WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.019 You are listening to Two Douchebags in Microphone, 00:00:04.080 --> 00:00:10.720 alternate universe edition. The alternate douchebags 00:00:10.720 --> 00:00:14.400 pledge. Turn up the show and scream obscenities 00:00:14.400 --> 00:00:17.260 while flapping your arms like a chicken. That's 00:00:17.260 --> 00:00:20.960 it. We keep it simple in this universe. Three, 00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:30.899 two, one, and go. Two douchebags and a microphone? 00:00:31.160 --> 00:00:33.679 We don't stand behind our journalistic integrity. 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:37.759 Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At 00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:40.859 least we admit it. Not like all those other guys, 00:00:41.039 --> 00:00:43.740 we can and will lie if it makes the story better. 00:00:45.359 --> 00:00:59.060 Two douchebags and a microphone? No joke. Here 00:00:59.060 --> 00:01:01.359 at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't 00:01:01.359 --> 00:01:04.620 stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead 00:01:04.620 --> 00:01:07.780 and assume we got the story wrong. At least we 00:01:07.780 --> 00:01:11.099 admit it. Not like all those other guys, we can 00:01:11.099 --> 00:01:15.500 and will lie if it makes the story better. Two 00:01:15.500 --> 00:01:29.370 Douchebags and a Microphone. Hey there. Those 00:01:29.370 --> 00:01:33.069 annoying co -workers that do nothing. There's 00:01:33.069 --> 00:01:35.370 nothing we can do about it because HR departments 00:01:35.370 --> 00:01:38.469 are running scared of lawyers. So we have to 00:01:38.469 --> 00:01:40.209 work with these worthless pieces of garbage. 00:01:40.769 --> 00:01:43.730 But we have to communicate about them without 00:01:43.730 --> 00:01:46.469 them knowing about it. Here at Two Douchebags 00:01:46.469 --> 00:01:48.569 Microphone, we developed a way that you can speak 00:01:48.569 --> 00:01:50.750 about them right in front of them without them 00:01:50.750 --> 00:01:54.590 knowing about it. Stay tuned. Cordless only works 00:01:54.590 --> 00:02:00.590 40 minutes. ET always wants to go home. Kit Kat 00:02:00.590 --> 00:02:04.549 always taking a break. Muffler always exhausted. 00:02:04.909 --> 00:02:10.289 Seaweed floats around all day. Sensor light only 00:02:10.289 --> 00:02:15.490 works when someone walks by. Wheelbarrow only 00:02:15.490 --> 00:02:17.710 works when pushed. Good evening, friends and 00:02:17.710 --> 00:02:20.090 neighbors. I'm going to read to you a list of 00:02:20.090 --> 00:02:22.580 hypocrites. Self -righteous assholes that want 00:02:22.580 --> 00:02:24.699 to tell you what you're doing wrong, but will 00:02:24.699 --> 00:02:28.340 not address this for themselves. One newer issue 00:02:28.340 --> 00:02:31.520 among these dollards is the stolen land gimmick. 00:02:31.580 --> 00:02:34.159 They tell us we need to give up the land back, 00:02:34.340 --> 00:02:37.400 but when they were confronted, they offered nothing. 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:40.819 Therefore, hypocrites and liars. Alyssa Milano, 00:02:40.960 --> 00:02:44.740 hypocrite and a liar. Mark Ruffalo, hypocrite 00:02:44.740 --> 00:02:48.780 and a liar. Jane Fonda, longtime hypocrite, liar. 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:54.219 Elizabeth Warren. Long -timed idiot, liar, hypocrite. 00:02:55.159 --> 00:02:58.159 Leonardo DiCaprio. Your name might be on a list 00:02:58.159 --> 00:03:00.659 somewhere that just came out. I don't know. Possibly. 00:03:00.900 --> 00:03:04.300 Maybe you need to shut your mouth. Yeah, you 00:03:04.300 --> 00:03:08.240 probably do. Billie Eilish. Liar. Ben and Jerry. 00:03:08.900 --> 00:03:12.080 Liars. We go on for another hour, but you get 00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:14.560 the point. I once again present to you the You 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:17.770 First Movement. This is when you mouth off about 00:03:17.770 --> 00:03:20.889 stolen land or anything else, you go first. You 00:03:20.889 --> 00:03:23.030 live on stolen land, you give your land back, 00:03:23.210 --> 00:03:27.349 but until this happens, shut the fuck up. Out. 00:03:27.990 --> 00:03:31.330 Hey everybody, this is Uncle Rob. I'm going to 00:03:31.330 --> 00:03:36.349 give you some tips for life. This is Uncle Rob's 00:03:36.349 --> 00:03:41.569 rules to dick pics. Rule number one, title a 00:03:41.569 --> 00:03:44.610 pic in someone else's name as long as you get 00:03:44.610 --> 00:03:49.919 busted. It's not yours. Rule number two, shoot 00:03:49.919 --> 00:03:53.199 angles complementary to your length and girth. 00:03:54.139 --> 00:04:01.180 Rule number four, no propping of the leg. Absolutely 00:04:01.180 --> 00:04:09.039 no undercarriage. Very important. Hey, my fellow 00:04:09.039 --> 00:04:12.979 heavy breeders. This is Dash Riptide, your music 00:04:12.979 --> 00:04:17.819 news. Joe Walsh is selling his guitar collection. 00:04:19.220 --> 00:04:22.779 Would be cool if he had a couple extra G's. Probably 00:04:22.779 --> 00:04:25.860 hundreds of extra G's. There will be auction 00:04:25.860 --> 00:04:28.720 off this February. Google the site. It's kind 00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:31.439 of a long web address, and I would be going on 00:04:31.439 --> 00:04:33.199 for a long time trying to explain it to you. 00:04:34.160 --> 00:04:36.360 Guess the Eagles didn't split any cash they grabbed 00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:39.019 with him. Thousands of G's for their tickets, 00:04:39.199 --> 00:04:41.439 and they have their old guitar selling as shit. 00:04:42.459 --> 00:04:47.839 Kind of sad. Just saying. This is Gash Riptine, 00:04:47.920 --> 00:04:51.300 and that was your music news. If it's too loud, 00:04:51.339 --> 00:05:00.839 you probably have ear damage, just like me. Okay, 00:05:00.879 --> 00:05:05.040 this is Two Dishbags Microphone, the Alternative 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:07.819 Universe Edition. It's so much fun making the 00:05:07.819 --> 00:05:10.370 transition to the alternate universe. Yeah. You 00:05:10.370 --> 00:05:12.910 have to change your money over, but it looks 00:05:12.910 --> 00:05:15.129 almost the same, doesn't it? It is, yeah. And 00:05:15.129 --> 00:05:17.350 the City Market Coffee is exactly the same as 00:05:17.350 --> 00:05:19.949 the regular universe. One of the things I've 00:05:19.949 --> 00:05:23.170 noticed is that some things that are right -handed 00:05:23.170 --> 00:05:25.689 in our universe are left -handed here. Yeah, 00:05:25.689 --> 00:05:28.449 that's weird. Like the mic. The mic here is left 00:05:28.449 --> 00:05:30.550 -handed. It is. Not a right -handed mic. All 00:05:30.550 --> 00:05:33.449 my pencils are left -handed now. Yeah, all mine 00:05:33.449 --> 00:05:35.889 are left -handed, too. And also the power bank 00:05:35.889 --> 00:05:39.329 is left -handed, too. I mean, that's really kind 00:05:39.329 --> 00:05:42.379 of... challenge yeah yeah yeah well we'll make 00:05:42.379 --> 00:05:44.459 it work because it's worth it you're right we 00:05:44.459 --> 00:05:46.819 yeah i mean we just hope nobody knocks it over 00:05:46.819 --> 00:05:50.800 the way we have to have it sit yeah yeah gravity's 00:05:50.800 --> 00:05:53.240 weird over here too isn't it it is i know a little 00:05:53.240 --> 00:05:55.439 a little different my left foot keeps rising 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:57.759 and my right foot won't yeah it's like a weird 00:05:57.759 --> 00:06:00.740 gravity like it picks what it's gonna yeah yeah 00:06:00.740 --> 00:06:04.420 oddly enough My left testicle keeps rising and 00:06:04.420 --> 00:06:06.379 my right one is hanging lower. I didn't want 00:06:06.379 --> 00:06:09.740 to say anything. There's a whole left hand right 00:06:09.740 --> 00:06:13.379 hand thing going on here. It's like gravity favors 00:06:13.379 --> 00:06:15.639 one either left or right and they can't really 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:17.459 figure it out. It might be because you're sitting 00:06:17.459 --> 00:06:19.240 one way and I'm sitting the other. That could 00:06:19.240 --> 00:06:25.220 be. Anyway, that's our issues for the alternate 00:06:25.220 --> 00:06:26.920 universe. We'll make it work. But we're making 00:06:26.920 --> 00:06:29.800 it work. Especially that left -handed mic. That 00:06:29.800 --> 00:06:32.740 is so weird. I've got to speak at it just right. 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:37.339 I hope our words don't come out right to left 00:06:37.339 --> 00:06:39.540 or left to right. You know what? Yeah, I hope 00:06:39.540 --> 00:06:41.899 not. Then we'll have to de -scramble it afterwards. 00:06:43.279 --> 00:06:45.339 Well, I've got some interesting things for our 00:06:45.339 --> 00:06:49.040 podcast. I want to talk about the World Cup that's 00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:52.339 coming. I want to talk about all the fake news 00:06:52.339 --> 00:06:57.980 I've been getting. Let's see. I want to talk 00:06:57.980 --> 00:07:01.439 about Billie Eilish's claim of stolen land. Oh, 00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:04.220 yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, but that's funny. I've 00:07:04.220 --> 00:07:07.160 got a promo of all the people in Maldon and what 00:07:07.160 --> 00:07:11.759 they did about it. Excellent. The food is here. 00:07:11.899 --> 00:07:14.459 Thank you so much. Enjoy. Thank you. I'm sure 00:07:14.459 --> 00:07:17.959 we will. Another one is the rise and fall of 00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:21.720 baby talk on TV shows. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:07:21.720 --> 00:07:23.620 Remember when there used to be baby talk? Yeah, 00:07:23.639 --> 00:07:26.259 we talked about that one. And let's see. And 00:07:26.259 --> 00:07:29.920 then I've got a story about Paramount and Warner 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:33.639 Brothers who are trying to, one is trying to 00:07:33.639 --> 00:07:40.060 acquire the other. Oh. Oh, thank you. Thank you. 00:07:41.019 --> 00:07:46.579 Appreciate it. So if there's any of those you'd 00:07:46.579 --> 00:07:51.829 like to start off on. Yeah. Hang on here. We're 00:07:51.829 --> 00:07:54.870 getting our food situation figured out here. 00:07:56.350 --> 00:08:03.649 Do you want ketchup? No, thanks. Okay. Which 00:08:03.649 --> 00:08:06.370 one do you want to start out on? Let's talk about 00:08:06.370 --> 00:08:09.290 the World Cup. Okay, that'll work. Do you know 00:08:09.290 --> 00:08:11.430 which coffee is mine? No, I don't. Let's see 00:08:11.430 --> 00:08:19.069 if this one is. Nope. Thank you. I had a 50 -50 00:08:19.069 --> 00:08:23.339 shot. All right. Well, World Cup is coming to 00:08:23.339 --> 00:08:28.779 Kansas City. And that's FIFA. It's in charge 00:08:28.779 --> 00:08:32.820 of this. FIFA if you live in Argentina. Yeah. 00:08:32.919 --> 00:08:37.440 Yeah. I guess the I is for international, so 00:08:37.440 --> 00:08:43.720 it would be FIFA. That's right. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, 00:08:43.940 --> 00:08:46.019 so I kind of want to talk about is this going 00:08:46.019 --> 00:08:48.259 to be big business for Kansas City or are we 00:08:48.259 --> 00:08:51.789 going to be left with a big hangover? Both. Yeah, 00:08:51.809 --> 00:08:56.529 I think so too. Now, the check's been cashed, 00:08:56.529 --> 00:08:59.929 I'm sure. Kansas City had to pay FIFA to get 00:08:59.929 --> 00:09:02.009 the World Cup here, so this is a bought and sold 00:09:02.009 --> 00:09:04.490 type of proposition. There's still some people 00:09:04.490 --> 00:09:07.409 who think, oh, thank you, that FIFA's just being 00:09:07.409 --> 00:09:11.769 nice and they like Kansas City. No, no. It's 00:09:11.769 --> 00:09:13.730 bought and paid for. Bought and paid for. So 00:09:13.730 --> 00:09:16.730 the city has spent a crap ton of our taxpayer 00:09:16.730 --> 00:09:19.690 money. To get the World Cup here, and they're 00:09:19.690 --> 00:09:23.350 hoping to make it back through sales tax, business 00:09:23.350 --> 00:09:25.769 licensing fees, all sorts of things like that. 00:09:25.889 --> 00:09:29.990 Well, rarely do these things generate that much 00:09:29.990 --> 00:09:32.909 money, like people think. Rarely. It's more for 00:09:32.909 --> 00:09:36.509 a bragging, pound your chest up. Yeah, image 00:09:36.509 --> 00:09:41.009 of the city kind of thing. Which is contradictory. 00:09:41.789 --> 00:09:45.490 We lose the Chiefs. Yeah. And get the World Cup. 00:09:46.279 --> 00:09:49.600 Yeah, the Chiefs every year, 10 games a year, 00:09:49.659 --> 00:09:52.340 or the World Cup once in who knows how long. 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:57.519 Yeah. Not the same thing. So the city's already 00:09:57.519 --> 00:09:59.580 paid out a crap ton of money to get the World 00:09:59.580 --> 00:10:02.320 Cup here, and now they're starting to put money 00:10:02.320 --> 00:10:04.440 into some improvements. They're cleaning up some 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:07.220 things. They're fixing some roads. They're going 00:10:07.220 --> 00:10:09.480 to do a whole big sweep of homeless camps and 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:11.259 try to get them out of the way before all the 00:10:11.259 --> 00:10:15.269 tourists show up. I find it ironic they're worried 00:10:15.269 --> 00:10:18.210 about it now. Yeah, yeah, really. But notice 00:10:18.210 --> 00:10:21.009 what they're not putting money into is things 00:10:21.009 --> 00:10:24.129 that won't make them money back. Like police 00:10:24.129 --> 00:10:27.570 and fire department and emergency medical services, 00:10:27.590 --> 00:10:29.889 which are going to be really strained with all 00:10:29.889 --> 00:10:32.690 those people here. Nothing is being done. In 00:10:32.690 --> 00:10:34.629 fact, there's an article this morning from a 00:10:34.629 --> 00:10:39.240 local police spokesperson saying... We're not 00:10:39.240 --> 00:10:41.559 ready. There's just nothing being done to get 00:10:41.559 --> 00:10:44.600 ready for this massive influx of people. We need 00:10:44.600 --> 00:10:47.059 training. We need more officers. We need plans. 00:10:47.460 --> 00:10:50.120 Nothing's being done. And it's because no money's 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:51.919 to be made there, so this city doesn't give a 00:10:51.919 --> 00:10:53.799 shit. They're not worried about it, no. Now, 00:10:53.879 --> 00:10:56.539 we are going to get a big spike in crime while 00:10:56.539 --> 00:10:59.419 the World Cup is here. All those people coming 00:10:59.419 --> 00:11:04.240 into town, you're going to get a spike in pickpockets 00:11:04.240 --> 00:11:07.970 and car thieves. You'll get counterfeit merchandise 00:11:07.970 --> 00:11:12.149 and tickets being sold. You'll have fake cops. 00:11:12.629 --> 00:11:14.909 There'll just be all sorts of scams being run 00:11:14.909 --> 00:11:18.309 here. And the interesting part for me is most 00:11:18.309 --> 00:11:19.870 of the people who are going to be committing 00:11:19.870 --> 00:11:22.990 those crimes are also traveling to Kansas City 00:11:22.990 --> 00:11:25.129 to take advantage of this event. They're not 00:11:25.129 --> 00:11:27.269 locals. Some of them will be locals, but the 00:11:27.269 --> 00:11:29.269 majority of the crime is going to be out -of 00:11:29.269 --> 00:11:31.970 -counters coming here because we're gathering 00:11:31.970 --> 00:11:35.299 a lot of big fish. The city is going to take 00:11:35.299 --> 00:11:38.179 the hit on the spike in crime. People will say, 00:11:38.279 --> 00:11:40.559 oh, yeah, World Cup, we figured. But seriously, 00:11:40.740 --> 00:11:43.360 can't we enforce the law when the World Cup comes 00:11:43.360 --> 00:11:44.940 to take place? We could, but we're not interested 00:11:44.940 --> 00:11:47.179 in it because it's not making money. Not making 00:11:47.179 --> 00:11:49.200 money. That's so they're going to let the crime 00:11:49.200 --> 00:11:52.220 happen and blame it on, oh, well, this just happens 00:11:52.220 --> 00:11:54.419 when you have the World Cup. It's no big deal. 00:11:54.740 --> 00:11:57.720 That is a big deal. And they could prevent it. 00:11:57.919 --> 00:12:02.419 They're choosing not to. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's 00:12:02.419 --> 00:12:04.539 bullshit is what it is because a lot of people 00:12:04.539 --> 00:12:06.940 don't know what they're walking into. And I think 00:12:06.940 --> 00:12:08.919 it's going to really damage the reputation of 00:12:08.919 --> 00:12:12.200 KC in a lot of ways. Every person who comes here 00:12:12.200 --> 00:12:17.059 and gets victimized is going to hate Kansas City. 00:12:17.399 --> 00:12:19.340 And they'll say, I'm never going back there. 00:12:19.360 --> 00:12:22.000 What a scumbag town. The cops weren't any help. 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:24.639 They just let it happen. What a horrible place. 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:28.779 Yeah. And I'm guessed. that the powers that be 00:12:28.779 --> 00:12:30.720 in Kansas City are thinking, well, we're okay 00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:32.759 with that. The money's coming in. We'll put up 00:12:32.759 --> 00:12:34.779 with it. If they wasn't okay with it, wouldn't 00:12:34.779 --> 00:12:36.740 they be addressing it? You would think. Yeah. 00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:40.059 I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm thinking, yep. 00:12:41.879 --> 00:12:43.860 I know a lot of people are excited about the 00:12:43.860 --> 00:12:45.500 World Cup, and it's going to be something very 00:12:45.500 --> 00:12:48.419 different. And a lot of local businesses will 00:12:48.419 --> 00:12:52.720 make some money. But how is it going to affect 00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:55.750 your life and my life? Do you see any positive 00:12:55.750 --> 00:12:59.669 impact for you? No. I don't see any for me either. 00:12:59.830 --> 00:13:02.309 I've got another thing too. How about the money 00:13:02.309 --> 00:13:05.409 exchange and all that? That's going to be a nightmare. 00:13:06.549 --> 00:13:08.429 This is true. Because there's going to be like, 00:13:08.429 --> 00:13:10.529 I don't know, 20 different types of monies thrown 00:13:10.529 --> 00:13:13.070 at everybody at once. Yep. Now, a lot of it's 00:13:13.070 --> 00:13:16.129 going to be Euro. Yeah. And I'll bet you a lot 00:13:16.129 --> 00:13:18.730 of businesses will not be giving change back 00:13:18.730 --> 00:13:21.509 when they should be because the Euro's dollar 00:13:21.509 --> 00:13:24.080 is worth more than ours. Typically what happens, 00:13:24.340 --> 00:13:28.059 I've traveled to Canada and I've traveled to 00:13:28.059 --> 00:13:32.279 Mexico. And both times I did not exchange my 00:13:32.279 --> 00:13:35.320 money because Canada and Mexico will take American 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:38.120 dollars. But they give the change back in local 00:13:38.120 --> 00:13:42.779 currency. Yes. And I think that's probably what's 00:13:42.779 --> 00:13:44.879 going to happen here is some of the major currencies 00:13:44.879 --> 00:13:48.909 will be accepted. And then change made in American 00:13:48.909 --> 00:13:51.649 money. But the exchange rate is going to be less 00:13:51.649 --> 00:13:54.330 than favorable unless you do it at a bank or 00:13:54.330 --> 00:13:55.289 other financial institution. No, that's what 00:13:55.289 --> 00:13:57.649 I'm saying is there are going to be a lot of 00:13:57.649 --> 00:13:59.889 people from other countries getting ripped off. 00:14:00.070 --> 00:14:06.590 Yep. And there are some countries that when you 00:14:06.590 --> 00:14:11.139 leave, you can't exchange your money back. It's 00:14:11.139 --> 00:14:12.639 like, no, no, no, we got your money, we're not 00:14:12.639 --> 00:14:15.179 giving it back. Yeah, that's like, no, that's 00:14:15.179 --> 00:14:16.940 a Costco business, you should have checked up 00:14:16.940 --> 00:14:21.159 on it. But yeah, I can see a lot of people, you 00:14:21.159 --> 00:14:23.960 know, extending a handful of euros or British 00:14:23.960 --> 00:14:26.139 pounds or whatever, and the vendors are like, 00:14:26.220 --> 00:14:29.200 okay, here's the approximate exchange rate, here's 00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:33.340 how much change they get, off you go. Now, as 00:14:33.340 --> 00:14:36.860 far as anything else goes, okay, one thing I 00:14:36.860 --> 00:14:41.100 was talking about, I forgot who was. Oh, my hair 00:14:41.100 --> 00:14:45.320 lady. Talking about the World Cup. There's going 00:14:45.320 --> 00:14:47.299 to be a lot of people who experience severe weather 00:14:47.299 --> 00:14:48.960 that they've never done before in their life. 00:14:49.139 --> 00:14:50.899 This is true also. They're going to be there 00:14:50.899 --> 00:14:53.100 going, what the hell is this? Oh my God, what 00:14:53.100 --> 00:14:55.340 is this? 90 mile an hour wind shit? Oh my God. 00:14:55.559 --> 00:14:58.220 All this lightning and thunder and hail. There's 00:14:58.220 --> 00:15:00.879 going to be people probably legitimately freaking 00:15:00.879 --> 00:15:02.879 out going, oh my God, we're going to die right 00:15:02.879 --> 00:15:05.399 here. They've never been through one before. 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:08.299 Yeah. They might have heard about them or saw 00:15:08.299 --> 00:15:09.960 it on the internet, but they've never actually 00:15:09.960 --> 00:15:12.039 been through one. There's going to be a lot of 00:15:12.039 --> 00:15:15.039 that going on. There's going to be a lot of people 00:15:15.039 --> 00:15:17.120 staying in the bad part of town that have no 00:15:17.120 --> 00:15:19.080 idea that they're staying in the bad part of 00:15:19.080 --> 00:15:21.100 town. That's true, too. So their kids are going 00:15:21.100 --> 00:15:24.700 to be out playing in the front, and maybe there 00:15:24.700 --> 00:15:26.879 might be some drug dealers out there really close. 00:15:27.379 --> 00:15:29.419 Maybe some fentanyl was thrown on the ground. 00:15:29.500 --> 00:15:31.000 There's going to be some stuff like that going 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:33.769 on, which sucks. Yeah, and a lot of that's going 00:15:33.769 --> 00:15:35.549 to be covered up and we'll never hear about it. 00:15:35.690 --> 00:15:40.490 Yeah. And I mean, what are they going to do? 00:15:40.529 --> 00:15:43.649 They're going back to their country. Yeah, they're 00:15:43.649 --> 00:15:45.970 not going to fly back here to pursue a case. 00:15:46.190 --> 00:15:53.169 No, no. So I'm going to say that to me, I think 00:15:53.169 --> 00:15:54.470 you're going to get the best of both worlds. 