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Hey there, my little sorghum chewers. It's time

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for another edition of Dive Bar Man Codes. And

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here we go. Number one, the stickier the floor,

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the stronger the drinks. You do not ask what's

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in the well liquor. You accept it. If the bartender

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calls you hun, you're safe. Cash is king. Cards.

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are suspicious. The quiet guy at the end of the

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bar knows everything. You're not regulars. You

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do not ask questions. If the jukebox is present,

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you must be used responsibly. Never play more

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than two songs in a row. Touching the jukebox

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after midnight is a bold move and should probably

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not happen. You are listening to Two Douchebags

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and Microphone. Alternate universe edition. The

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alternate douchebags pledge. Turn up the show

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and scream obscenities while flapping your arms

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like a chicken. That's it. We keep it simple

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in this universe. Three, two, one, and go. Two

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douchebags and a microphone? We don't stand behind

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our journalistic integrity. Go ahead and assume

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we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will

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lie if it makes the story better. Two douchebags

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and a microphone? Two douchebags and a microphone

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invade your ear holes in... Hey! Who took a dump

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in the cooler? Hey everybody, this is Uncle Rob.

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I'm going to give you some tips for life. Your

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mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and

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struck oil. Hey there. We all have those annoying

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co -workers that do nothing. There's nothing

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we can do about it because HR departments are

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running scared of lawyers. So we have to work

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with these workless pieces of garbage. But we

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have to communicate about them without them knowing

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about it. Here at Two Douchebags Microphone,

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we developed a way that you can speak about them

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right in front of them. Without them knowing

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about it. Stay tuned. Cordless only works 40

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minutes. E .T. always wants to go home. Kit Kat

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always taking a break. Muffler always exhausted.

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Seaweed floats around all day. Sensor light only

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works when someone walks by. Wheelbarrow only

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works when pushed. Have you ever wondered what

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something is about? Have you ever looked at something

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and said, Hey, I wonder what the origin of that

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is? Well, so have we. That's why we give you

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The Origin Of. This is the story of Dr. Pepper.

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Originally made in Morrison's Old Corner Drugstore

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in Waco, Texas, the drink's unique flavor was

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a hit when it was first sold in 1885. Wade Morrison,

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the drugstore owner, named it Dr. Pepper. After

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Dr. Charles Pepper, a Virginia doctor who the

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father of a girl, Morrison he was once in love

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with. You can still go to the Dr. Pepper Museum

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and still purchase the original formula with

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pure artesian well water and pure cane sugar.

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It's quite a treat if you're into Dr. Pepper.

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Now I did it right. Okay, this is Two Douchebags

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Microphone, the alternate universe edition. So

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happy to be here in the alternate universe today.

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Me too. What universe did we decide to call this?

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Was it Fleemanoid? Yeah, something like that.

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Fleemanoid, yeah. If I say it wrong, we won't

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ever get back. We did a poll, and people liked

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Fleemanoid better. It was almost like 85 % of

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people liked that name better than Dipshitville

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and Assholicus. And don't forget, Fleemanoid

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is spelled with three sevens and a silent Q.

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Yes, so, I mean, if someone corrects you, don't

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be surprised. So, people are very, very, they're

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precise about fleeting knowledge. Yeah. Which

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they should be. Yeah. It's a great name like

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that. It's a proud alternate universe. It is,

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very much so. Oh, and here comes our food. I've

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got the goods. Thank you. You're welcome. Yum,

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yum, yum. All right. It's kind of slow today

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for being St. Patty's Day. Yeah, people are getting

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ready to go to the parade and doing all that

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stuff. And I had a couple drinkers in here this

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morning. Okay. Day drinkers, yeah. They started

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out down there, and now they're down there? They

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had to pregame, and then, yeah. Might get it

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after, too. I don't know how long the parade

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lasts, but. Okay. I'm not even sure when it starts.

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Yeah, I bet you it will. Yeah, I'm not sure either.

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Me neither. Is it going on right now? I think

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it's going on now, because there was a couple

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in here earlier that were headed to it. Oh, okay.

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So, I think probably like 12 o 'clock. Okay.

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They used to start it pretty early in the morning,

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but I think they just moved it later in the game.

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You see, I'm used to, like, the Chiefs parades,

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they start down here. The St. Paddy's Day does

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not. We were busy Saturday. I was surprised.

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That's when a lot of people were celebrating

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the St. Paddy's Day on Saturday. Oh, because

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a lot of people don't have a day off. And it's

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the next Saturday parade, so that was going on.

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Oh, yeah, that's right. And we have the current

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game. Saturday was a good day. That's good to

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hear. City Market Coffee, best coffee in the

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world. Not just Kansas City, the world. And even

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in the alternate universe. Yes, and their food

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is pretty damn righteous too. And even in the

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alternate universe one, that's this podcast right

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here. Appreciate it. Thank you. You remember

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when Mike Murphy was on the radio in Kansas City?

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Yeah. I think he was the one who started. the

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St. Patrick's Day parade and turned it into what

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it is right now. He probably did. Yeah. I mean,

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for a lot of his stuff, I mean, he was kind of

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like a name -dropper type of guy and all that.

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People liked to make fun of him and stuff. But,

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I mean, he really wasn't that funny. No, he really

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wasn't. Yeah. My parents liked him, which kind

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of tells you what... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank

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you so much. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. The older

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people grew up with him, kind of like Walt Bodine.

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Walt Bodine was not funny. No. But, I mean, people

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knew him. And for the most of his career, he

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was pretty interesting. Mm -hmm. He didn't need

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to be funny. Uh -uh. Mike Murphy was, uh, he

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was more like a, oh, no, a conspiracy almost.

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Yeah. He did a lot of, like, UFO stuff. He did.

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Yeah. And it was interesting that it was an AM

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morning show, an AM radio station morning show

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for the drive time. FM was still kind of out

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there. Most people didn't have FM radios. People

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are still afraid of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's

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right. Let's see. So, and another thing that

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just I was reminded of the other day. You know,

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AM radio was huge even in the 90s with like Rush

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Limbaugh and... Michael Savage. Jim Rohn. Jim

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Rohn, yeah. All the sports talk. Yeah. Gonna

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hurt to believe that it's where it's at now.

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Yeah. Which is almost nothing. Yeah. But you

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know, the satellite radio really never had a

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chance. Because by the time enough people were

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interested in it, you could already stream music.

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That's the problem. And that's why a lot of people

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jumped off of it. And the money really wasn't

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there anymore. Yeah. The fatal flaw for the satellite

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radio is it was still somebody else programming

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the music, and you had to wait to hear when you

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wanted. When streaming, it's like, I want this

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one, and then within 30 seconds you're hearing

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it. Yeah, and then if you've got a song you don't

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like, you can take it off and go, I don't want

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to hear this anymore. And then another thing

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about satellite is when they came out, they hired

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a lot of the big slinging guns. That's right.

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I do remember a lot of them moving over to the

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satellite. Yeah, but they've slowly been taking

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him out, taking him out, taking him out. And

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now all they have is Stern, and he's nothing

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like he used to be. I think Miami Steve Van Zandt

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used to have a show on there. I don't think he

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does anymore. No. Tom Morello did. I don't think

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he does anymore. I don't think he does either.

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About the only one that I ever listen to on that

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anymore would be Eddie Trunk. Yeah. and got just

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music. And pretty much you knew that it was never

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going to catch on when Sirius and XM had to merge.

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Yeah, because they were both going bankrupt.

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Yeah. It's like, well, let's all get together

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and make just one company so we're not fighting

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each other. Yeah. And even the Federal Trade

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Commission. didn't care that they had a monopoly

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on satellite radio. Yeah, they're like, what

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monopoly? There's nothing going on. It's like

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old technology. It's like everywhere you turn,

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they were telling people, yeah, this isn't the

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thing to worry about. No. First off, they labeled

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it cable radio at first, and that hurt it considerably

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because when people heard cable, they thought

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that old, really expensive, old model of TV.

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Yeah. with commercials. Thank you. Yep. And really,

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the sound quality really wasn't there for a long

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time. No. I don't know if it still even compares,

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but I remember buying a vehicle and getting a

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free trial of Sirius XM, and the sound quality

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just wasn't very good. No, not at all. It still

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goes out, too. Yeah. It's supposed to not, and

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it's supposed to be worldwide everywhere. No,

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I'll go down to Eureka Springs. There's several

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spots in the hills where I have to wait for it

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to pop back up. So it's no different than, at

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least FM, you can kind of still catch it. It

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might be clicky and muddled, but at least it's

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still there of some capacity. Satellite radio

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just goes away. It's just like, nope. And when

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you get in whatever range again, it pops back

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up. And there's so much more money being put

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into, improving cell phone coverage than there

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is to improving satellite radio coverage. So

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if you can stream, that's always going to be

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a better choice. Well, that's what I was getting

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ready to go into. Spotify? I don't care what

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the hell it is. Where? It'll cover it. Yep. Satellite

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radio? No. So evidently the internet connection

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isn't the problem with satellite radio. It's

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the satellite itself. And some of the streaming

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services have the ability to, wow, their handle

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fell off. Yeah, that's what they said. Some of

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the streaming services, they monitor your position

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of your car with GPS, and if they can tell you're

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heading into an area where you're going to lose

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coverage, they'll download more of the song to

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your car to buffer like about 15, 20 seconds

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worth. So you actually do lose coverage, but

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you're listening to buffered music. Okay. And

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by the time you pop out and get back to coverage,

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you've caught up again and you're listening to

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the streaming. Okay, that makes sense. But it's

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an extra step they take. It's easier and cheaper

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than putting another satellite up. Yeah. It's

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to just say, all right, well, when he's heading

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into this dead area, we'll just load about 30

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seconds of the song onto his radio. I think if

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you switch channels in the middle of that dead

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spot, you'd probably lose it. You're going to

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run. Yeah. But either way, it's a good fix. Yeah,

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no, I like it because you have no idea. Just

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keep going. Everything's fine. Yeah. All right.

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Well. Okay. At some point, we'll have to talk

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a little about a football. A little bit. Okay.

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Well, you want to go through the Justin Fields

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signing? Sure. Okay. Personally, I think I like

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it, and the reason is it's because. You have

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the quarterback whisperer there, Andy Reid. Yep.

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You have a guy with plenty of talent. Yep. That

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was in probably six different systems. Yeah.

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Okay, I think that Andy Reid has a good way of

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settling people down. I do too. I think he's

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very easily and quickly going to turn Justin

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Fields into a good backup. But I think he also

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has the potential with some work from Andy. to

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be the kind of guy who can go in for a three

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or four game stretch if Mahomes can't go. And

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the older Mahomes gets, the more likely that

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is to happen. No, it is, yeah. So having Justin

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Fields there who's, you know, it's one thing

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to trust a guy for a series or two, but for a

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three or four game stretch, I think Justin Fields

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could be that guy. I think so too. Yeah. He's

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obviously not the guy. No. You know what, a lot

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of it is probably because he's a victim of having

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many different coaches and many different systems

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and even teams. But I think he's a guy that can

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be coached enough where three or four games,

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you're all right. Do you know what length of

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contract he signed? No, I have not looked that

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up. It happened last night, and I've had no time

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since then to really look it up. It was just

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a one -year deal? Uh -huh. then it's probably

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pretty likely that at the end of the season,

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well, it was a trade. Yeah. So if it was just

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a one -year deal, then likely at the end of the

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season he'd be traded to somewhere or dropped

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and let go somewhere where he could start. Uh

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-huh. Because a year under Andy Reid is going

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to raise his value with at least some of the

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GMs out there. Well. But if it's a multi -year

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deal, then it looks like they're, giving up on

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their usual strategy of having a wily, crafty

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old veteran as the backup? Because Justin feels

00:14:52.139 --> 00:14:55.440
younger. I think maybe Gardner and Minshew kind

00:14:55.440 --> 00:14:57.960
of swayed him away from that. I guess so. Yeah.

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I think there's something to the fact of someone

00:15:02.720 --> 00:15:04.919
that's already been nurtured and taken care of

00:15:04.919 --> 00:15:07.500
their whole career and coached to where they're

00:15:07.500 --> 00:15:10.679
going to be as to where they could be. The guy

00:15:10.679 --> 00:15:12.860
that's already where he's going to be isn't learning

00:15:12.860 --> 00:15:15.019
anything from the Holmes really. This is true.

00:15:15.179 --> 00:15:19.279
This is true. Justin Fields might learn a lot.

00:15:19.620 --> 00:15:23.379
Yeah, yeah. You've got to figure being around

00:15:23.379 --> 00:15:26.259
that, it's going to rub off. The attitude, the

00:15:26.259 --> 00:15:29.179
skill level, the excitement, the inventiveness.

00:15:29.299 --> 00:15:31.200
You're going to pick something up. And he's young

00:15:31.200 --> 00:15:37.700
enough. Yeah. Yeah. It really seems like, from

00:15:37.700 --> 00:15:39.940
Justin Fields' perspective, there's no downside

00:15:39.940 --> 00:15:42.100
to this whatsoever. Oh, no. Because at the end

00:15:42.100 --> 00:15:45.039
of this coming year, He's going to have a lot

00:15:45.039 --> 00:15:49.039
more value for other teams. I bet you he's happy

00:15:49.039 --> 00:15:52.159
as hell for a lot of reasons. Number one, you

00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:54.440
get to go to the dynasty, the perennial winner.

00:15:56.620 --> 00:16:00.340
Hall of Fame coach, first ballot. Hall of Fame

00:16:00.340 --> 00:16:02.879
quarterback, first ballot. Hall of Fame tight

00:16:02.879 --> 00:16:05.879
end, first ballot. Hall of Fame defensive coordinator,

00:16:06.179 --> 00:16:09.299
first ballot. Yeah. And it's a place where it's

00:16:09.299 --> 00:16:13.139
not all on him all at once. No, no. So it's like.

00:16:13.559 --> 00:16:15.639
Just learn our system. So the pressure's off.

00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:19.519
Yes. And you have Walker III in the backfield.

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And a young offensive line, by the time it's

00:16:23.679 --> 00:16:27.080
all said and done, I'm not sure who all is going

00:16:27.080 --> 00:16:29.299
to be there. But you have a young Josh Simmons

00:16:29.299 --> 00:16:32.519
who's learning. You've got Polay who looked pretty

00:16:32.519 --> 00:16:35.919
good at times. I mean, you have a nucleus of

00:16:35.919 --> 00:16:39.460
something there. And you put in a few key additions,

00:16:39.820 --> 00:16:45.899
then it's going to be okay. So, yeah. So I think

00:16:45.899 --> 00:16:50.120
that him doing this, coming here, is gonna be

00:16:50.120 --> 00:16:51.960
a really good thing for him. And I'll bet you

00:16:51.960 --> 00:16:54.259
anything, when he heard that, he probably, if

00:16:54.259 --> 00:16:55.960
he's got a wife, called her up and go, hey, guess

00:16:55.960 --> 00:16:58.899
where I'm going? Yeah. Or guess where we're going?

00:16:58.980 --> 00:17:02.679
Yeah. Yeah. And I did read last night that Leo

00:17:02.679 --> 00:17:06.319
Chanel is gone. Yeah, he is, damn it. I liked

00:17:06.319 --> 00:17:10.160
him. I did too. He made key plays. The number

00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:13.440
one one was the Baltimore Ravens game that we're

00:17:13.440 --> 00:17:15.160
going to lose because the guy was running in.

00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:18.059
Who was it? The guy just got done taunting him.

00:17:19.019 --> 00:17:21.960
Oh, yeah. He had jumped up and, like, pushed

00:17:21.960 --> 00:17:24.720
him down and pretty much told him, that's what

00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:27.259
you get, boy. Yep. Then when he's at the goal

00:17:27.259 --> 00:17:30.140
line stretching out, Chanel punched that ball

00:17:30.140 --> 00:17:33.519
out. And the funny thing is that Chanel never

00:17:33.519 --> 00:17:35.880
said a thing to him. No. He just kind of like,

00:17:35.900 --> 00:17:39.940
that's what I do. Yep. You mouthed off. I win

00:17:39.940 --> 00:17:41.559
fucking games. Because you know everybody else

00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:42.940
is going to run up and tell him, hey, that's

00:17:42.940 --> 00:17:46.079
the guy you taunted. So the word will get there.

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I bet you John Harbaugh fucking chewed his ass

00:17:48.819 --> 00:17:51.460
for hours after that, wouldn't you? I would,

00:17:51.519 --> 00:17:53.799
yeah. You don't stir something up in the other

00:17:53.799 --> 00:17:57.539
team. You don't get them all riled up. That was

00:17:57.539 --> 00:18:03.640
just bad for them all the way around. I think

00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:07.400
Andy continues to be the kind of coach that if

00:18:07.400 --> 00:18:10.369
he's got a player, that you can afford to do

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without and the player has an opportunity to

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do better somewhere else, he'll let them go.

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Yeah. And that comes back to the Chiefs because

00:18:19.130 --> 00:18:21.730
players are more likely to come here if they

00:18:21.730 --> 00:18:23.509
think this isn't going to be the end for me.

00:18:23.750 --> 00:18:25.769
Yeah. Maybe I can go there for a couple, three

00:18:25.769 --> 00:18:30.569
years and go somewhere else. I've got a question

00:18:30.569 --> 00:18:33.369
for you along those lines. Yeah. Okay. Baltimore

00:18:33.369 --> 00:18:35.490
Ravens and they're backing out of Max Crosby.

00:18:35.630 --> 00:18:40.250
Mm -hmm. How's that look? Forgive me. Players

00:18:40.250 --> 00:18:42.250
are going to go, I don't want to go there. I

00:18:42.250 --> 00:18:44.410
don't want to go there. They screwed him over

00:18:44.410 --> 00:18:49.569
big time. They really kind of did. Yep. As most

00:18:49.569 --> 00:18:51.789
people know, in the NFL, if they want you on

00:18:51.789 --> 00:18:54.049
the team, they'll find a way to make you pass

00:18:54.049 --> 00:18:56.589
the physical. And if they don't want you, they'll

00:18:56.589 --> 00:18:58.670
find a way to fail you on your physical. Well,

00:18:58.710 --> 00:19:00.369
when they found out they could sign Hendrickson,

00:19:00.390 --> 00:19:03.430
that was it. Yeah. So I think it was kind of

00:19:03.430 --> 00:19:07.160
clearly a case of. You were settling for your

00:19:07.160 --> 00:19:09.519
second choice, and then your first choice comes

00:19:09.519 --> 00:19:11.720
available, so you dump the one you were already

00:19:11.720 --> 00:19:13.099
paying. Well, they didn't have to give up anything.

00:19:13.299 --> 00:19:15.740
All they had to do was sign it. Yeah. That was

00:19:15.740 --> 00:19:19.539
the thing. Yeah. Now, I think most teams know

00:19:19.539 --> 00:19:21.420
that there really isn't anything wrong with Max

00:19:21.420 --> 00:19:24.000
Crosby. It was just a way to get out of the deal.

00:19:24.660 --> 00:19:26.440
And that's what they're saying, too. All the

00:19:26.440 --> 00:19:28.839
NFL pretty much is saying that one's dirty. Yeah.

00:19:29.759 --> 00:19:33.210
So he's going to be. extra fired up to play against

00:19:33.210 --> 00:19:35.369
the Ravens anytime he has a chance. Oh, yeah.

00:19:36.250 --> 00:19:38.529
Yep. The thing that sucks is he's still in our

00:19:38.529 --> 00:19:42.650
division, hasn't now. And we're not getting him.

00:19:42.690 --> 00:19:44.609
That's not our – I hear all these people going,

00:19:44.670 --> 00:19:47.450
sign him. That's not what we do. No, we don't

00:19:47.450 --> 00:19:49.730
pay for our defensive people. We only pay for

00:19:49.730 --> 00:19:53.349
Chris Jones, Carl Loftus. Only certain ones that

00:19:53.349 --> 00:19:56.109
we think are the key opponents. Yeah. Other than

00:19:56.109 --> 00:19:58.589
that, the cornerbacks, the safeties, even the

00:19:58.589 --> 00:20:00.970
defensive ends. We don't pay for them. We just

00:20:00.970 --> 00:20:03.230
go ahead and draft them. They let Frank Clark

00:20:03.230 --> 00:20:05.670
go. Yeah, that's true. And everybody was mad

00:20:05.670 --> 00:20:08.049
about that. Everybody was all up in arms. And

00:20:08.049 --> 00:20:10.289
our defense actually got statistically better,

00:20:10.430 --> 00:20:14.170
which is insane because Frank Clark was so good.

00:20:14.369 --> 00:20:16.349
But they figured it out. They're like, this guy's

00:20:16.349 --> 00:20:18.809
getting older. And when he moved on back to Seattle,

00:20:18.970 --> 00:20:23.589
he wasn't productive. He wasn't nearly. No. Of

00:20:23.589 --> 00:20:25.990
course, changing system has part to do with that.

00:20:26.329 --> 00:20:29.529
Yeah, but, I mean, they identified. A player

00:20:29.529 --> 00:20:33.730
getting old on the vine. Yeah. And I think that's

00:20:33.730 --> 00:20:36.390
why you had such a turnaround this year. They

00:20:36.390 --> 00:20:39.650
identified the players. Yeah. Yeah. The ones

00:20:39.650 --> 00:20:42.650
looking tired, the ones looking worn out, the

00:20:42.650 --> 00:20:44.750
ones dragging themselves on and off the field.

00:20:44.869 --> 00:20:46.670
Yeah. And probably the ones that weren't that

00:20:46.670 --> 00:20:49.109
dedicated, too. Yeah. You're not going to hear

00:20:49.109 --> 00:20:52.000
them, but that's what's going on, too. Oh, yeah.

