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Fun Fact Number One.

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According to the FBI, at any given time there are 25 serial killers active in the US.

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As they get caught, more crop up.

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So at any given time, there's 25 serial killers out there.

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That's a lot.

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That's more than I thought.

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It's believable but unbelievable.

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How sad.

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Here's another fun fact, 60% of people with bipolar disorder are unemployed.

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60-60% that have been diagnosed with bipolar are unemployed.

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That's just diagnosed?

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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It's that powerful.

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We've got to do more about mental health in this country unless we want to support a bunch

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of unemployed people.

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Oh no, no, no.

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Why do anything about it?

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Because we're just going to throw money at it.

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That's what the government does.

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Oh no, no, no.

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We're not going to throw money at it the right way.

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We're just going to give these people money to just go be bipolar.

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You know, it makes no sense to deny them employment and then have to take care of them through

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unemployment, social services, etc.

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I know a lot of these people want to work and there's things they can do.

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What's interesting is...

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But employers just need to make more accommodations, I think.

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They do go out of their way to hire people with Asperger's and also...

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What's the other one?

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Autism?

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Autism.

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Employers do because I've worked with both types of people.

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They put them in situations to where they can succeed.

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Yeah, that's the important part.

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Yeah.

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So I don't know why we couldn't figure out a system for bipolar.

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You know, like if things get really tough, they need a system and exit strategy.

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Like, hey, I'm having a really bad day and I think I'm going to snap.

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So have a quiet room.

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I don't know.

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There's all different types of things that they can do, therapies, whatever.

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You know, I don't know why they're not taking initiative with this type of statistic.

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It doesn't make sense.

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Part of it, I don't know how much of a problem this is, but part of it is being bipolar is

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not a visible disability.

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No, it is a lot of it and then a lot of people probably don't talk about it until the hindsight.

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Well, the biggest problem they have is it's on bipolar or people could be using it as

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a crutch and an excuse.

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Well think of it this way.

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If a customer walks into a store and sees a person running the cash register who has

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one arm or is blind, they're likely to think, oh, this is nice of this store to make sure

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this person is able to have a job and work and blah blah.

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But you'll walk right past a person who's bipolar and not even know it because it's

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not visible.

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That's true.

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So the store doesn't get PR credit for hiring that person.

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Yeah, that's true.

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That's not the only reason, but I'm sure that's part of it.

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Oh, we could hire this guy in a wheelchair or we could hire this guy who's bipolar.

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Let's hire the guy in the wheelchair because people will go, aww.

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I can definitely see an HR department doing that.

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I can too.

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I can too.

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The first responders to 9-11 and the survivors of 9-11.

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Yes.

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More of them have died since 9-11 than all the people who died in the attacks.

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I can believe it with all the health issues.

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But I'm hearing from the toxic smoke and fumes from the crash site, which Congress voted

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down aid for over and over and over again.

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Thank you, Congress.

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Fucking assholes.

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So what was it like?

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I expect nothing else from Congress, actually.

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They're that type of fucking assholes.

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It was right around 2,000 people who died, I think.

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But since then, more than that have died from the effects of the fumes.

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If we had half a brain in this country, we'd throw everyone those fucking pieces of shit

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out.

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I know.

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It just stuns me how these politicians stay in office and get reelected.

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There can't be anything honest about the election system.

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These creeps get reelected over and over again.

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Oh, I agree.

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Alright.

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The U.S. military kill to death ratio.

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How many enemy soldiers get killed before one American soldier gets killed?

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I would hope it'd be 50 to 1.

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1,500 to 1.

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Wow.

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That is good.

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You have 1,500...

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We'll need that against the Chinese.

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Yeah, that's true.

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You're 1,500 times more likely to survive if you're an American armed forces than any

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other country going against the Americans.

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But you know, the thing that America did that a lot of countries didn't do is figure out

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ways to fight and kill the enemy without risking soldiers.

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Yeah, they've done that.

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You use machines and technology that can be built and replaced.

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Drones are awesome, man.

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Drones go in there.

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They have facial recognition.

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They have heat seeking.

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So let's say someone's way up in a cave somewhere.

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Also...

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Hey, what's that?

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Done.

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Gone.

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And then the drone leaves and comes back.

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Shows footage of him blowing the piss out of him.

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It's kind of like a pet dog that went and got the squirrel out of your backyard and

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brought it back to you.

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See?

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This is a drone.

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The drone's like...

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When I was growing up learning history, I was told that the lack of airplanes was crucial

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in defeating the German Air Force.

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The Americans and the British were shooting them down faster than Germans could make them.

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But that wasn't really the truth.

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That was the sanitized truth that they taught to the grade schoolers.

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The real truth was the pilots were being killed faster than they could be replaced.

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For every German airplane shot down, a German pilot died.

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And you can build a new plane in a few days.

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You can't train a pilot in a few days.

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No, that's the problem.

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So when the war ended, there were hundreds of German fighters sitting on the ground with

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no pilot to fly them.

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Because we killed them all.

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I thought it was funny, Southwest sent out an email to all of its valued customers the

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other day saying about how they're enhancing their technology and stuff.

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I kept thinking, all this is great, but if you don't have people to operate it, where

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the fuck are you?

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Yeah.

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I wanted to send an email back.

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I was like, no, they'll get my answer when I run my points out.

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Yeah.

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Oh, we're doing this, we're doing this technology and that.

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It's like, no, no, no, no, no.

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The problem is you guys don't have people.

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Yeah.

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They don't have the pilots, they don't have the co-pilots, the engineers, all the other

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flight crew.

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They don't have enough flight attendants, the ground personnel, air traffic control,

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which is run by the government, doesn't have enough people.

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No, I know they have a loaf of shit there.

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Yeah.

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And they threw a whole bunch of sugar on it and said, here's your cake.

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So anyhow.

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And they're telling the flying public, everyone dive in.

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Yeah.

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And it's kind of like, I don't know, man.

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I mean, right now it's just, it's like the wild west again.

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Southwest is responsible for itself.

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Yeah, definitely.

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But there are a lot of other problems that are beyond them also.

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So.

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All right.

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All right.

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Here's my next fun fact.

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All right.

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25% of California's air pollution blows in from China.

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I've read that.

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Yeah.

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So you look at California and think, oh, those smog breathing assholes.

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Actually, they've done so much to eliminate smog control.

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And a lot of it is, it's beyond them.

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There's nothing they can do.

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But what a nice wake up call for everybody.

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Oh, the stuff we do here does affect other people.

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And the stuff they do over there does affect us after all.

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And they don't care over there.

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Yeah.

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If they had a way they could do it, they'd blow more over here.

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China could sit over there and crank out the most noxious cancer causing, birth defect

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causing fumes ever to coat this country and they'd thumb their noses at us and say, make

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us stop.

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Yeah.

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And we're not going to.

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Yeah.

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We can't make them stop.

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The US owes them way too much money.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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Man.

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All the money we owe them.

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Imagine you're in grade school and the bully is not only picking on you, but you owe them

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a grand.

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And the interest keeps going up every week.

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Yep.

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That's China.

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Is the bully that we owe a lot of money to.

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They're just over there laughing.

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They're just biding their time.

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Oh yeah.

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They're like, you guys are imploding and we're sitting here smoking cigars.

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You know, it used to be the mutually assured destruction of, you know, Soviet Union and

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the US.

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If someone launched their missiles, the other would and they ever get wiped out.

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Now it's the economic mutually assured destruction.

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China could call in their loans on the US and bankrupt us, but then we'd bank, we would

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cause a global.

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That's the only reason they're doing it right now is because they can.

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The only reason they fund us is because it's the only way to really keep this little squirrel

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cage going.

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As soon as China figures out how to survive that, they'll do it.

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As soon as they figure out how to bankrupt us and come out clean on the other side, they'll

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do it.

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I think it's already been done to an extent.

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Oh, there've been little tests.

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There have been little tests.

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Some could look at COVID as a test.

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Yes.

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Can't handle a pandemic, a tragedy, a change to our lifestyle.

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Look at the way it was handled already.

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Okay.

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You got Dr. Fucky over there.

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That stupid son of a bitch in my opinion.

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Can't handle a candy and fucking handles fucking ball sack.

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That guy fucking flubbed everything up so much and fucked everything up.

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He should be in prison.

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Number one, they take this fucking research, gain of function research, and they take something

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that's in an animal and jump it into a human.

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Then when it was outlawed over here, they take that shit and they take it over to China

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because it was outlawed over here.

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Then they say, you have China going, it's your virus.

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Then we have one, oh, it's your virus.

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It came from you.

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Both of them are right.

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We invented the motherfucker.

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We shipped it over there to perfect it and then they let it go.

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That's another good example of how a global government and global laws could be a pretty

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good idea because then this wouldn't have happened.

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They couldn't have moved it to somewhere where it was legal to do.

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I see what you're saying.

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I think it would have still happened.

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Yeah.

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Well, it would prevent some of this stuff.

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Maybe the timing might be a little bit different, but we have enough fucking idiots that do

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this shit for profit.

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They will find a place to do it.

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But anyhow, let's move on.

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The Los Angeles water system leaks and it leaks like crazy.

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They could solve a lot of their water shortages by not having the leaking.

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It leaks 228 billion gallons of water a year.

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So yeah, they could solve a lot of their problems.

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They could solve all of it because that's how much Los Angeles needs every year.

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They have to pump twice as much through their system because they lose half.

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Then why don't they do it?

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They don't have the money.

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They don't have the money to fix... You know what?

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Weed taxes, California.

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Weed taxes.

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Upgrade your water system.

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You can't tell me California doesn't have billions in weed taxes on hand.

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I don't have enough faith in those idiots running that place over there.

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That's true.

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They get the weed taxes and they would blow it on something stupid.

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They'd say, hey, let's buy all the fucking bums tuxedos.

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Yeah, that's a great idea.

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Doesn't that figure they leak as much as they need every year?

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Let's give everybody a gold ring.

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Yeah, that sounds great.

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Yeah, that'll solve everybody's problems.

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Wee, everything's helpful.

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Look, everybody's happy.

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They got their new gold ring.

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They're spending too much money polishing the turd instead of scooping the turd out

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of the litter box and throwing it away.

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Yes.

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Yep.

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All righty.

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Let's see, in American women, 63.2% of white women are obese.

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77.2% Hispanic.

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82% black women are obese.

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Wow.

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So there's a big racial difference in the obesity rates in this country.

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Okay, there's different parts of this too.

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Yeah.

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And I got to figure out how to say it right.

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I'm friends with a lot of African Americans.

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Their body structure is different.

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They have more muscle.

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It appears to me like they have more muscle.

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This muscle, according to their height, does not parlay as muscle according to the diagram

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because this particular guy that I used to work with didn't have one ounce of fat on

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him, but because of his height and his weight was considered obese.

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Not just obese, but morbidly, and there wasn't hardly an ounce of fat on the guy.

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Yeah, the estimations, I mean like for my height-

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I would take it African American women are probably about the same too.

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Well, for my height, I'm supposed to weigh 173 pounds, but I would be really skinny.

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If I put on decent muscle mass, that's around the 10 pounds, but I would show up on the

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stat as being overweight, most like Tyree Kill.

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His body fat is probably minuscule.

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There's almost none.

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Yeah, but he would probably be considered obese.

