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00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:18,400 Two ass bags and a box of Cheez-Its will be right back. 11 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:25,400 Like Forrest said, Daniel Jones, $160 million, four years. 12 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:30,400 Originally I got excited because I thought this was Adam Jones, the guitar player for Tool. 13 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,400 That would be great. 14 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,400 But this is Daniel Jones, he's a quarterback for Chicago. 15 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,400 Adam Jones from Tool, he deserves it. 16 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:43,400 Daniel Jones or even Pac-Man Jones because he doesn't play anymore. 17 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,400 He doesn't deserve it. 18 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:48,400 So, anyhow. 19 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:53,400 I didn't think he was all that great of shakes but $150 million? 20 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,400 $160 million. 21 00:01:55,400 --> 00:02:00,400 I'm looking at his 2022 stats. 22 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:04,400 So he's, wow, he's got to be one of the highest paid. 23 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,400 His rating was $92.5. 24 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,400 It's fair. 25 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,400 It's mediocre. 26 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,400 His yards are $3,200. 27 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,400 That's decent. 28 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,400 Touchdown is $15, interceptions $5, which is decent. 29 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,400 That's decent. 30 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,400 That's a good ratio but that's still a pretty low number of touchdowns. 31 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,400 Yeah. 32 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,400 What about the homes that have like 50 plus? 33 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,400 He had 40 some this year. 34 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,400 But he's had over 50 before. 35 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,400 Yeah, 15 total throwing touchdowns. 36 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:35,400 Well, with the Super Bowl and everything he may have hit the deep. 37 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,400 So, let's see. 38 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:46,400 Okay, his final regular season stats is 5,250 yards, 41 touchdowns, 12 interceptions, rating 39 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,400 of $105,200. 40 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:52,400 So he threw for almost three miles. 41 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,400 That's a good way of putting it. 42 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,400 Yeah. 43 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,400 And his rating is over 10 points higher. 44 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,400 Yeah. 45 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,400 Let's see, 92. 46 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,400 Yeah, well over 10 points. 47 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,400 More like 14 maybe. 48 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,400 Yeah. 49 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,400 Wow. 50 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,400 And a tougher schedule to boot. 51 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,400 And a lot tougher schedule and a Super Bowl win. 52 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,400 Yeah. 53 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:19,400 So, okay, 82 million in the first two years, virtually 94 million guaranteed at signing. 54 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,400 So no matter how this pans out. 55 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,400 He's going to get that 90. 56 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,400 He's going to virtually get 94 million. 57 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,400 So we're right around there. 58 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:31,400 You know, Lamar Jackson, one of his problems is he wants all guaranteed money. 59 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:35,400 But if he signed a deal like this, I bet you'd go to any team that would take him. 60 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,400 Yeah. 61 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:42,400 If they would trade him because they have to, you know, they have, well, I've got another 62 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,400 one on Lamar Jackson too that I can go to. 63 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:52,400 You know, any team that wants to offer, I'll just go into it right now. 64 00:03:52,400 --> 00:04:00,400 Lamar Jackson, okay, he was tendered a non-exclusive franchise tag. 65 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,400 Yeah. 66 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:02,400 Okay. 67 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:09,400 A non-exclusive franchise tag means that they're letting the market dictate it. 68 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:20,400 So let's say that Carolina, okay, the Carolina Panthers offer Lamar Jackson 60 million a 69 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,400 year. 70 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:31,080 The Ravens have the right to match that and get him for that price or they get two first 71 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,600 round picks. 72 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,600 Wow. 73 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,600 Yeah. 74 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:38,720 So basically what they're saying is they're telling other teams, you take this guy that 75 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:46,160 lost out on 40% of his snaps, has worked that much money, then go ahead because we're just 76 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:51,480 going to take the first two rounders and move on from it, which I think it's really kind 77 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:52,480 of brilliant is. 78 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,480 Yeah. 79 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,480 That's a good position to be in. 80 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,700 You tell the other teams, you set his price. 81 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,440 If we're okay with it, we keep him. 82 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:02,360 If we're not okay with it, then we're going to take draft picks from him. 83 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,360 Yeah. 84 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,360 Yeah. 85 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,360 Wow. 86 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:06,360 Yeah. 87 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,400 It's great because they let the market really dictate it. 88 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,600 They're saying, look, guys, we're out of it. 89 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,240 If you guys think he's worked that much, send an offer. 90 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,240 We'll take the picks. 91 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,240 God. 92 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,800 And so far they have not had a really, they haven't really had an offer. 93 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,080 And I can tell you why is, is this right here. 94 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,080 A running quarterback. 95 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,080 Okay. 96 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,080 Yeah. 97 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,520 Here's my thoughts on it. 98 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:30,520 Lamar Jackson without the running game is not a very good quarterback. 99 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,520 Right? 100 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:32,520 Yeah. 101 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,000 His biggest appeal is, is he can run with it. 102 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:39,480 Well, he fakes to run and he throws someone's wide open because everyone's coming in because 103 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,040 he's a very good runner. 104 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,040 Yeah. 105 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,040 Okay. 106 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,880 He's already getting all these injuries, which has been the knock on these quarterbacks that 107 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:56,200 run as much as, I'll put it like this, Mahomes and Jaylen Hertz even, or Josh Allen. 108 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:00,240 They're going to try to throw first and if they can't, then they're going to try to make 109 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,240 something happens with their legs. 110 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:09,000 Hertz is vulnerable, more vulnerable to injuries because he runs more out of necessity too. 111 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,520 Now he can throw, he can thread the needle. 112 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,800 He's very good and he's going to be very good. 113 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:19,360 And my, my thoughts is the more he goes along, the less he's going to run. 114 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,360 Yeah. 115 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,280 The more he learns how to pinpoint throws a little bit better because he has a talent 116 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:29,480 is the more he's going to be throwing more because he doesn't want to get injured. 117 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:33,640 So Josh Allen too, he's a throw first guy also. 118 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,760 Lamar Jackson is almost like a run first guy. 119 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,880 He looks for running lanes. 120 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,440 So if he sees a running lane, he's not going to throw the ball. 121 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,960 He's going to just start running. 122 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:47,120 And I've seen the TV announcers pointing out, you know, he took off running, but look, this 123 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,640 guy's 40 yards downfield. 124 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,640 He's wide open. 125 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,640 Why didn't he throw it? 126 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,840 He doesn't trust his arm, but he trusts his legs. 127 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:53,840 Yeah. 128 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:57,120 Or he'd already given up on the pass and he decided to run. 129 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,120 Yeah. 130 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,120 Yeah. 131 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,440 So it's like, at the very least, it's very bad judgment. 132 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,120 And it's not the way the NFL game is designed. 133 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,200 It's not the way the rules are set up. 134 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:10,480 I mean, it's fun and it's flashy and it can kind of work here and there, but not long 135 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,480 term. 136 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,200 I know there's a reason they've never had a, what is it? 137 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,200 Wildcat? 138 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,200 Was that Wildcat? 139 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,200 Wildcat, pistol. 140 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,200 Yeah, pistol. 141 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,200 Yeah. 142 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,200 So yeah. 143 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:26,040 That's how come they've never had one go all year, all season or season after season. 144 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,640 It's because it does not work. 145 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,840 It's too brutal of a sport. 146 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:30,840 Yeah. 147 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:35,520 If it worked, why wouldn't they have like, instead of one main franchise quarterback, 148 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:41,320 they'd have like three or four guys that are running black slash quarterback slash receiver 149 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:47,040 and let them go in there and do their Wildcat, Michael Vick, Lamar Jackson, Steve McNair 150 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,040 kind of thing. 151 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,040 Yeah. 152 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,040 You don't know who's doing what until it's done. 153 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,040 That's why that doesn't work. 154 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,040 It doesn't work. 155 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,040 Because that's easy to shut down. 156 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,640 They're going to slaughter them in the real, in the bigs. 157 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:56,640 So yeah. 158 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,000 So anyhow, okay. 159 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,440 Number one, Daniel Jones, even though I went into Lamar Jackson, there's really not that 160 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:08,160 much to say about Daniel Jones, but he's making more money than the home sale. 161 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,160 That's crazy. 162 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,160 That is insane. 163 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:14,320 And that also tells you about how bad the homes wants to win another Super Bowl. 164 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,320 Yeah. 165 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:21,040 So when we have a, we, we said goodbye to Frank Clark because he wanted more money. 166 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,040 Okay. 167 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,560 Um, Frank Clark has what? 168 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,680 Three rings, two with the chiefs and one with Seattle. 169 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,240 Yeah. 170 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:32,120 I'm thinking he's like, I have three rings with two different teams. 171 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,760 So now he's going to go for money because he went for rings. 172 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,000 He got the rings. 173 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,600 So I think that's why he did not take less money to stay. 174 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:40,600 Yeah. 175 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,600 He doesn't have to. 176 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,600 That makes sense. 177 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,600 Yeah. 178 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:47,640 So I think the chiefs are on the lookout for that veteran guy, like a Dunlop, like Dunlop 179 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:51,480 did, you know, take a little bit less money to be with a team for a ring. 180 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,480 Right? 181 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:53,560 So Frank Clark had to go. 182 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,400 We love Frank Clark, great player. 183 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,720 Shows up when it really, really counts. 184 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:58,720 Yeah. 185 00:08:58,720 --> 00:08:59,720 The playoffs. 186 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:00,720 He's third or second. 187 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:04,960 He might be second now on sacks all time in the post season. 188 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,520 So yeah, thank you, Frank Clark. 189 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,520 Yeah. 190 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,720 We said goodbye to him because we couldn't afford him. 191 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:13,140 So we're looking for that guy that wants to come in and win a ring now and they'll 192 00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:14,140 find him. 193 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:15,520 There are a lot of people like that. 194 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,520 Yeah. 195 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,520 It won't be Vaughn Miller though. 196 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,520 No. 197 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:25,320 He very stubbornly goes to every other team except the chiefs because he was a Bronco. 198 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,320 Yeah. 199 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:31,800 Well, we'll see if he ever gets a ring again. 200 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,320 Every year it's going to get harder and harder for him to make the team. 201 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:38,160 Do you think he'd just give in and go, hey, chiefs, look, I got a little bit left in the 202 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,160 tank, man. 203 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:42,160 How much is the most you can make? 204 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,760 How much is the most you can give me? 205 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:44,760 Yeah, special teams. 206 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,760 Most you can give me. 207 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,760 We'll be there. 208 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:57,560 So you want to know what the most Google search words in 2022 were? 209 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,560 Oh, that's a big, great idea. 210 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:00,560 Yeah. 211 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,560 Yeah. 212 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,560 Okay. 213 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,920 Well, the most Google search words, there's different categories of different searches 214 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,480 for Google for 2022. 215 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:12,760 So the first one is the most Google most search words in 2022. 216 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,080 Number one is wordle. 217 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,080 Oh, that's a game. 218 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,080 It's a game, right? 219 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,200 Okay. 220 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,400 Number two, election results. 221 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,800 Huh. 222 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,960 I think that's the midterms. 223 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:29,720 Yeah, that probably would be for the midterms and the Roe v. Wade fallout. 224 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,160 Oh, that's yeah, that's right. 225 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,640 There's a lot of that going on this year. 226 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,640 Yeah. 227 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:37,120 Since Roe v. Wade has overturned, then those midterm elections got really a little excited. 228 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,120 You're right. 229 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,120 Exciting. 230 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,120 Yeah, you're right. 231 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:43,040 Survey was like baited going, oh my God, who did this? 232 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,040 Yeah. 233 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,480 Number three was Betty White. 234 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,800 Oh, she passed away. 235 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,880 She died right the year before. 236 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:53,120 She did not make it quite to 2023. 237 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,120 Queen Elizabeth. 238 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,120 Oh, yeah. 239 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,360 Bob Saget. 240 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:04,520 I did not realize he was 2021 to 2022, but he was. 241 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,520 Huh. 242 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,680 He was either late 2021 or early 2022. 243 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:09,680 That's right. 244 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:10,680 Yeah. 245 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,680 Yeah. 246 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,720 So that's why he was on there is because his death was not that far away. 247 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:15,720 Yeah. 248 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,720 Even though it kind of seems like with everything that's happened. 249 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,720 Oh, that's right. 250 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:22,640 He had, it was a mysterious, he like fell backwards and crushed the back of the skull 251 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,560 and they said, oh, he just kind of fell over accidentally on us off bed. 252 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,360 Yeah, but then the family paid, they have it staying out of the news. 253 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,640 So yeah, they paid to seal the autopsy photos. 254 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:38,040 So you could see the coroner said this head injury looks like somebody swung a baseball 255 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,280 bat as hard as they could against this guy's head. 256 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,440 So that's not a fall. 257 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,120 That's somebody putting arm strength and muscle into it. 258 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,360 But then they shut him up and sealed the photos. 259 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,360 Yeah. 260 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,360 Whitewash the story. 261 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:53,920 It's like, oh, nice little Bob Saget, because we want his reruns to still make money for 262 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:54,920 us. 263 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,360 So we sanitize his math. 264 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:01,440 They said the family paid for the autopsy, but don't you think it was more like the networks 265 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:06,120 did and went through the family and probably gave them a little change on the way out? 266 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,840 Doesn't that make more sense? 267 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,840 Yeah. 268 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:14,720 Everyone was protecting the value of the syndication rights of every TV show Bob Saget. 269 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:23,240 Because if this guy was auto erotic officiation, he would not be all over, they would not be 270 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:26,400 playing a full house or anything like that. 271 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,920 They'd be like, that's that guy who killed himself beating us. 272 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,640 Oh, we can't watch that. 273 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,680 Oh no, no, no. 274 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:37,680 God knows, man, you can't watch a show that someone was in because they did that. 275 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,640 It's going to ruin the kids. 276 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,280 So anyhow. 