:00,720
Yeah.

1432
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:01,720
And look how I fixed that.

1433
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,720
Yeah.

1434
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:06,640
Well, that's Goodell's job as a commissioner.

1435
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:07,640
No, he's actually...

1436
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,640
He's basically spin doctor for the NFL.

1437
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:13,640
He actually did an excellent job on that because half the people are like, oh, sorry

1438
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:14,640
to bother you.

1439
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,880
I'll let myself out.

1440
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:16,880
Yeah.

1441
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:17,880
Yeah.

1442
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:19,440
And why do people bother to interview him anymore?

1443
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,520
Because you don't get anything truthful out of him.

1444
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:22,520
You don't get anything meaningful.

1445
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:26,000
It's like interviewing the coach after the football game.

1446
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,200
You're going to get the same coach double speak that doesn't mean anything.

1447
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:30,200
I can see right now.

1448
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,200
It's just pointless.

1449
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,200
And I felt that word.

1450
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,200
Yeah.

1451
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:34,200
Goodell.

1452
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:37,200
So what about what is the latest advances of CTE?

1453
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:41,200
Well, yes, you do get a great value here at the NFL.

1454
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,200
Yeah.

1455
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:43,200
Exactly.

1456
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:46,000
But you're not answering my question.

1457
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,800
And parking fees are coming down across the league everywhere.

1458
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:49,800
Yes.

1459
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,800
We're working hard to try to lower the fees even more.

1460
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,320
Then he'll pat you on the head until you run along.

1461
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:57,200
Thank you, little guy.

1462
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,160
There's the door.

1463
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,320
Yeah.

1464
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:05,320
So, you know, as long as people can bet on the NFL, they're going to say, eh, good enough.

1465
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:06,320
Okay.

1466
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:07,320
Yeah, exactly.

1467
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,320
No one cares.

1468
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:09,320
All right.

1469
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,320
I got another one for you.

1470
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,320
Need a little story here?

1471
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:12,320
Sure.

1472
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,320
Terrytown, New York, Associated Press.

1473
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:18,760
A patient stole the ambulance and had taken it to New York City Hospital and took it on

1474
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:24,840
a 25-mile joyride that ended up when state police used a spike strip to stop an authority

1475
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:25,840
center.

1476
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:26,840
Wow.

1477
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:27,840
Taking an ambulance for a joyride.

1478
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:28,840
That's pretty good news.

1479
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:29,840
It must not have been in too bad a shape.

1480
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:33,360
I mean, safe to say, it wasn't like a heart patient.

1481
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,360
No.

1482
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:35,360
Yeah.

1483
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,840
No, like, it's been unfolded early Thursday after a 47-year-old man was taken.

1484
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:43,960
Dang it, everybody's looking, but nobody stops to say.

1485
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:45,480
We should put a chair there.

1486
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:46,480
Yeah, we should.

1487
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,480
We'll do that next time.

1488
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:52,600
We'll make sure to have a chair.

1489
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:58,360
It's then unfolded early Thursday after a 47-year-old man was taken to Mount Sinai Morningside

1490
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,480
Hospital in Manhattan for observation.

1491
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:01,480
Oh, OK.

1492
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:02,480
Oh, OK.

1493
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:05,040
Yeah, so he was probably a space cadet as it began.

1494
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,040
Yeah.

1495
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:07,040
And then he'd go get him.

1496
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,640
He's in there, squirming around.

1497
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:15,040
So anyhow, the ambulance, the incident unfolded Thursday after a 47-year-old man taken him

1498
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:19,960
outside in I. The ambulance that he had ridden in was sitting outside the hospital and locked

1499
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:22,840
and occupied and with the keys and ignition.

1500
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:23,840
Oh, yeah.

1501
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:29,280
When the man left the facility just before 5 AM in New York City Police, most persons

1502
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:32,520
said, I might have even done that.

1503
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:33,520
Yeah.

1504
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:36,120
The man got in and drove off.

1505
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:37,120
Police said, well, no shit.

1506
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:38,120
Yeah.

1507
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,120
Is that what he did?

1508
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,120
He looked in there and said, hey, everything's in place.

1509
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:42,120
I'm gone.

1510
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:43,120
Yeah.

1511
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:46,120
His ambulances have a lot of pharmaceuticals in them, too.

1512
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:47,120
Oh, yeah.

