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Oh shit, what's that over there? Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.
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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.
Mate, you forever feel yourself vibrating in the pocket. It's not even in your head. If a 10 pound bag of shit could talk, this is what it would sound like. Two ass bags and a box of Cheez-Its will be right back.
Get on the counters for us. Yes, they are. Yep. Yep. Today is Naked Wednesday here. It is. Yeah, yeah. Everybody here is naked. It's great. Weiner Wednesday. Weiner Wednesday.
They call it Weiner and Smoothie Wednesday. It depends on what you have. Either one works.
Mate, have you heard about the Ohio farm owner that was hospitalized after one of the zebras attacked him and nearly took his arm off?
Oh, a zebra. I'd still think of those as being very violent animals. No, this one was. I think he's probably trying to bang it. No, there's no evidence of that at all. Okay.
Deputies with the Picaway County Sheriff's Office found a 72 year old victim on the ground when they responded to a call about an animal bite around 5.30 p.m. Sunday in Circleville, about 30 miles south of Columbus, Ohio.
The owner had been burning brush when he turned his back and the zebra attacked him.
Lieutenant Jonathan R. Strasser with the Picaway County Sheriff's Office said he noted there were six to seven zebras in a fenced in area on the property. Maybe they're in the heat, maybe, or something.
That could be. I mean, I don't know how that works, but I know most animals kind of act up whenever, like, one's in the heat. Yeah, yeah. My mom used to keep horses. I don't know how often they, they...
Horses are kind of weird though because zebras should be similar. I was good friends with a horse breeder. He was a farmhand.
And I think he ended up going to prison.
Probably most of the people that lived there on the farm that breed horses. I come over there one day. We're supposed to go out drinking or some shit.
He's literally taking this horse's penis and putting it in the mare because the horse was too stupid to.
He would just go up against his leg and come and it's like, Oh my God, the horse seeming wasted. And the owners are all pissed off with that stupid horse.
So he would literally have to go over there, lift the fucking horse's dick, put it in the female horse, the mare. What a fun job.
And he's like, shut up, man. I wash my hands. I want to hear it. It was like one time the horse's dick was so big he had to like fucking lean it up on its leg, on his leg and move it up like that.
I'm like, Oh, I was like, think it wouldn't be funny if the horse tried to mount him. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Man, that better be a good paying job. No, it wasn't. He had a place to stay in about, I think it was like back then it's like 200 a week.
It's enough to get beer, groceries and everything else is paid for. I don't think I could wrangle horse dick for that little money.
No, he had an old pinto, an old Ford Pinto. Good thing he drove gravel roads because you weren't fast enough to fucking kill him if he hit his rear end. Normally.
The great American exploding car. Yes. They put the fuel tank on the very back of it, not thinking about it with a very cheap bumper. So whenever someone hit him in the back, boom. No more car.
So the owner had been burning brush while he turned his back on the zebra and then the zebra attacked him. Lieutenant Strasser said with a picked away county police office, you notice there are six or seven zebras.
A responding officer positioned their cruiser in an attempt to block the zebras from the victim, but a very hostile large male zebra. There you go.
Large male zebra. There you go. Yep. Charge the driver's side door of the vehicle according to the incident report. The officer scared away the zebra using a car horn and sirens.
The victim was sound with a hemorrhage on his right arm below the elbow and was taken away by ambulance.
As deputies were attending to the victim, an officer saw the male zebra approach an EMS staff and the victim's family.
The family authorized deputies to put down the animal after failed attempts to scare it away by yelling. Horse bites can be kind of nasty. Yes, it can.
And that just leads me to believe that it was probably in heat and it's too bad that the animal had to die because it was doing what it's normally naturally supposed to do.
But I also understand if people's life may be in danger that you have to take that into consideration. True. But it still sucks that the animal had to die just doing what it's supposed to do. In my opinion, what I think.
There was a story recently about a man who had left his camel hitched up outside in the heat. There are places in the world where people still ride camels. Definitely. It's kind of an everyday thing.
But this guy had taken his camel into an area. It was a super hot day. And he tied the camel up out in the sun, no shade, and left him there for like four hours where he went off and did something else.
And the camel was so pissed at the guy when the guy came back that the camel attacked him, killed him, and stomped his head off.
Wow. Yeah. He kept stomping on the guy until he chopped his head off for leaving him out in the sun. That camel was pissed.
Who can you think that's what camels would want? Those are desert creatures. Guess not. Guess not. If you own a camel, you ought to know what it wants and what it doesn't want. Yeah. Note to self. Find a shade tree.
That camel decapitated its owner for leaving it out in the heat. Oh my god. That is angry. That's mad camel. Son of a bitch. I can't believe you did this to me again. I'm going to stomp your fucking head off when you get this. You watch. You watch you son of a bitch.
I don't imagine he was able to help if the camel is attacking the guy. He pretty much just stands back. Unless you've got a large caliber artillery or something. Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Come on. Fluffy.
Get your pepper spray out for the camel. That didn't work. Yeah. You pretty much just watching your buddy fucking die.
That's it. Okay. Hey, a little different note. You're about Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Oh, his charity. Yeah. What a good guy. I actually know a guy that met him that I used to work with. I didn't get to go on this job. It was a local one. I was out of town. Anyhow, he was here in town for some charity event. He was up here. They're putting in like the Hilton or something up here at the airport. The brand new one.
And anyhow, he met him and said he's the nicest guy you could ever meet. Just like, you know, really down to earth. Talk to everybody. Talk to them. Sign an autograph even. All that. So anyhow, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar auctioned memorabilia netted at almost 3 million on Sunday with much of the proceeds going to benefit charity.
The former Bucks and Lakers Center auctioned off four of his NBA championship rings and sold 234 lots of memorabilia, including a game used signed basketball from his final game in 1989. Wow.
The item sold for $2,947,872.25, according to ESPN. His rings, which had started bids of $60,000 and $65,000, netted four of the five highest sales at the auction's end. Abdul-Jabbar's 1987 ring sold for the most.
For $398,937.50. Who the hell does that? Does someone go 50 cents and then a guy goes, no, no, no, no. I'll do the $398,937, but the 50 cents amount.
I'm guessing that it was somebody bidding in another country's currency and that's the exchange rate.
Ah, you're right.
It's like in Germany, you're bidding in euros and they convert to dollars and it comes out in odd numbers.
So anyhow, okay. And then his ring from 1985 went for $343,700. That could have been an American guy that got that one.
Well, the other rings 1980 to 88 went for $245,500 each. So that one stayed in the same country too, it looks like. The sign ball went for $270,000.50.
