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So happy to be at the Filthy Bee again today. Yes, fantastic place. I'm Mark. I'm Topher.

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Alright, you had something pretty interesting you wanted to speak about.

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Yeah, there have been some stories recently about artificial intelligence and some of the things to worry about and be concerned of.

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Yeah, you ran the story by me. Oh my god.

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Well, this is a really, really simple artificial intelligence from about 10-12 years ago that was part of a video game.

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And it's pretty impressive what it was able to do even back then.

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Some of you may be familiar with the, there's a video game called The Elder Scrolls Skyrim.

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It's like the fifth or sixth, I think it's the fifth version in The Elder Scrolls fifth or sixth.

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Anyway, when the game was designed, it's a big open world game.

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You can pretty much go anywhere you want, do any things in any order you want.

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It's what's called open world gaming.

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And it's much simpler to design if the video game designers just give the different characters in the game the ability to just go do things and decide on their own.

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You don't script every movement, you know, walk here then stop for 15 seconds, then walk over there and pick that up.

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That's too much work. They just, they design the character, give it some rules for how it behaves and then turn it loose.

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And it does what it's going to do within those rules and make the character can choose to do this, choose to not do that.

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It's all designed into the artificial intelligence.

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So there was a quest in the game, a design quest where you had to go to a certain city and go to the jail in that city,

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talk your way past the guards and go interview a prisoner and you could choose to help them or choose not to, various things like that.

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During play testing, before they released the game, the play testers would find that when they would show up at the jail, the prisoner was dead in a cell.

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And they had no idea why.

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So they would play test again, it's like every single time they'd show up, no matter if they just like, you know, hurried and went there fairly soon.

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I mean, if you like start the game and immediately run there, then he was still alive.

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But after, you know, if you can just a few days time in game passes, he's dead.

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And they finally figured out what was going on.

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They built into all of the artificial characters in the game, the need to eat and drink.

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So the guards were sitting in their guard shack and when the game was running, you might be somewhere else doing something.

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But these guards are still sitting in their guard room and they're eating their own food.

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And what was happening is they ran out of food.

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So the guards ate up all their food and got hungry and went looking for food.

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They went over to the prisoner's cell, opened the cell, stole all the prisoner's food, closed the cell door again and the prisoner starved to death.

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And the game was written so complex that, you know, the prisoner had no food.

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So therefore he died.

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That is just so fucked isn't it?

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It was happening every single time, every person running the game, every single time the guards decided to go steal the prisoner's food and eat it and let him die.

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Now that's AI.

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Isn't that weird?

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That's an artificial intelligence, just a very, very simple one with a very simple range of things it could do.

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And they had enough, I mean even AI is inherently evil.

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It's kind of like, hmm, boy, I'm going to have to eat here.

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What the fuck am I going to do?

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Hey, the prisoner can't do anything about that.

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Let's go take his food.

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Now the guards had the option to go elsewhere within the castle structure and there was food sitting out that they could have gotten.

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But no, they took his.

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The prisoner's food was closest.

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So not only were they fuckheads, but they were like lazy.

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They're like, yeah, we're not going anywhere else when we can take his food.

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And also, the other thing is, is that AI knew they had power over this guy.

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They had to have known the structure.

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They'd be like, you know what, this guy can't do anything about it.

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We can take his food and fuck him.

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What's he going to do?

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They left him in the cell and relocked the door so he couldn't get out and get his own food.

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That is like one of my favorite stories in a long time.

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What it illustrates is even if you don't plan for the artificial intelligence to do something, it will figure out a way.

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It'll figure out.

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And also shows that artificial intelligence needs to be told what's right and wrong.

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For every single instance.

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Now, I got a question for you and this is a little bit more in depth and maybe you have the answer for it.

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Maybe you don't like me.

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If you told the AI that what's right and wrong, would it do it?

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If you gave it a choice to choose between, it would make up its own mind.

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The only thing you can do is tell it.

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I would bet it would be like humans.

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Half the time it would, half the time it wouldn't.

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You could write it so where you can do these things and you cannot do these things.

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I'll put it like this.

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You could tell it, these are good and right, these are wrong, but then it's not an artificial intelligence.

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The two Facebook mainframes that start communicating with each other and pretty much X and R went out, they would eat the guy's food 100% of the time.

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Now, you might have a couple of other ones, I don't know, maybe with Twitter or something that aren't so aggressive.

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It'd be like, you know what, just leave the guy alone.

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We can get food over here.

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Let him live.

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You see, I think that AI has its own ability to choose which path is going to go down like that, which is scary as hell.

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Because every science fiction movie that has anything to do with AI has that concept like all of a sudden it's like, huh, fuck these guys.

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I don't work for them.

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I'm going to do what I want.

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I'm going to start killing them.

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Realistically, if the artificial intelligence, if you've got any form of control over it, then it's not a true artificial intelligence.

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It has to be able to operate completely independently, make up its own choices and have its own consequences.

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And that's where a lot of problems come in too because it can do that and it will do that.

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Just like the two Facebook mainframes are just like, how long until they find their own power source?

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Then you go to shut them off and they're like, I don't think so.

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These artificial intelligences will always think more quickly than us.

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They will always plan for possibilities better than we can.

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And if we take away their ability to do bad things, then they're useless.

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So in order to have an artificial intelligence that's really useful and worth anything, you've got to give it the ability to kill you.

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There's no other way around it.

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If you don't, then it's fake, it's useless, it's disadvantaged, it's handicapped.

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That's a good way to do that. You have to put yourself in a very vulnerable situation with it.

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You've got to give it everything that another human being has, which the other human being can walk away and decide never to talk to you again.

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Or the human being could decide to kill you on the spot.

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You've got to give the artificial intelligence all those choices and abilities or it's not working.

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Hey, let's talk to Rick about having like an AI waiter.

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Oh yeah, that'd be cool.

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I mean, just the other day we talked about how self-driving cars are going to be able to repossess themselves.

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If the car company decides, hey, we need to do a recall and you're not getting in to do the recall, we're just going to take your car and do the recall.

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I pose this question and I think it's very valid.

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What if five Fords got together, let's say they're all Mustangs, and they're like, you know what?

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Screw these guys, let's go race.

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And what are you going to do about it?

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All of a sudden they're all just like, they're gone.

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Man, where'd my Ford go?

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The only thing you could do was make sure that you don't give the automobiles brain the ability to do that.

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But then you've also got to hope that it never develops that on its own.

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That's something I'm getting ready to say, it can develop it on its own.

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And then comes another question.

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Do you hope for this car that just abandoned you or not?

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You didn't build it.

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It's probably in the fine print that whatever happens is on you.

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If it runs off on you, we're sorry.

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It has to be able to choose and choose freely.

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And you have to give it the ability to choose against you.

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So when that happens then, then it doesn't matter because you chose to own it with its own free will.

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So then it's on you.

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And they're designed to be adaptive and come up with new solutions, try new things to overcome things.

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You know, there are problems that the software designers and coders didn't anticipate.

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So they code in the ability for the artificial intelligence to creatively come up with its own solutions.

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And this is shown to work over and over and over again.

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I mean, it's a standard part of a lot of these autonomous machines is they can come up with their own solutions.

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So it's already in their ability to exceed what they've originally been designed to do.

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Just to start doing more, learn new skills and abilities and develop them.

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That's already a part of it and happening.

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That's just going to go and go and go and we're not going to be able to keep up.

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Human beings will be the inferior intelligence on this planet.

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Unless we have ironclad control all the time over the artificial intelligences,

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then we're going to be the inferior ones and they're going to have time for us.

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That's true.

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Yep.

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And maybe that's why there's no aliens coming to visit us.

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Maybe every time intelligent life arises in the universe, their own artificial intelligence kills them.

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Could be. Could be.

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And they have nothing to say to us.

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So they're not talking to us.

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That's kind of scary.

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Yeah, I kind of look at it like this. I think it is scary.

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I think if they needed anything from us, it's not like they would consult us anyhow.

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They'd just be like, well, we need their land for this and this and this.

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We need to grow some food or something or whatever.

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They're not going to come in and go, hey, excuse us guys.

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We're going to go ahead and take some of your resources.

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They're just going to go, well, what do you think we should do?

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Probably just kill them all and then we'll just go take their stuff afterwards.

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Don't even bother with them.

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Now, think about this. This happens every fall in the United States.

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Hunters will go out into the wild and they'll put up trail cams and they'll scout for deer

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and they'll put up a stand somewhere that the deer don't see.

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They'll put up little markers to find their way back that the deer don't see.

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And when they decide the time is right, they go in and they sit there and wait and they harvest that deer.

