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Well, well, well. We see you made it back. That's

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right. It's time for your favorite podcast, Two

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Douchebags and a Microphone, live from the historic

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river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri,

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but only on Tuesdays and sometimes Wednesdays.

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Otherwise, you get live from the Duck Wine Studio

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in Wheatland, Missouri, and the Talk is Cheap

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studio from Extreme Southern Tent for the Kansas

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City Metroplex and the surrounding areas. Let's

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grab a seat and see what kind of garbage they

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throw at us today. Enjoy. Welcome again. We're

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happy you chose us. Come on in. Wash yourself

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off. Would you enjoy a bourbon and coke? There's

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a liquor store down the road. If you go, I need

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rolling papers. Well, since you're here, let's

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get this daily douchebag pledge out of the way.

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All right, bitches, swing your hips and pelvic

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thrust. Shout it out with me. I, Joe or Jane

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Listener, promise to download every podcast.

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computers, community computers and other assorted

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phones and listening devices and download the

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show from there. I, Joe or Jane Listener, will

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download the show. and constantly barrage everyone

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with show name and platforms. I, Joe or Jane

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Listener, promise to wear a chicken costume and

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scream the show's name from my front yard. And

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finally, because of our 13 -year -old boy humor,

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we must go to Knobloch Cooter Licking in Uranus,

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Missouri to take selfies with the signs. If you

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go to Uranus, go to the fudge factory. Yes, there's

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a fudge factory in Uranus. No joke. Here at Two

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Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't stand behind

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our journalistic integrity. Go ahead and assume

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we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will

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lie if it makes the story better. Two Douchebags

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and a Microphone. Heya, Yankers. We often think

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many things are just true because we've heard

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it our whole lives. That's why here at Two Douchebags

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and Microphone, we developed the segment, Not

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True. We investigate and uncover the real truth

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of what happened. We've heard for years that

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Einstein was so intelligent he could not figure

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out how to tie his shoe. The fact is, he disliked

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wearing socks. He would put socks over his shoes

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to avoid tying them. He believed tying shoelaces

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was an incredible waste of time. So were Crocs

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when Einstein needed them. Since the dawn of

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time, weird shit has happened. Strange occurrences,

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unexplained phobias, and other odd happenings.

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Over the next minute, we would like to bring

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you odd, rare phobias and conditions. Hutchinson

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-Gilford Progeria Syndrome. Cases known on Earth

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100 to possibly 150. This causes young children

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to age quickly, such as hair loss, thin, fragile

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skin, and cardiovascular issues, while the child's

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mental capacity stays the same. There is unknown

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cure and very little treatment options. Strange,

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but true. The town car President Kennedy was

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shot and murdered in was cleaned up and reused

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to serve President Johnson, President Nixon,

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President Ford, and eventually President Carter.

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Here we go. Silence. That you might be a person.

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Shuttleboxed in public. Wore cowboy boots with

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shorts. Owned an F -350 that doesn't have mud

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on it. Days in front of the mirror at the gym.

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Did the Macarena. Uses the phrase circle back.

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Says right meow instead of right now. Here at

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2 Douchebag Central, we needed a voice for common

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sense since none of us fit that bill. We opted

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for another voice. So here I am, Mr. Buford T.

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Rasputin. DeCarlos Brown Jr. in late 2025 was

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released on a promise to appear by Magistrate

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Judge Teresa Stokes. despite having 14 prior

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arrests. Following his release, he stabbed to

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death Irina Zarytska to death at a light rail

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station. Jason Ayala, New York, New York. In

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January 2025, Judge Robert Rosehensel granted

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Ayala supervised release while he was awaiting

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violent forced robbery charges. The following

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day, Ayala allegedly committed a sexual assault

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spree. molesting two children and three adult

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women within a 30 -minute window. There are literally

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hundreds more over that span of a couple of years,

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so that's where this fine show comes in. We introduce

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to you the Adopt -a -Judge program. This would

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be a true way to measure if a judge is willing

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to guarantee the criminal has reformed. The program

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is simple. A judge lets a violent criminal out

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early or on a signature bond or whatever. The

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said judge has to sign responsibility papers

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to ensure that his convict will not partake in

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heinous acts. The released convict would also

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have to live with that judge until the victim's

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family okays the person for a regular life and

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can leave the judge's dwelling. This has been

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Buford T. Rasputin signing off with your Common

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Sense Moment. Get on out of here so mama can

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make some pancakes, boy. Two douchebags and microphone.

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I am Mark here in the Kansas City Metroplex,

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the extreme southern tip of... at the Talk is

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Cheap studio. And hi, I'm Rob at Wheatland, Missouri,

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home of the magnificent Lucas Oil Speedway and

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water track, and also home of the Camosa Country

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Store, where you can find all your needs, including

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a selfie with the green Sinclair Dinosaur with

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a huge penis. And by the way, yes, there are

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cars running on Lucas Oil Speedway right now.

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Yeah, we're hoping. We're hoping to pick a little

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of them. I can hear them. I'm hoping we can pick

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them up over behind. But I'm on the opposite

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side of the house. Yeah, damn it. I can't hear

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it. It would be a nice little added addition,

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wouldn't it, to just hear a little... every now

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and then, but... Well, you know, I could go downstairs,

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but walk out the front door, but then I've got

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to go through five doors. Oh, yeah, you know

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what? Maybe not. Maybe not. I'm better off upstairs.

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Yeah, you probably are. Oh, well. So, you know,

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like I said during the Douchebag Gangbang Sunday

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night show, we have COVID in the household, so

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this means a whole lot of nothing. But we did

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strike gold on TV, Rob. Oh, really? Yeah. Ozark

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Law, Bike Week. Right on. Oh, I'm telling you.

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Go to Amazon, Facebook Reels, YouTube, whatever

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you have to do to watch the damn thing. All the

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good shit. What was it I was watching, Mom? I

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can't remember what I was watching, Mom, before

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I moved. I think you can get them on... Not only

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are they on Jews, I think it's Reels. The channel

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that it's on, I think R -E -E -L -Z, possibly.

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I think that's what channel it's on, Reels. But

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also, my understanding is you can find it on

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Amazon, Facebook Reels. Facebook Reels, not Reels,

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the channel. Oh, really? Facebook Reels. That's

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what I've heard. And maybe not the full episode,

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but excerpts of it that are really good. I'll

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let you know. And then YouTube. I've been watching

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a lot of Facebook Reels. Okay. Well, whatever

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you do. Get to it. All the good shit, the fights,

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people partying in truck beds. But the best was

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this chick fight. The chick fight was pretty

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fucking epic, Rob. Yeah, the chick fight was

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much better than the man fight. You know, the

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man fight is, you know, someone fucking gets

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their ass beat, you know, and then the other

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guy's over there screaming, oh yeah, come back,

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but you know, all that stupid shit. Where women,

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they don't stop. One of them would knock the

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other one to the ground. The other one, they'd

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get back up. Didn't matter what it took. They

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would get back up somehow. And then the other

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chick would be walking off. The other chick would

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run over there and just start banging the shit

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out of her. I mean, it was just classic. Yeah,

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I love it. Oh, yeah. They featured the bar that

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almost got my ass kicked in because of my old

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friend Jenny, who liked to get very mischievous,

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to put it lightly. It's a biker bar in the strip.

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I think it was called Stars and Stripes back

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then. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What's the name of

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it now? Shit, I can't remember. I just saw it

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the other night. But I believe it was called

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Stars and Stripes. That sounds probably about

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right. That's where I see that one comedian that

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did the... You did it for contributions for cancer.

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Okay, well, if it wasn't... If it wasn't Icehole,

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Icehole was part of that whole thing. They showed

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it. So I do remember that name, but it very well

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could be Icehole. But, you know, it looks exactly

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the same, only the name's different. It's got

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the same front porch on the strip and all that.

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And like I said, that's where my friend Jenny

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tried to get my ass kicked, which sucked very

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bad because it's a biker's bar, like I said,

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you know, and we go in there. And we go to the

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back courtyard in back. And she goes, oh, I'll

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go get our drinks. Okay, well, I guess she has

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money. All right. Very cool. So I'm like, all

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right, you know, I'll save my money for later.

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And, you know, we'll buy drinks later tonight

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or food, you know, or whatever. So no big deal,

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you know. So we're just spending the weekend

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there. So she's gone for like 10 minutes, and

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I'm like, hmm. I go, all right, you know, whatever.

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So I'm back there. I think I was smoking a cigar,

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so I didn't want to get up and check on her,

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right? So the next thing I know, she comes back

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with like four drinks. I'm like, wow, that's

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pretty fucking impressive. Buying four drinks

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at a time for us, cool. So this happens, I don't

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know, four or five times in a row. All of a sudden,

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this big biker walks back, and he points at me.

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He looks at her. He goes, who's that? And she

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goes. Oh, that's my brother. Now, we weren't

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going together or nothing, right? We were just

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kind of like hanging out, kind of friends, benefits

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type of deal, right? And I'm like, oh, fuck.

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I knew what she did. She was up there getting

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drinks from him, acting like she was going to

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go home with him, right? And they had no idea

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I was back there. And she goes, oh, that's my

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brother. He goes, oh, bullshit. He goes, if that's

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your brother, then kiss me. And I looked at her,

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I go, kiss him? So she gives a little peck. Anything

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for getting my ass kicked. My ass kicked. So

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he's really getting ready to kick my ass. He's

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pissed because he thinks I'm in on it, right?

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And I'm like sitting there going, mother fuck,

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how did I get myself in this stuff? I mean, I

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had no idea, literally. So finally, this. One

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of the, I don't know, the biker chicks is in

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there coming back. She said something about,

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oh, Ragdoll or something. It's some weird name.

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She goes, hey, Ragdoll just fell down. I think

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he broke his arm or something. Something was

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going on or a fight. And he goes, you stay right

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here. So I fucking run. I jump that fence. And

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Jenny's like, yeah. And Jay's like, where are

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you going? I go, you're jumping over or you're

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staying and answering the fucking questions.

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She got over. And we ran back to the hotel. Luckily,

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the hotel was only about, I don't know, four

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blocks down. By the time we got there, you know,

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I know the guy was looking for us because he

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was really pissed. But anyhow, it was... They

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do not mess around out there. No, no. And if

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I was him, I would have thought the same thing.

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Oh, this guy thinks I'm a sucker. He's sending

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his girl to go get drinks for me. And then he's...

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Back here drinking them. I would have thought

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the same thing, right? Wouldn't have you? Yeah.

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Yeah. And I like thinking, I really had nothing

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to do with it, but it didn't matter at that time.

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He was still going to kick my ass. He's a huge

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guy, and there was like 10 of them inside. Let's

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say I could kick his ass. Yeah. You were by yourself.

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Yes. Let's say I could kick his ass. Let's say

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I just got lucky and beat him up, okay? Got a

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sucker punch him. The rest of them are coming

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back there and go, hey! And then I'd get my ass

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whipped anyhow, so why even fucking bother? So

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we took off, and anyhow, from then on, I made

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sure if I went anywhere with her, she was not

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fucking leaving. We didn't go to any biker bars

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after that. We didn't go, no. We went to restaurants

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where they probably wouldn't be at and had food

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there, but anyhow. So anyhow, another little

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thing I'd like to go into here is Val likes to

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watch the world news to see what's going on in

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the world. I support her being informed, but

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she watches ABC World News, which I can't stand.

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I know, I know, I know. You can't change your

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wife's mind. I already know that. You cannot

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change your wife's mind. Yeah, she doesn't feel

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like they do, no. But she likes watching them

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for whatever reason. Maybe she thinks they have

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better coverage. She makes up her own mind or

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something. I don't know. But, yeah, but like

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you said, you know, I'm not going to sit there

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and argue with her about it constantly or nothing.