00:15:54.690 --> 00:15:56.470 You're going to get a lot of people that nothing 00:15:56.470 --> 00:15:58.769 happened to are really happy going, oh my God, 00:15:58.789 --> 00:16:02.080 there's this one restaurant we went to. You know, 00:16:02.100 --> 00:16:04.220 and they had this, and you could sit here, and 00:16:04.220 --> 00:16:06.480 they had this really cool patio. The bridge, 00:16:06.679 --> 00:16:08.039 the Rock Island Bridge, you're going to have 00:16:08.039 --> 00:16:09.899 a lot of people just flipping out over that. 00:16:10.039 --> 00:16:14.100 Yep. That is the first ever Entertainment District 00:16:14.100 --> 00:16:16.940 Trust Bridge in the world. It's amazing. Yeah. 00:16:17.340 --> 00:16:19.940 And it's right here. Yep. So you're going to 00:16:19.940 --> 00:16:22.960 have people flipping out over that in a good 00:16:22.960 --> 00:16:27.100 way. Yeah. Right here where we're at right now, 00:16:27.700 --> 00:16:32.570 the City Market. Yep. Really neat. piece of history, 00:16:32.710 --> 00:16:39.970 unique, locally owned businesses. This is the 00:16:39.970 --> 00:16:43.330 epitome of what America is. This area here where 00:16:43.330 --> 00:16:47.230 people have a dream. They started up in an area 00:16:47.230 --> 00:16:52.269 like this and they nurture their business. Places 00:16:52.269 --> 00:16:55.090 like this are going to look fantastic. But then 00:16:55.090 --> 00:16:57.269 we're going to have the other side, too. And 00:16:57.269 --> 00:16:59.669 that's where people are going to be getting mugged, 00:16:59.669 --> 00:17:04.089 looted, ripped off, all this stuff. I did notice 00:17:04.089 --> 00:17:06.470 that some of the laws are being changed regarding 00:17:06.470 --> 00:17:10.049 Airbnb and VRBO to make it more easy, more accessible, 00:17:10.230 --> 00:17:12.750 and give an opportunity for more people to rent 00:17:12.750 --> 00:17:16.029 out parts of their house. Those laws aren't going 00:17:16.029 --> 00:17:18.150 to go back to the way they were after the World 00:17:18.150 --> 00:17:20.569 Cup. No. They're going to stay the way they are. 00:17:21.230 --> 00:17:25.269 So you're going to see more rental places where 00:17:25.269 --> 00:17:28.509 the neighbors don't want rental. You're also 00:17:28.509 --> 00:17:30.849 going to see rental places opening up in neighborhoods 00:17:30.849 --> 00:17:35.049 that really aren't very safe. Because, hey, take 00:17:35.049 --> 00:17:37.170 advantage. And the city is going to be encouraging 00:17:37.170 --> 00:17:40.210 everyone to rent out wherever, whatever, because 00:17:40.210 --> 00:17:42.670 the city wants the tax revenue. That's how they're 00:17:42.670 --> 00:17:45.890 planning to make their money back. Yep. So the 00:17:45.890 --> 00:17:51.309 city is putting safety in the backseat. And money 00:17:51.309 --> 00:17:53.349 -making opportunities in the front seat because 00:17:53.349 --> 00:17:55.349 the city's desperate to get their investment 00:17:55.349 --> 00:17:59.930 back. I think the primary thing that's going 00:17:59.930 --> 00:18:02.670 to happen with all this is certain rich people 00:18:02.670 --> 00:18:05.650 are going to get very rich and everybody else 00:18:05.650 --> 00:18:08.230 is going to spend money. And that's all that 00:18:08.230 --> 00:18:12.750 will really happen. Yep, and that's it. Okay, 00:18:12.990 --> 00:18:22.509 cool. You got anything else on that? Um... We 00:18:22.509 --> 00:18:25.890 were going to mention briefly about the reputation 00:18:25.890 --> 00:18:29.309 of Kansas City. Yeah. It'll help, I think, in 00:18:29.309 --> 00:18:34.650 the short term. But after like six months, Kansas 00:18:34.650 --> 00:18:37.170 City will go back to being the town that lost 00:18:37.170 --> 00:18:42.009 the Chiefs. Yes. So I think whatever long -term 00:18:42.009 --> 00:18:43.950 benefits you think you're getting from the World 00:18:43.950 --> 00:18:47.349 Cup are not going to be benefits for you and 00:18:47.349 --> 00:18:49.920 me. It's benefits for the people who are wealthy 00:18:49.920 --> 00:18:52.240 enough to invest in business opportunities. So 00:18:52.240 --> 00:18:54.720 it's all about people who are vastly more wealthy 00:18:54.720 --> 00:18:57.160 than us. Yeah. And we're supposed to get excited 00:18:57.160 --> 00:18:59.460 and go spend our money there. Yeah. But we're 00:18:59.460 --> 00:19:02.220 never going to see any of the benefits. No, not 00:19:02.220 --> 00:19:04.920 at all. Nope. They just want us to go spend their 00:19:04.920 --> 00:19:13.400 money. Yeah. I'll pass. You know, we're going 00:19:13.400 --> 00:19:15.940 to, let's see, we're going to get our accolades, 00:19:15.980 --> 00:19:18.650 but then after that, okay. I thought that the 00:19:18.650 --> 00:19:20.710 Kansas City Chiefs, I thought I read, were going 00:19:20.710 --> 00:19:24.170 to have quite a few primetime games. Every one 00:19:24.170 --> 00:19:25.569 of them are going to mention how they're moving 00:19:25.569 --> 00:19:29.670 to Kansas. Oh, yeah. So the fact that you just 00:19:29.670 --> 00:19:33.390 said that, and then we have actual football coming 00:19:33.390 --> 00:19:36.750 up in August, a couple months after that, right? 00:19:36.910 --> 00:19:39.450 And then we have real football going on after 00:19:39.450 --> 00:19:42.329 the preseason in September, where they're going 00:19:42.329 --> 00:19:44.630 to be mentioning that is, you're right, after 00:19:44.630 --> 00:19:48.009 a couple months. All that shine's gone. Because 00:19:48.009 --> 00:19:50.329 every time we do a national broadcast, whether 00:19:50.329 --> 00:19:53.089 it be during the day or standalone, that's one 00:19:53.089 --> 00:19:54.569 of the first things they're going to mention. 00:19:54.609 --> 00:19:56.730 They're going to show the racetrack. They're 00:19:56.730 --> 00:19:58.789 going to show the legends. They'll go, yeah, 00:19:58.869 --> 00:20:01.109 the new stadium's going to be sitting right here 00:20:01.109 --> 00:20:05.490 in Kansas. Are any of the World Cup games going 00:20:05.490 --> 00:20:08.900 to be held at Arrowhead? All of them. Yep. So 00:20:08.900 --> 00:20:10.460 they're going to be mentioning every time, yeah, 00:20:10.519 --> 00:20:12.180 this stadium is going away. This is where the 00:20:12.180 --> 00:20:14.740 Chiefs have been playing, but not anymore. It's 00:20:14.740 --> 00:20:16.740 going to be constantly mentioned. You know what? 00:20:16.759 --> 00:20:18.299 You're right. I didn't think about that. That's 00:20:18.299 --> 00:20:20.619 going to be World Cup stuff saying that. Going, 00:20:20.700 --> 00:20:22.740 yeah, too bad this place is going to be down. 00:20:22.940 --> 00:20:25.859 It's going to be gone. And I think a lot of money 00:20:25.859 --> 00:20:28.960 from the NFL and from the Chiefs and the state 00:20:28.960 --> 00:20:31.940 of Kansas are going to pay for that. Yes. They're 00:20:31.940 --> 00:20:33.640 going to be paying them to say over and over 00:20:33.640 --> 00:20:36.119 how the Chiefs are moving to Kansas. and the 00:20:36.119 --> 00:20:40.579 beautiful zoo stadium all that it's it's it's 00:20:40.579 --> 00:20:42.420 going to be mentioned a lot but it's also going 00:20:42.420 --> 00:20:52.460 to be bought and paid for yeah it is um yeah 00:20:52.460 --> 00:20:55.640 so uh yeah it's going to look good and then it's 00:20:55.640 --> 00:20:58.039 going to go back to being like we lost the chiefs 00:20:58.039 --> 00:21:02.059 and all that so well it is what it is it's not 00:21:02.059 --> 00:21:05.890 changing now so yeah yep Now I just wonder about 00:21:05.890 --> 00:21:10.089 the Royals. Yeah, boy, I've been hearing stuff 00:21:10.089 --> 00:21:14.630 about another possible lockout for this season 00:21:14.630 --> 00:21:17.769 and the cancellation of the whole season. I don't 00:21:17.769 --> 00:21:20.650 think baseball could ever recover if that happens 00:21:20.650 --> 00:21:24.490 again. They barely recovered back in, what, 94 00:21:24.490 --> 00:21:28.630 when it happened? 97, whatever it was? I'll go 00:21:28.630 --> 00:21:31.569 see a game. 94. We'll go see a game for the right 00:21:31.569 --> 00:21:35.039 price, right? Mm -hmm. 35 bucks for two decent 00:21:35.039 --> 00:21:38.900 seats. Yep. If that happens, the only reason 00:21:38.900 --> 00:21:41.140 I do that is because I have not forgotten about 00:21:41.140 --> 00:21:43.799 the seasons that we're going. And people go, 00:21:43.900 --> 00:21:47.859 oh, get over it. No. It's your choice to react 00:21:47.859 --> 00:21:51.339 however you want to react. Yeah. If they pull 00:21:51.339 --> 00:21:55.180 that bullshit one more time, I'm never, ever, 00:21:55.319 --> 00:21:59.839 ever, ever going back. Yeah. No patience for 00:21:59.839 --> 00:22:02.380 millionaires and billionaires squabbling over 00:22:02.380 --> 00:22:06.859 money. And then telling us it's none of our business. 00:22:07.039 --> 00:22:12.559 Yeah. No. And acting. Eventually we'll get some 00:22:12.559 --> 00:22:15.539 idiot athlete who will compare his current salary 00:22:15.539 --> 00:22:17.779 to slavery. Remember when that happened? Yeah, 00:22:17.839 --> 00:22:19.640 yeah, yeah. That didn't go over very well. No, 00:22:19.720 --> 00:22:23.380 it didn't. Everybody, everybody, even people 00:22:23.380 --> 00:22:26.240 that were apologists for him, were saying, shut 00:22:26.240 --> 00:22:33.759 up. Yes. But what you had is you had a lot of 00:22:33.759 --> 00:22:36.119 people offering to take their place. It's like, 00:22:36.160 --> 00:22:38.839 all right, if that's slavery, then I'm in. Yeah. 00:22:38.839 --> 00:22:43.059 I'll do it. Is your life in danger every single 00:22:43.059 --> 00:22:45.059 day? No, I don't think so. And then every one 00:22:45.059 --> 00:22:46.819 of your descendants that were slaves, you just 00:22:46.819 --> 00:22:51.119 took a piss on them. I know. Yeah, I thought 00:22:51.119 --> 00:22:54.640 that was something else. All right, did we cover 00:22:54.640 --> 00:22:57.700 that? Okay. We're good. Have you ever heard about 00:22:57.700 --> 00:23:02.410 the Pentagon Pizza Index? I have not. Interesting 00:23:02.410 --> 00:23:04.150 thing. It's been going on for a long time, and 00:23:04.150 --> 00:23:06.710 I just now found out about it. I checked it in 00:23:06.710 --> 00:23:11.569 different sources. It is an actual website. So 00:23:11.569 --> 00:23:14.670 here's what it is. The Pentagon Pizza Index. 00:23:15.190 --> 00:23:19.450 The theory suggests that it is a possible early 00:23:19.450 --> 00:23:23.029 indicator of major military activity of global 00:23:23.029 --> 00:23:27.650 crisis. Interesting. Yeah, and here is how they 00:23:27.650 --> 00:23:34.039 gather this. think that it is an odd indicator 00:23:34.039 --> 00:23:37.460 of such thing. The theory suggests that there's 00:23:37.460 --> 00:23:40.099 a sudden spike in pizza orders to or around the 00:23:40.099 --> 00:23:43.440 Pentagon and nearby defense buildings. It may 00:23:43.440 --> 00:23:46.019 mean staff are working late, which could signal 00:23:46.019 --> 00:23:49.140 an impending military action, international crisis, 00:23:49.460 --> 00:23:53.519 or major national security event. The idea dates 00:23:53.519 --> 00:23:57.839 back to the Cold War. And it was reinforced in 00:23:57.839 --> 00:24:00.819 1990 before Iraq invaded Kuwait, triggering the 00:24:00.819 --> 00:24:03.500 Gulf War. Washington -era pizza shops reportedly 00:24:03.500 --> 00:24:06.480 noticed an unusually high late -night orders 00:24:06.480 --> 00:24:10.339 to the Pentagon. Wow. Isn't that ingenious? And 00:24:10.339 --> 00:24:13.579 people are hardwired to look for patterns. Yes. 00:24:13.920 --> 00:24:16.940 And that's what this website did. The website, 00:24:17.140 --> 00:24:18.960 I'll go into that here in a minute, but it was 00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:21.259 really interesting because it's an actual website. 00:24:21.579 --> 00:24:24.430 Yeah. And it actually tracks pizzas. and what 00:24:24.430 --> 00:24:27.069 time and what building they're going to. How 00:24:27.069 --> 00:24:29.230 they do it, I'm not for sure, but it's not illegal 00:24:29.230 --> 00:24:31.430 because it's been going on since the Cold War. 00:24:31.569 --> 00:24:34.150 If any of them are being delivered, then they 00:24:34.150 --> 00:24:36.589 have every right to keep track of where they 00:24:36.589 --> 00:24:38.230 delivered it and when it was ordered and who 00:24:38.230 --> 00:24:41.289 ordered it. It's marketing data. Are you kidding? 00:24:41.950 --> 00:24:44.190 Yeah, that's it right there. It might have started 00:24:44.190 --> 00:24:45.970 off with marketing data and then they noticed 00:24:45.970 --> 00:24:48.789 some other similarities. Washington area pizza 00:24:48.789 --> 00:24:51.009 shops reportedly noticed the higher late -night 00:24:51.009 --> 00:24:54.170 orders in the Pentagon. Some journalists later 00:24:54.170 --> 00:24:56.470 pointed out that this is a quirky predictor of 00:24:56.470 --> 00:24:59.769 military escalation. I think it's a valid one. 00:24:59.910 --> 00:25:02.470 I think it is, too, because they're late, they're 00:25:02.470 --> 00:25:04.529 working all night. They're like, what's open? 00:25:04.890 --> 00:25:08.509 Oh, there's a pizza parlor down the road. Let's 00:25:08.509 --> 00:25:11.430 order like 30 pizzas so we can keep doing this. 00:25:11.470 --> 00:25:15.140 We've got to stay here. During the 2022 lead 00:25:15.140 --> 00:25:18.220 -up to the Russia's invasion of Ukraine, social 00:25:18.220 --> 00:25:21.279 media users again claimed pizza delivery activity 00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:23.539 near the Pentagon spiked before the invasion. 00:25:24.420 --> 00:25:27.319 Fueling renewed interest in this theory. The 00:25:27.319 --> 00:25:29.819 website shows the pizza parlors near the Pentagon 00:25:29.819 --> 00:25:32.539 with graphs of Domino's Pizza, a place called 00:25:32.539 --> 00:25:35.900 Extreme Pizza, Papa John's, and a few others 00:25:35.900 --> 00:25:38.180 that deliver to the Pentagon. These are just 00:25:38.180 --> 00:25:40.799 ones that deliver to the Pentagon. This shows 00:25:40.799 --> 00:25:42.839 how many pizzas were sent out to the addresses 00:25:42.839 --> 00:25:44.859 of the Pentagon and close by defense buildings 00:25:44.859 --> 00:25:48.539 and what time and how many. Wow. And you can 00:25:48.539 --> 00:25:51.980 look this up. I think it's called PentagonPizzaIndex 00:25:51.980 --> 00:25:55.240 .com. And if not, you can Google it and get the 00:25:55.240 --> 00:25:57.380 website. Yeah, I'm sure you'll get that. Take 00:25:57.380 --> 00:25:59.680 a look at it. You'll see. It's got a neat little 00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:03.460 graph there, and it shows, okay, 10 pizzas were 00:26:03.460 --> 00:26:07.119 ordered by Pentagon Defense Building No. 7. Here's 00:26:07.119 --> 00:26:11.119 the address. It was ordered at 1 in the morning. 00:26:11.160 --> 00:26:14.940 They're usually out of there at 10. I mean, I 00:26:14.940 --> 00:26:17.640 think it's valid. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you go 00:26:17.640 --> 00:26:20.099 to any country that doesn't like the U .S., and 00:26:20.099 --> 00:26:22.410 their AI has already... figured this out too 00:26:22.410 --> 00:26:24.930 yeah so it's not like we're releasing in you 00:26:24.930 --> 00:26:27.670 know sensitive information no anybody who cares 00:26:27.670 --> 00:26:29.650 to know has already figured this out they have 00:26:29.650 --> 00:26:32.029 you're right so we're just we're learning about 00:26:32.029 --> 00:26:34.630 it late yeah i can't believe it's been around 00:26:34.630 --> 00:26:36.970 since the cold war and i just now found out about 00:26:36.970 --> 00:26:39.930 it yeah but the only reason i found out about 00:26:39.930 --> 00:26:42.769 it is because uh of everything going on lately 00:26:42.769 --> 00:26:45.150 that it's been a renewed interest in it yeah 00:26:45.150 --> 00:26:50.950 so on on the same subject of unintentionally 00:26:50.950 --> 00:26:58.349 leaking information. Back in 1939 and 1940 and 00:26:58.349 --> 00:27:01.230 parts of 41, before the U .S. got involved in 00:27:01.230 --> 00:27:04.690 the Second World War, there were frequent conversations 00:27:04.690 --> 00:27:09.609 between Roosevelt and Winston Churchill. And 00:27:09.609 --> 00:27:14.069 they discussed war plans and trades and strategies 00:27:14.069 --> 00:27:15.730 and all, even though the U .S. wasn't... And 00:27:15.730 --> 00:27:17.269 in the war, they still had a lot of conversations. 00:27:17.269 --> 00:27:18.930 They talked dirty to each other. A little bit, 00:27:19.029 --> 00:27:21.730 yeah. But they discussed a whole lot of sensitive 00:27:21.730 --> 00:27:24.490 issues. And it was all sent... Allegedly. Yes. 00:27:24.549 --> 00:27:27.410 And it was a telephone that they had run between 00:27:27.410 --> 00:27:31.289 Churchill's place in London and FDR in Washington. 00:27:32.190 --> 00:27:35.009 And the whole thing was encoded except for one 00:27:35.009 --> 00:27:37.589 section of the chain where it had to be broadcast 00:27:37.589 --> 00:27:41.750 by radio to the next spot before going to wire 00:27:41.750 --> 00:27:43.529 again. Oh, because they didn't have the... They 00:27:43.529 --> 00:27:46.119 didn't have all the cables. Yeah. So that one 00:27:46.119 --> 00:27:49.119 section where they broadcast in the clear, everybody 00:27:49.119 --> 00:27:52.519 listened in, and everybody decoded it, and everybody 00:27:52.519 --> 00:27:54.920 knew exactly what they were talking about for 00:27:54.920 --> 00:27:58.380 years. Wow. They thought they were being so secret 00:27:58.380 --> 00:28:01.319 and discussing these things in private. Germany, 00:28:01.440 --> 00:28:04.640 Italy, and Japan were reading transcripts of 00:28:04.640 --> 00:28:08.720 their conversation within hours. Wow. He even 00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:12.599 picked Churchill's brain about what dress he 00:28:12.599 --> 00:28:16.079 was going to wear that night. Yeah. I don't know 00:28:16.079 --> 00:28:17.920 if any of that's true. I think everybody's heard 00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:20.059 that he was a cross -dresser and all this stuff, 00:28:20.200 --> 00:28:21.579 but I don't know. He was definitely a drunk. 00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:26.519 He was a drunk, definitely. He kind of acted 00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:30.480 like Ozzy in a way. He did, kind of, yeah. There's 00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:32.440 a weird thing sitting on the shelf behind you 00:28:32.440 --> 00:28:36.559 there. It's a padlock. It's a padlock? Oh, okay. 00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:40.880 Oh, it's for locking these doors. They shouldn't 00:28:40.880 --> 00:28:43.200 have left it there. No. What can we lock up? 00:28:43.779 --> 00:28:46.140 To be a dick. Let's lock ourselves to this table. 00:28:46.359 --> 00:28:53.019 Okay. You'll never get us to leave. Put a little 00:28:53.019 --> 00:28:55.740 note on it. Yeah. Do not touch me ever again. 00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:59.420 Something like that. Draw a little penis on it. 00:28:59.440 --> 00:29:03.500 What? Hey, who drew a penis on my padlock? Oh, 00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:06.200 no. Probably those two douchebags. Oh, yeah, 00:29:06.240 --> 00:29:08.079 yeah. That was them. That was them. Yep, that 00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:12.410 was them. So that's pretty much it for the Pentagon 00:29:12.410 --> 00:29:17.390 index report. I had to mention this the other 00:29:17.390 --> 00:29:21.210 night on the Sunday night podcast, but I'm getting 00:29:21.210 --> 00:29:25.170 so much more fake news than I used to. And it's 00:29:25.170 --> 00:29:27.769 like they're not even really trying very hard. 00:29:28.490 --> 00:29:31.809 One of the things I noticed recently was when 00:29:31.809 --> 00:29:36.269 the U .S. women's hockey team won the gold and 00:29:36.269 --> 00:29:40.880 beat Canada, I got... The same number of stories 00:29:40.880 --> 00:29:45.180 saying they had won as stories saying that they 00:29:45.180 --> 00:29:47.680 had collapsed and blown it at the end and it 00:29:47.680 --> 00:29:50.900 was a disgrace for America. Wow. Exactly the 00:29:50.900 --> 00:29:56.299 same number of articles. Isn't that weird? Whoa. 00:29:57.440 --> 00:30:01.420 Damn it. Sorry about that. It's all right. It'll 00:30:01.420 --> 00:30:05.339 dry. Yeah. There's no biggie over here. You lost 00:30:05.339 --> 00:30:09.109 your coffee. Coffee abuse. I guess I'll have 00:30:09.109 --> 00:30:11.190 to get another one here in a little bit. Oh, 00:30:11.309 --> 00:30:14.329 well. It happens. I usually put this back on, 00:30:14.430 --> 00:30:20.569 but I didn't. Yeah, I had a little accident here. 00:30:20.990 --> 00:30:23.069 It'll dry and everything, but I'm going to need 00:30:23.069 --> 00:30:25.329 to order another coffee. Which one? That was 00:30:25.329 --> 00:30:29.029 yours? The Cubano. The Cubano. Yeah. And I'll 00:30:29.029 --> 00:30:30.349 gladly pay for it. That was Mark, everybody. 00:30:30.609 --> 00:30:32.930 Not City Market Coffee. No, it was me. It was 00:30:32.930 --> 00:30:35.230 me. Thank you. And, you know, it's funny. The 00:30:35.230 --> 00:30:37.430 way it looks, it looks like you hurled. Oh, it 00:30:37.430 --> 00:30:41.789 does? I did that over there. I remember that 00:30:41.789 --> 00:30:44.190 now. Oh my God, you had to drive home. I was 00:30:44.190 --> 00:30:47.930 so freaking sick. And I still don't know if it 00:30:47.930 --> 00:30:50.809 was like food poisoning or just the flu. Somebody 00:30:50.809 --> 00:30:54.069 was aiming a directed energy weapon at you. That's 00:30:54.069 --> 00:30:55.269 what it was. Made you sick to your stomach. Yeah, 00:30:55.309 --> 00:30:57.390 they didn't want us doing deuce bag stuff. Look 00:30:57.390 --> 00:31:01.869 how we're persecuted. I know, I know. Constantly. 00:31:02.849 --> 00:31:09.039 Hurts my feelings. I cry at night. You got something? 00:31:09.140 --> 00:31:14.259 I read where Australia is backing a plan to remove 00:31:14.259 --> 00:31:17.720 Andrew from the line of succession. Good. So 00:31:17.720 --> 00:31:21.299 it looks like he's being worked out of everywhere. 00:31:21.619 --> 00:31:25.400 And we both saw that the former ambassador to 00:31:25.400 --> 00:31:27.619 the U .S. from the U .K., a guy named Mandelson, 00:31:27.859 --> 00:31:31.529 he's also been arrested. This goes to my point 00:31:31.529 --> 00:31:35.230 of UK is weak sauce as we know them. They have 00:31:35.230 --> 00:31:37.450 two high -end arrests. We have none. We have 00:31:37.450 --> 00:31:41.609 none. That makes us look like we're a bunch of 00:31:41.609 --> 00:31:45.650 people that hide stuff. Yeah. Well, I think it's 00:31:45.650 --> 00:31:47.690 important to remember that in the United States, 00:31:47.829 --> 00:31:51.730 there is no such thing as politics. It's business. 00:31:52.349 --> 00:31:54.130 that's pretending to be politics. I'm glad you 00:31:54.130 --> 00:31:55.750 went into this. We were talking about that earlier. 