So, okay, that was probably another country. Proceeds from the auction are to be donated Abdul-Jabbar's Skyhook Foundation Charity, which is dedicated to help kids learn science, technology, engineering and math.
When it comes to choosing between storing a championship ring or trophy in a room or providing kids with an opportunity to change their lives, the choice is pretty simple.
Abdul-Jabbar said, sell it all. The Hall of Fame for 71 won five NBA championships for the Lakers and one title with the Bucks.
Which makes you wonder, I grew up in the Jordan era and think he's the best ever. Maybe Jabbar was. I don't know.
It's even more impressive when you think that this is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's second fortune.
Exactly.
Because he lost his first one to theft.
Yes.
There was a time in the 80s when I heard him on a radio show.
I'm glad you remembered to go into that because he did.
He was talking on a national radio show and he was saying, the host asked him, what drives you to keep playing after all these years? And he said, I'm broke.
I trusted someone to manage my money and my finances and I have absolutely nothing left. If I was not here playing, I'd be homeless. So yeah, I need the money.
One of the examples he gave is his financial advisor was buying retiring race horses and they were going to use them for breeding purposes.
Put them out to stud. So they bought probably three million dollars worth of these horses.
They sat on a farm and died of old age because no one ever got around to actually breeding them.
So three million dollars of horses just died. Money gone.
That was just one example of where his money went.
I'd forgotten the particulars, but I remember he lost everything. It wasn't necessarily his fault. It wasn't like he gambled it or anything like that. It was just trusting somebody.
Yeah, I think what his financial advisor was doing was going to people and say, hey, I've got tons of money here to buy and spend on stuff and I'll send it your way if you give me a 20% kickback or a 50% kickback or whatever.
And the people are like, yeah, let's do it. So he was having Jabbar, Abdul Jabbar, however you say his correct last name, Lou Alcindor. There we go.
Yeah, there we go. That's it.
You know, he was having him invest in all this stuff and not telling him what half of it was or not having a plan on how to use it or knowing someone that met him.
I just call him Abby. Yeah, there we go. Yeah.
Yeah. Since I know someone that met him for like, I don't know, 20 seconds. Yeah. I have the right to call him Abby.
I enjoyed his performance on the movie Airplane. Therefore, I feel like I am his long lost brother. So you can call him Abby too.
Yes, Uncle Abby. Uncle Abby. Yeah, he's 10 years older. He can be my uncle.
No, but good for him because what's the point of having it just sit around? That's exactly what we're saying.
It'll all be sold when he dies and he has no clue where the money goes. So, yeah, sell it now.
So good for him. He's decided how much he really needs for the rest of his life. We need more people like him in the world, let's face it. Yeah, really.
All right. We went from that great story to one not so great story. Oh, boy.
Today, I guess, is kind of turning to turn out to be cleaning out our closet episode where we have all these useless stories. Oh, yeah.
That we never did use. All this stuff. So like all the little meat scraps that McDonald's makes the McRib out of. Yeah, this is this is the McRib show.
Right now we're grinding pigs' asses and nutsacks and nostrils and ears all into one tasty.
And that thing that fell on the floor yesterday. Yeah.
Servers at a Mexican restaurant in Ohio work for only $10 a week in addition to tips left by customers, according to federal authorities.
Meanwhile, officials say the cooks work 60 hours a week without any overtime pay.
Now, the U.S. Department of Labor wage and our division has recovered $245,509 in back wages for six servers and 12 cooks who worked at Los Mariachos amid the labor violations, according to a February 14th news release.
Los Mariachos LLC based in Los Susan, Ohio, did not provide a comment to McClashkey News regarding the investigation.
The Federal Fair Labor Standards Act requires tipped employees earn a combined cash and tip minimum wage rate of only $7.25 an hour.
Yikes. And this is a newer article. This came out this year. Can you believe that? Nationally, that's all it is.
That's that's. Who in the fuck. You could have five people making that amount of money living in a studio and not being able to afford shit. Yeah.
That's insane. Well, the business owners set those limits. They paid those politicians to set unrealistic.
I ever found out of places playing people paying people that little, I would not go to their establishment. Fuck that. That's that's ridiculous.
Yeah. Workers are also expected to get overtime pay worth the rate of at least one and a half times a regular pay rate for hours over 40 in a given work week.
The two hundred forty five thousand five hundred ninety and back wages are investigation recovered will make a significant difference in the lives of 18 Los Mariachos employee workers and families.
Wage in our division, district director Matthew Utley said in the release, no server should be first forced to work for just $10 a week and tips and no cook should be paid straight time for 20 hours overtime.
Payment for at least the minimum wage and overtime is the law and the land for 85 years.
And every person working in the US has the right to be paid their full earned wages. Yeah. Even though it's still a shitty wage.
Wow. Yep. The abuses that go on. Oh, that's not even starting to cover it. Yeah, we would be just horrified. Yeah.
Some of those businesses that put on such a smiley, happy, friendly face to the public inside, they're just oh, they're the worst ones. Yeah.
They're the worst fucking ones. Usually so. I remember the little walk throughs I used to have in my old employment and I'll be smiling to go, oh, here's one of our favorite guys, Mark.
He's so nice. I don't think it's fucking. Did you just not give me a raise for three years? Yeah, really? Yeah.
Remember when you called me yesterday? Yeah. Yeah. Remember when you let your fucking psychopath fucking supervisor fucking just go insane and do all different kinds of fucked up shit just for the name of profit.
Remember that? Fuck you guys. Anyhow. Yeah, it reminds me of that. They'd be walking people. Yeah, we love our people. So as they turn around and fucking get to work. Yeah.
You know, when I see ads like that, occasionally on TV where they're showing the happy employees, the first thing I think of is these are miserable people who don't dare show how unhappy they are.
Exactly. That's how it was there. Yeah. You couldn't show how you really felt because then you'd get complications over it.
It's like when they're promoting a movie by showing people who've just seen the movie talk about how great it is. Yeah.
Guaranteed that movie's a piece of crap. Yes. Because they aren't willing to show you any of the scenes of the movie. Instead, they tell you audience reactions.
And those people have been paid to say what they're going to say on the camera. Oh, exactly. So if that's the only movie review, then you know it's garbage.
So I take the same view on a business that shows, look at our happy employees and their families. I think, no, this is all a lie.
Yeah, and I'll tell you, I'll give you a great example right here. If you love your employees so much. Now, I'm not saying this is the place that I worked at or not, but it could have been, but maybe it isn't.
You know, who knows? But let's say a place like, you know, they paraded some people around that they're trying to sell some stuff to or whatever.
And they come by, oh, he's our favorite guy and all this stuff. But what they don't tell you is, you know, there's these things called prevailing wage where you're supposed to, you're guaranteed to get a certain amount.
