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Oh shit, what's that over there? Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

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My hotel tried to charge me for air conditioning. That's not cool.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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Mate, you forever feel yourself vibrating in the pocket. It's not even in your head. If a 10 pound bag of shit could talk, this is what it would sound like. Two ass bags and a box of Cheez-Its will be right back.

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Get on the counters for us. Yes, they are. Yep. Yep. Today is Naked Wednesday here. It is. Yeah, yeah. Everybody here is naked. It's great. Weiner Wednesday. Weiner Wednesday.

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They call it Weiner and Smoothie Wednesday. It depends on what you have. Either one works.

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Mate, have you heard about the Ohio farm owner that was hospitalized after one of the zebras attacked him and nearly took his arm off?

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Oh, a zebra. I'd still think of those as being very violent animals. No, this one was. I think he's probably trying to bang it. No, there's no evidence of that at all. Okay.

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Deputies with the Picaway County Sheriff's Office found a 72 year old victim on the ground when they responded to a call about an animal bite around 5.30 p.m. Sunday in Circleville, about 30 miles south of Columbus, Ohio.

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The owner had been burning brush when he turned his back and the zebra attacked him.

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Lieutenant Jonathan R. Strasser with the Picaway County Sheriff's Office said he noted there were six to seven zebras in a fenced in area on the property. Maybe they're in the heat, maybe, or something.

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That could be. I mean, I don't know how that works, but I know most animals kind of act up whenever, like, one's in the heat. Yeah, yeah. My mom used to keep horses. I don't know how often they, they...

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Horses are kind of weird though because zebras should be similar. I was good friends with a horse breeder. He was a farmhand.

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And I think he ended up going to prison.

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Probably most of the people that lived there on the farm that breed horses. I come over there one day. We're supposed to go out drinking or some shit.

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He's literally taking this horse's penis and putting it in the mare because the horse was too stupid to.

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He would just go up against his leg and come and it's like, Oh my God, the horse seeming wasted. And the owners are all pissed off with that stupid horse.

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So he would literally have to go over there, lift the fucking horse's dick, put it in the female horse, the mare. What a fun job.

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And he's like, shut up, man. I wash my hands. I want to hear it. It was like one time the horse's dick was so big he had to like fucking lean it up on its leg, on his leg and move it up like that.

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I'm like, Oh, I was like, think it wouldn't be funny if the horse tried to mount him. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Man, that better be a good paying job. No, it wasn't. He had a place to stay in about, I think it was like back then it's like 200 a week.

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It's enough to get beer, groceries and everything else is paid for. I don't think I could wrangle horse dick for that little money.

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No, he had an old pinto, an old Ford Pinto. Good thing he drove gravel roads because you weren't fast enough to fucking kill him if he hit his rear end. Normally.

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The great American exploding car. Yes. They put the fuel tank on the very back of it, not thinking about it with a very cheap bumper. So whenever someone hit him in the back, boom. No more car.

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So the owner had been burning brush while he turned his back on the zebra and then the zebra attacked him. Lieutenant Strasser said with a picked away county police office, you notice there are six or seven zebras.

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A responding officer positioned their cruiser in an attempt to block the zebras from the victim, but a very hostile large male zebra. There you go.

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Large male zebra. There you go. Yep. Charge the driver's side door of the vehicle according to the incident report. The officer scared away the zebra using a car horn and sirens.

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The victim was sound with a hemorrhage on his right arm below the elbow and was taken away by ambulance.

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As deputies were attending to the victim, an officer saw the male zebra approach an EMS staff and the victim's family.

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The family authorized deputies to put down the animal after failed attempts to scare it away by yelling. Horse bites can be kind of nasty. Yes, it can.

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And that just leads me to believe that it was probably in heat and it's too bad that the animal had to die because it was doing what it's normally naturally supposed to do.

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But I also understand if people's life may be in danger that you have to take that into consideration. True. But it still sucks that the animal had to die just doing what it's supposed to do. In my opinion, what I think.

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There was a story recently about a man who had left his camel hitched up outside in the heat. There are places in the world where people still ride camels. Definitely. It's kind of an everyday thing.

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But this guy had taken his camel into an area. It was a super hot day. And he tied the camel up out in the sun, no shade, and left him there for like four hours where he went off and did something else.

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And the camel was so pissed at the guy when the guy came back that the camel attacked him, killed him, and stomped his head off.

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Wow. Yeah. He kept stomping on the guy until he chopped his head off for leaving him out in the sun. That camel was pissed.

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Who can you think that's what camels would want? Those are desert creatures. Guess not. Guess not. If you own a camel, you ought to know what it wants and what it doesn't want. Yeah. Note to self. Find a shade tree.

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That camel decapitated its owner for leaving it out in the heat. Oh my god. That is angry. That's mad camel. Son of a bitch. I can't believe you did this to me again. I'm going to stomp your fucking head off when you get this. You watch. You watch you son of a bitch.

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I don't imagine he was able to help if the camel is attacking the guy. He pretty much just stands back. Unless you've got a large caliber artillery or something. Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Come on. Fluffy.

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Get your pepper spray out for the camel. That didn't work. Yeah. You pretty much just watching your buddy fucking die.

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That's it. Okay. Hey, a little different note. You're about Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Oh, his charity. Yeah. What a good guy. I actually know a guy that met him that I used to work with. I didn't get to go on this job. It was a local one. I was out of town. Anyhow, he was here in town for some charity event. He was up here. They're putting in like the Hilton or something up here at the airport. The brand new one.

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And anyhow, he met him and said he's the nicest guy you could ever meet. Just like, you know, really down to earth. Talk to everybody. Talk to them. Sign an autograph even. All that. So anyhow, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar auctioned memorabilia netted at almost 3 million on Sunday with much of the proceeds going to benefit charity.

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The former Bucks and Lakers Center auctioned off four of his NBA championship rings and sold 234 lots of memorabilia, including a game used signed basketball from his final game in 1989. Wow.

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The item sold for $2,947,872.25, according to ESPN. His rings, which had started bids of $60,000 and $65,000, netted four of the five highest sales at the auction's end. Abdul-Jabbar's 1987 ring sold for the most.

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For $398,937.50. Who the hell does that? Does someone go 50 cents and then a guy goes, no, no, no, no. I'll do the $398,937, but the 50 cents amount.

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I'm guessing that it was somebody bidding in another country's currency and that's the exchange rate.

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Ah, you're right.

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It's like in Germany, you're bidding in euros and they convert to dollars and it comes out in odd numbers.

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So anyhow, okay. And then his ring from 1985 went for $343,700. That could have been an American guy that got that one.

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Well, the other rings 1980 to 88 went for $245,500 each. So that one stayed in the same country too, it looks like. The sign ball went for $270,000.50.

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So, okay, that was probably another country. Proceeds from the auction are to be donated Abdul-Jabbar's Skyhook Foundation Charity, which is dedicated to help kids learn science, technology, engineering and math.

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When it comes to choosing between storing a championship ring or trophy in a room or providing kids with an opportunity to change their lives, the choice is pretty simple.

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Abdul-Jabbar said, sell it all. The Hall of Fame for 71 won five NBA championships for the Lakers and one title with the Bucks.

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Which makes you wonder, I grew up in the Jordan era and think he's the best ever. Maybe Jabbar was. I don't know.

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It's even more impressive when you think that this is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's second fortune.

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Because he lost his first one to theft.

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There was a time in the 80s when I heard him on a radio show.

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I'm glad you remembered to go into that because he did.

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He was talking on a national radio show and he was saying, the host asked him, what drives you to keep playing after all these years? And he said, I'm broke.

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I trusted someone to manage my money and my finances and I have absolutely nothing left. If I was not here playing, I'd be homeless. So yeah, I need the money.

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One of the examples he gave is his financial advisor was buying retiring race horses and they were going to use them for breeding purposes.

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Put them out to stud. So they bought probably three million dollars worth of these horses.

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They sat on a farm and died of old age because no one ever got around to actually breeding them.

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So three million dollars of horses just died. Money gone.

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That was just one example of where his money went.