00:20:52.140 --> 00:20:54.259
They're going to be like, well, so -and -so's

00:20:54.259 --> 00:20:55.759
not really – he doesn't act like his heart's

00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:57.380
in it. So they're just like, you know what, let's

00:20:57.380 --> 00:20:59.319
see who will trade for him or let him go, don't

00:20:59.319 --> 00:21:03.500
resign him. Yeah. And do you think Legereus Sneed

00:21:03.500 --> 00:21:06.460
has a shot at getting back with us or not? Because

00:21:06.460 --> 00:21:09.720
he was let go from the Titans. It's important

00:21:09.720 --> 00:21:12.059
to note that he's had legal problems and injuries

00:21:12.059 --> 00:21:14.259
ever since he's left the Chiefs. That's true.

00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:17.380
And there is a league minimum that you can pay

00:21:17.380 --> 00:21:20.339
him. Yes. Based on being a cornerback and his

00:21:20.339 --> 00:21:22.859
number of years in the league, he might not even

00:21:22.859 --> 00:21:24.740
be worth his league minimum. Yeah, because they

00:21:24.740 --> 00:21:26.859
cut him out of his contract to save money. So

00:21:26.859 --> 00:21:29.859
I think whoever picks him up is going to be liable

00:21:29.859 --> 00:21:33.319
for a decent amount. And I think that would prevent

00:21:33.319 --> 00:21:36.339
the Chiefs more than anything. But also the fact

00:21:36.339 --> 00:21:38.720
that I think they identified that he might have

00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:42.119
future legal problems. And that's another reason

00:21:42.119 --> 00:21:43.779
they're like, don't re -sign him. Let's trade

00:21:43.779 --> 00:21:46.400
him. His trade value is high. Get him out of

00:21:46.400 --> 00:21:49.630
here. And it's a good time to do it in Tennessee

00:21:49.630 --> 00:21:53.009
because you're a new coach, new attitude, and

00:21:53.009 --> 00:21:57.190
they changed their logo. Yeah, barely. Yeah,

00:21:57.289 --> 00:21:59.470
it's now just a circle with a T and three stars,

00:21:59.569 --> 00:22:01.410
and the little flamey parts are gone, the dark

00:22:01.410 --> 00:22:03.849
colors are gone. I know, I was just kind of like,

00:22:03.890 --> 00:22:05.289
when I first looked at it, I'm like, what'd they

00:22:05.289 --> 00:22:07.569
change? Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, all right. It's

00:22:07.569 --> 00:22:09.069
like, you know, they acted like it was like a

00:22:09.069 --> 00:22:11.509
whole new makeover, and it's like, that's it?

00:22:12.329 --> 00:22:14.369
Are you sure that's it? Yeah, yeah, that's it.

00:22:14.680 --> 00:22:16.299
It's enough to make people buy new merchandise.

00:22:16.539 --> 00:22:18.799
That's it. That's all they care about. That's

00:22:18.799 --> 00:22:24.680
all they care about. All right. I have a corporate

00:22:24.680 --> 00:22:29.799
spy movie edition of code names for people that

00:22:29.799 --> 00:22:32.440
are worthless at work, but you can't talk about

00:22:32.440 --> 00:22:34.859
them freely in front of them, so you have to

00:22:34.859 --> 00:22:38.279
have code names. So I have a list of code names,

00:22:38.279 --> 00:22:42.059
and this is called the corporate spy movie edition

00:22:42.059 --> 00:22:44.809
of these code names. This will be good. Yeah.

00:22:44.890 --> 00:22:46.829
Oh, yeah. I've got a bunch of these little lists

00:22:46.829 --> 00:22:53.529
here that I got. Okay. Agent 404. I think I have

00:22:53.529 --> 00:22:56.990
an idea on this one. Resource not found. Productivity

00:22:56.990 --> 00:23:02.329
also not found. I love that one. 404 is the famous.

00:23:02.450 --> 00:23:04.869
Anybody that's been on a computer for any amount

00:23:04.869 --> 00:23:07.630
of time at all knows that 404 means you're dicked.

00:23:07.730 --> 00:23:10.539
That's it. You're done. It's like, ugh. Nothing

00:23:10.539 --> 00:23:14.440
here. Yeah. Okay. I've even seen that used as

00:23:14.440 --> 00:23:17.519
a reference in movie and TV shows. They'll show

00:23:17.519 --> 00:23:20.220
you a hotel room and the door number is 404.

00:23:20.460 --> 00:23:22.400
And you think, oh, something bad's going to happen

00:23:22.400 --> 00:23:26.039
in there. No, no, no. It's just like, I don't

00:23:26.039 --> 00:23:27.819
know if the younger folk will know this or not,

00:23:27.920 --> 00:23:31.420
but hotels do not have a 13th floor. No. Because

00:23:31.420 --> 00:23:34.880
for years, fires breaking out were only broke

00:23:34.880 --> 00:23:37.119
out in the 13th floor and many people usually

00:23:37.119 --> 00:23:40.980
died in these fires, in these large. high -rise

00:23:40.980 --> 00:23:44.039
hotels yeah and there is like it went on for

00:23:44.039 --> 00:23:47.059
quite a while late 70s 80s for a while finally

00:23:47.059 --> 00:23:50.440
they quit putting in the 13th floor it stopped

00:23:50.440 --> 00:23:55.440
for whatever reason I know a lot of hotels in

00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:59.759
Vegas over the years they would either have a

00:23:59.759 --> 00:24:03.160
13th floor and it was vacant or they wouldn't

00:24:03.160 --> 00:24:05.420
even have a 13th floor what was actually the

00:24:05.420 --> 00:24:09.119
13th floor they call the 14th Yes, yeah. So that

00:24:09.119 --> 00:24:11.420
way was, you know, it's still the 13th floor.

00:24:11.500 --> 00:24:13.339
You were just calling them. Oh, no, all of them

00:24:13.339 --> 00:24:16.180
do that because I've counted. You know, it's

00:24:16.180 --> 00:24:18.440
easy to count in an elevator, and this one place

00:24:18.440 --> 00:24:22.259
we go to down in Florida, High Rise, it's about

00:24:22.259 --> 00:24:25.980
a 23 -story building. I can count them really

00:24:25.980 --> 00:24:28.279
easily, and it's like we're on the 13th floor,

00:24:28.339 --> 00:24:30.910
but they called it the 14th. Yeah. And I was

00:24:30.910 --> 00:24:33.430
like, okay, I get it now. There's not a boiler

00:24:33.430 --> 00:24:36.289
room there or nothing. No, it is actually, it's

00:24:36.289 --> 00:24:39.369
the 13th floor, but they don't label it as such.

00:24:39.529 --> 00:24:47.829
So the next one, the placeholder. So the title

00:24:47.829 --> 00:24:51.450
here would be temporarily here since 2017 when

00:24:51.450 --> 00:24:56.250
they got hired or whatever. So next one would

00:24:56.250 --> 00:25:02.470
be Operation Deadweight. The mission to contribute

00:25:02.470 --> 00:25:10.390
nothing. I like that one. Yeah, when I saw the

00:25:10.390 --> 00:25:12.430
corporate edition online, the corporate spy movie

00:25:12.430 --> 00:25:14.549
edition, I'm like, okay, this is going to be

00:25:14.549 --> 00:25:17.829
worth looking at. And like all of them, some

00:25:17.829 --> 00:25:20.190
of them are great, some of them are fair. But

00:25:20.190 --> 00:25:22.230
you know what? We're going to go through them

00:25:22.230 --> 00:25:25.029
anyhow, right? It looks like you found something

00:25:25.029 --> 00:25:30.720
already. Go ahead. It's vaporware. Vaporware.

00:25:30.920 --> 00:25:33.140
Yeah. It's an employee that just doesn't show

00:25:33.140 --> 00:25:38.099
up most of the time. Yeah. You hire them and

00:25:38.099 --> 00:25:41.460
they're gone more than they're theirs. Or another

00:25:41.460 --> 00:25:45.059
movie, you can put it to MIA. Yeah. Missing Action.

00:25:45.339 --> 00:25:51.359
Yeah. Vaporware. How about The Human CC? Oh,

00:25:51.359 --> 00:25:54.819
yeah. Yeah. Present in every email but adds nothing.

00:25:55.610 --> 00:25:58.029
In other words, color copy. You know, whenever

00:25:58.029 --> 00:26:00.430
you're on an email and it says CC color copy,

00:26:00.589 --> 00:26:02.990
then that means that it's to go to that person.

00:26:03.609 --> 00:26:05.789
Yeah, and I know a lot of people like that too.

00:26:05.829 --> 00:26:07.710
Their name's everywhere, but you don't see them

00:26:07.710 --> 00:26:09.329
ever doing anything. It's like, how did they

00:26:09.329 --> 00:26:12.329
get on this email? Do they have like some sort

00:26:12.329 --> 00:26:14.349
of a program there? Do they have some sort of

00:26:14.349 --> 00:26:16.960
a software that just... automatically throws

00:26:16.960 --> 00:26:19.819
their name on all the emails. It makes you wonder.

00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:21.779
It's like, because they're never busy, how do

00:26:21.779 --> 00:26:23.759
they have time? It doesn't even look like they

00:26:23.759 --> 00:26:25.859
spend enough time to insert their name in an

00:26:25.859 --> 00:26:30.000
email. Yeah. The next one would be agent buffering.

00:26:32.740 --> 00:26:37.000
And still processing simple tasks, of course.

00:26:38.920 --> 00:26:41.140
Oh, I love this next one, and everybody should

00:26:41.140 --> 00:26:46.849
know. The consultant speaks in jargon, Produces

00:26:46.849 --> 00:26:52.049
a lot. Yes. Yep. Oh, yeah. A lot of vague doublespeak.

00:26:52.230 --> 00:26:55.329
Yes. Yep. The ones with the inspirational quotes.

00:26:55.589 --> 00:26:58.529
Yep. Well, you know what they say. And everyone

00:26:58.529 --> 00:27:00.769
by that time already turned their ears off and

00:27:00.769 --> 00:27:05.529
are walking away. Yeah. And it's like, I used

00:27:05.529 --> 00:27:08.309
to always go to people like that. I go, I never

00:27:08.309 --> 00:27:11.609
heard that. Where'd you hear that at? And I'd

00:27:11.609 --> 00:27:13.130
look around and people would join me. They'd

00:27:13.130 --> 00:27:14.950
go, what? What was it? That doesn't make sense.

00:27:15.230 --> 00:27:17.170
Even if it did, you still said, that doesn't

00:27:17.170 --> 00:27:19.630
make a lot of sense. And then if you dissect

00:27:19.630 --> 00:27:22.950
anything, you could pick it apart and make it

00:27:22.950 --> 00:27:27.809
sound horrible. Yep. I remember back in the 90s,

00:27:27.809 --> 00:27:30.490
computers were still fairly simple, especially

00:27:30.490 --> 00:27:33.460
compared to today. Not DOS, but you're talking

00:27:33.460 --> 00:27:37.339
about 95 or something? Yeah. NT? Or earlier than

00:27:37.339 --> 00:27:40.640
that, even DOS computers. Even DOS, okay. It

00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:45.279
was really easy to create a random sentence generator

00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:49.000
because you would give it the parts of a bunch

00:27:49.000 --> 00:27:52.710
of different sentences or a bunch of words. and

00:27:52.710 --> 00:27:55.230
say, okay, this database is full of nouns, this

00:27:55.230 --> 00:27:57.309
database is full of verbs, this one's full of

00:27:57.309 --> 00:27:59.470
adjectives, etc. And then you just write a simple

00:27:59.470 --> 00:28:01.710
program to just pick and choose and put things

00:28:01.710 --> 00:28:05.509
together. And someone came up with one that would

00:28:05.509 --> 00:28:11.329
create papers in business jargon out of just

00:28:11.329 --> 00:28:14.049
random pieces. So no one actually had to write

00:28:14.049 --> 00:28:16.329
this. They just filled it full of business jargon

00:28:16.329 --> 00:28:18.589
words, and the program would assemble this entire

00:28:18.589 --> 00:28:24.579
8 -10 page paper. about something. And none of

00:28:24.579 --> 00:28:26.740
it made any sense. It was all doublespeak and

00:28:26.740 --> 00:28:29.940
confusing and weird. But they submitted it to

00:28:29.940 --> 00:28:33.940
a competition on business reports and they won.

00:28:34.839 --> 00:28:38.740
Because nobody would admit that they didn't understand

00:28:38.740 --> 00:28:41.400
it. Oh, that's funnier than hell. So they just

00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:43.240
voted. It's like, oh, I don't understand this.

00:28:43.279 --> 00:28:45.119
It must be good. So they just voted it the winner.

00:28:47.640 --> 00:28:50.299
See, even these corporate doublespeak guys, they

00:28:50.299 --> 00:28:52.460
know it doesn't mean anything. Oh, no, no, no.

00:28:53.339 --> 00:28:59.259
No, it's like the say -too -much guy. I piss

00:28:59.259 --> 00:29:02.140
Val off all the time. We'll be done with something.

00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:03.859
I'll go, well, I guess that's just the way that's

00:29:03.859 --> 00:29:05.599
going to have to go, just like that, like that.

00:29:05.660 --> 00:29:08.339
It's going to be probably just like that. We're

00:29:08.339 --> 00:29:09.640
just going to leave it right. And she'll just

00:29:09.640 --> 00:29:14.420
go, shut up! Very close to it. Got to have the

00:29:14.420 --> 00:29:16.799
last word guy. Yeah, yes. Well, actually, it's

00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:19.829
the same guy. Yeah. Or gibberish man or something

00:29:19.829 --> 00:29:21.150
like that, you know, where you're just like,

00:29:21.269 --> 00:29:23.730
blah, blah, blah. Or the one that no matter who's

00:29:23.730 --> 00:29:25.690
talking about what, they have to contribute.

00:29:26.450 --> 00:29:29.630
Yes, yeah. They'll run across the room and crash

00:29:29.630 --> 00:29:32.170
your door open in order to contribute to a conversation

00:29:32.170 --> 00:29:33.910
that has nothing to do with them. Yeah, and then

00:29:33.910 --> 00:29:36.069
it's like, what did they even mean? Half the

00:29:36.069 --> 00:29:38.990
time, you know, they misunderstood it or only

00:29:38.990 --> 00:29:42.789
heard half of it. And people are like over there

00:29:42.789 --> 00:29:48.660
going, you know. So, yeah. Yeah, so, all right,

00:29:48.700 --> 00:29:52.880
the next one would be project delay. Wherever

00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:56.359
they go, deadlines follow. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah,

00:29:56.380 --> 00:30:00.319
we know that guy. How about the attache or the

00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:04.140
attachee? Oh. All right. Attached to the team

00:30:04.140 --> 00:30:07.759
but unclear why. We all know those guys. We all

00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:10.839
know those guys. It's like they used to do at

00:30:10.839 --> 00:30:12.980
my old place when they used to send me out of

00:30:12.980 --> 00:30:17.210
town. Yeah. It was worthless. Send them a remark.

00:30:17.849 --> 00:30:20.549
Go send them on the East Coast. Sometimes those

00:30:20.549 --> 00:30:24.089
guys are corporate spies for management. Oh,

00:30:24.089 --> 00:30:27.650
I bet some of them were, yeah. That's why management

00:30:27.650 --> 00:30:33.390
didn't like me. I got to be pretty much the unofficial

00:30:33.390 --> 00:30:36.190
trainer when I worked at the post office. They'd

00:30:36.190 --> 00:30:37.710
get a new employee, they'd send them out with

00:30:37.710 --> 00:30:41.910
me. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I usually made

00:30:41.910 --> 00:30:46.160
for a pretty long day. Oh, I bet. There was one

00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:48.500
person I remember, he seemed to know too much

00:30:48.500 --> 00:30:52.559
already, but he couldn't do the work. He didn't

00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:55.839
know how to walk, but he knew a lot of the terms

00:30:55.839 --> 00:30:59.200
and processes already. Yeah, he screwed up. And

00:30:59.200 --> 00:31:01.400
then he asked a ton of questions that had nothing

00:31:01.400 --> 00:31:03.740
to do with the job, and had nothing to do with

00:31:03.740 --> 00:31:06.680
the culture at work, and how I felt about things.

00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:11.769
It's like, you're a secret shopper. Did you tell

00:31:11.769 --> 00:31:13.890
him that or did you just play? I just started

00:31:13.890 --> 00:31:15.849
playing dumb. Once I figured out who and what

00:31:15.849 --> 00:31:17.970
he was, he was probably a supervisor from Shawnee

00:31:17.970 --> 00:31:20.769
Mission or Olathe or something. Someone we wouldn't

00:31:20.769 --> 00:31:22.849
recognize. Just bring him in and pretend he's

00:31:22.849 --> 00:31:24.789
a new hire. Could have made a bunch of shit up

00:31:24.789 --> 00:31:28.869
that wasn't true. I just basically played dumb

00:31:28.869 --> 00:31:32.289
for the rest of the time. Yeah, I just do my

00:31:32.289 --> 00:31:35.059
job. I don't know what goes on there. But I did

00:31:35.059 --> 00:31:37.680
make sure to tell my union steward, who coincidentally

00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:40.420
had a day off that day because he probably wouldn't

00:31:40.420 --> 00:31:42.539
have recognized him. He probably knew exactly

00:31:42.539 --> 00:31:44.599
who he was. He didn't want anything to do with

00:31:44.599 --> 00:31:46.660
it, so he's like, okay, do it tomorrow. I'm off.

00:31:46.920 --> 00:31:50.400
Yeah. Or no, they waited until it was the steward's

00:31:50.400 --> 00:31:53.079
day off to maintain the cover. Oh, because the

00:31:53.079 --> 00:31:54.819
steward would have told you and said, hey, you

00:31:54.819 --> 00:31:57.519
know, this guy's a spy. Okay, I get it. I get

00:31:57.519 --> 00:31:59.480
it. Yeah, so they had to sneak it by the union.

00:31:59.900 --> 00:32:05.799
Okay. The wildlife. The wildlife documentary

00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:09.839
edition. The sloth. Moving slowly, but somehow

00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:13.059
still exhausting to watch. Oh, yeah. The slow

00:32:13.059 --> 00:32:15.259
movers are the most exhausting to watch. It is.

00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:17.400
Because you're wishing them over there. You're

00:32:17.400 --> 00:32:20.000
like, okay, come on. Okay, you're almost. Almost.

00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:23.319
Oh, oh, oh. No, no, no. It is so annoying. You

00:32:23.319 --> 00:32:25.579
slow down a little. It is so annoying. Yeah,

00:32:25.579 --> 00:32:27.940
yeah. Your workstation is just two feet away.

00:32:28.839 --> 00:32:33.730
Is it that? Yeah. You're sitting there with your

00:32:33.730 --> 00:32:36.150
mind trying to transport them over there. Yes.

00:32:36.269 --> 00:32:40.890
And their hands moving or something. How about

00:32:40.890 --> 00:32:44.089
the office panda? Everyone likes them, but they're

00:32:44.089 --> 00:32:47.170
not built for survival. No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:47.190 --> 00:32:50.769
Yeah, the old friendly guy. Hey! And it's like,

00:32:50.869 --> 00:32:56.400
what does he do? I'm not sure. Yeah. And when

00:32:56.400 --> 00:32:58.579
everybody goes to a merit -based pay system,

00:32:58.700 --> 00:33:00.680
suddenly he's broke and they fire him. Yeah,

00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:03.319
yep. Because he isn't doing anything. Yeah, it's

00:33:03.319 --> 00:33:06.940
like, oh. Yeah, yeah, instead of a salary. That's

00:33:06.940 --> 00:33:09.460
true. Like commission or something. Oh, yeah,

00:33:09.460 --> 00:33:11.819
that would be another one. Oh, yeah. How about,

00:33:11.960 --> 00:33:15.299
oh, I like the title of this, The Barnacle. Oh.

00:33:15.339 --> 00:33:19.400
Yes. Permanently attached to productive coworkers.

00:33:20.089 --> 00:33:22.769
You could say hemorrhoid, too. Hemorrhoid, too.

00:33:23.130 --> 00:33:25.529
Barnacle, hemorrhoid, either one. Yeah. Yeah,

00:33:25.589 --> 00:33:30.430
they just attach and just coast. Yeah. They're

00:33:30.430 --> 00:33:33.170
like the remora. That's that fish. The remora,

00:33:33.170 --> 00:33:35.009
yeah. They hang on to the shark, and when the

00:33:35.009 --> 00:33:37.250
shark is eating, it detaches and eats all the

00:33:37.250 --> 00:33:39.289
little leftovers because it can't look for itself.

00:33:39.609 --> 00:33:44.529
Yeah. I mean, actually pretty smart. Yeah. All

00:33:44.529 --> 00:33:47.210
right. Okay, I get that. The barnacle, I like

00:33:47.210 --> 00:33:49.950
that one. How about the conference room pigeon?

00:33:50.650 --> 00:33:55.490
Oh. Appears only when food is present. I love

00:33:55.490 --> 00:33:57.529
that. I wondered where that was going. That's

00:33:57.529 --> 00:34:00.009
awesome. There's donuts in the break room. I'm

00:34:00.009 --> 00:34:05.390
going. That's awesome. Done. Check mark. I was

00:34:05.390 --> 00:34:07.730
thinking maybe stool pigeon. No, your version

00:34:07.730 --> 00:34:10.289
is better. It's like ringing the dinner bell.