00:31:56.009 --> 00:31:59.069 Yeah. So these are all business transactions 00:31:59.069 --> 00:32:03.730 with money and power and favors. And politics 00:32:03.730 --> 00:32:07.470 is the cover story they're using. So you can 00:32:07.470 --> 00:32:10.670 look at all the unrest and the protests going 00:32:10.670 --> 00:32:14.009 on over this or that or whatever, and that's 00:32:14.009 --> 00:32:16.730 not political. That's a business move. That's 00:32:16.730 --> 00:32:19.650 a business strategy on somebody's part. Nothing 00:32:19.650 --> 00:32:22.670 happens in this country unless money and or power 00:32:22.670 --> 00:32:26.190 is changing hands. I agree. So nobody does anything 00:32:26.190 --> 00:32:29.210 for political ideals except, you know, people 00:32:29.210 --> 00:32:32.109 on our level who still believe the bullshit and 00:32:32.109 --> 00:32:34.170 think that we're being told the truth. No, I 00:32:34.170 --> 00:32:37.390 know. But it's all business decisions. It's all 00:32:37.390 --> 00:32:39.950 business. Yeah, I mean, isn't that something 00:32:39.950 --> 00:32:45.289 about how England can do those arrests, but we 00:32:45.289 --> 00:32:48.039 cannot? Yep. Because there's more money to be 00:32:48.039 --> 00:32:50.680 made by not arresting them here. Yes. That's 00:32:50.680 --> 00:32:53.900 the decision maker on everything. If we do this, 00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:56.119 how much money can we make? If we don't do it, 00:32:56.140 --> 00:32:58.259 how much money can we make? And that's how they 00:32:58.259 --> 00:33:00.619 make their choices. It is, yep. It's just business, 00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:03.920 like you're saying, which sucks. And if you believe 00:33:03.920 --> 00:33:06.720 Trump or Clinton or Pelosi or anybody. Did you 00:33:06.720 --> 00:33:09.779 just pick up on this one? Yes, I did. All right. 00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:13.500 Hang on, I'll give you some money here. Hey, 00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:16.480 thank you. You're welcome. But yeah, I mean, 00:33:16.519 --> 00:33:21.200 Trump, Pelosi, Schumer, RFK Jr., they don't believe 00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:23.299 what they're saying. They're saying what they 00:33:23.299 --> 00:33:25.940 need to to make the business prosper and get 00:33:25.940 --> 00:33:29.299 more money, get more power. They're all working 00:33:29.299 --> 00:33:33.180 in the same... It's just they're pretending to 00:33:33.180 --> 00:33:35.619 be on opposite sides. The fight back and forth 00:33:35.619 --> 00:33:37.839 between Republican and Democrat is part of the 00:33:37.839 --> 00:33:40.380 show, part of the distraction. They're all there 00:33:40.380 --> 00:33:43.680 to make money off of us. That's it. And they 00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:45.980 make money because they do this back and forth 00:33:45.980 --> 00:33:47.680 stuff all the time. And that's how come you're 00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:49.819 not going to see anyone going to jail. It's because 00:33:49.819 --> 00:33:53.359 they actually need each other, good cop, bad 00:33:53.359 --> 00:33:57.900 cop. They all make money out of their own little 00:33:57.900 --> 00:34:01.039 things that they're doing. And this is all of 00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:03.799 them. This isn't one of them. This isn't one 00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:05.819 side. This is all of them that are doing this. 00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:08.400 They're all in on the take. Can you think of 00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:11.619 any reason to get into politics other than to 00:34:11.619 --> 00:34:14.500 rip off the American public? Unfortunately, no. 00:34:14.739 --> 00:34:19.559 No. No. And if you even try to do anything other 00:34:19.559 --> 00:34:21.340 than rip off the American public, you'll get 00:34:21.340 --> 00:34:24.380 overwhelmed by everybody else who is only there 00:34:24.380 --> 00:34:26.780 to rip everyone off. It's impossible. They will 00:34:26.780 --> 00:34:29.619 ruin you. The American political system is a 00:34:29.619 --> 00:34:32.900 parasitic state. That's what it is. It's a parasite 00:34:32.900 --> 00:34:35.239 on all of us. Well, and this is where AI is going 00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:37.340 to come in too, I believe. You ever need a fake 00:34:37.340 --> 00:34:40.239 story generated everywhere? Yeah. There you go. 00:34:40.980 --> 00:34:44.219 Give it to old AI and they'll do everything possible 00:34:44.219 --> 00:34:46.179 to ruin the person because you told them to. 00:34:46.400 --> 00:34:51.119 Yeah. We're going to get... very credible fake 00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:54.539 child porn planted on somebody's computer when 00:34:54.539 --> 00:34:57.840 they're inconvenient, they're in the way. Let's 00:34:57.840 --> 00:34:59.860 destroy them by planting child porn on their 00:34:59.860 --> 00:35:02.420 computer. And we'll also get people that have 00:35:02.420 --> 00:35:06.239 done it and then we'll say, someone frame me, 00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:08.900 I would never do this. And then because they're 00:35:08.900 --> 00:35:12.440 convincing enough on camera, at least half the 00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:14.159 people are going to go, they didn't do it, I 00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:16.679 can tell, look at them. And then you get somebody 00:35:16.679 --> 00:35:18.539 who's paid to pretend to be a witness saying, 00:35:18.599 --> 00:35:20.920 I saw it, I saw them do it. Yes. Because they're 00:35:20.920 --> 00:35:25.840 paying me to say I saw it. Yep. Yeah, unfortunately, 00:35:26.019 --> 00:35:28.599 that is going to be the norm in business. It's 00:35:28.599 --> 00:35:30.679 already starting to be somewhat, and it's going 00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:32.679 to be. They flood the market with fake stories, 00:35:32.780 --> 00:35:34.440 so when you hear a real story that's a little 00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:36.480 outlandish, you go, oh, it's probably another 00:35:36.480 --> 00:35:39.420 fake story. That's what they want. That is what 00:35:39.420 --> 00:35:41.000 they want. And that's what they're doing. It's 00:35:41.000 --> 00:35:42.900 the idea of, you've heard of the expression of 00:35:42.900 --> 00:35:45.239 you hiding a needle in a haystack and it's really 00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:47.559 hard to find. Yep. That's not the way you do 00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:49.699 it. You hide a needle in a stack of other needles. 00:35:50.159 --> 00:35:53.059 Yes. So you have a stack of a million needles. 00:35:53.099 --> 00:35:54.440 Now you need to find the one. And that's what 00:35:54.440 --> 00:35:57.699 they do. That is so hard. In a haystack, you 00:35:57.699 --> 00:35:59.460 roll around, it'll stick you. Hey, I found the 00:35:59.460 --> 00:36:02.059 needle. Hide the needle among other needles. 00:36:02.340 --> 00:36:05.239 Yeah. And that's what they do. that everything 00:36:05.239 --> 00:36:09.679 is just like out there so prolific that it doesn't 00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:11.760 stand out. And if there isn't, then they're going 00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:14.639 to make it up. I mean, look at the fatigue we 00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:17.320 get. Most of the country has chiefs fatigue. 00:36:17.619 --> 00:36:19.699 They're sick and tired of hearing about the chiefs. 00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:23.079 We're all getting fatigue about... whatever they 00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:25.199 don't want us to think about anymore. They just 00:36:25.199 --> 00:36:28.239 hammer us with meaningless stories, no results, 00:36:28.380 --> 00:36:30.480 just more and more accusations, more excitement. 00:36:30.539 --> 00:36:32.800 Eventually we're so burned out because nothing's 00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:35.000 ever happened yet these days. Speaking of Chiefs, 00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:37.719 did you see the latest on the Tyreek Hill saga? 00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:41.280 I did not. Okay. Well, the Chiefs said this. 00:36:41.300 --> 00:36:43.280 They said, well, he has one more operation to 00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:46.139 go and he's 32. We're monitoring the situation. 00:36:46.739 --> 00:36:49.260 No, they did not. Okay. What do you make from 00:36:49.260 --> 00:36:52.949 that? I think it's a blow -off. Yeah. Yeah, they're 00:36:52.949 --> 00:36:55.630 saying something to keep everyone from screaming 00:36:55.630 --> 00:36:58.070 and yelling and getting excited. But it's a very 00:36:58.070 --> 00:37:02.070 noncommittal thing. Well, we lost him. Because 00:37:02.070 --> 00:37:04.150 you know what? You and I are monitoring the situation 00:37:04.150 --> 00:37:06.590 too. Yeah, we are. We're watching the news. We're 00:37:06.590 --> 00:37:08.469 monitoring the situation. See how meaningless 00:37:08.469 --> 00:37:11.530 that phrase is? Yeah. We're not going to do anything 00:37:11.530 --> 00:37:13.909 about it. No. We're monitoring it. No, that's 00:37:13.909 --> 00:37:16.070 what I thought too. I was like, geez, they said 00:37:16.070 --> 00:37:18.449 nothing. It's a meaningless phrase that they 00:37:18.449 --> 00:37:21.170 hope people will read something else into. Oh, 00:37:21.230 --> 00:37:22.650 look, they're monitoring. They're interested. 00:37:22.789 --> 00:37:25.010 No, they never said they were interested. If 00:37:25.010 --> 00:37:26.610 they were interested, they'd tell you they're 00:37:26.610 --> 00:37:29.550 interested. You're right. Yes. And I think probably 00:37:29.550 --> 00:37:32.809 his agents are already going, okay, cross them 00:37:32.809 --> 00:37:39.199 off. Yep. Anyhow, you got something else on that? 00:37:40.300 --> 00:37:44.099 As long as we're talking football, I see that 00:37:44.099 --> 00:37:48.039 the Chiefs released Mike Dana, number 51. I knew 00:37:48.039 --> 00:37:51.880 that was coming. He's kind of a situational player. 00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:54.099 He's gotten two rings with the Chiefs. He's probably 00:37:54.099 --> 00:38:00.159 pretty happy about that. Mostly up until now, 00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:02.079 they've been dribbling out, you know, nobody 00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:04.119 you've ever heard of getting cut from the Chiefs 00:38:04.119 --> 00:38:06.360 and saying, Chiefs releasing another veteran, 00:38:06.559 --> 00:38:08.280 you know, whatever. And it's nobody you've ever 00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:12.599 heard of. But what I'm more interested in is 00:38:12.599 --> 00:38:16.039 watching the Chicago Bears organization, and 00:38:16.039 --> 00:38:18.340 they're apparently on their way to becoming the 00:38:18.340 --> 00:38:21.360 Indiana Bears. Oh, yeah. Which would be hilarious 00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:27.400 as hell. Oh, I find that lovely on so many levels. 00:38:27.820 --> 00:38:30.539 I want to see old J .B. Prisker take one to the 00:38:30.539 --> 00:38:34.440 fat face. And I want to see, oh shit, what's 00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:37.179 his name, the mayor of Chicago. That guy looks 00:38:37.179 --> 00:38:40.300 so clueless. Oh, he is clueless. He is so clueless. 00:38:40.300 --> 00:38:41.980 And he's getting ready to get even more clueless 00:38:41.980 --> 00:38:44.480 without a football team in the third largest 00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:47.340 market in America. That's just nuts. And the 00:38:47.340 --> 00:38:50.059 problem is... As far as the NFL is concerned, 00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:52.619 their team still is in the third largest market. 00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:54.599 Yeah, they don't care because Gary, Indiana, 00:38:54.599 --> 00:38:57.239 or wherever it's going to go, I think Gary is 00:38:57.239 --> 00:39:00.980 what they're saying. Gary, Indiana beat El Chicago. 00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:04.659 Yep. Yeah, Chicago will lose. That's pretty bad. 00:39:04.840 --> 00:39:07.960 Chicago will lose all that revenue, but the NFL 00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:10.739 is losing a dime. No, the NFL is probably excited 00:39:10.739 --> 00:39:13.139 because it's a brand new stadium in a suburb. 00:39:13.300 --> 00:39:15.480 It's like what happened here with the Chiefs. 00:39:15.500 --> 00:39:18.079 You know, Jackson County and Missouri are losing 00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:21.460 big. The NFL is gaining money. The NFL is making 00:39:21.460 --> 00:39:24.000 out like a bandit. With all the PSLs coming up 00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:26.760 and all the... And tell me, you know, they already 00:39:26.760 --> 00:39:29.949 have a lot of primetime games. That's going to 00:39:29.949 --> 00:39:33.210 double because of the brand -new, beautiful stadium 00:39:33.210 --> 00:39:36.170 here at the World Champion Chiefs several times 00:39:36.170 --> 00:39:39.070 over. One of the most storied organizations in 00:39:39.070 --> 00:39:42.329 the NFL. Yeah. And here's something people don't 00:39:42.329 --> 00:39:44.670 think about, but it's going to hurt. All those 00:39:44.670 --> 00:39:46.789 Super Bowl trophies are going to be moved over 00:39:46.789 --> 00:39:50.530 to Kansas. Oh! They're going to physically be 00:39:50.530 --> 00:39:52.969 in their offices in Kansas. And none of them 00:39:52.969 --> 00:39:56.659 say... Kansas City, Missouri, from my knowledge. 00:39:56.760 --> 00:39:59.440 They just say Kansas City. And it says the Chiefs. 00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:01.559 And that's another thing, too, that I really 00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:03.639 love about this acquisition here is this right 00:40:03.639 --> 00:40:05.699 here. I've been going over there. It's in Kansas 00:40:05.699 --> 00:40:08.679 City, Kansas. So it's not going to be the Overland 00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:12.460 Park Chiefs. It's going to be the Kansas City 00:40:12.460 --> 00:40:14.579 Chiefs. Yep. They don't have to change a thing. 00:40:14.780 --> 00:40:18.369 Nope. And, you know, if the Giants and the Jets 00:40:18.369 --> 00:40:20.789 can claim their New York when they play in New 00:40:20.789 --> 00:40:22.929 Jersey, then, yeah, it doesn't matter. No, it 00:40:22.929 --> 00:40:24.010 doesn't matter. You can call yourself anything 00:40:24.010 --> 00:40:26.829 you want. Yeah, they've been in New Jersey for 00:40:26.829 --> 00:40:29.130 a long, long time. And they've been called New 00:40:29.130 --> 00:40:31.570 York everything. And everybody knows it, too. 00:40:31.610 --> 00:40:33.909 It's East Rutherford, New Jersey, the Meadowlands. 00:40:33.989 --> 00:40:35.750 I think they built those stadiums, what, in the 00:40:35.750 --> 00:40:38.110 late 70s, around 1980, something like that? Yeah, 00:40:38.110 --> 00:40:39.829 something like that. Right after Jimmy Hoffa 00:40:39.829 --> 00:40:41.889 disappeared because the ruler was... Yeah, he's 00:40:41.889 --> 00:40:45.469 in the stadium, yeah. Yeah. Really, what's more... 00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:49.800 credible is the guy who took credit for killing 00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:54.159 Jimmy Hoffa said that they shot him twice in 00:40:54.159 --> 00:40:56.920 the head in that house in the suburbs dragged 00:40:56.920 --> 00:40:59.440 him out to the kitchen into a waiting car took 00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:01.960 him directly to a crematorium and burned him 00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:05.199 up into ash oh yeah so within hours of being 00:41:05.199 --> 00:41:08.800 shot Jimmy Hoffa was a bunch of ashes blowing 00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:11.840 in the wind you will never find anything And 00:41:11.840 --> 00:41:13.960 they had the whole thing planned out, so they 00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:15.760 knew exactly what they were doing. And that's 00:41:15.760 --> 00:41:18.739 why no one ever really got any confirmation after 00:41:18.739 --> 00:41:21.019 that is because, you know, the guy was being 00:41:21.019 --> 00:41:24.260 a wrinkle in the cloth for a long time. And what 00:41:24.260 --> 00:41:27.260 they usually don't tell you is he was out as 00:41:27.260 --> 00:41:29.619 union president. He was trying to get back in, 00:41:29.659 --> 00:41:31.739 and he was telling everyone around him, I'm going 00:41:31.739 --> 00:41:33.820 to rat everyone out and talk to the cops and 00:41:33.820 --> 00:41:36.420 the FBI unless you get me back in as head of 00:41:36.420 --> 00:41:40.329 this union. And they said, oh, are you? You're 00:41:40.329 --> 00:41:42.949 going to do it in the afterlife? Yeah. The character 00:41:42.949 --> 00:41:47.070 Joe Pesci played in The Irishman, he was supposed 00:41:47.070 --> 00:41:49.909 to be Buffalino, the guy who was in charge of 00:41:49.909 --> 00:41:53.190 northeastern Pennsylvania, and he's the one that 00:41:53.190 --> 00:41:59.329 authorized the hit on Hoffa. We had to have a 00:41:59.329 --> 00:42:01.750 little pause there. Gravity shifted and everything 00:42:01.750 --> 00:42:04.130 went flying off onto the floor. I know. This 00:42:04.130 --> 00:42:06.409 gravity thing is hard to figure out in an alternative 00:42:06.409 --> 00:42:08.550 universe. It is. We'll have to get one of those 00:42:08.550 --> 00:42:11.090 prediction maps that they sell. I think so. Yeah, 00:42:11.130 --> 00:42:14.829 yeah. I like that one. Yeah, I just don't get 00:42:14.829 --> 00:42:17.329 all the stuff in the back there. You know, all 00:42:17.329 --> 00:42:20.989 the secret codes. Yeah, there's like hieroglyphs 00:42:20.989 --> 00:42:23.190 and cave painting symbols and all sorts of weird 00:42:23.190 --> 00:42:26.010 stuff on that. Yeah, and then the part where 00:42:26.010 --> 00:42:28.670 they want your blood. Yeah. I don't know. I don't 00:42:28.670 --> 00:42:31.329 really, yeah. Are you going to give your blood 00:42:31.329 --> 00:42:33.690 or not? No, I think what I'm going to bring over 00:42:33.690 --> 00:42:37.530 is some, like, you know, rat blood or mouse blood 00:42:37.530 --> 00:42:38.989 and just substitute that. I'm going to bring 00:42:38.989 --> 00:42:41.070 Kool -Aid. I'm just going to bring Kool -Aid. 00:42:41.190 --> 00:42:44.230 Yeah, they won't know. It looks the same. They 00:42:44.230 --> 00:42:45.929 won't know. Give them some water and say, I'm 00:42:45.929 --> 00:42:50.989 a little anemic today. Yeah, that's it. I should 00:42:50.989 --> 00:42:52.630 probably do something about that, shouldn't I? 00:42:52.809 --> 00:43:02.429 Yeah. Okay. You got anything? Yeah. Let's talk 00:43:02.429 --> 00:43:08.110 about baby talk. I remember from watching TV 00:43:08.110 --> 00:43:10.989 in the 60s and 70s and then watching reruns of 00:43:10.989 --> 00:43:15.130 shows from then that for a long time it was really 00:43:15.130 --> 00:43:19.710 popular when a man and a woman were having relations 00:43:19.710 --> 00:43:22.030 or trying to get romantic that the woman would 00:43:22.030 --> 00:43:25.409 resort to baby talk. and talk like a little kid. 00:43:26.190 --> 00:43:29.650 And the man would get all excited and revved 00:43:29.650 --> 00:43:32.710 up and he'd be very sexually turned on, etc. 00:43:33.070 --> 00:43:38.449 And it was no big deal. But look at it from today's 00:43:38.449 --> 00:43:41.389 perspective. A grown woman pretending to be a 00:43:41.389 --> 00:43:44.130 little girl and the man getting excited that 00:43:44.130 --> 00:43:46.190 he could pretend it's a little girl he's having 00:43:46.190 --> 00:43:48.690 sex with. They shut that down real quick, didn't 00:43:48.690 --> 00:43:50.909 they? But who does that sound like, promoting 00:43:50.909 --> 00:43:53.449 that and writing that into scripts of TV shows? 00:43:53.650 --> 00:43:57.369 All the pedophiles in Hollywood trying to normalize 00:43:57.369 --> 00:44:00.110 it. Trying to say, look, it's perfectly fine 00:44:00.110 --> 00:44:02.309 to pretend you're having sex with a five -year 00:44:02.309 --> 00:44:05.889 -old. People do it all the time. It doesn't hurt. 00:44:06.010 --> 00:44:08.469 It's just pretending. Well, now with all the 00:44:08.469 --> 00:44:11.889 recent turn of events, all of a sudden, hey. 00:44:12.269 --> 00:44:14.449 Don't put that in there. Yeah. Because suddenly 00:44:14.449 --> 00:44:16.869 it's bringing a focus on it. When before it was 00:44:16.869 --> 00:44:19.849 just kind of like, ha ha, they got a little thing 00:44:19.849 --> 00:44:22.289 going on. Yeah. No, not now. It's like all the 00:44:22.289 --> 00:44:24.269 drag queens have dropped their insistence that 00:44:24.269 --> 00:44:27.010 they get to do drag shows for little kids. Oh, 00:44:27.010 --> 00:44:30.849 yeah. Yeah. Now, there is a state representative 00:44:30.849 --> 00:44:35.110 in Minnesota. Of course it's in Minnesota. Of 00:44:35.110 --> 00:44:39.349 course, yeah. And it's a man who identifies as 00:44:39.349 --> 00:44:43.750 a trans woman. Uh -huh. And this representative 00:44:43.750 --> 00:44:47.969 is fighting against the age restrictions on porn 00:44:47.969 --> 00:44:52.869 sites. And the reasoning is that gay children 00:44:52.869 --> 00:44:55.809 need access to porn because it's educational 00:44:55.809 --> 00:44:58.469 for them. So they should remove all those age 00:44:58.469 --> 00:45:00.829 restrictions and let children of any age onto 00:45:00.829 --> 00:45:03.710 porn sites so they can learn about their sexuality. 00:45:04.849 --> 00:45:09.039 What a fucking idiot. How blatant and open can 00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:13.300 they be saying we're grooming little kids for 00:45:13.300 --> 00:45:17.260 sex with adults? The whole idea is normalizing 00:45:17.260 --> 00:45:19.380 it. They want to make it to where it's just like, 00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:22.519 oh, another day. And that's the problem. Whenever 00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:24.960 you go around and you actively do things like 00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:27.260 this, you're trying to make it seem like whenever 00:45:27.260 --> 00:45:29.500 something like that happens, like, oh, what's 00:45:29.500 --> 00:45:33.579 wrong with that? Yeah, which I have a huge problem 00:45:33.579 --> 00:45:38.039 with. But it just seems strange that it's being 00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:41.420 so obvious and so blatant. Yeah. And who in their 00:45:41.420 --> 00:45:45.739 right mind could condone letting little kids 00:45:45.739 --> 00:45:50.059 have access to absolutely any porn they wanted 00:45:50.059 --> 00:45:53.800 on the internet? Yeah. Videos, pictures, stories, 00:45:53.940 --> 00:45:58.460 whatever. Yeah. How can anyone support that and 00:45:58.460 --> 00:46:02.760 not have a mental illness? No, it's just... I 00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:05.820 think you're absolutely correct on that. Mental 00:46:05.820 --> 00:46:08.719 illness all the way. And, you know, see, Minnesota, 00:46:08.760 --> 00:46:10.940 isn't that where Bruce Springsteen is going to 00:46:10.940 --> 00:46:13.199 say, we're all wonderful and we should get together? 