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Hey there, slap nuts. It's time for the Creeps

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Music News. Hey, my little pumpkin seeds. This

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is Johnny Rohypnol with your music news. John

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Karabi, former lead singer of Motley Crue and

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The Scream, has a new album coming out on April

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24th called New Day. You can pre -order the album

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online. The effort features guitars like Richard

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Fortis from Guns N' Roses, Paul Taylor from winger

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Steve Perry on keyboards, Marty Freckerson, producer

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of Multi -Instrumentalist, and Charlie Starr

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from Blackberry Smoke on guitar solos, alongside

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Evan Freckerson on drums and bass. This should

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be a pretty good album. Sure has a lot of talent

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to go with it. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That

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was your music news, and remember, bar chords

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are bullshit. We are the music creeps. We are

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the music creeps. All right. I lasted well into

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the second verse, so I'm happy with that. Yeah,

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we got about 20 seconds of that mess. Well, as

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you can tell, we didn't get very many downloads.

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They shut it off. Yeah. I wonder how many people

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are going, I'm not listening to this fucking

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mess. No, no. I've heard that they use it to

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test. coma patients to see if they're faking

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or not. Yes, it actually is really good at that.

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They want us to provide them with some CD -ROMs.

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I say that at work and piss the younger folk

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off. So I say it now. We want to provide CD -ROMs

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so they can play it to coma patients. No MP3

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here. No MP3 -4. Nope. Nope. No sound. If you

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piss us off, we're going to get you an 8 -track

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tape. Yes! Those things were so terrible. Oh,

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gosh. They were just the worst. They were because

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they were worthless. You'd be in the middle of

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a song. I remember the first one I got was Led

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Zeppelin 2. Yeah, I think it was Led Zeppelin

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2, Heartbreaker. All of a sudden, right in the

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middle of Heartbreaker. Yep. And sometimes they

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would fade it out. Then it would change tracks

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and then fade back in. It's like, I'm missing

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like 10 seconds of the song. Don't fade the fucker

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out. Just change it. I mean, couldn't they just

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like, well, you know what, who knows? Yeah, it

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was flawed technology. Yeah, it was. It's basically

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the same technology that the cockpit voice recorders

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used in aircraft, where they put in a 30 -minute

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tape in a continuous loop, and it just re -records

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over itself over and over. That's exactly what

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an 8 -track tape is. It's a continuous loop of

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tape, usually about 12 to 13 minutes. And then

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it changes track four times. And each track is

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stereo, so eight tracks. So you're running over

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the same 10 to 12 minutes of tape. It's just

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you're on the second track, and then the third

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track, and the fourth track. It's cockpit voice

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recorder technology. And they say, hey, we can

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make a consumer product out of this too. I mean,

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it's amazing how much stuff we buy and use is

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just like leftover from something else that was

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the important thing. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean like fluoride. Yeah. Byproduct.

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Industrial waste. Yeah. Nylon. That was an industrial

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waste from refining petroleum. That's right.

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What the hell do we do with this crap? Yeah.

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Interesting. Yeah. All right. This is the Music

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Creech. Yes, it is. I've got some bullet points,

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but we probably don't want to go into that just

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yet. So you got something. Yeah. You know, Journey

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has recently done like a farewell tour. Yeah.

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Or is doing one or has done whatever. Steve Perry

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is still getting a lot of money from Journey.

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Really? Even though he doesn't sing with them

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anymore. I can't remember what year it was that

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he left. Was it like 20 years ago maybe? Yeah,

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it was quite a while ago because the Filipino

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kid, he's been in there probably 10 years at

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least. Yeah, Arnel Pineda. Yeah, and they had

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several singers after Steve Perry anyhow. True.

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But what Steve Perry negotiated when he left

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the band was for each of the first two tours

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they did after he left, he got 50 % of the gross

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revenue right off the top. Boy, he should have

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taught Mick Mars something, shouldn't he? And

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now for the third tour, he got 25%. And then

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for the fourth tour and all future tours through

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the rest of the time that Journey is performing,

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he's alive 12 .5%. Wow. Every time Journey tours,

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he sits at home and gets 12 .5%. How did he do

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this? Did they want him out of the band that

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bad for whatever reason? I don't understand.

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That part they don't explain. I want his fucking

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accountant lawyer guy. No kidding. Wow. So for

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this most recent tour. His 12%, 12 .5%, got him

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$3 .5 million. Wow. And then he got $10 million

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in royalties for songs he'd written. And an extra

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million for his solo releases. And all this is

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mailbox money. Yeah. He sat at home and got $14

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.5 million and not doing a damn thing. Wow. Yeah.

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Mailbox Bunny. Mailbox Bunny is the best because

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they sit at home and it comes to them. Now, to

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be fair, he put in all the work and effort and

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wrote the songs and all those tours. I'm not

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begging on him. He deserves what he gets. But

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that's one more reason why your concert ticket

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is so fucking expensive is all these legacy costs.

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I hear my quick concerts all together. Yeah.

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I mean, I will consider showing up the night

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of the concert and buying a ticket right there

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at the box office or from somebody standing out

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front. But buying in advance again, uh -uh. Okay.

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Not going to happen. All right, some secret stuff

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you guys cannot know about. Yes. So, all right.

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Okay, I'm going to start on that tomorrow, and

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I'm going to bring, I think, a rat trap and some

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jail. And a bottle of gel and some, a bottle

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of nitrogen. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. All

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right, anyhow, go ahead. All right. I have a

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list of songs that are actually about sex. Okay.

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And, you know, I looked this up and there were

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like half the ones on the list. It's like, yeah,

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everyone knows that's about sex. Why is it even

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on the list? So these are supposed to be ones

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that you don't really know are about sex. I wonder

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if one of them is on. If it's on, I'll tell you.

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If not, I'll tell you afterwards. But go ahead.

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Okay. The first one on the list is Macarena by

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Los Del Rio. Because if you can understand the

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lyrics, it's about a woman cheating on her boyfriend

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who just got deployed by having a devil's three

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-way with his two best friends. Oh! And everybody's

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singing that. That's the song everyone's smiling

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and dancing around to and doing little steps.

