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We keep 00:01:26.599 --> 00:01:31.159 it simple in this universe. Three, two, one, 00:01:31.319 --> 00:01:40.079 and go. Two douchebags and a microphone? We don't 00:01:40.079 --> 00:01:43.319 stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead 00:01:43.319 --> 00:01:46.480 and assume we got the story wrong. At least we 00:01:46.480 --> 00:01:49.799 admit it. Not like all those other guys, we can 00:01:49.799 --> 00:01:54.239 and will lie if it makes the story better. Two 00:01:54.239 --> 00:02:56.770 douchebags and a microphone? Push bags and microphone 00:02:56.770 --> 00:03:00.210 in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer 00:03:00.210 --> 00:03:06.370 you first world problems. My driver's license 00:03:06.370 --> 00:03:10.229 picture makes me look older. I'm calling a lawyer. 00:03:10.969 --> 00:03:14.389 Hey, peeps, it's time for the police blotter. 00:03:14.750 --> 00:03:18.069 That's right. Stories about stupid criminals 00:03:18.069 --> 00:03:22.289 and the dumb assness that ensued. Let us begin 00:03:22.289 --> 00:03:26.750 now. Dean Young, 26, entered a parked landscaping 00:03:26.750 --> 00:03:29.509 van in Hialeah, Florida, allegedly to steal the 00:03:29.509 --> 00:03:32.650 tools in the inside. He accidentally locked himself 00:03:32.650 --> 00:03:34.810 inside the van and begins screaming for someone 00:03:34.810 --> 00:03:36.949 to let him out. The landscapers heard the man's 00:03:36.949 --> 00:03:38.729 screams and promptly called the police where 00:03:38.729 --> 00:03:40.830 he was arrested for breaking and entering a vehicle 00:03:40.830 --> 00:03:44.030 and for attempted theft. This guy gets a stupid 00:03:44.030 --> 00:03:48.729 pendant pronto. Swimming in toxic masculinity 00:03:48.729 --> 00:03:51.409 and wiping their ass with politically correct 00:03:51.409 --> 00:03:54.840 wash rags. Douchebags in a microphone, invade 00:03:54.840 --> 00:04:02.460 your ear holes in 3, 2, 1. Hey there. We all 00:04:02.460 --> 00:04:05.099 have those annoying co -workers that do nothing. 00:04:06.340 --> 00:04:08.620 There's nothing we can do about it because HR 00:04:08.620 --> 00:04:11.699 departments are running scared of lawyers. So 00:04:11.699 --> 00:04:13.780 we have to work with these worthless pieces of 00:04:13.780 --> 00:04:17.100 garbage. But we have to communicate about them 00:04:17.100 --> 00:04:20.300 without them knowing about it. Here at Two Douchebags 00:04:20.300 --> 00:04:22.379 Microphone, we developed a way that you can speak 00:04:22.379 --> 00:04:24.579 about them right in front of them without them 00:04:24.579 --> 00:04:28.040 knowing about it. Stay tuned. First code name, 00:04:28.540 --> 00:04:31.399 Absolute Zero. They contribute nothing and effectively 00:04:31.399 --> 00:04:35.600 stop all molecular motion in the project. Dark 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:38.120 matter. You know they're there. They take up 00:04:38.120 --> 00:04:40.560 space, but they provide no light and cannot be 00:04:40.560 --> 00:04:44.879 observed doing actual work. Static. High noise. 00:04:45.019 --> 00:04:49.069 Zero signal. Stays in one place. Event Horizon. 00:04:49.569 --> 00:04:52.750 Once a task enters their orbit, it is never seen 00:04:52.750 --> 00:04:56.310 again. How about Buffer? They take 20 minutes 00:04:56.310 --> 00:05:01.189 to process a 5 second request. The Screensaver. 00:05:01.550 --> 00:05:03.649 Looks like they're working, but as soon as you 00:05:03.649 --> 00:05:07.850 touch them, they disappear. Cloud Mode. Just 00:05:07.850 --> 00:05:09.910 floating around, vague, and nobody knows what 00:05:09.910 --> 00:05:14.410 they actually do. And finally, 404. Task not 00:05:14.410 --> 00:05:18.540 found. Stay tuned for more of these gems. Have 00:05:18.540 --> 00:05:20.060 you ever wondered what something came about? 00:05:20.300 --> 00:05:22.300 Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, 00:05:22.439 --> 00:05:25.480 I wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so 00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:29.439 have we. That's why we give you The Origin Of. 00:05:29.980 --> 00:05:33.519 The Coca -Cola Company introduced Pepo, marketed 00:05:33.519 --> 00:05:39.220 as a pepper -type soda. In early 1972, the beverage, 00:05:39.519 --> 00:05:42.360 then only sold in Memphis, Tennessee market, 00:05:42.680 --> 00:05:46.959 drew ire from the Dr. Pepper Company. Who sued 00:05:46.959 --> 00:05:50.399 the Coca -Cola company for trademark infringement? 00:05:50.600 --> 00:05:53.959 In June of that year, as the litigation continued, 00:05:54.439 --> 00:05:58.680 Coca -Cola modified the Pepo formula and reintroduced 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:02.959 it as Mr. Pibb. The new makeover was marketed 00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:06.980 as a spicy cherry cola and not a pepper -type 00:06:06.980 --> 00:06:10.980 drink. The new formula was sold primarily in 00:06:10.980 --> 00:06:14.629 Coke soda fountains, but was soon bottled. and 00:06:14.629 --> 00:06:18.910 sold with most of the Coke products. Today, Mr. 00:06:19.069 --> 00:06:22.670 Pibb was reintroduced after it was rebranded 00:06:22.670 --> 00:06:28.209 Pibb Extra in the early 2000s. And now we look 00:06:28.209 --> 00:06:30.769 in on the adventures of the technical explanation 00:06:30.769 --> 00:06:34.790 guy. Excuse me, my dear sir. Could you please 00:06:34.790 --> 00:06:37.589 put my plain bread in a small countertop appliance 00:06:37.589 --> 00:06:39.889 with heating elements that would spring -loaded 00:06:39.889 --> 00:06:42.850 and would brown my bread adequately? Well, first 00:06:42.850 --> 00:06:45.620 off, I'm not a waiter. I'm just a guy over there 00:06:45.620 --> 00:06:48.699 sitting at the table having a drink. Second off, 00:06:48.759 --> 00:06:50.660 are you talking about someone toasting your bread? 00:06:51.079 --> 00:06:53.720 Why, yes. Yes, I am. I'm talking about my bread 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:55.879 being toasted. Then why don't you just ask for 00:06:55.879 --> 00:06:58.519 your bread to be toasted, you dumb bastard? The 00:06:58.519 --> 00:07:02.920 hell's wrong with you? This is Joshua Belmont, 00:07:02.980 --> 00:07:05.779 your food for thought man on The Hustle. So I 00:07:05.779 --> 00:07:07.860 just realized a genius that gets absolutely no 00:07:07.860 --> 00:07:11.319 credit. His name is Marshall Taylor. he is credited 00:07:11.319 --> 00:07:13.639 with the first bag of salad mix that was bagged 00:07:13.639 --> 00:07:17.939 and sold yesterday was his birthday i believe 00:07:17.939 --> 00:07:20.740 he is still alive this guy's genius will never 00:07:20.740 --> 00:07:24.040 be fully appreciated before this ban we settled 00:07:24.040 --> 00:07:26.500 for iceberg lettuce with maybe a couple of croutons 00:07:26.500 --> 00:07:29.439 and some cheese was mr taylor satisfied with 00:07:29.439 --> 00:07:32.860 that hell no He realized that Billy Americana 00:07:32.860 --> 00:07:34.819 would never go out and buy a couple of radishes, 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:37.279 a couple of carrots, a head of purple cabbage, 00:07:37.439 --> 00:07:40.100 maybe snow peas, and possibly some cute romaine 00:07:40.100 --> 00:07:43.980 bladders for extra bougie. Mr. Taylor, you should 00:07:43.980 --> 00:07:57.199 have a national holiday. And we're off. all right 00:07:57.199 --> 00:08:00.920 um hi everybody this is two douchebags and microphone 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:04.779 uh alternate universe edition and also quite 00:08:04.779 --> 00:08:06.519 a bit of the sports bastards too because we do 00:08:06.519 --> 00:08:09.160 have some sports stuff coming up yeah so draft 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:12.560 is pretty soon so yes it is so put your uh put 00:08:12.560 --> 00:08:15.040 your fucking pants on and let's go all right 00:08:15.040 --> 00:08:17.540 and if you have your pants on take them off What 00:08:17.540 --> 00:08:19.259 did Dick Vermeule say? He's time to put your 00:08:19.259 --> 00:08:21.279 big boy pants on and go to work. The diaper. 00:08:21.399 --> 00:08:24.420 And Larry Johnson flipped a wig and was like, 00:08:24.420 --> 00:08:26.959 dude, it's a fucking expression. Come on now. 00:08:27.300 --> 00:08:30.199 But he's become a good guy since then, and I 00:08:30.199 --> 00:08:33.240 support him 100%. That's good. And it rained 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:35.080 quite a bit. I can see the rivers up a little 00:08:35.080 --> 00:08:37.799 bit. We are at the Rock Island Bridge once again. 00:08:37.799 --> 00:08:40.480 We love this place. It's nice, nice, nice, nice. 00:08:40.799 --> 00:08:43.539 Yeah. One of these days we'll be here on a sunny 00:08:43.539 --> 00:08:47.809 day. Yeah, that would be nice and warm. Yes, 00:08:47.830 --> 00:08:50.409 we've been here twice, so it's been a little 00:08:50.409 --> 00:08:52.789 cloudy, a little cool, a little windy, but what 00:08:52.789 --> 00:08:56.429 the heck, it's April. Yeah. April in Kansas City, 00:08:56.549 --> 00:08:57.429 you've got to figure that kind of stuff. April 00:08:57.429 --> 00:09:02.509 in Kansas City is anything you want. Yes. Well, 00:09:03.690 --> 00:09:05.769 we have some fun stuff on the show today. As 00:09:05.769 --> 00:09:08.629 you said, some sports stuff. I also have a list 00:09:08.629 --> 00:09:10.730 of some of the silliest laws that are still... 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:13.360 On the books in Kansas, and since the Rock Island 00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:15.179 Bridge is here in Kansas, I thought that would 00:09:15.179 --> 00:09:17.059 be appropriate. Yep, although a lot of people 00:09:17.059 --> 00:09:19.440 do not know that. No, no, as soon as you walk 00:09:19.440 --> 00:09:21.200 on the entrance, you're basically in Kansas. 00:09:21.759 --> 00:09:25.679 So remember that all the Kansas laws apply as 00:09:25.679 --> 00:09:29.259 far as adult beverages and smoking things. Yeah, 00:09:29.360 --> 00:09:32.580 and smoking things, yep. How about the boys are 00:09:32.580 --> 00:09:34.799 back in town? Is that a pretty good little track 00:09:34.799 --> 00:09:38.090 to put our... Or a little Facebook stamp on, 00:09:38.190 --> 00:09:41.029 let everybody know we're here. Yeah. I think 00:09:41.029 --> 00:09:44.970 so, too. The boys are back. The boys are back. 00:09:45.070 --> 00:09:47.509 Nice little fast rock shuffle. Yeah. I like it. 00:09:47.909 --> 00:09:53.169 Phil Lynott. Very talented bassist. Yep. Singer. 00:09:53.350 --> 00:09:56.190 I heard the other day... Oops. Uh -oh. Your thing 00:09:56.190 --> 00:09:59.210 fell down. It sure did. Damn it. I got to get 00:09:59.210 --> 00:10:02.710 my thing back in. Hang with us. If I can get 00:10:02.710 --> 00:10:04.809 the thing, it's on the ground. I heard the other 00:10:04.809 --> 00:10:08.019 day that... All right, things back in. Yeah. 00:10:08.259 --> 00:10:10.600 Thin Lizzy really didn't get going until they 00:10:10.600 --> 00:10:13.139 hired those two guitar players to go do their 00:10:13.139 --> 00:10:15.659 dueling guitar stuff back and forth. I can completely 00:10:15.659 --> 00:10:17.899 believe that because that was kind of like their 00:10:17.899 --> 00:10:20.320 sound. Yeah, the harmonized solos. They both 00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:22.559 had Les Pauls, and they both had, I think, the 00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:25.360 same amp, so it just sounded really cohesive 00:10:25.360 --> 00:10:28.220 when they did that. I got a little story here 00:10:28.220 --> 00:10:31.809 about reviews on 1587. And that would be the 00:10:31.809 --> 00:10:35.850 prime steakhouse for Patrick Mahomes and Travis 00:10:35.850 --> 00:10:40.269 Kelsey, allegedly own it. Yes. So, okay, here 00:10:40.269 --> 00:10:46.230 is the most poignant one, the most relevant piercing. 00:10:46.870 --> 00:10:52.370 But there's, by far and large... Many more complaints 00:10:52.370 --> 00:10:54.970 or disappointments than there was compliments. 00:10:55.309 --> 00:10:57.970 And I simply pose this question. Should Travis 00:10:57.970 --> 00:11:00.389 and Patrick reevaluate having their name on the 00:11:00.389 --> 00:11:03.490 restaurant? The reviews are more than 80 % negative 00:11:03.490 --> 00:11:06.929 to flat out horrible. I'm not surprised. The 00:11:06.929 --> 00:11:09.210 one that I want to read here is underwhelming 00:11:09.210 --> 00:11:11.409 for the price. The food was good but not better 00:11:11.409 --> 00:11:15.159 than any other KC Steakhouse's like... 801 jay 00:11:15.159 --> 00:11:17.600 gilbert stock hill or solvins or my favorite 00:11:17.600 --> 00:11:19.840 jess and jim's i like jay gilbert's pretty well 00:11:19.840 --> 00:11:21.980 jay gilbert's is excellent really good i got 00:11:21.980 --> 00:11:25.919 a gift card there once yeah solvins i'm not so 00:11:25.919 --> 00:11:30.700 crazy about yeah the the service was excellent 00:11:30.700 --> 00:11:33.980 the ambience was wonderful but the initial entry 00:11:33.980 --> 00:11:37.000 to the restaurant with multiple check -ins. It 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:39.539 is set up in a very pretentious and snobbish 00:11:39.539 --> 00:11:42.200 manner, attempting to make it more prestigious 00:11:42.200 --> 00:11:45.039 than necessary. These are football players, people. 00:11:45.259 --> 00:11:47.820 Football players. There have also been several 00:11:47.820 --> 00:11:51.039 controversies associated with it, like claiming 00:11:51.039 --> 00:11:53.860 they use local products, i .e. shadow, when the 00:11:53.860 --> 00:11:55.919 company's released statements indicating that 00:11:55.919 --> 00:11:58.659 they are not. I didn't know about that. So if 00:11:58.659 --> 00:12:00.559 this is true, we don't know if this is true or 00:12:00.559 --> 00:12:03.539 not. This is what I read. It is cool to say I 00:12:03.539 --> 00:12:08.350 went once, but I... would not go back so I asked 00:12:08.350 --> 00:12:10.250 people the question I'm not dogging them we love 00:12:10.250 --> 00:12:13.710 the guys yeah love them on our team but I'm pretty 00:12:13.710 --> 00:12:17.490 sure if this was probably set up as a whole deal 00:12:17.490 --> 00:12:20.870 gimmick deal and I mean they might own some of 00:12:20.870 --> 00:12:23.309 it but I would really highly doubt and I don't 00:12:23.309 --> 00:12:26.389 know this for sure this just by past stuff and 00:12:26.389 --> 00:12:29.200 all that that Generally, they might own a little 00:12:29.200 --> 00:12:31.539 portion of it, but they don't put a big chunk 00:12:31.539 --> 00:12:34.460 of their money into it. No, and I imagine they 00:12:34.460 --> 00:12:37.700 have pretty much zero control or voice. Exactly. 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:42.379 They were brought in to be the public face that 00:12:42.379 --> 00:12:44.840 people would... The reason people would come 00:12:44.840 --> 00:12:46.679 in, because people would not spend these kind 00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:51.019 of prices for nobody. And really, that is the 00:12:51.019 --> 00:12:53.600 extent of their involvement in the entire franchise, 00:12:53.659 --> 00:12:56.360 is to be the thing that lures you in. That's 00:12:56.360 --> 00:12:58.220 all they do. I mean, we're pretty sure that's 00:12:58.220 --> 00:13:00.320 what's going on, but if it's not, we could be 00:13:00.320 --> 00:13:02.700 wrong. This is my opinion, we'll say that. Yeah, 00:13:02.700 --> 00:13:05.360 my opinion too. Until they show otherwise. I 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:07.220 think after reading all the reviews and what 00:13:07.220 --> 00:13:09.559 people are saying is they might reconsider. I 00:13:09.559 --> 00:13:11.279 don't know what kind of a contract they have. 00:13:11.769 --> 00:13:15.309 But it can't be good. It can't be good to have 00:13:15.309 --> 00:13:17.809 those kind of reviews and to have your name on 00:13:17.809 --> 00:13:20.169 it. It would be interesting to see if that kind 00:13:20.169 --> 00:13:23.049 of spills over into other areas of Mahomes and 00:13:23.049 --> 00:13:25.230 Kelsey's life that people keep bringing up. Hey, 00:13:25.309 --> 00:13:26.870 you know, by the way, your steakhouse sucks. 00:13:27.330 --> 00:13:29.940 Yeah. You know, maybe. Keep bringing that up 00:13:29.940 --> 00:13:32.399 over and over, and maybe they'll either, one, 00:13:32.480 --> 00:13:34.340 do something about it, or two, take their name 00:13:34.340 --> 00:13:37.620 off it. Yeah, so, you know what, that's just 00:13:37.620 --> 00:13:40.259 our two cents on it, so I just thought I'd bring 00:13:40.259 --> 00:13:42.019 that up real quick and get that out of the way. 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:44.139 You know, from the beginning, I figured it would 00:13:44.139 --> 00:13:46.340 be nothing special, and they would just be trading 00:13:46.340 --> 00:13:48.879 on the name primarily, and it was for, as you 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:50.820 said, the people who want to brag to their friends 00:13:50.820 --> 00:13:53.720 that they went and did it. Yes, yeah, and that's 00:13:53.720 --> 00:13:55.700 pretty much what that said, too, and I agree. 00:13:57.049 --> 00:13:58.549 All right, Topher, you got something you want 00:13:58.549 --> 00:14:00.490 to go into? I've got all kinds of bullet points 00:14:00.490 --> 00:14:02.929 coming up. Excellent. We forgot them last week, 00:14:03.009 --> 00:14:05.470 so we got those, and then I made another set. 00:14:05.509 --> 00:14:07.169 I'm forgetting that we had the ones left from 00:14:07.169 --> 00:14:10.210 last week. Yeah. Well, there's a recent thing 00:14:10.210 --> 00:14:13.330 about the Royals' stadium and their plans. Uh 00:14:13.330 --> 00:14:15.629 -huh. Fans are still wondering what's going to 00:14:15.629 --> 00:14:18.090 happen with the team stadium. The Royals do plan 00:14:18.090 --> 00:14:23.649 to leave Kauffman after their 2030 season. Ducks? 00:14:23.690 --> 00:14:25.549 Geese? I don't know. I think it's a goose. It 00:14:25.549 --> 00:14:27.490 sounds like a goose. Sounds like a goose. Yeah, 00:14:27.490 --> 00:14:30.710 I believe that's geese. Dinner. Oh, yeah. Okay. 00:14:31.049 --> 00:14:33.509 Royals chairman and CEO John Sherman spoke to 00:14:33.509 --> 00:14:35.590 reporters for nearly 20 minutes the other day, 00:14:35.610 --> 00:14:37.809 and he said he'd like to talk about new stadiums 00:14:37.809 --> 00:14:40.429 sooner rather than later, adding that there's 00:14:40.429 --> 00:14:43.809 a great sense of urgency to this. The Asperia 00:14:43.809 --> 00:14:47.049 campus at 119th and Nall in Overton Park is now 00:14:47.049 --> 00:14:50.070 out of the team's consideration. They're done 00:14:50.070 --> 00:14:54.210 with that. Yeah, and I... Okay, I thought that 00:14:54.210 --> 00:14:55.750 that could have worked. I didn't necessarily 00:14:55.750 --> 00:14:57.909 want it there because I do too much business 00:14:57.909 --> 00:15:01.490 over there, including hospitals and medical and 00:15:01.490 --> 00:15:03.990 just generally a lot of stuff that I shop over 00:15:03.990 --> 00:15:07.690 there for. So I wasn't really in favor of it 00:15:07.690 --> 00:15:10.129 being there, but at least I could see some logic. 00:15:10.210 --> 00:15:13.690 You have alternate 69 is what they call it right 00:15:13.690 --> 00:15:16.129 now. Well, now it's the expressway. They could 00:15:16.129 --> 00:15:20.090 have easily built a ramp over that to connect 00:15:20.090 --> 00:15:24.179 to the expressway. And so if people want to get 00:15:24.179 --> 00:15:25.820 there quick, they can pay a little bit of money 00:15:25.820 --> 00:15:29.019 and use the Kansas, the KDOT, you know, expressway 00:15:29.019 --> 00:15:31.840 and pay a little bit of money. Or you can do 00:15:31.840 --> 00:15:33.779 the old -fashioned way and do the back roads. 00:15:33.879 --> 00:15:38.139 Or you could use the slower lane in the highway. 00:15:38.399 --> 00:15:41.240 Yeah. And I thought that I could see something 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:43.240 going on there. But some of these places, I'm 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:45.899 kind of scratching my head going, logistically, 00:15:46.139 --> 00:15:48.720 how are they going to do it? Well, I think a 00:15:48.720 --> 00:15:53.940 big part of their plan is to have. enough parking 00:15:53.940 --> 00:15:56.779 spaces for about a third of their seating capacity. 00:15:56.960 --> 00:16:00.320 Like if it's a 12 ,000 seat stadium, they're 00:16:00.320 --> 00:16:02.419 going to have 4 ,000 parking spaces. Yes. And 00:16:02.419 --> 00:16:04.700 they're going to charge out the ass for those 00:16:04.700 --> 00:16:07.600 4 ,000 spaces because they can. And then everybody 00:16:07.600 --> 00:16:09.240 else is going to have to use public transportation. 00:16:09.600 --> 00:16:11.179 Yeah, and that's what they want. That's what 00:16:11.179 --> 00:16:13.740 they want. The streetcars will get a really good 00:16:13.740 --> 00:16:16.259 workout on this. If it's at Washington Square, 00:16:16.500 --> 00:16:20.059 that seems to be kind of the hot spot where they 00:16:20.059 --> 00:16:22.769 keep coming back to. Yeah. But don't forget, 00:16:22.950 --> 00:16:26.149 there is nothing holding them to Kansas City. 00:16:26.809 --> 00:16:29.490 No, no. John Sherman says that he plans on staying 00:16:29.490 --> 00:16:32.169 in the Kansas City area, but tomorrow he could 00:16:32.169 --> 00:16:33.730 change his mind. You've got to remember, he's 00:16:33.730 --> 00:16:36.669 not from Kansas City, so he doesn't really have 00:16:36.669 --> 00:16:38.590 it. I mean, listen, I'm glad he owns it, and 00:16:38.590 --> 00:16:42.690 I think he's doing a pretty decent job with the 00:16:42.690 --> 00:16:47.370 way that the finances go. Major League Baseball 00:16:47.370 --> 00:16:50.090 and all of that. And we could go into that bullshit 00:16:50.090 --> 00:16:52.029 way that they do things, but we're not going 00:16:52.029 --> 00:16:55.070 to. That's another podcast. And something to 00:16:55.070 --> 00:16:58.470 keep in mind is that people who own multi -billion 00:16:58.470 --> 00:17:00.909 dollar businesses have a tendency sometimes to 00:17:00.909 --> 00:17:03.490 tell you what they think you want to hear. That's 00:17:03.490 --> 00:17:05.349 the other thing. Even though it's not true. Yeah. 00:17:05.609 --> 00:17:08.430 Imagine that. So, you know what? How do you build 00:17:08.430 --> 00:17:11.299 a case? For something like this and to get out 00:17:11.299 --> 00:17:13.839 of everything if there is anything court -wise. 00:17:14.059 --> 00:17:16.559 Yeah. Well, I tried and I tried and I tried, 00:17:16.819 --> 00:17:19.200 but I couldn't get anything to go through, so 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:21.039 I have no choice but to leave the town because 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:23.660 we don't have a home. Yeah. There's nothing better 00:17:23.660 --> 00:17:26.519 for that if you want to move the team. Yeah. 00:17:26.819 --> 00:17:30.000 So that needs to be thought of right there in 00:17:30.000 --> 00:17:35.759 Kansas City as, let me put it politely, careful. 