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It's like, all right, you want to watch that

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garbage? Okay, go ahead, you know. So what they

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did was I was sitting on the couch and I hear

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this teaser before they go to commercials. And

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they said, just what did? Justin Timberlake say

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when he was pulled over for the DUI arrest. And

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this is pertaining to his 2020 traffic stop,

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which he earned his first DUI and I think his

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only one, okay? So I'm like, okay, well, this

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is a few years late, but I mean, this footage

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just came out, right? So we waited through all

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the commercials only to hear what he said to

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the arresting officer, Rob. You know what he

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said? I'm Justin Timberlake. That's it. So he

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wasn't trying to get out of it. He wasn't trying

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to get out of it or nothing. He was just trying,

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and he wasn't trying to name drop himself. He

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was letting the guy know, going, hey, I'm not

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giving you a fake license. I am really Justin

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Timberlake, okay? Yeah. And so you could see...

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He could do this time or two. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So you could see him doing that. So anyhow, ABC

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News will do anything, it looks like to me, to

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get you to stay on board and not turn the channel

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off. I was just like going, that was it. So then

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after that, I'm watching another show, and they

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started going into more stuff about the whole

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incident. And he said a lot more than that. That

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was all that ABC News was willing to put out

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there. And it was lame, and it was nothing. And

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I was like thinking, shit, if you're going to

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do that, at least... you know, at least put all

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of it out there. Don't just put, go, I'm Justin

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Timberlake, and then just cut it. So, anyhow,

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ABC World News is as worthless as I thought,

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in my opinion, and I just thought that bared

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mention. So, anyhow, let's see, but speaking

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of that, speaking of ABC News, we go into Frozen

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Mouse Brains. Yeah. Okay, frozen mouse brains

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revived from cryosleep is a scientific first.

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In a breakthrough that sounds ripped straight

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from a Ridley Scott flick, research in Germany

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have managed to freeze brain tissue to ultra

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-cold temperatures and bring it back with key

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signs of life still flickering, including electrical

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activity linked to learning and memory. So, okay,

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you know what they're talking about, Rob. You

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know, like, I think Ted Williams had his head

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frozen, right? Was it Casey Kasem did, too? There's

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quite a few famous people. I think Walt Disney

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may. I'm not for sure. There's quite a few. Yeah,

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I don't know if that's true or not about Walt

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Disney, but I believe the other ones did, as

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far as I can tell. Because I believe Casey Kasem

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had that big ordeal. Or was it Ted Williams?

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Maybe it's Ted Williams. One of them, like, they

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accidentally turned the plug off or something,

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and his whole face rotted, his brain rotted or

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whatever, right? And that was a big deal. So...

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I think it was. So if it wasn't, look it up.

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I apologize. So, all right. The feat detailed

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in a new study published in the journal Proceedings

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of the National Academy of Sciences suggests

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that one day scientists will be able to place

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brain tissue or even entire organs into a deep

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freeze and revive them later without wrecking

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the delicate circuitry that makes them tick.

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Originally reported by nature .com. and this

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has been a long sticking point, is they've been

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able to preserve it, but to keep it to where

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it can come back and be functional was the problem,

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right? Right. Well, it sounds like this deal

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here, they kind of got through it here, or at

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least somewhat. They're definitely making progress,

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it sounds like. Yes, they are, and it really

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makes you wonder what it's going to come to.

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I mean, all right. I'll go into a little bit

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more of this here in a minute, but I got a question

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for you, Rob. Okay, let's say they have this

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brain that can function normal, right? And it

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knows where it's at and all that stuff. It can't

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see probably or anything. It doesn't have eyes.

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You know, it's just a brain as far as I can tell.

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Okay, so then what? Do they implant that brain

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in another body? I mean, I don't know where it

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goes from here. Or is that brain just alive and

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it just sits there? And is aware and conscious.

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I don't understand. I would say they would probably

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transplant. Okay. So... Get a new brain. Get

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a new brain. Okay. Yeah, me too. I mean, this

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is really interesting stuff, and it's dynamic

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stuff. I mean, it's like pretty advanced stuff,

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for sure. But when biological tissue freezes

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the old -fashioned way, water inside cells crystallizes

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into jagged ice shards. The shard membranes then

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sever the microscopic connections between neurons

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in the brain. These connections are everything,

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the infrastructure behind thought, memory, and

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consciousness. To dodge that icy death spiral,

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neurologists at the University of Nuremberg turned

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to a technique known as vitrification, a rapid

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cooling method that transforms a liquid into

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a glass -like state before ice crystals can form.

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Instead of freezing it into rigid ice, the tissue

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becomes workable and it isn't damaged to where

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it doesn't function anymore. So, I got a question

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for you, Rob. Let's say you get a chance to do

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that. and they go, okay, let's say you're on

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your deathbed, and the doctor comes in and goes,

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Mr. Radford, would you be interested in having

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your brain kept alive so maybe we can bring it

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back later? What do you think about that? I mean,

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me, I think I'm a no on that. I think I'll just

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go ahead. I believe in the afterlife. I think

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I'll go ahead and experience that. Yeah, I'd

00:21:01.589 --> 00:21:05.569
have to say no. Yeah. I mean, you don't know

00:21:05.569 --> 00:21:07.710
what that's going to lead to. I mean, wouldn't

00:21:07.710 --> 00:21:10.369
you basically be a captor in a jar or something?

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And then, like, if no one wanted to have your

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brain or whatever, you'd never have a body, so

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you'd just sit there? I mean, I understand they're

00:21:20.630 --> 00:21:23.289
wanting this technology to help save lives and

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all that in the future, but I don't understand

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what this brain sitting in a jar stuff really

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is about. Do you have an idea, possibly? No,

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I don't know. Just people trying to play God,

00:21:38.440 --> 00:21:44.140
maybe? It's something I am not into, so yeah,

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I have no explanation. No, I'm really not into

00:21:47.140 --> 00:21:49.279
it that much either. I mean, I just found this

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article and I found it interesting. I thought

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this would be something to... kind of talk about

00:21:53.440 --> 00:21:55.859
for a little bit and just, you know, and I probably

00:21:55.859 --> 00:21:58.299
should have saved it. Well, nah, the gangbang's

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a totally different show. We're not that serious

00:22:00.740 --> 00:22:04.700
usually. So, maybe I should have saved this for

00:22:04.700 --> 00:22:06.619
Topher. I'll probably bring this with me and

00:22:06.619 --> 00:22:09.059
then Friday when we're down at the city market,

00:22:09.279 --> 00:22:11.680
I'll bring this up to him and get his thoughts

00:22:11.680 --> 00:22:14.119
on it too. I'm sure he would have something completely

00:22:14.119 --> 00:22:16.779
different because, you know, he's got a different

00:22:16.779 --> 00:22:19.819
thought process than us, which is great. Right.

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So, All right. Well, Rob, I'm done with all of

00:22:24.440 --> 00:22:26.680
my stuff to start off with. Let's go to you.

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Okay. I really wish I was sitting out front right

00:22:31.099 --> 00:22:35.079
now because they are boring. Do you want to walk

00:22:35.079 --> 00:22:39.140
out there real quick? No, no, no, no, no, no,

00:22:39.140 --> 00:22:54.200
no. It ain't happening. Okay. And I got this

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over here. Okay. Well, I'll tell you what. I

00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:13.480
will come back to that one. Because I want to

00:23:13.480 --> 00:23:16.099
go into something else. Okay, go ahead. Here

00:23:16.099 --> 00:23:21.220
it is. I got it right here. Okay. And this is

00:23:21.220 --> 00:23:25.660
Lake of the Ozarks. Okay. Down on the strip,

00:23:25.900 --> 00:23:28.460
just right where you were talking about. Oh,

00:23:28.480 --> 00:23:32.980
yeah. Yep. A Lake Ozark man was charged with

00:23:32.980 --> 00:23:36.099
two misdemeanors after he was accused of exposing

00:23:36.099 --> 00:23:41.980
himself at a Miller County bar on Friday. Jeremy

00:23:41.980 --> 00:23:48.720
Torpening, 38, was charged on Saturday after...

00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:52.160
resisting arrest and first -degree sexual misconduct.

00:23:52.500 --> 00:23:56.680
He was arrested but posted a $2 ,000 bond, according

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to Mundine Court of Violence. Initial court appearance

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is scheduled for 9 a .m. Wednesday, May 3rd.

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The probable cause statement says police were

00:24:06.740 --> 00:24:12.039
called at 10 .48 p .m. to Marty Bird's in 1200

00:24:12.039 --> 00:24:17.940
Bogdan, Magnaldown Boulevard. Yes? The Marty

00:24:17.940 --> 00:24:22.799
Burns. Is this their bar, really? Is this really,

00:24:22.940 --> 00:24:28.160
what's his name's bar? Yeah, they named the bar

00:24:28.160 --> 00:24:32.160
Marty Burns after the show. Ozark, okay. Ozark,

00:24:32.319 --> 00:24:37.700
yeah. Okay, cool. Where a security guard and

00:24:37.700 --> 00:24:41.619
multiple patrons report seeing Torquening expose

00:24:41.619 --> 00:24:46.970
himself. He was found in another... nearby bar,

00:24:47.170 --> 00:24:50.809
S -N -A -F -U, and was ordered to come outside

00:24:50.809 --> 00:25:02.509
by police, the statement says. Okay. Okay. Yeah,

00:25:02.630 --> 00:25:05.809
I had to talk. I'm sorry. Oh, okay. No, that's

00:25:05.809 --> 00:25:08.329
fine. I thought the connection lost. That's all.

00:25:08.710 --> 00:25:11.730
No, no, no. I had to talk. Okay. Interpreting

00:25:11.730 --> 00:25:14.490
allegedly started resisting when police tried

00:25:14.490 --> 00:25:17.589
to detain him. the statement says. The police

00:25:17.589 --> 00:25:21.710
used a snow gun. The torpening was not affected,

00:25:22.069 --> 00:25:26.109
court documents say. He then ran away, but was

00:25:26.109 --> 00:25:29.589
later found behind walk and roll, the statement

00:25:29.589 --> 00:25:34.410
says. While torpening was being booked into the

00:25:34.410 --> 00:25:38.769
jail, police received a call about a 2018 Ford

00:25:38.769 --> 00:25:42.650
F -150 Raptor being damaged during the arrest,

00:25:43.029 --> 00:25:50.819
the statement says. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, that

00:25:50.819 --> 00:25:55.640
guy's got interest. Okay. Yeah, I mean, that's

00:25:55.640 --> 00:25:59.279
how crazy it gets. Just think, this is only March.

00:25:59.660 --> 00:26:02.039
Oh, I know, I know. Well, the weather's been

00:26:02.039 --> 00:26:04.880
so nice and hot. People are already down there

00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:06.400
partying their eyes off. It's going to get crazy.

00:26:06.640 --> 00:26:08.940
Oh, gosh, this year's going to be stupid. Oh,

00:26:08.940 --> 00:26:12.019
yeah. That's why I'm glad I moved over here to

00:26:12.019 --> 00:26:15.420
get away from the traffic. Oh, gosh, yeah. That

00:26:15.420 --> 00:26:20.720
whole area gets so congested. Oh, geez. No, you

00:26:20.720 --> 00:26:23.680
know what? I think it's going to be a really

00:26:23.680 --> 00:26:26.359
hot, dry year, by the way it's starting out.