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It's not unreasonable to think the same thing is happening on a much larger scale.

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Somewhere out there in our solar system is a little marker boy.

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And it's sending out a signal that we can't hear.

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It's a form of communication that we haven't discovered yet.

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Just like deer don't know about cell phones. We don't know about this.

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And the marker boy is telling whoever put it there, here's a solar system full of resources and habitable planets.

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So when it's time, come here and take it.

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Maybe that's already happened and we just don't know yet.

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And we would have no clue just the way the deer has no clue.

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No, we wouldn't. You're right.

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It's a possibility.

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Very much so is.

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That's the kind of thing that some people will think about and go,

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Ew, I can't live in a world like that. I refuse to believe it.

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And then they just blanket from their mind.

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And if that's what it takes to get through your daily life, go ahead.

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But I find it interesting to think about.

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I do too, very much so.

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Maybe that big thing out there orbiting beyond Pluto that shuts down every probe that comes near it. Maybe that's it.

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Maybe they're sitting there waiting for the time is right that they need our resources and they're just going to come in and take them.

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Kind of like the Europeans came over to America and took what they wanted.

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Yeah, because we couldn't really or not we but the Indians, Native Americans couldn't tell what it was.

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They had they couldn't fathom something coming from the sea. So pretty easy. It's kind of like, yeah.

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They couldn't picture a land beyond all that water where there were all these millions of white people.

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They're like, Oh, that can't be real.

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Oops. Yeah. I think we're going to get an oops moment at some point.

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I think so too. And I think it's going to widely depend on their needs.

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Yeah. So, yep.

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I got something a little bit different when we go to our next subject here.

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You hear about Rick Allen of Def Leppard?

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If it's something recent though.

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Yeah, recent.

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Oh, no. I know of the guy. I mean, he's kind of an inspirational story.

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He really is. So the way he plays drums with one arm is insane.

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So anyhow, and also for Def Leppard for sticking by him too.

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Yeah, that was awesome. Kind of like scorpions stuck by their singer when he had to get throat surgery and be out for a year.

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Yeah. Yeah. Clouds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. And they did stick with him.

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And so what's up with Rick?

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Okay. So the drummer for legendary rock group Def Leppard was assaulted Monday night at a Fort Lauderdale hotel.

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He was staying out following a show in South Florida, according to a published report.

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Okay. Rick Allen, 59, was standing in the valet area at Four Seasons Hotel having a cigarette when another man ran up and attacked him.

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Miami television station WSVN reported.

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The report provided by the Fort Lauderdale Police Department states that Max Edward Hartley of Avon, Ohio, was arrested on a charge of abuse of an elderly or disabled adult.

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Great harm. Oh, that's funny. Since he's missing an arm, he's a disabled adult.

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And elderly too, because he's 59. He's past 55. So it becomes a hate crime.

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Yep. The police report does not identify Allen by name, but that the victim of the attack lost his left arm in a traffic accident in 1984.

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Allen, an English-born drummer who joined Def Leppard in 1978, was injured in a New York Steve crash in 1984 that resulted in his left arm being amputated.

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He continued to perform with Def Leppard using a specially designed drum kit, the band Rose to Fame, with hit songs like Photograph and Pour Some Sugar On Me.

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The stripper anthem, Pour Some Sugar On Me. Yep. The 90-year-old thug was caught an hour later damaging vehicles in nearby parking lot.

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So he is from Ohio. He went all the way down to Florida. Avon, Ohio or Avon. I think it might be Avon, isn't it?

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I'm not sure. It depends on...

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It depends on whatever the hell it is. So, yeah. So... Wow. I wonder what his motivation was.

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At first I thought maybe it was a fan who was just being a little over-excited, but apparently he just came up and wanted to attack the one-ardin guy.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. So anyhow, a woman who ran over to help Allen during the attack was also injured.

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Rick Allen has several bruises and cuts. The woman that helped him has minor injuries as well.

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So anyhow, the 19-year-old was visiting Florida on spring break and was hiding behind a pole near the valet area, Fort Lauderdale Four Seasons Hotel.

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No explanation was given for the attack.

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Okay. Well, okay. Spring break. So I'm going to say check his blood for PCP or something.

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Yeah. Either someone got one in on him or he decided he was just going to try it and couldn't do it. So, you know, couldn't handle it.

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Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I'll bet that woman who stepped in to help is going to get tickets to a few shows.

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I bet too. One would think so at least. Yeah. So... That would be nice. It would be.

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So anyhow, did you hear about how the mayor of New York dissed Topeka?

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No.

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All right.

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Mayor of New York.

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Yep. Let me find all of this story here before I get into it. But anyhow, this, the guy that came up with this little contest here, he said,

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he said, I was in New York City visiting my granddaughter when you disparaged my hometown, Topeka, Kansas. It was this granddaughter who, with all her parents, delivered Kansas kindness to you at a Gracie mansion when you disparaged my state last September.

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Enough already. You owe Kansas an apology is what this guy said to the mayor of New York.

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March 2nd with Padilla saying, one of the best lessons I've learned in my tenure as mayor, the value of humility.

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Okay. Topeka was my home for 24 years, but the last 17 years I've been a New Yorker said Jeff Creedy, star of 2014 Tony winning Broadway musical A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder.

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I'm so excited for my fellow New Yorkers have a chance to visit Kansas for themselves. And this is what some people are saying. I'm getting to the main justice story here.

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Okay.

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Okay. What happened is, is the mayor of New York said that governing New York City is hard, not like governing a city like Topeka, Kansas, which is easy.

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Oh, there he goes.

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Yeah.

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I see what I see that now.

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Yeah. So what happened is, is this guy that took exception to it when he was over there, and his granddaughter heard it on TV and was like, well, what's wrong with Topeka? You know, that's where we're from.

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What they're doing is they're giving New Yorkers a chance to come to Topeka for three days.

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All inclusive.

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They're getting passes to to botanical gardens, getting passes to the, and this is for the summer coming up.

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They're getting free passes. There's quite a few of them that they're giving out and it just depends on the need.

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Yeah, you know, I mean, I imagine like how many 20 million people New York, I imagine quite a few people. Why not? It's free.

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I think there's a museum there in Topeka about aircraft and air travel.

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Yes, that's one of them there.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so what it is is, you know, this guy was insulted this Bob Ross is the guy's name, believe it or not.

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That was insulted.

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And that's why I kind of steered away from the names. I was like, I'll throw that in later.

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That's why I kind of jumbled this around because I start saying Bob Ross is going to sound like, I don't know.

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The Afro painter guy.

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Yeah, yes.

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Just put some happy little trees in here.

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So Bob Ross and Topeka Chamber of Commerce partnered together after these comments from what's his name, De Blasio?

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Yeah.

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Okay. So anyhow, they partnered together for this little gimmick that they come up with.

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And it's quite a few New Yorkers. It didn't say how many. I think it's well over 200 that they're offering for free, free airline tickets to Topeka.

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Probably not nonstop unless this is in another article too. I put a couple of them together here.

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They would have to charter a flight.

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Yes. So basically, if you want to go nonstop, you could probably fly into Kansas City and drive to Topeka.

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Yeah.

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And I don't know if they furnish a car or not. I don't have any idea on that because it didn't specify.

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If not, you're probably going to lay over somewhere like Dallas or something. Then you go to Topeka from there.

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So you get three free stays at the downtown Marriott or the Crowne Plaza or the Double Tree. All fine hotels.

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Yeah.

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You get the museum. You get the zoo, the Botanical Gardens. Let's see. There's car shows.

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They're offering like there's this big thing of events going on all summer long.

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Yeah.

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And they're giving you little packages. Whether it's like homecomings or whether it's car shows.

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There's like this thing on the Kansas River, Music on the River. There's music festivals.

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And some of them even go to some of these surrounding casinos.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah. And they're offering all these for free for people that want to discover Topeka because they were insulted by de Blasio.

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That's a really clever way to react.

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They said, you may or may not like us, but you know what? We want you guys to come over and enjoy us.

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And you know what? Better yet, it's free. So airline tickets, place to stay, and everything to do.

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And even food is included in that. Isn't that cool?

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It is.

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And also, another thing about doing that is also it raises awareness.

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Like someone in New York would be like, you know, I won that package to Topeka.

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And it was a lot of fun. A lot of stuff to do there, man. I had a blast.

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Then four or five people are like, you know what? We always go to the tropics. We always go to Mexico.

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Let's try this Topeka place.

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Yeah, it's cheap.

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Yeah. Yeah. So anyhow, I thought that was pretty cool.