00:34:10.550 --> 00:34:12.769
Yeah. I didn't write these, of course. I got

00:34:12.769 --> 00:34:15.130
these off the internet. And that's why I do these.

00:34:15.190 --> 00:34:17.550
Because sometimes they're gems. Sometimes they

00:34:17.550 --> 00:34:20.010
suck horrible. But they're fun to do. They are.

00:34:20.869 --> 00:34:25.369
And then the corporate koala. Sleeps 18 hours

00:34:25.369 --> 00:34:28.869
and eats company resources. I like that one,

00:34:28.869 --> 00:34:32.769
too. That one is really good. That's a good one.

00:34:33.070 --> 00:34:40.969
All right. I have some other stuff. I have some,

00:34:42.889 --> 00:34:48.510
let's see, I have a lot of music creep stuff.

00:34:49.869 --> 00:34:52.170
We can talk a little bit about the free agency

00:34:52.170 --> 00:34:54.269
moves around the league. Yeah, let's do it. Okay.

00:34:56.829 --> 00:34:59.750
From a personal perspective, from a Chiefs fan,

00:34:59.909 --> 00:35:02.789
we lost Trent McDuffie and Jalen Watson to the

00:35:02.789 --> 00:35:06.659
Rams. There goes a big chunk of our secondary.

00:35:06.659 --> 00:35:08.440
It makes me wonder if they're going to have buyer's

00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:10.980
remorse for those huge contracts. I imagine.

00:35:11.420 --> 00:35:16.920
Yeah. Look, I think they're still good. But they're

00:35:16.920 --> 00:35:19.420
paying them for what they did, and I don't know

00:35:19.420 --> 00:35:21.460
if they're paying them for what they're going

00:35:21.460 --> 00:35:23.880
to do. We'll see. The Chiefs have been really

00:35:23.880 --> 00:35:26.280
good about recognizing it, like maybe they're

00:35:26.280 --> 00:35:29.360
going to be losing a step. Yeah. So right now

00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:31.159
I'm going to kind of trust the Chiefs. Besides

00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:32.880
that, they couldn't afford him anyhow, so it

00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:35.820
didn't matter. But go ahead. And the Chiefs have

00:35:35.820 --> 00:35:39.400
an ability to train up defensive backs. Yeah.

00:35:39.460 --> 00:35:42.300
So we can draft somebody, train them up to replace,

00:35:42.500 --> 00:35:44.199
whereas a lot of these other teams, they just

00:35:44.199 --> 00:35:46.159
can't do that. So they've got to go find somebody

00:35:46.159 --> 00:35:48.880
who's already good. Yeah. So we wind up being

00:35:48.880 --> 00:35:51.099
the training facility for the rest of the league's

00:35:51.099 --> 00:35:56.139
corners. Yeah. The Bills signed Bradley Chubb.

00:35:56.980 --> 00:36:00.139
Oh, they did? That's about all I've heard of

00:36:00.139 --> 00:36:02.500
out of the Bills. Okay, yeah, they have not had

00:36:02.500 --> 00:36:05.219
a very productive offseason by any measure. And

00:36:05.219 --> 00:36:07.280
I think they're kind of viewing this season maybe

00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:10.619
as a down season. It looks, from so far, it looks

00:36:10.619 --> 00:36:13.099
like they're expecting just a, you know, call

00:36:13.099 --> 00:36:15.119
it a rebuilding year, getting used to it year,

00:36:15.260 --> 00:36:17.380
reset year, whatever the term they want to use.

00:36:17.460 --> 00:36:19.619
But, yeah, it doesn't look like the Bills are

00:36:19.619 --> 00:36:21.619
planning on making any kind of push. I mean,

00:36:21.639 --> 00:36:24.199
I read Chubb's numbers over the last four years

00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:28.909
to you last week. And they were nothing. They're

00:36:28.909 --> 00:36:31.630
okay. I mean, he's a name. Yeah. I think that's

00:36:31.630 --> 00:36:33.289
part of the reason they signed him is he's a

00:36:33.289 --> 00:36:35.769
name that will make people buy tickets. I think

00:36:35.769 --> 00:36:37.449
you're right. They have that new stadium going

00:36:37.449 --> 00:36:40.929
in, which keeps getting graffitied. Yeah. In

00:36:40.929 --> 00:36:43.289
which you have to buy a seating license for before

00:36:43.289 --> 00:36:45.429
you can actually buy the ticket. I get people

00:36:45.429 --> 00:36:47.829
being pissed. There's going to be buyer's remorse

00:36:47.829 --> 00:36:51.110
here in Kansas City, too. Yeah. About 90 % of

00:36:51.110 --> 00:36:53.309
the people out in the Bills parking lot partying

00:36:53.309 --> 00:36:55.190
and tailgating and stuff aren't going to be able

00:36:55.190 --> 00:36:58.250
to afford a new stadium. No, no, the Bills, Mothia,

00:36:58.250 --> 00:37:01.070
Hammond, Eggers, which is most of them, no, they're

00:37:01.070 --> 00:37:05.230
not going to be able to do it. And? Bills organization

00:37:05.230 --> 00:37:08.909
is okay with that apparently. Yeah. The Ravens

00:37:08.909 --> 00:37:11.809
get Trey Hendrickson. Just fell right into their

00:37:11.809 --> 00:37:15.809
lap. Yeah. Isn't that funny? He held up the Bengals

00:37:15.809 --> 00:37:18.269
for so much money and then got injured, and now

00:37:18.269 --> 00:37:21.429
he's saying goodbye. I know, I know, I know.

00:37:21.510 --> 00:37:25.159
Why would you want a guy like that? No, they

00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:27.940
didn't. They didn't, evidently. They let him

00:37:27.940 --> 00:37:32.159
walk. No, yeah, he held them for ransom. He did

00:37:32.159 --> 00:37:34.559
it kind of like Chris Jones did. And I'm not

00:37:34.559 --> 00:37:36.219
bagging what he's doing. Everyone has a right

00:37:36.219 --> 00:37:38.699
to make as much money as they can. And, you know,

00:37:38.780 --> 00:37:40.880
all of us are the same way. You want to feed

00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:42.460
your family. You want to make sure your great

00:37:42.460 --> 00:37:47.199
-grandkids have money because of you. So I get

00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:49.780
that. But he did it at the last moment, kind

00:37:49.780 --> 00:37:51.980
of like Jones did, where like, well, I don't

00:37:51.980 --> 00:37:53.860
know if I'm going to play or not, honestly, you

00:37:53.860 --> 00:37:55.679
know, because I need that big contract to feed

00:37:55.679 --> 00:37:57.639
my family, you know. And that's kind of what

00:37:57.639 --> 00:38:00.440
Hendrickson did last year. And then he proceeded

00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:04.500
to get injured and be out all year. And now he's

00:38:04.500 --> 00:38:07.139
with the Ravens. And then that's where the Ravens

00:38:07.139 --> 00:38:11.579
done pretty much the Raiders, Max Crosby, actually

00:38:11.579 --> 00:38:14.280
everybody dirty. because they were supposed to

00:38:14.280 --> 00:38:16.239
take Max Crosby, and then they found out that

00:38:16.239 --> 00:38:17.900
Hendrickson was floating around there, and they

00:38:17.900 --> 00:38:20.059
could hire him, and they're like, you know, they

00:38:20.059 --> 00:38:23.920
found a way to get out of it. It's like on your

00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:26.780
way to the church to get married, you go on a

00:38:26.780 --> 00:38:28.619
blind date and think, hey, this is working out.

00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:32.980
Yeah. Hey, all right, let's just go ahead and

00:38:32.980 --> 00:38:36.599
get married. What could possibly go wrong? Or

00:38:36.599 --> 00:38:39.219
not a blind date, your best friend's ex -wife.

00:38:39.619 --> 00:38:45.260
Oh. You'll understand. He'll be fine with it.

00:38:45.280 --> 00:38:47.659
Sure, I'll cancel my wedding for this. Yeah,

00:38:47.659 --> 00:38:50.880
that's great. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

00:38:51.079 --> 00:38:54.280
Yeah. I think if I were a Ravens fan, I would

00:38:54.280 --> 00:38:56.840
have lost a lot of confidence in the team right

00:38:56.840 --> 00:38:59.559
now. Me too. Trey's probably going to do really

00:38:59.559 --> 00:39:01.659
well and be a great addition to the team, but

00:39:01.659 --> 00:39:04.199
they've kind of shown you what kind of people

00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:07.409
they are. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think that it's

00:39:07.409 --> 00:39:09.329
going to be harder and harder for them to trade

00:39:09.329 --> 00:39:10.710
with people now because they're going to go,

00:39:10.769 --> 00:39:13.190
isn't that the team that – Uh -huh. Yeah. Backed

00:39:13.190 --> 00:39:15.030
out last second and screwed everyone over. Yeah,

00:39:15.030 --> 00:39:18.010
that's going to make people think twice. I'm

00:39:18.010 --> 00:39:19.949
sure the Raiders already had plans for what they

00:39:19.949 --> 00:39:21.489
were going to do with the draft picks they were

00:39:21.489 --> 00:39:23.389
going to get. Oh, I'm sure they did too. Yeah.

00:39:24.909 --> 00:39:27.550
Not like I have sympathy for them. No, not really.

00:39:28.489 --> 00:39:31.349
The Niners picked up Mike Evans from the Buccaneers.

00:39:31.429 --> 00:39:32.590
Oh, yeah, I saw that. Is there anything left

00:39:32.590 --> 00:39:35.570
in the tank, you think? Probably a little bit.

00:39:36.039 --> 00:39:38.360
I think he'll do well in the system. They picked

00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:40.440
up Christian McCaffrey from the Panthers a couple

00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:42.280
years back, and they've gotten way more out of

00:39:42.280 --> 00:39:43.579
him than I thought they ever would. I look at

00:39:43.579 --> 00:39:46.539
the same thing. I think Evans will do well. He's

00:39:46.539 --> 00:39:49.159
probably not quite a 1 ,000 -yard receiver right

00:39:49.159 --> 00:39:51.699
now, but they get 800 yards out of him. I'm saying,

00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:53.500
you know, they didn't sign him for that much.

00:39:53.739 --> 00:39:57.340
And he'll draw at least the second -best corner

00:39:57.340 --> 00:40:00.179
on the other team. Exactly, and that's why he's

00:40:00.179 --> 00:40:01.880
there. If not the best. You've got McCaffrey,

00:40:01.980 --> 00:40:04.139
and they don't have Iook anymore. He's gone,

00:40:04.300 --> 00:40:09.050
isn't he? Yeah. I mean, he kind of like flipped

00:40:09.050 --> 00:40:11.130
out, didn't he? He got injured and then just.

00:40:11.429 --> 00:40:15.829
Yeah, I think there was some emotional and personal

00:40:15.829 --> 00:40:18.070
problems that surfaced that we didn't hear too

00:40:18.070 --> 00:40:21.650
much about. Yeah. A whole lot of it wasn't to

00:40:21.650 --> 00:40:25.289
do with football. Yeah, that's what I kind of

00:40:25.289 --> 00:40:32.260
read into it also. All right, go ahead. The Texans,

00:40:32.260 --> 00:40:34.800
they traded for running back Montgomery from

00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:36.860
the Lions. Yeah, and I think that's a good move

00:40:36.860 --> 00:40:38.659
for the Texans and a good move for the Lions.

00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:42.219
The Lions have a – oh, shit, I forgot his name.

00:40:42.920 --> 00:40:46.000
The guy that they keep comparing to Barry Sanders,

00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:49.880
which is not ridiculous. Yeah, I know who you're

00:40:49.880 --> 00:40:51.360
talking about, but I'm blanking on the name,

00:40:51.380 --> 00:40:54.340
the Texans running back. A guy that can catch.

00:40:54.340 --> 00:40:56.320
He can catch and he can run. He's a really good

00:40:56.320 --> 00:40:59.239
running back. And Montgomery, I mean, yeah, he

00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:00.699
could have helped them. But I think they need

00:41:00.699 --> 00:41:03.960
more, you know, they need draft picks. They need

00:41:03.960 --> 00:41:07.179
to start. Last season was so abysmal for them,

00:41:07.219 --> 00:41:10.059
they need to do something. Yeah, yeah. I'm just

00:41:10.059 --> 00:41:12.500
trying to think from Lyon's perspective. They

00:41:12.500 --> 00:41:14.639
let go of Montgomery and got some draft picks,

00:41:14.780 --> 00:41:17.599
and they replaced Montgomery with Pacheco. That's

00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:19.719
not really an upgrade. Okay, I was going to get

00:41:19.719 --> 00:41:22.800
into that here in a little bit. Yeah, no. And

00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:26.320
the thing is, is all the excitement. Did you

00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:28.780
see the excitement about getting him? Yeah. I'm

00:41:28.780 --> 00:41:31.340
like, have you not seen what he's done? Yeah,

00:41:31.380 --> 00:41:33.380
he hasn't been much of a factor the last season

00:41:33.380 --> 00:41:35.559
or two. No, I mean, look, I mean, I think if

00:41:35.559 --> 00:41:38.079
he didn't get that knee injury and he was a little

00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:39.880
bit bigger build, he would have been great. But

00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:42.820
the fact is, is. He was never able to support

00:41:42.820 --> 00:41:45.320
that style of running, and it showed up immediately.

00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:48.119
Not later, but immediately. You know what I keep

00:41:48.119 --> 00:41:50.820
thinking about Pacheco is when Christian Okoye

00:41:50.820 --> 00:41:54.559
was on the team. Yes. Big old number 35, the

00:41:54.559 --> 00:41:56.760
Nigerian nightmare. I loved watching him play.

00:41:56.840 --> 00:41:58.719
I loved watching him too. I loved watching people

00:41:58.719 --> 00:42:01.320
try to stop him. Yes. But people figured out

00:42:01.320 --> 00:42:03.739
he couldn't go side to side. He couldn't cut

00:42:03.739 --> 00:42:05.840
back. He could only run straight ahead. So they

00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:08.119
figured him out and neutralized him. He could

00:42:08.119 --> 00:42:09.920
still do everything he used to be able to do.

00:42:09.940 --> 00:42:12.019
They just wouldn't let him. No, I know. I think

00:42:12.019 --> 00:42:13.739
Pacheco's the same way. I think you're right.

00:42:13.820 --> 00:42:15.519
He's going to get figured out really quick and

00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:17.719
he'll be a non -factor. Yeah, they're going to

00:42:17.719 --> 00:42:19.980
have buyer's remorse. He'll beat himself up trying

00:42:19.980 --> 00:42:22.159
to get yards where there aren't any and get injured

00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:24.119
again. Get injured again, yeah. That's kind of

00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:26.159
going to be Pacheco's career, I think. That's

00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:29.639
fine with me. Because he's on another team. Yep.

00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:32.900
Let him. He gets to do it his way if he wants

00:42:32.900 --> 00:42:37.239
to. Yep. The Steelers pick up Michael Pittman

00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:39.599
Jr. So certainly they have an awesome receiver.

00:42:39.619 --> 00:42:42.739
Yes, that was really good. Supposedly Aaron Rodgers

00:42:42.739 --> 00:42:44.940
wants to come back because he likes Mike McCarthy.

00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:49.800
Yeah. And Mike McCarthy, he won a Super Bowl

00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:53.219
and has the same record as Mike Tomlin, almost

00:42:53.219 --> 00:42:56.099
identical. Yeah. Only he gets a lot of grief.

00:42:56.159 --> 00:42:58.519
Mike Tomlin gets held up as one of the best.

00:42:58.659 --> 00:43:01.599
I don't know how that happens, even me. I didn't

00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:03.280
think I had much of McCarthy until I read all

00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:06.179
the stats. I'm like. No, that guy is pretty good.

00:43:06.300 --> 00:43:09.159
Yeah, yeah. How come we never noticed him? Personally,

00:43:09.340 --> 00:43:10.980
how come we never noticed him before and not

00:43:10.980 --> 00:43:12.519
the rest of the world? I think what happened

00:43:12.519 --> 00:43:15.340
is I think people had heavy expectations about

00:43:15.340 --> 00:43:17.920
the teams that he went to. That is true. Including

00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:20.739
Green Bay when he was still in Green Bay. People

00:43:20.739 --> 00:43:22.780
thought he was going to do much more, but I think

00:43:22.780 --> 00:43:25.780
the team wasn't quite there. And people are looking

00:43:25.780 --> 00:43:27.739
at it going, oh, they got a complete team when

00:43:27.739 --> 00:43:29.869
they really didn't because people don't. really

00:43:29.869 --> 00:43:34.230
know this. I think some of the assumptions really

00:43:34.230 --> 00:43:39.210
hurt him. I also give Tomlin credit because of

00:43:39.210 --> 00:43:41.510
the division he was in for all those years. It's

00:43:41.510 --> 00:43:44.090
a tough division. You'd always have one down

00:43:44.090 --> 00:43:46.469
team every year, but the other two with you in

00:43:46.469 --> 00:43:48.090
that division were generally pretty good and

00:43:48.090 --> 00:43:50.210
were kicking your ass all season long. It's kind

00:43:50.210 --> 00:43:55.929
of like the Western Division in AFC. If the Chiefs

00:43:55.929 --> 00:43:57.989
get back to their old form, you have three teams.

00:43:58.650 --> 00:44:00.969
that are capable of going well into the playoffs,

00:44:01.130 --> 00:44:02.969
if not even make it all the way to the Super

00:44:02.969 --> 00:44:05.190
Bowl. And even with the Raiders, even if they're

00:44:05.190 --> 00:44:07.969
like 0 -12, they could still rise up and beat

00:44:07.969 --> 00:44:10.289
your ass just because they want to. Well, they

00:44:10.289 --> 00:44:13.710
did it to us. Yes, they did. Yeah, their team

00:44:13.710 --> 00:44:15.650
was horrible. We were the Super Bowl champions,

00:44:15.789 --> 00:44:17.570
and they kicked the shit out of us here. Yes,

00:44:17.570 --> 00:44:21.949
they did. Yeah. And it used to be no big deal

00:44:21.949 --> 00:44:24.170
for a while. I mean, back in the 60s and early

00:44:24.170 --> 00:44:27.719
70s, the rivalry was huge. It tapered off, and

00:44:27.719 --> 00:44:29.659
then Schottenheimer brought it back. Yeah, he

00:44:29.659 --> 00:44:31.820
did. And now I think the Raiders are on board

00:44:31.820 --> 00:44:33.940
with it too, and they love to come to Arrowhead

00:44:33.940 --> 00:44:36.659
and embarrass us. Oh, they do. But the thing

00:44:36.659 --> 00:44:38.860
is, is Schottenheimer used to broadcast how much

00:44:38.860 --> 00:44:41.400
he hated them. He wanted the rivalry, and it

00:44:41.400 --> 00:44:44.019
was genius. It was. It brought excitement to

00:44:44.019 --> 00:44:45.960
this town. People go, this is Raiders week. It

00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:48.639
sold a lot of tickets. It's sold out. Even in

00:44:48.639 --> 00:44:50.519
seasons where they didn't sell out that many,

00:44:50.699 --> 00:44:52.900
the Raiders games were sold out. And then the

00:44:52.900 --> 00:44:54.900
Broncos games started selling out no matter what.

00:44:54.909 --> 00:44:57.349
or what. Yeah, they did the hype perfectly, and

00:44:57.349 --> 00:45:01.429
I credit a lot of that to Marty Schottenheimer.

00:45:01.530 --> 00:45:04.730
Yeah. He was a smart man. Now, if he had a quarterback,

00:45:04.949 --> 00:45:06.829
I don't know how many Super Bowls he probably

00:45:06.829 --> 00:45:09.710
would have won. Yeah. Except when he got a little

00:45:09.710 --> 00:45:12.070
bit nutty there at the end, and maybe he had

00:45:12.070 --> 00:45:13.650
the Alzheimer's syndrome. Yeah, that might have

00:45:13.650 --> 00:45:15.510
started coming in. And that started with that

00:45:15.510 --> 00:45:18.190
game plan, when he came in and changed the game

00:45:18.190 --> 00:45:21.869
plan the day before the championship game. And

00:45:21.869 --> 00:45:25.039
the whole team was like, No, we know how we're

00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:27.320
going to beat him. And he made them do something

00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:28.780
completely different they weren't comfortable

00:45:28.780 --> 00:45:33.820
with. Yeah. The only thing that makes sense is

00:45:33.820 --> 00:45:37.300
that his dementia was raising its head. I think

00:45:37.300 --> 00:45:39.380
so because then he tried to hire his brother

00:45:39.380 --> 00:45:43.820
over in San Diego. And Spanos said, no. He said,

00:45:43.900 --> 00:45:46.039
no, no, no, no, no. We don't like Kurt. We don't

00:45:46.039 --> 00:45:48.239
think he's a good option. And Schottenheimer's

00:45:48.239 --> 00:45:50.900
like, no, I want him on my team. And so Spanos

00:45:50.900 --> 00:45:53.510
said, okay. You were 14 -2 and you didn't make

00:45:53.510 --> 00:45:56.769
it. Get out of here. Yep. Yeah. Anyhow, I think

00:45:56.769 --> 00:45:59.610
a dimension was set in a little bit there. Anyhow,

00:45:59.610 --> 00:46:03.170
go ahead. The Panthers, they got Jalen Phillips

00:46:03.170 --> 00:46:05.769
away from Philadelphia. He's a pass rusher. Yep.

00:46:06.210 --> 00:46:08.909
A pretty good one, too. Yeah, it is. And linebacker

00:46:08.909 --> 00:46:11.409
Devin Lloyd as well. Yeah, I like both of those.