00:17:37.639 --> 00:17:42.559 Yes, cautious. As cautious as they are, in parentheses, 00:17:43.019 --> 00:17:47.720 may tend to give someone that thought of, all 00:17:47.720 --> 00:17:49.480 right, well, maybe I need to go somewhere else 00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:51.359 because I don't think these people care. And 00:17:51.359 --> 00:17:53.019 you know what? Going somewhere else might put 00:17:53.019 --> 00:17:55.880 you in a larger market. Bingo. Imagine that. 00:17:56.119 --> 00:17:59.380 Imagine that. Let's see. Would L .A. like another 00:17:59.380 --> 00:18:02.579 team? Probably. Probably. Would Las Vegas like 00:18:02.579 --> 00:18:05.430 a team? Probably. Probably. Louisville? They're 00:18:05.430 --> 00:18:09.130 primed for a team. Columbus, Ohio. Columbus, 00:18:09.230 --> 00:18:11.549 Ohio is probably a better choice because there's 00:18:11.549 --> 00:18:14.549 more population there. And also you'd have a 00:18:14.549 --> 00:18:17.349 built -in rivalry with the Reds. I mean, just 00:18:17.349 --> 00:18:19.730 right next door. And also the Tigers in Cleveland. 00:18:20.009 --> 00:18:22.890 Everything's right there. That would be a good 00:18:22.890 --> 00:18:24.750 spot if the Royals wanted to move out of state. 00:18:25.049 --> 00:18:27.009 Yeah, and the reason I say Louisville is because 00:18:27.009 --> 00:18:29.109 I've been there a couple of times, last time 00:18:29.109 --> 00:18:31.490 to meet some family, and we toured the school 00:18:31.490 --> 00:18:34.390 because my cousin's daughter might have been 00:18:34.390 --> 00:18:37.529 going to school there. She's since decided to 00:18:37.529 --> 00:18:40.910 go somewhere else. But their Louisville Cardinals 00:18:40.910 --> 00:18:43.950 are a major league team. Oh, yeah, pretty much. 00:18:43.970 --> 00:18:48.319 Their stadium is a major stadium. The people 00:18:48.319 --> 00:18:52.019 there all wear Louisville red, all wear the Cardinals 00:18:52.019 --> 00:18:54.859 apparatus, all they're like really big time. 00:18:54.920 --> 00:18:57.220 I mean, they're into every sport they do. It 00:18:57.220 --> 00:19:00.059 could be badminton and they wear shirts. So that 00:19:00.059 --> 00:19:02.420 is actually a really good sports town. And you 00:19:02.420 --> 00:19:04.839 can draw from all over around there too, you 00:19:04.839 --> 00:19:07.920 know, right across the Ohio River is a lot of 00:19:07.920 --> 00:19:11.009 population. And I could see it going there, and 00:19:11.009 --> 00:19:14.250 that would put us on the map, kind of like Jacksonville 00:19:14.250 --> 00:19:17.130 did with the Jaguars. Yeah. Not necessarily the 00:19:17.130 --> 00:19:20.490 biggest population, but the fact that you somehow 00:19:20.490 --> 00:19:23.289 got a sports team there and are somehow working 00:19:23.289 --> 00:19:26.170 it out says a lot. Yeah, it gives one more big 00:19:26.170 --> 00:19:29.839 reason to go visit that city. Yeah. I drove through 00:19:29.839 --> 00:19:32.380 Columbus a number of years back. I was coming 00:19:32.380 --> 00:19:34.619 back from going to the Rock Hall of Fame and 00:19:34.619 --> 00:19:36.400 the Football Hall of Fame. Columbus is virtually 00:19:36.400 --> 00:19:38.380 the size of Kansas City. It is pretty close, 00:19:38.480 --> 00:19:41.880 yeah. I was driving back, and I saw a large billboard 00:19:41.880 --> 00:19:46.700 for the National Air Force Museum. Oh, wow. I 00:19:46.700 --> 00:19:48.619 didn't know that. And I thought, I think I've 00:19:48.619 --> 00:19:50.960 got time. I'm going to stop. And I turned around, 00:19:51.099 --> 00:19:53.380 and I found it, and I went in, and I spent probably 00:19:53.380 --> 00:19:55.839 four hours there poking around. It's amazing. 00:19:56.799 --> 00:19:59.660 What they have in that building. Or Austin and 00:19:59.660 --> 00:20:03.480 San Antonio. Yeah. Or I think San Antonio is 00:20:03.480 --> 00:20:05.700 actually bigger than Kansas City population -wise. 00:20:05.759 --> 00:20:08.059 I think Austin might be bigger now, too. And 00:20:08.059 --> 00:20:10.380 weather -wise, that's going to be a pretty friendly 00:20:10.380 --> 00:20:12.880 place to be, especially if you have an open or 00:20:12.880 --> 00:20:15.519 semi -open stadium. Yeah. And the thing is, I 00:20:15.519 --> 00:20:18.500 mean, you're going to also have people. migrating 00:20:18.500 --> 00:20:21.019 to the game from one or the other, Austin or 00:20:21.019 --> 00:20:22.839 San Antonio, depending on where they put it. 00:20:23.039 --> 00:20:26.660 There is all kinds of options. Yeah. There's 00:20:26.660 --> 00:20:29.880 no team in New Mexico. There's no team in Oklahoma. 00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:33.460 Yeah. There's no team in Utah. I mean, all those 00:20:33.460 --> 00:20:36.180 states would tend to maybe tune in and watch 00:20:36.180 --> 00:20:40.000 your team. Yeah. You know, and Oklahoma City 00:20:40.000 --> 00:20:42.339 has proven a point with their basketball team. 00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:47.730 Yep. They support it very well. Something to 00:20:47.730 --> 00:20:51.150 think about. So anyhow, go ahead. Sherman goes 00:20:51.150 --> 00:20:53.150 on. He says, I think we've talked enough about 00:20:53.150 --> 00:20:56.890 North Kansas City, he said earlier. They've done 00:20:56.890 --> 00:20:59.190 a nice job with both land assemblage and political 00:20:59.190 --> 00:21:01.289 leadership up there. There's still some discussions 00:21:01.289 --> 00:21:05.450 going on on the Kansas side, and the other one 00:21:05.450 --> 00:21:09.190 is Kansas City, Missouri downtown. Clay County, 00:21:09.289 --> 00:21:11.130 Missouri Western Commissioner at Large Jason 00:21:11.130 --> 00:21:13.470 Withington, as he was leaving the game, commented 00:21:13.470 --> 00:21:16.450 on the downtown Kansas City location, which would 00:21:16.450 --> 00:21:18.710 be Washington Square Park, as you said, just 00:21:18.710 --> 00:21:21.430 east of Union Station. Sherman said they have 00:21:21.430 --> 00:21:23.730 an opportunity there. He was asked whether he's 00:21:23.730 --> 00:21:26.049 concerned he won't have a new stadium open by 00:21:26.049 --> 00:21:28.490 the start of the 2031 season if they can't pick 00:21:28.490 --> 00:21:32.170 a site. Sherman replied, I still... We still 00:21:32.170 --> 00:21:34.390 have a cushion there. I think Atlanta built their 00:21:34.390 --> 00:21:36.670 stadium, I think, from start to finish in 39 00:21:36.670 --> 00:21:38.950 months. So we've got a little bit of a cushion 00:21:38.950 --> 00:21:40.990 but not a big one. It's time to get on with it. 00:21:41.190 --> 00:21:43.730 Yes. So this is John Sherman basically telling 00:21:43.730 --> 00:21:47.230 everyone publicly, I'm tired of waiting. Let's 00:21:47.230 --> 00:21:49.690 get something done. And he's right. If I was 00:21:49.690 --> 00:21:52.809 him, I'd be like, hey, guys, listen. This is, 00:21:52.809 --> 00:21:56.150 at first. It was kind of like a, hey, let's get 00:21:56.150 --> 00:21:58.849 this done. Now it's a, no, we get this done. 00:21:59.069 --> 00:22:00.950 Especially since the Chiefs have gotten their 00:22:00.950 --> 00:22:04.109 deal done and made out like bandits. Yes, and 00:22:04.109 --> 00:22:06.930 now he's looking at the same thing. Yeah, I think 00:22:06.930 --> 00:22:09.369 the Chiefs kind of set the bar there, and a whole 00:22:09.369 --> 00:22:12.769 bunch of NFL team owners are looking at the deal 00:22:12.769 --> 00:22:14.809 the Chiefs got and thinking, oh, hell yeah, let's 00:22:14.809 --> 00:22:16.950 find a deal like that. Which leads me to believe 00:22:16.950 --> 00:22:18.930 that this team is going to end up in Kansas too. 00:22:19.109 --> 00:22:21.339 Yeah. Wouldn't be surprised. I'm going to scratch 00:22:21.339 --> 00:22:23.519 that off of the bullet points because that's 00:22:23.519 --> 00:22:25.039 on there, whether Kansas is going to get them 00:22:25.039 --> 00:22:27.799 too. I believe they will. I think it's a strong 00:22:27.799 --> 00:22:29.700 possibility. I think just everything about it 00:22:29.700 --> 00:22:32.299 is going to be easier. Yes. And Kansas has already 00:22:32.299 --> 00:22:34.480 demonstrated that they will work with the sports 00:22:34.480 --> 00:22:37.900 team a lot more quickly than Jackson County or 00:22:37.900 --> 00:22:40.400 Missouri can. Look at all the space around here, 00:22:40.440 --> 00:22:42.660 the Rock Island Bridge. Look at all this over 00:22:42.660 --> 00:22:44.799 here. Tons of space. They could just plant themselves 00:22:44.799 --> 00:22:49.109 over on the other side easily. Easily. Yep. And 00:22:49.109 --> 00:22:51.690 all the highway infrastructures here. Yes, I 00:22:51.690 --> 00:22:56.309 -70, I -35, 29 coming in from the north. I mean, 00:22:56.329 --> 00:22:58.269 you've got all the major arteries coming through 00:22:58.269 --> 00:23:01.809 Kansas City and going to Kansas City, Kansas. 00:23:02.650 --> 00:23:05.029 And the city would build more. I mean, if you're 00:23:05.029 --> 00:23:06.750 going to put a stadium there and get people back 00:23:06.750 --> 00:23:09.230 and forth, they'll build more roads for you. 00:23:09.289 --> 00:23:12.000 The riverfront along here will be built up. That 00:23:12.000 --> 00:23:14.299 would be wonderful. They're finally doing that 00:23:14.299 --> 00:23:16.940 with Berkeley Park. Finally on the Missouri River. 00:23:17.119 --> 00:23:19.299 But wouldn't it be great for Kansas to jump in 00:23:19.299 --> 00:23:21.039 and start doing it too? And then Missouri's like, 00:23:21.140 --> 00:23:22.980 oh shit, we've got to compete with Kansas now 00:23:22.980 --> 00:23:25.039 on a riverfront. I could see them doing that. 00:23:25.240 --> 00:23:27.140 Well, actually, that's part of the plan here. 00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:29.200 The riverfront is going to be developed. I don't 00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:31.470 know how much. But, I mean, I think you're going 00:23:31.470 --> 00:23:34.630 to have, like you have down there on the Cumberland 00:23:34.630 --> 00:23:38.170 River in Nashville, booze cruises where everybody 00:23:38.170 --> 00:23:41.309 paddles down it drinking and all that cool stuff. 00:23:41.490 --> 00:23:43.509 Now, imagine that going down the Kansas River. 00:23:43.980 --> 00:23:47.140 A bunch of people slamming alcohol and peddling. 00:23:47.240 --> 00:23:49.299 And here you are on the Rock Island Bridge. You 00:23:49.299 --> 00:23:51.420 look down and they're like, woo -woo, yay! You 00:23:51.420 --> 00:23:53.480 know, kind of like the pedestrian bridge. Perfect. 00:23:53.619 --> 00:23:56.640 Yeah. The pedestrian bridge is like that in Nashville. 00:23:57.039 --> 00:23:59.480 Everyone's up there, you know, hey, guys, throw 00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:02.519 us a beer! You know, stuff like that. It's a 00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:05.259 big, party, happy atmosphere. And that's what 00:24:05.259 --> 00:24:06.740 they're going to have right here, I do believe. 00:24:07.180 --> 00:24:09.819 And Kansas has got all these opportunities because 00:24:09.819 --> 00:24:13.589 Missouri has... the Missouri side of the Missouri 00:24:13.589 --> 00:24:16.430 River until it turns east, and then they get 00:24:16.430 --> 00:24:19.910 both sides. Yeah. So until then, Kansas gets 00:24:19.910 --> 00:24:22.210 the other side of the Missouri and both sides 00:24:22.210 --> 00:24:24.890 of the Kansas River. Yes. So they have three 00:24:24.890 --> 00:24:27.970 riverbanks they can develop, and Missouri has 00:24:27.970 --> 00:24:31.150 two. That levee right there is actually the state 00:24:31.150 --> 00:24:33.609 line. I looked it up. The levee is the state 00:24:33.609 --> 00:24:36.990 line right there. Yep. So we're a good, what, 00:24:38.009 --> 00:24:40.670 2 ,000, 3 ,000 feet into Kansas at least. Which 00:24:40.670 --> 00:24:44.650 means... All that riverbank is Kansas. Yes. Not 00:24:44.650 --> 00:24:46.390 Missouri. And anything that gets developed is 00:24:46.390 --> 00:24:47.890 Kansas. And they're going to pay their taxes 00:24:47.890 --> 00:24:51.190 to Kansas. Yeah. It would be an awesome time 00:24:51.190 --> 00:24:55.349 to be an elected official in Kansas right now 00:24:55.349 --> 00:24:57.990 because there's crap tons of opportunity going 00:24:57.990 --> 00:24:59.430 on. Oh, gosh, yeah. Man, I would have to have 00:24:59.430 --> 00:25:03.309 tape to hide my boner. At every single deal that 00:25:03.309 --> 00:25:05.430 goes through, there's a chance to skim off 10 00:25:05.430 --> 00:25:09.069 % to 15%. Because that's what they do. Because 00:25:09.069 --> 00:25:10.990 that's what they do. That's what they do. Whose 00:25:10.990 --> 00:25:13.069 money is going where? Okay, you can do it. Yep. 00:25:13.150 --> 00:25:15.849 No money going anywhere? Impossible. Can't be 00:25:15.849 --> 00:25:18.609 done. Remember how organized crime was busted 00:25:18.609 --> 00:25:20.869 for the skim? Oh, yeah. Speaking of that, today 00:25:20.869 --> 00:25:24.150 was the day that Boss Tom Pendergast was indicted 00:25:24.150 --> 00:25:27.509 on federal income tax and thrown away in prison 00:25:27.509 --> 00:25:31.990 for a while. Yep. Anyhow, go ahead. What's it 00:25:31.990 --> 00:25:33.269 up if you don't know what I'm talking about? 00:25:33.289 --> 00:25:37.680 Yeah. That was it on the stadium thingy. Do you 00:25:37.680 --> 00:25:39.160 want me to go into some bullet points or you 00:25:39.160 --> 00:25:40.940 got something you want to do? Yeah, let's do 00:25:40.940 --> 00:25:43.579 bullet points. Okay. The first off on bullet 00:25:43.579 --> 00:25:45.400 points. What quarterbacks are going to have a 00:25:45.400 --> 00:25:48.859 banner year this year? I think Lamar Jackson 00:25:48.859 --> 00:25:51.900 is posed for having a good year. Yeah. He's a 00:25:51.900 --> 00:25:55.059 one -year -on, one -year -off kind of guy because 00:25:55.059 --> 00:25:57.579 of his nature of running so much. True, true. 00:25:57.859 --> 00:26:00.920 So I'm going to say Lamar Jackson. The guy that 00:26:00.920 --> 00:26:03.019 I think is going to take a step back is probably 00:26:03.019 --> 00:26:05.880 going to be Josh Allen. He was so emotional on 00:26:05.880 --> 00:26:09.500 that post -game conference because he knew. He 00:26:09.500 --> 00:26:12.480 had the guy out of the way. Finally, Mahomes 00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:15.039 was not a part of it. He knew that if it was 00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:16.460 ever going to be done, it was this year. Yeah, 00:26:16.579 --> 00:26:18.740 that was his opportunity. And it looks to me 00:26:18.740 --> 00:26:20.440 like it might have broke his back. I could be 00:26:20.440 --> 00:26:22.059 completely wrong, and he could come out just 00:26:22.059 --> 00:26:25.259 swinging. And also, they got a new coach. Yeah. 00:26:25.539 --> 00:26:27.680 Maybe not a new system, but a new head coach. 00:26:28.059 --> 00:26:30.420 And also the ownership there is very questionable 00:26:30.420 --> 00:26:33.000 suddenly. True. After everyone did a little research, 00:26:33.039 --> 00:26:35.819 then nobody wanted the job. Yeah. So that tells 00:26:35.819 --> 00:26:38.519 me, like, there's some trouble brewing there. 00:26:38.680 --> 00:26:41.200 Yeah, and all of that is just going to make it. 00:26:41.849 --> 00:26:44.450 harder for the Bills this coming season. None 00:26:44.450 --> 00:26:47.230 of that is motivation. None of that is spurring 00:26:47.230 --> 00:26:49.089 them on. It's just drainage. They're already 00:26:49.089 --> 00:26:51.549 getting graffiti all over the new place. Yeah, 00:26:51.589 --> 00:26:54.569 it continues to happen. Fans are utterly pissed 00:26:54.569 --> 00:26:57.109 about this new high -dollar stadium that they're 00:26:57.109 --> 00:26:59.190 never going to be able to afford to go into. 00:26:59.470 --> 00:27:00.829 Well, that's what's going to happen here, too. 00:27:01.450 --> 00:27:04.630 But it doesn't bother me because I haven't had 00:27:04.630 --> 00:27:06.890 an inkling to go to a football game in probably 00:27:06.890 --> 00:27:11.609 15 years. No, you get more... More coverage at 00:27:11.609 --> 00:27:13.650 home. It's way more comfortable. Huge TV. You 00:27:13.650 --> 00:27:16.069 can stop the game anytime you want and go take 00:27:16.069 --> 00:27:18.809 a leak if you need to. Yeah. Yeah, it's just 00:27:18.809 --> 00:27:25.390 so much easier. Someone that needs to have a 00:27:25.390 --> 00:27:28.609 really good year but probably won't, Jalen Hurts. 00:27:28.769 --> 00:27:31.190 I think he's taking a step back. He is getting 00:27:31.190 --> 00:27:33.980 so much criticism. I think he needs to have a 00:27:33.980 --> 00:27:35.900 good year where he's done this year. Oh, I think 00:27:35.900 --> 00:27:38.019 so, too. I think he and possibly the head coach 00:27:38.019 --> 00:27:40.279 are done at the end of the year unless the Eagles 00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:42.140 and Jalen Hurts has a really good year. The weasel 00:27:42.140 --> 00:27:44.960 Nick Sirianni? Yeah. Yeah. But the last two years, 00:27:45.019 --> 00:27:47.400 Hurts has just gotten worse. Yeah, he has. He's 00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:50.099 fading. And so is Nick Sirianni. Yeah. Yeah, 00:27:50.119 --> 00:27:52.440 they won that Super Bowl, and we have, what, 00:27:52.460 --> 00:27:54.839 one fucking starter on the offensive line like 00:27:54.839 --> 00:27:58.799 we did against Tampa? Yeah. Yeah, the Eagles 00:27:58.799 --> 00:28:01.079 got a great big boost from that Super Bowl, but 00:28:01.079 --> 00:28:03.559 it's all been hangover since then. Yeah, they 00:28:03.559 --> 00:28:06.299 have not looked the same since then. And I don't 00:28:06.299 --> 00:28:08.599 believe that there's anything wrong with Jalen 00:28:08.599 --> 00:28:11.519 Hurts. I think he's being ruined by the team. 00:28:11.700 --> 00:28:14.180 I think so, too. The Eagles organization somehow 00:28:14.180 --> 00:28:15.900 is screwing up Jalen Hurts' career. Half the 00:28:15.900 --> 00:28:19.099 team doesn't want him there. Yeah. That's one 00:28:19.099 --> 00:28:21.000 of the problems. You don't get that in Kansas 00:28:21.000 --> 00:28:27.079 City or Buffalo. Yeah. Or Baltimore. You say 00:28:27.079 --> 00:28:29.900 Lamar Jackson, Baltimore. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. 00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:32.740 Oh, gosh, that guy. Same way with Josh. Well, 00:28:32.960 --> 00:28:35.200 there's a few people down on Josh Allen. Yeah. 00:28:35.500 --> 00:28:39.440 But wide and far, it's like, oh, yeah, man, we're 00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:41.920 glad we got him. Kind of like we are here. Yeah. 00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:43.619 You know, anybody that has that quarterback, 00:28:43.980 --> 00:28:47.460 Matthew Stafford, same thing, you know. Sam Darnold 00:28:47.460 --> 00:28:49.180 might be getting there. I don't know. You know, 00:28:49.240 --> 00:28:52.420 I mean, to me, that was more of a defensive running. 00:28:53.049 --> 00:28:54.849 Yeah, yeah. That won the game, but he didn't 00:28:54.849 --> 00:28:56.309 do anything to fuck it up. That's true. I can 00:28:56.309 --> 00:28:59.390 give him that. If the Chiefs hadn't just gotten 00:28:59.390 --> 00:29:02.730 Justin Fields, then I would say we're in a perfect 00:29:02.730 --> 00:29:05.730 position at the end of next year for Jalen Hurst 00:29:05.730 --> 00:29:07.490 to be let go by the Eagles and the Chiefs to 00:29:07.490 --> 00:29:10.970 pick him up. That may happen, too. It may still 00:29:10.970 --> 00:29:13.950 happen. I mean, they may decide that Justin Fields 00:29:13.950 --> 00:29:16.950 isn't quite it, but Mahomes and Jalen Hurst on 00:29:16.950 --> 00:29:19.890 the same team? No. Interesting. I would love 00:29:19.890 --> 00:29:22.670 to see them on the same field at the same time. 00:29:23.130 --> 00:29:25.970 Especially since when the NFL goes to the 18 00:29:25.970 --> 00:29:30.769 -game season, the players' union is going to 00:29:30.769 --> 00:29:34.309 insist on capping an individual player's limit 00:29:34.309 --> 00:29:36.930 at 17 out of the 18 games. I think it should 00:29:36.930 --> 00:29:39.630 be 16. I think it would be 16, too. But that 00:29:39.630 --> 00:29:41.630 means your starting quarterback is going to have 00:29:41.630 --> 00:29:43.569 to take two games off. Yeah, and I think the 00:29:43.569 --> 00:29:45.410 Chiefs are looking at that. Yeah, you need a 00:29:45.410 --> 00:29:47.549 better backup than you've had to have all this 00:29:47.549 --> 00:29:50.640 time. Also, Andy Reid has stated a couple of 00:29:50.640 --> 00:29:53.579 times now, we don't view him as a gadget player. 00:29:53.859 --> 00:29:56.720 We view him as a legitimate quarterback. Yeah. 00:29:57.099 --> 00:29:59.019 which makes all the difference in the whole world. 00:29:59.019 --> 00:30:01.740 It does, yeah. But it still does not take him 00:30:01.740 --> 00:30:04.200 out of gadget plays. True, true. You know, I 00:30:04.200 --> 00:30:05.519 would love the thought of that. Hey, Kelsey does 00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:08.519 gadget plays. Yeah, yeah. Tyreek Hill did them 00:30:08.519 --> 00:30:10.839 all the time. I mean, you know, you could take 00:30:10.839 --> 00:30:13.180 your star players or people that you perceive 00:30:13.180 --> 00:30:16.539 as just like one area of expertise or whatever. 00:30:16.779 --> 00:30:20.299 So, like I said before, you've got 1 ,000 yards 00:30:20.299 --> 00:30:24.279 rushing from a guy that's a quarterback. That 00:30:24.279 --> 00:30:26.859 our two main guys couldn't achieve that last 00:30:26.859 --> 00:30:29.720 year. Yeah. So the thing that I would like to 00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:33.480 see is kind of a wildcat per se, wing T, whatever, 00:30:33.660 --> 00:30:35.940 an option. It's like, all right, they're coming 00:30:35.940 --> 00:30:39.220 in on Mahomes. There is Justin Fields over there 00:30:39.220 --> 00:30:41.740 to the right. Yep. Tosses off to Justin Fields. 