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Hey there, slap nuts. It's time for the Creeps

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Music News. Hey, my little pumpkin seeds. This

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is Johnny Rohypnol with your music news. Known

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asshole and constant complainer and social preaching.

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Hypocrite Neil Young has canceled all his 2026

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tour dates. Most in the U .S. still proving.

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If you hate America so much, stay the fuck out

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of it. Bye -bye, male Felicia. This is Johnny

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Rohypnol. That was your music news. And remember,

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bar chords are bullshit. It gets worse every

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time, doesn't it? It does. They could be doing

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it the other way, getting better. It's proof

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positive that I really don't care what people

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think about me. I concur. Same here. Embarrassed?

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Nah. I say stand in line. Stand in line. There's

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plenty more where you came from. Now, I try not

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to embarrass my wife too much, but I will embarrass

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my kids. Oh, of course. Of course, they embarrass

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me, so it all works out. Well, I mean, it's called

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get back. Yes. It's like, remember when you ran

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over the, I told you to put away the crescent

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wrench and you hit it with an arm? Yeah. Remember

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that? That's just a small sample of what you

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got coming. Okay. All right. We are the Music

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Creeps. I am Topher. I'm Mark. We are these two

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sick creeps that are on this show. So, you got

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something you want to go into? Yeah, I wanted

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to talk about the guitarist for Met Motorhead,

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Phil Campbell, who recently passed. Yep, God

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rest his soul. I mean, he wasn't anything special,

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but man, he was so good in Motorhead. Yes, he

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was. So, I've got a little story in retrospect

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about him. Very beloved guy, too. Yeah, yeah.

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Phil Campbell, the guitarist who spent more than

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three decades as a member of the legendary hard

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rock band Motorhead, has died at age 64. He was

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also part of Campbell Soups. Yeah. He was one

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of the founding members. And he posed for that

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little kid, the Campbell Soup kid with the rosy

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cheeks. That was him, wasn't it? Okay, the musician

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died following what his family described as a

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long and courageous battle in intensive care

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after a complex major operation. Pretty vague.

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Yeah, and I... Okay, also read where he had cancer.

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Yes, he did, yeah. Okay. Now, his family did

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not disclose further details on the medical procedure,

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which seems odd since Phil was not hiding the

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fact that he had bladder cancer. And usually

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a family will promote charities tied to the underlying

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disease as a means of remembrance. But in this

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case, they completely wouldn't even mention it,

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just said vague things about intensive care and

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operations. Isn't that odd? That's very odd.

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Usually it's like, yeah, he died of bladder cancer,

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make donations to these cancer organizations,

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but none of that. What a better way to, you know,

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to celebrate his life. And that's kind of what

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we've gotten used to, you know, that kind of

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thing. Yeah, wow. Anyway, Campbell's sons Todd,

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Dane, and Tyler announced his death through their

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Facebook page of their band Phil Campbell and

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the Bastard Sons. They listened to us on the

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Sports Bastards. Yeah, I remember him asking

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for permission. I was like, sure. I mean, I know

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you were there too. Now, the Welsh -born rocker,

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hey, I'm Welsh, hardly, founded the metal band

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Persian Risk in 1979 before joining Motorhead

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in 84 as a replacement for Brian Robertson. Campbell

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recorded 16 studio albums over 31 years with

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Motorhead, beginning with 86's Orgasmatron. He

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contributed riffs to songs like... I love that.

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There was a movie. Lemmy was so fucking cool.

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There was a Woody Allen movie, I think it came

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out in 72, called Sleeper and an Orgasmatron.

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Like your stepdaughter? Oh, okay. It's a guy

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who goes to sleep and wakes up in the future.

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And in the future they have things called an

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Orgasmatron that they pass around at parties.

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Is it a Woody Allen movie? Yes. Of course. Yeah.

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All right. Let's see. Okay. Aguas Mitraju contributed

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riffs to songs like Death Forever, Eat the Rich,

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and Born to Raise Hell before the band breakup

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following frontman Let Me Kill Mr. Death in 2015.

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Was Death Killed by Death? Is that the same song?

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No, this was Death. Oh, Death Forever, okay.

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Yeah, D -E -A -F. Okay, there's some good songs

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in there. Yeah. The official Motorhead social

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media account shared a tribute to Campbell on

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Saturday morning, the Saturday that he died.

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Phil was a wonderful guitarist, writer, performer,

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and musician who had Motorhead in his veins,

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the post read. He always led with his gift of

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guitar and carried a great sense of humor, but

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most of all, Phil led with his heart. You could

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not be around him without a chuckle or twenty.

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because, quite simply, Phil loved life and lived

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it with great joy. That's what everybody says.

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Phil is also credited with providing crucial

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musical stability, acting as a key songwriter

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and right -hand man to Lemmy. and contributing

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many of the riffs and hooks for songs, having

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a versatile rock -heavy sound that complimented

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Lemmy, and added stability during lineup changes

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over the years. I remember they had Phil the

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Filthy Animal Taylor on drums, and the guy just

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really couldn't play. He had a great name. He

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did have a great name. And he looked cool. He

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just couldn't play. Campbell's debut solo album,

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studio album, Old Lions Still Roar. was released

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on, oh wait, I skipped a paragraph. In February

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2016, Campbell entered the studio along with

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former Slipknot percussionist Chris Fane to record

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a new solo album. The solo album came out as

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Old Lion Still Roar, released on 25 October 2019,

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fully three years after he started it. Wow. And

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features guest vocals from Alice Cooper, Rob

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Halford, Dee Snider, and Benji Webb. Wow. He

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also had a band called Phil Campbell and the

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Bastard Sons. The second Motorhead's motorboat

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was a themed five -day cruise from Miami to the

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Bahamas. Oh, I remember those. Yeah, it featured

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Phil Campbell's all -star band, Star of the Two

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R's. One of the many support acts to headline

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Motorhead, Frank Anthrax, and Slayer, he became

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Phil Campbell and the Bastard Sons. In November

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2016, his new project, Kill Camber and the Bastard

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Sons, released their first recording, self -titled

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EP. Alright, short pause because somebody down

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the road was peeling a child. Yes, they didn't

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peel him enough, he's still making noise. Yes.

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Alright, anyhow. Okay, they released their first

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self -titled EP. The band has subsequently performed

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in supporting slots with Guns N' Roses, Hawkwind,

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Saxon, and Airborne. Oh, wow. In August 2017,

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Phil Campbell and the Bastard Sons announced

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they were to start recording their debut album.

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On 26 October 2017, Phil Campbell and the Bastard

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Sons announced the title of the debut album as

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The Age of Absurdity, which was released 26 January

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2018 on Nuclear Blast Records. The album was

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produced by Romesh Dodengoda, who also provided

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some percussion and keyboards. The band's lineup

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for the inaugural album featured Phil and his

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three sons, together with former Attack Attack

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vocalist from South Wales, Neil Starr, with two

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R's, which is why it's called the old Starr band.

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Neil was replaced with vocalist Joel Peters in

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late 2021. The lineup was Phil Campbell, guitar,

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Todd Campbell, guitar, harmonica, Dane Campbell,

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drums, Tyler Campbell, bass, Joel Peters, vocals,

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Romesh Dodangoda. percussion and keyboards on

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Into the Dark. He discovered the cheese, Gouda

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cheese. Dave Brock, guitar and vocals on Silver

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Machine. The candy guy. They released a cover

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of Hawkwind's Silver Machine in 2018 for Record

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Store Day. It was previously available as a bonus

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track on some CD versions. The second album,

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We're the Bastards, was released in 2020, again

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featuring Neil Starr and vocals. The third, a

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live album called Live in the North featuring

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Joel Peters on vocals, was recorded in Sunderland

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on 2021 and released two years later, March of

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23. The fourth album, Kings of the Asylum, was

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released on the 1st of September 2023, supported

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by three videos in the build -up featuring the

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tracks Schizophrenia, Hammers and Dance, and

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Strike the Match, recorded at a special invite

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-only event in Cardiff. Okay. Campbell used an

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LEG Explorer signature model guitar, both live

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in the studio. He also used DBZ, Charvel, Comparison,

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a couple of famous custom shop guitars. I didn't

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know he did a Charvel in there. Yeah. Along with

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the occasional acoustic Dean guitar. He was also

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known to play ESP, PRS. Maneric Infernos, Tokai

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Love Rock, and Parker Nightfly guitars. Parker

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Nightflys were just hideously expensive. They

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were over -engineered to death. They were just

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really expensive. I really didn't think their

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sound was all that for everything that they put

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into it. They really didn't get banged for their

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buck. He also used guitars built by Luthier T

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.C. Ellis. Ellis built him one modeled after

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Lemmy's custom -built Rickenbacker. Oh, yeah,

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yeah, yeah. The guitar that looked like his bass.

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Yes, I love that one. So you've seen it, yeah.

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Like Lemmy, Campbell used Marshall amplifiers

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and cabinets when playing live. In the studio,

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he's known to use Line 6 modeling amp, Engel,

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Wagner, and LaBoga amps. Early in his career,

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he occasionally played Galleon Kruger, which

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I mostly associate with bass guitar. Okay. Well,

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you know, I was always a Motorhead fan. I just

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wasn't one of those people that went around screaming

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their name and wearing their shirts all the time.

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No, no. I'd listen to their music and I'd enjoy

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it, but I wasn't out there promoting it the way

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I did Alice Cooper. No, no, no. In some way.

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I was a total Alice Cooper geek for a long time.

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Yeah, and I was like that with Ozzy. And we both

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really liked the other artists. I used to be

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into Cooper a hell of a lot more, but then we

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talked about it before. He really didn't change

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his style that much. And then Ozzy, I really

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dipped off of him in 2000 to about 2013 until

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he came back to Sabbath after Theo passed away

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and all that. Because he started getting to where

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he was having... Zach Wilde do the down tuning.

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And it sounded horrible. There wasn't anything

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to the music at that time. Alice Cooper did a

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whole album where everything was down tuned.

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There's some good tracks on there, but they could

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have done without that gimmick. Oh yeah, and

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the way that Ozzy corrected it, and then Alice

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corrected his too. But the stage show is still

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pretty much the same, which is fine. But I'd

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seen it so many times. The thing is... Ozzy corrected

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it by not having Zach in the last... He had Zach

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on the last couple albums, but not in that much

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of a facet. He wasn't songwriting or nothing.

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The songs were gave to him, and he was putting

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his stuff into it. Yeah. You know, so... Anyhow,

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he's starting to sound like Black Label Society

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is what it was. Pretty much. Oh, but anyhow,

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I got sidetracked. Go ahead. Oh, that was the

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end of my... That was it? Okay. My Lemmy. Well,

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Phil Campbell, we both enjoyed him. He's a great

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guy, obviously, and it's too bad. And he was

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a good musician. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of like,

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you know, the songs that they did didn't need

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anything else. Yeah. It was what it was, and

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he didn't bother. He was like, I don't need to

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get fancy on this. I don't need a huge lead.

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This is, you know, punch you in the face rock.

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Yeah. That's it, you know. I was reading a bit

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of an article today about Chief Trick because

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I was trying to figure out why the drummer parted

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ways. Bunny Carlos? Yeah. He was a dick, supposedly.

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Yeah. His son's in there now, right? No, Wikipedia

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incorrectly listed it as his son. It's Rick Nielsen's

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son. That's right. I remember you telling me

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that. I thought it was Bunny Carlos. I'm like,

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well, if they hated him, why'd they put his son

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in there? But they were talking about in early,

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like in 76, when the band was really starting

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to get going, he was listening back to one of

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the shows. And he was always trying to throw

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in extra stuff and play as many fills as possible

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and really overplay. And when you listen back

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to a tape of the concert, he's like, wow, I'm

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really stepping all over everybody. I'm messing

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this up. So he started recording every show and

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pulling back and pulling back and learning when

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to play just enough at just the right time. Because

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he started out playing like crazy. And then they

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were on tour with, I forget who, but the drummer

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was Billy Cobham. And Billy taught him how to

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be ambidextrous at drums. So instead of right

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-handed or left -handed, it didn't matter. He

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could just go either direction, anywhere. And

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that really opened up his drumming. Yeah, he

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was really good. I mean, his look wasn't really

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there, but I mean, he was a really good drummer.

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Yeah. So what was the rift? What it said was

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in 2017 or so. I think I'm getting that right.

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Maybe it was 2010. I think it's 2010. He's been

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on the band a long time. The band was deciding

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how to proceed, whether they were going to continue

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with a strong touring schedule or cut back. And

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the singer, Robin Zander, wanted to cut back

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and spend more time with family. And also his

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voice. He's still like that to this day. Of course,

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he's quite a bit older, too. But one show he'll

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be on, one show he won't have it, and that's

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what you get at that age. That's what Stevie

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Nicks does. You'll notice she only does a show

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every three or four days. Very wisely. Because

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she has to rest her voice in between. She can't

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do two nights in a row. She used to be able to,

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but she cannot anymore. And she's doing the smart

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thing. Yeah, and that's pretty much what Robin

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Zander wanted to do back in 2010, and he is right.

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And Bundy Carlos was like, nope, I want to keep

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going, play as much as possible, keep touring,

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and they just couldn't... Come to an agreement.

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Yeah, so he was out of the band, and then they

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started removing him for all their businesses

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and all that stuff. So all that stuff about him

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being a dick was false? Probably so. Okay. But

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he eventually did file a lawsuit against the

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band, saying, you know, I still deserve the royalties,

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I still deserve to be part of the... the companies

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and the businesses to be built, et cetera, et

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cetera. And the lawsuit was settled as Carlos

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is still in the band, but he doesn't perform

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on the albums and he doesn't go on tour. So he's

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just kind of there, and they still pay him for

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all the stuff. I wonder if the percentage of

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the new drummer comes from him then. I would

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imagine that the drummer they have is just paid

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by the show. Just by the show, okay. He's probably

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not a real member of the band. Oh, no, no. Even

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though he is Rick's kid, he's probably just a

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hired gun. Yeah, and that's what they do now,

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too. Whenever an original member like Vince Neal,

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he is not a member. He is a paid singer. An independent

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contractor. An independent contractor. He got

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quiet all of a sudden, didn't he? I think everyone's

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drunk and went home. I think so. That's why those

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kids were so noisy. Those little kids, they were

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drunk off their asses at the St. Patrick's Day

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parade. I noticed that one pissed his pants.

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A little beer in the sippy cup. Yeah, yeah. No

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wonder the old bastard was so annoying. So I

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started off on that, you know, to talk about

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Carlos learning how to underplay and not go stepping

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all over everybody else. That's interesting because

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usually it happens the other way. They start

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learning more and going, hey, watch this. And

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everyone's like, whoa there. Hang on. Hang on.

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Yeah. This is not a drum clinic. No, no, no,

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no. And it's interesting because drummers tend

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to do that. Yeah. They tend to go a little crazy.

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Yeah. I understand. You're beating the shit out

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of this, you know, and it's like, hey, check

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this out, guys. And everyone's like, thank you,

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but no. And usually when it's a fill or a lick

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they're really excited about, they'll speed up.

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Yeah. And everyone's like, what? The song? The

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song? I remember I was in a band called Weatherhead

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for like, three years or so. And then they asked

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me to leave because I wasn't all that reliable

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for live shows anymore. I was getting a lot of

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headaches. And about six months later, I was

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hanging out with the guys. They'd already gotten

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a new drummer and were doing stuff. And I remember

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the guitar player was saying, I don't remember

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you ever speeding up and slowing down in songs,

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but every drummer we've had since you, that's

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all they do. They speed up, they slow down. They

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stuck to the script. Yeah, and I said, well,

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I paid attention to that and made a conscious

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effort to not speed up and not slow down. Not

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everybody has that discipline. I noticed, who

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was it that did that? It was Kiss and Makeup,

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and it was Peter Criss. This is their reunion

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tour. Peter Criss did that quite a bit, but he'd

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always quail it back. Because I'm sitting there

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listening, I'm going, okay, okay, oh, wait a

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minute, wait a minute. And then he would, it

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was kind of like a signal or something. You'd

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see Paul Stanley turn around and look his way.

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And then you'd see him start slowing down again.

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And I think it's natural for a lot of drummers.

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Peter Criss is a great drummer, a fantastic drummer,

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a jazz drummer. But he falls victim to that,

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too. And he's a jazz drummer. So, you know. I

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remember Emerson Lincoln Palmer. The song Welcome

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Back My Friends to the show that never ran. They

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like pinball machines. Yeah, they do. Oh, I've

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got that story. I'll tell you a little bit. In

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that song, there's a break and the drums take

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over. As soon as the drums take over for this

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little Phil solo thing, the speed goes way up

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and you can hear it. It's just like... And then

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it goes... It's going that much faster. Yeah,

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I think I... And then at a certain point, the

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vocals come in over the drums, and it slows down

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for that. And then when the rest of the band

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comes in, it slows all the way back down to the

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original tempo. That's right. Which tells me

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they recorded it in three different sessions.

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And I remember pointing that out to someone else,

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and when he was listening, he was like, I've

00:19:11.359 --> 00:19:14.269
never heard that before. Now I can't unhear it.

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Thanks for running the song for me, man. Actually,

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I think I know exactly what you're talking about,

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because that song, I've heard it so many times,

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I think I... Yeah, he speeds way, way up when

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he's doing this drum thing, and then they ratchet

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it back for the vocal line, and then they ratchet

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all the way back for when the band comes in.

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You know how annoying that's got to be for the

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bassist and guitarist? The singer, he doesn't

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care. He can improvise or whatever. But the bassists

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and guitarists are probably like, fucking come

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on now. And what that tells me is that even in

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the studio with unlimited retakes, they couldn't

00:19:51.240 --> 00:19:55.039
get Karl Palmer to keep it a steady tempo. He

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always sped up and they always had to rein him

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back in. And there's, well, maybe it was intentional.

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No, it wasn't intentional. I'll tell you one

00:20:03.259 --> 00:20:04.920
guy that would never do that is Ginger Baker.

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He was fucking anal about his stuff. Oh, yeah.

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I think that's part of the reason people didn't

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like him is because he held everyone to the same

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standard he held himself. Well, he was kind of

00:20:20.529 --> 00:20:23.029
insufferable, yes. Yeah, yeah. But he was such

00:20:23.029 --> 00:20:26.109
a perfectionist that made him insufferable. Kind

00:20:26.109 --> 00:20:28.930
of like Buddy Rich. Buddy Rich, yeah. Another

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good one. Yep. There's the old joke of when Buddy

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Rich passed away, this musician saw it in the

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newspaper. Slash was on Eddie Trunk's Trunk Nation

00:20:38.779 --> 00:20:41.259
the other day. Eddie asked Slash if they planned

00:20:41.259 --> 00:20:44.559
on doing any U .S. dates next year. Slash's reply

00:20:44.559 --> 00:20:46.920
was, yes, we are doing a U .S. tour next year

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as well as another album. He said they have more

00:20:49.579 --> 00:20:52.180
than enough material for a full album. This is

00:20:52.180 --> 00:20:54.700
great news for all the Guns N' Roses fans, including

00:20:54.700 --> 00:20:58.900
myself. So he called up Buddy Rich's home. And

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the woman answers the phone. He said, is Buddy

00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:03.759
Rich there? And she said, oh, no, I'm sorry to

00:21:03.759 --> 00:21:07.579
tell you, but Buddy passed away. We buried him

00:21:07.579 --> 00:21:09.579
yesterday. He's like, oh, okay, thanks. And he

00:21:09.579 --> 00:21:11.460
hangs up. He waits a few minutes and calls her

00:21:11.460 --> 00:21:14.740
again. He said, buddy, please. And she says,

00:21:14.920 --> 00:21:20.460
he's gone. He died a few days ago, and we've

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already had the funeral, so buddy's gone. He

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said, okay, thanks. And he hangs up, waits a

00:21:25.160 --> 00:21:26.980
few more minutes, calls her up again. Hey, I'd

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like to talk to buddy. And she recognizes his

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voice, and she says. I've already told you. He's

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dead. He's gone. He's not coming back. He's deceased.