277 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,280 Okay. 278 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:47,480 Let's see. 279 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:54,280 Most Google, most news, the news search words through the news. 280 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,400 So it's like Google News or? 281 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,400 Yeah. 282 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,400 Okay. 283 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,400 Number one, election results. 284 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:04,040 Number two, Queen Elizabeth passing. 285 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:07,760 So just because it's the news outlet of Google, they added passing. 286 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,260 The other one was just Queen Elizabeth. 287 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:16,120 So one best way to describe this, I think, is one version of these people, the first 288 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,280 version, were looking for pictures of her. 289 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,160 The second one was looking at what actually happened. 290 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,160 Yeah. 291 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,160 Yeah. 292 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:31,240 And the third one was found on a rope, like, I don't know, paddling the canoe. 293 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,800 Another thing is people say, hey, Queen Elizabeth died. 294 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,320 And someone grabs their phone and is like, who the fuck is Queen Elizabeth? 295 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,720 So they just type in Queen Elizabeth. 296 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,760 Oh, she was the Queen of England. 297 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:41,760 You know what, you're right. 298 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,200 I bet you a lot of that was after. 299 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,200 Like, who is that? 300 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,200 Yeah. 301 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,200 Queen of who? 302 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,200 Queen of where? 303 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,200 I have no clue. 304 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,200 Yeah. 305 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,200 Yeah. 306 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,200 And they probably didn't know where England is on the map either. 307 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,200 Probably not. 308 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,200 Yeah. 309 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,760 And then you Google that, it's like, oh, somebody died? 310 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:56,760 Who the hell was that? 311 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,760 Should I be sad about it? 312 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:00,760 True. 313 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:04,760 You're right. 314 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,720 That is exactly what it was. 315 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,200 Number three is Ukraine. 316 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,200 Yeah. 317 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,400 Number four is Powerball numbers. 318 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,400 Yeah. 319 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,400 Yeah. 320 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,400 Number five, Hurricane Ian. 321 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,400 Huh, OK. 322 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:19,200 That was the one that hit Fort Myers, destroyed the piss out of Florida. 323 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,200 Right. 324 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,200 Right. 325 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,200 I remember that one, yeah. 326 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,200 That was the one that hit Fort Myers last year. 327 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,200 Google most people searched. 328 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,200 Oh, OK. 329 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,280 That's a good one. 330 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,760 Number one, Johnny Depp. 331 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:35,200 Oh, because of the trial with Amber Heard, the bed pooper. 332 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,200 Yep. 333 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,960 Number two, Will Smith. 334 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,960 For the slap. 335 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:39,960 Yes. 336 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:46,000 Number three, Amber Heard, the other part of the shitter. 337 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,600 Number four, Antonio Brown. 338 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,600 OK. 339 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,400 Because he went nuts and ripped off his football player. 340 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:57,200 Yeah, the one that did the half-naked wave goodbye to the crowd. 341 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,200 Yeah. 342 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,200 Number five, Kari Lake. 343 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,000 K-A-R-I. 344 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,600 Lake spelled it as Lake. 345 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,600 Huh. 346 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,600 Hang on. 347 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,800 There was Ricky Lake. 348 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,800 She was big for like 20 years ago. 349 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:11,800 She was a talk show host. 350 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:12,800 Yeah, I remember her. 351 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:17,080 Famously lost weight, then gained it, then lost again. 352 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,080 But Kari Lake. 353 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,080 I don't know what that is. 354 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:22,280 Is that a person or a place? 355 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,280 Kari Lake. 356 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:28,280 Let's find out. 357 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:36,760 I got to spell it because it doesn't want to come down as Kari Lake. 358 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:37,960 I think it's the way I said it. 359 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,960 I think it's probably Kari. 360 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,960 Yeah. 361 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:41,960 Cart profanity. 362 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:42,960 Oh, she's a politician. 363 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:43,960 Ah. 364 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:44,960 Well, who gives a crap about politicians. 365 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:45,960 OK. 366 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:49,360 Yeah, it's OK. 367 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,880 Anyhow, OK. 368 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,480 So for some reason, she was a third most. 369 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:58,160 OK, the most searched athletes according to Google. 370 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,160 Oh, OK. 371 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,160 Number one, Antonio Brown. 372 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:06,400 Number two, Serena Williams. 373 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,400 She retired recently, I think. 374 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,400 Yeah. 375 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,400 Yeah. 376 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,400 Number three, Little Joey Burrow. 377 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:19,920 And the only reason he got two minutes of fame is because of my home student interception, 378 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,920 not because what he does. 379 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,920 Yeah. 380 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:28,320 Number three, Aaron Judge, Yankee slugger. 381 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:33,040 Number five, and I don't know why, maybe five years ago I wouldn't know why, but Manti 382 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,040 Teo. 383 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:39,000 I don't know what happened that made anything any different there. 384 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Yeah. 385 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,160 So, and I'm not going to Google it because quite frankly, I don't give a shit. 386 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,200 We'd just be adding one more hit to it. 387 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:51,240 Google most searched definitions. 388 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:57,360 One, Rupri, R-U-P-R-E-E. And I've got an explanation on this. 389 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,800 I went ahead and I looked it up. 390 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,640 Rupri, I would guess it's a form of currency. 391 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,640 It is. 392 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:03,640 Ah. 393 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:07,840 Common name for currencies of India and Nepal, Pakistan and other ones. 394 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,840 Oh, OK. 395 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:16,880 But people that don't know that is an oligarch, is a very rich business leader with a lot 396 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,240 of political influence, mainly Russia. 397 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,240 Yeah. 398 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,840 Because that's where they're having influence on the Ukraine war. 399 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:23,840 Yeah. 400 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,840 So, number three, cocoa. 401 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,840 Cocoa? 402 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:27,840 I wonder why. 403 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:33,440 Cocoa is the seed from which cocoa and chocolate are made from. 404 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:38,160 I've been seeing a lot of ads lately on my Facebook feed trying to talk me into switching 405 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,040 from coffee to cocoa. 406 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,240 Oh, that must be like a big campaign. 407 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:47,840 That might be a big campaign to take a big chunk out of the coffee market. 408 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,640 Because cocoa has caffeine in it. 409 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,760 That would explain why it's on this list. 410 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:52,760 Yeah. 411 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,640 That would be my guess. 412 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,680 Number four, Homer. 413 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,920 I think everybody listening would know what a Homer is. 414 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,920 Somebody who's always for the home team. 415 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:03,920 Yeah. 416 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,920 Yeah. 417 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:09,760 And then they could do it, they could slaughter a fucking child on midfield, but they'd still 418 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,760 defend them. 419 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,040 Oh, they had to. 420 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,040 Yeah. 421 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,040 Whatever. 422 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,040 Every other team's doing it. 423 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,040 Whatever. 424 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,800 The same people who go, my country right or wrong. 425 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,800 Yes. 426 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800 Yes. 427 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,600 The same six psychotic fucks that say that. 428 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,600 Yeah. 429 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,520 That's what a Homer is, only towards the professional team. 430 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,520 Yeah. 431 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,520 Okay. 432 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,040 Number five, recession. 433 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:37,400 I would assume everyone knows what recession is, but if not, it is recession of economic 434 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:41,080 output, employment, and consumer spending drop. 435 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,080 Yeah. 436 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:46,760 In broadest terms, recession means something that goes back to a previous state. 437 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,760 Yeah. 438 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,760 Yeah. 439 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,760 Like a receding hairline. 440 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,760 Yeah. 441 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:54,480 Like someone had a hair like on their fucking, almost to their eyebrows. 442 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,480 Yeah. 443 00:18:55,480 --> 00:19:00,160 And all of a sudden it's back halfway past their forehead. 444 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,160 Yeah. 445 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,160 Also, that's a receding hairline because they're receding. 446 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,360 It's definitely a long hike between my eyebrows and my hairline. 447 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,360 Oh, yeah. 448 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,360 It's getting farther every year. 449 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:13,400 Luckily, mine has not done that yet, but it would not surprise me if it starts. 450 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,400 Yeah. 451 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:18,320 So anyhow, those are the terms and- 452 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,320 Killing us. 453 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,400 All right. 454 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,200 I've got a public service announcement. 455 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,000 Okay. 456 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:34,880 I'm wondering how many people listening have been having problems with rats because I thought 457 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,240 I was one of the only ones. 458 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:43,560 We've had a rat living in our garage for probably about five or six months, and I've done all 459 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:47,360 sorts of things to try to trap it, kill it, get it out. 460 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:52,160 I think I finally managed to trap it and kill it because it smells bad. 461 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,880 And of course, it's going to go die somewhere to where you can't find it. 462 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,880 Oh, yeah. 463 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:00,760 I'm going to have to empty out the whole freaking garage to find that little rat body. 464 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,760 But- 465 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:02,760 It knows it too. 466 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:06,480 It's like, I'm dying, so I'm going to fuck this guy good. 467 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,480 Watch this. 468 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,560 He's going to have to tear the wall apart to get me. 469 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,040 I had to get a new garage door because it had chewed through my garage door. 470 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,800 I remember you telling me about that. 471 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:20,680 It reminds me a little bit of the great meat walker rat at Jesse Jim's years and years 472 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,000 ago. 473 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,040 This son of a bitch snarled at everybody. 474 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,040 I remember running upstairs. 475 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,040 I go, oh my God. 476 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,360 They go, let me guess. 477 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,680 There's a rat that snarled at you. 478 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,680 I said, yeah. 479 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,680 We went down to her clubs. 480 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:35,120 We were going to club it to death, and all it did was scare us all. 481 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,800 The fucker was, he was mean. 482 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,800 He was- 483 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,800 His ass rat. 484 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:39,800 Yeah. 485 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,800 Oh, he was something else. 486 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,400 Yeah, go ahead. 487 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:47,200 So I thought it was the vacant house next to me that had been empty for about a year. 488 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,040 I thought, well, rats must have gotten in there. 489 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,160 Turns out, I mentioned it to my neighbor and they said, oh, we thought we were the only 490 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,160 one with rats. 491 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,720 We caught two out of our basement already. 492 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:03,800 They said someone a couple of doors down was also having rat troubles. 493 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,480 They had called an exterminator. 494 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:12,360 The exterminator said, there are rats on the move all over Kansas City. 495 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:19,240 The people everywhere in Casey are complaining about rats in their house, in the garage. 496 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,240 Everything has changed. 497 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:24,720 Casey is doing something with the sewer system because the rats are on the move. 498 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:30,400 I looked it up and we're in the middle of this $2.5 billion water supply and sewer renovation 499 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,400 project. 500 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,640 I think it was about 12 years ago. 501 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,640 No. 502 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:38,440 Yeah, about 12 or so years ago that they got the money for this. 503 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:45,240 They're really ramping it up now from about the river on south through downtown, midtown, 504 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:49,400 the Brush Creek area out to Brookside. 505 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,920 I remember seeing all this work too. 506 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:55,960 I think even you and I commented on it, driving by it because we do drive by those areas sometimes 507 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,960 going home. 508 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,360 We thought it was the streetcar tracks, which some of it might be. 509 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:04,360 Some of it was, but the streetcar is going to end at UMKC. 510 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:08,040 So Brookside is south of UMKC slightly. 511 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,480 So anything south of there that we saw was not that. 512 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,960 So that's probably the sewer. 513 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,960 Anyhow, that is it. 514 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:19,480 Yeah, that must be all sewer. 515 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:23,440 But I got something along another line here real quick too that I saw the other day and 516 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:27,920 I was going to say something about, you know, they're trying to move Royal Stadium to downtown, 517 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:28,920 right? 518 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:29,920 Yeah. 519 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,640 Well, you know who became a big player in that is North Kansas City, just right across 520 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,640 the river. 521 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,640 Oh, wow. 522 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:35,640 That makes sense. 523 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,640 And I thought about it. 524 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:42,120 If they build this stadium, they've been wanting this streetcar crossing a bridge and coming 525 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:45,960 down to the North Kansas City, right? 526 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,960 And it makes sense. 527 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:47,960 Yeah. 528 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,360 But, you know, KSC keeps going, no, no, no, no, we're not doing that. 529 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:57,760 We're just staying downtown proper and, you know, in plazas and, you know, that area. 530 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:58,800 Okay. 531 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:03,760 If they do win the rights for the stadium and start building it right across the river, 532 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,480 guess what's going to have to follow? 533 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,600 The streetcar is going to have to go across the bridge. 534 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,600 It is. 535 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,600 Yeah. 536 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,800 And I was thinking, what was their main purpose besides the obvious of, you know, getting 537 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,480 the tax money and stuff, but they got to cough up a lot of money to do this. 538 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,080 So why are they really doing this? 539 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,560 And I thought about streetcar. 540 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,560 Yeah. 541 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:29,160 And then the expansion, you know, after that, then why couldn't downtown expand into the 542 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,160 North? 543 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,160 Yeah. 544 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,900 And in the Northland, especially North Kansas City specifically. 545 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:35,800 Is that a different, I mean, where does the county change? 546 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,820 Clay County, right across. 547 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:39,400 So the rivers, the dividing. 548 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,400 Yes. 549 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:44,360 So that could be a sticking point is Jackson County versus Clay County. 550 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,360 It is. 551 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:49,000 Because the county, county dollars, you know, if they put the stadium in Clay County, then 552 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,960 Clay County people are going to get first dibs on season tickets. 553 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,960 That's another thing too. 554 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,160 I don't want it there. 555 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,400 But it's smart though. 