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It's about a woman doing two dudes at once while

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her boyfriend's there defending the country.

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Aren't you so proud of yourself for joining in

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now? Good job, Rube. Good job, sheep. I'm supposed

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to like this. Yeah. They told me to like it.

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And so I do. Next up, we have Sweet Caroline

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by Neil Diamond. Sweet Caroline. This is interesting

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because it's supposed to be a Caroline Kennedy,

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right? I think so. Okay, go ahead. That's what

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they spun then. Yeah, Neil Diamond himself admitted,

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yeah, look at the lyrics. Touching me, touching

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you, good times never felt so good. Yeah, it

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was about sex. So you wanted to bang the young

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Caroline Kennedy? I guess so. I think they made

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that up because it became such a... Karaoke song.

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Everybody did it at stadiums. They had to say

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something. Oh, it's about Caroline Kennedy. Back

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in the 50s, everyone wanted to bang Julie Eisenhower.

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Yeah, that's true. In the 70s, nobody wanted

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to go near Jimmy Carter's daughter, Amy. Amy,

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oh yeah. Oh God, she looked like Chelsea. Oh

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my God. Next up. Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

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Read the lyrics. It's absolutely about having

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sex. Great song. It is. It's a whole lot of fun

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song. It's a great driving song. Probably wrote

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the lyrics. Yeah. This one you probably knew.

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Little Red Corvette. Yeah. By Prince. Yeah. It's

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a great song. Yeah. He talks about the horses

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that were there before me. A pocket full of Trojans.

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Some of them used. Oh. This one surprised me.

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Kiss from a Rose by Seal. Wow. It's about a girl

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losing her virginity. Wow. So read the lyrics

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again. And that was another one. Oh, this is

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so romantic. This is so sweet. Oh, this is all

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about love. No, it's about fucking for the first

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time. That's what it's about. Wow. Isn't that

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crazy? Wow, yeah, it is. This one, Like a Prayer,

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Madonna. It's about blowjobs. Because figure

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Madonna on her knees with her hands in front

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of her face like that, it's the exact position

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she got in to give a blowjob. That's why it's

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like a prayer. Like and not a prayer. Yes. That's

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actually kind of clever. Yep, yep. And you know,

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there's some books, some fictional books I've

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read in the past that authors would throw. both

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erotica and horror in the same book to make it

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more crazy. But in several books, people would

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refer to giving oral sex as like being in church

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or like praying. So that is more of a common

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thread than we realize. Madonna didn't make it

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up, is what I'm saying. But now I'm picturing

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Madonna in the music video on her knees with

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her hands in front of her face like, oh, okay.

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I get it. You know what? It's very believable

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if you look at her in her body of work. Don't

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look at her today. No. Look at her back then.

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Actually, she doesn't look too bad. Remember

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that picture she came out where she looked like

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the character in Saw? Yeah. It's because she

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was still all swollen up from her plastic surgery.

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Oh. And she did that intentionally to shock everybody.

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But she's on a Dolce & Gabbana perfume commercial

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now, and she looks fairly normal. But she still

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looks fake. Yeah, I mean, I've never seen a facelift

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that didn't look fake. Don't Stop Believing by

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Journey. Really? It's about a one -night stand.

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Okay. You know, for something they can share

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the night. It goes on and on. Just a lonely girl,

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just a city boy. They're getting together for

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a... So they were in Windsor, Ontario. Yeah,

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they were. But yeah, they're getting together

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for a one -night stand. Okay. And this one is

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a lot of fun. I'm so excited. The Pointer Sisters.

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I'm so excited. Yeah. I just can't hide it. I'm

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about to lose control and I think I like it.

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It's a song about impending orgasm. Now that

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you say that, that does fit. Yep. The woman who

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wrote it wrote it about here comes the orgasm.

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That's exactly what the song's about. I like

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it more now. I do, too. I love that. And it makes

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a lot of sense. Doesn't it? It's such a happy,

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fun, bouncy song that people dance to and sing

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along and think it's so cute. It's like, yeah,

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she's talking about she's about to squirt. Wow.

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I just love that. I do, too. PMRC had nothing

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to do with that, did they? No, no. So there we

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go. Songs about sex. Yeah, and I had no idea.

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Oh, that's okay. Yeah, that's not dirty. Is that

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it? Yep. Oh, okay. If you want me to keep going,

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I've got... I've got bullet points. Let's do

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some bullet points. Yeah. Twelve minutes in,

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we're already at the bullet points. This is a

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good episode. Yeah, it is. I mean, yeah, we'll

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do this, then we'll go into yours. You're right.

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Okay, and then I've got a ton of shit, too, if

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we get to it. If not, we'll save it until next

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time. We've got a lot more material than we can

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get in this episode, so we've got stuff. All

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right. I want to do the bullet points a little

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bit early because of this. I'm pretty proud of

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a couple of them. You're right. I always love

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them. In 10 years, how will Ozzy's legacy hold

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up? Excellent. I think so, too. I guess it's

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possible that he could bungle a biographical

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movie or do a bad job on a book, but I don't

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think so. I think they're going to be more careful.

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Even if they do have some missteps, Ozzy's fan

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base wants more Ozzy stuff. They want to celebrate

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his life and his career and his legacy, so you

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have to really try to screw that up. What do

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they call it? Biopic? Biopic, yeah. Biopic, yeah.

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Okay, they're coming out with that about the

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story about him and Sharon and how she saved

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him from alcohol and drug abuse. Yeah, it makes

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sense that it would have to be the Sharon years,

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not the before. Yeah, well, before Ozzie admitted

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that he was cheating on his old wife Thelma and

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just miserable. Yeah, that wouldn't give anybody

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a happy feel -good. Well, he wouldn't have done

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anything because he was kicked out of Sabbath

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and addicted to cocaine and alcohol and didn't

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really have anything to speak of. You know, he

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pretty much squandered all his money on partying.