1513
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:48,720
They probably didn't tell about that.

1514
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:49,720
Yeah.

1515
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:51,320
Even just the empty syringes you can sell.

1516
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,320
Oh, shit, yeah.

1517
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:53,320
Yeah.

1518
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:58,320
The ambulance was tracked by GPS setting, more through West Chester County on Interstate

1519
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,720
87, Police said.

1520
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:04,520
State troopers spotted the ambulance through Tarry Town and tried to stop it.

1521
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:09,000
The New York State Police said in the news release, the driver failed to stop.

1522
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000
The troopers gave chase, Police said.

1523
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:15,600
The runaway ambulance was finally stopped when troopers put a tire spiking device on

1524
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,600
the Murillo M Cuomo Bridge.

1525
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,600
Mario, not Murillo.

1526
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:20,600
Mario M Cuomo.

1527
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:21,600
Yeah, that douchebag.

1528
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:25,400
And he has a whole lineage of douchebags.

1529
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:29,080
He's not related to Super Mario or the Mario brothers.

1530
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:30,080
No, no, no.

1531
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,080
He'd be cool then.

1532
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,080
No, he would be very cool if he was related to them.

1533
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,080
He not cool?

1534
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,080
He is.

1535
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:36,080
Yeah.

1536
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:39,600
Sorry, it looked like an A here, Mario, not Murillo.

1537
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:46,000
Okay, anyhow, the bridge that spans Hudson River Police said, the ambulance tried, tires

1538
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,360
deflated when the man tried to cross the bridge.

1539
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:53,360
The man was arrested on charges of gluted grand larceny, criminal possession of stolen

1540
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:58,760
property, a lawfully fleeing a police officer in a motor vehicle, driving while intoxicated.

1541
01:07:58,760 --> 01:07:59,760
Oh, okay.

1542
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:04,080
Police said information on his attorney wasn't immediately available.

1543
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,080
That means we're paying for it now.

1544
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:07,080
Yeah.

1545
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:09,680
Well, you had an ambulance's worth a lot of money.

1546
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:11,640
That's definitely grand larceny there.

1547
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:14,080
A spokesperson for the hospital had no comment.

1548
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:16,680
I don't suppose there needed to be one.

1549
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:20,400
Yeah, there's probably going to be the lawsuit over it so they don't want to say anything.

1550
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:24,160
Yeah, well, anyhow, got another little tidbit here.

1551
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,360
Okay, then I got one.

1552
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:29,200
Phoenix Arizona Associated Press.

1553
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:34,080
The owners of the Dairy Queen and the Phoenix remain perplexed and slightly amused as to

1554
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:37,680
why someone would steal the giant red spoon that adorned their restaurant.

1555
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:38,680
Oh, okay.

1556
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:39,680
Giant red spoon, yeah.

1557
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:43,680
Yeah, I don't have, you know, they have those red spoons of Dairy Queen.

1558
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:45,960
Yeah, it's like the tasting spoon for the...

1559
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:46,960
Yeah.

1560
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:48,960
The ice cream or whatever.

1561
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:55,160
Yeah, but yeah, it's a giant red spoon and I saw it as cool looking spoon.

1562
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:56,960
It's on the whole side of the Dairy Queen.

1563
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,960
It's probably maybe 14 foot tall.

1564
01:08:58,960 --> 01:08:59,960
Nice.

1565
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:00,960
I'm like, yeah, it's really neat.

1566
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:05,000
It's just, it is like right up against the side of it and it's just, it's cool looking.

1567
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,680
Probably people stop there and take pictures and get a blizzard.

1568
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:08,680
Yeah.

1569
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:09,680
Move on.

1570
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:11,680
We were kind of set but then we're puzzled.

1571
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:15,920
Paula Carla said Wednesday, what are they going to do with a spoon?

1572
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,920
Yeah, that's probably some stoner's room.

1573
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:24,920
Yeah, yeah, he's got the strobe light on it and he's growing his mushrooms in the corner.

1574
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:25,920
Yes.

1575
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,920
I mean, it cooked me up in a spoonful of heroin here.

1576
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:29,920
Yeah.

1577
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:30,920
In the big world's biggest spoon.

1578
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:35,920
Oh man, I sure hope I'm careful with this big of spoon.