00:46:11.570 --> 00:46:14.570
Yeah, so Panthers D has pretty much only gotten

00:46:14.570 --> 00:46:16.929
better. Yeah, no, I think the Panthers are a

00:46:16.929 --> 00:46:20.340
playoff team. Playoffs, again. Yeah, we've got

00:46:20.340 --> 00:46:21.599
to bring that back. We haven't been doing it

00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:23.380
lately. Well, we haven't been doing a lot of

00:46:23.380 --> 00:46:25.780
sports lately. This is true. This is true. Yeah,

00:46:25.860 --> 00:46:30.420
okay. Yeah, the Panthers, and this is if Bryce

00:46:30.420 --> 00:46:34.179
Young continues to progress. Yeah. I mean, he's

00:46:34.179 --> 00:46:35.940
the type of quarterback right now, he'll make

00:46:35.940 --> 00:46:38.599
you an incredible play and then be incredibly

00:46:38.599 --> 00:46:42.719
pedestrian the next three quarters. Yeah. It's

00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:44.539
just, I don't know if he's going to, kind of

00:46:44.539 --> 00:46:46.880
like Caleb Williams. Caleb Williams will look.

00:46:47.609 --> 00:46:49.769
so fantastic on a play. It's like, how did he

00:46:49.769 --> 00:46:51.889
do that? Looked like Mahomes, and then all of

00:46:51.889 --> 00:46:53.849
a sudden the rest of the game, it's like, I'm

00:46:53.849 --> 00:46:57.730
not that guy anymore. Do you remember the Bills

00:46:57.730 --> 00:47:01.289
pass rusher, Bruce Smith? Yes. I remember him

00:47:01.289 --> 00:47:04.789
really well. Towards the end of his career, he

00:47:04.789 --> 00:47:07.289
started taking plays off. Like about every third

00:47:07.289 --> 00:47:10.329
play, he just wouldn't even try. Did you say

00:47:10.329 --> 00:47:13.869
Chris Jones? Oh, no, no, no. You said Bruce Smith.

00:47:13.969 --> 00:47:17.429
Bruce Smith, yeah. And it got to the point where

00:47:17.429 --> 00:47:19.650
the announcers noticed, but they were told not

00:47:19.650 --> 00:47:22.190
to say anything about it. Oh, I'm sure. But then

00:47:22.190 --> 00:47:24.070
the other team started noticing, and on that

00:47:24.070 --> 00:47:26.250
third play, when Bruce Smith was going to take

00:47:26.250 --> 00:47:30.429
it easy, they went nuts. And finally, the announcers

00:47:30.429 --> 00:47:33.309
started talking about it. It was like, every

00:47:33.309 --> 00:47:36.170
third play, man. Well, they couldn't help it.

00:47:36.190 --> 00:47:39.210
It was so freaking obvious. Yes. Look, I mean,

00:47:39.210 --> 00:47:42.320
he was getting old, and he was hurting. Yeah,

00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:45.139
I mean, you know, he probably should have been

00:47:45.139 --> 00:47:47.440
taken out. Yeah, he should have been coming out

00:47:47.440 --> 00:47:49.719
on those downs. Yeah. But they left him in for

00:47:49.719 --> 00:47:51.780
the, ooh, the fear factor of Bruce Smith. Like,

00:47:51.900 --> 00:47:54.940
well, then quit doing it every third play like

00:47:54.940 --> 00:47:57.300
clockwork. Yeah, it's like switch it up a little

00:47:57.300 --> 00:47:59.219
bit. I think that was when Marv Levy was the

00:47:59.219 --> 00:48:02.519
coach at Buffalo. Yeah, as good of a college

00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:05.179
coach as he was, and I know he went to how many

00:48:05.179 --> 00:48:07.780
Super Bowls up there, but didn't win. Went four

00:48:07.780 --> 00:48:11.739
and lost them all. Lost every one of them. Good

00:48:11.739 --> 00:48:14.559
coach, not so good coach. He's kind of like Schottenheimer

00:48:14.559 --> 00:48:17.280
where he would do some questionable stuff. It

00:48:17.280 --> 00:48:19.860
would be like, why did he do that? Why did he

00:48:19.860 --> 00:48:22.719
get this guy and put him over there? Like the

00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:25.679
playoff game that they wouldn't let Dirk Thomas

00:48:25.679 --> 00:48:31.639
play. And they said, well, he can't go out in

00:48:31.639 --> 00:48:33.900
coverage. He's just one -dimensional. It's like,

00:48:33.940 --> 00:48:37.630
who gives a shit? You see that quarterback right

00:48:37.630 --> 00:48:40.349
there? When number 58's on the field, he's shitting

00:48:40.349 --> 00:48:45.489
his pants. Yes, that's exactly why. He did a

00:48:45.489 --> 00:48:48.130
lot of stuff like Marv Levy did. And it's like,

00:48:48.250 --> 00:48:51.530
okay, why did he do it like this? Because this

00:48:51.530 --> 00:48:53.550
doesn't make a lot of sense. A lot of the knock

00:48:53.550 --> 00:48:56.030
on Marv Levy is he's stuck in the past. Yes.

00:48:56.210 --> 00:49:00.610
When he was hired by Buffalo. Lenny Dawson nicknamed

00:49:00.610 --> 00:49:03.289
him Wing T. Levy. Wing T. Levy, yes. Because

00:49:03.289 --> 00:49:05.829
that's an old college formation. Yeah, because

00:49:05.829 --> 00:49:08.550
that's what he was really good at. Yep. And then

00:49:08.550 --> 00:49:11.070
he tried to bring it to the NFL as the Wildcat.

00:49:11.269 --> 00:49:14.110
Yeah. And that didn't work out very well. I mean,

00:49:14.130 --> 00:49:18.329
you know, he was behind Steve Fuller. Yeah. Todd

00:49:18.329 --> 00:49:21.429
Blackledge, was it? And who was the other one?

00:49:22.210 --> 00:49:24.409
No, Bill Kenney was actually pretty good. Yeah,

00:49:24.469 --> 00:49:27.119
Bill Kenney was early 80s. Yeah, but he wasn't

00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:30.500
there. No, he was gone. Yeah. There was another

00:49:30.500 --> 00:49:32.460
one in there. His political career didn't take

00:49:32.460 --> 00:49:36.019
off either. No, no. He was what? Was he a representative

00:49:36.019 --> 00:49:38.019
for like one term? And then people were like,

00:49:38.039 --> 00:49:40.320
man, you know what? You represent about as well

00:49:40.320 --> 00:49:42.440
as you play. No, he played football better. Yeah,

00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:44.960
he did. Yeah, so. I know Wade Wilson was in there

00:49:44.960 --> 00:49:48.719
briefly. Yeah. Steve Pallure. Steve Pallure,

00:49:48.880 --> 00:49:51.780
yeah. We had a real revolving door. He had Warren

00:49:51.780 --> 00:49:54.480
Mood. Warren Moon, yeah. We had Dave Craig. Dave

00:49:54.480 --> 00:49:56.980
Craig. Little Hands. Joe Montana. Joe Montana,

00:49:57.219 --> 00:50:02.019
yep. Steve Bonehead. Yeah. Elvis the Pelvis Gerbach.

00:50:02.280 --> 00:50:04.960
Yeah, Gerbach. Trent Green, he was a good one.

00:50:05.000 --> 00:50:07.159
Trent Green, yeah. And then like Tyler Thigpins

00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:10.619
and Matt Castles and fuck, I don't know. Steve

00:50:10.619 --> 00:50:12.739
DeBerg. Oh, yeah, DeBerg. He was in there somewhere.

00:50:12.840 --> 00:50:14.780
I liked DeBerg. I did like him. He was a tough

00:50:14.780 --> 00:50:17.440
-nosed guy. He could win you some games. I delivered

00:50:17.440 --> 00:50:19.900
mail with his nephew, Scott DeBerg. Oh, wow.

00:50:20.699 --> 00:50:23.079
Real tall guy, had a great big smile just like

00:50:23.079 --> 00:50:25.860
Steve did. Really? Because people would ask him,

00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:27.840
DeBerg, are you related to Steve? And he says,

00:50:27.960 --> 00:50:32.119
yeah, that's my uncle. That's pretty awesome.

00:50:32.300 --> 00:50:35.239
I wonder what Steve DeBerg does nowadays. I always

00:50:35.239 --> 00:50:36.820
thought he would make an excellent quarterbacks

00:50:36.820 --> 00:50:39.400
coach. Me too. I don't think he ever went back

00:50:39.400 --> 00:50:41.340
into football, did he? No, not that I know of.

00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:44.420
Let's take a little look. He was tough. I mean,

00:50:44.440 --> 00:50:46.940
he was a very tough player. Yeah, he was. I loved

00:50:46.940 --> 00:50:49.380
watching him. That time he had like a broken

00:50:49.380 --> 00:50:51.599
finger where the bone was sticking out. Yeah,

00:50:51.599 --> 00:50:53.139
he wasn't leaving. And then he had it wrapped

00:50:53.139 --> 00:50:55.659
up and with a cast on it, and he was still playing

00:50:55.659 --> 00:50:57.840
the next game, and he was still doing the play

00:50:57.840 --> 00:51:02.380
action with that damaged hand. Oh, yeah. He was

00:51:02.380 --> 00:51:06.909
so good at the play action, too. Yeah. He's 72

00:51:06.909 --> 00:51:14.969
years old. I'm trying to remember what year he

00:51:14.969 --> 00:51:17.110
finished playing. It would have been somewhere

00:51:17.110 --> 00:51:19.349
in the mid-'80s. Looks to me like he's pretty

00:51:19.349 --> 00:51:21.570
much – wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:51:21.630 --> 00:51:24.610
Okay, hey, maybe I found something here. Anyhow,

00:51:24.650 --> 00:51:26.150
go ahead with your stuff and I'll try to – Oh,

00:51:26.150 --> 00:51:30.250
okay. The Bengals signed edge rusher Boye Mafe.

00:51:31.079 --> 00:51:32.900
Don't know that much about him. I think he came

00:51:32.900 --> 00:51:35.280
from the Seahawks. Okay. I remember him being

00:51:35.280 --> 00:51:37.340
on the Seahawks for a while. But he's a good

00:51:37.340 --> 00:51:40.900
pass rusher. And safety Brian Cook, who's been

00:51:40.900 --> 00:51:43.920
pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, and that wouldn't surprise

00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:45.780
me. I thought they were going to be able to retain

00:51:45.780 --> 00:51:47.980
Cook. I don't think he's going to take out much

00:51:47.980 --> 00:51:50.519
money, but maybe there was just too many bidders.

00:51:50.539 --> 00:51:53.679
So they're like, okay. And then the Falcons signed

00:51:53.679 --> 00:51:56.579
Tua. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's automatically

00:51:56.579 --> 00:52:00.099
the starter. Yeah. And Kyler Murray signed in

00:52:00.099 --> 00:52:01.260
Minnesota, and he's automatically the starter.

00:52:01.340 --> 00:52:04.099
Automatically the starter. And what are these

00:52:04.099 --> 00:52:07.460
two things in common? The drafted quarterback,

00:52:07.900 --> 00:52:10.659
highly drafted quarterback, did not do what they

00:52:10.659 --> 00:52:12.559
thought he was going to do. He failed. Yeah.

00:52:12.699 --> 00:52:17.380
Yeah. So it has to be Michael Penix Jr. and McCarthy.

00:52:17.480 --> 00:52:19.780
McCarthy, J .J. McCarthy. Neither one of them

00:52:19.780 --> 00:52:23.679
did what. Very good. So they're going back and

00:52:23.679 --> 00:52:27.579
retreads, basically. And, you know, I'm beginning

00:52:27.579 --> 00:52:29.780
to understand why the Chiefs wouldn't draft a

00:52:29.780 --> 00:52:32.340
quarterback in the first round for so long. I

00:52:32.340 --> 00:52:35.360
mean, between Todd Blackledge and Patrick Mahomes,

00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:38.159
there was nobody. No, I know. Nobody. We drafted

00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:44.059
people like Matt Blunden. Yeah. There's other

00:52:44.059 --> 00:52:46.840
better names, but if people remember Matt Blunden,

00:52:46.840 --> 00:52:49.820
he was like 6 '5". No, I think he's 6 '7", maybe.

00:52:49.900 --> 00:52:52.139
He was huge. 6 '6", 6 '7", yeah. And he could

00:52:52.139 --> 00:52:56.179
throw a rocket, but not under pressure. No. Under

00:52:56.179 --> 00:52:59.159
pressure, he couldn't do shit. Yeah. He always

00:52:59.159 --> 00:53:04.559
struck me as, once he gets back in the pocket

00:53:04.559 --> 00:53:07.619
and sets up, he's done. Yes. He has to throw

00:53:07.619 --> 00:53:10.000
the ball from there. If he has to move and scramble,

00:53:10.079 --> 00:53:12.780
he just falls over. Yeah. He just can't unlock

00:53:12.780 --> 00:53:15.440
and go. If there's so much thing as being too

00:53:15.440 --> 00:53:18.650
big, he would be in that category. And he couldn't

00:53:18.650 --> 00:53:20.570
scramble worth a damn because he was too big.

00:53:20.710 --> 00:53:23.769
Yeah. Yeah, so. He would have worked really well

00:53:23.769 --> 00:53:26.929
someplace with just a flawless offensive line

00:53:26.929 --> 00:53:29.829
that kept everyone off him forever. But that

00:53:29.829 --> 00:53:31.969
wasn't us. Yeah. I mean, we did have a great

00:53:31.969 --> 00:53:35.829
offensive line, but, I mean, it just, okay. And

00:53:35.829 --> 00:53:38.269
then I think a lot of it was just the coaching

00:53:38.269 --> 00:53:40.949
wasn't there for the quarterbacks. Yeah. Just

00:53:40.949 --> 00:53:44.650
all kinds of stuff. Yeah. Well, up until Schottenheimer

00:53:44.650 --> 00:53:48.550
was hired in, what was it, 89? Yeah, 1989. Yeah.

00:53:48.650 --> 00:53:51.449
Up until then, Jack Stedman was running the team.

00:53:51.590 --> 00:53:54.050
That was the big problem because he was a numbers

00:53:54.050 --> 00:53:57.329
guy, but he was not a football guy. No. He ran

00:53:57.329 --> 00:54:00.329
the Hunt family businesses, you know, the silver

00:54:00.329 --> 00:54:03.349
business and the Worlds of Fun and other businesses.

00:54:03.349 --> 00:54:07.690
He had no clue about football. No. But Hunt put

00:54:07.690 --> 00:54:10.869
him in charge of the team, and he ran it. like

00:54:10.869 --> 00:54:13.409
a business to make a profit, but that's it. That's

00:54:13.409 --> 00:54:15.650
it, yeah, and it showed. And for a while that

00:54:15.650 --> 00:54:18.030
was okay with most of Kansas City. They're like,

00:54:18.170 --> 00:54:20.849
well, we had one Super Bowl way back when. We'll

00:54:20.849 --> 00:54:24.889
live on that. But then they started seeing all

00:54:24.889 --> 00:54:28.090
these other teams making so much more money by

00:54:28.090 --> 00:54:30.809
having success, and that's when Lamar Smith said,

00:54:30.969 --> 00:54:33.989
yeah, this ain't good enough anymore. I'm hiring

00:54:33.989 --> 00:54:36.429
a real football guy, and he's going to take us

00:54:36.429 --> 00:54:39.010
into territory where everyone else is, and we're

00:54:39.010 --> 00:54:40.860
going to get our share of that money. First thing

00:54:40.860 --> 00:54:43.980
they did was, in 1988, they drafted Neil Smith.

00:54:44.079 --> 00:54:48.380
In 1989, they drafted Derek Thomas. And then

00:54:48.380 --> 00:54:50.980
they were on the hunt for a really good quarterback,

00:54:51.139 --> 00:54:55.239
which they really kind of... They never did get

00:54:55.239 --> 00:54:58.059
one. Yeah, yeah, never really did get one. The

00:54:58.059 --> 00:54:59.800
fact that we kept changing quarterbacks means

00:54:59.800 --> 00:55:01.519
they never found a really good one. That's exactly

00:55:01.519 --> 00:55:05.860
right. So, anyhow, you got another name on there?

00:55:06.679 --> 00:55:09.400
I think that was it. Okay, well... I have some

00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:12.099
bullet points. I love the bullet points. Okay.

00:55:12.900 --> 00:55:18.539
Can you do a sound effect for that? Okay. All

00:55:18.539 --> 00:55:21.579
right. There we go. Let's try to remember that.

00:55:21.699 --> 00:55:24.719
Okay. All right. Okay. Well, we kind of answered

00:55:24.719 --> 00:55:26.460
this, but I didn't know we were going to talk

00:55:26.460 --> 00:55:27.920
about it right off the bat. But Chiefs signed

00:55:27.920 --> 00:55:31.460
Justin Fields. Will he be productive with the

00:55:31.460 --> 00:55:33.480
Chiefs? I think he really will be. I think he

00:55:33.480 --> 00:55:35.900
will, too. He'll be a different enough quarterback

00:55:35.900 --> 00:55:39.489
from Mahomes. And especially if he starts the

00:55:39.489 --> 00:55:42.929
first one, two, or three games, that's going

00:55:42.929 --> 00:55:44.329
to give a lot of the other teams something to

00:55:44.329 --> 00:55:46.150
think about. And then when Mahomes comes in,

00:55:46.210 --> 00:55:48.789
every other team has to shift gears. Like, all

00:55:48.789 --> 00:55:50.909
right, now they're the Chiefs again. But then

00:55:50.909 --> 00:55:53.349
they don't know how Mahomes is after his injury.

00:55:53.389 --> 00:55:55.030
How fast do you think Mahomes is on the phone

00:55:55.030 --> 00:55:59.219
to him? Oh. They've probably already had lots

00:55:59.219 --> 00:56:02.539
of video calls. I bet they did too. And I'll

00:56:02.539 --> 00:56:04.760
bet you Mahomes was probably a part of this and

00:56:04.760 --> 00:56:06.360
said, you know, I think I could help this guy

00:56:06.360 --> 00:56:08.300
and coach him up a little bit and maybe we can

00:56:08.300 --> 00:56:10.199
get him to. I love it that that's part of his

00:56:10.199 --> 00:56:12.619
personality is that he wants to help everyone

00:56:12.619 --> 00:56:14.539
else on the team get better. Well, I mean, he

00:56:14.539 --> 00:56:16.760
learned from the best, Alex Smith. Yeah. Alex

00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:21.639
Smith was a selfless. a non -ego guy that would

00:56:21.639 --> 00:56:24.320
he didn't care he knew his you know he knew this

00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:26.119
guy was going to replace him if he did well but

00:56:26.119 --> 00:56:28.559
he still trained him as good as he could and

00:56:28.559 --> 00:56:31.179
alex smith knew he was being taken care of yeah

00:56:31.179 --> 00:56:33.460
and he didn't have to fight or compete or anything

00:56:33.460 --> 00:56:35.480
it's just like hey i'm getting paid i'm getting

00:56:35.480 --> 00:56:38.679
you know this is all great why aren't i why am

00:56:38.679 --> 00:56:42.519
i not gonna help them yeah No, that's true. And,

00:56:42.679 --> 00:56:47.039
I mean, yeah, he did a great thing for us, but,

00:56:47.099 --> 00:56:49.780
I mean, that's his nature. Not everybody's nature

00:56:49.780 --> 00:56:53.579
is like that. No, unfortunately. All right, the

00:56:53.579 --> 00:56:55.699
Wildcat could be in play with quarterback like

00:56:55.699 --> 00:56:59.440
Fields. What's your thoughts? Yeah. It's not

00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:01.780
our mainstay, so who cares? It's not a Marv Levy

00:57:01.780 --> 00:57:03.500
where that's predominantly what they want to

00:57:03.500 --> 00:57:07.099
do. Yeah, and with Justin, he's better at that,

00:57:07.159 --> 00:57:12.170
and he's not our – franchise quarterback, so

00:57:12.170 --> 00:57:16.110
I guess I'm willing to let him risk injury a

00:57:16.110 --> 00:57:18.789
little more. Well, you toss the ball to him,

00:57:18.809 --> 00:57:21.389
he's got the option then. Number one, he's five,

00:57:21.510 --> 00:57:25.449
six, seven yards away. All the linemen are going

00:57:25.449 --> 00:57:29.510
towards Mahomes. He tosses it over there if they're

00:57:29.510 --> 00:57:32.670
both in on the same package, which is very possible.

00:57:33.389 --> 00:57:35.929
Toss it to him. He's got a guy way downfield.

00:57:35.969 --> 00:57:38.940
He's got a guy right next to him. Yeah, put Justin

00:57:38.940 --> 00:57:40.679
Fields in the slot. Exactly. And with the ball

00:57:40.679 --> 00:57:43.179
snapped, have him back up like five yards so

00:57:43.179 --> 00:57:45.840
it's a backwards pass. Yeah. Make sure of that,

00:57:45.900 --> 00:57:48.340
yeah. And then he's got his bailout guy, and

00:57:48.340 --> 00:57:50.519
then he's got his guy downfield. And then you

00:57:50.519 --> 00:57:52.940
wait until the defense adjusts to that. Yes.

00:57:52.940 --> 00:57:54.760
And every time you put Fields in, that splits

00:57:54.760 --> 00:57:57.300
the pass rush. Yes. And now Mahomes can make

00:57:57.300 --> 00:57:58.760
some decisions. Now Mahomes just kills him. Yep.