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Because he's got so much muscle and muscle-based more than fat that his muscle mass, just if

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you weighed him and measured his height, you'd say, oh yeah, he's obese, but he's not.

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That's exactly what I'm saying.

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Because my friend that I worked with for many years, he was in the morbidly obese, and he

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was the only guy in that whole fucking place that didn't have an inch to pinch.

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Take these facts and statistics with a grain of salt.

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There's probably a lot of truth to a lot of it.

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There's probably a certain amount, but the amount isn't 72%.

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You wouldn't think.

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If you want to look at it from the point of view of the anthropologist, they study humans

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and human civilizations and stuff.

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You take a look at historically white areas of the globe, where colder climates.

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And historically, the parts of the globe where blacks and Hispanics were living, the Native

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Americans, there was a lot of hotter countries.

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You can see in various common animals that they grow and develop differently in hot climates

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than they do in cold climates.

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It makes sense that humans did too.

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I think we've probably got a little holdover from that, because anymore it doesn't really

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matter how your body is designed.

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You live wherever you want to live.

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Cold climate, hot climate, whatever.

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But generally speaking, shorter and more compact means able to handle the heat better.

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Bigger and able to put on more weight means you can handle the cold better.

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But I think that all gets thrown out the door when food becomes really plentiful for everybody

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everywhere.

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So people can eat as much as they want, anytime they want, if they have the money for it.

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The realistic dietitians and doctors stuffing up to this, a lot of great food cheap is the

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problem.

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We live in a society where even the fucking skids are overweight.

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What I wanted to say is these obesity rates, you don't look at it as specifically, more

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black women are obese, so that means they get obese faster.

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It could be that they are marketed to more efficiently.

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I would say probably, yes.

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People are selling crap food to that group more effectively.

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They're eating food that makes them put on weight faster than if they were eating them

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healthier.

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So you can't look at them and say, here's the reason, it's just this.

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But no, it could be maybe fast food really hammers the message home to a certain group

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and they wind up being more obese because of it.

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Or having higher risks of heart failure, heart disease, diabetes, etc.

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I would agree.

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I think that all of everything that we just mentioned would take that number of 72 down

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considerably.

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But anyhow, I do think there's underlying problem there, but there's a problem with

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all of American obesity anyhow.

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And then also you look across the country, the places where there are food deserts, where

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there's no food to be bought, there are no grocery stores.

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Predominantly those are not white areas.

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No, they're not.

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Those are areas where people of color live.

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So they are given fewer choices of good food, healthy food.

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Well, let me put it like this.

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You can find this right here in Camp City.

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Let's say you're going to Paseo Boulevard.

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Alright, and you're like 33rd.

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No grocery stores, but there's a couple of quickie marts.

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Go inside those quickie marts.

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What's in there?

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Hot dogs, pizzas, snacks, candy bars.

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You're spending twice as much on paid food.

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So yeah, that plays a part into it.

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So you can't say, well, it's because their ethnic group is this that they're gaining

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weight.

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No, it's because they're in this situation more than this other group.

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Being a part of what we mentioned is true, but I think that the answer is everything

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altogether.

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So they're not going to go into a high V and pick out a salad because there is not a high

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V over there.

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And think about it, if you're living in a desperate situation and you're uncertain as

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to whether you're going to be able to feed yourself next week, do you eat lean, healthy

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foods or do you pack on some calories in case you're going hungry next week?

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You're not going to go get shank lamb.

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No, no, no.

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I mean, so there is a difference too.

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If you're not sure if you're going to be able to afford food next week, you're going to

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buy the rich calorie packed food just in case you're going hungry next week.

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And then you start doing that as an automatic thing.

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You start grocery shopping as if it's feast or famine.

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And that gets people into a cycle of, you know, if food is here, I better eat it because

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who knows when it's going to be here again.

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Any type of processed food is not real food.

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No, it's ground up and chemical altered and all this.

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Like the subway tuna sandwich.

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Yes.

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That's processed food for you.

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So a lot of people with lower income are forced to buy the pizza rolls because they're cheap.

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The reason they're cheap is because it's just whatever they could find on the fucking floor

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ground together with glue.

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They take unappetizing, bad tasting stuff and process it until it's appealing.

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Yes.

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So that also leads to other things, diabetes, other types of health issues too.

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And that's how come you see all these other health issues in minorities also.

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So it's a very complex problem.

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And again, I go back to the government and their handling of everything.

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Somebody is making money keeping this the way it is.

430
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Exactly.

431
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Or there's no money to correct it.

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Yeah, that's the other part.

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It's both.

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Someone is making money and there's no money to correct it so they leave it like it is.

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It's just like lead and water in inner cities.

436
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Yeah.

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They don't care.

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They're like, you know what, we don't care.

439
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These people are already violent.

440
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We don't care.

441
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That's the way it's viewed.

442
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Yeah, I think so.

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It may not be the truth of it, but that's the way it's viewed.

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Yeah, I think that's a lot.

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People are looked at as disposable.

446
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It becomes easier to call people disposable if you don't have the money to fix their problem

447
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anyway and you go, eh, I don't want to feel bad about it.

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I'll just pretend I don't care about it.

449
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Yes.

450
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Yeah, just ignore it.

451
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It's not there.

452
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Not my issue.

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Not on my plate.

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That's why we can't let politicians stay in office very long.

455
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No.

456
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Turnover.

457
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Turnover.

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Who was it that said, you know, was it Mark Twain that said that politicians need to be

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changed often like a baby and for the same reason?

460
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Yes.

461
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I think it was Mark Twain.

462
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Yeah.

463
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Since the year 2007, Texas has created almost all of the job growth.

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I believe that 100% because I'm into statistics like this.

468
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Yeah, Ross Perot Jr. down there is just having that place fucking boom right now.

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You get this.

470
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The city of Houston has created more jobs since 2007 than the entire state of California.

471
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Yes.

472
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Amazing.

473
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It is.

474
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Yeah.

475
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But do we hear about the fact that Texas is leading us in job growth?

476
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I haven't heard that before.

477
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No.

478
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No.

479
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No.

480
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It's a narrative going on right now.

481
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Yeah.

482
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Here's a fun one.

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50% of all the people in prisons worldwide are in the U.S.

484
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I believe that too.

485
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You take the world's prison population, we got half of it.

486
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I actually, I think I knew that.

487
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,400
Yes.

488
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We have so many people in prison here.

489
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I know.

490
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It's just nuts.

491
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The thing is, is I would like to get the records of every one of them and see what they're

492
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in there for and why and what their makeup is, their racial makeup.

493
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Yeah.

494
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I'd like to see a comparison of U.S. incarceration rates compared to any other country that has

495
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prisons for pay the way we do.

496
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Yeah.

497
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Yes.

498
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And I don't know that there are too many other countries in the world that have.

499
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They have prisons for pay.

500
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We talked about El Salvador, their answer.

501
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Yeah.

502
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,880
Yeah.

503
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,440
That was, it's a bold move.

504
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,440
Oh, I love it.

505
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,440
Yeah.

506
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Someone with fucking guts and young actually in there making a difference.

507
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But you know.

508
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Not someone part of the system.

509
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Like that fucking idiot we have in George.

510
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When you can build a prison.

511
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In every place.

512
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,200
Sorry.

513
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,880
Do you wait for me to start talking before.

514
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:46,880
Sorry.

515
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:47,880
Go ahead.

516
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:56,120
When you can build a prison and fill it full of people and get paid for every single one

517
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,400
of them.

518
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,400
Yeah.

519
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,000
It's, it makes sense to imprison as many people as possible.

520
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,600
Yeah, it does.

521
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,440
So we, if people are making money at it, then it's not going away.

522
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,480
So imprisoning people in this country is never going to go away as long as people are making

523
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,040
billions of dollars a year.

524
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,040
It's never going to.

525
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,040
No, that's true.

526
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,640
It's a fair for profit.

527
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,640
Everything is for profit.

528
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,840
The jail and prison system for profit.

529
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,840
It's, everything's getting monetized.

530
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:26,840
Let me put it like this.

531
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,840
If it's not, that's the thing about capitalism.

532
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:29,840
Yeah.

533
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,360
If it's not for profit, it's not going to happen.

534
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,360
Yep.

535
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,360
Yep.

536
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,360
So, yeah, it sucks.

537
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,360
It does.

538
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:39,200
But it's the way it is.

539
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,760
Let's see.

540
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:51,880
There are 3.5 million homeless in the US, but we have 18.5 million empty homes.

541
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:58,680
So each individual homeless person could be given five empty houses and we'd still have

542
00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,920
houses left over.

543
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,920
Yeah.

544
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:06,160
The devil's advocate on that is this right here.

545
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,880
You could put them in a home.

546
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,960
Number one, a majority of them are not going to stay in there.

547
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:11,960
Yeah.

548
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,520
Number two, a good amount of them will tear it up.

549
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:22,120
There are some of the homeless that are homeless for reasons and you need to fix those reasons.

550
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:26,120
You can't fix a homeless person's homelessness just by giving them a home.

551
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,120
No.

552
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,160
And this goes back to the mental health issue we talked about before.

553
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,160
And I have a great example.

554
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:37,000
You know the famous Crazy Mary, they call her, that's around Red Bridge and homes?

555
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Uh huh.

556
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Okay.

557
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,440
Walks around yelling at walls and stuff.

558
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,640
They bought her an apartment.

559
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,960
She refused to go in there because she is schizophrenic.

560
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,960
Yeah.

561
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,960
Yeah.

562
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,360
Oh speaking of such.

563
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:58,600
But you know the image that they want us all to see is the homeless people are like the

564
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:03,720
Disney animals, big eyes and sad faces and they're just cuddly and cute and aw.

565
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:10,080
Well I mean it sounds great to give everybody a home but in reality unless you fix the mental

566
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:14,160
health issue, it's not a reality.

567
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:18,760
And seriously if you give somebody a house then you're obligating them for real estate

568
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:23,960
taxes, insurance, utilities, they have to maintain the yard.

569
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:28,320
I mean you're dumping a ton of responsibility on them that costs a lot of money.

570
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:33,560
And also you're encouraging people to go, oh I got something wrong with me.

571
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,560
Give me a house.

572
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,560
Yeah.

573
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,560
You gave this guy a house.

574
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,560
Yeah you always have to.

575
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,560
It's not feasible.

576
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:43,680
You always have to get that safe guard for fraud in there.

577
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,200
But people are very good at manipulating the system.

578
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,400
I know a lot of them.

579
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:53,120
So anyhow, yeah it sounds great but it's uh.

580
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,120
Yeah.

581
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:58,680
Oh let's see, next one.

582
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:06,160
18% of American presidents have died in office, half of those by assassination.

583
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,040
18%?

584
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:13,760
Being an American president is one of the most dangerous jobs in the world.

585
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,760
Wow.

586
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,760
Yeah.

587
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:21,560
We've had less than 50 presidents so 18%, that means 9 of them have died in office.

588
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,560
Wow.

589
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:27,440
You know 4 or 5 of them by assassination.

590
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,440
That's a dangerous job.

591
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,520
But people wanted it.

592
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,840
Wow.

593
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,240
Okay.

594
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:41,240
I was looking up how many people, how many presidents were assassinated.

595
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,240
You know what, just keep going.

596
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,240
Okay.

597
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,160
I'll look it up later.

598
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:51,880
Black children make up 15 to 17% of the US population.