1579
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:43,800
She and her husband, Ramon Carla, said the spoon snatching occurred sometime between

1580
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:49,280
late Friday and early Saturday, the 15, okay, it wasn't 14 foot, the 15 foot tall spoon stood

1581
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:56,000
against the side of the building with a handle nestled in an opening of a roof, a roof bent.

1582
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,400
So they didn't have a bolted down, it was just sitting there.

1583
01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:00,200
It was just inside there, yeah.

1584
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:03,200
You were just asking for it then.

1585
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:07,720
Their surveillance camera caught two people appearing to manipulate the screws that held

1586
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:13,280
the spoon to a base and then taken off with a small, on a small motorbike.

1587
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:14,280
Nice.

1588
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,280
Yeah.

1589
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:18,280
Cruising down the road on a little Vespa with a 14 foot spoon.

1590
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:21,280
How did they not get busted just there?

1591
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:23,280
A giant spoon on a motorbike.

1592
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,280
That's awesome.

1593
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:28,280
Don't you think someone would be like, hey, maybe we need to go check these people out?

1594
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:32,600
People, I've seen things so weird that something like that probably wouldn't even turn in my

1595
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:33,600
head anymore.

1596
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:39,840
And yeah, Ramon said one of the owners, they were so precise about it, they had done it

1597
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:45,160
like they'd done it before, they just wiggled their way through and made sure the spoon was

1598
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,160
not damaged.

1599
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:50,360
A couple reported the theft to the Phoenix police.

1600
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:51,360
No suspects.

1601
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,760
No leads on the spoon.

1602
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:57,840
No leads on the spoon.

1603
01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,840
Giant forks are now very worried.

1604
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:00,840
Yes.

1605
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:04,160
Pictures at 11.

1606
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:07,320
Here's a nice good example of how things have changed.

1607
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:08,320
Yes.

1608
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:16,520
I remember the other day I was unwrapping something and it was wrapped in a newspaper from August

1609
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:17,680
of 1962.

1610
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,400
Oh, wow.

1611
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:26,320
So 60 years ago, basically, just about, a little over 60.

1612
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:34,120
To give you some perspective, there was an article talking about the first year anniversary

1613
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:36,120
of the Berlin Wall.

1614
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:37,120
Uh-huh.

1615
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:39,800
That's how long ago this was.

1616
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:44,600
But the really interesting part was reading the classified ads of the newspaper.

1617
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:45,920
This was a Kansas City newspaper.

1618
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,280
Is there still any classified ads anymore?

1619
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:49,280
I really don't know.

1620
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:50,280
I don't know either.

1621
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:51,280
I don't get to star anymore.

1622
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:52,280
They're a piece of shit paper.

1623
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,000
I don't know how to support them.

1624
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:59,920
But the classified ads were, the word classified comes from, it was, they were arranged by

1625
01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:01,400
what you wanted.

1626
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:08,320
Like you could put in advertisements for if you had a house to rent or a house to sell.

1627
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:12,120
You could put in ads for if you had a car to sell or wanted to buy pets.

1628
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:16,920
There were ads for horses and livestock.

1629
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:20,160
I got really interested in the ones that were health wanted.

1630
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:26,080
They had separate categories, health wanted male, health wanted female.

1631
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:28,880
So there's a big difference from 60 years ago.

1632
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,000
Wow.

1633
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:35,400
They had separate lists in the health wanted section for men and for women.

1634
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,640
Gender separation in the health wanted ads.

1635
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:38,640
Wow.

1636
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:40,440
You could never have that now to answer.

1637
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,440
No, no.

1638
01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:45,120
If an employer called up and said, I want to put an ad in but men only, they'd say, no,

1639
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,120
you can't do that.

1640
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:47,120
I actually remember that though.

1641
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:50,640
This is only for a male only.

1642
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:53,120
This is only for a female only.

1643
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:54,120
Yeah.

1644
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:59,680
So, and by the start of looking through the ads, the ads for the men, it was like, R

1645
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:05,640
tender, laborer, the stockyards were still a big thing back then.

1646
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:08,200
So there's a lot of stuff going with them.

1647
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:12,040
Construction, a lot of physical labor.

1648
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:15,480
So then I looked under the health wanted for women.

1649
01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:22,320
It was 90% clerical typist, secretarial and about 10% babysitting.

1650
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,560
I believe that.

1651
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:28,160
But here was the real kicker on the health wanted for women.