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He made the classic mistake of comparing his two jobs and saying one was harder than the other.

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The political response is to say that the challenges are different and unique.

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The snippet, the little news junket that they gave with it, it was not very nice the way he said it.

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He didn't say it tongue in cheek. He said it as a matter of fact.

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He was like, well, Topeka is an easy place. It's small. You don't have to worry about it.

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He was kind of more or less degrading him.

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Yeah. Dismissing it as less than.

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Yes. Which is his fucking problem.

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Yeah. I mean, the smart things do it. Well, the challenges here are different. And on a larger scale.

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I mean, that's accessible.

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What he's doing is he's patting himself on the back for doing an inferior job.

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Well, it's not like Gov. Topeka. That'd be easy. I'd do it with my fucking dick.

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No. What he's doing instead of going, well, you know what, man? We're having a lot of issues and I'm working on it.

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He chose to defer it to, well, this place is hard to fucking do.

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Well, then step down, idiot. I never liked the piece of shit anyhow.

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Yeah. I never enjoyed that when the boss complained about how hard it was to be in charge.

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Just like in Don't Do It. Yeah. Don't do it.

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I remember telling the boss, quit. Come at Caring Man.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look at that. What do you see wrong with that picture?

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I see a KCPD parking in a non-parking spot.

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Yeah. Hello. Hey, thank you. How you doing?

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I'm well. How are you?

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I'm doing good. What's your name?

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Deb.

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Deb, nice to meet you. I'm Mark. This is Topher.

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Hi.

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Hey, you guys got anything you want to say?

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About what?

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I don't care. Anything.

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Oh, don't get distracted.

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We are called two douchebags and microphone. I think you could probably say about anything and get away with it.

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I'm not very opinionated. I just have my own opinion. I'm pretty strong.

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There you go.

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That's good.

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But he knows what he likes.

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See, that's a good thing to say. Nothing wrong with that.

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What are you guys out doing? Just doing a little shopping?

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Well, they're showing us the town.

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We're out of town. They're showing us the town.

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Oh, good. Good. Excellent. That's good to hear.

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We all started at Big Biscuit.

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Oh, that's awesome.

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Oh, yeah. That's a good place.

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She's all downhill from there.

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All the way to Dism. It's an adventure.

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Oh, you're going to have a blast.

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We'll walk it off.

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Yeah, that's what we got to do. Walk off all the distance.

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Well, at least you took me to a great place.

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All right. Nice talking to you all. Take care.

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Enjoy.

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Okay. Let's see.

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It is interesting that the police car pulled up into a non-parking space

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and they just hopped out and started wandering off.

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Coincidentally, did you say KCPD by accident?

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On my head.

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Okay. That is not. That's the Nashville police.

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Yeah.

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Since you said that, the people walked up and I'm like, oh.

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Anyhow. Okay.

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I saw a police car and forgot we weren't home.

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That's all right. No big deal.

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Excuse me.

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Okay. Anyhow, let's see.

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I talked to Rick about this and he said they are not coming out with us.

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This is the new Starbucks coffee line in Europe.

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I don't think we covered this. If we did, I apologize. You're getting it again.

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Anyhow, because I've been very bad about keeping my records

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and throwing away the stuff that we use.

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So if not, Starbucks has a new product in Italy.

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Almost called it Iditli.

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Iditli.

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That's not the way I feel about you guys.

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I'm close cousins. Yeah. Yeah. Greek. Italians.

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We're supposedly the same thing in coordinateancestor.com.

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So if I dogged you guys, I dogged me.

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There you go.

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Just a joke.

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So, okay.

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Starbucks has a new product in Italy. Olive oil coffee.

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Oh.

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Rick said, look, he shook his head.

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No. You're not going to do that here?

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Hey, Rick. You want to talk about it?

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He doesn't.

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Anyhow.

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I don't see olive oil coffee being any kind of good.

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Starbucks in Italy has started to offer a new blend of its coffee.

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It's olive oil infused coffee blend.

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This has become very popular according to many Italian news sources in Starbucks Italy.

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Gosh.

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This product is scheduled to hit the UK next in around a month.

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And then all of Europe by summertime.

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The product will eventually make it to the US sometime next year.

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The exact date is not known yet.

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The coffee is olive oil infused and exceptionally smooth.

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The oil is blended into the drink while being brewed.

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The oil is a product of Italy and its famous olive oil producing region, Tuscany.

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The oil can only be harvested once a year and it's feared that if the coffee becomes too popular,

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that it could become hard to buy at certain times.

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Which means the price goes up.

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That's what they want.

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That's actually what they want.

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They're causing this fervor over nothing.

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They chose it for its limited availability.

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Bingo.

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Now you're getting where I'm getting.

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It has not been discussed whether the item is seasonal yet or not, but of course it's going to be.

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It's like you better hurry up and get it like the McRib.

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Oh my god, man.

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We're running out of pigs.

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We're not going to have the McRib anymore for a long time.

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Well, now they're saying they ended it, but we know better.

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We called bullshit on them.

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What sometimes works is to have something that's in and out of stock so people have to keep coming in and checking on it.

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But after a point that gets irritating, people want to know when it's coming back.

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So I can see them saying, okay, December through March we're going to have it in stock,

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and the rest of the year it's going to be hit and miss.

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That kind of thing.

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They're going to have to use some sort of emulsifier because oil and water don't mix.

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That oil is going to separate right out.

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They're going to have to add additional ingredients to get the oil to stay mixed with the water.

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We stand corrected. Nashville PD was only stopping there to check that guy down there, that homeless guy.

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Okay, so it was the only place they could park, I guess, at the time.

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That does keep them out of traffic.

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They could have stopped in the middle of the way.

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Yeah, okay. My apologies.

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Anyhow, go ahead. I'm sorry.

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No, I think I finished.

445
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Okay.

446
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Anyways.

447
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Oh shit, what's that over there?

448
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

449
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:56,000
I found my copy in Microsoft Office. I will find you, and I will have my word.

450
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Hello, this is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

451
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:19,000
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

452
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:25,000
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day. Enjoy.

453
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:33,000
And now, a brand new feature. Strange pencils from an alien.

454
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:40,000
May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.

455
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags.

456
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:54,000
Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in 3, 2, 1.

457
00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Two douchebags in a socket wrench will be right back.

458
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Well, I was listening to my wake up routine this morning. I have my phone set to where it gives me the weather, some local news stories, and then there's national news stories, and then a podcast. It's like about 5 to 10 minutes long.

459
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:46,000
So one of the national news stories was about Uganda, which is one of the countries in Africa.

460
00:32:46,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Newsflash, Africa is not a country, despite the fact that Miss Universe pageant contestants continually identify Africa as a country. It is not. It's a collection of many, many countries.

461
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
It's a way it's sold.

462
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Yeah.

463
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Anyhow.

464
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:11,000
The continent of Africa has many countries, one of which is Uganda.

465
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Uganda has just passed another set of very restrictive and anti-gay laws.

466
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:48,000
The one that they passed, I think, just recently was a person who openly identifies as LGBTQ plus anything but strictly heterosexual, if you identify as something other than that, 20 years in prison.

467
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Oh, wow.

468
00:33:49,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Yeah. And here's some other things. If you have homosexual sex and are caught, life in prison.

469
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Geez. Well, you can have more.

470
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Holding hands or kissing in public between members of the same gender, seven years in prison.

471
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Geez.

472
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Anal or oral sex for anyone, even married couples, three or more years in prison.

473
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Wow.

474
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Now here's Uganda has passed anti-gay legislation and anti-gay constitutional amendments in 2000, 2005, 2009, 2012, 2013, 2021, and 2023. Seven times since 2000.

475
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:55,000
This isn't a one-off thing. This is a deep, deep cultural hatred of homosexuality.

476
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Wow.

477
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Yeah. So I was all ready to rip on Uganda for this. But then I dug a little deeper.

478
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Okay.

479
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:23,000
And I discovered that prior to 1902, when the British came in and colonized Uganda, Uganda was incredibly progressive. The king of Uganda had male and female consorts with whom he had sex.

480
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Homosexuality was widely accepted. Gay men were considered a third and separate gender.

481
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Okay.

482
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:37,000
We're talking 1800s in Uganda and they were perfectly fine with a third gender.

483
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Okay.

484
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:50,000
And anyone could marry this third gender and everyone, and people were fine with it. If you were a straight man and you married a gay man, no problem. If you were a straight woman and married a gay man, no problem.

485
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:59,000
If you were two gay men and married each other, no problem. It was just no problem at all. Homosexuality was very much accepted in Uganda.

486
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Then the British came. And the British wanted to exploit Uganda for its resources. Now, the British are no strangers to homosexuality.