599
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:57,680
President make up 60% of drowning victims.

600
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,800
That's insane.

601
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,480
No access to swimming pools and swimming lessons.

602
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,480
Oh okay.

603
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,480
Yeah.

604
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,480
That makes sense.

605
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,480
Yeah.

606
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:12,040
But you know how you, I've heard this used as a comedy bit on TV is you know so it's

607
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:18,400
so called black people can't swim or don't swim or whatever.

608
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,000
It's killing people.

609
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:26,200
Not learning how to swim at a young age.

610
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,200
And then.

611
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:32,000
You think with YMCAs and schools that have swimming pools now that maybe that number

612
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,320
is going to start changing?

613
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,320
Yeah.

614
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,320
I don't know.

615
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,640
But that, I was stunned by that.

616
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:38,640
So am I.

617
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,640
That's just nuts.

618
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,520
And you know teaching a kid to swim is easy and it's simple.

619
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,560
Well I'd like a bigger breakdown of where this happens.

620
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,560
I know me too.

621
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,240
Is it the ocean?

622
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,960
Is it a lake?

623
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:53,960
Is it swimming pools?

624
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,120
Probably a lot of it is lakes.

625
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,120
That's what I would think.

626
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,760
Were there unfamiliar with their surroundings?

627
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,760
Yeah.

628
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,560
And it's easier to lose track of your kids.

629
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:03,560
Yes.

630
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:08,440
Access to floaties could have something to do with it too.

631
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,440
That could be too.

632
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,440
There's so many different variances.

633
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,800
Putting life preservers and floaties on your kids or whether it's just yeah there are a

634
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,800
lot of varials.

635
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:19,680
Even as it stands not knowing anymore it's pretty scary statistic.

636
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,600
It is.

637
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,600
Very much so.

638
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,600
Alright.

639
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,840
Next up unemployment rate among the disabled.

640
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,840
10.5%.

641
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:32,320
That's pretty high.

642
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,400
Well what is disabled?

643
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,760
They didn't say.

644
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:44,200
But there again there's a whole segment that society is having to support because they're

645
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,520
not able to get jobs and support themselves.

646
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,600
Okay.

647
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:53,400
I know of several programs where disabled people do work.

648
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:58,400
One of them is like you know what I before mentioned my job before.

649
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:02,840
There's certain abrasives that are made by blind people.

650
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,480
Not that far away from Kansas City out in the country kind of.

651
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:15,880
And what these abrasives are is they go in wheels and these wheels are used on metal

652
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,120
railings to put finishes in them.

653
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:23,680
So when they make up these big abrasive wheels blind people staple them together because

654
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,560
they have a system to give them a job.

655
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,120
Now they don't pay them a whole lot of money.

656
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,160
The state pays them quite a bit of money to do it too.

657
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,160
Yeah.

658
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,160
Those people do it.

659
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,160
Subsidized employment.

660
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,320
Subsidized yes.

661
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,680
So my guess is not enough of it is subsidized.

662
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:40,680
Yeah.

663
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,080
And we go back to there's no money in it.

664
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,080
Yeah.

665
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:50,320
And how much of it is the social worker who goes to a person and says you don't really

666
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,720
want to work anyway do you?

667
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,720
We'll just put you on this disability.

668
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,120
Oh I bet there's a good amount that does that.

669
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,640
You can just stay at home and rest.

670
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,640
There are probably some that are discouraged from even trying.

671
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,640
Yeah.

672
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,640
Who knows.

673
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,640
Yeah.

674
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,640
You're ready.

675
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:12,000
The United States is only 4 percent of the world's population.

676
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
That's pretty small.

677
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,360
I thought it would be bigger than that.

678
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,460
I thought we'd be about 8 percent actually.

679
00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:17,720
8 or 9.

680
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:25,420
But only being 4 percent of the world population we consume 80 percent of the opioid drugs.

681
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,160
Wow.

682
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:32,040
We're a bunch of pill heads over here aren't we?

683
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:36,720
The society that we created for ourselves isn't very good to us.

684
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,200
Feel good now no matter what.

685
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,480
I mean that's kind of it.

686
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:44,080
Oh well that's the number one thing is I mean it goes to mental health too.

687
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,480
Don't do something about the core problem.

688
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,480
Just numb them down.

689
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,480
Yeah.

690
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,440
Numb them down to where they don't feel anything.

691
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,400
The idea that people should always feel good all the time about everything and never have

692
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,400
to feel bad is stupid.

693
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,400
It is.

694
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,400
It really is.

695
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,400
I agree 100 percent.

696
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,400
Oh well they'll figure it out.

697
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:06,400
But 80 percent of the world's opioid drugs we gobbled down right here in the good old

698
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,400
U.S.

699
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,400
God.

700
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,400
Wow.

701
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,400
Here's a scary one.

702
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,680
It doesn't affect me anymore because I've had a vasectomy.

703
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:25,880
The sperm count of the average man worldwide is down 58 percent since 1973.

704
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:33,160
They blame it on chemicals and they also blame it on governments putting chemicals in things

705
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,800
to do this.

706
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,640
And it's dropping by one percent every year.

707
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,400
Or it could be just Mother Nature going no more.

708
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,200
We're packed guys we're packed.

709
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,440
This could be a natural reaction to overpopulation.

710
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,440
That's what I was saying.

711
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:53,800
Because this has happened in animal species where the population gets huge and the males

712
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,800
become in full.

713
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,000
And they stop having males.

714
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,600
And also we have diseases and famines.

715
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,600
COVID.

716
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,600
Leprosy.

717
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,600
You know whatever.

718
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:10,360
You know we've got about 8 billion people on the planet so a decrease in sperm count

719
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,520
I don't think is anything that's going to wipe us out.

720
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:20,040
But it's something we better look into.

721
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,880
But then again our generation probably doesn't necessarily give a shit.

722
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,720
And our generation is the one with all the doctors.

723
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:30,200
This one won't surprise you at all.

724
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:36,880
Forty percent of Americans don't know what the First Amendment is and what it guarantees.

725
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:37,880
No clue.

726
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:38,880
Yeah I believe that.

727
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,000
Yeah I believe that too.

728
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,440
There's so many people who don't know what our rights are.

729
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,680
And as my union rep always told me if you don't know what your rights are you don't

730
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:48,680
have any rights.

731
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,680
You don't that's right.

732
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:50,680
You really don't.

733
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,000
That's a good way of putting it because you don't know where to start you don't know

734
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
where to put it.

735
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Yeah.

736
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Yeah.

737
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:01,720
The First Amendment is freedom of speech, freedom of expression, all that kind of stuff.

738
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:07,080
But how easy is it to take away something that you don't even know you have.

739
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:11,760
If you don't know what your rights are they can be taken away from you.

740
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:12,760
Very easily.

741
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,760
Yeah.

742
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,760
Okay.

743
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:18,200
Well that's what's going on obviously.

744
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:22,560
Fifteen million Americans lack high speed internet.

745
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,880
It's rural areas.

746
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,600
Yeah it is.

747
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,720
And twenty years ago this wasn't a big deal.

748
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:36,600
But now we have changed our American way of living to where if you don't have high speed

749
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,160
internet you are at a big disadvantage.

750
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:46,720
Well like right now you know we can get high speed internet from the street cars.

751
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,720
Yeah.

752
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:50,800
And also along here I think the city market generates its own.

753
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,640
I mean virtually downtown Kansas City has its own.

754
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:54,640
Yeah.

755
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,640
Where you can just sit on a park bench and receive high speed internet access.

756
00:36:58,640 --> 00:36:59,640
Yeah.

757
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,400
Rural areas they can't do that.

758
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,400
And there is a lack of investment.

759
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,400
How you doing?

760
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,400
You want to talk?

761
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,400
You got anything you want to say?

762
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,400
No, no, no.

763
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,400
I'm just going to see what y'all have going on man.

764
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,400
Alright man.

765
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,320
Well yeah there's a serious lack of investment in these rural areas that don't have high

766
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,080
speed internet.

767
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:23,840
There is somebody who is preventing it, some group or some faction or whatever.

768
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:31,920
Apparently it's to somebody's advantage to not let these people have high speed internet.

769
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:37,680
So it's an intentional thing we could fix right away but it's being kept from happening.

770
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:45,680
And I've seen some responses in social media where people are downplaying the seriousness.

771
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,840
Oh high speed internet, who cares?

772
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,800
They can go to an internet cafe, no big deal.

773
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,520
But really I mean imagine if you had to drive 20 miles to get clean drinking water.

774
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,520
Yeah I know.

775
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,720
It would be a big deal.

776
00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:01,440
And imagine if you could never compete for the better things in life because you were

777
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,800
always stuck behind slow internet.

778
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,760
I posed to you a little different way to look at it.

779
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,760
Sure.

780
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,160
Because I do know a lot of people out in the sticks.

781
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,640
I lived out in the sticks for a while.

782
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,600
You know Cass County is pretty much the sticks.

783
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,600
Yeah.

784
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:24,520
It was a small community, a town, a little city but sticks essentially.

785
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,520
Yeah.

786
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,520
Okay.

787
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:32,920
A lot of the people that I knew were out there because they did not want any part of that.

788
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,920
True.

789
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:38,560
Yeah big sections of Idaho, Montana, Wyoming are people who want to get away.

790
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:39,560
I heard that all the time.

791
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,560
Why are you going in the city?

792
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,560
I don't know, stuff to do.

793
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:42,560
Why are you going there?

794
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,560
There's not much trouble there.

795
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:48,320
What if my walks start walking down this way?

796
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:53,920
But it isn't all of them but I would say at least 20-25% is like that.

797
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,880
The other ones are ones that grew up there and had no way of getting out.

798
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:02,160
I mean kind of almost a mirror image of the inner city.

799
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:07,040
Yeah I can see some people wanting to keep the small town a small town and not wanting

800
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,200
it to grow.

801
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,560
I know several small towns if that's it.

802
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:16,440
They would not pass like a new store coming in or a freeway bypass.

803
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,440
That was one of the things.

804
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,440
They don't want to change the way the town is.

805
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:22,320
There was a small town in Cass County, I'm not going to say names but you can look it

806
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:23,320
up.

807
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:31,800
They wanted to build 69 highway in Kansas to I-49 now was 71 at the time, a bypass.

808
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,040
Went right through central Cass County.

809
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:41,880
All of the little cities that were in question were going to have like the exits and entrance

810
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,960
ramps so they wanted nothing to do with it.

811
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,240
They said well truck stops are going to come in and then this is going to come in.

812
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:50,040
Oh no no no we want to keep our just like it is.

813
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,600
It's like you're talking about a lot of jobs.

814
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,600
People around here can get jobs.

815
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,640
No that's alright we don't need them.

816
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,640
Anyhow.

817
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:05,360
Alright next fun fact, one in eight people in the US has worked for McDonald's.

818
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,560
Wow that's a lot.

819
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:12,080
That's a lot of people.

820
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:17,080
That's a lot of turnover and you know in the not too distant future we're going to be able

821
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,080
to say that about Amazon.

822
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,080
Yes.

823
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,400
Because Amazon is burning through employees just like McDonald's.

824
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,600
Even though they plan on not having any employees.

825
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,000
Now McDonald's has been around for a whole lot longer.

826
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,800
They've been around for what 60, 70 years.