556 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,960 I would not doubt if the Kansas City Royals put it in their hair. 557 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,280 Why don't you guys apply for this? 558 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,240 You might get it. 559 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,600 Guess what's going to make Jackson County do it even quicker. 560 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,600 What? 561 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,960 What do you mean Clay County? 562 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:10,960 Uh-uh. 563 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:17,200 And it's just like Arrowhead Stadium, wherever it lands, the new Arrowhead. 564 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,960 Whether it's right there where it's at, when, you know, when they eventually, Royals move, 565 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,240 they tear Royals down, build one right next or whatever. 566 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:29,080 Whether it's right there, Kansas is going to be a huge player in that. 567 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,400 They have sports betting and they have the money, the resources. 568 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,400 They're like, we're right here, water's warm. 569 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,640 And maybe the chiefs don't want to move. 570 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,640 And chances are they don't. 571 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,320 They want to stay in Jackson County. 572 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,120 They want to be Kansas City, Missouri. 573 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:49,080 Chances are they do want to stay there because of all the glory or infamy, depending on how 574 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,640 you're looking at them. 575 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,640 Okay. 576 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:56,560 So, you know, from the glory years on, to the glory years now. 577 00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:01,240 So if Kansas is over there fighting for you, then guess who's just got a better perspective 578 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,240 on their ante? 579 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,240 The chiefs. 580 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,560 The chiefs are like, well we got everybody after, so why should we listen to you? 581 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,560 Yep. 582 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,640 Because at the very least, Kansas is going to drive the price up for Missouri to keep 583 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:11,640 them. 584 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,640 Yep. 585 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:18,320 And if you want to stay on the chiefs thing, do you hear about Jackson Mahomes? 586 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,320 Not lately. 587 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:24,400 Jackson, are you done on this sewer thing yet? 588 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,120 One more thing. 589 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:33,400 A couple, three weeks ago, I saw a public service announcement saying that veterinarians 590 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:39,080 are suggesting you don't take your dogs out to dog parks or city parks because there's 591 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,800 a big outbreak of leptospirosis. 592 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,800 Yes. 593 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,960 Which is, you know, can be fatal to dogs. 594 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,760 It's commonly known as Lepto. 595 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,760 Yeah. 596 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,760 So if you ever hear a vet say a Lepto shot, that's what they're talking about. 597 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:50,760 Yeah. 598 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,760 So go ahead, I'm sorry. 599 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,520 And you know where a big source of Lepto is? 600 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,320 Rat pee. 601 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,680 Rat pee is full of Lepto. 602 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:04,720 So even back then when they were telling us stay out of the city parks, don't take your 603 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:10,000 dogs to the dog parks, they knew the rats were on the move spreading leptospirosis. 604 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000 But did they tell us? 605 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000 No. 606 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 No, they didn't. 607 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,720 They just said, oh, for some reason there's a Lepto outbreak. 608 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,760 Why don't you keep your dogs away? 609 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,600 But what they should have said is we're tearing the hell out of the sewers and chasing all 610 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,600 the rats out. 611 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,600 And all these rats, yeah. 612 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,200 And they're going to bite your dogs, they're going to bite your cats, their fleas are going 613 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,560 to get on you and your kids. 614 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,560 You're all going to get Lepto. 615 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,720 They could have just been humane about it and said, look, we didn't mean for this to 616 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,920 happen, but what's going to happen when we tear the sewer parts? 617 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,920 They're all going to run. 618 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:36,920 Yeah. 619 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,200 They could have just been humane about it and said that and said, look, we didn't mean 620 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,880 for this to happen, but it's a byproduct of what we're doing. 621 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:47,760 The Kansas City city government decided we didn't need to know that information. 622 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:52,040 So they tell your dogs about dead at your fucking veterinarian's office. 623 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:58,960 Who in the city government gets the authority to hide that information from us because it 624 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,840 looks bad on them? 625 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,840 That's bullshit. 626 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:02,840 Like I said. 627 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,360 They are causing the Lepto outbreak. 628 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,360 Like I said. 629 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,360 And they need to own up to it. 630 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:11,440 The small town that I lived in for many years, I was on the city council. 631 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,760 And the way you discover that is a thing called minutes. 632 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:20,840 Minutes is every one of their sessions, if you will, their meetings have to be recorded 633 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,800 by this thing called minutes. 634 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,320 Minutes contains everything that's said. 635 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:31,560 Even if someone says, oh fuck, accidentally, that has to be recorded. 636 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:36,280 Let's say a mosquito landed on their pant leg and the guy accidentally said shit, that's 637 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,980 got to be included. 638 00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:42,440 So anything they talk about will be on those minutes, including, hey, you know what? 639 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,640 We may not want this information to get out too much. 640 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,120 We don't want people to freak out. 641 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,120 Yeah. 642 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,120 Then that will be on the minutes. 643 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,120 Yeah. 644 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:52,440 And let's say all did it like behind the scenes, not on the minutes. 645 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,320 And one of them went during break and go, hey, you might want to keep this rat thing 646 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,320 under wraps. 647 00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:02,480 Hey, tell Fred over there, hey Fred, let's keep this rat thing under wraps. 648 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,480 You know, unless it was done like that. 649 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,520 Don't talk about it during the open minutes. 650 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,520 Yeah. 651 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:11,680 Unless it's done like that, then it's recorded on minutes. 652 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,680 Yep. 653 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,680 So anyhow. 654 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:18,960 So thank you, Kansas City, for causing a Leptospirosis outbreak because you didn't have the balls 655 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,040 to tell us that you caused it. 656 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,040 Yep. 657 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,040 So yeah. 658 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,800 So thanks a lot again, Kansas City. 659 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:25,800 You fuckedards. 660 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,400 It's probably Mayor Lucas' fault. 661 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,880 I would go ahead and just go ahead and put him as the fault. 662 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:32,880 It's always his fault. 663 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,880 Yeah. 664 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,880 Well, you know what? 665 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,320 That's what happens when you take that position, isn't it? 666 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,320 Yeah. 667 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,960 You're big enough to be the mayor, you're big enough to take the fucking hit. 668 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:41,960 So anyhow. 669 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:46,120 We know he doesn't do stuff like gets drunk and falls asleep in Lawrence and his car and 670 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,120 stuff like that. 671 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,120 Allegedly. 672 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:55,520 Or that mishap there with like a, I don't know, some of the works at City Hall. 673 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,520 Oh no, no, no. 674 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,680 Not a mishap, was it? 675 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,120 You can't call a child a mishap, allegedly. 676 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,720 Just a spontaneous human reproduction. 677 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,720 No, that's it. 678 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,720 Allegedly. 679 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:10,720 Yes. 680 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,720 Anyhow. 681 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,880 All this is tongue in cheek, guys. 682 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,880 There you go. 683 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,440 So anyhow. 684 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,440 Jackson Mahomes. 685 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,440 Oh god. 686 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,440 Remember that idiot? 687 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,440 Yeah. 688 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:25,320 Mental midget brother of Patrick Mahomes is being investigating for shoving a 19 year 689 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:31,200 old waiter two times and forcefully kissing an Overland Park business owner. 690 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,720 That's awesome. 691 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,720 He was really pissed off. 692 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,720 The business owner, no. 693 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,720 He forcefully kissed me. 694 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:36,720 I mean, it's awesome because he can't get out of it. 695 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,720 No, he can. 696 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,720 He can get in a lot of shit for this, too. 697 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,720 And I can't wait for that. 698 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,720 Fuck that guy. 699 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,720 I hate him. 700 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,720 He's a dumbass. 701 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,720 Is it? 702 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:50,480 Everything that Mahomes is in this community, he is not. 703 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,480 Yeah. 704 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,960 That guy needs to get the you know, he moved L.A. He needs to fucking stay there. 705 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,960 Yeah. 706 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,960 Fucking idiot. 707 00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:01,480 He forcefully kissed me out of nowhere restaurant owner Aspen Vaughn said per her Kansas City 708 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,480 Star interview. 709 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:07,040 The lady continued to tell Jackson to get off her and to stop, but he continued to forcefully 710 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,540 kiss her. 711 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,320 She yelled to the door. 712 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,720 People were on the other side of it. 713 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,080 She also pointed out that the cameras in the room as well. 714 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:19,980 So he wasn't going to stop until there's people on the other side and her going, there's cameras 715 00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:20,980 up there. 716 00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:21,980 Fuck face. 717 00:30:21,980 --> 00:30:25,480 So yeah, as long as it was his word against hers, he was going to press it. 718 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,480 Yeah. 719 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,480 He's got I didn't do it. 720 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,480 She made that shit up. 721 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,480 Yeah. 722 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,480 That's a scumbag. 723 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,480 I mean, we already knew that's a predator. 724 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,480 Yeah. 725 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:38,480 So I mean, like you couldn't tell that he was too massive for her to push it, push him 726 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,960 off of herself. 727 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,720 Both incidents are currently under investigation. 728 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,160 I hope they throw the book at him. 729 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,160 I hope they do too. 730 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,160 Yeah. 731 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,600 The piece of shit he needs to be locked away. 732 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,120 Oh, he needs to do some serious jail time for this. 733 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,120 Yeah, he does. 734 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,000 Get a real life lesson in jail. 735 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Yeah. 736 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,840 I think that would be a good thing for him. 737 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,760 Maybe get a good old Jared to the face. 738 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,720 That'd be awesome. 739 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:06,600 Every day he gets a good Jared right to the forehead. 740 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,600 He would deserve it. 741 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,600 Yeah, he would. 742 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:13,480 So I've got expressions for millennials. 743 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,480 Cool. 744 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,480 Yeah. 745 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,400 These are abbreviation expressions. 746 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:23,800 Like if you want to talk about somebody and it's like a long form, like this is a person 747 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:30,880 that has an abstract reaction to children eating popsicles or something like that. 748 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:37,840 It's like weird things that they thought up of to abbreviate and make into pop culture. 749 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,040 Okay, yeah, I get it. 750 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,040 Yeah. 751 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,040 Yeah. 752 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,040 First one, AFBB. 753 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:49,120 AF usually means as fuck. 754 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,120 Yeah. 755 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,040 I have no idea. 756 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:59,240 A woman who dates higher status alpha males but will marry a timid beta male. 757 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:05,520 Now, I did not explain the abbreviation on this. 758 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:06,520 No. 759 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,120 I'll try to figure this out. 760 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,680 AF, a female. 761 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,800 So alpha, A for alpha. 762 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:13,800 Alpha, beta. 763 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,840 Oh, AFBB would be alpha, beta. 764 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:22,920 I don't know. 765 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:27,080 That sloppy reporting that they didn't give the explanation of the acronym. 766 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,080 It is. 767 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,080 It is. 768 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,080 So anyhow. 769 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,080 WB. 770 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,640 Warner Brothers. 771 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,640 Stands for wood bang. 772 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,640 Okay. 773 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,640 MSSL. 774 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:49,960 Oh, I don't know. 775 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,920 It means married man sex life. 776 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,640 Funny. 777 00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,640 It means boring sex life basically. 778 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,640 LMR. 779 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:10,640 Let me read. 780 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,800 I should have just went with that and said yeah. 781 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,800 I just left it. 782 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,840 It didn't explain it. 783 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,000 Stands for last minute resistance. 784 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,600 Okay. 785 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,040 Yeah, we might get some LMR. 786 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,040 Yeah. 787 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:29,800 Got a little MLR coming our way just to warn you. 788 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,800 KHHV. 789 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,600 This was interesting. 790 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,560 I have no clue. 791 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,920 Stands for kissing hand hold-less virgin. 792 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:45,480 So not only do they not kiss you but you can't hold their hand or nothing. 793 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:49,240 So I guess it's kind of like, it would be like a really timid. 794 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,240 Oh, okay. 795 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,800 Afraid of any kind of physical contact. 796 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,800 Yeah. 797 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,800 Interesting. 798 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,800 Yeah. 799 00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,080 They used to just call those super virgins. 800 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,520 This is the modern day super version. 801 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,520 Yeah. 802 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,520 LHH. 803 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:08,880 You might get this. 804 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,000 Last hoe hanging. 805 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,840 Laughing hella hard. 806 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,360 So that's like the new LOL. 807 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,360 Yeah. 808 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,720 Working in a fake word like hella in there just makes it even stupider. 809 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:25,120 Well, I mean. 810 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,120 I mean what's wrong with very? 811 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,120 Yeah. 812 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,120 LVH. 813 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,120 LVH. 814 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,120 Laughing very hard. 815 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,120 Yeah, that's good. 816 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,120 Maybe there's already an LVH in there. 817 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,400 Little lexicon or something. 818 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:44,040 Well part of it is to make it somewhat incomprehensible so they can pretend it's a secret language 819 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,520 and they're getting something over on. 820 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,720 No, and that's the only reason they did hella is because it throws people off. 821 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:53,000 Yeah, it's just the fun of, you know, we have a secret language and we're talking and you 822 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000 know, we're talking about. 823 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000 Yeah, these are hella. 824 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,400 They think they're being so original too. 825 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:00,400 No, they do. 826 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,400 Yeah, hella. 827 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,400 That's our word. 828 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,400 I stuck our word in there. 829 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,640 Yeah, guess what? 830 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,960 In 10 years that's going to date you so much. 831 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,960 Oh yeah. 832 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:12,960 Believe me, we know. 833 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:18,440 Yeah, there will always be a next generation to laugh their asses off at the previous one. 834 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,480 It's just like cool beans is back. 835 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,480 Oh wow. 836 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,480 Expression from the 90s. 837 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,480 Yeah. 838 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,400 They use it nowadays and they think they came up with it actually. 