1652
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:32,200
They would specify that they wanted a white woman.

1653
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,200
Wow.

1654
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:34,200
Yeah.

1655
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:39,040
It was so weird to read in the classified ads of the Kansas City Star, what said, health

1656
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:44,000
wanted woman typist, white only.

1657
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,000
Wow.

1658
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,000
Wow.

1659
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:50,600
60 years ago and they were still doing that.

1660
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,360
A very few ads that would actually say.

1661
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,720
Not just that they're doing that but they're getting away with it.

1662
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:55,720
Yeah.

1663
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:57,240
It was just an ordinary thing that they would do.

1664
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,960
It was like accepted as like, oh, he just wanted white.

1665
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:00,960
Okay.

1666
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:01,960
All right.

1667
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:02,960
Well good luck.

1668
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:07,360
There were even some ads that would say, you know, health wanted clerk.

1669
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:10,360
Then they would say white or color.

1670
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:11,360
Wow.

1671
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:12,360
Yeah.

1672
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:18,640
It was so shocking to see that in the health wanted ad straight out telling him, you have

1673
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:20,360
to be woman, you have to be white.

1674
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:21,360
Wow.

1675
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:22,360
Isn't that something?

1676
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:23,360
That is something.

1677
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,360
Yeah.

1678
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:29,160
I was about a year old then so, you know, I was alive at that point.

1679
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:32,000
But just the idea of something like that happened.

1680
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:36,600
But you know, a newspaper like that should be taken to public schools and showed and

1681
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:40,560
said, look, look how far we've come.

1682
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:45,360
There's no, I don't know, they're, rather than show people how far we've come, it's

1683
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:49,720
more popular to say, look how much farther we have yet to go.

1684
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:54,480
I still think that that is historically valuable to see something like that.

1685
01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:55,480
Oh, I do too.

1686
01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:56,480
Yeah.

1687
01:14:56,480 --> 01:15:00,680
Well, it kind of puts it in perspective about how far we've come and what they did get away

1688
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:01,680
with doing.

1689
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:02,680
Yeah.

1690
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:03,680
Wow.

1691
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:04,680
Yeah.

1692
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:05,680
That was something else.

1693
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:16,800
Did you know that a scientist conducted an Oreo test to see the best way to twist off

1694
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:17,800
an Oreo?

1695
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:18,800
Well, somebody had to.

1696
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:19,800
Yeah, that's true.

1697
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:20,800
All right.

1698
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:25,800
So it's called the Great Cookie Twist.

1699
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:33,640
And these are, let's see, boy, this has been a couple of weeks since, okay, because the

1700
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:42,480
MIT department of mechanical engineering looks like it was in Ohio.

1701
01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:48,760
Does a, okay, what they did was they took various types of Oreos stuffed, double stuffed,

1702
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:49,760
different flavors.

1703
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:51,760
Oh, yeah, flavors would make a difference.

1704
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:52,760
Yeah.

1705
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:59,280
And they have this contraption and to spare all the boring stuff in here because I should

1706
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:02,280
have proofread it and did my own article.

1707
01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:07,160
So I'm just going to try to add a little bit and just forget this article because I know

1708
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:08,680
it because they had pictures and everything.

1709
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:10,240
It's a little bit harder to describe.

1710
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:11,760
We don't need the engineering details.

1711
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:12,760
No, we don't.

1712
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:16,160
So they came up with this, it was like a platform.

1713
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:18,960
And on this platform was a spindle.

1714
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:19,960
Yeah.

1715
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:25,680
Okay, the spindle held the cookie and let it twirl at the same time.

1716
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:26,680
Okay.

1717
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:27,680
Okay.

1718
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:29,680
They did multiple spins.

1719
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:31,040
Oh, okay.

1720
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:36,280
And they removed the top cookie from the stuffing.

1721
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:37,280
Okay.

1722
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:42,560
So they came out with an exact equation of the best way to, but there's no perfect way.

1723
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:46,520
And they figured out there's no perfect way to remove the top cookie and leave the stuffing

1724
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:47,520
intact.

1725
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:50,640
I guess you'd have to do both clockwise and counterclockwise.

1726
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,640
Yes.

1727
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:52,800
Lifting straight off.

1728
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:53,800
Yes.

1729
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:54,800
All those, yeah.

1730
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:56,480
Yes, all of this.