And then you find out for years you did not. Yeah. And they just paid you what the fuck they wanted to. And then they still gave you shit about it. Yeah.
Then they still ripped you off every chance they get, shaved your money here and there and everywhere they could. Yeah. So if a place really loved you, would they do that?
No. Yeah. Yeah. Just a little food for fucking thought there.
And you know, I've worked at some places where I was treated well and they did value me.
But they never had to say that and be obvious about it. They do it with their actions. Yeah. They'll do it with their actions.
So when a place is telling me how friendly and wonderful, oh, we're a family here, all I'm thinking is, that's what you want me to think.
You're trying to create it by speaking it into existence. Yeah.
And then another thing is, is maybe some people that are in those situations, like they're not the end all be all of everything is, maybe they weren't the primary perpetrators of that, but they let it happen. Yeah.
Yeah. So therefore you are compliant. You are compliant and you are what you are. Yeah.
Anyhow, we could get into a whole area where I don't want to do that. But you know, I've been too negative about that.
I think we're having a good show. I know you mentioned earlier off here that you thought you were going a little negative.
I think you're being very precise today. It just all depends on how you look at it. Okay.
You're saying exactly how you feel about something. You're not taking any bones about it.
I did not. Me, I'm all over the place because I'm a little loopy because of everything going on here recently, because you know, my wife's in the hospital right now. Yeah.
She's going to be okay and everything. But I mean, I haven't got a lot of sleep and you know, I had to leave work early and all that stuff.
And anyhow, I'm a little loopy. So I'm probably not only butchering the language a little bit more than normal, but I'm probably like serious when I'm not and then not when I am and that type of thing.
So anyhow, and also I'm just going all around. Hey, you got anything you want to say?
No. I'm going to find your podcast. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it.
So, okay. You're about the new virtual Chinese kissing machine.
Virtual Chinese kissing machine. That sounds like it could be like a movie title or a superhero.
Well, the Japanese are obsessed with sex dolls, right? They want this sex doll that just like feels just like a woman.
The way I kind of take it is they don't want to deal with women. The men don't.
So they want something that's just like a woman that does exactly what they say and just no questions about it. That's what it seems like to me.
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there's another reason, but that's what it seems like to me.
I think for some men, the perfect woman is a fully functioning woman with no mind of her own.
Well, that's kind of what the Japanese seem to be trying to do and they're coming really close.
Have you ever looked any of this up? No. Look it up when you get a chance. It's kind of scary really.
So there's this new virtual Chinese kissing machine. I know Chinese and Japanese are completely different people.
I'm not saying anything like that, but they're physically close to each other in the world.
Yeah, and they have some little bit different ideas about some of the things that overlap, I guess.
And Japan has invaded China. Yeah, that's true. They're not going to anymore, like they did back then.
In the 1930s, they invaded China and did really, really horrible things there.
Yeah, they're not going to do it again for a lot of obvious reasons and also because of past.
They decided there's no money in it. No, there's no money in it.
Unless you want to get rid of a lot of people, which is possible because they are overcrowded.
True. Yeah, so anyhow, but I'm figuring the radiation will take care of that in time.
It does. Yeah, yeah. All the nuclear wars.
Yeah, they're like the only country that's been essentially neutered three times.
One by us and then two by their own tsunamis.
Gosh, that was such a mess. Oh, yeah. It still is.
There's still Geiger counters that go over there. They're going off the hook.
Yeah, so that was where the whole Godzilla mythos came from.
You know, radioactive waste from the US bombing it.
Yeah, they're kind of proud of the radioactive heritage.
They're like, we're the only people that've been nuked, man. Check it out. Everything's great.
Yeah, we got this cool monster because of it. Yes.
So anyhow, the device was created by a group of university students in China that have been met with criticism on social media.
Some users called the device weird while others found humor in it, saying that their idea of a long distance relationship is probably a bad idea.
According to Global Times, a state-run media outlet, the invention has been patented by Gansu Vocational Institute.
The inventor, Jiang Zhaoguli, if that's how you pronounce it, who the fuck. You know what? That is how you pronounce it.
That's perfect. That is perfect.
Hey, we can decide how we pronounce other people's names. Exactly.
So Zong, Jiang, Zoli is exactly perfect. They could not have said it better themselves.
Yeah, let's see. I just look at Google. Oh, it said you're spot on, Mark. Great job.
So, with his girlfriend led to the invention. That's where the inspiration of the device originated.
A function app allows users to pair up anonymously with strangers in a kissing square, according to CNN, meaning users can upload their kisses for others to download and experience.
The device works with a headphone jack and is triggered through pressure put on the device.
The device looks like a corded pair of lips attached to a headphone jack. Very odd, but it's very popular, at least so far.
The jack is hooked into your phone and the app loaded for your instruction to help. Happy kissing.
Of course you know, nine out of ten of those guys are going to shove those fake lips right onto their dick or butt hole.
I thought of that too. I was like, yeah, that's exactly what they're going to do. Only they're going to go, oh, I'm going to go home and practice with my mouth, but nothing else.
Yeah, here's exactly how I see this going.
Okay.
These devices are eventually going to become a full sized replica of a human and it's going to be wirelessly connected to your favorite porn hub.
And you will download the porn video and this animated sex doll will act it out for you.
Yeah. Yep.
No matter what the technology is, humans will find a way to porn it right up.
You mentioned that quite a while back. And it's a hundred percent true.
And why wouldn't this be an automatic add on to all the virtual reality headsets? You meet somebody and you get to kiss them and you feel it.
See, there's where virtual reality falls apart. You never feel what's going on.
Exactly.
You see it and hear it, but that's it. You never feel it.
That's right.
It's going to work in a way where you can feel it and then it's going to be porned right up out of existence.
It is.
Nine tenths of the technology is going to be earmarked directly for the porn industry.
Because who else is going to buy life sized sex dolls that are internet connected?
Porn addicts.
Exactly.
The amount of money and energy humans spend to find new creative ways to have sex.
Oh, it's...
Mind boggling.
Yeah. Yep. It's pretty interesting.
And you know all the people creating all this technology, they're pretending that they're not really into porn, but that's why they're making it.
They're depending, they're counting on enormous funding from the porn industry.
What they're doing is they're going in that direction but acting like they're not.
Yeah, but they're counting on the huge financial input from the porn industry to fund their robotic lips, robotic vaginas, and whatever else they're going to hook onto these sex dolls.
But you know maybe that will cut down on human trafficking.
You know if there's one good thing to say for it then yeah. You know what?
Of course we're also going to wind up with daily news reports of a man was found dead in his apartment today.