00:46:13.199 --> 00:46:15.480 Of course he is. You know who's joining him? 00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:19.179 Who? Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine. 00:46:19.179 --> 00:46:22.039 I lost a lot of respect for him. Yep. He says 00:46:22.039 --> 00:46:24.260 he's going to do every day to that tour and play 00:46:24.260 --> 00:46:26.800 a few songs every night, and he's all for it, 00:46:26.800 --> 00:46:32.199 and he's all on board. Bye, Tom. Yep. See you, 00:46:32.219 --> 00:46:34.380 Tom. I'll never buy anything that you produced 00:46:34.380 --> 00:46:36.480 or had anything to do with ever again. Yeah. 00:46:36.679 --> 00:46:40.079 Yeah. Forcing his opinion on everybody. Yeah. 00:46:40.099 --> 00:46:42.639 Yeah, screw you. Yep. In fact, I've got that 00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:46.579 written down in here. Tom Morello is joining 00:46:46.579 --> 00:46:49.260 Bruce's Land of Hope and Dreams tour for every 00:46:49.260 --> 00:46:52.719 date and will play a few songs each night, has 00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:55.420 postponed his own recently announced solo tour 00:46:55.420 --> 00:46:57.429 that was supposed to start in May. That's how 00:46:57.429 --> 00:47:00.570 committed he is. He's canceling, postponing his 00:47:00.570 --> 00:47:05.510 own solo tour to do this with Bruce. Wow. Morello 00:47:05.510 --> 00:47:08.449 toured with Bruce as a guest member from 2012 00:47:08.449 --> 00:47:12.110 to 2015, appeared on both of the albums Wrecking 00:47:12.110 --> 00:47:15.250 Ball and High Hopes, and the two recently teamed 00:47:15.250 --> 00:47:18.409 up for the Defend Minnesota concert of Solidarity 00:47:18.409 --> 00:47:21.210 and Resistance, which was an anti -ice concert 00:47:21.210 --> 00:47:29.380 in Minneapolis. Wow. Pandering. Yep. Tom, I don't 00:47:29.380 --> 00:47:31.559 like you. I'm not going to listen to anything 00:47:31.559 --> 00:47:34.519 you do anymore. No. Matter of fact, not only 00:47:34.519 --> 00:47:36.380 do I not like you, I think you're a fucking asshole. 00:47:36.940 --> 00:47:40.300 The way I look at that is Tom Borrello and Bruce 00:47:40.300 --> 00:47:43.539 Springsteen are not only embracing the hatred 00:47:43.539 --> 00:47:46.659 and violence, they are now promoting the hatred 00:47:46.659 --> 00:47:49.300 and violence. They're telling everyone who is 00:47:49.300 --> 00:47:51.960 participating in the hatred and violence that 00:47:51.960 --> 00:47:56.150 they're okay and they should continue. Yes. They're 00:47:56.150 --> 00:47:57.909 awful people. Yeah, they are. They're just awful 00:47:57.909 --> 00:48:01.849 people. Somewhere, somehow, when they get that 00:48:01.849 --> 00:48:04.789 much fame, they take a hard swerve and think 00:48:04.789 --> 00:48:08.469 that they're so important that they get to mouth 00:48:08.469 --> 00:48:10.869 off about everything, and they think that people 00:48:10.869 --> 00:48:14.550 will defy all reason to agree with them. Yeah. 00:48:14.690 --> 00:48:21.590 Well, U2 has written a new album all about the... 00:48:23.139 --> 00:48:27.099 anti -ice sentiment and the customs enforcement, 00:48:27.440 --> 00:48:32.760 etc. And one of the first songs is a tribute 00:48:32.760 --> 00:48:36.219 to Rachel Good, the woman who tried to run over 00:48:36.219 --> 00:48:38.440 the ice officer with a car. Is that that dead 00:48:38.440 --> 00:48:42.539 chick? Yeah. Bono is putting her up on a pedestal 00:48:42.539 --> 00:48:45.320 and writing basically a love and honor song about 00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:47.980 her. Bono is a known idiot and he should not 00:48:47.980 --> 00:48:50.059 make a dime in America, but that's how stupid 00:48:50.059 --> 00:48:53.000 Americans are. Yeah, I think it's important for 00:48:53.000 --> 00:48:55.559 everyone to realize that Bono doesn't give a 00:48:55.559 --> 00:48:58.500 shit about any of these causes. He wants your 00:48:58.500 --> 00:49:01.059 money. Yeah. Because if he gave a shit, he wouldn't 00:49:01.059 --> 00:49:03.260 be charging for any of this stuff. No, he'd pay 00:49:03.260 --> 00:49:05.519 him something to attach his ass to so he could 00:49:05.519 --> 00:49:07.940 make more money. If Bono has plenty of money 00:49:07.940 --> 00:49:10.500 to last him for the rest of his life, he never 00:49:10.500 --> 00:49:13.210 needs to make another dime. The fact that he's 00:49:13.210 --> 00:49:15.429 continuing to charge everybody for everything 00:49:15.429 --> 00:49:18.110 means he doesn't believe it. He's using it to 00:49:18.110 --> 00:49:20.150 make money. And he constantly needs that ego 00:49:20.150 --> 00:49:23.210 stroke. Yes, he does. Because he's a giant turd. 00:49:23.210 --> 00:49:25.590 Yeah, he's an idiot. Sal Park had it right. He 00:49:25.590 --> 00:49:28.510 was the largest turd ever crapped out by a human. 00:49:28.570 --> 00:49:29.989 And then he grabbed a microphone and started 00:49:29.989 --> 00:49:36.610 singing. Yeah, I agree. Oh, gosh. Why do people 00:49:36.610 --> 00:49:41.780 do this? I don't know. I've got a, if you don't 00:49:41.780 --> 00:49:45.059 have something, I've got a list of, do you have 00:49:45.059 --> 00:49:46.920 something or not? I've got a few more things, 00:49:47.019 --> 00:49:48.920 but you go ahead. It's good to go back and forth. 00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:53.340 I asked AI about horrible products and what they 00:49:53.340 --> 00:49:55.179 think would be horrible products that they could 00:49:55.179 --> 00:49:58.199 produce. It gave me a list of, some of them are 00:49:58.199 --> 00:50:01.019 good, some of them are like, but I think, neither 00:50:01.019 --> 00:50:03.980 less, I think it's entertaining either way. So, 00:50:04.139 --> 00:50:06.679 the first one that the AI gave me for horrible 00:50:06.679 --> 00:50:12.440 products is Moist Bite. Protein bars. That is 00:50:12.440 --> 00:50:16.500 pretty, yeah. Moist bite. Would you buy anything 00:50:16.500 --> 00:50:19.559 that's called moist bite? No, no, no. I wouldn't 00:50:19.559 --> 00:50:24.500 even ask for that as a sex act. No, no. Hey, 00:50:24.599 --> 00:50:27.460 can you do that moist bite thing? No! If anybody 00:50:27.460 --> 00:50:30.800 ever offers you a telephone, say no. And run 00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:34.219 the other way very fast. Very fast. You don't 00:50:34.219 --> 00:50:40.670 want telephone. No, no. Get out of there. This 00:50:40.670 --> 00:50:43.690 next one would be Grandma's Revenge Hot Sauce. 00:50:44.849 --> 00:50:48.230 Well, I like the name. I do, too. Well, speaking 00:50:48.230 --> 00:50:52.269 of, I got Slayer Hot Sauce. Oh, that stuff. Guaranteed 00:50:52.269 --> 00:50:55.010 to trash your liver? Oh, no, I'm sorry. That 00:50:55.010 --> 00:50:57.809 was cruel. Oh, that was bad. Yeah, well, I mean, 00:50:57.809 --> 00:51:03.630 I don't think it includes a spider bite. Is that 00:51:03.630 --> 00:51:05.150 what you're referring to? Yeah, that's what I 00:51:05.150 --> 00:51:08.860 thought, yeah. Sorry. Google it. I'm sorry, Lord. 00:51:08.960 --> 00:51:11.179 I apologize. And God bless all the piggies in 00:51:11.179 --> 00:51:14.659 there. Frank Hen is probably not very happy with 00:51:14.659 --> 00:51:18.710 you right now. Yes. Yeah, the most metal band 00:51:18.710 --> 00:51:21.230 ever. Their guitarist was killed by a brown recluse. 00:51:21.590 --> 00:51:23.630 That's metal. That's pretty fucking metal. Yeah, 00:51:23.630 --> 00:51:26.369 it is. No one can beat that. Until that happens, 00:51:26.449 --> 00:51:28.570 I don't want to hear anything. Yeah. I mean, 00:51:28.590 --> 00:51:31.210 maybe getting eaten by a shark, but that's kind 00:51:31.210 --> 00:51:33.750 of quick. The spider bite was slow. Yeah, yeah, 00:51:33.769 --> 00:51:36.150 yeah, because he got better, and then he got 00:51:36.150 --> 00:51:39.760 sepsis, and then sepsis just fucking... Took 00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:42.780 him out. Yeah, I've had sepsis. That sucks. Yeah, 00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:44.679 it's not good. That almost killed me. Yeah, I 00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:46.900 remember. I remember the next morning when I 00:51:46.900 --> 00:51:49.960 woke up in ICU, they said, we really didn't think 00:51:49.960 --> 00:51:51.099 you were going to make it through the night. 00:51:51.179 --> 00:51:54.280 We're glad you're still here. Because they worked 00:51:54.280 --> 00:51:57.039 on me all the afternoon before and doing all 00:51:57.039 --> 00:51:59.280 this stuff. I remember them working on me and 00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:01.780 then getting into the ICU and then things were 00:52:01.780 --> 00:52:03.639 hazy for a while. And then I remember the next 00:52:03.639 --> 00:52:06.599 morning, the nurse coming in and said, we're 00:52:06.599 --> 00:52:10.329 surprised you're alive. Wow. That was a pretty 00:52:10.329 --> 00:52:12.610 close call. That would have been very freaky, 00:52:12.710 --> 00:52:16.630 yeah. Yeah, but I got sepsis because during the 00:52:16.630 --> 00:52:20.829 removal of the kidney stone, part of my urethra 00:52:20.829 --> 00:52:23.829 was scratched, and I had a bladder infection, 00:52:24.030 --> 00:52:27.309 didn't know it. I had E. coli. Oh. And that infected 00:52:27.309 --> 00:52:30.829 urine got into my bloodstream, and now my entire 00:52:30.829 --> 00:52:35.429 body had E. coli. You are lucky. Yeah, sepsis 00:52:35.429 --> 00:52:38.789 is universally fatal if not treated. Yes. Universally 00:52:38.789 --> 00:52:40.949 100 % fatal if not treated. It will kill you. 00:52:40.989 --> 00:52:43.570 It's a blood infection, and it'll kill you. Because 00:52:43.570 --> 00:52:46.170 that infection will be all over your body. Yeah. 00:52:46.269 --> 00:52:48.710 And once they figured out what exact infection 00:52:48.710 --> 00:52:51.110 I had and they targeted the medication, I got 00:52:51.110 --> 00:52:55.110 better a lot faster. Yeah. But that was a rough 00:52:55.110 --> 00:52:57.550 week and a half, let me tell you. Oh, I bet. 00:52:57.809 --> 00:53:02.909 Yeah. Yeah, I remember that. All right, okay. 00:53:03.820 --> 00:53:06.239 No, we're all glad you're better. I'm glad, too. 00:53:06.300 --> 00:53:09.440 Thank you. Yeah, if not, it'd have been one douchebag. 00:53:09.679 --> 00:53:13.239 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was one of those times 00:53:13.239 --> 00:53:15.619 I disappeared from the podcast. I was in intensive 00:53:15.619 --> 00:53:20.840 care for a while. Didn't help. No, I forget what 00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:24.659 story we made up about it, but I was in the hospital 00:53:24.659 --> 00:53:27.119 trying not to die. I'd have to go back and listen 00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:29.300 to old episodes. I'm sure we came up with something 00:53:29.300 --> 00:53:33.829 very fucked up. Yeah, yeah. The next one would 00:53:33.829 --> 00:53:41.949 be Toe Jam's foot deodorant spray. Wow. Just 00:53:41.949 --> 00:53:44.369 on a side note, imagine what a different career 00:53:44.369 --> 00:53:46.730 the band would have had if they called themselves 00:53:46.730 --> 00:53:49.750 Toe Jam instead of Pearl Jam. Oh, gosh, yeah. 00:53:49.949 --> 00:53:50.730 Totally different career. I would have bought 00:53:50.730 --> 00:53:53.289 every record instead of not buying every record. 00:53:55.440 --> 00:53:57.079 They're like, hey, what are you listening to? 00:53:57.199 --> 00:54:02.440 Toe Jam? What? You're awesome, dude. Wow. I bought 00:54:02.440 --> 00:54:04.559 one of their albums, and then somebody gave me 00:54:04.559 --> 00:54:06.219 two others, and they were both pretty awful. 00:54:06.539 --> 00:54:08.460 What, Pearl Jam? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:54:08.500 --> 00:54:10.860 I bought one also, Vitology. It's like Vitology 00:54:10.860 --> 00:54:14.519 and Versus were both pretty poor. It's like a 00:54:14.519 --> 00:54:17.480 whole bunch of unfinished songs. Yeah. That's 00:54:17.480 --> 00:54:20.809 what it sounded like. The song Blood. So yeah, 00:54:20.909 --> 00:54:23.210 it should not be on that album though. It is 00:54:23.210 --> 00:54:26.070 so it's just like why did they just throw this 00:54:26.070 --> 00:54:29.309 in with? elderly woman behind the counter at 00:54:29.309 --> 00:54:32.650 a convenience store You know what? I mean, it's 00:54:32.650 --> 00:54:34.769 just so weird. Yeah, it's like you take out one 00:54:34.769 --> 00:54:38.369 song And then you take blood and it's like what 00:54:38.369 --> 00:54:41.170 are they trying to get to on this old vitology 00:54:41.170 --> 00:54:44.199 album? I don't know. Probably lots of drugs involved. 00:54:44.440 --> 00:54:46.099 Yeah, probably so. Let's see what we can get 00:54:46.099 --> 00:54:48.880 away with. They're probably on that Pearl Jam 00:54:48.880 --> 00:54:51.420 a little too much. Yeah, hallucinogenic jelly. 00:54:51.940 --> 00:54:54.059 Or maybe they're like, this guy needs some songwriting 00:54:54.059 --> 00:54:56.719 credits because he's broke, so let's put a piece 00:54:56.719 --> 00:54:58.440 of shit on the album and give him some writing 00:54:58.440 --> 00:54:59.820 credits. Since we're the rage right now, they'll 00:54:59.820 --> 00:55:02.039 buy it anyhow. Yep. That's right. All right. 00:55:02.400 --> 00:55:06.480 The next one that AI created for horrible products 00:55:06.480 --> 00:55:14.670 is Sludge Light Diet Soda. I don't think I'd 00:55:14.670 --> 00:55:17.050 be buying any of that. Anything sludge -like, 00:55:17.150 --> 00:55:21.969 I don't want to drink. Just no. Just no. Nope. 00:55:23.489 --> 00:55:26.969 Nope, I'm all out on that one. What do you want, 00:55:27.050 --> 00:55:30.070 sludge? You need some sludge on the rocks? Oh, 00:55:30.070 --> 00:55:34.869 that sounds great. I'll take a double. I want 00:55:34.869 --> 00:55:38.860 a sludge spritzer. How about a slug smoothie? 00:55:39.219 --> 00:55:41.760 And a twist of lime. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, a slug 00:55:41.760 --> 00:55:44.260 smoothie with extra kale. Yeah, with extra kale. 00:55:45.159 --> 00:55:48.079 Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, you have to come up maybe 00:55:48.079 --> 00:55:49.960 on Sunday night and you're going to have to tell 00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:52.300 the story about how you escaped the kale, being 00:55:52.300 --> 00:55:54.300 a prisoner of the kale. Yes, that's true. I remember 00:55:54.300 --> 00:55:56.239 being a prisoner of the kale. I smuggled out 00:55:56.239 --> 00:55:59.480 that one tape. Yeah, and then we heard a bunch 00:55:59.480 --> 00:56:01.519 of noise and you disappeared for a while again. 00:56:01.860 --> 00:56:03.679 Yeah, yeah. There's still parts of that I don't 00:56:03.679 --> 00:56:06.769 remember. I think they were using some... the 00:56:06.769 --> 00:56:08.969 electroconvulsive therapy to disrupt my memory. 00:56:09.190 --> 00:56:12.550 Yeah. Yeah, they did. They did. I saw some video 00:56:12.550 --> 00:56:15.730 on that. It was horrible. Yeah. Maybe I don't 00:56:15.730 --> 00:56:18.409 want to remember. I think so, especially when 00:56:18.409 --> 00:56:21.329 they make you touch kale. Yes. Oh, I mean, I 00:56:21.329 --> 00:56:24.690 saw the grimace and the pain on your face. Yeah. 00:56:25.530 --> 00:56:28.630 Oh man, I'm sorry. Are you okay? I still have 00:56:28.630 --> 00:56:31.570 PTSD about it. I would too. They actually put 00:56:31.570 --> 00:56:35.050 your skin on that nasty shit. I'm so sorry. And 00:56:35.050 --> 00:56:37.190 when the cameras were off, they actually rubbed 00:56:37.190 --> 00:56:41.989 it on my anus. It actually improved the flavor 00:56:41.989 --> 00:56:43.949 of the kale. Well, I'm glad they took care of 00:56:43.949 --> 00:56:46.010 their crops and there wasn't any poison ivy in 00:56:46.010 --> 00:56:48.989 it. They took care of the kale, huh? Did it turn 00:56:48.989 --> 00:56:51.590 into cauliflower after that? Yeah, pretty much. 00:56:55.110 --> 00:56:58.090 All right, the next one would be Grandpa's Unfiltered 00:56:58.090 --> 00:57:02.090 Energy Drink. Oh, unfiltered makes it sound dangerous. 00:57:02.349 --> 00:57:05.030 Yeah, it does. Like maybe a little bit of remnants 00:57:05.030 --> 00:57:07.590 of rye and whiskey in there. Yeah, maybe a little 00:57:07.590 --> 00:57:10.289 chewing tobacco juice. Oh, probably, probably, 00:57:10.510 --> 00:57:14.130 yeah. And it depends on if you put it in a different 00:57:14.130 --> 00:57:15.690 container. There might even be a little urine 00:57:15.690 --> 00:57:17.260 in there, you know. Well, this is true. This 00:57:17.260 --> 00:57:19.000 is true. Anything to give you that get up and 00:57:19.000 --> 00:57:21.280 go. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, sometimes Grandpa 00:57:21.280 --> 00:57:22.639 doesn't want to get out of his chair because 00:57:22.639 --> 00:57:25.000 his back hurts. Yeah. Yeah, so he'll find, like, 00:57:25.019 --> 00:57:28.360 a bottle that's suited for him. So if he's stuck 00:57:28.360 --> 00:57:30.059 in one of them, he might even have traces of 00:57:30.059 --> 00:57:32.179 urine. Don't drink from that one, kid. That's 00:57:32.179 --> 00:57:35.019 not a piss jar. Leave my piss jar alone, boy. 00:57:35.099 --> 00:57:37.380 Where you going at? I won't need that, man. I 00:57:37.380 --> 00:57:39.599 just drank a two -liter fucking Diet Dr. Pepper. 00:57:43.470 --> 00:57:47.630 Yeah. Oh, Diet Dr. Pepper sets the soul straight. 00:57:47.849 --> 00:57:51.489 Yeah. Good shit. Almost as good as Bubba Cola. 00:57:51.750 --> 00:57:56.090 Oh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah. Who produced that? I 00:57:56.090 --> 00:57:59.489 think that was a Walmart thing. Was it? I remember 00:57:59.489 --> 00:58:02.969 you get it down around Lake Truman, Truman Reservoir. 00:58:03.050 --> 00:58:06.070 Yeah, you could clean rust off of anything with 00:58:06.070 --> 00:58:09.170 that Bubba Cola. That's pretty rough stuff. Yeah, 00:58:09.250 --> 00:58:10.750 I don't know where they got it from, but it's 00:58:10.750 --> 00:58:17.070 fucking horrible. Yeah, that stuff is horrible. 00:58:17.809 --> 00:58:26.710 The next one. Oops, all aftertaste cereal. What? 00:58:27.269 --> 00:58:30.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be interesting, 00:58:30.519 --> 00:58:32.420 though. You eat it, it doesn't have any flavor, 00:58:32.539 --> 00:58:34.500 you swallow it, and then like a moment later 00:58:34.500 --> 00:58:39.199 it's like, I taste it now. Oh, wow. It's motor 00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:45.679 oil and tanned leather. With a tinge of sage 00:58:45.679 --> 00:58:48.519 and black pepper. Oh, yes. Yeah, you've got to 00:58:48.519 --> 00:58:53.130 have it. What's this? What's that? K -Y chili? 00:58:53.429 --> 00:58:55.710 Oh, yeah. Sure. It tastes like K -Y. What's that 00:58:55.710 --> 00:59:02.329 other? Oh. Oh. Oh. All right. The next one would 00:59:02.329 --> 00:59:05.590 be of the AI Horrible products would be Nana's 00:59:05.590 --> 00:59:11.750 Questionable Mayo. You know, I think that's something 00:59:11.750 --> 00:59:13.909 I would stay away from completely. Yeah. Kind 00:59:13.909 --> 00:59:20.809 of like gas station sushi. Oh, God. Yes. That's 00:59:20.809 --> 00:59:23.670 just... Just the description is like, yeah, okay, 00:59:23.829 --> 00:59:26.070 ow. And you see the guy slopping it out, scratching 00:59:26.070 --> 00:59:29.809 his inner nose without gloves. Digging for gold. 00:59:29.969 --> 00:59:36.050 Yeah, like, ooh. That's okay, that's just sushi 00:59:36.050 --> 00:59:39.670 rice. Yeah. They didn't tapeworm this sushi rice. 00:59:39.949 --> 00:59:47.699 Yeah. I'm grossing myself out. That was pretty 00:59:47.699 --> 00:59:50.219 good. That was good. That grossed me out too. 00:59:50.280 --> 00:59:55.239 That was excellent. Wow. The next one would be 00:59:55.239 --> 01:00:01.400 regret -o's frozen burritos. You know Rob speaks 01:00:01.400 --> 01:00:05.239 of Hickamoe Country Store? Yeah. Okay. They have 01:00:05.239 --> 01:00:07.119 burritos there because I was in Wheatland, Missouri 01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:09.699 a long time ago for a car race. We met some friends 01:00:09.699 --> 01:00:12.219 over there. Okay. And they have a racetrack, 01:00:12.219 --> 01:00:17.460 a Lucas Oil racetrack there. And they sold burritos. 01:00:17.500 --> 01:00:19.559 It tasted very good, but they would destroy the 01:00:19.559 --> 01:00:23.500 inside of your car if left unattended. Oh, yeah. 01:00:24.579 --> 01:00:29.460 Yeah, I'm glad it was a warm, late May day that 01:00:29.460 --> 01:00:33.659 I had the window stamped. Yeah. Yeah, I traded 01:00:33.659 --> 01:00:36.639 the car in not long after that. I would think. 01:00:37.059 --> 01:00:39.639 There are burritos there, although they tasted 01:00:39.639 --> 01:00:42.119 great. And Rob did inform me you can have queso 01:00:42.119 --> 01:00:45.119 put on them. I didn't know that. Wow. Those are 01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:49.619 regrettos they use, I'm pretty sure. Next one 01:00:49.619 --> 01:00:56.059 is Dr. Damp's Mattress Freshener. Oh. I think 01:00:56.059 --> 01:00:59.880 AI got that one perfectly there. That's so bad. 01:01:02.179 --> 01:01:05.699 Yeah, damp and bedding is nothing. You don't 01:01:05.699 --> 01:01:10.170 want those words going together. No. No. I've 01:01:10.170 --> 01:01:13.110 spent some nights camping, and you wake up in 01:01:13.110 --> 01:01:16.050 the morning, and the dew is warm, and everything 01:01:16.050 --> 01:01:19.670 is damp. Your clothes, your sleeping bag, the 01:01:19.670 --> 01:01:22.989 inside, everything is just wet. And that's just 01:01:22.989 --> 01:01:28.789 clean water. Yeah, yeah. Anything else? I don't 01:01:28.789 --> 01:01:31.610 know. Any other type of fluid, bodily or not? 01:01:31.750 --> 01:01:35.409 No, thanks. No, thanks. The next one would be 01:01:35.409 --> 01:01:40.449 Bland Aid Seasoning Mix. Oh, that's good. Blandade. 