00:26:26.819 --> 00:26:31.059
And everyone flocks to the lakes and everyone

00:26:31.059 --> 00:26:34.400
drinks and gets stupid. I mean, you know, I think

00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:37.940
the footage that I watched on Ozark Law was probably

00:26:37.940 --> 00:26:40.160
from last year because it looked like dead of

00:26:40.160 --> 00:26:44.059
summer, you know, so. It probably takes a little

00:26:44.059 --> 00:26:46.339
while to do it. It was probably even a rerun

00:26:46.339 --> 00:26:50.519
because I haven't been watching it solid. Yeah.

00:26:50.839 --> 00:26:54.160
Yeah, so anyhow. All right. Is that it, Rob?

00:26:55.279 --> 00:26:57.680
That's it on that. Okay. Well, let's take our

00:26:57.680 --> 00:27:02.059
first break and come back. Sounds good. All right.

00:27:02.059 --> 00:27:04.079
I'm going to sit in front of the pan. I'm sweating.

00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:06.519
Okay. That sounds good. All right. We'll be right

00:27:06.519 --> 00:27:20.589
back, everybody. Two douchebags, a microphone,

00:27:20.670 --> 00:27:23.970
and an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer

00:27:23.970 --> 00:27:30.190
you first world problems. What in the devil?

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My bank is really out of calendars. What do they

00:27:33.589 --> 00:27:36.069
expect me to do? Go to Walmart and buy a $3 calendar?

00:27:36.609 --> 00:27:40.509
This is complete bullshit. I am outraged. This

00:27:40.509 --> 00:27:42.789
is Joshua Belmont, your food for thought man

00:27:42.789 --> 00:27:46.049
on The Hustle. Today, we would like to celebrate

00:27:46.049 --> 00:27:49.960
Mr. Timothy J. Brottux. who is credited for the

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as a used hypodermic needle. Our constant pursuit

00:28:13.299 --> 00:28:17.079
for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults

00:28:17.079 --> 00:28:21.079
from an alien. Real hilarity. Hey, your headphones

00:28:21.079 --> 00:28:27.180
snag on every door handle. Hey there. We all

00:28:27.180 --> 00:28:29.819
have those annoying co -workers that do nothing.

00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:33.359
There's nothing we can do about it because HR

00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:36.420
departments are running scared of lawyers. So

00:28:36.420 --> 00:28:38.500
we have to work with these worthless pieces of

00:28:38.500 --> 00:28:41.819
garbage. But we have to communicate about them

00:28:41.819 --> 00:28:45.000
without them knowing about it. Here at Two Douchebags

00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:47.099
Microphone, we developed a way that you can speak

00:28:47.099 --> 00:28:49.279
about them right in front of them without them

00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:52.759
knowing about it. Stay tuned. First code name,

00:28:52.980 --> 00:28:56.140
Absolute Zero. They contribute nothing and effectively

00:28:56.140 --> 00:29:00.299
stop all molecular motion in the project. Dark

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matter. You know they're there. They take up

00:29:02.819 --> 00:29:05.279
space, but they provide no light and cannot be

00:29:05.279 --> 00:29:09.559
observed during actual work. Static. High noise.

00:29:09.740 --> 00:29:13.799
Zero signal. Stays in one place. Event Horizon.

00:29:14.319 --> 00:29:17.480
Once a task enters their orbit, it is never seen

00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:21.019
again. How about Buffer? They take 20 minutes

00:29:21.019 --> 00:29:25.920
to process a 5 second request. The Screensaver.

00:29:26.279 --> 00:29:28.359
Looks like they're working, but as soon as you

00:29:28.359 --> 00:29:32.559
touch them, they disappear. Cloud Mode. Just

00:29:32.559 --> 00:29:34.619
floating around, vague, and nobody knows what

00:29:34.619 --> 00:29:39.119
they actually do. And finally, 404. Task not

00:29:39.119 --> 00:29:43.269
found. Stay tuned for more of these gems. And

00:29:43.269 --> 00:29:50.829
now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. Should I throw

00:29:50.829 --> 00:29:55.109
away all my socks, then only buy 30 pair of one

00:29:55.109 --> 00:29:57.930
kind of sock? Will they eventually not match

00:29:57.930 --> 00:30:08.609
up? Hmm. I may never know. And now, we look in

00:30:08.609 --> 00:30:11.309
on the adventures of the Technical Explanation

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Guy. Why, excuse me, my dear chap, could you

00:30:14.559 --> 00:30:17.839
please pass the sodium chloride? Do you mean

00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:22.779
the salt? Why, yes. Yes, I do. Then just say

00:30:22.779 --> 00:30:26.140
the salt, you dumb motherfucker. Hey, my fellow

00:30:26.140 --> 00:30:30.079
heavy breeders, this is Dash Riptide, your music

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news. According to TMZ, Puddle of Mud frontman,

00:30:36.259 --> 00:30:39.940
Wes Scandling. will not be serving any jail time

00:30:39.940 --> 00:30:42.799
in relation to the domestic violence and drug

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possession charges. In obtained documents, it's

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revealed that the singer will instead enter a

00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:53.519
one -year diversion program and been ordered

00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:57.920
to enter a drug rehab program. The judge accepted

00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:01.180
a plea deal with Scantling, taking the steps

00:31:01.180 --> 00:31:06.170
as laid out by the court. May 29th. He reports

00:31:06.170 --> 00:31:09.910
on his progress to the court system. This is

00:31:09.910 --> 00:31:13.589
Gash Riptine, and that was your music news. If

00:31:13.589 --> 00:31:15.750
it's too loud, you'd probably have ear damage,

00:31:15.890 --> 00:31:26.029
just like me. Hey, all you ginger snaps. It's

00:31:26.029 --> 00:31:28.150
time for the douchebag question of the week.

00:31:28.309 --> 00:31:32.210
Turn all answers into two douches at mail .com.

00:31:33.309 --> 00:31:36.980
Spell out the number two. Send in your replies

00:31:36.980 --> 00:31:40.920
or Rob will find you. He is waiting for the word.

00:31:41.339 --> 00:31:47.079
Don't be bashful. You'll get yourself hurt. Should

00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:50.079
a prison system that is about to execute a person

00:31:50.079 --> 00:31:53.119
have to give them a last meal of their choice?

00:31:53.700 --> 00:31:56.180
Or does the fact that the convict earned his

00:31:56.180 --> 00:31:59.500
or her execution enhance the fact that they shouldn't

00:31:59.500 --> 00:32:05.309
deserve a meal of their choice? Get on it now,

00:32:05.509 --> 00:32:17.890
punk. We're in the Kansas City area at the Talk

00:32:17.890 --> 00:32:48.769
is Cheap studio. All right. Thank you, Rob. All

00:32:48.769 --> 00:32:54.890
right. I have some emails. You know what? Work

00:32:54.890 --> 00:32:57.049
on it. I mean, I'm sure everybody else is probably

00:32:57.049 --> 00:32:59.710
tired of hearing that anyhow. So even though

00:32:59.710 --> 00:33:04.529
I think it's fun. Sunday night. Yeah, because

00:33:04.529 --> 00:33:06.829
Sunday night we just don't have enough time as

00:33:06.829 --> 00:33:09.970
it is. Yeah, you guys take that time. I know

00:33:09.970 --> 00:33:15.309
it's October. At least it is. I know. I felt

00:33:15.309 --> 00:33:19.829
bad. Here I am at the Paisley Possum studio.

00:33:22.650 --> 00:33:25.829
Coffee's hot 24 -7. Yep, and always available

00:33:25.829 --> 00:33:29.549
24 -7. Just south of the historic Waldo district

00:33:29.549 --> 00:33:33.059
in Kansas City, Missouri. So, alright. Okay,

00:33:33.119 --> 00:33:38.420
the first question. Mark, why is Caesar salad

00:33:38.420 --> 00:33:41.599
named Caesar? Thank you. Roger in Salt Lake City.

00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:46.599
Roger, you ask, we deliver. Good thing I looked

00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:48.500
this over because I had a chance to look it up.

00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:53.319
Okay, Caesar salad is named after Caesar Cardini.

00:33:54.190 --> 00:33:59.009
1896 to 1956, an Italian -American chef and restaurateur

00:33:59.009 --> 00:34:03.769
who invented the dish in 1924, not after Julius

00:34:03.769 --> 00:34:06.829
Caesar, like everybody thinks. He created it

00:34:06.829 --> 00:34:09.230
at his restaurant in Tijuana, Mexico, using limited

00:34:09.230 --> 00:34:11.869
kitchen supplies during a busy Fourth of July

00:34:11.869 --> 00:34:15.769
weekend. There you go. All that time, I thought

00:34:15.769 --> 00:34:21.590
it was named after Caesar, you know, the, yeah.

00:34:21.849 --> 00:34:24.760
Caesar Augusta. Yeah, Caesar Augusta. Yep, thank

00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:29.800
you. But it is not. It's named after Caesar Cardini,

00:34:29.900 --> 00:34:33.800
the chef that invented it, I guess. So, there

00:34:33.800 --> 00:34:38.039
you go. Roger? I honestly thought it was John

00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:43.460
Caesar from New York back in the 1920s. Oh, you

00:34:43.460 --> 00:34:46.900
and I never even thought about that either. I

00:34:46.900 --> 00:34:56.110
thought it was Caesar Romero. No. I liked Cesar

00:34:56.110 --> 00:35:00.489
Romero. Wasn't he the Joker? Yeah, he was the

00:35:00.489 --> 00:35:02.929
original Joker, wasn't he, on the Batman series

00:35:02.929 --> 00:35:08.469
back in the 60s? Something like that. Oh, he

00:35:08.469 --> 00:35:12.610
was so good. Anyhow. Yeah, if I saw that guy

00:35:12.610 --> 00:35:17.110
in my dreams, I would shit the bed. Alright.

00:35:18.170 --> 00:35:21.289
Rob, do you work with aluminum? If so, I have

00:35:21.289 --> 00:35:23.880
a question. What type of welder do you use to

00:35:23.880 --> 00:35:26.500
weld up aluminum? I need to find a place that

00:35:26.500 --> 00:35:31.880
can help me. Terry in Memphis. Okay. No, we do

00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:36.119
not weld aluminum. Well, you'd have to come from

00:35:36.119 --> 00:35:42.079
Memphis. Yeah, yeah. But still, we do not weld

00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:44.920
aluminum. We are an old school. If I read...

00:35:44.920 --> 00:35:49.480
It's a Heliarc is what you use to weld up aluminum.

00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:57.349
Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's not easy. It's hard

00:35:57.349 --> 00:35:59.670
to do. The aluminum runs away from you as soon

00:35:59.670 --> 00:36:01.530
as you start to melt it, as soon as you get a

00:36:01.530 --> 00:36:04.769
spark. You've got to learn how to puddle it and

00:36:04.769 --> 00:36:06.769
corral it correctly. I've done it for a while.

00:36:09.329 --> 00:36:11.489
There's places that specialize in it, like Rob

00:36:11.489 --> 00:36:15.190
was saying. Just look around. Look on the internet.

00:36:15.530 --> 00:36:17.429
On the internet, I'll bet you you'll find one

00:36:17.429 --> 00:36:21.110
pretty close to you. Yeah, I guarantee it. Yeah.

00:36:21.500 --> 00:36:23.480
And it usually doesn't cost that much. If you're

00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:25.659
talking about just a repair job, you can find

00:36:25.659 --> 00:36:28.300
a small shop to do that probably. A couple hundred

00:36:28.300 --> 00:36:32.980
bucks, I'm sure. It depends on what it is. So,

00:36:32.980 --> 00:36:36.940
anyhow, yeah. So, Terry, yeah, just look it up.

00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:39.300
All right. Anything else for us? I wish I could

00:36:39.300 --> 00:36:42.260
help you, Terry. I mean, you'd have to come from

00:36:42.260 --> 00:36:45.820
Memphis all the way to Wheatland. Camden, Missouri.