827
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,280
So they've had time to go through a lot of employees.

828
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:40,160
Amazon is just burning through them because it's a horrible place to work.

829
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:48,000
Alright if you have a $10 bill and no debt you're better off than 15% of Americans.

830
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Yes.

831
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Wow.

832
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,880
I find that very believable.

833
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,080
It's sad but I could see that real easily.

834
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,080
Yeah.

835
00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:00,280
For 15% of America if you cashed out right now you'd be in the hole.

836
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,640
You got more debt and you got money.

837
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,320
You sell everything you have and you still can't pay it.

838
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,360
I mean we both have been in that situation.

839
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,360
Yep.

840
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,360
Yep.

841
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,360
A brand new future.

842
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,360
Strange insights from an alien.

843
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,360
May you all.

844
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,360
Oh shit.

845
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,360
What's that over there?

846
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,360
Oh no.

847
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:16,360
It's the island of horrible jokes.

848
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:17,360
Ugh.

849
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:26,360
I can't take my dog to the lake.

850
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:33,360
The ducks keep attacking him.

851
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:50,040
That's what I get for having a purebred dog.

852
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,840
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853
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,840
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854
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,080
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855
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,520
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856
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:04,960
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857
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,360
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858
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,360
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859
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860
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861
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862
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863
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864
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865
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866
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867
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,200
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868
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869
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870
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871
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872
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,600
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873
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875
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876
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:53,600
Two monkey fuckers and a taster will be right back.

877
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,600
Sorry I got to reintroduce the show here.

878
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,600
Hang on a second.

879
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,600
Alright.

880
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,600
Alright.

881
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:05,800
So we have Rob Radd, Robbie Radd from Calling In Again and we love the guy and how, where

882
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:06,800
are you calling from?

883
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:07,800
I'm actually at Jason C. McCool's.

884
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:08,800
Outside of Versailles.

885
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,800
Oh okay.

886
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:10,800
Okay I know where you're at.

887
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,800
Basically.

888
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,800
Okay cool.

889
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:13,800
Yeah we have a big swap and shop here every year.

890
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,800
The Caffees didn't pay the work today.

891
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,800
It's all we did.

892
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:32,280
And I'm getting paid to come up and help them throw stuff back and clear them and get out

893
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,280
of here.

894
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,280
How you doing man?

895
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,280
How are you?

896
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,280
I guess you're doing real good man.

897
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,280
Real good.

898
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,280
Yeah?

899
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,280
Yeah doing our podcast.

900
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,280
Oh.

901
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,280
Yeah.

902
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,280
No no no that's fine man.

903
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,280
Haven't seen you in a while so everything going good?

904
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,280
Yeah.

905
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,280
Okay good.

906
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,280
Yeah.

907
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,280
Oh yeah.

908
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,280
God yeah.

909
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,280
Yeah.

910
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,280
Just thought I'd say hi to you.

911
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,280
Haven't seen you in a while.

912
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,280
Alright.

913
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,280
Take care man.

914
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,280
Cool.

915
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,280
Alright.

916
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,360
Yeah we need to put up a sign that says podcast in progress.

917
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,840
Please make lots of noise.

918
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,080
Because we don't want you to be quiet.

919
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,440
I mean that's the reason we're down here.

920
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,800
We don't want quiet.

921
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,240
We want people to make some noises.

922
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:11,360
Anyhow alright go ahead.

923
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,360
Guy used to work with us.

924
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,360
He just ran into us real quick.

925
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,360
Thought I'd say hi for a minute.

926
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,360
Anyhow.

927
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,680
Okay okay Robbie.

928
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,680
Back to Robbie.

929
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:21,680
Sorry.

930
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:22,680
Everything all of a sudden happened at once.

931
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:23,680
There's an interesting sound.

932
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:24,680
Yeah.

933
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:32,160
Alright so we were doing interesting facts so I'm going to go ahead and have Topher go

934
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:37,560
ahead with one and you can chime in and I'll chime in.

935
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,560
Alright here's my next.

936
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:44,880
Did you know 25% of Americans don't know who we fought in the Revolutionary War.

937
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,880
Yeah I believe that.

938
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,880
25% that seems high.

939
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:57,920
25% that's kind of sad actually.

940
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:04,440
Every year Americans waste almost as much food as we actually eat.

941
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,760
Yes.

942
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:10,840
So we're producing twice as much as we need because we're going to waste half of it.

943
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:11,840
Yep.

944
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,840
Nuts.

945
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,880
Because a lot of us don't know how to cook in small quantities.

946
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,080
Or don't know how to bag it up properly.

947
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:26,080
They throw it in the fridge, put a cover over it and then two weeks later it's like what

948
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,080
the hell is that.

949
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,080
Oh my god.

950
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,960
Oh that was a mac and cheese from whatever.

951
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:35,200
Or they'll throw away half the fruit because it doesn't look right.

952
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,000
Got a bump or a stain or something.

953
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,600
It's too ugly to sell so they throw it away.

954
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:47,320
Or people only want this one tiny bit of this food item so we'll cut it out and throw all

955
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:51,520
the rest away even though you can eat the rest of it.

956
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,760
People only want to buy this one little part.

957
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,640
Alrighty.

958
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:06,520
33% of Americans, American adults believe we've been visited by aliens.

959
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:07,520
That's up quite a bit.

960
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:13,760
It used to be like 5%, 6%, now it's 33%.

961
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:19,120
I think we're kind of being groomed eventually that someone's going to just go ahead and

962
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:22,400
tell us yeah, they're here.

963
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,560
And everyone's going to go like eh, I don't care.

964
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:31,360
There's more starting to come out through the media also about that nowadays.

965
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,360
It used to be covered up.

966
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:37,640
Now we're more lax about different ideas.

967
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:42,480
Yeah and as they float out a little bit people go oh who cares and they're like okay let's

968
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,640
float out some more.

969
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:49,360
So eventually we're going to get the whole story because we're showing as a society that

970
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,840
it's not freaking us out.

971
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:52,840
Yeah.

972
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:57,600
Sorry, I'm having to order a Jack stack for the family because we have a family come over

973
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,480
so I'm being kind of quiet.

974
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:06,560
So I'm letting you two go ahead and float this thing here and I'll be with you guys

975
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,200
occasionally chuckling like I know what's going on.

976
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,360
Hey Mark, grab me a bottle of salt will you?

977
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,360
Yeah sure.

978
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,360
A bottle of salt.

979
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,360
Yep.

980
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,360
We're going to have to do the guess where it's at though.

981
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,360
Hey that's alright.

982
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:22,560
I'll go to Walmart down here in Kansas and get a bottle.

983
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:28,680
Oh damn it you took all the fun out of it Rob.

984
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,080
Okay anyhow go ahead you two.

985
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,480
I've got to order this ship before I get in trouble.

986
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:41,160
In more than 50% of US states the highest paid public employee is a college football

987
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,160
coach.

988
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,160
Wow.

989
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,160
Wow.

990
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:48,120
I didn't know they were public employees but like state colleges, universities they're

991
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:49,120
run by the state.

992
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,280
Never thought about that.

993
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:55,560
So they're spending state money on those football coaches.

994
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,520
We pay into those state money funds.

995
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,520
That's fucked isn't it?

996
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,520
That is fucked.

997
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:00,520
Yeah.

998
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:01,520
We're making.

999
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,000
We're coaches we don't even like.

1000
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Yeah.

1001
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,880
A college football coach is a millionaire public employee.

1002
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,880
How nuts is that?

1003
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:10,880
Wow.

1004
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,880
Yeah it is.

1005
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:13,880
Yep.

1006
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,480
Well here's two that go together.

1007
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:22,360
63% of inmates cannot read.

1008
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:30,360
And that goes with 100% of American public schools will graduate students who can't read.

1009
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:31,360
Sad.

1010
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,360
Wow.

1011
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,360
Yeah.

1012
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,360
But true.

1013
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:35,360
Yeah.

1014
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:36,360
Yeah.

1015
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:37,360
Yep.

1016
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,560
So knowing that not being able to read.

1017
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,560
Completely believe that.

1018
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,360
Is like a shortcut to prison.

1019
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,560
American schools do it anyway.

1020
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:46,560
Wow.

1021
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:50,040
And this is what we tolerate.

1022
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:55,440
But you know I think a lot of reason this is tolerated is because people can still move

1023
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,600
out of the bad school districts and into good ones and then for them the problem doesn't

1024
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,560
exist anymore.

1025
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:05,960
But the thing is we still have all those inmates who can't read.

1026
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,760
All those homeless who can't read.

1027
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,160
All those people searching for jobs who can't read.

1028
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:14,400
I mean it's still a problem that we're all going to wind up paying for.

1029
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,400
Yes.

1030
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,400
Yep.

1031
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,400
Yep.

1032
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,400
Believe it completely.

1033
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,400
Unfortunately.

1034
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,400
Aren't these facts fun?

1035
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:21,400
Well they are.

1036
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,400
They really make you think.

1037
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,400
Which I love.

1038
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,400
Alright here's one that's interesting.

1039
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:39,520
Given the current birth rates by the year 2045 there will be no ethnic majority in the

1040
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,040
U.S.

1041
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,560
Nobody will be a majority.

1042
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,560
Everyone will be a minority.

1043
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:45,560
Isn't that fun?

1044
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,560
Where's my car there?

1045
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:47,560
Hang on one second Robby.

1046
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,560
Hang on we got a call.

1047
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,560
Hang on.

1048
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,560
Hello?

1049
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,560
Hello Mark.

1050
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,560
This is a reminder of your upcoming appointment on 3rd of April at 8.45 a.m. at St. Joseph's

1051
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:53,560
Family Hospital.

1052
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:54,560
I thought it was going to be phone sex.

1053
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,560
I'm so disappointed.

1054
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,560
I thought it was someone calling different podcasts.

1055
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,560
You know what okay.

1056
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,560
Also please bring your photo ID and insurance card.

1057
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,560
Okay.

1058
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:00,560
To complete your appointment please call the number you want to make available.

1059
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,560
Okay.

1060
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,560
And then you can call the number you want to make available.

1061
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,560
Okay.

1062
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,560
And then you can call the number you want to make available.

1063
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:05,560
Okay.

1064
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,560
And then you can call the number you want to make available.

1065
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,560
Okay.

1066
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:14,560
And then you can call the number you want to make available.

1067
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:15,560
Okay.

1068
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,560
Okay.

1069
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:17,560
Robby you there?

1070
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:18,560
Yes I'm still here brother.

1071
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:22,560
You know what you'll hear what happened when you listen to this podcast.

1072
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:23,560
Oh I will.

1073
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:24,560
Okay.

1074
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,560
Oh shit I still got to order Jack stack.

1075
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,560
I keep getting it around.

1076
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,560
Go ahead.

1077
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,560
Here's another fun fact.

1078
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:42,560
The United States during the slavery era when Africans were being exported as livestock

1079
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:51,560
the US was one of the very few people places that didn't immediately castrate the incoming

1080
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,560
slaves.

1081
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:57,560
Pretty much everywhere else in the world when the African slaves were brought into the country

1082
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,560
the men were castrated because they didn't want them reproducing.

1083
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:02,560
Wow.

1084
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:08,560
The US didn't do that which is why we have such a large population of slave descendants

1085
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:09,560
of former slaves.

1086
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,560
How evil though.