00:30:41.940 --> 00:30:44.839 Justin Fields has an escape guy to his right 00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:47.819 and to his left. Or he can throw it downfield 00:30:47.819 --> 00:30:51.089 or he can run. You talk about dividing a defense 00:30:51.089 --> 00:30:55.569 and making them, you make a defense so ordinary. 00:30:55.950 --> 00:30:58.009 A lot of one -on -ones that way. A lot of one 00:30:58.009 --> 00:31:00.930 -on -ones. And if you get someone really fast 00:31:00.930 --> 00:31:03.509 on a one -on -one situation, you're going to 00:31:03.509 --> 00:31:06.509 get a lot of yards. Construct the play like an 00:31:06.509 --> 00:31:10.009 RPO, a run pass option. Yes. Because, you know, 00:31:10.009 --> 00:31:11.849 with that, it's like, you know, hand the ball 00:31:11.849 --> 00:31:13.789 off unless you see something and then throw it 00:31:13.789 --> 00:31:16.220 real quick. Well. Working him adjusting fields 00:31:16.220 --> 00:31:18.240 that way. You know, if you've got something downfield, 00:31:18.299 --> 00:31:21.119 take it. If not, tosser of adjusting fields and 00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:23.420 then let him decide. Yeah. You know, oh, I still 00:31:23.420 --> 00:31:24.920 don't have everything downfield. Now I'm going 00:31:24.920 --> 00:31:28.079 to run. You see, I think when they hired Minshew, 00:31:28.180 --> 00:31:30.819 they thought they might have had a guy that was 00:31:30.819 --> 00:31:33.599 sustaining how good he was, but obviously he's 00:31:33.599 --> 00:31:36.160 in the decline. Oh, yeah. And so I think when 00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:38.640 they saw that, I think they tore up their book 00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:41.660 of thought and said, we're going to go completely 00:31:41.660 --> 00:31:44.460 different. Yeah. We're going to try. a gadget 00:31:44.460 --> 00:31:46.579 guy that we think has a lot of underlying talent 00:31:46.579 --> 00:31:48.579 that we can coach up. Yeah. And that's the other 00:31:48.579 --> 00:31:50.799 thing, too, is Justin Fields has all the talent. 00:31:51.799 --> 00:31:53.920 This is true. Who is the guy that can bring it 00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:55.680 out? There's a couple of guys, Eric Bien -Ami 00:31:55.680 --> 00:31:58.680 and Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes. And they all 00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:01.640 work here. And they all work here. And I'm pretty 00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:04.000 sure when Justin Fields heard that, I'm pretty 00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:07.960 sure he had a huge fucking party. Yeah, I can 00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:10.380 imagine that when he got drafted by the Bears 00:32:10.380 --> 00:32:13.950 initially, he was probably thinking, um... And 00:32:13.950 --> 00:32:16.789 then ever since then, it's like, where the hell 00:32:16.789 --> 00:32:18.789 is my career going? And then the Chiefs want 00:32:18.789 --> 00:32:22.130 him. He's like, hallelujah. It's time to sing 00:32:22.130 --> 00:32:24.750 and dance. I'm sure he's still on cloud nine. 00:32:24.750 --> 00:32:27.869 My career is redeemed. It's different than Trubisky. 00:32:27.890 --> 00:32:31.049 When they took Trubisky over Mahomes, Chicago, 00:32:31.349 --> 00:32:34.809 the guy didn't have the talent. No. Justin Fields 00:32:34.809 --> 00:32:37.609 always had the talent. It's just he was in the 00:32:37.609 --> 00:32:41.069 boneyard of quarterbacks. the instant death of 00:32:41.069 --> 00:32:43.730 quarterbacks at the time. They have since seemed 00:32:43.730 --> 00:32:45.829 to have corrected it, but I'm still not convinced 00:32:45.829 --> 00:32:50.869 on Caleb Williams. He does one good play, an 00:32:50.869 --> 00:32:53.369 amazing play out of ten plays. That's not good 00:32:53.369 --> 00:32:55.650 enough. I think if Caleb Williams were playing 00:32:55.650 --> 00:32:58.230 in a better situation, we'd see what a better 00:32:58.230 --> 00:32:59.390 quarterback he is. If he was under Andy Reid, 00:32:59.490 --> 00:33:01.690 I think you would see something phenomenal. But 00:33:01.690 --> 00:33:04.190 since he's in Chicago and now the enemy's gone, 00:33:04.369 --> 00:33:07.549 I think they're taking a step back. I really 00:33:07.549 --> 00:33:10.750 do. I'm trying to think. Of the last quarterback, 00:33:11.089 --> 00:33:13.529 the Jets developed themselves. That was any good. 00:33:13.549 --> 00:33:16.950 The Jets? Yeah. Even, like, testicles wasn't 00:33:16.950 --> 00:33:21.369 theirs. No, I mean, they got Aaron Rodgers. Maybe 00:33:21.369 --> 00:33:25.170 Joe Namath. I don't know. I remember way back 00:33:25.170 --> 00:33:28.250 when they had Mark Sanchez. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:33:28.910 --> 00:33:30.849 If you count Mark Sanchez, then he might be. 00:33:30.930 --> 00:33:33.970 Go ahead. I'm sorry. They got that guy from the 00:33:33.970 --> 00:33:35.849 Niners, Jeff Garcia. If he can leave younger 00:33:35.849 --> 00:33:38.890 girls alone, he's fine. Allegedly. Yeah, allegedly. 00:33:39.730 --> 00:33:42.630 But, yeah, I can't think of a single quarterback 00:33:42.630 --> 00:33:46.430 that the Jets either drafted or took early in 00:33:46.430 --> 00:33:48.250 the career and developed and worked into a good 00:33:48.250 --> 00:33:51.650 starter. It just doesn't happen in the Jets organization. 00:33:52.250 --> 00:33:54.150 Even the Chiefs, you couldn't say that to them 00:33:54.150 --> 00:33:56.349 at home because Len Dawson came from Dallas. 00:33:56.809 --> 00:34:00.130 Yeah. We didn't develop him. Yeah. Actually, 00:34:00.210 --> 00:34:01.970 I think he was drafted initially by Pittsburgh. 00:34:03.230 --> 00:34:06.630 Yeah. Yeah, he was. And I think he also played 00:34:06.630 --> 00:34:09.630 for Cleveland briefly. Briefly. He had a cup 00:34:09.630 --> 00:34:11.969 of coffee there. Back then, they were both NFL 00:34:11.969 --> 00:34:18.369 teams. There was no AFC or NFC. It was NFL. Yeah. 00:34:18.409 --> 00:34:22.289 And then it was the AFL. And when the two leagues 00:34:22.289 --> 00:34:26.119 merged. The Steelers, the Browns, and the Colts 00:34:26.119 --> 00:34:29.760 moved over to the AFC. They had to because of 00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:32.980 opponents. They needed an equal amount. Yeah, 00:34:32.980 --> 00:34:38.300 equal it out. Someone else I think is going to 00:34:38.300 --> 00:34:43.059 have a good year. Is it Jackson Dart for the 00:34:43.059 --> 00:34:45.849 Giants? Yes. I think whoever the Giants' starting 00:34:45.849 --> 00:34:47.670 quarterback is, I think is going to have a good 00:34:47.670 --> 00:34:49.309 year. I think it's going to be Dart because already 00:34:49.309 --> 00:34:51.570 John Harbaugh was saying, you know, hey, I really 00:34:51.570 --> 00:34:54.389 like what I see with Dart. Yeah. Now, Scadaboo, 00:34:54.389 --> 00:34:57.769 I don't know. He's got a lot of issues, evidently. 00:34:57.769 --> 00:35:00.650 He's had like 30 concussions. Something like 00:35:00.650 --> 00:35:02.210 that. You've got to read it up. It's an abnormal 00:35:02.210 --> 00:35:05.280 amount. I mean, I'm sorry, but I don't think 00:35:05.280 --> 00:35:08.260 he should play anymore. Yeah, yeah, we got all 00:35:08.260 --> 00:35:11.179 the hype about him, and he has the fun name and 00:35:11.179 --> 00:35:13.780 the interesting story. Oh, I've heard some stuff 00:35:13.780 --> 00:35:16.119 with the name, too, and I'm like, guys. I call 00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:19.260 him Skater Boy. Skater Boy, yeah. But, yeah, 00:35:19.420 --> 00:35:21.679 it looks like he's always been damaged goods. 00:35:21.980 --> 00:35:23.739 I think so. And they're just trying to see how 00:35:23.739 --> 00:35:25.219 much they can get out of him in the meantime. 00:35:25.519 --> 00:35:27.260 He's kind of like the old Chiefs reclamation 00:35:27.260 --> 00:35:30.130 projects. You know, we're like, oh, yeah, he 00:35:30.130 --> 00:35:32.070 was injured his whole time, but we think we can 00:35:32.070 --> 00:35:34.889 pick him up on the cheap and make him work. Yeah. 00:35:35.070 --> 00:35:37.989 So I like Scataboo a lot, but, I mean, you know, 00:35:37.989 --> 00:35:39.929 unless he starts wearing that special helmet. 00:35:40.110 --> 00:35:42.389 Yeah, he needs to wear the Guardian helmet. Yeah, 00:35:42.429 --> 00:35:44.269 he needs to wear the Guardian helmet. And Tua 00:35:44.269 --> 00:35:47.570 does, too. Tua. Is he even in the league anymore? 00:35:47.630 --> 00:35:52.269 Did someone pick him up? Yeah, it was Atlanta. 00:35:55.329 --> 00:35:58.269 Okay. Wherever he went, he's the starter. It 00:35:58.269 --> 00:36:00.170 was either Atlanta or Minnesota or something 00:36:00.170 --> 00:36:03.869 like that. I think it was Atlanta. I think it 00:36:03.869 --> 00:36:06.829 was. Because Kirk Cousins is gone. Yeah. Kirk 00:36:06.829 --> 00:36:09.190 Cousins is where? He's a Raider now. A Raider, 00:36:09.230 --> 00:36:10.809 that's right. I've got a story about him coming 00:36:10.809 --> 00:36:15.170 up. Okay, yeah. But yeah, wherever Tua is, he 00:36:15.170 --> 00:36:17.849 needs to wear the Guardian helmet. Yes. In fact, 00:36:17.889 --> 00:36:20.250 just wrap the poor guy in bubble wrap. Yeah, 00:36:20.269 --> 00:36:22.809 I think bubble wrap. He needs to be bubble wrapped 00:36:22.809 --> 00:36:25.230 the whole fucking time. Or you know those coyote 00:36:25.230 --> 00:36:27.090 coats they put on little dogs that are covered 00:36:27.090 --> 00:36:30.670 with spikes? Put Tua in a coyote coat. That's 00:36:30.670 --> 00:36:32.090 when the defender comes rushing and is like, 00:36:32.150 --> 00:36:34.789 oh, spikes, I can't touch them. I mean, give 00:36:34.789 --> 00:36:38.170 the guy half a chance. Put a big flag there. 00:36:39.449 --> 00:36:42.750 Imagine how much excellent football we could 00:36:42.750 --> 00:36:46.760 have seen from Tua Tungavailoa if... Miami hadn't 00:36:46.760 --> 00:36:50.000 just beaten the snot out of him. Well, okay, 00:36:50.119 --> 00:36:52.099 I got a little bit different theory on that, 00:36:52.179 --> 00:36:53.940 and I see where you're coming from with that, 00:36:53.960 --> 00:36:55.900 but I don't know if he's ever had it because 00:36:55.900 --> 00:36:58.519 the instinct is horrible that he has. Oh, that's 00:36:58.519 --> 00:37:01.019 true. That's a good point. Yeah. I mean, I like 00:37:01.019 --> 00:37:03.159 the guy personally. Very nice guy. You know, 00:37:03.179 --> 00:37:05.300 devout Christian. There's nothing not to really 00:37:05.300 --> 00:37:07.440 like about him. I mean, he's a very likable guy. 00:37:07.719 --> 00:37:11.170 But to me... When you run into people with your 00:37:11.170 --> 00:37:13.690 head after you had three concussions, four concussions, 00:37:13.809 --> 00:37:16.469 that's not instinct. Yeah. You know, it's just 00:37:16.469 --> 00:37:18.809 kind of like Worthy doesn't have that instinct. 00:37:18.889 --> 00:37:21.409 And I hope they'll be able to teach it into him. 00:37:21.429 --> 00:37:24.750 But I think I gave this credit to Saran Petro 00:37:24.750 --> 00:37:26.710 because I listen to his show when I get a chance. 00:37:26.909 --> 00:37:29.510 And he's one that said it. He said, Worthy, instead 00:37:29.510 --> 00:37:31.909 of running away from the receivers after he caught 00:37:31.909 --> 00:37:33.769 one on the sideline, he runs right into them. 00:37:34.150 --> 00:37:38.090 That is not. instinct yeah i see that so much 00:37:38.090 --> 00:37:41.690 in football is is is especially see with the 00:37:41.690 --> 00:37:44.369 pass rusher yeah it's like if they turn a little 00:37:44.369 --> 00:37:46.250 to the left they've got a gap they can run right 00:37:46.250 --> 00:37:48.630 at the quarterback instead they turn to the right 00:37:48.630 --> 00:37:50.869 and run directly into the person who's been assigned 00:37:50.869 --> 00:37:53.150 to block them yeah i don't get that it's like 00:37:53.150 --> 00:37:56.289 listen all the great ones no they start running 00:37:56.289 --> 00:37:58.909 as fast as they can because they know forward 00:37:58.909 --> 00:38:01.829 motion is hard to stop once something's in motion 00:38:02.460 --> 00:38:05.099 It takes an incredible act to stop it, and especially 00:38:05.099 --> 00:38:07.519 someone fast. But I think a lot of those players 00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:10.400 are told by the coach, you know, you go engage 00:38:10.400 --> 00:38:13.679 this blocker. That's your job. Go do your job. 00:38:14.059 --> 00:38:16.719 And they will do it even though there's an opportunity 00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:19.639 for a sack right there. They'll ignore it because, 00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:21.920 well, coach says I got to go engage this blocker, 00:38:21.940 --> 00:38:23.800 so that's all I'm doing. To me, those are the 00:38:23.800 --> 00:38:25.820 people you don't want. No. You got to have football 00:38:25.820 --> 00:38:27.760 savvy. You got to have it in your head. Like, 00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:29.760 you got to have that killer instinct. Like, there 00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:32.539 is arm links, you know. Yeah. I mean, look at 00:38:32.539 --> 00:38:34.840 Derek Thomas. I mean, all of a sudden, you just 00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:37.199 see his arm come out of nowhere. He's halfway 00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:39.260 on the ground. His arm still gets him and knocks 00:38:39.260 --> 00:38:42.340 him down. I mean, you know. There's other players 00:38:42.340 --> 00:38:45.039 like that, too, that are so good at that. And 00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:47.300 they have that mystery move, that spin. Like, 00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:50.059 Neil Smith had that spin around. But I think 00:38:50.059 --> 00:38:52.539 Derek Thomas had an even better spin around to 00:38:52.539 --> 00:38:54.900 where they got him. No, they don't. And he goes 00:38:54.900 --> 00:38:57.300 around. But Derek Thomas could change directions 00:38:57.300 --> 00:39:00.179 so quickly because his ankles were so insanely 00:39:00.179 --> 00:39:02.929 flexible. Yeah. I mean, they do a stop. but a 00:39:02.929 --> 00:39:05.409 still frame on Derek Thomas on the pass rush 00:39:05.409 --> 00:39:08.030 changing direction. And his ankle is basically 00:39:08.030 --> 00:39:10.829 laid over dead sideways, almost touching his 00:39:10.829 --> 00:39:13.789 calf. And it's not an injury. It's just he's 00:39:13.789 --> 00:39:16.030 that flexible changing direction. No, he was 00:39:16.030 --> 00:39:17.869 something else. He had a special talent. He did. 00:39:18.050 --> 00:39:21.070 Yeah. If football hadn't been invented, I wonder 00:39:21.070 --> 00:39:22.789 what Derek Thomas would have done with his life 00:39:22.789 --> 00:39:25.349 because he was just like perfectly designed for 00:39:25.349 --> 00:39:28.550 football. Well, I know. Probably some other sport. 00:39:28.650 --> 00:39:30.909 I mean, because he was an athlete naturally. 00:39:30.949 --> 00:39:34.489 Maybe lacrosse. Yeah, that could be. Well, the 00:39:34.489 --> 00:39:36.849 thing is, they said he didn't practice that much. 00:39:36.869 --> 00:39:38.750 He didn't have to. Yeah, they said he actually 00:39:38.750 --> 00:39:40.909 was pretty bad in practice. You'd look at him 00:39:40.909 --> 00:39:43.070 in practice and say, that's Derek Thomas. And 00:39:43.070 --> 00:39:44.789 then on game day, you're like, whoa, there's 00:39:44.789 --> 00:39:47.309 Derek Thomas. But when you see him down in, I 00:39:47.309 --> 00:39:49.570 think it's Alabama, wasn't it? Yeah. When you 00:39:49.570 --> 00:39:51.469 see him down in Alabama, you're like, oh, my 00:39:51.469 --> 00:39:56.400 God, who is that guy? And that's what Marty Schottenheimer 00:39:56.400 --> 00:39:59.119 and Carl Peterson built the franchise on them. 00:39:59.340 --> 00:40:01.260 They already had Neil Smith the year before they 00:40:01.260 --> 00:40:03.639 drafted him, so they had the cornerstone right 00:40:03.639 --> 00:40:06.039 there. And then they needed that pass rush guy 00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:09.019 to complement Neil Smith. So they built that 00:40:09.019 --> 00:40:12.280 whole team, that 90s football, Chiefs football 00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:14.800 team on Derek Thomas. That's how good the guy 00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:19.380 was. Next question. What surprise team is coming 00:40:19.380 --> 00:40:24.210 up? For some reason, I think. Jacksonville's 00:40:24.210 --> 00:40:25.869 going to have a damn good year this coming year. 00:40:25.969 --> 00:40:28.849 They're kind of rebuilding very well. Trevor 00:40:28.849 --> 00:40:32.030 Lawrence is probably good enough not to fuck 00:40:32.030 --> 00:40:35.550 it up now. The Panthers, yeah. I think that Bryce 00:40:35.550 --> 00:40:39.269 Young is good enough. He may never be that superstar. 00:40:39.849 --> 00:40:43.170 Maybe never elite. Yeah, never elite, but I think 00:40:43.170 --> 00:40:44.769 he's good enough to get you in there. I mean, 00:40:44.769 --> 00:40:48.269 Sam Darnold. Sam Darnold just did it. I could 00:40:48.269 --> 00:40:51.159 see him doing Sam Darnold. As long as you don't 00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:53.360 make mistakes and you make the critical plays 00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:55.059 when you need to, most of them, you're not going 00:40:55.059 --> 00:40:57.000 to make all of them, the people on the other 00:40:57.000 --> 00:41:01.039 side are all pros and all that too. It is funny 00:41:01.039 --> 00:41:02.800 how people used to say, well, in order to win 00:41:02.800 --> 00:41:05.000 the Super Bowl, you need that franchise quarterback, 00:41:05.420 --> 00:41:08.019 you've got to have that. Seattle showed everyone, 00:41:08.239 --> 00:41:10.360 nah, just have a complete team. Well, football 00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:13.199 goes through phases. And what happened is, quietly, 00:41:13.320 --> 00:41:15.139 while the Chiefs were pulling quarterback, quarterback, 00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:18.039 quarterback, Everyone else is taking a step back 00:41:18.039 --> 00:41:21.039 like Philadelphia and Seattle and going defensive 00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:24.340 line, defensive line, defensive line. So, in 00:41:24.340 --> 00:41:27.599 other words, they do their best to neutralize 00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:30.340 the quarterback. Instead of trying to outthrow 00:41:30.340 --> 00:41:33.519 him, they try to put him on the ground. Kind 00:41:33.519 --> 00:41:36.579 of look what police departments do. You know, 00:41:36.579 --> 00:41:40.159 when the bank robber is fleeing the scene in 00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:43.460 a really fast car, the police could spend, you 00:41:43.460 --> 00:41:45.949 know. Hundreds of thousands of dollars developing 00:41:45.949 --> 00:41:49.650 super fast cars to chase them. Or you could spend 00:41:49.650 --> 00:41:51.929 maybe a tenth of that money on technology to 00:41:51.929 --> 00:41:53.409 throw out the road in front of them and stop 00:41:53.409 --> 00:41:56.010 that car. Yes. And that's the smarter way to 00:41:56.010 --> 00:41:58.070 do it. Instead of join the chase and drive all 00:41:58.070 --> 00:42:00.210 over the... No, just stop the car. Yeah. And 00:42:00.210 --> 00:42:02.389 that's what your defensive line does. Oh, you've 00:42:02.389 --> 00:42:04.530 got this killer quarterback and awesome money. 00:42:04.590 --> 00:42:06.409 Well, we're just going to put up a brick wall 00:42:06.409 --> 00:42:07.809 that you can't run through. Yeah, it's like, 00:42:07.849 --> 00:42:09.230 yeah, we're going to throw these stop sticks 00:42:09.230 --> 00:42:11.460 and... We don't have to cover you downfield. 00:42:11.559 --> 00:42:13.219 We don't have to run after you and chase you. 00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:14.840 You're never going to get going. You're never 00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:16.619 going to get going. Yeah. It makes more sense 00:42:16.619 --> 00:42:19.719 to prevent rather than react. Yeah, I agree. 00:42:19.960 --> 00:42:23.480 And, you know, I mean, why would you try to fight 00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:25.119 with the best? You don't fist fight Muhammad 00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:28.619 Ali, right? No. You know, Mike Tyson, you don't 00:42:28.619 --> 00:42:30.860 come up and fist fight. Well, you know, boxing. 00:42:31.199 --> 00:42:35.090 Yeah. But you can street fight him. I did see 00:42:35.090 --> 00:42:37.610 Tommy Morrison get his ass kicked out in front 00:42:37.610 --> 00:42:41.889 of Buzzer Beach one night. And that's because 00:42:41.889 --> 00:42:44.429 the guy wasn't sitting there dancing around with 00:42:44.429 --> 00:42:46.269 his hands up. He just started knocking the shit 00:42:46.269 --> 00:42:48.949 out of him. And that element of surprise won 00:42:48.949 --> 00:42:51.889 it. Because you're lying on the ground with blood 00:42:51.889 --> 00:42:57.250 going, what just happened? Alright, this is off 00:42:57.250 --> 00:42:59.610 the wall, but will Winston Cigarettes ever make 00:42:59.610 --> 00:43:03.849 a comeback? No. No, it's done. Yeah. All right, 00:43:03.949 --> 00:43:07.170 what sport needs to redo their rule book? Baseball. 00:43:07.429 --> 00:43:10.449 Baseball, big time. Yeah. Number one, baseball. 00:43:10.449 --> 00:43:12.869 I would say baseball because there are way too 00:43:12.869 --> 00:43:17.230 many strange, bizarre, antiquated rules. Special 00:43:17.230 --> 00:43:19.809 case rules. You know, fans like that. It's like, 00:43:19.869 --> 00:43:21.989 oh, well, this is weird, obscure. They need to 00:43:21.989 --> 00:43:23.650 streamline it to where people walk up like football. 00:43:23.849 --> 00:43:25.010 Make it easy to understand. All football fans 00:43:25.010 --> 00:43:26.670 would come in and go, oh, you know you can't 00:43:26.670 --> 00:43:28.550 do that. Look, that guy's holding. It's after 00:43:28.550 --> 00:43:30.530 five yards. Everyone will come up and do that. 00:43:30.570 --> 00:43:32.369 They'll go, no, that's within five yards. Forget 00:43:32.369 --> 00:43:36.269 it. You know, everybody knows. They know it's 00:43:36.269 --> 00:43:39.110 streamlined. Everybody knows the rules that are 00:43:39.110 --> 00:43:41.889 a football fan. Baseball, you can't really say 00:43:41.889 --> 00:43:44.630 that about. And soccer is getting better because 00:43:44.630 --> 00:43:47.530 the people that have been with soccer the whole 00:43:47.530 --> 00:43:50.389 time are starting to teach people like me the 00:43:50.389 --> 00:43:53.190 intricate rules. And I'm like, oh, that's interesting. 