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He's buried. He's in the ground. Why do you keep

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calling me? And the guy said, I just love hearing

00:21:40.470 --> 00:21:47.990
you say it. Oh! Well, you see, that's funny,

00:21:48.130 --> 00:21:50.509
but then again, she had nothing to do with what

00:21:50.509 --> 00:21:57.549
you're doing. Yeah. From what I read, he was

00:21:57.549 --> 00:21:59.750
that kind of a guy. He would strike anybody's

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anger because of things like, you know. James

00:22:03.009 --> 00:22:06.109
Brown as well. Oh, James Brown, yeah. A lot of

00:22:06.109 --> 00:22:08.809
his is fueled by alcohol and drugs and stuff.

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You make one little mistake and he fired you

00:22:10.890 --> 00:22:13.750
on the spot. Yeah. Boom, gone out. Yeah. The

00:22:13.750 --> 00:22:16.450
rumor was if he was hungover, he would come in

00:22:16.450 --> 00:22:18.430
and he would start firing people because he didn't

00:22:18.430 --> 00:22:25.450
feel like it. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Okay, what were

00:22:25.450 --> 00:22:30.230
we on now? I lost track. I lost track, too. Okay,

00:22:30.269 --> 00:22:33.230
I got some stuff. Sure, go ahead. How about Change

00:22:33.230 --> 00:22:36.289
the Station songs? Oh, yeah. These are songs.

00:22:36.289 --> 00:22:41.150
This was voted. This was an actual poll. These

00:22:41.150 --> 00:22:44.170
are songs that if they come on the radio, most,

00:22:44.269 --> 00:22:46.710
well, a good number of people change it. Yeah.

00:22:47.029 --> 00:22:51.210
The first one, We Built This City by Starship.

00:22:51.210 --> 00:22:55.019
It is. It is so campy, especially like, it's

00:22:55.019 --> 00:22:57.000
good morning here in the Bay Area and all that.

00:22:57.119 --> 00:23:00.359
Yeah, the voiceover by the DJ was such a bad

00:23:00.359 --> 00:23:06.519
choice. Horrible, horrible. Yeah. Well, Grace

00:23:06.519 --> 00:23:10.640
Slick admitted that the whole album was designed

00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:13.000
from the ground up to be nothing but hits and

00:23:13.000 --> 00:23:14.940
make a shit ton of money because she intended

00:23:14.940 --> 00:23:17.000
for that to be her last album and last tour.

00:23:17.579 --> 00:23:19.420
Oh, okay, that makes sense. And she said, I want

00:23:19.420 --> 00:23:21.859
to go out with a lot of money, and I want something

00:23:21.859 --> 00:23:23.519
that's going to keep earning me mailbox money

00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:27.640
for a while. So it did. It took a while. A whole

00:23:27.640 --> 00:23:31.279
corporate rock album. It took a while, but, man,

00:23:31.299 --> 00:23:33.200
they get all kinds of mailbox money off of that

00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:35.660
now. Right now that song, We Built This City,

00:23:35.720 --> 00:23:40.200
is being used to sell toilet paper. We quilted

00:23:40.200 --> 00:23:42.160
this city. Well, and it's pretty much became

00:23:42.160 --> 00:23:45.859
the gay national anthem over. over uh we are

00:23:45.859 --> 00:23:49.480
the champions yeah you know and how that happened

00:23:49.480 --> 00:23:53.539
i'm not sure but it became a gay national anthem

00:23:53.539 --> 00:23:56.920
so all right the next one would be achy breaky

00:23:56.920 --> 00:24:00.420
heart oh god yes yeah oh yeah that's horror and

00:24:00.420 --> 00:24:02.019
it's not even he didn't even write that song

00:24:02.019 --> 00:24:04.099
it's a remake i know it is people don't know

00:24:04.099 --> 00:24:06.759
it though it is a remake and then his daughter

00:24:06.759 --> 00:24:11.210
went on to do I mean, it's not even comparable.

00:24:11.630 --> 00:24:14.410
Yeah, he's like a little insect in the dust compared

00:24:14.410 --> 00:24:17.109
to her career. Oh, yeah. Well, she started out

00:24:17.109 --> 00:24:19.930
as Hannah Montana and then went into Miley Cyrus.

00:24:20.390 --> 00:24:24.109
And then she went insane. And now I presume she's

00:24:24.109 --> 00:24:27.049
still insane. They just told her to stop. And

00:24:27.049 --> 00:24:32.049
rumors persist about what a perverted, sadistic

00:24:32.049 --> 00:24:37.720
scumbag Billy Ray Cyrus is. Yeah, I'd heard that

00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:40.519
too. I mean, I don't know, but yeah. And a lot

00:24:40.519 --> 00:24:43.059
of people quietly talk behind their hands that

00:24:43.059 --> 00:24:47.539
he basically raped the snot out of Miley growing

00:24:47.539 --> 00:24:50.279
up. Yeah, this is allegedly, and we don't know

00:24:50.279 --> 00:24:52.019
for sure. Yeah, don't know for sure, but those

00:24:52.019 --> 00:24:55.660
stories and rumors have never, ever died down.

00:24:55.720 --> 00:24:59.339
No, they say that, so yeah. The next one would

00:24:59.339 --> 00:25:03.279
be A Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney.

00:25:03.839 --> 00:25:07.160
Oh, God. I agree. You know, the funny story about

00:25:07.160 --> 00:25:10.079
that is that the company that made the synthesizer

00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:12.079
that he played on that thought, this is great.

00:25:12.160 --> 00:25:13.740
You know, we'll have Paul McCartney using our

00:25:13.740 --> 00:25:16.519
product on a song. And all he used it for was

00:25:16.519 --> 00:25:18.940
that same little, like, do -do -do -do, do -do

00:25:18.940 --> 00:25:21.640
-do -do, over and over and over. I think it was

00:25:21.640 --> 00:25:23.480
Roland or something. The company was, like, utterly

00:25:23.480 --> 00:25:25.579
pissed. Yeah, I think it was Roland. They were

00:25:25.579 --> 00:25:28.160
so pissed. It was like, it's our flagship product,

00:25:28.279 --> 00:25:30.140
and that's what he does with it. People are going

00:25:30.140 --> 00:25:32.359
to think we're a joke. It's like, we want compositions,

00:25:32.559 --> 00:25:36.079
not that. Well, to me, that was the difference

00:25:36.079 --> 00:25:38.819
between Paul McCartney and John Lennon. John

00:25:38.819 --> 00:25:41.000
Lennon went into writing intricate stuff. Paul

00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:43.799
McCartney went into writing pop songs. Yep, radio

00:25:43.799 --> 00:25:47.329
-friendly pop songs. Okay. That's his choice,

00:25:47.390 --> 00:25:49.190
but I don't really respect that. I never really

00:25:49.190 --> 00:25:51.549
cared for his... I liked some of the wings, but

00:25:51.549 --> 00:25:53.650
that was it. Some of the wing stuff was good.

00:25:53.869 --> 00:25:56.789
But other than that, he was starting to go that

00:25:56.789 --> 00:25:59.809
way. And I think that's when he felt direct competition

00:25:59.809 --> 00:26:02.750
with John Lennon. But then after John Lennon

00:26:02.750 --> 00:26:08.150
was killed, pretty much just pop. Alright, how

00:26:08.150 --> 00:26:13.490
about My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion. That

00:26:13.490 --> 00:26:17.029
song hurts me even in my head. It's so overplayed

00:26:17.029 --> 00:26:18.789
and so overblown. And it's not all that great

00:26:18.789 --> 00:26:21.349
a song to begin with. If it was never associated

00:26:21.349 --> 00:26:24.589
with that movie, it never would have gone anywhere.

00:26:24.890 --> 00:26:30.349
No, I agree. Yeah. Yeah, that's all you can say

00:26:30.349 --> 00:26:32.930
about that. It's a really good movie, and it

00:26:32.930 --> 00:26:35.410
has dragged that pathetic song along behind it

00:26:35.410 --> 00:26:37.769
for too long. And if it wasn't for that movie,

00:26:37.930 --> 00:26:41.109
that song would have never done shit. Nope. Bottom

00:26:41.109 --> 00:26:46.640
line. How about the Macarena? Oh, God. And we

00:26:46.640 --> 00:26:48.779
know what the Macarena is about because you explained

00:26:48.779 --> 00:26:51.180
it. Yes. I think they need to have an English

00:26:51.180 --> 00:26:53.480
translation of that song every time it's performed

00:26:53.480 --> 00:26:56.680
where she sings about her boyfriend's overseas

00:26:56.680 --> 00:26:59.380
deployed in wartime so she's fucking his two

00:26:59.380 --> 00:27:02.900
buddies who are draft dodgers at the same time.

00:27:03.599 --> 00:27:05.960
What a great song to have your kids dance to.

00:27:07.289 --> 00:27:09.650
And how about those two old fuckers that do the

00:27:09.650 --> 00:27:12.910
Macarena? Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. They're probably

00:27:12.910 --> 00:27:18.069
allegedly pedophiles. Yeah, allegedly. Allegedly,

00:27:18.069 --> 00:27:20.190
but I have my own thoughts on it. Yeah. Yeah.

00:27:20.990 --> 00:27:24.210
How about the final countdown? Oh, God. Europe.

00:27:24.329 --> 00:27:31.589
Europe, that's the... Oh, God. Horrid. Joey Tempest

00:27:31.589 --> 00:27:35.960
and a fucking smile. It was held up as the poster

00:27:35.960 --> 00:27:40.359
song for safe hair band music. Yes, because...

00:27:40.359 --> 00:27:42.440
Oh, this is safe and friendly and it's okay for

00:27:42.440 --> 00:27:45.000
your kids to listen to. And that's because Shock

00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:47.319
Rock was still part of the hair metal band and

00:27:47.319 --> 00:27:50.819
stuff. You know, yeah. The fringe bands, you

00:27:50.819 --> 00:27:52.880
know, like Wasp and stuff like that. No one wanted

00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:55.079
to let their kids go see Wasp or Twisted Sister.

00:27:55.339 --> 00:27:58.140
It's like, oh, Europe, they're so nice and friendly

00:27:58.140 --> 00:28:00.400
and they're so fun. Yeah, yeah. But it's the

00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:03.200
kiss of death when your parents like it. Really,

00:28:03.359 --> 00:28:06.859
how come Europe really, they did okay, but they

00:28:06.859 --> 00:28:08.720
never got huge. And that's because they were

00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:11.259
too safe. I mean, at least Whitesnake had Tawny

00:28:11.259 --> 00:28:14.099
Contain with hardly anything on, spreading out

00:28:14.099 --> 00:28:16.940
on top of a bed or something, you know. That's

00:28:16.940 --> 00:28:19.700
a good point. A lot of bands fail because they

00:28:19.700 --> 00:28:22.799
never take chances. Yeah, exactly, yep. Yeah.

00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:26.700
They just get boring. And also, I think that

00:28:26.700 --> 00:28:29.599
David Covido being a part of Deep Purple for

00:28:29.599 --> 00:28:32.220
a while actually gave them a little credit, a

00:28:32.220 --> 00:28:34.599
little street credit. This bad boy outlaw band

00:28:34.599 --> 00:28:37.240
that did all this shit. Yeah. Of course, I'll

00:28:37.240 --> 00:28:39.359
listen to any band with Ainsley Dunbar drumming.

00:28:39.420 --> 00:28:44.759
Oh, fuck yeah. Yep. And that was White Steak's

00:28:44.759 --> 00:28:50.559
first incarnation. And then they took over. Aldridge.

00:28:50.900 --> 00:28:54.940
Tommy Aldridge. He left Ozzy, did something in

00:28:54.940 --> 00:28:57.000
between, and then went to Whitesnake. Yeah, before

00:28:57.000 --> 00:28:59.480
that he was in the Pat Travers band. Yeah, he

00:28:59.480 --> 00:29:02.420
was. His first time I saw him was Pat Travers.

00:29:02.619 --> 00:29:04.619
I enjoy the hell out of Aldridge. I think he's

00:29:04.619 --> 00:29:06.880
a great drummer. He doesn't really get that much

00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:10.400
credit. No, he really doesn't, but at the time

00:29:10.400 --> 00:29:15.839
he was about the most fluid. drummer playing

00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:18.740
in that fast, intricate style. Because I hadn't

00:29:18.740 --> 00:29:22.160
heard a whole lot of Neil Peart yet. Neil Peart's

00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:25.559
Neil Peart. I remember the concert at Royal Stadium

00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:29.680
back in, what, 79? I think it was. Pat Travers

00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:33.200
opened. And then the Little River Band. And then

00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:36.539
Santana. And then REO Speedwagon. They just had

00:29:36.539 --> 00:29:40.920
that on the KY102 Remembrance page. Summer Jam,

00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:44.470
maybe? Yeah. And the heavens just... opened up

00:29:44.470 --> 00:29:48.369
in rain when REO came on. Riding the storm out?

00:29:48.589 --> 00:29:50.710
They started with riding the storm out. They

00:29:50.710 --> 00:29:53.210
never start with riding the storm out. But since

00:29:53.210 --> 00:29:55.210
it started storming, they're like, here you go.

00:29:55.269 --> 00:29:59.029
I bet that crowd went nuts. You better believe

00:29:59.029 --> 00:30:02.769
it. A lot of times during the show, the stadium

00:30:02.769 --> 00:30:04.529
kept turning the lights on and trying to end

00:30:04.529 --> 00:30:06.250
the show because you could see the stage was

00:30:06.250 --> 00:30:08.410
getting soaked. There were leaks coming down.

00:30:08.950 --> 00:30:12.059
Players were getting wet. And Kevin Cronin stepped

00:30:12.059 --> 00:30:14.440
off the mic and said, are you guys done yet?

00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:17.579
And everyone was, no. Well, you tell them to

00:30:17.579 --> 00:30:19.579
turn those fucking lights off because we're staying.

00:30:20.519 --> 00:30:23.619
And the crowd screamed for about 30, 45 seconds,

00:30:23.720 --> 00:30:26.019
and the lights went back out. And the band kept

00:30:26.019 --> 00:30:29.900
going. And Kevin Cronin is still playing. Yes,

00:30:29.900 --> 00:30:32.420
he is. REO retired, but Kevin Cronin is still

00:30:32.420 --> 00:30:35.640
playing REO stuff. Yeah. And honestly. Who gives

00:30:35.640 --> 00:30:38.920
a shit? Kevin Cronin has always been the voice.

00:30:39.099 --> 00:30:41.839
He's got that voice that nobody, you know. I

00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:43.900
mean, ever since High Infidelity and all that

00:30:43.900 --> 00:30:47.769
classic stuff. You can tune a piano. Yeah, tune

00:30:47.769 --> 00:30:51.450
a piano, but you can't tune a fish. Yep. Yeah,

00:30:51.490 --> 00:30:53.509
all that stuff you remember in the back of Friends

00:30:53.509 --> 00:30:57.250
Monte Carlo? Yeah. Fucking smashed. Yep, trying

00:30:57.250 --> 00:30:59.869
to get a rub from the fucking chick next to you.

00:31:01.150 --> 00:31:03.309
Here's how long ago that concert was. On the

00:31:03.309 --> 00:31:05.750
way home, we drove down Raytown Road to get to

00:31:05.750 --> 00:31:08.069
Grandview because Longview Lake hadn't been built

00:31:08.069 --> 00:31:13.609
yet. Oh, wow. So the road we rove on when a friend

00:31:13.609 --> 00:31:16.319
of mine took me home is underwater now. Yeah.

00:31:16.420 --> 00:31:19.059
It's at the bottom of the lake. Yeah, it is.

00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:23.640
It is. I know that road well, yeah. I think Longview

00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:26.019
came into existence like 85, maybe, something

00:31:26.019 --> 00:31:28.000
like that. And they thought it would take a couple

00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:30.039
years to fill. Oh, it took us one good rainstorm.

00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:32.059
One good rainstorm, and it was already there.

00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:34.460
Already full. Yep. All the way up. Because Turkey

00:31:34.460 --> 00:31:37.440
Creek and what was the other creek? There's Little

00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:39.420
Mouse. Little Mouse, and then there's another

00:31:39.420 --> 00:31:42.400
one. Little Blue, I think. Little Blue, Indian

00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:49.359
Creek. Yeah. Tomahawk Creek. There are several

00:31:49.359 --> 00:31:51.299
creeks that go into there, and every one of them

00:31:51.299 --> 00:31:53.640
flooded bad. And a lot of drainage area that

00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:55.859
drains down in there. There's a whole big swampy

00:31:55.859 --> 00:31:57.900
area back there that's excellent for fishing,

00:31:58.059 --> 00:32:00.420
but you can't get there unless you're in an inflatable

00:32:00.420 --> 00:32:03.480
raft. Yeah, because there's part of the lake

00:32:03.480 --> 00:32:06.140
essentially, but not the gutter. Kind of looks

00:32:06.140 --> 00:32:08.079
like the Everglades in a way, back in there.

00:32:08.220 --> 00:32:11.660
It's Missouri's Everglades. With no alligators.

00:32:11.779 --> 00:32:16.000
Even better. What we think. Allegedly. Yeah,

00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:18.099
allegedly. It's the new morphed alligators from

00:32:18.099 --> 00:32:23.460
Asia. They have six eyes and two mouths. And

00:32:23.460 --> 00:32:27.319
they like to trick humans. They wear clothes

00:32:27.319 --> 00:32:29.670
and hats. And then when they come up to you,

00:32:29.750 --> 00:32:34.069
then they eat you. You can tell by the puddle

00:32:34.069 --> 00:32:36.150
of water sitting around them. Yeah, yeah, that's

00:32:36.150 --> 00:32:38.750
how I identify them. Wait a minute, that guy's

00:32:38.750 --> 00:32:42.009
all wet and his clothes are wrinkly like you

00:32:42.009 --> 00:32:44.730
just ate somebody and threw them on. No, I'll

00:32:44.730 --> 00:32:48.170
pass. Oh, those must be the reptilians that the

00:32:48.170 --> 00:32:51.269
conspiracy theory is talking about. You know

00:32:51.269 --> 00:32:53.710
what's weird about that? I just realized there's

00:32:53.710 --> 00:32:57.369
an episode of Doctor Who that plays right into

00:32:57.369 --> 00:33:00.630
that. They probably got that. They may have gotten

00:33:00.630 --> 00:33:02.730
it from that. But yeah, in this episode of Doctor

00:33:02.730 --> 00:33:05.930
Who, I forget what timeline of the planet it

00:33:05.930 --> 00:33:08.670
is, but under the planet is a whole reptilian

00:33:08.670 --> 00:33:11.529
race that used to live on the surface, but migrated

00:33:11.529 --> 00:33:14.190
underground, and then let the humans take over

00:33:14.190 --> 00:33:17.470
the surface and are using this food. Ah, okay.

00:33:17.670 --> 00:33:19.509
So that was the plot of this Doctor Who episode.

00:33:21.069 --> 00:33:24.430
and eventually he made some sort of friendly

00:33:24.430 --> 00:33:26.970
arrangement agreement with the queen of the lizard

00:33:26.970 --> 00:33:29.009
people and she wound up showing up in a few more

00:33:29.009 --> 00:33:31.349
episodes with her little pet human that she kept

00:33:31.349 --> 00:33:34.250
brought around with her. She liked her too much,

00:33:34.269 --> 00:33:38.289
she wasn't going to eat her yet. You're safe

00:33:38.289 --> 00:33:42.990
for now. Yes. So I don't know which came first,

00:33:43.130 --> 00:33:46.809
the conspiracy theory of reptile people among

00:33:46.809 --> 00:33:51.200
us or that episode. I don't know. The reptile

00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:53.200
people have been around at least since the early

00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:55.380
90s, if not before. But I know Doctor Who was,

00:33:55.460 --> 00:33:58.220
what, 70s? Yeah, it's been around in several

00:33:58.220 --> 00:34:01.140
different incarnations since the 60s. Yeah, that's

00:34:01.140 --> 00:34:03.400
what I thought. This is one of the more recent

00:34:03.400 --> 00:34:06.140
ones, but yeah, who knows. Oh, it is a more recent

00:34:06.140 --> 00:34:11.420
one? Yeah, they had a reboot around 2009 or 2010.