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I'd forgotten the particulars, but I remember he lost everything. It wasn't necessarily his fault. It wasn't like he gambled it or anything like that. It was just trusting somebody.

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Yeah, I think what his financial advisor was doing was going to people and say, hey, I've got tons of money here to buy and spend on stuff and I'll send it your way if you give me a 20% kickback or a 50% kickback or whatever.

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And the people are like, yeah, let's do it. So he was having Jabbar, Abdul Jabbar, however you say his correct last name, Lou Alcindor. There we go.

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Yeah, there we go. That's it.

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You know, he was having him invest in all this stuff and not telling him what half of it was or not having a plan on how to use it or knowing someone that met him.

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I just call him Abby. Yeah, there we go. Yeah.

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Yeah. Since I know someone that met him for like, I don't know, 20 seconds. Yeah. I have the right to call him Abby.

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I enjoyed his performance on the movie Airplane. Therefore, I feel like I am his long lost brother. So you can call him Abby too.

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Yes, Uncle Abby. Uncle Abby. Yeah, he's 10 years older. He can be my uncle.

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No, but good for him because what's the point of having it just sit around? That's exactly what we're saying.

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It'll all be sold when he dies and he has no clue where the money goes. So, yeah, sell it now.

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So good for him. He's decided how much he really needs for the rest of his life. We need more people like him in the world, let's face it. Yeah, really.

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All right. We went from that great story to one not so great story. Oh, boy.

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Today, I guess, is kind of turning to turn out to be cleaning out our closet episode where we have all these useless stories. Oh, yeah.

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That we never did use. All this stuff. So like all the little meat scraps that McDonald's makes the McRib out of. Yeah, this is this is the McRib show.

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Right now we're grinding pigs' asses and nutsacks and nostrils and ears all into one tasty.

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And that thing that fell on the floor yesterday. Yeah.

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Servers at a Mexican restaurant in Ohio work for only $10 a week in addition to tips left by customers, according to federal authorities.

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Meanwhile, officials say the cooks work 60 hours a week without any overtime pay.

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Now, the U.S. Department of Labor wage and our division has recovered $245,509 in back wages for six servers and 12 cooks who worked at Los Mariachos amid the labor violations, according to a February 14th news release.

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Los Mariachos LLC based in Los Susan, Ohio, did not provide a comment to McClashkey News regarding the investigation.

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The Federal Fair Labor Standards Act requires tipped employees earn a combined cash and tip minimum wage rate of only $7.25 an hour.

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Yikes. And this is a newer article. This came out this year. Can you believe that? Nationally, that's all it is.

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That's that's. Who in the fuck. You could have five people making that amount of money living in a studio and not being able to afford shit. Yeah.

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That's insane. Well, the business owners set those limits. They paid those politicians to set unrealistic.

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I ever found out of places playing people paying people that little, I would not go to their establishment. Fuck that. That's that's ridiculous.

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Yeah. Workers are also expected to get overtime pay worth the rate of at least one and a half times a regular pay rate for hours over 40 in a given work week.

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The two hundred forty five thousand five hundred ninety and back wages are investigation recovered will make a significant difference in the lives of 18 Los Mariachos employee workers and families.

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Wage in our division, district director Matthew Utley said in the release, no server should be first forced to work for just $10 a week and tips and no cook should be paid straight time for 20 hours overtime.

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Payment for at least the minimum wage and overtime is the law and the land for 85 years.

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And every person working in the US has the right to be paid their full earned wages. Yeah. Even though it's still a shitty wage.

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Wow. Yep. The abuses that go on. Oh, that's not even starting to cover it. Yeah, we would be just horrified. Yeah.

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Some of those businesses that put on such a smiley, happy, friendly face to the public inside, they're just oh, they're the worst ones. Yeah.

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They're the worst fucking ones. Usually so. I remember the little walk throughs I used to have in my old employment and I'll be smiling to go, oh, here's one of our favorite guys, Mark.

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He's so nice. I don't think it's fucking. Did you just not give me a raise for three years? Yeah, really? Yeah.

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Remember when you called me yesterday? Yeah. Yeah. Remember when you let your fucking psychopath fucking supervisor fucking just go insane and do all different kinds of fucked up shit just for the name of profit.

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Remember that? Fuck you guys. Anyhow. Yeah, it reminds me of that. They'd be walking people. Yeah, we love our people. So as they turn around and fucking get to work. Yeah.

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You know, when I see ads like that, occasionally on TV where they're showing the happy employees, the first thing I think of is these are miserable people who don't dare show how unhappy they are.

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Exactly. That's how it was there. Yeah. You couldn't show how you really felt because then you'd get complications over it.

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It's like when they're promoting a movie by showing people who've just seen the movie talk about how great it is. Yeah.

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Guaranteed that movie's a piece of crap. Yes. Because they aren't willing to show you any of the scenes of the movie. Instead, they tell you audience reactions.

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And those people have been paid to say what they're going to say on the camera. Oh, exactly. So if that's the only movie review, then you know it's garbage.

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So I take the same view on a business that shows, look at our happy employees and their families. I think, no, this is all a lie.

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Yeah, and I'll tell you, I'll give you a great example right here. If you love your employees so much. Now, I'm not saying this is the place that I worked at or not, but it could have been, but maybe it isn't.

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You know, who knows? But let's say a place like, you know, they paraded some people around that they're trying to sell some stuff to or whatever.

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And they come by, oh, he's our favorite guy and all this stuff. But what they don't tell you is, you know, there's these things called prevailing wage where you're supposed to, you're guaranteed to get a certain amount.

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And then you find out for years you did not. Yeah. And they just paid you what the fuck they wanted to. And then they still gave you shit about it. Yeah.

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Then they still ripped you off every chance they get, shaved your money here and there and everywhere they could. Yeah. So if a place really loved you, would they do that?

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No. Yeah. Yeah. Just a little food for fucking thought there.

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And you know, I've worked at some places where I was treated well and they did value me.

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But they never had to say that and be obvious about it. They do it with their actions. Yeah. They'll do it with their actions.

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So when a place is telling me how friendly and wonderful, oh, we're a family here, all I'm thinking is, that's what you want me to think.

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You're trying to create it by speaking it into existence. Yeah.

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And then another thing is, is maybe some people that are in those situations, like they're not the end all be all of everything is, maybe they weren't the primary perpetrators of that, but they let it happen. Yeah.

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Yeah. So therefore you are compliant. You are compliant and you are what you are. Yeah.

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Anyhow, we could get into a whole area where I don't want to do that. But you know, I've been too negative about that.

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I think we're having a good show. I know you mentioned earlier off here that you thought you were going a little negative.

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I think you're being very precise today. It just all depends on how you look at it. Okay.

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You're saying exactly how you feel about something. You're not taking any bones about it.

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I did not. Me, I'm all over the place because I'm a little loopy because of everything going on here recently, because you know, my wife's in the hospital right now. Yeah.

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She's going to be okay and everything. But I mean, I haven't got a lot of sleep and you know, I had to leave work early and all that stuff.

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And anyhow, I'm a little loopy. So I'm probably not only butchering the language a little bit more than normal, but I'm probably like serious when I'm not and then not when I am and that type of thing.

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So anyhow, and also I'm just going all around. Hey, you got anything you want to say?

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No. I'm going to find your podcast. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it.

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So, okay. You're about the new virtual Chinese kissing machine.

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Virtual Chinese kissing machine. That sounds like it could be like a movie title or a superhero.

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Well, the Japanese are obsessed with sex dolls, right? They want this sex doll that just like feels just like a woman.

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The way I kind of take it is they don't want to deal with women. The men don't.

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So they want something that's just like a woman that does exactly what they say and just no questions about it. That's what it seems like to me.

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Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there's another reason, but that's what it seems like to me.

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I think for some men, the perfect woman is a fully functioning woman with no mind of her own.

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Well, that's kind of what the Japanese seem to be trying to do and they're coming really close.

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Have you ever looked any of this up? No. Look it up when you get a chance. It's kind of scary really.

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So there's this new virtual Chinese kissing machine. I know Chinese and Japanese are completely different people.

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I'm not saying anything like that, but they're physically close to each other in the world.