00:43:53.349 --> 00:43:56.530 I never knew that. It's a longstanding joke that 00:43:56.530 --> 00:43:58.550 even people who have been into baseball all their 00:43:58.550 --> 00:44:01.210 lives can't really explain the infield fly rule. 00:44:01.829 --> 00:44:04.570 That's the joke. That is a joke. Yeah. You drop 00:44:04.570 --> 00:44:10.519 the damn thing, it's on. I've always found that 00:44:10.519 --> 00:44:12.739 one of the stupidest rules around, but the way 00:44:12.739 --> 00:44:14.960 I read it was they were worried about injuries, 00:44:15.159 --> 00:44:18.260 people colliding. So you do the infield fly rule 00:44:18.260 --> 00:44:22.539 to keep everyone from killing you. But I want 00:44:22.539 --> 00:44:24.019 to see everyone killing each other trying to 00:44:24.019 --> 00:44:28.699 get that ball. And they wear helmets. Yeah, you 00:44:28.699 --> 00:44:31.699 wear helmets. Injury is a part of the game. The 00:44:31.699 --> 00:44:35.059 whole thing is it's like... Call everybody off 00:44:35.059 --> 00:44:37.000 as loud as you can. Make sure they hear you. 00:44:37.039 --> 00:44:39.420 Get away. Go. I got it. I got it. Yeah. Have 00:44:39.420 --> 00:44:41.199 a safe word. Number eight. Get the fuck out of 00:44:41.199 --> 00:44:43.920 here. You know. Yeah. A safe word. They'd be 00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:46.820 out there going, Albatross. Albatross. Polyurethane. 00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:51.219 Polyurethane. Polyurethane. They're like, you 00:44:51.219 --> 00:44:54.619 dumbass. It was fucking weed control today. Oh, 00:44:54.719 --> 00:44:57.480 shit. I forgot. Oh, yeah. Polyurethane is my 00:44:57.480 --> 00:45:00.280 sex safe word. Oh, shit. I forgot. Yeah. Yeah. 00:45:00.320 --> 00:45:02.710 That's when she brings out that one. Oh. Forget 00:45:02.710 --> 00:45:11.369 it. No pegging. No entry today. Yes. Yeah, baseball 00:45:11.369 --> 00:45:13.969 needs to – yeah, I think if baseball wants to 00:45:13.969 --> 00:45:16.969 survive, one, revamp the rule book, kind of help 00:45:16.969 --> 00:45:18.889 speed up the game, make it more exciting, and 00:45:18.889 --> 00:45:23.909 two, maximize making it gambler -friendly. That's 00:45:23.909 --> 00:45:25.449 the other thing, too, but they started doing 00:45:25.449 --> 00:45:28.030 some of that when the Royals were finally back 00:45:28.030 --> 00:45:30.349 in the playoffs two years ago. Playoffs? Yeah, 00:45:30.369 --> 00:45:33.570 playoffs. I started seeing where they go probability 00:45:33.570 --> 00:45:36.650 of win on the bottom. Yeah. Well, guess who that's 00:45:36.650 --> 00:45:40.110 for? Yeah. People with their app going, oh, okay, 00:45:40.170 --> 00:45:42.670 the Royals got an 85 % probability. I got a feeling 00:45:42.670 --> 00:45:45.170 this guy's going to come up and hit a dinger 00:45:45.170 --> 00:45:47.570 for three. There's two people on. I'm going to 00:45:47.570 --> 00:45:49.590 go the other way. And every time they bring up 00:45:49.590 --> 00:45:54.630 some bizarre. convoluted streak. Like, you know, 00:45:54.650 --> 00:45:57.190 this player has never struck out on a Tuesday 00:45:57.190 --> 00:46:01.150 following a day off when he's on the... Car salesman. 00:46:01.329 --> 00:46:03.789 Yeah, just on and on. Look at those hubcaps. 00:46:05.090 --> 00:46:07.719 It's an invitation to go bet on it. Yeah, yeah, 00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:09.320 yeah. Will the streak continue? Will the streak 00:46:09.320 --> 00:46:11.260 be broken? That's why they bring it open. The 00:46:11.260 --> 00:46:15.000 mileage on this thing. Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, 00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:16.539 whenever I drove down the road there, all the 00:46:16.539 --> 00:46:18.699 girls look around. You know, yeah, all that stuff. 00:46:18.940 --> 00:46:20.559 That's what they're doing is, is like going, 00:46:20.659 --> 00:46:24.920 yeah, boy, you got a bad hair. Yeah. I let you 00:46:24.920 --> 00:46:26.719 in on something you wasn't supposed to know. 00:46:27.000 --> 00:46:30.920 Yep. Yeah, so. All right, should a player with 00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:33.440 concussions have to wear the special helmet? 00:46:33.780 --> 00:46:36.239 I would say yeah. I think so, too. I think it's 00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:41.679 the. You know, someone has to be the dad. Yeah. 00:46:41.940 --> 00:46:44.539 You know, someone has to come in and go, we don't 00:46:44.539 --> 00:46:46.480 care if you like it or not. If you're going to 00:46:46.480 --> 00:46:48.599 play in this league, we're not going to have 00:46:48.599 --> 00:46:52.119 you get CTE for entertainment. You are going 00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:54.400 to have to wear this helmet or forget it. You're 00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:57.099 not playing. And really, why not? You know, protect 00:46:57.099 --> 00:46:59.239 your players so they'll play in the league longer. 00:46:59.380 --> 00:47:01.440 Yeah. So they won't miss games. I mean, they 00:47:01.440 --> 00:47:03.559 make us wear seatbelts and have airbags in our 00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:07.699 cars. Yeah. You can't opt out of that. No, I 00:47:07.699 --> 00:47:10.599 agree, and I find that irritating because a lot 00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:12.760 of people are going to have a horrible life after 00:47:12.760 --> 00:47:14.639 football because they do not wear those helmets. 00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:20.619 Next to Andy Reid, who would be the best active 00:47:20.619 --> 00:47:27.159 coach in the NFL? John Harbaugh, maybe? Mike 00:47:27.159 --> 00:47:31.179 Tomlin is out for the time being. I'd say the 00:47:31.179 --> 00:47:33.829 coach in Denver is doing real. Oh, Sean Payton 00:47:33.829 --> 00:47:35.730 would probably be the next one, yeah. I'd say 00:47:35.730 --> 00:47:37.949 he's doing a really, really good job. Yeah, he's 00:47:37.949 --> 00:47:43.210 sustained. Let's face it. If Bo Nix didn't get 00:47:43.210 --> 00:47:46.190 hurt on that last play, that championship game 00:47:46.190 --> 00:47:48.349 would have been completely different. Yeah. Denver 00:47:48.349 --> 00:47:50.530 would have owned the Patriots. The Patriots are 00:47:50.530 --> 00:47:52.630 not there yet. They're good, but not as good 00:47:52.630 --> 00:47:55.090 as people thought. Yeah, and the weather was 00:47:55.090 --> 00:47:56.789 really the deciding factor in that game. It was, 00:47:56.869 --> 00:47:59.630 yeah. So you got a Stenum who didn't play in 00:47:59.630 --> 00:48:04.659 three years, and then you got – Drake May, who's 00:48:04.659 --> 00:48:07.840 improving. You know, there's a little bit, to 00:48:07.840 --> 00:48:09.500 me, there's a little bit too much made of him. 00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:11.679 Yeah. And I think he's coming back to earth this 00:48:11.679 --> 00:48:15.219 year. Yeah, I think Patriot organization is really 00:48:15.219 --> 00:48:17.360 desperate to have another quarterback that everyone 00:48:17.360 --> 00:48:20.719 loves. So they're trying to. make drake may that 00:48:20.719 --> 00:48:23.699 guy i'll put it like this all the obnoxious patriots 00:48:23.699 --> 00:48:26.699 fans i i got a lot of friends i did a lot of 00:48:26.699 --> 00:48:29.280 work up uh in the northeast met some of them 00:48:29.280 --> 00:48:31.639 on cruises and stuff i have a lot of friends 00:48:31.639 --> 00:48:33.820 that live up in the massachusetts area and i 00:48:33.820 --> 00:48:37.059 worked in massachusetts quite a bit okay so i 00:48:37.059 --> 00:48:39.920 have a lot of friends and they were so obnoxious 00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:43.599 when tom brady was there yes then when he left 00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:46.159 you didn't hear a peep so with their resurgence 00:48:46.159 --> 00:48:48.579 this year didn't hear a peep They're not convinced. 00:48:48.920 --> 00:48:51.940 No, they're not. That's a good point. I was just 00:48:51.940 --> 00:48:56.039 remembering the old joke that when you marry, 00:48:56.199 --> 00:48:59.000 you should marry a New England fan because she 00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:04.619 won't mind if you cheat. I like that. I like 00:49:04.619 --> 00:49:08.860 that. All right, now on to some other stuff. 00:49:09.159 --> 00:49:12.300 Since we are alternate universe, but we're talking 00:49:12.300 --> 00:49:14.920 sports, has Hollywood lost touch with a common 00:49:14.920 --> 00:49:19.710 viewer? I think so. For a large part, yeah. Mostly. 00:49:20.530 --> 00:49:23.030 Mostly Hollywood is trying to make money off. 00:49:23.070 --> 00:49:24.710 Whatever they produce, they want to make money 00:49:24.710 --> 00:49:26.289 off. Yeah, they don't care. They just want to 00:49:26.289 --> 00:49:27.889 make money, and they want the profit margins 00:49:27.889 --> 00:49:30.570 to be huge. So if you get a subpar deal that 00:49:30.570 --> 00:49:33.309 will make sense to their bottom line, that's 00:49:33.309 --> 00:49:36.210 what you're going to get. You'll still get movies 00:49:36.210 --> 00:49:40.610 that are only made to make a statement or to 00:49:40.610 --> 00:49:46.719 try to influence. Like, who was the... documentary 00:49:46.719 --> 00:49:50.340 guy michael myers or mike myers mike myers yeah 00:49:50.340 --> 00:49:54.780 um his movies really weren't intended to make 00:49:54.780 --> 00:49:57.000 money he was making political statements and 00:49:57.000 --> 00:49:59.320 you'll still get some of those yeah but for the 00:49:59.320 --> 00:50:01.539 most part i think what hollywood is out of touch 00:50:01.539 --> 00:50:05.159 with is they're trying to pander by offering 00:50:05.159 --> 00:50:07.940 what they think people want and they're getting 00:50:07.940 --> 00:50:12.690 it wrong over and over and over again And they're 00:50:12.690 --> 00:50:15.070 misjudging not only do people want to see this, 00:50:15.170 --> 00:50:18.190 and a lot of times it's no, but it's also how 00:50:18.190 --> 00:50:20.789 much of this do people want to see? Do they want 00:50:20.789 --> 00:50:22.730 to spend two hours in the theater watching this? 00:50:22.769 --> 00:50:24.530 Do they want to spend a whole season watching 00:50:24.530 --> 00:50:26.530 a TV show with this? And a lot of people are 00:50:26.530 --> 00:50:29.489 saying, nah. Yeah, I mean, you get what I used 00:50:29.489 --> 00:50:33.050 to call, now he's pretty much a human strip steak, 00:50:33.289 --> 00:50:38.289 Rob Reiner. Yeah. No offense to anybody that 00:50:38.289 --> 00:50:44.650 likes him. Okay, so, yeah, he was notorious for 00:50:44.650 --> 00:50:47.510 producing like that. He wanted to get a message 00:50:47.510 --> 00:50:49.429 across. He didn't care if he was entertaining 00:50:49.429 --> 00:50:53.489 or not. Exactly. Yeah, so. And also the wishing 00:50:53.489 --> 00:50:56.630 harm on people, I think, kind of backfired on 00:50:56.630 --> 00:51:00.250 him. Yeah. A lot. I mean, think of how ugly and 00:51:00.250 --> 00:51:03.719 horrifying that would be. for rob reiner's wife 00:51:03.719 --> 00:51:05.920 they're they're being stabbed to death by their 00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:08.760 own kid and they're watching their own kid stabbing 00:51:08.760 --> 00:51:10.780 their spouse to death and it's like you have 00:51:10.780 --> 00:51:13.460 to watch yourself and your spouse horrible thing 00:51:13.460 --> 00:51:17.760 yeah and you know that you're next also yeah 00:51:17.760 --> 00:51:21.099 and you know at some point while that was happening 00:51:21.099 --> 00:51:23.699 i wonder if rob thought to himself wow i really 00:51:23.699 --> 00:51:26.260 fucked up and put myself in the situation yeah 00:51:26.260 --> 00:51:29.019 or was he in denial until the very end why is 00:51:29.019 --> 00:51:31.480 this happening to me It was pretty much fine 00:51:31.480 --> 00:51:33.340 with the Charlie Kirk getting shot in the neck. 00:51:33.440 --> 00:51:39.119 He was. So, you know. Yeah, when you start bragging 00:51:39.119 --> 00:51:41.179 and boasting about someone else's murder, and 00:51:41.179 --> 00:51:43.340 then you get murdered, you've got to kind of 00:51:43.340 --> 00:51:45.059 expect people are going to shit on your memory, 00:51:45.119 --> 00:51:47.679 too. He kind of deserved it. He did. I would 00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:50.460 never say that about Rob Reiner. Nobody deserves 00:51:50.460 --> 00:51:52.119 it. How horrible to say something about... That 00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:54.400 is despicable. It is. He can go explain that 00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:58.000 to God. Yeah. Okay? You know, the book of judgment 00:51:58.000 --> 00:52:00.300 there? Listen, I've got a lot of stuff I've got 00:52:00.300 --> 00:52:02.440 to explain, and I know this. We all do. We all 00:52:02.440 --> 00:52:05.960 do. Imagine that, fresh. So, Mr. Reiner, sit 00:52:05.960 --> 00:52:08.570 down. We've got a few things we've got to go 00:52:08.570 --> 00:52:13.530 over here. Yeah. First off, do you want to meet 00:52:13.530 --> 00:52:17.369 Charlie Kirk? No. Oh, wait, wait, wait. You're 00:52:17.369 --> 00:52:21.250 going to the other place. I'm sorry. I think 00:52:21.250 --> 00:52:23.570 your elevator's going down. Yeah, yeah, your 00:52:23.570 --> 00:52:25.550 elevator's going down. But let me explain this 00:52:25.550 --> 00:52:28.429 first. This is legal formalities, you know. Listen, 00:52:28.570 --> 00:52:30.730 God wants me to explain to you why you're going 00:52:30.730 --> 00:52:35.019 downstairs, okay? So, yeah. Anyhow. Pretty sure 00:52:35.019 --> 00:52:37.199 that whatever happens after we die, we have zero 00:52:37.199 --> 00:52:40.400 control over. It's been demonstrated. If not, 00:52:40.480 --> 00:52:42.659 someone would come back. Yeah. And I always say 00:52:42.659 --> 00:52:44.480 the biggest thing about death is we never had 00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:46.900 anyone come back except Jesus. Yeah. And go, 00:52:47.039 --> 00:52:49.099 hey, guys, don't worry about it, man. You know, 00:52:49.139 --> 00:52:51.420 when you go out, there's like this big wall, 00:52:51.539 --> 00:52:53.800 okay, and it looks real scary. Yeah. But you 00:52:53.800 --> 00:52:55.400 go up and knock on it, and they open it. You 00:52:55.400 --> 00:52:58.980 know, if someone came back and explained it. 00:52:59.559 --> 00:53:02.539 We might be scared to death and hang on to life 00:53:02.539 --> 00:53:04.559 forever and keep us on a ventilator, or we might 00:53:04.559 --> 00:53:08.280 go, yeah, I'm ready to go. Yeah. So, yeah. All 00:53:08.280 --> 00:53:12.340 right. Does Hollywood care about the common viewer? 00:53:12.559 --> 00:53:15.059 No. Not at all? No, we're just somebody to make 00:53:15.059 --> 00:53:16.960 money off of. Yeah, that's it. We're a facilitator 00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:20.159 for money. Yeah. I think the attitude is, here's 00:53:20.159 --> 00:53:22.800 what we think they want to see now so we can 00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:24.960 make money off of them, but here's what we're 00:53:24.960 --> 00:53:26.659 going to convince them they want to see next 00:53:26.659 --> 00:53:29.139 because we can make this stuff real cheap. Yeah, 00:53:29.139 --> 00:53:32.460 yep. That's pretty much Hollywood, every TV studio, 00:53:32.539 --> 00:53:36.389 movie studio. That's pretty much it. You know, 00:53:36.389 --> 00:53:38.389 figure out what they want to watch and then we'll 00:53:38.389 --> 00:53:40.650 guide them into something that we'll tell them 00:53:40.650 --> 00:53:41.849 they want to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also 00:53:41.849 --> 00:53:44.210 they put in their messages too. So they try to 00:53:44.210 --> 00:53:48.469 congeal all of that into one little thing. And 00:53:48.469 --> 00:53:51.010 usually it doesn't jive with me. Yeah. I spot 00:53:51.010 --> 00:53:53.090 the little subtle messages they're trying to 00:53:53.090 --> 00:53:55.070 give you right off the bat. Yeah. And automatically 00:53:55.070 --> 00:53:57.190 it turns me away from the program because I already 00:53:57.190 --> 00:53:58.869 know how I feel. I don't need someone telling 00:53:58.869 --> 00:54:02.210 me. Yeah. Yeah, every time I see a medical show. 00:54:03.240 --> 00:54:06.639 where, especially this is true in shows that 00:54:06.639 --> 00:54:09.380 have an emergency room, and the doctors there 00:54:09.380 --> 00:54:12.719 are relentlessly hostile towards law enforcement. 00:54:12.940 --> 00:54:15.500 They're insulting, they're rude, they're arrogant, 00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:18.420 they're demanding. It's just this constant anger 00:54:18.420 --> 00:54:20.420 and hostility towards law enforcement. And the 00:54:20.420 --> 00:54:22.940 thing is, I don't know where they got that from, 00:54:23.039 --> 00:54:28.730 honestly. Yeah, it's a liberal thing. It's not 00:54:28.730 --> 00:54:30.969 a real life thing. Hang on. You're right. You're 00:54:30.969 --> 00:54:33.090 right. Yeah. You're right. I didn't even think 00:54:33.090 --> 00:54:35.829 about it like that. Yeah. It used to be on shows 00:54:35.829 --> 00:54:38.869 they would make a real point about any person 00:54:38.869 --> 00:54:41.710 anywhere that owned any gun whatsoever was automatically 00:54:41.710 --> 00:54:45.630 evil. Yeah. And now that has turned towards the 00:54:45.630 --> 00:54:48.190 police. Oh, police are evil. They're all bullies. 00:54:48.190 --> 00:54:49.590 They're all racist. They're all horrible. They're 00:54:49.590 --> 00:54:51.530 evil until someone has a gun pointed at you and 00:54:51.530 --> 00:54:54.110 the police shows up and he takes the hit for 00:54:54.110 --> 00:54:57.639 you. There was one show where the plot was a 00:54:57.639 --> 00:55:01.400 patient came in, didn't get enough attention, 00:55:01.619 --> 00:55:04.800 so he took a doctor and several other people 00:55:04.800 --> 00:55:08.480 hostage. And SWAT shows up, and the person who 00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:13.000 runs the hospital, mostly what she does is interfere 00:55:13.000 --> 00:55:15.360 with law enforcement and tell them, you're not 00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:17.159 doing it right, you're doing it wrong, you should 00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:19.219 be doing this, stop doing that, you're not doing 00:55:19.219 --> 00:55:21.440 enough. It's repulsive. It is. I mean, all she 00:55:21.440 --> 00:55:23.679 does is just... bitch at law enforcement about 00:55:23.679 --> 00:55:25.780 how horrible and awful they are they need to 00:55:25.780 --> 00:55:28.360 get out but at the same time you need to stop 00:55:28.360 --> 00:55:29.860 this you need to fix this you need to put an 00:55:29.860 --> 00:55:33.659 end to this just the angry demanding person yeah 00:55:33.659 --> 00:55:38.099 um yeah and that's what hollywood seems to like 00:55:38.099 --> 00:55:42.579 to focus in on yeah um and you know i mean listen 00:55:42.579 --> 00:55:45.860 are there bad cops yes but i would hate to see 00:55:45.860 --> 00:55:48.409 an america without cogs There are lots of bad 00:55:48.409 --> 00:55:50.510 doctors, too, but somehow doctors are always 00:55:50.510 --> 00:55:52.110 the heroes. There's a lot of bad politicians, 00:55:52.369 --> 00:55:55.030 too, but people have their eyes fucking blind 00:55:55.030 --> 00:55:57.869 to that. There are a whole bunch of bad people 00:55:57.869 --> 00:56:00.269 who are running non -profit liberal organizations. 00:56:00.289 --> 00:56:02.989 All the time, yes. Isn't that funny how that 00:56:02.989 --> 00:56:08.389 seems to be a pattern? Yep. A big pattern. Yeah. 00:56:08.829 --> 00:56:11.949 I run into people all sorts, all the time, who 00:56:11.949 --> 00:56:15.079 will... see a situation and they'll just disbelieve 00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:17.900 oh no one would ever do that that would never 00:56:17.900 --> 00:56:21.360 happen i used to be one of those guys how could 00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:23.719 how could they have this pedophile island and 00:56:23.719 --> 00:56:26.300 nobody know about it yeah this couldn't oh that's 00:56:26.300 --> 00:56:28.480 not real that couldn't happen a lot of people 00:56:28.480 --> 00:56:31.920 knew about it but they are to me indicted if 00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:34.199 they knew about it and not turning it in yeah 00:56:34.199 --> 00:56:36.719 if you know about something like that going on 00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:40.480 is your duty not only as a citizen, but as a 00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:42.719 human being and the right thing to do to turn 00:56:42.719 --> 00:56:45.900 that in. You know, even when I worked for the 00:56:45.900 --> 00:56:50.619 Postal Service, I would see my co -workers doing 00:56:50.619 --> 00:56:54.039 things that were against the rules. And in a 00:56:54.039 --> 00:56:56.019 lot of cases, against the law. Because a lot 00:56:56.019 --> 00:56:58.960 of post office rules are actually federal law. 00:57:00.420 --> 00:57:02.840 It's not just a rule that you don't throw someone's 00:57:02.840 --> 00:57:04.840 mail away. It's an actual federal law that you 00:57:04.840 --> 00:57:07.079 go to jail for. And people get busted all the 00:57:07.079 --> 00:57:09.559 time doing stuff like that. But I would see over 00:57:09.559 --> 00:57:12.199 and over somebody would do something wrong and 00:57:12.199 --> 00:57:14.280 then giggle about it and tell other people and 00:57:14.280 --> 00:57:16.360 they'd giggle about it too and nobody would turn 00:57:16.360 --> 00:57:19.869 them in. And that happens all over the place, 00:57:19.869 --> 00:57:22.730 all the time, at every level of every business, 00:57:22.750 --> 00:57:25.369 everywhere. Of course it's happening. And, you 00:57:25.369 --> 00:57:27.469 know, if it's, you know, hey, yeah, I picked 00:57:27.469 --> 00:57:29.510 up this girl last night and I did her and then 00:57:29.510 --> 00:57:31.389 I killed her and buried her body out in the dump. 00:57:31.590 --> 00:57:34.190 Oh, yeah, that's funny. There are people who 00:57:34.190 --> 00:57:36.429 won't turn people in for that. They think it's 00:57:36.429 --> 00:57:39.030 funny and then they'd go do it too. Yeah, yep. 00:57:39.230 --> 00:57:41.230 But, of course, they'll, no, no one would ever 00:57:41.230 --> 00:57:44.550 do that. Okay. Go ahead and live your life. Just 00:57:44.550 --> 00:57:46.949 stay away from me. Well, like I said, my eyes 00:57:46.949 --> 00:57:50.150 were opened, and I apologized to some people 00:57:50.150 --> 00:57:52.309 that were telling me that this was going on, 00:57:52.409 --> 00:57:56.010 and I kind of poo -pooed it off. Well, for me, 00:57:56.110 --> 00:57:59.130 I had the, I guess you could call it an advantage, 00:57:59.329 --> 00:58:03.309 of learning very early in my life that the people 00:58:03.309 --> 00:58:06.070 that you're supposed to rely and count on can 00:58:06.070 --> 00:58:09.510 and will do horrible and criminal things to you. 00:58:10.559 --> 00:58:13.780 Because my dad used to beat me, which was utterly 00:58:13.780 --> 00:58:16.599 illegal and a horrible thing to do, but he didn't 00:58:16.599 --> 00:58:19.500 give a damn. And every member of my family just 00:58:19.500 --> 00:58:23.159 turned a blind eye. I blame them just as much. 00:58:23.179 --> 00:58:26.260 They were complicit. They were on board. But 00:58:26.260 --> 00:58:28.380 there's something horrible and illegal happening 00:58:28.380 --> 00:58:30.699 right under their noses, and nobody said a damn 00:58:30.699 --> 00:58:34.119 word ever. And to this day, I know at least one 00:58:34.119 --> 00:58:36.300 of my siblings who will refuse to believe that 00:58:36.300 --> 00:58:39.250 ever happened. He just, no, no, I'm sure you're 00:58:39.250 --> 00:58:40.730 making that up. You just don't remember right. 