00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:48.940
Oh, Camden, yeah. Camden, I'm sorry. That's where

00:36:48.940 --> 00:36:53.239
I work. Which is about five hours, probably.

00:36:53.840 --> 00:36:56.099
Something like that. At least. Yeah, at least.

00:36:56.280 --> 00:36:59.380
Probably more because of the hills and everything.

00:36:59.559 --> 00:37:01.900
There's not an easy way to get there. I mean,

00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:05.420
you go to 55 to I -44, but you have to go up

00:37:05.420 --> 00:37:09.400
to the north considerably before I -44 cuts into

00:37:09.400 --> 00:37:12.820
I -55 where it connects. Right. Yeah, so it takes

00:37:12.820 --> 00:37:14.519
quite a while. Otherwise, you go through the

00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:16.260
hills, and the hills, you don't want to go through

00:37:16.260 --> 00:37:20.860
them either. Right. All right. Mark, do you have

00:37:20.860 --> 00:37:23.099
the music creeps you pulled off the iTunes site?

00:37:23.239 --> 00:37:26.980
I can't find it now. Tony in Kansas. Tony, I

00:37:26.980 --> 00:37:30.199
never pulled one off of the iTunes site. I don't

00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:33.079
know which one you're talking about. I mean,

00:37:33.139 --> 00:37:35.840
I guess it's possible that they found something

00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:38.519
they didn't like and pulled it themselves. I

00:37:38.519 --> 00:37:42.000
don't know. But it wasn't me, and there's so

00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:44.219
many of them, I don't know which one it is. I

00:37:44.219 --> 00:37:47.519
mean, if I get a chance, what I'll do, Tony,

00:37:47.599 --> 00:37:49.320
is this right here, because I have your email.

00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:52.079
If I can look back there and see the sequence

00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:55.639
of the numbers, like, you know, Season 12, Episode

00:37:55.639 --> 00:38:00.280
14, if I see one missing, I'll look and see if

00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:03.400
that's it, you know, and then I will send you,

00:38:03.480 --> 00:38:06.860
I'll either send you the file, depending on your

00:38:06.860 --> 00:38:10.679
email, or I'll tell you what episode it is so

00:38:10.679 --> 00:38:13.280
you can go to RSS or Amazon or something and

00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:17.789
get it through there. But as far as... iTunes

00:38:17.789 --> 00:38:20.170
pulling it, I have no knowledge of that at all.

00:38:20.530 --> 00:38:25.630
So I'm not sure. TuneIn usually could have been

00:38:25.630 --> 00:38:28.289
there too. Yeah, TuneIn has all our stuff too.

00:38:30.090 --> 00:38:33.750
That's who I listen to. Yeah, TuneIn is the easiest

00:38:33.750 --> 00:38:35.829
one to me. Another thing that I like is whenever

00:38:35.829 --> 00:38:38.550
you listen on TuneIn, you come right back and

00:38:38.550 --> 00:38:42.650
it's where you left off. Exactly. And then when

00:38:42.650 --> 00:38:44.309
you're done with that, if there's a newer episode,

00:38:44.469 --> 00:38:48.380
it will go right straight into that. So, Tony

00:38:48.380 --> 00:38:54.099
in Kansas, there you go. I'll look. When I get

00:38:54.099 --> 00:38:56.800
a chance, I probably will in the next couple

00:38:56.800 --> 00:39:00.579
of days. I'll take a look. All right. Thank you.

00:39:00.579 --> 00:39:02.239
Thank you for your interest, Tony. We appreciate

00:39:02.239 --> 00:39:07.880
it. All right. Hey, guys. You guys have not mentioned

00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:10.480
the NCAA tournament going on right now. Why?

00:39:10.699 --> 00:39:14.099
Barb in Ontario. Probably because I don't give

00:39:14.099 --> 00:39:21.400
a shit. What about you, Rob? No, no. I used to

00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:25.619
be a lot bigger into basketball, pro, and college,

00:39:25.820 --> 00:39:28.059
but now football is all I really like anymore.

00:39:28.139 --> 00:39:30.199
I don't watch very much of anything else anymore.

00:39:31.269 --> 00:39:34.489
I just don't have enough time. So football is

00:39:34.489 --> 00:39:37.889
my sport, and that's what I allot time to. So

00:39:37.889 --> 00:39:40.309
that's why you don't hear about it, Barb. I mean,

00:39:40.329 --> 00:39:42.570
if you want to hear the NCAA tournament, you

00:39:42.570 --> 00:39:44.510
have so many outlets. There's so many sports

00:39:44.510 --> 00:39:47.369
stations in America. There's so many networks.

00:39:47.969 --> 00:39:49.849
You can get all that information. You don't need

00:39:49.849 --> 00:39:56.130
us for that. But keep listening. All right. Let's

00:39:56.130 --> 00:39:59.230
see. Oh, this next one. Come on, you dickheads.

00:39:59.670 --> 00:40:01.829
Toenail fungus should have won hands down on

00:40:01.829 --> 00:40:04.789
biggest threat. Just saying. Mitch, Lake Freeman

00:40:04.789 --> 00:40:08.630
stud and excellent log furniture crafter. Hey,

00:40:08.670 --> 00:40:12.409
I need some log furniture. Okay, well, Mitch

00:40:12.409 --> 00:40:15.550
is a toenail fungus. Yeah, definitely. Yeah,

00:40:15.550 --> 00:40:19.170
yeah, yeah. Just saying. Love you, Mitch. Mitch,

00:40:19.309 --> 00:40:22.469
I hope your toenail fungus spreads. I'm going

00:40:22.469 --> 00:40:24.309
to take you. We're probably going to take the

00:40:24.309 --> 00:40:28.489
manager. Manager, whatever you call it. Yeah.

00:40:29.070 --> 00:40:33.389
I hope your toenail fungus spreads to your genitals.

00:40:34.550 --> 00:40:38.210
Oh, come on. You know what? No, he's a good listener.

00:40:38.409 --> 00:40:41.050
He may not like me, but he listens. I'm sorry,

00:40:41.170 --> 00:40:44.849
Mitch. I hope you get it cured and you feel great.

00:40:44.969 --> 00:40:48.849
I apologize. Besides, you listen for Rob, anyhow.

00:40:48.969 --> 00:40:50.369
You don't listen for me. You don't care what

00:40:50.369 --> 00:40:56.980
I say. It's all right. I'll be up there. Oh,

00:40:57.000 --> 00:40:58.840
there you go, Mitch. Mitch, you ought to meet

00:40:58.840 --> 00:41:07.280
up with him. There you go. Rob is also an expert

00:41:07.280 --> 00:41:12.300
on foot fungus. He took classes. Yes. He's really

00:41:12.300 --> 00:41:14.440
good at it. He's cured some really horrible cases.

00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:21.460
So, I mean... Yeah, yep. Yep, there you go, Mitch.

00:41:21.619 --> 00:41:23.980
So there you go. I don't know how you knew that,

00:41:24.059 --> 00:41:26.139
but great job, Mitch. You identified the guy

00:41:26.139 --> 00:41:29.860
that knows. Actually, you cured mine, Rob. Thank

00:41:29.860 --> 00:41:33.900
you. I appreciate it. Yeah. You're welcome. Yours

00:41:33.900 --> 00:41:37.360
was a simple case. Yeah, I know. It just took

00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:39.360
that ointment that you made a couple of times,

00:41:39.380 --> 00:41:41.780
and now it's gone. I mean, they look great. Yeah,

00:41:42.300 --> 00:41:44.239
and I've seen Mitch's. Oh, it's going to take

00:41:44.239 --> 00:41:48.559
some work. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it looks like, I keep

00:41:48.559 --> 00:41:50.320
mentioning Dumb and Dumber, but that's a great

00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:52.900
movie, where they're like, that lady takes that

00:41:52.900 --> 00:41:56.000
grinder, that flat grinder to his toenails. Yeah.

00:41:56.119 --> 00:41:59.619
Yeah, it's kind of like that. Yeah, yeah, it's

00:41:59.619 --> 00:42:01.519
going to take some work. Maybe a jackhammer,

00:42:01.739 --> 00:42:06.239
sulfuric acid, I don't know. Yeah. So, all right.

00:42:06.929 --> 00:42:09.550
And then finally, the other day, a laundromat

00:42:09.550 --> 00:42:12.329
I go to started a tip jar for the change slash

00:42:12.329 --> 00:42:15.849
janitor guy. Tipping is out of control. Meg in

00:42:15.849 --> 00:42:18.590
Lincoln Park. And that is in response to our

00:42:18.590 --> 00:42:22.510
question of the week about tipping. I would agree.

00:42:23.170 --> 00:42:26.269
Yeah. Everybody wants to tip anymore. I believe

00:42:26.269 --> 00:42:27.949
that the question of the week, did you hear it

00:42:27.949 --> 00:42:33.400
yet, Rob, or not? Okay, the question of the week

00:42:33.400 --> 00:42:36.079
basically says that, you know, this started during

00:42:36.079 --> 00:42:39.460
COVID. You started tipping the to -go orders

00:42:39.460 --> 00:42:42.219
when you didn't used to have to. And now it's

00:42:42.219 --> 00:42:46.900
sprawled into everything, even self -checkouts.

00:42:47.039 --> 00:42:50.320
Some of them prompt you for a tip. And all it

00:42:50.320 --> 00:42:52.159
was asking was this right here. The question

00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:55.019
of the week last week was saying, has tipping

00:42:55.019 --> 00:43:00.409
gone too far? Yes, I think so too. I agree, too.

00:43:00.670 --> 00:43:03.730
And who was it? Meg in Lincoln Park. We agree

00:43:03.730 --> 00:43:06.750
with you 100%, and that is a great example. I

00:43:06.750 --> 00:43:08.349
mean, you know, you've got a guy there that works

00:43:08.349 --> 00:43:11.769
at a laundromat, and that's his job, and he's

00:43:11.769 --> 00:43:13.530
not necessarily doing anything for you unless

00:43:13.530 --> 00:43:19.369
you need change. I mean, you know, yeah, no.

00:43:19.730 --> 00:43:22.090
No, he shouldn't get tips just like so many other

00:43:22.090 --> 00:43:24.110
people did, just like these to -go orders should

00:43:24.110 --> 00:43:26.610
not get tips. It's just the way it is. If you

00:43:26.610 --> 00:43:27.809
don't want to work for that amount of money,

00:43:27.909 --> 00:43:31.239
don't. But it shouldn't be up for us to pay your

00:43:31.239 --> 00:43:34.400
salary. And if you don't like doing it, go do

00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:38.280
something else. That simple. So, anyhow, that's

00:43:38.280 --> 00:43:40.559
the end of the email. So, Rob, I think you might

00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:44.219
have something for us. Yeah, I do, but it's not

00:43:44.219 --> 00:43:46.820
what you're expecting. Oh, no bag of garbage?

00:43:47.679 --> 00:43:50.099
Not tonight. I'm going to save that for Sunday.

00:43:50.380 --> 00:43:54.159
Okay, that's cool. I've got too many other stories

00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:58.610
I've got to get out. That sounds cool. This one

00:43:58.610 --> 00:44:05.489
came out four days ago. And it's our good old

00:44:05.489 --> 00:44:12.389
buddy Shia LaBeouf. Oh, again. Again. Yes. All

00:44:12.389 --> 00:44:17.110
right. Oh, dude. Okay. Shia LaBeouf seemingly

00:44:17.110 --> 00:44:21.090
lost his cool while in Rome, appearing agitated

00:44:21.090 --> 00:44:24.590
with a woman sitting next to him outside a restaurant.