01:01:40.610 --> 01:01:42.690 Yeah, Blandade. Yeah, that makes you start thinking 01:01:42.690 --> 01:01:45.369 of Band -Aid. Only Blandade. And the word Bland, 01:01:45.409 --> 01:01:47.170 yeah, oh, that would be good. I would have to 01:01:47.170 --> 01:01:49.570 say AI has done, they did a pretty good job. 01:01:49.570 --> 01:01:53.170 Yeah, they did. Not bad. I think I'm going to 01:01:53.170 --> 01:01:56.449 do the AI stuff a regular feature where I figure 01:01:56.449 --> 01:01:58.230 out something to ask it and they give it the 01:01:58.230 --> 01:02:03.489 answers. Yeah. I think it's incumbent on all 01:02:03.489 --> 01:02:05.610 of us to try to do everything possible to corrupt 01:02:05.610 --> 01:02:08.210 AI wherever possible. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. 01:02:08.250 --> 01:02:10.309 I'm trying to give it these horrible ideas already. 01:02:10.550 --> 01:02:12.670 Yeah. That way I can just walk in the room and 01:02:12.670 --> 01:02:15.849 go, hey, boss, yeah, here's a list of foot odor. 01:02:17.289 --> 01:02:21.010 Hey, thanks, AI. I appreciate it. Here's the 01:02:21.010 --> 01:02:24.309 top ten worst smells known to man. Here's the 01:02:24.309 --> 01:02:27.469 worst places on the body you can have a boil. 01:02:29.949 --> 01:02:31.829 That's the next one I'm going to ask. Yeah, I'm 01:02:31.829 --> 01:02:34.650 going to do the one about worst smells. Yeah, 01:02:34.650 --> 01:02:36.610 oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to write that 01:02:36.610 --> 01:02:41.269 down. Will you write mine down too? Worst smells. 01:02:41.809 --> 01:02:48.489 And worst place on the body to have a boil. And 01:02:48.489 --> 01:02:50.530 I might ask you later what you wrote down so 01:02:50.530 --> 01:02:54.309 I can put it in my phone. Yeah. I have to do 01:02:54.309 --> 01:02:55.869 that all the time. If I don't write it down pretty 01:02:55.869 --> 01:02:57.889 quick, I forget it. No, I do it all the time. 01:02:57.909 --> 01:03:00.869 It drives me nuts. The next one would be gut 01:03:00.869 --> 01:03:07.510 rumble kombucha. Absolutely. Gut rumble is a 01:03:07.510 --> 01:03:11.590 good word. Yes, it is. Have you ever tried kombucha? 01:03:12.110 --> 01:03:17.519 Yes. Oh, it's fermented like... produce of some 01:03:17.519 --> 01:03:20.539 sort. And it can be made into tea. It can be 01:03:20.539 --> 01:03:22.780 made into all different types of things and people 01:03:22.780 --> 01:03:25.820 use it for everything. Yeah, it is definitely 01:03:25.820 --> 01:03:31.920 spicy and it's unstable. I call it like food 01:03:31.920 --> 01:03:35.840 nitroglycerin. I mean, fermented foods are supposed 01:03:35.840 --> 01:03:38.079 to be really good for you, but there's ways to 01:03:38.079 --> 01:03:41.320 get them that don't taste ugly and nasty. Kombucha 01:03:41.320 --> 01:03:43.420 is not one of them in my opinion. I know a lot 01:03:43.420 --> 01:03:44.920 of people like them, but they're also stupid. 01:03:46.480 --> 01:03:50.920 In my opinion. All right, how about Chew Nasty 01:03:50.920 --> 01:03:54.260 Bubblegum? Now, that is comparable to Babble 01:03:54.260 --> 01:03:57.179 Snatch. Wow. You know, you could switch that 01:03:57.179 --> 01:04:00.699 around and call it Nasty Chew, so it would sound 01:04:00.699 --> 01:04:05.460 almost anti -Semitic. Oh! What are you doing? 01:04:05.559 --> 01:04:07.780 Oh, it's some of that nasty chew. Hey, we don't 01:04:07.780 --> 01:04:09.920 talk like that around here. No, Chew with a C 01:04:09.920 --> 01:04:14.460 -H. Oh, okay. That's like the sofa kingdom. Yeah. 01:04:18.440 --> 01:04:21.079 Or see you next Tuesday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:04:24.179 --> 01:04:25.820 You know, my wife didn't know what that meant. 01:04:26.119 --> 01:04:28.320 You know, I'd heard it during... The see you 01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:30.460 next Tuesday? Uh -huh. Oh, my gosh, that is so 01:04:30.460 --> 01:04:33.960 common. Yeah, it was on an episode of a medical 01:04:33.960 --> 01:04:36.280 show where a guy kept telling this gal that he 01:04:36.280 --> 01:04:37.659 liked, you know, said, I'm going to tell you 01:04:37.659 --> 01:04:39.559 every Tuesday that I like you and I'd like to 01:04:39.559 --> 01:04:42.000 date you. And it's not stalking, harassing, because 01:04:42.000 --> 01:04:44.440 I'm just telling you once every Tuesday. And 01:04:44.440 --> 01:04:47.420 she said... Fine, thanks. See you next Tuesday. 01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:50.659 So she called him a cunt right to his face on 01:04:50.659 --> 01:04:52.820 broadcast TV, and my wife didn't understand. 01:04:52.880 --> 01:04:55.539 I said, that's see you next. Oh, did everybody 01:04:55.539 --> 01:04:58.380 laugh? They understood that? There was no laugh 01:04:58.380 --> 01:05:01.179 track on the show. Oh, okay. But I said, you 01:05:01.179 --> 01:05:04.800 know, think of the letters, see you next Tuesday. 01:05:04.820 --> 01:05:07.599 I said, oh, that's what that means. Didn't that 01:05:07.599 --> 01:05:10.460 originate from radio? I think so. Yeah, so people 01:05:10.460 --> 01:05:12.639 could say that, and everyone would know what 01:05:12.639 --> 01:05:15.179 they're saying, but they couldn't. Yep. Like, 01:05:15.179 --> 01:05:18.920 so fucking, and all that. Yeah. Or calling somebody 01:05:18.920 --> 01:05:24.519 a cunning runt. Or a cum dunk. Yes. Yeah. Yes. 01:05:25.380 --> 01:05:29.320 All right. So we all have from Nasty Chew. Yeah, 01:05:29.320 --> 01:05:34.559 okay. Tummy trouble trail mix. Hey, you can leave 01:05:34.559 --> 01:05:39.880 a trail. Yeah, you could. Off the trail. Just 01:05:39.880 --> 01:05:43.320 follow the diarrhea splats on the way back. Yes. 01:05:45.559 --> 01:05:48.380 That's right. I like it. I also love the name 01:05:48.380 --> 01:05:51.480 Tummy Trouble. I think it's pretty cute. It sounds 01:05:51.480 --> 01:05:54.179 so cute and so friendly. What do you got there? 01:05:54.239 --> 01:05:56.519 Oh, some tummy trouble? Little cartoony kids 01:05:56.519 --> 01:05:59.059 on the label with green faces. I can see like 01:05:59.059 --> 01:06:01.239 a little Charlie Brown looking guy. Yeah. With 01:06:01.239 --> 01:06:04.260 his stomach like showing vibrations. Yep. And 01:06:04.260 --> 01:06:06.320 he got his finger up like he's getting ready 01:06:06.320 --> 01:06:09.420 to ask a question. His cheeks are all puffed 01:06:09.420 --> 01:06:11.539 out because he's trying to hold the barf back. 01:06:11.760 --> 01:06:14.900 Yeah, that's right. There we go. We already got 01:06:14.900 --> 01:06:19.800 it. We need to ask AI to come up with a... That's 01:06:19.800 --> 01:06:23.099 what I'm going to do. I'm going to ask AI to 01:06:23.099 --> 01:06:26.440 come up with labels. Labels. Yeah, food labels. 01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:29.880 Food labels. That'd be even better. That's going 01:06:29.880 --> 01:06:31.199 to be good. And I'm going to find horrible foods 01:06:31.199 --> 01:06:33.360 to make it give a description what it's like. 01:06:33.539 --> 01:06:35.260 Yeah. But you've got to put it in right. You've 01:06:35.260 --> 01:06:38.000 got to put like it'll add like, would you like 01:06:38.000 --> 01:06:41.760 a new darker side one? Would you like a professional 01:06:41.760 --> 01:06:44.739 one? Would you like a spreadsheet? Yeah. There's 01:06:44.739 --> 01:06:46.260 different ways you can take it, too, because 01:06:46.260 --> 01:06:51.739 it'll ask you. Wow. Okay, how about soggy bottom 01:06:51.739 --> 01:06:56.179 paper towels? Ooh. Yeah. That could also be used 01:06:56.179 --> 01:06:58.260 as diapers, too. This is true. This is true. 01:06:59.539 --> 01:07:01.239 Then you only just rinse them out and use them 01:07:01.239 --> 01:07:05.340 to wipe up a spill. Yeah, yeah. Hey, what are 01:07:05.340 --> 01:07:07.059 you getting? Oh, I gotta go get some soggy bottoms. 01:07:07.460 --> 01:07:10.800 Oh, okay. Would you give me a... Give me some 01:07:10.800 --> 01:07:15.019 Chew Nasty. And how about some Nana Questionable 01:07:15.019 --> 01:07:19.019 Mayo Dip while you're there? And some Regrettos. 01:07:19.039 --> 01:07:22.380 Oh, those frozen burritos are so good. Oh, oh, 01:07:22.380 --> 01:07:26.519 oh. And a couple of 12s of Sledge Light. Yeah. 01:07:29.539 --> 01:07:33.059 Mmm, Sledge Light. I love that. That's little 01:07:33.059 --> 01:07:35.780 Billy's favorite. Hey, Billy, what do you want? 01:07:35.940 --> 01:07:42.880 Sledge Light! Hang on, little Billy. All right, 01:07:43.039 --> 01:07:46.380 the next one would be Mild Disappointment Coffee. 01:07:48.239 --> 01:07:51.860 I've had a few of them. Yeah, absolutely. This 01:07:51.860 --> 01:07:54.539 new protein coffee drink that I got, pretty much 01:07:54.539 --> 01:07:58.659 so. It's coffee, it's zero coffee, you know, 01:07:58.659 --> 01:08:00.719 it doesn't have any sugar in it. But then when 01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:03.699 they add that protein, it's just, it is a stomachache 01:08:03.699 --> 01:08:07.320 in a can. With that caffeine, all that caffeine 01:08:07.320 --> 01:08:10.400 in that, no thank you. They've got that mushroom 01:08:10.400 --> 01:08:13.900 coffee out now. It's like dried, pulverized mushrooms 01:08:13.900 --> 01:08:17.880 mixed with instant coffee. Yeah, I've heard mixed 01:08:17.880 --> 01:08:20.159 things. I don't know, I'm kind of afraid to try 01:08:20.159 --> 01:08:23.960 it. I'm not a mushroom fan anyhow. I don't like 01:08:23.960 --> 01:08:33.920 fungus. so yeah um the next one is oh okay all 01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:36.300 right i got prescription ready sorry about that 01:08:36.300 --> 01:08:42.390 okay um Shark Guard active wear. That one I love. 01:08:42.529 --> 01:08:45.449 Yeah, I think some football players probably 01:08:45.449 --> 01:08:47.850 need that. Yeah, I think so. There's been quite 01:08:47.850 --> 01:08:49.670 a few of them. They just crap their pants right 01:08:49.670 --> 01:08:51.649 there on the field. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:08:52.090 --> 01:08:54.409 Have you seen some of the footage, too? Oh, yeah. 01:08:54.710 --> 01:08:58.489 Yeah. This poor guy in white pants. He leaps 01:08:58.489 --> 01:09:01.119 up to jump into the end zone. He gets hit. And 01:09:01.119 --> 01:09:03.800 you can see the brown stain just instantly appear 01:09:03.800 --> 01:09:06.920 between his butt cheeks. The field sucks as they 01:09:06.920 --> 01:09:10.020 keep playing. Yep. They're like, I don't care. 01:09:10.420 --> 01:09:12.539 Let them stick their face in there. They ain't 01:09:12.539 --> 01:09:15.479 going to tackle me now. No. Let's see Biggin 01:09:15.479 --> 01:09:19.800 bite me now. That's what needed to happen. Just 01:09:19.800 --> 01:09:21.739 shit right in his face. That needed to happen 01:09:21.739 --> 01:09:34.410 to Biggin. Next one. Sad whip top bill. Yeah, 01:09:34.410 --> 01:09:36.930 yeah, yeah. That one was okay. You think a whip 01:09:36.930 --> 01:09:38.930 topping is being happy instead of sad? Instead 01:09:38.930 --> 01:09:42.630 of sad. It's got like a little... A little disappointed 01:09:42.630 --> 01:09:48.689 blob. Yeah. A guy in the corner. They have one 01:09:48.689 --> 01:09:51.069 of those blob fish be its mascots. Oh, yeah. 01:09:51.829 --> 01:09:54.149 Hey, look, is that sad whip? I haven't seen that 01:09:54.149 --> 01:09:56.409 in a while. Yeah, that's sad whip. Yeah, it's 01:09:56.409 --> 01:09:58.289 making me sad just looking at it. Yeah, well, 01:09:58.350 --> 01:10:04.510 I'm real sad. Alright, next one. Oops, it burns 01:10:04.510 --> 01:10:09.449 sunscreen. Tell you what, AI worked a little 01:10:09.449 --> 01:10:13.010 overtime on this. That was pretty good. This 01:10:13.010 --> 01:10:16.229 next one's my favorite out of this whole list 01:10:16.229 --> 01:10:20.869 of AI stuff. Moist and suspicious seafood spread. 01:10:22.609 --> 01:10:26.109 Wow, that's like three warnings right there. 01:10:26.779 --> 01:10:28.300 Oh, no, no, this is my favorite one right here. 01:10:28.439 --> 01:10:34.640 Budget burial caskets. That's good. Thank you, 01:10:34.659 --> 01:10:38.159 chatbot GPT, for that fine list of questionable 01:10:38.159 --> 01:10:41.859 products. All right, Topher, let's turn this 01:10:41.859 --> 01:10:46.180 over to you. You've got some stuff. Yeah. I kind 01:10:46.180 --> 01:10:48.079 of want to have a slightly different conversation 01:10:48.079 --> 01:10:51.729 about stolen land. You know, since Billie Eilish 01:10:51.729 --> 01:10:54.229 has been talking about it lately, and then all 01:10:54.229 --> 01:10:56.529 of a sudden people want to join her on her stolen 01:10:56.529 --> 01:10:58.909 land, because they're not illegal there, apparently. 01:10:59.189 --> 01:11:01.750 Next, we've got Joe Burrow's hairstyles. Ooh, 01:11:01.970 --> 01:11:04.229 that's a good one. There's a lot of them. Anyway, 01:11:04.270 --> 01:11:07.430 go ahead about the stolen land. Yeah, so, you 01:11:07.430 --> 01:11:09.470 know, Billie said there's no one illegal on stolen 01:11:09.470 --> 01:11:13.699 land. And then the Tongva people said, you're 01:11:13.699 --> 01:11:15.600 right, that's our land that was stolen from us. 01:11:15.600 --> 01:11:17.420 You need to give it back or at least reference 01:11:17.420 --> 01:11:20.119 us when you talk about stolen land and tell everyone 01:11:20.119 --> 01:11:21.739 that you're living on our land that was stolen. 01:11:22.460 --> 01:11:24.739 And then several people showed up saying, hey, 01:11:24.760 --> 01:11:26.720 if I'm not illegal on stolen land, then I get 01:11:26.720 --> 01:11:29.979 to live here too. I love that. Suddenly Billie 01:11:29.979 --> 01:11:32.479 Eilish was all in favor of law enforcement because 01:11:32.479 --> 01:11:35.060 she called the cops on these people. So suddenly 01:11:35.060 --> 01:11:37.560 law enforcement isn't fuck you anymore. It's 01:11:37.560 --> 01:11:39.579 come here and do what I want you to do. Yeah. 01:11:40.109 --> 01:11:44.050 So anyway, but what I wanted to ask about is 01:11:44.050 --> 01:11:48.090 how far back do we go looking for the original 01:11:48.090 --> 01:11:51.750 owners of this land? Because the Tongva people 01:11:51.750 --> 01:11:53.930 who claimed that was their ancestral land, they 01:11:53.930 --> 01:11:57.810 took it from somebody else by force. Yeah. And 01:11:57.810 --> 01:11:59.970 those people took it from somebody before them 01:11:59.970 --> 01:12:02.369 by force. In fact, the land we're on right now, 01:12:02.369 --> 01:12:04.229 right here in the city market, once belonged 01:12:04.229 --> 01:12:06.920 to somebody else. And it was taken away from 01:12:06.920 --> 01:12:10.340 them by force or violence. Yeah. Not every transaction 01:12:10.340 --> 01:12:13.300 is a legal sale. There's a lot of them where 01:12:13.300 --> 01:12:15.319 they just took the land. So how far back do we 01:12:15.319 --> 01:12:18.460 go before we say, okay, you're the original owner? 01:12:19.159 --> 01:12:21.140 No, I know. And that's one of the things that 01:12:21.140 --> 01:12:25.399 gets me is, okay, the You First movement is what 01:12:25.399 --> 01:12:28.260 we're both on, and I agree with it 100%. Yeah. 01:12:28.319 --> 01:12:31.439 Okay, if you really believe in these. You first. 01:12:31.699 --> 01:12:34.159 Yeah. So Billie Eilish has to give up her land 01:12:34.159 --> 01:12:37.479 before I consider doing anything. Yep. And her 01:12:37.479 --> 01:12:39.779 mom has to give up her house on stolen land. 01:12:39.899 --> 01:12:43.060 Yes. Everybody else has to. Yeah. Yeah. But no, 01:12:43.220 --> 01:12:45.819 then I don't want to hear shit from her. Absolutely. 01:12:46.479 --> 01:12:49.699 And what also seems to happen is the people who 01:12:49.699 --> 01:12:52.220 are talking about the stolen land will only go 01:12:52.220 --> 01:12:57.899 back far enough until they find a popular marginalized 01:12:57.899 --> 01:13:01.369 group that they can champion. Yes. And that's 01:13:01.369 --> 01:13:02.210 what they're looking for. Native Americans is 01:13:02.210 --> 01:13:04.810 like the popular one. They're specifically looking 01:13:04.810 --> 01:13:07.590 for someone that they can champion and say, look, 01:13:07.750 --> 01:13:09.710 you stole their land. But, oh, yeah, they stole 01:13:09.710 --> 01:13:11.590 it from somebody else. So why aren't you talking 01:13:11.590 --> 01:13:13.689 about that? Yeah, they're not looking way back 01:13:13.689 --> 01:13:16.909 when it was all one continent. No. It hasn't 01:13:16.909 --> 01:13:19.829 even broke apart yet. How about the cavemen? 01:13:19.869 --> 01:13:21.810 Let's find their descendants. Give it to them. 01:13:22.050 --> 01:13:25.579 Yeah. I mean. 10 ,000 years ago, there were people 01:13:25.579 --> 01:13:29.020 living right here, gathering food, hunting resources, 01:13:29.500 --> 01:13:32.239 living green. Somebody came along and kicked 01:13:32.239 --> 01:13:35.899 them off. It was their land. Yeah, that's right. 01:13:36.199 --> 01:13:39.399 It doesn't belong to whatever tribe or this ever 01:13:39.399 --> 01:13:42.239 whatever. It's like, no, go back farther. Conquering 01:13:42.239 --> 01:13:44.869 is fair game. It is. That's the way it is. Yeah. 01:13:44.970 --> 01:13:47.909 And it's in the animal world and it's also in 01:13:47.909 --> 01:13:49.729 the human world. It's in the plant world. It's 01:13:49.729 --> 01:13:52.250 in the plant world. Yeah. Invasive species come 01:13:52.250 --> 01:13:55.430 in, take over, kill everything out. Are you going 01:13:55.430 --> 01:13:57.789 to go lecture Kudzu about getting out of the 01:13:57.789 --> 01:14:00.010 South? That's a good one, yeah. All this viney 01:14:00.010 --> 01:14:01.609 climbing shit. What good is just stealing everything? 01:14:01.930 --> 01:14:04.829 Yeah. You angry vine, you're on stolen land. 01:14:05.119 --> 01:14:09.479 That's bullshit. Oh, but wait a second. Humans 01:14:09.479 --> 01:14:11.960 are held to a completely different standard than 01:14:11.960 --> 01:14:14.899 any other living creature in existence for some 01:14:14.899 --> 01:14:18.199 weird reason. Well, I want to go to... Okay, 01:14:18.340 --> 01:14:21.039 we can go into this, but also, let's do this, 01:14:21.159 --> 01:14:24.279 okay? Yeah. What is the psychology behind someone 01:14:24.279 --> 01:14:26.800 suddenly getting self -righteous? Why do you 01:14:26.800 --> 01:14:29.439 think that fucking happens? They all seem to 01:14:29.439 --> 01:14:33.779 do it, and they're all just full of shit. Setting 01:14:33.779 --> 01:14:37.319 aside the business decision, business reasons. 01:14:38.170 --> 01:14:40.770 For emotional reasons, for a lot of people, it's 01:14:40.770 --> 01:14:43.109 a self -esteem boost. You see, because I know 01:14:43.109 --> 01:14:45.510 it's business, but I think it's less business 01:14:45.510 --> 01:14:47.750 than we think. Yeah. I think it's more people 01:14:47.750 --> 01:14:50.569 trying to act super important and grandstanding. 01:14:50.970 --> 01:14:52.949 There's something about grandstanding that makes 01:14:52.949 --> 01:14:55.510 someone feel good. There's a certain group of 01:14:55.510 --> 01:14:58.609 people that they want approval of, and they will 01:14:58.609 --> 01:15:00.949 do or say whatever it takes to get their approval. 01:15:01.130 --> 01:15:03.010 Whether they believe it or not doesn't matter. 01:15:03.109 --> 01:15:05.130 They will talk themselves into believing it, 01:15:05.170 --> 01:15:07.600 and I think that's... What Billie Eilish was 01:15:07.600 --> 01:15:11.340 doing was, I will be popular with this group 01:15:11.340 --> 01:15:14.119 of people if I say, fuck ICE and everyone's on 01:15:14.119 --> 01:15:17.699 stolen land. And she never even bothered to think 01:15:17.699 --> 01:15:19.960 about what the consequences might be. She probably 01:15:19.960 --> 01:15:22.060 thought, I'm a cute little girl, no one's going 01:15:22.060 --> 01:15:26.560 to get mad at me. You're right. Guess what? People 01:15:26.560 --> 01:15:29.079 got mad at her. Yeah. But yeah, I think she was 01:15:29.079 --> 01:15:31.619 trying to gain approval from the people that 01:15:31.619 --> 01:15:36.600 she wants approval from. Yeah. And really, at 01:15:36.600 --> 01:15:40.779 its basic level, she was doing it for herself. 01:15:41.300 --> 01:15:44.479 Yes, I agree. Absolutely doing it for herself. 01:15:44.600 --> 01:15:47.840 She was getting something out of it. And she 01:15:47.840 --> 01:15:49.640 didn't get what she thought she was going to 01:15:49.640 --> 01:15:51.539 get, and now she's all pissed. If she really 01:15:51.539 --> 01:15:54.760 felt committed to this ideology, she wouldn't 01:15:54.760 --> 01:15:56.640 give a shit about all the flack she's getting. 01:15:56.800 --> 01:15:58.640 She'd just be saying, oh well, deal with it. 01:15:58.989 --> 01:16:00.930 Instead, she's pissed off. She's threatening 01:16:00.930 --> 01:16:03.689 to sue. She's hiding. I know. It's because she 01:16:03.689 --> 01:16:06.470 never blamed it to begin with. I never thought 01:16:06.470 --> 01:16:09.050 she looked that intelligent to start with. She's 01:16:09.050 --> 01:16:11.670 got a blank look on her face constantly. She's 01:16:11.670 --> 01:16:14.369 another one of those people who has a certain 01:16:14.369 --> 01:16:17.550 look that can be sold and will do whatever she's 01:16:17.550 --> 01:16:20.850 told to do, and she's being marketed and exploited. 01:16:21.109 --> 01:16:23.109 Yeah, well, one day she looks like a fucking 01:16:23.109 --> 01:16:25.930 Ebola yarn, and the next day she looks feminine, 01:16:26.010 --> 01:16:28.149 and the next day she looks like a sock. Yeah. 01:16:28.310 --> 01:16:30.449 And she's being told what to look like. Yeah. 01:16:30.569 --> 01:16:33.310 Yeah. Today, we want you to pander to this group. 01:16:33.489 --> 01:16:35.270 Yes. Tomorrow, you're going to be pandering to 01:16:35.270 --> 01:16:36.890 a different group. Yes. And don't worry, the 01:16:36.890 --> 01:16:39.750 money's coming in. Yeah. That's Billie Eilish's 01:16:39.750 --> 01:16:41.909 life. Yeah. And to think that she actually believes 01:16:41.909 --> 01:16:44.069 in anything, stands for anything, that's just 01:16:44.069 --> 01:16:46.050 kind of wishful thinking. No, and then, I mean, 01:16:46.069 --> 01:16:48.470 like you said, the Tonga Indian tribe came up 01:16:48.470 --> 01:16:50.590 and said, hey, that's our land, so I want to 01:16:50.590 --> 01:16:55.909 see her start first. She has the perfect opportunity 01:16:55.909 --> 01:16:59.430 to show the world how it needs to be done. And 01:16:59.430 --> 01:17:02.670 even if she doesn't know who originally really 01:17:02.670 --> 01:17:05.590 owns that land, she knows for sure that she doesn't. 01:17:05.590 --> 01:17:08.069 So she should give it up, let it be held in a 01:17:08.069 --> 01:17:10.109 conservatorship until the true owners can be 01:17:10.109 --> 01:17:12.529 found. Let's say she hands it over to the Tonga 01:17:12.529 --> 01:17:15.050 Indian tribe, okay? And then another one comes 01:17:15.050 --> 01:17:16.930 up and says before that, because that's ours. 01:17:17.090 --> 01:17:19.069 So then they have to give it up to them, right? 01:17:19.229 --> 01:17:22.100 Yep. Yeah, I think that sounds very logical. 01:17:22.239 --> 01:17:24.600 Yeah, I should change hands like 100 ,000 times. 