Police said that he'd been in there for 37 straight days having sex with an animated doll and forgot to eat.
Oh, I can't wait for that.
It's going to be over and over.
I cannot wait for that.
Gosh.
So, yep.
It really does seem to be like they're inventing new ways to masturbate.
Hey, thank you.
Hey, you got anything you want to say?
No, no.
Alright, okay, have a good day. Appreciate it.
You know that might be a key right there.
There's only a few ways you can make money on somebody masturbating.
But if you can sell them an item like this doll.
A masturbation kit.
Or these automated lips or this doll or whatever and then get them to pay a monthly fee.
Then you're making money off of them masturbating.
And you know they're never going to stop.
You're right.
They're monetizing masturbation.
That's it.
What an enormous wealth that could take for somebody.
So basically they're selling them a masturbation kit.
Yeah.
It's like look, we know you can do this on your own but we have this little kit enhancer.
This will make it so much better.
What are things people never stop doing?
They don't stop eating.
They don't stop drinking.
They don't stop smoking.
Breathing.
They don't stop having sex.
So if you can get them to pay you on a monthly basis for doing something so basic.
Wow.
Yeah.
You'd be so rich.
That's true.
And a basic human urge like reproduction, you get them to masturbate according to your
monthly fees and charges.
Wow.
I know.
You get them hooked on to your service.
I mean what an addiction that is.
Yeah.
Yup.
Meanwhile, at the White House.
Tick tock.
Damn you.
Get off my lawn.
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Damn kids.
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Well here we're a very special occasion here.
We are at the new Kansas City International Airport.
Or if you're putting the code into Priceline or something it is known as MCI.
Oh yeah that's what I tend to think of it as KCI.
Well the name is KCI but if you put the airport code in it stands for like Mid America.
Mid continental.
That's right.
Mid continental.
Yeah.
Although they don't always stand for anything like the code for Toronto is YYZ.
Yeah I never would have figured that out.
I guess it's for no reason at all because they're like.
Yeah they're running out of letters.
Yeah they're like well what code?
YYZ.
Uh huh.
Okay.
I heard the way they did it I don't know if this is true or someone was just telling me.
Is they take the first three letters of the city's name and as long as it's not something
like SUK or PUS or something like that you know.
That would be awesome.
Yeah.
Now if you have another city that has the same first three letters then you substitute
you know one of the next letters instead of you know letters one two three it's you know
letters one three and four or something like that and they start going through until they
you know try to get any combination of its existing letters that makes any kind of sense
and when they run out of that they just like it assigned it something random that they
don't run into any other place like there won't be a city that needs YYZ.
Okay.
That makes as much sense as anything so.
Yeah the idea is trying to make these city codes as unique as possible so when someone
around the world hears MCI they know oh mid continental okay that's middle of the United
States.
Yeah.
And they just know where it is so.
Well it also a word to anyone else who wants to do a podcast up here it's a pain in the
ass.
It really was.
Because we have to be in the secure spot to do it.
Right.
Yeah and we are going on a plane ride.
Right we had tickets anyway so.
Yeah so that's why we decided to get here four hours early and do a podcast.
Yeah.
And actually I thought we were going to have to like run all our stuff back home and abort
it and then come back because man they do not like you taking this equipment through
here.
Yeah.
But the fact is we're going to need it anyhow because.
We're going to do a podcast there so.
Yeah because the Filthy Bean has got his new line of package expressos that are hitting
Kroger's around the Nashville area and he said even Memphis and Jackson is it Jackson
Tennessee or something like that.
Yeah.
And the metropolitan areas are all receiving his product.
He has these blend of expressos that are just out of this world.
Yeah.
And anyhow we are going to go there to promote it.
Yeah.
You know these aren't like your instant coffees from you know the past days.
No.
These are technologies come a long way for any kind of instant beverage and these are
actually.
Well Rick is from.
Really really good.
Every coffee producing country in the world searching out the best coffees.
Yeah.
This is this guy's passion.
This is what he does.
This is what he loves.
He is just nuts about coffee.
He can look at a ground to coffee and pretty much tell you what it is.
It's insane.
It looks like a French roast probably maybe you know Colombian or whatever.
Yeah that looks like a Peruvian nutmeg special.
Salvadoran Antiguan if there is such a thing.
Yeah.
Let's see there's the let's see what is it the Mexican pancake one.
Let's see what's the other one.
Yeah.
It's in the flavored coffees.
Yeah the rusty trombone one too or something like that.
Yeah.
So anyhow.
Sour green apple and maple.
Yeah.
Yeah the sour green apple smoothie one.
Yes.
Google image all of this so you can see what we're talking about.
Great coffee.
But anyhow we are going there tonight.
He set us up at the Omni again.
Oh nice.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
So we can like give everybody a pressed ham again like we did last time.
Hopefully we got the front windows like we did last time.
Yeah.
You see the look on people's faces when they look at them they see a pressed ham.
Yeah.
Some people marvel at it.
Some people get mad.
Some people don't know what the fuck it is.
Like what is that?
It looks like maybe someone took a small child and smashed him up against the window.
Oh my God.
We should start drawing.
We should start drawing it faces on our asses.
We should.
That's just.
We can like put ears go pull ears.
I don't know.
So yeah we're going to be staying at the Omni.
Yeah.
And we are going to.
I guess it's going to be a big shindig.
He's going to actually be cooking out.
Oh nice.
You know the park where we're having a battle with a guy that has a damn leaf blower.
Oh yeah.
He's going to be cooking out there tomorrow and the weather is going to be good for it.
So that's good.
Yeah I get some Memphis style barbecue.
Oh is that going to.
Nashville style.
Tennessee barbecue anyway.
Is it a Memphis style or is it a Tennessee in general?
Okay well it depends.
Nashville has two different types of barbecue.
One is almost a Kansas City style but not quite.
Yeah.
And the other one is Memphis all the way.
Okay.
So yeah.
Jack Calhoun's is definitely a Memphis style and Jack's which is not related to Jack Calhoun's
but everybody thinks it is.
Yeah.
Is a Kansas City style.
Okay.
And there's a lot of other places too and it just depends but most of it is a Tennessee
style which is more of a vinegar based sweet sauce.
They do spice their meat up but not as much as we do in Kansas City.
And there's some differences but if I had to pick a second favorite it would be Tennessee
style of barbecue.
Yeah I like that too.
As long as it's not too sour from vinegar and not too hot from spices to where I can't
taste it I like a lot of barbecues.
Yeah me too.
So yeah.
So I'm the same way.
I think we're pretty much in line on that.
Yeah.
So anyhow here at KCI it's a really beautiful airport.
It is.
I really like this new airport.
