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Hey, my fellow heavy breeders. This is Dash Riptide.

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Your music news. Metal band Slayer fans unite.

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Your boys and Slayer have a new hot sauce named

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Rain and Blood. This sauce's heat meter is off

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the hook. So use with caution or be a dick and

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put it on your buddy's sandwich. Maybe not. This

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is Dash Riptide and that was your music news.

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If it's too loud, you probably have ear damage,

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just like me. Hell yeah. That is what we are.

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We are the music creeps, and here we are again.

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I'm feeling pretty creepy today. Yeah, me too.

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Me too. I've got my creepy loafers on. Oh. Yeah,

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look at them. They've got buckles on them. Oh,

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yeah. Yeah, buckled creepy shoes. Yeah, that's

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even worse than tassels on your shoes. Yeah,

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tassels, yeah. Tassels mean come kick my ass.

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That's code for I like to have my ass kicked

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by a real man. That's why I wear tassels. Yes,

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but the buckles mean I'm an ass -kicking pilgrim.

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Yes. All I need is a Buster Brown wig. Quaker

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hat. Yep. Oh, hell yeah. Now I'm picturing the

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Quaker Oats guy with breast pumps strapped to

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his chest. That's where they get all that oat

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milk. Oh, I know. I tell you what, he is a trooper.

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He is. He produces a lot of oat milk. Yeah. Boy,

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those things have to be saggy. Oh, yeah. All

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the wear and tear. All the squeezing. Yeah. It

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wouldn't be so bad, but he's got hairy nipples.

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Oh, I know. They did have a contest that you

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could come squeeze his... is milk for a full

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day. Some lucky bastard won that. How do you

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train for that? Just like go work at a farm?

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I think they give you actually some prosthetic

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ones that you can take home and you can do it

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yourself. Apparently all that stuff is freely

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available at your local porn site. Yes, it is.

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Yeah, that's where they got it. Yeah. Yeah, it's

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called insertthis .com or something like that.

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Or, yeah, I like things in my ass or something.

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I don't know. Like mayonnaise jars. Well, I remember

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Rob telling us about the booty bandit. Yes. Stealing

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all the sex toys. I know. Wow. Okay. The booty

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bandit. Oh, yeah. That was a great kickoff one,

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wasn't it? Oh, that was good. I love this segment,

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Rob's Bag of Garbage. Because that's what it

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is. Great stuff. Anyhow, I love the sound effect.

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He's got a bag. Let's see what I got in here

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now. All right. You got something in there? I

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got bullet points. All right. Well, I was trying

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to do a story the other day on... on -stage meltdowns

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by rock stars, and I realized it really doesn't

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transfer well from that to speaking it on a podcast.

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But the one I did want to bring out was the singer

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for Disturbed. David Draymond? David Draymond,

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yeah. And he was at a... Yeah, there you go.

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Something like that. They were at a venue, not

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real big, maybe about the size of Uptown. Okay.

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And it was a woman up on the balcony, several

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rows back on the balcony, who was on her cell

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phone. And Draymond stopped the show and started

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calling her out for being on the cell phone in

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a concert. Now, if she was right up front and

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pointing the camera at you and recording you,

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yeah, call her out. But she's up there in the

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balcony. She paid for her ticket. She gets to

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do whatever the hell she wants at your show.

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But he called her out and ridiculed her. And

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the person next to her started filming her and

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her reaction. And she was kind of trying to smile

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and laugh it off. But you could tell she was

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like, what the hell is he picking on me for?

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You never know. She could have had a sick child

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at home. She did. Oh. That's what it turned out

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to be. Her daughter was home alone and scared

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and unhappy and nervous. And she was texting

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her daughter to reassure her. Someone was coming

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to help her and take care of her. You know, mommy

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was at the concert. Yeah. Wow. And Draymond said

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later, he apologized to her. And he said later,

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he said, well, this just reinforces that you

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never have any idea what somebody else is going

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through, so keep your mouth shut. Okay, I respect

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that. He learned his lesson. I respect that.

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Okay. I've always kind of liked Dave Draven.

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He seems okay. Yeah, and he wasn't being mean

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and ugly about it the way the singer from Five

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Finger Death Punch was calling out some guy who

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was booing him, and he literally was screaming

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and yelling that he was going to kick his ass

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and fuck him up. Come on, man, right after the

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show. Yeah, my bodyguard's coming over there,

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and we're going to make sure I'm going to kick

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your fucking ass right after the show. Why does

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he need his bodyguard? It's just crazy. I get

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it. Yeah. Okay. You know what? I mean, I remember

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something like that. I spoke about this, I think,

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with Rob. But you remember Tommy Morrison? Yeah.

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He passed away. So he was a boxer. I remember

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being down in Westport, and he was fucking with

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people, and I observed one person just kick the

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shit out of him. Knock the fuck out of him. I

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heard rumors about that. Oh, yeah, yeah, that

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would happen. His team tried to hush it up for

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sure. Yes. Yeah, no, that happened right there

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almost in front of Buzzard Beach in that parking

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lot. Yeah. And he was going around. He was, like,

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fucking picking on people, hitting on people's

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girls and stuff like that, just being a dick

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and drunk. And allegedly, I guess I've got to

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put that in there even though he's dead. But,

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okay, so I come out, and I'm like, man, oh, fuck.

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That's Tommy getting his ass whipped. But I guess

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he came out and he decided he was going to push

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some guy. Some guy turned around and just knocked

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the fuck out of him and didn't stop when he was

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on the ground. And they ended up having some

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people come over there, grab him, throw him in

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the back of a limo and tear out of there. Yeah,

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the problem there is Tommy has been trained to

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fight under the boxing rules. Everybody else

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just is like, hey, that's survival. I'm going

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to do any dirty trick I can, man. I'm just going

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to wail on you. I didn't see the start of it

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or nothing. I saw it in progress. But I imagine

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the guy probably just turned around and just

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smacked him right in the face. And Tommy's probably

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like, oh, and fell to the ground. Yeah. And when

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I come out there, he was still kicking the shit

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out of me. Well, I remember one clip of this

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video showed David Lee Roth just drunk off his

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ass during his Van Halen days, doing some random

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rant about who knows what, and the guy in the

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audience was giving him shit about, you know,

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shut up and do a song. And David Lee Roth said,

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well, I ain't gonna come out there and kick your

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ass, but I am gonna fuck your girlfriend. Wow.

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My reply would have been, you're not gay? My

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bad. And remember Smash Mouth? Yeah. They were

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playing at what basically was a glorified farmer's

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market. I mean, that's how far down they had

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come. Listen, they never were that great anyhow.

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They had that one, hey now, you're a rock star

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or something like that. And Might As Well Be

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Walking On The Sun. Yeah, yeah, that one too.

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Okay, they had a couple of songs. There was a

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guy who was heckling them. and the lead singer,

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whatever his name is, just started ripping out

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all the F -bombs and, you know, shit this and

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fuck you up bad and I'm going to kick your pussy

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ass, motherfucker. There were lots of kids in

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the audience. I mean, under the age of 10. And

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you see people grabbing their kids and just running.

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And he went on and on and on. He just went on

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for minutes after minute. Oh, yeah. He would

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not let... And the band tried to start a couple

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of songs and he wasn't having it. And eventually

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security started intervening because this guy

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was wading out into the audience to go kick that

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guy's ass. Talk about losing it on stage, man.

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I guess he was pissed that they were kind of

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pretty much an afterthought and a nobody anymore

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and he wanted to be still treated like a rock

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star. Well, he really wouldn't like it today

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then. No. you know if there was like a big festival

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or not a big festival let's say a smaller one

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that's uh happening in like carney okay yeah

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they have a little amphitheater there this festival

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has a couple thousand people they would have

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been the opener at 12 o 'clock during the day

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yes and that's where they're at right now and

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people go who yeah um they had a couple songs

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in the 90s oh that explains it i wasn't born

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Now, this wasn't a meltdown, but one of the worst

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choices I've seen from a rock band on stage is,

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it was, I forget who it was. I'm thinking Ariana

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Grande. If it wasn't her, it was someone in that

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vein of music. She also has a burrito name after

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her. She does. Yeah, Burrito Grande, yeah. But

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she stopped a concert and was yelling at a fan

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who wasn't standing up. And she was yelling,

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come on, get on your feet. What's wrong with

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you? Stand up. Everybody else is standing up.

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Let me guess. They were paralyzed. Yep. Paralyzed

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from the waist down, stuck in a chair, couldn't

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stand up to save their life, and she's there

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shaming them in front of the entire auditorium.

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That would be something else. I've got one for

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you. I was a victim of doing something like that.

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It was at a PetSmart in Ward Parkway. I don't

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even know if it's there anymore. I don't think

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so, no. Okay. Well, the guy was sitting down

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and he was very, very, I mean, the rude part

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of it, he definitely needed something. But anyhow,

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it was over, I forgot what it was. It was a stupid

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rule. And it was like, well, why didn't he even

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do this, you know? And he refused to even, it

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was like, that's just the way they do it. And

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he was like, just being a real dick. So I called

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corporate on him. I mean, he was like really,

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really being abrasive and being derogatory. And

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I said, and not only that, no, I didn't call

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corporate. I called the manager there at the

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office. I said, above that, I said, the fucking

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slug. I said, he's so lazy, he can't even stand

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up and do his job. And she goes, he's paralyzed,

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sir. Oh. I hung up. Oh. I hung up. Yeah. Yeah,

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there was no getting around. Yeah. Nope, not

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anymore. I'm done. I remember an instance where

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a woman who was probably 35, and she was seated

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next to a woman in her 60s on a bus. Uh -huh.

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And the woman's asking, you know, do you have

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any children? She said, no, no, no children.

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And the woman said, oh, honey, you need to get

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started pretty quick. running out and if you're

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going to have kids you better start right now.

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And the woman looked her straight in the eye

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and said, I've had seven miscarriages. What else

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do you want to know? There's a big healthy dose

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of shut up and mind your own business. Shaming

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her for not having kids yet. I would have wrote

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her a check for a thousand dollars. I hope this

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covers it. But, you know, I've known a million

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people like that who think they're being so kind

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and sweet and caring. They think it's cute. Yes,

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and they do it with a smile. And, oh, I'm just

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a little old lady. They won't get mad when they

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say the most stupid, ugly thing ever because

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they're clueless. Yes. Good point. Now, I did

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something similar once when I was in a group.

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This is somewhere back in my 20s. And I was still

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drinking back then. And it was close to Father's

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Day. And somebody said, you know, hey, everybody

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raise your glasses and let's all drink to our

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fathers. And I set mine down. And he said, what's

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wrong with you, man? What's wrong? And I said,

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my father beat me when I was a kid. I'm not drinking

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to that son of a bitch. And suddenly the attitude

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on the whole party changed. It's like, get a

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clue, people. Not everybody had a nice dad. Yeah,

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and to me, that is like a classic no -no. If

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someone does that, leave them alone. If they

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don't volunteer information, leave them the hell

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alone. Oh, that guy. He got everything he had

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coming to him. Yes, he did. You should know better.

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You'd be like, okay, he's not doing that. All

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right. If he ever wants to tell me that's cool,

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but other than that, yeah. Yeah. That was definitely

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a wet blanket over that part of the evening.

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But it's like, dude, leave me alone. That should

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have done it. Yeah. You want to do some, are

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you done or you got any more? I wanted to mention

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an interesting show I saw the other day. Dan

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Rather had that series called The Big Interview

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with Dan Rather. Yeah, I remember that. And the

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other day he was talking with Annie Lennox from

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the Eurythmics. Is he still going on or is he

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dead? No, this is all reruns now. I'm not sure

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if he's dead, but he's not doing them anymore.

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Oh, okay. All right, Annie. Annie Lennox, the

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Eurythmics. The Eurythmics, yeah. And the first

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thing that struck me was she talks really fast.

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I mean, really fast. She doesn't sing like that.

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No. I mean, on stage she's kind of this, you

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know. elegant, classy presence for a lot of the

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time, and she's very deliberate, but when she

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talks, very fast, and you can hear a lot of Irish

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accent in what she's saying. I can see that.

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I don't know if she's from Ireland completely,

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but you can tell that she grew up around Irish

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-speaking people. I can believe that. She looks

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like she could be very Irish, so yeah, I can

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totally believe that. Yeah. Does she still have

00:14:50.970 --> 00:14:53.470
red hair and all that? She had almost no hair.

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Apparently that's the way she likes to go, is

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just like a buzz cut, face cut. I think it was

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kind of like a strawberry blonde color at the

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time. That's about what she used to be, maybe

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a little bit redder. Yeah, okay. But she was

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talking about a number of things, and I have

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a career who's changed over time, and she's a

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very strong and diligent advocate for women's

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rights and women's causes. Oh, yeah, I knew that.

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Is she sober? She is now, yeah. Dave Stewart

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was her longtime songwriting partner and bandmate.

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And she said, she hinted to a brief period of

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time where they were like sort of romantically

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linked, but they made the decision, nah, we're

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just going to keep this business and not become

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a couple so we can make sure this continues well.

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And that reminded me of what Cheap Trick did.

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One of the things they say that helped them stay

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together as a band so long is they never became

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friends. They were always just... I remember

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hearing that and it used to bother me. Yeah.

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They get together for practice. They get together

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for shows and tours and stuff, but they do not

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hang out together. They don't hang out with each

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other's families. They don't know a lot about

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their co -workers. Yeah. And they said by keeping

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a co -worker, we've bypassed a whole bunch of

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the drama. They wouldn't be together now probably.

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Yeah, I believe that. It's not like Motley Crue

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where they used to get drunk all the time together.

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Yeah. And they end up in a fight in front of

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a limo or something, you know, because there's

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a lot of documents, documentation of people there,

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pictures of, I guess, Vince and Tommy used to

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always fight, you know. And eventually it gets

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to where it is now to where none of them really

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want to talk to each other. Yeah. So, I mean,

00:16:42.059 --> 00:16:44.559
by them not being friends, they still kind of

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like the person at least. Yeah, yeah. I mean,

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there's people I worked with for many years at

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the post office, and we weren't friends. We didn't

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hang out after work. But at work, we got along

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great. You know, we'd help each other out. You

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know, it's like, you know, so -and -so needs

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to get off early. I said, yeah, I'll help him.

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Yeah, yeah. That's exactly what I'm talking about.

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You may not know them really well, and you may

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not really care that much about what they do

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and everything, but, you know, it's like by not

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knowing them that well, you have no ill will

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at all. Yeah. If you got to know them, there

00:17:16.019 --> 00:17:18.259
might be some stuff where you're not. Yeah, and

00:17:18.259 --> 00:17:21.140
the small things they might do that irritate

00:17:21.140 --> 00:17:23.759
you or offend you, it's like, eh, it's no big

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deal because we're not buds, we're not pals.

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It's no big deal. If a stranger knocks you down

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and doesn't apologize, it's like, eh, whatever.

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But if someone you really care about does that,

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you're like, hey, you knocked me down, you never

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apologized. Yeah, then they're probably going

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to go, okay, I'm sorry. I didn't view it like

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that or whatever. And that's something I found

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out too. A lot of times when people are being

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rude, they're just not paying attention. They're

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not trying to. And most people, if they're civil

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and reasonable, you go, hey, you know, you just

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said you did this. They're like, oh, I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean to, I didn't mean it like that

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or whatever. And a lot of times there's people

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who are on the autism spectrum and you don't

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know it. They can be very rude. I know some,

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they just don't view things like that. Yeah,

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the other day my wife was out to dinner with

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some friends and the waiter came up and he said,

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may I take your drink orders? So they gave him,

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they said what they wanted to drink and he wrote

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them down and just turned around and walked away.