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The stuff that they did get, because they got

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ripped off, it sounds like, quite a bit. Yeah,

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everybody did. Yeah, so I think the biopic is

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going to really, really... I mean, he's already

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mainstream ever since the Osbournes, but I think

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the biopic is going to make people love him even

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more because it's one of those feel -good stories

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that, you know, oh, he was lost, he was torn,

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and then everyone's like, oh, man, look at the

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romance, look at the love. You know, I could

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see it. You know, Ozzy's got that perfect personality

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that he didn't do things to be mean or malicious

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or a jerk or an asshole. He was just being wild

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and crazy and having fun. So everyone got it

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that Ozzy was just celebrating life and indulging

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himself. So there were really not a lot of hard

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feelings for anything he's done. Oh, no. Like

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I said, I met him twice, and both times it felt

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like I was talking to someone I knew. Yeah, just

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a regular guy. He wasn't guarded. And if he had

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a bodyguard around him, well, he probably did.

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Probably did, but you probably just didn't see

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him. But he was so nice. And it was by accident,

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too, because I was trying to walk around Best

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Buy to get to the other side because there's

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a huge line. And the truth of it is, I had no

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idea he was doing another signing. Oh, wow. This

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is years before I met him at a signing. Yeah.

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And he just happened to be walking out the back

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door, I guess, to get to wherever they're going

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or whatever. Almost ran into him. And I was like,

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God, is that easy? You've got to find where they

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go out of, you know, at an arena, I guess, and

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then you can bump into them. Yeah, the guarded

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doors attract too much attention. Yeah, it really

00:16:00.970 --> 00:16:02.850
caught me by surprise. It was one of those things

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that it happened and you didn't realize until

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afterwards. Yeah. It's like, that was a special

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moment. Yeah, like, wow, too bad that didn't

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go slower, you know. Really. All right, will

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there be a huge body of work box set coming out

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of Ozzy? God, I hope so. I hope so, too. Yeah,

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and the technology's there to do it right and

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do a really good job. I've got Alice Cooper's

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The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper. That box

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set is phenomenal, but he came out with a lot

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of music after that, but still, I love it. It's

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got so many different things in there. Is that

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the one that says all the albums with his first

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band? Yes. And then up through, I think, Lace

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and Whiskey? That sounds about right, yeah. Yeah,

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so it's... Beginning of his career through 1979.

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There's posters in there, all stuff. Yeah, and

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it's in a nice box. Great pictures of him on

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the front. I'll have to show you some. Yeah,

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yeah. I'll bring it over. And I'll let you borrow

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it if you want to listen to it. Yeah, I'm probably

00:17:01.960 --> 00:17:05.319
just going to go ahead and buy it. Okay. Because

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I've got most of those on CD already, but there's

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a few I don't. Well, you'll love it because you're

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a fan. I used to be a much bigger Alice Cooper

00:17:15.210 --> 00:17:17.910
fan, but I got so used to him. Yeah. You know,

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I still love the guy and everything, but I used

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to be like, you know, practically worship him.

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Yeah, yeah, I understand. It used to be a bigger

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deal. Yeah, yeah, but I still love the guy, and

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he's, man, if I had to meet anybody, it'd be

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him. Yeah. I come so close, because Davey, I'm

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not going to say through who, but he got some

00:17:37.769 --> 00:17:39.930
backstage passes through somebody that people

00:17:39.930 --> 00:17:42.710
would know the name. Yeah. He got backstage passes,

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and we were there waiting, waiting, waiting.

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And finally a guy comes back and goes, Alice

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went golfing. We're sorry. He's not coming through.

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He normally does. He normally meets his fans.

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You know, I've seen a couple of pictures of Alice

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recently on social media, just out and about

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with his family or his birthday party, et cetera.

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And dude's sporting a mustache, which tells me

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he's seriously thinking about retiring because

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he doesn't perform with any kind of facial hair.

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Well, he's doing the Criss Angel series. Yeah.

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And then he's got a limited tour. He's coming

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by Topeka, I think. I think so. Yeah, he's doing

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smaller markets because I think he plans on probably

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packing the place. Yeah. Like maybe Salina, Kansas

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or something like that. They've got a good -sized

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arena there, and a lot of acts like Alice Cooper

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go there, or Winger and a couple other bands,

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you know. So, all right, next one. Will they

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suddenly find new unreleased music? Yeah. And

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I'll bet you... It's not necessarily going to

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be solo. I bet you it's going to be Sabbath.

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Oh, yeah. Tony Iommi seems to have everything.

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And he's slowly re -releasing this and scrubbing

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up this and reproducing this. That's a smart

00:18:51.250 --> 00:18:53.950
way to do it, yeah. I'm thinking in another five

00:18:53.950 --> 00:18:55.769
years it's going to be, oh, my God, look what

00:18:55.769 --> 00:18:58.990
I stumbled upon. Yeah. Yeah. And look, it's ready

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to go. Yeah, and there's also a demo somewhere

00:19:02.309 --> 00:19:05.769
that Jeff Nichols, the old keyboardist for Sabbath,

00:19:05.950 --> 00:19:10.700
says that he saw. and he heard well jeff nichols

00:19:10.700 --> 00:19:13.700
passed away his son is now saying this but before

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jeff nichols passed away he said yeah he goes

00:19:15.859 --> 00:19:19.019
it's out there somewhere he goes i saw it i listened

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to it and i almost got it and he came back with

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that um he released the song no his son released

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a song that he had for years and he kept called

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slapback with ronnie james deal and this is back

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when he first joined the band not later and not

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later And it's a good song, but, you know. Will

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AI create an Ozzy slash Dio duet? Wouldn't that

00:19:45.160 --> 00:19:47.279
be awesome? Oh, wow. That would be something.

00:19:47.539 --> 00:19:50.299
Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. You know, things

00:19:50.299 --> 00:19:53.240
like that I think there's a market for and people

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would be, you know, interested to see. As long

00:19:55.859 --> 00:19:58.759
as you tell them up front, this is AI, this is

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fake. But when you start trying to pass stuff

00:20:01.500 --> 00:20:05.519
off as real and genuine. Like Motley Crue did

00:20:05.519 --> 00:20:08.539
with the A .I. songs and the A .I. video. That's

00:20:08.539 --> 00:20:10.420
when you get the backlash. I think they could

00:20:10.420 --> 00:20:12.740
have done a much better job half -assing it themselves.