839 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,400 Yeah. 840 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,400 Yep. 841 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,400 Yep. 842 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,400 LYA. 843 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,400 LYA. 844 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,400 It stands for two things. 845 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,360 I don't know. 846 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,800 Stands for love you always and love you all. 847 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,720 So it depends if there's a bunch of people standing there, you know, you say it means 848 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:47,720 all of them. 849 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:50,880 Or if there's one person, stands for love you always. 850 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:51,880 Oh, okay. 851 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,880 Yeah. 852 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:53,880 O-T-W. 853 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,880 On the way. 854 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,880 Yep. 855 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,880 PMSL. 856 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:05,880 Premenstrual Syndrome Life. 857 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:10,360 Yeah, that's it. 858 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,280 It's tech speak for pissing myself laughing. 859 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,280 Wow. 860 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,320 I like that's something to brag about. 861 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,320 I kind of like that. 862 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:21,880 Well, I kind of like that one because it actually makes sense. 863 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,720 I like the hella and all those stuff. 864 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,040 This does make some sense. 865 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:30,160 I'm not saying I'm like think it's great like the other ones, but you know, like the ones 866 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,160 before. 867 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:36,240 But how bizarre to brag that you laughed so much that you urinated all over yourself. 868 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,240 Yeah. 869 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,240 Yeah. 870 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,240 Okay. 871 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,240 Wow, that was so funny. 872 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,240 I vomited into my own ear. 873 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,240 Let me, let me. 874 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,240 What? 875 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,240 We need to come up with one. 876 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:49,160 We need to come up with one like that. 877 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,280 To me, at least that made sense the way it was abbreviated. 878 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,760 It just seems like the people who would brag about laughing so hard that they pissed their 879 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,440 pants are the same ones who eat a Tide Pod. 880 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,440 Yeah, you're right. 881 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,440 Okay. 882 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:08,160 It's so great I stepped in my own semen. 883 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,160 SMBT. 884 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,160 SMBT. 885 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:21,560 Well, that could sort of stand for some bitch. 886 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,840 It could. 887 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,000 Tech speak for suck my big toe. 888 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,280 Some people actually enjoy that. 889 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,280 Maybe it's meant for them. 890 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:35,280 You get mixed responses off of that one. 891 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,840 That is pretty specific though. 892 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,840 It is. 893 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,720 I think it's like an insult. 894 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:40,720 Yeah. 895 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,320 Or like a shut the fuck up or something. 896 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,320 Yeah. 897 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,600 Or like an expression, you can kiss my hind toe. 898 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,560 Maybe it means a long at, kind of like fuck off or whatever. 899 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,560 Yeah. 900 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,160 So I like hind toe better than big toe because big toe, you know what they're talking about. 901 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,800 When you say hind toe, it just kind of lends a little mystery because you're not sure what 902 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,800 a hind toe is. 903 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,840 SWM. 904 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:07,600 Single white male? 905 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,600 Yes. 906 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,600 All right. 907 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,800 Those are the ones everyone's allowed to hate. 908 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,800 Yeah, yeah. 909 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,800 Oh wait. 910 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,800 Hetero white male. 911 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:15,800 Those are the ones you're supposed to hate. 912 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,800 Oh yeah, yeah. 913 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,800 Those are. 914 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:22,800 I wonder if I gotta go out there and tell them that we're right here. 915 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,800 We got parking parole. 916 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,800 All right. 917 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,800 The next one is TMR. 918 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:28,800 TMR. 919 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,800 Okay. 920 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:30,800 Tomorrow. 921 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,800 Oh, just tomorrow. 922 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:32,800 Okay. 923 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,800 Yeah. 924 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,800 TTG. 925 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,800 That's the goods. 926 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,800 Yeah. 927 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:45,360 Train to go. 928 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,360 Train to go. 929 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,360 Okay. 930 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,960 I can see that one. 931 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,440 This one is fucked up. 932 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,440 Okay. 933 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,440 ISHYGTTT. 934 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,440 Wow. 935 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:58,440 I didn't know you would have to say that. 936 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:02,560 Stands for I seriously hope you guys don't do this. 937 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,240 Wow. 938 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:05,240 That one's done for effect. 939 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,240 Yeah. 940 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:10,560 I mean, there's no way you can do that and be like. 941 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:14,280 Rattle off 18 different initials and think you're cool. 942 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,040 And think like it's your saving time. 943 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,640 It's trying too hard. 944 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,640 Yeah. 945 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,520 In other words, just say don't try this or don't do this. 946 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:23,520 Don't. 947 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,520 Yeah. 948 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:25,520 I mean, just a bad idea. 949 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,520 Yeah. 950 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,520 You might as well wrote a paragraph. 951 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,440 I seriously hope you guys aren't really thinking about doing this right now on this day in 952 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,000 Tuesday before nine o'clock when the sun is shining. 953 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Yeah. 954 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Yeah. 955 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000 This one's fucked up already. 956 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,760 If you write all this down, you gotta like fucking remember what it all means too. 957 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:40,760 Yeah. 958 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,000 Again, I think it's for the thrill of ooh, secret language. 959 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000 No one is going to know what we're saying. 960 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,680 Let's make it less obvious. 961 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,680 Yep. 962 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:48,680 Yeah. 963 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,680 Here's one. 964 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,680 This one's fucked. 965 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:51,680 OMW to FYB. 966 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:57,480 Ah, I don't know. 967 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,080 On my way to fuck your bitch. 968 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,000 Is that not messed up? 969 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,880 Wow. 970 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:09,720 To embrace that scuminess in your lifestyle so much that you invent an acronym. 971 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:10,720 I know. 972 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:11,720 That's what I'm saying. 973 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:12,720 You can save time. 974 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,880 You want to save time to insult someone you know. 975 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:16,880 Yes. 976 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:17,880 Oh gosh. 977 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,880 Wow. 978 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,400 The things people spend their energy on is amazing. 979 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,400 I know. 980 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,400 Who came up with this stuff? 981 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,400 Some jerk. 982 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,400 Yeah. 983 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,400 Let's see. 984 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:30,400 Jared would have on my way to fuck your little girl. 985 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,400 Yeah. 986 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,400 Underage. 987 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,400 Underage. 988 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,400 Yeah. 989 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,400 FSE. 990 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,400 FSE. 991 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,400 Don't know. 992 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,400 Football Supporters Europe. 993 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,400 So in other words, soccer fans in Europe. 994 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,400 Smilth. 995 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,400 Smilth. 996 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,400 I know what milth is. 997 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,400 Well, think along those lines. 998 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,400 Let's see. 999 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,400 Does the S stand for stupid? 1000 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,400 Single. 1001 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,400 Oh, okay. 1002 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,400 Single mothers I'd like to fuck. 1003 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,400 Yep. 1004 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,400 I don't know. 1005 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,400 I don't know. 1006 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,400 I don't know. 1007 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:53,400 I don't know. 1008 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,400 I don't know. 1009 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,400 I don't know. 1010 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,400 I don't know. 1011 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,400 I don't know. 1012 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,400 I don't know. 1013 00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,400 I don't know. 1014 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,400 I don't know. 1015 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,400 I don't know. 1016 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,400 I don't know. 1017 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,400 I don't know. 1018 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,400 I don't know. 1019 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,400 I don't know. 1020 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,400 W R O L. 1021 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:12,840 It sounds like a radio station call letters. 1022 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:13,840 It does, don't it? 1023 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,840 There probably is somewhere. 1024 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,840 Yeah. 1025 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,840 Without rule of law. 1026 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:17,840 Okay, that one's just stupid. 1027 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,840 It is. 1028 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,840 Most of these were stupid. 1029 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,840 Yeah. 1030 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:21,840 Let's face it. 1031 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,840 But I ran across these. 1032 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:23,840 I'm like, you know what? 1033 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:24,840 They're so dumb. 1034 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,840 I'm just going to stand because they're dumb. 1035 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,840 Yeah. 1036 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:27,840 Yeah. 1037 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:32,040 It's interesting because it's something people thought was so cool and interesting 1038 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,040 that they're trying to... 1039 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,040 Exactly. 1040 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,520 ...standardize these acronyms. 1041 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:41,240 This accentuates the... 1042 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,640 Just the pettiness of their lives. 1043 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,640 Yeah. 1044 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,000 If that's all they've got to concern themselves with, then they have no clue what's really 1045 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000 going on in the world. 1046 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Exactly. 1047 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,560 No wonder they can't balance a checkbook. 1048 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,560 Yeah. 1049 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,880 And I'm not talking about writing checks. 1050 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,520 I'm talking about balancing the money you have. 1051 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,120 They don't know how to cook a meal or... 1052 00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,120 Yeah. 1053 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,120 Yeah. 1054 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,120 Just change a light bulb even. 1055 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,120 Yeah. 1056 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,120 Good God, Steve. 1057 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,120 Yeah. 1058 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,120 So anyhow, that is all of them. 1059 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,120 All right. 1060 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:18,120 If you enjoy two-inch beds and a microphone, you'll definitely enjoy a shelf to make of 1061 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,120 it. 1062 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,480 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. 1063 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,320 It's strange insults from an alien. 1064 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,320 Real hilarity. 1065 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,320 You remind me of a penny. 1066 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,960 Too faced and not worth much. 1067 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,960 Oh shit. 1068 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,960 What's that over there? 1069 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:34,960 Oh no. 1070 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:35,960 It's the island of horrible jokes. 1071 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:36,960 Oh no. 1072 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:37,960 It's the island of horrible jokes. 1073 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:38,960 Ugh. 1074 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:39,960 Want to hear a joke about paper? 1075 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:40,960 It's terrible. 1076 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:41,960 It's horrible. 1077 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:59,880 Well, I'm sure they'll come up with a whole bunch of new ones for next year. 1078 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,880 Oh, they will. 1079 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,600 They'll probably even be before next year. 1080 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,960 They'll have a ton of them. 1081 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:08,160 They'll trot out these cool new catchphrases and they'll play with them for about two months 1082 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,960 and they'll decide, you know, that was stupid. 1083 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:11,960 That was two months ago. 1084 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,440 That was so two months ago. 1085 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,440 You can't do it. 1086 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:22,600 Well, I've been seeing disclaimers recently on TV shows. 1087 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:28,000 The channel in particular, they put a disclaimer up that says, this show contains outdated 1088 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,240 cultural depictions. 1089 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,560 That's all it says. 1090 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:36,040 Well, your explanation of it makes a lot of sense now and I actually really like it. 1091 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,120 At first I was like, what? 1092 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,120 But go ahead. 1093 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,120 Yeah. 1094 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,760 Well, I first noticed it was an episode of Bonanza. 1095 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,240 It was coming out. 1096 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,240 Oh yeah. 1097 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:49,760 And that was a western from the 60s, I believe. 1098 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,400 Lauren Green, Michael Landon. 1099 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,400 Dan Blocker. 1100 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,400 Dan Blocker. 1101 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,400 Purnell Roberts. 1102 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,400 Purnell Roberts, yeah. 1103 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,240 Anyway, so the... 1104 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,240 Actually started cast. 1105 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,560 Yeah, yeah, actually so. 1106 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:13,720 So it was your typical 60s western, which was all about a white family and the Indians 1107 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:18,080 on the show were played by white people wearing brown makeup. 1108 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,580 Yeah. 1109 00:44:19,580 --> 00:44:27,280 About the only person who was generally ethnically other than a white person was their cook. 1110 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,800 Was it Hop Sing was what they called him? 1111 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:30,800 Something like that. 1112 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,560 They had some sort of diminutive name for him. 1113 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:40,720 But he was a real caricature of what a Chinese person really is. 1114 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:46,680 He was always jumping around like he didn't have any place to be. 1115 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:51,520 He was cooking, he was cleaning, he was doing laundry, which is another thing that is typically 1116 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,200 associated with Chinese people is they were running laundry. 1117 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,520 What was the broadcast overlapping? 1118 00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,520 It was pretty interesting. 1119 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:03,080 Try to figure out what it is, try picking it up. 1120 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,360 Yeah, we should have a laugh track for our show. 1121 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,360 Yeah, we should, yeah. 1122 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:07,360 Okay. 1123 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,360 So I was watching these outdated cultural depictions. 1124 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,360 That was meant for us. 1125 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,360 Yes. 1126 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:17,520 And I thought, well, that's pretty good that they're showing the show in its original form 1127 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:23,280 with all of its flaws and instead of editing them out or trying to downplay them, they're 1128 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:27,720 just saying, you know, this is what it was back then, take it or leave it. 1129 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:31,480 But we're warning you that it's in here, so if you don't want to watch it, don't. 1130 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,800 But we're not changing it. 1131 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,800 And I like that. 1132 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:39,200 I do too because they don't change it is what I like. 1133 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:44,760 They leave it like it is and if you don't agree with it, then you don't have to watch 1134 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:45,760 it. 1135 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:53,040 But it's useful information to know that in the mid-60s, your average American white 1136 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:59,560 family would turn on the TV and see sanitized white versions of real life events like the 1137 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,280 Wild West and stuff. 