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And then he came up later and said, are you ready

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to order or do you need a little more time? He

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said, oh, yeah, I think we need a little more

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time. Didn't say anything, just turned around

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and walked away. So he was probably autistic

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and thought, well, this is all I need to do and

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all I need to say. So he wasn't being rude. He

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was just not adding in all the little flourishes

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and embellishments that waiters and waitresses

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generally do to try to get bigger tips. Because

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he wasn't trying to get a big tip. He just had

00:18:50.759 --> 00:18:52.980
no clue. He was just doing what he... Yeah, I

00:18:52.980 --> 00:18:55.680
get it. Okay. So he seemed rude and abrupt and

00:18:55.680 --> 00:18:59.720
cold, but that's who he was. Okay. And, you know,

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I'll take a person like that any day over the

00:19:03.619 --> 00:19:06.940
waitress who's flirting to try to get a bigger

00:19:06.940 --> 00:19:10.359
tip. I would, too. It's more real. Yeah. I agree.

00:19:10.599 --> 00:19:14.119
It's a lot more real. Yeah. Okay. All right.

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You got... I've got some bullet points we can

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go into when you get a chance. But if you've

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got something you want to go into, go ahead.

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I started looking up another list of guitars

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that you can get cheap because they have zero

00:19:31.420 --> 00:19:34.240
resale value. Oh, yeah. So if you want to go

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for a used guitar, I came up with a list of a

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few that might be a pretty good bargain at this

00:19:38.400 --> 00:19:40.980
point. Oh, that'd be good to know. The first

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one on the list is Reverend guitars. I've tried

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out a few. They really do seem to be well -made

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guitar. They're mostly made in Asia. I did that

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story on the Cortec plant in Indonesia. Yeah,

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that makes most of the guitars. I think they're

00:19:54.890 --> 00:19:57.509
made there, too. It is Horton Heat's cousin.

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Yes. Yeah. Only certain people will get that.

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New, they sell it for around $1 ,500. That's

00:20:08.509 --> 00:20:13.849
kind of a mid -range price for them. Used, they're

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less than half that. $600 to $750. And they're

00:20:18.549 --> 00:20:20.529
really well -built guitars. They really are.

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Here's one that's fairly surprising. PRS, Paul

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Reed Smith. The market is flooded. I went on

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a couple of used sites looking for what used

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guitars are. And there were about three times

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more PRS than anything else. So a lot of people

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are buying them, getting tired of them, and trading

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them in. retail on a lot of these models start

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around 2000 but on the used market you can find

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a lot for 400 going up to about a thousand so

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less than half price and PRS are good quality

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guitars they're really well made I've got one

00:21:01.589 --> 00:21:04.490
PRS that my hands just don't seem to fit it all

00:21:04.490 --> 00:21:07.049
that well, so I don't think PRS is really for

00:21:07.049 --> 00:21:09.789
me. But they're very, very good, high -quality

00:21:09.789 --> 00:21:12.190
guitars, so if you like the way they feel in

00:21:12.190 --> 00:21:13.009
your hand... A lot of people like it. Like you

00:21:13.009 --> 00:21:15.890
said, they sell a ton of them. Yep. $400 for

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a used one. Wow. That's pretty good. That is.

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Another brand is Schecter. You know Schecter.

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Oh, yeah. New ones are like... Michael's brother.

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Yes. And Rudolph's brother. Brand new, they're

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around $1 ,000 to $2 ,000. And they come with

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good fit and finish. Beautiful finishes. They

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always have beautiful finishes. Used ones are

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starting at $300. And most are under $800. Schecter's,

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$1 ,000 to $2 ,000 brand new. And people are

00:21:51.650 --> 00:21:53.609
buying them brand new for that price and liking

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them. But you can get most of those models you

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can get for under $800 on the used market. Wow.

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Yeah. The next one, we have G and L. I forget

00:22:05.880 --> 00:22:11.079
who G was, but the L was Leo Fender. Remember

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after Leo Fender sold Fender, he started Music

00:22:14.819 --> 00:22:17.299
Man, and then he sold that and started G and

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L. I can't remember who the G was. Oh, L. I don't

00:22:20.019 --> 00:22:22.180
remember either. It wasn't Gibson, I can tell

00:22:22.180 --> 00:22:25.720
you that. Yeah. Now, new, the G &L guitars usually

00:22:25.720 --> 00:22:28.180
go for $2 ,000 to $3 ,000. I mean, these are

00:22:28.180 --> 00:22:29.960
high -end professional instruments. Yeah, very

00:22:29.960 --> 00:22:33.160
much so. Used, they're going for about $1 ,000

00:22:33.160 --> 00:22:37.180
to $1 ,500. It's about half price. Okay. But

00:22:37.180 --> 00:22:39.319
the problem there is they're not selling at that

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because they're basically just like the Fender.

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They have the same body shapes, the Strat, the

00:22:45.759 --> 00:22:50.099
Tele, etc. But they're twice the cost out of

00:22:50.099 --> 00:22:52.940
an American -made Fender. You can get an American

00:22:52.940 --> 00:22:56.579
-made fender for around $1 ,600. A new G &L,

00:22:56.660 --> 00:23:01.140
they call it the Legacy, $3 ,000. Why would you

00:23:01.140 --> 00:23:04.220
buy the more expensive G &L when you can get

00:23:04.220 --> 00:23:09.160
a fender? Yeah. And another problem is the accessories

00:23:09.160 --> 00:23:12.960
made for fender strats and fender tellies generally

00:23:12.960 --> 00:23:17.400
don't fit on G &L versions. So there's yet another

00:23:17.400 --> 00:23:18.980
reason to buy. Just go ahead and buy the fender.

00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:21.619
So even though they're being listed used for

00:23:21.619 --> 00:23:24.700
$1 ,000 to $1 ,500, they're not selling at that

00:23:24.700 --> 00:23:28.220
price. Wow. So if you want a GNL, which is pretty

00:23:28.220 --> 00:23:32.539
much like a souped -up fender, you can get them

00:23:32.539 --> 00:23:35.240
used for pretty close to the price of a new fender

00:23:35.240 --> 00:23:41.819
if you really want to. Ibanez. The problem there

00:23:41.819 --> 00:23:44.750
is they have a lot of higher -end models. And

00:23:44.750 --> 00:23:47.069
they're built to appeal to people who don't buy

00:23:47.069 --> 00:23:50.230
used equipment. Well, I've always loved Ibanez.

00:23:50.250 --> 00:23:53.490
To me, I've always found them as a great alternative

00:23:53.490 --> 00:23:56.109
to the more expensive guitars. Yeah. And also,

00:23:56.150 --> 00:23:59.869
Paul Stanley, famously, he had the Shattered

00:23:59.869 --> 00:24:03.029
Glass Ibanez. Yep. It's just beautiful. Yes.

00:24:03.029 --> 00:24:04.869
And I love the sound of it, too. I don't know

00:24:04.869 --> 00:24:07.069
what kind of pickups and electronics. I'm not

00:24:07.069 --> 00:24:10.589
sure either. It's the Iceman, wasn't it? The

00:24:10.589 --> 00:24:13.049
Iceman, yeah. Oh, it's a beautiful guitar. John

00:24:13.049 --> 00:24:15.750
Petrucci started out playing Ibanez? Yes, he

00:24:15.750 --> 00:24:20.769
did. Ibanez, I can get, but go ahead. So the

00:24:20.769 --> 00:24:23.309
used market is tough because a lot of these guitars

00:24:23.309 --> 00:24:27.349
are kind of unique and kind of different. And

00:24:27.349 --> 00:24:30.269
they don't have a mass appeal. And the people

00:24:30.269 --> 00:24:32.369
who want that kind of guitar generally can go

00:24:32.369 --> 00:24:36.430
buy a new one. And many models are built for

00:24:36.430 --> 00:24:40.190
a specific style of playing. which cuts down

00:24:40.190 --> 00:24:42.769
on the mass appeal. I mean, Ibanez has a whole

00:24:42.769 --> 00:24:45.650
iron label series that is designed for shredding,

00:24:45.670 --> 00:24:50.250
designed for downtune, etc. So you're limiting

00:24:50.250 --> 00:24:52.670
your resale market when you have... Hello, this

00:24:52.670 --> 00:24:56.650
is Phineas J. Altaris III. I'm here to deliver

00:24:56.650 --> 00:25:06.329
your music news this evening. Hold the line.

00:25:07.299 --> 00:25:11.319
Toto's U .S. tour is coming together just fine.

00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:14.619
I didn't write that. Legendary rock band Toto

00:25:14.619 --> 00:25:16.779
will be touring as an evening with Steve Lukather

00:25:16.779 --> 00:25:19.420
and Joseph Williams. They have curated a set

00:25:19.420 --> 00:25:22.920
list for this entire excursion. February 18th,

00:25:22.920 --> 00:25:25.000
the tour kicks off in Milwaukee and will wrap

00:25:25.000 --> 00:25:27.539
up in Buffalo, Michigan. Our home base of Kansas

00:25:27.539 --> 00:25:29.900
City is getting snubbed, unless you feel like

00:25:29.900 --> 00:25:33.220
traveling to Tulsa, Omaha, or Des Moines. That's

00:25:33.220 --> 00:25:35.880
not very far to travel, so if you love Toto...

00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:40.160
There you go. This is Phineas J. Baltar S. III.

00:25:41.700 --> 00:25:44.099
That has been your music news for this evening.

00:25:44.819 --> 00:25:48.380
I have one burning question for you all. Do people

00:25:48.380 --> 00:25:55.019
really skip around the Maypole? Yeah, true. Excuse

00:25:55.019 --> 00:25:59.359
me. And another, the last one I have is Tokai.

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T -O -K -A -I. It's a Japanese manufacturer.

00:26:04.539 --> 00:26:06.859
They make a lot of things that look just like

00:26:06.859 --> 00:26:09.519
Gibson models. Les Pauls and SGs and things.

00:26:10.700 --> 00:26:13.839
New, they're going from about $1 ,000 to $2 ,500.

00:26:14.299 --> 00:26:17.099
And they are really well, well made instruments.

00:26:17.420 --> 00:26:19.500
Pretty much anything you get from Japan is really

00:26:19.500 --> 00:26:22.579
well made. Now they're selling for only $600

00:26:22.579 --> 00:26:28.200
to $1 ,000. Generally they're bought new by people

00:26:28.200 --> 00:26:30.140
who know the brand and know what they're getting

00:26:30.140 --> 00:26:33.529
and are willing to spend that much. But when

00:26:33.529 --> 00:26:35.509
they sell them used, a lot of people are like,

00:26:35.569 --> 00:26:37.430
Tokai? Who the heck is that? I've never heard

00:26:37.430 --> 00:26:39.250
of them before. And they're unwilling to buy

00:26:39.250 --> 00:26:41.190
one sight unseen on the market. That is not a

00:26:41.190 --> 00:26:44.029
sexy name. No, no. And their Les Paul version

00:26:44.029 --> 00:26:47.230
is called the Love Rock. The Love Rock? Yeah.

00:26:47.430 --> 00:26:50.450
It's like, eh, it's interesting. It is. But,

00:26:50.450 --> 00:26:52.509
you know, if you're buying online, sight unseen,

00:26:52.769 --> 00:26:54.670
you've never held this guitar, you've never played

00:26:54.670 --> 00:26:56.750
it, you're not really sure how it sounds. Not

00:26:56.750 --> 00:26:58.809
a lot of people are going to spring for a Tokai

00:26:58.809 --> 00:27:00.710
when they don't know anything about it, and there's

00:27:00.710 --> 00:27:03.890
no dealer in their area that deals in their instrument.

00:27:04.089 --> 00:27:06.190
Don't get that Ibanez. People know what Ibanez

00:27:06.190 --> 00:27:08.329
is. They've been around a long time, so I get

00:27:08.329 --> 00:27:12.809
it. Yeah. I've got an Ibanez bass guitar that

00:27:12.809 --> 00:27:16.410
I like. I don't have an Ibanez six -string, but

00:27:16.410 --> 00:27:20.529
I have a bass, an SR500. Okay. And, you know,

00:27:20.529 --> 00:27:22.990
super skinny neck, really bright, punchy sound.

00:27:23.089 --> 00:27:25.069
I put flatwounds on it, which makes it sound

00:27:25.069 --> 00:27:29.119
even better. I love that Ibanez bass. I mean,

00:27:29.119 --> 00:27:31.740
it's a really good quality instrument. Davey

00:27:31.740 --> 00:27:35.599
has two Ibanezes that I actually, man, they're

00:27:35.599 --> 00:27:39.759
just great. You get one with the wizard neck,

00:27:39.960 --> 00:27:42.500
like the RG series, the RGA series, they have

00:27:42.500 --> 00:27:44.740
that wide, flat wizard neck. I think they're

00:27:44.740 --> 00:27:48.019
up to the Wizard 3 version now, and that's apparently

00:27:48.019 --> 00:27:51.460
super easy to play, super easy to shred on. Oh,

00:27:51.460 --> 00:27:55.099
yeah. No, it is. the fret is easy to move around

00:27:55.099 --> 00:27:58.400
and all that and uh i think davey has the animal

00:27:58.400 --> 00:28:02.079
eyes oh okay yeah and that was during the animal

00:28:02.079 --> 00:28:04.859
album animalized album the one that paul stanley

00:28:04.859 --> 00:28:08.980
came out on stage with with that furry kind of

00:28:08.980 --> 00:28:11.599
put together logo that they have on there so

00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:15.599
anyhow it's a nice guitar and the sound oh my

00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:19.579
gosh man Yeah, a lot of Ibanez use, you know,

00:28:19.579 --> 00:28:22.180
their own pickup called the Super 58. I believe

00:28:22.180 --> 00:28:24.400
that's what his is. Yeah. It's got that special

00:28:24.400 --> 00:28:28.700
sound. Yeah. You hear it and you go, oh, yeah,

00:28:28.740 --> 00:28:30.380
yeah, that sounds like an Ibanez. And then you

00:28:30.380 --> 00:28:33.240
find out it is. Yeah. I have some bullet points.

00:28:33.500 --> 00:28:37.500
I want bullets. Okay. All right. My first one.

00:28:37.900 --> 00:28:41.000
Was Dio a bigger success solo or with Sabbath?

00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:43.440
You know, I kind of think he was bigger solo.

00:28:44.750 --> 00:28:47.309
I think his bigger was Sabbath. Oh, okay. And

00:28:47.309 --> 00:28:52.349
here's why. What? No, actually, I don't know.

00:28:52.390 --> 00:28:54.210
To me, it's kind of even because here, look,

00:28:54.329 --> 00:28:58.049
I did it like this, okay? There's the honeymoon

00:28:58.049 --> 00:29:00.829
years on both their careers, okay? True, true.

00:29:00.950 --> 00:29:04.250
All right, so you had Heaven and Hell, huge album.

00:29:04.410 --> 00:29:07.950
Oh, yeah. Mob Rules, another huge album, huge

00:29:07.950 --> 00:29:12.529
headlining tour. Yeah. A headline with Blue Oyster

00:29:12.529 --> 00:29:15.390
Cold and then another one, I forgot who it was.

00:29:15.490 --> 00:29:20.289
But anyhow, sold out all over, did great. Dio,

00:29:20.410 --> 00:29:23.170
as soon as he started his solo career, he had

00:29:23.170 --> 00:29:27.069
Holy Diver and The Last in Line. Okay, so then

00:29:27.069 --> 00:29:29.910
after that, they broke up, Sabbath broke up.

00:29:30.309 --> 00:29:33.569
Dio went to Sacred Heart, which didn't do nearly

00:29:33.569 --> 00:29:36.509
as well. Oh, I forgot about Sacred Heart. Didn't

00:29:36.509 --> 00:29:39.569
do nearly as well. Yeah. He had a slight comeback,

00:29:39.849 --> 00:29:46.069
a slight resurgence with Dream Evil, with Greg

00:29:46.069 --> 00:29:48.390
Goldie. This is after Vivian Campbell left the

00:29:48.390 --> 00:29:52.670
band. Yeah. Black Sabbath came back with Dehumanizer.

