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Alright, two douchebags and a microphone. Welcome, we are at the Filthy Bean. We love coming back to the Filthy Bean. Yes, we do. We can never get enough of the Filthy Bean. Let me do a little audio adjusting here on the fly. Is Rick even here? I haven't seen him.

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Yeah, I saw him a little earlier. He looked like he was dressed to go out. Oh, maybe he left. Yeah, I was going to talk to him about that one thing, that one project we got going on. I can't find him. He did look like he was dressed up. He looked like he was going to some premiere or something. He wasn't dressed up for us, I'm pretty sure.

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No, as a matter of fact I'm going to say he left because I have not seen him at all. I told him that we were going to talk about that so he had to be in a hurry. Anyhow, it doesn't matter. I'll catch up with him later. It didn't need to be today.

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Anyhow, let's see. We've got all different kinds of different stories. Yeah, we've got a wide variety of fun, crazy, scary. Let's start with the Lissa Milano's meltdowns. Yeah, that sounds good. I like that. Got a dear douchebags. You got questions? We have bad, bad answers.

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Let's see, where do we start with the Lissa Milano? Well, the first thing I saw about her... She used to be very, very hot. I don't know if she is anymore. Most people I think would say she still is pretty attractive. But most people are currently saying she's pretty unhinged right now.

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Well, I know she's unhinged. Yeah, she apparently doesn't have a very good grasp on reality. She's been losing it for quite a while as a problem and it's been progressively getting worse from what I can tell. I wonder if she has a degenerative disease or whether she's just... maybe it's a mental illness that's getting worse.

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I think it's a mental illness because she started off like a lot of people do, just kind of on the fringe edges and then all of a sudden everything is just... you know. Well, the first thing I heard in this recent blow up of hers was she wanted to do a reboot of Who's the Boss? And she took it to Netflix and it was too woke for Netflix.

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And they turned her down and said, uh-uh, this is not entertainment, this is nothing, this is garbage. And apparently she had a really, really bad reaction to their rejection to the point where Netflix was calling her unhinged and wants nothing to do with her in the future.

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So I guess she blew up in the meeting and started yelling and screaming. That's my conjecture. But she left the meeting with Netflix with them saying, we have nothing to do with her in the future, she's not mentally well.

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So she started shopping it around and claiming that there was a vast MAGA conspiracy against her, Make America Great Again, the Trump... Yeah, yeah. Red hat, whatever.

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Yeah. So then she got all bent when Elon Musk bought Twitter and said he was going to return it to full free speech and restore people's accounts and quit blocking accounts just because people were unpopular.

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And she lost her mind again because she doesn't want Donald Trump to get his account back. So she started making comments about Elon Musk and Twitter and Musk's company, Tesla.

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Now she owns a Tesla. And she was saying, well, I don't think I can own this Tesla anymore because, you know, it comes from a company full of Nazis and white supremacists and haters and bigots.

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She actually said that?

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About Tesla. Because it's owned by Elon Musk.

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Now I'm not a legal expert, but that seems like that's a gateway to quite a bit of problems.

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Yes. Tesla has filed a $200 million lawsuit against her for defamation.

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Ding ding ding ding ding ding.

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Yes.

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She made a very...

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Listen, I cannot blame him.

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I know.

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And look, I know Elon's been kind of fringe here and there too. And he's done some questionable stuff too, but I'm glad he did.

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But all he's doing is saying he's restoring free speech and restoring people's accounts.

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Which I agree with 100%. Sure.

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Sure. If you don't like it, quit listening in on Twitter.

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Exactly. Look, I may not agree or maybe I do agree. I never really, truly ever say on this podcast how I truly feel about certain things.

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Yeah, that's just a trap.

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Yeah, I won't either. That's not what this podcast is for. If you want political stuff, you have plenty of choices and you can go there.

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We make fun of, we ridicule, we make fun of ourselves. We're designed to have fun.

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But I believe that Donald Trump needs a platform and also I believe that people have the right to not listen to him, to not buy stuff that's associated with him.

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Whatever. You can boycott whatever you want to to get your point, but to take someone's right to say it away is wrong and unnerving.

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Right, right. That's the thing where I get stuck is if you don't want to listen to him, don't listen to him. But if you're trying to keep other people from listening to him, then you're overstepping.

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And if you're denying him and his account because you don't want the person next to you to possibly listen and be swayed by his words, that's not up to you.

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No. And also, that is exactly what you should be fighting against.

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Yeah, yeah. These are the same people that burn books.

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Yes. Oh, I don't want to know it and I don't want you to know it either.

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Like this has always been said to me and I agree with it 100%. I agree. I understand it even more now as I go along with life than I have before.

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The most protective form of speech should be the speech that you hate the worst.

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Because that ensures that we have free speech.

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There is a famous quotation by someone who said, I disagree totally with what you're saying, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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I love that. Yes.

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Yep. And that's a truly intelligent person.

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That is exactly how I feel and how I felt for a long time.

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Yeah. On the first time I read that, I thought, wait a minute, he, oh, and then I got it. It's like, I get it.

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Yeah. And also there's another thing to be said for let the idiot talk.

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Yes. So anyway, Melissa Milano is not done, believe it or not.

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So it's just unfortunate to see what happened to her. You know, seeing her as the who's the boss girl growing up, cute little kid blossoms into this beautiful young woman had all this promise and did so well in life.

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And now she's just like become unhinged. She has more capers too. Oh, boy, go ahead.

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So she made a big deal about wanting to give her Tesla back. And she did.

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You know, she she returned her Tesla and said, I don't want to be associated with your company.

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Your company's evil and terrible Nazi people.

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And so she decided to get a new electric vehicle and tiny little fist in the air.

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Yes. That's what it reminds me of. Guess what, what man company car company she went to.

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Volkswagen. A German company that was founded by the Nazis.

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Volkswagen means the people's car. It was a socialist idea.

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And the Nazis, that's short for National Socialist German Workers Party.

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And they started out pretending to be socialist. So, you know, it's all right there in the names.

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Volkswagen, the people's car, Porsche and Hitler both had a hand in designing the VW Beetle, their most iconic car.

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And during World War Two, Volkswagen provided tons of material for the German war effort to kill American soldiers and to kill Jews, et cetera, et cetera.