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Yeah, and they have some little bit different ideas about some of the things that overlap, I guess.

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And Japan has invaded China. Yeah, that's true. They're not going to anymore, like they did back then.

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In the 1930s, they invaded China and did really, really horrible things there.

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Yeah, they're not going to do it again for a lot of obvious reasons and also because of past.

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They decided there's no money in it. No, there's no money in it.

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Unless you want to get rid of a lot of people, which is possible because they are overcrowded.

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True. Yeah, so anyhow, but I'm figuring the radiation will take care of that in time.

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It does. Yeah, yeah. All the nuclear wars.

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Yeah, they're like the only country that's been essentially neutered three times.

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One by us and then two by their own tsunamis.

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Gosh, that was such a mess. Oh, yeah. It still is.

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There's still Geiger counters that go over there. They're going off the hook.

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You know, radioactive waste from the US bombing it.

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They're like, we're the only people that've been nuked, man. Check it out. Everything's great.

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Yeah, we got this cool monster because of it. Yes.

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So anyhow, the device was created by a group of university students in China that have been met with criticism on social media.

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Some users called the device weird while others found humor in it, saying that their idea of a long distance relationship is probably a bad idea.

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According to Global Times, a state-run media outlet, the invention has been patented by Gansu Vocational Institute.

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The inventor, Jiang Zhaoguli, if that's how you pronounce it, who the fuck. You know what? That is how you pronounce it.

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That's perfect. That is perfect.

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Hey, we can decide how we pronounce other people's names. Exactly.

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So Zong, Jiang, Zoli is exactly perfect. They could not have said it better themselves.

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Yeah, let's see. I just look at Google. Oh, it said you're spot on, Mark. Great job.

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So, with his girlfriend led to the invention. That's where the inspiration of the device originated.

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A function app allows users to pair up anonymously with strangers in a kissing square, according to CNN, meaning users can upload their kisses for others to download and experience.

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The device works with a headphone jack and is triggered through pressure put on the device.

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The device looks like a corded pair of lips attached to a headphone jack. Very odd, but it's very popular, at least so far.

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The jack is hooked into your phone and the app loaded for your instruction to help. Happy kissing.

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Of course you know, nine out of ten of those guys are going to shove those fake lips right onto their dick or butt hole.

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I thought of that too. I was like, yeah, that's exactly what they're going to do. Only they're going to go, oh, I'm going to go home and practice with my mouth, but nothing else.

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Yeah, here's exactly how I see this going.

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These devices are eventually going to become a full sized replica of a human and it's going to be wirelessly connected to your favorite porn hub.

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And you will download the porn video and this animated sex doll will act it out for you.

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Yeah. Yep.

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No matter what the technology is, humans will find a way to porn it right up.

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You mentioned that quite a while back. And it's a hundred percent true.

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And why wouldn't this be an automatic add on to all the virtual reality headsets? You meet somebody and you get to kiss them and you feel it.

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See, there's where virtual reality falls apart. You never feel what's going on.

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You see it and hear it, but that's it. You never feel it.

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That's right.

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It's going to work in a way where you can feel it and then it's going to be porned right up out of existence.

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It is.

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Nine tenths of the technology is going to be earmarked directly for the porn industry.

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Because who else is going to buy life sized sex dolls that are internet connected?

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Porn addicts.

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The amount of money and energy humans spend to find new creative ways to have sex.

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Oh, it's...

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Mind boggling.

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Yeah. Yep. It's pretty interesting.

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And you know all the people creating all this technology, they're pretending that they're not really into porn, but that's why they're making it.

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They're depending, they're counting on enormous funding from the porn industry.

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What they're doing is they're going in that direction but acting like they're not.

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Yeah, but they're counting on the huge financial input from the porn industry to fund their robotic lips, robotic vaginas, and whatever else they're going to hook onto these sex dolls.

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But you know maybe that will cut down on human trafficking.

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You know if there's one good thing to say for it then yeah. You know what?

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Of course we're also going to wind up with daily news reports of a man was found dead in his apartment today.

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Police said that he'd been in there for 37 straight days having sex with an animated doll and forgot to eat.

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Oh, I can't wait for that.

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It's going to be over and over.

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I cannot wait for that.

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Gosh.

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So, yep.

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It really does seem to be like they're inventing new ways to masturbate.

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Hey, thank you.

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Hey, you got anything you want to say?

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No, no.

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Alright, okay, have a good day. Appreciate it.

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You know that might be a key right there.

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There's only a few ways you can make money on somebody masturbating.

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But if you can sell them an item like this doll.

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A masturbation kit.

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Or these automated lips or this doll or whatever and then get them to pay a monthly fee.

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Then you're making money off of them masturbating.

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And you know they're never going to stop.

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You're right.

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They're monetizing masturbation.

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That's it.

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What an enormous wealth that could take for somebody.

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So basically they're selling them a masturbation kit.

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It's like look, we know you can do this on your own but we have this little kit enhancer.

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This will make it so much better.

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What are things people never stop doing?

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They don't stop eating.

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They don't stop drinking.

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Breathing.

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So if you can get them to pay you on a monthly basis for doing something so basic.

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Wow.

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You'd be so rich.

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That's true.

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And a basic human urge like reproduction, you get them to masturbate according to your

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monthly fees and charges.

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Wow.

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I know.

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You get them hooked on to your service.

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I mean what an addiction that is.

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Yup.

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Meanwhile, at the White House.

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Tick tock.

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Damn you.

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Get off my lawn.

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Two thimble dicks and a crash cart will be right back.

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Damn kids.

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Two douchebags and microphone dot net.

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You're one stop for everything douchebaggery.

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You want to write us?

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You want to say something to us?

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You want to look for a live button when we go live you can call in.

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All of this stuff is right there for your ears, ears, ears, and eye holes.

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You got it chumps.

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It's all yours.

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Two douchebags and microphone dot net is up and running.

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Alright.

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Two douchebags.

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And a microphone.

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Mark.

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And I'm Topher.

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Alright.

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Well here we're a very special occasion here.

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We are at the new Kansas City International Airport.

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Or if you're putting the code into Priceline or something it is known as MCI.

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Oh yeah that's what I tend to think of it as KCI.

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Well the name is KCI but if you put the airport code in it stands for like Mid America.

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Mid continental.

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Mid continental.

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That's right.

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Mid continental.

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Although they don't always stand for anything like the code for Toronto is YYZ.

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Yeah I never would have figured that out.

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I guess it's for no reason at all because they're like.

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Yeah they're running out of letters.

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Yeah they're like well what code?

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YYZ.

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Uh huh.

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I heard the way they did it I don't know if this is true or someone was just telling me.

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Is they take the first three letters of the city's name and as long as it's not something

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like SUK or PUS or something like that you know.

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That would be awesome.

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Now if you have another city that has the same first three letters then you substitute

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you know one of the next letters instead of you know letters one two three it's you know

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letters one three and four or something like that and they start going through until they

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you know try to get any combination of its existing letters that makes any kind of sense

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and when they run out of that they just like it assigned it something random that they

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don't run into any other place like there won't be a city that needs YYZ.

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That makes as much sense as anything so.

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Yeah the idea is trying to make these city codes as unique as possible so when someone

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around the world hears MCI they know oh mid continental okay that's middle of the United

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And they just know where it is so.

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Well it also a word to anyone else who wants to do a podcast up here it's a pain in the

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It really was.

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Because we have to be in the secure spot to do it.

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Right.

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Yeah and we are going on a plane ride.

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Right we had tickets anyway so.

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Yeah so that's why we decided to get here four hours early and do a podcast.

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And actually I thought we were going to have to like run all our stuff back home and abort

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it and then come back because man they do not like you taking this equipment through

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But the fact is we're going to need it anyhow because.

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We're going to do a podcast there so.

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Yeah because the Filthy Bean has got his new line of package expressos that are hitting

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Kroger's around the Nashville area and he said even Memphis and Jackson is it Jackson

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Tennessee or something like that.

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And the metropolitan areas are all receiving his product.

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He has these blend of expressos that are just out of this world.

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And anyhow we are going to go there to promote it.