00:20:12.759 --> 00:20:17.420
I know. Just so bad. But yeah, that's an untapped

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potential for A .I. is to create situations that

00:20:20.420 --> 00:20:23.440
never happened in real life. You could have a

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football game between Dan Marino of the 1980s

00:20:30.319 --> 00:20:35.759
versus... The Baltimore Ravens past defense of

00:20:35.759 --> 00:20:39.420
the 2000s. And see how that worked out. And you

00:20:39.420 --> 00:20:42.380
can actually watch the game unfold on video.

00:20:42.779 --> 00:20:44.759
Yeah, you know what? It would be the same thing.

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And I think someone will do it as a gag or something.

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Get some hits, you know. So, alright. In the

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world of hard rock, who would be the most successful

00:20:53.920 --> 00:20:59.059
solo act ever? I think it's Ozzy, actually. It's

00:20:59.059 --> 00:21:00.960
hard to think of someone more successful than

00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:04.039
Ozzy, really. Especially under the circumstances.

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Like I said, he was unceremoniously booted out

00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:08.700
by a bunch of drug addicts for being a drug addict.

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Yeah. Yeah. Gosh. Yeah, I'm going to say Ozzy.

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Yeah. Think of everything that he's done, you

00:21:18.200 --> 00:21:20.319
know. I mean, Alice has had a great solo career.

00:21:20.660 --> 00:21:22.420
Yeah. But he's had ups and downs, and he's not

00:21:22.420 --> 00:21:26.440
heavy metal. Yeah. The thing is, Ozzy never disappeared,

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even during the grunge era, even during the pop

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era, even during the 2000s. He kept doing his

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stuff. Yeah. And he was still very popular through

00:21:33.000 --> 00:21:35.000
all of it. As a matter of fact, he got more popular

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because of certain things that they did, like

00:21:37.220 --> 00:21:40.880
their reality TV show, which was reality at first,

00:21:40.920 --> 00:21:43.299
but later on it was scripted because it was too

00:21:43.299 --> 00:21:46.339
obvious what they were going to say. Yeah. And,

00:21:46.460 --> 00:21:49.359
you know, Alice did kind of blow with the current

00:21:49.359 --> 00:21:54.200
winds. He went through like a post -punk. He

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went through like a power pop phase. He went

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through a downturning industrial sludge phase.

00:22:00.599 --> 00:22:01.900
Yeah, he kind of went through a grunge phase

00:22:01.900 --> 00:22:04.259
too. He did some songs with Chris Cornell and

00:22:04.259 --> 00:22:08.059
a couple other, yeah. So he kind of blew whichever

00:22:08.059 --> 00:22:11.539
way the wind took him. When he did his comeback

00:22:11.539 --> 00:22:15.940
after his first addiction mess, after a second

00:22:15.940 --> 00:22:18.420
addiction mess with cocaine, he came back as

00:22:18.420 --> 00:22:22.750
fast, hard rock. with Kane Roberts and Kip Winger

00:22:22.750 --> 00:22:26.869
and that band. And it was totally different than

00:22:26.869 --> 00:22:28.950
anything he'd ever done before, but that's what

00:22:28.950 --> 00:22:31.109
got him back on the map. And then four years

00:22:31.109 --> 00:22:35.329
later, he was doing the album Trash with Bon

00:22:35.329 --> 00:22:39.069
Jovi and Steven Tyler and all sorts of other

00:22:39.069 --> 00:22:42.009
people writing hits. Yeah, it was a lot of power

00:22:42.009 --> 00:22:45.779
pop. stuff so yeah ozzy was always ozzy he's

00:22:45.779 --> 00:22:48.420
like this is my music this is what i do and he

00:22:48.420 --> 00:22:50.019
you know he had some variety kind of changed

00:22:50.019 --> 00:22:52.059
a little bit here but he stayed true to his fans

00:22:52.059 --> 00:22:54.140
and they supported him all the way through it

00:22:54.140 --> 00:22:57.279
i think alice doesn't have nearly the same fans

00:22:57.279 --> 00:23:01.039
as he did back before i think his fan base kind

00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:03.720
of changes over time because he's changed so

00:23:03.720 --> 00:23:06.039
many times kind of like david bowie did oh yeah

00:23:06.039 --> 00:23:08.579
that's true he reinvented himself every few albums

00:23:10.720 --> 00:23:13.019
Can't argue with it. He did it very well. But

00:23:13.019 --> 00:23:15.299
I think Ozzy did it the exact right way for him

00:23:15.299 --> 00:23:17.920
and for his style of music. It's like, just be

00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:20.920
true to this, just do this. Yeah, he never had

00:23:20.920 --> 00:23:23.160
to change his music or anything. As a matter

00:23:23.160 --> 00:23:25.240
of fact, I can give you a pretty good comparison

00:23:25.240 --> 00:23:29.759
of Ozzy and Alice. Alice hired people like Orianti,

00:23:29.940 --> 00:23:36.700
Nina Strauss, Kane Roberts, Kip Winger, like

00:23:36.700 --> 00:23:40.259
you said. But Ozzy, not only did he get the...

00:23:40.480 --> 00:23:42.940
most talented guitarist, but he got the coolest

00:23:42.940 --> 00:23:46.140
looking one. You see, where Alice wasn't really

00:23:46.140 --> 00:23:48.519
that worried about image because he was the show,

00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:50.900
where Ozzy was kind of like, oh, no, no, no,

00:23:50.900 --> 00:23:52.440
no, because that's why they didn't hire George

00:23:52.440 --> 00:23:55.960
Lynch. He had short hair. And Ozzy's like, man,

00:23:56.039 --> 00:23:58.099
we've got to hire this guy. He's such a guitarist.