00:58:40.889 --> 00:58:43.690 And to credit you, he is a flaming fucking idiot. 00:58:43.750 --> 00:58:47.710 He is, absolutely. But I think alcohol rotted 00:58:47.710 --> 00:58:50.110 his brain. He's an alcoholic, and as far as I 00:58:50.110 --> 00:58:52.590 know, he's sober right now, but he's been... 00:58:52.590 --> 00:58:54.469 His brain's pickled anyway. Yeah, he's fallen 00:58:54.469 --> 00:58:57.210 off the wagon a couple of times. And really, 00:58:57.289 --> 00:58:59.050 the only time I could get along with him was 00:58:59.050 --> 00:59:01.590 when he was drunk. because he was kind of neutralized 00:59:01.590 --> 00:59:03.389 and he wasn't such an asshole. But when he'd 00:59:03.389 --> 00:59:05.349 sober up, he was a prick and I didn't want to 00:59:05.349 --> 00:59:08.650 be around him. It makes me wonder if maybe the 00:59:08.650 --> 00:59:11.010 way that he acts, because you've informed me 00:59:11.010 --> 00:59:13.070 of a lot and I've seen some of it online before 00:59:13.070 --> 00:59:17.010 you got him out of your life, if maybe your dad 00:59:17.010 --> 00:59:20.050 was cruel to him before you came along. He kind 00:59:20.050 --> 00:59:22.630 of exhibits, from what I read, some of that behavior. 00:59:22.650 --> 00:59:28.289 It could be. What I always remember is... From 00:59:28.289 --> 00:59:34.730 my memory of him, he was dad's enabler. Oh, okay. 00:59:34.809 --> 00:59:37.570 Then that can be... If dad was Hitler, then my 00:59:37.570 --> 00:59:41.090 brother was head of the Gestapo. Okay. Yeah. 00:59:41.250 --> 00:59:43.510 And he couldn't wait to rat me out. He would 00:59:43.510 --> 00:59:45.929 set me up and rat me out. He would make up shit 00:59:45.929 --> 00:59:48.809 about me and rat me out to get me beaten again. 00:59:48.889 --> 00:59:51.889 That's fucked up. Yeah. I got the reputation 00:59:51.889 --> 00:59:55.159 as a kid of being a really, really... horrible 00:59:55.159 --> 00:59:57.300 liar i just you know oh he just lies all the 00:59:57.300 --> 00:59:59.719 time everything's a lie but i wasn't they were 00:59:59.719 --> 01:00:02.320 making up shit about me to wreck my reputation 01:00:02.320 --> 01:00:04.820 so that if i ever said hey dad's beating me no 01:00:04.820 --> 01:00:07.280 one would believe me that man that is just so 01:00:07.280 --> 01:00:09.559 wrong on so many levels but you see i learned 01:00:09.559 --> 01:00:11.840 that when i was eight years old so i've known 01:00:11.840 --> 01:00:15.039 all my life that People who look nice on the 01:00:15.039 --> 01:00:17.500 outside. And my dad had a lot of friends, a lot 01:00:17.500 --> 01:00:19.940 of people who admired him, etc. But to me, he 01:00:19.940 --> 01:00:22.320 was the monster. I've learned that the hard way, 01:00:22.340 --> 01:00:24.800 too. So I'm ready to believe that anybody can 01:00:24.800 --> 01:00:28.079 be a monster. Even if I don't see it, even if 01:00:28.079 --> 01:00:30.099 there's no indication, it's in there. They can. 01:00:30.239 --> 01:00:35.699 Oh, yeah. Oh, I've seen the most docile people. 01:00:36.239 --> 01:00:40.289 Just something happened that just... did the 01:00:40.289 --> 01:00:44.010 thing, flipped their trigger, and they are a 01:00:44.010 --> 01:00:47.250 raging lunatic. And quite often, it's the pendulum 01:00:47.250 --> 01:00:49.929 effect. It's like, oh, I don't care. That's all 01:00:49.929 --> 01:00:52.010 right. And just at one time, it's like, what 01:00:52.010 --> 01:00:54.090 the fuck? And they start destroying the whole 01:00:54.090 --> 01:00:57.869 room. So, yeah. I try to always be ready for 01:00:57.869 --> 01:01:00.429 that stuff. Yeah, me too. You know, most of the 01:01:00.429 --> 01:01:03.329 times, what I like to do is, anymore, we got 01:01:03.329 --> 01:01:06.440 a guy at work that... Likes to say mean things 01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:09.500 and then try to disguise it. What I do is I repeat 01:01:09.500 --> 01:01:13.320 what he says real slow and nothing else. And 01:01:13.320 --> 01:01:15.780 then everybody else looks up and is like, that 01:01:15.780 --> 01:01:19.400 was shitty. And then I don't say another word. 01:01:19.880 --> 01:01:22.480 And then he'll flip out. He knows what I've done, 01:01:22.579 --> 01:01:24.440 so he doesn't do it so much. And he'll be like, 01:01:24.760 --> 01:01:27.440 yeah, of course I didn't mean it like that. And 01:01:27.440 --> 01:01:29.739 it's like, well, what? Nobody said you meant 01:01:29.739 --> 01:01:32.800 it like that. All I did was repeat what you said. 01:01:32.840 --> 01:01:35.780 I was trying to distinguish what you meant. So 01:01:35.780 --> 01:01:38.260 you're saying you didn't mean it like that? Well, 01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:40.719 why'd you have to defend it? Yeah, that was like 01:01:40.719 --> 01:01:44.019 the time that, remember when Trump got booked 01:01:44.019 --> 01:01:46.539 and he misrepresented his weight on his booking 01:01:46.539 --> 01:01:48.940 form? Oh, yeah, yeah. And all the liberals suddenly 01:01:48.940 --> 01:01:51.519 decided fat shaming was okay if it was Donald 01:01:51.519 --> 01:01:54.059 Trump, so they all indulged in fat shaming. Yes. 01:01:54.489 --> 01:01:56.849 And then I posted a comment saying, I see a bunch 01:01:56.849 --> 01:01:59.289 of you out there fat shaming, and I find that 01:01:59.289 --> 01:02:01.750 a very interesting thing to know about you. And 01:02:01.750 --> 01:02:04.670 the hatred I got from just saying it was an interesting 01:02:04.670 --> 01:02:06.849 thing to know about them. Yeah. I mean, there's 01:02:06.849 --> 01:02:09.030 no criticism there. I'm not saying don't do it. 01:02:09.070 --> 01:02:10.909 I'm not saying what I... I just said it was interesting. 01:02:11.150 --> 01:02:13.869 Yeah. And so many people commented with just 01:02:13.869 --> 01:02:16.329 flaming hatred. Well, this is... And they're 01:02:16.329 --> 01:02:19.289 trying to excuse why fat shaming was okay in 01:02:19.289 --> 01:02:22.230 this instance. Yeah. It's like, yeah, well, I 01:02:22.230 --> 01:02:25.480 didn't expect much different. Yeah. But that's 01:02:25.480 --> 01:02:28.639 a good response is to say, wow, that's an interesting 01:02:28.639 --> 01:02:30.480 thing to know about you. I love the way that 01:02:30.480 --> 01:02:32.199 ends. It's like, that's interesting to know. 01:02:32.360 --> 01:02:35.639 And then they take it upon themselves that you 01:02:35.639 --> 01:02:38.960 insulted them. That doesn't mean you insulted 01:02:38.960 --> 01:02:40.880 them at all. There's no insult. There's no threat. 01:02:40.940 --> 01:02:42.599 It's just a statement that you find something 01:02:42.599 --> 01:02:45.440 interesting. Yes. And there's no problem there. 01:02:45.599 --> 01:02:48.179 So if they get all bent about it, then they got 01:02:48.179 --> 01:02:51.159 a guilty heart. Yeah, yep. And that demonstrates 01:02:51.159 --> 01:02:53.239 it when you do what you did or do what I did. 01:02:53.360 --> 01:02:57.239 And it works really well because if you point 01:02:57.239 --> 01:03:00.380 it out without saying anything derogatory, then 01:03:00.380 --> 01:03:02.119 all of a sudden they're explaining themselves 01:03:02.119 --> 01:03:04.639 for no reason, which is what you want. Yeah, 01:03:04.699 --> 01:03:06.880 then you can hit them with, why do you feel like 01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:08.900 you need to justify yourself? I just said it 01:03:08.900 --> 01:03:11.599 was interesting. Yeah, I didn't say anything 01:03:11.599 --> 01:03:13.679 else. I didn't say you're a dumbass or nothing. 01:03:13.679 --> 01:03:15.880 You're the one suddenly coming out all hostile. 01:03:17.289 --> 01:03:21.449 All right, next one. Will terrestrial radio be 01:03:21.449 --> 01:03:25.110 around in 20 years? Not in its current form. 01:03:25.210 --> 01:03:27.150 Not in its current form at all, no. I think it's 01:03:27.150 --> 01:03:29.489 all going to be subscription. Yeah, and there 01:03:29.489 --> 01:03:32.230 will be some channels that are like public information 01:03:32.230 --> 01:03:36.940 or weather emergencies. There'll be the KFIs 01:03:36.940 --> 01:03:42.719 and the KCURs, College Station, and the PBS of 01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:45.239 radio, whatever you want to call it. I forgot, 01:03:45.440 --> 01:03:49.539 NPR. KCUR is the one in town here. Yeah. NPR. 01:03:49.760 --> 01:03:54.760 And KFI is independent, I don't know what you, 01:03:54.780 --> 01:03:57.139 well, anyhow, it doesn't matter. They suck anyhow. 01:03:57.280 --> 01:04:00.340 Yeah, I think the current model, and certainly 01:04:00.340 --> 01:04:03.639 the one we grew up with, dead. No. Utterly dead. 01:04:03.739 --> 01:04:06.599 Nope. No one wants to listen to the radio when 01:04:06.599 --> 01:04:09.599 they can watch the video. Yes. And a lot of people 01:04:09.599 --> 01:04:11.780 will wait or they'll just watch the video while 01:04:11.780 --> 01:04:13.659 they're driving because they don't care. And 01:04:13.659 --> 01:04:16.380 also another thing is nobody on radio is that 01:04:16.380 --> 01:04:18.780 interesting anymore. No. So you don't care about 01:04:18.780 --> 01:04:21.440 that. It used to be like, hey, Johnny Dolan's 01:04:21.440 --> 01:04:25.619 on. Hey, it's 714. Everyone get down here right 01:04:25.619 --> 01:04:28.619 now. Get your WHB, Car Star, you know, and all 01:04:28.619 --> 01:04:30.719 that stuff. That's a good point. We used to. 01:04:31.289 --> 01:04:33.869 arrange our life around the schedule of the radio 01:04:33.869 --> 01:04:36.550 or the tv yeah now it's no they have to adapt 01:04:36.550 --> 01:04:38.670 to our schedule whenever i feel like i have some 01:04:38.670 --> 01:04:41.369 time then i'll turn on the radio or tv and they 01:04:41.369 --> 01:04:44.289 better have what i want right then yeah yep that's 01:04:44.289 --> 01:04:46.510 that's really how it's going and i don't think 01:04:46.510 --> 01:04:48.510 it's ever going back no no no think about how 01:04:48.510 --> 01:04:50.949 it used to be everyone woke up and let's go back 01:04:50.949 --> 01:04:55.710 to dick and jay on ky 102 okay um everybody talked 01:04:55.710 --> 01:04:58.480 about it You know, afterwards. Hey, they said 01:04:58.480 --> 01:05:00.579 they're in Sedalia, but I heard they're really 01:05:00.579 --> 01:05:03.079 at the studio with sound effects. What? No way. 01:05:03.460 --> 01:05:05.800 No, no, no. I heard cars and people yelling. 01:05:06.019 --> 01:05:09.400 I think that was staged. Yeah. Or they do something. 01:05:09.500 --> 01:05:13.460 They used to be famous for just like pop -up 01:05:13.460 --> 01:05:16.619 broadcasts somewhere and stuff like that. Well, 01:05:16.739 --> 01:05:19.199 everyone would be talking about that day. Now, 01:05:19.199 --> 01:05:21.219 if you've got a radio show doing anything at 01:05:21.219 --> 01:05:23.860 all, nobody knows about it. You go, hey, did 01:05:23.860 --> 01:05:27.599 you hear so -and -so? Is that a station? Yeah, 01:05:27.619 --> 01:05:32.400 yeah, yeah. It's Star 107 or whatever. That doesn't 01:05:32.400 --> 01:05:35.340 happen anymore. I like to use my restaurant analogy. 01:05:37.260 --> 01:05:40.400 Currently, entertainment is basically on demand. 01:05:40.599 --> 01:05:42.260 You say, this is what I want to watch, this is 01:05:42.260 --> 01:05:43.739 what I want to listen to, and someone will serve 01:05:43.739 --> 01:05:45.960 it to you. That's like going to a restaurant. 01:05:45.980 --> 01:05:49.139 You say, I want a hamburger and onion rings and 01:05:49.139 --> 01:05:51.460 pickles on the side and a chocolate milkshake, 01:05:51.480 --> 01:05:54.440 and they'll make it for you. The way radio has 01:05:54.440 --> 01:05:56.579 been is, you know, here's what we have. Hope 01:05:56.579 --> 01:05:58.960 you like it. So imagine going to a restaurant 01:05:58.960 --> 01:06:01.500 and you just have to eat whatever they've already 01:06:01.500 --> 01:06:03.880 made and served. Yeah. And it's like, well, I 01:06:03.880 --> 01:06:05.760 really wanted a steak. And they said, well, yeah, 01:06:05.820 --> 01:06:07.519 in a couple hours we're going to cook some steak. 01:06:07.639 --> 01:06:11.300 Come back then. Yeah. That's how radio is. It 01:06:11.300 --> 01:06:13.960 is. And why the hell would you put up with that? 01:06:14.820 --> 01:06:18.019 Nobody does. No. No, the listenership, I mean, 01:06:18.059 --> 01:06:20.659 is not even half of what it used to be. No. People 01:06:20.659 --> 01:06:24.769 have just scattered. You know, and I mean, also, 01:06:24.969 --> 01:06:30.130 to kind of defend radio, there are so many choices. 01:06:30.230 --> 01:06:32.949 How can you keep up anyhow? I know, yeah. But 01:06:32.949 --> 01:06:35.369 nobody's really getting rich on radio anymore. 01:06:35.630 --> 01:06:37.329 No, and that's the problem, and that's how come 01:06:37.329 --> 01:06:39.150 the talent left and went somewhere else. Yeah. 01:06:39.210 --> 01:06:42.030 Is it got to where the advertisers weren't there, 01:06:42.110 --> 01:06:44.650 so the shows that were good aren't there anymore. 01:06:44.690 --> 01:06:46.969 They went to stuff like this. Yeah. Internet, 01:06:47.269 --> 01:06:51.159 streaming. And pretty much at the point where 01:06:51.159 --> 01:06:53.880 the on -air talent says, you know, I want this 01:06:53.880 --> 01:06:56.739 much per year, they'll say, yeah, you know what? 01:06:56.820 --> 01:06:59.000 We'll just get an automated system in here. They'll 01:06:59.000 --> 01:07:01.860 do it for you. Yeah, even SiriusXM didn't do 01:07:01.860 --> 01:07:03.860 that. They just started getting rid of talent. 01:07:04.000 --> 01:07:07.179 They didn't care. I don't know how well they're 01:07:07.179 --> 01:07:09.780 doing, but I don't listen to them anymore. I 01:07:09.780 --> 01:07:11.619 was listening to this one channel the other day. 01:07:13.019 --> 01:07:17.550 I forget which one it was. The woman who was 01:07:17.550 --> 01:07:22.309 talking between songs was a total moron. And 01:07:22.309 --> 01:07:25.070 she was getting everything wrong and saying completely 01:07:25.070 --> 01:07:27.710 wrong information. What was the song? I missed 01:07:27.710 --> 01:07:29.989 it. It was a SiriusXM channel. I think it was 01:07:29.989 --> 01:07:33.050 Deep Cuts or Classic Rewind. Oh, yeah, yeah, 01:07:33.070 --> 01:07:34.570 Classic Rewind. I think it was Cat Steel was 01:07:34.570 --> 01:07:36.409 her name or something like that. I know who you're 01:07:36.409 --> 01:07:37.969 talking about, yeah. Cleveland, I think. Anyway, 01:07:38.130 --> 01:07:41.210 everything out of her mouth was stupid and wrong, 01:07:41.329 --> 01:07:43.800 and I thought... This is why nobody cares to 01:07:43.800 --> 01:07:46.159 listen. Not only is she dull and boring, but 01:07:46.159 --> 01:07:49.920 nothing here is correct. Yeah. And I'm sure what 01:07:49.920 --> 01:07:53.219 she did is just had AI pull up some crap for 01:07:53.219 --> 01:07:55.739 her to say. Oh, I'm sure. If everyone else is 01:07:55.739 --> 01:07:57.619 getting it wrong, AI is getting it wrong too 01:07:57.619 --> 01:07:59.320 because they're basing on you. She's using the 01:07:59.320 --> 01:08:01.900 wrong program. Yeah. Because look at our songs. 01:08:02.239 --> 01:08:07.019 Yeah. Oh, my God. You know, you hardly ever mention 01:08:07.019 --> 01:08:09.480 vaping on the show at all. You might have mentioned 01:08:09.480 --> 01:08:11.639 it one time. They put that right in the song, 01:08:11.699 --> 01:08:12.599 didn't they? They put that right in the song. 01:08:13.380 --> 01:08:15.699 They picked out parts that are like highlights, 01:08:15.880 --> 01:08:18.699 and they throw them in there. It's just crazy. 01:08:19.079 --> 01:08:22.619 It's just like my fridge full of beer. I mentioned 01:08:22.619 --> 01:08:25.500 that like once or twice. Caught that, made that, 01:08:25.600 --> 01:08:30.500 stressed that point. And then what was it? One 01:08:30.500 --> 01:08:34.279 is a fact check fail. I thought that was brilliant. 01:08:34.420 --> 01:08:36.640 It's like, that's both of us. Yeah. We'll be 01:08:36.640 --> 01:08:40.159 like, oh, shit. Are you sure about that? Let 01:08:40.159 --> 01:08:42.140 me check. Oh, wait a minute. I take it back. 01:08:42.319 --> 01:08:43.979 Yeah, there have been several times I've read 01:08:43.979 --> 01:08:45.800 a story and said, now I look this up and it is 01:08:45.800 --> 01:08:47.840 fake. But it's interesting because it is fake. 01:08:47.840 --> 01:08:52.819 I still tell it, too. So, yeah. All right. And 01:08:52.819 --> 01:08:55.140 finally, on this one, and we can go into the 01:08:55.140 --> 01:08:57.680 bullet points after we go to a couple other things 01:08:57.680 --> 01:08:59.579 again. I have another set of them, or we can 01:08:59.579 --> 01:09:02.439 save them until next week, whatever. Okay. Will 01:09:02.439 --> 01:09:05.100 AI take over the personality of radio stations? 01:09:05.619 --> 01:09:08.060 Yeah. Yeah, I think they already have. We just 01:09:08.060 --> 01:09:10.260 don't know it. Yeah. I think a lot of the voices 01:09:10.260 --> 01:09:12.640 that we hear that aren't quite the same as they 01:09:12.640 --> 01:09:15.979 used to be, you know, they used to have the voice 01:09:15.979 --> 01:09:19.239 guys that were the ID, the signature of the station. 01:09:19.420 --> 01:09:22.439 Yeah. Now you hear 10 different people on most 01:09:22.439 --> 01:09:24.779 stations. You don't hear just that one guy going, 01:09:24.859 --> 01:09:27.500 KY -102. Yeah. You know, you don't hear that. 01:09:28.479 --> 01:09:31.039 I'm also hearing on YouTube videos, the person 01:09:31.039 --> 01:09:32.880 narrating the YouTube video, I'm starting to 01:09:32.880 --> 01:09:34.960 hear the same voice over and over and over. The 01:09:34.960 --> 01:09:37.699 same inflection, the same mispronunciations, 01:09:37.699 --> 01:09:40.859 the same AI voice. That's how you tell the AI 01:09:40.859 --> 01:09:44.279 voice is really well, is because the common sense 01:09:44.279 --> 01:09:47.579 concierge, I cannot get the guy to say concierge. 01:09:47.680 --> 01:09:51.000 He goes, concierge. And I'm just like, yeah, 01:09:51.000 --> 01:09:53.600 fuck it, close enough. And it's like, how can 01:09:53.600 --> 01:09:56.960 I spell this to get across that it's not concierge? 