00:44:25.070 --> 00:44:28.519
The controversial actor responded, hanging out

00:44:28.519 --> 00:44:32.079
in Italy's capital earlier this week, sitting

00:44:32.079 --> 00:44:35.599
at a table in a t -shirt and jeans and sipping

00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:43.159
out of a bottle. And there is a video on TMZ

00:44:43.159 --> 00:44:51.400
that shows this whole thing. It says, check out

00:44:51.400 --> 00:44:54.980
this video. He's talking adamantly to this woman

00:44:54.980 --> 00:45:01.320
before loudly yelling fuck off ever despite his

00:45:01.320 --> 00:45:05.300
anger she appears relatively unfazed not moving

00:45:05.300 --> 00:45:09.320
muscle while he stares her down later on the

00:45:09.320 --> 00:45:12.260
video picks up with Shia screaming in the street

00:45:12.260 --> 00:45:16.139
pacing around a crosswalk and yelling in a general

00:45:16.139 --> 00:45:19.059
direction it's unclear if he's yelling at the

00:45:19.059 --> 00:45:24.079
same woman or someone else as you know Shia has

00:45:24.079 --> 00:45:27.929
had a concerning few weeks Beginning with his

00:45:27.929 --> 00:45:30.570
arrest for battery in New Orleans last month,

00:45:30.849 --> 00:45:33.829
he was allowed to travel the world despite the

00:45:33.829 --> 00:45:36.829
arrest, where he was filmed walking around a

00:45:36.829 --> 00:45:43.530
hotel lobby in just his underwear. There is a

00:45:43.530 --> 00:45:56.639
video of that, too. I believe it. Okay. reports.

00:45:56.820 --> 00:46:02.719
I've been all over you on this. I've done a lot

00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:06.340
of thinking about this. I don't think your problem

00:46:06.340 --> 00:46:09.380
is addiction. I don't think your problem, you

00:46:09.380 --> 00:46:15.219
know, alcohol, drugs, whatever. I definitely

00:46:15.219 --> 00:46:20.639
debunked your story about small man syndrome.

00:46:21.500 --> 00:46:29.239
Totally debunked that one. I honestly think he

00:46:29.239 --> 00:46:32.599
has an anger issue. No, I think you're right,

00:46:32.639 --> 00:46:35.199
too. And I love what you said about it. You debunked

00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:38.440
it. It's not small man syndrome. He's got...

00:46:38.440 --> 00:46:42.239
No, no, I mean, this is two different things

00:46:42.239 --> 00:46:45.760
since the New Orleans that he said he had small

00:46:45.760 --> 00:46:50.360
man. Yeah. And this is two things within a week

00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:55.909
and a half. Yeah, and another thing I'd like

00:46:55.909 --> 00:46:58.489
to stress here is there's a difference between

00:46:58.489 --> 00:47:01.269
admitting you have a problem and doing something

00:47:01.269 --> 00:47:04.389
about it. There are two different things. You

00:47:04.389 --> 00:47:06.289
can say, yeah, yeah, I got small man disease.

00:47:06.590 --> 00:47:09.969
Okay, so let's say that isn't true. Then go get

00:47:09.969 --> 00:47:17.369
help. Go do something about it. Anyhow. Honestly,

00:47:17.690 --> 00:47:29.199
I really believe. That would not surprise me

00:47:29.199 --> 00:47:33.199
at all. Look at all the childhood stars that

00:47:33.199 --> 00:47:53.019
have... What did he do? I didn't even see. from

00:47:53.019 --> 00:47:56.480
state to state, got picked up with his ex and

00:47:56.480 --> 00:47:59.739
kids. Uh -huh. And he's shorter, and he's just

00:47:59.739 --> 00:48:04.019
trying to be a good dad. Oh. Okay. All right.

00:48:04.119 --> 00:48:06.599
And this is the same woman that he assaulted.

00:48:08.699 --> 00:48:12.760
Okay. Yeah, Rob, I think... Nobody wants state

00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:16.199
to state. Yeah, no, that's... Yeah, I don't...

00:48:16.199 --> 00:48:31.559
Not supposed to leave state, though. Well, I

00:48:31.559 --> 00:48:34.039
mean, you know, so many things happen to childhood

00:48:34.039 --> 00:48:37.320
stars all the time. Sexual abuse, mental abuse.

00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:40.300
There are a lot of things behind the scenes that

00:48:40.300 --> 00:48:45.179
happen. And you listen to people like Corey Feldman

00:48:45.179 --> 00:48:50.179
or any of the others that come out. You understand

00:48:50.179 --> 00:48:53.340
it. And that's why I'm starting to ease up on

00:48:53.340 --> 00:48:57.369
Shia. Because I'm starting to feel bad for the

00:48:57.369 --> 00:49:00.170
dude. He has a major anger problem that needs

00:49:00.170 --> 00:49:04.210
to be dealt with. Brother, I hope you shy up.

00:49:04.409 --> 00:49:07.610
Brother, I hope you get it dealt with. You are

00:49:07.610 --> 00:49:10.670
a great actor. You need to get back to acting.

00:49:11.070 --> 00:49:28.510
Quit ruining your thing. Well, yeah, I mean,

00:49:28.670 --> 00:49:32.170
the guy's going to... Actually, more and more,

00:49:32.349 --> 00:49:34.570
you know. It's going to end even worse than it

00:49:34.570 --> 00:49:37.849
already has, is the whole thing. The bottom line

00:49:37.849 --> 00:49:40.610
is... I guarantee he's probably looking for jail

00:49:40.610 --> 00:49:45.070
time, too. Yeah, yeah, and... Will it cure him?

00:49:45.230 --> 00:49:48.909
I doubt it. Does it seem like it? He has an anger

00:49:48.909 --> 00:49:52.210
problem. I take it he won't fit in in jail. I

00:49:52.210 --> 00:49:53.710
take it he won't lie in jail, because he can

00:49:53.710 --> 00:49:57.190
fucking fight in jail. I think he needs to join

00:49:57.190 --> 00:50:03.170
Fight Club is what he needs to do. Yeah. Or join

00:50:03.170 --> 00:50:09.090
the Maranuckle Fighting Organization. Something

00:50:09.090 --> 00:50:14.730
like that, yeah. Fight legally, not on the street.

00:50:15.389 --> 00:50:19.590
Yeah, yeah. At least make money off of it, come

00:50:19.590 --> 00:50:25.429
on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, not pay money and go to

00:50:25.429 --> 00:50:31.090
jail. Yeah. All right. Is that it, Rob? Yeah,

00:50:31.090 --> 00:50:35.130
that's it. All right. This week. This week. This

00:50:35.130 --> 00:50:38.610
week, yeah, we'll see. All right. We're going

00:50:38.610 --> 00:50:40.769
to take our second break and come back, and I've

00:50:40.769 --> 00:50:43.550
got a story for everybody here I found interesting

00:50:43.550 --> 00:50:48.250
about aliens. All right, cool. All right. And

00:50:48.250 --> 00:50:51.170
the kind from space. So we'll talk to you guys

00:50:51.170 --> 00:51:11.750
here in a minute. When everything is coming your

00:51:11.750 --> 00:51:18.909
way, you're in the wrong way. Hey peeps, it's

00:51:18.909 --> 00:51:22.329
time for the police blotter. That's right stories

00:51:22.329 --> 00:51:26.530
about stupid criminals and the dumbassness that

00:51:26.530 --> 00:51:33.809
ensued. Let us begin now. Anthony Sapienza, 63.

00:51:34.780 --> 00:51:37.760
was charged with two counts of felony battery

00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:42.119
on February 8th in Port Orange, Florida, after

00:51:42.119 --> 00:51:45.300
a brawl broke out during a pickleball game at

00:51:45.300 --> 00:51:49.420
the Spruce Creek Country Club. Julianne Sapienza,

00:51:49.659 --> 00:51:54.019
51, was charged with a single count of felony

00:51:54.019 --> 00:51:57.800
battery. The Sapienzas were playing against another

00:51:57.800 --> 00:52:02.500
couple when an argument began about a rule. Words

00:52:02.500 --> 00:52:05.519
were exchanged between the men when the accused

00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:08.820
hit his opponent with his paddle, then punched

00:52:08.820 --> 00:52:12.739
him on the ground. Before it was all over, 20

00:52:12.739 --> 00:52:16.440
players were involved in the fight. The victim

00:52:16.440 --> 00:52:21.579
was over the age of 65. Police needed a larger

00:52:21.579 --> 00:52:25.539
paddy wagon for sure. Hey there, this is Buford

00:52:25.539 --> 00:52:28.980
Rasputin, the common sense concierge. You ever

00:52:28.980 --> 00:52:31.699
wake up in the bed of a 1978 Ford F -150 with

00:52:31.699 --> 00:52:34.900
rusted out wheel wells? Well, so have I. While

00:52:34.900 --> 00:52:36.659
there's nothing I can do about all those nice

00:52:36.659 --> 00:52:38.219
little apology cards you're going to be handing

00:52:38.219 --> 00:52:40.820
out and all that head pounding, the one thing

00:52:40.820 --> 00:52:42.900
I can do is give you a list of dive bar do's

00:52:42.900 --> 00:52:46.840
and don'ts. Stay tuned, little partner. Hey everybody,

00:52:47.139 --> 00:52:49.980
this is Uncle Rob. I'm going to give you some

00:52:49.980 --> 00:52:54.179
tips for life. Always have a sharp pair of large

00:52:54.179 --> 00:53:01.519
scissors. Just for the... pizza without all the

00:53:01.519 --> 00:53:06.719
cheese transferring to another slice. You're

00:53:06.719 --> 00:53:10.340
welcome, world. Christopher, you know our elaborate

00:53:10.340 --> 00:53:13.400
prank section, right? Okay, well, I've got one

00:53:13.400 --> 00:53:15.380
for you. I never told you about Babble Snatch,

00:53:15.380 --> 00:53:19.449
have I? No. Even if I did, just say I didn't

00:53:19.449 --> 00:53:22.150
know that. He knows nothing about Babelsnatch.

00:53:22.150 --> 00:53:24.070
Yeah, I would think I would remember a name like

00:53:24.070 --> 00:53:27.510
Babelsnatch. Okay. Well, Babelsnatch, this is

00:53:27.510 --> 00:53:30.829
back in the 80s, probably mid -80s, best guess.

00:53:31.110 --> 00:53:33.809
Could have been 87 at the latest, but anyhow.

00:53:34.829 --> 00:53:36.929
Yeah, I used to go to the 7 -Eleven in Belvedere,

00:53:36.929 --> 00:53:38.909
which isn't there now. It was knocked down and

00:53:38.909 --> 00:53:42.429
then replaced way later by a quick trip. But

00:53:42.429 --> 00:53:44.949
anyhow, I used to go in there all the time and,

00:53:44.949 --> 00:53:47.010
you know, go in there and buy sodas and shit

00:53:47.010 --> 00:53:50.449
and whatever, you know, rolling papers for my

00:53:50.449 --> 00:53:53.849
friends, not for me. And anyhow, you know, just

00:53:53.849 --> 00:53:57.690
shit like that. So anyhow, there's this guy in

00:53:57.690 --> 00:54:00.289
there. I don't know, you know, I think he hated

00:54:00.289 --> 00:54:02.710
long hairs or something. But anyhow, I noticed

00:54:02.710 --> 00:54:05.210
he was nice to everybody but me. Like I'd be

00:54:05.210 --> 00:54:07.849
like third in line. And anyhow, you know, the

00:54:07.849 --> 00:54:10.650
first guy, hey, Mr. Jones, how you doing? Oh,

00:54:10.710 --> 00:54:13.050
man, yeah, nice weather. Hey, how's the kid?