00:57:58.760 --> 00:58:00.980
I think whoever thought of this, if this goes

00:58:00.980 --> 00:58:02.760
right and everybody's healthy and everything,

00:58:03.079 --> 00:58:05.739
this could be lethal. It really can. Done right,

00:58:05.900 --> 00:58:09.059
yeah. You know, while everyone else is getting

00:58:09.059 --> 00:58:12.739
defensive ends, Andy Reid and Brett Veach are

00:58:12.739 --> 00:58:15.719
going, let's make our offense better. Yeah. Let's

00:58:15.719 --> 00:58:18.199
make it a lot better. Yeah. Yeah, it's already

00:58:18.199 --> 00:58:20.380
been shown that it's kind of tough to score on

00:58:20.380 --> 00:58:23.619
the Chiefs. Yeah. So let's have the Chiefs get

00:58:23.619 --> 00:58:26.360
to where they score 35 points a game. And we

00:58:26.360 --> 00:58:31.500
give up 19. We're going to win. I think that's

00:58:31.500 --> 00:58:33.760
the whole thought process. Everybody's following

00:58:33.760 --> 00:58:36.119
the Philadelphia -Seattle blueprint right now.

00:58:36.340 --> 00:58:38.239
And I think the Chiefs are like, you know what?

00:58:38.300 --> 00:58:40.039
No, no, no. We're going to go with what we know.

00:58:40.460 --> 00:58:42.960
And that's the smart thing to do, too. It really

00:58:42.960 --> 00:58:46.960
is. My admiration and respect for Andy Breed's

00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:52.269
mind just keeps growing. He's one of those guys

00:58:52.269 --> 00:58:54.130
where, like, if they let him, they need to study

00:58:54.130 --> 00:58:59.130
his brain, you know, after he passes. How come

00:58:59.130 --> 00:59:02.429
this guy was so far advanced? He'll have, like,

00:59:02.469 --> 00:59:04.630
a whole separate lobe of his brain that just

00:59:04.630 --> 00:59:07.170
says football knowledge. Yeah, that's what they

00:59:07.170 --> 00:59:12.230
need to look at. So, all right, so we think that's

00:59:12.230 --> 00:59:14.510
going to be a good thing. Yeah. All right. Will

00:59:14.510 --> 00:59:17.170
Russell Wilson land another job in the NFL? And

00:59:17.170 --> 00:59:19.739
I mean all the NFL. I'm talking about like a

00:59:19.739 --> 00:59:21.599
broadcaster. I think so too. I think he might

00:59:21.599 --> 00:59:24.219
end up in the broadcasting booth or an on -field

00:59:24.219 --> 00:59:26.239
reporter. I wouldn't be surprised to see him

00:59:26.239 --> 00:59:28.800
on somebody's roster this season. I wouldn't

00:59:28.800 --> 00:59:32.519
either as a safety kind of like, you know, let's

00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:35.559
just have him there, you know, and if we really

00:59:35.559 --> 00:59:37.099
need him, we'll throw him out there. If not,

00:59:37.199 --> 00:59:40.159
then, you know, he's good security. I wouldn't

00:59:40.159 --> 00:59:43.119
put him past the Dolphins. because they moved

00:59:43.119 --> 00:59:47.059
on from Tua, so they're breaking into new starting

00:59:47.059 --> 00:59:48.940
quarterbacks. They've got that young guy they're

00:59:48.940 --> 00:59:52.699
really high on. I forgot his name. But bring

00:59:52.699 --> 00:59:56.099
Russell Wilson in as a mentor, a tutor, someone

00:59:56.099 --> 00:59:59.000
who you can bring in for a couple series to give

00:59:59.000 --> 01:00:01.079
your young guy a break if he's getting overwhelmed.

01:00:01.559 --> 01:00:04.820
I think Russell Wilson would fit decently. And

01:00:04.820 --> 01:00:06.820
the thing is he would have to do it now. Before

01:00:06.820 --> 01:00:10.210
he wouldn't do it, now he's got to have to. For

01:00:10.210 --> 01:00:12.409
what I understand, he wouldn't. Denver's celebrating

01:00:12.409 --> 01:00:15.090
because the last of his cap hit has fallen off.

01:00:15.090 --> 01:00:17.530
That's it, yeah. They're totally free from the

01:00:17.530 --> 01:00:19.829
Russell Wilson contract now. Hey, they quietly

01:00:19.829 --> 01:00:22.769
turned their program around owing money. They

01:00:22.769 --> 01:00:25.579
did a great job. And now it's what the bills

01:00:25.579 --> 01:00:30.420
are in, salary cap hell. I know, yeah. That's

01:00:30.420 --> 01:00:32.000
such a shame because they don't have a team to

01:00:32.000 --> 01:00:33.739
show for it, do they? No, they don't. But that's

01:00:33.739 --> 01:00:36.739
usually how it goes. You're up to your eyeballs

01:00:36.739 --> 01:00:39.760
in salary cap debt, but the people you sign just

01:00:39.760 --> 01:00:41.900
aren't there anymore. Yeah, and I don't think

01:00:41.900 --> 01:00:44.639
that Josh Allen's contract was that friendly

01:00:44.639 --> 01:00:46.860
to him either. Probably not. I've never heard

01:00:46.860 --> 01:00:49.739
anything about him trying to figure out the numbers

01:00:49.739 --> 01:00:52.199
or anything. Just kind of like, okay, here's

01:00:52.199 --> 01:00:54.849
your new money. And that was it. So that might

01:00:54.849 --> 01:00:57.110
be a problem, too. I don't know about their finances.

01:00:57.469 --> 01:01:00.090
I imagine a lot of players, when it comes contract

01:01:00.090 --> 01:01:03.210
time, they look at the actual numbers of how

01:01:03.210 --> 01:01:05.949
much money the team is making, and they say,

01:01:05.989 --> 01:01:08.610
you can absolutely afford to pay me this. You

01:01:08.610 --> 01:01:10.969
just don't want to. But I'm going to make you

01:01:10.969 --> 01:01:13.230
pay me this. I'm not going to negotiate for labor.

01:01:13.429 --> 01:01:16.550
A lot of it, I do believe, is pride more than

01:01:16.550 --> 01:01:19.659
it is, oh. I can get $2 million. You hear too

01:01:19.659 --> 01:01:22.000
much of, I want to be the highest paid. Yeah.

01:01:22.260 --> 01:01:24.380
You know, that kind of a thought doesn't come

01:01:24.380 --> 01:01:26.559
from looking at her wallet. That kind of a thought

01:01:26.559 --> 01:01:28.880
comes from pounding your chest and going, I'm

01:01:28.880 --> 01:01:31.199
the highest paid offensive line, you know. Yeah.

01:01:31.800 --> 01:01:34.980
For a while, the 49ers were spending money like

01:01:34.980 --> 01:01:36.960
they were printing it in the basement. Yeah.

01:01:37.340 --> 01:01:40.420
They probably were. Yeah. But with the Chiefs,

01:01:40.420 --> 01:01:43.179
I think the – The Bartlows own them? They did.

01:01:43.420 --> 01:01:47.260
Oh, they donated? Yeah. The main DiBartolo guy

01:01:47.260 --> 01:01:49.360
got into a lot of legal trouble and was forced

01:01:49.360 --> 01:01:51.239
out. That's exactly who I was talking about.

01:01:51.300 --> 01:01:53.659
Okay, all right. Forget it. Forget it. I think

01:01:53.659 --> 01:01:55.320
he turned it over to his sister, but that didn't

01:01:55.320 --> 01:01:59.260
quite work either. Okay. But I think the Chiefs

01:01:59.260 --> 01:02:01.699
players who renegotiate their contract realize

01:02:01.699 --> 01:02:04.639
that the Chiefs are only going to spend so much.

01:02:04.639 --> 01:02:06.739
Even though they're making a crap ton of money,

01:02:06.860 --> 01:02:09.780
they've got a budget for the team. It's like,

01:02:09.840 --> 01:02:12.820
uh -uh. We're making all this extra money. That's

01:02:12.820 --> 01:02:14.980
none of your business. Well, I got a question.

01:02:14.980 --> 01:02:16.980
So if you want to have a winning team on the

01:02:16.980 --> 01:02:19.800
Chiefs, you renegotiate knowing that they aren't

01:02:19.800 --> 01:02:21.480
going to pay you anyway. But with a team like

01:02:21.480 --> 01:02:24.840
the Bills or the Cowboys or the Raiders, why

01:02:24.840 --> 01:02:27.300
not hold them up? They're going to pay if they

01:02:27.300 --> 01:02:29.079
want to. Oh, yeah. I got a question for you.

01:02:29.099 --> 01:02:31.079
This isn't on bullet points, but it kind of led

01:02:31.079 --> 01:02:33.989
me to this or talking. Okay, you think Karloftis

01:02:33.989 --> 01:02:35.710
is going to be a much better edge rusher once

01:02:35.710 --> 01:02:38.670
we get this other guy? Supposedly number nine,

01:02:38.710 --> 01:02:41.210
we can get this guy from Miami, the edge rusher

01:02:41.210 --> 01:02:43.449
there. It's really highly touted. They're like,

01:02:43.550 --> 01:02:46.389
this guy is legit. I forgot his name. I have

01:02:46.389 --> 01:02:48.150
it here somewhere, but I'll have to look through

01:02:48.150 --> 01:02:50.510
it. Do you think that's going to help Karloftis

01:02:50.510 --> 01:02:54.690
become that guy? Maybe not elite, but maybe 12.

01:02:55.030 --> 01:02:58.030
Yeah, I really think so. And then we got a new

01:02:58.030 --> 01:03:00.670
D -tackle named Tonga. Yeah, Tonga is another

01:03:00.670 --> 01:03:02.860
one that's going to help. But, yeah, I think

01:03:02.860 --> 01:03:07.400
Chris Jones' productivity has fallen off to the

01:03:07.400 --> 01:03:09.880
point where it's affecting Karloftis and his

01:03:09.880 --> 01:03:12.780
ability to get. Reuben Bain Jr., he's a defensive

01:03:12.780 --> 01:03:14.980
end in Miami, and they say he's a hell of an

01:03:14.980 --> 01:03:18.260
edge rusher. Bain, just like the Batman movie.

01:03:18.400 --> 01:03:21.699
Imagine that on the back of a jersey. Bain, I'll

01:03:21.699 --> 01:03:23.760
buy one right now. He's got his nickname already

01:03:23.760 --> 01:03:26.619
set. And also his name is a great sandwich. His

01:03:26.619 --> 01:03:29.679
first name is a fantastic sandwich. It is. Reuben

01:03:29.679 --> 01:03:33.079
Bain Jr. That sounds like a ferocious guy. Yeah.

01:03:33.139 --> 01:03:35.239
It's like, who do they have over there on the

01:03:35.239 --> 01:03:38.639
defensive? Reuben Bain Jr. Oh, fuck. Oh, man.

01:03:38.739 --> 01:03:44.440
Oh, jeez. The Reuben Bain Jr.? Yes, yes. Not

01:03:44.440 --> 01:03:47.940
senior. Not the third. Nope, junior. Yeah. We

01:03:47.940 --> 01:03:51.159
have the third. That's why. No, no, I think,

01:03:51.179 --> 01:03:56.340
I mean, whoever the Chiefs get, excuse me, as

01:03:56.340 --> 01:04:01.190
a pass rusher, I want them to put that person

01:04:01.190 --> 01:04:04.429
in direct competition with Chris Jones. Yes.

01:04:04.510 --> 01:04:07.170
And then see if Chris Jones can respond and step

01:04:07.170 --> 01:04:08.969
up his game again, and if he can't, bye -bye.

01:04:08.969 --> 01:04:11.309
No, you don't move him. You don't move him. You

01:04:11.309 --> 01:04:14.269
see what he can still do. Yeah. And if he dropped

01:04:14.269 --> 01:04:16.590
off that much, then he's simply not going to

01:04:16.590 --> 01:04:18.710
play that much. Yeah. Yeah, you don't, like,

01:04:18.710 --> 01:04:20.610
experiment with him. I agree with you. It's just

01:04:20.610 --> 01:04:22.969
like, here, can you still do what you did? We're

01:04:22.969 --> 01:04:24.550
going to give you a little competition, and we're

01:04:24.550 --> 01:04:27.260
going to see if you can. Yeah. It is kind of

01:04:27.260 --> 01:04:30.579
annoying to see all the people on Facebook posting,

01:04:30.679 --> 01:04:35.139
gushing like crazy over the wrong move. Everybody

01:04:35.139 --> 01:04:37.780
was wanting them to draft the running back with

01:04:37.780 --> 01:04:40.679
our first number one pick. And then I realized,

01:04:40.920 --> 01:04:44.119
okay, number one, a lot of these aren't all that

01:04:44.119 --> 01:04:46.639
much of a Chiefs fan. They just are bandwagon

01:04:46.639 --> 01:04:48.519
because it's fun. And number two, a lot of them

01:04:48.519 --> 01:04:51.119
are fake posts trying to piss me off. Trying

01:04:51.119 --> 01:04:53.679
to piss you off, yep. A lot of them are just

01:04:53.679 --> 01:04:56.059
harvesting information. They'll put something

01:04:56.059 --> 01:04:57.940
out there to where people will react and then

01:04:57.940 --> 01:04:59.739
they'll go, okay, let's see if this guy's got

01:04:59.739 --> 01:05:01.840
an email address. Oh yeah, there it is. Yeah,

01:05:01.840 --> 01:05:05.360
they can tell a lot about you. The algorithm

01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:07.659
can tell a lot about you from your angry response.

01:05:08.429 --> 01:05:10.190
And they know exactly who you are on Facebook,

01:05:10.269 --> 01:05:11.849
and they track you right down. It's like, all

01:05:11.849 --> 01:05:13.929
right, let's start feeding this account all sorts

01:05:13.929 --> 01:05:15.889
of stuff that's been driving them crazy. The

01:05:15.889 --> 01:05:17.929
most famous ones are the political ones. And

01:05:17.929 --> 01:05:21.289
they know who they can sell to. They can tell

01:05:21.289 --> 01:05:23.130
if you're an NRA guy, and they start sending

01:05:23.130 --> 01:05:28.230
you AK stuff on ARs. Something I got for a while

01:05:28.230 --> 01:05:33.269
is because I'd done a story about dating profiles

01:05:33.269 --> 01:05:37.219
and unrealistic dating profiles. I don't think

01:05:37.219 --> 01:05:40.420
I ever did it on the show. But for a while there,

01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:43.579
my Facebook feed was flooded with these posts

01:05:43.579 --> 01:05:46.800
about, you know, take a look at this dating profile.

01:05:46.880 --> 01:05:49.440
Look how unrealistic this person is being. They're

01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:51.739
expecting all of this. And, you know, they ain't

01:05:51.739 --> 01:05:53.739
nothing special and blah, blah. And how dare

01:05:53.739 --> 01:05:57.519
they be so demanding. So I was just kind of flooded

01:05:57.519 --> 01:06:00.400
with those and at first it was like you know

01:06:00.400 --> 01:06:02.039
well that's kind of odd that these people think

01:06:02.039 --> 01:06:04.000
so highly of themselves that they feel they can

01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:06.239
command somebody with you know makes over a million

01:06:06.239 --> 01:06:08.500
a year and he's gonna let them just sit at home

01:06:08.500 --> 01:06:12.059
and whatever. But then I quickly realized that

01:06:12.059 --> 01:06:15.059
this is all fake. Yeah. You know it doesn't take

01:06:15.059 --> 01:06:17.480
much to just conjure up a picture and then write

01:06:17.480 --> 01:06:21.130
some fake copy. No. blast it out there and get

01:06:21.130 --> 01:06:24.309
hundreds of angry people to respond to it with

01:06:24.309 --> 01:06:26.730
indignation. And then they go through them all

01:06:26.730 --> 01:06:28.610
and they figure out who they can use and who

01:06:28.610 --> 01:06:31.389
they can't. It's really just, yeah, people are

01:06:31.389 --> 01:06:34.510
dumb about stuff like that. Yeah, so I try to

01:06:34.510 --> 01:06:39.150
stick to specific groups. Like, there's a group

01:06:39.150 --> 01:06:43.110
that's like KC History. Oh, like KC History Buffs.

01:06:43.110 --> 01:06:45.590
I love that. That's a good, legitimate site.

01:06:46.809 --> 01:06:49.829
And there was a group for open jam and open mic

01:06:49.829 --> 01:06:52.769
nights, but that thing has basically become a

01:06:52.769 --> 01:06:58.210
ghost town. But, you know, Epiphone guitar owners

01:06:58.210 --> 01:07:00.630
and modders, or Marshall owners and modders,

01:07:00.710 --> 01:07:03.130
you know, those are entertaining and fun, and

01:07:03.130 --> 01:07:06.059
those are safe. But just the general feed is

01:07:06.059 --> 01:07:08.760
full of all sorts of crap that's just designed

01:07:08.760 --> 01:07:11.880
to make me angry. Yeah, they try to get you angry

01:07:11.880 --> 01:07:14.099
so they get your response. And then not only

01:07:14.099 --> 01:07:16.239
do they get their information, but they get information

01:07:16.239 --> 01:07:18.860
about your personality. Yeah, and they're feeding

01:07:18.860 --> 01:07:23.300
me ads the whole time. Yes, yep. So I just, if

01:07:23.300 --> 01:07:26.099
I'm being smart, when I get on any kind of social

01:07:26.099 --> 01:07:28.320
media, I'm either looking up something for a

01:07:28.320 --> 01:07:30.750
story. Or I go straight to the groups that I

01:07:30.750 --> 01:07:33.929
know are going to be safe. Same here. Yep. Okay,

01:07:34.150 --> 01:07:36.789
switching stuff up a little bit because this

01:07:36.789 --> 01:07:40.630
is the alternate universe one and not just sports.

01:07:40.829 --> 01:07:43.409
But, all right, do you see a prolonged war in

01:07:43.409 --> 01:07:47.969
Iran? Yeah. I do too. Unfortunately. Unfortunately,

01:07:48.289 --> 01:07:50.789
I think so. Yeah, because look what happened

01:07:50.789 --> 01:07:53.519
when the Russians tried to. mess with Afghanistan.

01:07:53.920 --> 01:07:56.239
That dragged on. That was their Vietnam. That

01:07:56.239 --> 01:07:58.539
was their Vietnam. Yeah, so I don't see this

01:07:58.539 --> 01:08:00.219
being much different. They ran with their tail

01:08:00.219 --> 01:08:03.360
between their legs kind of like we did. In the

01:08:03.360 --> 01:08:05.980
Vietnam War, the North Vietnamese, their religion

01:08:05.980 --> 01:08:11.940
was communism. Now in Iran, their religion is

01:08:11.940 --> 01:08:15.760
whatever radicalized, strange version of Islam

01:08:15.760 --> 01:08:22.010
that they're using. I have no idea whether what

01:08:22.010 --> 01:08:26.149
they teach in Iran is actually the Islamic religion

01:08:26.149 --> 01:08:29.029
or whether they bastardized it, so I can't comment

01:08:29.029 --> 01:08:31.829
on that. But that's going to hold them together,

01:08:31.869 --> 01:08:34.189
and it's going to get people to martyr themselves

01:08:34.189 --> 01:08:38.630
and spend their entire lives just fighting for

01:08:38.630 --> 01:08:42.430
the cause. And for the most part, Americans want

01:08:42.430 --> 01:08:46.640
to wage a remote war. Let's send the planes over,

01:08:46.800 --> 01:08:48.659
let's send the drones over, let's send the missiles

01:08:48.659 --> 01:08:51.020
over, but don't actually get any humans on the

01:08:51.020 --> 01:08:53.520
ground where they can get shot at. To reconstruct

01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:55.500
a country like that, you're going to have to

01:08:55.500 --> 01:08:57.760
have boots on the ground. You can't just go in

01:08:57.760 --> 01:08:59.579
there and just start knocking everything down

01:08:59.579 --> 01:09:01.359
and all that. I mean, you could have liberated,

01:09:01.600 --> 01:09:04.079
but that's not the point of what you're trying

01:09:04.079 --> 01:09:07.319
to do. Well, here's an idea. Knock out the bad

01:09:07.319 --> 01:09:09.859
regime and then go away and leave them alone.

01:09:10.399 --> 01:09:12.729
Don't rebuild the country. Let them rebuild.

01:09:13.010 --> 01:09:15.930
And if they rebuild bad, then go knock the shit

01:09:15.930 --> 01:09:18.390
out of them again. No, that's what they say.