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But that's the car company that Alyssa Milano says is good and nice and pure and clean, unlike Tesla, which is full of Nazis.

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So the entire world immediately blasted her for her stupidity, her cluelessness for not knowing the history of Volkswagen.

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So how she recovered from that was she cooked up this stunt where she went and parked her Volkswagen in this Soho neighborhood and left it running and left.

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And overnight it caught fire and burned down and burned up the Chevrolet parked behind her too.

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And at first, everyone blamed the car.

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And she said, it can't possibly have been the car because it's an electrical car.

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There's no gas in it, so it can't possibly catch on fire.

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Showing again how clueless she was.

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She's never heard of these lithium ion batteries burning up in people's cell phones, those hover boards that people were getting for Christmas.

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They all started burning their houses down because the batteries would burn up.

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There were certain cell phones that you weren't allowed to take on airplanes anymore because they'd burn up.

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Wow. And she totally missed it and just no, it couldn't. It's electric car.

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It can't possibly catch on fire.

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So, again, blasted by everybody for being so clueless.

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And then some security footage appeared showing three guys in red hats running towards her car, sliding a gallon bucket of diesel under it,

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scratching, fuck you, Elon hater on the hood, jumping into a pickup truck with fake testicles hanging from it and driving off.

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And then she jumped on it again.

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Look, see, they're after me.

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It's a big conspiracy. And then people aren't buying that because how did they know she was parking a car right there at that time?

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That sounds like a Jussie Smollett deal to me.

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Exactly. Exactly.

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And who was it, Morton Downey Jr., who faked the attack in the airport bathroom?

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Who swastik backwards on his forehead.

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There's a real history of celebrities faking an attack on themselves to gain sympathy.

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And this smells exactly like that.

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There's another one besides Morton Downey Jr. too that did that too.

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Was it maybe even Jerry Springer might have done that at one point or something?

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I would put it that way.

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It doesn't matter.

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Yeah. So now no one will go near her. She's getting no work.

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No one in the entertainment industry wants anything to do with her because she's just total poison.

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I kind of get that, yeah. I get that a lot, actually.

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She goes on Twitter of all places and puts out a video weeping to her fans that she doesn't have any money

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and they should all start sending her money to help support her.

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How'd she get a Tesla if she doesn't have any money?

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But now she's like, I don't have any money. But she was on Twitter of all places that she just blasted.

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Elon's, yeah.

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Elon's Twitter. And apparently her idiotic fans have sent her $1.2 million already.

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There's no hope for America.

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What you're hearing right now is the sound of fools and their money being parted.

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Yeah. Yes. I hope that Elon got a portion of that for facilitating it through Twitter.

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But that'd be funny if he got like, I don't know, 10% or something.

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And here's the kicker at the end. Now Volkswagen is preemptively suing her.

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Just saying, do not say our name. We don't want to hear our company name coming out of your mouth because you're poison.

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I can't blame her.

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So they're getting basically a restraining order on her saying, we want nothing to do with you.

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You do not represent us in any way. And if you talk about us, we're going to come after you.

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Oh my God.

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So a way to go from people begging you to use their product to now taking you to court threatening you if you use their product.

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Wow.

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Do you think she crapped herself?

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I think she destroyed anything that she could have ever had, ever.

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If she was a dude, we'd say she stepped on her own dick. But I guess what? She stepped on her own labia.

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Yeah. I guess, yeah.

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I don't even know if that even does it justice. She stepped on her own tits. There you go.

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There you go. That's the female equivalent of stepping on your own dick.

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Yeah. That's insane.

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I guess the disconnect from reality that people think they can just flail about doing these destructive things and then squirm and weasel their way out.

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And if nothing else, if everything else fails, they just go on video saying, I'm cute. I'm pretty. Send me money.

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I've got, yeah, OK, I've got an idea on that and I think that this is somewhat true. Probably pretty close in my opinion is this right here.

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People tell you and glad hand you all your life. She was a child star and then she grew up and blossomed into this beautiful young woman.

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Still a star. Her whole life, no one has ever told her no or you're wrong.

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Yep.

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And this is what you get when that happens.

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That's what doomed Michael Jackson.

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Exactly. No one was ever there going, Michael, you should not use propethol to go to sleep. You're going to end up killing yourself.

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You should not do some of the stuff that he probably done.

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Yeah. And Michael, you shouldn't have underage children spending the night in your house, regardless of what you believe may or may not have happened.

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And let's say nothing happened. Still a horrible idea. Horrible idea. Especially when you have all this capital that someone could see and take.

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But you know, everyone around him thought to themselves, do I say no and risk getting fired or do I say yes and keep making money off this guy?

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I'm going to say yes and keep making money off this guy.

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You see, if he'd run a little bit more honest of a campaign, people would have been like, hey Michael, come here. Look, you know me.

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You know me a long time. I'm just telling you this as a friend.

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Yeah. See, that would be someone who cared about him. But he surrounded himself with people that would do whatever he wanted.

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Yes, man.

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Yeah. Without any interference or talking back or hesitation. You're paying the bills. Heck yeah. I'm doing what you say.

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You see, they say that that's what happens with a lot of head coaches in football and I don't know, basketball and wherever.

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They hire too many yes men. Not enough men to go against them and go, I think that this is a bad idea.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If the people around you are telling you you've never had a bad idea in your life, you know they're lying their asses off.

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Number one, you've got to think about what's in it for them. If they've never told you that once, think about what's in it for them and go from there.

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If you enjoy two douchebags in a microphone, you'll definitely enjoy a shovel to the head.

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Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct washrags.

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Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in three, two, one.

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Two Shirley temples and a bottle of scotch will be right back.

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Because if someone really gave a shit about you, they'd let you know.

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Yeah. No kidding.

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Yeah, I kind of thought, I've been going into origin stories. I've got a short one and a medium one. A short one.

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You've seen the traditional, I guess it's a trope of people, their TV is messing up and they bang it with their fist or their hand on the side.

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Sometimes a radio, even if it's a car radio, you bang on it with your fist on the dashboard.

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I discovered what I believe is the origin of banging electronic devices.

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Okay. I thought I knew where that came from.

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Check it with you and see.

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Okay. You want to guess?