00:34:11.679 --> 00:34:13.619
Okay, all right. They probably did get it from

00:34:13.619 --> 00:34:17.190
that then. Yeah. Okay. All right, the next one

00:34:17.190 --> 00:34:20.170
would be All I Want for Christmas is You. Of

00:34:20.170 --> 00:34:24.869
course, Mariah Carey. Or the demon masquerading

00:34:24.869 --> 00:34:28.070
as Mariah Carey. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's common

00:34:28.070 --> 00:34:30.880
knowledge. She's a demon. Yeah, and her purpose

00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:33.780
is to get you to hate Christmas because she over

00:34:33.780 --> 00:34:35.460
-sings that song and makes you hate the song,

00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:38.079
therefore you hate Christmas, and it plays right

00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:41.300
into the enemy's plans. Allegedly, the only reason

00:34:41.300 --> 00:34:43.400
she got her music career was because of Tommy

00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:46.840
Mottola and sleeping with him. But that's allegedly.

00:34:48.219 --> 00:34:50.739
And allegedly, after she broke up with him, she

00:34:50.739 --> 00:34:54.199
didn't have a career. Wow, weird. I don't believe

00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:56.559
any of this stuff. Amazing how that allegedly

00:34:56.559 --> 00:34:59.719
happens. I know, just allegedly, yeah. Yeah,

00:34:59.780 --> 00:35:02.480
you hear stuff all the time, right? Yeah. All

00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:06.079
right, the next one. Who let the dogs out? Oh,

00:35:06.099 --> 00:35:08.659
yeah. Yeah, Baja, man. Yeah, I would leave any

00:35:08.659 --> 00:35:11.780
place. I would leave a surgery if the doctor,

00:35:11.920 --> 00:35:13.960
the surgeon was playing that. I'd jump up and

00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:21.739
go, no, no. How about Photograph Nickelback?

00:35:21.900 --> 00:35:24.559
Oh, yeah. Yeah, not the good Photograph. Yeah,

00:35:24.579 --> 00:35:26.639
not the one by Def Leppard. Yeah, there's also

00:35:26.639 --> 00:35:31.219
one by Ringo Starr. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like

00:35:31.219 --> 00:35:35.960
that song too. Yeah, that was a nice song. Yeah,

00:35:36.380 --> 00:35:38.579
I think Ringo Starr will never get the credit

00:35:38.579 --> 00:35:41.280
he deserves. On the other hand, Ringo Starr got

00:35:41.280 --> 00:35:44.059
away with one. Because remember his song, You're

00:35:44.059 --> 00:35:46.079
16, You're Beautiful in Your Mind? Oh, yeah,

00:35:46.099 --> 00:35:49.739
that's right. Pervert. Pervert. It was an old

00:35:49.739 --> 00:35:55.059
man drooling over a 16 -year -old and then singing

00:35:55.059 --> 00:35:57.079
about it on the radio. I don't want to hear it.

00:35:57.300 --> 00:36:02.260
Well, Christine 16. I mean, it was widely known

00:36:02.260 --> 00:36:04.900
back then. Kip Winger has a song called She's

00:36:04.900 --> 00:36:08.739
Only 17. Yes. There are so many songs about young

00:36:08.739 --> 00:36:12.179
girls. Evidently, this stuff has been going on

00:36:12.179 --> 00:36:16.039
for a long time. Yeah. There's a police song,

00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:18.440
Don't Stand So Close to Me. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's

00:36:18.440 --> 00:36:21.460
about obsession. A teacher lusting after one

00:36:21.460 --> 00:36:24.320
of his students. Yep. Yeah. It's all over the

00:36:24.320 --> 00:36:26.400
place. And that's from that nice boy, Sting.

00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:29.260
Yes. Apparently, the other two can't stand anymore.

00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:31.800
No, no, no. He's a pompous asshole, which we

00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:36.960
knew. Allegedly. Allegedly. All right. Baby Shark

00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:43.400
by Pink Fong. Yes. Yeah. Pretty bad. What was

00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:48.780
it? Baby Shark or something like that. Something

00:36:48.780 --> 00:36:53.019
fucking horrible. Okay. All right. All right.

00:36:53.019 --> 00:36:57.239
The Oh No Not Again. Brown Eyed Girl. Uh -huh.

00:36:57.320 --> 00:37:01.360
Yeah. Van Morrison, of course. Yeah. And someone

00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:03.239
else played that, too. I can't think of who it

00:37:03.239 --> 00:37:05.940
was. But anyhow, the most famous one that you

00:37:05.940 --> 00:37:08.539
hear on any classic rock station USA would be...

00:37:09.689 --> 00:37:14.110
By Van Morrison. There was a rumor that originally

00:37:14.110 --> 00:37:16.710
it was Brown Skinned Girl. Yeah, I don't think

00:37:16.710 --> 00:37:19.769
it was. I don't think it was true, but the rumor

00:37:19.769 --> 00:37:21.849
was it would never get a radio airplay. Well,

00:37:21.869 --> 00:37:24.889
Brown Sugar is still played everywhere, and just

00:37:24.889 --> 00:37:26.789
listen to the lyrics. I will tell you what that

00:37:26.789 --> 00:37:29.190
song's about. It's about slavery in the U .K.

00:37:29.269 --> 00:37:32.130
Brought and sold in New Orleans. Yeah, well,

00:37:32.230 --> 00:37:35.630
the U .S., yeah, New Orleans. Another one is

00:37:35.630 --> 00:37:39.190
Neil Young's Cinnamon Girl. Yes. About the drummer

00:37:39.190 --> 00:37:43.610
dating a black girl. I'm in love with a cinnamon

00:37:43.610 --> 00:37:47.969
girl. Yeah, it's amazing some of these songs,

00:37:48.090 --> 00:37:51.050
or now to this day you can still hear the who

00:37:51.050 --> 00:37:55.050
the fuck are you loud and clear as day on any

00:37:55.050 --> 00:37:57.710
radio station. David Lee Roth snuck one into

00:37:57.710 --> 00:38:00.559
the song Everybody Wants Some. at the ending

00:38:00.559 --> 00:38:02.000
where you see something like, yeah, I always

00:38:02.000 --> 00:38:03.820
kind of like those high -heeled shoes. No, no,

00:38:03.820 --> 00:38:05.099
no, leave them on, don't leave them on, don't

00:38:05.099 --> 00:38:06.920
take them off. And at the very end, just as the

00:38:06.920 --> 00:38:08.940
song is trailing out, he's saying, look, I'll

00:38:08.940 --> 00:38:11.159
pay you for them, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah.

00:38:12.159 --> 00:38:14.500
And that's my favorite part of the song. And

00:38:14.500 --> 00:38:17.039
the song's going, tune it down, and he goes,

00:38:17.139 --> 00:38:22.260
what the fuck? Did you know the song Ain't Talkin'

00:38:22.260 --> 00:38:24.900
About Love, off their first album, major hit?

00:38:25.099 --> 00:38:26.980
Yeah, I love it, it's a good song. Eddie Van

00:38:26.980 --> 00:38:32.829
Halen wrote that. as a diss track to punk. Oh,

00:38:32.849 --> 00:38:34.769
I think I read something about that. Yeah, because

00:38:34.769 --> 00:38:36.590
he was talking about punk rock. He said they

00:38:36.590 --> 00:38:38.550
get like two, three chords, and they just bash

00:38:38.550 --> 00:38:40.449
those same two, three chords over and over, and

00:38:40.449 --> 00:38:42.349
they call it music. But that song is good, though.

00:38:42.550 --> 00:38:46.429
It's two chords. Yeah. A and G. That's it. Never

00:38:46.429 --> 00:38:50.329
goes anywhere. Wow. You go A, A, G, then just

00:38:50.329 --> 00:38:52.750
a little... See, and that's the difference between

00:38:52.750 --> 00:38:55.929
a songwriter and someone that just plays guitar.

00:38:56.050 --> 00:39:00.900
Yeah. Eddie Van Halen was a magnificent songwriter.

00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:05.420
Plus, maybe the greatest guitarist ever. I mean,

00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:08.739
that can be argued, but you know. All right.

00:39:09.000 --> 00:39:12.440
Old time rock and roll. Oh, God. Yeah, the Bobster.

00:39:12.599 --> 00:39:15.380
Oh, God. I've played that so many times, it just

00:39:15.380 --> 00:39:17.139
makes my teeth fall out. When you first hear

00:39:17.139 --> 00:39:24.000
that piano run, it's like, no. Oh, God. It's

00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:27.070
like, no, no, I'm done. I'm done. It's so boring

00:39:27.070 --> 00:39:29.050
for a drummer, too. It's like, thump, whack,

00:39:29.289 --> 00:39:31.969
thump, whack, thump, whack, thump, and you just

00:39:31.969 --> 00:39:39.530
never stop. It's so boring, it's not even hypnotizing.

00:39:39.610 --> 00:39:42.070
No. You know how some beats will be pretty plain

00:39:42.070 --> 00:39:44.530
but hypnotizing? Yeah. I mean, John Bonham was

00:39:44.530 --> 00:39:46.769
fucking classic at that. I mean, his stuff was

00:39:46.769 --> 00:39:49.860
just like polarizing, but nothing special. But

00:39:49.860 --> 00:39:52.099
even like a disco beat is super simple, but at

00:39:52.099 --> 00:39:53.599
least it's fast enough to get you excited. But

00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:55.519
it's fast and catches your attention. Yeah. Old

00:39:55.519 --> 00:39:59.699
time rock and roll just plods along. It's like

00:39:59.699 --> 00:40:03.260
a blues song gone wrong. Yeah. It's like, let's

00:40:03.260 --> 00:40:05.980
speed this blues song up a little bit. I liked

00:40:05.980 --> 00:40:07.980
it the first five or six times I heard it. And

00:40:07.980 --> 00:40:09.420
then after that, it's like, all right, that's

00:40:09.420 --> 00:40:11.119
enough. Yeah, there's just not enough there to

00:40:11.119 --> 00:40:13.619
keep my interest. It's an overrated song. It

00:40:13.619 --> 00:40:16.639
is. It always has been an overrated song. All

00:40:16.639 --> 00:40:20.599
right. Don't Stop Believing. Oh, yeah. And, I

00:40:20.599 --> 00:40:23.960
mean, look. I mean, the song was gone and buried

00:40:23.960 --> 00:40:26.940
until the Sopranos did their last episode, the

00:40:26.940 --> 00:40:29.460
Fade to Black. And then it came back as the number

00:40:29.460 --> 00:40:31.679
one hit. And now it's been torturing us ever

00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:35.440
fucking since. Yeah. Yeah. And there's also the

00:40:35.440 --> 00:40:37.619
porn version of that song, Don't Stop Conceiving.

00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:40.559
Oh, yeah, yeah. I like that one better. I like

00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:45.199
that one better. Hold on to that semen. Yeah.

00:40:47.599 --> 00:40:52.480
Don't ever let it drip out. You never know if

00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:55.739
that's a drop that gets through. Mash that shit

00:40:55.739 --> 00:40:58.980
back in there. She's just a small town girl making

00:40:58.980 --> 00:41:04.000
money on OnlyFans. She shows her asshole for

00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:08.969
it. $30 a month. You can see your butthole anywhere.

00:41:11.750 --> 00:41:15.610
All right, next bit. Write it down. All right.

00:41:18.670 --> 00:41:24.510
Mambo No. 5, Lubega. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I

00:41:24.510 --> 00:41:26.510
don't know what else to say about that. Yuck.

00:41:27.210 --> 00:41:30.269
How about Barbie Girl by Aqua? Yeah. Yeah, that's

00:41:30.269 --> 00:41:33.420
another horrible one. And then finally. I agree.

00:41:33.559 --> 00:41:37.639
100 % cannot concur more. It is a Hanson mmm

00:41:37.639 --> 00:41:42.920
bop. Yeah. Yeah. Those little chicks, I tell

00:41:42.920 --> 00:41:46.179
you what. Yeah. Well, I've got my list of songs

00:41:46.179 --> 00:41:48.559
that will make you leave a bar. Oh, cool. Cool.

00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:52.380
Well, first off, anything that's edited or shortened.

00:41:53.139 --> 00:41:55.940
Yes. I'm glad you said that. It just pisses me

00:41:55.940 --> 00:41:58.440
right off. Yep. It's like I want my money back

00:41:58.440 --> 00:42:00.559
because that's not the whole song. Okay, I've

00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:02.219
got some, too. Do you want to do back and forth?

00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:05.900
Yeah. Okay. I agree with you. I hate shortened

00:42:05.900 --> 00:42:08.260
songs. It's like, no, you do that on the radio,

00:42:08.300 --> 00:42:10.260
nothing else. And Spotify is doing it now, too,

00:42:10.300 --> 00:42:12.780
which pisses me off. It's like, no, Spotify.

00:42:13.239 --> 00:42:16.159
No, you don't do this. Series XM is doing it.

00:42:16.420 --> 00:42:19.039
Oh, yeah, I kind of figured. Yeah, they're, yeah.

00:42:20.119 --> 00:42:21.619
I don't know, get to the commercial break faster?

00:42:21.780 --> 00:42:23.739
I don't know. People that buy radio like that

00:42:23.739 --> 00:42:26.079
and buy Spotify like that want the full song.

00:42:26.219 --> 00:42:28.579
They don't get it. Absolutely. These are music

00:42:28.579 --> 00:42:30.480
bands. That's why they're buying it. They want

00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:36.000
the full song. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, this is off

00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:38.599
of me and Mac's prank that went so well. It's

00:42:38.599 --> 00:42:41.519
R .E .M., Shiny Happy People. Oh, yeah. I hear

00:42:41.519 --> 00:42:44.500
that and I'm going, not just because of the song,

00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:47.650
but the clientele that's going to follow. Yeah,

00:42:47.690 --> 00:42:51.210
obnoxious fucking ironic fucking poets. No, thank

00:42:51.210 --> 00:42:55.050
you. That dark -haired chick from the B -52s,

00:42:55.050 --> 00:42:59.010
she sang on that song, and she was interviewed

00:42:59.010 --> 00:43:02.909
later, and she said, Michael Stipe is so weird.

00:43:03.360 --> 00:43:05.940
I never want to work with that guy again. I don't

00:43:05.940 --> 00:43:07.860
care how much it pays. I'm never working with

00:43:07.860 --> 00:43:12.320
that guy again. There's something really off

00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:15.699
about you. When people start, stop talking about

00:43:15.699 --> 00:43:17.860
his health, he was looking frail and he was staying

00:43:17.860 --> 00:43:19.800
out of the spotlight. And the rumor was he had

00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:22.880
AIDS or something or cancer. And then when people

00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:24.760
quit asking, he was pissed off because people.

00:43:25.119 --> 00:43:27.300
Kept asking him. And then when they quit asking

00:43:27.300 --> 00:43:29.059
him, he got mad because they quit asking him.

00:43:29.139 --> 00:43:31.360
It's like, what is it, asshole? Do you want people

00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:37.179
to ask you or not? All right. My next one is

00:43:37.179 --> 00:43:39.920
Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett. Oh, God. How

00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:43.079
could I have missed that one? Oh, God. You talk

00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:45.539
about someone that built an empire on nothing.

00:43:45.940 --> 00:43:51.329
I remember that song. 50 years ago in 1975. Yeah.

00:43:51.550 --> 00:43:54.429
It was just like, what the hell is this? You

00:43:54.429 --> 00:43:56.449
got all the parrot heads. Whenever that comes

00:43:56.449 --> 00:43:58.210
on, they act like it's the first time they heard

00:43:58.210 --> 00:44:00.590
it. Have you ever been to a Jimmy Buffett concert?

00:44:00.730 --> 00:44:03.150
I haven't. No, I never planned on it. Well, I

00:44:03.150 --> 00:44:05.389
can't now. Yeah. The bass player I used to work

00:44:05.389 --> 00:44:08.110
with, Kurt, and his wife used to go to Jimmy

00:44:08.110 --> 00:44:10.869
Buffett concerts. But even he said, you know,

00:44:10.869 --> 00:44:12.789
the parrot heads, you know, follow them around.

00:44:13.269 --> 00:44:17.260
It's mostly drunk -ass moms in their 40s. So

00:44:17.260 --> 00:44:19.860
that's pretty much the core audience. Yeah. And

00:44:19.860 --> 00:44:22.659
they're out there hammered off their heads, wobbling

00:44:22.659 --> 00:44:24.019
and waving around. They're in Johnson County

00:44:24.019 --> 00:44:27.059
and think they're real rebels. Yep. They drive

00:44:27.059 --> 00:44:31.579
up in their fucking... Acura and Beamer. Yeah,

00:44:31.639 --> 00:44:34.239
their Escalades. Yeah. I'm a real rebel. Look,

00:44:34.380 --> 00:44:37.840
I'm wearing leather. Yeah. I got a Harley at

00:44:37.840 --> 00:44:40.880
home. Yeah. You get some in -her -forties mom

00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:44.900
throwing her ass around like she's 17. Yeah.

00:44:45.610 --> 00:44:49.650
It's like, stop. You're past that. It's no longer

00:44:49.650 --> 00:44:52.650
valid for you to do. Now, when I was in my 40s,

00:44:52.650 --> 00:44:55.059
I thought 40 -year -old women were hot. Yeah,

00:44:55.059 --> 00:44:57.139
yeah, yeah. Now that I'm in my 60s, I think 60

00:44:57.139 --> 00:44:58.679
-year -old women are hot. It's weird how that

00:44:58.679 --> 00:45:02.340
happens. It is. The no fucks on me came all of

00:45:02.340 --> 00:45:03.739
a sudden. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, you know

00:45:03.739 --> 00:45:05.920
what? Yeah. I think I could. And, you know, I

00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:08.500
look at a woman in her 20s and 30s and think,

00:45:08.539 --> 00:45:10.480
I have nothing in common with her. That's what

00:45:10.480 --> 00:45:12.619
I do, too, because I always think about that,

00:45:12.699 --> 00:45:15.079
too, man. If I suddenly thrown back into the

00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:17.340
dating pool and I got introduced to a younger

00:45:17.340 --> 00:45:18.860
one that was interested, I'm like, what would

00:45:18.860 --> 00:45:30.420
you say? I know. You start. Yeah, it would really

00:45:30.420 --> 00:45:35.179
be, yeah. I'm very happy to not be dating. Me

00:45:35.179 --> 00:45:38.239
too. Well, you've got a fantastic wife, and so

00:45:38.239 --> 00:45:41.300
do I, so we are lucky. We both married way up.

00:45:41.360 --> 00:45:44.699
We did, yes. Yeah, we know it, and we respect

00:45:44.699 --> 00:45:48.539
it. Yep, we know this. All right, your turn.

00:45:48.800 --> 00:45:50.780
Hopefully you'll listen to this one, right? Yeah.

00:45:51.969 --> 00:45:55.230
My next one would be Nickelback, Doesn't Matter.

00:45:55.369 --> 00:45:58.809
It does not matter. It's kind of like Limp Bizkit.

00:46:00.130 --> 00:46:02.329
Limp Bizkit's the same thing. You get that and

00:46:02.329 --> 00:46:06.329
it's like, I'm gone. You call me when they quit

00:46:06.329 --> 00:46:08.050
playing this bullshit and I might consider coming

00:46:08.050 --> 00:46:10.469
back. It's the kind of music that makes you start

00:46:10.469 --> 00:46:16.670
praying for a blackout. Or death. God, if you're

00:46:16.670 --> 00:46:18.550
going to take me soon, just go into it right

00:46:18.550 --> 00:46:22.670
now so I don't have to endure this song. I remember

00:46:22.670 --> 00:46:24.670
when I worked at the Rosedale station, they'd

00:46:24.670 --> 00:46:28.949
have a radio playing, and sometimes it was a

00:46:28.949 --> 00:46:33.210
really, really obnoxious song, and I'd tell the

00:46:33.210 --> 00:46:36.510
person next to me, please, either go change the

00:46:36.510 --> 00:46:38.929
radio station or just kill me. Either one, it

00:46:38.929 --> 00:46:44.630
doesn't matter. I have to promote it in a while,

00:46:44.730 --> 00:46:53.360
I probably better. All right, we're getting our

00:46:53.360 --> 00:46:55.460
picture taken. Yeah, there we go. A brief pause

00:46:55.460 --> 00:46:57.340
for picture taking. All right. All right, my

00:46:57.340 --> 00:47:02.920
next one, Freebird. Oh, yes, yes. Heard that

00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:05.860
way too many times. And, you know, the majority

00:47:05.860 --> 00:47:07.659
of these songs, it's not that I object to the

00:47:07.659 --> 00:47:09.539
artist or the band or something. It's just that

00:47:09.539 --> 00:47:11.300
I've heard them so many times, and they really

00:47:11.300 --> 00:47:13.159
weren't all that much to begin with. I mean,

00:47:13.179 --> 00:47:15.760
Freebird's a really good song. It is, but, I

00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:23.929
mean, it's enough. Enough. Yeah. All right, my

00:47:23.929 --> 00:47:27.150
next one would be Sean Cassidy, the do -run -run.