1731
01:16:56,480 --> 01:17:01,600
And so this study actually took over a year.

1732
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,040
I think they would have probably have to do it at different temperatures too.

1733
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,680
They did too, yes.

1734
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:12,280
They did all of this and they discovered that room temperature oreos at a certain speed,

1735
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,280
it was like, it was a really slow speed.

1736
01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:25,280
And basically counterclockwise you will get 85% of your stuffing, 70% of the time.

1737
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:26,280
Okay.

1738
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:27,280
That makes sense.

1739
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:33,080
You do it slowly so the inertia doesn't have time to hold the stuffing in place.

1740
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:35,360
The torque has time to act on it.

1741
01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:36,360
Yeah.

1742
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:38,320
And on that article, it had all the percentages and all that.

1743
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:39,320
I'm not going to do that.

1744
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:40,320
Yeah.

1745
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:45,360
So someone spent over a year figuring this out in MIT and Ohio.

1746
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:46,360
And...

1747
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:50,960
Well, that's good because if I want to tear my oreo in half, I want to reliably know

1748
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:55,960
that I'm going to get all the stuff on one side or another.

1749
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:56,960
Yeah.

1750
01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:57,960
So there you go.

1751
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:01,240
This is vital information for people who eat oreo cookies.

1752
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:02,240
Yeah.

1753
01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:03,240
Yep.

1754
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,240
So there you go.

1755
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:06,240
Wow.

1756
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:11,080
Did you, on a non-related story, well, kind of.

1757
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:14,480
I mean, we're going from cookies to chewing gum.

1758
01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:15,480
Oh, okay.

1759
01:18:15,480 --> 01:18:20,320
Rubber Downing Jr. had a piece of gum that he was chewing.

1760
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:27,760
And anyhow, in the Iron Man Marvel comics, it doesn't say which Iron Man there's so

1761
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:28,760
many of them.

1762
01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:29,760
Yeah.

1763
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:34,760
I think it's like, if you watch the movies and watch him talking, you can sometimes see

1764
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:37,320
the gum in his mouth because he was constantly chewing gum.

1765
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:38,320
Yeah.

1766
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:41,800
So they have footage of him throwing this gum out and the guy actually picking it up.

1767
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,960
So that's how he's saying this is the gum.

1768
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:46,760
He picked the gum up and he put it in a wrapper.

1769
01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:47,760
Ah, okay.

1770
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:50,560
Yeah, that's what I'm saying too.

1771
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:54,440
But when you hear how much money he got for it, you're not going to be doing that.

1772
01:18:54,440 --> 01:18:59,120
We're a New York Post and eBay user claims to have gotten a hold of the actor's gum used

1773
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:00,120
at the...

1774
01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:01,960
Well, I mean, he claimed it didn't...

1775
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:07,840
I mean, assuming he didn't do the old switcheroo, this is a gummy selling because it is.

1776
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:12,800
And then they did a test to confirm just to prove, okay, so he did prove it is.

1777
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:15,080
He didn't switch a room on it.

1778
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:17,720
They did a DNA test to confirm it is.

1779
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:22,600
Rubber Downing Jr. saliva on this gum.

1780
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:25,200
That's so awesome.

1781
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:28,600
They did a DNA test.

1782
01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:31,200
And this is what he put in this eBay ad.

1783
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:35,440
Hello, I happened to be in the area during the event in which had famous actor and producer

1784
01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:39,880
John Favreau being added to the Hollywood Walk of Fame during the event.

1785
01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:40,880
Robert Downing Jr.

1786
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:43,000
Oh, it wasn't on the set.

1787
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,000
It wasn't on the set.

1788
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,000
It was just him chewing it.

1789
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:46,000
Okay.

1790
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,240
I completely misunderstood it.

1791
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:48,720
So it wasn't movie chewed.

1792
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:51,560
No, it was just regular, ordinary...

1793
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:54,800
I'm standing by watching the producer get into it.

1794
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:55,800
Yeah, so...

1795
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:56,800
Okay.

1796
01:19:56,800 --> 01:20:02,680
And he had Downing Jr. himself put his gum on the star and presumably left it there,

1797
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:04,360
which I was able to snag.

1798
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:09,920
I'm selling it in the same condition I got it in and it can be tested for his DNA, the

1799
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,480
listing on eBay reads.