I've been getting rave reviews from people that I've talked to that have traveled through
it.
Definitely vast improvement over the old one because it was just it was outdated the moment
9-11 happened.
It really was.
There was just no fixing it.
It had to be replaced.
So how long did it take us?
13 years?
12 years from 9-11?
Oh my god yeah.
No that was 2001 so it's been 22 years.
22 years.
22 years we suffered with that ridiculous security error.
When they cut that airport in half you realize how small it was.
Yeah yeah that was.
When it wasn't cut in half it didn't seem as bad.
Yeah the circular terminals is what doomed it.
They weren't like a big round circle.
They were just short arcs.
Well here's the deal with KCI.
And then you had to split one of those right down the middle.
Well the people that aren't familiar KCI is three separate terminals.
A, B, and C.
Built next to each other.
Giant horseshoe shaped terminals.
Yeah yes and that was the beauty of it back in the 70s when they built it.
No one had separate terminals.
So if you're going out on a TWA back then or a Pan Am.
One would be on an A, one might be on a B, one could be on a C. It was a lot easier to
navigate because they were dealing with less people in three different terminals.
They did not overlap.
They don't have anything going to the other one.
You literally have to get out, get in a taxi, and go to the next one.
And they would group the airlines in each of the three terminals based on how likely
you are to transfer from one to another.
Yes.
You're not going to come flying in on Northwest and necessarily connect to Alaska Air.
You could have already been on Alaska Air.
I have had my flights fucked around back when I was going out of town for work.
And anyhow I had to come back on a different airline and my car was parked in the other
lot because they also have the satellite parking which is much cheaper and a little ways away
and they tram you into the airport.
The satellite parking has different areas too.
They have this one area for Southwest and let's say United.
Another one for Delta and Alaska or whatever.
So I had to go up there and they told me when I got off the plane, they said tell the tram
guy.
Since you flew around Southwest and you came back on Delta or whatever.
There are two different lots.
He said tell the tram guy that he's got to drop you off at bus station L and then you
got to wait for the red bus to pick you up.
What a pain.
Because the red bus did not come to the terminal because that was in Delta or whatever.
It was really weird the first time it ever had that happen.
But you're right.
That's how they coordinate that.
They put the ones you're most likely and since this was an oddball deal that I just got screwed
on because I forgot why, I think it was a weather deal.
So anyhow, I had to take first available because it was a holiday weekend.
I can't remember.
It could have been Easter.
I think it was right around this time.
And needed to get back that Sunday and this is like Saturday or something.
So they had to do whatever they did.
And they're like, I think it might have been Frontier and I flew there on Southwest.
So anyhow, they don't jive at KCI at all.
They're like, they couldn't be further away from each other.
Anyhow, but alright, enough of that because that probably bores the piss out of people.
So anyhow, do you know that Gen Z has a Twitter war against the Millennials?
Oh my God.
What a useless thing to do.
Why do they hate the Millennials so bad?
Don't you think they'd hate us more?
Like the Boomers, we ruined everything and had the best time.
You'd think they'd be throwing shade on us instead of those guys.
The Millennials are the product of us.
We're all fucking screwing our brains out and drinking and fucking tripping on drugs
and the Millennials just sat there like fucking Jell-O.
So, but anyhow, Gen Z is going after those guys instead of us.
They're probably like, those guys are about dead, forget them.
Don't bother with them.
Go after the Millennials.
Who's the youngest of all these groups?
This is Gen Z. Gen Z is the youngest demographic that counts, I guess.
Like even registering is on me.
So they have to start the alphabet over for the next generation.
I guess.
I was wondering that too.
Because we had, Gen X was a big one and I'm officially really, I'm a Gen Xer.
I'm not a Boomer because I was a few years into Gen X.
So Gen X was like the big thing.
Oh my God, the world's going to hell.
Look at Gen X.
You know, and then all of a sudden they came up with all these other terms that aren't
even around anymore.
Like the Voids.
The Millennials still stuck around.
Is that in place of Gen Y?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, my point being, at some point the next generation is going to come along and look
at Gen Z and say, we're not Gen anything.
That's stupid.
And you're stupid too.
I was waiting for that already.
It's like, why would anyone go, okay, we're Gen Z.
Yeah.
Gen X I kind of like because Gen X kind of had a certain kind of, I don't know if you
call it a gravita.
Kind of a little savoir faire, a little zing too.
Anything with X has a little bit of weight to it.
Oh shit, here comes Gen Xer.
That's right bitches, I'm here to clean this fucking place out.
But who wants it?
Come on.
Who's the next generation is?
The next generation coming is going to make fun of them the way they're making fun of
the ones ahead of them.
So their turn to be ridiculed is coming.
The Millennials are not fighting back.
The Millennials, I don't know what the fuck they're doing, crying in the corner.
They don't like us.
Oh my God.
Maybe they're being like us and they just don't care.
It kind of almost, yeah, that's true.
It kind of almost looks like to me like Gen Z is like a snappy, angry little generation.
And where the generations after us were kind of like a little calmer, a little calmer,
a little nicer, a little kinder, gentler, oh no, we can't make fun of people.
It's almost like Gen Z is like fuck every one of you guys.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, we don't adhere to anything.
It almost looks like that, like they come around the corner and said, hey, this is us
and we don't adhere to any of your bullshit.
And that's the attitude that the punk movement had in the 70s.
Yes, they're like the new punks maybe, I don't know.
And it's the attitude that the shoe gazers had during the grunge era.
So this is nothing new, this is just a recycled attitude.
Yeah, and it comes around every so much because all of these are the product of the generation
below, before it.
Like Gen X or whatever.
Okay, the first part of Gen X was like the glam sleeves.
Well what derived from that was the opposite.
Yep.
It was like, no, no, we're not putting on those, no, no, no, we're not doing our hair,
no.
It's like a reset.
Yeah, yes.
So the great reset happens and then all of a sudden it's like, okay, well shit, these
guys aren't doing anything, got nothing else going on.
Well, we're going to have to do something else.
So it goes into a different.
So it goes into weird, like, hey, let's all wear polka dots and dresses that look like,
I don't know, Christmas trees.
Yeah.
And let's be like non-sexual.
Yeah.
It's just like, go the complete opposite because 90s was kind of like the horror generation
almost.
It's like the girls barely wore anything.
And I mean, really, I mean, for what I gather, people can say whatever, but it just.
And that was the late 60s too.
Yeah, the 90s were a reflection of the late 60s.
Free love, whatever.
Fuck my parents.
You know, they ruined everything.
Fuck corporations.
Fuck the government.
You know, that type of an atmosphere.
Yeah.
Once they learned wear a condom and AIDS isn't as big an issue, that was like, yeah, there
we go again.