01:09:58.210 --> 01:10:00.770 And so finally I'm just like, people will get 01:10:00.770 --> 01:10:08.510 it. All right, you got something? Yeah. Are you 01:10:08.510 --> 01:10:11.170 familiar with Gracie Hunt, the daughter of Chiefs 01:10:11.170 --> 01:10:14.970 owner Clark Hunt? Yep. She has announced her 01:10:14.970 --> 01:10:19.050 engagement to boyfriend Derek Green. Okay. Gracie, 01:10:19.050 --> 01:10:21.250 27, who is the daughter of Kansas City Chiefs 01:10:21.250 --> 01:10:24.050 owner Clark Hunt. Trent Green's brother or son? 01:10:24.250 --> 01:10:27.630 Oh, is it really? Yep. I was just joking. It's 01:10:27.630 --> 01:10:30.810 his son. Announce your engagement to Derek Green, 01:10:30.930 --> 01:10:32.750 who is the son of former Super Bowl champion 01:10:32.750 --> 01:10:35.710 quarterback Trent Green. In a joint Instagram 01:10:35.710 --> 01:10:37.689 post. Oh, he would be a Super Bowl champion over 01:10:37.689 --> 01:10:41.789 in St. Louis. That's right. Okay. He was on injured 01:10:41.789 --> 01:10:44.729 reserve at the time, but Kurt Warner won the 01:10:44.729 --> 01:10:47.689 trophy. Yeah, Kurt Warner did. I think on that 01:10:47.689 --> 01:10:49.489 team, Trent Green would have done it too, but 01:10:49.489 --> 01:10:53.119 anyhow. But in a joint Instagram post on Saturday, 01:10:53.239 --> 01:10:56.279 April 4th, Derek, 26, proposed to Gracie at an 01:10:56.279 --> 01:10:58.500 outdoors altar that had been decorated with white 01:10:58.500 --> 01:11:00.899 flowers. The couple was joined by their loved 01:11:00.899 --> 01:11:03.180 ones for a heartwarming moment, including Gracie's 01:11:03.180 --> 01:11:07.380 dad, Clark, 61, and mom, Tavia, 54, as well as 01:11:07.380 --> 01:11:09.960 Derek's parents, Trent, 55, and Julie Green, 01:11:10.180 --> 01:11:13.579 who wouldn't give a rage. Everybody else gave 01:11:13.579 --> 01:11:16.109 a rage. Julie Green's like, nope. Well, one thing 01:11:16.109 --> 01:11:18.310 about Trent Green is everybody I know that knew 01:11:18.310 --> 01:11:22.689 him or still knows him or ran into him said he 01:11:22.689 --> 01:11:26.029 is the most humble, polite, nice, down -to -earth 01:11:26.029 --> 01:11:27.649 guy they've ever met. Decent guy, yeah. A decent 01:11:27.649 --> 01:11:31.329 guy. Which is great. Yeah. The group was pictured 01:11:31.329 --> 01:11:33.590 filming the proposal on their phones and clapping 01:11:33.590 --> 01:11:35.869 in celebration. Everyone gave them a round of 01:11:35.869 --> 01:11:38.289 clap. That was nice. Good. I don't know about 01:11:38.289 --> 01:11:42.340 giving someone clap. A close -up photo showing 01:11:42.340 --> 01:11:45.199 Gracie's emerald -cut engagement ring encrusted 01:11:45.199 --> 01:11:47.380 with white diamonds along with the band and one 01:11:47.380 --> 01:11:50.319 emerald green stone to reflect her new last name. 01:11:51.140 --> 01:11:53.659 Cool. I like that. Nice little touch. So emerald 01:11:53.659 --> 01:11:56.840 cut and one emerald green stone because her last 01:11:56.840 --> 01:11:58.779 name's going to be green. Oh, I like that. So 01:11:58.779 --> 01:12:03.760 there you go. All right. Very cool. I think it's 01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:07.079 really cool that kind of... royalty if you will 01:12:07.079 --> 01:12:10.100 because trent green never left kansas city which 01:12:10.100 --> 01:12:13.039 i really appreciate yeah you know he's like uh 01:12:13.039 --> 01:12:15.359 he's kind of like glenn dawson did you know he's 01:12:15.359 --> 01:12:17.520 like i could go anywhere but i'm staying here 01:12:17.520 --> 01:12:19.439 i think bill kenney stuck around for a while 01:12:19.439 --> 01:12:22.020 he did he became a senator yeah his political 01:12:22.020 --> 01:12:24.720 career didn't take off so i think he left after 01:12:24.720 --> 01:12:27.140 that yeah is he still alive i think he is i believe 01:12:27.140 --> 01:12:30.819 he is yeah i like bill kenney because He was 01:12:30.819 --> 01:12:33.260 a lower draft pick, but he did better than all 01:12:33.260 --> 01:12:35.260 the higher draft picks that we ever had. And 01:12:35.260 --> 01:12:37.239 the guy was tough. I mean, he fought really hard. 01:12:37.420 --> 01:12:39.819 He could be argued like before Mahomes, he was 01:12:39.819 --> 01:12:43.420 our best quarterback draft pick. Yeah, I think 01:12:43.420 --> 01:12:47.159 he was. Because Fuller and Blackledge and all 01:12:47.159 --> 01:12:48.739 those guys, none of them worked the high draft 01:12:48.739 --> 01:12:50.859 picks. Yeah, and Dawson wasn't drafted. Nope, 01:12:50.920 --> 01:12:56.119 nope, not by us. Yeah. Anyway, oh, got an interesting 01:12:56.119 --> 01:12:59.119 story here about Troy Aikman. And how he is all 01:12:59.119 --> 01:13:01.920 in for the Dolphins now. Ake my ears. Yes. Yeah, 01:13:01.939 --> 01:13:04.140 Troy, ache my ears. All right, now this is from 01:13:04.140 --> 01:13:07.039 a story from Mike Florio. So if I start quoting 01:13:07.039 --> 01:13:09.279 him extensively, I want to give him credit. Okay. 01:13:09.659 --> 01:13:12.100 There was a time when the Cowboys beat the Dolphins 01:13:12.100 --> 01:13:15.479 in the Super Bowl. But if the two teams somehow 01:13:15.479 --> 01:13:18.039 cross paths in the championship game in the not 01:13:18.039 --> 01:13:20.279 -too -distant future, Cowboys Hall of Fame Troy 01:13:20.279 --> 01:13:22.380 Aikman will definitely have a dog in the fight. 01:13:23.100 --> 01:13:25.939 In an interview with Clarence E. Hill Jr. of 01:13:25.939 --> 01:13:31.140 DLLS, D -L -L -S sports. Aikman made it clear 01:13:31.140 --> 01:13:33.859 that he's now all in for the Dolphins. It's still 01:13:33.859 --> 01:13:36.399 not clear, however, what Aikman will be actually 01:13:36.399 --> 01:13:39.779 doing for the Dolphins. Aikman explained that 01:13:39.779 --> 01:13:41.680 he was approached by Dolphins to assist with 01:13:41.680 --> 01:13:44.380 the general manager search. Then he was asked 01:13:44.380 --> 01:13:47.760 to help find a new head coach. Now he'll be sticking 01:13:47.760 --> 01:13:51.560 around. Quote, I'll continue to help in ways 01:13:51.560 --> 01:13:54.989 that are yet to be defined, Aikman said. While 01:13:54.989 --> 01:13:57.189 Aikman's specific role is to be determined, the 01:13:57.189 --> 01:13:59.350 thinking is that Aikman can help the effort in 01:13:59.350 --> 01:14:01.949 the same way that Tom Brady is helping the Raiders. 01:14:02.489 --> 01:14:05.229 It is similar in one important respect that continues 01:14:05.229 --> 01:14:07.550 to be glossed over by the league and the broadcast 01:14:07.550 --> 01:14:10.909 networks. While calling games for all 32 teams, 01:14:11.130 --> 01:14:13.609 Aikman now has a clear interest in the success 01:14:13.609 --> 01:14:16.989 of one of them. and he apparently has plans to 01:14:16.989 --> 01:14:19.329 leverage the thing he learns in his primary job 01:14:19.329 --> 01:14:21.810 to assist the performance of his second job, 01:14:21.930 --> 01:14:24.970 exactly what Tom Brady's doing. Uh -huh. Quote, 01:14:24.989 --> 01:14:26.829 I think the Dolphins were wise in understanding 01:14:26.829 --> 01:14:29.210 my relationship around the league, Aikman said, 01:14:29.369 --> 01:14:31.670 and knowing that I have information that they 01:14:31.670 --> 01:14:34.310 don't have or can't get. Remember that phrase, 01:14:34.470 --> 01:14:37.109 information that they don't have or can't get. 01:14:37.430 --> 01:14:39.810 Which leads me to believe like they shouldn't 01:14:39.810 --> 01:14:41.970 be having, I mean, and Tom Brady too, both of 01:14:41.970 --> 01:14:44.829 them should not be having. Continuing, he says, 01:14:44.909 --> 01:14:46.890 I think they were smart in taking advantage of 01:14:46.890 --> 01:14:48.590 that, whether it was through me or through somebody 01:14:48.590 --> 01:14:50.949 else. I don't feel there's a conflict, but I 01:14:50.949 --> 01:14:53.310 will say I'm pulling for the Dolphins because 01:14:53.310 --> 01:14:55.590 now I have something at stake. Him saying that 01:14:55.590 --> 01:14:57.130 is a conflict. He said it right out loud. He 01:14:57.130 --> 01:14:59.250 said, I think they hired two really talented, 01:14:59.350 --> 01:15:01.449 wonderful people, and I think that's going to 01:15:01.449 --> 01:15:03.329 prove itself out. But, yeah, I'm pulling for 01:15:03.329 --> 01:15:05.329 them. I want to see them do well because I feel 01:15:05.329 --> 01:15:07.930 like my fingerprints are honored as well. Well, 01:15:07.970 --> 01:15:10.600 I'm glad he's so convinced. Yeah. I want to see 01:15:10.600 --> 01:15:12.659 this turnaround before I say anything, and I 01:15:12.659 --> 01:15:14.420 don't think it's going to happen. We'll see. 01:15:14.659 --> 01:15:17.479 Well, anyhow. It continues. While there may be 01:15:17.479 --> 01:15:19.819 no direct conflict with the Cowboys until they 01:15:19.819 --> 01:15:21.880 play the Dolphins, the conflict of interest between 01:15:21.880 --> 01:15:25.340 Aikman's main job as a broadcaster and his side 01:15:25.340 --> 01:15:28.260 job is clear. And it will become an issue the 01:15:28.260 --> 01:15:30.560 moment Aikman shows up to visit another team's 01:15:30.560 --> 01:15:33.300 facility and or attend the team's practice, especially 01:15:33.300 --> 01:15:38.069 if that team is on Miami's 2026 schedule. As 01:15:38.069 --> 01:15:40.130 to Aikman's dual role, the league has said it 01:15:40.130 --> 01:15:42.689 will address the situation, quote, at the appropriate 01:15:42.689 --> 01:15:46.630 time. In the interim, Aikman will be in the draft 01:15:46.630 --> 01:15:48.550 room with the Dolphins, further cementing the 01:15:48.550 --> 01:15:50.529 fact that he's on the payroll and working to 01:15:50.529 --> 01:15:53.010 advance the team's interest over all the other 01:15:53.010 --> 01:15:56.539 teams. cut this sometime they're gonna isn't 01:15:56.539 --> 01:16:00.159 it yes it's becoming anyhow go ahead it said 01:16:00.159 --> 01:16:02.520 having a slice of equity doesn't matter i mean 01:16:02.520 --> 01:16:04.779 brady owns part of the raiders acheman doesn't 01:16:04.779 --> 01:16:07.239 own any of the dolphins but he is on the payroll 01:16:07.239 --> 01:16:09.640 of the dolphins yeah he wants the dolphins to 01:16:09.640 --> 01:16:11.979 win they've hired him as acheman said due to 01:16:11.979 --> 01:16:14.279 the fact that he has information they don't have 01:16:14.279 --> 01:16:17.920 or can't get there's that phrase again his two 01:16:17.920 --> 01:16:22.170 jobs have clearly conflicting interests One employer 01:16:22.170 --> 01:16:24.310 will expect him to gather information that will 01:16:24.310 --> 01:16:26.409 help him perform that job to the best of his 01:16:26.409 --> 01:16:29.029 abilities. Which is the broadcast. Why doesn't 01:16:29.029 --> 01:16:31.329 the rest of the league complain? I know. The 01:16:31.329 --> 01:16:33.810 other employee will expect that information gathered 01:16:33.810 --> 01:16:36.470 in the first job to be shared for strategic purposes 01:16:36.470 --> 01:16:41.789 in his second job. That's bullshit. I know. So, 01:16:42.069 --> 01:16:45.659 Aikman is right about one thing. If the league 01:16:45.659 --> 01:16:47.659 is going to allow teams to hire broadcasters 01:16:47.659 --> 01:16:49.840 to funnel information that they don't have or 01:16:49.840 --> 01:16:53.199 can't get, there's that phrase again, then every 01:16:53.199 --> 01:16:55.079 team should be smart enough to do it, shouldn't 01:16:55.079 --> 01:16:58.859 they? And it all goes back to Brady's dual role. 01:17:00.399 --> 01:17:03.420 And incidentally, Brady has shown that he doesn't 01:17:03.420 --> 01:17:06.180 mind about cheating, doesn't he? Not at all. 01:17:07.039 --> 01:17:09.279 Now, the moment the league shrugged at Brady 01:17:09.279 --> 01:17:12.949 working as Fox's number one analyst, and owning 01:17:12.949 --> 01:17:14.789 a piece of the Raiders, a bridge was crossed. 01:17:15.829 --> 01:17:18.689 Aikman is merely the second guy across that bridge. 01:17:19.590 --> 01:17:23.149 Unless the league burns that bridge down, any 01:17:23.149 --> 01:17:25.789 team that doesn't follow suit will be a competitive 01:17:25.789 --> 01:17:31.250 disadvantage. So I was thinking, Cowboys ought 01:17:31.250 --> 01:17:34.210 to hire Tony Romo. Yeah, why not? And milk him 01:17:34.210 --> 01:17:37.609 for everything. Yeah. Chiefs ought to hire Kevin 01:17:37.609 --> 01:17:41.369 Harlan. Yeah. the Bengals ought to hire Chris 01:17:41.369 --> 01:17:43.810 Collinsworth. I agree. And just milk them for 01:17:43.810 --> 01:17:45.590 every bit of information they get during their 01:17:45.590 --> 01:17:48.409 regular job. Yeah. Every team is going to have 01:17:48.409 --> 01:17:51.069 to do it or they're going to be suffering. It 01:17:51.069 --> 01:17:54.310 makes me wonder if they're not already paying 01:17:54.310 --> 01:17:57.029 certain people to do that anyhow. Yeah. And the 01:17:57.029 --> 01:17:58.970 league knows it, and the only way they can get 01:17:58.970 --> 01:18:02.810 around it without a big hubbub is to go, well, 01:18:02.810 --> 01:18:05.189 we're just going to have people own part and, 01:18:05.250 --> 01:18:08.090 you know. Yeah. And they have teams hire them. 01:18:08.130 --> 01:18:09.510 And then they're off the hook. They're going 01:18:09.510 --> 01:18:12.210 to go, well, it's going on anyhow. But, you know, 01:18:12.229 --> 01:18:14.310 this kind of feeds into the idea that the league 01:18:14.310 --> 01:18:17.430 isn't exactly on the up and up anyway. And that 01:18:17.430 --> 01:18:19.630 this information doesn't matter because the games 01:18:19.630 --> 01:18:26.109 are pretty much fixed. Well, definitely influenced. 01:18:29.010 --> 01:18:36.619 It's a really weird situation. Wow, those jalapenos 01:18:36.619 --> 01:18:41.699 are something else. Mm -hmm. They give you a 01:18:41.699 --> 01:18:49.020 lot of them, too. Yeah. My God. Okay. Next time 01:18:49.020 --> 01:18:51.579 I'll know to order an extra plate. Yeah. And 01:18:51.579 --> 01:18:54.500 also extra napkins. You can just wipe our hands 01:18:54.500 --> 01:18:57.439 on this towel. Okay. I need to wash this anyway. 01:18:58.479 --> 01:19:02.479 All right. So, like I said, I think that the 01:19:02.479 --> 01:19:05.100 teams are doing that anyhow. And that's simply 01:19:05.100 --> 01:19:07.420 going to be the way the NFL is getting around. 01:19:07.699 --> 01:19:10.279 Well, the team started hiring people anyhow, 01:19:10.399 --> 01:19:13.399 so we're just going to let it happen. There's 01:19:13.399 --> 01:19:14.880 not much we can do about it. There's nothing 01:19:14.880 --> 01:19:16.640 in the provisions that says you can't do it. 01:19:17.060 --> 01:19:19.619 And then that's our route. For all we know, the 01:19:19.619 --> 01:19:23.039 teams are already hiring camera operators and 01:19:23.039 --> 01:19:24.920 sound engineers from the networks because they're 01:19:24.920 --> 01:19:26.859 going to be in on all those secret meetings too. 01:19:27.520 --> 01:19:31.199 Well, we know what New England did. Yep. They 01:19:31.199 --> 01:19:36.170 went around filming. Mmm. And the sad thing is, 01:19:36.210 --> 01:19:41.630 is they got away with it. Yep. Remember when 01:19:41.630 --> 01:19:46.050 Baker Mayfield was playing in Cleveland and he 01:19:46.050 --> 01:19:48.770 wouldn't tell anybody that he was hurt? Everyone 01:19:48.770 --> 01:19:50.869 just thought he was playing like shit? Yeah. 01:19:51.029 --> 01:19:53.449 He did the same thing last year. I know he did. 01:19:55.409 --> 01:20:00.189 But now his teammates are talking about it. Or 01:20:00.189 --> 01:20:03.909 ex -teammates. So, Buccaneers quarterback Baker 01:20:03.909 --> 01:20:06.279 Mayfield. He does have a reputation for playing 01:20:06.279 --> 01:20:09.920 through anything. And in last season, he may 01:20:09.920 --> 01:20:12.699 have been playing through everything. Retired 01:20:12.699 --> 01:20:15.460 Tampa Bay linebacker Levante David recently opened 01:20:15.460 --> 01:20:18.899 up about Baker's many bumps and bruises during 01:20:18.899 --> 01:20:22.060 last season on his appearance on a show called 01:20:22.060 --> 01:20:26.220 The Arena. Quote, the season's over now. I can 01:20:26.220 --> 01:20:29.060 talk about it, David said. Baker had a lot of 01:20:29.060 --> 01:20:30.859 injuries that you didn't expect from a quarterback 01:20:30.859 --> 01:20:33.770 to play through. He had the oblique injury, he 01:20:33.770 --> 01:20:35.369 had the shoulder injury, he had a lot of things. 01:20:35.430 --> 01:20:37.210 You know, the ankle injury, the knee injury. 01:20:37.529 --> 01:20:41.130 He was really trying to push through. Mayfield 01:20:41.130 --> 01:20:44.970 started all 17 games. He was listed as questionable 01:20:44.970 --> 01:20:48.109 twice. In week four, questionable with a right 01:20:48.109 --> 01:20:51.130 bicep. Week 13, questionable with a left shoulder. 01:20:52.390 --> 01:20:54.949 In all, Mayfield appeared on the injury report 01:20:54.949 --> 01:20:58.390 for 10 out of the 17 games. Week three, foot 01:20:58.390 --> 01:21:01.609 and toe. Week four, right bicep. Week 5, right 01:21:01.609 --> 01:21:05.029 knee and bicep. Week 8, knee. Week 10, knee and 01:21:05.029 --> 01:21:08.529 oblique. Week 12, illness. Week 13, left shoulder. 01:21:08.689 --> 01:21:11.310 Week 14, left shoulder. Week 15, left shoulder. 01:21:11.649 --> 01:21:16.090 Week 18, right shoulder and knee. Now, where's 01:21:16.090 --> 01:21:18.149 the ankle injury that Devontae David mentioned? 01:21:18.590 --> 01:21:20.850 It's nowhere in that list. And that right there 01:21:20.850 --> 01:21:25.250 is against the rules. Yep. As it goes on, that's 01:21:25.250 --> 01:21:26.949 just the stuff that was listed. If he didn't 01:21:26.949 --> 01:21:29.350 get treatment and or otherwise kept it to himself. 01:21:30.170 --> 01:21:32.430 it wouldn't have been listed, like the ankle 01:21:32.430 --> 01:21:39.729 injury. Mayfield is tough, determined, and able 01:21:39.729 --> 01:21:42.569 to play through injury, but the team should know 01:21:42.569 --> 01:21:45.810 so it can make a call. If and when the team thinks 01:21:45.810 --> 01:21:48.449 that a backup at 100 % would be better than Mayfield 01:21:48.449 --> 01:21:51.210 at less than 100%, they should be able to make 01:21:51.210 --> 01:21:53.810 that choice and make that decision. Yes. So if 01:21:53.810 --> 01:21:56.460 the player is telling the team... yeah, I'm hurt, 01:21:56.579 --> 01:21:59.260 I'm at this level, then that's okay. But if he's 01:21:59.260 --> 01:22:01.819 lying to the team, he's screwing up with everybody 01:22:01.819 --> 01:22:04.140 else's chance to win that season. You see, I 01:22:04.140 --> 01:22:07.060 used to go, oh, Baker Mayfield's so tough, I 01:22:07.060 --> 01:22:10.079 really, really admire him. Now I don't. I don't 01:22:10.079 --> 01:22:12.699 view him like that at all. No. Nope. It's selfish. 01:22:13.800 --> 01:22:16.720 If he's injured, get him out of there. This is 01:22:16.720 --> 01:22:18.539 the same thing that Peyton Manning did when he 01:22:18.539 --> 01:22:21.880 played in Denver. Yeah. I think it was even a 01:22:21.880 --> 01:22:24.630 playoff game. It was. Playoffs. He was injured, 01:22:24.729 --> 01:22:27.810 he wasn't able to go, he knew it, but he lied 01:22:27.810 --> 01:22:29.750 to the coach, lied to the training staff because 01:22:29.750 --> 01:22:31.890 he didn't want to give up the start. Yes. And 01:22:31.890 --> 01:22:33.369 he played, and he played like shit, and they 01:22:33.369 --> 01:22:35.470 lost. Yeah, I remember that. And he screwed the 01:22:35.470 --> 01:22:37.229 whole rest of the team out of a chance to advance 01:22:37.229 --> 01:22:39.689 to the playoffs because he was so selfish. He's 01:22:39.689 --> 01:22:41.729 like, no, either I play or we all go down in 01:22:41.729 --> 01:22:45.369 flames. Yes. What an asshole. That's why I look 01:22:45.369 --> 01:22:48.189 at it, too. So, yeah, the whole Mayfield thing 01:22:48.189 --> 01:22:50.729 is now that's how I look at it is it's bullshit. 01:22:51.329 --> 01:22:53.229 You need to tell the team. You need to let them 01:22:53.229 --> 01:22:58.229 know. Damn. All right. You want to hear some 01:22:58.229 --> 01:23:00.670 Super Bowl odds for next year? Oh, yeah. All 01:23:00.670 --> 01:23:03.430 right. Give you a chance to eat here. Believe 01:23:03.430 --> 01:23:05.529 it or not, that was about half of them. That's 01:23:05.529 --> 01:23:10.819 a lot. Yeah. All right. We're talking about nachos 01:23:10.819 --> 01:23:14.060 we got from River House. River House nachos are 01:23:14.060 --> 01:23:16.359 the best nachos, aren't they? And you know what 01:23:16.359 --> 01:23:19.840 I really love about it is they use the Spanish 01:23:19.840 --> 01:23:22.699 Gardens taco sauce, the stuff we all grew up 01:23:22.699 --> 01:23:25.119 on. You can taste it in there. That's the best. 01:23:25.340 --> 01:23:27.800 It is. They're not stupid here. They know what 01:23:27.800 --> 01:23:30.020 they're doing. Then I noticed they have a pretty 01:23:30.020 --> 01:23:33.699 good selection of beers. And also, I noticed 01:23:33.699 --> 01:23:35.520 that it's not just Pepsi products. They also 01:23:35.520 --> 01:23:38.739 have Coke products there. Wow. And other products, 01:23:38.819 --> 01:23:41.399 too, that you can, you know, for drinks. And 01:23:41.399 --> 01:23:44.399 they also have a full bar. And they have specialty 01:23:44.399 --> 01:23:47.079 cocktails. They have a specialty cocktail menu. 01:23:47.279 --> 01:23:51.180 Ah. So River House is a place to go. And also, 01:23:51.220 --> 01:23:53.960 I'd like to add that this place here, Rock Island 01:23:53.960 --> 01:23:57.380 Bridge, is also still developing. There's going 01:23:57.380 --> 01:24:00.250 to be a coffee house and a lot of other... a 01:24:00.250 --> 01:24:02.029 lot of other businesses here by the time it's 01:24:02.029 --> 01:24:04.029 all said and done. It's just that Riverhouse 01:24:04.029 --> 01:24:06.850 happened to be the first one here. It's kind 01:24:06.850 --> 01:24:09.109 of like their anchor. And it's a really nice 01:24:09.109 --> 01:24:10.770 place. And they have the American Royal Hall, 01:24:11.069 --> 01:24:13.789 which is right next to us right here. Yep. And 01:24:13.789 --> 01:24:15.609 that would be a good place to get married or 01:24:15.609 --> 01:24:17.630 whatever, you know. Yeah, they rent it out for 01:24:17.630 --> 01:24:19.229 all sorts of things. Yeah, swingers, convention, 01:24:19.489 --> 01:24:24.189 whatever. I don't know. I'm making that up. I'm 01:24:24.189 --> 01:24:26.260 making that up. I don't know that they do that. 01:24:26.539 --> 01:24:28.399 Pretty sure they go for family -friendly only. 01:24:28.500 --> 01:24:31.220 I think they do, too. It's also pet -friendly. 01:24:31.640 --> 01:24:33.779 Yep. So, you know, you want to bring your dog, 01:24:33.859 --> 01:24:35.239 as long as it doesn't shit and piss everywhere, 01:24:35.359 --> 01:24:37.000 I guess it's okay. Yeah, I don't think I'll bring 01:24:37.000 --> 01:24:39.119 Paisley along one of these times. Yeah, that'd 01:24:39.119 --> 01:24:41.800 be great. Yeah. Yeah, he has a studio. She has 01:24:41.800 --> 01:24:43.859 a studio named after her. She does. Yeah, so, 01:24:43.979 --> 01:24:46.840 I mean, we don't have a studio named after us. 01:24:46.939 --> 01:24:50.340 No. I mean, unless you want to count talk is 01:24:50.340 --> 01:24:53.579 cheap, that could be named after me, I guess. 01:24:53.779 --> 01:24:56.899 None of my kids are even named after me. Oh, 01:24:56.920 --> 01:24:58.420 wow, I didn't even think about that. That's true. 01:25:00.420 --> 01:25:07.039 All right, Super Bowl odds as of April of 2026, 01:25:07.180 --> 01:25:11.859 actually about a week and a half ago. No, no, 01:25:11.880 --> 01:25:14.029 no, that would have been March. about a week 01:25:14.029 --> 01:25:16.770 ago. It was like the second. They didn't do it 01:25:16.770 --> 01:25:19.409 on the first because it seemed like a joke. So, 01:25:19.630 --> 01:25:22.229 all right, this was put out, and I believe this 01:25:22.229 --> 01:25:25.689 was NFL .com, if I read it correctly. I mean, 01:25:25.729 --> 01:25:28.329 if I'm wrong, I apologize. You know what, I don't 01:25:28.329 --> 01:25:32.050 give a shit if I'm wrong. Okay, the number one 01:25:32.050 --> 01:25:35.350 weighing in, and I found this odd because usually 01:25:35.350 --> 01:25:38.250 the Super Bowl winner will be the favorite until 01:25:38.250 --> 01:25:40.489 proven otherwise. Yeah. You know, unless they 01:25:40.489 --> 01:25:43.010 go in the season and they start just like falling 01:25:43.010 --> 01:25:45.050 apart. Yeah. They're going to pretty much be 01:25:45.050 --> 01:25:46.649 the favorite the following year, but they're 01:25:46.649 --> 01:25:49.189 not this year. Oh, wow. The Los Angeles Rams 01:25:49.189 --> 01:25:52.510 have lapped them, and they're ahead, and that's 01:25:52.510 --> 01:25:54.510 because of all their acquisitions, which the 01:25:54.510 --> 01:25:58.260 Chiefs are very familiar with. Yeah. With, was 01:25:58.260 --> 01:26:00.659 it McDuffie and Watson? McDuffie and Watson. 