00:29:53.029 --> 00:29:55.509
And on the Wayne's World, they're on Wayne's

00:29:55.509 --> 00:29:59.109
World, you know, featured on there. And that

00:29:59.109 --> 00:30:02.730
did very well. So, then they went away again.

00:30:02.769 --> 00:30:06.480
They broke up. Dio went solo, and nobody knows

00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:09.140
what albums came out after that, Magica and a

00:30:09.140 --> 00:30:11.460
couple other ones, and they did horrible. Yeah.

00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:15.440
So then Sabbath came back as Heaven and Hell.

00:30:15.500 --> 00:30:18.380
The name Heaven and Hell was the band. Oh, yeah.

00:30:18.660 --> 00:30:21.900
Yeah. And they came out with the Devil You Know

00:30:21.900 --> 00:30:24.619
album, which did very well. And just because

00:30:24.619 --> 00:30:26.839
of that, they came back one more time and had

00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:29.720
a fairly well -selling album and a big tour,

00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:33.519
and then Dio died the following year. I think

00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:36.960
that to me, Sabbath, it's almost even, but I

00:30:36.960 --> 00:30:39.220
give it to Sabbath because of the last end of

00:30:39.220 --> 00:30:42.819
the career that Dio, when he went on solo after

00:30:42.819 --> 00:30:46.859
he'd already had different... Greg Goldie was

00:30:46.859 --> 00:30:49.579
okay as a replacement, but then after that, nobody

00:30:49.579 --> 00:30:52.299
cared. Doug Aldridge was great, but nobody cared.

00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:55.859
So I'm going with Sabbath by slight, and that's

00:30:55.859 --> 00:30:59.579
it. Yeah, I can definitely see that, yeah. Really,

00:30:59.799 --> 00:31:01.720
it's kind of a wash, if you ask me. It's pretty

00:31:01.720 --> 00:31:03.660
close, I guess, if you have to come down on one

00:31:03.660 --> 00:31:05.720
side or the other. Well, that's kind of the way

00:31:05.720 --> 00:31:07.579
I broke it down. Do you think that's about right?

00:31:07.859 --> 00:31:10.359
Yeah, yeah, you make a very good case. Okay,

00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:14.839
well, anyhow. What about Ozzy? I'm going to say

00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:17.720
Solo. Yeah, I'm going to say Ozzy Solo. But I

00:31:17.720 --> 00:31:21.019
don't even think it's close. No, no. The mass

00:31:21.019 --> 00:31:24.579
appeal was there for Ozzy Solo, whereas Black

00:31:24.579 --> 00:31:26.680
Sabbath had a huge following, but there were

00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:29.289
people they were never going to reach. Ozzy reached

00:31:29.289 --> 00:31:31.809
those people too. Yeah, just by their name, people

00:31:31.809 --> 00:31:33.630
would be like, I don't want anything to do with

00:31:33.630 --> 00:31:38.890
that band. The connotation it gives. But Ozzy

00:31:38.890 --> 00:31:41.470
somehow, well, a lot due to Sharon and a lot

00:31:41.470 --> 00:31:45.170
of his antics, he became a friendly face, a non

00:31:45.170 --> 00:31:47.529
-threatening guy that does crazy things, but

00:31:47.529 --> 00:31:50.690
he doesn't harm anybody. Unless you're a dove

00:31:50.690 --> 00:31:53.410
or a bat. Yeah, that's true. He walked a really

00:31:53.410 --> 00:31:57.400
fine line. He appealed to all the rockers because

00:31:57.400 --> 00:31:59.759
he was wild. He's out of control. He did drugs.

00:31:59.980 --> 00:32:03.019
He was lecherous. He cussed. But at the same

00:32:03.019 --> 00:32:06.339
time, he appealed to the less hardcore people

00:32:06.339 --> 00:32:08.740
because he didn't do any of it with anger or

00:32:08.740 --> 00:32:12.140
hatred. He was just having fun. He was just this

00:32:12.140 --> 00:32:15.220
crazy stone drunk guy who was having a joyous

00:32:15.220 --> 00:32:19.119
life. So it was safe to like Ozzy because he

00:32:19.119 --> 00:32:21.539
never really did anything mean on purpose. Yeah,

00:32:21.559 --> 00:32:23.220
so all your friends would be like, hey, what

00:32:23.220 --> 00:32:25.059
are you listening to, Ozzy? Oh, yeah, yeah, hey,

00:32:25.140 --> 00:32:27.359
cool, which one? Yeah, Friendly Party Band. Or

00:32:27.359 --> 00:32:30.160
if you're playing Black Sabbath, it isn't quite

00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:32.339
like if you were playing Merciful Fate back in

00:32:32.339 --> 00:32:33.579
the day and everyone would be like, what are

00:32:33.579 --> 00:32:37.460
you playing? Oh, my God, okay. It wasn't quite

00:32:37.460 --> 00:32:41.579
that bad, but it was still like, okay, when you

00:32:41.579 --> 00:32:44.240
get done listening to that, come see me. Yeah.

00:32:44.779 --> 00:32:46.799
Like, if you're a teenager listening to Ozzy,

00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:49.359
your parents wouldn't necessarily like it, but

00:32:49.359 --> 00:32:51.400
they'd let you do it. Yeah, yeah. If you were

00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:53.880
listening to, like, you know, a band in the range

00:32:53.880 --> 00:32:56.920
of, like, Slayer or King Diamond, they'd be like,

00:32:57.000 --> 00:32:58.599
oh, no, we're getting those albums out of the

00:32:58.599 --> 00:33:02.980
house. Yes. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, and only the people

00:33:02.980 --> 00:33:06.660
who understand parody and humor were the ones

00:33:06.660 --> 00:33:11.200
who still hated Ozzy. Yeah. Yeah. So, all right.

00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:14.539
Did you pay much attention to Black Sabbath during

00:33:14.539 --> 00:33:19.559
the Tony Martin era? No, I really didn't. I tried

00:33:19.559 --> 00:33:22.700
to get into it. It was good, and they have really

00:33:22.700 --> 00:33:24.480
good albums. There was a couple of them, and

00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:27.460
there was a lot of shit in there, too. The seven

00:33:27.460 --> 00:33:31.519
-star album with Glenn Hughes was fair, but admittedly,

00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:35.859
they were all on cocaine. I think for a large

00:33:35.859 --> 00:33:38.160
part, it wasn't being played on any of the radio

00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:40.920
stations I was listening to, so I would have

00:33:40.920 --> 00:33:45.440
had to go look for it. I liked it, but I was

00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:48.259
not in love with it. As a matter of fact, hindsight

00:33:48.259 --> 00:33:52.940
reflected better on me afterwards. And I got

00:33:52.940 --> 00:33:55.640
to love the music after the fact a lot more than

00:33:55.640 --> 00:33:58.779
I ever did when it was around. And that's just

00:33:58.779 --> 00:34:01.339
because later on I listened to a lot of stuff

00:34:01.339 --> 00:34:03.460
and so much good music wasn't being produced.

00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:06.220
So I started looking back and finding little

00:34:06.220 --> 00:34:09.059
gems here and there. I've heard albums like that

00:34:09.059 --> 00:34:11.079
where I initially get the album and it's like,

00:34:11.159 --> 00:34:13.199
ooh. I don't really like this, but I keep it

00:34:13.199 --> 00:34:15.059
because there's one or two songs I like, and

00:34:15.059 --> 00:34:17.199
then I go back years later and listen, and it's

00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:18.940
like, the rest of these are pretty damn good.

00:34:19.019 --> 00:34:21.440
I don't know why I didn't like this before. Well,

00:34:21.460 --> 00:34:23.760
for one, the music scene was too active. Yeah,

00:34:23.760 --> 00:34:25.980
absolutely. It was too active to really get into

00:34:25.980 --> 00:34:28.159
anything like that Sabbath. You had to have seen

00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:31.199
it on MTV all the time. You had to see Tawny

00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:37.579
Katane on a fucking car. It was ironic. When

00:34:37.579 --> 00:34:40.139
MTV showed up and the music videos started being

00:34:40.139 --> 00:34:42.909
a big part of it, In a way, that was really good

00:34:42.909 --> 00:34:44.969
because it brought you a lot more and it was

00:34:44.969 --> 00:34:46.829
a lot better exposure. But on the other hand,

00:34:46.909 --> 00:34:49.329
it was bad because suddenly it wasn't all about

00:34:49.329 --> 00:34:52.670
the music anymore. And you'd have mediocre songs

00:34:52.670 --> 00:34:55.969
with great videos that were being really popular.

00:34:56.289 --> 00:34:59.070
And like, no, the music should be the first thing.

00:34:59.389 --> 00:35:02.130
Video comes second, but that wasn't the way.

00:35:02.210 --> 00:35:04.090
And that's one of the things about Sabbath is

00:35:04.090 --> 00:35:06.960
when they went into the Tony Martin era... And

00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:09.039
even, well, Glenn Hughes, they tried to dress

00:35:09.039 --> 00:35:11.139
up a little bit on there. It wasn't colorful

00:35:11.139 --> 00:35:14.579
or nothing, but it was kind of like a way Judas

00:35:14.579 --> 00:35:18.920
Priest kind of did glam. Yeah, yeah. They didn't

00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:20.699
really participate in all that. They're always

00:35:20.699 --> 00:35:23.079
like, it's the music. But it didn't go over well

00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:25.699
during that era. Yeah. And nobody really cared

00:35:25.699 --> 00:35:27.639
to listen to them because they were kind of viewed

00:35:27.639 --> 00:35:30.739
as uptight, the old way of doing things. So,

00:35:30.739 --> 00:35:36.679
yeah. All right. Well, I may never make it in

00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:40.320
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I kind of think

00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:42.960
they will. Yeah, but I tell you now, I don't

00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:46.320
give a fuck. It should have been done years ago.

00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:49.179
It should have been done years ago. And all the

00:35:49.179 --> 00:35:51.699
time you're promoting a country artist or an

00:35:51.699 --> 00:35:55.960
R &B or a rap artist, you're failing one of the

00:35:55.960 --> 00:35:59.199
best metal bands ever that sold more albums than

00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:02.079
any of them. And the fact that they did that

00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:04.420
really shows you that... It doesn't really mean

00:36:04.420 --> 00:36:06.519
anything anymore to be inducted into the Hall

00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:09.860
of Fame. It just doesn't. No, I know. No, it

00:36:09.860 --> 00:36:15.019
has absolutely no prestigious to it at all. Nothing.

00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:18.119
When a band or an artist is inducted into the

00:36:18.119 --> 00:36:20.300
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, it basically says,

00:36:20.420 --> 00:36:22.820
we can make money off of your name and reputation

00:36:22.820 --> 00:36:25.699
here at the Hall of Fame. That's why you're in,

00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:28.500
because we can make money off of you. It's nothing

00:36:28.500 --> 00:36:31.460
to do with their career, their music, their creativity.

00:36:31.519 --> 00:36:34.039
It's just... Can we sell more tickets if we add

00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:36.079
you to the Hall of Fame? Oh, we can. We're going

00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:39.940
to do it then. Yeah. So it means nothing. It

00:36:39.940 --> 00:36:42.820
just means we can make money off you. I agree.

00:36:44.099 --> 00:36:49.079
Okay. All right. Okay, so everything you just

00:36:49.079 --> 00:36:51.559
said, you pretty much answered the next question.

00:36:51.739 --> 00:36:54.460
Okay. And it's why do you believe they've been

00:36:54.460 --> 00:36:56.900
snubbed for so long? And you just answered it,

00:36:56.920 --> 00:37:00.260
really. Yeah. You take a look. Is the Iron Maiden

00:37:00.260 --> 00:37:02.659
fan base going to come to Cleveland, Ohio, buy

00:37:02.659 --> 00:37:06.760
tickets to the Hall of Fame? Maybe not. Not in

00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:09.820
significant numbers. And it's not worth inducting

00:37:09.820 --> 00:37:12.579
them and putting the money into an exhibit if

00:37:12.579 --> 00:37:14.519
they're not going to make that money back in

00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:17.679
visitors. So I think from this point forward,

00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:19.440
the Rock Hall of Fame is just going to start

00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:22.579
trolling for people who are popular enough to

00:37:22.579 --> 00:37:28.309
bring in tons of... visitors, I mean, they're

00:37:28.309 --> 00:37:30.090
going to start grabbing people who've had one

00:37:30.090 --> 00:37:32.489
good album and stick them in the Hall of Fame

00:37:32.489 --> 00:37:35.369
just based on that. I'm surprised Taylor Swift

00:37:35.369 --> 00:37:37.349
doesn't have a whole wing there because they

00:37:37.349 --> 00:37:39.769
can make a shit ton of money off all the Swifties

00:37:39.769 --> 00:37:42.789
coming. Eh, just wait. It'll happen. Taylor Swift

00:37:42.789 --> 00:37:46.050
is an amazing musician, got a great head for

00:37:46.050 --> 00:37:48.849
business, she writes really well, she performs

00:37:48.849 --> 00:37:52.789
really well. But just the fact that she can draw

00:37:52.789 --> 00:37:54.449
a lot of people to the Hall of Fame is the only

00:37:54.449 --> 00:37:58.670
reason they'll consider her. Yeah. And, yeah,

00:37:58.730 --> 00:38:00.570
she'll do whatever is good for her business and

00:38:00.570 --> 00:38:02.849
her career. No one could fault her for that.

00:38:02.969 --> 00:38:06.190
But I think musicians as a whole are starting

00:38:06.190 --> 00:38:08.429
to just not give a damn about the Hall of Fame.

00:38:08.630 --> 00:38:14.909
I think you're right. Yep. All right. Will we

00:38:14.909 --> 00:38:18.389
ever hear from Mick Mars again? I'm kind of thinking

00:38:18.389 --> 00:38:21.480
no. Me too. he's talked about maybe wanting to

00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:24.340
do some side projects with other musicians, but

00:38:24.340 --> 00:38:27.000
he's kind of lost his appeal now, doesn't he?

00:38:27.219 --> 00:38:29.780
He has, and especially the way he did John Karabi,

00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:33.960
from what I can understand. They had music already

00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:36.260
produced that sounded much better than the shit

00:38:36.260 --> 00:38:39.079
he put out. And he was trying to say, oh, the

00:38:39.079 --> 00:38:43.519
product wasn't very good, I was tricked by somebody

00:38:43.519 --> 00:38:48.090
on this music or something. I don't know. I don't

00:38:48.090 --> 00:38:50.130
know. I think there's something else going on

00:38:50.130 --> 00:38:52.630
there. Yeah, it probably didn't work out so well

00:38:52.630 --> 00:38:55.150
in the contract as far as publishing rights and

00:38:55.150 --> 00:38:58.730
money, etc. So they came up with an excuse to

00:38:58.730 --> 00:39:00.650
not release it. Because if you don't release

00:39:00.650 --> 00:39:03.590
it, no one makes money off of it. And you have

00:39:03.590 --> 00:39:05.389
a chance to fix it. But if you go ahead and release

00:39:05.389 --> 00:39:09.210
it under the existing terms... getting it fixed

00:39:09.210 --> 00:39:12.010
later is always a real trouble. Well I went to

00:39:12.010 --> 00:39:15.070
go see John Corabi and part of his concert is

00:39:15.070 --> 00:39:17.090
this, it's a smaller venue of course, there's

00:39:17.090 --> 00:39:20.369
probably 200 people there, and it's at the Scene

00:39:20.369 --> 00:39:22.869
Rock Club, I don't think it's even there anymore,

00:39:22.909 --> 00:39:25.869
Independence. Oh yeah. Or Nero or something like

00:39:25.869 --> 00:39:28.250
that on 40 Highway, so I went to go watch it.