00:54:13.230 --> 00:54:16.449
You know, next person. Hi, Loretta, how you doing?

00:54:16.750 --> 00:54:18.949
Oh, man, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's going

00:54:18.949 --> 00:54:21.630
good, man. I got the old Taurus running really

00:54:21.630 --> 00:54:24.469
good. Yeah, yeah, come by, man. The old Taurus.

00:54:24.489 --> 00:54:29.409
Yeah, you know. I come up there. 142. So, how

00:54:29.409 --> 00:54:34.920
you doing? 142. Okay, here you go. And I'm like,

00:54:34.980 --> 00:54:37.260
what the hell? How come this guy hates me? And

00:54:37.260 --> 00:54:39.559
every time I go in there, nice as pie to everybody

00:54:39.559 --> 00:54:42.420
but me, it's like, just like, that'd be $2 .49.

00:54:43.360 --> 00:54:46.699
So, weather's pretty nice out there. Thanks,

00:54:46.760 --> 00:54:50.420
bye. I'm like, that motherfucker. So he did this

00:54:50.420 --> 00:54:52.860
so many times and he just never talked to me.

00:54:52.940 --> 00:54:54.739
He wouldn't even like hardly look at me, you

00:54:54.739 --> 00:54:57.079
know. And I never did nothing to this fucker

00:54:57.079 --> 00:54:59.300
that I know of. You know, maybe someone said

00:54:59.300 --> 00:55:01.280
something like this guy said, you know, that

00:55:01.280 --> 00:55:04.469
you're a... dick or maybe someone's screwing

00:55:04.469 --> 00:55:06.010
with him like, hey man, he thinks you got a nice

00:55:06.010 --> 00:55:08.989
ass. Who knows? Whatever the fucking deal was,

00:55:09.110 --> 00:55:11.409
the guy was just a complete tool bag to me constantly.

00:55:11.590 --> 00:55:14.050
So I was like, all right, bitch. So I go home

00:55:14.050 --> 00:55:17.010
and I think about it. I'm like, okay. So I start

00:55:17.010 --> 00:55:20.110
calling up and I go, hey, you got any Babble

00:55:20.110 --> 00:55:24.590
Snatch gum? What? Babble Snatch. Everybody, I

00:55:24.590 --> 00:55:26.690
mean, I bought it from there a couple of weeks

00:55:26.690 --> 00:55:30.019
ago. Stuff is fucking awesome, man. I'll tell

00:55:30.019 --> 00:55:32.000
you what, man, talk to your manager about it.

00:55:32.119 --> 00:55:35.500
Is this like a breath freshening gum? I don't,

00:55:35.500 --> 00:55:38.420
you know. Maybe a bubble gum? I just came up

00:55:38.420 --> 00:55:41.679
with it. And anyhow, the guy, he bid on it, you

00:55:41.679 --> 00:55:44.480
know. He was like, oh, yeah, I'll check on it

00:55:44.480 --> 00:55:46.619
for you. That's awesome. Hey, thanks, man. I

00:55:46.619 --> 00:55:48.739
appreciate it. So anyhow, so I called back a

00:55:48.739 --> 00:55:50.920
little bit later. Yeah, someone called earlier,

00:55:51.000 --> 00:55:53.920
you know. And anyhow, I'm sure we have it here

00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:56.000
somewhere. But, you know, I'll talk to my manager

00:55:56.000 --> 00:55:57.780
about it tonight, and we'll see what we can do.

00:55:58.039 --> 00:56:00.010
So anyhow. I have a couple other people call

00:56:00.010 --> 00:56:02.110
it about babble snatch gum and, you know, and

00:56:02.110 --> 00:56:03.969
they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we're,

00:56:03.969 --> 00:56:06.130
we're working on getting it in. Okay. You know,

00:56:06.130 --> 00:56:09.030
the regional manager, we called him and he said

00:56:09.030 --> 00:56:10.670
that he was going to work on getting it in here.

00:56:10.889 --> 00:56:13.670
And, and I go, well, you know, I bought it the

00:56:13.670 --> 00:56:16.429
other day and it's just so good. And they believe

00:56:16.429 --> 00:56:18.670
me. I go, man, this gum is just so great tasting.

00:56:18.949 --> 00:56:21.010
And he's like, it's babble snatch, right? Yeah.

00:56:21.090 --> 00:56:23.329
Babble snatch. That's the name of it. Okay. All

00:56:23.329 --> 00:56:25.170
right. I would have loved to listen to another

00:56:25.170 --> 00:56:27.869
conversation when he's asking the regional manager.

00:56:28.110 --> 00:56:31.070
about Babble Snatch. Oh, yeah. So, you know,

00:56:31.090 --> 00:56:34.250
anyhow. I called down there the next day, and

00:56:34.250 --> 00:56:35.829
I go, hey, man, you know, you got that babble

00:56:35.829 --> 00:56:37.650
snatch gum? You know, the guy's like, oh, hang

00:56:37.650 --> 00:56:39.590
on, hang on. I think it's in. We just had a load.

00:56:39.650 --> 00:56:41.989
Hang on. So, anyhow, so the guy's like, you know,

00:56:41.989 --> 00:56:44.590
and this is the guy I hated, the Paul guy. So,

00:56:44.650 --> 00:56:47.110
anyhow, he's like, yeah, hang on a second. So,

00:56:47.190 --> 00:56:48.989
I hear him like, yeah, hey, I'm going to go to

00:56:48.989 --> 00:56:50.909
the back there, and it's in one of the boxes.

00:56:50.949 --> 00:56:53.210
They said it was coming in today. So, all right,

00:56:53.250 --> 00:56:55.469
no big deal. So, I hear him go back there. I

00:56:55.469 --> 00:56:57.150
hear some rustling, and a couple people come

00:56:57.150 --> 00:56:59.809
in. Then he stops. He goes up there. Oh, yeah,

00:56:59.889 --> 00:57:02.550
it'll be 1242. Okay, thank you. Have a good day.

00:57:02.570 --> 00:57:04.150
And then he helps someone else. I hear him go

00:57:04.150 --> 00:57:06.829
back again. I hear him wrestling through some

00:57:06.829 --> 00:57:09.210
more boxes. Meanwhile, I'm laughing my ass off.

00:57:10.349 --> 00:57:12.849
Anyhow, this guy, he like for like 20 minutes

00:57:12.849 --> 00:57:17.980
is looking for babble snatch gum. so anyhow so

00:57:17.980 --> 00:57:20.840
like finally like a half hour later he comes

00:57:20.840 --> 00:57:23.119
back he goes man he goes look i know we're gonna

00:57:23.119 --> 00:57:25.079
have it in by the end of the day i talked to

00:57:25.079 --> 00:57:28.500
my manager okay all right man all right i'll

00:57:28.500 --> 00:57:30.280
come in tonight and i'll get some gum man save

00:57:30.280 --> 00:57:33.699
some for me man okay My name's Billy. I'll be

00:57:33.699 --> 00:57:36.119
in. Okay, okay, all right. I'll save you some

00:57:36.119 --> 00:57:39.179
babble snatch gum. No problem. So a couple hours

00:57:39.179 --> 00:57:41.539
later, I call up and I talk to the manager. The

00:57:41.539 --> 00:57:43.199
manager's like, yeah, yeah, I ordered some a

00:57:43.199 --> 00:57:45.159
couple days ago and it should be in. If it's

00:57:45.159 --> 00:57:46.719
not in right now, it's going to be in by the

00:57:46.719 --> 00:57:49.219
end of the day. I guarantee you. So I don't know

00:57:49.219 --> 00:57:51.000
how the hell they ordered it because there was

00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:53.980
no such thing as babble snatch gum. I made the

00:57:53.980 --> 00:57:56.320
shut up and all of a sudden, I mean, everybody

00:57:56.320 --> 00:57:59.360
wanted this fucking babble snatch gum. And it

00:57:59.360 --> 00:58:01.500
never did exist. Matter of fact, this prank.

00:58:01.679 --> 00:58:04.579
got so good to where i ended up this is you know

00:58:04.579 --> 00:58:07.320
in the 80s before digital cameras even let alone

00:58:07.320 --> 00:58:10.619
you know there are phone cameras and all the

00:58:10.619 --> 00:58:12.619
you know photoshop and everything no internet

00:58:12.619 --> 00:58:15.940
no we had to like cut stuff out of wrappers and

00:58:15.940 --> 00:58:19.139
stuff and make a fake babble snatch gum and take

00:58:19.139 --> 00:58:22.860
an old fashion fashion like Polaroid type of

00:58:22.860 --> 00:58:24.440
picture. I forgot what it was. It could have

00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:26.599
been one of those little box cameras back then.

00:58:26.739 --> 00:58:28.500
Probably the only thing I could afford, you know.

00:58:28.780 --> 00:58:31.099
Hey, we actually took a picture of the Babble

00:58:31.099 --> 00:58:34.059
Snatch gum. And a guy went in there. He goes,

00:58:34.119 --> 00:58:35.900
hey, man, I need this. The guy's like, I know,

00:58:35.920 --> 00:58:37.659
I know, I know, man. We're working on getting

00:58:37.659 --> 00:58:39.440
it in. It's hard to get, man. Everybody wants

00:58:39.440 --> 00:58:42.800
this Babble Snatch gum. So anyhow, I guess the

00:58:42.800 --> 00:58:44.960
whole moral of the story is don't be a dick to

00:58:44.960 --> 00:58:46.619
me because then I'll do something like that.

00:58:46.780 --> 00:58:49.380
And even now, to this day, I'll have a couple

00:58:49.380 --> 00:58:51.000
people on my friends list every now and then

00:58:51.000 --> 00:58:52.860
like, send me a little message, and it'll go,

00:58:52.940 --> 00:58:56.699
Babble Snatch. I'm like, ah! I remember one time

00:58:56.699 --> 00:59:00.960
I was working up in fucking New York or something,

00:59:01.059 --> 00:59:03.699
and all of a sudden I get a ding, and I'm on

00:59:03.699 --> 00:59:05.699
top of this fucking skyscraper they were putting

00:59:05.699 --> 00:59:08.260
in glass, and I look down and it says, Babble

00:59:08.260 --> 00:59:14.039
Snatch. I'm like, fuck! I'm up there dying in

00:59:14.039 --> 00:59:15.920
this glass, about ready to fall and kill a hundred

00:59:15.920 --> 00:59:20.110
people. They recover your body and they look

00:59:20.110 --> 00:59:22.289
at your phone. Well, the last text you received

00:59:22.289 --> 00:59:24.429
said Babble Snatch. We better look into this.

00:59:27.489 --> 00:59:33.650
By some guy named Dirtbag. Yeah. So anyhow, that

00:59:33.650 --> 00:59:36.969
is my elaborate prank section of this. Unless

00:59:36.969 --> 00:59:39.489
we throw some more in there, but anyhow. Babble

00:59:39.489 --> 00:59:43.090
Snatch. Never forget it. This name lives on.

00:59:54.889 --> 00:59:57.710
Two douchebags and microphone. I am Mark here

00:59:57.710 --> 01:00:00.730
in the Kansas City Metroplex at the Talk is Cheap

01:00:00.730 --> 01:00:07.809
studio. And I am Rob in Wheatland, Missouri,

01:00:08.050 --> 01:00:10.869
home of the fact episode with the Salt Speedway

01:00:10.869 --> 01:00:12.969
and Water Track, and also home of the Vincamo

01:00:12.969 --> 01:00:15.269
Country Store, where you can find all your needs,

01:00:15.429 --> 01:00:19.309
including a selfie with the big, green, six -quarter

01:00:19.309 --> 01:00:23.170
dinosaur with a huge penis. And the Doc Marks

01:00:23.170 --> 01:00:27.219
video. All right, well, like I promised, I got

01:00:27.219 --> 01:00:30.920
a story here about aliens that came from space.