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Yeah, I want to guess.

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You used to have these horizontal and squelch and all these little knobs.

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Oh yeah, a lot of different adjustments you could make. Tint and contrast.

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Yeah, and all that. This is on these big old zeniths with a huge back and they weighed all kinds of weight.

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There were standalones. They sat there.

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They were a piece of furniture.

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A big piece of furniture in your room.

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Old solid state zenith or Phillips or whatever.

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So if you hit the side of those, sometimes that would take one of those lines, the vertical lines that used to run up and down whenever something was wrong with your TV, and it would prevent it from doing that.

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Yeah, I remember there was a vertical hold and a horizontal hold adjustments on those, and I never really understood why they couldn't just set it and lock it in, why we had to adjust it.

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Because it always seemed to screw things up.

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I know, and then it took an act of God to get that thing right.

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Oh really, TV repairmen come in and go, there you go, no don't mess with it.

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Well what I found.

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A week later.

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Yes, well what I found was the origin of banging something with your fist is the majority of the electronic devices in the beginning had vacuum tubes in them.

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And the vacuum tubes would heat up as part of their, in order to function they had to heat up and their emitting elements and voltages going through, etc.

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And then you turn it off and they'd cool down and then you turn it back on, they heat up and that cycle of heat up and cool down, the vacuum tubes would work loose in their sockets.

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And it would start malfunctioning and if you bang on the top or the side, you could wiggle the tubes back more into place and make a better electrical connection.

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So that's what this article said was the origin is you're banging it because the tubes are loose.

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Because if you didn't know what you're doing and you reached in to push them down into their sockets, one you'd probably burn yourself on a hot tube.

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And two, if you touch the transformer you'd electrocute yourself.

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Yeah.

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So unless you know what's what in there, you know.

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But you know a technician would just wait till the sets off, just reach in, you know, pull each tube out, make sure the pins are straight, seat it back down in its socket and make sure it was there.

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Eventually what they started doing was putting a spring harness over the top of the vacuum tube.

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So you'd have a constant spring tension pulling it down into the socket and that solved the problem.

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Okay.

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But people still bang on their equipment because that's what you've seen in movies and TV shows.

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Yeah.

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It really does nothing of what it was originally intended for because nothing has vacuum tubes in it anymore.

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How interesting.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So.

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Completely different than what I thought.

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Yeah.

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And then my other origin story was on the concept of giving back.

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Okay.

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You know I hear a lot about giving back from businesses or athletes.

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Like say you've got a football player that signs a big contract and then he creates a reading center for at risk youth in his hometown.

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I mean in the town where he's playing football.

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Yeah.

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And you know that's considered giving back.

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Or like a business builds a library or a food bank.

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You know in a center that an area that needs that.

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It's all these kind of things that help and aid the community.

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What strikes me as odd is these are all things that we can vote to do anyway.

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But we don't.

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Like the city council can say we need this reading center in this neighborhood for at risk youth.

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And they put it on the ballot and we all go no.

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But we'll go spend you know three to five thousand dollars on season tickets for the chiefs.

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They keep most of that money give some of it to the wide receiver.

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He keeps most of that money uses some of it to build the at risk center for reading center for at risk youth.

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And we all go yay what a nice guy.

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We could have just voted to do that and spent you know like seventy five cents each.

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Instead we said no we want to go watch a football game then have them pay him and have him pay them and have them pay them.

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Why do we do that?

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We do the same thing with with lotteries and the casinos.

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OK I'll tell you one of the things is nobody gives a shit.

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That's why apparently.

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Yeah no one gives a shit.

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Yeah they don't care if the center gets made or not.

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So the reason the reason the wide receiver does is because that's probably pretty much what they're taught in that I felt a lot of it is look they're required to.

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But yeah they're required legally required to buy the NFL.

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Yeah so which is a good thing that they do make them do that.

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But let's not pretend that every one of them out of the goodness of his heart is doing something.

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No they're fulfilling a legal legal obligation.

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Yeah and the ones that are really doing it because they want to do it is because they're they're the ones that you can tell because they're the ones that start their own foundations up.

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And they're not just like going out and like build a new center they have an ongoing foundation.

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They're always a part of that they're always participating in.

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You know like the 15 and my homies or what's Travis Kelsey's found there's so many different foundations that that they do.

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I think Chris Jones has one.

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And this is you know where they actually actively do things to whether it's like you know going to a child's cancer center and reading to them or or helping the parents out or giving money for you know.

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Yeah there are acts they'll do in the community and then there's also a lot of them as you say to do the foundation and and that's smart in another way because when their career is over they've got this nonprofit going.

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And if they do it right then running that nonprofit can be their career for the rest of their life and support them.

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Yeah and you know win win.

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I just found it interesting.

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I remember when the casinos were being voted into existence here in Kansas City.

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Everyone's was saying oh it's going to be so great for the schools because you know part of the money that you give me that the casinos take in will go to these schools and blah.

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And I told you guys and why don't you just give the money directly to the school.

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Why do you have to give it to casino and make them rich and then have them give a little bit to the county and then the county decide whether or not they want to give it to the school.

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So you can just walk right down to your school board and write them a check.

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These are people that want to justify having bad activity coming to the area.

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They go oh well we're not really doing it because we want to gamble we're doing it because we want to help the school because you know people aren't going to just go give to the school but they'll go gamble.

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Yeah and like the walk a thongs for you know oh let's do a walk a thong for breast cancer research.

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The walking serves no purpose.

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It's a gimmick to make people give you money.

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Why aren't they just willing to give you money for breast cancer research anyway.

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Why do you have to trick them by doing a stunt like walking 10 miles.

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And what I hate is a strong arm.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to walk this much and you're going to give me this much.

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Well what if I don't want to give you this much.

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What if all I have to deal with my discretionary funds is 10 bucks cap.

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How come I got to give you 80 because you say I have to give you 80 because you walk this.

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Yeah.

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And then they get mad and they're like well it says here.

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Wait a minute.

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Yeah I remember the first time somebody came up and there was a minimum amount per mile.

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It's like wait a minute.

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What if I don't want to give that much.

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You're saying my 20 dollars isn't good enough for you.

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You want at least 45.

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I've went through before saying you're not giving me 20 bucks.