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You know these aren't like your instant coffees from you know the past days.

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These are technologies come a long way for any kind of instant beverage and these are

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Well Rick is from.

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Really really good.

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Every coffee producing country in the world searching out the best coffees.

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This is this guy's passion.

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This is what he does.

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This is what he loves.

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He is just nuts about coffee.

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He can look at a ground to coffee and pretty much tell you what it is.

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It's insane.

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It looks like a French roast probably maybe you know Colombian or whatever.

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Yeah that looks like a Peruvian nutmeg special.

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Salvadoran Antiguan if there is such a thing.

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Let's see there's the let's see what is it the Mexican pancake one.

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Let's see what's the other one.

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It's in the flavored coffees.

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Yeah the rusty trombone one too or something like that.

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So anyhow.

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Sour green apple and maple.

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Yeah the sour green apple smoothie one.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Google image all of this so you can see what we're talking about.

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Great coffee.

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But anyhow we are going there tonight.

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He set us up at the Omni again.

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Oh nice.

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Hell yeah.

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So we can like give everybody a pressed ham again like we did last time.

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Hopefully we got the front windows like we did last time.

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You see the look on people's faces when they look at them they see a pressed ham.

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Some people marvel at it.

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Some people get mad.

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Some people don't know what the fuck it is.

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Like what is that?

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It looks like maybe someone took a small child and smashed him up against the window.

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Oh my God.

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We should start drawing.

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We should start drawing it faces on our asses.

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We should.

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That's just.

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We can like put ears go pull ears.

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I don't know.

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So yeah we're going to be staying at the Omni.

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Yeah.

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And we are going to.

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I guess it's going to be a big shindig.

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He's going to actually be cooking out.

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Oh nice.

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You know the park where we're having a battle with a guy that has a damn leaf blower.

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Oh yeah.

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He's going to be cooking out there tomorrow and the weather is going to be good for it.

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So that's good.

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Yeah I get some Memphis style barbecue.

400
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Oh is that going to.

401
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Nashville style.

402
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Tennessee barbecue anyway.

403
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Is it a Memphis style or is it a Tennessee in general?

404
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Okay well it depends.

405
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Nashville has two different types of barbecue.

406
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000
One is almost a Kansas City style but not quite.

407
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Yeah.

408
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
And the other one is Memphis all the way.

409
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Okay.

410
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
So yeah.

411
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Jack Calhoun's is definitely a Memphis style and Jack's which is not related to Jack Calhoun's

412
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
but everybody thinks it is.

413
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Yeah.

414
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Is a Kansas City style.

415
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Okay.

416
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:30,000
And there's a lot of other places too and it just depends but most of it is a Tennessee

417
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:36,000
style which is more of a vinegar based sweet sauce.

418
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:42,000
They do spice their meat up but not as much as we do in Kansas City.

419
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:47,320
And there's some differences but if I had to pick a second favorite it would be Tennessee

420
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,320
style of barbecue.

421
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,800
Yeah I like that too.

422
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:55,200
As long as it's not too sour from vinegar and not too hot from spices to where I can't

423
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,440
taste it I like a lot of barbecues.

424
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,840
Yeah me too.

425
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,560
So yeah.

426
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,560
So I'm the same way.

427
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,640
I think we're pretty much in line on that.

428
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,640
Yeah.

429
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,720
So anyhow here at KCI it's a really beautiful airport.

430
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:10,720
It is.

431
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,240
I really like this new airport.

432
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:18,520
I've been getting rave reviews from people that I've talked to that have traveled through

433
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,840
it.

434
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:26,840
Definitely vast improvement over the old one because it was just it was outdated the moment

435
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,960
9-11 happened.

436
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:28,960
It really was.

437
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,000
There was just no fixing it.

438
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,200
It had to be replaced.

439
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,320
So how long did it take us?

440
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,320
13 years?

441
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,320
12 years from 9-11?

442
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,320
Oh my god yeah.

443
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:42,320
No that was 2001 so it's been 22 years.

444
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,320
22 years.

445
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,880
22 years we suffered with that ridiculous security error.

446
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,880
When they cut that airport in half you realize how small it was.

447
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,360
Yeah yeah that was.

448
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:55,960
When it wasn't cut in half it didn't seem as bad.

449
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,040
Yeah the circular terminals is what doomed it.

450
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,680
They weren't like a big round circle.

451
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,040
They were just short arcs.

452
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,040
Well here's the deal with KCI.

453
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,040
And then you had to split one of those right down the middle.

454
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:11,800
Well the people that aren't familiar KCI is three separate terminals.

455
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,800
A, B, and C.

456
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,800
Built next to each other.

457
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,800
Giant horseshoe shaped terminals.

458
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:22,360
Yeah yes and that was the beauty of it back in the 70s when they built it.

459
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,160
No one had separate terminals.

460
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:29,560
So if you're going out on a TWA back then or a Pan Am.

461
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:35,360
One would be on an A, one might be on a B, one could be on a C. It was a lot easier to

462
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,680
navigate because they were dealing with less people in three different terminals.

463
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,680
They did not overlap.

464
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,880
They don't have anything going to the other one.

465
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,440
You literally have to get out, get in a taxi, and go to the next one.

466
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:52,200
And they would group the airlines in each of the three terminals based on how likely

467
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,800
you are to transfer from one to another.

468
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:55,800
Yes.

469
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:03,880
You're not going to come flying in on Northwest and necessarily connect to Alaska Air.

470
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,560
You could have already been on Alaska Air.

471
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:12,480
I have had my flights fucked around back when I was going out of town for work.

472
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:17,360
And anyhow I had to come back on a different airline and my car was parked in the other

473
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:23,760
lot because they also have the satellite parking which is much cheaper and a little ways away

474
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,040
and they tram you into the airport.

475
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:30,000
The satellite parking has different areas too.

476
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,680
They have this one area for Southwest and let's say United.

477
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,480
Another one for Delta and Alaska or whatever.

478
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:42,080
So I had to go up there and they told me when I got off the plane, they said tell the tram

479
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,080
guy.

480
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:47,160
Since you flew around Southwest and you came back on Delta or whatever.

481
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,160
There are two different lots.

482
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:54,120
He said tell the tram guy that he's got to drop you off at bus station L and then you

483
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,200
got to wait for the red bus to pick you up.

484
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,200
What a pain.

485
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:04,800
Because the red bus did not come to the terminal because that was in Delta or whatever.

486
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,440
It was really weird the first time it ever had that happen.

487
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,440
But you're right.

488
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,480
That's how they coordinate that.

489
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:14,960
They put the ones you're most likely and since this was an oddball deal that I just got screwed

490
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,600
on because I forgot why, I think it was a weather deal.

491
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:23,600
So anyhow, I had to take first available because it was a holiday weekend.

492
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:24,600
I can't remember.

493
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,600
It could have been Easter.

494
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,640
I think it was right around this time.

495
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:31,440
And needed to get back that Sunday and this is like Saturday or something.

496
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,640
So they had to do whatever they did.

497
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:43,040
And they're like, I think it might have been Frontier and I flew there on Southwest.

498
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,000
So anyhow, they don't jive at KCI at all.

499
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,120
They're like, they couldn't be further away from each other.

500
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:54,400
Anyhow, but alright, enough of that because that probably bores the piss out of people.

501
00:40:54,400 --> 00:41:00,440
So anyhow, do you know that Gen Z has a Twitter war against the Millennials?

502
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,440
Oh my God.

503
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,000
What a useless thing to do.

504
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,680
Why do they hate the Millennials so bad?

505
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,660
Don't you think they'd hate us more?

506
00:41:07,660 --> 00:41:10,600
Like the Boomers, we ruined everything and had the best time.

507
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,240
You'd think they'd be throwing shade on us instead of those guys.

508
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,480
The Millennials are the product of us.

509
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:21,000
We're all fucking screwing our brains out and drinking and fucking tripping on drugs

510
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,240
and the Millennials just sat there like fucking Jell-O.

511
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:28,600
So, but anyhow, Gen Z is going after those guys instead of us.

512
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,280
They're probably like, those guys are about dead, forget them.