1138 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:05,320 And in most counts, people don't even realize that because I'm going to, you know, when 1139 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,160 you mentioned it, I was like, oh yeah, I guess that is true. 1140 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,640 But I didn't really give it any thought. 1141 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,760 I just be watching it and then, but. 1142 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:20,440 But it's good to know that, you know, there was a certain point where all of the popular 1143 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:24,680 entertainment in this country was aimed at white people. 1144 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,200 And nobody had plans to change that. 1145 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,440 No, I agree. 1146 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,840 It's useful to know that that's the way things used to be. 1147 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:38,960 And they were so interested in whitewashing everything that they would have white people 1148 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:46,840 play Native Americans, Chinese, Japanese, Hispanic. 1149 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,600 I mean, they were all white actors. 1150 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,920 Were they that hard to find actors at that time? 1151 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,880 They just didn't want to work with them. 1152 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:53,880 Yeah. 1153 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,880 Wow. 1154 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,240 That's the worst reason around. 1155 00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:02,760 And I think there was also a prevailing attitude of this could make people rich. 1156 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:08,200 You know, being a TV actor, a movie actor, a star, we want to save that for the white 1157 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,200 people. 1158 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,560 There probably was that. 1159 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:15,240 We don't want rich people of color because if they have money, they can buy influence, 1160 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,040 they can get laws changed. 1161 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,640 No, let's keep them poor. 1162 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,360 So deny them good paying jobs. 1163 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,680 And that was part of it. 1164 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:28,640 Entertainment jobs, heads of corporations, you know, all these good paying responsible 1165 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,640 jobs. 1166 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,640 That's a good point. 1167 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,640 The white mainstream kept people of color out of it because they didn't want to share 1168 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,640 the power. 1169 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,640 They want to share the power of the money. 1170 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,640 You're right. 1171 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,480 So yeah, they want to go to work and see everybody look like them. 1172 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,480 Yeah. 1173 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,920 You know, oh, look at all these white men working at this office. 1174 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,440 I'm comfortable now. 1175 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:45,440 Yeah. 1176 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:50,360 If there were women, if there were Indian people, if there were Japanese people, it's 1177 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,460 like, oh, I'm not so safe now. 1178 00:47:52,460 --> 00:47:54,840 I don't like this so much anymore. 1179 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,840 So they didn't let it happen. 1180 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,680 But also the public watching was probably like that. 1181 00:47:58,680 --> 00:47:59,680 Yeah. 1182 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:00,680 Yeah. 1183 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:05,960 You know, most of your affluent Americans who had color TVs were white people. 1184 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:11,320 And they wanted to see people who looked like them on TV having fun, having successes, living 1185 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,320 their lives. 1186 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,320 Kind of like they do now. 1187 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,320 Yeah. 1188 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,520 And the last thing they wanted to see was Sanford and Son. 1189 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,520 You're right. 1190 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,520 Yeah. 1191 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,480 It took a while for that show to make the air. 1192 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,080 And then when it did, it was very popular. 1193 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,080 Yeah. 1194 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:27,720 But in the 60s, you put on Sanford and Son, nobody would have watched it because there's 1195 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,000 all white people with TVs. 1196 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000 Yeah, you're right. 1197 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000 And they didn't want to see that. 1198 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000 They want to see it. 1199 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Yeah. 1200 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000 That's true. 1201 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000 Wow. 1202 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,560 So anyway, got there from, you know, show contains another one. 1203 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,560 They had that. 1204 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:45,720 The show contains outdated cultural depictions, the movie Gone with the Wind. 1205 00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:50,120 It was 1939 movie when it first came out. 1206 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:56,480 And it's like a four hour movie that takes place before the Civil War, during the Civil 1207 00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,320 War, and then after the Civil War. 1208 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,720 And it follows the same family and group of people throughout that. 1209 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:11,920 And it is really, really rough in its depiction of anybody who isn't white. 1210 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,560 It's pretty rough. 1211 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:20,440 So rather than changing that, I like the idea that they put the disclaimer in saying, this 1212 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:24,920 is what white people wanted for entertainment in 1939. 1213 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,080 This is all they could handle. 1214 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:31,720 They didn't want a black character on screen to have anything intelligent or thoughtful 1215 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:34,280 to say. 1216 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,280 Public didn't want to see that. 1217 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,400 No, you're right. 1218 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:41,840 So I like being able to see, you know, this is what was acceptable in 1940. 1219 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,200 Here's what was acceptable in 1920. 1220 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,520 You know, I want to know that. 1221 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,880 I don't want it to be hidden and erased and taken out of view. 1222 00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,440 I want to know how things were. 1223 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,360 I want to know how far we've come. 1224 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,360 Wow. 1225 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,360 Yeah. 1226 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,360 So just my thoughts. 1227 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,200 No, that's good. 1228 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,760 I'm happy that they do that now. 1229 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,760 Like I said, I like the fact that they do it. 1230 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,560 Yeah, it's much better than just pretending it never existed. 1231 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,080 Yeah, they actually address what went on. 1232 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,080 It's up to you whether you want to watch it or not. 1233 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,440 Yes, I love that part. 1234 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,560 Let everyone make up their own mind about it. 1235 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,240 Let them see it and make up their own mind. 1236 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:19,440 If it bothers you that bad, then you can skip it. 1237 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,600 If you're like, okay, well, that's the way it was. 1238 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,480 But at least now you know that. 1239 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,480 Yeah, exactly. 1240 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,800 You're not blindly watching it when something like that went on. 1241 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:28,800 Yeah. 1242 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,800 I don't know. 1243 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:30,800 All right. 1244 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,800 You got something or? 1245 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:34,800 Yeah. 1246 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:45,600 I want to talk about identity theft and an idea I had about keeping yourself safe from 1247 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,280 identity theft. 1248 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:53,360 You've heard the expression that it's hard to find a needle in a haystack. 1249 00:50:53,360 --> 00:51:00,560 But what I think is even harder is to find one specific needle in a big stack of needles. 1250 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:01,560 Yeah. 1251 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:02,560 Isn't that harder? 1252 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,560 Yeah, because it's the same. 1253 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:09,800 At least in a haystack, you're like, okay, that's not a piece of hay. 1254 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:10,800 That's what I'm looking for. 1255 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,320 If you're looking for a needle in a haystack, use a metal detector. 1256 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:17,560 If you're looking for one certain needle in a stack of needles, then you've got to look 1257 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,480 at every damn one. 1258 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:24,200 So my idea is to be that needle in a stack of needles. 1259 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:30,760 The more you do to make yourself stand out and noticed to a certain point, makes you 1260 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,000 a target. 1261 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,560 After that point, it makes you safer. 1262 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:35,560 Yeah. 1263 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:41,600 Now, imagine if somebody wanted to steal Miley Cyrus' identity. 1264 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,600 That'd be tough. 1265 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:44,600 Yeah. 1266 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:49,080 It would last about three seconds because people know who Miley Cyrus is. 1267 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:58,960 Now, if they take the guy who walked by here 10 minutes ago behind you, most people in 1268 00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,040 this planet don't know who that guy is. 1269 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,040 Yeah. 1270 00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,840 So it would be a big deal stealing his identity. 1271 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:09,680 Really easy to convince people, I'm that guy because you don't know who that guy is. 1272 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:16,600 That's why Joe Consumer down the road always has his stolen is because you don't know who 1273 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,600 that guy is. 1274 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:25,360 Yeah, and then there's a middle ground where you can get to where you're not famous, yet 1275 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,760 you're not easy to imitate. 1276 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:33,400 Like you have a really unusual name with a bizarre spelling. 1277 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:40,720 If your name is Tim Potter, there's probably 100,000 of them in this country. 1278 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:47,320 If your name is Ignacio Blueberry Whipsaw, there's probably just one of you. 1279 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,320 Yeah, that's true. 1280 00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:51,840 Nobody can imitate you because you're not even famous, but you've just got something 1281 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,960 about you that is really tough to... 1282 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,360 There's also things that you can do yourself. 1283 00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:01,320 Let's say you're Joe Consumer down the road. 1284 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:06,560 You can put CID on your card. 1285 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:10,760 I mean, besides the stuff they do online, I mean, they do online, yeah, they steal. 1286 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:18,480 But to prevent it at stores, like the physical card, make them require your ID. 1287 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,880 So when the person whoops out their ID and they look like someone completely different, 1288 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:26,040 they can get shut down. 1289 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:33,040 But hiding in plain sight is another very useful way, and that's where you're a needle 1290 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,240 in a stack of needles. 1291 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:42,800 This picture, you've seen the big school of fish that's swimming around in the ocean, 1292 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:46,600 and the seal is trying to come through and grab a fish. 1293 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:51,880 Now, if it was just one fish off by itself, then it's singled out and they go after it. 1294 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:58,560 If it's 100,000 fish in a big cluster, your chances of being singled out are one in 100,000. 1295 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:03,760 Your chances just went really high up there for surviving if you're part of a large group 1296 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,400 that looks all the same. 1297 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:13,360 That was the idea of convoy during World War II. 1298 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:19,120 They'd send supply ships from the US to Europe, and if they all went out individually, then 1299 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:24,920 chances are that you'd find at least one within 10 or 20 miles of sailing on the ocean, because 1300 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:25,920 they're scattered everywhere. 1301 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:26,920 Yeah, true. 1302 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:33,320 But if you group them in large clumps, then you have vast areas where there's nothing. 1303 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:38,120 If you do find them, then you've found 60 of them, and the chances of your ship being 1304 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,920 hit out of all those 60 is pretty small. 1305 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:47,820 So getting in a large group of similar targets raises your chances of survival. 1306 00:54:47,820 --> 00:54:53,760 So that's another way to protect yourself against security or identity theft is be just 1307 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:58,480 like everyone else, and chances are you'll get overlooked, because there's so many of 1308 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,060 you. 1309 00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:05,120 That's kind of a scary way to go about it, is just try to stay out of sight long enough. 1310 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,120 Yeah, I get it. 1311 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:12,040 I mean, our philosophy has been slightly off the whole time. 1312 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:15,760 We don't have to be super strong and well protected and sitting in the fortress. 1313 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:23,320 No, we just have to look like everybody else, so there's no reason to single us out. 1314 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,320 Sorry everybody else. 1315 00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,600 It's true though. 1316 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,600 Makes optimal amount of sense. 1317 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:34,840 I've had my identity stolen a few times. 1318 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:40,880 One time somebody filed an income tax return for me, my social security number. 1319 00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,520 Did you get your money back? 1320 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:49,080 The IRS contacted me and said, yeah, we know this isn't you, but somebody did. 1321 00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:53,080 So then they worked with me on being able to identify myself. 1322 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:58,160 Every year they send me a code number to put on my return. 1323 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:02,920 I've had tons of stuff bought on my credit cards, on my Amazon account, just all that 1324 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:03,920 kind of stuff. 1325 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:08,640 But yeah, somebody actually filing a federal tax return with my name and social security 1326 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:09,640 number and my address. 1327 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,080 It's like, what were they going to do? 1328 00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:17,000 Come buy my mailbox and take the check? 1329 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000 You never know. 1330 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,000 No, that's stupid. 1331 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,000 I mean, yeah, who knows? 1332 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:26,720 It could have been a test run to see if they could do it. 1333 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:31,000 You got something or I got an interesting one? 1334 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Yeah, let's see. 1335 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:39,760 Oh, yeah, this is an interesting one. 1336 00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:48,560 When you buy a new product, sometimes you're getting garbage with it. 1337 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:53,680 It's pretty common if you buy a brand new guitar, the strings on it are going to be 1338 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:54,680 junk. 1339 00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:57,680 And it's just pretty much standard. 1340 00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:02,360 Everyone knows the strings they put on new guitars are ones that failed quality control 1341 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:05,480 somewhere because they know as soon as you get that guitar home, you're going to take 1342 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:07,960 those strings off and put on the ones you like. 1343 00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:13,640 So they don't bother putting quality ones on there even though you've paid for them. 1344 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:17,440 You can do the same with you buying drums. 1345 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:21,080 They'll put cheap Chinese knockoffs of drum heads on it. 1346 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:24,920 And then you've got to go spend an extra two or three hundred to get the nice, good quality 1347 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:25,920 heads. 1348 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,720 And the drums aren't going to sound good until you do. 1349 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,760 But you've paid for those crap heads. 1350 00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,020 You buy a new car. 1351 00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:37,640 So you've got this brand new car and it comes out with shit tires on it. 1352 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,360 Oh yeah, that's just the way it is. 1353 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:46,880 Remember back in the 90s when the Ford Explorers were having problems with the tires? 1354 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:54,600 That year made a batch of tires that they knew was defective and wasn't passing quality 1355 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:55,600 control. 1356 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:59,480 And they didn't want to throw them all away. 1357 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:04,080 So they called Ford and said, hey, we'll sell you these cheap. 1358 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:08,000 They're going to wear out probably within six months to a year. 1359 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,960 If you want to buy them cheap and you deal with all the tire warranty issues, then you 1360 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:12,960 can have them. 1361 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,280 And Ford said, sure, we'll take them. 1362 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,760 And they started putting them on Ford Explorers. 1363 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,960 And then people would buy the car and the tire would fail. 1364 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,320 They were having rollovers, they're in blowouts. 1365 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:28,800 And then they eventually had to do a whole combined recall between Ford and Goodyear 1366 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,920 to replace all those tires. 1367 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,760 So that didn't work out the way they were. 1368 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:36,080 They were hoping to sneak all those defective tires through. 1369 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:40,400 But the thing is, everyone who bought that Ford Explorer paid for brand new, good quality 1370 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,400 tires. 1371 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:42,400 But that's not what you got. 1372 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:44,440 You got crap. 1373 00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:48,560 And there's so many things that are like that. 1374 00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:53,960 You buy the thing brand new and some of the components are just garbage. 