00:39:29.139 --> 00:39:32.699
And he did a little Q &A. He does that in between

00:39:32.699 --> 00:39:35.960
songs. Someone will go, hey, and he'll answer

00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:38.500
the question. Well, someone asked him, and he

00:39:38.500 --> 00:39:40.360
goes, yeah. He goes, well, he goes, I've still

00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:43.300
been waiting for the call. They asked about Mick

00:39:43.300 --> 00:39:44.840
Mars. They go, how come you haven't done anything?

00:39:44.940 --> 00:39:47.679
He goes, well, he goes, honestly, I'm still waiting

00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:49.860
for the call. He's never called me. He said,

00:39:49.940 --> 00:39:52.280
I'm ready. I'd love to go sing music with him.

00:39:52.900 --> 00:39:56.099
Nothing. So, I don't know. Something's going

00:39:56.099 --> 00:39:57.760
on with Mick Morris and I don't know what it

00:39:57.760 --> 00:40:01.659
is. Yeah. Okay, yeah. He's, what, 74 now? Yeah.

00:40:01.980 --> 00:40:05.519
Yeah. And he has some pretty bad health conditions.

00:40:05.619 --> 00:40:10.480
So, I don't know. So, alright. Zack Sabbath does

00:40:10.480 --> 00:40:13.340
really well. Do you think it will hold up in

00:40:13.340 --> 00:40:18.800
another 10 years? I'd say so. I think that type

00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:23.420
of music will always have some sort of a... It's

00:40:23.420 --> 00:40:26.730
place. in music no matter what the music is is

00:40:26.730 --> 00:40:30.210
so cornerstone and started so many things and

00:40:30.210 --> 00:40:32.809
people are so familiar with it i think that it

00:40:32.809 --> 00:40:34.909
will always have something and i think you going

00:40:34.909 --> 00:40:38.210
around saluting this is really good i mean yeah

00:40:38.210 --> 00:40:44.769
yeah main guy for years he seems like he's a

00:40:44.769 --> 00:40:48.139
pretty fun guy because i think he's He either

00:40:48.139 --> 00:40:50.940
is or has recently done a tour where Black Label

00:40:50.940 --> 00:40:53.119
Society is opening for Zach Sabbath. He's still

00:40:53.119 --> 00:40:55.159
doing it. He's come by Kansas City with it. Zach

00:40:55.159 --> 00:40:57.900
Sabbath opens up for him. He made the joke that

00:40:57.900 --> 00:41:02.719
as a member of Black Label Society, he was looking

00:41:02.719 --> 00:41:04.179
forward to this tour because he really wanted

00:41:04.179 --> 00:41:12.170
to sleep with Zach Wild's wife. I love the guy.

00:41:12.250 --> 00:41:14.269
He is funny as hell. Have you ever seen his stuff

00:41:14.269 --> 00:41:16.710
on Instagram? No, I haven't. Oh, he does little

00:41:16.710 --> 00:41:20.949
skits and stuff. It's funny. He is really humorous.

00:41:21.070 --> 00:41:23.449
He used to always joke around. He used to come

00:41:23.449 --> 00:41:27.510
up to me and go, those muscles, man. You can't

00:41:27.510 --> 00:41:30.550
play guitar. that's going to mess up your guitar.

00:41:30.849 --> 00:41:34.070
And he's like, no, it isn't. Yeah, you're making

00:41:34.070 --> 00:41:36.130
it too slow. You can't move your arms as much.

00:41:36.130 --> 00:41:38.170
He goes, no, that's my fingers, Ozzy. It's not

00:41:38.170 --> 00:41:41.610
my hands. Yeah. Cain Roberts was monstrous and

00:41:41.610 --> 00:41:43.530
he still played. He should have said that. He

00:41:43.530 --> 00:41:44.989
should have said, well, go tell Cain Roberts.

00:41:45.269 --> 00:41:49.429
Yeah. Anyhow, the way he describes that is funnier

00:41:49.429 --> 00:41:51.690
than hell. As I said, Ozzy's kind of an unassuming

00:41:51.690 --> 00:41:53.989
guy. He kind of walks up and goes... Oh, Zach

00:41:53.989 --> 00:41:58.190
Boyd. Yeah, he called it, what did he call it,

00:41:58.289 --> 00:42:02.909
boss? Yeah, boss? Those muscles, they're not

00:42:02.909 --> 00:42:07.329
going to work, you know. I mean, he did it so

00:42:07.329 --> 00:42:09.309
well, I can't begin to do it the way he does

00:42:09.309 --> 00:42:11.969
it, but it's so funny when he does it. He kind

00:42:11.969 --> 00:42:13.809
of like walks up with his hands in his pockets,

00:42:13.849 --> 00:42:16.670
kind of slumped over like he walked, talking

00:42:16.670 --> 00:42:21.099
to him like that. All right. Alex Van Halen is

00:42:21.099 --> 00:42:24.099
looking for a singer to complete the Van Halen

00:42:24.099 --> 00:42:27.340
songs left unfinished with help from Steve Lukather.

00:42:28.340 --> 00:42:30.980
Wow. Did you know that? I knew he was working

00:42:30.980 --> 00:42:33.599
with Steve Lukather. I didn't know that he was

00:42:33.599 --> 00:42:35.320
working on unfinished Van Halen songs. Yeah,

00:42:35.320 --> 00:42:37.699
the stuff that they never got to finish. Wow.

00:42:38.059 --> 00:42:40.679
Yeah. This was a plan from him and Eddie, I guess.

00:42:40.940 --> 00:42:43.840
When Eddie was like too sick. There was no turning

00:42:43.840 --> 00:42:45.880
back. He couldn't really play anymore. He pretty

00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:48.300
much bedridden. I think this plan was probably

00:42:48.300 --> 00:42:52.440
put into existence about then. So should the

00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:55.280
new singer be an unknown? Will it be more fresh

00:42:55.280 --> 00:42:58.099
and uphold his brother's legacy better with an

00:42:58.099 --> 00:43:04.800
unknown? Wow. I say yes. And I think that...

00:43:04.940 --> 00:43:06.840
Playing with Sammy Hagar at this point would

00:43:06.840 --> 00:43:10.079
not do them any justice at all. No, no. Even

00:43:10.079 --> 00:43:12.539
if Eddie still got along with him when he died,

00:43:12.679 --> 00:43:16.440
I don't think it mattered. Yeah. I'd like to

00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:18.960
see him go for someone like Patti Smythe. Oh,

00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:20.719
yeah, what he would have done. Yeah, because

00:43:20.719 --> 00:43:25.480
after David Leak left the band, Van Halen wanted

00:43:25.480 --> 00:43:28.679
a female lead singer, and they were set to tap

00:43:28.679 --> 00:43:30.800
Patti Smythe, but she was doing pretty well with

00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:33.420
her band. Plus, she was just... She was like,

00:43:33.440 --> 00:43:35.599
what, seven months pregnant and said, I really

00:43:35.599 --> 00:43:40.019
can't do a tour. Yeah. But they should go, if

00:43:40.019 --> 00:43:41.920
she's still singing, go after her or go after

00:43:41.920 --> 00:43:45.599
some woman with a strong, powerful voice who

00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:48.019
can sing that. Oh, I'd love to see that. That

00:43:48.019 --> 00:43:51.300
would be great. They also went after Ozzy. They

00:43:51.300 --> 00:43:54.780
wanted him. And I understand that. That is an

00:43:54.780 --> 00:43:56.480
amount of how good you could sing. They did have

00:43:56.480 --> 00:43:59.260
David Lee Roth. And David Lee Roth can't really,

00:43:59.400 --> 00:44:01.579
he never could sing. He's got such a limited

00:44:01.579 --> 00:44:05.119
range. Yes. And he really, quite frankly, if

00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:07.480
it wasn't for his acrobatics and all that and

00:44:07.480 --> 00:44:09.860
his look and his appeal, he would have been nothing.

00:44:09.880 --> 00:44:12.900
He would have been boring as hell. Yeah. Musically,

00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:16.480
he couldn't really do it that well. I noticed

00:44:16.480 --> 00:44:18.820
listening to the albums, I'm not listening to

00:44:18.820 --> 00:44:21.039
David Lee Roth singing and going, wow, he's doing

00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:24.050
such a good job. No, he's not. But when Sammy

00:44:24.050 --> 00:44:25.929
was singing, I was thinking, damn, that dude

00:44:25.929 --> 00:44:28.369
can sing. Yeah, yeah. But with David Lee, it's

00:44:28.369 --> 00:44:30.389
just like, yeah, he's just, you know, he's there

00:44:30.389 --> 00:44:32.210
for the live performance. He doesn't really come

00:44:32.210 --> 00:44:34.429
through on the album so well. And then after

00:44:34.429 --> 00:44:36.510
when he lost his look and got old and everything,

00:44:36.650 --> 00:44:38.849
now nobody just views him as anything. They just

00:44:38.849 --> 00:44:41.750
view him as Uncle Creepy. That's it. Yes, he

00:44:41.750 --> 00:44:48.369
is. All right. Rainbow reformed and opted for

00:44:48.369 --> 00:44:51.199
an unknown singer with Ronnie Romero. and he

00:44:51.199 --> 00:44:54.280
was the best guy for the job do you think that

00:44:54.280 --> 00:44:56.380
and you pretty much answer this but do you think

00:44:56.380 --> 00:44:58.719
they need to do a search like richie blackmore

00:44:58.719 --> 00:45:01.679
did you know richie blackman was famous for like

00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:05.599
taking someone on tour like he took a elf with

00:45:05.599 --> 00:45:09.000
ronnie james deal on tour rainbow or no with

00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:11.840
with purple and then when he poured his own man

00:45:11.840 --> 00:45:13.940
rainbow he went to ronnie james and said hey

00:45:13.940 --> 00:45:17.630
uh He got to know him through touring with him

00:45:17.630 --> 00:45:19.289
and everything. He said, hey, would you like

00:45:19.289 --> 00:45:22.730
to form this new band with me? And Ronnie, of

00:45:22.730 --> 00:45:25.489
course, was like, yes. And they did great stuff.

00:45:26.309 --> 00:45:29.889
He did the same thing with Glenn Hughes. Trapeze

00:45:29.889 --> 00:45:33.110
was opening for him in purple. And then when

00:45:33.110 --> 00:45:38.130
Ian Gillen and Roger Glover left, it was like

00:45:38.130 --> 00:45:39.550
a no -brainer. It was like, hey, remember that

00:45:39.550 --> 00:45:42.739
one guy, Glenn Hughes? Okay, yeah, I'm going

00:45:42.739 --> 00:45:44.260
to give him a call and see if he'll join the

00:45:44.260 --> 00:45:47.119
band. Yeah. And it worked out very well. And

00:45:47.119 --> 00:45:50.219
then they auditioned David Coverdell, who was

00:45:50.219 --> 00:45:52.800
an unknown. Yeah. And he was the perfect guy

00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:55.360
for it. No one could fill Ian Gillan's shoes,

00:45:55.440 --> 00:45:57.619
but he did his own so well that nobody cared.

00:45:57.820 --> 00:46:01.980
Yeah. So, yeah, I think maybe that should be.

00:46:02.099 --> 00:46:05.340
Yeah. All right, and then finally, should Alex...

00:46:06.010 --> 00:46:08.329
pulled out for the guy, even if it takes longer

00:46:08.329 --> 00:46:11.010
to complete the project. I'd say so. You really

00:46:11.010 --> 00:46:13.409
only got one chance to do this. Yeah, yeah. And

00:46:13.409 --> 00:46:14.949
it's not going to matter if it's come out in

00:46:14.949 --> 00:46:19.260
five years or seven or ten years. Yeah. The thing

00:46:19.260 --> 00:46:21.980
is, I mean, a lot of other people, prolific people

00:46:21.980 --> 00:46:24.659
in rock have passed away since then. So it's

00:46:24.659 --> 00:46:27.900
not like it's a huge bulletin or nothing. True.

00:46:28.099 --> 00:46:30.059
If he'd been able to get it out like two months

00:46:30.059 --> 00:46:32.219
after Eddie passed away, then you could have

00:46:32.219 --> 00:46:34.760
capitalized. Now it doesn't matter. Just do it

00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:38.619
right. Yep. Okay. All right. Well, we agree with

00:46:38.619 --> 00:46:42.519
that 100%. All right. You got something? Yeah.

00:46:43.440 --> 00:46:46.500
I also was watching this video the other day.

00:46:46.519 --> 00:46:48.960
They're talking about the feud between Sharon

00:46:48.960 --> 00:46:52.400
Osbourne and Bruce Dickinson. Yes, that's been

00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:56.579
going on. Me and Davey had such good laughs.

00:46:56.579 --> 00:47:00.719
Oh, my God. We went and saw the spoken word with

00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:03.400
Dickinson, and he was just bagging all over Sharon.

00:47:03.619 --> 00:47:06.500
But go ahead. Well, the way the video laid it

00:47:06.500 --> 00:47:09.360
out, he said Iron Maiden was opening for Ozzy.

00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:14.000
on a tour, and Bruce Dickinson seemed to have

00:47:14.000 --> 00:47:17.239
some issues with the Osbournes being reality

00:47:17.239 --> 00:47:22.119
TV stars. Oh, yeah. I forget which show it was

00:47:22.119 --> 00:47:26.920
that they started off with. So he was bagging

00:47:26.920 --> 00:47:30.199
on them just about every night during Iron Maiden's

00:47:30.199 --> 00:47:33.500
set, making fun of Ozzy and Sharon and everything.

00:47:34.340 --> 00:47:38.719
And throughout the whole tour, they just let

00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:42.179
it slide. Let it slide. Let it slide. And then

00:47:42.179 --> 00:47:45.619
the final night of the tour, after Iron Maiden

00:47:45.619 --> 00:47:47.860
had already played, then Ozzy came out. He did

00:47:47.860 --> 00:47:50.900
his whole set. Sharon came out and said, you

00:47:50.900 --> 00:47:53.920
know, we thank everyone for this tour. We want

00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:56.300
to thank Iron Maiden. The guys are so great.

00:47:56.420 --> 00:47:59.139
We love them. We love their crew. They're just

00:47:59.139 --> 00:48:02.360
fun guys, amazing guys. We love working them.

00:48:03.099 --> 00:48:06.079
But their lead singer in the audience started

00:48:06.079 --> 00:48:12.730
screaming. He said, is a total prick. So she

00:48:12.730 --> 00:48:15.869
went out and trashed him when he had no chance

00:48:15.869 --> 00:48:18.670
to state his side. I thought that was pretty

00:48:18.670 --> 00:48:21.030
funny. That is funny. And it was smart of her

00:48:21.030 --> 00:48:24.030
to wait until the tour was completely over. Just

00:48:24.030 --> 00:48:26.230
let him run his mouth, and then at the end, it's

00:48:26.230 --> 00:48:29.130
like, all right. We love the band, love the crew,

00:48:29.289 --> 00:48:32.230
hate the singer. And they needed them to sell.

00:48:32.719 --> 00:48:36.320
the product. So yeah, they did the clever thing

00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:38.059
and said, let him make the money off of him.

00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:40.380
And then, at the very end, when we're not going

00:48:40.380 --> 00:48:42.820
to make money off of him ever again, then get

00:48:42.820 --> 00:48:47.300
him. That was pretty good because it pretty much

00:48:47.300 --> 00:48:50.639
would turn Aussie fans against Iron Maiden just

00:48:50.639 --> 00:48:54.360
because of the singer. That was a risk for Iron

00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:56.760
Maiden to let him keep doing that. I didn't agree

00:48:56.760 --> 00:48:59.380
or disagree with him versus Dickinson. He just

00:48:59.380 --> 00:49:04.280
did it very... Humorous. Yeah. I mean, he wasn't

00:49:04.280 --> 00:49:06.400
exactly, like, attacking her to make people go,

00:49:06.480 --> 00:49:08.300
oh, fuck her. He was just having fun with it.