513
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,280
Don't bother with them.

514
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,080
Go after the Millennials.

515
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:39,920
Who's the youngest of all these groups?

516
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:45,920
This is Gen Z. Gen Z is the youngest demographic that counts, I guess.

517
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,920
Like even registering is on me.

518
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,760
So they have to start the alphabet over for the next generation.

519
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,760
I guess.

520
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,160
I was wondering that too.

521
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:57,360
Because we had, Gen X was a big one and I'm officially really, I'm a Gen Xer.

522
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:02,440
I'm not a Boomer because I was a few years into Gen X.

523
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,480
So Gen X was like the big thing.

524
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,080
Oh my God, the world's going to hell.

525
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,080
Look at Gen X.

526
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:13,600
You know, and then all of a sudden they came up with all these other terms that aren't

527
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,600
even around anymore.

528
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,600
Like the Voids.

529
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,120
The Millennials still stuck around.

530
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,160
Is that in place of Gen Y?

531
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,160
I don't know.

532
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,160
Yeah.

533
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:29,320
Well, my point being, at some point the next generation is going to come along and look

534
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,080
at Gen Z and say, we're not Gen anything.

535
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,080
That's stupid.

536
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,560
And you're stupid too.

537
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,280
I was waiting for that already.

538
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,800
It's like, why would anyone go, okay, we're Gen Z.

539
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:39,800
Yeah.

540
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:46,040
Gen X I kind of like because Gen X kind of had a certain kind of, I don't know if you

541
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,040
call it a gravita.

542
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:51,800
Kind of a little savoir faire, a little zing too.

543
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,320
Anything with X has a little bit of weight to it.

544
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,680
Oh shit, here comes Gen Xer.

545
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:59,360
That's right bitches, I'm here to clean this fucking place out.

546
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:00,360
But who wants it?

547
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,360
Come on.

548
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:04,640
Who's the next generation is?

549
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,320
The next generation coming is going to make fun of them the way they're making fun of

550
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,920
the ones ahead of them.

551
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,360
So their turn to be ridiculed is coming.

552
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,920
The Millennials are not fighting back.

553
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,600
The Millennials, I don't know what the fuck they're doing, crying in the corner.

554
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,600
They don't like us.

555
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,600
Oh my God.

556
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,160
Maybe they're being like us and they just don't care.

557
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,640
It kind of almost, yeah, that's true.

558
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:38,320
It kind of almost looks like to me like Gen Z is like a snappy, angry little generation.

559
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:42,480
And where the generations after us were kind of like a little calmer, a little calmer,

560
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:47,240
a little nicer, a little kinder, gentler, oh no, we can't make fun of people.

561
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:50,960
It's almost like Gen Z is like fuck every one of you guys.

562
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,360
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, we don't adhere to anything.

563
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,520
It almost looks like that, like they come around the corner and said, hey, this is us

564
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,120
and we don't adhere to any of your bullshit.

565
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,880
And that's the attitude that the punk movement had in the 70s.

566
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,120
Yes, they're like the new punks maybe, I don't know.

567
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:10,980
And it's the attitude that the shoe gazers had during the grunge era.

568
00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:14,080
So this is nothing new, this is just a recycled attitude.

569
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:19,560
Yeah, and it comes around every so much because all of these are the product of the generation

570
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,240
below, before it.

571
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:24,960
Like Gen X or whatever.

572
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:29,840
Okay, the first part of Gen X was like the glam sleeves.

573
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,160
Well what derived from that was the opposite.

574
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,160
Yep.

575
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:38,160
It was like, no, no, we're not putting on those, no, no, no, we're not doing our hair,

576
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,160
no.

577
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,160
It's like a reset.

578
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,160
Yeah, yes.

579
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:45,560
So the great reset happens and then all of a sudden it's like, okay, well shit, these

580
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,120
guys aren't doing anything, got nothing else going on.

581
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,800
Well, we're going to have to do something else.

582
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,120
So it goes into a different.

583
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:55,560
So it goes into weird, like, hey, let's all wear polka dots and dresses that look like,

584
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,520
I don't know, Christmas trees.

585
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,520
Yeah.

586
00:44:58,520 --> 00:44:59,520
And let's be like non-sexual.

587
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,520
Yeah.

588
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:08,320
It's just like, go the complete opposite because 90s was kind of like the horror generation

589
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,320
almost.

590
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,680
It's like the girls barely wore anything.

591
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:17,440
And I mean, really, I mean, for what I gather, people can say whatever, but it just.

592
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,920
And that was the late 60s too.

593
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,880
Yeah, the 90s were a reflection of the late 60s.

594
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,480
Free love, whatever.

595
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,480
Fuck my parents.

596
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,880
You know, they ruined everything.

597
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:27,880
Fuck corporations.

598
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,160
Fuck the government.

599
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,440
You know, that type of an atmosphere.

600
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,440
Yeah.

601
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,440
Once they learned wear a condom and AIDS isn't as big an issue, that was like, yeah, there

602
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,440
we go again.

603
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,440
Oh, it mainly gets gay people.

604
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,000
All right, let's start fucking again.

605
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,360
That's pretty much the way it happened was also was like, everyone hit the brakes.

606
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,360
What do you mean?

607
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,360
It got in the hetero.

608
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,360
Oh shit.

609
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,360
Stop.

610
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:54,720
You know, throughout history, when we have, you know, society going one direction, it

611
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:56,720
tends to go the other direction eventually.

612
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:59,480
Well, someone gets smart and goes, I'm not doing that.

613
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,480
Yeah.

614
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,360
And then someone looks at it and goes, I'm not doing that either.

615
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,480
Someone looks at them too and goes, I'm not doing that either.

616
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:09,000
And pretty soon everyone's not doing that.

617
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:15,500
For minor things, you know, in minor shifts, you know, we swing back and forth, but sometimes

618
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:19,280
we liberal and conservative in our attitudes or in our policies.

619
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,760
You know, and I can shift between both of them in a hair.

620
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:23,760
Yeah.

621
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,400
It just depends on how I feel that day.

622
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:31,960
Sometimes, you know, the part that interests me kind of concerns me too, I guess, is when

623
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:37,480
a society changes how things tend to go.

624
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:42,040
I'm trying to think of an exam, other example, but all I can think of is examples where societies

625
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:48,520
get more and more permissive, more and more open, more and more freedoms.

626
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:54,520
And then eventually they collapse under their own corruption, laziness, whatever.

627
00:46:54,520 --> 00:47:01,640
And then outside much more strict and puritanical force comes in and resets everybody.

628
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:02,640
Yes.

629
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:07,720
But it's not necessarily the society itself saying, oh, we need to straighten up here.

630
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:10,000
No, they'd make themselves weak targets.

631
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:16,720
I've got a great example from the outside and the Z and the Y and all this.

632
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:20,320
Do you remember the movement in the middle of the grunge era?

633
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,960
There was big band swing.

634
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,720
There was a concerted effort to bring the twenties back.

635
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:27,720
Yeah.

636
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:28,720
Or in twenties.

637
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:31,040
It was in the middle of the grunge era and it was huge.

638
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,040
Brian Setzer Orchestra.

639
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,040
Yes.

640
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,040
Yeah.

641
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,040
Yeah.

642
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,040
Squirrel nut zippers.

643
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,040
Yes.

644
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,040
There's Mighty, Mighty Boss tones.

645
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,040
Yes.

646
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,800
And then there's the real big fish.

647
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:41,800
Yes.

648
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:42,800
Yeah.

649
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,800
And it's right in the middle of the grunge era.

650
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,080
And I don't even know how it's going to be looked at.

651
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:51,800
I mean, to me it was like a ragtime type of, you know, big band swing.

652
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,960
And I've always loved that type of music.

653
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,800
That is some of the best music ever put out.

654
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:56,800
Yeah.

655
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,080
Just like I was telling you in California and on the cruise ship a couple of months

656
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,240
ago, American standards are huge.

657
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:03,240
Yeah.

658
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:06,240
I mean, we went into three different restaurants while we're there in California.

659
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:08,000
No, actually four.

660
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Four.