00:23:58.180 --> 00:24:01.160
And Sharon goes, no, he's got short hair. So

00:24:01.160 --> 00:24:04.259
they got Jakey Lee, and that worked out. I got

00:24:04.259 --> 00:24:06.519
hired in a band because two of the guys had short

00:24:06.519 --> 00:24:09.180
hair, and they needed more long hairs. It was

00:24:09.180 --> 00:24:10.819
between me and another drummer who had short

00:24:10.819 --> 00:24:14.539
hair, so my long hair got me in the band. Hey,

00:24:14.539 --> 00:24:17.500
whatever it takes. Yeah. Richie Blackmore, that's

00:24:17.500 --> 00:24:19.839
why Graham Bonnet, he was so mad at him, and

00:24:19.839 --> 00:24:23.640
he had to fire him. He said that he put Graham

00:24:23.640 --> 00:24:26.039
Bonnet, he was a lounge singer. Graham Bonnet

00:24:26.039 --> 00:24:29.180
was a lounge singer, very good. And he was really

00:24:29.180 --> 00:24:31.859
good with rock. I don't know if he, I'm not sure

00:24:31.859 --> 00:24:35.539
how that whole thing originated, okay? But they

00:24:35.539 --> 00:24:38.140
hired him. And Richie Blackmore said, you have

00:24:38.140 --> 00:24:39.839
to grow your hair out. He said, all right, you're

00:24:39.839 --> 00:24:41.640
part of this band, but you have to grow your

00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:43.940
hair out. He said, we can't have someone looking

00:24:43.940 --> 00:24:46.380
like a lounge singer in the band. We're a hard

00:24:46.380 --> 00:24:50.799
rock, heavy metal band. So he put people in charge

00:24:50.799 --> 00:24:53.059
of him, did not let him out of his hotel room

00:24:53.059 --> 00:24:56.920
because he's threatening to cut his hair. He

00:24:56.920 --> 00:24:59.799
snuck out the window, got a buzz cut, and the

00:24:59.799 --> 00:25:02.319
next day. Richie's on stage with him, and he

00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:04.400
kept wanting to hit him in the back of the head

00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:07.259
with his guitar. And he goes, well, I just got

00:25:07.259 --> 00:25:09.839
out of jail in Germany for doing that. I better

00:25:09.839 --> 00:25:12.420
get rid of this guy before I do it. He said he

00:25:12.420 --> 00:25:14.519
was seriously entertaining the thought of hitting

00:25:14.519 --> 00:25:19.640
him with his guitar. But yeah, it does make a

00:25:19.640 --> 00:25:24.579
difference, and I agree with it. Do you think

00:25:24.579 --> 00:25:31.190
that Udo Dirkschneider cries at night? Probably

00:25:31.190 --> 00:25:34.650
so, yeah. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah, he's

00:25:34.650 --> 00:25:37.089
wishing he was Rob Halford, but he's not. He's

00:25:37.089 --> 00:25:43.470
wishing he was 6 '1", but he's 5'. He does have

00:25:43.470 --> 00:25:45.890
a great voice, though. A great heavy metal voice.

00:25:46.089 --> 00:25:49.289
Really, he couldn't sing anything else. Yeah.

00:25:49.349 --> 00:25:52.930
But great at heavy metal. All right. Who likes

00:25:52.930 --> 00:25:55.890
peanut butter and jelly better? Vince Neil or

00:25:55.890 --> 00:26:03.029
Tommy Lee? I'm going to say Tommy Lee. Hey, my

00:26:03.029 --> 00:26:05.730
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00:26:23.609 --> 00:26:28.369
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00:26:28.369 --> 00:26:31.339
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00:26:31.740 --> 00:26:34.460
If it's too loud, you probably have ear damage

00:26:34.460 --> 00:26:45.200
just like me. Oh, no. Deep fried burritos. Yeah.

00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:49.400
With a lot of queso. Yeah. Batter dipped and

00:26:49.400 --> 00:26:52.680
fried in Mars bar. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tommy

00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:56.450
Lee did like. Fire down a big plate of cheesy

00:26:56.450 --> 00:26:59.609
nachos and corn dogs and still come back for

00:26:59.609 --> 00:27:01.309
more. And he'd start farting in his woman's face

00:27:01.309 --> 00:27:05.029
going, hey, hey, come here, honey. In fact, I

00:27:05.029 --> 00:27:06.750
could see Tommy Lee eating peanut butter and

00:27:06.750 --> 00:27:09.849
pickle sandwiches. Oh, I could too. Yeah. I could

00:27:09.849 --> 00:27:12.930
see him picking the scabs off and probably eating

00:27:12.930 --> 00:27:17.349
those. You got a sunburn and you're peeling?

00:27:17.470 --> 00:27:24.569
Come here, come here. Now this next one. This

00:27:24.569 --> 00:27:26.710
is what I'm really, I'm proud of all these, but

00:27:26.710 --> 00:27:28.390
this is what I'm really proud of. I was in a

00:27:28.390 --> 00:27:33.069
weird mood. Who has dirtier fingernails? Chad

00:27:33.069 --> 00:27:38.190
Kroger or Klaus Mein of the Scorpions? I'm going

00:27:38.190 --> 00:27:42.569
to say Chad Kroger. Yeah. Yeah. If you said Andre

00:27:42.569 --> 00:27:44.609
the Giant, he'd be in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:45.549 --> 00:27:47.990
He probably got the fecal material of six or

00:27:47.990 --> 00:27:55.849
seven guys up in his fingernail. Yeah, I think

00:27:55.849 --> 00:27:57.269
I'm going to go with Chad Kroger. Yeah, I'll

00:27:57.269 --> 00:27:59.910
go with Chad. Yeah, I think he probably picks

00:27:59.910 --> 00:28:02.730
his nose constantly. How ironic that he's named

00:28:02.730 --> 00:28:06.390
Chad. Yeah, he's a Chad. He's a hanging Chad.

00:28:06.470 --> 00:28:09.309
He's a dinging Chad. He's a dingle Chad. A dingle

00:28:09.309 --> 00:28:15.460
Chad. Google it. All right. Will John 5 be proven

00:28:15.460 --> 00:28:19.220
to be an actual robot? Yeah, I think he will.