1087
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:15,560
But a lot of other countries don't because they castrated all their slaves.

1088
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:16,560
Wow.

1089
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:17,560
Wow.

1090
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,560
Yeah.

1091
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:25,560
And they somehow look like the good guys like England and a lot of European countries.

1092
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,560
Wow.

1093
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:32,560
Makes you think about mankind a little bit different.

1094
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:33,560
Yep.

1095
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:38,560
I'm thinking they were thinking about expanding the country.

1096
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,560
Yeah I think Americans were thinking.

1097
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,560
No they wanted more slaves.

1098
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,560
It's evil is what it was.

1099
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,560
For population growth.

1100
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,560
Yeah.

1101
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:51,560
We love you guys so much we want more of you.

1102
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,560
Alright.

1103
00:51:53,560 --> 00:52:00,560
In Thailand the plus size stores have some really brutal names.

1104
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,560
Plus size stores for women's clothing.

1105
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:04,560
What is it?

1106
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:07,560
Here are some of the names in Thailand for stores.

1107
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,560
BB Fat.

1108
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,560
Oh my god.

1109
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:12,560
Oh wow.

1110
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:13,560
Here's the next one.

1111
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,560
Fatty Fat Girl.

1112
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:18,560
That's a clothing store.

1113
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:19,560
Oh my god.

1114
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:23,560
And here's one that just simply said Fat Girls.

1115
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:28,560
They were showing the sign and here it is with a Hello Kitty logo on it or whatever

1116
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,560
and it's all pink and it's like that's supposed to draw you into the store to shop.

1117
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,560
Oh my god I should be laughing but my god I cannot believe these.

1118
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,560
And these were in English.

1119
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,560
I'm holding it in.

1120
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:43,560
I mean Thailand has its own language, its own alphabet but these were printed in English.

1121
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,560
Look I'm a fatty so I think I can laugh at this a little bit.

1122
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:47,560
I'm fat too.

1123
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:48,560
I'm a fat old man.

1124
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,560
Here's the next one.

1125
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:50,560
I'm not.

1126
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:52,560
That's why I'm not laughing.

1127
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:53,560
Well here's one.

1128
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,560
It said Love Calories.

1129
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:58,560
That was the name of the store.

1130
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,560
If people shop there here no one would shop there.

1131
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:02,560
No one would shop there.

1132
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,560
I'm not going into Fatty Fatter.

1133
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,560
But these are successful stores in Thailand.

1134
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,560
It's like hey where are you at right now?

1135
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,560
Oh I went into Fatty Fatter to get a shirt.

1136
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,560
No way.

1137
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,560
And the one called Moo Moo.

1138
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:18,560
Moo Moo.

1139
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,560
Oh my god.

1140
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:26,560
And then the last two there was one called Thai Fat and Fat Cat.

1141
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:27,560
Fat Cat.

1142
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,560
Pretty much all the two had the word fat in the name.

1143
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:32,560
That is insane.

1144
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:33,560
Isn't that nuts?

1145
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,560
They must view it differently over here.

1146
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:37,560
Apparently so.

1147
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:38,560
It must be like a just common thing.

1148
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:42,560
It's like okay we know so say what you want or whatever.

1149
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:43,560
Yeah.

1150
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:44,560
Yeah wow.

1151
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:45,560
That is so interesting.

1152
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,560
Isn't it?

1153
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:53,560
In America they hide the name behind something else and then they shift the numbering size

1154
00:53:53,560 --> 00:54:01,560
scale down so if you're wearing a size 30 they call it a size 17 so you feel better about

1155
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:02,560
yourself.

1156
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,560
Where we're in Thailand they're saying fat everybody's fat.

1157
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,560
Bring your fat belly in here and buy clothes.

1158
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:13,560
And it's working for them but you know difference in culture.

1159
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:14,560
Yeah.

1160
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:18,560
Hey Rob are you pantsless right now?

1161
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,560
No Mark I'm in trouble.

1162
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:22,560
What the fuck?

1163
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,560
Alright okay.

1164
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,560
Hey I'm not 18 no more man.

1165
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,560
Oh come on I don't want to hear any excuses like that.

1166
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,560
You drop those drawers right now mister and you walk around.

1167
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,560
Sorry go ahead.

1168
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:37,560
Sorry I slammed this program into a wall again.

1169
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,560
Thank you thank you.

1170
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,560
Anytime anytime.

1171
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:50,560
The next one Walmart charges less for spices if you buy those spices in the ethnic food

1172
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:51,560
section.

1173
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:52,560
Really?

1174
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,560
Yes.

1175
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:57,560
You don't get the same brands but you do find it cheaper.

1176
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:01,560
So all the ones that contain lead.

1177
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:08,560
But like you go to the generic spice section and you know garlic is like this much.

1178
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,560
You go to the Hispanic food section the garlic is cheaper.

1179
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:15,560
You'd be funny like they had a little caricature of everyone.

1180
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:20,560
Like they have the old Italian guy with a big nose there looking at the garlic and then

1181
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,560
they go on to the Indian one.

1182
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,560
That would be funny.

1183
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:29,560
But why would they decide to lower the prices in the ethnic food section?

1184
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,560
That's usually where they bump the prices up.

1185
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,560
Okay I think that it's something to look good.

1186
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:40,560
It's like look if you go to the ethnic section where we have your type of food we're going

1187
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:43,560
to lower the price for you a little bit because Walmart cares.

1188
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,560
But you know they don't make it all that obvious.

1189
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,560
You have to kind of do the math.

1190
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:53,560
It's like over in the generic section it's like 26 ounces for this amount and then you

1191
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:58,560
go to the ethnic it's like 14 ounces for this amount so you double it and yeah okay that's

1192
00:55:58,560 --> 00:55:59,560
still cheaper.

1193
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,560
So they don't make it like real obvious or apparent.

1194
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:06,560
Well Robbie is Croatian and Filipino where do you go to get your food?

1195
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,560
Oh come on man.

1196
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,560
Born and raised in Kansas City.

1197
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:13,560
Get off me.

1198
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:15,560
You've got to expect this.

1199
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,560
Oh I do I do.

1200
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:21,560
It's just that I'm sober today so I'm on to it.

1201
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:22,560
Oh damn it.

1202
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,560
Alright well.

1203
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,560
Now Sunday night that was a different story.

1204
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:30,560
Well I mean and that's why you're not pantsless either is because you know.

1205
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,560
Exactly.

1206
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,560
Hey how do you like all my little comments on the last podcast?

1207
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:41,560
I just started rolling.

1208
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:45,560
I'm glad to see I'm starting to become a celebrity on this show.

1209
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,560
You're the guy that wants nude pictures of young men.

1210
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,560
Not too young.

1211
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:51,560
Not too young.

1212
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,560
They don't have to be men.

1213
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,560
We set a limit of 25 year olds.

1214
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,560
Yeah.

1215
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:58,560
Because we care.

1216
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:02,560
We don't want you we want someone crashing in your hard drive.

1217
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,560
Hey I do live down here in the state.

1218
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:05,560
Yeah that's true.

1219
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:06,560
Anyhow go ahead.

1220
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:11,560
Alright children living separately from their parents having their own house etc.

1221
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:16,560
That way of living is only about a hundred years old in this country.

1222
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:20,560
It used to be that extended families all lived together in the house.

1223
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,560
They built on.

1224
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:25,560
And they built on when the house filled up they split the family in half.

1225
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,560
And they'd buy another big house.

1226
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:34,560
But after World War II the suburbs started getting being built.

1227
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,560
And realtor associations wanted to fill them up.

1228
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:43,560
So they started this whole ad campaign of when you when you reach you know 18 20 years old.

1229
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,560
Move out buy your own house.

1230
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:49,560
And the extended family started withering away.

1231
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:53,560
Extended family is way healthier way better way cheaper.

1232
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,560
But realtors weren't making enough money.

1233
00:57:56,560 --> 00:58:00,560
So they convinced us all that we all have to have our own separate houses.

1234
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,560
And think about how many houses they want us to buy in our life.

1235
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,560
First house is you know you first move out you get your first place.

1236
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,560
It's your starter home.

1237
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:12,560
And then you buy another house when you get married.

1238
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,560
And maybe have a couple kids.

1239
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:19,560
And then you buy a third house when you have more kids and you want a better school district.

1240
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:24,560
And then you buy a fourth house when the kids all move out and your empty nesters now.

1241
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:29,560
And then you buy a fifth house when you retire and now you're living out your golden years.

1242
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,560
You could live your entire life in one single house.

1243
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:38,560
But the realtor association and the home builders they want you to buy houses over and over every five to ten years.

1244
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:43,560
So they convince you that this is the way that the American dream is supposed to be.

1245
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:49,560
In reality if you lived in the same house with your kids and your parents and your grandparents.

1246
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,560
Everyone could take care of each other.

1247
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,560
Everyone could look out for each other.

1248
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,560
You'd never need a babysitter.

1249
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:58,560
There would always be somebody home for a package or a service call.

1250
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,560
Way cheaper.

1251
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,560
Everybody's mental health is better.

1252
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:05,560
But people weren't making enough money on that.

1253
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:10,560
So that's why our culture got changed to everyone buys their own house.

1254
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,560
Everyone owns three or more cars.

1255
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,560
It's because people want to make money off of us.

1256
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,560
And also I have an opinion on this too.

1257
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:24,560
And this is why the government is so good on doing this urban blight and moving stuff around us.

1258
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,560
Because they don't want you to stay in their house.

1259
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,560
They want everything to change.

1260
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,560
Make you uncomfortable or whatever it is.

1261
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,560
Or your property values start declining.

1262
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,560
And all this.

1263
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,560
That way you do seek to move.

1264
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:39,560
And they've got an invested interest in it because every time money changes hands.

1265
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:42,560
Every government agency gets a cut.

1266
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,560
State, local, federal, county.

1267
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:46,560
Everybody gets a sales tax.

1268
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:50,560
So they want money to change hands as much as possible.

1269
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:57,560
So we're being pushed around by people who want to make money off of us.

1270
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,560
And we're being told what we're supposed to want in life.

1271
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:03,560
I'm trying not to listen.

1272
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,560
The same here too.

1273
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,560
The same here. It's hard not to sometimes.

1274
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,560
Because there are so many different factors too.

1275
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:15,560
Crime is a big factor and I know probably in your area too.

1276
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:19,560
And that's why I want to get out of where I'm at.

1277
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,560
I love it where I'm at and I know you love it where you're at.

1278
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:27,560
But crime has grown around the area so much to where you're compelled to be like, you know what?

1279
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:29,560
No. I don't wish this.

1280
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,560
Did you hear about that bank robbery at the UMB?

1281
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,560
85th and Warnold?

1282
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,560
I walk my dog right past that sometimes.

1283
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:38,560
That's how close that is to my house.

1284
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,560
And somebody went in and robbed the bank.

1285
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:44,560
You can try to get away from crime but it's going to follow everywhere.

1286
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:49,560
Oh yeah, the big quadruple, no, seven person murder in Woodbridge.

1287
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:52,560
Less than a mile from my house.

1288
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,560
Crazy.

1289
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:57,560
We've got our crime down here too.

1290
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:01,560
Well I mean that and you've got a horrible meth problem too, don't you?

1291
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:05,560
Meth? Meth down there is really bad still?

1292
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:12,560
Yeah, I mean it's, I mean we're not as bad as the show Ozark sits on.