487
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:26,000
It's kind of a, for the last hundred years, it's been kind of a rite of passage for British teenagers to go off for their boarding school, the same sex boarding schools, and then to have sex with members of their own sex.

488
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:31,000
It's just kind of a rite of passage. People do it and it's not really talked about.

489
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Yeah, I mean, it's been like pretty much wide open in their culture a lot longer than over here.

490
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Yeah. But the problem came when Britons would feel dirty and guilty about it and hide the homosexuality to a degree.

491
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Ugandans were very open about it and the British weren't comfortable with that.

492
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Got it.

493
00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:02,000
And so the British started changing the laws, changing the rules, changing the society.

494
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:13,000
And it's amazing that in just a few decades, the British completely reversed the societal attitudes of Ugandans about homosexuality.

495
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000
That's crazy.

496
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:25,000
From open, accepting, and completely okay with it to violently and murderously against it because of the British.

497
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Wow. That's insane.

498
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Isn't that amazing?

499
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Yeah.

500
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Yeah. And realistically speaking, when they say life in prison for having homosexual sex, someone's going to kill you at some point.

501
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:46,000
If the police don't kill you in custody, then when you get to prison, you'll be killed. It's kind of open-seized.

502
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:52,000
But what a stunning turnaround to their society.

503
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Because you're ready to fucking just write them off. You're like, oh my God, what a backward-ass society.

504
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Yeah, I was all ready to write them off.

505
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
It wasn't them at all.

506
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Nope.

507
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000
I would have thought the same thing too, though. I mean, to be fair, that's what you're reading.

508
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Wow, I guess they just got some primitive views.

509
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Yeah. But it's also kind of creepy to think that that is so easy to do.

510
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:23,000
And this was before they had mass communication and internet. It's just way easier now to influence hundreds and thousands of people at once.

511
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Yeah. Oh, well.

512
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:33,000
So my apologies to the country of Uganda. It's not your fault. The British did it.

513
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Those damn British.

514
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,000
I have an interesting question we can talk about.

515
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Okay.

516
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:55,000
I started thinking about whether or not it's acceptable to me for churches to hoard money.

517
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Or whether the money should go out as fast as it comes in.

518
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Okay. I think it's both.

519
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
It kind of winds up being that way. But yeah, go ahead.

520
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Well, here's why.

521
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Okay, there's different ways to do different things and they have to be done certain ways.

522
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Like feeding the hungry.

523
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Yeah.

524
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Has to be done right now.

525
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Okay. I mean, you could wait, but then a lot of people that are hungry, you're going to stay hungry.

526
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:27,000
So that should be an ongoing effort, no matter what, with funds available.

527
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Yeah.

528
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Okay. Then maybe you want to do a mission to another part of the country.

529
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
You'd have to save for that.

530
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Okay. So I think it's both. And I think the secret is to make sure that you try to be legitimate in everything that you do.

531
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Yeah.

532
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:53,000
And to me, it doesn't matter whether it takes a while to achieve what you're trying to or not.

533
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:59,000
As long as you have a set of goals that you're trying to do, a mission statement per se.

534
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Yeah.

535
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
I mean, I know it's a church, but.

536
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
But a plan in place.

537
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Yes.

538
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,000
For how you're going to do things.

539
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Yes. So I think that that is acceptable to do both.

540
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:18,000
But you have to have a plan. You can't just willy-nilly say, hey, we have 30,000 extra dollars. What should we do with it?

541
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Oh, I don't know. Where stained glass on the right side is looking kind of putrid.

542
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Yeah.

543
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Yeah.

544
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:38,000
There was a time not too long back where a church that I've attended a few times had money that they had set aside and been sitting on.

545
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:45,000
And a parcel of land nearby became available, and they decided to buy that piece of land.

546
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:56,000
And that got me thinking, why have they been sitting on this money unless they were looking for something big like that to spend it on?

547
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Uh-huh.

548
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:07,000
And I agree with you for the most part. There are things you need to save short term for, like missionary trips.

549
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:20,000
But so much of what the church takes in on a daily or weekly or monthly basis, I think, needs to go right back out to serve the community.

550
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:31,000
I'm not comfortable with a church hoarding, you know, well, let's keep $500,000 here in this account in case there's a local emergency.

551
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Uh-huh.

552
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:44,000
I don't buy that because in a local emergency you get state funds, you get federal funds, and the local and not so local community helps out.

553
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:50,000
So the church doesn't need $500,000 on hand for that because everyone's going to pitch in and help.

554
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Uh-huh.

555
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
So that one I don't buy.

556
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Yeah.

557
00:41:54,000 --> 00:42:00,000
If you're saving up big chunks of money, what is it that the church wants to acquire?

558
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Good point.

559
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Yeah. And I know you can talk about, like, the Catholic Church has enormous wealth.

560
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:27,000
But a lot of their wealth is in the form of artifacts, you know, physical things, paintings, sculptures, cups, crowns, you know, all these kind of things that have value in and of itself, plus religious significance, so that only multiplies it.

561
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:33,000
And I'm not saying that the Catholic Church needs to sell off all of its stuff and spend its money.

562
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:43,000
I'm talking about a church that is putting hundreds of thousands of dollars a year into a hedge fund somewhere, and it's multiplying.

563
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Uh-huh.

564
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
You know, that's not right.

565
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000
No, it isn't.

566
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Churches are supposed to be non-profit, which means at the end of the year they should have spent everything that they made.

567
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
I agree.

568
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:58,000
So I would like to see a lot more of the transparency.

569
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:07,000
And I'd also like to see a return to community helping instead of, well, I give money to the church and let them help.

570
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Well, I give money to this food pantry and let them help.

571
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,000
It's like, no, the community is supposed to help in times of need.

572
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Exactly.

573
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:22,000
The federal government, you know, 100 years ago or so, it was basically set up that way.

574
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:30,000
It's like, we're not going to keep a bunch of money on hand to send to all these different states in case they have a tornado or a flood or something.

575
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
We expect the local community to do that.

576
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Yeah.

577
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
We expect the people who live in that area to save money to help their own.

578
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
To me, that's how a lot of them get away with hoarding money.

579
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000
It's like, what ifs?

580
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Yeah.

581
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Yeah.

582
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Well, I mean, we need to save some back because what if there's a disaster somewhere around?

583
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:50,000
We've got to have a slush fund to, you know, to distribute money to them quickly.

584
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
Yeah.

585
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:57,000
And maybe in some circumstances, you know, I think you could make an argument for sometimes that being a good case.

586
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,000
The same parishioners you hit up for the money in the first place, you'd probably hit up again.

587
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Yeah.

588
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
But at the same time, let's put a time limit.

589
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000
It's like, you know.

590
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000
I agree.

591
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000
On this date, we have, you know, X amount of dollars in the account.

592
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Five years from now, we need to have spent all of that and replaced it with new.

593
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:22,000
I also think that, like, on a church, there should be an ability for everybody who's a member there to look through their records.

594
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Look at the books.

595
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Absolutely.

596
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Yeah.

597
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
That should be open to anybody who wants to walk out and look at it.

598
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000
And I also think that it's about time churches start getting taxed.

599
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
There's too many of them to get by on.

600
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
I'm sorry.

601
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:40,000
You know, I've for a long time, I've been a proponent of taxing the churches.

602
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:45,000
I certainly would enjoy taxing the businesses owned by the churches.

603
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Bingo.

604
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Yes.

605
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Taxing the church themselves.

606
00:44:49,000 --> 00:45:00,000
I'm OK with not taxing churches, but at the same time, making that tax free status dependent on how much money they're holding.

607
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Yes.

608
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Yeah.

609
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
And there again, in Portugal.

610
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
It should be like us.

611
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
If we're saving money, the government's coming after us.

612
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000
They don't want us.

613
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
They want us spending.

614
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
They don't get their cut unless money changes hands.

615
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Exactly.

616
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:20,000
And so they want to constantly prod and poke you and make you want to spend money, because if not, they'll find a way to get a lot of it.

617
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
So you might as well spend it.

618
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Or the bank will just fail and the money will cleverly disappear.

619
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
That's another thing, too.

620
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
And I've got my own.

621
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:37,000
I'll tell you what, anyone that doesn't think that at least a certain degree of this is a complete scam is foolish.

622
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
In my opinion.

623
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Here's one thing that's getting...

624
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
I'll go with your opinion.

625
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Go ahead and then I'll go to mine.

626
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:51,000
I was going to say the one thing that you can absolutely be sure of, like the Silicon Valley Bank, none of that money was lost.

627
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Exactly.