00:47:27.329 --> 00:47:31.590
Oh, yeah. I remember hearing that for the first

00:47:31.590 --> 00:47:33.909
time, and I remember thinking, is he really on

00:47:33.909 --> 00:47:36.690
the radio saying, do -run -run -run, do -run

00:47:36.690 --> 00:47:40.869
-run? I thought, how does anyone think that's

00:47:40.869 --> 00:47:44.030
cool? I don't know. Baby talk on the radio. I

00:47:44.030 --> 00:47:46.369
think it was a way for Sean Cassidy to shake

00:47:46.369 --> 00:47:49.849
his ass on video, and women buy it. Now, when

00:47:49.849 --> 00:47:53.170
I heard the original version of a girl group

00:47:53.170 --> 00:47:55.610
from, like, the 60s singing it, that sounded

00:47:55.610 --> 00:47:58.590
kind of cute. But for a teenage boy to sing it,

00:47:58.610 --> 00:48:01.409
it just sounded creepy. Yes. It just really did.

00:48:03.489 --> 00:48:06.190
All right, my next one up is Who Let the Dogs

00:48:06.190 --> 00:48:13.730
Out? Oh, boy. Man, okay. Yeah, that one's fucking

00:48:13.730 --> 00:48:17.940
horrible. Yeah. I agree with that one. Matchbox

00:48:17.940 --> 00:48:23.260
20, Anything. Anything, Matchbox 20, yep. I'm

00:48:23.260 --> 00:48:25.340
going to go with Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks.

00:48:25.679 --> 00:48:28.780
Oh, yeah. There was one summer where everywhere

00:48:28.780 --> 00:48:31.960
my band played, that was on the jukebox about

00:48:31.960 --> 00:48:37.400
six times a night. I was so sick of that. It

00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:39.820
got to the point where we'd go up to start playing

00:48:39.820 --> 00:48:41.579
again at the end of the break and that song would

00:48:41.579 --> 00:48:43.199
be on. We'd just start playing along with it

00:48:43.199 --> 00:48:49.119
and drown it out. That was actually kind of fun.

00:48:49.199 --> 00:48:51.059
Oh, God. I used to spend good money drowning

00:48:51.059 --> 00:48:55.960
that shit out. Yeah, yeah. Yep. All right. My

00:48:55.960 --> 00:49:00.980
next one would be ABBA. Oh, yes. Dancing Queen.

00:49:01.099 --> 00:49:03.760
Yeah. Specifically, but really, actually, there's

00:49:03.760 --> 00:49:05.760
a lot of ABBA songs that would fit that bill.

00:49:05.940 --> 00:49:08.760
Yeah, yeah. But Dancing Queen is probably my

00:49:08.760 --> 00:49:13.519
most annoying one. Yeah. I'm going to go with...

00:49:14.119 --> 00:49:16.780
The Ugly Kid Joe version of Cats in the Cradle.

00:49:16.980 --> 00:49:24.340
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I like the original, but I don't

00:49:24.340 --> 00:49:25.860
want to hear it anymore. No, I don't either.

00:49:25.980 --> 00:49:28.360
The Ugly Kid Joe version, I skip over it every

00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:30.699
time it comes up. It's horrible. Nope, nope,

00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:33.159
nope, nope, nope, nope, not that one. It's just

00:49:33.159 --> 00:49:36.619
not good. No. There's nothing very good about

00:49:36.619 --> 00:49:38.960
it. There's so many better songs on that CD,

00:49:39.239 --> 00:49:42.090
too. It was America's Least Wanted. Yeah, that

00:49:42.090 --> 00:49:44.530
was a great CD, and Hate Everything About You

00:49:44.530 --> 00:49:47.449
became a huge hit. Yeah, but like Busy B and

00:49:47.449 --> 00:49:50.829
Come Tomorrow, they were much better songs. Come

00:49:50.829 --> 00:49:52.269
Tomorrow was a really good... Well, actually,

00:49:52.349 --> 00:49:54.570
yeah, that whole album was pretty solid. Yeah,

00:49:54.590 --> 00:49:56.489
well, except for the final track, Music Man,

00:49:56.590 --> 00:49:59.309
which was just garbage and throwaway. Yeah, that

00:49:59.309 --> 00:50:01.289
was. I think the drummer wanted to sing one on

00:50:01.289 --> 00:50:03.789
the album, so they put that piece of crap on

00:50:03.789 --> 00:50:05.409
the album. They should have made it a bonus track.

00:50:05.710 --> 00:50:09.030
They should have. Do you know how they got their

00:50:09.030 --> 00:50:12.719
name? No. Oh, yes. Yes, I think I do. Yeah, okay.

00:50:12.820 --> 00:50:16.940
They were opening up for Pretty Boy Floyd, and

00:50:16.940 --> 00:50:19.539
they didn't have a name. So they're like, well,

00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:22.260
we're not glam like those guys. We're kind of

00:50:22.260 --> 00:50:26.579
ugly. Ugly Kid Joe. That's how they got their

00:50:26.579 --> 00:50:28.820
name. That's pretty good. Yeah, it was really

00:50:28.820 --> 00:50:31.179
good. I enjoyed their name like that. It's just

00:50:31.179 --> 00:50:36.659
kind of like, let's do the opposite. All right.

00:50:36.760 --> 00:50:40.079
Is it Mike? It's your turn. Okay. My next one

00:50:40.079 --> 00:50:44.420
would be Baby Shark. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know

00:50:44.420 --> 00:50:45.860
if you're going to hear that in a bar, but if

00:50:45.860 --> 00:50:48.320
you do, you're running. Yeah. Yeah. Because you

00:50:48.320 --> 00:50:50.239
don't know what's coming up next, and it's time

00:50:50.239 --> 00:50:56.099
to go. This next one, Highway Song by Blackfoot.

00:50:56.739 --> 00:51:00.219
Yeah, yeah. It is basically the exact same song

00:51:00.219 --> 00:51:03.059
as Freebird. but with different chords and different

00:51:03.059 --> 00:51:05.739
words. It really is. The structure is exactly

00:51:05.739 --> 00:51:09.099
the same. You know, a long, slow beginning part

00:51:09.099 --> 00:51:12.039
with a line they repeat over and over, and then

00:51:12.039 --> 00:51:13.860
it builds up into the fast part, and they go

00:51:13.860 --> 00:51:16.059
through, you know, just the same, and they have

00:51:16.059 --> 00:51:18.000
a stop and a breakdown in the middle, just like

00:51:18.000 --> 00:51:20.800
in Freebird. It's just like they copy Freebird.

00:51:21.159 --> 00:51:23.360
Yeah, and also the song's not that good. It's

00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:25.880
kind of long and overdrawn out, and just kind

00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:27.980
of like just keeps going on, and really doesn't

00:51:27.980 --> 00:51:30.719
have a point to me. Yeah, yeah, Skinner's zone,

00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:34.039
won't you fly, free bird, fly. And Blackfoot

00:51:34.039 --> 00:51:37.659
is saying, it's a highway song, going on and

00:51:37.659 --> 00:51:42.960
on, on and on. It was really horrible. It's just

00:51:42.960 --> 00:51:45.019
so awful. And then Freebird became something

00:51:45.019 --> 00:51:46.780
that it wasn't. It was like, oh, this was their

00:51:46.780 --> 00:51:48.940
song saying they were going to die because they

00:51:48.940 --> 00:51:52.099
made a pact with the devil. Yeah. Yeah. It actually

00:51:52.099 --> 00:51:55.820
has nothing to do with that. You can't even stretch

00:51:55.820 --> 00:51:58.800
it to make it. No. Okay. Oh, this is their saying

00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:02.079
that. Look, look. They said Freebird. Yeah, that's

00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:07.059
what it means. Okay. Yeah. All right. My next

00:52:07.059 --> 00:52:09.300
one would be Achy Breaky Heart. Yeah, definitely.

00:52:09.929 --> 00:52:15.190
Yeah. Yeah. All Summer Long, Kid Rock. Oh, yeah.

00:52:15.429 --> 00:52:18.289
It's basically Sweet Home Alabama with stupid

00:52:18.289 --> 00:52:21.989
words on top of it. We were 1969. We were young.

00:52:22.269 --> 00:52:26.030
Let's see. We were young and crazy things, smoking

00:52:26.030 --> 00:52:27.349
crazy things or something like that. Yeah, something

00:52:27.349 --> 00:52:29.769
like that. My favorite part is where he tries

00:52:29.769 --> 00:52:33.809
to rhyme the word bottle and tomorrow. Oh, yeah.

00:52:33.869 --> 00:52:36.059
It does not work. Yeah, we were drinking from

00:52:36.059 --> 00:52:39.800
the bottle, not worried about tomorrow. So either

00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:42.219
it's bottle and to model, or it's borrow and

00:52:42.219 --> 00:52:45.559
tomorrow. But to try to make it pretend that

00:52:45.559 --> 00:52:49.840
that rhymes, it's just, it's bad songwriting.

00:52:49.860 --> 00:52:52.739
It's lazy, sloppy songwriting. And personally,

00:52:52.840 --> 00:52:56.940
I think we deserve better than that kind of knockoff

00:52:56.940 --> 00:53:01.179
shit. Put some effort into it. Oh yeah, I agree.

00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:03.460
And also, I mean, actually his whole career was

00:53:03.460 --> 00:53:06.940
kind of built on really just kind of being...

00:53:06.940 --> 00:53:10.039
Everything he wasn't. Yeah, everything he wasn't,

00:53:10.039 --> 00:53:12.539
yeah. He claimed he was, you know, some southern

00:53:12.539 --> 00:53:15.039
poor kid, grew up in the... He's from Michigan,

00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:19.099
which he admitted in the song, you just said

00:53:19.099 --> 00:53:22.260
the name of it. And his parents were fairly wealthy.

00:53:23.900 --> 00:53:25.239
Yeah, and his parents were actually... So he

00:53:25.239 --> 00:53:27.639
had a very wealthy, privileged childhood, but

00:53:27.639 --> 00:53:29.780
then he came off as, Oh, I'm Kid Rock. I'm from

00:53:29.780 --> 00:53:32.280
the street. At least Eminem really did have a

00:53:32.280 --> 00:53:34.239
bad... Eminem was legitimate. He had a story,

00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:37.340
yeah. Kid Rock was a poser. Yeah. He still is.

00:53:37.460 --> 00:53:43.719
I agree. All right. That was... Yeah, Ivan, it's

00:53:43.719 --> 00:53:46.420
your turn. The Macarena. Yeah. Of course. The

00:53:46.420 --> 00:53:50.599
Macaroni. Yeah. Here's the good one. The Chicken

00:53:50.599 --> 00:53:53.980
Dance. If that comes on, I'm leaving the bar.

00:53:54.019 --> 00:53:56.420
I think I got that on here, actually. Even if

00:53:56.420 --> 00:53:58.679
I've paid for a drink and it's on its way, I'm

00:53:58.679 --> 00:54:01.599
still leaving. I'm sticking around for the chicken

00:54:01.599 --> 00:54:03.579
dance. I'm picking the coolest guy in there and

00:54:03.579 --> 00:54:10.199
saying, give the drink to him. Now, it's kind

00:54:10.199 --> 00:54:12.420
of funny seeing people do it on TV shows, but

00:54:12.420 --> 00:54:16.159
in real life, it's just, wow, cringe. It's just

00:54:16.159 --> 00:54:21.269
such a cringe fest. Oh, it is. My next one is

00:54:21.269 --> 00:54:23.429
Marilyn Monroe, I Just Want to Be Loved by You.

00:54:24.489 --> 00:54:27.969
Oh, yeah. I just want to be loved by you. Marilyn

00:54:27.969 --> 00:54:33.050
Monroe could not sing. No, no, no. Yeah. Here's

00:54:33.050 --> 00:54:36.789
another one, YMCA. Ooh, yeah. Yeah. Horrible.

00:54:36.909 --> 00:54:39.230
I remember when people used to flood the dance

00:54:39.230 --> 00:54:41.570
floor and start forming the letters over their

00:54:41.570 --> 00:54:45.320
heads. That's how popular it was. My wife can

00:54:45.320 --> 00:54:49.760
still do it. I wanted to flamethrower so bad

00:54:49.760 --> 00:54:51.960
about them. Oh, yeah. Yeah, just like burn them

00:54:51.960 --> 00:54:54.500
all up. That's what you get. I remember at the

00:54:54.500 --> 00:54:56.900
beginning when that song got popular, the actual

00:54:56.900 --> 00:55:00.679
YMCA objected to their name being used in the

00:55:00.679 --> 00:55:03.639
song. I do remember that. Especially to supposedly

00:55:03.639 --> 00:55:07.239
promote the gay lifestyle. But then they realized...

00:55:07.420 --> 00:55:09.940
Oh, shit, this is excellent advertising. People

00:55:09.940 --> 00:55:13.219
are talking about this. Plus, they couldn't stop

00:55:13.219 --> 00:55:15.000
them. Yeah, there's really nothing you can do.

00:55:15.099 --> 00:55:17.380
You can have a good meal. You can get yourself

00:55:17.380 --> 00:55:20.579
clean. You can hang out with all the boys. A

00:55:20.579 --> 00:55:26.079
little innuendo there. No girls, just boys. Well,

00:55:26.119 --> 00:55:29.780
that's at the YWCA. Oh, yeah, that's right. I'd

00:55:29.780 --> 00:55:32.940
rather be there. Where they eat at the Y. With

00:55:32.940 --> 00:55:37.900
all the bad girls. Okay. All right. What's new

00:55:37.900 --> 00:55:41.539
pussycat? Tom Jones. Tom Jones is always a bad

00:55:41.539 --> 00:55:44.340
choice. The man is supposedly with the hugest

00:55:44.340 --> 00:55:48.320
penis in music. Yeah. Another Welsh singer. Yeah.

00:55:48.679 --> 00:55:52.019
What was the song I heard from him the other

00:55:52.019 --> 00:55:54.000
day? It was a slower ballad song. It was on a

00:55:54.000 --> 00:55:56.480
reaction video, and the guy just nailed it. It

00:55:56.480 --> 00:55:59.760
was just so awesome. Oh, no. It was a slower,

00:55:59.780 --> 00:56:03.159
more relaxed written song. It came off a lot

00:56:03.159 --> 00:56:05.039
better. I could see that being a little bit better

00:56:05.039 --> 00:56:07.400
than, what's new, what's a gap? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:56:07.559 --> 00:56:11.579
Nah, nah, no, no, no. The last one I have is

00:56:11.579 --> 00:56:16.579
All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh, yes. Oh, so overrated.

00:56:16.719 --> 00:56:18.800
You're an all -star. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,

00:56:18.800 --> 00:56:21.199
stupid song. And that was when, the only reason

00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:23.340
that song was big is because music didn't know

00:56:23.340 --> 00:56:25.699
what it was doing at the time. Rock music was

00:56:25.699 --> 00:56:28.119
in shambles because grunge just fell apart at

00:56:28.119 --> 00:56:30.909
the seams. And they were actively trying to destroy

00:56:30.909 --> 00:56:35.210
it now after, I agree with Billy Corgan 100%.

00:56:35.210 --> 00:56:38.269
They were trying to destroy it. Corporate rock

00:56:38.269 --> 00:56:41.550
was trying to destroy it to more controllable

00:56:41.550 --> 00:56:45.750
subjects, which I agree. So, yeah. All right,

00:56:45.829 --> 00:56:48.409
my next one. I was going to say, we did see them

00:56:48.409 --> 00:56:52.389
shift to suddenly music was created by sequencers

00:56:52.389 --> 00:56:55.789
and machines. not real musicians anymore. It

00:56:55.789 --> 00:56:58.590
was all sorts of machines making the music and

00:56:58.590 --> 00:57:01.369
then a singer. And that's what they wanted. That's

00:57:01.369 --> 00:57:03.349
what they wanted. They wanted one person creating

00:57:03.349 --> 00:57:06.670
all of it. And then you give the song to the

00:57:06.670 --> 00:57:09.829
person you elected to be the superstar. And they

00:57:09.829 --> 00:57:11.710
do what you say because they would not be the

00:57:11.710 --> 00:57:14.150
superstar without you. And they take the pay

00:57:14.150 --> 00:57:16.380
that you give them. And then you give songwriting

00:57:16.380 --> 00:57:18.699
credits to like five or six different people.

00:57:18.760 --> 00:57:22.260
So the person on the album barely makes any money.

00:57:22.360 --> 00:57:24.320
So they have to keep working for you. Yes, they

00:57:24.320 --> 00:57:25.960
have to keep working. You see how that works?

00:57:26.099 --> 00:57:28.219
You become a wage slave. You're making millions,

00:57:28.380 --> 00:57:30.619
but you're still a wage slave. Yeah, and people

00:57:30.619 --> 00:57:32.300
thought that destruction of record companies

00:57:32.300 --> 00:57:34.860
was going to lead to people getting better deals.

00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:40.880
No, it's worse. Metallica, anything from Lode

00:57:40.880 --> 00:57:47.190
on. Yeah, yeah. They just, oh. Career suicide.

00:57:47.590 --> 00:57:50.809
If you want to see a definition, that's Metallica.

00:57:51.050 --> 00:57:54.210
And you know, if Hetfield and Ulrich hadn't been

00:57:54.210 --> 00:57:56.789
so wasted, they would have done a lot better

00:57:56.789 --> 00:57:59.570
job of steering that band into creative ways.

00:57:59.849 --> 00:58:01.969
I didn't know that then, but I'm getting that

00:58:01.969 --> 00:58:03.829
now. Especially when they did that big special

00:58:03.829 --> 00:58:06.190
on them in rehab and stuff. It's like, that's

00:58:06.190 --> 00:58:08.550
why their music started sucking. It's because

00:58:08.550 --> 00:58:10.469
they were too messed up. They couldn't really

00:58:10.469 --> 00:58:13.159
do it. Yeah. And if they hadn't been so messed

00:58:13.159 --> 00:58:14.980
up, they wouldn't have picked on Jason Newsted

00:58:14.980 --> 00:58:16.599
so much, and he probably would have stayed in

00:58:16.599 --> 00:58:18.460
the band. He had nothing to do with Cliff Burton

00:58:18.460 --> 00:58:21.219
dying. No. They were so bitter about it. I mean,

00:58:21.219 --> 00:58:24.400
they were trying to kill the bus driver, and

00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:27.320
the bus driver said it was icy, and there's other

00:58:27.320 --> 00:58:31.179
people that said, yeah, it was icy. Hey there,

00:58:31.239 --> 00:58:34.159
slap nuts. It's time for the Creeps Music News.

00:58:36.940 --> 00:58:39.280
Hey, my little pumpkin seeds, this is Johnny

00:58:39.280 --> 00:58:43.579
Rohypnol with your music news. John Karabi, former

00:58:43.579 --> 00:58:47.320
lead singer of Motley Crue and The Scream, has

00:58:47.320 --> 00:58:50.039
a new album coming out on April 24th called New

00:58:50.039 --> 00:58:53.059
Day. You can pre -order the album online. The

00:58:53.059 --> 00:58:55.980
effort features guitars like Richard Fortis from

00:58:55.980 --> 00:58:58.820
Guns N' Roses, Paul Taylor from winger Steve

00:58:58.820 --> 00:59:02.579
Perry on keyboards, Marty Freckerson, producer

00:59:02.579 --> 00:59:05.340
and multi -instrumentalist. and Charlie Starr

00:59:05.340 --> 00:59:08.179
from Blackberry Smoke on guitar solos, alongside

00:59:08.179 --> 00:59:11.820
Evan Preckerson on drums and bass. This should

00:59:11.820 --> 00:59:14.380
be a pretty good album. Sure has a lot of talent

00:59:14.380 --> 00:59:18.239
to go with it. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That

00:59:18.239 --> 00:59:20.960
was your music news. And remember, bar chords

00:59:20.960 --> 00:59:28.289
are bullshit. It was not. You fell asleep. They're

00:59:28.289 --> 00:59:30.389
trying to blame his death on something besides

00:59:30.389 --> 00:59:32.929
just a freak accident. Well, Hetfield said he

00:59:32.929 --> 00:59:35.230
walked back along the road looking for the ice

00:59:35.230 --> 00:59:38.230
and never found it. But who knows if that's true.