00:49:08.360 --> 00:49:11.380
Yeah, yeah. It didn't seem real malicious and

00:49:11.380 --> 00:49:13.619
mean -spirited. And if Ozzie had gone out and

00:49:13.619 --> 00:49:15.980
started making jokes about Bruce Dickinson's,

00:49:16.000 --> 00:49:19.719
you know, ingrown toenail or something. Or driving

00:49:19.719 --> 00:49:23.519
a plane. Yeah. Being a pilot. You know, he could

00:49:23.519 --> 00:49:25.300
have said that. Or a fencer. Or something that

00:49:25.300 --> 00:49:29.400
Bruce Dickinson did extra curricular. Yeah. You

00:49:29.400 --> 00:49:35.800
know, so. Okay. I also saw a news article showing

00:49:35.800 --> 00:49:39.159
that Rick Allen, the drummer for Def Leppard,

00:49:39.260 --> 00:49:45.900
he apparently has been taking some courses and

00:49:45.900 --> 00:49:49.820
classes with a self -help guru, and his self

00:49:49.820 --> 00:49:52.139
-confidence and self -esteem has been soaring

00:49:52.139 --> 00:49:56.039
lately. So in a bold move, he's had his other

00:49:56.039 --> 00:49:59.079
arm amputated. And now says, I'm going to be

00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:01.260
the best no -arm drummer that anyone has ever

00:50:01.260 --> 00:50:02.780
seen. I agree with that. Yeah. I think that's

00:50:02.780 --> 00:50:05.719
a great idea. What could go wrong? Yeah. So,

00:50:05.760 --> 00:50:08.119
I mean, the world fell in love with him being

00:50:08.119 --> 00:50:10.380
a one -arm drummer. He's like, hey, next level,

00:50:10.460 --> 00:50:13.219
man. So he had intentionally had his other arm

00:50:13.219 --> 00:50:15.760
removed, and now he's going to be a no -arm drummer

00:50:15.760 --> 00:50:23.420
and blow everybody away. I'm picturing him up

00:50:23.420 --> 00:50:25.139
there behind the kit with no arms. I am too.

00:50:26.880 --> 00:50:29.800
It's funny enough with one. I'm sorry. I mean,

00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:31.980
he plays great, and the way they came up with

00:50:31.980 --> 00:50:35.539
that is ingenious. Yeah. But it's funny. It's

00:50:35.539 --> 00:50:44.440
weird. It's weird. Yeah. All righty. Is that

00:50:44.440 --> 00:50:47.179
it? Yep. Pretty much what got left is the weird

00:50:47.179 --> 00:50:49.719
band names. Okay. All right. We can go to that

00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:51.800
in a minute, but I've got something here. Yeah.

00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:56.480
Okay, since we're talking about Ozzy, Ozzy's

00:50:56.480 --> 00:50:59.460
in the news again. Yeah. Maybe not the Prince

00:50:59.460 --> 00:51:02.739
of Darkness, but a dog. A dog with the world's

00:51:02.739 --> 00:51:07.059
longest tongue. Oh. Named Ozzy. Cool. Ozzy has

00:51:07.059 --> 00:51:10.400
been certified as the Guinness World Record holder

00:51:10.400 --> 00:51:13.440
of the longest tongue by any living dog. The

00:51:13.440 --> 00:51:15.260
previous record for the longest tongue, just

00:51:15.260 --> 00:51:19.389
over five inches. Ozzy, a mastiff. has won the

00:51:19.389 --> 00:51:21.829
honors of having a close to a six -inch tongue.

00:51:22.010 --> 00:51:24.329
Wow. Maybe instead of Ozzy, they should have

00:51:24.329 --> 00:51:26.550
named him Gene. Yeah, yeah. I think so, yeah.

00:51:27.210 --> 00:51:29.570
Oh, no, but then again, he'd want royalty, so.

00:51:29.690 --> 00:51:32.750
Oh, that's true. Yeah, so, yeah, yeah. So, and

00:51:32.750 --> 00:51:34.250
you never know, Sharon might be on the phone

00:51:34.250 --> 00:51:36.829
here after this. Yeah. We know she listens, allegedly.

00:51:37.150 --> 00:51:39.230
You'd have to spell Ozzy differently, like with

00:51:39.230 --> 00:51:43.010
S's. Yeah, or an I -E or something. No, yeah,

00:51:43.070 --> 00:51:46.130
that would work. That's true. A police sergeant,

00:51:46.130 --> 00:51:49.639
oh, no, this is the next one. Okay. I got short

00:51:49.639 --> 00:51:51.860
stories here. I forgot to put the perforated

00:51:51.860 --> 00:51:54.019
line against it. Oh, yeah. I'll just do another

00:51:54.019 --> 00:51:55.739
one real quick, then we can go into band names.

00:51:56.000 --> 00:51:58.000
A police sergeant has been sacked for using,

00:51:58.019 --> 00:52:01.440
or fired, as we say over here. Yeah. And has

00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:03.599
been fired for using a picture frame to weigh

00:52:03.599 --> 00:52:05.780
down laptop keys to give the false impression

00:52:05.780 --> 00:52:13.900
she was working from home. Avon and Somerset

00:52:13.900 --> 00:52:16.619
Police, or Avon, probably Avon, and Somerset

00:52:16.619 --> 00:52:19.300
Police said the officer referred to as Sergeant

00:52:19.300 --> 00:52:22.280
X used the trick on the majority of shifts she

00:52:22.280 --> 00:52:26.159
worked in April and May of last year. Avon and

00:52:26.159 --> 00:52:28.719
Somerset Police said the officer referred to

00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:34.820
was under investigation. And after they figured

00:52:34.820 --> 00:52:37.639
out what was going on, because the keystrokes

00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:43.119
were way too fast to form sentences and to have

00:52:43.119 --> 00:52:45.880
them be coherent. So when they looked into it,

00:52:45.900 --> 00:52:48.420
they're like, no, no, no, this is a pattern of

00:52:48.420 --> 00:52:50.940
someone that put something on the keyboard to

00:52:50.940 --> 00:52:53.460
weigh it down to make it just continually stroke.

00:52:53.780 --> 00:52:58.420
And so long form short, she'd been fired and

00:52:58.420 --> 00:53:01.880
she has to pay back. Those two months that she

00:53:01.880 --> 00:53:04.800
was doing that. Yes. I remember during COVID

00:53:04.800 --> 00:53:07.039
lockdown when everyone was working from home,

00:53:07.179 --> 00:53:10.000
the business boomed in a thing called a mouse

00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:12.960
jiggler. I remember that. And it would hook up

00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:14.980
to your mouse and it would wiggle it in random

00:53:14.980 --> 00:53:18.519
ways so anybody watching your computer would

00:53:18.519 --> 00:53:21.159
think you're there actually working. But then

00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:23.239
they quickly figured out ways to decipher that

00:53:23.239 --> 00:53:25.380
it was just a jiggler instead of actual purposeful

00:53:25.380 --> 00:53:26.500
movements. And a lot of people got fired and

00:53:26.500 --> 00:53:31.099
in trouble and all that. Yeah. All right. You

00:53:31.099 --> 00:53:33.119
want to go to the band names? Let's do some band

00:53:33.119 --> 00:53:38.639
names. All right. All righty. I guess we are

00:53:38.639 --> 00:53:40.280
up to the S's. You can have that if you want.

00:53:40.340 --> 00:53:42.440
I've got an extra. Oh, I like it. Yeah, I need

00:53:42.440 --> 00:53:46.260
to go in the Paisley Possum studio. Yeah, yeah.

00:53:46.360 --> 00:53:48.199
I'm going to tuck that right in here. All right.

00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:52.099
All righty. On to the S's. We have saturated

00:53:52.099 --> 00:54:00.659
fat. Okay. Saturn's flea collar. Scary Chicken.

00:54:01.340 --> 00:54:03.360
Pretty much anything with chicken in it is pretty

00:54:03.360 --> 00:54:09.320
good. The Screaming Moist Accountants. This one

00:54:09.320 --> 00:54:20.639
I like. 74 Megs of Ryan. Oh my god. Then we have

00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:27.179
The Sex Clark 5. Skankin' Pickle. Sharon Stoned.

00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:33.219
She stole my beer. Okay. The Shirley Temple Pilots.

00:54:35.900 --> 00:54:39.559
I just love that one. That might be my favorite.

00:54:42.179 --> 00:54:44.199
This one is just plain good advice. And you can

00:54:44.199 --> 00:54:46.539
also go by S2P. Oh, that's true. This is true.

00:54:46.860 --> 00:54:49.360
This one is just plain good advice. Shoot the

00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:53.199
mime. Yes. That's always good advice. Yeah. Nothing

00:54:53.199 --> 00:54:56.690
good comes from the mime ever. Yes. Ever. Shorty

00:54:56.690 --> 00:55:03.070
and the disappointments. Here's a good one. Sissy

00:55:03.070 --> 00:55:09.170
boy slap party. Oh boy, that's great. Sloppy

00:55:09.170 --> 00:55:14.110
seconds. The slutty nuns. Oh, I love that. Yep.

00:55:14.409 --> 00:55:17.989
Sluts for hire. I love that. Sly and the family

00:55:17.989 --> 00:55:25.570
jewels. Smelly tongues. This one not everyone

00:55:25.570 --> 00:55:34.929
will get. Smorgasbord 9. Ernest Bord 9. One of

00:55:34.929 --> 00:55:38.949
the most woefully unattractive movie stars ever.

00:55:41.619 --> 00:55:44.880
Very much so. But a very good one, though. A

00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:48.840
very believable one. The Sodom and Gomorrah Liberation

00:55:48.840 --> 00:55:57.940
Front. Son of Sam Walton. That was a serial killer

00:55:57.940 --> 00:56:04.039
in the 70s or 80s? Or both? Son of Sam. I'm thinking

00:56:04.039 --> 00:56:07.800
he was around late 70s, 1980. That's what I was

00:56:07.800 --> 00:56:11.820
thinking. Okay. Sparky the Lizard Hermaphrodite.

00:56:13.159 --> 00:56:16.860
Spastic Colon. This one I've heard of. Special

00:56:16.860 --> 00:56:19.179
Ed and the Short Nose. I have too. I've heard

00:56:19.179 --> 00:56:23.539
of them. Stark Naked and the Car Thieves. Yeah.

00:56:24.039 --> 00:56:30.900
Stiff Richards. Good one. Stink Wrinkle and his

00:56:30.900 --> 00:56:37.780
Skidmarks. That was my contribution. I love it.

00:56:37.980 --> 00:56:42.420
Stinky Binky. The string cheese incident. Okay.

00:56:42.739 --> 00:56:47.519
St. Mucus. St. Mucus. Is that yours too? No,

00:56:47.539 --> 00:56:52.280
that was... Okay. Stop calling me Frank. Here's

00:56:52.280 --> 00:56:58.000
a good one. Stupid white people. I'd go see that

00:56:58.000 --> 00:57:01.880
band. I would too. The surf maggots. Oh, I like

00:57:01.880 --> 00:57:03.719
that one too. And rounding off the category,

00:57:04.039 --> 00:57:13.210
sweaty bum chunks. Oh. Oh. Okay. Lovely. Wow.

00:57:13.449 --> 00:57:19.349
Those were excellent. We got only a few letters

00:57:19.349 --> 00:57:21.809
left, so we can finish these off today if we

00:57:21.809 --> 00:57:26.920
wanted to. Okay. Gene Simmons had some Rock and

00:57:26.920 --> 00:57:30.760
Roll Hall of Fame comments. Oh, yes. People didn't

00:57:30.760 --> 00:57:34.760
appreciate it, but I did because I think he makes

00:57:34.760 --> 00:57:38.059
valid points. He does. He does. Maybe he wasn't,

00:57:38.059 --> 00:57:40.760
like, the nicest way of saying it or something,

00:57:40.880 --> 00:57:43.719
but I don't give a shit about that. No. People

00:57:43.719 --> 00:57:45.840
get hurt feelings in my world, and it doesn't

00:57:45.840 --> 00:57:50.510
bother me. Yeah. So, all right. These are his

00:57:50.510 --> 00:57:52.849
comments about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

00:57:52.849 --> 00:57:55.489
What a joke it is, and I agree with him. Yeah,

00:57:55.489 --> 00:57:57.929
it is. He says hip -hop doesn't belong in the

00:57:57.929 --> 00:58:01.110
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. On the Legends and

00:58:01.110 --> 00:58:07.829
Leaders podcast, they suck. Yeah. Simmons criticized,

00:58:08.050 --> 00:58:10.230
I don't know, they're probably good. Simmons

00:58:10.230 --> 00:58:12.550
criticized the Hall for honoring hip -hop and

00:58:12.550 --> 00:58:16.090
rap artists. Those genres aren't rock and roll

00:58:16.090 --> 00:58:18.530
and don't speak his language, he claimed. Yeah.

00:58:18.630 --> 00:58:21.630
And I get it. I do. Most people don't cross over.

00:58:21.710 --> 00:58:23.909
They're like, you know, no, I like this music.

00:58:23.949 --> 00:58:25.730
And it's not something you can train yourself

00:58:25.730 --> 00:58:28.659
to like. You either like music or you don't,

00:58:28.679 --> 00:58:32.199
and it's largely what you grew up with. But it

00:58:32.199 --> 00:58:35.920
all plays into the undeniable fact that everyone

00:58:35.920 --> 00:58:39.340
wants to cash in on the rock and roll image.

00:58:40.380 --> 00:58:44.059
Country, rap, hip -hop, all these other genres,

00:58:44.300 --> 00:58:46.900
they want what rock and roll has, so they're

00:58:46.900 --> 00:58:49.820
faking their way in. Instead of making their

00:58:49.820 --> 00:58:52.059
thing great, they're coming over and sponging

00:58:52.059 --> 00:58:55.480
off of what rock and roll has created. Yes. They're

00:58:55.480 --> 00:58:59.579
wannabes and posers. Yes, exactly. He also said,

00:58:59.619 --> 00:59:01.659
it's not my music. I don't come from the ghetto.

00:59:02.119 --> 00:59:04.860
It doesn't speak my language. Now that one. That

00:59:04.860 --> 00:59:07.320
was rude. That was rude because you don't have

00:59:07.320 --> 00:59:09.559
to be from the ghetto to listen to that music.

00:59:10.599 --> 00:59:12.739
Yeah, that was completely wrong, and if you ask

00:59:12.739 --> 00:59:14.940
me, he should have apologized for that. I would

00:59:14.940 --> 00:59:17.199
say so, yeah. But other than that, I see nothing

00:59:17.199 --> 00:59:19.119
wrong with what he said. Of course, if Gavin

00:59:19.119 --> 00:59:21.599
Newsom can get away with saying, see, I'm just

00:59:21.599 --> 00:59:24.659
like black people, I'm stupid. Yeah, oh my gosh.

00:59:24.739 --> 00:59:27.219
Isn't that crazy? He's going out bragging about

00:59:27.219 --> 00:59:29.599
low test scores and not being able to read and

00:59:29.599 --> 00:59:36.860
say, see, I'm just like black people. Something's

00:59:36.860 --> 00:59:38.980
in the air over there in California. I have no

00:59:38.980 --> 00:59:43.719
idea. You're a bunch of idiots. How he made it

00:59:43.719 --> 00:59:45.920
out from Atlanta after saying that is beyond

00:59:45.920 --> 00:59:50.099
me. Well, you know, people tend to be a little

00:59:50.099 --> 00:59:52.900
nicer and more forgiving for people who are obviously

00:59:52.900 --> 00:59:56.679
stupid and brain damaged. And he obviously is.