1293
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,560
Yeah.

1294
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,560
Or Bad Bars.

1295
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:23,560
We have the drug. We got meth. It's a mixture down there.

1296
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:29,560
They have the stuff they call the 417, which is your area code.

1297
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:32,560
No, yeah, we're 573.

1298
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:39,560
Okay, well just down there to the south, Springfield, they call it the 417

1299
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:45,560
and there's like one of the meanest forms of meth around and it's sought all over the country and the world.

1300
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:46,560
Yikes. Yeah.

1301
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,560
Real Heisenberg stuff.

1302
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,560
Yes, yeah, very much so.

1303
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:54,560
Yeah, it's pretty rough down there.

1304
01:01:54,560 --> 01:02:02,560
Well I know people that own farms out in rural or wherever as early as Bates County or even southern Cass County.

1305
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:09,560
If you come across a tent on the back side of your property like you got a wooded area, you don't touch it.

1306
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:18,560
Yeah, I used to teach hunter safety courses for the conservation department, Missouri Conservation Department,

1307
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:25,560
and that was something I would bring up in every class is if you're out hunting or scouting a hunting area or whatever

1308
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:34,560
and you come across like a still or any kind of encampment or a bunch of weed plants growing or something,

1309
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:38,560
I say don't take pictures, turn around and get out.

1310
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,560
I mean just turn around and leave.

1311
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:41,560
That's great advice.

1312
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:47,560
Yeah, because somebody is watching that area and that somebody has a gun and they will kill you to protect their secret.

1313
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:50,560
They're blasted out on drugs anyhow. Yeah.

1314
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,560
Yeah, they might wake up the next day and go oh my god I killed that guy.

1315
01:02:53,560 --> 01:03:03,560
And there was one guy in one of my classes who came up to me after a session and he said I did walk up on a still once

1316
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,560
and I took pictures because I thought it was cool and funny.

1317
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:14,560
I stood around there for a while taking pictures and looking everything over and he said I realize now how incredibly lucky I was

1318
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:19,560
because the guy who ran the still was obviously somewhere else, but if he'd come back he would have killed that guy.

1319
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:20,560
Yes, he would have.

1320
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:24,560
There are plenty of places to hide the body and yeah.

1321
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:29,560
And the guy, he was showing me the pictures like I thought this was so fun and cool and I was going to show my friends

1322
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:32,560
but he's like yeah I'm not doing this anymore.

1323
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,560
Wow, that's insane.

1324
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:39,560
It's insane for one to think that actually really goes on.

1325
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:40,560
Yeah.

1326
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:45,560
For two, for you to actually lose your life over.

1327
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:46,560
Yeah.

1328
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:47,560
You know?

1329
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:49,560
You know I would get complaints from a lot of people.

1330
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:54,560
I go out for scouting and I set up trail cams and the trail cams get stolen.

1331
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:58,560
And they're like it sucks that other hunters are stealing my trail cams.

1332
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,560
It's like no it's not other hunters.

1333
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:04,560
It's somebody in the woods going to do something illegal and they don't want your trail cam catching them.

1334
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:12,560
So they look for trail cams and knock them out and then they set up their stuff.

1335
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:14,560
So, eh, anyway.

1336
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,560
Yeah, well, you know.

1337
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,560
Let's go on to one that's more fun.

1338
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,560
Yeah, yeah, let's move on.

1339
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:28,560
For those of you with Amazon Prime, you probably know that not everything really gets shipped to you in one or two days.

1340
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,560
They're falling apart from that.

1341
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:34,560
Matter of fact, anymore you can count on it being three or four days minimum.

1342
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,560
And they don't really advertise that like they used to.

1343
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,560
And suddenly they start pulling back on that.

1344
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,560
Oh, it's Prime. It'll be there tomorrow.

1345
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,560
Well, here's the secret.

1346
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:48,560
Anytime your thing doesn't get there in one or two days, if you call and complain and say,

1347
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:52,560
hey, I'm paying for Prime, I expected Prime delivery and I'm not getting it.

1348
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:56,560
The more often you complain, the more free stuff they will send your way.

1349
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,560
Really?

1350
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,560
Yeah, yeah.

1351
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:04,560
Free discounts, coupons, free certificates for downloads of something.

1352
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:09,560
Just call up and keep complaining every time they'll throw free stuff at you.

1353
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:10,560
Okay.

1354
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,560
So, heck, I'm going to complain every stinking time.

1355
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:13,560
I am too.

1356
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:14,560
And get free stuff.

1357
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,560
I had no idea.

1358
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:18,560
And you know Amazon has built that into their budget.

1359
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:25,560
Instead of fixing the problem to get faster, they've put in a budget to pay people off who are complaining.

1360
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,560
They know what the hell they're doing. They know.

1361
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:30,560
They're like, no, no, no, we're not going to fix it. We're just going to pay people off.

1362
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,560
So I've decided I'm going to be one of those people complaining.

1363
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:33,560
Me too.

1364
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:36,560
I had no idea. So that's what I'm going to start doing.

1365
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:39,560
Yeah.

1366
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,560
All right, two more.

1367
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:44,560
Just like Amazon...

1368
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:45,560
You got some good ones this time around.

1369
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:46,560
Thank you.

1370
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,560
Yeah, it's been real good ones.

1371
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:53,560
Just like Amazon, you can get pretty much anything you want out of the United States Postal Service

1372
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:57,560
by complaining often enough and going over people's heads.

1373
01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:59,560
I think that's the main thing with post office.

1374
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:02,560
It's going, oh, you're not going to do anything? Well, okay.

1375
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:06,560
Yeah, that's the kryptonite is going over someone's head.

1376
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:08,560
Telling them you're going to do it and then actually doing it.

1377
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:09,560
Yeah.

1378
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:15,560
As a 32-year veteran of the Postal Service, I've seen that work countless times.

1379
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:21,560
If you keep going over the person's head and keep being angry,

1380
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:25,560
as long as you're not cussing or being threatening because they'll just hang up on you.

1381
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:29,560
But if you can be angry and make your point and keep going over people's heads,

1382
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:34,560
you will eventually find somebody whose career is hanging by a thread

1383
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:39,560
and they can't have one more angry complaining customer on their record

1384
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,560
and they will do whatever you want.

1385
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,560
So they will make sure that...

1386
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:47,560
Yeah, they will do whatever it takes to make you happy and make you go away.

1387
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:52,560
And all you have to do is keep going over people's heads and you will find that person

1388
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:58,560
at the Postal Service who will give you whatever you want to make you go away and leave them alone.

1389
01:06:58,560 --> 01:06:59,560
Okay.

1390
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:01,560
So keep hammering.

1391
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:05,560
I mean, if you want the mailman to quit walking across your yard,

1392
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:08,560
keep hammering them over and over. You'll get it.

1393
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:09,560
I love that.

1394
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:10,560
You'll get it.

1395
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:11,560
Absolutely love that.

1396
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:13,560
They will cave, guaranteed.

1397
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,560
Yeah.

1398
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:20,560
And here's another fun one with election time coming up again not too long.

1399
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:26,560
The Postal Service is super paranoid about being accused of election tampering.

1400
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:28,560
Oh, yeah. Yep.

1401
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:34,560
And they are so, so rabid about getting vote by mail started

1402
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:39,560
that they are afraid to delay anything that has to do with election.

1403
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:44,560
So any kind of official election mail or mail-in ballots or anything like that,

1404
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:46,560
none of that is delayed for any reason.

1405
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:49,560
So you don't even have to put a stamp on it.

1406
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:50,560
Wow.

1407
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:53,560
And they will deliver it.

1408
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:56,560
And the way you can make sure is put your return address on it

1409
01:07:56,560 --> 01:08:02,560
and send it off without a stamp to your election board or your mail-in ballot or whatever.

1410
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:05,560
It will either come back to you for postage

1411
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:09,560
or they will attempt to deliver it and collect postage,

1412
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:13,560
but of course nobody at the election board is going to pay for that piece of mail.

1413
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:17,560
So if they don't send it back to you, they'll deliver it.

1414
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:23,560
And that's what I was told for the last few election cycles before I retired

1415
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:27,560
is that if it's any kind of election mail, don't even bother with the postage.

1416
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:32,560
Deliver it no matter what because we can't be accused of delaying anything.

1417
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:33,560
Wow.

1418
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,560
So there you go. Any election mail, don't worry about a stamp.

1419
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:41,560
It'll get delivered anyway because the post office is too scared to do anything else.

1420
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:42,560
Oh, that's fantastic.

1421
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:43,560
Isn't it?

1422
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:45,560
I love sharing little tips like that.

1423
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,560
All right. That's good to know.

1424
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:54,560
And with that, we will be right back with more douchiness and fun for Volody.

1425
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,560
From the makers of Who Bit My Asshole Board Game

1426
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:03,560
and Balloon Art with Ball Sacks Video Series,

1427
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:06,560
it's two douchebags and a microphone and action figures.

1428
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:09,560
Act now and get a free bag of flaming hot Cheetos,

1429
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:12,560
a bottle of antibiotics, and three free bullets.

1430
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:17,560
That's right, dress your douchebag up and send him off to horrible scenarios all day long.

1431
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,560
Order soon and get a free at-home tent piercing kit.

1432
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:25,560
That's right, free home tent piercing kit, new from Chizbro.

1433
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,560
Dear Abby, not quite.

1434
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:30,560
You have questions, we have answers.

1435
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:33,560
They're not very good answers, but we have them.

1436
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:41,560
All right. As promised earlier, we have a new Dear Douchebags letter.

1437
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:43,560
Dear Douchebags is like Dear Abby only.

1438
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:46,560
We give you horrible advice and hopefully you don't follow it,

1439
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:47,560
and if you do, it's not our fault.

1440
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:51,560
And the fun part, this is the only time anyone calls me dear.

1441
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:53,560
Oh, yeah, same here.

1442
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:59,560
I get called a douchebag all the time, but it's fun to be called dear once in a while.

1443
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:04,560
Yeah, yeah, and I'm not even sure if they even call us that because they want to,

1444
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,560
or they think they have to.

1445
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,560
Yeah, they probably feel obligated.

1446
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:10,560
It's okay, I'll take a pity one.

1447
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,560
Yeah, it's a form letter that says Dear Douchebags,

1448
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,560
so they don't actually really write it themselves.

1449
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,560
Yeah, okay, I'll take it anyway.

1450
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:20,560
It's on our website, twodouchebagsandmicrophone.net.

1451
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:26,560
Okay, so Dear Douchebags, I have a unique problem with an odd coworker.

1452
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:31,560
It seems that every opportunity he has to accidentally graze my nipple, he does.

1453
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,560
Oh, one of those.

1454
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:34,560
Yeah, nipple grazer.

1455
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:39,560
I can't prove he does it on purpose, but he sure isn't being very careful not to.

1456
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:43,560
Yeah, doing a drive-by.

1457
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:47,560
Yep, yep, doing a drive-by.

1458
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:50,560
We work on a box goods conveyor belt.

1459
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:54,560
He is directly to my right, so when I hand the box off to him,

1460
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:59,560
band, the good old accidental nipple grudge, signed Nippy in Mississippi.

1461
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:01,560
We had another great name.

1462
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:03,560
Another great name, man, these are so awesome.

1463
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:05,560
You guys are awesome.