661
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:14,800
And the one we went to at the pier, that Mongolian place, they also played American standards

662
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,800
too.

663
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,840
And I thought that was really refreshing.

664
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:18,840
Yeah.

665
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,000
But I want to know why you come here, you go anywhere.

666
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,120
You don't hear American standards anywhere.

667
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,120
Right?

668
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,120
No.

669
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:30,200
I don't even think we have a station that covers American standards.

670
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,700
You can't turn on down the dial and find them.

671
00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:34,120
Probably on SiriusXN somewhere.

672
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,400
Well, you could probably get that there, yes.

673
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:40,800
But the American standards is really big again over there.

674
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,720
Or maybe it's like I think what you pointed out, they don't want to offend anybody.

675
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:45,720
So how do you do that?

676
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:46,720
Yeah, it's pretty safe music.

677
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:47,720
Yeah, it's real safe.

678
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:48,720
Yeah.

679
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:54,160
And a lot of it is probably public domain now, which means they don't have to pay royalties.

680
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,760
Even the Frank Sinatra stuff, some of that is public domain.

681
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,240
So yeah.

682
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:03,440
But bottom line is, if it doesn't work for them, they're not going to use it no matter

683
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,440
what.

684
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,440
No, that's what I was thinking too.

685
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:10,920
Why in the world would they do it if people were not enjoying it?

686
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,960
Well okay.

687
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:17,160
I guess you would look at what do people think of when they hear that music?

688
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,840
What's the feeling in their hearts?

689
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:26,320
Do they think warm, fuzzy, happy thoughts of a simpler time when things weren't as complicated?

690
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,720
Post-COVID I think is that's what it is.

691
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:31,560
I think they're like, you know what?

692
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,400
We want to go back to a simpler time.

693
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,160
And actually, I think you just hit it.

694
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,160
Yeah.

695
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,320
That's why they're doing it.

696
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,720
They want people to enjoy themselves again.

697
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:41,720
Yeah.

698
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:45,240
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

699
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:48,120
It's strange insults from an alien.

700
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,120
Real hilarity.

701
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,120
Are you always such an idiot?

702
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:59,040
Or do you just show off when I'm around?

703
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,440
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

704
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,320
It's strange insults from an alien.

705
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:06,320
Real hilarity.

706
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:12,480
May, your five year old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.

707
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:13,480
Oh shit.

708
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,480
What's that over there?

709
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,480
Oh no.

710
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,480
This island of horrible jokes.

711
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:17,480
Ugh.

712
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,480
A headache stricken man explained to his doctor, you have to help me.

713
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,480
I'm shrinking.

714
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:20,480
The doctor said I will.

715
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:21,480
You have to be a good friend.

716
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,480
I'm not going to die.

717
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:23,480
I'm going to die.

718
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,480
I'm going to die.

719
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,480
I'm going to die.

720
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,480
I'm going to die.

721
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,480
I'm going to die.

722
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,480
I'm going to die.

723
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:29,480
I'm going to die.

724
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:30,480
I'm going to die.

725
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:31,480
I'm going to die.

726
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:32,480
I'm going to die.

727
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:33,480
I'm going to die.

728
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,480
I'm going to die.

729
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:35,480
You have to be a little patient.

730
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:45,960
Two monkey fuckers and a toaster will be right back.

731
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:49,960
So I believe that, I think you hit it Christopher.

732
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:55,040
I think that it is, you know, trying to bring things back to basics.

733
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,040
Just be happy.

734
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:01,340
Yeah, pleasant memories or whatever it is you associate with the, with the arrow.

735
00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:08,620
I was trying to think the 20s is more of the outlaw era that was post World War

736
00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:14,660
One. So everybody who was alive was just damn glad to be alive. It was post

737
00:51:14,660 --> 00:51:19,420
Spanish flu which was their version of COVID killed way more people.

738
00:51:19,420 --> 00:51:25,900
A lot more people and they didn't have the medical attention or nothing.

739
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:35,540
They didn't have anything really for it and also they didn't have a diagnosis

740
00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:39,900
for it so someone in the family got it and they got ill the rest of family got

741
00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:43,820
it and they were dead probably. Yeah and there's a lot more close living in

742
00:51:43,820 --> 00:51:50,180
unsanitary conditions. Yes. It was also a time of prohibition because that took

743
00:51:50,180 --> 00:51:54,900
that that came about right after World War One was the outlawing of alcohol.

744
00:51:54,900 --> 00:52:02,060
Yeah and let's see so the wild roaring 20s and the flappers and everything it's

745
00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:11,380
it was all associated with the illegal alcohol industry. But there again it's

746
00:52:11,380 --> 00:52:14,260
you know what do people think of when they think of the 20s and if they think

747
00:52:14,260 --> 00:52:18,700
of fun stuff and good times then that's all you know. The 30s everyone

748
00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:24,740
thinks about the Depression pretty much. Yeah and in the 40s people tend to

749
00:52:24,740 --> 00:52:30,540
think of post World War Two instead of the war. Yeah building, getting a family, the

750
00:52:30,540 --> 00:52:36,860
suburbs were created. It's funny to think there were no suburbs until after

751
00:52:36,860 --> 00:52:42,100
World War Two. That's pretty much when they started. This is for families. Come

752
00:52:42,100 --> 00:52:48,500
build your family over here. Yeah the area where my home is built was a

753
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:55,900
golf course course until after World War Two and they converted all

754
00:52:55,900 --> 00:53:00,260
the homes. In fact one of the houses that's that's in the neighborhood is the

755
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:06,260
former golf clubhouse and you can still tell that it was a clubhouse. So you know

756
00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:11,460
suburbs were being invented on the fly. That was you know that's pretty a

757
00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:18,220
pretty much a fun time to remember. You get into the 50s it's more Cold War

758
00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:22,900
yeah that's when everyone thought the world was gonna end for the first time.

759
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:29,500
Yeah. You know Russia was building their nukes, we were building ours, eventually

760
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:33,740
led to the missile crisis in the 60s early 60s and all that which is gonna

761
00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:38,340
lead into my President Kennedy kale story here after this Gen Z story that

762
00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:44,140
we're not getting to. On and on and on. Yeah no no no that's fine I really love

763
00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:47,700
what we're going there. Alright then two more points for the 50s that also

764
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:55,980
hammered home the Cold War was in 1949 China turned communist and so then you

765
00:53:55,980 --> 00:54:01,660
had China and Russia two big communist slash socialist powers. And all this has come to

766
00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:05,780
a head this is when they started having drills at school about nuclear weapons

767
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:10,580
and fallout shelters being designated. Yeah the grade school I attended was

768
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:15,740
part of it was registered as a fallout shelter and we had nuclear bomb drills

769
00:54:15,740 --> 00:54:20,220
where they'd have us crawl under our desks and cover our heads. Yeah. None of

770
00:54:20,220 --> 00:54:23,700
which would have made any difference at all. It was just something to make us

771
00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:33,220
feel better. I remember just seeing an atom bomb with Hiroshima and Nagasaki and I ain't going okay you want me to put my head underneath there?

772
00:54:33,220 --> 00:54:41,060
Yeah. I thought it was pretty futile just for a tornado. I better be pretty much 30 miles away and be dodging debris at this point.

773
00:54:41,060 --> 00:55:10,220
Yeah it's like come on now. Yeah. It's like you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go out there and hope it gets me you know I used to joke around if I find out they launched I'm gonna find out you know at that time was Rutgers-Kabauer Air Force Base. Oh yeah Dickie Goober. Yeah Dickie Goober yeah I was like I'm gonna go straight in the middle of there. Be ground zero. Ground zero. Yeah and hope they're online. And then after they dissolved I was like you know what I'm going downtown Kansas City and I'm fucking mooning it.

774
00:55:10,220 --> 00:55:40,100
All the way down because I don't want to be trying to eat radioactive deer. Oh really? Yeah. And then the Korean War started in 1950. That's right. And that was the first time that the capitalist west and the communist east directly fought on a military basis. So yeah that was the start of the 50s. So that's what made the 50s all about the Cold War and us versus them and why you have so many aliens invading movies because they worried

775
00:55:40,100 --> 00:56:01,380
about the commies invading. Yeah and I'm gonna switch the first story because this actually leads right into it. Okay. Okay so we're gonna keep going along the timeline. So then after that was the Vietnam War. The Vietnam War President Kennedy did not want to be a part of. Yeah and we're bailing out the French basically.