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Yeah.

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Yeah and even pledge drives for like public radio and public television.

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They won't take money lower than a certain amount.

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They say oh well it's just not cost effective to process it.

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OK so be it.

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Yeah.

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It's all right.

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Whatever.

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But somebody made the point why can't we have instead of a walkathon for breast cancer research

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why don't we have people build habitat for humanity houses to raise money for.

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Do two things at once.

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Hey pledge 20 dollars per house I built for homeless people.

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You know why does it have to be something like tying up traffic by walking which does no good whatsoever.

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I agree.

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Yeah.

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It's if the cause was that good why do you have to trick and coerce and gimmick people into giving you money for it.

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Exactly.

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That's a great way of putting it.

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If it was that great it'd be no questions asked.

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Sure.

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Where can I do this.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So when when like a tornado hits nearby people buy stuff and go donate it.

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They don't they don't run down to the casino and stick money in a slot machine and hope some of it filters its way to the Red Cross.

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I remember the Joplin tornado.

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Some people approached me in the city in the town that I was living in.

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It's like hey we did this whole thing here and we've got some people are going to run all this down there personally.

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Sure.

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You know and I knew him really well so I just gave him the money so they could go buy it.

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Yeah.

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But you know that was very cool because I knew it was going directly there.

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So how come that can't be more of a norm instead of like you said tying up traffic.

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Yeah.

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Or.

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But you know the nice thing gets done for community but why do we have to make a bunch of other people rich in the process.

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Exactly.

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We're spending and making people rich and winding up getting what would have cost us one one hundredth of the cost in the first place.

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You know we're getting the library or the road or the hospital wing or whatever.

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But 17 people made millions off of it and that money is leaving our community.

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I mean that was the original thing is you give back so if someone's paying you a million dollars to play baseball here and you go take it home to Denver and spend it there then you've taken out of the community.

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Yeah.

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You know if you stay here and spend it here that's the whole idea.

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And that's why a lot of these pro teams they want their players to at least live in the area during the season.

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Yeah.

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You know as opposed to Aaron Rodgers who lives in out in San Francisco.

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Somewhere in California.

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We can get to him here in a little bit.

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You know the whole thing about Aaron Rodgers is the more he talks the more and more you realize that the guy is.

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You know what we'll get into it here in a little bit.

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Yeah.

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We'll get there and Roger sometime during this podcast or the next one or the next one because we divide them up as we all know by now.

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So yeah.

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Anyhow yeah Aaron Rodgers one of those guys that should just shut up.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Oh my gosh.

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So one last thing that I'll let you talk for a while.

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Short question.

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I was trying to come up with reasons why you would want to own or possess something.

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And I only came up with two.

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Okay.

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One is you want it yourself.

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Two is.

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From the makers of who bit my asshole board game and balloon art with ball sacks video series.

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It's two douche bags in a microphone and action figures.

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And now we get a free bag of flaming hot cheetos a bottle of antibiotics and three free bullets.

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That's right.

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Dress your douche bag up and send them off to horrible scenarios all day long.

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Or we're going to get a free at home tank piercing kit.

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That's right free home tank piercing kit new from Chizbro.

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Oh shit.

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What's that over there.

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Oh no.

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It's an island of horrible jokes.

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I asked my date to meet me at the gym.

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She didn't show up.

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I guess we're not going to work out.

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Hi there.

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This is Fucknut from Two Fucknuts and a Recorder podcast.

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Two douche bags and a microphone are our favorite podcast ever.

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Please go to your friend's computer and download it from there.

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Go to your church's computer and download it from there.

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Go to people you don't know and grab their phones and download it on there.

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These fuckers need all the help we can get.

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Somebody else wants it.

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Yeah.

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I can't think of any other reason to own or possess something other than those two.

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Because there's lots of things you don't want but as soon as somebody else wants it you're like oh gimme.

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Because they want it.

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The good old keep away mindset.

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Some people don't even realize they're doing it is what I find out.

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Yeah.

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Ooh fairy dust.

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Hey is that Rick over there?

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It's a guy in a suit.

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It could be Rick.

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I think Rick's back.

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I think he is.

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All right.

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Cool.

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Who knows maybe today will be our lucky day.

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Maybe he'll just come over and start talking.

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Let's hope so.

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We'll see.

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Maybe we can hear that lovely singing voice that we've heard he has.

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Yeah.

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I keep hearing about it.

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More than five people have told me this.

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Yeah.

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So.

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He's not even looking over here.

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I don't even know if he knows we're here.

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Seriously would you make eye contact with us if you didn't have to?

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Yeah you're right.

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Yeah.

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I'm always ready to put us down.

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I wouldn't make eye contact with us either.

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Let's be honest.

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I'd be like hey.

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Let's say it's yeah okay I'm Elmo and you're Burford.

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Yeah.

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Burford.

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What's that oh what's those guys over there?

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What's that?

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What are they doing?

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Oh my god it's them douchebag dudes.

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Is that the two douchebags?

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That's them two douchebags.

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Oh fuck don't look at them.

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Turn around.

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Don't encourage them.

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No no just turn around.

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Let's go the other way.

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Don't even look at them.

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That's what would happen right there.

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I hope they don't follow us home.

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Oh my god.

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Look at them.

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They think they're funny.

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Look at them laughing.

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Gosh.

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Oh I can just see their stupid coming out of their ears when they talk.

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I feel my brain cells dying.

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Ugh.

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I'm choking on a vat of fucking dumb ass right now.

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Quick somebody hand me a dictionary.

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I want to read something smart.

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Oh my god Mark.

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That Mark Guy Butcher is a fucking English language.

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I'm going to do more too.

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All I want is a few complaint letters just to feed into it.

429
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,000
I've heard that there is a drinking game going.

430
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:06,000
They listen to our podcast and every time I say so they have to take a shot because apparently I do that a lot.

431
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:15,000
And every time I butcher the language I mean I think people already died from alcohol poisoning so it's already over with.

432
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:20,000
So alright I got a little thing about Mcmars again.

433
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Oh yeah.

434
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,000
You know how Carmine him and Carmine Apacey or a piece or whatever.

435
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000
I've heard it pronounced either way.

436
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Yeah I think this is the way I understood it.