01:17:24.880 --> 01:17:28.300 Yeah, so how do we... Okay, history is written 01:17:28.300 --> 01:17:30.880 by the conquerors, right? Yep. So that would 01:17:30.880 --> 01:17:33.359 be up for litigation. So we can come under... 01:17:33.359 --> 01:17:36.279 I don't think this is historically accurate. 01:17:36.520 --> 01:17:39.000 I think this is written by someone else. And 01:17:39.000 --> 01:17:41.420 I need you to prove it. Were you there? No? Yeah. 01:17:41.539 --> 01:17:44.180 Well, how do you know this was their land then? 01:17:44.279 --> 01:17:46.699 Well, it says it in history... Well, hang on, 01:17:46.760 --> 01:17:49.430 we're... Who wrote these history books? I don't 01:17:49.430 --> 01:17:52.250 know. Was it a bunch of people? Yeah. You're 01:17:52.250 --> 01:17:53.489 just taking their word for it? You're taking 01:17:53.489 --> 01:17:55.369 their word for it? Oh, okay. Well, I didn't stand 01:17:55.369 --> 01:17:58.010 up in court. No? So if you look at it like that, 01:17:58.029 --> 01:18:01.010 nothing's valid anyhow. None of it. Yeah. But 01:18:01.010 --> 01:18:02.770 then you're requiring them to actually think 01:18:02.770 --> 01:18:04.970 logically and make sense, which is the last thing 01:18:04.970 --> 01:18:08.189 they want to do. No. They deal with emotion and 01:18:08.189 --> 01:18:12.140 shouting you down. I'm relatively sure. Billie 01:18:12.140 --> 01:18:15.420 Eilish doesn't have that type of mentality. No. 01:18:15.520 --> 01:18:17.479 I don't think she's... She strikes me a girl 01:18:17.479 --> 01:18:19.460 who's just doing what she's told and doesn't 01:18:19.460 --> 01:18:21.460 have a clue what's going on. She looks like a 01:18:21.460 --> 01:18:25.659 personality brainless ditz to me. And to be fair, 01:18:25.659 --> 01:18:27.939 part of it is the fact that she's 23 years old 01:18:27.939 --> 01:18:30.579 and your brain isn't really fully mature until 01:18:30.579 --> 01:18:34.420 you're about 25. Yeah. Which I did put that... 01:18:34.420 --> 01:18:38.529 I put that episode... I put that... segment in 01:18:38.529 --> 01:18:41.529 an episode about five ago yeah i finally found 01:18:41.529 --> 01:18:44.210 it it was about the brain maturity yeah yeah 01:18:44.210 --> 01:18:46.470 that was interesting about how we talk about 01:18:46.470 --> 01:18:48.390 crimes and stuff as they would really you know 01:18:48.390 --> 01:18:50.989 yeah you really can't hold people under the age 01:18:50.989 --> 01:18:54.069 of 25 responsible because their brains aren't 01:18:54.069 --> 01:18:56.949 developed enough yet yep so instead of a juvenile 01:18:56.949 --> 01:18:59.149 record happening up to 18 it should be up to 01:18:59.149 --> 01:19:02.909 25 yeah And people under the age of 25 should 01:19:02.909 --> 01:19:05.850 not be drafted into the military because they're 01:19:05.850 --> 01:19:07.850 not capable of making that decision for themselves 01:19:07.850 --> 01:19:10.989 yet. That's right. And voting. Or marrying. Yeah, 01:19:11.029 --> 01:19:13.449 or marrying. All that. I agree. Driving a car. 01:19:13.689 --> 01:19:16.369 Yep. Owning a business. There's all sorts of 01:19:16.369 --> 01:19:18.789 things. Yeah. Except now we're totally fucking 01:19:18.789 --> 01:19:21.510 up with people's ability to make money. So, yeah, 01:19:21.550 --> 01:19:22.949 this ain't happening. No, it's not happening. 01:19:25.580 --> 01:19:29.579 All right. Got anything else with that? Let's 01:19:29.579 --> 01:19:35.659 see. I guess not with that, but I've got a couple 01:19:35.659 --> 01:19:38.460 more tangs. Okay, and then we go into Joey Burrow's 01:19:38.460 --> 01:19:41.439 haircuts. Okay. So go ahead. You mentioned just 01:19:41.439 --> 01:19:44.159 a moment ago, history is written by the conqueror. 01:19:44.760 --> 01:19:48.859 And oddly enough, there's at least one instance 01:19:48.859 --> 01:19:52.399 where history was written by the conquered. Oh, 01:19:52.460 --> 01:19:56.529 okay. And it was the Roman Empire who got crushed 01:19:56.529 --> 01:20:00.350 by the Visigoths. Yeah. Except the Visigoths 01:20:00.350 --> 01:20:04.050 had no written language. The Romans did. I never 01:20:04.050 --> 01:20:06.430 thought about that. So the Romans wrote the history. 01:20:06.569 --> 01:20:11.029 And they painted the Visigoths as hulking, monosyllable 01:20:11.029 --> 01:20:14.390 barbarians with barely two brain cells. And they 01:20:14.390 --> 01:20:18.529 smelled bad. The Romans were lying their asses 01:20:18.529 --> 01:20:21.810 off about it. But the Visigoths... having no 01:20:21.810 --> 01:20:23.529 written language, couldn't defend themselves. 01:20:23.729 --> 01:20:27.069 So the Romans wrote the history of their own 01:20:27.069 --> 01:20:29.649 downfall and painted themselves as the poor victims. 01:20:29.810 --> 01:20:31.689 Yeah, and they probably didn't give a shit either 01:20:31.689 --> 01:20:35.409 since they were really not that advanced. They're 01:20:35.409 --> 01:20:37.689 like, you probably couldn't even explain it to 01:20:37.689 --> 01:20:39.810 them. Well, these people don't think very highly 01:20:39.810 --> 01:20:50.420 of you. I don't care. Get out of my way. History 01:20:50.420 --> 01:20:52.260 can't be written by the victor if the victor 01:20:52.260 --> 01:20:54.300 doesn't have a written language. That's a good 01:20:54.300 --> 01:20:57.079 point. But that's one of the few times in history 01:20:57.079 --> 01:20:58.939 that has happened that way that we know of. Usually 01:20:58.939 --> 01:21:02.880 whoever conquered likes it. They get to put in 01:21:02.880 --> 01:21:08.960 their little jabs and all that good stuff. You 01:21:08.960 --> 01:21:11.279 see, if I conquered someone, the first thing 01:21:11.279 --> 01:21:13.760 I'd put in is their unusually small penis when 01:21:13.760 --> 01:21:19.989 we had them stripped down. Hey, have you been 01:21:19.989 --> 01:21:25.289 hearing about the big business deal involving 01:21:25.289 --> 01:21:29.430 Warner Brothers Discovery? You were talking about 01:21:29.430 --> 01:21:32.390 that the other day, right? Or today. Yeah. Go 01:21:32.390 --> 01:21:38.050 ahead. Netflix wants to buy part of Warner Brothers 01:21:38.050 --> 01:21:41.250 Discovery. Paramount wants to buy all of it. 01:21:41.909 --> 01:21:44.689 It's kind of shaken out this way. Paramount has 01:21:44.689 --> 01:21:47.289 upped its offer for Warner Brothers Discovery. 01:21:48.119 --> 01:21:51.659 to $31 a share above its previous offer of $30 01:21:51.659 --> 01:21:55.060 per share. Warner Brothers Discovery said the 01:21:55.060 --> 01:21:57.060 board has not yet made a determination as to 01:21:57.060 --> 01:21:59.380 whether the offer is superior to the offer from 01:21:59.380 --> 01:22:02.619 Netflix, but it says it could reasonably be expected 01:22:02.619 --> 01:22:06.359 to lead to a company's superior proposal, whatever 01:22:06.359 --> 01:22:10.140 the hell that means. Now, Netflix only wants 01:22:10.140 --> 01:22:12.859 the company's streaming and film assets, and 01:22:12.859 --> 01:22:18.270 has offered $27 .75 per share. which is $82 .7 01:22:18.270 --> 01:22:22.710 billion. The revised proposal from Paramount 01:22:22.710 --> 01:22:26.310 for all of Warner Bros. Discovery not only includes 01:22:26.310 --> 01:22:29.090 the increased purchase price of $31 per share, 01:22:29.229 --> 01:22:34.470 which works out to $108 .4 billion, so that's 01:22:34.470 --> 01:22:38.550 like $26 billion more, but it also adds a daily 01:22:38.550 --> 01:22:41.489 ticking fee, which comes into play if there are 01:22:41.489 --> 01:22:44.289 delays, and it would pay the shareholders $0 01:22:44.289 --> 01:22:49.409 .25. per quarter, which works out to $650 million 01:22:49.409 --> 01:22:52.529 that they have to pay to the shareholders for 01:22:52.529 --> 01:22:57.489 delays beginning after September 30th, 2026. 01:22:58.310 --> 01:23:02.130 Paramount is also offering $54 billion in debt 01:23:02.130 --> 01:23:06.210 financing, as well as a $7 billion regulatory 01:23:06.210 --> 01:23:09.810 termination fee, we'll call it the divorce fee. 01:23:10.319 --> 01:23:12.640 In case the transaction doesn't meet with regulatory 01:23:12.640 --> 01:23:16.300 approval and they have to undo everything, Paramount 01:23:16.300 --> 01:23:20.920 is offered $7 billion to pay for that. Wow. Yeah. 01:23:21.579 --> 01:23:24.819 Paramount has also agreed to pay the $2 .8 billion 01:23:24.819 --> 01:23:27.220 termination fee that Warner Brothers would be 01:23:27.220 --> 01:23:29.560 required to pay Netflix to terminate the existing 01:23:29.560 --> 01:23:33.420 merger agreement. So Paramount's going all in 01:23:33.420 --> 01:23:37.859 and just throwing the checkbook at Warner Brothers. 01:23:38.329 --> 01:23:43.369 Wanting to defeat Netflix. Wow. Yeah. Tons of 01:23:43.369 --> 01:23:46.689 money changing hands. I don't know if Netflix 01:23:46.689 --> 01:23:51.670 can be beaten. I mean, they have made so many 01:23:51.670 --> 01:23:54.550 right moves since they went to all internet. 01:23:55.489 --> 01:24:00.250 Yeah. I remember delivering all those DVDs in 01:24:00.250 --> 01:24:02.670 the mail back when Netflix was a by -the -mail 01:24:02.670 --> 01:24:09.890 service. We had special... handling procedures 01:24:09.890 --> 01:24:12.649 for them. They had to turn down the speed of 01:24:12.649 --> 01:24:15.470 the processing machines in the plant because 01:24:15.470 --> 01:24:17.810 going through at full speed it was snapping the 01:24:17.810 --> 01:24:20.890 discs in half. So they had to slow them down 01:24:20.890 --> 01:24:24.649 like about 25 % or they'd start snapping all 01:24:24.649 --> 01:24:27.390 those discs. So in order to provide mail service 01:24:27.390 --> 01:24:30.210 for Netflix, they had to slow down mail processing 01:24:30.210 --> 01:24:38.220 by 25%. Wow. Permanently. Shit. and they needed 01:24:38.220 --> 01:24:41.680 that account yeah well postal service is a service 01:24:41.680 --> 01:24:44.920 to the to the people of the country including 01:24:44.920 --> 01:24:47.399 the businesses and postal service is not supposed 01:24:47.399 --> 01:24:50.319 to make a profit so if they say here's the fee 01:24:50.319 --> 01:24:52.819 to deliver it netflix says okay we're paying 01:24:52.819 --> 01:24:55.180 the fee you deliver it post office has to do 01:24:55.180 --> 01:24:57.439 what it takes to get it there safe and on time 01:24:57.439 --> 01:25:00.699 wow well yeah it didn't work out too great for 01:25:00.699 --> 01:25:03.079 the post office no i don't think so i remember 01:25:03.079 --> 01:25:05.750 when we would pick up The discs people were mailing 01:25:05.750 --> 01:25:07.850 back, we had to segregate them and put them in 01:25:07.850 --> 01:25:11.369 a separate tray so they could run them separately 01:25:11.369 --> 01:25:14.609 at a low speed. But that didn't work because 01:25:14.609 --> 01:25:16.890 the discs were showing up everywhere. And even 01:25:16.890 --> 01:25:18.970 if you broke, you know, five or ten per shift, 01:25:19.069 --> 01:25:21.729 that was too much. Netflix was screaming their 01:25:21.729 --> 01:25:24.350 heads off. Yeah, because that ruins their business. 01:25:24.550 --> 01:25:26.250 Yep. People are like, I'm going to quit buying 01:25:26.250 --> 01:25:28.550 and they keep showing up broke. Yep. Yeah, I 01:25:28.550 --> 01:25:31.470 get it. I remember that was a big deal for a 01:25:31.470 --> 01:25:36.500 while. Okay. Pretty much everything else I got 01:25:36.500 --> 01:25:40.079 is on the music side. Okay, well, I got quite 01:25:40.079 --> 01:25:43.000 a few things here that I can go into. Okay. First 01:25:43.000 --> 01:25:47.000 off, you know Joey Burrow, our buddy? Yes. Yeah. 01:25:47.399 --> 01:25:50.100 You know, he's had a lot of different hairstyles, 01:25:50.100 --> 01:25:53.239 right? Oh, yes, he has. Boy, and he enjoys showing 01:25:53.239 --> 01:25:55.079 them off, apparently. Yes, he does, too. And 01:25:55.079 --> 01:25:56.899 his clothes. He's very much a clothes horse. 01:25:57.060 --> 01:26:00.039 Yes, he is, yeah. There's been quite a bit of 01:26:00.039 --> 01:26:03.079 controversy about maybe, I don't know, his sexuality 01:26:03.079 --> 01:26:07.640 and stuff because he's so flamboyant. Yeah, as 01:26:07.640 --> 01:26:11.039 I said, I can see what people are looking at 01:26:11.039 --> 01:26:13.880 and saying he might be gay. Number one, I don't 01:26:13.880 --> 01:26:16.460 give a shit. No. Number two, I don't think so. 01:26:16.579 --> 01:26:19.119 I think, no, he's had some really good looking 01:26:19.119 --> 01:26:20.560 girlfriends. He's just weird. He's just odd, 01:26:20.699 --> 01:26:22.579 yeah. But, you know, on the other hand, if he 01:26:22.579 --> 01:26:26.539 was and was open about it, that could kind of 01:26:26.539 --> 01:26:30.050 bust the NFL open. for openly gay athletes no 01:26:30.050 --> 01:26:32.090 if he is i wish he would just come out because 01:26:32.090 --> 01:26:34.310 i think he would actually be just as loved if 01:26:34.310 --> 01:26:36.350 not more people be like you know what we're we 01:26:36.350 --> 01:26:39.729 appreciate you letting us know and all that we 01:26:39.729 --> 01:26:43.189 wish you the best and you know now the nfl has 01:26:43.189 --> 01:26:46.409 had gay athletes all the time yeah there was 01:26:46.409 --> 01:26:49.770 a guy in the 60s who played in the 60s for i 01:26:49.770 --> 01:26:53.489 think dallas and he wrote a book later saying 01:26:53.489 --> 01:26:57.510 that there was one one uh week where Dallas was 01:26:57.510 --> 01:27:00.630 playing like the Giants. And the night before 01:27:00.630 --> 01:27:03.329 the game, he went over to the hotel room of a 01:27:03.329 --> 01:27:05.350 member of the Giants team and they had rough 01:27:05.350 --> 01:27:08.109 sex. And it kind of beat him up a little bit. 01:27:08.750 --> 01:27:10.930 And then the next day during the game, that guy 01:27:10.930 --> 01:27:13.310 was pounding him on the field and just really 01:27:13.310 --> 01:27:16.329 hurting. He was like, damn it, dude. We had sex 01:27:16.329 --> 01:27:18.409 last night and you're kicking my ass on the field. 01:27:18.750 --> 01:27:20.789 I think I remember reading that. The guy was 01:27:20.789 --> 01:27:23.869 like, what the hell? It was like, last night 01:27:23.869 --> 01:27:26.369 was last night. This is today. This is today. 01:27:27.289 --> 01:27:29.149 Today I'm going to pound you, but not in the 01:27:29.149 --> 01:27:31.630 way you like. So just think about all those, 01:27:31.630 --> 01:27:33.909 you know, fine upstanding people in the stands 01:27:33.909 --> 01:27:36.390 watching this game back in the 60s. They really 01:27:36.390 --> 01:27:39.529 hate each other. No, that one just had his dick 01:27:39.529 --> 01:27:41.449 up that guy's ass last night. Yeah. And then 01:27:41.449 --> 01:27:45.529 this guy's upset about it. So that guy's a female. 01:27:45.949 --> 01:27:49.670 Yeah, most likely. At least the bottom, anyway. 01:27:49.880 --> 01:27:52.020 Yeah, the bottom, okay, whatever. But yeah, the 01:27:52.020 --> 01:27:54.340 funny thing about it is the people who, looking 01:27:54.340 --> 01:27:56.520 down on the field and thinking, oh, everything's 01:27:56.520 --> 01:27:59.420 upright and outstanding and good, clean American 01:27:59.420 --> 01:28:02.819 fun, is like, no, that's just the image. That's 01:28:02.819 --> 01:28:05.859 just the image. It's been sleazy and corned up 01:28:05.859 --> 01:28:09.479 ever since. Ever since, yeah. Probably one of 01:28:09.479 --> 01:28:12.279 the first cave paintings from 30 ,000, 40 ,000 01:28:12.279 --> 01:28:15.609 years ago was somebody drawing a dick. It was 01:28:15.609 --> 01:28:18.250 probably porn. Probably, yeah. People would go 01:28:18.250 --> 01:28:21.890 by and go, oh! In fact, some of those cave paintings 01:28:21.890 --> 01:28:24.050 were probably painted by someone dipping their 01:28:24.050 --> 01:28:26.010 dick in paint and then painting the wall with 01:28:26.010 --> 01:28:29.590 it. And then it became a joke. Hey, whose penis 01:28:29.590 --> 01:28:31.869 do you think it is? And you walk around and go, 01:28:31.949 --> 01:28:34.750 I think it's that guy. Yeah, it looks like it'd 01:28:34.750 --> 01:28:36.550 be his wiener. It's probably old Orange Dick 01:28:36.550 --> 01:28:39.770 over there. Yeah, Orange Dick. If you notice, 01:28:39.869 --> 01:28:42.069 the painting's in orange and his dick's orange, 01:28:42.149 --> 01:28:46.670 so we're going to say it was him. And something 01:28:46.670 --> 01:28:48.550 they don't tell you is some of those cave paintings 01:28:48.550 --> 01:28:52.369 were painted in shit. Yes. Because, hey, it's 01:28:52.369 --> 01:28:54.869 there. It's there, and they had to do something 01:28:54.869 --> 01:28:58.170 with it. Yep. It's like, oh, these ancient pigments 01:28:58.170 --> 01:29:00.529 and paints. No, they're painting with shit. Yeah, 01:29:00.550 --> 01:29:03.050 and they probably thought it smelled good, too. 01:29:03.449 --> 01:29:05.050 They're probably like, oh, this smells great. 01:29:05.090 --> 01:29:07.390 That's right. They probably couldn't smell them 01:29:07.390 --> 01:29:09.390 over their own personal body smell. Yeah, exactly. 01:29:10.270 --> 01:29:11.970 They're like, man, this stuff smells better than 01:29:11.970 --> 01:29:16.000 my armpits. Yay. All right, so Joe Burrow. Okay. 01:29:16.079 --> 01:29:18.119 Oh, yeah, we were talking about Joe Burrow. I 01:29:18.119 --> 01:29:21.460 just looked down. I was like, oh, yeah. We wander 01:29:21.460 --> 01:29:24.319 off, don't we? We do, constantly. But people 01:29:24.319 --> 01:29:27.439 love us. Well, maybe not. They tolerate us. They 01:29:27.439 --> 01:29:29.159 tolerate us. That's a better choice. There we 01:29:29.159 --> 01:29:32.000 go. All right, so Joe Burrow's hair has went 01:29:32.000 --> 01:29:34.039 through a lot of transformations over the... 01:29:34.039 --> 01:29:36.659 I think he's been in the league, what, maybe... 01:29:37.310 --> 01:29:40.350 Eight years, nine years now? Yeah, it was close 01:29:40.350 --> 01:29:42.609 to the same time Mahomes came in. He came in 01:29:42.609 --> 01:29:44.850 the year after. Yeah. Him and Josh Allen both 01:29:44.850 --> 01:29:47.550 entered the same, didn't they enter the same 01:29:47.550 --> 01:29:50.050 year? I think Herbert at the same time, didn't 01:29:50.050 --> 01:29:51.810 they? Yeah, Herbert, yeah. There's like the year 01:29:51.810 --> 01:29:56.590 after. Yeah, Darnold. Anyhow, all right. The 01:29:56.590 --> 01:29:59.369 first one is a classic shortcut undercut. His 01:29:59.369 --> 01:30:02.130 go -to neat short sides with slightly longer 01:30:02.130 --> 01:30:05.529 on the top. Does his look early when the Bengals 01:30:05.529 --> 01:30:07.880 drafted him? Yeah. And that's where he's wearing 01:30:07.880 --> 01:30:10.699 the plaid outfits and the hats and the cigars. 01:30:10.779 --> 01:30:13.840 Oh, yeah, that's right. He was trying to be Joe 01:30:13.840 --> 01:30:16.880 Cool. Yeah. He was getting that nickname going. 01:30:16.880 --> 01:30:19.199 He got Joe Cool for a while. But then he went 01:30:19.199 --> 01:30:21.720 to a shaggier, grown -out look, longer, more 01:30:21.720 --> 01:30:24.199 relaxed curls. The fan noticed, especially the 01:30:24.199 --> 01:30:30.239 2023 -2025 era. He went to that. He had the bleach 01:30:30.239 --> 01:30:34.899 blonde, buzz cut, Eminem style. Yeah. It was 01:30:34.899 --> 01:30:39.819 a major departure from his 2025 look that drew 01:30:39.819 --> 01:30:42.659 a lot of attention. Yeah. He had the wet gel 01:30:42.659 --> 01:30:46.159 style. Yeah, yeah. A slick, heavier product. 01:30:46.720 --> 01:30:49.600 He debuted events in the off -season photos. 01:30:49.920 --> 01:30:52.159 Kind of like Ross Geller from Friends. Yeah, 01:30:52.199 --> 01:30:54.359 yeah, a lot like it. Yeah, absolutely. The old, 01:30:54.399 --> 01:30:57.500 yeah, let's just breeze it back. Yeah, it looks 01:30:57.500 --> 01:30:59.779 wet, but it's really kind of crunchy. Yeah, yeah. 01:31:00.380 --> 01:31:02.399 Yeah, yeah. And you don't want to get a lighter 01:31:02.399 --> 01:31:06.579 in here. No. Then he had the fringe slash bangs 01:31:06.579 --> 01:31:10.479 look. I remember that. Yep. A variation of longer 01:31:10.479 --> 01:31:15.319 bangs or a middle part that hung forward. Some 01:31:15.319 --> 01:31:19.239 style call it the roundup for some reason. So 01:31:19.239 --> 01:31:21.100 I don't know why it's called that, but that's 01:31:21.100 --> 01:31:24.600 on this report here. Yeah. The short middle part 01:31:24.600 --> 01:31:28.659 or other textured cuts, subtle variations on 01:31:28.659 --> 01:31:31.399 length and parting that give different aesthetics 01:31:31.399 --> 01:31:36.449 when you look at it. He needs a headband look. 01:31:37.149 --> 01:31:40.270 Yeah. The very long hair phase, where his hair 01:31:40.270 --> 01:31:42.510 got long enough, fans joked he needed a headband 01:31:42.510 --> 01:31:45.470 to manage it. And I think he did eventually get 01:31:45.470 --> 01:31:48.550 a headband for a while until he cut it. And then 01:31:48.550 --> 01:31:52.069 finally, the worst one out of all of them that's 01:31:52.069 --> 01:31:54.369 voted the worst one, and I agree with, the frosted 01:31:54.369 --> 01:31:57.029 tips and 90s boy band echoes is what they call 01:31:57.029 --> 01:31:59.430 it. Yeah, that was pretty. If he had done the 01:31:59.430 --> 01:32:02.529 tips like Bengals Orange. That would have been 01:32:02.529 --> 01:32:05.390 freaking awesome. Yeah, but no, the fact that 01:32:05.390 --> 01:32:09.670 he went boy band. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, it did 01:32:09.670 --> 01:32:13.310 not work. The media noticed variations that popped 01:32:13.310 --> 01:32:17.630 up of a post bond blonde buzz that he did the 01:32:17.630 --> 01:32:23.810 tips also. So that is all that this report had, 01:32:23.989 --> 01:32:27.090 but go ahead. Amon Ra, St. Brown of the Lions. 01:32:27.310 --> 01:32:31.100 Yeah. He tends to dye his hair Lions blue. Every 01:32:31.100 --> 01:32:33.000 season. And you don't see it because it's under 01:32:33.000 --> 01:32:34.520 his helmet. It's under his helmet, yeah. But, 01:32:34.520 --> 01:32:37.539 yeah, it's like a nice blue. But he's team colored. 01:32:37.640 --> 01:32:40.739 That's awesome. Some of the fans do it when he 01:32:40.739 --> 01:32:44.979 does it. But with Joe Burrow, I would think he 01:32:44.979 --> 01:32:47.779 would be open to putting team colors in his hair. 01:32:48.460 --> 01:32:51.380 I think so, too. And maybe that's a good idea 01:32:51.380 --> 01:32:54.260 for this coming season. It's like, all right, 01:32:54.279 --> 01:32:56.640 we're coming back. We're serious now. I'm feeling 01:32:56.640 --> 01:32:58.930 better. We're making some changes. I'm going 01:32:58.930 --> 01:33:01.609 to dye my hair Bengals orange and black, and 01:33:01.609 --> 01:33:03.949 we're going to ride this all the way. That would 01:33:03.949 --> 01:33:05.750 be kind of an interesting thing. Maybe try to 01:33:05.750 --> 01:33:07.789 get the fans to dye their hair orange and black 01:33:07.789 --> 01:33:10.029 too. Yeah. And just make it a whole season -long 01:33:10.029 --> 01:33:13.789 thing. Yeah. I like the idea. I think it would 01:33:13.789 --> 01:33:15.970 be great. Hey, Bengals promotional department, 01:33:16.250 --> 01:33:18.590 if you're listening, there's your free idea. 01:33:18.909 --> 01:33:21.489 There you go. You can get after Joey Burrow about 01:33:21.489 --> 01:33:25.170 that to start doing the Cincinnati Bengals striped. 