00:28:19.359 --> 00:28:21.839
He is, yeah, I agree. He's a robot. He's not

00:28:21.839 --> 00:28:24.079
real. I've heard that he's trying to go out and

00:28:24.079 --> 00:28:26.779
do some of his own solo stuff and his own things

00:28:26.779 --> 00:28:28.339
on his own. I think there's friction. Yeah, there's

00:28:28.339 --> 00:28:31.019
friction. He's trying to rebuild his image apart

00:28:31.019 --> 00:28:34.259
from Motley Crue. That looks like definite cracks.

00:28:34.900 --> 00:28:36.920
Serious cracks. But I don't think he wants to

00:28:36.920 --> 00:28:39.700
go back and rob Zombie. I don't think so. I don't

00:28:39.700 --> 00:28:42.059
think so. They never had a falling out. I think

00:28:42.059 --> 00:28:44.619
he's done with that phase. Yeah. Rob's moved

00:28:44.619 --> 00:28:46.519
on. He's probably happy with who he's got now.

00:28:46.700 --> 00:28:48.400
He's like, yeah, there's no room for you. We're

00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:50.940
happy. Yeah. Who knows if there was even a discussion,

00:28:51.000 --> 00:28:54.079
but if there was, I'm pretty sure that Rob Zombie's

00:28:54.079 --> 00:28:55.980
good with who he has because he has his pick.

00:28:56.420 --> 00:28:59.839
Very successful guy. Sounds like there's a very

00:28:59.839 --> 00:29:02.500
large bomber aircraft flying overhead, doesn't

00:29:02.500 --> 00:29:05.000
it? Oh, there is. Yeah. Big -ass rumble. Yeah.

00:29:05.180 --> 00:29:07.099
Okay, there's the chemtrails that everybody laughed

00:29:07.099 --> 00:29:09.759
at. Yeah. Yeah, kind of like Epstein Island.

00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:13.740
Did you know the Nickelodeon logo, that splat

00:29:13.740 --> 00:29:16.680
logo, is the exact shape of Epstein's Island?

00:29:17.380 --> 00:29:22.380
No. It is. Wow. I've seen so many pictures with

00:29:22.380 --> 00:29:26.819
overlays. And here's another thing. SpongeBob

00:29:26.819 --> 00:29:28.940
SquarePants, the address that's on his driver's

00:29:28.940 --> 00:29:32.200
license, type that into Google Maps, take you

00:29:32.200 --> 00:29:37.369
right to Epstein's Island. Wow. Yeah. Now, sometimes

00:29:37.369 --> 00:29:39.269
it'll screw up and take you some other places,

00:29:39.289 --> 00:29:41.730
but more often than not, it'll show you Epstein's

00:29:41.730 --> 00:29:44.710
Island. That's fucked up. Nickelodeon, apparently,

00:29:44.789 --> 00:29:48.710
has been the minor league's conduit for all of

00:29:48.710 --> 00:29:52.910
the children they took to that island. Well,

00:29:52.990 --> 00:29:55.289
I'll put it like this. It may have started out

00:29:55.289 --> 00:29:58.380
wholesome and pure. but it soon got infected

00:29:58.380 --> 00:30:00.720
with pedophiles because of the nature of what

00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:03.160
it was. There's that one big executive producer

00:30:03.160 --> 00:30:05.740
that ran Nickelodeon for a while, and he's definitely

00:30:05.740 --> 00:30:09.519
been found to be a pedo. And he was in charge

00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:11.039
of Nickelodeon for years and years and years.

00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:13.759
With all those children. Yep. But then again,

00:30:14.019 --> 00:30:18.859
the parents that left the children there, I got

00:30:18.859 --> 00:30:21.539
questions about that. Yep. But, you know, evil

00:30:21.539 --> 00:30:23.319
does like to hide in plain sight, don't they?

00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:29.430
Yes, they do. Yes, they do. Yep. All right. Will

00:30:29.430 --> 00:30:32.609
Tommy Lee take a shower anytime soon? No. No.

00:30:32.930 --> 00:30:35.829
No. You go up to him and go, hey, did you take

00:30:35.829 --> 00:30:40.170
a shower today? What? I don't understand. Take

00:30:40.170 --> 00:30:43.430
what? What's a shower? I've never heard of it.

00:30:43.630 --> 00:30:46.210
Oh, that's when someone has a baby, right? Yeah,

00:30:46.230 --> 00:30:49.269
that shit. Oh, you mean someone pees on me like

00:30:49.269 --> 00:30:51.349
a golden shower? Oh, yeah, yeah. I had Pam do

00:30:51.349 --> 00:30:57.309
that. All right. What is your estimation of the

00:30:57.309 --> 00:30:59.650
cost of Tommy Lee's chlamydia meds per week?

00:30:59.849 --> 00:31:03.890
Oh, wow. Allegedly. Probably about the same as

00:31:03.890 --> 00:31:10.809
the gross national product of Bolivia. There's

00:31:10.809 --> 00:31:13.849
probably a whole pharmaceutical company and a

00:31:13.849 --> 00:31:16.650
fleet of pharmacists that are living the high

00:31:16.650 --> 00:31:21.369
life supplying Tommy Lee with STI drugs. Oh,

00:31:21.369 --> 00:31:24.579
yeah. You know, they're like... Did you ship

00:31:24.579 --> 00:31:27.319
the stuff to Tommy? You know, he needs it today.

00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:31.220
And especially since Tommy Lee has about 17 square

00:31:31.220 --> 00:31:35.279
yards of dick. That's a lot of surface area to

00:31:35.279 --> 00:31:37.960
treat. Yes, it is. If he's using ointment, he's

00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:42.559
got to get econosized. Yeah. They give him the

00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:44.240
regular one. He looks at it and goes, you know

00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:47.400
who I am? Oh, you're the guy that steered a boat

00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:49.559
with his penis. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang

00:31:49.559 --> 00:31:52.660
on. Bring 30 of those. You're the one that made

00:31:52.660 --> 00:31:56.660
LBJ look like a pencil dick. Yeah. They needed

00:31:56.660 --> 00:31:59.779
him back when LBJ was one stupid argument. Yeah.