01:09:18.470 --> 01:09:20.569
That's what they said with Iraq and Afghanistan

01:09:20.569 --> 01:09:23.130
until they finally just pulled out of there and

01:09:23.130 --> 01:09:26.569
said, okay, let's leave. And if you can believe

01:09:26.569 --> 01:09:29.829
what you read, both countries have a bad regime

01:09:29.829 --> 01:09:32.000
again. And that's because nobody's over there

01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:34.600
policing them. So it's like one of those things

01:09:34.600 --> 01:09:37.079
where you have to dedicate your whole time in

01:09:37.079 --> 01:09:40.439
existence to policing them. Or you just got to

01:09:40.439 --> 01:09:42.260
accept that bad people are going to go over there

01:09:42.260 --> 01:09:43.939
and do bad things. And you got to occasionally

01:09:43.939 --> 01:09:48.600
go over there and smack them down. And not to

01:09:48.600 --> 01:09:51.279
get too political, but when you get right down

01:09:51.279 --> 01:09:56.239
to the basic reality, we all share. an atmosphere

01:09:56.239 --> 01:09:59.380
and we all share the sunlight and we all share

01:09:59.380 --> 01:10:02.579
the oceans so you tack any three any one of those

01:10:02.579 --> 01:10:05.560
three you can affect the whole planet yeah so

01:10:05.560 --> 01:10:07.420
if somebody on the other side of the world who

01:10:07.420 --> 01:10:09.420
you don't care about you don't know about you

01:10:09.420 --> 01:10:11.220
don't want to interfere with suddenly says he's

01:10:11.220 --> 01:10:13.300
going to poison all the oceans well that affects

01:10:13.300 --> 01:10:16.039
you too yes so you gotta decide am i gonna do

01:10:16.039 --> 01:10:17.859
something about it or am i just gonna let it

01:10:17.859 --> 01:10:21.859
happen no so you can't be isolationist and held

01:10:21.859 --> 01:10:25.119
separate because we all share a lot of the same

01:10:25.119 --> 01:10:27.279
stuff. And when they fuck it up for somebody,

01:10:27.380 --> 01:10:30.560
it's going to fuck it up for us too. We're stuck

01:10:30.560 --> 01:10:38.270
here. Who was your favorite Supreme Leader? I'm

01:10:38.270 --> 01:10:40.470
going to say the second guy because that was

01:10:40.470 --> 01:10:44.649
really unique. Okay, well, you got him. We got

01:10:44.649 --> 01:10:47.630
another guy. I was like, no, you don't. So whoever

01:10:47.630 --> 01:10:49.189
that second guy was. I was going to say the Borg

01:10:49.189 --> 01:10:51.149
Queen, but then I realized you were talking about

01:10:51.149 --> 01:10:56.529
Iran. But yeah, I think the second guy. The second

01:10:56.529 --> 01:10:58.670
guy. They need to put him on the postage stamp.

01:10:58.750 --> 01:11:02.590
Yeah, they do. He's out there all bold, chest

01:11:02.590 --> 01:11:06.789
out, going, yeah, I'm the new leader. Boom. No,

01:11:06.789 --> 01:11:12.670
he's not. Not anymore. I'm not laughing at the

01:11:12.670 --> 01:11:14.949
death of someone. I'm laughing at the irony and

01:11:14.949 --> 01:11:17.449
stupidity of the whole situation, of people thinking

01:11:17.449 --> 01:11:20.350
they can fuck around and not have to find out.

01:11:20.350 --> 01:11:24.350
I'm laughing at the death of no one. But it's

01:11:24.350 --> 01:11:27.390
the whole FAFO thing. Yeah, fuck around, find

01:11:27.390 --> 01:11:31.350
out. Absolutely. That's what happens. I'm the

01:11:31.350 --> 01:11:33.770
kind of guy that I really don't like to get between

01:11:33.770 --> 01:11:35.829
somebody and the consequences they brought on

01:11:35.829 --> 01:11:38.630
themselves. Me too. I just will let that happen.

01:11:38.890 --> 01:11:41.010
Well, it's a book just let them that I bought

01:11:41.010 --> 01:11:43.390
Valerie and I started reading some of it by Marty

01:11:43.390 --> 01:11:45.770
Robbins. I think, or no, no, no. Mel Robbins.

01:11:45.810 --> 01:11:48.029
Marty Robbins was a singer guitar. Oh, that's

01:11:48.029 --> 01:11:50.909
right. Mel Robbins. And yeah, I used to not be

01:11:50.909 --> 01:11:54.029
much for these books like that, but actually

01:11:54.029 --> 01:11:55.649
there's a lot to be said for that. It's like,

01:11:55.649 --> 01:11:58.590
why try to stop someone from their nature of

01:11:58.590 --> 01:12:01.810
what they do? This is what they do, and this

01:12:01.810 --> 01:12:03.350
is what they're comfortable with. And when they

01:12:03.350 --> 01:12:05.630
get kicked in the face, that's what they're comfortable

01:12:05.630 --> 01:12:09.369
with. And you can spend your life trying to help

01:12:09.369 --> 01:12:10.829
everyone else, or you can look in the mirror

01:12:10.829 --> 01:12:13.250
and try to help yourself. Yeah, yeah. And you

01:12:13.250 --> 01:12:15.510
can realize that the person you think you want

01:12:15.510 --> 01:12:18.050
to help has been helped over and over and over,

01:12:18.050 --> 01:12:18.970
and it doesn't work. That's what I'm talking

01:12:18.970 --> 01:12:19.909
about. It doesn't stick. Not the people that

01:12:19.909 --> 01:12:21.630
can really be helped. The people that can really

01:12:21.630 --> 01:12:24.850
be helped, of course, you help them. Yeah, that's

01:12:24.850 --> 01:12:28.600
something that... I've kind of made it my own,

01:12:28.720 --> 01:12:30.779
but it was close to something I heard in group

01:12:30.779 --> 01:12:33.699
therapy, but I've kind of modified it. Sometimes

01:12:33.699 --> 01:12:38.479
the best choice is to stay on shore and let that

01:12:38.479 --> 01:12:42.350
ship sink without you. Oh, yeah, I've had to

01:12:42.350 --> 01:12:45.449
do that many times. But so many people will swim

01:12:45.449 --> 01:12:47.789
out to the sinking ship and climb aboard and

01:12:47.789 --> 01:12:50.149
try to save. Yeah, you're going down with them.

01:12:50.270 --> 01:12:52.670
Well, I mean, that's the whole thing about, like,

01:12:52.670 --> 01:12:55.409
immigration, and that's the big sticking point

01:12:55.409 --> 01:12:57.329
is you've got to know who's coming over here

01:12:57.329 --> 01:12:59.630
and all that. And I think that a lot of where

01:12:59.630 --> 01:13:02.689
people fail to realize is we want people coming

01:13:02.689 --> 01:13:04.529
over here, but we have to know who they are.

01:13:04.949 --> 01:13:07.109
And you think about it, the people who are coming

01:13:07.109 --> 01:13:10.319
here, are the ones who aren't strong -willed

01:13:10.319 --> 01:13:13.239
enough to stay home and fix their country. Exactly.

01:13:13.239 --> 01:13:15.800
They're giving up and running away for whatever

01:13:15.800 --> 01:13:17.899
reason. You know, sometimes it's a good reason,

01:13:17.920 --> 01:13:20.659
sometimes it's a shitty reason. But we are getting

01:13:20.659 --> 01:13:22.880
the ones who are giving up and running away.

01:13:23.140 --> 01:13:25.439
Yeah. Not the strong -willed ones who are staying

01:13:25.439 --> 01:13:27.140
behind, saying, I'm going to fix this, I'm going

01:13:27.140 --> 01:13:29.619
to make this better. So that's something to remember.

01:13:29.979 --> 01:13:32.520
Yeah. No, it is. And that's true. It's just like

01:13:32.520 --> 01:13:34.420
my friend Joaquin I told you about on the last,

01:13:34.500 --> 01:13:37.439
on the Gang Bang podcast. Mm -hmm. about how

01:13:37.439 --> 01:13:39.739
he had a very valid reason to leave on a raft.

01:13:40.000 --> 01:13:42.420
And that's because, you know, Castro had him

01:13:42.420 --> 01:13:45.260
thrown in prison. Didn't tell his family or nothing.

01:13:45.279 --> 01:13:46.979
His family thought he was dead. Someone killed

01:13:46.979 --> 01:13:49.659
him or something. And then they found out that

01:13:49.659 --> 01:13:51.520
he wasn't with that guy that was standing next

01:13:51.520 --> 01:13:53.899
to him building that highway. And they let him

01:13:53.899 --> 01:13:56.380
go. And then right then he was like, yeah, I'm

01:13:56.380 --> 01:13:58.600
going. We're leaving. We're leaving right now.

01:13:58.720 --> 01:14:01.100
We're not, you know, us dying is better than

01:14:01.100 --> 01:14:03.880
being here. If it happens. But he made it over

01:14:03.880 --> 01:14:05.539
here and made a very good living for himself,

01:14:05.739 --> 01:14:08.340
and his family does well, and he does well. Yeah.

01:14:08.859 --> 01:14:11.260
Hardworking. Man, that guy, hardworking guy.

01:14:11.399 --> 01:14:14.760
Love him. Remember the great big release of people

01:14:14.760 --> 01:14:18.039
in 1982? Wasn't it from Cuba? Yeah, yeah. They

01:14:18.039 --> 01:14:20.359
let everybody out of their prisons. Yeah. Not

01:14:20.359 --> 01:14:22.300
only did they say everyone who wants to go can

01:14:22.300 --> 01:14:26.739
go, but they emptied the prisons and the... mental

01:14:26.739 --> 01:14:29.439
health hospitals and sent all of them too. They

01:14:29.439 --> 01:14:31.479
were basically getting rid of their dead weight

01:14:31.479 --> 01:14:36.640
and pushing it on us. Who was in office? In 82,

01:14:36.819 --> 01:14:39.140
that would have been Reagan. I'm surprised Reagan

01:14:39.140 --> 01:14:42.880
went for that. Honestly. Look, I mean... Reagan,

01:14:43.020 --> 01:14:45.079
a lot of people loved him and just thought he

01:14:45.079 --> 01:14:46.920
was like maybe the second greatest president

01:14:46.920 --> 01:14:49.260
ever or something like that or somewhere in the

01:14:49.260 --> 01:14:52.239
top five. I honestly thought a lot of what he

01:14:52.239 --> 01:14:55.020
did is a lot of our problems right now. Yeah,

01:14:55.020 --> 01:14:57.880
yeah. A lot of the deregulation he pushed through

01:14:57.880 --> 01:15:00.600
is what's fucking us so bad right now. He was

01:15:00.600 --> 01:15:04.479
not as good as people say. No, he was there to

01:15:04.479 --> 01:15:07.560
make America a more fun place for big business

01:15:07.560 --> 01:15:10.340
to do business. Yes. And that's it. And that's

01:15:10.340 --> 01:15:13.180
how the parties have changed. Yeah. Yeah, and

01:15:13.180 --> 01:15:16.539
no, what he did really, really hurt the American

01:15:16.539 --> 01:15:20.619
family, in my opinion. And I always wondered,

01:15:20.760 --> 01:15:23.300
questioned why people, I'll tell you why they

01:15:23.300 --> 01:15:25.340
thought he was so good. Because he was tough

01:15:25.340 --> 01:15:28.960
with the military. Yes. That's why. And he realized,

01:15:29.119 --> 01:15:31.420
be tough with the military, tough on law enforcement,

01:15:31.600 --> 01:15:34.899
tough against communism, they'll let me do whatever

01:15:34.899 --> 01:15:37.520
I want elsewhere. Which, pretty much they did.

01:15:37.720 --> 01:15:40.420
And he did do some brilliant moves. Yeah. But

01:15:40.420 --> 01:15:43.319
the problem is, is he was big business. Yeah.

01:15:43.420 --> 01:15:46.680
He was for it. He was all about it. And the trickle

01:15:46.680 --> 01:15:49.500
down theory never did work. No. It dries up in

01:15:49.500 --> 01:15:52.180
the middle. You know, you're lucky to get a fucking

01:15:52.180 --> 01:15:54.729
penny at the bottom. If the trickle -down economics

01:15:54.729 --> 01:15:57.489
worked, then the billionaires would be using

01:15:57.489 --> 01:15:59.369
it for themselves. Exactly, yes. And they're

01:15:59.369 --> 01:16:02.550
not, are they? No, that's their excuse. Well,

01:16:02.989 --> 01:16:04.949
we've got to have money because we give you jobs.

01:16:06.229 --> 01:16:08.149
Okay, how about I have your money and I give

01:16:08.149 --> 01:16:10.869
you a job? Yeah, let's just reverse it. How about

01:16:10.869 --> 01:16:13.869
that? Suddenly it's no fun anymore. No, no, I

01:16:13.869 --> 01:16:18.500
agree. We're finally getting it. A fair amount

01:16:18.500 --> 01:16:20.859
back on our taxes because they changed the tax

01:16:20.859 --> 01:16:23.760
codes finally. So, you know, everyone's bitching

01:16:23.760 --> 01:16:25.659
about everything, and I'm not saying anything

01:16:25.659 --> 01:16:27.840
about who should be president, nothing like that.

01:16:27.899 --> 01:16:29.699
So don't get your panties in a wad. Don't send

01:16:29.699 --> 01:16:32.159
me the emails. Number one, I won't read them

01:16:32.159 --> 01:16:35.579
anyhow. If they start off like in a certain way,

01:16:35.640 --> 01:16:37.920
no, they just get discarded. Because everybody

01:16:37.920 --> 01:16:40.039
has opinions, and they're like assholes. They

01:16:40.039 --> 01:16:45.600
all stink. But it's weird to think that a fairly

01:16:45.600 --> 01:16:48.600
secure middle class, has only been around in

01:16:48.600 --> 01:16:51.460
this country for less than 100 years. Yeah. Less

01:16:51.460 --> 01:16:53.840
than 100 years. And it can be debated whether

01:16:53.840 --> 01:16:55.779
it's still around or not. Yeah. With housing

01:16:55.779 --> 01:16:59.199
costs. I like what Trump signed, though, the

01:16:59.199 --> 01:17:01.819
bill that will not allow people to buy up all

01:17:01.819 --> 01:17:04.479
the houses. Yeah. That needed to happen because

01:17:04.479 --> 01:17:06.399
that's why there's a housing shortage. Let's

01:17:06.399 --> 01:17:10.680
do that with concert tickets, too. My solution

01:17:10.680 --> 01:17:13.020
is never go after this concert we're going to

01:17:13.020 --> 01:17:15.729
in Tulsa. I'm not going again. No, I'm done.

01:17:15.890 --> 01:17:17.909
I'm done getting ripped off by them. At the very

01:17:17.909 --> 01:17:22.289
best, I would show up the day of the concert

01:17:22.289 --> 01:17:25.189
and try to buy one outside and get in. That's

01:17:25.189 --> 01:17:27.949
the most I'll do from now on. They've got to

01:17:27.949 --> 01:17:30.170
be there, set up, ready to go, then I'll buy

01:17:30.170 --> 01:17:32.909
a ticket. Yes. Other than that, no. Nope. And

01:17:32.909 --> 01:17:36.970
buy it in line from StubHub for $10. I'm not

01:17:36.970 --> 01:17:39.289
financing anybody else's tour and getting ripped

01:17:39.289 --> 01:17:41.550
off the way you and I have both been ripped off.

01:17:41.649 --> 01:17:44.250
Nope, no, I've been ripped off enough. Fuck them.

01:17:44.350 --> 01:17:48.409
Fuck every one of them. And, you know, in a way,

01:17:48.409 --> 01:17:51.449
you really don't put all the blame on the musicians

01:17:51.449 --> 01:17:54.170
and the bands because the system they're working

01:17:54.170 --> 01:17:57.090
in, this is all they can do to make money. This

01:17:57.090 --> 01:17:59.340
is the only way they can make money. And they're

01:17:59.340 --> 01:18:00.960
not running the show. They're just trying to

01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:02.880
work within it. We got that idiot from Ticketmaster

01:18:02.880 --> 01:18:06.199
saying that concerts are underpriced. I think

01:18:06.199 --> 01:18:08.500
he's overpriced. Let's look at his salary. Yeah.

01:18:08.720 --> 01:18:12.279
Yeah. No, someone saying that tells me I don't

01:18:12.279 --> 01:18:14.920
give them my money. Fuck them. I would like for

01:18:14.920 --> 01:18:18.100
that guy to go ahead and raise ticket prices

01:18:18.100 --> 01:18:20.399
to what he thinks they should be and watch how

01:18:20.399 --> 01:18:25.779
nobody buys shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm saying

01:18:25.779 --> 01:18:27.539
price yourself out of the business. Go ahead.

01:18:27.720 --> 01:18:30.739
Go ride on it. Have fun. Enjoy yourself. Yeah.

01:18:31.800 --> 01:18:37.279
Okay, next one. Alcohol sells your way down among

01:18:37.279 --> 01:18:42.659
Gen Z. Will it ever rebound? I know, you know,

01:18:42.720 --> 01:18:44.500
with war and everything. It's going to take a

01:18:44.500 --> 01:18:47.819
long time, but I think they could get it to rebound

01:18:47.819 --> 01:18:50.479
if they let it die out and then bring it back,

01:18:50.500 --> 01:18:53.310
isn't it? Nostalgia thing in about 50 years.

01:18:53.449 --> 01:18:56.470
Yeah. I don't think cigarettes are ever coming

01:18:56.470 --> 01:18:59.449
back, but I think those will eventually make

01:18:59.449 --> 01:19:02.029
a return just in a long time. They price cigarettes

01:19:02.029 --> 01:19:05.569
out of the Norweyan's range anyhow. And that

01:19:05.569 --> 01:19:07.890
was part of the reason for all the taxes is to

01:19:07.890 --> 01:19:10.170
make it ridiculous. They tried to do the same

01:19:10.170 --> 01:19:12.909
thing with firearms. They said, okay, you can

01:19:12.909 --> 01:19:14.750
buy all the guns you want, but we're going to

01:19:14.750 --> 01:19:17.550
put a huge tax on ammunition, so you can't afford

01:19:17.550 --> 01:19:20.149
to shoot them. It was going to be like $10 a

01:19:20.149 --> 01:19:24.189
shot. You can make your own bullets. Yeah, and

01:19:24.189 --> 01:19:26.350
they were going to try to tax lead out of existence

01:19:26.350 --> 01:19:29.449
and gunpowder and brass. They were going to try

01:19:29.449 --> 01:19:32.970
to just tax it into oblivion. That's what they

01:19:32.970 --> 01:19:35.369
did with cigarettes. Oh, yeah, it is. I think

01:19:35.369 --> 01:19:37.770
if they started cutting back on the taxes on

01:19:37.770 --> 01:19:41.090
alcohol and made it a little easier, maybe you'd

01:19:41.090 --> 01:19:44.710
get a little... bump in the popularity but overall

01:19:44.710 --> 01:19:48.090
I think it's on the decline. I think it's viewed

01:19:48.090 --> 01:19:51.569
as a thing that we used to do now. I think it's

01:19:51.569 --> 01:19:54.090
an afterthought and I think the people that were

01:19:54.090 --> 01:19:56.789
smoking are dying off and that's pretty much

01:19:56.789 --> 01:19:59.569
about it. But I think the stage is absolutely

01:19:59.569 --> 01:20:02.710
set to replace all the alcohol establishments

01:20:02.710 --> 01:20:05.449
with weed establishments. Well it's already going

01:20:05.449 --> 01:20:09.430
on. And then they're also going to bring in places

01:20:09.430 --> 01:20:13.800
that will let you do mushrooms or ketamine. Which

01:20:13.800 --> 01:20:16.439
I'm all for because, I mean, it's a safe place

01:20:16.439 --> 01:20:19.039
for people to do things like that, controlled

01:20:19.039 --> 01:20:22.720
with people you know or a friend, whatever. And

01:20:22.720 --> 01:20:25.600
then have a concession right there with Uber

01:20:25.600 --> 01:20:28.880
and Lyft and whatever, drive services, because

01:20:28.880 --> 01:20:30.579
you can tell everyone, we're going to make sure

01:20:30.579 --> 01:20:34.020
you don't drive home under the influence. you

01:20:34.020 --> 01:20:36.579
get 25 % of all the Ubers because everyone has

01:20:36.579 --> 01:20:39.100
to take an Uber. So you get a kickback. When

01:20:39.100 --> 01:20:42.020
you come in, they've got your name and everything.

01:20:42.319 --> 01:20:43.899
You've got to give them your ID and go, okay,

01:20:43.939 --> 01:20:46.479
all right. Included in this package is an Uber

01:20:46.479 --> 01:20:49.380
ride. So come over here and see me when you're

01:20:49.380 --> 01:20:51.600
ready to go, and the guy will be waiting for

01:20:51.600 --> 01:20:52.939
you out front. I'll tell you which one to get

01:20:52.939 --> 01:20:55.560
into. I mean, the whole concierge thing about

01:20:55.560 --> 01:20:58.140
it. Everything's ready for you, kind of like

01:20:58.140 --> 01:21:01.079
at a hotel. Yeah. And I think it would make perfect

01:21:01.079 --> 01:21:03.600
sense to replace the drinking establishments,

01:21:03.600 --> 01:21:06.699
where violence usually breaks out, with stoner

01:21:06.699 --> 01:21:08.340
establishments, where the worst thing that's

01:21:08.340 --> 01:21:09.720
going to happen is somebody's going to pass out

01:21:09.720 --> 01:21:12.079
on the floor. Yes. And then you leave them be.

01:21:12.079 --> 01:21:14.020
And get really hungry. Yeah, you leave them be.

01:21:14.300 --> 01:21:17.899
You take a bag of Funyuns, place them right next

01:21:17.899 --> 01:21:19.699
to his head. There you go. And that's it. That's

01:21:19.699 --> 01:21:22.659
all you need to do. That's it. It's good. Yeah,

01:21:23.460 --> 01:21:25.250
I think we're moving that way. Yeah, I think

01:21:25.250 --> 01:21:28.590
so too. Cuba's infrastructure collapsed, as in

01:21:28.590 --> 01:21:33.109
their whole power system. It just, boom. Are

01:21:33.109 --> 01:21:36.449
they the next target operation? I would say so.

01:21:36.489 --> 01:21:38.789
I think so too. It needed to happen anyhow. They're

01:21:38.789 --> 01:21:41.609
right next door, and they have a lot of bad influences

01:21:41.609 --> 01:21:44.430
that don't like us. Yeah. And, you know, when

01:21:44.430 --> 01:21:47.029
Fidel stepped down and let his brother Raul Castro

01:21:47.029 --> 01:21:50.609
take over. He was worse than Fidel. I know. He

01:21:50.609 --> 01:21:53.449
was way worse. I knew. I told you about my buddy

01:21:53.449 --> 01:21:55.630
Joaquin. I have another buddy named Juan. Two

01:21:55.630 --> 01:21:57.970
Cubans that came from Cuba that were oppressed.