01:33:25.560 --> 01:33:27.899 Imagine if he took his helmet off and his hair 01:33:27.899 --> 01:33:29.819 looked just like the helmet. Oh, wouldn't that 01:33:29.819 --> 01:33:31.520 be great? With orange and black stripes. He could 01:33:31.520 --> 01:33:34.039 probably do it. It'd probably be pretty easy, 01:33:34.100 --> 01:33:37.239 you know? Yeah. I think even have his number 01:33:37.239 --> 01:33:39.500 painted on the back of his head. And you don't 01:33:39.500 --> 01:33:43.579 tell anybody that until he's coming in off of 01:33:43.579 --> 01:33:45.420 the field after a scoring drive or something. 01:33:45.479 --> 01:33:47.340 He takes his helmet off, and they've got the 01:33:47.340 --> 01:33:51.640 cameras on him. They're like, what? I think that 01:33:51.640 --> 01:33:53.960 would be freaking awesome. Now Michael's going, 01:33:54.060 --> 01:33:55.960 look at that young whippersnapper. Does he have 01:33:55.960 --> 01:33:58.460 his helmet on or not? I can't tell. I don't know. 01:33:58.460 --> 01:34:03.600 Do a close -up. All right. You ever heard of 01:34:03.600 --> 01:34:09.300 grief tech? I don't think so. I have an idea 01:34:09.300 --> 01:34:12.600 of what it might be. Often referred to as dead 01:34:12.600 --> 01:34:16.220 bots or grief bots. Yes. I thought so. Okay. 01:34:16.340 --> 01:34:19.649 This is scary tech. It is. Very much so. It's 01:34:19.649 --> 01:34:21.750 an emerging field of artificial intelligence 01:34:21.750 --> 01:34:25.510 designed to help the bereaved cope with loss 01:34:25.510 --> 01:34:29.310 by creating digital simulations of deceased loved 01:34:29.310 --> 01:34:33.050 ones. Yeah. They are fucking... Have you seen 01:34:33.050 --> 01:34:35.609 some of the footage? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. It's 01:34:35.609 --> 01:34:38.810 huge in Japan. I would... Yes, it is. Japan loves 01:34:38.810 --> 01:34:41.510 it. But they also love robot sex, too. Yeah, 01:34:41.510 --> 01:34:43.670 that's true. I don't know. There's people over 01:34:43.670 --> 01:34:46.329 here that will do it. But to me, it is disturbing. 01:34:46.689 --> 01:34:50.000 Yeah. Yeah. I think the mental health industry 01:34:50.000 --> 01:34:52.739 is looking at it and going, no, no, no, no. Oh, 01:34:52.739 --> 01:34:55.500 gosh. You're playing right into their denial. 01:34:55.619 --> 01:34:57.619 They're never going to come to terms with this. 01:34:57.680 --> 01:34:59.260 They're going to be screwed up for the rest of 01:34:59.260 --> 01:35:02.600 their life. Plus the fact that it's a subscription 01:35:02.600 --> 01:35:06.579 service. Yes. And if you cancel your subscription, 01:35:06.859 --> 01:35:09.859 you not only don't have access to that AI loved 01:35:09.859 --> 01:35:12.579 one, they will delete it. So it's like you're 01:35:12.579 --> 01:35:14.899 killing your loved one all over again if you 01:35:14.899 --> 01:35:18.159 don't, yeah. That's the sick part. Yeah. Whoever 01:35:18.159 --> 01:35:21.060 came up with this is a sicko. Sick, twisted creep. 01:35:21.939 --> 01:35:25.439 So they create the digital stimulations of deceased 01:35:25.439 --> 01:35:28.119 loved ones. These systems use data such as text 01:35:28.119 --> 01:35:32.359 messages, emails, social media posts, and voice 01:35:32.359 --> 01:35:35.560 recordings to train AI models to mimic the personality, 01:35:35.760 --> 01:35:37.899 speech patterns, and behaviors of the departed. 01:35:38.920 --> 01:35:43.479 That is crazy. The business model I heard of 01:35:43.479 --> 01:35:48.010 was they charge you a subscription fee. to maintain 01:35:48.010 --> 01:35:53.770 the AI, and then a per visit fee. So they get 01:35:53.770 --> 01:35:56.970 paid twice. And if you aren't coming in often 01:35:56.970 --> 01:36:00.310 enough, they will have the AI creation of your 01:36:00.310 --> 01:36:03.149 dead loved one contact you and say, I miss you, 01:36:03.210 --> 01:36:06.689 why won't you come see me? Using your dead loved 01:36:06.689 --> 01:36:09.050 one to manipulate you into coming in and spending 01:36:09.050 --> 01:36:10.989 more money. I think there's a special place in 01:36:10.989 --> 01:36:13.090 hell for someone that does that myself. Yep. 01:36:13.479 --> 01:36:15.199 But can't you see a bunch of people saying, oh, 01:36:15.359 --> 01:36:17.699 this is so wonderful. I'd love to do this. And 01:36:17.699 --> 01:36:19.260 then they get involved and they're like, they 01:36:19.260 --> 01:36:21.779 don't see how they're getting basically raped. 01:36:22.760 --> 01:36:26.779 Emotionally raped. It's ugly. It is so ugly. 01:36:28.079 --> 01:36:32.420 So what they do is AI developers ingest a personal 01:36:32.420 --> 01:36:35.840 digital remains correspondence audio video to 01:36:35.840 --> 01:36:40.779 create a personalized interactive model. The 01:36:40.779 --> 01:36:43.319 afterlife industry is a growing market focus 01:36:43.319 --> 01:36:46.560 on post -modern digital preservation. It's huge 01:36:46.560 --> 01:36:48.859 in Japan, like you said, and it's getting bigger 01:36:48.859 --> 01:36:53.920 in a lot of Asian countries as well. A psychological 01:36:53.920 --> 01:36:56.960 concept, these tools can feel both comforting 01:36:56.960 --> 01:37:01.720 and unsettling. I go the unsettling part. Some 01:37:01.720 --> 01:37:04.359 people say it's a second goodbye, although you 01:37:04.359 --> 01:37:06.979 never can say goodbye unless you kill them yourself, 01:37:07.279 --> 01:37:11.130 which is the problem. because that's how grief 01:37:11.130 --> 01:37:14.210 works it's like oh man i just killed him forever 01:37:14.210 --> 01:37:16.890 yeah i'm never going to see that voice or face 01:37:16.890 --> 01:37:24.029 again yeah yeah that's that is wow that is so 01:37:24.029 --> 01:37:28.149 predatory yeah it just seems there's no limit 01:37:28.149 --> 01:37:30.430 i mean they will they will screw you up any way 01:37:30.430 --> 01:37:32.750 they have to to get money out of you oh i know 01:37:32.750 --> 01:37:36.340 it's it's sickening it really is So, I mean, 01:37:36.359 --> 01:37:38.239 I could go on with that, but, I mean, it's just, 01:37:38.319 --> 01:37:40.319 to me, that's disturbing. Yeah, it makes my skin 01:37:40.319 --> 01:37:45.800 crawl. It really does. Me too. It's like, it 01:37:45.800 --> 01:37:48.720 takes the place of a very addictive drug. It 01:37:48.720 --> 01:37:51.640 is. Yeah, it's the same as. Yeah, it's basically 01:37:51.640 --> 01:37:58.899 the same thing. Yeah. Ugh. Yeah. Okay, designer 01:37:58.899 --> 01:38:01.899 babies. You ever hear about those? I've heard 01:38:01.899 --> 01:38:03.819 the term before, but it's been tossed around 01:38:03.819 --> 01:38:08.590 for a while. Well, with all the genetic advances 01:38:08.590 --> 01:38:11.430 we've had, they're now talking about designer 01:38:11.430 --> 01:38:13.569 babies. And that's where you go, I want my baby 01:38:13.569 --> 01:38:15.789 to look like this. I want it to have these traits. 01:38:15.970 --> 01:38:19.050 I want it to do this. So designer babies are 01:38:19.050 --> 01:38:21.850 children who genetic traits have been intentionally 01:38:21.850 --> 01:38:24.569 selected or modified, typically using genetic 01:38:24.569 --> 01:38:28.250 technologies before birth. The idea is that instead 01:38:28.250 --> 01:38:31.640 of leaving a baby's... genes to chance, parents 01:38:31.640 --> 01:38:34.319 or doctors could choose certain characteristics. 01:38:35.180 --> 01:38:39.920 There's a breakdown. What it means is selecting 01:38:39.920 --> 01:38:42.399 traits chooses specific genetic features like 01:38:42.399 --> 01:38:46.180 avoiding a hereditary disease. Designer babies 01:38:46.180 --> 01:38:48.659 are getting closer to reality. Genetic modification 01:38:48.659 --> 01:38:52.819 potentially altering DNA to add change or remove 01:38:52.819 --> 01:38:56.899 certain genes. On the face of it, it sounds like 01:38:56.899 --> 01:39:00.069 this could be used in very... positive ways. 01:39:00.250 --> 01:39:03.210 It can also be used in very, very negative ways. 01:39:03.250 --> 01:39:08.250 There's that too. It also comes down to money. 01:39:09.130 --> 01:39:16.930 The elite will have a perfect child with no history 01:39:16.930 --> 01:39:21.949 of heart disease, no genetic dispensation for 01:39:21.949 --> 01:39:25.069 types of cancer. If you're rich enough, your 01:39:25.069 --> 01:39:28.329 baby can be healthy. And benefit from things. 01:39:28.489 --> 01:39:30.270 And then poor people are going to have children 01:39:30.270 --> 01:39:34.010 that are diseased. Yeah. But, you know, when 01:39:34.010 --> 01:39:36.329 you give somebody permission to make genetic 01:39:36.329 --> 01:39:39.350 changes to your child, they're not going to stop 01:39:39.350 --> 01:39:41.029 with the ones that you want. They're going to 01:39:41.029 --> 01:39:43.189 put in the ones they want, too. Exactly. They're 01:39:43.189 --> 01:39:45.109 going to make sure they put in something so your 01:39:45.109 --> 01:39:48.130 child is just a complete sucker when it comes 01:39:48.130 --> 01:39:50.350 to advertising. But think, Hitler didn't have 01:39:50.350 --> 01:39:53.920 this. No. He would have got his wish. Yeah. See, 01:39:53.979 --> 01:39:56.380 they'll also make genetic changes to make sure 01:39:56.380 --> 01:39:59.619 your child believes whatever he sees on TV and 01:39:59.619 --> 01:40:04.520 does whatever he's told and on and on and on. 01:40:04.619 --> 01:40:06.340 And they won't tell you about those changes. 01:40:06.500 --> 01:40:08.859 No. But once you give them permission to make 01:40:08.859 --> 01:40:10.939 little changes in your child's DNA, they're going 01:40:10.939 --> 01:40:13.220 to do all sorts of stuff that they will never 01:40:13.220 --> 01:40:15.180 tell you about. Yeah, they're going to be doing 01:40:15.180 --> 01:40:18.100 experiments. They'll put a little change in here 01:40:18.100 --> 01:40:21.470 that makes your child need a certain... prescription 01:40:21.470 --> 01:40:23.630 medication every day for the rest of their life 01:40:23.630 --> 01:40:26.510 oh look a subscriber what do you know they make 01:40:26.510 --> 01:40:29.630 that a lifelong subscriber now yeah they can 01:40:29.630 --> 01:40:32.270 program you from birth they need all these medications 01:40:32.270 --> 01:40:34.789 for the rest of your life yeah and they'll say 01:40:34.789 --> 01:40:39.289 oops well maybe something went wrong you're just 01:40:39.289 --> 01:40:40.930 gonna have to find a way to pay for these or 01:40:40.930 --> 01:40:44.569 get insurance or something yeah isn't that crazy 01:40:44.569 --> 01:40:49.090 that's nuts so this uh change in dna stuff also 01:40:49.090 --> 01:40:51.609 is another thing How do we know that's going 01:40:51.609 --> 01:40:55.350 to affect the rest of the DNA pool? You have 01:40:55.350 --> 01:40:57.090 no way of knowing how this is going to shake 01:40:57.090 --> 01:40:59.770 out like five or ten generations from now. Maybe 01:40:59.770 --> 01:41:03.989 it brings up some insanely fatal genetic anomaly. 01:41:04.130 --> 01:41:08.189 What if it creates a virus? Genetic changes create 01:41:08.189 --> 01:41:10.630 viruses. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. We 01:41:10.630 --> 01:41:18.310 will not know the true effect, fallout, all of 01:41:18.310 --> 01:41:21.920 that. We won't know until years later. And no 01:41:21.920 --> 01:41:24.380 matter how many bad side effects and bad outcomes 01:41:24.380 --> 01:41:26.460 there could be, if someone can make money off 01:41:26.460 --> 01:41:28.739 it, it'll happen. And they won't tell us about 01:41:28.739 --> 01:41:30.380 it, and they'll wait for the big class action 01:41:30.380 --> 01:41:33.880 lawsuit later. Yep, yeah. That's how things work. 01:41:33.960 --> 01:41:36.680 Make the money now, and then try to get out of 01:41:36.680 --> 01:41:38.800 paying for it later. Yep, that's what they do. 01:41:40.580 --> 01:41:43.140 So, I mean, we could go on with that, but I think 01:41:43.140 --> 01:41:46.039 we covered a good deal of it. And really, with 01:41:46.039 --> 01:41:48.439 all new technology, the first thing you should 01:41:48.439 --> 01:41:51.800 ask is, how is this working out for someone other 01:41:51.800 --> 01:41:55.380 than me? Why was this invented? Because it wasn't 01:41:55.380 --> 01:41:58.539 invented to make my life better. Nothing's invented 01:41:58.539 --> 01:42:00.279 to make your life better. Everything's invented 01:42:00.279 --> 01:42:02.220 to get money out of your hands and into theirs. 01:42:03.020 --> 01:42:06.640 So look at every new technology from that perspective. 01:42:06.779 --> 01:42:08.899 How is this designed to get my money out of me? 01:42:10.790 --> 01:42:13.729 And that's it, too. They're not happy with just 01:42:13.729 --> 01:42:16.170 regular anything now. The only thing that makes 01:42:16.170 --> 01:42:18.029 them happy is subscription. They want you there 01:42:18.029 --> 01:42:22.489 forever. Yep. Once they saw people would join 01:42:22.489 --> 01:42:24.930 a political party and then just vote straight 01:42:24.930 --> 01:42:28.649 party ticket, they realized they can do the same 01:42:28.649 --> 01:42:31.909 thing with brands. Oh, we get them hooked on 01:42:31.909 --> 01:42:34.890 Coke and they'll never look at Pepsi. We get 01:42:34.890 --> 01:42:36.590 them convinced that Ford's it, they'll never 01:42:36.590 --> 01:42:39.189 look at a Chevy or a Toyota. That's right. We'll 01:42:39.189 --> 01:42:46.829 just get them for life. Yeah. I thought he was 01:42:46.829 --> 01:42:48.310 going to turn around and talk, but he didn't. 01:42:48.310 --> 01:42:50.770 He turned around and waved and smiled, but I 01:42:50.770 --> 01:42:52.949 wish he'd come back around and talk, but oh well. 01:42:54.210 --> 01:42:57.350 Want to hear a bus company's most unusual lost 01:42:57.350 --> 01:43:00.390 and found items? Oh, that sounds good. All right. 01:43:01.000 --> 01:43:03.239 A British bus company revealed the most unusual 01:43:03.239 --> 01:43:06.079 items to wind up in its lost and found last year, 01:43:06.180 --> 01:43:09.420 2025, including a box of fortune cookies and 01:43:09.420 --> 01:43:13.619 an inflatable dinosaur costume. I like that. 01:43:14.960 --> 01:43:17.579 The Oxford bus company said its customer service 01:43:17.579 --> 01:43:22.100 department logged a total of 4 ,387 lost and 01:43:22.100 --> 01:43:26.500 found items in 2025. In 1 ,013 of those items, 01:43:26.560 --> 01:43:29.140 about 23 % were returned to their owners and 01:43:29.140 --> 01:43:32.079 the rest were not. Nobody ever claimed it. Wow. 01:43:32.159 --> 01:43:34.439 That's pretty good for 23 % to get returned. 01:43:34.699 --> 01:43:36.960 It really is. It actually is pretty high. Yeah, 01:43:37.300 --> 01:43:40.180 me too. The transit company said the most unusual 01:43:40.180 --> 01:43:42.939 items across the customer service desk include 01:43:42.939 --> 01:43:47.159 a bag of rubber ducks, a box of fortune cookies, 01:43:47.399 --> 01:43:54.239 an inflatable dinosaur costume, a baby bonsai 01:43:54.239 --> 01:43:58.869 tree, a potato with googly eyes, How can you 01:43:58.869 --> 01:44:02.170 tell it's a baby bonsai? Yeah, you know what? 01:44:02.170 --> 01:44:03.850 That's true because they're all small. Did it 01:44:03.850 --> 01:44:05.949 have like a little tree diaper on it? I think 01:44:05.949 --> 01:44:09.930 it did. I mean, all my baby bonsais do. I need 01:44:09.930 --> 01:44:11.789 to know which ones are the babies and which ones 01:44:11.789 --> 01:44:14.390 are mature because they get different food. Yeah, 01:44:14.390 --> 01:44:18.550 so I put the diapers on the babies. And then 01:44:18.550 --> 01:44:21.630 after a year, I take them off. Yeah. Tree poop. 01:44:21.930 --> 01:44:26.939 Tree poop, yeah. However, those diapers do last 01:44:26.939 --> 01:44:28.880 a long time on a tree. No, that's true. That's 01:44:28.880 --> 01:44:31.960 a good thing. A couple years at least. Yes. All 01:44:31.960 --> 01:44:34.859 right, the transit company said, let's see, okay, 01:44:34.960 --> 01:44:40.460 let's see, fortune cookies, dinosaur, okay, a 01:44:40.460 --> 01:44:46.479 jar of pickled onions, a bicycle tire, a 22 -pound 01:44:46.479 --> 01:44:50.180 bag of rice. Whoa. How do you forget that? It's 01:44:50.180 --> 01:44:52.539 pretty big. Yeah, someone going home would probably 01:44:52.539 --> 01:44:56.939 be like, hey, where's my rice? Oh, shit. I thought 01:44:56.939 --> 01:44:59.739 I had it in my back pocket. Damn it. Must have 01:44:59.739 --> 01:45:04.140 left it on the bus. That's just weird. Then on 01:45:04.140 --> 01:45:06.439 the way to go get it, he gets hit by another 01:45:06.439 --> 01:45:09.539 bus, and it just gets left on there. He shows 01:45:09.539 --> 01:45:12.460 up at the wedding. Oh, my rice isn't here. Damn 01:45:12.460 --> 01:45:16.159 it. What can we throw? We have some pudding left. 01:45:17.000 --> 01:45:23.659 Okay, let's do that. Bring it out. So, several 01:45:23.659 --> 01:45:26.979 Nerf guns and a yoga mat covered with inspirational 01:45:26.979 --> 01:45:30.380 quotes. Aw, somebody lost their yoga mat. Yeah, 01:45:30.439 --> 01:45:34.279 it's got like a little kitten hanging off the 01:45:34.279 --> 01:45:36.779 edge of a branch going, hang in there. Yeah, 01:45:36.859 --> 01:45:39.020 another little saying that says, is that best 01:45:39.020 --> 01:45:44.739 you can do, fuckhead? A penis. Someone drew a 01:45:44.739 --> 01:45:50.880 penis on her. Someone drew a hairy asshole. Achieve 01:45:50.880 --> 01:45:52.800 inner peace or I'll fucking kill you. And someone 01:45:52.800 --> 01:45:54.960 drew a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for no 01:45:54.960 --> 01:45:59.100 reason. Oh, yeah. What's that? Peanut butter 01:45:59.100 --> 01:46:03.380 and jelly sandwich? Why? Oh, no. It's part of 01:46:03.380 --> 01:46:05.100 the peanut butter conspiracy. That's right, yeah. 01:46:05.199 --> 01:46:07.279 But you don't want to know about that. Just keep 01:46:07.279 --> 01:46:13.699 moving. Don't look at me when I'm talking. And 01:46:13.699 --> 01:46:15.960 then they found essentials like keys, mobile 01:46:15.960 --> 01:46:18.479 phones, umbrellas, purses, and wallets are among 01:46:18.479 --> 01:46:21.119 the most common items. But there are also several 01:46:21.119 --> 01:46:24.340 unexpected ones. Andy Morrison, head of digital 01:46:24.340 --> 01:46:26.720 customer experience at Oxford Bus Company, said 01:46:26.720 --> 01:46:30.100 in a news release, misplacing a personal item 01:46:30.100 --> 01:46:32.760 can be a stressful experience. So we use technology 01:46:32.760 --> 01:46:35.020 to help make it easier for people to get their 01:46:35.020 --> 01:46:37.460 belongings back, he said. We use the end of the 01:46:37.460 --> 01:46:39.899 year to highlight the unconventional ones to 01:46:39.899 --> 01:46:43.239 remind people that we keep lost items. Morrison 01:46:43.239 --> 01:46:47.260 said any items lost in Oxford buses can be claimed 01:46:47.260 --> 01:46:49.859 in person or sent to their owners in the mail. 01:46:50.439 --> 01:46:52.960 We encourage people who misplace their items 01:46:52.960 --> 01:46:55.720 to use our not lost service via the website. 01:46:56.489 --> 01:46:59.789 which has helped us effectively manage lost property 01:46:59.789 --> 01:47:04.510 and minimize stress among affected passengers. 01:47:05.430 --> 01:47:09.109 Some of the most bizarre finds in 2024, this 01:47:09.109 --> 01:47:11.869 is a year before, included a suitcase full of 01:47:11.869 --> 01:47:15.869 retro adult magazines. Yeah. A jar of raw chicken. 01:47:16.270 --> 01:47:24.060 Oh, nasty. A snooker cue. Okay. Previous years 01:47:24.060 --> 01:47:28.100 I've seen items left behind like a bar stool, 01:47:28.319 --> 01:47:34.420 a roll of Donald Trump toilet paper, a guitar, 01:47:34.779 --> 01:47:39.359 one ski. Oh, might be a one -legged person. I 01:47:39.359 --> 01:47:46.920 think so. And a wet floor sign. I'm sure they 01:47:46.920 --> 01:47:49.619 didn't mention on purpose, but how many of those 01:47:49.619 --> 01:47:51.359 items left behind do you think were actually 01:47:51.359 --> 01:47:53.220 sex toys and they just didn't want to mention 01:47:53.220 --> 01:47:57.560 in the article? Half. Probably about half. Because 01:47:57.560 --> 01:48:01.039 what else is there to do on the bus except pleasure 01:48:01.039 --> 01:48:03.420 yourself with a sex toy? Yeah, or the old ones 01:48:03.420 --> 01:48:06.159 where they had one person with a remote control 01:48:06.159 --> 01:48:08.539 and the other one wearing the device. Oh, you're 01:48:08.539 --> 01:48:11.039 right. He'd be in the front of the bus and she'd 01:48:11.039 --> 01:48:15.720 be in the back and they'd just go. I'll say, 01:48:15.800 --> 01:48:22.260 I soiled myself. I remember one place I worked, 01:48:22.399 --> 01:48:25.619 there was one guy that he worked on the quality 01:48:25.619 --> 01:48:30.260 control line. And we would all make trips to 01:48:30.260 --> 01:48:32.000 the bathroom during the day. It was no big deal. 01:48:32.079 --> 01:48:34.460 Except this guy, most of the time when he went 01:48:34.460 --> 01:48:36.859 to visit the bathroom, he reached up onto the 01:48:36.859 --> 01:48:39.119 shelf and he got this little box and he took 01:48:39.119 --> 01:48:41.840 it with him. And nobody was really sure what 01:48:41.840 --> 01:48:44.380 the heck was going on with that little box. But 01:48:44.380 --> 01:48:48.199 eventually, a couple years later, he did something 01:48:48.199 --> 01:48:51.579 to get himself fired. And he stormed out. And 01:48:51.579 --> 01:48:55.060 one of the guys went over and cleaned up the 01:48:55.060 --> 01:48:56.920 area. And he's like, hey, he left his little 01:48:56.920 --> 01:48:59.880 box here. And he opened it up. It was a plastic 01:48:59.880 --> 01:49:05.020 dildo. A dirty one. It had poop smudges all over 01:49:05.020 --> 01:49:08.420 it. So he was taking that into the bathroom. 01:49:09.000 --> 01:49:12.899 shoving up his butt several times a day. Oh, 01:49:13.000 --> 01:49:16.640 my gosh. And if he'd remembered to take it with 01:49:16.640 --> 01:49:18.840 him when he left, nobody would have ever known. 01:49:19.060 --> 01:49:22.819 But now we all know. I bet you he never came 01:49:22.819 --> 01:49:24.779 back after that. No, he didn't. Because he's 01:49:24.779 --> 01:49:27.720 like, oh, shit, I forgot that. I won't say his 01:49:27.720 --> 01:49:31.399 name. I think he's passed away at this point, 01:49:31.500 --> 01:49:34.560 but I'm still not going to say his name. When 01:49:34.560 --> 01:49:38.840 we found it, we're like, okay. Now we know what 01:49:38.840 --> 01:49:42.060 he was all about. We didn't tell the boss. He 01:49:42.060 --> 01:49:48.739 didn't think he could handle it. Then we started 01:49:48.739 --> 01:49:50.939 thinking, all those times he was in there, and 01:49:50.939 --> 01:49:52.539 we were out here waiting to use the bathroom 01:49:52.539 --> 01:49:58.159 because he was in there. I was like, ew. There 01:49:58.159 --> 01:50:00.460 you are thinking, man, that poor guy has constipation. 