00:32:00.039 --> 00:32:02.900
Hang on. Hang on. Here's Tommy Lee and his banana

00:32:02.900 --> 00:32:08.900
dick. Yeah. He broke the table. LBJ going, I'm

00:32:08.900 --> 00:32:11.519
done. You want to be my vice president? Yeah.

00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:17.140
We'll be the penis brothers. Yeah. And then finally,

00:32:17.299 --> 00:32:19.930
while we're talking about penises. Yes. Who has

00:32:19.930 --> 00:32:23.690
a larger penis, Max Floyd or Randy Miller? I'm

00:32:23.690 --> 00:32:26.210
going to say Max Floyd just because he's older.

00:32:27.329 --> 00:32:30.190
You know, yeah, I would say so. I would say Randy

00:32:30.190 --> 00:32:32.569
might have one that's slightly bigger, but he's

00:32:32.569 --> 00:32:35.269
got a big old bend in it. Yeah, he's got peronies.

00:32:35.349 --> 00:32:39.049
Yeah, and it takes about a quarter turn to the

00:32:39.049 --> 00:32:42.369
counterclockwise. And all this is joking, just

00:32:42.369 --> 00:32:45.880
parody. Allegedly. There's only been about five

00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:47.799
or six times when I've looked at Randy Miller's

00:32:47.799 --> 00:32:53.240
penis. Allegedly. Yeah, and you showed me the

00:32:53.240 --> 00:32:55.160
pictures, and I was like, yeah, yeah, that looks

00:32:55.160 --> 00:32:57.819
like Peroni's. Now, if you want to know who has

00:32:57.819 --> 00:33:00.839
bigger balls, that's Max Floyd. Yes. Yeah, I

00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:04.240
mean, he served the country in the armed forces.

00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:08.200
Yes. Big balls on him. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I respect

00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:11.079
that guy immensely. So it's funny, when he was

00:33:11.079 --> 00:33:13.519
General Max Floyd of the Rock and Roll Army,

00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:18.039
he was ex -military. I know. Just the look on

00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:20.880
his face on those posters, where he's just got

00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:24.480
that googly -eyed look with the helmet on. He

00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:27.079
looks unhinged. Let's do what he says. And all

00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:29.440
this was like disco stuff. Like up in Chicago

00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:32.319
with Steve Dahl doing the blowing up Fenway stuff.

00:33:32.900 --> 00:33:35.859
And Max Floyd's down here with the Rock and Roll

00:33:35.859 --> 00:33:38.440
Army, no disco. I mean, it was such an exciting

00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:42.380
time in music. Too bad I was so young. So, you

00:33:42.380 --> 00:33:44.700
know. But, you know, that's when rock and roll

00:33:44.700 --> 00:33:46.900
has always been the most fun, when it's the outsider.

00:33:47.220 --> 00:33:49.059
Yeah, that's what they made it. Yeah, because

00:33:49.059 --> 00:33:51.440
at the time they were pushing disco and lounge

00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:54.980
music and easy listening and safe for work radio.

00:33:56.170 --> 00:33:58.269
And Rock was like, yeah, we're just going to

00:33:58.269 --> 00:34:00.289
be over here loud and rude and nasty. Yeah, we're

00:34:00.289 --> 00:34:02.170
still flipping you off over here while you're

00:34:02.170 --> 00:34:05.029
over there giggling about the Thompson twins.

00:34:05.269 --> 00:34:08.690
Yes. We still hate you. And nice, safe, non -threatening

00:34:08.690 --> 00:34:12.210
boy bands for the little girls. Yes, yep. Fluffy

00:34:12.210 --> 00:34:16.650
hair. Yep. Nice outfits. Yep. They sing about

00:34:16.650 --> 00:34:19.630
puppy love and lollipops. Yeah. Oh, the Sean

00:34:19.630 --> 00:34:23.630
Cassidy's back then. Yes. The D. Ren Ren. Donny

00:34:23.630 --> 00:34:26.860
Osmond. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Donny Osmond. You had

00:34:26.860 --> 00:34:29.340
to keep him away from your woman, though. Yeah.

00:34:29.340 --> 00:34:32.880
Yeah, he hypnotized me. Yeah. Yeah. That smile.

00:34:33.320 --> 00:34:36.420
Yep. Hi. The panties just evaporate. Oh, yeah,

00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:40.539
yeah, yeah. He is a panty melter. Yep. It's like,

00:34:40.579 --> 00:34:42.199
what are all these panties doing on the floor?

00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:44.539
Well, Donny Osmond came in to get a burger. Oh.

00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:47.659
Oh, okay. All right. Yep. It's like you walk

00:34:47.659 --> 00:34:49.619
into a room full of women and there's like...

00:34:49.820 --> 00:34:52.059
wet puddles on the floor it's like where'd this

00:34:52.059 --> 00:34:53.820
come from it's like well some guy with a loud

00:34:53.820 --> 00:34:55.940
engine was revving it outside and every woman

00:34:55.940 --> 00:34:57.800
in here just soaked her panties yeah of course

00:34:57.800 --> 00:35:03.280
because they responded The penis extenders work,

00:35:03.519 --> 00:35:08.039
guys. Gotta tell you, if you've got a loud vehicle

00:35:08.039 --> 00:35:11.219
or a lifted vehicle, the only people you're impressing

00:35:11.219 --> 00:35:14.300
are the other guys with a vehicle just like yours.

00:35:14.380 --> 00:35:16.039
Yes. And if that's who you want to go to bed

00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:18.059
with, then fine. But if you think you're getting

00:35:18.059 --> 00:35:21.119
any pussy, no, you're not. You're not. They're

00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:23.179
thinking, number one, that guy has a small penis.

00:35:23.480 --> 00:35:25.900
Yeah. I've confirmed that over and over with

00:35:25.900 --> 00:35:28.889
friends of my wife. Is that... Truly what you

00:35:28.889 --> 00:35:31.050
think when you see a guy with a big lifted truck?

00:35:31.210 --> 00:35:34.289
Oh, yeah, micropenis. No, yeah, I've asked him

00:35:34.289 --> 00:35:37.469
if women, friends, and wife and all that, you

00:35:37.469 --> 00:35:39.650
know, yeah, that's what they think. They're like,

00:35:39.650 --> 00:35:41.909
what is that guy hiding that he has to have that?