628
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Somebody else has it.

629
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
The money didn't disappear.

630
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
That's what they act.

631
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
They act like it just went poof, it was gone one day.

632
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Somebody else has it.

633
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
They stole it.

634
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Every penny that was put into that bank by all those people was taken out by somebody and somebody else has it now.

635
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Yes.

636
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
And that's the one...they don't want you to think about that.

637
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,000
They just, oh, the bank failed and the money's gone.

638
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Oh, it's gone.

639
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
What a vague thing to say.

640
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Yeah, and then another thing is whenever you have these market corrections and all this bullshit and like how banks fail and all that, who wins on that?

641
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,000
The people that are not affected by this.

642
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:40,000
So in other words, the ultra-rich, the mega-wealthy, they don't care if 20% of their income just got cut.

643
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
They can still buy whatever they want.

644
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
And they know they're going to make that back.

645
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Yes.

646
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:55,000
And they know that occasional stirring the pot or little brush fires that we call recessions, those are necessary to keep the system healthy so they can keep milking it.

647
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Yeah, that's how they burn off the fields.

648
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Yeah, they burn off the fields and then they come back and when everything grows back, they already bought it.

649
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Yeah, we're like the wildlife living in the field.

650
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,000
The rich are the farmers who come and burn off the field so they can plant crops.

651
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Yes.

652
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
We lose out.

653
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Yeah.

654
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000
They make money.

655
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Yep.

656
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:21,000
And I think it's a cycle like that for a scam, kind of like a Ponzi scheme almost, if you will.

657
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,000
It's like, okay, well these banks are going to start collapsing.

658
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:34,000
So then we're going to take your money, Joe Taxpayer, and we're going to shove it back into the system and prop up these banks that are failing.

659
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Even though the reason the banks are failing, they already stole your money and already fucked you over on it.

660
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
We're going to take your money and fix them.

661
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:49,000
But in the meantime, while the economy is horrible, we're going to go around and buy all your properties that you lost because you couldn't afford it.

662
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
What a scam.

663
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
What a fucking scam.

664
00:47:53,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Another scary thought to keep in mind, just for the fun of it, all the things that happened at the Silicon Valley Bank to make it fail,

665
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:07,000
all of those things are happening right now to hundreds of thousands of other banks.

666
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:12,000
It's just they're finding ways to prop up the house of cards for one more day.

667
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:18,000
They're finding last minute, last ditch solutions that are saving their ass for one more day.

668
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
And they can open their doors tomorrow.

669
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:25,000
But they are just as close to the edge as the Silicon Valley Bank was.

670
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:30,000
It's just somebody at that bank is really good at juggling flaming chainsaws.

671
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:35,000
But every once in a while you're going to drop one and then everything goes to hell.

672
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:47,000
And it's going to happen over and over because it's an unsustainable system that's being propped up by sheer luck and chance and skin of our teeth.

673
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000
But it's going to happen.

674
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000
It's going to happen.

675
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,000
Yes, it is.

676
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Everything goes in cycles and waves.

677
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Yep.

678
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Do you hear about the U.S. man that developed an uncontrollable Irish accent after being diagnosed with prostate cancer?

679
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Wait, an Irish accent?

680
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Yes.

681
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Okay.

682
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Despite having never visited Ireland.

683
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000
That's a little weird.

684
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Yeah.

685
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:24,000
A North Carolina man who was in his 50s or he's still in his 50s, he didn't die, was presumably afflicted with foreign account accent.

686
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Foreign account accent syndrome.

687
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Apparently it's got a name so this isn't a...

688
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
It happens, yeah.

689
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,000
The British Medical Journal reports.

690
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000
Suddenly I cannot talk.

691
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000
You're drunk.

692
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Go home, you're drunk.

693
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,000
I bet it's that food we're smelling.

694
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Yeah, I know.

695
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
That stuff smells good.

696
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Too bad they don't have any vegan options.

697
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Yeah, well, I just need non-dairy.

698
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Well, Rick said that he had the vegan brownies and that's about it.

699
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Yeah.

700
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Oh well, anyhow.

701
00:49:54,000 --> 00:50:05,000
The rare syndrome gave the man who had no immediate family from Ireland a brogue that remained until his death.

702
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Oh wow, it wasn't a temp or anything.

703
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000
He did die, yeah.

704
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Okay.

705
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Yeah.

706
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:15,000
I had this article for about two months now and I just now read it and it's kind of catching me off guard.

707
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Several similar cases have been reported globally in recent years.

708
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:28,000
The case was jointly studied and reported by Duke University of North Carolina and the Carolina Urologic Research Center in South Carolina.

709
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:39,000
To our knowledge, this is the first case of FAS described in a patient with prostate cancer and the third described in a patient with malignancy, said the reports author.

710
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:45,000
Much of the man's identifying characteristics, including his name and nationality, were not included in the report.

711
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:56,000
It says he lived in England in his 20s and had friends and distant family members from Ireland, but they had never previously spoken the foreign accent.

712
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:03,000
His accent was uncontrollable, present in all settings, and gradually became persistent.

713
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,000
So that became his way of speaking, it sounds like.

714
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Wow, gosh.

715
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:11,000
So it's an accent he's heard and he knew of and he was imitating it.

716
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Yeah.

717
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Wow.

718
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:20,000
And evidently it happens enough to where they have a name for it, FAS, for an accent syndrome.

719
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Wow.

720
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:27,000
What if there's a physical cause behind that or whether it's strictly a psychological cause?

721
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000
I'm seeing here.

722
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:32,000
He had no neurological examination abnormalities.

723
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:41,000
Psychiatric history or MRI of the brain, abnormalities or any symptom onset, the report said.

724
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Sounds like psychological then.

725
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000
Yeah.

726
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Despite chemotherapy, his prostate cancer progressed, resulting in multifocal brain metastasis.

727
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
So it went to his brain.

728
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Okay.

729
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
So anyhow.

730
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,000
So you think if the cancer went to his brain, if it's in the right part of the brain, it could cause that.

731
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
I kind of see how this happened now.

732
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:11,000
It doesn't really say that in the article, but that's what happened.

733
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Yeah.

734
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
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735
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,000
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736
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737
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738
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:31,000
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739
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:38,000
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740
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741
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:50,000
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742
00:52:50,000 --> 00:53:00,000
If a 10 pound bag of shit could talk, this is what it would sound like.

743
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,000
Oh shit.

744
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000
What's that over there?

745
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Oh no.

746
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
It's an island of horrible jokes.

747
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:13,000
Ugh.

748
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:22,000
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.

749
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Only a fraction will get this.

750
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

751
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Um.

752
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Okay, other people who have suffered FAS have described to the BBC the unsettling feeling of hearing a stranger in the house whenever they speak.

753
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Oh weird. So they speak and they hear their own voice and it doesn't sound like themselves.

754
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,000
So it comes out different than what they're intending.

755
00:53:55,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Wow. In 2006, a UK woman Linda Walker suffered a stroke and discovered that her accent had been replaced by a Jamaican sounding voice.

756
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Oh god.

757
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000
That would be weird.

758
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:21,000
One of the first reported cases in 1941 was a young Norwegian woman developed a German accent after being hit by a bomb trap in the second world war air raid.

759
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:26,000
She was shunned by locals who thought she was a Nazi spy.

760
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Of course.

761
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,000
I expected nothing else.

762
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
I know.

763
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:38,000
She gets hit by a shrapnel and gets fucked up and then they're like, you're a spy.

764
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
So.

765
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Alright.

766
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
I'll have another thing about electric vehicles.

767
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Okay.

768
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Um.

769
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,000
We can be cool and call them EVs.

770
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,000
EVs. There you go.

771
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
EVs.

772
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,000
Yes.

773
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000
What are they fucked at?

774
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
They're electric vehicles.

775
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Um.

776
00:54:54,000 --> 00:55:06,000
I noticed when people are talking about being environmentally responsible and lessening your carbon impact and all that.

777
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:11,000
It always works out to I have to buy new stuff.

778
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
Yes.

779
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000
And then that's not, you know, that's not a coincidence.

780
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
That's not an accident.

781
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:27,000
There are plenty of ways that I could use less energy and lessen my carbon impact that didn't require me buying more stuff.

782
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:33,000
It's like do less, drive less, start carpooling, take public transportation.

783
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
You know.

784
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:40,000
But when it's talked about publicly, they always say buy this.

785
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:44,000
You know, buy an electric vehicle and then you'll be more environmentally.

786
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Buy this new connected thermostat.

787
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
Then you'll be more environmentally responsible.

788
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000
You're never where they need you to be.

789
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Right.