00:59:57.079 --> 01:00:02.719
Yes, I agree. I agree. Simmons wondered aloud

01:00:02.719 --> 01:00:05.699
why classical music groups like symphony orchestras

01:00:05.699 --> 01:00:09.320
aren't inducted if other non -rock artists are.

01:00:09.690 --> 01:00:12.489
saying, how come the New York Philharmonic doesn't

01:00:12.489 --> 01:00:15.389
get in? Yeah. Good point. Because it's called

01:00:15.389 --> 01:00:17.570
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Another good

01:00:17.570 --> 01:00:20.869
point. He pointed out that metal bands like Iron

01:00:20.869 --> 01:00:23.570
Maiden still haven't been inducted while pioneers

01:00:23.570 --> 01:00:27.989
like Grandmaster Flash have. He quit. Yeah. And

01:00:27.989 --> 01:00:30.969
I could actually even see Grandmaster Flash because

01:00:30.969 --> 01:00:34.030
they did do a rock song with Aerosmith. Yeah.

01:00:34.269 --> 01:00:36.690
No, that was Run DMC. Oh, wait a minute. It was.

01:00:36.690 --> 01:00:40.019
Okay, sorry. All right. Thanks for correcting

01:00:40.019 --> 01:00:42.119
me. But there was some crossover in there for

01:00:42.119 --> 01:00:46.099
a while. There was, yeah. But I wouldn't have

01:00:46.099 --> 01:00:50.059
10 emails. Thank you very much. 10 emails tell

01:00:50.059 --> 01:00:53.539
me about what a dumbass I am. Hey, my fellow

01:00:53.539 --> 01:00:57.500
heavy breeders. This is Dash Riptide. Your music

01:00:57.500 --> 01:01:02.440
news. Legendary guitarist Sackwild unretires

01:01:02.440 --> 01:01:05.460
the Grail. The 1981 Gibbs and Les Paul for the

01:01:05.460 --> 01:01:09.150
new Ozzy Osbourne tribute track. You know this

01:01:09.150 --> 01:01:11.590
guitar. It's the bullseye Les Paul he made famous

01:01:11.590 --> 01:01:14.289
in the first few years of joining Ozzy. The grill,

01:01:14.510 --> 01:01:17.349
as the guitar is known as. Zach is unretiring

01:01:17.349 --> 01:01:19.670
the beauty for a tribute track saluting the Prince

01:01:19.670 --> 01:01:22.230
of Darkness. No word on when or how the song

01:01:22.230 --> 01:01:24.570
will hit the public. We will keep you posted.

01:01:25.110 --> 01:01:28.210
This is Gash Rooktine, and that was your music

01:01:28.210 --> 01:01:31.289
news. If it's too loud, you probably have ear

01:01:31.289 --> 01:01:41.489
damage, just like me. I probably still will.

01:01:43.250 --> 01:01:45.409
I just want to know when Led Zeppelin's going

01:01:45.409 --> 01:01:47.989
to be in the Hip Hop Hall of Fame. Yeah. That's

01:01:47.989 --> 01:01:51.449
a good one. Yeah. After Backlash over his use

01:01:51.449 --> 01:01:53.989
for the term ghetto, oh, he did get it. Oh, good.

01:01:54.110 --> 01:01:57.070
Yes. Okay, I get that. Simmons said he stands

01:01:57.070 --> 01:02:02.210
by his comments. Listen, his comments may not

01:02:02.210 --> 01:02:03.969
have been the best and may not have been correct.

01:02:04.480 --> 01:02:07.400
But I love the way he's not backing down. I think

01:02:07.400 --> 01:02:09.079
more people need to be like that. Okay, whether

01:02:09.079 --> 01:02:10.900
it's wrong or right or whatever, I don't care.

01:02:11.079 --> 01:02:13.179
I said it, and I'm not going to run in front

01:02:13.179 --> 01:02:17.739
of it. The fact that Dolly Parton is in the Rock

01:02:17.739 --> 01:02:20.000
Hall of Fame means that Rage Against the Machine

01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:22.860
should be in the Country Hall of Fame. They should

01:02:22.860 --> 01:02:25.139
be performing on the Grand Ole Opry, shouldn't

01:02:25.139 --> 01:02:30.940
they? Yes. I agree. Fair is fair. Yeah, fair

01:02:30.940 --> 01:02:36.320
is fair. His comments have been widely criticized

01:02:36.320 --> 01:02:40.579
online, as we all know, as we just stated. Including

01:02:40.579 --> 01:02:46.039
the Hall of Famers, like, oh, shit. I think,

01:02:46.099 --> 01:02:50.219
you know what? It cut off. I don't know who Chuck

01:02:50.219 --> 01:02:53.739
is. Chuck somebody. Chuck Berry. Probably Chuck

01:02:53.739 --> 01:02:57.480
Berry. All right. Who saved us all. Chuck Berry's.

01:02:59.980 --> 01:03:02.900
Probably pretty right on this too, but how far

01:03:02.900 --> 01:03:06.280
do you take it is my question. He said that rock

01:03:06.280 --> 01:03:08.579
and roll historically embraces a broad range

01:03:08.579 --> 01:03:13.340
of black rooted genres, including hip hop. That's

01:03:13.340 --> 01:03:15.880
too far to me. That's too far of a reach. Now,

01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:18.360
if you would have said Motown and stuff like

01:03:18.360 --> 01:03:21.789
that, I could have been like, okay, okay. A lot

01:03:21.789 --> 01:03:23.949
of the blues and jazz and stuff like that, I

01:03:23.949 --> 01:03:25.969
get that. And the fact that it doesn't go both

01:03:25.969 --> 01:03:31.130
ways, you know, is you'll hear rap and hip -hop

01:03:31.130 --> 01:03:34.030
songs on rock and roll stations and on country

01:03:34.030 --> 01:03:36.570
stations. But have you ever heard Willie Nelson

01:03:36.570 --> 01:03:40.329
on a rap and R &B station? No, and you won't.

01:03:40.349 --> 01:03:42.530
Well, they never will. You won't. No, it only

01:03:42.530 --> 01:03:45.769
goes one direction. I love the fact that Gene

01:03:45.769 --> 01:03:47.829
Simmons is not apologizing, though, and the reason

01:03:47.829 --> 01:03:50.489
is this right here. Once you start apologizing,

01:03:50.530 --> 01:03:53.489
you're never going to stop. You know, stand firm.

01:03:53.590 --> 01:03:55.789
I've always appreciated that, you know, I said

01:03:55.789 --> 01:03:58.489
it. It might have been wrong, but I'm standing

01:03:58.489 --> 01:04:00.769
by it. This is the way I felt. Yeah, yeah, just,

01:04:00.849 --> 01:04:02.969
you know, you get to feel how you feel about

01:04:02.969 --> 01:04:05.489
it, but I'm not apologizing. I'm not taking it

01:04:05.489 --> 01:04:07.250
back. And it doesn't mean you're right either.

01:04:07.690 --> 01:04:10.929
Yeah. Yeah. So, all right, you got something?

01:04:14.519 --> 01:04:16.420
Just the band names. I'm trying to come up with

01:04:16.420 --> 01:04:18.179
more stuff as I'm going along. Well, I got other

01:04:18.179 --> 01:04:19.880
stuff. Yeah, go ahead and see if I can come up

01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:23.239
with some more. All right. Bob Daisley was interviewed

01:04:23.239 --> 01:04:28.199
recently about his not being back to the beginning,

01:04:28.340 --> 01:04:32.679
which is so true. He should have, out of all

01:04:32.679 --> 01:04:34.260
people, he should have been one of the first

01:04:34.260 --> 01:04:37.480
ones invited by his body of work. He wrote so

01:04:37.480 --> 01:04:41.360
many lyrics and some music for all of those classic

01:04:41.360 --> 01:04:46.119
songs. Thousands of people singing my lyrics

01:04:46.119 --> 01:04:48.500
and I don't even get to mention Bob Daisley responds

01:04:48.500 --> 01:04:52.960
to Ozzy's final show snub. Opens up on the relationship

01:04:52.960 --> 01:04:56.559
with the Osbournes. It was me not being there

01:04:56.559 --> 01:04:59.159
and me not being asked to be there was really

01:04:59.159 --> 01:05:02.900
the elephant in the room. Bob Daisley reflected

01:05:02.900 --> 01:05:05.260
on not getting an invitation for Black Sabbath

01:05:05.260 --> 01:05:10.219
and Ozzy's final show, telling Loaded Radio in

01:05:10.219 --> 01:05:12.860
a new interview that he holds no grudges against

01:05:12.860 --> 01:05:16.440
Ozzy's wife and manager, Sharon Osbourne. Given

01:05:16.440 --> 01:05:19.780
that it attracted 45 ,000 concertgoers with 5

01:05:19.780 --> 01:05:22.559
.8 million online viewers through The Guardian,

01:05:22.719 --> 01:05:27.059
while contributing 33 .8 million pounds to UK's

01:05:27.059 --> 01:05:31.280
gross economic output, per the bbc it's safe

01:05:31.280 --> 01:05:32.900
to say that back in the beginning accomplished

01:05:32.900 --> 01:05:36.420
what tom morello as the event's curator was asked

01:05:36.420 --> 01:05:39.800
to do make it one for history books which it

01:05:39.800 --> 01:05:44.980
did the emotions ran high although higher last

01:05:44.980 --> 01:05:47.460
july 5th at birmingham's philip park because

01:05:47.460 --> 01:05:50.380
former aussie osborne guitarist jakey lee was

01:05:50.380 --> 01:05:53.190
given a chance to reconcile with osbornes and

01:05:53.190 --> 01:05:56.110
joined the ranks of over a dozen heavy music

01:05:56.110 --> 01:05:58.210
A -listers who gathered together to give Black

01:05:58.210 --> 01:06:00.510
Sabbath and The Prince of Darkness a proper send

01:06:00.510 --> 01:06:05.329
-off. Okay, Bob should have been there, but as

01:06:05.329 --> 01:06:08.010
for Jake, Tom Morello called him personally.

01:06:09.269 --> 01:06:12.730
And that's because Tom Morello was a huge, he's

01:06:12.730 --> 01:06:15.510
a guitar player. Jakey Lee was one of his idols.

01:06:15.769 --> 01:06:20.090
And so, I think it was natural for him to call

01:06:20.090 --> 01:06:23.710
him. But a lot of people, they just know Ozzy's

01:06:23.710 --> 01:06:26.050
music. They don't know who wrote it because all

01:06:26.050 --> 01:06:28.429
of them say it was written by Ozzy when it obviously

01:06:28.429 --> 01:06:34.610
wasn't. You know, so I think that it was a simple

01:06:34.610 --> 01:06:39.070
matter of Tom just not realizing that he should

01:06:39.070 --> 01:06:40.630
have been invited. I don't think there's anything

01:06:40.630 --> 01:06:42.630
nefarious or a bunch of people getting together

01:06:42.630 --> 01:06:45.349
going, we don't want him. Yeah, you can see how

01:06:45.349 --> 01:06:47.449
a situation like that, there could be a lot of

01:06:47.449 --> 01:06:51.300
overlooking. Well, I presume that you were going

01:06:51.300 --> 01:06:53.099
to do it. I thought someone else had taken care

01:06:53.099 --> 01:06:55.900
of it kind of thing. Yeah, and I mean, really,

01:06:55.980 --> 01:06:58.460
as much of a fan as Tom Morello was, he's more

01:06:58.460 --> 01:07:01.059
of a fan of the guitarists like Jakey Lee and

01:07:01.059 --> 01:07:05.119
stuff like that. So I kind of see, and Randy

01:07:05.119 --> 01:07:07.260
Rhoads, of course, was a huge influence on it

01:07:07.260 --> 01:07:10.659
too. So I can kind of see how it could have been

01:07:10.659 --> 01:07:13.199
overlooked, and it wasn't anything bad at all.

01:07:13.219 --> 01:07:16.940
It's just a fact. But, you know, Bob Daisley

01:07:16.940 --> 01:07:20.670
should. get more recognition than what he does.

01:07:20.769 --> 01:07:22.929
And I don't know how you do that at this point,

01:07:23.050 --> 01:07:25.730
but I guess it's kind of like this. The people

01:07:25.730 --> 01:07:28.230
that know music know, and the people that don't

01:07:28.230 --> 01:07:32.789
know. That's just all there is to it. I came

01:07:32.789 --> 01:07:35.610
across an article showing that Sharon Osbourne

01:07:35.610 --> 01:07:37.690
has officially confirmed that plans are underway

01:07:37.690 --> 01:07:43.030
to revive OzFest in 2027. First time since 2018.

01:07:44.050 --> 01:07:48.420
And I have some... I have an article on that,

01:07:48.480 --> 01:07:50.380
and I have some questions that I want to ask

01:07:50.380 --> 01:07:53.139
of that, but go ahead first. She was speaking

01:07:53.139 --> 01:07:59.480
on February 6th at Palais de Festivus in Cannes,

01:07:59.480 --> 01:08:02.719
France. Sharon revealed the festival will return

01:08:02.719 --> 01:08:05.940
in 2027. Yes, absolutely. Yeah, we're going to

01:08:05.940 --> 01:08:07.900
do it, she said. Well, the last one we did was

01:08:07.900 --> 01:08:10.579
2018. It was just a month before Ozzy got sick,

01:08:10.679 --> 01:08:12.760
and that was at the Forum in L .A., and there

01:08:12.760 --> 01:08:15.190
were no plans to stop it. We were still going

01:08:15.190 --> 01:08:17.390
to do it, but Ozzy couldn't. And Ozzy and I would

01:08:17.390 --> 01:08:19.270
talk about it, and he'd say, do you think Ozzfest

01:08:19.270 --> 01:08:21.750
would work without me? And I'm like, yeah, it's

01:08:21.750 --> 01:08:23.430
a brand. It'll work without you. And he said,

01:08:23.430 --> 01:08:26.850
we should do it. So, you know, permission from

01:08:26.850 --> 01:08:30.699
Ozzy beforehand. So it was launched 30 years

01:08:30.699 --> 01:08:33.239
ago as the first national hard rock and metal

01:08:33.239 --> 01:08:35.640
touring festival that's kind in the U .S. And

01:08:35.640 --> 01:08:39.119
Sharon is now imagining a refreshed format. That's

01:08:39.119 --> 01:08:41.699
because Lollapalooza turned him down and said

01:08:41.699 --> 01:08:44.399
he wasn't cool enough. Yes. And so they got angry

01:08:44.399 --> 01:08:47.840
and said, watch this. Yep. Okay, here's my question.

01:08:47.920 --> 01:08:50.100
Oh, is there more? Yeah, it says she's going

01:08:50.100 --> 01:08:52.859
to mix up the genres. It said the addition could

01:08:52.859 --> 01:08:55.699
broaden beyond strict heavy metal while still

01:08:55.699 --> 01:08:57.720
honoring the festival's roots. Well, they're

01:08:57.720 --> 01:08:59.800
going to have to if they want mass or appeal.

01:09:00.060 --> 01:09:04.300
Yeah, I agree with that. The thing I have is

01:09:04.300 --> 01:09:09.409
AI and holograms are so present. Do you think

01:09:09.409 --> 01:09:11.510
they're going to work their way into this show?