Oh, it mainly gets gay people.
All right, let's start fucking again.
That's pretty much the way it happened was also was like, everyone hit the brakes.
What do you mean?
It got in the hetero.
Oh shit.
Stop.
You know, throughout history, when we have, you know, society going one direction, it
tends to go the other direction eventually.
Well, someone gets smart and goes, I'm not doing that.
Yeah.
And then someone looks at it and goes, I'm not doing that either.
Someone looks at them too and goes, I'm not doing that either.
And pretty soon everyone's not doing that.
For minor things, you know, in minor shifts, you know, we swing back and forth, but sometimes
we liberal and conservative in our attitudes or in our policies.
You know, and I can shift between both of them in a hair.
Yeah.
It just depends on how I feel that day.
Sometimes, you know, the part that interests me kind of concerns me too, I guess, is when
a society changes how things tend to go.
I'm trying to think of an exam, other example, but all I can think of is examples where societies
get more and more permissive, more and more open, more and more freedoms.
And then eventually they collapse under their own corruption, laziness, whatever.
And then outside much more strict and puritanical force comes in and resets everybody.
Yes.
But it's not necessarily the society itself saying, oh, we need to straighten up here.
No, they'd make themselves weak targets.
I've got a great example from the outside and the Z and the Y and all this.
Do you remember the movement in the middle of the grunge era?
There was big band swing.
There was a concerted effort to bring the twenties back.
Yeah.
Or in twenties.
It was in the middle of the grunge era and it was huge.
Brian Setzer Orchestra.
Yes.
Yeah.
Squirrel nut zippers.
Yes.
There's Mighty, Mighty Boss tones.
Yes.
And then there's the real big fish.
Yes.
Yeah.
And it's right in the middle of the grunge era.
And I don't even know how it's going to be looked at.
I mean, to me it was like a ragtime type of, you know, big band swing.
And I've always loved that type of music.
That is some of the best music ever put out.
Yeah.
Just like I was telling you in California and on the cruise ship a couple of months
ago, American standards are huge.
Yeah.
I mean, we went into three different restaurants while we're there in California.
No, actually four.
Four.
And the one we went to at the pier, that Mongolian place, they also played American standards
too.
And I thought that was really refreshing.
Yeah.
But I want to know why you come here, you go anywhere.
You don't hear American standards anywhere.
Right?
No.
I don't even think we have a station that covers American standards.
You can't turn on down the dial and find them.
Probably on SiriusXN somewhere.
Well, you could probably get that there, yes.
But the American standards is really big again over there.
Or maybe it's like I think what you pointed out, they don't want to offend anybody.
So how do you do that?
Yeah, it's pretty safe music.
Yeah, it's real safe.
Yeah.
And a lot of it is probably public domain now, which means they don't have to pay royalties.
Even the Frank Sinatra stuff, some of that is public domain.
So yeah.
But bottom line is, if it doesn't work for them, they're not going to use it no matter
what.
No, that's what I was thinking too.
Why in the world would they do it if people were not enjoying it?
Well okay.
I guess you would look at what do people think of when they hear that music?
What's the feeling in their hearts?
Do they think warm, fuzzy, happy thoughts of a simpler time when things weren't as complicated?
Post-COVID I think is that's what it is.
I think they're like, you know what?
We want to go back to a simpler time.
And actually, I think you just hit it.
Yeah.
That's why they're doing it.
They want people to enjoy themselves again.
Yeah.
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.
It's strange insults from an alien.
Real hilarity.
Are you always such an idiot?
Or do you just show off when I'm around?
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.
It's strange insults from an alien.
Real hilarity.
May, your five year old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.
Oh shit.
What's that over there?
Oh no.
This island of horrible jokes.
Ugh.
A headache stricken man explained to his doctor, you have to help me.
I'm shrinking.
The doctor said I will.
You have to be a good friend.
I'm not going to die.
I'm going to die.
You have to be a little patient.
Two monkey fuckers and a toaster will be right back.
So I believe that, I think you hit it Christopher.
I think that it is, you know, trying to bring things back to basics.
Just be happy.
Yeah, pleasant memories or whatever it is you associate with the, with the arrow.
I was trying to think the 20s is more of the outlaw era that was post World War
One. So everybody who was alive was just damn glad to be alive. It was post
Spanish flu which was their version of COVID killed way more people.
A lot more people and they didn't have the medical attention or nothing.
They didn't have anything really for it and also they didn't have a diagnosis
for it so someone in the family got it and they got ill the rest of family got
it and they were dead probably. Yeah and there's a lot more close living in
unsanitary conditions. Yes. It was also a time of prohibition because that took
that that came about right after World War One was the outlawing of alcohol.
Yeah and let's see so the wild roaring 20s and the flappers and everything it's
it was all associated with the illegal alcohol industry. But there again it's
you know what do people think of when they think of the 20s and if they think
of fun stuff and good times then that's all you know. The 30s everyone
thinks about the Depression pretty much. Yeah and in the 40s people tend to
think of post World War Two instead of the war. Yeah building, getting a family, the
suburbs were created. It's funny to think there were no suburbs until after
World War Two. That's pretty much when they started. This is for families. Come
build your family over here. Yeah the area where my home is built was a
golf course course until after World War Two and they converted all
the homes. In fact one of the houses that's that's in the neighborhood is the
former golf clubhouse and you can still tell that it was a clubhouse. So you know
suburbs were being invented on the fly. That was you know that's pretty a
pretty much a fun time to remember. You get into the 50s it's more Cold War
yeah that's when everyone thought the world was gonna end for the first time.
Yeah. You know Russia was building their nukes, we were building ours, eventually
led to the missile crisis in the 60s early 60s and all that which is gonna
lead into my President Kennedy kale story here after this Gen Z story that
we're not getting to. On and on and on. Yeah no no no that's fine I really love
what we're going there. Alright then two more points for the 50s that also
hammered home the Cold War was in 1949 China turned communist and so then you
had China and Russia two big communist slash socialist powers. And all this has come to
a head this is when they started having drills at school about nuclear weapons
and fallout shelters being designated. Yeah the grade school I attended was
part of it was registered as a fallout shelter and we had nuclear bomb drills
where they'd have us crawl under our desks and cover our heads. Yeah. None of
which would have made any difference at all. It was just something to make us
feel better. I remember just seeing an atom bomb with Hiroshima and Nagasaki and I ain't going okay you want me to put my head underneath there?
Yeah. I thought it was pretty futile just for a tornado. I better be pretty much 30 miles away and be dodging debris at this point.