01:21:58.289 --> 01:22:00.390
And they both said that. Because I'm like, hey,

01:22:00.409 --> 01:22:03.789
are you ready for Fidel to go? He's probably

01:22:03.789 --> 01:22:05.890
about dead or something. And he was pretty much

01:22:05.890 --> 01:22:09.789
about dead. And they go, no. They go, his brother's

01:22:09.789 --> 01:22:11.989
worse. And it's kind of like over there, that

01:22:11.989 --> 01:22:14.270
little chubby bitch over there in North Korea.

01:22:14.449 --> 01:22:17.239
His sister's worse. Yeah. People wanting him

01:22:17.239 --> 01:22:18.979
dead? No, you probably better get his sister

01:22:18.979 --> 01:22:24.079
first and then get him. Yeah, I think Cuba is

01:22:24.079 --> 01:22:27.720
pretty ripe for exploitation. You know, go in

01:22:27.720 --> 01:22:29.600
and knock out the regime. You'll have a whole

01:22:29.600 --> 01:22:32.140
bunch of very grateful people for the first year

01:22:32.140 --> 01:22:36.460
or so. Yep. And I could see Cuba becoming the

01:22:36.460 --> 01:22:38.800
fifth state faster than Puerto Rico. No, I think

01:22:38.800 --> 01:22:41.260
so too. Or 51st, I'm sorry. Well, the whole thing

01:22:41.260 --> 01:22:44.170
is they want to. They want to pay taxes. They

01:22:44.170 --> 01:22:47.029
want to be in the system. Puerto Rico is kind

01:22:47.029 --> 01:22:48.489
of like it. Well, we kind of like it like it

01:22:48.489 --> 01:22:50.609
is. We're in territory and everything, but we

01:22:50.609 --> 01:22:53.109
don't actually want to be a part of you guys.

01:22:53.310 --> 01:22:55.789
Yeah, and a lot of Puerto Rico doesn't want to

01:22:55.789 --> 01:22:59.529
be a state either. No. That's tension there.

01:22:59.770 --> 01:23:01.710
I mean, when Bad Bunny came and did the Super

01:23:01.710 --> 01:23:04.069
Bowl show and had anti -American sentiment, it

01:23:04.069 --> 01:23:06.890
was a product of the Puerto Rican movement to

01:23:06.890 --> 01:23:10.250
not become part of the United States. It's not

01:23:10.250 --> 01:23:12.329
like, oh, I hate America just because. It's,

01:23:12.329 --> 01:23:15.029
no, I don't want to be one of your cities. He's

01:23:15.029 --> 01:23:17.170
not touring in America because of the immigration

01:23:17.170 --> 01:23:23.630
policies. Yeah. Boy, we dodged a bullet. I'm

01:23:23.630 --> 01:23:26.710
remembering the old poster from Prohibition days

01:23:26.710 --> 01:23:30.079
that showed, like 10 to 12 women standing around

01:23:30.079 --> 01:23:35.020
a sign and the sign said lips that touch wine

01:23:35.020 --> 01:23:37.880
will never touch ours and you look at these women

01:23:37.880 --> 01:23:42.409
and they're just the most hideous fucking wildebeest

01:23:42.409 --> 01:23:44.609
looking... It was like the definition of a resting

01:23:44.609 --> 01:23:47.189
bitch face on every single one of them. And it

01:23:47.189 --> 01:23:49.010
was the kind of thing that would make you run

01:23:49.010 --> 01:23:51.010
and grab a bottle to make sure none of those

01:23:51.010 --> 01:23:53.449
women ever tried to kiss you. It was just like

01:23:53.449 --> 01:23:56.869
the worst idea ever. Oh, no, it's funny because

01:23:56.869 --> 01:24:00.310
they did quite a few memes and even posters like

01:24:00.310 --> 01:24:03.789
that where they got the famous really hideous

01:24:03.789 --> 01:24:07.449
looking... And it's just like... And they had

01:24:07.449 --> 01:24:10.100
shirts that go... no white man's ever getting

01:24:10.100 --> 01:24:12.560
this again is pointing down towards their privacy

01:24:12.560 --> 01:24:16.159
and they have people on doing videos going oh

01:24:16.159 --> 01:24:19.180
thank you lord thank you and the other one's

01:24:19.180 --> 01:24:21.500
going okay i guess we just gotta accept it and

01:24:21.500 --> 01:24:26.300
move on yeah that's always funny when someone

01:24:26.300 --> 01:24:29.399
tries to make a threat and it's really not the

01:24:29.399 --> 01:24:31.380
threat they think it is yeah everyone's like

01:24:31.380 --> 01:24:35.300
everyone looks at each other go okay cool we

01:24:35.300 --> 01:24:42.130
agree So, all right. Cuba is badly outdated.

01:24:42.409 --> 01:24:44.810
The dictators that ran the country never shared

01:24:44.810 --> 01:24:46.970
the wealth. Will it be worth private investments

01:24:46.970 --> 01:24:48.970
or will the U .S. government do the rebuilding?

01:24:49.069 --> 01:24:50.909
I think it's going to be both, but what do you

01:24:50.909 --> 01:24:52.810
think? Yeah, I think it's going to be both. Yeah,

01:24:52.829 --> 01:24:54.529
they're going to find private investors that

01:24:54.529 --> 01:24:57.789
come up to them, you know, don't you think? And

01:24:57.789 --> 01:25:02.029
if Cuba is turned into an American protectorate

01:25:02.029 --> 01:25:04.829
or American territory. I think it's coming, yeah.

01:25:05.579 --> 01:25:09.859
then normal American laws don't apply. No. And

01:25:09.859 --> 01:25:12.520
nobody there has constitutional rights. There's

01:25:12.520 --> 01:25:14.520
going to be gambling, hooking, all kinds of stuff.

01:25:14.520 --> 01:25:16.640
Yeah, just exactly what the mafia was going to

01:25:16.640 --> 01:25:20.659
do to it back in 59. So no surprise the government

01:25:20.659 --> 01:25:23.500
has their eyes on it. Imagine the tax money they

01:25:23.500 --> 01:25:26.319
can make. Imagine the favors they can pay off

01:25:26.319 --> 01:25:29.420
and get owed to them by steering people towards

01:25:29.420 --> 01:25:32.460
this enormous money -making. And it's going to

01:25:32.460 --> 01:25:34.699
be basically a modern -day Sodom and Gomorrah.

01:25:35.970 --> 01:25:39.670
Nevada looked like an Osmond Brothers theme park.

01:25:41.270 --> 01:25:46.449
Well, it is next to Utah. Oh, yeah, I think there's

01:25:46.449 --> 01:25:48.770
a whole lot of people just salivating about the

01:25:48.770 --> 01:25:52.029
idea of turning Cuba into one giant Las Vegas.

01:25:52.289 --> 01:25:54.770
Oh, yeah, yeah, and I think that's also part

01:25:54.770 --> 01:25:58.229
of the whole idea. It's like they knew this was

01:25:58.229 --> 01:25:59.930
coming. They've seen it for years. They're not,

01:25:59.989 --> 01:26:02.989
you know, they're... always spying on them. They're

01:26:02.989 --> 01:26:05.050
during surveillance. They know this was coming.

01:26:05.270 --> 01:26:07.029
And I think it's one of those deals where like,

01:26:07.109 --> 01:26:09.390
let's let it happen. When it collapses and falls

01:26:09.390 --> 01:26:11.470
apart, we're going to have a reason to go over

01:26:11.470 --> 01:26:14.329
there and do this. And the next thing you know,

01:26:14.409 --> 01:26:16.770
like you said, it's a Sodom and Gomorrah. You

01:26:16.770 --> 01:26:19.710
show up thinking, oh, we're being humanitarian

01:26:19.710 --> 01:26:21.970
and helping these people, and then you just never

01:26:21.970 --> 01:26:25.430
leave. Yeah, exactly. That's been done before.

01:26:25.850 --> 01:26:29.789
And finally, who is the biggest pussy alive today?

01:26:30.790 --> 01:26:33.850
Bruce Springsteen. Okay, I can go with that.

01:26:35.369 --> 01:26:40.010
I can go with that. His high point of his life

01:26:40.010 --> 01:26:42.170
was when he dragged Courtney Cox up on stage

01:26:42.170 --> 01:26:45.930
to dance with him in a rehearsed and prearranged

01:26:45.930 --> 01:26:48.989
stunt. Yeah, she was a struggling actress. Yeah.

01:26:49.109 --> 01:26:51.550
And she probably did it for free just to get

01:26:51.550 --> 01:26:54.970
notoriety. Yeah, and I'm sure... Bruce Springsteen

01:26:54.970 --> 01:26:56.529
management would have been happy if Courtney

01:26:56.529 --> 01:26:58.789
Cox had never landed that role on Friends and

01:26:58.789 --> 01:27:00.510
everyone could go on believing it was just some

01:27:00.510 --> 01:27:01.710
random woman. They didn't think she was going

01:27:01.710 --> 01:27:03.470
to land anything. That's why they did it. But

01:27:03.470 --> 01:27:05.409
then it became very obvious that this was just

01:27:05.409 --> 01:27:08.689
done for the sake of the video. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

01:27:10.329 --> 01:27:13.229
All right. That was the high point of Bruce's

01:27:13.229 --> 01:27:17.529
life, I'm sure. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah. Okay,

01:27:17.930 --> 01:27:20.010
this next story has been floating around for

01:27:20.010 --> 01:27:22.729
a couple of days, but I can't vet it or unvet

01:27:22.729 --> 01:27:25.789
it. Robert De Niro says he has no choice but

01:27:25.789 --> 01:27:29.350
to leave New York after Madani, or whatever the

01:27:29.350 --> 01:27:31.310
fuck his name is. Madani. Madani, yeah, Madani.

01:27:31.810 --> 01:27:34.289
Sorry, that was my fault. Officially became mayor.

01:27:34.409 --> 01:27:37.569
No, that's cool. According to De Niro, the new

01:27:37.569 --> 01:27:39.789
administration wants to take nearly half of his

01:27:39.789 --> 01:27:43.229
average savings because he's considered wealthy.

01:27:43.819 --> 01:27:45.680
He said, I haven't worked this sometimes. My

01:27:45.680 --> 01:27:48.579
savings are all I have, he said. And I know why

01:27:48.579 --> 01:27:52.880
he's not working. Fucking loudmouth idiot. He's

01:27:52.880 --> 01:27:54.539
just going to embarrass anything you put him

01:27:54.539 --> 01:27:57.640
on. Yeah, why do it? So what makes him more ironic?

01:27:58.020 --> 01:28:01.119
De Niro was one of Mondami's most vocal supporters

01:28:01.119 --> 01:28:03.500
during the campaign. Yes, he was. Social media

01:28:03.500 --> 01:28:06.060
didn't miss a moment. Many are saying he's officially

01:28:06.060 --> 01:28:08.560
entered the fuck around and find out phase of

01:28:08.560 --> 01:28:12.579
his political choices. Again. I go to the you

01:28:12.579 --> 01:28:15.399
first policy. I think you came up with it first,

01:28:15.439 --> 01:28:17.500
and now I'm carrying the banner everywhere. Yeah.

01:28:17.739 --> 01:28:20.220
Okay, if you really believe in this, you do it

01:28:20.220 --> 01:28:22.319
first. Yeah, show me how it's done. You want

01:28:22.319 --> 01:28:24.319
a socialist, you give your money up first. Yeah.

01:28:24.380 --> 01:28:26.579
Okay, you want to give your land back, you give

01:28:26.579 --> 01:28:29.659
your land back first. Yep. And until then, I

01:28:29.659 --> 01:28:31.500
don't want to hear anything from you. Because

01:28:31.500 --> 01:28:34.399
all it is, is you mean you want me to. Yep. While

01:28:34.399 --> 01:28:37.979
you watch. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, my idiot brother

01:28:37.979 --> 01:28:40.479
John, I remember telling him that once, and he

01:28:40.479 --> 01:28:42.279
said, well, see, it doesn't mean anything unless

01:28:42.279 --> 01:28:44.399
everyone does it. And I said, so you want to

01:28:44.399 --> 01:28:47.699
force everyone to do what you want them to do.

01:28:48.340 --> 01:28:50.479
Who the hell are you to tell everyone what to

01:28:50.479 --> 01:28:52.699
do? And then he goes, oh, it's the right thing,

01:28:52.800 --> 01:28:54.319
and it's the property, and it's bad, and it's

01:28:54.319 --> 01:28:56.439
just on and on. Says who? Yeah. It's like, well,

01:28:56.479 --> 01:28:58.939
this is still just your opinion, and still, you

01:28:58.939 --> 01:29:02.140
go first. Show me how dedicated and how much

01:29:02.140 --> 01:29:04.300
into it you are. You sell everything, give everything

01:29:04.300 --> 01:29:07.159
away, give your land back. You do it first. Pauperize

01:29:07.159 --> 01:29:09.760
yourself to redistribute your wealth and see

01:29:09.760 --> 01:29:13.220
who follows suit. Yeah. Do it first. Yeah, I

01:29:13.220 --> 01:29:16.779
100 % agree. Absolutely. And like I said, until

01:29:16.779 --> 01:29:21.079
that is done, anything that is said is just chatter.

01:29:21.239 --> 01:29:25.680
Yeah. Lip service. Yeah. All right. How long

01:29:25.680 --> 01:29:30.119
have we got? Hour and 22. Okay, I've got this

01:29:30.119 --> 01:29:32.079
thing here, and I'm also going to be doing a

01:29:32.079 --> 01:29:36.060
bit on it. Okay. A little piece that's going

01:29:36.060 --> 01:29:38.279
to go into our little ha -ha sections or whatever.

01:29:38.739 --> 01:29:41.159
You know, like in between the stupid criminal

01:29:41.159 --> 01:29:44.460
and things overheard in hell or something like

01:29:44.460 --> 01:29:47.619
that, okay? This is called the Fraud Replacement

01:29:47.619 --> 01:29:51.479
Act. The Fraud Replacement Act. Here at Deuce

01:29:51.479 --> 01:29:54.159
Bag Central, we care about our people. This is

01:29:54.159 --> 01:29:57.199
why we introduced to you the Government Fraud

01:29:57.199 --> 01:30:01.449
Refund Act. Okay, the Government Fraud Refund

01:30:01.449 --> 01:30:04.909
Act. Okay. Okay? Simply put, if fraud happens

01:30:04.909 --> 01:30:07.289
on your watch as a government official, you don't

01:30:07.289 --> 01:30:10.210
get paid until every single taxpayer gets a refund

01:30:10.210 --> 01:30:12.350
on the taxes wasted by the fraud or cheating.

01:30:12.750 --> 01:30:15.949
I like that. Yeah. I like that. Perfect example.

01:30:15.970 --> 01:30:18.810
Let's take that perfect example of human trash

01:30:18.810 --> 01:30:22.890
can, Gavin Newsom. Yeah. Fraud was happening

01:30:22.890 --> 01:30:25.710
at an epic level two years ago with the SNAP

01:30:25.710 --> 01:30:28.729
food program. The cost per year was $20 million.

01:30:28.930 --> 01:30:31.189
Now it's down to $4 million, and he's awful proud

01:30:31.189 --> 01:30:33.890
of that. He's like, oh, look at that. I got it

01:30:33.890 --> 01:30:36.810
down to $4 million. Not enough. Not good enough.

01:30:37.090 --> 01:30:39.930
Every cent needs to be refunded, and he can't

01:30:39.930 --> 01:30:42.869
own another thing or another dime, and everything

01:30:42.869 --> 01:30:45.250
he owns should be distributed among the people

01:30:45.250 --> 01:30:48.489
that were ripped off. Yep. And this goes for

01:30:48.489 --> 01:30:53.029
everybody. Can't get reelected. Yeah, out of

01:30:53.029 --> 01:30:55.329
politics and you have to relinquish the money.

01:30:55.890 --> 01:30:59.229
And there's a lot more to it, but it's going

01:30:59.229 --> 01:31:01.250
to be on the bit. But I just wanted to go into

01:31:01.250 --> 01:31:03.329
it for a minute there and I wanted to do it in

01:31:03.329 --> 01:31:09.449
front of you. Yeah, I like that because the response

01:31:09.449 --> 01:31:12.090
is fewer people are going to want to run for

01:31:12.090 --> 01:31:15.180
office. And I say good. Yeah, good. Well, the

01:31:15.180 --> 01:31:17.159
term limits, I hope that goes through. They're

01:31:17.159 --> 01:31:19.699
trying to get that through. And that is one of

01:31:19.699 --> 01:31:23.220
the biggest keys to our country being much better

01:31:23.220 --> 01:31:25.760
is the people that are in there like the Pelosi's

01:31:25.760 --> 01:31:28.279
and the idiots like that. The Schumers. The Schumers,

01:31:28.300 --> 01:31:30.760
yeah. They're just fucking hanging out. Bernie

01:31:30.760 --> 01:31:34.239
Sanders. Oh, that fucker. He needs to dry up

01:31:34.239 --> 01:31:39.439
and blow away. Bernie Sanders. He is such a hideous

01:31:39.439 --> 01:31:42.159
hypocrite. He's such a liar and a fool. Oh, I

01:31:42.159 --> 01:31:45.600
know. And what's bigger is... all the rubes that

01:31:45.600 --> 01:31:48.140
fucking follow him and think that guy loves him.

01:31:48.420 --> 01:31:52.520
He thinks that guy loves him. The guy that flies

01:31:52.520 --> 01:31:55.380
around in helicopters and preaches to you about

01:31:55.380 --> 01:31:59.800
all this fossil fuel burning, all of that. Oh,

01:31:59.899 --> 01:32:02.739
did you see the picture of the incredible mess

01:32:02.739 --> 01:32:04.800
they left behind at the theater where they held

01:32:04.800 --> 01:32:08.300
the Oscars? All those celebrities who tell you

01:32:08.300 --> 01:32:11.039
to not drive your car and drink out of a paper

01:32:11.039 --> 01:32:13.659
straw, and you look at the filthy mess they left

01:32:13.659 --> 01:32:17.020
behind at the theater when they left. Just crap

01:32:17.020 --> 01:32:21.180
everywhere. Yeah, I believe it. And that's because

01:32:21.180 --> 01:32:23.500
they've been pampered and glad -handled for so

01:32:23.500 --> 01:32:26.039
long, they think that that's the norm. I'll just

01:32:26.039 --> 01:32:28.710
leave it here. We're going to have some... Peons

01:32:28.710 --> 01:32:31.109
come and get it, and that is the idea behind

01:32:31.109 --> 01:32:34.409
this You First movement is everyone thinks that

01:32:34.409 --> 01:32:37.470
we need to do what they say because people have

01:32:37.470 --> 01:32:41.590
patted them on the back and told them great things

01:32:41.590 --> 01:32:43.689
for so long, they believe their own bullshit.

01:32:43.829 --> 01:32:45.590
They're just like, oh, yeah, yeah, I must be

01:32:45.590 --> 01:32:48.850
great. So everything I say is the gospel. And

01:32:48.850 --> 01:32:52.329
it makes perfect sense that any political party

01:32:52.329 --> 01:32:55.909
would have a celebrity wing to pass along their

01:32:55.909 --> 01:32:59.590
message. Yes. And, you know, each political party

01:32:59.590 --> 01:33:01.630
has their group of celebrities that they send

01:33:01.630 --> 01:33:03.789
out to spread the propaganda. And people just

01:33:03.789 --> 01:33:08.069
buy it. Oh, this is a celebrity. I actively dislike

01:33:08.069 --> 01:33:10.289
celebrities. If you're a celebrity, I think you're

01:33:10.289 --> 01:33:13.510
less than. No, me too. You're an attention whore.

01:33:13.569 --> 01:33:16.649
You're a fame whore. You're putting your nose

01:33:16.649 --> 01:33:20.090
into everybody's business. Go away. Don't want

01:33:20.090 --> 01:33:22.350
them. Don't need them. You know, I have a pet

01:33:22.350 --> 01:33:26.619
termite. You know what his name is? Clint Eatswood.

01:33:29.000 --> 01:33:34.020
All right, sorry. I heard a story about a woman

01:33:34.020 --> 01:33:36.380
who grew up and she had an aunt who was called

01:33:36.380 --> 01:33:40.659
Auntie Clit. And she didn't know what that was

01:33:40.659 --> 01:33:42.659
until she got older and she realized what that

01:33:42.659 --> 01:33:44.680
word meant. She said, why do we keep calling

01:33:44.680 --> 01:33:47.420
her Auntie Clit? Well, because her real name

01:33:47.420 --> 01:33:54.399
is Joy Button. I thought you were going to say

01:33:54.399 --> 01:34:01.640
bean. That would make sense too. Very cool. No,

01:34:01.739 --> 01:34:03.539
you're talking about like activists. And I love

01:34:03.539 --> 01:34:07.060
Clint Eastwood, you know, because he's a no -nonsense

01:34:07.060 --> 01:34:09.880
type of a gun guy and all that, you know. And

01:34:09.880 --> 01:34:12.859
I just thought of Clint Eastwood like that because

01:34:12.859 --> 01:34:18.140
that joke to me is so horrible. I love it. And

01:34:18.140 --> 01:34:20.060
the funny thing is, is even if you heard it before,

01:34:20.140 --> 01:34:21.699
you still laugh. You're like, oh, yeah, yeah.