437
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Okay Ronnie James Dio when Vinny Apacey was in his band Dio is 100% Italian and of course Apacey is Italian.

438
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Dio refused to mispronounce it.

439
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:54,000
So he would say Apacey which is the way it should have been pronounced.

440
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,000
And he refused to because it was a strong Italian name.

441
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
He was like no I'm not going to call it a piece.

442
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
It's not a piece it's Apacey.

443
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Yeah Carmine called it, pronounced it a piece.

444
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Because it just fit better.

445
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
People thought it was a piece.

446
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
It was easier.

447
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000
It was easier and it was recognizable so he stuck with it.

448
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:17,000
But I don't know if that's true or not but from what I read Dio was like no no no it's Apacey and I will not change it.

449
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,000
So that's how come one is Apacey and one is a piece.

450
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:26,000
So Apacey a piece whatever Carmine great friends with Mick Mars.

451
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:31,000
He has more to say about the whole retirement supposedly from the Motley Crue.

452
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Yeah which looks to me more and more like bogus bullshit.

453
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000
And I contend with this.

454
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000
I talked to my friend Dave the other day and he confirmed it with me.

455
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
And you do too.

456
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
People know music is.

457
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
We want Mick Mars.

458
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
We don't want John 5.

459
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Mick Mars has.

460
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
John 5 is fine.

461
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
He's a great guitarist.

462
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000
But Mick Mars has feeling.

463
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,000
He's got that 80s rock and roll swagger.

464
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Yeah he's crotch rock.

465
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
John 5 is kind of mechanical in my opinion.

466
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
He's too mechanical to me.

467
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Yeah.

468
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:16,000
I mean I'm okay with John Karabi subbing for Vince Neil which is a rumor I've also heard is that.

469
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:24,000
In addition to John 5 they're going to have John Karabi come back and take over for Vince Neil because Neil's not cutting it in their opinion.

470
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Neil is not cutting it.

471
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000
And you know what I would love to see that.

472
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
You know what this sounds like to me.

473
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
What.

474
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Hetfield and Ulrich in Metallica running the show and running everybody else out and demanding everything their way.

475
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
You're right.

476
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Nicky Six and Tommy Lee are running the show and anybody else can't have any power or influence whatsoever.

477
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Well okay yeah.

478
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
All right.

479
00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:00,000
They may be able to get away with John 5 being up there just because people just don't know better.

480
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Yeah.

481
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,000
But the Vince Neil experiment has already been tried and has failed.

482
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Where they take him out and put in someone and who's a great singer.

483
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:18,000
But I really don't know if that holds any water because John Karabi is not a fan of Motley Crue or Nicky Six.

484
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
He's friends with Vince Neil.

485
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Yeah.

486
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000
He's friends with Mick Mars but he's not friends with Nicky Six or Tommy Lee.

487
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,000
I think he'd do it if they paid him enough but he wouldn't be enjoying it.

488
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
It's not like oh yeah this is great.

489
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
It's like this is a job.

490
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
It's a job and I'm going to do my job.

491
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,000
I've seen him solo.

492
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
And he talked about that great length.

493
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Yeah because he did this thing there at his little solo show like Ask Me a Question.

494
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Yeah.

495
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
And he pretty much went into that.

496
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:50,000
You know he was like you know what he goes I don't really have the beef with him.

497
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000
But he said I can tell you this for a fact.

498
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000
I'm friends with Mick Mars and I'm friends with Vince Neil.

499
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
And that's the guys that are on the edge.

500
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Yes.

501
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
And him and Vince Neil.

502
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Vince Neil actually kind of this is what he said at his show.

503
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:10,000
He said that Vince Neil actually called him up and talked to him when he was let go.

504
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Yeah.

505
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000
He said the rest of the band refused to talk to him.

506
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Well I think Mick Mars did but the rest of them just kind of like fuck you get out of here.

507
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:24,000
And because they blamed him for the band not doing well without Vince Neil.

508
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Instead of blaming themselves for letting Vince Neil go.

509
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Yeah. So but he said that like Vince Neil called him and talked to him for a while and they were cool suddenly.

510
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000
You know Vince Neil never had any animosity toward him.

511
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:46,000
He was like hey you know what they call you up and say you want to be you know you want to be the singer of one of the biggest rock bands around.

512
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Sure. Yeah.

513
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
I do that.

514
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Yeah.

515
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
So anyhow and John Krabi is a very talented singer.

516
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000
He is.

517
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Very talented guitar player.

518
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
And songwriter too.

519
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000
And a really good songwriter and I love the album they did with him.

520
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Yes I do too.

521
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000
The single titled.

522
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Yeah that thing it's not Motley Crue.

523
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
No it really isn't it.

524
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000
You know it doesn't fit in with the rest of their albums does it.

525
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000
No.

526
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000
No it's not the same thing.

527
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000
It's more like an Aerosmith type of an album or something.

528
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Yeah.

529
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Yeah.

530
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
I definitely see that.

531
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:20,000
John Krabi brought a lot out of Vince Mars of Mick Mars not Vince Mars.

532
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
He brought a lot out.

533
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Yeah.

534
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
He really did.

535
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
He brought some stuff out that was in there that was real.

536
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000
I mean Mick Mars is an excellent guitarist.

537
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
I love his bluesy feel.

538
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
It's really good that crotch rock that dirt rock kind of.

539
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Yeah.

540
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,000
But the way they wrote songs together I thought was phenomenal.

541
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
I really enjoyed it.

542
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Imagine if they'd released it as like some sort of super group album like The Firm or Power Station.

543
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000
That'd be excellent.

544
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000
I've always wanted them to do that.

545
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Be like okay this isn't Motley Crue but this is I don't know whatever you know they could name it whatever they want.

546
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
They could name it whatever they wanted to.

547
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000
The Six Karabes or something.

548
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Yeah.

549
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Whatever.

550
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:05,000
So and I thought it had been discussed for a while but yeah probably not.

551
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000
So yeah Carmen a piece.

552
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000
We'll just call him a piece.

553
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Famous drummer from many classic lineups and we know them all from Jeff Beck Rod Stewart stuff to Vanilla Fudge.

554
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Vanilla Fudge yeah.

555
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
God he's been in so many.