Yeah it's like come on now. Yeah. It's like you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go out there and hope it gets me you know I used to joke around if I find out they launched I'm gonna find out you know at that time was Rutgers-Kabauer Air Force Base. Oh yeah Dickie Goober. Yeah Dickie Goober yeah I was like I'm gonna go straight in the middle of there. Be ground zero. Ground zero. Yeah and hope they're online. And then after they dissolved I was like you know what I'm going downtown Kansas City and I'm fucking mooning it.
All the way down because I don't want to be trying to eat radioactive deer. Oh really? Yeah. And then the Korean War started in 1950. That's right. And that was the first time that the capitalist west and the communist east directly fought on a military basis. So yeah that was the start of the 50s. So that's what made the 50s all about the Cold War and us versus them and why you have so many aliens invading movies because they worried
about the commies invading. Yeah and I'm gonna switch the first story because this actually leads right into it. Okay. Okay so we're gonna keep going along the timeline. So then after that was the Vietnam War. The Vietnam War President Kennedy did not want to be a part of. Yeah and we're bailing out the French basically.
He did want to be part of it. His Vice President. Yeah. So last year I was listening to one of the shows I listened to and I listened to Bubba the Love Sponge still. I think he does a great show still. It's quite a bit different than it used to be but it has to be because of FCC and other idiot shit.
And you know can't do this can't do that. Oh my god don't offend anybody fucking bullshit going on. So the show's quite a bit different but I still find it very entertaining. And they brought up something last week and I looked it up afterwards. Last year the CIA actually pretty much admitted said yeah you know or the CIA did. They came out with the unclassified documents. Freedom of information kind of thing. Declassified documents. The CIA had President Kennedy killed.
If you don't believe it look it up. I did. But they asked like Siri on their show. And it's like yeah you know according to several sources the CIA was involved in the killing of President Kennedy. I'm like and then I got to looking up and it's pretty much common knowledge now. They just let it out. No one's alive.
Yeah no one kind of cares anymore. Yeah so I uncovered the real reason. I mean yeah you know Vietnam was part of it. They want you know he didn't want to be a part of it. And of course the great military industrial complex. Yeah war machines. Eisenhower is the one that coined that. And he was a great military leader. He was a general. And a damn good president. And he's the one that came up with it.
Yeah and he was telling us watch out for it. Yes. He was saying you know don't embrace it. Don't feed it. Watch out for it because it's not your friend. Yeah he's right. And what do we do. We fed it. We made it our pet. That motherfucker is so obese right now. Yeah. Yeah. It can't move. So okay. Newly uncovered story about Kale.
Last year in the news there was some very interesting stories on how President Kennedy was actually the target of the CIA and was assassinated. So now our crack staff here at two douche bags and a microphone and this is Plummer's crack. Yes. The other crack we don't even want to go into. We're still trying to get some of our equipment. That's why we still have to keep doing these disclaimers. Yeah we really got to. I mean I did speak to those two pawn shops. Yeah and they said they'll save it for us but we still got to pay for it. Yeah that's right.
Last time. So well we learned a lot less and learned. Yeah. Yeah. So just Plummer's crack. So now our crack staff here at two douche bags and microphone have uncovered the first plot schemed up by the Central Intelligence Agency also known as the CIA. Yes. Yeah for you newbies out there or whatever.
So newly uncovered documents were located underneath President Kennedy's museum. These documents were found underneath JFK's favorite whoopee cushion under his guest recliner that he sat in the Oval Office during his term. Evidently he's quite a prankster. Yeah I can see that definitely.
Because they said OK Mr. Brezhnev. Was it Brezhnev back then or Khrushchev. Khrushchev yeah. Yeah yeah. Hey sit right here Khrushchev. That's not funny I do not fart. I push button now. Oh no now you get it. I get with CIA you dead man. You dead man.
How come I sound Oriental. I don't know. OK anyhow. I don't know. The documents outlined a failed plan that President was going to be often offered kale to eat with his regular food. The CIA was going to feed it to him regularly and then declare him incompetent to serve with the kale the primary reason for his insanity.
Well yeah if you're eating a lot of kale that's a sure sign of mental illness. They really didn't want to kill him but they wanted to prove that he was insane. I was going to go look who else would eat this garbage every day. That was so smart because if they just killed him he becomes a martyr and a loved figure.
But if you show him eating kale then everyone would turn from him just naturally. They had video footage. They was playing this big all out like look he loves kale. And then they would have ousted him and said look man you're not fit to serve. We have several hours of you eating kale and loving it.
Yep that's in the territory of being caught with your sister's best friend. You know something like that. You know they really didn't want to kill him but the first plot failed when Kennedy ordered kale never to be served or offered again while he was in office.
So the kale lobby would definitely put out a contract on him at that point. Yes yeah. So you know even kale was hated back then as well. Years of watered down educational systems led to this insane love for the joke played on man.
America again you're welcome. President Kennedy would have been alive if he could have stomached that shit. But he couldn't stomach it so kale strikes again. Yes it does. Kale ruined America. And is continuing to get his sticky nasty limbs all over everything.
Well I guess I'll go back to my Gen Z story now. We don't want to get the kale liberation front too worked up. We did our daily bagging of kale so I guess we'll just go ahead and move on.
Okay so Gen Z is all over the millennials and millennials are over there scratching their nuts looking off into space. So online war between Gen Z and millennials is real. Gen Z has launched an all out online war against the odds.
Here is just a few comments Gen Z has made online. Any generation that uses words such as doggo, adult teen, or living in one bedroom apartments overshadowing their Harry Potter houses and being obsessed with avocado toast are responsible for the nation's decline.
Oh my gosh. I'm sorry but when it's put like that I think I kind of agree with it. Yeah. Come on avocado toast. Nobody loves it as much as they act. That's almost like a kale thing. Yeah it's almost. I mean kale is just you know.
It's a shame when something that has some value and merit suddenly becomes trendy so then it's you know it's just like imagine if having a black umbrella meant that you were secretly a Nazi. Everybody would be dumping their umbrellas and running out and buying other colored umbrellas.
That's true. For no good reason other than you know all of Jesus. I'm not a Nazi I can't wear this. Yeah. Yeah so then you take something like avocado toast and then it suddenly becomes the big thing so of course I have to stop eating it.
Otherwise I'm one of the sheep. I got another great example. Pineapples. Oh yeah. Wearing something with a pineapple. Yeah. Well I found out it is an upside down pineapple not a pineapple but people don't know that. Oh it's an upside down pineapple.
Yeah so people are just wearing pineapple shirts not thinking anything about it. It's not an upside down pineapple so it's not actually the swingers whatever. Secret code. Secret handshake. Yeah. Yeah. So there are a lot of people out there just like fucking pineapples. I think they're cool.