00:59:38.289 --> 00:59:40.230
I don't know if that's true or not because who

00:59:40.230 --> 00:59:44.250
was it? One of the equipment guys or something

00:59:44.250 --> 00:59:46.309
that was on the bus with him said, no, it was

00:59:46.309 --> 00:59:49.510
icy in spots, and it probably was just an accident.

00:59:49.750 --> 00:59:51.909
Yeah, and once the bus gets sideways, it's going

00:59:51.909 --> 00:59:58.849
to flip. Yes, and also that was almost the guitarist,

00:59:58.849 --> 01:00:03.449
what's his name? Hammond. Yeah, that was almost

01:00:03.449 --> 01:00:05.889
his spot. Yeah, yeah, because he lost a poker

01:00:05.889 --> 01:00:09.440
game. And Clifford actually offered it to him

01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:11.599
anyhow. He said, no, you can have it. Hammond

01:00:11.599 --> 01:00:13.900
said, no, no, no, no, you want it. It's yours.

01:00:14.079 --> 01:00:16.559
And that person that was in that upper cabin

01:00:16.559 --> 01:00:19.599
there was the one that would slip out and land

01:00:19.599 --> 01:00:23.199
under the bus. And the bus landed on him. And

01:00:23.199 --> 01:00:25.440
then when they tried to pick the bus up, it slipped

01:00:25.440 --> 01:00:28.699
out of the crane and landed on him again. I know.

01:00:28.900 --> 01:00:31.179
I don't think he was alive, fortunately. No,

01:00:31.179 --> 01:00:32.739
no. Because he would not have been after that.

01:00:32.860 --> 01:00:34.440
But that would still have been a really horrible

01:00:34.440 --> 01:00:36.119
thing to see. Oh, yeah, because they're standing

01:00:36.119 --> 01:00:38.559
there. They're like, you know. Get my friend

01:00:38.559 --> 01:00:41.320
out. Get my, ooh. Oh, yeah. It's like, forget

01:00:41.320 --> 01:00:48.920
it. Yeah. Real big fish sell out. Yeah. Yeah,

01:00:48.980 --> 01:00:51.000
that was fun for a couple of times listening.

01:00:51.280 --> 01:00:54.679
Now I have no interest in it at all. Everybody

01:00:54.679 --> 01:01:00.880
hurts. Yeah, yeah. Time of your life. Yes. Green

01:01:00.880 --> 01:01:04.679
Day. You talk about a horrible song that people

01:01:04.679 --> 01:01:07.320
think are great. I think most of Green Day's

01:01:07.320 --> 01:01:10.699
material is that. It's shit that people thought,

01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:14.449
oh, these guys are so punk. No, they're not.

01:01:14.730 --> 01:01:17.449
I tried telling a friend of mine, he goes, oh,

01:01:17.570 --> 01:01:19.329
he got so mad when they called him pop punk.

01:01:19.449 --> 01:01:21.789
And I go, he is pop. He was pop punk. They are.

01:01:22.610 --> 01:01:27.050
What do you call pop music? Popular music. Green

01:01:27.050 --> 01:01:30.010
Day sold a lot of albums. That would make it

01:01:30.010 --> 01:01:33.090
pop. Yeah. And the definition they use is punk.

01:01:33.710 --> 01:01:37.510
Pop punk. You could say pop with a few punk influences.

01:01:38.239 --> 01:01:39.980
Yeah. But they were nothing to do with punk.

01:01:40.079 --> 01:01:42.820
No. Not at all. No, no, no. Punk is anti that.

01:01:43.059 --> 01:01:45.400
Punk is five people at your show fucking throwing

01:01:45.400 --> 01:01:47.960
stuff at you. Nirvana was punk. Yes, they were,

01:01:48.119 --> 01:01:50.900
and then it got kind of promoted into grunge.

01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:53.340
Yeah. And that's all they wanted to do. They

01:01:53.340 --> 01:01:55.460
wanted to do punk music, and that's one of the

01:01:55.460 --> 01:01:58.500
reasons why Kurt Cobain was ready to quit. Yeah.

01:01:58.519 --> 01:02:00.199
He was like, you know, this turned into something

01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:02.559
I didn't want it to, and record companies making

01:02:02.559 --> 01:02:05.380
all this money, and I despise them. Yeah. Yeah,

01:02:05.579 --> 01:02:07.360
I think that's what pissed Kurt off the most,

01:02:07.420 --> 01:02:10.619
is that... He was making so much money, but other

01:02:10.619 --> 01:02:13.260
people were siphoning it away. Yeah. And he was

01:02:13.260 --> 01:02:15.380
thinking, I don't want to be here being used

01:02:15.380 --> 01:02:18.579
by them to get rich. I'd rather do nothing than

01:02:18.579 --> 01:02:20.800
help make them rich. You're talking about a band

01:02:20.800 --> 01:02:22.820
that turned down Guns N' Roses in their prime.

01:02:23.119 --> 01:02:25.340
Yeah. They were doing stadiums. They're like,

01:02:25.460 --> 01:02:27.539
hey, Guns N' Roses came and said, we want you

01:02:27.539 --> 01:02:30.460
to open up for us. And they're like, no. No.

01:02:30.599 --> 01:02:32.639
You're not our people. Yeah. That's what they

01:02:32.639 --> 01:02:34.519
said. They said, you guys are corporate rock.

01:02:34.579 --> 01:02:37.179
We are not. Yeah. And then they became corporate

01:02:37.179 --> 01:02:40.119
rock because, not because of them, but because

01:02:40.119 --> 01:02:43.960
Geffen signed them. Yeah. You know, so. All right.

01:02:44.619 --> 01:02:48.699
Nothing compares to you. Oh, gosh. Yeah. And

01:02:48.699 --> 01:02:51.760
then my final one, Leif Garrett. I was made for

01:02:51.760 --> 01:02:55.860
dancing. Whoa. You're talking about a bowl of

01:02:55.860 --> 01:02:59.860
shit. Yeah. Hot, steaming, and chunky. Yes. All

01:02:59.860 --> 01:03:03.320
right. Your turn. All right. Remember Kip Winger?

01:03:03.760 --> 01:03:07.420
Yep. Bass player, little short guy. He became

01:03:07.420 --> 01:03:10.199
the... Great smile. Yep. He became the poster

01:03:10.199 --> 01:03:12.320
boy for everything that was wrong with glam and

01:03:12.320 --> 01:03:15.099
hair metal and all that stuff. Beavis and Bud

01:03:15.099 --> 01:03:18.579
had made fun of him, etc. Constantly ridiculed

01:03:18.579 --> 01:03:21.429
him. Well, it turns out he ain't doing too bad.

01:03:21.809 --> 01:03:25.429
Oh, no, I know. Actually, go ahead. When grunge

01:03:25.429 --> 01:03:28.010
unseated hair metal at the dawn of the 1990s,

01:03:28.010 --> 01:03:30.809
many metalers suddenly found themselves out of

01:03:30.809 --> 01:03:32.889
work. Piff Wigger was one of the first ones.

01:03:33.130 --> 01:03:35.789
Yeah. Because they were ostracized so bad by,

01:03:35.849 --> 01:03:38.949
you know, stuff like Beavis and Butthead. Yeah.

01:03:39.090 --> 01:03:41.539
And like... One or two years earlier, he had

01:03:41.539 --> 01:03:43.699
left the Alice Cooper group. He was part of the

01:03:43.699 --> 01:03:47.119
stage band. Yeah. And here he's going solo, put

01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:49.300
his first album out, which kind of did okay.

01:03:49.420 --> 01:03:52.019
I think he did double platinum, which is actually

01:03:52.019 --> 01:03:54.360
pretty... I mean, at the time, it wasn't nearly

01:03:54.360 --> 01:03:57.260
as good as it sounds now. You're right. It went

01:03:57.260 --> 01:04:00.199
platinum. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, let me get ahead

01:04:00.199 --> 01:04:02.840
here. Few felt the sting more than Kip Winger,

01:04:02.940 --> 01:04:05.039
the singer, bass player, and guitarist for the

01:04:05.039 --> 01:04:08.159
band Winger. Almost overnight, he became a punchline,

01:04:08.239 --> 01:04:10.719
most famously mocked on the animated hit Beavis

01:04:10.719 --> 01:04:13.559
and Butthead. Ironically, Winger became commercially

01:04:13.559 --> 01:04:16.139
successful just as the tide was turning. Their

01:04:16.139 --> 01:04:18.960
88 self -titled album went platinum thanks to

01:04:18.960 --> 01:04:22.780
the hit 17, which was about lusting after a little

01:04:22.780 --> 01:04:28.019
girl. She's only 70. He landed the group's support

01:04:28.019 --> 01:04:30.139
slots with the likes of Bad Company, Cinderella,

01:04:30.400 --> 01:04:35.170
Bon Jovi, and Poison. Those are not bad. The

01:04:35.170 --> 01:04:37.429
Bad Company one is the one that kind of got me.

01:04:37.590 --> 01:04:39.550
It was like, wow. Yeah, that just seemed like

01:04:39.550 --> 01:04:42.389
a good fit. Yeah, Bad Company was 70s no -nonsense

01:04:42.389 --> 01:04:45.190
rock. Yeah, so that makes it sound like Bad Company

01:04:45.190 --> 01:04:46.869
was trying to get some younger fans. They were,

01:04:47.010 --> 01:04:51.030
they were, yeah. The follow -up 1990s album In

01:04:51.030 --> 01:04:53.230
the Heart of the Young also topped one million

01:04:53.230 --> 01:04:55.630
U .S. sales, but as the band found itself in

01:04:55.630 --> 01:04:57.730
the spotlight, it also experienced the backlash

01:04:57.730 --> 01:04:59.789
that came with Hair Metal's sudden fall from

01:04:59.789 --> 01:05:03.530
favor. Quote, Kip was chosen as the poster child

01:05:03.530 --> 01:05:05.949
of all things to make fun of in hair bands, former

01:05:05.949 --> 01:05:10.070
winger drummer Rod Morgenstern tells 101RF. He

01:05:10.070 --> 01:05:12.389
was so unfairly treated as a talentless hack.

01:05:12.809 --> 01:05:15.030
Now, I remember Rod Morgenstern, he played for

01:05:15.030 --> 01:05:18.010
the Dixie Chicks, not Dixie Chicks, the Dixie

01:05:18.010 --> 01:05:20.230
Dregs. Roda Morgenstern's brother. Roda, yeah.

01:05:20.389 --> 01:05:22.730
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mary Tyler Moore and her own

01:05:22.730 --> 01:05:27.309
show. But yeah, Rod's an awesome drummer. Since

01:05:27.309 --> 01:05:29.610
2009, however, Winger has reinvented himself

01:05:29.610 --> 01:05:33.010
as a composer of modern classical music. Yep,

01:05:33.070 --> 01:05:36.190
I knew that. His debut orchestral work, Ghosts,

01:05:36.190 --> 01:05:38.929
was written for a ballet, earned him a nomination

01:05:38.929 --> 01:05:42.050
for an Isadora Duncan Dance Award for Excellence

01:05:42.050 --> 01:05:44.190
in Music. Now, I've heard of Isadora Duncan.

01:05:44.469 --> 01:05:47.349
I have, too. He followed it with the four -part

01:05:47.349 --> 01:05:50.530
work C .F. Kip Winger Conversations with Nijinsky,

01:05:50.750 --> 01:05:53.710
inspired by the legendary dancer and choreographer

01:05:53.710 --> 01:05:57.099
Voslav Nijinsky. The album was nominated for

01:05:57.099 --> 01:05:59.380
Best Classical Contemporary Composition at the

01:05:59.380 --> 01:06:02.900
59th Annual Grammy Awards. There's no shortage

01:06:02.900 --> 01:06:05.039
of rock and metal acts who have dabbled in orchestral

01:06:05.039 --> 01:06:08.099
products. Bands from Deep Purple to Kiss to Metallica

01:06:08.099 --> 01:06:10.199
have reimagined their electric guitar -driven

01:06:10.199 --> 01:06:12.340
music with symphonies, but Winger stands apart

01:06:12.340 --> 01:06:15.260
for composing original classic works rather than

01:06:15.260 --> 01:06:19.179
simply arranging rock songs for orchestra. Another

01:06:19.179 --> 01:06:21.679
one who tried it but wasn't quite as successful

01:06:21.679 --> 01:06:25.780
is Richard Marks. Fred Curry, do you know about

01:06:25.780 --> 01:06:28.860
him? No. He writes musical scores for Disney

01:06:28.860 --> 01:06:32.719
and other... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he makes

01:06:32.719 --> 01:06:36.260
so much money that they kept trying to get him

01:06:36.260 --> 01:06:38.880
to come back to Cinderella, or now it's Tom Kiefer's

01:06:38.880 --> 01:06:42.360
band or whatever. Tom Kiefer, I think. Keef.

01:06:42.639 --> 01:06:45.880
Keef, yeah, whatever it is. um that he's like

01:06:45.880 --> 01:06:48.340
no he's like i'm making too much money i'll never

01:06:48.340 --> 01:06:51.699
have to drum again yeah yeah and oh my boss told

01:06:51.699 --> 01:06:54.039
me that's one of my bigger bosses and she's a

01:06:54.039 --> 01:06:56.500
huge icp fan although she looks like she would

01:06:56.500 --> 01:06:58.940
not be and i told her they're playing rocklahoma

01:06:58.940 --> 01:07:01.119
and she's like wow we're really she's actually

01:07:01.119 --> 01:07:03.719
seen them before did you know that disney originally

01:07:03.719 --> 01:07:08.059
signed them because they heard clowns and they

01:07:08.059 --> 01:07:11.030
thought it was like this really kind of, I don't

01:07:11.030 --> 01:07:14.389
know, childish clown act. And they signed them,

01:07:14.469 --> 01:07:17.050
and then they found out what they were, and like,

01:07:17.150 --> 01:07:20.309
oh, let's go ahead and cut our ties with those

01:07:20.309 --> 01:07:22.849
guys. I was like, that is fucking beautiful.

01:07:23.090 --> 01:07:25.829
That's awesome. I have some bullet points. Okay,

01:07:25.849 --> 01:07:28.869
good. All right. Where is the music industry

01:07:28.869 --> 01:07:34.429
headed? I think we're going to see a lot more

01:07:34.429 --> 01:07:41.920
of the... Kind of corporate -driven, pre -manufactured

01:07:41.920 --> 01:07:44.460
music coming out with just singers over a bunch

01:07:44.460 --> 01:07:47.659
of pre -made crap. I agree. We're going to see

01:07:47.659 --> 01:07:51.219
giant, massive tours. that are super spectacle,

01:07:51.480 --> 01:07:53.340
blah, blah, blah. That's where the money is.

01:07:53.480 --> 01:07:56.239
And then there will be nothing between that and

01:07:56.239 --> 01:07:58.619
your local band playing at the local bar. Nothing.

01:07:58.679 --> 01:08:00.539
There will be nothing in between. There will

01:08:00.539 --> 01:08:03.039
be no more acts coming at small clubs, no more

01:08:03.039 --> 01:08:06.400
acts touring at the smaller medium venues. They're

01:08:06.400 --> 01:08:08.800
already getting pinched out as it is. You just

01:08:08.800 --> 01:08:10.780
can't afford it anymore. And one of the big parts

01:08:10.780 --> 01:08:13.599
is the insurance. The insurance is just getting

01:08:13.599 --> 01:08:17.020
enormous. Well, how about like Wasp, okay? I

01:08:17.020 --> 01:08:19.560
have to go to Wichita and Tulsa to see them.

01:08:19.659 --> 01:08:22.640
I can never see them in Kansas City. That's because

01:08:22.640 --> 01:08:25.260
the insurance around here is too high. You get

01:08:25.260 --> 01:08:29.260
to Wichita or Tulsa, smaller metroplexes, and

01:08:29.260 --> 01:08:31.739
the insurance is much lower along with the rent.

01:08:31.939 --> 01:08:34.520
But the rent is part of the insurance. It's all

01:08:34.520 --> 01:08:38.399
figured in. So you have to play the Tulsa Ballroom

01:08:38.399 --> 01:08:40.880
and the Cotillion instead of the Uptown Theater.

01:08:41.210 --> 01:08:44.430
That's the difference. Yeah, I think unless your

01:08:44.430 --> 01:08:46.609
town has a local music scene, you're just not

01:08:46.609 --> 01:08:48.750
going to see live music except for the giant,

01:08:48.770 --> 01:08:50.869
big, spectacular concerts that are going to cost

01:08:50.869 --> 01:08:54.630
you at least $500 for a ticket. Well, how about

01:08:54.630 --> 01:08:57.550
like Lita Ford is playing the Kansas Crossing

01:08:57.550 --> 01:09:00.529
Casino in Pittsburgh, and then there's other

01:09:00.529 --> 01:09:03.090
bands like her from the 80s kind of left over

01:09:03.090 --> 01:09:05.289
that did okay. They're playing down there for

01:09:05.289 --> 01:09:09.569
$30 a pop. And that's because they already own

01:09:09.569 --> 01:09:11.750
it. They already have insurance on it. So they

01:09:11.750 --> 01:09:14.449
can go in there and fill up that place and have

01:09:14.449 --> 01:09:17.689
people gambling. They may break even on the concert.

01:09:17.829 --> 01:09:19.789
Maybe they'll make some money. But they have

01:09:19.789 --> 01:09:22.369
everybody there in their hotel gambling for a

01:09:22.369 --> 01:09:24.970
couple of days. Yeah, that's going to be another

01:09:24.970 --> 01:09:27.590
good source for places to play. As you said,

01:09:27.649 --> 01:09:30.130
they own the venue, so it's already part of the

01:09:30.130 --> 01:09:32.149
insurance that they're already doing. But the

01:09:32.149 --> 01:09:35.579
separate standalones, like... Memorial you're

01:09:35.579 --> 01:09:39.119
never gonna see concerts there anymore. It's

01:09:39.119 --> 01:09:41.420
just too expensive. Yeah. Yeah, and so it's all

01:09:41.420 --> 01:09:44.819
gonna be relegated to these Prairie band casino

01:09:44.819 --> 01:09:47.039
and stuff like that out there pretty much not

01:09:47.039 --> 01:09:48.739
in the middle of nowhere But kind of close to

01:09:48.739 --> 01:09:51.279
it a fairly good sized city like Pittsburgh,

01:09:51.420 --> 01:09:54.979
Kansas as a college Yeah town and it's fairly

01:09:54.979 --> 01:09:57.479
good size, but people come from here They come

01:09:57.479 --> 01:09:59.680
from Springfield. They come from Tulsa. They

01:09:59.680 --> 01:10:02.500
come from Wichita, Topeka, to go there to watch

01:10:02.500 --> 01:10:05.199
Lita Ford and Gamble. Yeah, yeah. One of the

01:10:05.199 --> 01:10:07.739
bands I really like and would like to see live

01:10:07.739 --> 01:10:10.560
is Monster Magnet. Oh, I would love to see them.

01:10:10.659 --> 01:10:13.300
Love to see them live. But they tour in Europe

01:10:13.300 --> 01:10:15.939
because live music is still supported there.

01:10:16.039 --> 01:10:18.699
But here, they could never draw the big crowds

01:10:18.699 --> 01:10:21.539
to make it worthwhile. So if they tour, they

01:10:21.539 --> 01:10:24.899
go to a few small, you know, 100 to 200 seat.