776
00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:19,740
He did want to be part of it. His Vice President. Yeah. So last year I was listening to one of the shows I listened to and I listened to Bubba the Love Sponge still. I think he does a great show still. It's quite a bit different than it used to be but it has to be because of FCC and other idiot shit.

777
00:56:19,740 --> 00:56:49,220
And you know can't do this can't do that. Oh my god don't offend anybody fucking bullshit going on. So the show's quite a bit different but I still find it very entertaining. And they brought up something last week and I looked it up afterwards. Last year the CIA actually pretty much admitted said yeah you know or the CIA did. They came out with the unclassified documents. Freedom of information kind of thing. Declassified documents. The CIA had President Kennedy killed.

778
00:56:49,220 --> 00:57:08,100
If you don't believe it look it up. I did. But they asked like Siri on their show. And it's like yeah you know according to several sources the CIA was involved in the killing of President Kennedy. I'm like and then I got to looking up and it's pretty much common knowledge now. They just let it out. No one's alive.

779
00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:36,620
Yeah no one kind of cares anymore. Yeah so I uncovered the real reason. I mean yeah you know Vietnam was part of it. They want you know he didn't want to be a part of it. And of course the great military industrial complex. Yeah war machines. Eisenhower is the one that coined that. And he was a great military leader. He was a general. And a damn good president. And he's the one that came up with it.

780
00:57:36,620 --> 00:58:00,340
Yeah and he was telling us watch out for it. Yes. He was saying you know don't embrace it. Don't feed it. Watch out for it because it's not your friend. Yeah he's right. And what do we do. We fed it. We made it our pet. That motherfucker is so obese right now. Yeah. Yeah. It can't move. So okay. Newly uncovered story about Kale.

781
00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:30,260
Last year in the news there was some very interesting stories on how President Kennedy was actually the target of the CIA and was assassinated. So now our crack staff here at two douche bags and a microphone and this is Plummer's crack. Yes. The other crack we don't even want to go into. We're still trying to get some of our equipment. That's why we still have to keep doing these disclaimers. Yeah we really got to. I mean I did speak to those two pawn shops. Yeah and they said they'll save it for us but we still got to pay for it. Yeah that's right.

782
00:58:30,260 --> 00:58:48,180
Last time. So well we learned a lot less and learned. Yeah. Yeah. So just Plummer's crack. So now our crack staff here at two douche bags and microphone have uncovered the first plot schemed up by the Central Intelligence Agency also known as the CIA. Yes. Yeah for you newbies out there or whatever.

783
00:58:48,180 --> 00:59:07,380
So newly uncovered documents were located underneath President Kennedy's museum. These documents were found underneath JFK's favorite whoopee cushion under his guest recliner that he sat in the Oval Office during his term. Evidently he's quite a prankster. Yeah I can see that definitely.

784
00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:31,300
Because they said OK Mr. Brezhnev. Was it Brezhnev back then or Khrushchev. Khrushchev yeah. Yeah yeah. Hey sit right here Khrushchev. That's not funny I do not fart. I push button now. Oh no now you get it. I get with CIA you dead man. You dead man.

785
00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:51,220
How come I sound Oriental. I don't know. OK anyhow. I don't know. The documents outlined a failed plan that President was going to be often offered kale to eat with his regular food. The CIA was going to feed it to him regularly and then declare him incompetent to serve with the kale the primary reason for his insanity.

786
00:59:51,220 --> 01:00:07,700
Well yeah if you're eating a lot of kale that's a sure sign of mental illness. They really didn't want to kill him but they wanted to prove that he was insane. I was going to go look who else would eat this garbage every day. That was so smart because if they just killed him he becomes a martyr and a loved figure.

787
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:25,460
But if you show him eating kale then everyone would turn from him just naturally. They had video footage. They was playing this big all out like look he loves kale. And then they would have ousted him and said look man you're not fit to serve. We have several hours of you eating kale and loving it.

788
01:00:25,460 --> 01:00:43,220
Yep that's in the territory of being caught with your sister's best friend. You know something like that. You know they really didn't want to kill him but the first plot failed when Kennedy ordered kale never to be served or offered again while he was in office.

789
01:00:43,220 --> 01:00:58,980
So the kale lobby would definitely put out a contract on him at that point. Yes yeah. So you know even kale was hated back then as well. Years of watered down educational systems led to this insane love for the joke played on man.

790
01:00:58,980 --> 01:01:21,140
America again you're welcome. President Kennedy would have been alive if he could have stomached that shit. But he couldn't stomach it so kale strikes again. Yes it does. Kale ruined America. And is continuing to get his sticky nasty limbs all over everything.

791
01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:37,140
Well I guess I'll go back to my Gen Z story now. We don't want to get the kale liberation front too worked up. We did our daily bagging of kale so I guess we'll just go ahead and move on.

792
01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:53,140
Okay so Gen Z is all over the millennials and millennials are over there scratching their nuts looking off into space. So online war between Gen Z and millennials is real. Gen Z has launched an all out online war against the odds.

793
01:01:53,140 --> 01:02:15,140
Here is just a few comments Gen Z has made online. Any generation that uses words such as doggo, adult teen, or living in one bedroom apartments overshadowing their Harry Potter houses and being obsessed with avocado toast are responsible for the nation's decline.

794
01:02:15,140 --> 01:02:32,140
Oh my gosh. I'm sorry but when it's put like that I think I kind of agree with it. Yeah. Come on avocado toast. Nobody loves it as much as they act. That's almost like a kale thing. Yeah it's almost. I mean kale is just you know.

795
01:02:32,140 --> 01:02:53,140
It's a shame when something that has some value and merit suddenly becomes trendy so then it's you know it's just like imagine if having a black umbrella meant that you were secretly a Nazi. Everybody would be dumping their umbrellas and running out and buying other colored umbrellas.

796
01:02:53,140 --> 01:03:06,140
That's true. For no good reason other than you know all of Jesus. I'm not a Nazi I can't wear this. Yeah. Yeah so then you take something like avocado toast and then it suddenly becomes the big thing so of course I have to stop eating it.

797
01:03:06,140 --> 01:03:20,140
Otherwise I'm one of the sheep. I got another great example. Pineapples. Oh yeah. Wearing something with a pineapple. Yeah. Well I found out it is an upside down pineapple not a pineapple but people don't know that. Oh it's an upside down pineapple.

798
01:03:20,140 --> 01:03:38,140
Yeah so people are just wearing pineapple shirts not thinking anything about it. It's not an upside down pineapple so it's not actually the swingers whatever. Secret code. Secret handshake. Yeah. Yeah. So there are a lot of people out there just like fucking pineapples. I think they're cool.

799
01:03:38,140 --> 01:03:52,140
Yeah my wife I think has a shirt with pineapple on it so I feel a little better about her wearing that now. Yeah. Yeah. So you just gotta let it be known if anyone starts like giving her the look or something or if they're like hey come on let's come on back let's get some drinks at our house.

800
01:03:52,140 --> 01:04:11,140
Then you make sure. Yeah. Look this is not upside down. Read your rule book. You must be new at this. Yeah. Yeah. How is it that I'm not a swinger and I know more than you. Yeah stay in your lane fucker. Stay in your lane.

801
01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:33,140
So the next one is if Millennials are finding it impossible to own houses and hold down grown up jobs it won't get any better for future generations. That one was a little bit more serious it wasn't quite so funny. Yeah. But it's a little profound because I want to see what the statistics on a Gen Z work. Yeah.

802
01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:49,140
I'll see a whole lot of them seem like jumping out over everything to go to work. I don't know that's true. The other day is Cindy and I were driving to see someone.

803
01:04:49,140 --> 01:05:03,140
There was a big construction area where shops are going up. But on the upper floors was going to be like condos and housing.