01:09:11.869 --> 01:09:15.409
Yeah, I think they'll bring back Ozzfest. And

01:09:15.409 --> 01:09:17.850
after the first year or two, they'll bring back

01:09:17.850 --> 01:09:22.710
the avatar of Ozzy. And that way, people like

01:09:22.710 --> 01:09:26.710
Bob Daisley can go play in Ozzfest and do an

01:09:26.710 --> 01:09:30.109
Ozzy set with the Ozzy avatar. Yeah, kind of

01:09:30.109 --> 01:09:33.170
like they did with Dio. I went to that. Unfortunately,

01:09:33.390 --> 01:09:35.800
it was... It didn't sell enough, so it was a

01:09:35.800 --> 01:09:39.460
small venue. It was the Uptown Theater. So the

01:09:39.460 --> 01:09:43.079
whole production wasn't there. So it was okay

01:09:43.079 --> 01:09:46.859
at best. On a larger scale, like what Ozzfest

01:09:46.859 --> 01:09:49.100
would be, I imagine it will be immaculate. It'll

01:09:49.100 --> 01:09:51.640
look like Ozzy's up there 3D walking around.

01:09:51.880 --> 01:09:56.880
While real people that are not brought to you

01:09:56.880 --> 01:09:59.579
by holograms will be around him playing, like

01:09:59.579 --> 01:10:03.600
they did with Dio. Dio had Doug Altridge and...

01:10:04.090 --> 01:10:06.310
who was the other couple other really good musicians

01:10:06.310 --> 01:10:12.890
i forgot playing oh tim ripper owens and uh uh

01:10:12.890 --> 01:10:18.510
oney logan uh oney logan sang and lynch mob and

01:10:18.510 --> 01:10:20.449
much other bands he's a really good singer yeah

01:10:20.449 --> 01:10:23.550
but they would sing some video songs with live

01:10:23.550 --> 01:10:26.390
band and then deal would sing with a live band

01:10:26.390 --> 01:10:29.109
on certain songs and it was interesting they

01:10:29.109 --> 01:10:31.430
switched it up really good it turned out well

01:10:31.430 --> 01:10:35.060
yeah but Something as big as OzFest, I can guarantee

01:10:35.060 --> 01:10:37.119
you, it's just going to be the mac and the way

01:10:37.119 --> 01:10:39.920
they do it. And I would entertain going and seeing

01:10:39.920 --> 01:10:45.800
that one time. Yeah. So you think it will continue

01:10:45.800 --> 01:10:49.039
to air? Yeah. At some point, yeah. I think it

01:10:49.039 --> 01:10:52.920
will eventually turn into that. Yeah. Okay. Anyhow,

01:10:52.920 --> 01:10:56.399
go ahead. Remember on the Sunday night podcast,

01:10:56.520 --> 01:10:59.119
I brought up the fake Jim Carrey that they were

01:10:59.119 --> 01:11:01.989
trying to pass off on us? Well, information came

01:11:01.989 --> 01:11:04.670
out that, yes, it was a fake Jim Carrey. It was

01:11:04.670 --> 01:11:07.510
a makeup artist wearing a mask and makeup. But

01:11:07.510 --> 01:11:13.350
look at all the people who bought into it. No

01:11:13.350 --> 01:11:15.649
matter how ridiculous it looked, they said, oh

01:11:15.649 --> 01:11:17.770
yeah, that's Jim Carrey because they said so.

01:11:18.329 --> 01:11:20.390
And they just bought right in. The whole thing

01:11:20.390 --> 01:11:22.649
was an experiment to see how gullible people

01:11:22.649 --> 01:11:26.460
are and how quickly they would accept. a fake

01:11:26.460 --> 01:11:29.500
replacement for their beloved celebrity. And

01:11:29.500 --> 01:11:32.220
apparently it's really, really fast. And you

01:11:32.220 --> 01:11:34.260
know, 9 out of 10 people just wouldn't have given

01:11:34.260 --> 01:11:36.340
a damn if they'd never found out it was fake.

01:11:36.659 --> 01:11:38.359
They're like, oh yeah, that's just what it is

01:11:38.359 --> 01:11:41.560
now. Oh, okay. They're just willing to go along.

01:11:42.680 --> 01:11:45.520
That's kind of scary that we're sharing the world

01:11:45.520 --> 01:11:48.760
in this country with people who are so quick

01:11:48.760 --> 01:11:53.699
to just accept whatever they're told. Yeah. It's

01:11:53.699 --> 01:11:57.880
sad. It is. A bunch of rubes just waiting with

01:11:57.880 --> 01:12:00.140
their mouth open to be baby birded through next

01:12:00.140 --> 01:12:04.220
whatever. Exactly. It's like they have to report

01:12:04.220 --> 01:12:07.979
to chaos every morning. Okay, today your assignment

01:12:07.979 --> 01:12:14.439
is to look stupid. Yeah, so anyhow. All right.

01:12:17.399 --> 01:12:19.479
So I'm wondering how many other fake celebrities

01:12:19.479 --> 01:12:22.199
we've been subjected to. I mean, this one they

01:12:22.199 --> 01:12:23.699
went ahead and gave the game up pretty quick.

01:12:24.390 --> 01:12:26.710
But I also think it's a lot of what you said,

01:12:26.770 --> 01:12:29.069
too. You said that they're trying to get you

01:12:29.069 --> 01:12:31.210
accustomed to not believing what you see with

01:12:31.210 --> 01:12:34.590
your eyes. Yeah. Yeah. And they're also trying

01:12:34.590 --> 01:12:38.170
to get you accustomed to taking an inferior substitute.

01:12:39.130 --> 01:12:41.569
Oh, see, this is good enough. Actually, yeah,

01:12:41.569 --> 01:12:43.689
that's a really good point. You're right. I mean,

01:12:43.689 --> 01:12:46.550
they'll sell you piss and mud water and slap

01:12:46.550 --> 01:12:48.750
a Coca -Cola label on it, and you'll buy it.

01:12:48.810 --> 01:12:50.890
It's great stuff. Oh, and they said it was good.

01:12:51.090 --> 01:12:53.899
This must be their new flavor. People will buy

01:12:53.899 --> 01:12:55.600
it and drink it and promote it just because they

01:12:55.600 --> 01:12:58.140
were told to. Yeah, you're right. It's just like

01:12:58.140 --> 01:13:00.579
when they said corn syrup, but it tasted identical

01:13:00.579 --> 01:13:04.100
to real sugar, cane sugar. No, it doesn't. No.

01:13:04.699 --> 01:13:07.619
People ate it up, though. Oh, yeah, yeah. I can't

01:13:07.619 --> 01:13:09.859
taste any difference. I could. No, yeah. Like,

01:13:09.899 --> 01:13:18.380
yeah, this isn't the same. Yeah. All right. Here's

01:13:18.380 --> 01:13:26.869
a story if you want to read it. Here's a fun

01:13:26.869 --> 01:13:31.310
little trend. People are meditating inside coffins

01:13:31.310 --> 01:13:36.050
in Japan. Gaze at life through being conscious

01:13:36.050 --> 01:13:38.710
of death. What started as a quirky offering from

01:13:38.710 --> 01:13:41.649
a funeral home in Japan's Chiba Prefecture has

01:13:41.649 --> 01:13:44.770
blossomed into a full -blown trend among Japan's

01:13:44.770 --> 01:13:48.100
Zen seekers. Coffin -lying is what it's called,

01:13:48.180 --> 01:13:50.720
or the practice of meditating inside a coffin

01:13:50.720 --> 01:13:53.279
is giving people a safe, if rather claustrophobic

01:13:53.279 --> 01:13:55.859
space to contemplate their mortality, or just

01:13:55.859 --> 01:13:59.359
to recharge. While coffin lounges might sound

01:13:59.359 --> 01:14:02.739
gimmicky to Americans, the concept of kuyo, which

01:14:02.739 --> 01:14:06.260
translates to memorial service, is a well -established

01:14:06.260 --> 01:14:08.600
part of Japanese culture and helps explain the

01:14:08.600 --> 01:14:10.840
national tradition of embracing the fragility

01:14:10.840 --> 01:14:14.399
of life and the beauty of death. Now, this is

01:14:14.399 --> 01:14:16.819
something I've seen in countries that are really,

01:14:16.979 --> 01:14:20.100
really crowded. They start looking at death as

01:14:20.100 --> 01:14:22.199
a beautiful and wonderful thing that you should

01:14:22.199 --> 01:14:25.060
strive for. Yeah. Because they're trying to reduce

01:14:25.060 --> 01:14:29.640
the population. Yes. Yeah. Bill Gates. Bill Gates,

01:14:29.640 --> 01:14:34.539
yeah. Cough and lying has also risen amid a period

01:14:34.539 --> 01:14:37.180
of record high suicide rates among Japanese youth,

01:14:37.199 --> 01:14:39.800
prompting people to get creative with mental

01:14:39.800 --> 01:14:43.819
health advocacy. Businesses promoting their coffin

01:14:43.819 --> 01:14:45.840
-lying services have said this kind of meditation

01:14:45.840 --> 01:14:48.399
is useful for people who want to spend time alone

01:14:48.399 --> 01:14:51.220
to ease their nerves. The trend has officially

01:14:51.220 --> 01:14:53.420
grown big enough that there are different coffin

01:14:53.420 --> 01:14:55.680
options to accommodate different personalities.

01:14:56.880 --> 01:14:59.300
If a plain wooden box doesn't calm your nervous

01:14:59.300 --> 01:15:01.539
system, perhaps you'll find the cute coffins

01:15:01.539 --> 01:15:05.640
at a newly opened Tokyo spa, Meisoku -kan Kanoke

01:15:05.640 --> 01:15:08.720
-in, more soothing. Designed by a company called

01:15:08.720 --> 01:15:12.409
Grave Tokyo, Right. These colorful decorated

01:15:12.409 --> 01:15:15.109
caskets are meant to facilitate a meditation

01:15:15.109 --> 01:15:17.569
experience where you gaze at life through being

01:15:17.569 --> 01:15:21.149
conscious of death in style. In style. So now

01:15:21.149 --> 01:15:23.789
people are going to start competing to have the

01:15:23.789 --> 01:15:27.739
most ornate. or fancy or cutesy fake coffin to

01:15:27.739 --> 01:15:29.899
go meditate in. It's just another possession

01:15:29.899 --> 01:15:34.359
to brag about. Yeah, that's it. The only thing

01:15:34.359 --> 01:15:37.359
that added on to this, you read the same article,

01:15:37.399 --> 01:15:40.359
only this says Live Nation. Sharon's been talking

01:15:40.359 --> 01:15:44.399
to Live Nation. Oh. So I'm thinking it's going

01:15:44.399 --> 01:15:47.300
to happen sooner than later. Yeah. They're probably

01:15:47.300 --> 01:15:49.930
starting to line up acts already. Oh, I'm sure

01:15:49.930 --> 01:15:52.449
they're talking to certain people. Yeah, a year

01:15:52.449 --> 01:15:54.170
from this summer, they should probably be talking

01:15:54.170 --> 01:15:57.409
to people already right now. Yeah, I'm sure they

01:15:57.409 --> 01:16:01.210
are too. You had some band names? Yeah, let's

01:16:01.210 --> 01:16:03.210
go to the T -list of band names. We're almost

01:16:03.210 --> 01:16:06.810
at the end. Okay. So under the Ts, we have Temporary

01:16:06.810 --> 01:16:12.789
Darkening of the Stool. Terry Dactyl and the

01:16:12.789 --> 01:16:20.699
Dinosaurs. Test Icicles. The testosterone. I

01:16:20.699 --> 01:16:25.619
like Terry Hesticle. Yeah, Terry Hesticle. The

01:16:25.619 --> 01:16:31.060
baby won't eat his corn dog. Titty bingo. Titty

01:16:31.060 --> 01:16:38.699
bingo. To live and shave in L .A. Okay. If you've

01:16:38.699 --> 01:16:40.880
never seen the movie To Live and Die in L .A.,

01:16:40.880 --> 01:16:43.579
it's a really good movie. It's real 80s. I mean,

01:16:43.579 --> 01:16:46.159
it gives you the total 80s vibe. But it's got,

01:16:46.260 --> 01:16:49.779
I think, my favorite car chase scene that was

01:16:49.779 --> 01:16:52.779
not done with digital or effects. It's actually

01:16:52.779 --> 01:16:55.739
people driving cars. So everything you see during

01:16:55.739 --> 01:16:58.239
the car chase scene is pretty much legit. And

01:16:58.239 --> 01:17:02.699
it's pretty amazing. Up next, we have Too Fat

01:17:02.699 --> 01:17:08.260
to Skate. Here's a real tasteless one. Toxic

01:17:08.260 --> 01:17:14.270
Shock and the Tampons. Google it. Google it.

01:17:14.430 --> 01:17:19.090
Yeah. What was the brand? Was it Always? I think

01:17:19.090 --> 01:17:22.189
it was. I think it was. Yeah. It was like super,

01:17:22.250 --> 01:17:24.590
super absorbent tampons that were killing women.

01:17:24.710 --> 01:17:32.689
I think it was Always. And we're back. Yes. You

01:17:32.689 --> 01:17:34.590
have no idea what happened while we were briefly

01:17:34.590 --> 01:17:36.550
on pause. And we're not going to tell you. Nope.

01:17:37.770 --> 01:17:39.989
I found an interesting article just right here.

01:17:40.810 --> 01:17:43.390
It says, Viagra may be one of our best existing

01:17:43.390 --> 01:17:47.890
options for an Alzheimer's treatment. Such an

01:17:47.890 --> 01:17:55.210
old man that can hear with boners. A lot of drugs

01:17:55.210 --> 01:17:58.189
have more than one use and more than one purpose.

01:17:58.270 --> 01:18:00.250
A lot of drugs are used off -label for various

01:18:00.250 --> 01:18:04.069
things. There's an anti -seizure med that is

01:18:04.069 --> 01:18:07.750
sometimes used as a mood stabilizer or as a migraine

01:18:07.750 --> 01:18:12.140
prevention. So, all sorts of... But recently,

01:18:12.279 --> 01:18:14.619
a number of existing drugs and vaccines were

01:18:14.619 --> 01:18:18.819
tested to see if anything we had was going to

01:18:18.819 --> 01:18:24.300
work for Alzheimer's. Three stood out. Viagra,

01:18:24.399 --> 01:18:30.600
Zostavax, which is a shingles vaccine, and Riluzole,

01:18:30.760 --> 01:18:34.569
which is an ALS treatment. All three of them

01:18:34.569 --> 01:18:37.550
have been linked to studies showing that they

01:18:37.550 --> 01:18:40.710
prevent Alzheimer's. Isn't that something? Wow.

01:18:41.869 --> 01:18:46.090
It's bizarre that, I mean, they do such vastly

01:18:46.090 --> 01:18:48.770
different things, but yet they help with this?

01:18:48.829 --> 01:18:53.149
Yeah, I know. Wow. So they said the tolerability

01:18:53.149 --> 01:18:57.010
of these drugs is also what makes them useful,

01:18:57.170 --> 01:19:00.710
too. The Viagra one is an inhibitor that relaxes

01:19:00.710 --> 01:19:04.779
blood vessels. That shows it can cut Alzheimer's

01:19:04.779 --> 01:19:07.439
risk by reducing the toxic accumulation of tau

01:19:07.439 --> 01:19:11.640
proteins. The shingles vaccine is even more promising.

01:19:12.300 --> 01:19:14.939
The relationship isn't fully understood, but

01:19:14.939 --> 01:19:17.979
it suggests the vaccine boosts the immune system

01:19:17.979 --> 01:19:22.180
to do a better job protecting it. And then lastly,

01:19:22.319 --> 01:19:24.420
there's riluzole, the drug that prevents neurons

01:19:24.420 --> 01:19:27.600
from dying by altering biological pathways and

01:19:27.600 --> 01:19:29.859
reducing the levels of brain chemicals previously

01:19:29.859 --> 01:19:32.859
associated with neurodegenerative diseases like

01:19:32.859 --> 01:19:38.420
Alzheimer's. Okay. So I was thinking that, you

01:19:38.420 --> 01:19:40.920
know, we used to have a cocktail of drugs for

01:19:40.920 --> 01:19:43.340
AIDS treatment. Yeah. It was like a three -drug

01:19:43.340 --> 01:19:45.720
cocktail. Actually, a friend of mine that had

01:19:45.720 --> 01:19:50.229
that disease. Took like 50 a day and you had

01:19:50.229 --> 01:19:52.710
to take them at exactly the same time every day.