01:10:25.260 --> 01:10:27.279
clubs and do a tour like that and i'm sure they

01:10:27.279 --> 01:10:29.199
don't make any money at all well i'm pretty sure

01:10:29.199 --> 01:10:31.380
that's why glenn hughes was canceled his whole

01:10:31.380 --> 01:10:33.960
tour yeah because the thing is is where he messed

01:10:33.960 --> 01:10:36.619
up is he's doing concerts now yeah he's doing

01:10:36.619 --> 01:10:39.180
different ones he's not doing his tour that tells

01:10:39.180 --> 01:10:42.039
me this minor minor medical issue might have

01:10:42.039 --> 01:10:44.239
been true yeah but not to the extent of what

01:10:44.239 --> 01:10:46.720
they put it was a convenient excuse i'm sure

01:10:46.720 --> 01:10:50.659
it was i'm sure and the reason is because it's

01:10:50.659 --> 01:10:52.800
not supported over here like it is in europe

01:10:52.800 --> 01:10:55.500
yeah you know so Oh, hey, how you doing, Franco?

01:10:55.760 --> 01:11:00.199
How are you? Good. So? Well, I mean, Justin Fields,

01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:04.060
what do you think? He's a good backup. I think

01:11:04.060 --> 01:11:05.779
so, too. I think he'll be better than Minshew.

01:11:06.199 --> 01:11:08.779
Yeah. I think a kick in the nuts is better than

01:11:08.779 --> 01:11:12.939
Minshew. So, yeah. I've been seeing a lot, though.

01:11:12.979 --> 01:11:18.039
They've been talking about Cameron Jordan, the

01:11:18.039 --> 01:11:21.800
guy from the Saints. Oh, okay. I've been seeing

01:11:21.800 --> 01:11:26.060
it. Is he a quarterback? He's a defensive end.

01:11:26.159 --> 01:11:30.960
A defensive end, okay. He's their Perch Jones,

01:11:31.180 --> 01:11:35.239
pretty much. Okay, I don't know that much about

01:11:35.239 --> 01:11:38.199
him. But look, I mean, I have no choice but to

01:11:38.199 --> 01:11:41.640
believe him. I think Spagnuolo is a genius. I

01:11:41.640 --> 01:11:46.319
mean, they let all our defensive. But we're getting

01:11:46.319 --> 01:11:48.359
rid of people, we're getting people. So I like

01:11:48.359 --> 01:11:50.500
that. It's not that we're just getting rid of

01:11:50.500 --> 01:11:52.239
people and we're saying, okay, we got this guy,

01:11:52.319 --> 01:11:53.840
we'll try to fill the spot. I've got a great

01:11:53.840 --> 01:11:55.819
example. They drafted all the people, they just

01:11:55.819 --> 01:11:58.899
let go. Yeah. Yeah, they drafted all of them

01:11:58.899 --> 01:12:01.159
and they were great. From Brian Cook to McDuffie.

01:12:01.840 --> 01:12:04.720
All of them. Watson. Yeah, they did get a corner.

01:12:04.840 --> 01:12:07.340
They got the corner from the Dolphins. Yes, and

01:12:07.340 --> 01:12:11.239
he's good. And then they got a running back,

01:12:11.340 --> 01:12:13.739
too, I think. Kenneth Walker from the Seahawks.

01:12:13.739 --> 01:12:15.500
Yeah, and then they got a guy behind him. They

01:12:15.500 --> 01:12:18.319
got another running back. Was he from the Dolphins,

01:12:18.319 --> 01:12:20.199
too? I think he was from the Dolphins, maybe.

01:12:20.699 --> 01:12:24.500
DeMarcus? DeMarco or something like that. Yeah.

01:12:25.079 --> 01:12:28.640
I guess he's pretty good. Yeah, so I think Hunt.

01:12:29.130 --> 01:12:31.050
Well, we know Pacheco's gone, but I think Hunt

01:12:31.050 --> 01:12:33.829
is probably gone also. So you think to fix the

01:12:33.829 --> 01:12:35.930
left tackle situation, are they going to do that

01:12:35.930 --> 01:12:39.649
in the draft? Okay, the draft, supposedly, we're

01:12:39.649 --> 01:12:42.470
getting an edge rusher. Oh, shit, I threw it

01:12:42.470 --> 01:12:46.270
away already. Reuben something. Reuben Bain.

01:12:46.369 --> 01:12:50.149
Oh, Bain. Reuben Bain Jr. Oh, so they're saying

01:12:50.149 --> 01:12:52.649
that he might fall. Number nine is what they're

01:12:52.649 --> 01:12:57.159
predicting, and that's us. Oh, okay. Personally,

01:12:57.359 --> 01:12:59.000
from what I've seen and read, I didn't watch

01:12:59.000 --> 01:13:01.680
him too much, but from what I've seen and read,

01:13:01.800 --> 01:13:04.899
I think he, you know, yeah. So how do you feel

01:13:04.899 --> 01:13:08.060
about Kenneth Walker? Oh, I love it. Love it,

01:13:08.060 --> 01:13:09.739
love it, love it. I remember watching the Super

01:13:09.739 --> 01:13:11.619
Bowl and going, how come we can't have a running

01:13:11.619 --> 01:13:13.960
back that runs like that? Really? I mean, he

01:13:13.960 --> 01:13:15.960
would have had over 200 yards if it wasn't for

01:13:15.960 --> 01:13:19.060
that penalty. He broke that 30 -yard run. Yeah.

01:13:19.300 --> 01:13:21.619
And made it in the end zone, and then the flag

01:13:21.619 --> 01:13:24.560
came out. Probably a week after, no, no, either

01:13:24.560 --> 01:13:28.239
the same week or the next week. People were talking

01:13:28.239 --> 01:13:31.939
bad about the Chiefs on ESPN and stuff like that.

01:13:32.140 --> 01:13:36.079
They were saying that Kenneth Walker, you know,

01:13:36.079 --> 01:13:38.680
he's just a normal guy. There's nothing special

01:13:38.680 --> 01:13:42.039
about him. That's what this guy was saying. It's

01:13:42.039 --> 01:13:45.439
like, what the heck are you talking about? He's

01:13:45.439 --> 01:13:47.000
definitely a special guy. I mean, he was the

01:13:47.000 --> 01:13:50.699
top guy coming out of more free agents. These

01:13:50.699 --> 01:13:52.939
are the same people that think Mahomes is average.

01:13:52.960 --> 01:13:54.979
Oh, yeah. They think he's done with already.

01:13:55.020 --> 01:13:58.829
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I don't take any credibility

01:13:58.829 --> 01:14:02.989
from that at all. I mean, honestly, I've said

01:14:02.989 --> 01:14:05.109
this. Skip Bayless, I can't stand him. Oh, Skip

01:14:05.109 --> 01:14:08.109
Tart? Oh, we just roasted him on the last show.

01:14:08.149 --> 01:14:11.069
Oh, you did? Yeah, we do this thing called Bigger

01:14:11.069 --> 01:14:15.109
Threat, and it was like, I don't know, nuclear

01:14:15.109 --> 01:14:18.909
holocaust, global collapse, or Skip Bayless moving

01:14:18.909 --> 01:14:21.050
in next to you and gardening in spandex shorts.

01:14:22.470 --> 01:14:25.569
That was the biggest threat. He won by far. And

01:14:25.569 --> 01:14:29.390
then we had like cowboy boots and spurs. And

01:14:29.390 --> 01:14:31.310
all the little points on spurs were like little

01:14:31.310 --> 01:14:36.449
tiny penises. And all of them looked like Shannon

01:14:36.449 --> 01:14:40.890
Sharp's penis. Yes. Well, he's used to that.

01:14:41.869 --> 01:14:43.989
Or Jerry Jones, either one. Or Jerry Jones, yeah.

01:14:44.090 --> 01:14:48.710
Yeah, he's all cowboys, yeah. Oh, yeah. Skip

01:14:48.710 --> 01:14:53.449
Tartan Bolas is what we call him. I can't remember.

01:14:54.590 --> 01:14:59.489
Two, three years ago was, oh, man, one of the

01:14:59.489 --> 01:15:02.270
seasons where Mahomes had a great season and

01:15:02.270 --> 01:15:05.210
everything was, oh, Dak Prescott. Dak Prescott,

01:15:05.270 --> 01:15:08.989
yeah. Oh, no, Prescott, yeah. This statistic

01:15:08.989 --> 01:15:12.090
compared, it's like, dude. Yeah, I remember that.

01:15:12.149 --> 01:15:15.100
He was trying to. Start the argument that Prescott

01:15:15.100 --> 01:15:17.439
was at least equal to Mahomes and should be getting

01:15:17.439 --> 01:15:21.460
all the attention Mahomes gets. I will say, Prescott,

01:15:21.479 --> 01:15:23.800
I think he could be a good quarterback. Well,

01:15:23.939 --> 01:15:26.239
he's a good quarterback. He just needs to get

01:15:26.239 --> 01:15:30.119
out of Dallas. It's a decision over there. It's

01:15:30.119 --> 01:15:32.460
like anybody that goes to the Raiders. Derek

01:15:32.460 --> 01:15:34.760
Carr was a great quarterback. But they wasted

01:15:34.760 --> 01:15:40.579
him? Yeah. That Prescott needs to win in the

01:15:40.579 --> 01:15:43.000
postseason to get any credibility at all. Because

01:15:43.000 --> 01:15:45.539
right now, he's one of the great regular season

01:15:45.539 --> 01:15:47.800
quarterbacks, but then you get anywhere else.

01:15:48.079 --> 01:15:50.000
I mean, he's no different than a Kirk Cousins.

01:15:50.159 --> 01:15:52.079
Yeah, that's true. And I like Kirk Cousins a

01:15:52.079 --> 01:15:54.779
lot. But, I mean, you get him to the next level,

01:15:54.840 --> 01:15:56.880
and they simply cannot do it. They're not the

01:15:56.880 --> 01:15:59.579
guy. I mean, he's got a great arm and everything,

01:15:59.680 --> 01:16:01.720
kind of like a Trent Green. Trent Green was great,

01:16:01.819 --> 01:16:03.859
but he – Yeah, yeah, that's a good – that's probably

01:16:03.859 --> 01:16:08.350
– One of the best comparisons. They can't handle

01:16:08.350 --> 01:16:10.590
elite defense, and elite defense shuts them down.

01:16:10.729 --> 01:16:15.310
And that's it. Dak Prescott is that guy. He'll

01:16:15.310 --> 01:16:17.550
come out there and he'll throw three interceptions

01:16:17.550 --> 01:16:19.229
because they're knocking the shit out of him,

01:16:19.250 --> 01:16:25.819
trying to win a game. I still think Mahomes needs

01:16:25.819 --> 01:16:29.399
to pump the brakes a little bit. I think you're

01:16:29.399 --> 01:16:32.079
going to maybe see that, him being 30 and a major

01:16:32.079 --> 01:16:36.100
injury, two major injuries at once. I hope his

01:16:36.100 --> 01:16:38.920
wife is ready. That's exactly what you just said

01:16:38.920 --> 01:16:40.979
is exactly what me and my dad were talking about

01:16:40.979 --> 01:16:45.510
yesterday. It's like if he rushes into it. He's

01:16:45.510 --> 01:16:47.010
going to get injured again, and it's going to

01:16:47.010 --> 01:16:49.250
be even worse. That's why we got Justin Fields.

01:16:49.350 --> 01:16:51.829
That's why we gave up our sixth round. And to

01:16:51.829 --> 01:16:54.869
me, this is where Andy Reid and the enemy need

01:16:54.869 --> 01:16:56.810
to be coaches, and they need to say no. Well,

01:16:56.810 --> 01:16:58.470
because the enemy's back, I think it's going

01:16:58.470 --> 01:17:00.310
to get done, because the enemy's going to tell

01:17:00.310 --> 01:17:04.770
him, I'm telling you no. And I hope that's what

01:17:04.770 --> 01:17:06.890
he does. I think that is going to happen. I know

01:17:06.890 --> 01:17:10.890
Mahomes is the greatest, or he's one of the greatest,

01:17:11.050 --> 01:17:15.710
but. Somebody needs to tell him, hey, slow it

01:17:15.710 --> 01:17:19.050
down. I really hope his wife is in his ear telling

01:17:19.050 --> 01:17:22.390
him, look, I want you to have a life after football.

01:17:22.510 --> 01:17:25.130
I want you to have a mind and a body and all

01:17:25.130 --> 01:17:27.729
that, so quit risking it all. Do you want to

01:17:27.729 --> 01:17:30.510
carry your kids around, or do you want to walk

01:17:30.510 --> 01:17:35.149
your daughter down the aisle? Yeah. I mean, what

01:17:35.149 --> 01:17:38.449
was it, the first season he dislocated his kneecap?

01:17:38.789 --> 01:17:44.279
His first full season, yes. Was that his... I

01:17:44.279 --> 01:17:45.739
don't know if that's the same leg or not. That's

01:17:45.739 --> 01:17:47.640
what I was just going to say. Is that the same?

01:17:47.800 --> 01:17:50.920
I kind of remember him having a hurt left leg

01:17:50.920 --> 01:17:52.720
before. This time I think it's the right. I think

01:17:52.720 --> 01:17:55.819
this is the other leg. Then the ankles. I think

01:17:55.819 --> 01:17:58.619
he had both ankles messed up. Yeah, he did. Yeah,

01:17:58.640 --> 01:18:01.680
he just needs to. The ankle stuff, he seems to

01:18:01.680 --> 01:18:07.739
get over really quick. I mean, I wish more athletes

01:18:07.739 --> 01:18:11.279
had that kind of passion like Mahomes does where

01:18:11.279 --> 01:18:14.819
it's like, hey, I want to. you know, I want to

01:18:14.819 --> 01:18:17.840
play. That's a great one, but there's a point.

01:18:17.939 --> 01:18:21.079
I mean, they say it's 12 weeks to Hill, or no,

01:18:21.180 --> 01:18:25.380
12 months to Hill from the ACL. That's a normal

01:18:25.380 --> 01:18:29.159
person. I don't know about him. I mean, I'm just

01:18:29.159 --> 01:18:32.260
saying, it shouldn't matter. I mean, yeah, if

01:18:32.260 --> 01:18:35.140
he wants to practice, let him practice. They

01:18:35.140 --> 01:18:37.220
got Justin Fields, so that tells me that they're

01:18:37.220 --> 01:18:39.960
at least considering having someone else start.

01:18:40.319 --> 01:18:42.760
First couple of games. Yeah, first two. I'm cool

01:18:42.760 --> 01:18:46.659
with that. And then the first, yeah. I feel comfortable

01:18:46.659 --> 01:18:51.180
that Phil is going to be there for those two.

01:18:51.300 --> 01:18:55.899
I mean, because he could probably work in the

01:18:55.899 --> 01:18:58.720
scheme that Andy Reed, you know. Oh, I think

01:18:58.720 --> 01:19:02.300
so. We talked about this. Okay, you could do

01:19:02.300 --> 01:19:04.479
all different kinds of stuff. You know, you could

01:19:04.479 --> 01:19:10.109
have him be over. Alex. Oh, okay. Hey, how you

01:19:10.109 --> 01:19:12.529
doing? I'm Mark. Good to hear. Tovert. Alex.

01:19:13.390 --> 01:19:15.869
Hey, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You

01:19:15.869 --> 01:19:18.670
can even do some design trickery. You know, you

01:19:18.670 --> 01:19:21.489
can have Mahomes and Fields in the backfield.

01:19:21.609 --> 01:19:23.609
Yeah. And it'd be like, all right, everyone's

01:19:23.609 --> 01:19:26.250
coming to me, Mahomes. Toss it to Fields. Fields

01:19:26.250 --> 01:19:29.329
has a guy over here he can dump off to, or he's

01:19:29.329 --> 01:19:31.750
got a guy way down here. You know, whatever's

01:19:31.750 --> 01:19:34.890
open is what he does. And then that divides all

01:19:34.890 --> 01:19:39.460
of the edges. And I mean, there's all different

01:19:39.460 --> 01:19:41.500
kinds of stuff you can do with someone like him.

01:19:41.819 --> 01:19:45.840
You can bring back maybe possibly the wildcat

01:19:45.840 --> 01:19:47.460
too. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Something

01:19:47.460 --> 01:19:50.060
kind of like that or a deviation from it. Something

01:19:50.060 --> 01:19:53.659
that splits the pass rush. Yes. Yeah, that's

01:19:53.659 --> 01:19:55.819
going to be big. Yeah. That would be interesting

01:19:55.819 --> 01:19:59.539
to see what happens. Yeah, it will be. So I think

01:19:59.539 --> 01:20:02.699
that they got Fields. They're at least entertaining

01:20:02.699 --> 01:20:05.359
the thought of another quarterback, you know,

01:20:05.399 --> 01:20:08.880
to kind of take some of the snaps off of him,

01:20:08.899 --> 01:20:11.180
if not do the first part of the season, first

01:20:11.180 --> 01:20:14.359
couple. And Fields is the first one I've seen

01:20:14.359 --> 01:20:17.039
in years that it looks like the Chiefs are planning

01:20:17.039 --> 01:20:19.039
to keep him more than one year. Yeah. That's

01:20:19.039 --> 01:20:21.279
the other thing, too. Yeah, he should stick around.

01:20:21.399 --> 01:20:24.840
Yeah. Get a Super Bowl. Well, I mean, he was

01:20:24.840 --> 01:20:27.880
with the Jets. You know, as soon as he found

01:20:27.880 --> 01:20:32.220
this out, he was like, oh, fuck yeah. Well, he

01:20:32.220 --> 01:20:35.220
came from Chicago. Chicago. Yeah, yeah. And they

01:20:35.220 --> 01:20:37.500
ruined him there. That was the graveyard of quarterbacks.

01:20:37.520 --> 01:20:39.979
Yeah, he was there before Bien -Aimé was over

01:20:39.979 --> 01:20:42.180
there, yeah. Yeah, the only quarterback that

01:20:42.180 --> 01:20:44.600
stuck in the last 30 years is probably Caleb

01:20:44.600 --> 01:20:47.739
Williams. And you know that he was their passing

01:20:47.739 --> 01:20:50.020
leader. Well, who was the one that was before?

01:20:52.439 --> 01:20:56.060
Trubisky? Trubisky. Trubisky, yeah. Trubisky,

01:20:56.159 --> 01:21:00.640
yeah. And he's a backup for Allen, Josh Allen,

01:21:00.760 --> 01:21:04.060
or he was. Yeah. He's so, wow, I didn't even

01:21:04.060 --> 01:21:06.779
know. He's a backup. He might even be third stringer,

01:21:06.779 --> 01:21:08.579
I don't know. He was drafted ahead of Patrick.

01:21:08.840 --> 01:21:13.399
He was, yeah. Patrick, yes, yes, yes. Not his

01:21:13.399 --> 01:21:17.180
fault. That was Matt Nagy. Matt Nagy liked him,

01:21:17.220 --> 01:21:22.029
yeah. So Fields has the talent. Trubisky, I'm

01:21:22.029 --> 01:21:26.369
not so sure. Fields has the talent. Okay, so

01:21:26.369 --> 01:21:28.670
Caleb Williams is our all -time passing leader.

01:21:29.369 --> 01:21:33.350
17 games, we have an extra game. And he just

01:21:33.350 --> 01:21:36.829
hit 4 ,000 yards, and that's their all -time

01:21:36.829 --> 01:21:40.170
leader at 4 ,000 yards. They are not a quarterback

01:21:40.170 --> 01:21:44.170
city. I mean, Jim McMahon was fair. He's our

01:21:44.170 --> 01:21:48.109
defense. Well, now it's a whole different. Yeah,

01:21:48.130 --> 01:21:52.810
yeah. So, I mean, they are not a – they've never

01:21:52.810 --> 01:21:54.289
been a quarterback town. They've always been

01:21:54.289 --> 01:21:56.449
a defense town. Yeah, yeah. It's like the Rams

01:21:56.449 --> 01:21:58.310
have always been about the quarterback. Yeah,

01:21:58.369 --> 01:22:01.189
yeah. Kurt Warner and Trent Green even. Was it

01:22:01.189 --> 01:22:04.390
Sonny Jurgensen? Yeah. A way back when. Oh, no,

01:22:04.470 --> 01:22:08.569
Dan Fouts' Chargers. Yeah, Dan Fouts was – Yeah,

01:22:09.329 --> 01:22:13.369
they've always had – Yeah, Everett. Yeah. So,

01:22:13.529 --> 01:22:16.439
yeah, I like what they're doing. And now they

01:22:16.439 --> 01:22:19.319
have plenty of picks. And I think you're going

01:22:19.319 --> 01:22:21.779
to get an edge rusher first. And then number

01:22:21.779 --> 01:22:24.500
29, I forgot what was it. So what's been the

01:22:24.500 --> 01:22:27.100
talk for the left tackle situation? I mean, I

01:22:27.100 --> 01:22:28.659
haven't paid really much attention. I think free

01:22:28.659 --> 01:22:31.000
agency of some sort. I mean, I don't know what

01:22:31.000 --> 01:22:32.920
else you can do. There's really nobody on the

01:22:32.920 --> 01:22:35.800
board unless there's somebody. That they're looking

01:22:35.800 --> 01:22:38.420
at. Yeah, or a Division II or a practice squad

01:22:38.420 --> 01:22:40.899
guy or something. They're like, you know, that

01:22:40.899 --> 01:22:44.420
guy is not there yet. We're training him. Well,

01:22:44.420 --> 01:22:47.260
because as of right now, we got, what was the

01:22:47.260 --> 01:22:49.640
guy that filled in towards the end? Poley? Yeah.