556
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
I can't even.

557
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Well anyhow a blue murder.

558
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:27,000
They used to say everyone wants a piece of a piece.

559
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Yeah.

560
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
And a matter of fact Black Sabbath.

561
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Oh yeah.

562
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:41,000
When Bill Ward stepped down because of health reasons this after Dio joined the band they wanted Carmine but he was on tour with Rod Stewart.

563
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,000
He said he goes I can't do it but you know my brother could do it.

564
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:51,000
And then Sabbath had some fun and they go oh man we don't want that fucking guy.

565
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
But anyhow the rest is history.

566
00:41:53,000 --> 00:42:01,000
And I love I love Vinny Apis's drumming on anything that was done with Sabbath or Heaven and Hell.

567
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,000
I mean the guys just he just fit the type of stuff that they're doing.

568
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:09,000
But anyhow famous drummer many classic lineups.

569
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Carmine has let loose with some not surprising accusations from his good friend guitarist Mick Mars and Motley crew and his sudden departure from the band.

570
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:27,000
He recently confided in Carmine that his reason for leaving the band was mostly because Motley tapes all of their live shows.

571
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
He claims that very little is actually live.

572
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:36,000
So you know he thinks most most of us real rockers have known this for a while.

573
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000
You know a lot of backing pre-recorded backing track.

574
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Yeah he said virtually nothing.

575
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Nothing is live.

576
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Yeah.

577
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:53,000
And then that's another reason I don't know if I believe that John Krabbe stuff is because they're getting away with Vince Neil up there.

578
00:42:53,000 --> 00:43:01,000
You know and they're they're using so many voice tracking you might hear some of his flub ups but you don't hear you don't hear all of them like his shows his solo shows.

579
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Yeah.

580
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Yeah.

581
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:14,000
And the more most of the video you see he's got the microphone right up in front of his face and he's constantly moving and turning and twisting so you can't catch him.

582
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Exactly.

583
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:27,000
He's become very good at becoming elusive and moving his face around to where you can't see exactly how he's singing or even how he's his facial expressions when he's singing.

584
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Yeah.

585
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Because I personally personally I like Vince Neil. I think he's a very honest guy.

586
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Yeah.

587
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Maybe too honest in some ways.

588
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Okay so when he sings you can see that if he's not really singing it. You see look on his face like okay guys.

589
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,000
And I'm not kidding you look at it sometime and watch him.

590
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Yeah.

591
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:58,000
I know you guys aren't stupid asses you know.

592
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:03,000
There was a there was a video I found on YouTube the other day.

593
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:16,000
You know that famous scene and Back to the Future where Michael J Fox's character gets up on stage and plays guitar with the band so his his parents can have their first dance together and their first guess.

594
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Yeah.

595
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:23,000
And then he plays you know kind of a Johnny B Good version and rocks ass.

596
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:38,000
This YouTube video they deleted the dubbed in guitar part and the guy played exactly what Michael Jackson's fingers were doing on the guitar.

597
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:43,000
So when you saw the movie it looked like he was playing exactly what you were hearing.

598
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:48,000
But when this guy did recreated he said I'm taking out all the overdubbed guitar.

599
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,000
And when I can see his fingers I'm going to do I'm going to play you exactly what he's playing.

600
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
It was awful.

601
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,000
I believe that it was out of key. It was out of time.

602
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,000
It had nothing. It was it was just terrible.

603
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,000
But that shows how easy it is to fake it.

604
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Because nobody ever really commented on it. It looks perfectly normal when you're hearing it.

605
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
I guess your brain fills in the blanks.

606
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
I imagine some it does it does.

607
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:30,000
I imagine some good guitarist could watch these live shows and tell you whether or not the musicians are actually playing what YouTube series where there was guitarist doing that.

608
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Yeah.

609
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Yeah.

610
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,000
They're not calling out bullshit. They're like bullshit right there.

611
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
You know.

612
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Yeah.

613
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:46,000
And I've seen the video where Tommy Lee is standing beside his drum set while the drum tech works on it.

614
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:51,000
And you hear the count in for the song.

615
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,000
You know someone's hitting the hi hat four times in a row.

616
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,000
But Tommy Lee is standing there not doing anything.

617
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,000
And then the drums start and he hasn't even sat down yet.

618
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000
And the drum tick runs out of the way and he sits sits down and then starts faking along.

619
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,000
That was the drum track is pre recorded.

620
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000
I bet you Tommy Lee doesn't even know how to fucking play anymore.

621
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
He's erased his mind so much.

622
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Probably so.

623
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,000
And then another problem I have with Nikki Sixx is Nikki Sixx has never been that great a player either.

624
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
No.

625
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,000
But the way he parades around he acts like he's this fucking philosophical fucking genius.

626
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:28,000
And yeah that's probably just to make make him a harder to see to see if he's actually playing or not.

627
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Probably.

628
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Yeah.

629
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:35,000
I went to a drum clinic put on by Explorers Percussion.

630
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
It was Mike Portnoy the drummer for Dream Theater.

631
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Oh he's good.

632
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000
Oh yeah.

633
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Oh I love winery dogs.

634
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
I didn't know you knew about them.

635
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000
They're really good.

636
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000
He played in the Venge Sevenfold when their drummer died.

637
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Anyway he was he was talking about they did a tour as an opening act for Metallica.

638
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Uh huh.

639
00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:02,000
And he said the entire tour they have a second drummer backstage playing Lars' part.

640
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Because Lars couldn't do the double kick drums anymore.

641
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:12,000
He was so out of shape and just wasn't physically capable of it.

642
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:17,000
He could do you know he could fake around hitting the drums and the cymbals.

643
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,000
But that precise double kick parts and all that he couldn't.

644
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
I can do that.

645
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:26,000
So they had a guy backstage doing all those parts for him.

646
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:34,000
And so this is directly from the drummer of Dream Theater who was on tour with him at the time and saw this happening night after night.

647
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Lars couldn't play his own drum parts.

648
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
I believe that.

649
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,000
This is what 96, 7?

650
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:45,000
And let's face it Lars was never that fucking great in the first.

651
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000
And this is 25 years ago they were doing it.

652
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000
And Lars is a little bitch.

653
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000
They're really good at doing it now.