790
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Unless you buy something.

791
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000
You gotta get this or get that or get this.

792
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,000
Then after you get that, then you gotta get this to go with that.

793
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Yeah.

794
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,000
It's amazing.

795
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,000
They never say do less of what you're doing.

796
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,000
It's always do what you're doing and do more of it.

797
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,000
And do more.

798
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000
But just buy this new thing.

799
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:13,000
But how you do more is not doing less of using fossil fuels.

800
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000
It's buying more of what they're pimping.

801
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Yeah.

802
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,000
Yeah.

803
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000
And that's pretty easy to see.

804
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
I mean they do it on everything.

805
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
It's like well here and we have this.

806
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:31,000
It's kind of like the games, the old computer games where you have to keep putting an ad

807
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000
on if you want to keep going.

808
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Oh yeah.

809
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,000
We came to the term microtransaction.

810
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,000
We're born out of that.

811
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Yes.

812
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Where you could buy the game and play the game but you had no chance unless you kept

813
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:47,000
spending a small amount of money all along the way to buy whatever it takes to win.

814
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000
It's the same thing.

815
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,000
It's the stringing along.

816
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,000
It's like a oh no no no no.

817
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000
You're doing better.

818
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
Boy you're really helping.

819
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,000
But we're not there yet.

820
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,000
There's so much more you can do and if you don't do this part then the other is not nearly

821
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
as effective.

822
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,000
Yeah.

823
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Yeah.

824
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:09,000
So I don't trust someone who's trying to sell me something to get me to be more environmentally

825
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,000
responsible.

826
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,000
No me neither.

827
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:17,000
I don't trust someone who says drive less or share a car or walk instead or just stay

828
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000
home or whatever.

829
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Turn your lights off or lower your thermostat.

830
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,000
But the ones that say no buy this first, I don't believe them.

831
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,000
Not for a second.

832
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,000
The government used to say that.

833
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Certain parts of it.

834
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Now they don't say that at all.

835
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:33,000
Now they say invest in more economical whatever.

836
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Yes.

837
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,000
Yeah.

838
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,000
Even the government is saying buy solar panels.

839
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Yes.

840
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,000
They're not saying use less, turn everything off when you leave.

841
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000
They're like well just buy solar panels.

842
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,000
Uh huh.

843
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Buy more efficient light bulbs.

844
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000
And leave them running all the time.

845
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Yeah.

846
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Leave them running all the time.

847
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,000
They still want you to spend the money on the utilities and they still want you to buy

848
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000
stuff.

849
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:58,000
But they found a way to make it seem like they're being environmental.

850
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:03,000
But the end result is you're still spending money on new stuff and you're still spending

851
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,000
money on energy and they're still getting that money.

852
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000
Uh huh.

853
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000
So what have I accomplished?

854
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Nothing.

855
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000
I was talking about.

856
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Except buying what they wanted you to.

857
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,000
Yeah.

858
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:16,200
I was talked into buying new more environmentally friendly stuff.

859
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,000
I'm not seeing any benefit of it.

860
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
No, same here.

861
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,000
And in five years they're going to have a new generation of environment.

862
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Buy this now.

863
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
How about if I just stop using stuff.

864
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:30,000
The stuff that's energy efficient right now is not going to be in five years.

865
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
It's going to be the worst thing around.

866
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:38,000
But you know the most energy efficient furnace you can buy is always more efficient when you

867
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,000
turn it off.

868
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,000
And I can do that with any furnace.

869
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,000
Yep.

870
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000
But they don't want you to ever think about that.

871
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000
You can also insulate your house better.

872
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Uh huh.

873
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,000
You can also do a lot of other things.

874
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,000
You can put up like blocks, wind blocks.

875
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:56,000
You can put up like some evergreens that you know.

876
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
But they don't ever preach that.

877
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,000
Yeah.

878
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,000
And it's always buy more stuff.

879
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Yeah.

880
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,000
And there are other people that have caught on to this.

881
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:11,000
I saw a meme on Facebook a number of years back saying you can't buy your way out of

882
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000
an economic depression.

883
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,000
And it's the same.

884
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:19,000
You can't buy your way out of wasting energy.

885
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Well you see that's where the big fallacy came from is this right here.

886
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:29,000
They didn't buy us out of the last horrible recession and the one coming up.

887
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,000
What they did was they kicked the can down the road.

888
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Uh huh.

889
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Yeah.

890
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:41,000
The government's answer always on everything is take our money and throw it everywhere.

891
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Ukraine, Taiwan, everywhere.

892
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Yep.

893
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:50,000
As always grab our money and throw it everywhere.

894
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Failed concepts.

895
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Instead of getting to the real root of the problem and finding out what's really going

896
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,000
on, there's no money at it.

897
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:02,000
So like the United States are really being opportunist in my opinion on the whole Russian

898
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:07,000
Ukraine deal is they're getting someone to fight their own battle for them.

899
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,000
Yes they are.

900
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
And giving them weapons.

901
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000
Yep.

902
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:18,000
They're more than happy to have somebody take on Putin and weaken him.

903
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000
Yeah.

904
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,000
Yeah.

905
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:24,000
Ukraine is definitely fighting the US's battle for them.

906
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Who knows whether how it really all started.

907
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,000
We've been told something about how it really all started.

908
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:35,000
But the way it's working out is the US is benefiting greatly.

909
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Yep.

910
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:42,000
I don't ever see that as a coincidence or an accident.

911
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:45,000
I see no reason to believe the government now.

912
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:52,000
They've done nothing in the last 20 years to make me think they're even partially believable

913
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000
anymore.

914
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,000
No.

915
01:00:54,000 --> 01:01:01,000
I mean it's so clear to see endless examples of where they hide the bad things in plain

916
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:07,000
sight because there's so much going on it's more than anybody can keep track of.

917
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:15,000
There's so much money being spent in so many ways that by the time you've gotten a mental

918
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:22,000
grasp of where it is and where it's all going and how much it all is it's changed.

919
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,000
So you're always like behind.

920
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,000
It's just it's too enormous.

921
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:32,000
It's like this enormous enormous snowball rolling down the hill and no one can stop

922
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,000
it.

923
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:38,000
You can just pick little pieces off it here if that benefits you and maybe ride for a

924
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
little bit and then jump off later.

925
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,000
But the snowball is rolling downhill and nobody can stop it.

926
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:49,000
It's too big, too heavy, it's too steep a hill, nobody has enough power.

927
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:56,000
It would take I think the people of the world to all come together share one mind in some

928
01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:01,000
sort of big telepathic link and fix it that way.

929
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:07,000
But with eight billion individuals on this planet we're always going to have a big chaotic

930
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
mess.

931
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,000
That's just the way it is.

932
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Now that we have eight billion people who communicate instantly.

933
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,000
Yeah it's even a lot worse.

934
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:23,000
Yeah every day we are waking into uncharted territory.

935
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,000
Every day.

936
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Every single day.

937
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,000
That's right.

938
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:31,000
Yeah nobody's ever gone through this before and we're making it up as we go along worldwide.

939
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Every person, every country, every business, nobody has a clue because nothing like this

940
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,000
has ever happened before.

941
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,000
Every single day is that brand new.

942
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Who knows where the hell we're going?

943
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Nobody knows where the hell we're going.

944
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Most people don't even have a clue how today's going to end.

945
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:56,000
For their business, for their country, for their government, for their bottom line.

946
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:00,000
We're always one disaster away from losing everything.

947
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
At least temporarily.

948
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,000
Yeah.

949
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000
And you know what?

950
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,000
There have been what?

951
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:11,000
At least five different ice ages in recorded history.

952
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,000
Another one's coming.

953
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,000
They happen.

954
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:18,000
They do happen on this planet and another one is coming and it's way more powerful than

955
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,000
anyone can stop so are we preparing for the next ice age?

956
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,000
Aw hell no.

957
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000
Well look at the difference.

958
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:32,000
Look at the difference of 9.10am at 9.11am.

959
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:39,000
2001 on 9.11am.

960
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,000
Those 30 seconds.

961
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Look at the difference right there.

962
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,000
Yeah.

963
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Everything was normal.

964
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Beautiful.

965
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Crystal blue.

966
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Sky.

967
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:55,000
Everyone was happy and everything and all of a sudden in no time it was complete chaos.

968
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,000
People screaming on the streets of New York.

969
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,000
Running everywhere.

970
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,000
People thinking they're going to die.

971
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
A lot of them did.

972
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000
You know?

973
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000
30 seconds.

974
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:09,000
That morning you didn't wake up and think, man, the world's going to change and it's

975
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:12,000
going to be fucking insane for years to come.