01:22:49.880 --> 01:22:53.479
And Simmons. And Simmons, yeah. Is he the one

01:22:53.479 --> 01:22:57.880
that? Josh Simmons. And then who was Morris?

01:22:58.819 --> 01:23:01.340
Wanya Morris. Wanya Morris, yeah. He got injured,

01:23:01.439 --> 01:23:02.960
didn't he? Yeah, yeah, but he was doing much

01:23:02.960 --> 01:23:06.039
better. He was encouraging. Poley is encouraging.

01:23:06.659 --> 01:23:09.630
Simmons. He needs to keep doing what he's doing.

01:23:09.729 --> 01:23:12.369
He needs to build on what he's doing. Yeah, and

01:23:12.369 --> 01:23:14.930
I know family's family, and I agree with him

01:23:14.930 --> 01:23:17.590
100%, but he needs to stay here. He needs to

01:23:17.590 --> 01:23:19.750
play the full season, not get injured. All right.

01:23:19.890 --> 01:23:22.229
Jawan Taylor's going to go jump offside for somebody

01:23:22.229 --> 01:23:23.890
else's team. Yeah, good riddance. He's going

01:23:23.890 --> 01:23:26.189
to full start somewhere else. Nice to have him.

01:23:28.590 --> 01:23:32.590
Mr. Automatic Penalty. All right, take care.

01:23:32.649 --> 01:23:38.909
Yeah, I don't get how we kept him. so long and

01:23:38.909 --> 01:23:42.770
how Andy Reid or nobody, because you know how

01:23:42.770 --> 01:23:46.189
Andy Reid, he's always lineman. The only thing

01:23:46.189 --> 01:23:48.930
I could think of was that there was nobody better,

01:23:48.989 --> 01:23:51.569
which is an indictment of Andy Reid's preparation.

01:23:52.130 --> 01:23:53.529
He should have had somebody. Why wasn't there

01:23:53.529 --> 01:23:56.850
coaches or someone, offensive line coach, saying,

01:23:56.909 --> 01:24:00.590
hey, stop the nose. Lay off him with this jumping

01:24:00.590 --> 01:24:05.909
crap. And lining up too far back. Well, I don't

01:24:05.909 --> 01:24:08.779
think he could. If they haven't coached it out

01:24:08.779 --> 01:24:10.899
of him now, will they coach it out of him? I

01:24:10.899 --> 01:24:12.899
don't think so. No. Someone else is going to

01:24:12.899 --> 01:24:14.399
get him and think they can do it, and it's not

01:24:14.399 --> 01:24:16.539
going to happen. Okay, let me ask. That's a good

01:24:16.539 --> 01:24:20.020
question. Was he like that in Tampa Bay? Yeah,

01:24:20.039 --> 01:24:22.359
that's a good question. I mean, I don't know.

01:24:22.960 --> 01:24:26.020
Well, they let him go for a reason. And he was

01:24:26.020 --> 01:24:30.220
– I think he was part of the Super Bowl team.

01:24:30.539 --> 01:24:34.119
Yeah. So. Jawan Taylor wasn't their first pick.

01:24:34.750 --> 01:24:37.930
Oh, really? No, what is the name that went to

01:24:37.930 --> 01:24:41.310
Cincinnati? Orlando Brown. Orlando Brown. Orlando

01:24:41.310 --> 01:24:46.369
Brown Jr. Yeah, Orlando Brown Jr. That was our

01:24:46.369 --> 01:24:50.810
first choice. What's that guy, Trent? Oh, Trent

01:24:50.810 --> 01:24:53.489
Williams. They said they're keeping track on

01:24:53.489 --> 01:24:55.850
him, just like they are Tyreek Hill. But to me,

01:24:55.869 --> 01:24:57.949
that tells me they're not interested at all.

01:24:58.029 --> 01:25:00.109
I've been seeing stuff about Tyreek, too, where

01:25:00.109 --> 01:25:02.609
they're showing him. training and stuff. It's

01:25:02.609 --> 01:25:07.189
like, I don't, yeah. Why would you pay that much

01:25:07.189 --> 01:25:10.010
for a receiver that that old and has had that

01:25:10.010 --> 01:25:12.350
many injuries? Yeah. No, he needs separation.

01:25:13.630 --> 01:25:15.729
He's not going to separate from anybody. No.

01:25:16.210 --> 01:25:19.689
I mean, he'll probably still be good. He'll be,

01:25:19.850 --> 01:25:22.829
you know. Do you want that kind of distraction

01:25:22.829 --> 01:25:26.979
for an 800 -yard season or less? No. Probably

01:25:26.979 --> 01:25:30.340
700, 600 yards. No, I'm sorry. I think I've told

01:25:30.340 --> 01:25:35.239
you. I want that bigger body. Mahomes needs to

01:25:35.239 --> 01:25:37.920
have that, like, Michael Irvin. We need that

01:25:37.920 --> 01:25:40.720
Jamar Chase guy, that huge guy that just, like,

01:25:40.739 --> 01:25:44.100
grabs the ball. Nobody else can get to it. And

01:25:44.100 --> 01:25:47.420
Mahomes can do that perfectly, just like part

01:25:47.420 --> 01:25:49.880
of Burrow's success is that. He throws the ball

01:25:49.880 --> 01:25:53.859
way up there. Boom. The guy just levitates to

01:25:53.859 --> 01:25:56.479
go get it. Yeah. He knows he's the only guy that

01:25:56.479 --> 01:25:58.079
can go get it. And if he misses it, they'll try

01:25:58.079 --> 01:26:00.739
it again. Yeah. I mean, it's actually the perfect

01:26:00.739 --> 01:26:02.420
scenario. It's like you're not going to get picked

01:26:02.420 --> 01:26:05.640
off. And if it works, you got a touchdown. And

01:26:05.640 --> 01:26:07.539
if it doesn't work, then, you know, you'll do

01:26:07.539 --> 01:26:09.340
it again. None of these little guys in this.

01:26:09.770 --> 01:26:11.869
I mean, yeah, it's good to have speed and stuff

01:26:11.869 --> 01:26:13.869
like that. Reed was always a speed guy, but it

01:26:13.869 --> 01:26:16.829
seemed to me like maybe the philosophy is changing

01:26:16.829 --> 01:26:18.270
a little bit. And I think they're going to be

01:26:18.270 --> 01:26:21.029
like more of a smash mouth football team, the

01:26:21.029 --> 01:26:25.130
run and touch deal. I think so. And I like Kenneth

01:26:25.130 --> 01:26:29.470
Walker. I mean, he's kind of built like Adrian

01:26:29.470 --> 01:26:33.840
Peterson was. And he's somebody they're not going

01:26:33.840 --> 01:26:35.840
to have to take out every other down. Oh, yeah,

01:26:35.939 --> 01:26:39.600
yeah. He can leave them in. AP is a great comparison,

01:26:40.779 --> 01:26:43.960
actually, yeah. And it'd be good, too, on the,

01:26:44.079 --> 01:26:47.039
you know, second and three or second and two.

01:26:47.180 --> 01:26:50.000
Yeah, yes. You know he can pound, you know, he'll

01:26:50.000 --> 01:26:53.170
be able to. Well, like I said, I remember watching

01:26:53.170 --> 01:26:55.909
the Super Bowl and having our two guys that couldn't

01:26:55.909 --> 01:26:57.210
do anything at the end of the year. And I'm like,

01:26:57.229 --> 01:26:59.569
why in the hell could we not get a guy like this?

01:26:59.729 --> 01:27:03.010
You know, no knock on Isaiah Pichai. He's good,

01:27:03.130 --> 01:27:05.850
but for what they were trying to do with him,

01:27:05.890 --> 01:27:08.010
it's like, why are you doing this? That's the

01:27:08.010 --> 01:27:10.569
problem. After his knee was hurt, he wasn't a

01:27:10.569 --> 01:27:13.630
finesse guy at all. And so he's not, he doesn't

01:27:13.630 --> 01:27:15.770
have that body that commands pushing people out

01:27:15.770 --> 01:27:18.550
of the way. And Detroit hired him and acted like

01:27:18.550 --> 01:27:20.409
he was like that. And it's the same like with,

01:27:20.510 --> 01:27:25.210
who's the other one that we had, had the three

01:27:25.210 --> 01:27:28.510
names. Edwards Allaire. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah,

01:27:28.510 --> 01:27:31.750
yeah. I mean, again, that's another one. He's

01:27:31.750 --> 01:27:35.689
good, but. When it's a goal -running situation,

01:27:35.930 --> 01:27:38.970
you're going to try to put the guy that's five,

01:27:39.170 --> 01:27:42.149
I don't know, I can't remember how tall he was,

01:27:42.270 --> 01:27:45.970
5 '8", 5 '7". It's like, are you serious? His

01:27:45.970 --> 01:27:49.369
running style was atrocious. Whenever he ran,

01:27:49.489 --> 01:27:51.789
it wasn't fluid. It was like an old man trying

01:27:51.789 --> 01:27:54.829
to fucking navigate down a sidewalk. He was kind

01:27:54.829 --> 01:27:59.619
of like, yeah. Like I said, we addressed a lot

01:27:59.619 --> 01:28:01.520
of areas that we needed. Since the wide receiver,

01:28:01.739 --> 01:28:03.739
we still – Well, you know what? They shook up.

01:28:03.840 --> 01:28:05.739
And I kept reading about how the Chiefs are going

01:28:05.739 --> 01:28:07.460
to reinvent the team, reinvent the team. I'm

01:28:07.460 --> 01:28:08.720
like, I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

01:28:08.739 --> 01:28:12.140
I believe it now. Yeah, I do too. When my brother

01:28:12.140 --> 01:28:14.460
told me Kenneth Water, I was like, what? Yeah,

01:28:14.560 --> 01:28:16.819
that's not us. We don't sign that big guy. We

01:28:16.819 --> 01:28:21.520
let him go. Yeah. Yeah, I'm all for it. You know

01:28:21.520 --> 01:28:23.340
what? I mean, they got to do something. And it's

01:28:23.340 --> 01:28:24.619
like you said, they're getting rid of people

01:28:24.619 --> 01:28:27.710
and they're filling the spot. So, yeah. They're

01:28:27.710 --> 01:28:29.970
rebuilding a team in the way they want it, and

01:28:29.970 --> 01:28:33.390
I have trust in them. I feel like they're making

01:28:33.390 --> 01:28:36.250
good decisions. It's not like Carl Peterson when

01:28:36.250 --> 01:28:42.189
we go and give a guy a bunch of money and the

01:28:42.189 --> 01:28:46.449
guy's already done his career. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:28:46.609 --> 01:28:49.649
Like a Marcus Allen. Peterson's like the big

01:28:49.649 --> 01:28:53.550
flashy guy, big flashy signing, so he can get

01:28:53.550 --> 01:28:56.439
his picture in the paper. Yeah. They look good

01:28:56.439 --> 01:28:58.060
in their underwear. That's what they used to

01:28:58.060 --> 01:29:00.439
say. Anybody that looked good in his underwear,

01:29:00.520 --> 01:29:01.920
they were there. They're like, oh, hell yeah.

01:29:03.920 --> 01:29:08.279
It's just like, who was that big, the big, not

01:29:08.279 --> 01:29:11.699
center, was it right tackle? Huge right tackle.

01:29:11.699 --> 01:29:14.159
Oh, John Ault. Yeah, well, John Ault was good.

01:29:14.260 --> 01:29:16.899
There was another one. Fisher? Yeah, Fisher was

01:29:16.899 --> 01:29:19.180
one of them, but that was in a shot. You're talking

01:29:19.180 --> 01:29:22.880
about Schoenheimer? Yeah, yeah. And I can't remember

01:29:22.880 --> 01:29:25.739
his name, but they were in love with him. There

01:29:25.739 --> 01:29:28.359
was, let's see, it was John Off, Will Schubert,

01:29:28.699 --> 01:29:31.619
Tim Grunhardt. Yeah, that was one of them. Tim

01:29:31.619 --> 01:29:38.100
Grunhardt, Dave Zott. Willie Roof. Willie Roof,

01:29:38.100 --> 01:29:40.960
yeah. I forgot, but that was Trent Green, or

01:29:40.960 --> 01:29:44.300
that was Dick Rubio. That was Rubio, yeah. And

01:29:44.300 --> 01:29:48.560
they got him from New Orleans, I believe. I think

01:29:48.560 --> 01:29:52.100
Willie Roof started as a punter. He did. He did

01:29:52.100 --> 01:29:55.260
start as a punter. Willie Roof? Yeah. And then

01:29:55.260 --> 01:29:57.520
he moved on to offensive line. Then they're like,

01:29:57.619 --> 01:29:59.939
this guy's pretty damn good. He was a punter.

01:29:59.939 --> 01:30:03.199
You can look it up. Yep. Didn't catch on as a

01:30:03.199 --> 01:30:05.960
punter. Well, anyhow, Sean Iver was – he was

01:30:05.960 --> 01:30:08.420
famous and Peterson were famous for liking –

01:30:08.420 --> 01:30:11.439
if they look good in their underwear. If there's

01:30:11.439 --> 01:30:13.359
a restroom right over here on this side, is it

01:30:13.359 --> 01:30:15.319
the only one all the way down here? All the way

01:30:15.319 --> 01:30:17.319
down or there's one inside the Steamboat Arabia?

01:30:17.539 --> 01:30:19.520
Oh, actually, there's another one over there

01:30:19.520 --> 01:30:21.979
on the other side of Pigwich. If you go straight

01:30:21.979 --> 01:30:25.149
in there. I was just – Yeah, there's like a visitor

01:30:25.149 --> 01:30:28.250
center there. Yeah, that's actually the cleanest

01:30:28.250 --> 01:30:29.489
one. Yeah, that is actually the cleaner one.

01:30:29.489 --> 01:30:32.689
They actually keep tabs on that one. Yeah, this

01:30:32.689 --> 01:30:35.630
one down here. Oh, God, there's always some homeless

01:30:35.630 --> 01:30:39.069
slug in there. Well, they remodeled the one inside

01:30:39.069 --> 01:30:40.890
the steam bug. Oh, did they? I didn't know there

01:30:40.890 --> 01:30:43.229
was one down there. Yeah, there's one if you

01:30:43.229 --> 01:30:46.039
go out Pigwitch back door. It's right there in

01:30:46.039 --> 01:30:47.619
the hallway. It's just over there. Yeah, there's

01:30:47.619 --> 01:30:49.979
like the pictures of the area and the maps and

01:30:49.979 --> 01:30:51.399
stuff. Yeah, there's a couple restrooms there.

01:30:51.520 --> 01:30:54.340
Yeah, it's just like right on this side of Enzo.

01:30:54.619 --> 01:31:01.859
Oh, okay. Yeah, you know what? I think we're

01:31:01.859 --> 01:31:03.760
going to have a pretty good season. The biggest

01:31:03.760 --> 01:31:07.520
problem I see is our schedule again. Our schedule

01:31:07.520 --> 01:31:11.899
is not... I think they've released the opponents.

01:31:12.000 --> 01:31:15.119
The opponents, not the days. And the opponents

01:31:15.119 --> 01:31:18.180
are, oh, my God, man. Pretty tough. It's as bad

01:31:18.180 --> 01:31:21.460
as last year. Yeah. I'll have to look at that.

01:31:21.539 --> 01:31:23.960
I haven't seen anybody. Oh, it's horrible. So

01:31:23.960 --> 01:31:26.140
let me guess. We got everybody that was in the

01:31:26.140 --> 01:31:28.460
playoffs. Yeah, yeah. Pretty much, yeah. Yeah,

01:31:28.500 --> 01:31:31.220
we're number nine pick, and we have that schedule.

01:31:34.029 --> 01:31:35.949
All right, well, we'll just have to kick everybody's

01:31:35.949 --> 01:31:39.130
ass again. I guess so. I say go look at the Bills

01:31:39.130 --> 01:31:41.670
and see their schedule. Yeah. Yeah, you know,

01:31:41.689 --> 01:31:43.989
look at one of the teams that made it and see

01:31:43.989 --> 01:31:47.569
their schedule. I bet you New England's isn't

01:31:47.569 --> 01:31:50.529
that tough. Oh. Yeah. Well, it was never even

01:31:50.529 --> 01:31:52.909
that tough when we won against Brady. No, I know.

01:31:53.010 --> 01:31:55.409
No, they always had an easy walk in their division.

01:31:55.670 --> 01:31:58.250
Oh, yeah, back then. Shoot, that was the easiest

01:31:58.250 --> 01:32:01.510
division there was. Oh, Buffalo was pretty much

01:32:01.510 --> 01:32:05.569
a floor mat, and so was... So right there, there

01:32:05.569 --> 01:32:09.289
was already, what, eight, nine wins already.

01:32:09.689 --> 01:32:11.750
Yeah, that was nine wins just in their division,

01:32:11.789 --> 01:32:14.149
eight wins. Yeah, because you had Bills, what,

01:32:14.250 --> 01:32:16.890
the Jets were in there. Jets are terrible. The

01:32:16.890 --> 01:32:20.750
Bills, the Jets. Patriots. The Patriots, yeah.

01:32:22.039 --> 01:32:25.279
And the Dolphins, no. They used to be. The Dolphins.

01:32:25.279 --> 01:32:29.260
Yeah, the Colts got moved out to the AFC South.

01:32:29.680 --> 01:32:31.819
No, it's the South here. No, the South. Yeah,

01:32:31.880 --> 01:32:34.939
AFC South. I'm curious on how the Dolphins are

01:32:34.939 --> 01:32:37.899
going to be this year. They have that quarterback,

01:32:38.119 --> 01:32:40.119
that young quarterback they're really high on.

01:32:40.319 --> 01:32:43.520
I can't think of his name. They say they think

01:32:43.520 --> 01:32:45.579
he's all that and then some more, so we'll see.

01:32:46.039 --> 01:32:50.029
Who's the coach now? Who is the coach? I don't

01:32:50.029 --> 01:32:53.289
remember who took the Miami job. Let's see. I

01:32:53.289 --> 01:32:58.350
was thinking about the schedule. You have six

01:32:58.350 --> 01:33:01.390
games guaranteed against your division opponents.

01:33:01.970 --> 01:33:04.750
Which is not going to be easy. Yeah. Even the

01:33:04.750 --> 01:33:07.550
Raiders play us hard. And then every season you

01:33:07.550 --> 01:33:11.550
play a complete AFC division and a complete NFC

01:33:11.550 --> 01:33:14.909
division, which is eight more. So there's 14

01:33:14.909 --> 01:33:18.409
of your games. So there's only three games that

01:33:18.409 --> 01:33:21.329
they can adjust to reflect your schedule. The

01:33:21.329 --> 01:33:26.689
other 14 are already set. Jeff Halfley. Jeff

01:33:26.689 --> 01:33:33.050
Halfley? Oh, yeah. Oh, he was part of the Ravens.

01:33:33.430 --> 01:33:36.029
Ravens, Ravens, yeah. That was at Ravens, wasn't

01:33:36.029 --> 01:33:40.630
it? Was he the offensive? Harbaugh hired most

01:33:40.630 --> 01:33:45.739
of those. Yeah, he did, yeah. I'm telling you,

01:33:45.800 --> 01:33:48.000
I'm going to wrestle and see them with the Giants.