01:50:02.380 --> 01:50:05.640 No. I mean, to do that at work, you've got to 01:50:05.640 --> 01:50:09.939 be pretty horny. Oh, gosh. Who even gets in the 01:50:09.939 --> 01:50:12.380 mood when you're working? I mean, even if you 01:50:12.380 --> 01:50:15.180 like that, you know, that whatever pecking situation 01:50:15.180 --> 01:50:19.079 or whatever it is. No, no, no, not at work. Geez. 01:50:19.319 --> 01:50:21.659 Now, I heard all sorts of stories about, you 01:50:21.659 --> 01:50:24.300 know, guys that I carried mail with that would 01:50:24.300 --> 01:50:26.739 have sex while they're on the route. You know, 01:50:26.779 --> 01:50:29.140 they have like, you know, someone on the route 01:50:29.140 --> 01:50:33.890 who's... lonely and single and want sex it happens 01:50:33.890 --> 01:50:36.229 when you got a chance you know val worked for 01:50:36.229 --> 01:50:38.810 the post office many years yeah ask her about 01:50:38.810 --> 01:50:42.109 running man running man okay running man was 01:50:42.109 --> 01:50:44.449 a guy that parked next door her neighbor at the 01:50:44.449 --> 01:50:48.710 time he was a postal service employee he would 01:50:48.710 --> 01:50:52.470 leave his jeep or whatever the llv running yeah 01:50:52.470 --> 01:50:54.449 well he went ahead and got a little favor from 01:50:54.449 --> 01:50:57.689 the lady yeah So they called him running name 01:50:57.689 --> 01:51:00.770 because he left his car, his LLV running. He'll 01:51:00.770 --> 01:51:02.810 get fired for leaving the vehicle running before 01:51:02.810 --> 01:51:04.729 he'll get fired for having sex with a customer. 01:51:04.729 --> 01:51:07.229 Yes. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. But they never caught 01:51:07.229 --> 01:51:09.909 him, I guess. I mean, as far as I know. There's 01:51:09.909 --> 01:51:14.069 one guy that I used to be kind of friends with 01:51:14.069 --> 01:51:18.039 until he became a traitor. Okay. He went from 01:51:18.039 --> 01:51:20.819 union president to member of management overnight. 01:51:21.220 --> 01:51:23.579 Oh, that's a traitor. That's a traitor. But he 01:51:23.579 --> 01:51:24.880 was talking about this one paper. Can we give 01:51:24.880 --> 01:51:26.939 him an ass paddling this Sunday? Yeah, I think 01:51:26.939 --> 01:51:29.159 we should give him an ass paddling. Write it 01:51:29.159 --> 01:51:35.020 down. Oh, I think I remember his name, too. But 01:51:35.020 --> 01:51:39.539 there's this one neighborhood in KCK called Highland 01:51:39.539 --> 01:51:44.100 Crest. Okay. And for a while, it was like divorcee 01:51:44.100 --> 01:51:50.840 heaven. of two -story split -level houses all 01:51:50.840 --> 01:51:55.000 built in like the 60s and 70s. And for a while 01:51:55.000 --> 01:51:58.600 during the 1990s, it was pretty much all divorced 01:51:58.600 --> 01:52:02.979 women and their kids living there. And that was 01:52:02.979 --> 01:52:05.579 his route. He was delivering a lot. He said that 01:52:05.579 --> 01:52:08.439 there's like five different houses to where all 01:52:08.439 --> 01:52:10.100 he has to do is knock on the door and he can 01:52:10.100 --> 01:52:13.659 go in and get a blowjob. Wow. I bet people fought 01:52:13.659 --> 01:52:15.640 over that route. He was taking full advantage 01:52:15.640 --> 01:52:20.380 even though he was married. And when they go 01:52:20.380 --> 01:52:25.239 on the conventions, when you go to the union 01:52:25.239 --> 01:52:30.420 conventions, the rank and file votes on who they 01:52:30.420 --> 01:52:33.640 want to send as delegates, but then the officers 01:52:33.640 --> 01:52:35.899 of the union can select a few additional ones 01:52:35.899 --> 01:52:38.500 that they want. And, of course, they always selected 01:52:38.500 --> 01:52:40.840 the girls that would put out. Oh, of course. 01:52:40.920 --> 01:52:43.899 And there was one gal that I worked with there 01:52:43.899 --> 01:52:47.239 at Argentine Station mostly. but the moment they 01:52:47.239 --> 01:52:50.000 would get to the hotel for the convention, she'd 01:52:50.000 --> 01:52:53.579 get a room and then just lay there on the bed 01:52:53.579 --> 01:52:55.279 naked, and whoever wanted to come by and have 01:52:55.279 --> 01:52:57.239 sex with her was just perfectly fine with her. 01:52:57.560 --> 01:53:00.100 It was just open -door policy in her room for 01:53:00.100 --> 01:53:02.140 the whole weekend, and that's why she got to 01:53:02.140 --> 01:53:07.439 go to every single convention. Okay. Gotta have 01:53:07.439 --> 01:53:09.300 a plan. And then when she'd come back from the 01:53:09.300 --> 01:53:11.680 convention, all the guys that she let sleep with 01:53:11.680 --> 01:53:13.619 her during the convention, she'd demand favors 01:53:13.619 --> 01:53:19.739 from. Oh! You know, they are thinking it serves. 01:53:19.819 --> 01:53:23.020 It serves you right, dude. Yeah, it does. No, 01:53:23.039 --> 01:53:25.979 that's funny because they think that, oh, yeah, 01:53:26.000 --> 01:53:28.340 hey, that was special. I got it. And then later 01:53:28.340 --> 01:53:30.159 on it's like, wait a minute, it made you wanted 01:53:30.159 --> 01:53:32.319 something for it? It was a transaction all along. 01:53:32.399 --> 01:53:35.229 Yep. Yep. Yep. That special feeling went away 01:53:35.229 --> 01:53:37.569 pretty quick, didn't it? Yeah. And any married 01:53:37.569 --> 01:53:40.770 guys that she slept with, she would tell union 01:53:40.770 --> 01:53:43.430 management about or union higher -ups, and then 01:53:43.430 --> 01:53:45.930 they could put pressure on those guys. Yeah. 01:53:46.329 --> 01:53:51.449 It was all information collection, too. Oh, gosh, 01:53:51.550 --> 01:53:54.590 a union being corrupt? Imagine that. Yeah, I 01:53:54.590 --> 01:53:56.229 would have never thought that that would ever 01:53:56.229 --> 01:53:59.399 happen. Now, I'm a union guy, but... Yeah, unions 01:53:59.399 --> 01:54:02.039 are corrupt. No, no, no. I am too. I'm retired. 01:54:02.260 --> 01:54:05.060 We're both retired union people. But the problem 01:54:05.060 --> 01:54:08.880 is we also know how they work. My biggest problem 01:54:08.880 --> 01:54:10.739 with them is them telling me how I needed to 01:54:10.739 --> 01:54:13.920 work because with my money they paid off a politician. 01:54:15.059 --> 01:54:16.739 I never argued with them, but I remember one 01:54:16.739 --> 01:54:18.899 guy arguing with them because they were endorsing 01:54:18.899 --> 01:54:20.640 Hillary. And he's like, fuck no, I ain't voting 01:54:20.640 --> 01:54:22.640 for her. I hate Hillary. I'm not voting for her. 01:54:22.699 --> 01:54:24.359 No, that was one of my problems, too, is I was 01:54:24.359 --> 01:54:26.220 like, I can't stand her and I'll never vote for 01:54:26.220 --> 01:54:27.920 her. They go, well, you know what? She's good 01:54:27.920 --> 01:54:30.140 and she's one that we, she's a party that we 01:54:30.140 --> 01:54:32.260 pay off. And I said, well, I didn't fucking ask 01:54:32.260 --> 01:54:37.680 you. Yep. And no. Nope. I'm not obligated just 01:54:37.680 --> 01:54:39.939 because you spent the money on her. I'm not obligated. 01:54:39.960 --> 01:54:41.520 Like I always say. He's like, well, it'd be a 01:54:41.520 --> 01:54:43.340 waste of our money then. It's like, well, ask 01:54:43.340 --> 01:54:46.979 us next time. Yeah. That was the last thing they'd 01:54:46.979 --> 01:54:49.319 do. The thing is, is everybody felt the same 01:54:49.319 --> 01:54:52.180 way. Yeah. The problem is, is the union was still 01:54:52.180 --> 01:54:55.119 doing business as usual with the old guys. Yes. 01:54:55.180 --> 01:54:58.460 Yeah. Like Hillary, they just thought, oh, well, 01:54:58.460 --> 01:55:00.039 it's a shoe -in. We don't even have to try really 01:55:00.039 --> 01:55:02.460 hard. Of course we're going to get it. Oops. 01:55:05.180 --> 01:55:07.640 Yep. Whichever side you're on, it's just funny 01:55:07.640 --> 01:55:09.680 when somebody thinks it's a shoe -in and then 01:55:09.680 --> 01:55:11.180 they get their pants yanked down. Well, look 01:55:11.180 --> 01:55:15.689 at this last election. They thought a bait and 01:55:15.689 --> 01:55:18.590 switch is going to work perfect. Yeah. Oops. 01:55:19.569 --> 01:55:22.289 On the other hand, there are a lot of people 01:55:22.289 --> 01:55:23.909 who thought that whole bait and switch thing 01:55:23.909 --> 01:55:26.729 was done intentionally to throw the election 01:55:26.729 --> 01:55:29.470 and make sure Trump won because it was Trump's 01:55:29.470 --> 01:55:32.130 turn. And they wanted certain regulations and 01:55:32.130 --> 01:55:34.710 laws and things changed and passed. And they 01:55:34.710 --> 01:55:36.850 wanted things set up and then four years from 01:55:36.850 --> 01:55:39.760 now the other side will win. Normally I could 01:55:39.760 --> 01:55:41.640 go along with something like that, but no, you 01:55:41.640 --> 01:55:44.760 know, Trump is such a thorn in everybody's side. 01:55:44.840 --> 01:55:46.880 I'm going to say no, that was not the plan. Yeah. 01:55:47.100 --> 01:55:50.020 Yeah. You know, if he was going along business 01:55:50.020 --> 01:55:52.460 as usual doing Biden stuff and just going along 01:55:52.460 --> 01:55:54.199 with the party line and everything, I'd be like, 01:55:54.239 --> 01:55:58.779 yeah, that was predisposed. No. There was once 01:55:58.779 --> 01:56:01.960 a political leader in, I think it was Germany 01:56:01.960 --> 01:56:06.470 in the 1930s. His name started with an H or something. 01:56:06.829 --> 01:56:10.210 And he was trying to get into power, and he was 01:56:10.210 --> 01:56:12.489 cuddling up with big business. And all the big 01:56:12.489 --> 01:56:14.529 business thought, oh, this guy's a weakling. 01:56:14.529 --> 01:56:16.850 We can push him around. He'll be our puppet. 01:56:17.710 --> 01:56:20.710 So they gave him full support and got him into 01:56:20.710 --> 01:56:23.850 power. And as soon as he was in power, he turned 01:56:23.850 --> 01:56:26.569 the full force of the militarized dictatorship 01:56:26.569 --> 01:56:29.010 against him and said, oh, no, you're doing things 01:56:29.010 --> 01:56:32.210 my way now. I'm not going to do what you say. 01:56:32.289 --> 01:56:35.149 You're going to do what I say. And all those 01:56:35.149 --> 01:56:38.890 big business leaders were like, uh -oh. We thought 01:56:38.890 --> 01:56:41.770 we had a puppet, and now he's telling us what 01:56:41.770 --> 01:56:45.930 to do. It happens sometimes. It happens. Oh, 01:56:46.470 --> 01:56:48.449 look at New York right now. They're getting some 01:56:48.449 --> 01:56:51.050 buyers and works big time. Isn't that hilarious 01:56:51.050 --> 01:56:55.510 that the New York mayor doesn't think voters 01:56:55.510 --> 01:56:57.869 should have to have an ID, but if you want to 01:56:57.869 --> 01:57:00.630 shovel snow, you need two forms of ID and a Social 01:57:00.630 --> 01:57:05.010 Security card. Isn't that fucked up? And his 01:57:05.010 --> 01:57:06.710 claims, oh, well, if that might fall, that's 01:57:06.710 --> 01:57:08.130 just the way the rules are. It's like, well, 01:57:08.390 --> 01:57:13.270 then follow the rules. In his defense, how else 01:57:13.270 --> 01:57:16.489 is his party going to get votes? I mean, because 01:57:16.489 --> 01:57:18.649 there's only so many really stupid people on 01:57:18.649 --> 01:57:22.930 this earth. Yeah, yeah. It's amazing to watch 01:57:22.930 --> 01:57:25.630 all the businesses that are fleeing New York 01:57:25.630 --> 01:57:28.590 because they don't want to pay his ruinous taxes. 01:57:29.479 --> 01:57:31.619 And remember, he ran on, we're going to tax the 01:57:31.619 --> 01:57:33.760 billionaires. And now that he's in office, oh, 01:57:33.840 --> 01:57:35.180 well, that ain't working, so now we're going 01:57:35.180 --> 01:57:37.859 to tax everybody. Everybody's personal property 01:57:37.859 --> 01:57:40.180 taxes going up. The thing is, he played them 01:57:40.180 --> 01:57:42.560 like a fucking fiddle. Yep. And they ate it up. 01:57:42.579 --> 01:57:45.079 This was the plan all along. And if you don't 01:57:45.079 --> 01:57:46.979 realize it, then maybe you should go back to 01:57:46.979 --> 01:57:49.800 school. Yeah, you're right. They don't have intention 01:57:49.800 --> 01:57:51.520 of doing anything in front of us. And the thing 01:57:51.520 --> 01:57:53.939 is, is school aren't going to help these rooms. 01:57:54.079 --> 01:57:56.420 No. They're that stupid. They want to believe. 01:57:56.560 --> 01:57:58.840 They want so much to believe that you'll never 01:57:58.840 --> 01:58:02.539 convince them otherwise. Nope. I'm going to even 01:58:02.539 --> 01:58:04.840 try. You don't even talk to people like that. 01:58:05.060 --> 01:58:07.100 No, I don't either. That's why I'm not in the 01:58:07.100 --> 01:58:09.539 business of convincing anybody because most people 01:58:09.539 --> 01:58:11.699 don't want to hear it anyhow. And they're going 01:58:11.699 --> 01:58:13.560 to believe their own stupid narrative that they 01:58:13.560 --> 01:58:16.319 came up with anyhow. So how long do we have on 01:58:16.319 --> 01:58:18.439 this one? Coming up on a couple hours. Okay. 01:58:19.340 --> 01:58:21.340 Do you want to go in and end this and go into 01:58:21.340 --> 01:58:23.439 the music creeps? Yeah, yeah. But one more thing 01:58:23.439 --> 01:58:26.960 is my series of people that I try to avoid. Oh, 01:58:26.979 --> 01:58:29.239 I'm sorry. I thought you were all out of stuff. 01:58:29.380 --> 01:58:31.520 No, I just came up with this. Oh, okay. It'll 01:58:31.520 --> 01:58:33.600 be short. Oh, no, that's fine. Take your time. 01:58:33.720 --> 01:58:37.520 Another version of people I try to avoid is I'm 01:58:37.520 --> 01:58:40.159 starting to identify people as bleeding fish. 01:58:41.420 --> 01:58:45.579 Okay. Now, if you ever watched, like, Jaws, when 01:58:45.579 --> 01:58:48.840 they're trying to attract the shark, they have 01:58:48.840 --> 01:58:51.840 the guy throwing buckets of chopped up fish. 01:58:51.880 --> 01:58:55.100 Chum. Yeah, chum. Fish guts, fish bones, fish 01:58:55.100 --> 01:58:58.900 body parts, blood, et cetera, et cetera. And 01:58:58.900 --> 01:59:01.520 what would naturally occur would be like a wounded, 01:59:01.579 --> 01:59:03.920 bleeding fish flipping around and flopping in 01:59:03.920 --> 01:59:07.180 the water, sending out blood trail and the vibrations 01:59:07.180 --> 01:59:10.359 that attract all the predators. I'm starting 01:59:10.359 --> 01:59:12.340 to realize there are a lot of people around that 01:59:12.340 --> 01:59:15.260 are bleeding fish. They're flopping and twitching 01:59:15.260 --> 01:59:17.520 around and attracting predators. And I don't 01:59:17.520 --> 01:59:19.119 want to be anywhere near them when they show 01:59:19.119 --> 01:59:21.319 up to eat. Yeah, you're right. Because I'll get 01:59:21.319 --> 01:59:24.640 eaten too. Yeah. But I'm starting to see this 01:59:24.640 --> 01:59:28.399 more and more, people who are so clueless. They're 01:59:28.399 --> 01:59:32.520 being so obvious and so open about the fact that 01:59:32.520 --> 01:59:34.460 anybody can just come along and take advantage 01:59:34.460 --> 01:59:36.880 of them. And you'll see a lot of them joining 01:59:36.880 --> 01:59:39.159 protests that they really don't even have any 01:59:39.159 --> 01:59:42.520 idea what the protest is for. They're bleeding 01:59:42.520 --> 01:59:44.939 fish. They're there to attract attention, attract 01:59:44.939 --> 01:59:47.579 violence, attract something. That's a pretty 01:59:47.579 --> 01:59:52.220 good analogy. Yeah. And people have cracked that 01:59:52.220 --> 01:59:54.359 code, too. They know what people can manipulate 01:59:54.359 --> 01:59:57.489 like that. Yeah. When I look at them now, I see 01:59:57.489 --> 01:59:59.590 a bleeding fish, and I don't want to be anywhere 01:59:59.590 --> 02:00:02.569 around it when the shark shows up. No, no, no, 02:00:02.590 --> 02:00:06.130 because they are born on that path, and they're 02:00:06.130 --> 02:00:07.890 going to continue on that path to destruction. 02:00:07.970 --> 02:00:10.729 I don't want anything to do with it. I'll stay 02:00:10.729 --> 02:00:13.869 way over here. They're intentionally and defiantly 02:00:13.869 --> 02:00:16.770 oblivious to the danger they're putting themselves 02:00:16.770 --> 02:00:19.569 in. They refuse to believe it. They won't believe 02:00:19.569 --> 02:00:21.810 it. They'll yell at you and call you a hater 02:00:21.810 --> 02:00:23.310 if you try to tell them that they're putting 02:00:23.310 --> 02:00:26.039 themselves in danger. Best course is just to 02:00:26.039 --> 02:00:29.960 step back, stay on shore, and watch them get 02:00:29.960 --> 02:00:32.680 torn up by the sharks. Yep, I agree. There's 02:00:32.680 --> 02:00:34.500 nothing you can do for them. Don't die with them. 02:00:34.819 --> 02:00:38.239 No, no. That's like another expression is if 02:00:38.239 --> 02:00:43.500 a ship is sinking, it won't be any better if 02:00:43.500 --> 02:00:46.560 you sink with it. No, that's true. Stay on shore. 02:00:46.720 --> 02:00:49.979 Let it sink without you. And I'm taking that 02:00:49.979 --> 02:00:52.319 attitude for a lot of things. It's like you don't 02:00:52.319 --> 02:00:54.630 want my help. You're not going to act on me. 02:00:54.670 --> 02:00:56.729 You are going to yell at me for trying to help 02:00:56.729 --> 02:00:58.449 you. So I'm going to stay back here and just 02:00:58.449 --> 02:01:00.649 watch your ship sink. Because it's not going 02:01:00.649 --> 02:01:03.350 to make any difference if I sink with you. It's 02:01:03.350 --> 02:01:05.590 not going to help. So bye. You're on your own. 02:01:06.430 --> 02:01:10.069 And that's not mean. It's not selfish. It's normal 02:01:10.069 --> 02:01:12.689 self -preservation, I think. I think so, too. 02:01:12.869 --> 02:01:15.170 Yeah. I've always thought that. I think the dumb 02:01:15.170 --> 02:01:16.569 people are the ones who are like, oh, I must 02:01:16.569 --> 02:01:18.930 jump in there with him. Well, it's impossible. 02:01:19.609 --> 02:01:21.649 you're not going to do anything, so you're just 02:01:21.649 --> 02:01:24.869 volunteering yourself to be in this. Yeah. Yeah. 02:01:25.350 --> 02:01:28.890 Yeah. It's, gosh, it's sad to see people who 02:01:28.890 --> 02:01:31.390 could be complete normal people living regular, 02:01:31.590 --> 02:01:34.750 you know, fulfilling and productive lives, but 02:01:34.750 --> 02:01:36.630 they've decided to give their whole existence 02:01:36.630 --> 02:01:39.310 over to something that is mostly having to do 02:01:39.310 --> 02:01:42.670 with hate. Yeah. It's like, oh, if I join this 02:01:42.670 --> 02:01:44.850 group, I can hate on stuff all the time, and 02:01:44.850 --> 02:01:46.789 that's what I want to do. I want to be part of 02:01:46.789 --> 02:01:49.359 a large group that hates. And so they choose 02:01:49.359 --> 02:01:53.600 that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I keep getting friend requests 02:01:53.600 --> 02:01:56.920 from somebody who I eliminated because all she 02:01:56.920 --> 02:02:00.619 did was post hatred and anger and violence. And 02:02:00.619 --> 02:02:02.640 then she keeps trying to friend request me again 02:02:02.640 --> 02:02:04.579 because, you know, I'm friends with her husband. 02:02:05.680 --> 02:02:08.920 And it's like, nope. You showed me who you are 02:02:08.920 --> 02:02:10.720 and what you're all about. I want nothing to 02:02:10.720 --> 02:02:14.380 do with you. Why would you wish that on yourself 02:02:14.380 --> 02:02:17.279 to deal with someone like that? You don't. It's 02:02:17.279 --> 02:02:20.720 like intentionally stepping in a big puddle of 02:02:20.720 --> 02:02:23.439 vomit and getting all over your shoes. Why would 02:02:23.439 --> 02:02:25.500 you do that? Yeah, there's no reason you should 02:02:25.500 --> 02:02:29.729 do it. Yeah, I agree. Anyway, so that's another 02:02:29.729 --> 02:02:31.970 person I try to avoid, the bleeding fish. No, 02:02:32.010 --> 02:02:33.890 I love that. That's good. That's a really good 02:02:33.890 --> 02:02:36.750 analogy, actually. We could start using that, 02:02:36.789 --> 02:02:38.689 too. Yeah. If you think someone's a bleeding 02:02:38.689 --> 02:02:41.029 fish, go, yep, maybe we'll come up with a list 02:02:41.029 --> 02:02:43.529 of bleeding fish. Yeah. Let's do that. List of 02:02:43.529 --> 02:02:45.270 bleeding fish. Yeah, I think Billie Eilish is 02:02:45.270 --> 02:02:48.630 a bleeding fish. Yeah, exactly. Yep, exactly. 02:02:49.010 --> 02:02:50.989 One of the first on the list. Somebody sliced 02:02:50.989 --> 02:02:55.420 her up and threw her in the water. And the problem 02:02:55.420 --> 02:02:57.939 is she got the self -righteous streak in her 02:02:57.939 --> 02:02:59.659 when she didn't need to. She was already very 02:02:59.659 --> 02:03:01.520 popular and beloved, and now people are looking 02:03:01.520 --> 02:03:05.119 at her like what she is a ditz. Yeah. And really, 02:03:05.220 --> 02:03:09.260 mostly, I think people's reaction to her is they're 02:03:09.260 --> 02:03:11.640 not angry at her for her sentiments or what she 02:03:11.640 --> 02:03:14.760 believes. They're disappointed that she's shown 02:03:14.760 --> 02:03:18.300 herself to be so easily manipulated when she's 02:03:18.300 --> 02:03:20.340 utterly clueless about what's really going on. 02:03:20.539 --> 02:03:22.909 Yeah. It's like, well, okay, now we can't take 02:03:22.909 --> 02:03:24.689 you seriously because you just showed us how 02:03:24.689 --> 02:03:27.989 shallow and stupid you are. We thought you were 02:03:27.989 --> 02:03:30.369 more on the ball than this. She can have her 02:03:30.369 --> 02:03:32.170 own opinions, and she can believe what she wants, 02:03:32.250 --> 02:03:35.590 but the fact that she's just so clueless, and 02:03:35.590 --> 02:03:39.829 it's now very obvious to everybody. Even more 02:03:39.829 --> 02:03:44.949 so. Yeah. Yep. I agree. All right. We'll wrap 02:03:44.949 --> 02:03:49.060 this piece up. Okay. Anyhow, everybody, thank 02:03:49.060 --> 02:03:51.180 you for listening. I mean, the numbers are really 02:03:51.180 --> 02:03:53.300 showing it because you guys are telling everybody, 02:03:53.399 --> 02:03:55.979 and I'm telling you, the way we're growing in 02:03:55.979 --> 02:03:58.020 different markets, we'll, like, start and get, 02:03:58.039 --> 02:04:00.460 like, one or two and then three and four and 02:04:00.460 --> 02:04:03.100 then 20 and 30 in different markets. It shows 02:04:03.100 --> 02:04:05.300 that you guys are talking to people and actually, 02:04:05.319 --> 02:04:07.279 you know, accentuating. Spreading the word. Yeah, 02:04:07.319 --> 02:04:09.359 spreading the word. We appreciate it. We can't 02:04:09.359 --> 02:04:11.899 thank you enough. Thank you guys so much, and 02:04:11.899 --> 02:04:12.560 go fuck yourself.