01:26:00.680 --> 01:26:04.000 Watson both leaving. Very good. Very good defensive 01:26:04.000 --> 01:26:09.760 players. So, the Rams with a revamped defense 01:26:09.760 --> 01:26:13.079 is checking in at number one, plus 150 to plus 01:26:13.079 --> 01:26:19.479 850. The Seahawks, the defending champions, checking 01:26:19.479 --> 01:26:21.960 in at plus 800 to plus 950. I mean, it isn't 01:26:21.960 --> 01:26:24.640 that far off, but I found it odd. Now, this is 01:26:24.640 --> 01:26:26.800 one I don't necessarily agree with because, number 01:26:26.800 --> 01:26:28.460 one, I don't think they did anything that much. 01:26:28.520 --> 01:26:29.880 And I've got to wait to see their draft first. 01:26:29.939 --> 01:26:32.680 The Buffalo Bills. Oh, yeah. Check in at plus 01:26:32.680 --> 01:26:36.979 1 ,000. Wow. The Eagles, which I don't agree 01:26:36.979 --> 01:26:39.520 with either because they have a lot of turmoil 01:26:39.520 --> 01:26:43.720 going on right now. Whether it be their star 01:26:43.720 --> 01:26:47.939 wide receiver to Jalen Hurts. You know, I mean, 01:26:47.979 --> 01:26:53.329 yeah. So, Baltimore Ravens are equal. with the 01:26:53.329 --> 01:27:00.170 Bills, plus 1 ,000. The Chiefs are, and I said 01:27:00.170 --> 01:27:02.149 the Eagles first because I missed the Ravens. 01:27:02.149 --> 01:27:05.329 I'm sorry. So it goes like this in order. The 01:27:05.329 --> 01:27:08.470 Rams, Seahawks, Bills, Ravens. The Bills and 01:27:08.470 --> 01:27:11.470 Ravens are tied at plus 1 ,000. Philadelphia 01:27:11.470 --> 01:27:14.890 is next at plus 1 ,400 to plus 1 ,700. And right 01:27:14.890 --> 01:27:17.829 behind them is the Kansas City Chiefs at plus 01:27:17.829 --> 01:27:21.550 14 to plus 16. So they really kind of have the 01:27:21.550 --> 01:27:25.079 Chiefs. I mean, the plus 16 is less than the 01:27:25.079 --> 01:27:27.220 plus 17, so I'm going to go ahead and say the 01:27:27.220 --> 01:27:29.420 Chiefs are probably, even though they didn't 01:27:29.420 --> 01:27:31.760 put it in this order, favored a little bit ahead 01:27:31.760 --> 01:27:33.939 of the Eagles right now. Yeah. And then you have 01:27:33.939 --> 01:27:38.760 the 49ers, a plus 15 to plus 19. And the, well, 01:27:38.939 --> 01:27:43.060 yeah, they should probably be, yeah. I mean, 01:27:43.079 --> 01:27:47.979 again, you're going to have to have a non -hurt 01:27:47.979 --> 01:27:51.079 Brock Purdy. Yeah. You're going to have to have 01:27:51.079 --> 01:27:55.300 a non -hurt Christian McCaffrey. Yeah. You're 01:27:55.300 --> 01:27:58.279 going to have to have the defensive side of it 01:27:58.279 --> 01:28:01.079 playing very well. So, I mean, I believe all 01:28:01.079 --> 01:28:03.840 that's achievable. They did good last year again, 01:28:04.039 --> 01:28:07.479 and they're always in it. So I would think this 01:28:07.479 --> 01:28:10.619 probably, for the most part, except for the bills 01:28:10.619 --> 01:28:13.420 being so high, I think it's pretty accurate. 01:28:14.030 --> 01:28:17.329 Yeah. And, you know, the Los Angeles Rams, I 01:28:17.329 --> 01:28:19.609 mean, even though they usually favor the incumbent, 01:28:19.949 --> 01:28:23.029 I kind of get where they're coming from. Yeah, 01:28:23.069 --> 01:28:24.829 I think if Seattle hadn't lost Kenneth Walker, 01:28:25.010 --> 01:28:27.170 they might have edged out the Rams. I think you're 01:28:27.170 --> 01:28:29.189 right. And also, they didn't really make all 01:28:29.189 --> 01:28:33.250 the defensive improvements that the Rams did. 01:28:33.949 --> 01:28:37.270 Plus, it's important to remember that these aren't 01:28:37.270 --> 01:28:39.090 predictions of who's going to win the Super Bowl. 01:28:39.189 --> 01:28:40.949 These are predictions of who's going to bet. 01:28:41.479 --> 01:28:43.939 on which team. That's important to say right 01:28:43.939 --> 01:28:45.659 there. It's not a prediction of the winner. It's 01:28:45.659 --> 01:28:47.239 a prediction on how people are going to bet. 01:28:47.699 --> 01:28:49.960 Are you done with these? Yeah, they're tearing 01:28:49.960 --> 01:28:54.020 me up. I didn't know if you liked them or not. 01:28:54.220 --> 01:28:55.619 I gave you half of them. They're nice. They're 01:28:55.619 --> 01:28:58.279 really hot. They are very good. I wish they would 01:28:58.279 --> 01:29:00.060 have made some tamer ones that would have worked 01:29:00.060 --> 01:29:05.199 better, but oh well. Jalapenos. The idea behind 01:29:05.199 --> 01:29:08.680 setting the odds is that no matter who bets on 01:29:08.680 --> 01:29:12.050 what, the bookie will make money. Yes. So it's 01:29:12.050 --> 01:29:13.829 not a prediction of the outcome. It's a prediction 01:29:13.829 --> 01:29:17.069 on how the gambling is going to go. Yeah. So 01:29:17.069 --> 01:29:20.250 that means they expect a lot of people to bet 01:29:20.250 --> 01:29:22.170 on the Rams. That's why they've got the lowest 01:29:22.170 --> 01:29:24.069 odds. And that will happen. That will happen, 01:29:24.130 --> 01:29:26.289 especially when they see the acquisitions, like 01:29:26.289 --> 01:29:29.130 our guys going there and all that, and the trade. 01:29:29.510 --> 01:29:32.170 Yeah. I think the day after the draft, people 01:29:32.170 --> 01:29:34.409 are going to start laying bets big time. Mm -hmm. 01:29:34.800 --> 01:29:37.199 Well, I like the Chiefs' approach, and their 01:29:37.199 --> 01:29:39.460 approach is still they don't overpay for somebody, 01:29:39.720 --> 01:29:42.380 especially defensive. They always get them in 01:29:42.380 --> 01:29:44.819 the draft. They've been doing great, and Noel 01:29:44.819 --> 01:29:47.920 Williams is someone to look out for. And there's 01:29:47.920 --> 01:29:50.119 a couple other players, defensive players, that 01:29:50.119 --> 01:29:52.319 are young that are looking really good as well. 01:29:53.119 --> 01:29:56.979 So I'm kind of thinking the Chiefs did pretty 01:29:56.979 --> 01:30:00.119 good. Yeah. They have a number 9 and a number, 01:30:00.199 --> 01:30:03.590 what is it? 28. 28, yeah. Yeah, and they could 01:30:03.590 --> 01:30:09.569 always trade down or trade up. Yeah. So, all 01:30:09.569 --> 01:30:12.970 right. I'd like to see them not trade up for 01:30:12.970 --> 01:30:14.909 any reason, at least especially first round. 01:30:15.029 --> 01:30:17.310 I'd be perfectly fine if they traded out of the 01:30:17.310 --> 01:30:19.470 number nine spot. Well, I think that's going 01:30:19.470 --> 01:30:23.170 to depend if Reuben Bain. Yeah, I think so too. 01:30:23.250 --> 01:30:25.890 Or actually a guy from Texas Tech's kind of lapped 01:30:25.890 --> 01:30:27.909 him because for some reason they're really worried 01:30:27.909 --> 01:30:30.369 about Bain's arm length. Yeah. Really worried 01:30:30.369 --> 01:30:33.850 about it. Yeah. I've always contested. If you 01:30:33.850 --> 01:30:36.670 have that move and you can get there, you're 01:30:36.670 --> 01:30:41.770 there. That extra seven, eight inches might make 01:30:41.770 --> 01:30:44.270 a difference every now and then. But I think 01:30:44.270 --> 01:30:45.869 if you've got the talent, I don't think it's 01:30:45.869 --> 01:30:48.409 going to be overwhelmingly like, oh, this guy 01:30:48.409 --> 01:30:51.789 is not nearly as good. Yeah, that's a good point. 01:30:51.890 --> 01:30:54.550 Why alter your plans based on something that 01:30:54.550 --> 01:30:56.880 might happen once or twice a season? Oh, he'll 01:30:56.880 --> 01:30:59.420 need that extra reach. Well, okay, what about 01:30:59.420 --> 01:31:01.680 the whole rest of the time? If he's kicking ass 01:31:01.680 --> 01:31:03.239 the whole rest of the time. Yeah, that's what 01:31:03.239 --> 01:31:06.340 I'm saying, too. I think Bane, I mean, after 01:31:06.340 --> 01:31:07.899 what I've seen of him and everything, I think 01:31:07.899 --> 01:31:11.079 he's a good choice. And also the guy from Texas 01:31:11.079 --> 01:31:13.119 Tech, either one of them will work, but I think 01:31:13.119 --> 01:31:15.399 the number nine is contingent on how things go 01:31:15.399 --> 01:31:17.600 there. I think if both their guys are gone, they're 01:31:17.600 --> 01:31:19.819 edge rusher, and there's not someone that they're 01:31:19.819 --> 01:31:22.279 spying that they put out fake information on, 01:31:22.420 --> 01:31:27.000 I think you'll see them go back. I think you'll 01:31:27.000 --> 01:31:30.500 see them trade down and get a couple, two or 01:31:30.500 --> 01:31:32.619 three picks for that number nine. Yeah, yeah. 01:31:33.300 --> 01:31:35.640 I think I'd rather see them trade down for picks 01:31:35.640 --> 01:31:38.159 rather than the player. I think so too. I think 01:31:38.159 --> 01:31:41.680 at our point here where the big guys, the guys 01:31:41.680 --> 01:31:45.039 that we really, really are depending on, it's 01:31:45.039 --> 01:31:49.439 pretty much set. Yeah. But that edge rusher is 01:31:49.439 --> 01:31:52.520 not set, and that's why we need them. An edge 01:31:52.520 --> 01:31:54.960 rusher is someone you can put a rookie in, no 01:31:54.960 --> 01:31:58.930 problem. Yeah. But for the most part, you're 01:31:58.930 --> 01:32:02.029 drafting depth in the future of your team. Yes. 01:32:02.090 --> 01:32:04.050 You're not drafting for this season necessarily. 01:32:04.449 --> 01:32:08.949 Yeah. So I like that. I mean, you know. Yeah. 01:32:09.130 --> 01:32:11.909 So I've got some bullet points, or do you have 01:32:11.909 --> 01:32:14.810 something? I've got a short story about Kirk 01:32:14.810 --> 01:32:17.489 Cousins and his signing with the Raiders. Okay. 01:32:18.090 --> 01:32:20.510 The Raiders found a way to funnel $20 million 01:32:20.510 --> 01:32:24.579 to quarterback Kirk Cousins for 2026. while also 01:32:24.579 --> 01:32:27.199 sticking the Kalkins with $8 .7 million of the 01:32:27.199 --> 01:32:29.439 bill. Oh, okay. Even though I don't like the 01:32:29.439 --> 01:32:30.960 Raiders, that is kind of funny. This is kind 01:32:30.960 --> 01:32:33.699 of funny. The issue comes from a fully guaranteed 01:32:33.699 --> 01:32:36.539 $10 million obligation for 2026. That sun's warm. 01:32:36.840 --> 01:32:41.539 Oh, it feels good. It is, yeah. So this fully 01:32:41.539 --> 01:32:45.199 guaranteed $10 million obligation, which was 01:32:45.199 --> 01:32:47.680 vested when Cousins remained on the Atlanta roster 01:32:47.680 --> 01:32:54.460 through March of 2025. Cousins having, well, 01:32:54.500 --> 01:32:57.960 I think they meant 2026. Probably. With Cousins 01:32:57.960 --> 01:33:01.020 having a 2026 market value in excess of $10 million, 01:33:01.140 --> 01:33:03.279 the Falcons may have thought they'd avoid paying 01:33:03.279 --> 01:33:06.199 any of the final $10 million. However, the Raiders 01:33:06.199 --> 01:33:08.739 had another plan. By giving Cousins a league 01:33:08.739 --> 01:33:13.180 minimum of $1 .3 million salary in 2026 and a 01:33:13.180 --> 01:33:15.500 fully guaranteed $10 million roster bonus due 01:33:15.500 --> 01:33:19.159 in March of 2027. The Raiders found a way to 01:33:19.159 --> 01:33:21.699 give Cousins $20 million total while only paying 01:33:21.699 --> 01:33:24.699 $11 .3 million of it. Oh, wow. And the Falcons 01:33:24.699 --> 01:33:27.960 have to pay the remaining $8 .7 million. Wow. 01:33:28.140 --> 01:33:30.800 Isn't that smart? That is smart. Oh, wow. Look 01:33:30.800 --> 01:33:34.619 at that plate of food from the River House. That's 01:33:34.619 --> 01:33:37.199 yummy. Oh, my God. It smells so good. Oh, it 01:33:37.199 --> 01:33:39.880 does. If you haven't been here, you guys need 01:33:39.880 --> 01:33:42.119 to get your ass down here and order from this 01:33:42.119 --> 01:33:45.770 place. Oh, it's good. Yep. And that barbecue 01:33:45.770 --> 01:33:51.949 smoke. It is good. Okay, to finish up, the precise 01:33:51.949 --> 01:33:54.810 language of Cousins' deal has yet to surface, 01:33:54.989 --> 01:33:57.770 but it's believed the contract will result in 01:33:57.770 --> 01:34:00.210 Cousins being released after one season. That 01:34:00.210 --> 01:34:02.510 would, in theory, allow him to do the same thing 01:34:02.510 --> 01:34:05.130 next year, getting a minimum from the new team 01:34:05.130 --> 01:34:07.470 and forcing the Raiders to pay the balance and 01:34:07.470 --> 01:34:10.029 adding a fully guaranteed roster bonus for 2028. 01:34:10.890 --> 01:34:12.649 So the Raiders are sticking the Falcons with 01:34:12.649 --> 01:34:14.310 it this year, but the Raiders might get stuck 01:34:14.310 --> 01:34:16.289 with it next year. I kind of think they're going 01:34:16.289 --> 01:34:18.369 to. Yeah, the way that was worded is they're 01:34:18.369 --> 01:34:19.970 going to get them this year, but next year all 01:34:19.970 --> 01:34:22.270 bets are off. Yeah, and if no one signs them 01:34:22.270 --> 01:34:27.170 next year, then what's done is done. Okay, cool. 01:34:27.310 --> 01:34:29.989 All right. Oh, wow. I didn't know this, but you 01:34:29.989 --> 01:34:32.569 know, they text you when your order's ready down 01:34:32.569 --> 01:34:34.149 there at the River House. I could have came up 01:34:34.149 --> 01:34:36.350 here and waited, but it was ready so quick. It 01:34:36.350 --> 01:34:38.829 didn't matter. Yeah. Yeah. I love the Spanish 01:34:38.829 --> 01:34:41.250 gardens with the meat that they give you in the 01:34:41.250 --> 01:34:45.789 nachos. What a great idea. So tasty. Yep. So 01:34:45.789 --> 01:34:48.569 do you want to go into some bullet points here, 01:34:48.689 --> 01:34:51.409 or do you want to do something else? All I've 01:34:51.409 --> 01:34:53.369 got left is some silly laws that are still on 01:34:53.369 --> 01:34:55.829 the books in Kansas. Go ahead. Since we're in 01:34:55.829 --> 01:34:58.069 Kansas, I thought it fit pretty well. I like 01:34:58.069 --> 01:34:59.949 that idea. Go ahead and do it. I think that's 01:34:59.949 --> 01:35:02.130 entertaining. And how long do we have on this? 01:35:02.630 --> 01:35:07.770 We have about an hour and a half. Okay, cool. 01:35:07.970 --> 01:35:10.390 And then after that, we can go ahead and cut 01:35:10.390 --> 01:35:12.590 the show and go to the music creeps. Sounds good. 01:35:12.729 --> 01:35:15.369 Okay, good. Alright, so here are some laws that 01:35:15.369 --> 01:35:16.970 are still on the books in Kansas. Some of these 01:35:16.970 --> 01:35:19.090 are statewide, some of these are just for different 01:35:19.090 --> 01:35:25.409 localities, cities. Number one, in Kansas, you 01:35:25.409 --> 01:35:29.470 cannot use mules to hunt ducks. Oh, that's bullshit. 01:35:29.609 --> 01:35:33.590 I do it all the time. Now, they weren't really 01:35:33.590 --> 01:35:37.350 sure, are you using mules to actively go after 01:35:37.350 --> 01:35:39.569 the ducks? Are you riding the mules? Are you 01:35:39.569 --> 01:35:42.399 sending the mules in to scare up the ducks? I 01:35:42.399 --> 01:35:44.680 would say riding, but I don't know. I mean, I 01:35:44.680 --> 01:35:47.560 don't think it's going in after the ducks. I 01:35:47.560 --> 01:35:49.720 wouldn't think. Yeah, the mules would be kind 01:35:49.720 --> 01:35:54.760 of like, they'd be there an hour later. Okay. 01:35:55.859 --> 01:35:59.380 And also, now this is in Lawrence, still on the 01:35:59.380 --> 01:36:03.159 books. You may not wear a live bee in your hat. 01:36:05.359 --> 01:36:09.899 Okay. I guess I can do with that. I don't necessarily 01:36:09.899 --> 01:36:13.130 want to. Okay. Now, some of these are silly on 01:36:13.130 --> 01:36:14.789 this face up, and some of them you think, why 01:36:14.789 --> 01:36:16.649 in the world did they bother to make that law? 01:36:17.369 --> 01:36:19.130 Apparently, there were a lot of people going 01:36:19.130 --> 01:36:22.069 around with live bees in their hats. I guess. 01:36:22.909 --> 01:36:25.989 You know what I'm thinking? Okay. Think Minnie 01:36:25.989 --> 01:36:28.829 Pearl. Oh, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And 01:36:28.829 --> 01:36:31.550 you have the little daisy hanging off. I'll bet 01:36:31.550 --> 01:36:35.670 you bees. There were a lot more bees back then. 01:36:35.909 --> 01:36:37.989 They're disappearing off the face of the earth. 01:36:38.329 --> 01:36:40.909 They are. Yeah, Monsanto. Oh, wait, did I say 01:36:40.909 --> 01:36:42.789 Atlanta? I don't know anything about Monsanto. 01:36:42.869 --> 01:36:45.729 I don't know. Allegedly, I don't know. I don't 01:36:45.729 --> 01:36:47.310 believe it at all. It was this guy we grew up 01:36:47.310 --> 01:36:49.630 with, Fred Monsanto. Yeah, yeah. No connection 01:36:49.630 --> 01:36:51.710 with the chemical company. He used to kill bees 01:36:51.710 --> 01:36:53.489 all the time. Yeah, yeah. That's who we were 01:36:53.489 --> 01:36:57.569 talking about. Yes, yes. Okay. I can see bees 01:36:57.569 --> 01:36:59.569 being attracted to that. Someone that's allergic 01:36:59.569 --> 01:37:02.250 comes up. They didn't have EpiPens. Yeah, true. 01:37:02.729 --> 01:37:05.369 Someone gets bit. You know, stung. Not bit. Yeah, 01:37:05.449 --> 01:37:06.930 they don't bite. And then they die, and they're 01:37:06.930 --> 01:37:09.750 like, no more bees. No more bees. You've got 01:37:09.750 --> 01:37:12.210 to inspect your flowers. Yes. I get it. Okay. 01:37:12.890 --> 01:37:16.470 All right. In Lang, Kansas, which is an unincorporated 01:37:16.470 --> 01:37:19.770 town not too far from Emporia, it is illegal 01:37:19.770 --> 01:37:22.689 to ride a mule down Main Street unless the mule 01:37:22.689 --> 01:37:26.300 is wearing a straw hat. I agree with that 100%. 01:37:26.300 --> 01:37:28.140 That poor mule needs a little shade from the 01:37:28.140 --> 01:37:31.180 sun. I mean, yeah. And also, who doesn't love 01:37:31.180 --> 01:37:33.460 a mule with a straw hat? Yeah. It's impossible 01:37:33.460 --> 01:37:35.420 not to fall in love with that. It'd be like, 01:37:35.539 --> 01:37:40.079 oh, look at him. He's got a straw hat. All right. 01:37:40.119 --> 01:37:43.300 In Derby, Kansas. I know where that's at. It 01:37:43.300 --> 01:37:45.840 is illegal to screech your tires. And that's 01:37:45.840 --> 01:37:48.079 the way you worded it, screech your tires. Not 01:37:48.079 --> 01:37:51.699 burn out, not smoke. Well, they were big. Oh, 01:37:51.699 --> 01:37:53.359 damn it. I can't think of the name of it now. 01:37:53.960 --> 01:37:56.560 Saved by the Bell. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Screech. 01:37:56.899 --> 01:37:58.560 Screech, yeah. They named it after him. They 01:37:58.560 --> 01:38:01.720 loved screech. Yeah, yeah. Dustin Diamond. Dustin 01:38:01.720 --> 01:38:03.239 Diamond, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They loved it. 01:38:03.359 --> 01:38:06.380 But just to be clear, if you screech your tires 01:38:06.380 --> 01:38:09.079 now, initially you think, oh, it's when you floor 01:38:09.079 --> 01:38:12.159 it. burnout is that, well, it's also for braking. 01:38:12.319 --> 01:38:14.319 If you lock your wheels up and they screech, 01:38:14.340 --> 01:38:16.619 you'll get a ticket. If you're going around a 01:38:16.619 --> 01:38:18.739 curve too fast and your tires make a little screeching 01:38:18.739 --> 01:38:21.840 noise, you'll get a ticket. Not one single sound 01:38:21.840 --> 01:38:23.899 out of your tires in Derby, Kansas. Did somebody 01:38:23.899 --> 01:38:27.640 have a migraine? It must have been. Yeah, they're 01:38:27.640 --> 01:38:29.119 like, we've got to do something about all this 01:38:29.119 --> 01:38:33.319 noise. Someone named Karen. Yes. I guess Jessica 01:38:33.319 --> 01:38:36.899 is the new one. It is, that's right. I'm still 01:38:36.899 --> 01:38:40.220 a Karen fan. I like that name used more, but 01:38:40.220 --> 01:38:44.859 Jessica is close. Also in Derby, Kansas, you 01:38:44.859 --> 01:38:49.039 may not ride any animal on any road. Not even 01:38:49.039 --> 01:38:51.359 a horse? Damn it. Not even a horse. That was 01:38:51.359 --> 01:38:55.380 my plans. Also in Derby, you may not strike, 01:38:55.539 --> 01:38:57.920 punch, or kick any vending machine that stole 01:38:57.920 --> 01:39:03.039 your money. Oh, now that's low. Everybody deserves 01:39:03.039 --> 01:39:05.079 the right to punch a vending machine that took 01:39:05.079 --> 01:39:06.880 their money. I mean, that's like a rite of passage, 01:39:07.079 --> 01:39:08.880 you know? When did you beat up your first vending 01:39:08.880 --> 01:39:10.960 machine while I was 12? I can remember clearly. 01:39:11.159 --> 01:39:13.680 You didn't give me my damn chunky bar, man. I 01:39:13.680 --> 01:39:17.220 was 11 1⁄2, and I had to wiggle a bag of potato 01:39:17.220 --> 01:39:20.279 chips free. Yeah, it was quite a bit of work, 01:39:20.319 --> 01:39:22.380 but I got it. Yeah, I'm old enough to remember 01:39:22.380 --> 01:39:24.859 when the vending machines didn't have the safety 01:39:24.859 --> 01:39:26.640 features to where you could stick your arm up 01:39:26.640 --> 01:39:28.060 inside it and get what you wanted. Yes, I remember. 01:39:28.119 --> 01:39:31.170 Yep. Yep. Got many a free baby roost like that. 01:39:31.210 --> 01:39:36.350 Yes. Allegedly. Allegedly. Okay, statewide in 01:39:36.350 --> 01:39:39.390 Kansas, you may not shoot rabbits from a motorboat. 01:39:40.569 --> 01:39:43.770 I used to do that all the time. Okay, all right. 01:39:46.530 --> 01:39:48.989 Taking all the fun out of life. Very specific. 01:39:49.189 --> 01:39:51.250 Now, sailboat, I guess it's okay. Yeah, yeah. 01:39:51.390 --> 01:39:53.710 Paddleboat? Yeah. Or if you're in a motorboat, 01:39:53.789 --> 01:39:56.130 you could shoot, like, squirrels and possums 01:39:56.130 --> 01:39:58.090 and raccoons. What if you got a floater on? Could 01:39:58.090 --> 01:40:00.010 you just float around and shoot them? Yeah, because 01:40:00.010 --> 01:40:02.989 it specifically says motorboat. Okay, all right. 01:40:03.029 --> 01:40:05.010 Well, there you guys go. If you want to do that, 01:40:05.050 --> 01:40:07.409 there's your way out. Yeah, there. All right. 01:40:07.750 --> 01:40:10.890 In Russell, Kansas, musical car horns are banned. 01:40:10.890 --> 01:40:13.550 I'm Bob Dole. Yep. I'm Bob Dole. I'm Bob Dole. 01:40:13.550 --> 01:40:16.550 I'm Bob Dole. So no musical car horns, the ones 01:40:16.550 --> 01:40:20.989 that sing Cucaracha or Dixie or any of that. 01:40:21.149 --> 01:40:23.310 Well, they are obnoxious. They are incredibly 01:40:23.310 --> 01:40:26.109 obnoxious. They are so annoying. Okay, I think 01:40:26.109 --> 01:40:28.529 I agree with that. And nobody thinks they're 01:40:28.529 --> 01:40:30.970 fun or cool. No, no, no. Nobody. Whoever does 01:40:30.970 --> 01:40:33.050 that is a complete fucking tool bag and we all 01:40:33.050 --> 01:40:39.270 know it. In Topeka, no one may whistle or sing 01:40:39.270 --> 01:40:42.869 on the streets at night. Absolutely. It's bullshit. 01:40:44.289 --> 01:40:47.149 Do you think they were trying to, like, eliminate 01:40:47.149 --> 01:40:50.489 street performers? That's the only reason I could 01:40:50.489 --> 01:40:53.390 see why they would care. Or maybe Topeka was 01:40:53.390 --> 01:40:56.609 overrun with juggalos at one point. Probably 01:40:56.609 --> 01:40:59.869 both. Circus, clown, jam -lugging kind of weirdos. 