1375 00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:58,320 And more often than not, people know it and they're like, yeah, well, that's just kind 1376 00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,320 of how it is. 1377 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,680 You buy this and then you replace that right away. 1378 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:02,680 Oh yeah. 1379 00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:06,560 But what kind of bullshit is that if you're buying something for hundreds or thousands 1380 00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:11,000 or even more and it comes with something that is just a piece of crap. 1381 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,920 It used to come with quality components, but it does it now. 1382 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:20,680 And what made it so easy to do is all the manufacturers got together and decided, let's 1383 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,160 all start doing this. 1384 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:26,280 If we're all doing it, then nobody can leave our company and go to the competition because 1385 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:27,960 they're doing it too. 1386 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:32,360 And the only place to get something that is top quality, top to bottom, through and through 1387 00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,320 is if you spend bank on it. 1388 00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:42,080 Like you get a Bentley or a top of the line Paul Reed Smith guitar that costs $8,000. 1389 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:43,480 They are not going to have chip strings. 1390 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:47,120 No, that's going to have good components all the way through. 1391 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:56,440 But when did it become okay to spend like $1,500 on your next version of your phone 1392 00:59:56,440 --> 01:00:01,680 and the charging cord is so cheap and crappy that it fails within a week? 1393 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,320 And I was going to go into that. 1394 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,000 That has happened, I would say. 1395 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:12,360 Let's see, when would you say the real smartphone came out? 1396 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:16,760 Not the Nokia that I was talking about on my elaborate prank section. 1397 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:22,720 I would say probably around mid-2000, 2005 to 2010. 1398 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,160 I would say about 2008 is when the good cord stopped. 1399 01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:33,200 It was about three to four years in because the cord was really thick. 1400 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:38,920 And the plug-in was really nice. 1401 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:42,520 Part of it I think was made by someone different than the manufacturer. 1402 01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:45,280 Like they bought these really nice cords from somewhere. 1403 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:46,960 But go ahead, I'm sorry. 1404 01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,160 Just by the way it looked I would say that. 1405 01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:55,440 And I think fairly quickly they realized people would lose the cord, they'd loan it to somebody 1406 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:59,480 not get it back, they'd close it in the car door and they were needing another one. 1407 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,520 They didn't want to spend $35 for a new high quality cord. 1408 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:03,520 That's what I was getting ready to say. 1409 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:08,400 You got to where you could walk into a 7-Eleven or a Quick Trip and buy a cord there that was 1410 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,600 cheap but it wasn't that much. 1411 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,680 Because I remember the first time I had to replace my cord I had a sticker shock. 1412 01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:15,680 I'm like what? 1413 01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:18,500 $35 for that fucking thing? 1414 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:19,880 But it was high quality. 1415 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:24,180 Now the stuff is like it's flimsy and you get it for $3. 1416 01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:28,280 And then they realized, okay people are okay buying this cheap flimsy cord for $3. 1417 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:32,360 So they started buying those $3 ones too and putting them in there. 1418 01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,840 Because they didn't want you to get a good one and then go for a cheap one afterwards 1419 01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,160 they wanted to start you with the cheap one. 1420 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,640 So then when it's time to replace it you're okay buying the cheap one. 1421 01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:45,400 Chances are they own the company that makes those too. 1422 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:51,840 So there's one component they were able to just utterly cheap out on. 1423 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:56,760 They used to come with phone cases then they realized oh people are willing to spend more 1424 01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,360 for the case so we'll just quit including it. 1425 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,720 How about remote controls? 1426 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:04,040 The same thing. 1427 01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:10,200 So there are a lot of things you buy that at least part of it is going to be cheap junk 1428 01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:17,800 throw away garbage quality and the manufacturer knows it and has no shame in it. 1429 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,640 It's like yeah go ahead buy it. 1430 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,000 Half of it is junk but what else are you going to buy? 1431 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,280 The rest of them are just like it. 1432 01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,280 That's right. 1433 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,000 You're going to have to give your money to one of us. 1434 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000 Yeah who's it going to be? 1435 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:33,680 You want to buy a high quality one there isn't any. 1436 01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:40,920 Think of the years and the money spent to convince people that they can't get along 1437 01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:47,360 without a smartphone and that has paid dividends a hundred times over. 1438 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,880 It was worth every penny they spent. 1439 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:52,640 Virtually the only people that don't think they need a smartphone are the ones that grew 1440 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:56,520 up their whole life and lived their whole life without it. 1441 01:02:56,520 --> 01:03:01,840 I would say when the smartphones really became popular 65 and over. 1442 01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:06,520 That's really the only other ones that don't because I know a lot of 60 year olds even 1443 01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,840 65 year olds now that use smartphones routinely. 1444 01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:14,360 I mean I see a lot of them using them at stores though they have like their credit card loaded 1445 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,280 on a smartphone. 1446 01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,080 I use mine to open my garage door. 1447 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:24,600 You can change channels at a hospital? 1448 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:31,440 But it used to be anybody growing up they could pretty much count on you're going to 1449 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:35,160 get married and buy a house and get a car. 1450 01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,360 A lot of that doesn't happen anymore. 1451 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:38,360 People grow up. 1452 01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:39,360 You got anything you want to say? 1453 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:40,360 What a beautiful city. 1454 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:41,360 I used to live here years ago. 1455 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:42,360 I'm back visiting the family. 1456 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,360 Oh well welcome. 1457 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:44,360 Where do you live now? 1458 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:45,360 Portland. 1459 01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:46,360 Portland Oregon? 1460 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:47,360 Yes. 1461 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,360 Oh wow you come a long ways. 1462 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:49,360 My mom lived there for many years. 1463 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:56,360 Chilver. 1464 01:03:56,360 --> 01:04:03,360 The state is still new. 1465 01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:08,360 Yeah I know I read it. 1466 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:13,360 The homeless problem is one of them. 1467 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:19,360 Older brother, oldest brother. 1468 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:23,680 What's the nature of your podcast? 1469 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,680 It's anything. 1470 01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:26,280 That's why we asked you if you want to talk about anything. 1471 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:27,280 It doesn't matter. 1472 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,500 We cover a variety of subjects. 1473 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:32,160 We don't have anything we exclusively do. 1474 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,800 We do cover a lot of the NFL and stuff like that but we just whatever. 1475 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:36,800 Yeah but fun. 1476 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:37,800 What a fun season for you. 1477 01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:38,800 Oh yeah. 1478 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:39,800 I'm a big cheese fan. 1479 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:40,800 I follow up the whole way through. 1480 01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:45,800 And I won't take anything away from the homes at all. 1481 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:46,800 But I really do. 1482 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,280 The defense was the difference. 1483 01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:50,280 The defense was the difference this year. 1484 01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:51,280 Yeah. 1485 01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:52,280 In this game. 1486 01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:53,280 Yeah. 1487 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,280 And Super Bowl 54. 1488 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:55,280 The championship and the Super Bowl. 1489 01:04:55,280 --> 01:05:00,080 Yeah and Super Bowl 54 the defense came to bat too. 1490 01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:01,080 Yes. 1491 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:06,280 Because they were all over Garoppolo and they were all over as much as you could Jaylen 1492 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:07,280 Hurts. 1493 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,280 Yeah. 1494 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:09,280 So yeah. 1495 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:18,880 So I mean the thing is we have a bunch of rookies on defense right now that are getting 1496 01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:19,880 better. 1497 01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:24,280 Yeah so I'll tell you what the organization is run top notch now. 1498 01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:25,280 And it shows. 1499 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,280 100%. 1500 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:27,280 Yeah. 1501 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:36,080 The other thing that was just so fun to watch is that the guy. 1502 01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:45,680 Well there's all the memes going around like a one legged man kicked your ass. 1503 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:48,680 And then the one. 1504 01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,080 This is on ESPN the top three quarterbacks. 1505 01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:52,080 They had Mahomes. 1506 01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:53,080 Then Burrow. 1507 01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:56,080 And then Mahomes with one leg. 1508 01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,560 Burrow had my tail. 1509 01:05:58,560 --> 01:05:59,560 Yeah. 1510 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:00,560 Yeah. 1511 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:01,560 We had a lot to say about that. 1512 01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:02,560 Yeah that was fun. 1513 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:03,560 That taught a lesson. 1514 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:04,560 I love it. 1515 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:05,560 It was okay. 1516 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:13,680 I mean I think Chris Jones had the right approach to that which was until we beat them I can't 1517 01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,680 mouth off about it. 1518 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:16,680 Yeah. 1519 01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:17,680 And that was the right approach. 1520 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:21,920 Well that take it personally is what makes a difference right there. 1521 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:25,600 But personally that game there we should have won by 10 points at least. 1522 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,840 That game we should have dominated. 1523 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:31,200 But we kept giving it back to them like we have been. 1524 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,480 Yep. 1525 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:36,280 And that's the thing that's so concerning about them is their lowest small ball that 1526 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,480 they play they bring you to their level. 1527 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:40,480 They don't let you play your level. 1528 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:41,480 Okay. 1529 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:45,320 And so they kept getting out of situations like they've been doing. 1530 01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:49,360 We should have won the game in Cincinnati but Kelsey was trying to make a play like 1531 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,280 he'd done all year. 1532 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:52,640 And I don't default him. 1533 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:54,120 That's what makes him him. 1534 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,600 So I'm glad he did. 1535 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:59,280 But because that fumble was a big key reason we lost that game. 1536 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:03,200 But him being him is why we win so many games. 1537 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:07,520 So Cincinnati finds someone to make a big play or something. 1538 01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:11,680 But like we did predictions and I said this game is going to come down to maybe the last 1539 01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,240 play and a big mistake. 1540 01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:15,240 And that's exactly what happened. 1541 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,240 Yep. 1542 01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:21,240 Yeah it was. 1543 01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:22,240 The holding call. 1544 01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:30,200 The thing about that is when the Chiefs are going down the field late in the game the 1545 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:33,600 opposing team gets scared to death because they know he's going to score and they screw 1546 01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:34,600 up. 1547 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:35,600 That's perfect. 1548 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:40,560 That is exactly what happens because that guy he like I heard all the sympathy about 1549 01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:41,560 him. 1550 01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:45,600 Oh he hurt his knee and it's like well what if that was Mahomes that hurt his knee? 1551 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:46,880 Would you feel the same way about it? 1552 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:50,640 No it was a lady hit and they protect the golden boys. 1553 01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:51,640 That's the way it is. 1554 01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:53,080 Everybody knows it. 1555 01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:58,920 Number 15 brings in much more money than number 5 or number 7. 1556 01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:00,840 That's why they protect these guys. 1557 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:04,720 Same way with what's his name Burrow. 1558 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,400 The same way with Josh Allen. 1559 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,120 The same way with Jalen Hurts. 1560 01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,640 They're untouchable per se. 1561 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:10,640 You know. 1562 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:11,640 They did a good job on that game. 1563 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,680 You tackled it 10 yards out of bounds. 1564 01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:17,840 I know it was so epic. 1565 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:22,160 So when he did that I was over at Christopher's watching the game. 1566 01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:28,480 We looked at each other and go if this kick is made we won the game and the kick was made. 1567 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:35,160 Because it was that obvious that we were just like there's a game just gave to us. 1568 01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,180 And it's the same with that holding call too. 1569 01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:38,400 The guy freaked out. 1570 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,680 He done what they teach him in defense. 1571 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,600 If you're going to get a sure touchdown hold him. 1572 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,600 It may not be called. 1573 01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,400 He turned around and pitted it too. 1574 01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:48,400 Yeah he did. 1575 01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:49,400 I get it. 1576 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,400 Profit. 1577 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,080 Well that's what they teach him. 1578 01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,400 They're saying then hold the guy. 1579 01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:55,040 He's going to get out and get. 1580 01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:57,420 But that's also what cost him the game. 1581 01:08:57,420 --> 01:08:59,840 That allowed us to run the timeout. 1582 01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:03,840 I think that it's like a machine. 1583 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,440 The home's the machine. 1584 01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:08,640 Just turns people into something that they otherwise aren't. 1585 01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,240 Meaning that you're not thinking they're nothing. 1586 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:12,520 They make mistakes. 1587 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:17,720 Well think about being a defensive coordinator and showing clips of this guy. 1588 01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:21,920 And then telling them you're going to defend this guy. 1589 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:22,920 Where do you start? 1590 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:23,920 Where do you end? 1591 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:24,920 Yeah. 1592 01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:28,560 You'd be like look this guy's probably going to beat you. 1593 01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:29,560 Just do your best. 1594 01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,560 Trying not to beat you too many times. 1595 01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:34,560 It's going to be a very interesting off season. 1596 01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:40,360 I think they just have their eye on who they want to. 1597 01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:46,680 Here's what happens. 1598 01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:49,120 I read a couple of articles on this. 1599 01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:53,680 And the reason like the New England Patriots for perennials and the Steelers worked for 1600 01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:55,560 a while and all these teams. 1601 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,640 They have ring chasers. 1602 01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:02,280 Ring chasers let it be known that they're interested in the team and they'll take less 1603 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:03,460 money. 1604 01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:07,360 So they have someone that kind of like let a little icky out in someone's ear and said 1605 01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:08,360 you know. 1606 01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:09,520 I don't think they're going to do it. 1607 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:10,520 I think they're going to draft. 1608 01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:11,520 I do too. 1609 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:12,520 I don't think they're going to sign Odell Meckham. 1610 01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:13,520 No. 1611 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:18,520 I don't think they're going to go out and get guys who are toward the end of their career. 1612 01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:21,520 They've done such a good job on the draft. 1613 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:22,520 Why should they? 1614 01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:23,520 Yeah. 1615 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:24,520 I agree 100%. 1616 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:25,520 We're not chasing an opportunity. 1617 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:30,760 How did we get Tyreek Hill, Travis Kelsey, Hardman. 1618 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,200 We drafted them all. 1619 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,960 Our best players Mahomes. 1620 01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:35,840 Our best players Chris Jones. 1621 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:36,840 Pacheco. 1622 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:37,840 Pacheco. 1623 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,480 Our best players Kareem Hunt before that. 1624 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:43,440 Our best players we drafted and I don't see them deviating from that. 1625 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:45,440 I don't think it's because they're one team. 1626 01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:48,040 It's certainly more room in the salary cap. 1627 01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,040 Oh yeah. 1628 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:50,240 Well that's the way you got to do it. 1629 01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:55,240 And another thing is we live in a world where Daniel Jones just got 160 million for four 1630 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,240 years. 1631 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:59,240 You don't hear Mahomes out there crying. 1632 01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:01,240 That's the other part. 1633 01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:04,240 What a man of character. 1634 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,600 Our 50 years was well worth it. 1635 01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:08,640 We waited. 1636 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:12,280 Between Len Dawson and Patrick Mahomes it was a long stretch. 