01:00:31.619 --> 01:00:34.179
New York jumps to number three for the U .S.

01:00:34.179 --> 01:00:37.960
alien abductions. Experts reveal why it's such

01:00:37.960 --> 01:00:41.400
a hot zone. The odds of a hostile close encounter

01:00:41.400 --> 01:00:43.900
have reportedly never been higher in the Big

01:00:43.900 --> 01:00:46.820
Apple. New York was named the third most likely

01:00:46.820 --> 01:00:49.059
place to get abducted in the U .S. according

01:00:49.059 --> 01:00:52.920
to gambling guide Casino .ca's annual ranking.

01:00:53.369 --> 01:00:56.530
I didn't know they had a ranking, did you? I

01:00:56.530 --> 01:00:59.690
did not know either. Now we do. What you conducted

01:00:59.690 --> 01:01:02.949
to honor National Alien Abduction Day, yeah,

01:01:03.050 --> 01:01:06.949
it's a real day, on March 20th. Glad I can see

01:01:06.949 --> 01:01:11.309
it. March 20th. Yeah, me too. The Empire State,

01:01:11.630 --> 01:01:15.809
no, that's 320, not 420. April would be 420.

01:01:16.349 --> 01:01:20.059
Okay. Oh, well, close. That would be explained.

01:01:20.420 --> 01:01:22.139
That would have been a better time for alien

01:01:22.139 --> 01:01:26.480
abduction, but I guess not. The Empire State,

01:01:26.659 --> 01:01:36.179
which moved up a stellar two spots from last

01:01:36.179 --> 01:01:40.519
year, boasted a stagger in 8 ,314 UFO sightings

01:01:40.519 --> 01:01:45.000
reported since 1974, or one for every 1 ,003

01:01:45.000 --> 01:01:48.469
residents. You could get abducted in a New York

01:01:48.469 --> 01:01:52.550
minute, is what they say. That places it just

01:01:52.550 --> 01:01:55.429
behind Washington, and this is a state, not D

01:01:55.429 --> 01:02:00.730
.C., 7 ,595 reported sightings, or one for every

01:02:00.730 --> 01:02:04.789
977 people. The first place winner, Delaware.

01:02:05.010 --> 01:02:08.050
I've been to Delaware a few times. I believe

01:02:08.050 --> 01:02:14.329
it. One for every 928 residents, which is pretty

01:02:14.329 --> 01:02:18.039
fucking a lot. California, despite having more

01:02:18.039 --> 01:02:21.400
than its share of weird encounters, landed at

01:02:21.400 --> 01:02:24.380
slightly more than respectable a number 22 on

01:02:24.380 --> 01:02:29.039
the list, with one UFO sighting every 1 ,708

01:02:29.039 --> 01:02:32.500
residents. For reference, the likelihood of getting

01:02:32.500 --> 01:02:35.619
attacked by a shark clocks in at about 1 in 11

01:02:35.619 --> 01:02:40.019
.5 million. So look how much more likely you

01:02:40.019 --> 01:02:42.820
are to get abducted by an alien, or so they say,

01:02:42.940 --> 01:02:47.780
right? Holy shit. Yeah. One in 1 ,003 residents

01:02:47.780 --> 01:02:53.559
in New York, or one in 11 .5 million, of getting

01:02:53.559 --> 01:02:57.460
a shark attacked. So, the gaming site said some

01:02:57.460 --> 01:03:00.059
recent sightings in New York included a white

01:03:00.059 --> 01:03:03.400
tic -tac -shaped object in the sky, and other

01:03:03.400 --> 01:03:07.340
one witnesses a report of a silver orb flying.

01:03:09.019 --> 01:03:11.840
College Planetarium told the Post. This would

01:03:11.840 --> 01:03:13.380
be the New York Post, that's where I got this

01:03:13.380 --> 01:03:16.840
from. They just look up and they don't recognize

01:03:16.840 --> 01:03:23.800
something that's common. And they assume it is

01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:27.059
a UFO. If it's an unidentified flying object,

01:03:27.159 --> 01:03:30.260
it's a UFO. But whether it's outerly world or

01:03:30.260 --> 01:03:34.340
not is the question. Anderson chalked up many

01:03:34.340 --> 01:03:36.059
of these sightings to the fact that there are

01:03:36.059 --> 01:03:39.099
so many people who are unfamiliar with stargazing.

01:03:39.920 --> 01:03:42.239
They're not used to seeing something, so they'll

01:03:42.239 --> 01:03:45.360
call it in because there are more people. There's

01:03:45.360 --> 01:03:47.300
more chance of somebody looking up and seeing

01:03:47.300 --> 01:03:49.880
something they don't recognize, he said. Whereas

01:03:49.880 --> 01:03:52.840
out maybe in the Midwest, say, or something where

01:03:52.840 --> 01:03:55.860
it's nice and dark, people are more nature -oriented.

01:03:56.159 --> 01:03:58.639
They probably go out at night, look at the sky.

01:03:59.239 --> 01:04:01.599
They become familiar with it, he continues, so

01:04:01.599 --> 01:04:05.219
it's not as unusual to them. And no, it's not

01:04:05.219 --> 01:04:07.519
just talking about abductions, part of it is,

01:04:07.579 --> 01:04:09.960
but also it's talking about sightings. So it's

01:04:09.960 --> 01:04:12.659
all of this together. And yeah, I agree with

01:04:12.659 --> 01:04:15.460
that too. I mean, you know, out here, I mean,

01:04:15.500 --> 01:04:17.860
well, not necessarily where I'm at now, even

01:04:17.860 --> 01:04:20.019
though I'm in the extreme southern part of Kansas

01:04:20.019 --> 01:04:22.260
City and it is a little bit more country out

01:04:22.260 --> 01:04:27.900
here. It's easier when I lived in Cass County.

01:04:27.980 --> 01:04:31.079
It's much easier to see the stars and to see...

01:04:31.079 --> 01:04:33.880
You see satellites up there and there. I mean,

01:04:33.900 --> 01:04:35.900
it's... Oh, dude. Yeah, there's a ton of them

01:04:35.900 --> 01:04:38.559
in there. Oh, shit. It seems like all this...

01:04:38.559 --> 01:04:41.880
You can't tell the constellations anymore. There's

01:04:41.880 --> 01:04:44.360
so many damn satellites. Yeah, and that's bothersome

01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:46.500
because I used to be able to go out there and

01:04:46.500 --> 01:04:48.719
see the Big Bear and the Big Dipper and all that

01:04:48.719 --> 01:04:51.780
stuff. Yeah, see, I thought it was just me. No,

01:04:52.019 --> 01:04:55.050
I... There are so many damn satellites, you can't

01:04:55.050 --> 01:04:57.250
tell what's what anymore, unless you could tell

01:04:57.250 --> 01:05:00.010
a satellite from a star. No, even outer space

01:05:00.010 --> 01:05:03.469
is polluted now. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're

01:05:03.469 --> 01:05:05.690
all over the place, and it's no joke. I mean,

01:05:05.730 --> 01:05:08.550
if you ever get, if you live in the city, we

01:05:08.550 --> 01:05:10.329
have a lot of people listening out in the country.

01:05:10.369 --> 01:05:12.170
We know this. We have a lot of people in Cass

01:05:12.170 --> 01:05:15.530
County. That's a hotbed for our show. All you

01:05:15.530 --> 01:05:18.469
guys, thank you very much. Especially Harrisonville.

01:05:18.690 --> 01:05:20.750
An inordinate amount of people listen there,

01:05:20.769 --> 01:05:23.230
and we appreciate you guys. Thank you. Yes, always.

01:05:23.909 --> 01:05:27.090
So you guys are more apt to see this because

01:05:27.090 --> 01:05:30.150
you go outside and you can see everything clearly.

01:05:30.449 --> 01:05:32.889
When you live in the city, it's not that easy

01:05:32.889 --> 01:05:36.230
to see everything. Light pollution prevents you

01:05:36.230 --> 01:05:40.449
from seeing everything that you could see. Anyhow,

01:05:40.449 --> 01:05:42.550
that's pretty much the story there. I thought

01:05:42.550 --> 01:05:44.949
it was interesting. So, Rob, you got something?

01:05:47.400 --> 01:05:55.199
All right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yep. Oh, yeah. Okay.

01:06:05.800 --> 01:06:19.519
Okay. All right, keep going. confirmed in an

01:06:19.519 --> 01:06:22.480
Instagram post that it had received multiple

01:06:22.480 --> 01:06:25.699
calls from motorists on the interstate 4 about

01:06:25.699 --> 01:06:30.260
the truck. Eventually, a driver, whom the FHP

01:06:30.260 --> 01:06:35.219
referred to as Hashtag Rocket Man, was stopped

01:06:35.219 --> 01:06:40.019
on SR -39 near Plant City, outside of Tampa.

01:06:40.980 --> 01:06:46.059
Multiple agencies, including the Plant City Police

01:06:46.059 --> 01:06:50.059
Department, Fire Department, Hillsborough County

01:06:50.059 --> 01:06:53.460
Sheriff's Office established a perimeter around

01:06:53.460 --> 01:06:57.960
the scene until the bomb squad arrived. Eventually,

01:06:57.960 --> 01:07:01.300
the missiles were determined to simply be plastic

01:07:01.300 --> 01:07:06.739
devices used for show and events, FHP wrote,

01:07:07.000 --> 01:07:12.599
and that all was determined safe. Driver Michael

01:07:12.599 --> 01:07:15.960
Dipper told authorities he had purchased the

01:07:15.960 --> 01:07:21.719
missiles online. HB said the driver was sexually

01:07:21.719 --> 01:07:26.599
advised on how to transport the model weapons

01:07:26.599 --> 01:07:36.460
in the future. Hmm. Okay. Yeah. And they show

01:07:36.460 --> 01:07:40.400
pictures of it. Cool. They do, yeah. They look

01:07:40.400 --> 01:07:45.420
like pistols on the back of this truck. Cool.

01:07:45.559 --> 01:07:53.460
Cool. All right. Is that it? Yeah, he shouldn't

01:07:53.460 --> 01:08:01.400
have. That's a unique story. All right, I got

01:08:01.400 --> 01:08:05.420
a Christopher Carroll, 36, was suspended from

01:08:05.420 --> 01:08:08.699
his job as a paramedic with the Baltimore County

01:08:08.699 --> 01:08:11.940
Fire Department and is facing 23 criminal charges

01:08:11.940 --> 01:08:16.020
following inexplicable behavior at work and elsewhere.

01:08:16.979 --> 01:08:20.479
WSFA -TV reported on February 7th, investigators

01:08:20.479 --> 01:08:23.819
said Carroll, urinated in different spots all

01:08:23.819 --> 01:08:27.520
over his workplace, including on his supervisor's

01:08:27.520 --> 01:08:31.439
keyboard, in a pot of chili, in a coffee creamer,

01:08:31.460 --> 01:08:37.260
and in an ice maker. Prosecutors said Carl urinated

01:08:37.260 --> 01:08:41.239
onto the ice, wiped on a scoop, and used the

01:08:41.239 --> 01:08:44.399
scoop to mix a urine throughout the ice, all

01:08:44.399 --> 01:08:52.029
while filming himself. That's where he screwed

01:08:52.029 --> 01:08:56.770
up. If you don't do it, there's no doing it,

01:08:56.770 --> 01:09:16.409
dude. Whatever it is. Well, good point. You don't

01:09:16.409 --> 01:09:19.800
video it. That's evidence. Yeah, so all they

01:09:19.800 --> 01:09:22.060
had to do was grab his phone and go, okay, well,

01:09:22.119 --> 01:09:25.760
here, you're doing it. So, yeah. Other targets

01:09:25.760 --> 01:09:28.579
were someone's chapstick, a can of vegetables,

01:09:28.840 --> 01:09:32.600
a carton of orange juice. Officials believe Carroll

01:09:32.600 --> 01:09:35.159
was making videos to post online subscription

01:09:35.159 --> 01:09:38.899
services, and he was denied bail. And I think

01:09:38.899 --> 01:09:42.560
I agree with that. Fuck that guy. Geez. Yeah.