Yeah my wife I think has a shirt with pineapple on it so I feel a little better about her wearing that now. Yeah. Yeah. So you just gotta let it be known if anyone starts like giving her the look or something or if they're like hey come on let's come on back let's get some drinks at our house.
Then you make sure. Yeah. Look this is not upside down. Read your rule book. You must be new at this. Yeah. Yeah. How is it that I'm not a swinger and I know more than you. Yeah stay in your lane fucker. Stay in your lane.
So the next one is if Millennials are finding it impossible to own houses and hold down grown up jobs it won't get any better for future generations. That one was a little bit more serious it wasn't quite so funny. Yeah. But it's a little profound because I want to see what the statistics on a Gen Z work. Yeah.
I'll see a whole lot of them seem like jumping out over everything to go to work. I don't know that's true. The other day is Cindy and I were driving to see someone.
There was a big construction area where shops are going up. But on the upper floors was going to be like condos and housing.
And then I started thinking people like that are the ones that are going to be driving the electric cars that only go 100 miles between charges because they're never going to go more than 10 or 15 miles anyway. Yeah.
And for the most part a lot of them aren't even own cars. And for that matter they probably won't even worry about buying a house they'll just live in that apartment above you know these shops and things. Yeah. So the whole paradigm of you grow up move out buy your own house buy a car every adult in the household has their own car.
That's just not a thing anymore. Yeah. And it was cool for a long time but I guess it is ready for a change. I guess so. You know like a hundred years ago not everybody had a car.
So now we're going back to not everybody even wants a car. That's it. Not everybody even wants one. Yeah. It's not just like not everyone has a car for any reason. It's like not everybody wants one. Yeah.
And I'm like no thank you. And you know I like that more than you know here's the latest electric vehicle run out and buy it for 100 grand. And by the way building it and making the batteries pollutes more than driving a gasoline car for 20 years. Oops.
For my part it's more like you know how about if I just don't use any car for a while. Yeah. Instead of you know replacing my gas car with an electric car. How about I just rarely use a car.
Yeah. That works and it doesn't involve me spending any money. Oh that makes me a bad person. I didn't spend money. Sorry. That makes me un-American. You have to spend money every time a fad jumps up.
The next one is we come in peace goodness and gracious. Why are they so furious at us. But I don't see that at all. Gen Z is like this is stuff that's going on on Tik Tok every night. So they think we're furious with them.
No no no. They let's see what is it. Gen Z millennials. They think millennials are mad at them. But the millennials aren't responding.
Okay. So this is more like this is sounding more like the case of the adult dog is in the house relaxed and the little new little kitten runs up and starts pawing at him and the dog's like oh what. I don't care.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the Gen Z is the little kitten thinking they're taking on Goliath and the dog's like. Yeah I felt this whole thing to be so odd because it's just like.
How interesting that they want to paint themselves as the hated oppressed ones. Yeah. They just they just don't know how to live as a regular person. They have to have some big enemy they're fighting against all the time.
That's what it sounds like. I'm going to do some more research on this too but I got one more quip from Tik Tok. And that's it. I just wanted to cover this a little bit and then I'm going to look into a little bit more and try to find out some certain things like where did it start.
The origination like did someone like say something that infuriated all the Gen Z ears and also they start lashing back near or if they're just bored and fucking off or if they're you know but I just found it weird because the article was basically saying that you know Gen Z is all over the Millennials and the Millennials aren't even showing up.
Yeah. Yeah. They can't even find their car keys.
So, anyhow.
Anyhow, the last one. Tired of boomers bunching the Millennials and Gen Z's together.
So we finally got an honorable mention. Yeah. Well I mean, I guess or X.
I didn't get a mention I guess but yeah, tired of boomers bunching Millennials and Gen Z's together. I personally don't want to be associated with people who think Harry Potter movies are a personality trait.
And I thought that was kind of cute. Yeah. Okay, I get it.
So, anyhow.
Take that for whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. I just thought it was kind of cute and kind of stupid and for no reason so it's like yeah you know what, just fucking report on it.
Yeah, I read things where supposedly some generations are really angry at boomers for polluting the world or screwing up this or that. I remember reading an article but only read one of them, and then I never could find it again.
And it was talking about how I guess it'd be the Gen Z ears and maybe possibly possibly the Millennials were saying, why should they give a fuck about these old the oldsters kicking off because of COVID.
They ruined the whole earth and they just handed us this pile of shit. Yeah, ruined it for profit. And then they turn around and said fuck you guys and handed us this pile of shit. What do we care.
Well, we just go ahead and just keep spreading this stuff and fuck them.
You know, remember those own layer I should have had, you know.
Yeah, and then that kind of disappeared when young people started dying of COVID. Yes, and then all of a sudden is like, let's find a vaccine right now.
Yeah, yeah when AIDS became a big thing. Most people didn't care because, oh, it just attacks those gays and they're icky anyway, you don't like them. So, they were more than happy to have this strange new cancer that only kills gay people, which is how it kind of was originally presented.
Yeah, yeah. But as soon as they realized that, oh, anyone can get it. Uh oh. We got to fix it right now.
Yeah, we got to fix something about it. Yes, your average, you know, married white American man who makes more than $75,000 a year suddenly became his problem because the call girl that he sees once every two weeks could have AIDS.
Yeah, so that's when it became. She was probably an intravenous drug user, which was a higher, a higher percentage of victims.
Because, yeah, any IV intravenous drug user.
Yeah, sex is is not 100% for transmission, but IV drug sharing a needle like that. That's pretty much almost 100%.
Yeah. Yeah. So that's that's a really fast way to catch it. But anyway, that's yeah, that's kind of how AIDS became a big deal for the pharmaceutical companies to worry about.
I think it's Dr. Fauci completely fucked up.
It's in me.
And that fucking gain of function research and people treat him like a hero.
So, well, you know, I kind of think it was going to happen somehow because, you know, they needed to do a test run.
It could be but piss me off. They're over there doing it. Haven't done in China because there's a lot over here. Yeah, for profit.
And then he comes back and acts like, oh, here, here. I'll save you guys. No, if you really want to save us, you wouldn't be over there doing it.
You fuck ass.
So yet another argument in favor of global government is then if it's illegal here, it's illegal there, too.
Yeah, true.
So anyhow, I've got a new dear deuce bags coming up. OK, yeah.
I have an interesting question for you about ethnicity and national culture.
Well, it sounds good. All right. We'll be back with your deuce bags and then Chris Topher's question. All right. All right.
Oh, hey, where do they go?
Where are the deuce bags? Oh, my God. Someone took a dump in the corner.
Oh, geez. Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back.
Man, that smells.