1464
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:07,560
So, here it is.

1465
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:08,560
All right, can't wait to hear our response.

1466
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,560
Okay, here's our response.

1467
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:15,560
And Robbie, if you have anything to add to it, that's cool, and Topher, you know the drill.

1468
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:16,560
I'll chime in.

1469
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:17,560
You go right in.

1470
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,560
Well, okay then, Nippy.

1471
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:23,560
I have a few ideas that might help, so let's go for it.

1472
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:27,560
Number one, have an mp3 recording of loud chicken sounds.

1473
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:33,560
Every time you accidentally graze your female bits, hit the mp3 and let the loud chicken clucks begin.

1474
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:36,560
During the two-minute chicken party, you can look at him and say,

1475
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:46,560
You did that, uh-huh, you did, you did, you did.

1476
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:49,560
Now, if that doesn't back the purg way, we got number two.

1477
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:56,560
If the nip flips still continue, then you might consider one of those old-fashioned Johnson and Smith catalog pinup flowers

1478
01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:00,560
that squirts liquid every time the connecting hand piece is pushed.

1479
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:09,560
So, he comes over there, he grabs a box from you, flips your nipple, nipple, I almost said nickel, flips your nipple,

1480
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:14,560
and then you press him with the little flower that gets him right in the face.

1481
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:17,560
Put like ammonia in it or hydrogen peroxide.

1482
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:19,560
Yeah, or Lysol.

1483
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:26,560
And, uh, gasoline, urine, chocolate syrup.

1484
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:28,560
Garbage bag juice.

1485
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,560
Garbage bag juice, probably be the best.

1486
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:32,560
Garbage bag juice is pretty good, yeah.

1487
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:41,560
So, anyhow, then the final one that they have here is, you know, you get him right in the face of the app,

1488
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:47,560
but finally, eat Brussels sprouts and broccoli and train yourself to gas it up every time he slaps the nipple.

1489
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:51,560
Hopefully they're real yard rumblers.

1490
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:56,560
So, a guy comes up, accidentally brushes your nip, and you're, pfft.

1491
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:59,560
Well, good luck, Miss Nippy in Mississippi.

1492
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:02,560
Ride us back and let us know how bad we screwed up your life.

1493
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:04,560
Oh, awesome.

1494
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:05,560
There we go.

1495
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:10,560
You know, I had a similar situation at a job I had once.

1496
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,560
A nip flip?

1497
01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:18,560
Well, I was training a guy, but he really didn't like taking orders from anybody.

1498
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:26,560
So, I would say, you know, I would say, okay, prep these and get them all cleaned up. When they're ready, I'll come back and inspect them.

1499
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:35,560
And then, so he'd do his part, and I'd come back and inspect, and I'd say, okay, these are all fine, but these three, you know, need to be cleaned again.

1500
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:43,560
And any time I would find fault with his work, he would say, took my day.

1501
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:53,560
And he wasn't being mean or angry. He was just, he was trying to, he was teasing, and he didn't like authority, so he just couldn't bring himself to say, okay, I'll do it.

1502
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:55,560
He would just say, took my day.

1503
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:57,560
He was passive aggressive on you. Is that what we're saying?

1504
01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,560
Pretty much, yeah.

1505
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:02,560
So, when you come back, you go, I was just kidding.

1506
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:06,560
Yeah. And then he'd laugh like his big joke, and I should just like that.

1507
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:11,560
And you're like, okay, Curtis, next time, you know, you need to get these five unboxed, and took my day.

1508
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:14,560
And just over and over and over and over.

1509
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:25,560
So finally, the owner, who was the main boss, he was also the owner of the factory, he was there, and Curtis gave me another one of his, you know, flip, hey, suck my dick, comments.

1510
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:33,560
So I stood there in a loud voice, and I wasn't mad, I was in a very loud voice saying, no, Curtis, I don't want to have sex with you.

1511
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:40,560
I'm not gay. I don't care if you are, but please stop asking me to suck your dick, because I'm not going to.

1512
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:44,560
It makes me uncomfortable for you to keep hitting on me at work.

1513
01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:50,560
And he stood there with his eyes real big and his mouth open, because the whole plant was listening.

1514
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:54,560
And I was telling everybody that he kept asking me over and over to have sex.

1515
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:55,560
Oh, that's great.

1516
01:14:55,560 --> 01:15:01,560
Yeah. And I just said, you know, it's okay if you're gay, I don't care, but just quit asking me.

1517
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:04,560
You were being angry, you said, I'm just not going to have sex.

1518
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:08,560
So could you please back it down a notch and leave me alone, because I don't do that.

1519
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:15,560
And nobody, even the boss, nobody said a word to me about it, and Curtis never told me to suck his dick again.

1520
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:16,560
I love that.

1521
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:22,560
And the fun part is, one of the guys that were on the quality control line was gay.

1522
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:27,560
So when I made that big statement, Jay was over the look, and Curtis was like, huh?

1523
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:29,560
Sizing him up.

1524
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:30,560
Well.

1525
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:36,560
Of course, he found out very quickly that, you know, Curtis wasn't gay, he was just being a jerk about it.

1526
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:39,560
And Jay and I got along just fine, you know.

1527
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:40,560
Yeah.

1528
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:41,560
There's no problem.

1529
01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:42,560
Jay probably had a lot of fun with that one.

1530
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:45,560
He probably did.

1531
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:49,560
Oh, I have some gay stories of me and Mark.

1532
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:51,560
Oh, yeah, yeah, my ass still hurts.

1533
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:53,560
We'll make that for another show.

1534
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:54,560
Yeah.

1535
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:55,560
Okay.

1536
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,560
Yeah, not real gay stories, but you know.

1537
01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:00,560
No, no, we were pretending to be gay.

1538
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:02,560
And we freaked people out.

1539
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:06,560
Back then, it was like so taboo that we always took advantage of it.

1540
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:10,560
We would make anybody uncomfortable anyplace.

1541
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,560
I'm going to have to start wrapping up.

1542
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:13,560
Okay.

1543
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:14,560
All right, Rob.

1544
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:16,560
We will talk to you coming up on a podcast.

1545
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:17,560
All right.

1546
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:18,560
All right.

1547
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,560
Hey, thanks for having me again, guys.

1548
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:21,560
Enjoyed it.

1549
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:22,560
I'm having a great time with this.

1550
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:23,560
Oh, good.

1551
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:27,560
And like always, when you can't defend yourself, I would make many comments about you.

1552
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:28,560
I know.

1553
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:29,560
I know.

1554
01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:30,560
I'll get there.

1555
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,560
I'm trying to be nice right now.

1556
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:34,560
Look for Robbie on Facebook there.

1557
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:38,560
Send him nudes if you're a young man, 25 or over.

1558
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:40,560
Thank you, Mark.

1559
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:41,560
No problem.

1560
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:43,560
Make him good ones, too.

1561
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:47,560
He wants to see you in the river through your asshole.

1562
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:48,560
All right.

1563
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:49,560
Bye.

1564
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:50,560
All right.

1565
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:51,560
We'll talk to you later.

1566
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:52,560
Okay.

1567
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:53,560
Take care, man.

1568
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:54,560
Good talking to you, Robbie.

1569
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:55,560
All right.

1570
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,560
Bye.

1571
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:57,560
All right.

1572
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:58,560
Okay.

1573
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:03,560
Switch our microphone back to the other mode.

1574
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:04,560
Okay.

1575
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,560
That went reasonably well.

1576
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:10,560
That's like he's like the first guy to fall asleep at the party.

1577
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:11,560
Yeah.

1578
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:12,560
As soon as he's gone, he's going to get ripped.

1579
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:13,560
Oh, he's going to get ripped.

1580
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:14,560
Yeah.

1581
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:15,560
It's just going to happen.

1582
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:16,560
Robbie Radford.

1583
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:17,560
Yeah.

1584
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:18,560
Yep.

1585
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:19,560
Remember.

1586
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:20,560
All right.

1587
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:21,560
I have a...

1588
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:23,560
Do you remember RC Cola?

1589
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:24,560
I do.

1590
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:25,560
I like RC Cola.

1591
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:26,560
I do, too.

1592
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:27,560
It's a good alternative.

1593
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:28,560
I like Pepsi and Coke.

1594
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:31,160
I think I like Pepsi better than Coke.

1595
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:32,160
Yeah.

1596
01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:36,120
I prefer Pepsi and I'll take a Pepsi and then an RC before I'll take a Coke.

1597
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:37,120
I will, too.

1598
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,120
Because I'm not so much a Coca-Cola guy.

1599
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:44,240
Now, if they still had cocaine in it, maybe I would like Coke better.

1600
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:45,240
Yeah.

1601
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,240
Yeah.

1602
01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:49,560
They originally put cocaine or something else.

1603
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:50,560
Morphine.

1604
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:51,560
Yeah.

1605
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:52,560
And wine.

1606
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:54,560
Oh, it was wine, too.

1607
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:59,440
So it was alcohol, cocaine, and morphine was in the original Coke and it was sold to the

1608
01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:00,440
Health Time.

1609
01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:01,440
Yeah.

1610
01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:04,680
And Coca-Cola denied it for decades.

1611
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:07,560
Swore up and down that it wasn't the truth.

1612
01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:11,720
And then they found an old bottle of Coke, opened it, tested the contents.

1613
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:15,040
By God, there was cocaine in the original Coke.

1614
01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:18,480
And then the Coca-Cola company said, oh, yeah, we did that.

1615
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:19,480
Yeah.

1616
01:18:19,480 --> 01:18:20,480
Yeah.

1617
01:18:20,480 --> 01:18:21,480
And nothing was done about it, so it didn't matter.

1618
01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:23,300
It's like, okay, well, we'll stop.

1619
01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:28,340
So interesting that Coca-Cola lied to the American public for decades.

1620
01:18:28,340 --> 01:18:31,400
And then when they were forced to admit it, they did.

1621
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:33,040
And everyone said, okay, we still love you.

1622
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,040
And they bought their product anyway.

1623
01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:35,040
Yeah.

1624
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:36,040
And people didn't care.

1625
01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:37,040
They're just like, oh, you know what?

1626
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:38,040
They said they're sorry.

1627
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:45,360
So that shows that no matter how much you abuse and screw over the American public,

1628
01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:46,360
they'll still come back.

1629
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:48,000
They'll still come back for more.

1630
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,320
They come running back for more.

1631
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:51,320
Yep.

1632
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:52,320
Oh, well.

1633
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:53,320
It's true, though.

1634
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,560
It's probably not just America, but it's still in the country.

1635
01:18:55,560 --> 01:19:00,960
It's a great demonstration, actually, to show them how Americans don't really give a shit.

1636
01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:01,960
Yeah.

1637
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:02,960
Yeah.

1638
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:03,960
Very short memories.

1639
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:04,960
Yep.

1640
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:05,960
Okay.

1641
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:07,560
Well, I've always been a big three soda fan, right?

1642
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:08,560
Yeah.

1643
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:09,560
Good.

1644
01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:10,560
It's safe to say you too.

1645
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:11,560
Yeah.

1646
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:12,560
And we sound like we're very much on par.

1647
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:18,520
You know, you and I's favorites, Pepsi and then RC, a second, a little ways back there,

1648
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:19,520
but manageable second.

1649
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:20,520
Yeah.

1650
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,520
And then Pepsi.