1637 01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:20,360 I think that's another tribute to Veach because he does go after character. 1638 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:25,480 Well that's the reason that John Dorsey was on his way out and Brett Veach was in. 1639 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:29,840 Brett Veach was the guy that kept sending Andy Reid tapes to this Mahomes kid. 1640 01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,920 He kept saying we've got to sign this guy. 1641 01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:32,920 We've got to get this guy. 1642 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:33,920 We've got to draft him. 1643 01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:34,920 We've got to draft him. 1644 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:40,440 And that was almost all Veach because Dorsey liked him but didn't really press it. 1645 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:45,120 But pretty much because Brett Veach kept sending him all these little snippets of this guy, 1646 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:49,120 finally Andy Reid was like do what it takes, move up, get this guy. 1647 01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:53,120 Yeah the other part that's quite interesting is the other teams. 1648 01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:58,120 Okay some of those other very good teams are going to have to pay their players. 1649 01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:01,120 And now we're going to see how good their genes are. 1650 01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:02,120 Yeah. 1651 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,120 Yes. 1652 01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:05,120 They've got to pay a burrow. 1653 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:06,120 Yes. 1654 01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:10,120 And it's more of a buffalo is like your party. 1655 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:12,160 So this will be the real test. 1656 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,680 We're starting to see the fatal flaws. 1657 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:19,400 The flaws that are going to get them are starting to expose themselves on all these teams that 1658 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:21,200 were right behind us. 1659 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,000 That were catching up on us. 1660 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,040 That were the babies last year. 1661 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,760 Because you could not hear enough about Josh Allen. 1662 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,680 How he was the real best quarterback. 1663 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:33,120 And how the Bills were the real Super Bowl contender. 1664 01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:35,360 Or even Cincinnati. 1665 01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:38,680 You could not hear enough about those guys being propped up. 1666 01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:42,080 Then all of a sudden it's like oh wait a minute. 1667 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:43,720 Go back to Mahomes. 1668 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,160 Go ahead and just focus him on him. 1669 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:46,640 We're going to look for someone else. 1670 01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:50,360 I agree but still Cincinnati is a very good place. 1671 01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:51,360 They are. 1672 01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:54,480 Cincinnati is our competition. 1673 01:12:54,480 --> 01:13:00,280 So you have to give credit to burrows to get them to be honest. 1674 01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:04,400 But on the other hand, you know, Chiefs will sign a free agent. 1675 01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:05,400 They sign Tooney. 1676 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:06,400 They sign Orlando Brown. 1677 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:10,120 If they get the right one, they make them go. 1678 01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:13,360 Yeah and then they do stuff like Kedarius Tony. 1679 01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:14,360 Man what a pick up. 1680 01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:17,480 Can you imagine that guy if he doesn't get injured next year? 1681 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,760 His health history is not great. 1682 01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:21,760 No I know it isn't. 1683 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:28,840 But I think the Chiefs training staff and conditioning staff are better than a lot of 1684 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:31,840 the other teams in the league. 1685 01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:34,840 I would agree. 1686 01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:38,080 The NFL Players Association came out with a rating. 1687 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,640 The players rated all the franchises on that. 1688 01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:43,520 The Chiefs got a D minus on their training staff. 1689 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,520 Oh I did see that. 1690 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:48,200 But it's mostly because the head trainer, everyone hates him. 1691 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:52,920 They say the rest of the training staff is awesome and wonderful but the guy who is in 1692 01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:56,960 charge is just a real jerk and nobody can stand him. 1693 01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:01,240 And he pressures the players to hide injuries from the team. 1694 01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:04,440 I don't agree with that 100%. 1695 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:08,320 So the players came out and said, yeah the training staff is great but get rid of this 1696 01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:09,320 guy who is in charge. 1697 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:10,320 We hate him. 1698 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:13,320 So I think he is going to be... 1699 01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:21,800 You can look at the whole article online and some of it makes some sense but some of it 1700 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:22,800 doesn't. 1701 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:28,240 Some of it sounds personal like maybe he wasn't the nicest guy to talk to. 1702 01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:33,400 So I see a little bit of everything but you know what I have complete confidence in Veach 1703 01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:39,160 and Reid and I forgot the President's name. 1704 01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:44,600 Mark Donovan, I have complete trust in all of them and they will do the right thing. 1705 01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,480 If this guy needs to stay in there he will be there. 1706 01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:48,280 If he needs to go he will be gone. 1707 01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:49,280 Nice to talk to you. 1708 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:50,280 Yeah you too. 1709 01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:51,280 What's your name? 1710 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:52,280 My name is Paul. 1711 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:53,280 Paul, well welcome back. 1712 01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:54,280 When do you go back to Portland? 1713 01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:55,280 Today. 1714 01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:56,280 Oh today? 1715 01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:57,280 Oh wow 5 o'clock. 1716 01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:58,280 Oh okay. 1717 01:14:58,280 --> 01:14:59,280 Alright. 1718 01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,720 Well I hope your flight is a little bit better than my one I had in Long Beach a couple of 1719 01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:02,720 weeks ago. 1720 01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:03,720 Long Beach, California? 1721 01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:04,720 Yes. 1722 01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:05,720 Yeah I used to live there. 1723 01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:06,720 Oh okay. 1724 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:07,720 What happened in Long Beach? 1725 01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:11,280 It was the bumpiest ride I have ever encountered in my life. 1726 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:14,800 That thing was just crazy and he said because of all the storms that are coming in over 1727 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,480 there and I could not believe it. 1728 01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:21,520 I go to Long Beach and was it due to rains and rains and rains. 1729 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,720 Right now they are very grateful. 1730 01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:27,840 Yeah their drought is probably over for a little bit. 1731 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:31,080 It's going to take years for the folks to see it. 1732 01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:34,120 Oh yeah it's like me getting filtered you know. 1733 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,840 I think it's getting us on the past two. 1734 01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:37,840 Yeah all that runoff. 1735 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:38,840 I think it's mostly staying a little north. 1736 01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:39,840 It has to help everything else. 1737 01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:40,840 Alright guys stay here. 1738 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:41,840 Hey nice talking to you. 1739 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:48,840 I think California is not going to burn as much this year. 1740 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:51,840 No they are not. 1741 01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:52,840 That's right. 1742 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:56,040 You know the cool thing is this right here. 1743 01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:58,200 This is why the city market is so cool. 1744 01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,280 We don't even get the same thing at the filthy bean. 1745 01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:01,280 No huh. 1746 01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:04,040 The people here just want to talk and they have stuff to say. 1747 01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:05,520 Yeah it's very cool. 1748 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:06,520 It's awesome. 1749 01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:08,920 I went what you were talking about Orlando Brown. 1750 01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:14,680 I read yesterday that the Bears have said that no matter what it takes to sign Orlando 1751 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:16,520 Brown they are going to do it. 1752 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,480 That tells me that we need to walk on him. 1753 01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:21,880 Yeah they are pretty much telling every team go ahead and make offers but we are going 1754 01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:24,360 to outbid you because we are getting them. 1755 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:27,200 Because what was their quarterback going to sack like 55 times. 1756 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,920 Yeah well he couldn't hurt. 1757 01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:33,720 I'll put it like this if you were to rate the entire offensive line it would probably 1758 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:34,720 get the worst rating. 1759 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,400 To me it's Orlando Brown. 1760 01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:41,760 I thought on his side there was constantly leaks and loan coverages. 1761 01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:45,600 He did better this year but I don't think he's worth near the money they have been paying. 1762 01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:49,160 I think the Chiefs supported that. 1763 01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:51,960 I get it there wasn't anybody better. 1764 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:54,800 They needed somebody at least that good and they couldn't get anybody better. 1765 01:16:54,800 --> 01:17:00,040 Since they won the Super Bowl mission accomplished. 1766 01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:03,400 So now they have to look at a different way of doing it because of a lot of different 1767 01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:07,960 perspectives, not only monetary but other perspectives too. 1768 01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:14,720 Because I think they are going to grow on the stretch the field small ball. 1769 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:21,000 I mean especially with the enemy going I think that Matt Nagy is all his again. 1770 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:24,880 Yeah and if you've got a younger or rookie left tackle in there then you are going to 1771 01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:28,000 want faster quicker releases on the passes. 1772 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,320 You don't want homes hanging back there. 1773 01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:35,400 No I think they are going to play within their means and I think no matter what type of play 1774 01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:40,280 you play Mahomes can play it better. 1775 01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:44,800 It's like this who had more running yards between Jalen Hertz and Patrick Mahomes? 1776 01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:46,800 I think it was Mahomes. 1777 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,800 Like quite a bit more. 1778 01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:52,240 But who was the runner of both of them? 1779 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,000 Hertz was supposed to be the scrambling quarterback. 1780 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:57,560 He was supposed to be the guy that could just take off and tear anything out at any time. 1781 01:17:57,560 --> 01:17:58,560 Oh my god. 1782 01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:00,560 I think Mahomes was one legged. 1783 01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:01,560 Yeah. 1784 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:05,320 Oh man that was awesome. 1785 01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:09,000 That's another thing that needs to be said is beating you at your own game. 1786 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,000 Yeah. 1787 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,200 And that's what the Chiefs did very well. 1788 01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:17,640 I remember watching that game and noticing that for pretty much most of the game the 1789 01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:20,600 Eagles were taking every bit of the play clock. 1790 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:26,720 They were taking the play clock down to five seconds or so. 1791 01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:31,560 And it makes sense because you do that all game long and you add up those extra ten and 1792 01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:37,080 twelve seconds in there and that adds up to five or six minutes that Mahomes wasn't on 1793 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:38,080 the field. 1794 01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,080 They knew this too. 1795 01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:42,680 And that's the whole idea is as long as Mahomes is off the field slow down and take your time. 1796 01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:44,200 I'd call that the Bill Parcells. 1797 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:45,200 Yeah. 1798 01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:54,080 And I always thought like his quarterback harassing in your face type of play was a throwback to 1799 01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:58,360 the Bill Parcells, Marty Balls, Smash Mouth. 1800 01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:00,000 Just like get in their face. 1801 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,840 Just like rattle a him hard. 1802 01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:03,440 Throw him to the ground. 1803 01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:04,440 Scream at him. 1804 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:05,880 Tell him they're yours. 1805 01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:07,920 You know that stuff. 1806 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:14,280 And so that type of a play would pretty much confirm what I thought. 1807 01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:16,800 People were saying oh they got this new style of quarterback. 1808 01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:19,080 No it wasn't really about that. 1809 01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:27,160 It was about their defense having the most sacks ever among their defensive backs and 1810 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:30,560 whoever in their scheme. 1811 01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:37,240 Yeah that's something to watch when your defense is getting a lot of sacks. 1812 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:42,320 Is it your defense alignment just getting natural pressure or is it like safeties coming 1813 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:44,120 in on blitzes? 1814 01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:47,400 Well that's why I left it open ended. 1815 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:52,680 To me the chiefs do a little bit of all of that depending on the situation and what could 1816 01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:56,560 happen if it's a running quarterback I think it's more of a safety. 1817 01:19:56,560 --> 01:20:00,280 If it is a stable quarterback then you're going to see more of the defensive ends like 1818 01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:08,680 a Chris Jones or a Dunlop or someone like that that's going to get in there. 1819 01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:13,240 I remember back in the 80's when I started really getting into the nuts and bolts of 1820 01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:16,120 football instead of just watching it for fun. 1821 01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:25,840 I remember a show saying how they were talking about the leading tackler on the chiefs was 1822 01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:30,240 a safety. 1823 01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:33,400 It might have been Geron Cherry at the time. 1824 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:34,400 Probably Geron Cherry. 1825 01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:37,200 I think there was another one that was Kevin Porter. 1826 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,200 Kevin Porter. 1827 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:39,800 Yeah I can't remember. 1828 01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:40,800 There was Kevin Ross too. 1829 01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:43,960 I can't remember which one was a corner and which one was a safety. 1830 01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:49,480 It also depended on their speed because if you had a slower one that was in the middle 1831 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:54,680 there out of necessity and not because he could just do it. 1832 01:20:54,680 --> 01:21:00,240 The point they were making they were saying that the leading tackler is in the secondary 1833 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:05,360 and they say what that means is the opposing team is getting past your linemen, past your 1834 01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:08,840 linebackers and into your secondary before somebody can tackle them. 1835 01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:11,120 That's how come we were so horrible. 1836 01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:15,400 So at the first I thought oh that's interesting and then they said what it meant. 1837 01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:21,240 It's like oh yeah if your D tackles are getting a lot of tackles then that means that they 1838 01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:23,280 are stopping plays cold. 1839 01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:26,880 But if your free safety is making a lot of tackles that means they are getting 20 yards 1840 01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:27,880 down the field. 1841 01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:34,600 Yeah who was the mid 80's we went to the playoffs one time in the 80's. 1842 01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:36,600 It might have been 84, 85. 1843 01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:37,600 86. 1844 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:38,600 It was 86. 1845 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:44,760 It was a year after Royals went to the World Series and won it against the Cardinals. 1846 01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:46,960 Trying to think of who the quarterback was. 1847 01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,400 Was it Bill Kenny still? 1848 01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:52,440 I think by 86 Kenny was gone. 1849 01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:57,440 I can't remember if Blackledge was still there. 1850 01:21:57,440 --> 01:22:00,440 Blackledge was a raft in 84 so he probably was still there. 1851 01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:03,080 Maybe it was Bill Kenny. 1852 01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:10,880 I don't remember who the quarterback was. 1853 01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:15,880 I don't think he was all that great. 1854 01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:18,640 Yep they were 10 and 6 second in the AOC. 1855 01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:23,720 Yeah they squeaked into the playoffs on the strength of their special teams. 1856 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:24,720 It was Bill Kenny. 1857 01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:25,720 Okay. 1858 01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:32,520 You want to hear his stats? 1859 01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:36,080 161 for 308 attempts. 1860 01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:39,080 That's like half. 1861 01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:41,040 1922 yards. 1862 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,760 Pretty mediocre. 1863 01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:48,320 They had Joe Delaney as a runner so he took some of that off. 1864 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,800 But not all of it. 1865 01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:55,080 13 touchdowns, 11 interceptions and 18 rushes. 1866 01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:57,680 18 yards rushing. 1867 01:22:57,680 --> 01:23:00,520 So not only could he not throw but he couldn't run either. 1868 01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:07,640 Wow 13 and 11 that's pretty close to the same number of touchdowns and interceptions. 1869 01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:14,760 Their leading receiver was Stephon Page at 829 yards. 1870 01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:17,720 Second was Carlos Carson for 497. 1871 01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:19,680 I remember him. 1872 01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:25,560 And then the other ones I'm not even going to mention. 1873 01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:35,200 I remember Larry Moriarty and Herman Herd were running backs back then. 1874 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:38,280 Lead sacker is a guy named Pete Koch. 1875 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:43,280 No no no Bill Moss. 1876 01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:44,280 Seven sacks. 1877 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:45,280 I remember Bill. 1878 01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:46,280 Number 63. 1879 01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:47,280 Yeah old Moss. 1880 01:23:47,280 --> 01:23:49,600 And Pete Koch was the second one at 5.5. 1881 01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:51,560 Lewis Cooper was the third at 4.5. 1882 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:52,560 Oh he's a linebacker. 