1800
01:20:11,480 --> 01:20:17,160
The eBay listing for the piece of gum has now started bid over 40,000.

1801
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:19,840
The actual end April 1st.

1802
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:26,040
According to ABC7.com, the gum will be shipped in a plastic container to the lucky bidder.

1803
01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:27,920
I say stupid bidder.

1804
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:33,120
Meanwhile, bizarre news has left some interest to internet users disgusted.

1805
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:37,920
One user on Twitter wrote, I don't care who the person is, I'd never spend on someone's

1806
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,760
gum that's covered in their saliva.

1807
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:41,840
Y'all got to keep it in a jar.

1808
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:42,840
Yeah.

1809
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:45,600
Another said, okay, this is just nasty.

1810
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:46,600
So...

1811
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:47,600
Yeah.

1812
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:48,600
Well, here...

1813
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:50,760
I'm not a fan, but...

1814
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:58,880
So what the guy can do is he can have his auction and he sells that wad of gum with the authenticity

1815
01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:02,240
note or whatever to the winning bidder.

1816
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:08,000
And then he contacts people privately and says, yeah, that wasn't the real one.

1817
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,500
I still got the real one.

1818
01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:10,500
You want to buy it?

1819
01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:13,040
And they go, oh yeah, I'll buy it.

1820
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:17,120
Except he's going to call about 20 different people and send them eats this faked up wad

1821
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:18,120
of gum.

1822
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:19,120
Yeah, what are they going to do?

1823
01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:20,120
Go have it analyzed.

1824
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:23,640
They're going to do a DNA test where they know what Robert Downey's DNA looks like.

1825
01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:24,640
They don't.

1826
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:25,640
They don't.

1827
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:30,640
So yeah, he can sell under the table as many versions of that wad of gum that he wants.

1828
01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:31,640
I'll bet you anything he will too.

1829
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:32,640
Why wouldn't he?

1830
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:33,640
Yeah, why wouldn't he?

1831
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:36,120
The person's already dumb enough to buy it.

1832
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:38,920
There's a similar scam going on right now.

1833
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:43,840
You've seen the ads is you can send in a certain amount of money and they will send you a chunk

1834
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:47,400
of wood from the wood stock stage.

1835
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:51,240
And it's in this like medallion, looks like a peace sign or whatever.

1836
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:57,880
They've already sold more chunks than there possibly could have been wood from the stage.

1837
01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:02,240
They've already gone through two stages worth of wood and they're still selling it.

1838
01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:10,000
So you know at least half the people who've bought it have got fake, if not all.

1839
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:15,560
There are so many churches around the world that claim to have a part of the true cross

1840
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:18,440
that Christ was crucified on.

1841
01:22:18,440 --> 01:22:22,000
If they were all correct and they added up all that wood, it would make about a dozen

1842
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,440
crosses.

1843
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:26,040
So most of them are wrong.

1844
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:29,320
But how do you tell?

1845
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:33,120
There are also a number of churches around the world who claim to have the foreskin of

1846
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:35,440
Jesus when he was circumcised.

1847
01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:38,080
Because Jesus was Jew.

1848
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:42,040
Now if they added up all the foreskin that all these churches claim to have and claim

1849
01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:45,440
the authentic, that's enough for about a dozen people.

1850
01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:47,720
So yeah.

1851
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:52,720
So this chewing gum, it's a long list of you think you know what it is, but you're buying

1852
01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:57,000
a fake.

1853
01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:00,680
Two monkey fuckers and a toaster will be right back.

1854
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:02,880
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1855
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1856
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1857
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1858
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1859
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:13,440
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1860
01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:17,800
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1861
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:18,800
You got it.

1862
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:19,800
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1863
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:20,800
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1864
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:23,120
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1865
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:26,320
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1866
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1867
01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:32,120
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1868
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:35,720
Hey, where'd her bag go?

1869
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:39,680
Where'd the douchebag go?

1870
01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:45,800
Oh my god, someone took it dumped in the corner.

1871
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:46,800
Oh jeez.

1872
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:47,800
Glad they're gone.

1873
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:48,800
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1874
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:49,800
Man, that smells.

1875
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:50,800
Oh, I'm glad they're gone.

1876
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:51,800
I'm glad they're gone.

1877
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:52,800
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1878
01:23:52,800 --> 01:24:10,640
Man, that smells.