1651
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:22,520
And then Coke.

1652
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:23,520
Yeah.

1653
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:30,360
And I like Coke out of a fountain at McDonald's really well, but out of a can or a bottle,

1654
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:31,360
not so much.

1655
01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:32,360
Yeah.

1656
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:35,400
So anyhow, I love Pepsi, Coke, and RC.

1657
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:40,040
I believe Pepsi is a front runner with Coke and RC.

1658
01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:44,080
And the only reason Coke is the second now is because it's so hard to get RC.

1659
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,080
It is.

1660
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,080
The distribution is horrible.

1661
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:48,080
Yeah.

1662
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:53,240
And so many years go by, I still love all the colas, but RC Cola has become very hard

1663
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:54,240
to find.

1664
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:55,840
And this has been for like 20 years.

1665
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:58,800
It's been going on for probably about 20 years.

1666
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:02,760
RC's distribution just can't keep up with Coke and Pepsi.

1667
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:03,760
Yeah.

1668
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:08,240
RC could be found in Walmart and local grocery chains, but not all the time.

1669
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:13,760
So for instance, the other day I was in Walmart picking up some stuff and they have one 12

1670
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:15,760
pack of RC Cola.

1671
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:16,760
Nice.

1672
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:17,760
Nice.

1673
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:18,760
And there's tons of everything else.

1674
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:19,760
Yeah.

1675
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:23,000
But you go to the section where RC should be in one, one 12 pack.

1676
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:25,120
It wasn't because they sold all that.

1677
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:26,120
It's because it's probably put...

1678
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:27,600
That's all the shelf space they had for it.

1679
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:28,600
Yeah.

1680
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:32,600
So I just really kind of forgotten about RC altogether.

1681
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:35,360
One day I was in Walmart when suddenly I see an old friend.

1682
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:38,360
This would be the Powder Blue RC artwork.

1683
01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:39,360
Powder Blue?

1684
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:41,080
Yeah, it's the old one.

1685
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,440
I don't remember that.

1686
01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:49,240
It was Powder Blue and it had an old fashioned RC circle and then RC in the middle of it.

1687
01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:50,240
Oh, okay.

1688
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:51,240
Yeah.

1689
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:52,240
I know what you're talking about now.

1690
01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:53,240
Yeah.

1691
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:56,320
And they also had two liters with the same...

1692
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:57,320
Armor.

1693
01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:58,320
Yeah.

1694
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:05,680
So I bought the 12 pack, completely forgotten about RC Cola because it's not been distributed

1695
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:07,920
very well out of pure nostalgia.

1696
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:08,920
Yeah.

1697
01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:09,920
I was like, oh my God.

1698
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:11,480
I remember that from when I was younger.

1699
01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:17,080
I grabbed it and then I was like, I'm just thrilled this gem from my sweet childhood

1700
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,080
had just re-emerged.

1701
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:20,080
I'm like, oh my God, look at this.

1702
01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:21,080
Yeah.

1703
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:22,080
Okay.

1704
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:26,880
So I suddenly go back to being a 3 Cola guy again because, only because they have the

1705
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:28,800
retro cans.

1706
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:34,240
It was originally marketed as retro cans, get them while they're here, not going to

1707
01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:35,240
last forever.

1708
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:36,240
They stopped that.

1709
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:39,280
Now all the cans and two liters are retro.

1710
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:40,280
Nice.

1711
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:44,960
And the only new logo you can get is the plastic bottles and you can't really find them at

1712
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:45,960
all.

1713
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:50,160
I mean, you can find the retro cans, you can find the retro two liters, but they've seemed

1714
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:53,520
to phase out the 20 ounce or 16 ounce bottles.

1715
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:54,520
That makes sense.

1716
01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:58,280
Kind of streamline the products so they don't have to spend as much on sizes they don't

1717
01:21:58,280 --> 01:21:59,280
sell.

1718
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:00,280
Yeah.

1719
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:06,200
So I started noticing a little bit more every now and then RC creep them back into mainstream

1720
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:09,280
society in the retro can.

1721
01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:10,280
Nice.

1722
01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:11,280
Okay.

1723
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:14,200
So you didn't see that new logo that's kind of a darker blue.

1724
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,960
It kind of looks like a brushed on RC.

1725
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:19,680
Looks like someone took a paint brush.

1726
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:25,440
It's kind of dry and drew the R and the C, just regular letters, you know.

1727
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:26,440
Yeah.

1728
01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:32,280
It seems to be that if a brand is making even an attempt to reinvent themselves, whether

1729
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:37,640
it's successful or not, that's all that matters is they tried and people are like, oh, okay,

1730
01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:38,640
yeah.

1731
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:41,240
And all of a sudden it's like there's that original surge.

1732
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:42,240
Yeah.

1733
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:46,200
Well, it sounds to me like, you know, RC was floundering so bad, then they do this new

1734
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:49,720
design and suddenly it's like, hey, wait a minute.

1735
01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:51,440
Someone said, did you see the sales?

1736
01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:55,640
As soon as we brought back that retro can, our sales have like-

1737
01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:56,880
Suddenly a lot more appealing.

1738
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:57,880
Wadrupled.

1739
01:22:57,880 --> 01:23:01,120
It reminds you of the Pat's Blue Ribbon without the Gorilla marketing.

1740
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:02,120
Yeah.

1741
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:03,120
Yeah.

1742
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:07,200
Where all of a sudden someone suggests that this was your grandfather's beer and maybe

1743
01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:08,200
you should try it.

1744
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:09,200
Yeah.

1745
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:13,200
Well, this seems to me like they suggested like, hey, Mark, you remember this from your

1746
01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:14,200
childhood?

1747
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:18,240
And I remember very well because there's a little town called Westline down from Cleveland,

1748
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:19,240
Missouri.

1749
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:24,560
And when I was down there visiting friends, they had a little convenience store there.

1750
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:28,960
The hours are like really just like, they close at like 4 p.m. and they're open up at

1751
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:31,200
9, like 9 to 4.

1752
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:32,200
Weird.

1753
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:35,000
Oh, so they had an RC machine out front.

1754
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:41,000
And all you get is RC cans and a couple other like maybe a Squirt or a Nehi Orange and that

1755
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,000
was it.

1756
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,000
Yeah.

1757
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:46,320
And I used to get those RC Cola cans out of there because I'd be there at like four or

1758
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:51,120
five when they closed and I was wanting a soda, so I'd be forced to go to the machine

1759
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:52,120
and grab one.

1760
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:54,160
And I remember those cans so well because of that.

1761
01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:56,200
They probably tasted damn good too.

1762
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,200
Yeah, they were very good.

1763
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:03,400
So fast forward to 2023, Penn State just left Pepsi in favor of RC Cola.

1764
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:04,760
A 10 year deal.

1765
01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:05,760
Amazing.

1766
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:10,040
So they are on the rebound and they're going to start emerging again.

1767
01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:16,160
Okay, I blame all this on the new, old, nostalgic logo can and bottle.

1768
01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:21,280
RC will be available in football, basketball, softball, and baseball games and food halls,

1769
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:24,600
cafeterias everywhere on campus exclusively.

1770
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:26,040
I find this fascinating.

1771
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:27,040
Yeah.

1772
01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:31,640
Because it all started with a let's bring out, let's bring back the, all of them were

1773
01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:32,640
doing that.

1774
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:36,800
Pepsi did it for a while, Coke couldn't really do it because they've always had the same

1775
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:37,800
can.

1776
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:38,800
Yeah.

1777
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:41,280
But other, there's been other products that have done it, you know.

1778
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:42,280
Yeah.

1779
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:44,240
I think Bisquick done it with big success.

1780
01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:45,560
People kind of forgot about Bisquick.

1781
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:50,560
Then they brought back the 60s writing and all of a sudden everyone sees Bisquick again.

1782
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:51,560
Yeah.

1783
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:55,200
But RC saw that initial rush and they decided to keep it.

1784
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:57,640
They didn't go back to the old logo.

1785
01:24:57,640 --> 01:25:02,960
And now all of a sudden you see them every, not everywhere, but I would say if you've

1786
01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:03,960
seen them-

1787
01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:04,960
They're resurfacing.

1788
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:05,960
Yes.

1789
01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:09,120
Four out of 100, you see them 17 out of 100.

1790
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:10,120
Yeah.

1791
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:11,120
Yeah.

1792
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:13,120
Yeah, they're resurfacing is a good way to put it.

1793
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:14,120
Yeah.

1794
01:25:14,120 --> 01:25:18,640
So I really took exception to this and I wanted to talk about it because I find this guerrilla

1795
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:23,840
marketing and retro marketing fascinating because it works.

1796
01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:28,080
You know, sometimes a brand will do this to put themselves in a position to where someone

1797
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:29,640
will buy them.

1798
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:31,000
That could be what's going on.

1799
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:32,000
Yeah.

1800
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:37,240
Because I know that 7up and RC used to be part of the same Schweppes International.

1801
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:43,200
Then RC bought 7up and now there's 7up, Dr. Pepper's 7up company.

1802
01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:46,760
And Schweppes is on its own and I think Schweppes still owns RC.

1803
01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:53,000
So I could see like maybe 7up, Dr. Pepper, if they get RC selling good enough up there

1804
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:58,560
to where that could be their third, that could be their soda for standalone machines.

1805
01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:02,640
Because everybody needs that anchor for their standalone machines and Dr. Pepper is simply

1806
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:09,720
not strong enough up here or to the north to support not having a cola in their machines.

1807
01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:10,720
Yeah.

1808
01:26:10,720 --> 01:26:11,720
Yeah.

1809
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:13,040
So anyhow, yeah.

1810
01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:20,360
I remember a couple of brands that I used to really enjoy, Shasta came out with a lot

1811
01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:24,480
of good flavors and they were generally cheaper than everyone else.

1812
01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:26,680
So I always enjoyed the Shasta sodas.

1813
01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:28,800
Shasta is good.

1814
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:33,040
And what was the other one I was thinking of?

1815
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:34,040
Fanta.

1816
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:35,040
Yeah.

1817
01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:36,040
Yeah.

1818
01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:37,040
Yeah.

1819
01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:41,000
Fanta is really good and Fanta is part of Coca-Cola now.

1820
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:42,000
Yeah.

1821
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:46,400
Fanta was a German company.

1822
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:49,120
It was actually during World War, yeah, yeah, go ahead.

1823
01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:55,120
Yeah, during World War II, Germans loved orange soda, but American companies wouldn't sell

1824
01:26:55,120 --> 01:26:58,440
them the ingredients or sell them the soda.

1825
01:26:58,440 --> 01:27:04,120
So a German company came up with their own orange soda and that's the birth of Fanta

1826
01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:05,920
orange.

1827
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:11,080
So birthed by Nazi Germany.

1828
01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:14,160
Yep.

1829
01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:21,160
That's the origin I'm sure that they're more than happy to try.

1830
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:31,760
Hey, where do they go?

1831
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:32,760
Where are the douchebags?

1832
01:27:32,760 --> 01:27:37,760
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1833
01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:38,760
Oh geez.

1834
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:39,760
Glad they're gone.

1835
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:40,760
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1836
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:41,760
Man, that smells.

1837
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:44,960
All right, so it's time for another one of these

1838
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:46,700
We really wish you good moments.

1839
01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:55,800
Thanks for watching!