654
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:59,000
On a little side note here I read something about Kip Winger saying about how you know how James Hetfield was like throwing fucking darts at him.

655
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,000
And Lars were in his picture and then Beavis and Butt-Head jumped on him.

656
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:10,000
And they pretty much fucking destroyed Winger's career making fun of him and ripping him and all that shit.

657
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:15,000
He said that a couple of years ago James Hetfield saw him and Lars did too.

658
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,000
James Hetfield apologized to him and Lars didn't.

659
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Oh yeah that figures.

660
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Yeah so he doesn't like Lars and I don't like him.

661
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Lars is a little bitch anyhow and I completely believe that Lars doesn't know how to play his instrument.

662
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:34,000
And not only that but I've never liked that little fucking squirrel dick anyhow and I never will.

663
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:38,000
No he's irritating.

664
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
He's a little piece of Euro trash.

665
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Little piece of little snot nose fucking Euro trash.

666
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,000
And he's like, he's playing guitar and he's doing the Metallica.

667
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000
I'm so good. He probably likes kale.

668
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Oh he probably does like kale.

669
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Yeah he does. Yeah yeah yeah.

670
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Yeah that's right I'm not deviating from kale even though some of my friends came into work and seen me yesterday.

671
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,000
And I know that guy he really loves kale.

672
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
I'm still not deviating from it.

673
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
By the way I know you keep coming into work just to see me.

674
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
You don't really, you're not buying anything.

675
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000
You're just coming in to see me because you fucking miss me.

676
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
So just admit it okay?

677
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Alright.

678
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:24,000
They come in hoping you're doing worse than them and then they go away and leave you realizing he's not.

679
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,000
He's fine and we're screwed.

680
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Yep.

681
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Oh yeah I have, speaking of kale there's another use for kale that is now no longer allowed.

682
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:44,000
People were using it to shingle their roofs because you know it holds up to hail.

683
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:48,000
You know branches crashing out, ice storms everything.

684
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:57,000
But they realized that just the kale being there was a toxic environment and it was causing brain damage among children.

685
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Oh yeah yeah yeah.

686
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,000
You're not allowed to roof your house with kale anymore.

687
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:06,000
And you know like in hell, like you know like there's Lizzie hail right?

688
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000
Yeah.

689
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Okay. Well in hell there's hell like heaven and hell.

690
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000
There's duplicates of everything that's good right?

691
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Uh huh.

692
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000
And it's bad.

693
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Well in hell there's Lizzie kale.

694
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Not Lizzie hail.

695
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Oh my god.

696
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
It's Lizzie kale.

697
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:28,000
And she stinks horrible and looks horrible and her crotch smells horrible and she vomits on people.

698
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000
Yes.

699
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:35,000
And there's probably also a JJ kale only it's spelled with K-A-L-A instead of C-A-L-A.

700
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:42,000
We are really fucking reaching but I love it.

701
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Oh I got an angle.

702
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Let me get to the rest of this Carmine piece.

703
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Sorry.

704
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,000
I don't even know where the fuck I left off now.

705
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
We got some.

706
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
We just drift away.

707
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Okay.

708
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Yeah.

709
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Okay.

710
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,000
I'm going to just start right here.

711
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Okay for a long time real rockers like me and you, Davey and people like that, we've known what Motley Crue's been about.

712
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:13,000
So when they came by our Elk of a Fan really don't like to see them anymore.

713
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Yeah it's just not the crew.

714
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
No it's not the crew.

715
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000
No it's not the band that I grew up on at all.

716
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:25,000
So I only wanted to go see the stadium tour last year because A I wanted to see Joan Jett.

717
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000
B I wanted to see Mick Marsch run last time because I knew it was coming in his time.

718
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Yeah.

719
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:39,000
You know and he's such an influential guitarist in my genre of music that I love so much.

720
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Most people I know that truly know music are also fans of his style of playing and enjoy his heavy grinding rhythmic style of playing.

721
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Carmine also claims that the band hasn't gotten along in years and it's really a horrible environment to be in.

722
00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:04,000
He also has little respect that he went through years. This is he's talking about Mick Marsch having little respect that they have little respect for him.

723
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:10,000
That he went through years of physical therapy just to be able to hold his guitar on stage let alone play it.

724
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Mick has a genetic condition that has caused his joints to fuse together.

725
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,000
His condition is known as ankylosing spondylitis.

726
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Mick went through years of therapy while the band was on one of his long breaks.

727
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,000
They're on years and years of doing nothing.

728
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,000
He started off just by holding his instrument for an hour a day.

729
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,000
After three years of therapy he was able to play his guitar.

730
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:48,000
He even said that his new style of playing on stage actually made him a better guitarist by doing it the way the guitarist had to retrain him to hold his guitar and play his guitar.

731
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Because this spondylosis deal had gotten so bad to where he couldn't even play.

732
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Wow, relearning to play.

733
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,000
He relearned to play.

734
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
I guess unlearning bad habits.

735
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000
Yeah.

736
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Cool.

737
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000
So anyhow I can understand his frustration.

738
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:11,000
He goes through all that and these fuckers are having a big fucking party and then they're mad at you anyhow.

739
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,000
So you know I will go see Mick when the opportunity arises.

740
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:18,000
I'd rather watch him instead of Motley on stage.

741
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:24,000
You know disappointment doesn't even come close to how I feel about the band anymore.

742
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
I feel like I was lied to by Nicky.

743
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:32,000
He was always the self promoted outlaw not part of the establishment.

744
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000
He used to make fun and ridicule people of that status.

745
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:41,000
This is why we here at Two Douchebags called bullshit on him and continue to stick by it.

746
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:46,000
If you haven't heard that show you are a taker and it hurts.

747
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:53,000
You need to download that show and listen to it right now after this show or I'm hurt by your thoughtlessness and selfish actions.

748
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,000
So go find it wherever it is.

749
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:01,000
The I call bullshit on Nicky Six and you download it and you listen to it.

750
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:09,000
You know we did a segment on bands where we said band mates are coworkers.

751
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:13,000
And Motley Crue we said definitely band coworkers.

752
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Bad Company coworkers, Foreigner coworkers.

753
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:24,000
See a band like Foreigner the only original member left is the guitar player Mick Jones.