804
01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:19,140
And then I started thinking people like that are the ones that are going to be driving the electric cars that only go 100 miles between charges because they're never going to go more than 10 or 15 miles anyway. Yeah.

805
01:05:19,140 --> 01:05:39,140
And for the most part a lot of them aren't even own cars. And for that matter they probably won't even worry about buying a house they'll just live in that apartment above you know these shops and things. Yeah. So the whole paradigm of you grow up move out buy your own house buy a car every adult in the household has their own car.

806
01:05:39,140 --> 01:05:53,140
That's just not a thing anymore. Yeah. And it was cool for a long time but I guess it is ready for a change. I guess so. You know like a hundred years ago not everybody had a car.

807
01:05:53,140 --> 01:06:06,140
So now we're going back to not everybody even wants a car. That's it. Not everybody even wants one. Yeah. It's not just like not everyone has a car for any reason. It's like not everybody wants one. Yeah.

808
01:06:06,140 --> 01:06:23,140
And I'm like no thank you. And you know I like that more than you know here's the latest electric vehicle run out and buy it for 100 grand. And by the way building it and making the batteries pollutes more than driving a gasoline car for 20 years. Oops.

809
01:06:23,140 --> 01:06:35,140
For my part it's more like you know how about if I just don't use any car for a while. Yeah. Instead of you know replacing my gas car with an electric car. How about I just rarely use a car.

810
01:06:35,140 --> 01:06:51,140
Yeah. That works and it doesn't involve me spending any money. Oh that makes me a bad person. I didn't spend money. Sorry. That makes me un-American. You have to spend money every time a fad jumps up.

811
01:06:51,140 --> 01:07:07,140
The next one is we come in peace goodness and gracious. Why are they so furious at us. But I don't see that at all. Gen Z is like this is stuff that's going on on Tik Tok every night. So they think we're furious with them.

812
01:07:07,140 --> 01:07:21,140
No no no. They let's see what is it. Gen Z millennials. They think millennials are mad at them. But the millennials aren't responding.

813
01:07:21,140 --> 01:07:38,140
Okay. So this is more like this is sounding more like the case of the adult dog is in the house relaxed and the little new little kitten runs up and starts pawing at him and the dog's like oh what. I don't care.

814
01:07:38,140 --> 01:07:49,140
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the Gen Z is the little kitten thinking they're taking on Goliath and the dog's like. Yeah I felt this whole thing to be so odd because it's just like.

815
01:07:49,140 --> 01:08:02,140
How interesting that they want to paint themselves as the hated oppressed ones. Yeah. They just they just don't know how to live as a regular person. They have to have some big enemy they're fighting against all the time.

816
01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:18,140
That's what it sounds like. I'm going to do some more research on this too but I got one more quip from Tik Tok. And that's it. I just wanted to cover this a little bit and then I'm going to look into a little bit more and try to find out some certain things like where did it start.

817
01:08:18,140 --> 01:08:39,140
The origination like did someone like say something that infuriated all the Gen Z ears and also they start lashing back near or if they're just bored and fucking off or if they're you know but I just found it weird because the article was basically saying that you know Gen Z is all over the Millennials and the Millennials aren't even showing up.

818
01:08:39,140 --> 01:08:43,140
Yeah. Yeah. They can't even find their car keys.

819
01:08:43,140 --> 01:08:46,140
So, anyhow.

820
01:08:46,140 --> 01:08:52,140
Anyhow, the last one. Tired of boomers bunching the Millennials and Gen Z's together.

821
01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:57,140
So we finally got an honorable mention. Yeah. Well I mean, I guess or X.

822
01:08:57,140 --> 01:09:12,140
I didn't get a mention I guess but yeah, tired of boomers bunching Millennials and Gen Z's together. I personally don't want to be associated with people who think Harry Potter movies are a personality trait.

823
01:09:12,140 --> 01:09:17,140
And I thought that was kind of cute. Yeah. Okay, I get it.

824
01:09:17,140 --> 01:09:20,140
So, anyhow.

825
01:09:20,140 --> 01:09:32,140
Take that for whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. I just thought it was kind of cute and kind of stupid and for no reason so it's like yeah you know what, just fucking report on it.

826
01:09:32,140 --> 01:09:49,140
Yeah, I read things where supposedly some generations are really angry at boomers for polluting the world or screwing up this or that. I remember reading an article but only read one of them, and then I never could find it again.

827
01:09:49,140 --> 01:10:03,140
And it was talking about how I guess it'd be the Gen Z ears and maybe possibly possibly the Millennials were saying, why should they give a fuck about these old the oldsters kicking off because of COVID.

828
01:10:03,140 --> 01:10:15,140
They ruined the whole earth and they just handed us this pile of shit. Yeah, ruined it for profit. And then they turn around and said fuck you guys and handed us this pile of shit. What do we care.

829
01:10:15,140 --> 01:10:19,140
Well, we just go ahead and just keep spreading this stuff and fuck them.

830
01:10:19,140 --> 01:10:23,140
You know, remember those own layer I should have had, you know.

831
01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:31,140
Yeah, and then that kind of disappeared when young people started dying of COVID. Yes, and then all of a sudden is like, let's find a vaccine right now.

832
01:10:31,140 --> 01:10:49,140
Yeah, yeah when AIDS became a big thing. Most people didn't care because, oh, it just attacks those gays and they're icky anyway, you don't like them. So, they were more than happy to have this strange new cancer that only kills gay people, which is how it kind of was originally presented.

833
01:10:49,140 --> 01:10:57,140
Yeah, yeah. But as soon as they realized that, oh, anyone can get it. Uh oh. We got to fix it right now.

834
01:10:57,140 --> 01:11:13,140
Yeah, we got to fix something about it. Yes, your average, you know, married white American man who makes more than $75,000 a year suddenly became his problem because the call girl that he sees once every two weeks could have AIDS.

835
01:11:13,140 --> 01:11:24,140
Yeah, so that's when it became. She was probably an intravenous drug user, which was a higher, a higher percentage of victims.

836
01:11:24,140 --> 01:11:29,140
Because, yeah, any IV intravenous drug user.

837
01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:40,140
Yeah, sex is is not 100% for transmission, but IV drug sharing a needle like that. That's pretty much almost 100%.

838
01:11:40,140 --> 01:11:52,140
Yeah. Yeah. So that's that's a really fast way to catch it. But anyway, that's yeah, that's kind of how AIDS became a big deal for the pharmaceutical companies to worry about.

839
01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:58,140
I think it's Dr. Fauci completely fucked up.

840
01:11:58,140 --> 01:11:59,140
It's in me.

841
01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:07,140
And that fucking gain of function research and people treat him like a hero.

842
01:12:07,140 --> 01:12:15,140
So, well, you know, I kind of think it was going to happen somehow because, you know, they needed to do a test run.

843
01:12:15,140 --> 01:12:22,140
It could be but piss me off. They're over there doing it. Haven't done in China because there's a lot over here. Yeah, for profit.

844
01:12:22,140 --> 01:12:29,140
And then he comes back and acts like, oh, here, here. I'll save you guys. No, if you really want to save us, you wouldn't be over there doing it.

845
01:12:29,140 --> 01:12:31,140
You fuck ass.

846
01:12:31,140 --> 01:12:38,140
So yet another argument in favor of global government is then if it's illegal here, it's illegal there, too.

847
01:12:38,140 --> 01:12:40,140
Yeah, true.

848
01:12:40,140 --> 01:12:46,140
So anyhow, I've got a new dear deuce bags coming up. OK, yeah.

849
01:12:46,140 --> 01:12:52,140
I have an interesting question for you about ethnicity and national culture.

850
01:12:52,140 --> 01:13:11,140
Well, it sounds good. All right. We'll be back with your deuce bags and then Chris Topher's question. All right. All right.

851
01:13:11,140 --> 01:13:37,140
Oh, hey, where do they go?

852
01:13:37,140 --> 01:13:42,140
Where are the deuce bags? Oh, my God. Someone took a dump in the corner.

853
01:13:42,140 --> 01:13:48,140
Oh, geez. Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back.

854
01:13:48,140 --> 01:14:15,140
Man, that smells.