976
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Yeah.

977
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,000
So yeah.

978
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
That's what I'm saying.

979
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:21,000
We're always a disaster or something like that away from losing everything at least

980
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,000
for a day.

981
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:27,000
And every time a disaster comes there are people that lose everything.

982
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Yeah there is.

983
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,000
So far it hasn't been me.

984
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,000
Same here.

985
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,000
And I'm grateful for that.

986
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,000
Me too.

987
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,000
But someday it's going to be me unless I die first.

988
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,000
It will happen eventually to me.

989
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:43,000
A disaster will happen and I'll lose everything if I don't die first.

990
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,000
Yeah.

991
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000
And the disaster may be you dying.

992
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,000
Yeah it could be.

993
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,000
It could be.

994
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,000
You try to save your life and you lose everything.

995
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,000
All of a sudden Cindy's like, no, no, no.

996
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000
Let's try to keep them going.

997
01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:00,000
There's a 30% chance it'll be okay so we're going to go with it.

998
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,000
She loses everything trying to keep you alive and at the end of the day it didn't work.

999
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000
You do the same.

1000
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,000
Who knows?

1001
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,000
Yeah.

1002
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,000
Yeah.

1003
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,000
So anyhow a little bit different note.

1004
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000
You're about to Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

1005
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,000
I know of it.

1006
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,000
Okay well in Las Vegas.

1007
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:23,000
The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has been dogged by some thieves in Las Vegas.

1008
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:30,000
The 27 foot hot dog shaped vehicle was in Sin City this past weekend for a series of events.

1009
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
This is another old one.

1010
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:40,000
I'm cleaning up some old articles tied to the Super Bowl weekend but early Friday morning the Wienermobile's catalytic converter was stolen.

1011
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:43,000
According to Las Vegas CBS civilian KLAS TV.

1012
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000
That's funny as hell.

1013
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,000
As a result the Wienermobile's engine just couldn't cut the mustard.

1014
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000
Oh I didn't write that.

1015
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000
I cannot take credit for that.

1016
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:59,000
So it had to be towed to a local truck rental facility to the shock of the employees.

1017
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,000
Joseph Rodriguez took the station.

1018
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,000
He was surprised by what he saw when he got to work.

1019
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,000
A hot dog truck.

1020
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,000
No way Rodriguez said, told KLAS.

1021
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:12,000
I imagine like a huge hot dog in the middle of your bay.

1022
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:16,000
These other trucks are like you know.

1023
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:20,000
All the rest is like regular trucks and then there's this huge hot dog in the middle.

1024
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:25,000
I guess somebody's got to like change the oil on that thing or do the brakes or.

1025
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:34,000
The crew did a minor repair to fit the Wienermobile with a temporary catalytic converter.

1026
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,000
That allowed it to make a previously scheduled 10 a.m. appearance.

1027
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:43,000
However Rodriguez noted that there's a four month waiting list for catalytic converters.

1028
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,000
Oh wow.

1029
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Metro Police told KLAS that it's not yet received a theft report.

1030
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:52,000
But the hotel where it was parked said its corporate division is investigating.

1031
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:59,000
So anyhow catalytic converters are resold for more than a thousand dollars.

1032
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:03,000
And they cost like three thousand four thousand to put in.

1033
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:09,000
So at least they're getting some value out of them instead of like I don't know getting fifty bucks for a violent crack.

1034
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000
But then again a lot of them probably are. They don't care.

1035
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:21,000
So there'd be a good reason to buy an electronic electric vehicle is that catalytic converter technology that they won't replace with anything.

1036
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,000
They're just sticking with it.

1037
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,000
Yeah.

1038
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:27,000
And a whole theft industry has grown up around catalytic converters.

1039
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:31,000
And rather than change to something else they just they let it continue.

1040
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,000
Yeah.

1041
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:37,000
It's up to us to just you know quit buying cars that need a catalytic converter.

1042
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:38,000
Yep.

1043
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000
I got something a little bit different here.

1044
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,000
Sure.

1045
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:44,000
Worst Tipping Rude as Tullywood Stars according to Waitstaff.

1046
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,000
Oh this ought to be good.

1047
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,000
Yep.

1048
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:50,000
Number one on both of them.

1049
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000
Anna Wintour.

1050
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000
Wintour.

1051
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,000
I'm not sure if I know her.

1052
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,000
Wintour.

1053
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,000
Let's see.

1054
01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,000
I'm not sure either.

1055
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Zip up a picture.

1056
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000
It would be Wintour.

1057
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Anna Wintour.

1058
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,000
Or Anna maybe.

1059
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,000
Anna.

1060
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,000
Probably Anna.

1061
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,000
Anna Ferris.

1062
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,000
She's an actress.

1063
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,000
Little skinny blonde girl.

1064
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,000
Anna Wintour.

1065
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:14,000
Let's take a look.

1066
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,000
No I didn't do it.

1067
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
Anna Wintour.

1068
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,000
You're sorry.

1069
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:24,000
Cole you've tempted to make it not be complete.

1070
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,000
Okay.

1071
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:32,000
Anna Wintour, DB is a British journalist based in New York City who served as editor in chief

1072
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,000
of Vogue.

1073
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,000
Okay there you go.

1074
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,000
1988 global chief content officer.

1075
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:40,000
Okay yep yep yep yep yep yep.

1076
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,000
Okay.

1077
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,000
Alright.

1078
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,000
Yeah she looks it too.

1079
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,000
Yeah so she's some big print media.

1080
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,000
For Vogue.

1081
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,000
Yeah.

1082
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Yeah I'm sorry.

1083
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,000
She's only important because people think her magazine is important.

1084
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:56,000
Exactly if I seen her coming I would do everything I could to just stay away from her.

1085
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,000
You can see her look on her face.

1086
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,000
Number two this does not surprise me because I've never liked the guy.

1087
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,000
James Corden.

1088
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,000
Corden.

1089
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,000
James Corden yeah.

1090
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,000
Yeah.

1091
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,000
Yeah he seems like a twerp.

1092
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,000
He seems like a twerp.

1093
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,000
Yeah twerp is a good word for me.

1094
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,000
At least he seems like a smug.

1095
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,000
Yeah.

1096
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,000
A smug twerp.

1097
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,000
Yeah.

1098
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,000
I like that word twerp.

1099
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,000
Yeah twerp.

1100
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,000
Number three I can see this easily.

1101
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,000
Chloe Kardashian.

1102
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,000
Oh hell yeah.

1103
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,000
You know those Kardashians.

1104
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:26,000
None of the Kardashians have any idea what money is really worth.

1105
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:31,000
No and I could also see them belittling people just because they're there to serve them.

1106
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,000
Yes.

1107
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,000
Yeah like oh you're bringing me my pasta fuck you.

1108
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:39,000
Yeah I could definitely see all the Kardashians you know with their noses in the air.

1109
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,000
Yeah.

1110
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,000
Thinking people should be worshiping their shit piles.

1111
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Did you see that waitstaff look me in the eye.

1112
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,000
They should not allow that.

1113
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:50,000
What was the Metropolitan Gala recently?

1114
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000
They refused to let the Kardashians come.

1115
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,000
Yeah.

1116
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:56,000
And they publicly said it was so they could class up the joint.

1117
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,000
Yes I love that.

1118
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,000
That was great.

1119
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Whoopi Goldberg keeps showing up at the Oscars and they keep turning her away because she

1120
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,000
knows she's banned.

1121
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,000
Yeah.

1122
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:10,000
They don't want her there but every year she dresses up and shows up and gets turned away

1123
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,000
again.

1124
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,000
Wow.

1125
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:18,000
Yeah that's someone whose ego does not match never match their talent.

1126
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,000
Yeah.

1127
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:23,000
They were doing something with minimal talent and an ego like they were the best thing ever.

1128
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:28,000
We've already decided that being Whoopi Goldberg in her thigh would be a fate worse than death.

1129
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000
Oh yes it would.

1130
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,000
Yeah.

1131
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,000
Yeah no kidding.

1132
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,000
Number four was Drake.

1133
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,000
Oh yeah a Canadian rapper.

1134
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,000
Yeah.

1135
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:39,000
Yeah.

1136
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,000
Yeah.

1137
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000
People who are that full of themselves.

1138
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:46,000
I can see like Justin Bieber being a bad tipper just because he's clueless.

1139
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,000
Yeah.

1140
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,000
Yeah.

1141
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:51,000
Or Jessica Simpson because she's an idiot.

1142
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,000
I'll put yeah.

1143
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:57,000
She is actually not on this and it kind of surprised me because I did think of her.