01:33:48.000 --> 01:33:50.579
The Giants are going to not be a block. I really

01:33:50.579 --> 01:33:52.260
think they're going to surprise everybody. They're

01:33:52.260 --> 01:33:53.500
going to play well. I think that's going to be

01:33:53.500 --> 01:33:56.680
that sneaky team that's going to be in the playoffs.

01:33:56.819 --> 01:33:59.340
He's got Jackson Dart and hopefully Scadamon.

01:33:59.619 --> 01:34:01.800
If he's got those two with a decent defense,

01:34:01.920 --> 01:34:03.760
he's going to win half of his games at least,

01:34:03.760 --> 01:34:06.199
if not more. Is it snowing again? Yeah, it's

01:34:06.199 --> 01:34:08.060
supposed to. It's a light snow. What the heck?

01:34:08.220 --> 01:34:10.159
But it's going to warm up later and become rain

01:34:10.159 --> 01:34:14.979
overnight. It's weird just doing a warm -up at

01:34:14.979 --> 01:34:31.779
night. I know. Crazy -ass weather. The Chargers,

01:34:31.939 --> 01:34:34.579
I think we can manhandle them enough. The Broncos,

01:34:34.680 --> 01:34:36.479
I think we can take one game from them. And the

01:34:36.479 --> 01:34:38.460
Raiders, we can take both if we're on a game.

01:34:39.310 --> 01:34:42.170
So I think if we get out of that four and two,

01:34:42.329 --> 01:34:45.029
I would be very happy with that. I would settle

01:34:45.029 --> 01:34:46.989
for three and three, and then we'd play a lot

01:34:46.989 --> 01:34:48.489
of other teams that we could just kick their

01:34:48.489 --> 01:34:56.890
ass. And hopefully they learn from, okay, we

01:34:56.890 --> 01:35:00.310
win a Super Bowl, we still need to prepare for

01:35:00.310 --> 01:35:05.409
the next season. I'll tell you what, the emphasis

01:35:05.409 --> 01:35:08.500
is because this is Kelsey's last year. And they

01:35:08.500 --> 01:35:10.439
want him to go out with a ring, and he wants

01:35:10.439 --> 01:35:11.979
to go out with a ring. And I'm pretty sure that

01:35:11.979 --> 01:35:13.739
was part of the discussion when he came back.

01:35:13.800 --> 01:35:15.760
He said, you know, I kind of like to play, but

01:35:15.760 --> 01:35:18.060
not for nothing. And they're like, well, all

01:35:18.060 --> 01:35:20.439
right, well, what would you like us to do? Now,

01:35:22.579 --> 01:35:25.920
I've been being asked, didn't they give him a

01:35:25.920 --> 01:35:29.300
bunch of money? $12 million with incentives up

01:35:29.300 --> 01:35:32.619
to $15, $16 million, something like that. So

01:35:32.619 --> 01:35:35.760
really, not really. Of course, this does set

01:35:35.760 --> 01:35:38.140
us up for all season long. People are going to

01:35:38.140 --> 01:35:40.760
say, see, they want Kelsey to retire with the

01:35:40.760 --> 01:35:42.420
ring, so they're going to make the Chiefs win.

01:35:43.060 --> 01:35:46.079
So anytime there's anything questionable, people

01:35:46.079 --> 01:35:48.180
are going to just, see, it's so Kelsey can win

01:35:48.180 --> 01:35:50.619
the Super Bowl. That's going to be the refrain

01:35:50.619 --> 01:35:54.199
because they've set that up as an excuse for

01:35:54.199 --> 01:36:00.199
every team that fails. Yeah, I can hear it now.

01:36:00.439 --> 01:36:02.420
Oh, I can too. Oh, it's fixed, man. They want

01:36:02.420 --> 01:36:05.720
the Chiefs to win. You were telling me that one

01:36:05.720 --> 01:36:10.619
time, wasn't the something? Oh, man, what was

01:36:10.619 --> 01:36:13.000
it? We were talking about this, and you said

01:36:13.000 --> 01:36:16.439
that the league or something with the fans, they

01:36:16.439 --> 01:36:22.020
made it where it's an entertainment. Yeah, it

01:36:22.020 --> 01:36:23.880
is an entertainment league instead of a sports

01:36:23.880 --> 01:36:26.159
league. It's the same league as the WWE. It's

01:36:26.159 --> 01:36:28.020
the same classification, sports entertainment.

01:36:28.649 --> 01:36:32.550
not actual sports. Yeah. So they can rig a game

01:36:32.550 --> 01:36:35.789
and not get sued. So like the PGA Tour can't

01:36:35.789 --> 01:36:38.289
fix anything without getting sued. Yeah. But

01:36:38.289 --> 01:36:40.510
the NFL can because they're entertainment. There's

01:36:40.510 --> 01:36:43.050
definitions. Just like Hollywood. Yeah. And that's

01:36:43.050 --> 01:36:45.789
why wrestling changed a long time ago. Well,

01:36:45.810 --> 01:36:49.489
you know, that being said, though, too, if the

01:36:49.489 --> 01:36:52.090
NFL was on that, then, you know, probably MLB,

01:36:52.189 --> 01:36:55.579
well, basketball, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

01:36:55.579 --> 01:36:57.819
there are some good books written on basketball

01:36:57.819 --> 01:37:00.079
rigging their games. They might be the worst.

01:37:00.380 --> 01:37:03.979
Did you see the Epstein email about the Chiefs?

01:37:04.119 --> 01:37:08.079
No. There was an email from Epstein to, I think,

01:37:08.079 --> 01:37:11.239
someone in the NFL League office saying, you

01:37:11.239 --> 01:37:13.399
know, complaining about the outcome of a game

01:37:13.399 --> 01:37:15.880
and the way the call went. He said, what the

01:37:15.880 --> 01:37:18.380
hell are you doing over there? We need the Chiefs

01:37:18.380 --> 01:37:22.729
to win so Vaccine Boy can be. You know, be popular.

01:37:22.909 --> 01:37:25.369
Kelsey. Remember when Kelsey was doing all those

01:37:25.369 --> 01:37:27.850
vaccine commercials? He did the double fucking

01:37:27.850 --> 01:37:31.229
bandage. So there's an Epstein email saying,

01:37:31.449 --> 01:37:33.810
no, no, no. Remember, the Chiefs are supposed

01:37:33.810 --> 01:37:37.470
to win, so vaccine boy gets real popular. Really?

01:37:37.550 --> 01:37:40.550
So the implication is they're making the Chiefs

01:37:40.550 --> 01:37:45.470
win so we'd all get vaccinated. Which would tell

01:37:45.470 --> 01:37:48.670
me how useless and worthless the NFL is, if that

01:37:48.670 --> 01:37:51.010
were true. If that's true, which I don't believe

01:37:51.010 --> 01:37:54.430
it, if that's true, then yeah. It was probably

01:37:54.430 --> 01:37:56.689
some Raiders fan that typed that up. Oh, I'm

01:37:56.689 --> 01:38:01.670
sure. All the stuff that's redacted, left out,

01:38:01.789 --> 01:38:03.989
taken out, scratched out, I don't believe a fucking

01:38:03.989 --> 01:38:06.649
thing on it right now. No, the only thing I believe

01:38:06.649 --> 01:38:08.470
is Bill Clinton was there probably 30 fucking

01:38:08.470 --> 01:38:14.670
times. I believe that. Obama was there a lot

01:38:14.670 --> 01:38:21.859
too. No arrests. No arrests? Oh, there's a big

01:38:21.859 --> 01:38:24.760
sign on State Line, State Line and Blue Ridge.

01:38:24.960 --> 01:38:27.960
There's a big sign that's on one of those little

01:38:27.960 --> 01:38:30.840
electric boxes that says, release all of the

01:38:30.840 --> 01:38:33.600
Epstein files now and prosecute. Really? It's

01:38:33.600 --> 01:38:35.619
a huge sign, yeah. Yeah, that's how it should

01:38:35.619 --> 01:38:38.340
be. It should be. I love the fact that the people

01:38:38.340 --> 01:38:40.439
are revolting. They're like, no, we want names

01:38:40.439 --> 01:38:42.939
and we want to prosecute them. That's how it

01:38:42.939 --> 01:38:45.319
should be. No, it won't happen. It's a gentleman's

01:38:45.319 --> 01:38:49.359
agreement. rat each other out for votes. That's

01:38:49.359 --> 01:38:52.979
one thing I've learned from my life as I got

01:38:52.979 --> 01:38:58.939
older. Any kind of Republican, Democrat, they're

01:38:58.939 --> 01:39:01.460
all crooked. They're all crooks. And they're

01:39:01.460 --> 01:39:04.079
all helping each other stay in the system. Exactly.

01:39:04.340 --> 01:39:07.760
It's organized crime. It is. It is. But it's

01:39:07.760 --> 01:39:10.979
legal for them to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyone

01:39:10.979 --> 01:39:13.979
else wants their cut? Oh, no. No, no, no, no,

01:39:13.979 --> 01:39:17.720
no. Yeah. I was telling my dad this the other

01:39:17.720 --> 01:39:21.399
day. It's like, you know, you guys, I'm pretty

01:39:21.399 --> 01:39:23.439
sure you guys work at places where you don't

01:39:23.439 --> 01:39:26.220
like certain people or a boss or whatever. Oh,

01:39:26.239 --> 01:39:28.750
all the time. Right now. Yeah. Well, all these

01:39:28.750 --> 01:39:31.289
Congress people, you know, the president, that's

01:39:31.289 --> 01:39:33.829
the boss. Won't they do what they, you know,

01:39:33.850 --> 01:39:36.329
what he has to say? But no, instead they're arguing,

01:39:36.390 --> 01:39:39.189
no, we're against that, no. Nobody gets along

01:39:39.189 --> 01:39:42.250
with nobody. I thought this for a long time.

01:39:42.289 --> 01:39:44.710
I'm pretty sure it's true now. They have a gentleman's

01:39:44.710 --> 01:39:47.229
agreement. It's like, to harvest votes, you can

01:39:47.229 --> 01:39:50.630
rat me out, but you do not prosecute. Yeah. So

01:39:50.630 --> 01:39:53.210
you can tell on anybody. That's fine. That's

01:39:53.210 --> 01:39:56.739
within bounds. But prosecuting, no. You know,

01:39:56.739 --> 01:39:59.960
if they don't prosecute Tim Walz, the governor

01:39:59.960 --> 01:40:03.579
of Minnesota, if they don't prosecute him, then...

01:40:03.579 --> 01:40:07.180
Oh, Walz? Yeah. I mean, whatever, you know, if

01:40:07.180 --> 01:40:10.279
that is. But it's the fact of the matter is Epstein

01:40:10.279 --> 01:40:14.600
got caught. All these emails and everything,

01:40:14.760 --> 01:40:17.640
it's right there in plain sight. So it's like...

01:40:18.859 --> 01:40:22.079
Okay, the guy that's holding all of our information

01:40:22.079 --> 01:40:26.699
just got caught. I want to know this. Who had

01:40:26.699 --> 01:40:29.600
Epstein doing this? They were honeypotting him.

01:40:29.739 --> 01:40:33.119
They had stuff on everybody so they could get

01:40:33.119 --> 01:40:37.020
what they need to. Supposedly he was an Assad

01:40:37.020 --> 01:40:43.439
agent from Israel. Okay, bye. Yeah, he definitely

01:40:43.439 --> 01:40:45.649
wasn't working for himself. No, no, no. He had

01:40:45.649 --> 01:40:47.270
way too many resources. Someone had him doing

01:40:47.270 --> 01:40:52.369
that. Epstein was kind of like the, well, I don't

01:40:52.369 --> 01:40:55.529
know. I'm not 100%, but I feel like Weinstein,

01:40:55.869 --> 01:40:59.789
the P. Diddy, Epstein, it's all one. All connected.

01:41:00.069 --> 01:41:03.909
It's all connected. I mean, P. Diddy is just

01:41:03.909 --> 01:41:06.170
a branch off of what Epstein. Just a part of

01:41:06.170 --> 01:41:08.649
it, yeah. Well, and that's a whole other story.

01:41:08.710 --> 01:41:11.010
It's Hollywood and the actors. Oh, those folks,

01:41:11.029 --> 01:41:15.680
yeah. Yeah. Everything that's going on with Epstein,

01:41:15.760 --> 01:41:19.180
that's what all these producers and all those

01:41:19.180 --> 01:41:22.359
directors. And all the conspiracy theorists were

01:41:22.359 --> 01:41:25.260
right. Yeah. I heard this for years about this

01:41:25.260 --> 01:41:28.939
big pedophile ring, satanic ritual abuse and

01:41:28.939 --> 01:41:32.460
sacrifices. I was talking with somebody not too

01:41:32.460 --> 01:41:37.500
long ago. It goes back to Marilyn Monroe. Yeah.

01:41:37.560 --> 01:41:41.640
That was all one of those mystery, like how she

01:41:41.640 --> 01:41:46.590
died. Who was the original Superman? Oh, Reeves.

01:41:46.630 --> 01:41:49.529
George Reeves. George Reeves. Yeah, that's another

01:41:49.529 --> 01:41:53.529
one. He mysteriously died somehow. Both of them

01:41:53.529 --> 01:41:57.189
were suicide. Both of them were suicide. Now

01:41:57.189 --> 01:41:59.789
it's all kind of like, okay, hey, this is kind

01:41:59.789 --> 01:42:02.010
of what's all coming out now about all these.

01:42:02.069 --> 01:42:04.409
All of these guys were supposed to, all the way

01:42:04.409 --> 01:42:07.550
to Chris Cornell, were supposed to rat out this

01:42:07.550 --> 01:42:10.659
ring, this Pev following. Chris Cornell is writing

01:42:10.659 --> 01:42:13.420
a book about this. Soundgarden. Yeah, Soundgarden.

01:42:13.500 --> 01:42:15.880
And there's something about the significance

01:42:15.880 --> 01:42:19.140
of the black tie that they use. It's supposedly

01:42:19.140 --> 01:42:21.500
sending a message to anyone else that wants to

01:42:21.500 --> 01:42:25.039
do it. You hang yourself with a black tie, like

01:42:25.039 --> 01:42:28.460
Epstein supposedly did, like Chris Cornell supposedly

01:42:28.460 --> 01:42:30.560
did. There's a lot of other famous ones, too,

01:42:30.619 --> 01:42:33.279
that supposedly did it like that. That is a message

01:42:33.279 --> 01:42:36.420
to the rest of them saying, this will happen

01:42:36.420 --> 01:42:40.199
to you if you rat us out. Well, another one is

01:42:40.199 --> 01:42:44.500
Prince. I think Prince had a lot of, because

01:42:44.500 --> 01:42:46.939
he's another one. Yeah, I've heard that. I never

01:42:46.939 --> 01:42:49.380
read up on it, but I've heard that, yeah. And

01:42:49.380 --> 01:42:52.560
now it's starting to, I've been seeing a lot,

01:42:52.600 --> 01:42:54.800
too, now it's coming out that Michael Jackson.

01:42:55.020 --> 01:42:57.500
Yes, he was actually protecting children. Yeah.

01:42:58.039 --> 01:43:00.579
And that's why they set him up to take the fall.

01:43:00.840 --> 01:43:02.760
Yeah. And it's weird. There's one of the songs,

01:43:02.979 --> 01:43:05.260
I can't remember. He was telling people that

01:43:05.260 --> 01:43:06.880
he was going to be murdered, actually. Yeah.

01:43:08.399 --> 01:43:10.380
And then you can get into the whole Red Shoes

01:43:10.380 --> 01:43:14.920
Society. Oh, yes! Red Shoes? Go ahead. Yeah,

01:43:14.960 --> 01:43:17.300
well, Red Shoes, you can find it all over the

01:43:17.300 --> 01:43:19.420
internet. There's a whole bunch of entertainers

01:43:19.420 --> 01:43:21.220
and celebrities together showing off their red

01:43:21.220 --> 01:43:26.920
shoes. Okay. And they are, according to the theory,

01:43:27.060 --> 01:43:29.960
those are made from the skin of children that

01:43:29.960 --> 01:43:31.460
they've sacrificed. Oh, yeah, I've been hearing

01:43:31.460 --> 01:43:35.239
all the stuff. Also, this. Yeah, the little hard

01:43:35.239 --> 01:43:38.380
hand things. Yeah. It has always meant that.

01:43:38.420 --> 01:43:40.500
This made you like little boys. Or the triangle

01:43:40.500 --> 01:43:42.039
one. Or the triangle one. But you have the heart

01:43:42.039 --> 01:43:44.420
hands that they introduced. It has always meant

01:43:44.420 --> 01:43:46.680
that you're into little girls. Actually, yeah,

01:43:46.800 --> 01:43:50.079
yeah. This is girls. This is boys. And you see

01:43:50.079 --> 01:43:54.539
prominent people do this all the time. And they

01:43:54.539 --> 01:43:56.579
wanted to hide in plain sight, so they introduced

01:43:56.579 --> 01:43:58.960
it as a fad that everyone did and took pictures

01:43:58.960 --> 01:44:01.880
of. Well, that's like the pizza thing. Pizza

01:44:01.880 --> 01:44:03.899
parties. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pizza parties where

01:44:03.899 --> 01:44:07.649
female hot dogs met little boys. Yeah, they've

01:44:07.649 --> 01:44:09.390
been hiding in plain sight for a long time. Yeah,

01:44:09.489 --> 01:44:12.310
they developed this so they have the ability

01:44:12.310 --> 01:44:17.430
to do this in front of everyone. And only certain

01:44:17.430 --> 01:44:20.369
people know what they meant, and everyone else

01:44:20.369 --> 01:44:22.470
like us didn't. We're just like, oh, okay, they're

01:44:22.470 --> 01:44:25.609
saying I love you. It's like, remember when Snoop

01:44:25.609 --> 01:44:27.810
Dogg went up on some award show and did the Crip

01:44:27.810 --> 01:44:30.920
Walk? I don't know what that looks like, so it

01:44:30.920 --> 01:44:32.899
would have been blown right past me. But secret

01:44:32.899 --> 01:44:35.899
signals like that have been around for centuries.

01:44:36.760 --> 01:44:39.140
All right, well, we've got to wrap this up. Hey,

01:44:39.260 --> 01:44:41.439
good talking to you. Nice seeing you guys. Thanks

01:44:41.439 --> 01:44:46.380
for stopping by. But, you know, he did the crip

01:44:46.380 --> 01:44:48.680
walk as a secret message to all his buds, and

01:44:48.680 --> 01:44:50.520
we just happened to know about it mostly. But

01:44:50.520 --> 01:44:52.840
half of what you see out there, remember Johnny

01:44:52.840 --> 01:44:55.159
Carson on a show? He'd stop for a minute and

01:44:55.159 --> 01:44:57.510
then wipe his nose. That was a signal meaning,

01:44:57.630 --> 01:45:00.069
you know, I want more Coke. Get the Coke ready

01:45:00.069 --> 01:45:01.550
for the next commercial break. Oh, I didn't know

01:45:01.550 --> 01:45:03.770
that. Yeah, he and Ed McMahon snorted Coke on

01:45:03.770 --> 01:45:07.310
every commercial break. And that was a Ziggy.

01:45:07.310 --> 01:45:09.229
That was a signal. And it was a way to tell people

01:45:09.229 --> 01:45:11.810
who might be watching, I'm into Coke. So if you

01:45:11.810 --> 01:45:13.949
want to get to know me, bring me some Coke. Ah,

01:45:14.149 --> 01:45:16.750
okay. All right, how long we have? Hang on a

01:45:16.750 --> 01:45:25.189
second. Okay. Okay. don't know where we're at

01:45:25.189 --> 01:45:27.789
we don't give a shit we gotta go so everybody's

01:45:27.789 --> 01:45:30.229
cold yes thank you everybody for listening we

01:45:30.229 --> 01:45:32.930
appreciate it you guys are listening in droves

01:45:32.930 --> 01:45:35.329
and numbers because people like you are giving

01:45:35.329 --> 01:45:37.710
a shit and telling other people and that being

01:45:37.710 --> 01:45:39.569
said all of you go fuck yourself