01:41:00.109 --> 01:41:01.130 Well, everybody knows juggalos originated in 01:41:01.130 --> 01:41:04.170 Topeka. Yeah. And ICP, that's their home base. 01:41:04.750 --> 01:41:07.710 There's a reason that Topeka's zip code starts 01:41:07.710 --> 01:41:12.140 with 666. Yes. That's not a coincidence. There's 01:41:12.140 --> 01:41:14.520 some sort of a satanic church out there, I thought, 01:41:14.579 --> 01:41:16.579 or something that's gathering a lot of attention. 01:41:17.380 --> 01:41:19.779 Yeah, aren't they the ones that used to go protest 01:41:19.779 --> 01:41:21.819 at gay people's funerals? Oh, those two, those 01:41:21.819 --> 01:41:24.659 two, those two, yeah. Shit, what is the name 01:41:24.659 --> 01:41:28.779 of that one? The Westboro Baptist Church, was 01:41:28.779 --> 01:41:30.600 that it? Yeah, that's it. The main guy died. 01:41:30.659 --> 01:41:33.159 He did, but his kids are just as evil. His kids 01:41:33.159 --> 01:41:36.079 are just as evil, yeah. So maybe they were the 01:41:36.079 --> 01:41:39.060 ones behind getting 666 as the city's zip code. 01:41:39.220 --> 01:41:41.119 Yeah, yeah, even though they say they're an agent 01:41:41.119 --> 01:41:45.720 of God. Okay, yeah, sure, whatever. Yeah, the 01:41:45.720 --> 01:41:48.979 guy who ran that place was a lawyer first, and 01:41:48.979 --> 01:41:51.039 then one day he decided, I'm going to try making 01:41:51.039 --> 01:41:54.060 money as a charismatic preacher and tell idiot 01:41:54.060 --> 01:41:57.199 people what to do. And people make fun of Scientology. 01:41:57.319 --> 01:42:00.920 Yeah. And it should be making fun of, in my opinion. 01:42:01.020 --> 01:42:04.260 In Germany, it's considered a cult. And it's 01:42:04.260 --> 01:42:09.369 illegal. I get it. I wonder why liberals in this 01:42:09.369 --> 01:42:12.750 country aren't protesting that. That's not on 01:42:12.750 --> 01:42:15.130 the agenda. Their phone didn't tell them to. 01:42:15.149 --> 01:42:16.750 Their phone didn't tell them to. Gotcha. I understand. 01:42:16.850 --> 01:42:18.729 They watched CNN and it didn't mention them, 01:42:18.770 --> 01:42:21.170 so that's not hot, but no. Well, that's true. 01:42:21.489 --> 01:42:24.100 Liberals... nowadays tend not to even think they 01:42:24.100 --> 01:42:25.720 just wait for somebody to tell them what they're 01:42:25.720 --> 01:42:28.239 angry about they do yeah yeah you know i remember 01:42:28.239 --> 01:42:30.500 a time when being a liberal actually meant something 01:42:30.500 --> 01:42:32.880 yes and you bet you stood for something yeah 01:42:32.880 --> 01:42:35.920 you weren't just a joke but you know the liberal 01:42:35.920 --> 01:42:37.699 movement in this country has allowed themselves 01:42:37.699 --> 01:42:41.220 to be taken over by idiots and morons so the 01:42:41.220 --> 01:42:43.560 thing that gets me is i mean listen i have a 01:42:43.560 --> 01:42:45.579 lot of gay friends i love the hell out of them 01:42:45.579 --> 01:42:47.939 i have some of my best friends are gay great 01:42:47.939 --> 01:42:50.319 people, awesome people, all of them that I know. 01:42:50.460 --> 01:42:52.239 Well, there's one of them that's a dick, but 01:42:52.239 --> 01:42:53.680 the rest of them are really nice. They're just 01:42:53.680 --> 01:42:58.760 like anybody. The thing is, is supporting groups 01:42:58.760 --> 01:43:03.460 that would kill you because you're gay, they 01:43:03.460 --> 01:43:06.220 would drag you along the streets, and I hear 01:43:06.220 --> 01:43:09.800 them saying this stuff, and I'm like, yeah, it's 01:43:09.800 --> 01:43:12.119 like, don't you know how they feel about your 01:43:12.119 --> 01:43:15.050 lifestyle? It's like chickens coming out in favor 01:43:15.050 --> 01:43:16.949 of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Yeah, yeah. Well, 01:43:17.010 --> 01:43:19.529 that's what the union used to say. Yeah. And 01:43:19.529 --> 01:43:21.229 I used to tell them they were fucked. I'd go, 01:43:21.449 --> 01:43:23.930 a working man that votes Republican is like a 01:43:23.930 --> 01:43:27.989 chicken that votes for Colonel Sanders. I was 01:43:27.989 --> 01:43:30.489 like, okay, guys, save that for people that don't 01:43:30.489 --> 01:43:32.289 think. Yeah. You know, I know that everybody 01:43:32.289 --> 01:43:34.590 is on their own merit. These people may not know 01:43:34.590 --> 01:43:39.869 that, but I do. Yeah. Anyhow. Yeah, I... Excuse 01:43:39.869 --> 01:43:44.119 me, I don't like to... identify people as all 01:43:44.119 --> 01:43:45.920 the same because they're in this group and i 01:43:45.920 --> 01:43:48.279 don't like joining groups because i really really 01:43:48.279 --> 01:43:52.000 really like taking people individually me too 01:43:52.000 --> 01:43:54.399 which is why i try to avoid labels you know i 01:43:54.399 --> 01:43:57.560 don't call myself you know conservative or independent 01:43:57.560 --> 01:44:01.579 or liberal or republican or libertarian or whatever 01:44:01.579 --> 01:44:04.079 all those labels could mean something i like 01:44:04.079 --> 01:44:06.470 libby's on the label Yeah, I like it. I like 01:44:06.470 --> 01:44:09.810 it on my table, table, table. I agree. Google 01:44:09.810 --> 01:44:14.689 it. Anyhow, go ahead. So, you know, I tend to 01:44:14.689 --> 01:44:16.850 insult liberals because I'm thinking about people 01:44:16.850 --> 01:44:19.229 who are stupid enough to just turn over all their 01:44:19.229 --> 01:44:20.909 free will to some group. Those are the people 01:44:20.909 --> 01:44:22.869 we're talking about. So if anyone gets offended, 01:44:22.989 --> 01:44:26.380 that's on you. Yeah. Okay. I mean, you can have 01:44:26.380 --> 01:44:28.939 a person with liberal ideas and liberal opinions, 01:44:29.039 --> 01:44:31.939 but to label yourself as a liberal basically 01:44:31.939 --> 01:44:34.079 means, I don't want to think, just tell me what 01:44:34.079 --> 01:44:36.100 to do. And the same people who would declare, 01:44:36.279 --> 01:44:38.239 well, I'm a conservative. Well, you've given 01:44:38.239 --> 01:44:40.840 up on thinking then. Yes, you can. Say, I'm a 01:44:40.840 --> 01:44:43.239 person and I have some political opinions and 01:44:43.239 --> 01:44:45.460 some of them are conservative. Yes. That's a 01:44:45.460 --> 01:44:47.119 better way to say it. I am all over the place. 01:44:47.119 --> 01:44:49.779 I'm a Republican. I'm a Democrat. Okay, you're 01:44:49.779 --> 01:44:52.260 a non -thinking fool then. You're letting someone 01:44:52.260 --> 01:44:54.899 use you. I would be lying if I said I was either. 01:44:55.060 --> 01:44:57.199 Yeah. Because I'm all over the damn place on 01:44:57.199 --> 01:45:00.340 everything. It depends on what it is. So, you 01:45:00.340 --> 01:45:02.159 know, there's certain things that I cannot get 01:45:02.159 --> 01:45:03.760 in line with, and there's other things that I 01:45:03.760 --> 01:45:06.340 think is perfectly acceptable and should be done. 01:45:06.619 --> 01:45:11.420 And I think that anybody that just does the short 01:45:11.420 --> 01:45:14.560 -form ballot, the line -item ballot, is an idiot. 01:45:14.800 --> 01:45:17.600 My granny Hughes was that way. She was Republican 01:45:17.600 --> 01:45:21.819 and she said, I'll just pull the lever that says 01:45:21.819 --> 01:45:24.439 Republican and vote Republican all down the ticket. 01:45:24.560 --> 01:45:26.760 Even for the people that were lying saying they're 01:45:26.760 --> 01:45:29.239 conservative. I remember my mom challenged her 01:45:29.239 --> 01:45:31.460 once and said, if the Republican Party nominated 01:45:31.460 --> 01:45:35.100 a chimpanzee, would you vote for him? And she 01:45:35.100 --> 01:45:37.060 shot right back, well, hell yeah. If the Republican 01:45:37.060 --> 01:45:38.939 Party thought that that was a qualified candidate, 01:45:39.020 --> 01:45:41.640 hell yeah, I'd vote for him. A lot more trusting 01:45:41.640 --> 01:45:43.779 than me. So Granny Hughes just didn't even want 01:45:43.779 --> 01:45:45.699 to think. She's like, oh, they have an R after 01:45:45.699 --> 01:45:47.720 their name? I like them. They have anything else 01:45:47.720 --> 01:45:49.600 after their name? They're evil. I'll put it like 01:45:49.600 --> 01:45:54.119 this. George W. Bush. Yeah. A lot of people loved 01:45:54.119 --> 01:45:57.460 him. Yep. I thought he wasn't that good. He was 01:45:57.460 --> 01:46:02.119 kind of a big business guy. He claimed that he 01:46:02.119 --> 01:46:04.720 was a little man. He claimed that he was this 01:46:04.720 --> 01:46:07.600 farmer in Texas going out clearing brush and 01:46:07.600 --> 01:46:11.140 all that. But everything that he did looked to 01:46:11.140 --> 01:46:14.140 me like it was geared towards big business and 01:46:14.140 --> 01:46:16.340 squashing the little man. Same way with Reagan. 01:46:16.520 --> 01:46:19.300 People love Ronald Reagan. Listen, defense, he 01:46:19.300 --> 01:46:22.989 was the best. Man, he was so brilliant. Personally, 01:46:23.109 --> 01:46:25.550 the deregulation of these corporations is where 01:46:25.550 --> 01:46:28.250 we're at now because of him. Yeah, you look back 01:46:28.250 --> 01:46:31.369 at where things changed in Reagan's presidency 01:46:31.369 --> 01:46:34.430 is where a hell of a lot of things suddenly turned 01:46:34.430 --> 01:46:38.149 a whole new direction. How about mental health? 01:46:38.989 --> 01:46:42.289 He erased all of that. And now look where we're 01:46:42.289 --> 01:46:44.869 at. So anybody that tells me that Reagan was 01:46:44.869 --> 01:46:48.199 one of the best presidents ever? In a few ways. 01:46:48.359 --> 01:46:51.180 In some ways, yes. In a few ways, yeah. Defensively, 01:46:51.180 --> 01:46:53.300 in going against Russia in the Cold War, he was 01:46:53.300 --> 01:46:56.100 fucking brilliant. He bankrupted the Soviet Union. 01:46:56.359 --> 01:47:00.060 Yeah. Yeah. Now, there was a contingent in the 01:47:00.060 --> 01:47:01.960 Soviet Union that was going to say, you know, 01:47:02.000 --> 01:47:05.119 if the West is going to defeat us and bankrupt 01:47:05.119 --> 01:47:09.439 us and if we can't survive, then we'll just launch 01:47:09.439 --> 01:47:11.220 all our nukes because we're not going to let 01:47:11.220 --> 01:47:13.399 them take it and have everything. If we can't 01:47:13.399 --> 01:47:15.399 get it, then we'll just burn it all down. And 01:47:15.399 --> 01:47:18.239 Reagan knew that was a possibility, but he went 01:47:18.239 --> 01:47:22.180 ahead. And fortunately for us, the Nuke the World 01:47:22.180 --> 01:47:24.319 faction in the Soviet Union never got a chance. 01:47:24.640 --> 01:47:27.319 Yeah. Well, right now, I've been reading about 01:47:27.319 --> 01:47:30.779 how Putin is really, really fearing another coup. 01:47:31.119 --> 01:47:34.420 Yeah. And the reason is because the anti -war 01:47:34.420 --> 01:47:36.899 sentiment is really growing over there. And they're 01:47:36.899 --> 01:47:38.420 tired of it. They're like, you know, you're spending 01:47:38.420 --> 01:47:40.680 all this money on something that we don't really 01:47:40.680 --> 01:47:43.449 care about. It seems really odd that Putin is 01:47:43.449 --> 01:47:46.550 not playing up the neo -Nazi element because 01:47:46.550 --> 01:47:49.510 Ukraine is full of neo -Nazis, and they have 01:47:49.510 --> 01:47:52.010 a massive problem with it. He might be afraid 01:47:52.010 --> 01:47:53.810 to. It may be so. We don't know how long their 01:47:53.810 --> 01:47:56.189 reach is. Yeah. Their reach probably goes into 01:47:56.189 --> 01:47:58.880 Russia, well into Russia. Yeah. So he's probably 01:47:58.880 --> 01:48:02.180 got to be careful about that, just like the Olegards. 01:48:02.220 --> 01:48:04.159 He's got to be really careful with them. True, 01:48:04.180 --> 01:48:07.140 yeah. They quit diving mysteriously. Any of them 01:48:07.140 --> 01:48:09.600 could finance a coup and get Putin's ass thrown 01:48:09.600 --> 01:48:11.979 right out. And I think he knows this, and I think 01:48:11.979 --> 01:48:14.020 that's one of the things going on right now. 01:48:14.100 --> 01:48:16.119 I would think. That's going on over there. But 01:48:16.119 --> 01:48:18.380 the thing is, will he ever get afraid enough 01:48:18.380 --> 01:48:21.659 to launch? He does. I think he's crazy enough. 01:48:22.340 --> 01:48:25.380 Let's hope not. I always go on the assumption 01:48:25.380 --> 01:48:29.090 that even the most... well informed of us only 01:48:29.090 --> 01:48:32.069 knows about 10 of what's really going on yeah 01:48:32.069 --> 01:48:34.869 so whatever you think is going on anytime yeah 01:48:34.869 --> 01:48:37.930 whatever you think is going on in this uh russian 01:48:37.930 --> 01:48:41.090 ukrainian war you know very very little of the 01:48:41.090 --> 01:48:44.420 reality so we can all have an opinion but Well, 01:48:44.560 --> 01:48:47.199 I mean, it depends on who you read and what you 01:48:47.199 --> 01:48:50.380 read it from. Yeah. You know, do they owe Russia 01:48:50.380 --> 01:48:53.779 all this land and money, or do they not? Who's 01:48:53.779 --> 01:48:56.020 saying this? Yeah, you don't know what media 01:48:56.020 --> 01:48:58.180 outlet is actually owned by the Russian government. 01:48:58.420 --> 01:49:00.279 Don't. You're listening to it, and they're telling 01:49:00.279 --> 01:49:02.479 you stuff. You're like, oh, I believe them. Yeah. 01:49:02.560 --> 01:49:04.859 Okay. Yep, which is a problem here in America, 01:49:04.960 --> 01:49:07.600 too. You know, that's starting to be my response 01:49:07.600 --> 01:49:09.779 to a lot of people when they tell me things. 01:49:09.819 --> 01:49:12.199 Well, so -and -so said, I read on this that this 01:49:12.199 --> 01:49:15.409 is it. And my response is, and you believe them? 01:49:16.609 --> 01:49:20.510 What I do a lot of times now is I'll just fact 01:49:20.510 --> 01:49:23.989 check. Yep. And I'll make sure that I know all 01:49:23.989 --> 01:49:27.109 the facts. And then I started noticing that most 01:49:27.109 --> 01:49:29.289 people that blindly repeat people didn't even 01:49:29.289 --> 01:49:31.430 look at the facts. And when you present it to 01:49:31.430 --> 01:49:34.170 them, they don't say, oh, okay, I'm sorry, I 01:49:34.170 --> 01:49:35.590 guess I didn't look at it at all. They shut up. 01:49:35.729 --> 01:49:38.640 Yep. And they don't want to admit that they just 01:49:38.640 --> 01:49:41.359 blindly followed somebody. So, anyhow, go ahead 01:49:41.359 --> 01:49:43.039 with the list. Yeah, you can also say, like, 01:49:43.100 --> 01:49:44.539 well, just because somebody told me something 01:49:44.539 --> 01:49:47.239 doesn't mean I believe it. And then you point 01:49:47.239 --> 01:49:49.140 out that everything they're telling you is something 01:49:49.140 --> 01:49:51.680 that somebody told them. Yes. Well, somebody 01:49:51.680 --> 01:49:54.680 told me that Trump is this, and somebody told 01:49:54.680 --> 01:49:57.359 me that Alaska is this, and somebody told me 01:49:57.359 --> 01:50:00.550 that microplastics are... Okay, this is all the 01:50:00.550 --> 01:50:02.210 stuff that you've chosen to believe because there's 01:50:02.210 --> 01:50:03.689 a bunch of people telling you other things too. 01:50:03.810 --> 01:50:05.930 Because if they tell you something you don't 01:50:05.930 --> 01:50:07.050 believe, you're going to be the first one to 01:50:07.050 --> 01:50:11.310 argue with it. Yeah. Oh, that's hogwash. So anyhow, 01:50:11.689 --> 01:50:14.250 go ahead with the rest. All right. Also in Topeka, 01:50:14.470 --> 01:50:18.890 dead deer may not be transported across Kansas 01:50:18.890 --> 01:50:22.609 Avenue. Yeah, that's a huge problem. Yeah. Yeah. 01:50:22.609 --> 01:50:24.789 I mean, I did it a couple of times. I got admit 01:50:24.789 --> 01:50:28.189 when I was younger. Yeah. Yeah. But then I kind 01:50:28.189 --> 01:50:30.220 of. Took a look at it and thought, you know, 01:50:30.359 --> 01:50:33.819 I probably shouldn't be doing this. I'm guessing 01:50:33.819 --> 01:50:36.720 maybe it was to, like, control the spread of 01:50:36.720 --> 01:50:40.039 disease. Probably, I guess. To specifically say, 01:50:40.140 --> 01:50:42.060 okay, Kansas Avenue, right down in the middle 01:50:42.060 --> 01:50:43.760 of Topeka, that's your borderline. You can't 01:50:43.760 --> 01:50:45.279 cross there. That must have been where all the 01:50:45.279 --> 01:50:47.680 politicians lived. We don't want that disease 01:50:47.680 --> 01:50:50.939 here. It came away from Kansas Avenue. What's 01:50:50.939 --> 01:50:53.600 more likely is, say, all the good deer hunting 01:50:53.600 --> 01:50:57.020 is south. of Kansas Avenue. Oh, yeah. But the 01:50:57.020 --> 01:50:59.319 deer processor who's taking all your money lives 01:50:59.319 --> 01:51:01.420 on the north side of Kansas Avenue. So you passed 01:51:01.420 --> 01:51:03.699 this law and then you opened up a deer processing 01:51:03.699 --> 01:51:05.960 state south of Kansas Avenue. That's probably 01:51:05.960 --> 01:51:09.119 what happened. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. See, a lot 01:51:09.119 --> 01:51:12.840 of these laws are designed to provide... Boss 01:51:12.840 --> 01:51:16.640 Tom's processing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 01:51:16.640 --> 01:51:20.079 there to provide corruption opportunities. Johnny 01:51:20.079 --> 01:51:23.579 Lazea's processing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. 01:51:23.640 --> 01:51:29.739 So here's an alleged story. A business bought 01:51:29.739 --> 01:51:34.140 a building in Leawood. And the former tenant 01:51:34.140 --> 01:51:38.600 of the building sold it and moved out. And then 01:51:38.600 --> 01:51:41.640 this new business moved in. And like right away, 01:51:41.760 --> 01:51:43.739 the city of Leawood says, OK, you're going to 01:51:43.739 --> 01:51:46.800 have to put up fences to hide your backup generator 01:51:46.800 --> 01:51:49.960 and power. And you're going to have to do fence 01:51:49.960 --> 01:51:52.199 this place in. You have to block this from view. 01:51:52.539 --> 01:51:55.020 All these restrictions all of a sudden that the 01:51:55.020 --> 01:51:57.500 previous business somehow didn't have to obey. 01:51:58.900 --> 01:52:00.880 It's because they were bribing the right person 01:52:00.880 --> 01:52:03.619 in Leawood City government. Yeah. And then this 01:52:03.619 --> 01:52:05.720 new business moves in, and somebody from the 01:52:05.720 --> 01:52:07.260 government probably came and said, all right, 01:52:07.340 --> 01:52:09.739 here's how much I want per month to let you do 01:52:09.739 --> 01:52:11.119 all this and this and this. And the business 01:52:11.119 --> 01:52:13.500 probably said, screw you. So they came back and 01:52:13.500 --> 01:52:14.859 said, all right, well, now we're just going to, 01:52:14.859 --> 01:52:16.899 you have to do this, you have to do this, because 01:52:16.899 --> 01:52:19.439 you wouldn't bribe them. And those laws are on 01:52:19.439 --> 01:52:22.819 the books. So you can solicit a bribe to let 01:52:22.819 --> 01:52:24.979 people get away with not following them. And 01:52:24.979 --> 01:52:27.760 that's probably half the laws, allegedly, in 01:52:27.760 --> 01:52:31.060 Leawood. Some of them are there to protect property 01:52:31.060 --> 01:52:34.020 values. The others are there to be just obstructionist 01:52:34.020 --> 01:52:37.760 laws that you can get around by bribing the right 01:52:37.760 --> 01:52:40.279 person. And that's another way Leawood makes 01:52:40.279 --> 01:52:46.039 money is the influx of bribes. Last one for Topeka. 01:52:46.079 --> 01:52:50.489 It is illegal to serve wine in teacups. And, 01:52:50.529 --> 01:52:52.149 you know, I always drink wine out of teacups. 01:52:52.189 --> 01:52:54.270 Me too, all the time. I put my little pinky up. 01:52:54.510 --> 01:52:56.529 Yeah, yeah, me too. Even though it makes me a 01:52:56.529 --> 01:53:00.909 pussy, I don't care. I still do. Statewide in 01:53:00.909 --> 01:53:03.630 Kansas, it is illegal to catch any fish with 01:53:03.630 --> 01:53:07.350 your bare hands. So no noodling. No noodling. 01:53:07.430 --> 01:53:10.310 I say that because a lot of people die. And a 01:53:10.310 --> 01:53:12.439 lot of fish get killed. Yes. You know, you reach 01:53:12.439 --> 01:53:14.319 in, you grab something, you pull it out, and 01:53:14.319 --> 01:53:16.979 it's not big enough to be legally taken, so you 01:53:16.979 --> 01:53:19.439 dump it and it dies anyway. Yeah. It's bullshit. 01:53:19.699 --> 01:53:22.060 Yeah, it is. But the way they phrase it as bear 01:53:22.060 --> 01:53:24.079 hands means, I guess, if you put gloves on, you're 01:53:24.079 --> 01:53:27.479 okay? I guess so. Or if you don't have the hands 01:53:27.479 --> 01:53:30.119 of a bear, maybe you have the hands of a walrus. 01:53:30.359 --> 01:53:32.539 Maybe you can use those. Yeah, I got the hands 01:53:32.539 --> 01:53:34.960 of a chimp, so I'd probably get away with it. 01:53:36.650 --> 01:53:39.270 All right, and last but not least, in Natoma, 01:53:39.390 --> 01:53:42.229 Kansas, it is illegal to throw knives at men 01:53:42.229 --> 01:53:46.949 in striped suits. Man, they're taking all the 01:53:46.949 --> 01:53:49.149 fun out of life. Who doesn't love doing that 01:53:49.149 --> 01:53:51.569 on a Sunday morning? So I guess that means women 01:53:51.569 --> 01:53:53.369 in striped suits, you can throw all the knives 01:53:53.369 --> 01:53:55.170 you want. Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, of course. 01:53:55.510 --> 01:53:58.529 Or any of the other 19 1⁄2 other genders there 01:53:58.529 --> 01:54:00.010 are, you can just throw knives at them. Yeah, 01:54:00.010 --> 01:54:01.449 yeah, yeah. Only men are protected. Did they 01:54:01.449 --> 01:54:03.569 them there that they all get thrown at? Yeah. 01:54:03.569 --> 01:54:07.729 Yes, yeah, yep. You have to be wearing a striped 01:54:07.729 --> 01:54:09.869 seat. Oh, yeah. It's got polka dots. Yeah, that's 01:54:09.869 --> 01:54:12.630 the other caveat. You can't throw knives at a 01:54:12.630 --> 01:54:15.750 polka dot. Yeah, flowery, you know, floral. No, 01:54:15.810 --> 01:54:21.010 can't do it. No. So, good old Kansas. Yeah. Yep. 01:54:21.050 --> 01:54:22.970 All right. Good old Kansas. All right. Thank 01:54:22.970 --> 01:54:26.550 you, Topher. All right. Should we go ahead and 01:54:26.550 --> 01:54:28.949 end this show and get into the music creeps? 01:54:28.949 --> 01:54:31.210 Let's do it. All righty. Everybody, thank you 01:54:31.210 --> 01:54:33.210 for listening. I mean, the numbers, for real, 01:54:33.310 --> 01:54:35.210 the numbers are exploding. They really are. 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