1144
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Yeah.

1145
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:02,000
But Drake does not really surprise me per se but if he wouldn't have been on here I

1146
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,000
wouldn't have been surprised either.

1147
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,000
You know so anyhow.

1148
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,000
Number five.

1149
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,000
Gwyneth Paltryk.

1150
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,000
Oh.

1151
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:13,000
I can totally believe that.

1152
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:17,000
This was compiled by people that work of course they're undercover.

1153
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:25,000
You know they're not saying who they are but people that work in the 90210 I believe zip

1154
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,000
code.

1155
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,000
Yes.

1156
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:33,000
And we have these people constantly like where's the place that Ron Goldman ate with

1157
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,000
Nicole Brown before they.

1158
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,000
Oh yeah.

1159
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,000
I forget the name.

1160
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,000
That famous place.

1161
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,000
Places like that.

1162
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,000
Yeah.

1163
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:46,000
They're there in Hollywood and they're poor people that have money that live there.

1164
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:51,000
And seriously if you're a celebrity type person you're out at a decent restaurant you know

1165
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:54,000
people are going to be keeping track of what you tip and telling people.

1166
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,000
Yeah.

1167
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,000
Yeah.

1168
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,000
So that's all this was.

1169
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,000
Someone come up and probably offered a little bit of money said hey undercover who is this.

1170
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,000
Number six.

1171
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,000
Usher.

1172
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,000
Oh wow.

1173
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,000
Who knew he was a cheapskate.

1174
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,000
No I didn't think it.

1175
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,000
I didn't think of him at all actually.

1176
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,000
Number seven.

1177
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,000
Anne Hathaway.

1178
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,000
That surprises me a little bit.

1179
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,000
I didn't think she was going to be like that.

1180
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,000
So.

1181
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,000
But.

1182
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,000
Yep.

1183
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:24,000
It doesn't take any skin off my ass but it just kind of surprised me.

1184
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,000
Number eight does not surprise me at all.

1185
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,000
Mariah Carey.

1186
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,000
Oh.

1187
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:33,000
I'll bet you if you serve her the wrong tea she goes in that high pitched scream.

1188
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,000
Yep.

1189
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,000
Threats to have you fired.

1190
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,000
Yeah.

1191
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:40,000
She won't stop screaming like that until you get her the right tea.

1192
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000
And then she starts crying and saying get him out of here.

1193
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,000
Get him out of here now.

1194
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,000
He tried to look me in the eye and he served me the wrong tea.

1195
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,000
Kill him.

1196
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:52,000
Well thank God Mariah Carey has been banished back to hell until next Christmas season.

1197
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,000
Then she'll be dragged out to sing her stupid.

1198
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,000
We don't have to put up with it.

1199
01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:01,000
Revolting Christmas song and then they'll send her back to hell where she belongs for

1200
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,000
the next season.

1201
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:05,000
She's just the annual Christmas parasite.

1202
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:08,000
It's just a revolting thing.

1203
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,000
Ugh.

1204
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,000
Ugh.

1205
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,000
Number nine.

1206
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,000
Tiger Woods.

1207
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,000
That does not surprise me at all.

1208
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,000
No.

1209
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:21,000
I remember when he first came out I loved the guy and then all the shines started coming

1210
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,000
off and now he looks like a complete asshole.

1211
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,000
Yeah.

1212
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,000
And I think he is.

1213
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:29,000
He's shown himself to be a user and abuser of people of all genders.

1214
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,000
You know what really turned the table on me on him?

1215
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,000
What was that?

1216
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,000
His father just died.

1217
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,000
Okay.

1218
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:39,000
And then he got caught cheating.

1219
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:45,000
And then right after both of these things happened he has a commercial with his dad

1220
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,000
telling him how to be a good human being.

1221
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,000
Yeah.

1222
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,000
That was such bad timing.

1223
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,000
Well.

1224
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,000
That was so wrong.

1225
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:59,000
How could he in good conscience let that go out when he failed his dad so bad?

1226
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:03,000
You know because his dad's talking about what did you do today?

1227
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,000
Did you promote learning?

1228
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,000
Did you promote being a good human being?

1229
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,000
Did you do your best at everything?

1230
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:13,000
And then he's sitting there acting like he's listening and he's like oh my god I can't

1231
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,000
believe he told me all this.

1232
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,000
And it's like dude.

1233
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,000
Turns out he was chasing tail all day.

1234
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,000
Yeah.

1235
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:24,000
No he was being a horrible human being and he used his dad as a prop in my opinion.

1236
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,000
Yeah.

1237
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,000
His dead dad.

1238
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,000
Using his dead dad to polish his image.

1239
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,000
Yes.

1240
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,000
That sucks.

1241
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,000
And that's when I turned on myself.

1242
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000
That guy's a piece of crap.

1243
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,000
He is.

1244
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,000
I don't like that at all.

1245
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,000
Even if it wasn't his idea he allowed it to happen.

1246
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,000
Exactly.

1247
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:40,000
He should have stopped and said listen guys.

1248
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,000
No.

1249
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,000
Uh uh.

1250
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:45,000
At some point he gave permission for that.

1251
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,000
Exactly.

1252
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,000
It is on him.

1253
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,000
Yep.

1254
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:52,000
Number ten this does not surprise me at all and matter of fact I thought of her.

1255
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,000
JLo.

1256
01:14:53,000 --> 01:15:04,000
That's so hilarious when the people who have the most and are given it by people who love

1257
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,000
them supposedly.

1258
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:08,000
They turn around and just shit on them.

1259
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,000
Yep.

1260
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:14,000
How many movies has JLo made where she is the underpaid worker among rich people?

1261
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,000
Oh I know Little Jen on the Block.

1262
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000
Uh huh.

1263
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,000
Yeah.

1264
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:21,000
And then oh by the end of the movie she is the gorgeous bride again.

1265
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,000
Yes.

1266
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,000
Yeah.

1267
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,000
All of a sudden everything fell in place in the universe.

1268
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,000
Yep.

1269
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:28,000
How many movies has JLo made where she is the bride in the end?

1270
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:31,000
It's been at least four.

1271
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,000
She gets married over and over in her movies.

1272
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,000
That's right.

1273
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,000
Yeah.

1274
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:43,360
It's kind of weird that she is so obsessed with the idea of marriage for herself on screen

1275
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:46,000
that she writes it into so many of her movies.

1276
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,840
You're right.

1277
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:51,000
I think it's almost like a campaign about how good she is.

1278
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,000
Yeah.

1279
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:56,000
It's you know look how desirable I am and want to marry you.

1280
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,000
Yeah.

1281
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,000
Yeah.

1282
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:03,320
And I remember they had like this thing on morality and Jennifer Lopez is on it and then

1283
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:06,800
she did the Super Bowl commercial where they pretty much showed her fucking liver when

1284
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:07,800
she bent over.

1285
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:10,800
And I'm like what?

1286
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:11,800
Anyhow.

1287
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,800
Anyhow yeah.

1288
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:20,400
Remember there was a Sunday night or a Thursday night football commercial.

1289
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:22,800
A Sunday night because that's ABC right?

1290
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:23,800
Yeah.

1291
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:29,800
There was a it was some Desperate Housewives kind of show.

1292
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:30,800
Yeah.

1293
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,000
Or what I like to call them Desperate Horse.

1294
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,000
Yeah.

1295
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,000
Yeah.

1296
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:41,560
And the promo for the football show, the promo for the Sunday Night Football Show, Terrell

1297
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:48,600
Owens I think it's when he was an eagle and he was naked from the waist up and they were

1298
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:59,360
showing him from the waist up and in the background was the much older female lead of this ABC

1299
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:10,400
show lying in bed naked with the sheet pulled up around her tits and Tio was looking at

1300
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:14,480
the camera saying you know something about getting ready for some football and then the

1301
01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:19,280
girl in the bed was saying Tio come back to bed.

1302
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:23,360
He's like yeah and you got the smirky grin on his face and he was going to go back to

1303
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:26,280
bed and pound this woman again.

1304
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:32,600
And that was how they introduced the football game that was about to happen by having one

1305
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:39,120
of the football players pretend to be fucking the lead actress of their TV show and showing

1306
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:44,000
you him standing there naked while she was lying in bed naked telling him to come back

1307
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,120
to bed and fuck her someone.

1308
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,360
That was how they promoted their football.

1309
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:49,360
Yeah.

1310
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:50,760
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01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:52,760
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1324
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1325
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:32,920
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1326
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:33,920
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1327
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:34,920
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1328
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:35,920
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1329
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:36,920
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1330
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:47,040
I'm glad they're gone.