1883 01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:55,480 Oh no Art Still was 10 and a half sacks. 1884 01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:57,320 Had a pretty good defense actually. 1885 01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:58,320 Not bad for back then. 1886 01:23:58,320 --> 01:23:59,320 Yeah. 1887 01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:00,320 Let me see. 1888 01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:04,720 As I recall the offense was pretty bad but the defense was okay and the special teams 1889 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:05,720 were crazy. 1890 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:06,720 Yeah. 1891 01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:07,720 Yep. 1892 01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:10,520 And they were blocking kicks and running kicks back. 1893 01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:11,520 That was right. 1894 01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:12,520 That was it. 1895 01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:13,520 Okay let's see. 1896 01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:19,400 Well I'm trying to find some of these here. 1897 01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:21,440 Let's see. 1898 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:26,440 1986 running backs. 1899 01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:35,440 A lot of birds. 1900 01:24:35,440 --> 01:24:36,440 Yes. 1901 01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:39,440 Especially when I'm looking up running backs. 1902 01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:40,440 Yeah. 1903 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:47,000 Let's see there was a Todd McNair for a while. 1904 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:48,000 Yep. 1905 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,000 Played for the Chiefs. 1906 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,000 Mmm. 1907 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,000 Okay. 1908 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:52,440 So a Todd McNair and a Steve McNair. 1909 01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:53,920 One was a quarterback for the Titans. 1910 01:24:53,920 --> 01:25:01,000 The other was a Chief. 1911 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:04,480 I think Joe Delaney may have already passed away. 1912 01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:05,480 I don't see him on here. 1913 01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:06,480 Yeah. 1914 01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:07,620 I think he had one season. 1915 01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:08,620 That was it? 1916 01:25:08,620 --> 01:25:09,620 Just one season? 1917 01:25:09,620 --> 01:25:15,000 I think it was just one season and then in the off season he drowned saving some kids. 1918 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:16,000 Yes. 1919 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:24,000 I think it was Herman Herd, Bruce King, Ken Lacey, Mike Pruitt is the one I remember. 1920 01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,000 Yeah. 1921 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,000 Hmm. 1922 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:35,800 See it was Carl, I think Carlos Carson came out once to a clip where my band was playing 1923 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:37,440 and we started talking about football. 1924 01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:38,440 He was a good player. 1925 01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:42,240 And it was odd that he really wasn't all that big. 1926 01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:48,760 I mean for an 80s wide receiver nowadays they're all closer to 7 feet but he was right around 1927 01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:50,240 6 feet maybe a little more. 1928 01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:51,240 Except for Hill. 1929 01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:52,240 I think Hill. 1930 01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:53,240 Yeah. 1931 01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:54,240 He's like 4 foot 2. 1932 01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:55,240 Yep. 1933 01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:59,160 But yeah some of those older football players were like these guys really weren't all that 1934 01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:00,160 big. 1935 01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:02,280 It was something else. 1936 01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:04,920 Now there's these big genetic freaks that are huge. 1937 01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:07,160 Oh wow I was way off with Delaney. 1938 01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:08,160 He died in 1983. 1939 01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:11,320 Yeah I thought he was a little earlier. 1940 01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:12,320 In Monroe, Indiana. 1941 01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:13,320 Wow. 1942 01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:14,320 Yep. 1943 01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:17,560 And I remember he was saving kids. 1944 01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:20,760 That's why you will never see a number 37 in a Chiefs uniform. 1945 01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:21,760 And there should be. 1946 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:22,760 It should be. 1947 01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:23,760 Yeah it should be. 1948 01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:24,760 Okay. 1949 01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:26,880 Okay he had two seasons for the Chiefs. 1950 01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:27,880 Two. 1951 01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:28,880 Okay. 1952 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:33,360 He had 329 carries for 1501 yards and only 3 touchdowns. 1953 01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:37,200 He was selected to play one Pro Bowl. 1954 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,880 Wow they must not have handed him the ball down to the goal line. 1955 01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:40,880 I guess not. 1956 01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:46,080 You know for a while there it was common for a team to have one running back they would 1957 01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:50,840 use between the 20's and then a different one they'd use down near the goal line. 1958 01:26:50,840 --> 01:27:02,640 His 1981 season he had 1121 yards 15.6 attempts per goal. 1959 01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:05,000 15.6 yards. 1960 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:06,000 Wow. 1961 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:09,400 No no no that's some other stat. 1962 01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:10,400 I'm sorry. 1963 01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:12,320 He had a super carry 4.8 which is very good. 1964 01:27:12,320 --> 01:27:13,320 That is good yeah. 1965 01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:17,640 Now in 1982 did he die in the middle of the season? 1966 01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:19,840 No it was during the off season. 1967 01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:26,240 In 1982 he only had 8 games played 95 attempts 380 yards. 1968 01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:27,840 Maybe he got hurt. 1969 01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:29,840 He must have got hurt. 1970 01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:30,840 Yeah. 1971 01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:31,840 Okay. 1972 01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:32,840 Interesting. 1973 01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:37,800 He was 5'10", 184 pounds so he was a big guy. 1974 01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:38,800 Physical. 1975 01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:39,800 Yeah. 1976 01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:44,360 I think in the 80's they still used to pull back a lot down the goal line so the running 1977 01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:48,120 back or half back wouldn't necessarily get a lot of touchdowns because they had a short 1978 01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:52,880 yard specialist guy coming down there and pounding him. 1979 01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:53,880 Yeah. 1980 01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:55,120 Yep let's see here. 1981 01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:56,840 Christian Akwai. 1982 01:27:56,840 --> 01:27:59,520 You know how many yards he had his greatest season? 1983 01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:02,440 1989 he had 1480 yards. 1984 01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:05,440 Wow that's a lot. 1985 01:28:05,440 --> 01:28:13,080 Yeah 1990 he had 805, 1991 he had 1031. 1986 01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:14,840 So he got injured quite a bit. 1987 01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:15,840 Yeah. 1988 01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:16,840 Let's see here. 1989 01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:21,640 There was that one game that Akwai and Barry Ward both went over 100 yards rushing. 1990 01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:22,640 Oh yeah. 1991 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:23,640 Now yeah. 1992 01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:27,960 Barry Ward actually became the predominant rusher. 1993 01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:29,760 Yeah he was the better running back. 1994 01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:32,720 Yeah Akwai was hurt quite a bit. 1995 01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:36,320 The Koye could basically go in one direction and just get faster. 1996 01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:39,800 He couldn't change, he couldn't cut back, he couldn't maneuver. 1997 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:44,400 So once defenses figured him out they were like if we can get him going one direction 1998 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:45,400 he can never change. 1999 01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:48,560 So that's how they handled the Koye. 2000 01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:49,560 Yep. 2001 01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:53,760 And Barry Ward was able to change direction a little better. 2002 01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:54,880 Yeah yep. 2003 01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:58,480 The Ward was out like you said once you stopped him you hit him at the knees and knocked him 2004 01:28:58,480 --> 01:29:01,720 down and they started getting to him very well actually. 2005 01:29:01,720 --> 01:29:08,240 Okay what was Derrick Thomas' greatest season and how many sacks did he have? 2006 01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:12,960 Oh I'm going to say 18 and a half sacks. 2007 01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:14,960 He had 20 sacks in 1990. 2008 01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:15,960 Close. 2009 01:29:15,960 --> 01:29:16,960 Really close. 2010 01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:20,160 His second greatest season how many did he have? 2011 01:29:20,160 --> 01:29:23,520 I'll say 18 and a half. 2012 01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:24,520 14 and a half. 2013 01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:25,520 14 oh okay. 2014 01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:26,520 In 92. 2015 01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:31,960 There was that one game against the Seahawks he was trying to set the single game sack 2016 01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:33,640 record but he didn't quite get it. 2017 01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:36,560 And if he had gotten it that would have sealed the victory too. 2018 01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:38,000 The Seahawks wound up winning. 2019 01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:39,840 Yeah they did I remember that. 2020 01:29:39,840 --> 01:29:43,320 I was out deer hunting with my brother and we were more interested in listening to the 2021 01:29:43,320 --> 01:29:47,360 game on the radio than seeing a Bambi was wandering across the field. 2022 01:29:47,360 --> 01:29:50,960 Did you know he only had one interception in his entire career? 2023 01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:51,960 Had 20? 2024 01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:56,360 Yeah I don't remember Derrick Thomas ever really intercepting. 2025 01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:59,440 The 20 fumble recoveries. 2026 01:29:59,440 --> 01:30:02,640 Four for touchdowns and three safeties. 2027 01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:03,640 Cool. 2028 01:30:03,640 --> 01:30:06,400 He has a pretty impressive career. 2029 01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:11,040 His lowest number was 1999 seven sacks. 2030 01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:15,200 He must have been injured because he played that whole season. 2031 01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:20,200 He got in the wreck trying to get to the airport to go to the championship game at St. Louis 2032 01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:21,360 that year. 2033 01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:28,800 I remember that year in the 80s when the Giants won the Super Bowl with Bill Parcells. 2034 01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:31,800 The second time. 2035 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:38,280 The Lawrence Taylor was on the Jim Rhoames show one day talking about that. 2036 01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:43,120 I forget who the Giants beat in the Super Bowl that one time. 2037 01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:45,560 Some AFC team of course. 2038 01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:53,040 LT said he admitted that the night before the game he and his friends. 2039 01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:56,000 Was it the Bengals? 2040 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,960 Bengals played the 49ers in the Super Bowl. 2041 01:30:58,960 --> 01:30:59,960 Oh that's right. 2042 01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:00,960 That's right. 2043 01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:06,240 Yeah that's the boomer of size. 2044 01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:10,560 LT said that he and some of the teammates got their money together and called a call 2045 01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:18,560 girl and had her go to the hotel room of the other team's best player and just wear his 2046 01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:19,560 ass out. 2047 01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:21,600 Oh I did see that. 2048 01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:23,560 Wear his ass out having sex all night. 2049 01:31:23,560 --> 01:31:24,560 And he had a horrible game. 2050 01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:25,560 And he had a horrible game. 2051 01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:29,080 LT was so proud of that. 2052 01:31:29,080 --> 01:31:33,920 And there again human trafficking. 2053 01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:34,920 Everyone who idolizes LT. 2054 01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:35,920 That wasn't mentioned was it? 2055 01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:36,920 No. 2056 01:31:36,920 --> 01:31:40,000 Jim Rhoames just laughed his ass off about it. 2057 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:41,000 That's human trafficking. 2058 01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:44,000 They bought a human being for several hours. 2059 01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:45,000 That's fucked up isn't it? 2060 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:46,000 That's disgusting. 2061 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:47,000 Yeah. 2062 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:50,640 But everyone giggles about how cute it was that Lawrence Taylor did that. 2063 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:51,640 That's awful. 2064 01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:52,640 Actually it is. 2065 01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:53,640 It is. 2066 01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:54,640 It's really awful. 2067 01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:57,440 You know on a slightly different note. 2068 01:31:57,440 --> 01:32:01,360 You ever look at people and think they look like a bag of lettuce? 2069 01:32:01,360 --> 01:32:04,600 Yeah I can kind of see that with some people. 2070 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:06,680 Well I do. 2071 01:32:06,680 --> 01:32:09,400 And here's the people I compiled up. 2072 01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:10,400 Okay. 2073 01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:14,680 My number one is Renee Zellwiger. 2074 01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:15,680 Yeah. 2075 01:32:15,680 --> 01:32:17,840 She looks like a bag of lettuce. 2076 01:32:17,840 --> 01:32:19,920 She's about the most bland person anymore. 2077 01:32:19,920 --> 01:32:22,640 That plastic surgery was a bad mistake. 2078 01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:24,680 Looks like a bag of lettuce and acts like one too. 2079 01:32:24,680 --> 01:32:28,600 Yeah she's about as exciting as a turnip sandwich. 2080 01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:32,160 Yeah that's about it. 2081 01:32:32,160 --> 01:32:34,400 Number two is Patrick Duffy. 2082 01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:36,560 Oh yeah that guy's boring as hell. 2083 01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:42,040 Didn't he do, he was on Dallas but didn't he also play Man From Atlantis? 2084 01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:43,040 Yes he did. 2085 01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:46,000 He even looked more like a bag of lettuce on Man From Atlantis. 2086 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:49,000 Yeah they're humping fish. 2087 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:56,760 Man From Atlantis is one step below awkward man. 2088 01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:57,760 Did I say David Mearn? 2089 01:32:57,760 --> 01:32:59,920 No you haven't said David Mearn yet. 2090 01:32:59,920 --> 01:33:00,920 Okay. 2091 01:33:00,920 --> 01:33:04,920 David Mearn of his ABC World News tonight. 2092 01:33:04,920 --> 01:33:06,640 Oh yeah talking head. 2093 01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:07,640 Yeah yeah. 2094 01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:13,320 He looks like a bag of lettuce and talks like a bag of lettuce. 2095 01:33:13,320 --> 01:33:14,720 The ex-prince Andrew. 2096 01:33:14,720 --> 01:33:15,720 Oh yeah. 2097 01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:17,720 He looks like an angry bag of lettuce. 2098 01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:19,240 Yes that doesn't sweat. 2099 01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:21,240 Yeah that doesn't sweat. 2100 01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:26,360 So it couldn't be him guys. 2101 01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:30,480 The last one I have, I didn't get very far on this but I just thought it deserved honorable 2102 01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:32,160 mention today. 2103 01:33:32,160 --> 01:33:33,160 Chris Chandler. 2104 01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:34,160 Yeah. 2105 01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:38,120 And our quarterback talk and Jim Roan talk just remind me. 2106 01:33:38,120 --> 01:33:39,120 Yeah. 2107 01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:40,120 Yeah. 2108 01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:41,120 Yep. 2109 01:33:41,120 --> 01:33:50,400 And anyhow it is now, let's see, today's the 13th of March, it is 2 12 p.m. and Laura 2110 01:33:50,400 --> 01:33:53,400 Lightfoot is still not mayor of Chicago. 2111 01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:54,400 Oh. 2112 01:33:54,400 --> 01:34:04,080 Well you know they said the murder rate actually went down a little bit in Chicago. 2113 01:34:04,080 --> 01:34:05,080 Yeah. 2114 01:34:05,080 --> 01:34:07,040 But all other violent crime went way up. 2115 01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:10,320 So whatever she was doing just didn't work. 2116 01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:13,440 I can see the same thing happening here in KC too. 2117 01:34:13,440 --> 01:34:18,200 Got all this stuff going on but crime is out of control. 2118 01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:20,640 And you think people aren't paying attention? 2119 01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:21,640 Look at Chicago. 2120 01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:26,360 It's coming for all these other people that are out there smiling and trying to defund 2121 01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:29,480 the cops and thinking this is all cute and that's all cute. 2122 01:34:29,480 --> 01:34:30,480 Yeah. 2123 01:34:30,480 --> 01:34:31,480 Yeah. 2124 01:34:31,480 --> 01:34:33,180 So we'll see how this one turns out. 2125 01:34:33,180 --> 01:34:41,880 So many politicians in charge of large metropolitan areas in this country are just letting themselves 2126 01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:45,800 be blown whichever way public opinion blows them. 2127 01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:46,800 Or they think. 2128 01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:47,800 Yeah. 2129 01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:48,800 They think they know. 2130 01:34:48,800 --> 01:34:51,800 They get a focus group together and say what do the people want? 2131 01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:53,600 What are the people who are going to vote for me next time? 2132 01:34:53,600 --> 01:34:54,600 Obviously they don't really know. 2133 01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:55,600 Yeah. 2134 01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:59,880 They think they do but they don't because if they did know they wouldn't have, they 2135 01:34:59,880 --> 01:35:01,400 wouldn't be losing like they are. 2136 01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:08,360 Yeah, it's definitely an imprecise method but like any other business who wants to stay 2137 01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:12,680 in business they say what do our customers want and how do we get it to them. 2138 01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:17,960 Another problem with Laura Lightfoot is she's not likeable anyhow. 2139 01:35:17,960 --> 01:35:19,600 No really redeeming qualities. 2140 01:35:19,600 --> 01:35:22,160 Kind of a nasty little bitter bitch. 2141 01:35:22,160 --> 01:35:28,480 And you know for everyone's supposed lip service about everyone is beautiful. 2142 01:35:28,480 --> 01:35:33,560 Laura Lightfoot is physically unattractive and she's paying a price because of that. 2143 01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:37,560 If she were gorgeous people would have given her a pass on a lot of this stuff. 2144 01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:39,560 She would have been allotted a lot of different ones. 2145 01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:42,520 But I'm not talking about her physical looks though. 2146 01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:44,520 No, I'm just saying that matters. 2147 01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:45,520 No, it does matter. 2148 01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:51,120 It's not supposed to but the same people who say everyone's beautiful are saying ew I don't 2149 01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:52,120 like the way she looks. 2150 01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:53,120 Get her out. 2151 01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:54,120 Yep. 2152 01:35:54,120 --> 01:35:57,120 Yep, I agree. 2153 01:35:57,120 --> 01:36:03,480 No, if she was a good looking woman she would have been allotted a lot more leniency on 2154 01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:04,680 how everything was going. 2155 01:36:04,680 --> 01:36:06,000 That's just the way it works. 2156 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:07,080 Beautiful people get a pass. 2157 01:36:07,080 --> 01:36:08,080 They do. 2158 01:36:08,080 --> 01:36:12,360 It's our society and how our society's been raised. 2159 01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:16,160 We've been trained to accept this as real. 2160 01:36:16,160 --> 01:36:20,640 If Roseanne Barr looked like Scarlett Johansson she could have said what she said and still 2161 01:36:20,640 --> 01:36:21,640 had a TV show. 2162 01:36:21,640 --> 01:36:22,640 You're right. 2163 01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:26,200 But because she looks like Roseanne Barr they wouldn't put up with it. 2164 01:36:26,200 --> 01:36:30,400 Isn't it like the family guy that does a spoof on good looking guy? 2165 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