01:09:44.020 --> 01:09:47.760
I mean, was he doing it for profit? I mean...

01:09:48.240 --> 01:09:51.420
No, I think he had a fetish or something. Yeah,

01:09:51.420 --> 01:09:53.600
yeah, and he decided he might make a little money

01:09:53.600 --> 01:09:56.960
on the backside on a subscription service. Well,

01:09:57.060 --> 01:09:58.699
it's kind of like that guy that did that at the

01:09:58.699 --> 01:10:02.380
Hereford house up here that urinated and put,

01:10:02.439 --> 01:10:05.420
I think, fecal matter, too, in people's food.

01:10:05.539 --> 01:10:08.279
He was filming it and putting it on social media,

01:10:08.340 --> 01:10:09.840
and I think that's what ended up getting him

01:10:09.840 --> 01:10:13.399
busted. Right. Unfortunately, it made the whole

01:10:13.399 --> 01:10:15.579
business over there in Leewood go under, and

01:10:15.579 --> 01:10:18.500
I think another Hereford house around town, I

01:10:18.500 --> 01:10:20.760
think two out of the three of them closed because

01:10:20.760 --> 01:10:24.539
of it. I think there's only one left. The original?

01:10:25.560 --> 01:10:27.899
No, the original downtown is gone. It's been

01:10:27.899 --> 01:10:30.979
gone a long time. Oh, really? Yeah. That's how

01:10:30.979 --> 01:10:34.840
long it's been up there? It burned up under questionable

01:10:34.840 --> 01:10:37.520
circumstances. I'll just leave it at that. You

01:10:37.520 --> 01:10:41.569
can look up the article. Yeah, yeah. You can

01:10:41.569 --> 01:10:43.390
look up the article and make your own judgment.

01:10:43.390 --> 01:10:47.590
How's that? I'll look it up. Yeah. So, all right,

01:10:47.590 --> 01:10:54.270
Rob, you got something? Yeah, I do. Okay. There's

01:10:54.270 --> 01:10:59.350
another Missouri story. A semi -truck crashed

01:10:59.350 --> 01:11:03.050
into a creek off Interstate 44 near Toronto,

01:11:03.270 --> 01:11:08.229
Missouri on March 1st. And it sat there for three

01:11:08.229 --> 01:11:17.199
weeks. The air reeks rotting tofu. Oh. Yes, this

01:11:17.199 --> 01:11:24.640
semi -oil -holic tofu. Oh, okay. Nearby residents

01:11:24.640 --> 01:11:28.579
are fed up. As of Tuesday morning, March 24th,

01:11:28.960 --> 01:11:32.300
the Missouri Department of Natural Resources

01:11:32.300 --> 01:11:35.579
says cleanup will finally begin Tuesday evening.

01:11:36.840 --> 01:11:42.489
What happened? The truck blocked I -44 exit 172

01:11:42.489 --> 01:11:45.890
and came to rest in a creek right directly into

01:11:45.890 --> 01:11:49.510
the Gascony River. First responders contained

01:11:49.510 --> 01:11:53.250
an oil leak immediately after the crash. The

01:11:53.250 --> 01:11:58.630
truck and its load of now rotting tofu, however,

01:11:58.869 --> 01:12:06.189
stayed put. So it's in this truck, down in this

01:12:06.189 --> 01:12:13.699
ditch, rotting. replace the damaged guardrail

01:12:13.699 --> 01:12:17.779
and exit 172 shortly after the truck itself had

01:12:17.779 --> 01:12:23.380
removed. Why it's taking so long? The holdup

01:12:23.380 --> 01:12:27.920
comes down to money. MoDOT and Carriers Insurance

01:12:27.920 --> 01:12:31.460
Company are still working out who pays for what.

01:12:32.180 --> 01:12:35.760
Local towing companies estimate the removal alone

01:12:35.760 --> 01:12:41.329
will cost around $25 ,000. A Rolla -based towing

01:12:41.329 --> 01:12:45.390
company will assist with the cleanup. MoDOT warns

01:12:45.390 --> 01:12:50.130
it will be a lengthy process. The NR says workers

01:12:50.130 --> 01:12:53.590
already removed fuel from the truck's tanks.

01:12:54.109 --> 01:12:57.350
The HC does not expect serious environmental

01:12:57.350 --> 01:13:01.449
effects from tofu leaking into the waterway.

01:13:01.890 --> 01:13:05.529
It will continue to monitor the situation and

01:13:05.529 --> 01:13:10.909
act as if anything changes. The Doolittle Rural

01:13:10.909 --> 01:13:13.989
Fire Protection District has grown frustrated

01:13:13.989 --> 01:13:19.670
at waiting for answers and reimbursement. The

01:13:19.670 --> 01:13:22.449
district took to Facebook to address residents

01:13:22.449 --> 01:13:26.449
driving past the scene daily. For those of you

01:13:26.449 --> 01:13:29.689
who drive by this every day and wonder to yourself,

01:13:29.869 --> 01:13:33.329
why is this sitting here for three weeks after

01:13:33.329 --> 01:13:37.390
the crash? You are not alone, this district quote.

01:13:37.960 --> 01:13:40.880
We have been in contact with MoDOT and they have

01:13:40.880 --> 01:13:43.699
stated that their team is working on it with

01:13:43.699 --> 01:13:47.199
the insurance company for the carrier. It's a

01:13:47.199 --> 01:13:50.479
very costly plan and from what we have gathered,

01:13:50.619 --> 01:13:54.939
it has been a logistical nightmare. We have begun

01:13:54.939 --> 01:13:58.579
to run around while attempting to recoup the

01:13:58.579 --> 01:14:02.159
costs that our department endured during the

01:14:02.159 --> 01:14:06.359
response and initial cleanup. The district also

01:14:06.359 --> 01:14:09.300
confirmed that MoDOT's statewide safety and emergency

01:14:09.300 --> 01:14:12.659
management director is working alongside Missouri

01:14:12.659 --> 01:14:15.260
State Highway Patrol and other state agencies

01:14:15.260 --> 01:14:18.779
on the removal. They also passed along a note

01:14:18.779 --> 01:14:21.899
for tourist drivers. In case you're wondering,

01:14:23.180 --> 01:14:26.560
tofu tends to stink pretty bad after staying

01:14:26.560 --> 01:14:29.739
out for three weeks. Look at what it's made out

01:14:29.739 --> 01:14:32.779
of, and you'll see why it stinks so bad. Oh,

01:14:32.939 --> 01:14:40.170
yeah. Oh, wow. Nez on I -44 near the Gasconade

01:14:40.170 --> 01:14:47.050
River. Wow. Yeah, yeah, I know where that's at.

01:14:48.529 --> 01:14:52.109
Yep, that's past Springfield, what, maybe an

01:14:52.109 --> 01:15:00.880
hour? East. Yeah, yeah, north and east of Springfield

01:15:00.880 --> 01:15:03.779
on I -44. So, I mean, about where, if you want

01:15:03.779 --> 01:15:07.279
to know. So, all right. All right, I got one

01:15:07.279 --> 01:15:11.439
more story if you have time, Rob. Yeah, I do.

01:15:11.659 --> 01:15:15.640
Okay. During a boxing match on January 31st in

01:15:15.640 --> 01:15:18.859
New York, heavyweight Gerald Miller lost his

01:15:18.859 --> 01:15:22.260
head, or at least his hair. Fox News reported

01:15:22.260 --> 01:15:26.159
that as Miller fought Kingsley Abeth, is the

01:15:26.159 --> 01:15:29.300
name of it, is the name of the guy. One of Beth's

01:15:29.300 --> 01:15:33.819
punches knocked Miller's head back, and his hairpiece

01:15:33.819 --> 01:15:37.399
flew upward from the front, revealing a mostly

01:15:37.399 --> 01:15:43.619
bald head. Miller ripped off the toupee and threw

01:15:43.619 --> 01:15:46.699
it to the crowd, where spectators posed for photos

01:15:46.699 --> 01:15:53.000
with it. Strangely, Miller said he got the hairpiece

01:15:53.000 --> 01:15:55.640
just two days before after he accidentally washed

01:15:55.640 --> 01:15:58.920
his hair with ammonia bleach instead of shampoo.

01:16:00.180 --> 01:16:02.920
Miller won the ballot in a split decision, though.

01:16:06.199 --> 01:16:09.539
You got anything you want to add to that, Rob?

01:16:09.640 --> 01:16:12.500
Anything at all? No, I don't know what there

01:16:12.500 --> 01:16:17.529
is to add to it. All right, it's after 9. I know

01:16:17.529 --> 01:16:19.250
you're going to have a busy day tomorrow. Do

01:16:19.250 --> 01:16:20.970
you want to cut it, or you got another story?

01:16:21.529 --> 01:16:24.590
Yeah, actually, if you don't mind, I would like

01:16:24.590 --> 01:16:27.369
to cut it. I explained to you what kind of day

01:16:27.369 --> 01:16:29.750
I have tomorrow. No, I know, and that's why I

01:16:29.750 --> 01:16:33.289
asked you. I'll be lucky to be home by 10 o 'clock

01:16:33.289 --> 01:16:36.050
tomorrow night. That's exactly why I'm asking

01:16:36.050 --> 01:16:38.550
you, Rob. Okay, cool. You know what? We're going

01:16:38.550 --> 01:16:41.789
to have well over an hour, so it's enough. No

01:16:41.789 --> 01:16:46.250
big deal here. Alrighty. Thank you, Rob, for

01:16:46.250 --> 01:16:48.750
joining us, like always, or me, I guess. And

01:16:48.750 --> 01:16:51.909
thank everybody out there for listening to us.

01:16:52.210 --> 01:16:55.270
We appreciate it. We know our show is not nearly

01:16:55.270 --> 01:16:58.810
as entertaining as the gangbang, okay? So you

01:16:58.810 --> 01:17:01.289
can ease off on all those comments, dickheads.

01:17:02.229 --> 01:17:05.390
Well, it's mainly because we're in middle of

01:17:05.390 --> 01:17:08.050
the week. We're fresh Sunday night. Yes, Sunday

01:17:08.050 --> 01:17:10.229
night, we're rearing to go. At least I am. I

01:17:10.229 --> 01:17:13.239
am. No, I am too. And Topher, he's raring to

01:17:13.239 --> 01:17:17.300
go also. Yeah. So anyhow, thank you all for listening.

01:17:17.479 --> 01:17:20.239
And there's only a couple of people that said

01:17:20.239 --> 01:17:23.079
that. So I'm just joking around. Anyhow, I don't

01:17:23.079 --> 01:17:24.760
care. You can like that show better. We're all

01:17:24.760 --> 01:17:27.020
a part of it and everything. It's fine with us.

01:17:27.100 --> 01:17:29.220
So anyhow, thank you everybody for listening.

01:17:29.359 --> 01:17:35.460
Good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks like the

01:17:35.460 --> 01:17:38.520
show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea

01:17:38.520 --> 01:17:42.539
and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes.

01:17:42.600 --> 01:17:44.779
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.