01:19:52.710 --> 01:19:56.170
It was crazy. So I'm thinking that these three

01:19:56.170 --> 01:19:58.829
drugs might wind up being in a cocktail. I think

01:19:58.829 --> 01:20:06.210
so too, probably. Interesting. Yeah. I also saw

01:20:06.210 --> 01:20:08.270
an article about Trent Reznor, who is currently

01:20:08.270 --> 01:20:11.329
on tour with Nine Inch Nails. He's got like about

01:20:11.329 --> 01:20:14.710
a month of dates left. If I remember correctly,

01:20:14.930 --> 01:20:18.180
it wasn't much of a tour, was it? It's called

01:20:18.180 --> 01:20:21.979
the Peel It Back Tour. I remember a song on the

01:20:21.979 --> 01:20:25.279
album Downward Spiral where he says, take the

01:20:25.279 --> 01:20:28.579
skin and peel it back. So I think that's where

01:20:28.579 --> 01:20:31.600
he got the name. But in a recent show, he was

01:20:31.600 --> 01:20:34.619
thanking the crowd and the audience for showing

01:20:34.619 --> 01:20:36.359
up and supporting the show, and he just kind

01:20:36.359 --> 01:20:38.479
of casually mentioned in an offhand way that

01:20:38.479 --> 01:20:40.899
they probably weren't going to be doing any more

01:20:40.899 --> 01:20:45.840
tours. So what a strange offhand way to just

01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:49.199
say, Yeah, this might be it. You know what that

01:20:49.199 --> 01:20:51.960
tells me? I don't really give a shit. It kind

01:20:51.960 --> 01:20:55.899
of does. Yeah, it's like, yeah, whatever. Now,

01:20:55.979 --> 01:20:59.760
several magazines have reached out to Nine Inch

01:20:59.760 --> 01:21:02.060
Nails management, but they're not saying anything.

01:21:03.140 --> 01:21:05.960
So apparently he caught them by surprise. They're

01:21:05.960 --> 01:21:08.180
like, fucking Trent, what the hell are you saying

01:21:08.180 --> 01:21:13.119
on stage? All that could have just been a feeling

01:21:13.119 --> 01:21:15.260
at the time, too. Maybe he didn't feel like the

01:21:15.260 --> 01:21:17.960
last few shows went very well, and he just kind

01:21:17.960 --> 01:21:20.300
of made a ha fan comment, and everyone took it

01:21:20.300 --> 01:21:22.920
and ran. I don't know. I could see that happening,

01:21:22.979 --> 01:21:27.000
too. Yeah. Now, this comment was made in Tulsa,

01:21:27.000 --> 01:21:30.979
and he has said that Tulsa was one of the first

01:21:30.979 --> 01:21:34.340
places that Nine Inch Nails played where he really

01:21:34.340 --> 01:21:38.779
felt a connection with. the people in the audience.

01:21:39.039 --> 01:21:42.159
He said he was performing head like a hole and

01:21:42.159 --> 01:21:45.199
he could see one guy in the back who was literally

01:21:45.199 --> 01:21:48.180
screaming the lyrics along with him. And he thought,

01:21:48.279 --> 01:21:50.220
wow, that's all I've ever wanted is to connect

01:21:50.220 --> 01:21:52.960
with somebody on that level. So, you know, to

01:21:52.960 --> 01:21:56.159
me this means I've made it. Tulsa's traditionally

01:21:56.159 --> 01:21:58.859
a pretty good crowd too. You'll get to know that.

01:21:58.939 --> 01:22:00.659
Have you ever been to Tulsa to see a concert?

01:22:00.800 --> 01:22:03.640
No, I've not. Okay. I've driven through Tulsa

01:22:03.640 --> 01:22:06.340
and Oklahoma City. Yeah, but never really stopped,

01:22:06.439 --> 01:22:09.220
right? Yeah. I think I did an overnight in Tulsa

01:22:09.220 --> 01:22:13.779
at a relative's house, but it wasn't all that

01:22:13.779 --> 01:22:18.920
pleasant. Oh, okay. They usually, they pretty

01:22:18.920 --> 01:22:21.840
much have a pretty good crowd there, and they

01:22:21.840 --> 01:22:25.020
go to concerts and stuff. I mean, yeah, there's

01:22:25.020 --> 01:22:26.619
probably not a whole lot. There's hunting and

01:22:26.619 --> 01:22:28.340
fishing and stuff, but during the winter, there's

01:22:28.340 --> 01:22:31.600
really not that much to do. So, yeah. So, I get

01:22:31.600 --> 01:22:38.619
it. Yeah, interesting. Yeah, we'll see. I mean,

01:22:38.640 --> 01:22:40.739
how old is Trent Reznor, though? He's probably

01:22:40.739 --> 01:22:45.340
in his 60s, isn't he? Oh, gosh. I'm not sure.

01:22:45.399 --> 01:22:48.060
Let's see. I remember him being big around 1990.

01:22:49.539 --> 01:22:53.199
So he would have been born probably around 65

01:22:53.199 --> 01:22:55.699
at the earliest. So that would put him about

01:22:55.699 --> 01:22:58.819
60. Yeah. So he's probably around that age. I

01:22:58.819 --> 01:23:03.170
don't think he's older than me. Okay, yeah, and...

01:23:03.170 --> 01:23:07.310
Okay, what I think is this right here, is...

01:23:07.310 --> 01:23:10.470
I think, like, maybe he meant no tours ever.

01:23:10.890 --> 01:23:14.289
He didn't mean that. He meant not so many of

01:23:14.289 --> 01:23:16.189
them, and who knows when we're going to do this

01:23:16.189 --> 01:23:18.789
again. Yeah. That's what I think. By being about

01:23:18.789 --> 01:23:22.189
60 and touring, I think that's probably pretty

01:23:22.189 --> 01:23:24.729
much what you get there. Yeah. Yeah, that makes

01:23:24.729 --> 01:23:29.010
sense. You know, I think I left off right...

01:23:29.010 --> 01:23:31.180
Trent Reznor's age. Right in the middle of the

01:23:31.180 --> 01:23:35.100
T band name. He's 60. Okay. Oh, my God. Look

01:23:35.100 --> 01:23:37.779
at how different he looks. He's kind of a chunky

01:23:37.779 --> 01:23:40.239
guy now. Yeah, he is. Yeah. He got fat and happy,

01:23:40.319 --> 01:23:45.180
literally. Yep. Music isn't that good, but damn

01:23:45.180 --> 01:23:47.460
it, he's all right. Yeah. He's having a good

01:23:47.460 --> 01:23:51.060
time. Oh, and look at the first one. Ausfest.

01:23:51.680 --> 01:23:53.739
Returning. It's what we've been talking about.

01:23:54.180 --> 01:23:57.010
Yeah. All right. Anyhow, go ahead. Band -aids?

01:23:57.229 --> 01:24:01.050
Oh, I just got an emergency text here. Uh -oh.

01:24:03.210 --> 01:24:08.369
It says Pacheco leaving the Chiefs, question

01:24:08.369 --> 01:24:12.609
mark. Okay. So I'm going to look into that right

01:24:12.609 --> 01:24:15.430
now. I believe he is. Is Isaac Pacheco leaving

01:24:15.430 --> 01:24:23.409
the Chiefs? Oh, yeah. Farewell to Isaiah Pacheco.

01:24:23.449 --> 01:24:25.170
The Chiefs will part ways with a running back,

01:24:25.250 --> 01:24:27.789
but already have his replacement lined up. It's

01:24:27.789 --> 01:24:33.350
his birthday today, too. Oh, wow. Says the Chiefs

01:24:33.350 --> 01:24:36.199
are getting ready to sign Travis Etienne. from

01:24:36.199 --> 01:24:38.300
the Jags. Oh, they are going to then. It was

01:24:38.300 --> 01:24:40.979
on, off, on, off, on, off. I didn't know what

01:24:40.979 --> 01:24:43.460
was going on with that. Okay. I think that's

01:24:43.460 --> 01:24:45.979
a significant upgrade. It is a significant upgrade.

01:24:46.279 --> 01:24:48.840
Wow. Now the question is, do you keep Hunt and

01:24:48.840 --> 01:24:53.560
Smith? I think you keep Smith, but maybe Hunt

01:24:53.560 --> 01:24:56.300
becomes expendable. He might. You've got to get

01:24:56.300 --> 01:24:59.199
him. Because ETN needs to get all the carries.

01:24:59.460 --> 01:25:01.680
Yeah. But yeah, let's hope he drafts somebody

01:25:01.680 --> 01:25:04.699
like third, fourth round. I hope so. Definitely

01:25:04.699 --> 01:25:07.060
no higher than that. Yeah, I think our first

01:25:07.060 --> 01:25:09.680
one should be dedicated to an edge rusher. Yeah.

01:25:09.800 --> 01:25:13.060
Because they had a, I have it here, but I don't

01:25:13.060 --> 01:25:16.300
even want to get into how they're, they were

01:25:16.300 --> 01:25:18.680
reported by a couple of people saying they're

01:25:18.680 --> 01:25:22.239
looking into Love out of the running back. Oh,

01:25:22.260 --> 01:25:25.159
Jeremiah Love. Yeah, Jeremiah Love. Yeah. How

01:25:25.159 --> 01:25:27.619
they're looking into him as a first rounder.

01:25:28.000 --> 01:25:30.300
Yeah. You just don't take running backs in the

01:25:30.300 --> 01:25:32.960
first round unless they're like the second coming

01:25:32.960 --> 01:25:35.439
of Marcus Allen times Bo Jackson. Yeah, where

01:25:35.439 --> 01:25:37.420
you get a nice serviceable guy to give you 1

01:25:37.420 --> 01:25:39.859
,200 yards like they're about ready to sign supposedly

01:25:39.859 --> 01:25:43.920
with Ed Tenet. Yeah, I think NFL teams have realized

01:25:43.920 --> 01:25:46.220
that the offensive line is more important to

01:25:46.220 --> 01:25:49.020
your running game than the back itself is. Exactly.

01:25:49.060 --> 01:25:52.649
Yeah. Yep. And the reason he'll go with Pacheco

01:25:52.649 --> 01:25:54.890
is because he's a power runner without a power

01:25:54.890 --> 01:25:57.229
body, which means that he's always going to be

01:25:57.229 --> 01:25:59.250
injured. And he has been. He's beating himself

01:25:59.250 --> 01:26:02.810
to death. Poor guy. He'll probably live longer

01:26:02.810 --> 01:26:04.989
if he's no longer a football player. Probably.

01:26:05.390 --> 01:26:09.869
Probably. Let's see, where did I leave off? Toys

01:26:09.869 --> 01:26:13.689
that Kill. Tracy and the Hindenburg Ground Crew.

01:26:14.609 --> 01:26:18.010
Okay. Trailer Park Casanovas. That's probably

01:26:18.010 --> 01:26:20.989
a real thing. Yeah. The Traveling Dingleberries.

01:26:23.270 --> 01:26:25.689
I like that one. That might be one of my favorites

01:26:25.689 --> 01:26:32.210
right there. Two Cow Garage. This is one I'm

01:26:32.210 --> 01:26:38.449
sure you'll like. Umbrella Full of Semen. I don't

01:26:38.449 --> 01:26:42.069
want to know how it got there either. Unidentified

01:26:42.069 --> 01:26:47.029
Rocking Objects. I like that. Uncle Bob Touched

01:26:47.029 --> 01:26:55.119
Me. Underpants machine. Which sounds goofier,

01:26:55.220 --> 01:26:59.119
underpants or underwear? Underpants. Yeah, that

01:26:59.119 --> 01:27:02.539
sounds goofier. Remember the kids' book, Captain

01:27:02.539 --> 01:27:07.819
Underpants? Yes. Oh, the next one, the urinals.

01:27:09.479 --> 01:27:14.079
Here's one called Urine Specimen. And Useless

01:27:14.079 --> 01:27:22.500
ID. Let's see, I remember a song. The ending

01:27:22.500 --> 01:27:26.100
of the chorus goes, pray for the daddy who smacks

01:27:26.100 --> 01:27:29.220
you up and drink from the specimen in my cup.

01:27:30.220 --> 01:27:36.920
Ew. Nasty. Okay. Don't want to know what's in

01:27:36.920 --> 01:27:38.460
the cup. I think that song was called On the

01:27:38.460 --> 01:27:41.000
Verge. Yeah, I think it was called On the Verge.

01:27:41.260 --> 01:27:45.520
Okay, well, if it's a specimen cup. Okay, under

01:27:45.520 --> 01:27:49.699
the V's we have Van Gogh's Ear, The Vast Void

01:27:49.699 --> 01:27:57.020
of Emptying Nothingness, Vegetarian Meat, The

01:27:57.020 --> 01:28:02.680
Veronica Cartwrights, Vomit Launch. Vomit Launch.

01:28:04.260 --> 01:28:06.739
Okay, and our last one, there were no X's, Y's,

01:28:06.800 --> 01:28:11.279
or Z's, so we end on W. Okay. I really like this

01:28:11.279 --> 01:28:20.760
one. The Well Hungarians. Now, remember, these

01:28:20.760 --> 01:28:23.500
band names are designed to get people in bars

01:28:23.500 --> 01:28:27.159
to watch them. So, yeah. I remember a local band

01:28:27.159 --> 01:28:29.800
called Free Beer. Yeah, yeah. And they put their

01:28:29.800 --> 01:28:31.739
name on the marquee. Saturday night, Free Beer.

01:28:31.939 --> 01:28:34.560
Yeah, and people come in. There they are right

01:28:34.560 --> 01:28:37.560
there. And then there's a morning show called

01:28:37.560 --> 01:28:40.960
Free Beer and Hot Beans. They suck, in my opinion.

01:28:42.539 --> 01:28:44.819
Well, maybe we should have some Hungarians write

01:28:44.819 --> 01:28:47.300
into the show and tell us if Hungarians in general

01:28:47.300 --> 01:28:49.560
are well hung. Yeah, we need to know this. We

01:28:49.560 --> 01:28:53.119
need to know this, yes. Wendy and her menstrual

01:28:53.119 --> 01:29:03.699
cycles. White trash debutantes. This one is too

01:29:03.699 --> 01:29:08.479
real. Whorehouse of representatives. It is a

01:29:08.479 --> 01:29:13.560
whorehouse. It is. Very much so. Willie Nelson

01:29:13.560 --> 01:29:18.960
Mandela. Woke Up Falling. I've heard of them.

01:29:19.979 --> 01:29:27.000
And the Wrench Twisting Street Lickers. So there's

01:29:27.000 --> 01:29:31.800
my end of my list of bizarre band names. All

01:29:31.800 --> 01:29:35.300
right. How long have we got? We're up to an hour

01:29:35.300 --> 01:29:37.319
and a half. All right. You want to go ahead and

01:29:37.319 --> 01:29:39.819
cut it? I guess so. Yeah. I don't really have

01:29:39.819 --> 01:29:42.590
anything that much better. Yeah. Okay, all right.

01:29:42.810 --> 01:29:44.909
Everybody, hey, thank you for listening. We really

01:29:44.909 --> 01:29:47.130
appreciate it. The numbers are showing how you

01:29:47.130 --> 01:29:49.550
guys are going out and, like, screaming our name

01:29:49.550 --> 01:29:51.789
and doing everything we ask you. So thank you

01:29:51.789 --> 01:29:52.909
very much, and go fuck yourself.