01:34:24.560 --> 01:34:29.000
Let's see. I got some more bar stuff. Okay. This

01:34:29.000 --> 01:34:33.800
is dive bar don'ts. Oh, good idea. Okay. Number

01:34:33.800 --> 01:34:36.319
one don't is trying to organize a trivia team

01:34:36.319 --> 01:34:39.880
with strangers in a dive bar. Oh, bad idea. Goes

01:34:39.880 --> 01:34:42.479
bad. Goes bad. After you wake up in the alley

01:34:42.479 --> 01:34:45.640
with a black eye, you probably should find another

01:34:45.640 --> 01:34:49.079
bar. And your Uno cards all over your face. Yeah.

01:34:49.079 --> 01:34:54.779
Yeah. Yeah. Calling the regulars locals like

01:34:54.779 --> 01:34:58.560
you're on vacation. Big no -no in dive bars.

01:35:00.699 --> 01:35:06.000
Wow. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. The third

01:35:06.000 --> 01:35:11.739
one, saying, let's do a shot flight. Bad idea.

01:35:14.779 --> 01:35:19.260
Bad idea. Using the term a flight of anything

01:35:19.260 --> 01:35:21.779
is a bad idea. Oh, no, no, no. That's an automatic

01:35:21.779 --> 01:35:24.279
ass kicking. Yes, that's right. And that's another

01:35:24.279 --> 01:35:26.880
one where you're lying on the ground and the

01:35:26.880 --> 01:35:33.699
drink menu stuffed in your mouth. The next one,

01:35:33.819 --> 01:35:37.840
number four, I believe, is referring to your

01:35:37.840 --> 01:35:40.699
bartender as your spiritual guide for the night.

01:35:42.470 --> 01:35:44.289
Now, doesn't that make you want to hit someone

01:35:44.289 --> 01:35:46.850
right in the face? I can just hear somebody saying

01:35:46.850 --> 01:35:49.210
that. Yeah, this is my spiritual guide for tonight.

01:35:49.689 --> 01:35:52.329
What's your name again? Ben. Yeah, Ben. He's

01:35:52.329 --> 01:35:58.289
my spiritual guide for... Bam! Wow. Now, go home

01:35:58.289 --> 01:36:05.949
and knit something. Okay. Number five no -no

01:36:05.949 --> 01:36:07.789
is taking pictures of the bathroom graffiti.

01:36:08.399 --> 01:36:13.079
Like it's a secret art, street art. Now, that

01:36:13.079 --> 01:36:16.319
one, Buzzard Beach had some of the best, and

01:36:16.319 --> 01:36:18.640
I did snap some pictures of those. They were

01:36:18.640 --> 01:36:22.859
so good. Speaking of graffiti, the legendary

01:36:22.859 --> 01:36:25.979
graffiti artist Banksy, they finally figured

01:36:25.979 --> 01:36:28.359
out who it is. It's a guy named Robin Gunningham.

01:36:28.779 --> 01:36:31.380
Oh, I didn't know that. Yep, his identity's been

01:36:31.380 --> 01:36:34.300
revealed. He's an older guy. Yeah, he's been

01:36:34.300 --> 01:36:38.340
around a while. Banksy, yeah. Supposedly, his

01:36:38.340 --> 01:36:41.579
management team or handlers or whatever were

01:36:41.579 --> 01:36:46.000
trying to say, oh, he's so cutting edge and he's

01:36:46.000 --> 01:36:49.579
had death threats and we can't reveal his identity

01:36:49.579 --> 01:36:52.619
because it will impede his art. He's like, screw

01:36:52.619 --> 01:36:57.220
you. No. Everybody loves him. He's not a hated

01:36:57.220 --> 01:37:00.699
guy. Plus, all that is none of our business and

01:37:00.699 --> 01:37:07.500
none of our problem. It's on him. If the DMV

01:37:07.500 --> 01:37:10.199
gets to know who he is, we get to know. Yes.

01:37:10.300 --> 01:37:14.460
Yeah, I agree. The next one is severe dive bar

01:37:14.460 --> 01:37:19.479
offenses. Okay. All right. Putting a song on

01:37:19.479 --> 01:37:22.140
that everyone hates. Yeah. And then leaving.

01:37:23.920 --> 01:37:26.819
That is cruel. One time me and my ex -friend

01:37:26.819 --> 01:37:30.270
Matt went into Desert Beach. And we put in shiny

01:37:30.270 --> 01:37:33.689
happy people ten times in a row and we left.

01:37:35.250 --> 01:37:37.510
And that was not the kind you could override.

01:37:37.729 --> 01:37:40.170
That was an old -fashioned one. You couldn't

01:37:40.170 --> 01:37:42.229
put in a buck and get rid of it. You had to sit

01:37:42.229 --> 01:37:44.350
there and listen to it. I heard a story of a

01:37:44.350 --> 01:37:47.289
guy who figured out that the bar his wife and

01:37:47.289 --> 01:37:50.090
all of her girlfriends went to had an internet

01:37:50.090 --> 01:37:53.449
jukebox. So from his home, he was able to connect

01:37:53.449 --> 01:37:56.569
to the jukebox and he started playing his wife's

01:37:56.569 --> 01:38:01.039
most hated song. Over and over and over and over.

01:38:03.899 --> 01:38:06.880
That reminds me. I've got to tell the story about

01:38:06.880 --> 01:38:11.180
the guy I used to work with. When Bluetooth first

01:38:11.180 --> 01:38:13.359
came out and he had no idea how they worked.

01:38:13.439 --> 01:38:15.829
I did. Yeah. And I connected to him accidentally

01:38:15.829 --> 01:38:19.449
sitting right next to him. Yeah. And I had no

01:38:19.449 --> 01:38:22.250
idea because I had one of the first smartphones,

01:38:22.390 --> 01:38:24.649
if you say. You know, they were still kind of

01:38:24.649 --> 01:38:26.250
a flip phone -ish, but they're a smartphone.

01:38:26.529 --> 01:38:29.029
Yeah. And it connected to it, and I found that

01:38:29.029 --> 01:38:32.670
polka station, and I kept playing polka. But

01:38:32.670 --> 01:38:34.710
that just reminded me of that, and you know what?

01:38:35.210 --> 01:38:37.729
I'm going to do a segment because I can't find

01:38:37.729 --> 01:38:40.109
it. We have too many archives. So I'm just going

01:38:40.109 --> 01:38:42.250
to do a segment about it and put it in one of

01:38:42.250 --> 01:38:44.270
the shows because I've had a couple of requests

01:38:44.270 --> 01:38:47.409
for that. And also the guy, I'm going to have

01:38:47.409 --> 01:38:49.130
to change the name. He passed away not too long

01:38:49.130 --> 01:38:55.829
ago. All right. Trying to start karaoke when

01:38:55.829 --> 01:39:02.449
clearly there is no karaoke. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

01:39:02.489 --> 01:39:05.220
that's a good way to get your ass whipped. That

01:39:05.220 --> 01:39:07.140
would look pretty awkward, I would think. Oh,

01:39:07.140 --> 01:39:08.800
yeah, yeah. Just stand up in the corner and go,

01:39:08.840 --> 01:39:10.199
come on, everybody. How about the guilt in the

01:39:10.199 --> 01:39:15.199
island? What happened to him? See that mess out

01:39:15.199 --> 01:39:17.739
there? Yeah, that's him. Just follow the trail

01:39:17.739 --> 01:39:21.539
of teeth. Yeah, yeah. Yep, that's it. A little

01:39:21.539 --> 01:39:23.699
bit of blood. Don't worry about it. It mops up.

01:39:23.819 --> 01:39:26.260
It mops up. You can sweep up the teeth. No big

01:39:26.260 --> 01:39:30.760
deal. All right. Asking the bar if there's a

01:39:30.760 --> 01:39:36.359
dress code. Bad idea. Yeah. Is my mock turtleneck

01:39:36.359 --> 01:39:39.199
okay? About that time you hear a large smacking

01:39:39.199 --> 01:39:43.979
sound and teeth and blood again. I guess you

01:39:43.979 --> 01:39:46.579
could like walk in and announce loudly, so when

01:39:46.579 --> 01:39:49.640
do all the hot girls get here? And they look

01:39:49.640 --> 01:39:54.699
at you and go, I guess it's you. Yeah. You smell

01:39:54.699 --> 01:39:57.520
pretty, boy. Yep, yep, yep. It's got to be you.

01:39:58.760 --> 01:40:03.000
All right. The next one, saying this place is

01:40:03.000 --> 01:40:06.380
kind of sketchy out loud. Yeah, probably not

01:40:06.380 --> 01:40:10.880
a good idea. No. Or another one not to say, this

01:40:10.880 --> 01:40:12.699
is just my own, is like, look at those bikers.

01:40:13.600 --> 01:40:16.659
Yeah, don't say that either. Bad idea. Bad idea.

01:40:16.779 --> 01:40:23.460
Or say, do you think that's a biker? Or walk

01:40:23.460 --> 01:40:26.010
up to the biggest guy there. fucking grab him

01:40:26.010 --> 01:40:27.909
by the collar and go, you're my beer bitch tonight,

01:40:28.090 --> 01:40:34.390
and I'm taking a Budweiser. I don't see you moving.

01:40:36.710 --> 01:40:39.970
What happened to Mark? I really don't want to

01:40:39.970 --> 01:40:41.890
go into it. It's pretty graphic. It's pretty

01:40:41.890 --> 01:40:46.270
bad. Is he okay? We're not sure. He's still in

01:40:46.270 --> 01:40:51.210
ICU. I'll get back with you later if he gets

01:40:51.210 --> 01:40:57.800
better. All right. Today, where was I? Oh, tell

01:40:57.800 --> 01:41:00.760
a 62 -year -old regular how whiskey should be

01:41:00.760 --> 01:41:05.479
tasted. You're doing it wrong. Here, watch me.

01:41:06.960 --> 01:41:09.060
Better be careful with my old crow there, son.

01:41:09.859 --> 01:41:12.260
Don't be messing with my filthy chicken. You

01:41:12.260 --> 01:41:13.960
fuck with my filthy chicken, you're a dead man.

01:41:16.119 --> 01:41:18.989
Oh, and I get pictured. I can picture people

01:41:18.989 --> 01:41:20.890
doing all these things. Oh, I could, too. Very

01:41:20.890 --> 01:41:22.890
easily. Well, just like I told you about the

01:41:22.890 --> 01:41:24.829
anal probe and the pap spear on the beach, the

01:41:24.829 --> 01:41:27.609
drinks we made up. Chicks would come up to us

01:41:27.609 --> 01:41:30.369
at Buzzer Beach, me and Max specifically, and

01:41:30.369 --> 01:41:33.029
ask for drinks. So, you know, first we turned

01:41:33.029 --> 01:41:34.529
them down. We're like, look, man, we know the

01:41:34.529 --> 01:41:36.890
deal. No one's getting anything, and we're both

01:41:36.890 --> 01:41:39.710
taking anyhow, you know. So nobody's getting

01:41:39.710 --> 01:41:42.390
anything, and you're going to soak up all our

01:41:42.390 --> 01:41:43.949
money, and then you're going to go to the next

01:41:43.949 --> 01:41:46.229
guy and flirt with them and get drinks from them.

01:41:46.510 --> 01:41:51.550
So we're like. Let's buy him a drink. But our

01:41:51.550 --> 01:41:56.369
drink, not theirs. And anal probe and all those.

01:41:56.449 --> 01:41:58.310
I'll come up with a segment on that, too. It's

01:41:58.310 --> 01:42:00.210
like the worst ingredients you could ever imagine

01:42:00.210 --> 01:42:03.270
all put together in a shot. And, you know, half

01:42:03.270 --> 01:42:04.850
of them got an anal probe and half of them got

01:42:04.850 --> 01:42:07.189
a passenger on the beach. And the bartender,

01:42:07.229 --> 01:42:10.750
Mark, was in on it, too. You know, that reminds

01:42:10.750 --> 01:42:13.369
me of someone, a woman I went to high school

01:42:13.369 --> 01:42:18.699
with. She got... married and pregnant in high

01:42:18.699 --> 01:42:24.979
school and then her husband eventually cheated

01:42:24.979 --> 01:42:27.720
on her and left her. So she's been kind of anti

01:42:27.720 --> 01:42:31.159
-man ever since. But that's one of her favorite

01:42:31.159 --> 01:42:34.340
things to do is the moment she gets off work,

01:42:34.479 --> 01:42:36.399
which is around 3 or 4 in the afternoon, she

01:42:36.399 --> 01:42:40.340
goes to a bar and she flirts with any guy who

01:42:40.340 --> 01:42:42.899
will buy her a drink. and then leaves alone at

01:42:42.899 --> 01:42:46.460
about 7, 8 o 'clock. And then goes home and does

01:42:46.460 --> 01:42:50.319
all of her stuff. And she was doing that for

01:42:50.319 --> 01:42:53.779
quite a long time, and she would be posting on

01:42:53.779 --> 01:42:56.060
Facebook every once in a while about that. And

01:42:56.060 --> 01:42:58.899
then we started seeing a post about how it wasn't

01:42:58.899 --> 01:43:03.119
working out so much anymore. Yeah. And it's like,

01:43:03.159 --> 01:43:07.140
well, a combination of you're in your 60s. Yes.

01:43:07.650 --> 01:43:10.250
And you're only appealing to guys in their 60s,

01:43:10.250 --> 01:43:12.189
and they're generally on a fixed income, and

01:43:12.189 --> 01:43:14.710
they know what you're doing. Yes. They've been

01:43:14.710 --> 01:43:17.970
around it too much. But after that, she started

01:43:17.970 --> 01:43:21.989
getting really bitter and angry. Because her

01:43:21.989 --> 01:43:25.689
fun was going out to bars and making guys...

01:43:25.689 --> 01:43:28.369
Yeah, scamming men, making them buy drinks for

01:43:28.369 --> 01:43:30.470
her as a way of... Three drinks in a rush. Yeah,

01:43:30.489 --> 01:43:32.810
and it was a way to punish her ex -husband for

01:43:32.810 --> 01:43:34.890
cheating on her and leaving her. And, well, now

01:43:34.890 --> 01:43:36.550
that was taken away from her, and she's just

01:43:36.550 --> 01:43:39.729
an angry little woman. That happens a lot. She

01:43:39.729 --> 01:43:41.350
still does her day drinking, but I guess she

01:43:41.350 --> 01:43:47.810
does it at home now. This next one I love. Well,

01:43:47.909 --> 01:43:49.409
I like all of them, but this one's really, really

01:43:49.409 --> 01:43:52.850
good. Saying I usually drink on rooftop lounges.

01:43:53.430 --> 01:43:56.989
Does not go well in a dive bar. It's like asking

01:43:56.989 --> 01:43:59.550
for a little paper umbrella in your drink. Yes,

01:43:59.569 --> 01:44:02.909
yeah. Which we used to do to PBR bottles. Yes.

01:44:03.250 --> 01:44:06.470
Oh, my God. That was a fully dressed Pabst Blue

01:44:06.470 --> 01:44:08.829
Ribbon. And then a naked one was with none of

01:44:08.829 --> 01:44:11.789
that in there. We had the little limes. We had

01:44:11.789 --> 01:44:14.430
the little slice of orange and an umbrella. And

01:44:14.430 --> 01:44:16.510
people were furious. They're like, you don't

01:44:16.510 --> 01:44:20.460
drink Pabst like that. Well, we do. and i come

01:44:20.460 --> 01:44:23.100
in there one night i go mark it's a naked pb

01:44:23.100 --> 01:44:25.319
oh it's that bad yeah yeah just give me a naked

01:44:25.319 --> 01:44:31.399
pbr okay here we go oh we pissed a lot of people

01:44:31.399 --> 01:44:37.460
off like that oh this next one i like too asking

01:44:37.460 --> 01:44:43.220
the bartender if he has kombucha that one right

01:44:43.220 --> 01:44:45.500
there that's like full -fledged ass kicking right

01:44:45.500 --> 01:44:47.619
off the bat there are a number of times i pissed

01:44:47.619 --> 01:44:50.560
off the bartender by asking for coffee oh yeah

01:44:50.560 --> 01:44:52.819
because you know most of the time i was a designated

01:44:52.819 --> 01:44:55.500
driver and i need something to stay awake so

01:44:55.500 --> 01:44:57.020
it's like do you have any coffee and he'd be

01:44:57.020 --> 01:45:02.579
like I think we have a coffee maker. I've heard

01:45:02.579 --> 01:45:06.000
that before, too. It's always that really rock

01:45:06.000 --> 01:45:08.920
-cut shit that they get really cheap from the

01:45:08.920 --> 01:45:13.640
distributor. I think it's like Necco. It hurts

01:45:13.640 --> 01:45:17.659
your lungs to smell it. It's like, oh, what is

01:45:17.659 --> 01:45:25.699
that? Oh, that's a coffee. Okay, figures. Ask

01:45:25.699 --> 01:45:31.300
it if the bar takes cryptocurrency. That's a

01:45:31.300 --> 01:45:35.260
good one. That is a good one. That is awesome.

01:45:38.000 --> 01:45:39.840
Everyone turns around and goes, you mean fake

01:45:39.840 --> 01:45:44.020
money? I can imagine some thief in an alleyway.

01:45:44.060 --> 01:45:45.760
He sticks someone up and says, give me all your

01:45:45.760 --> 01:45:48.159
money. The guy pulls out cryptocurrency. The

01:45:48.159 --> 01:45:49.619
thief's like, no, I don't want that shit. Give

01:45:49.619 --> 01:45:51.960
me some real money. Yeah, some real money. Even

01:45:51.960 --> 01:45:54.319
he knows. You know, I invested in that five years

01:45:54.319 --> 01:45:56.460
ago, and I lost my ass. That's why I'm on the

01:45:56.460 --> 01:46:03.239
street robbing you. Yeah. All right. The next

01:46:03.239 --> 01:46:05.819
one I like, too. Call in the bar Quaint. Oh,

01:46:05.859 --> 01:46:08.300
yes. Oh, this is a Quaint establishment. Quaint

01:46:08.300 --> 01:46:11.100
Little Bar. Oh, yeah. They had the word little.

01:46:11.279 --> 01:46:13.840
It always demeans something we call little. That's

01:46:13.840 --> 01:46:17.279
a frosty mug upside the head all day long. I

01:46:17.279 --> 01:46:21.279
remember somebody complaining. They talked about,

01:46:21.500 --> 01:46:24.119
oh, well, fine, don't tell me. You can have your

01:46:24.119 --> 01:46:26.420
little secret. And I called her on it and said,

01:46:26.479 --> 01:46:28.180
little? That's demeaning. Oh, it didn't mean

01:46:28.180 --> 01:46:30.899
anything. And I said, okay, well, enjoy your

01:46:30.899 --> 01:46:33.840
little marriage. And she got pissed as hell.

01:46:33.979 --> 01:46:35.939
And I said, hey, you just said little doesn't

01:46:35.939 --> 01:46:38.199
mean anything. Well, you're insulting, and I

01:46:38.199 --> 01:46:41.140
know you're insulting. That's how clueless she

01:46:41.140 --> 01:46:45.180
was. Just like she was. Oh, and okay, and then

01:46:45.180 --> 01:46:47.560
finally referring to the cigarette machine as

01:46:47.560 --> 01:46:51.000
vintage decor. They're like, what do you mean?

01:46:51.100 --> 01:46:54.960
That's where I get my fucking Winston's. Or you

01:46:54.960 --> 01:46:58.979
go up and ask, what's the Wi -Fi password? Love

01:46:58.979 --> 01:47:03.760
that one. Yeah, it's eat shit, pussy. Wow, that's

01:47:03.760 --> 01:47:08.920
kind of long. Go up with your cell phone. My

01:47:08.920 --> 01:47:10.960
battery's dying. I'm going to have my calls transferred

01:47:10.960 --> 01:47:18.000
here. What's your number? You wake up out in

01:47:18.000 --> 01:47:21.279
the middle of the fucking alleyway. What did

01:47:21.279 --> 01:47:26.380
I do? And why don't I have any teeth? No, the

01:47:26.380 --> 01:47:28.180
only thing they'll accommodate you at a dive

01:47:28.180 --> 01:47:30.560
bar is to go, if my wife calls, I know you're

01:47:30.560 --> 01:47:35.180
not here. Yeah. You came in briefly, but then

01:47:35.180 --> 01:47:37.380
you got called back to work. I remember seeing

01:47:37.380 --> 01:47:39.560
a sign at a musical instrument store that said,

01:47:39.600 --> 01:47:41.220
your wife called and said, you can buy anything

01:47:41.220 --> 01:47:46.000
you want. A lot of people probably got divorces

01:47:46.000 --> 01:47:51.659
after that. I'll show you the sign. I'll snap

01:47:51.659 --> 01:47:54.659
a picture of it. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she'll

01:47:54.659 --> 01:47:57.979
go for that. All right, how long we got? Aaron,

01:47:58.060 --> 01:48:00.100
45. All right, you want to go to the music groups?

01:48:00.279 --> 01:48:01.880
Yes, I do. Good, because I got to piss horribly.

01:48:02.199 --> 01:48:03.880
And I got to get some more coffee. It's cold.

01:48:04.640 --> 01:48:07.319
Everybody. Thank you so much for listening. We

01:48:07.319 --> 01:48:08.979
really appreciate it. You guys are spreading

01:48:08.979 --> 01:48:11.399
the word. I mean, our numbers have just been

01:48:11.399 --> 01:48:13.960
incredible and we really, really enjoy it. And

01:48:13.960 --> 01:48:16.979
thank you guys so much. And please, go fuck yourself.