754
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Everybody else is a replacement.

755
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
And some of them don't even have Mick Jones.

756
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Yeah sometimes Mick Jones takes some time off.

757
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
He doesn't play either so it's basically death.

758
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:42,000
And Foreigner is one of those bands that does not put out new music they just tour recreating their heyday.

759
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Yeah they go to these festivals and there's like 20 bands there.

760
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:51,000
And they're like you know number 5 or 6 or something like that.

761
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,000
And you play for like 60 minutes and then get the fuck off stage.

762
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,000
They are basically a tribute band.

763
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Yeah but you know Bad Company isn't putting out new music.

764
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000
No.

765
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Neither is Aerosmith.

766
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Neither is Foreigner.

767
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Foreigner, Kiss, Motley Crue are they putting out new music?

768
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000
No.

769
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,000
No.

770
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:21,000
So it becomes a business I think when you're just trying to recreate the heyday and so your fans can have a memory.

771
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Who's the two that are putting out music and they're our two favorite?

772
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,000
Alice Cooper and Ozzy Osbourne.

773
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000
See Alice comes and he...

774
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,000
And who are the two best?

775
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Oh yeah.

776
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Alice and Ozzy.

777
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:38,000
You know when Alice comes he does tons of his standards but he does some of his new music too.

778
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
And look.

779
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,000
And he is putting out new albums.

780
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,000
Here's another thing very important to realize.

781
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,000
He's not making money off of this really.

782
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
No I don't think so.

783
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
He's doing it because he wants to.

784
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Yeah.

785
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:55,000
He wants people to have his new music and so he's going to promote it a little bit.

786
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,000
But it's not obnoxiously promoted just like Ozzy's new stuff.

787
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:05,000
If he was touring right now he'd hear a couple of new songs but everything else is the old stuff that you know.

788
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,000
Yep.

789
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
So and the same way with Alice.

790
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,000
You know and as a matter of fact there's so much to where it's kind of a complaint to me and Christopher.

791
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,000
We don't want to hear Schools Out.

792
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Yeah.

793
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,000
We don't want to hear Paranoid.

794
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,000
We want to hear something that we haven't heard a thousand times.

795
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Yeah some of those deep tracks you know off your 17th album.

796
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:27,000
I would kill to go watch a concert of those two with nothing but deep tracks that people suggest.

797
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:36,000
I have the last few times I've seen Alice he's done some songs that I've never heard him do live before.

798
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Yeah.

799
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Like Halo of Flies off of Killer.

800
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Uh huh.

801
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:44,000
I heard him do Teenage Lament 74.

802
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,000
Oh that's cool.

803
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:49,000
Yeah which he hadn't done forever in a day.

804
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,000
God I don't think he's done that since 74.

805
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Yeah.

806
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Now I have yet to hear him do anything off his first two albums live.

807
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,000
I don't know if he's ever going to do that though because that was so different than you know.

808
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Yeah there are some songs on there that would definitely go over well live if you wanted to do them.

809
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:15,000
But I don't know there shouldn't be any ownership rights.

810
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Those first three albums were on Frank Zappa's record label.

811
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,000
So I don't know.

812
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:35,000
But if the rights were tied up then all those hits off his third album like I'm 18 and Ballad of Dwight Frye you know then those would be tied up too.

813
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,000
But it's weird he never does anything off his first two albums.

814
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,000
I think what it is is people don't recognize those two anyhow.

815
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,000
Yeah.

816
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000
So he doesn't bother.

817
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,000
I mean even hardcore like us we would know them.

818
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:50,000
But let's there's ten of us in a room.

819
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:54,000
Me you and someone else might know them and the rest wouldn't even on the hardcore fans.

820
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000
Yeah.

821
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Because that's how kind of obscured the first two are.

822
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Yeah.

823
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,000
He doesn't do songs off of his blackout albums either.

824
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,000
Yeah that's true.

825
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:08,000
There are three albums that he just doesn't remember doing recording.

826
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:14,000
He only toured one of them that was Special Forces, Zipper Catches, Skin and Dada.

827
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,000
And he has no memory of making those albums at all.

828
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,000
Yeah and I could understand that because there's nothing personal in it because he doesn't remember them.

829
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Yeah.

830
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000
So.

831
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:31,000
About the most personal song in the bunch is the last song on the last of those three Dada.

832
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,000
The song is called Pass the Gun Around.

833
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:40,000
And that song is a cry for help for somebody who's about to kill himself with his addiction.

834
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,000
And which is exactly what he was doing.

835
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Exactly yeah.

836
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:52,000
So that one I think was a little bit of his rational mind coming through and saying we're going to die.

837
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:59,000
And also another thing that I admire about Ozzy and Alice is they never hid their addiction issues.

838
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Yeah.

839
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
And they've always been very open and frank about it.

840
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Yeah.

841
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Now Alice has had his more under control over the years.

842
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000
Yeah what was the...

843
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:17,000
He went into rehab in 78 for alcohol.

844
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000
When his wife was going to leave him.

845
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:24,000
And came out in 79 and immediately got himself addicted to cocaine.

846
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000
Yeah.

847
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,000
And then I think he was...

848
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:33,000
It's either 85 or 87 is when he finally kicked everything for good.

849
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000
He hasn't had anything since then.

850
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000
Yeah one of those two yeah.

851
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,000
Yeah.

852
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000
So.

853
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:43,000
So he's had a long period of sobriety.

854
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Where Ozzy's was off and on in the 90s, 2000s, what have you.

855
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Steven Tyler relapsed just a few months back.

856
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
Pain killers.

857
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,000
I forget.

858
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000
I think they were opioid painkillers.

859
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000
Opioid yes I believe so yeah.

860
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000
And took a bunch and got high.

861
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000
So oops.

862
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,000
So it happens.

863
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,000
Yeah.

864
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000
Well anyhow.

865
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,000
I have a dear douchebags letter.

866
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Oh excellent.

867
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000
I'm in the mood to give advice.

868
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Alright good.

869
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Hey where did everybody go?

870
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000
Where are the douchebags?

871
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner.

872
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Oh jeez.

873
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
Ugh I'm glad they're gone.

874
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Let's just hope they don't come back.

875
01:00:42,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Man that smells.