00:35:42.329 --> 00:35:45.050
Usually micropenis. And you spend, you know,

00:35:45.050 --> 00:35:48.909
75 grand on an artificial penis that he can drive

00:35:48.909 --> 00:35:53.110
around and try to impress people with. Yep. Hey,

00:35:53.130 --> 00:35:54.750
well, if he enjoys it, you know, knock yourself

00:35:54.750 --> 00:35:58.719
out, dude. Ford sure appreciates the money. Yeah,

00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:01.659
and they'll keep you on the hook for 8 % interest

00:36:01.659 --> 00:36:04.099
because you have to have it. I'm not meaning

00:36:04.099 --> 00:36:07.000
to imply that only Ford owners have micropenises.

00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:09.840
Dodge owners, Chevy, all of them. Micropenises

00:36:09.840 --> 00:36:12.300
are spread among all the car brands and trucks

00:36:12.300 --> 00:36:15.519
and motorcycle brands. Maybe we need to come

00:36:15.519 --> 00:36:18.699
up with a list to identify men with micropenis

00:36:18.699 --> 00:36:22.480
syndrome. Oh, yeah. Maybe next week? Yeah, let's

00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:26.150
work on what do... Micro Penises Drive, Woody

00:36:26.150 --> 00:36:30.710
Douchebags Drive. Yeah. Okay, that's a good idea.

00:36:30.789 --> 00:36:34.329
I like that. Yeah. All right, I'm going to put

00:36:34.329 --> 00:36:38.030
that in my phone as going to do if you want to

00:36:38.030 --> 00:36:43.190
go ahead and start on the next subject. All right,

00:36:43.250 --> 00:36:46.849
I've got original band names versus the band

00:36:46.849 --> 00:36:49.650
name you know them under. Uh -huh. Some of these

00:36:49.650 --> 00:36:53.449
you'll know, I'm sure. First one up, we got Tom

00:36:53.449 --> 00:37:00.530
and Jerry. Who do you think they became? I don't

00:37:00.530 --> 00:37:04.090
know. Simon and Garfunkel. I mentioned that,

00:37:04.130 --> 00:37:07.429
I think, a couple episodes ago where they got

00:37:07.429 --> 00:37:10.170
together as Tom and Jerry, put out a song, and

00:37:10.170 --> 00:37:12.210
then broke up, and then reformed later as Simon

00:37:12.210 --> 00:37:19.030
and Garfunkel. Yep. Next up, Mookie Blaylock.

00:37:21.670 --> 00:37:24.929
You know who that was? Yeah. Pearl Jam. Really?

00:37:25.170 --> 00:37:27.989
Yep. Wow. Pearl Jam was originally called Mookie

00:37:27.989 --> 00:37:32.230
Blaylock. Okay, wow. Next band, they started

00:37:32.230 --> 00:37:36.929
out as On A Friday. That's not a bad name, On

00:37:36.929 --> 00:37:40.449
A Friday. No, not at all. Yeah. But they eventually

00:37:40.449 --> 00:37:46.369
became Radiohead. Okay. I was put in mind of

00:37:46.369 --> 00:37:51.349
Sheryl Crow's album, the Tuesday Evening... What

00:37:51.349 --> 00:37:55.769
was it, Tuesday Night Social Club? Yeah. So she'd

00:37:55.769 --> 00:37:57.769
get together with some other musicians on Tuesday

00:37:57.769 --> 00:38:00.710
night and jam. So she wound up calling the album

00:38:00.710 --> 00:38:03.750
that, but I guess Radiohead used to get together

00:38:03.750 --> 00:38:05.530
on a Friday to practice, so they just called

00:38:05.530 --> 00:38:11.269
their band on a Friday. Like that? Yeah. The

00:38:11.269 --> 00:38:16.590
Obelisk. Renamed themselves The Cure. Okay. Robert

00:38:16.590 --> 00:38:22.289
Smith. Here's a good one, Smile. They were dental

00:38:22.289 --> 00:38:27.789
students. They became Queen. Queen? Oh, wait

00:38:27.789 --> 00:38:29.889
a minute. Queen was originally Smile. Yeah, that's

00:38:29.889 --> 00:38:34.969
right. I knew that. Atomic Mass was the first

00:38:34.969 --> 00:38:39.469
name of Def Leppard. Oh, wow. If you've ever

00:38:39.469 --> 00:38:41.789
watched The Voice, especially the early seasons,

00:38:41.829 --> 00:38:47.090
you probably know this one. Kara's Flowers. Adam

00:38:47.090 --> 00:38:50.369
Levine? In this band Maroon 5. Oh, it was? Maroon

00:38:50.369 --> 00:38:52.250
5? Yeah, Maroon 5 was originally Kara's Flowers,

00:38:52.349 --> 00:38:54.250
but Adam Levine told that story over and over

00:38:54.250 --> 00:38:56.329
on the show. Maybe that's where I kind of got

00:38:56.329 --> 00:39:01.590
the idea. Okay. The Pendletons. Wait a minute,

00:39:01.690 --> 00:39:07.869
I knew that. It starts with the. Go ahead. The

00:39:07.869 --> 00:39:11.329
Beach Boys. The Beach Boys. Yeah. Now, they changed

00:39:11.329 --> 00:39:14.449
the name because there was a company called Pendleton.

00:39:14.969 --> 00:39:17.530
They didn't want any beef with them. There's

00:39:17.530 --> 00:39:20.309
also a town named Pendleton in Oregon, and they

00:39:20.309 --> 00:39:22.730
had no association with them. So, like, eh. And

00:39:22.730 --> 00:39:24.610
they really did name themselves after the sweater.

00:39:25.630 --> 00:39:27.909
Okay. But they thought, eh, we don't want to

00:39:27.909 --> 00:39:29.949
fight them for legal rights, so they just changed

00:39:29.949 --> 00:39:34.769
it. Here's a good one. Sweet Children. Okay.

00:39:34.969 --> 00:39:41.889
That was Green Day. Wow. What a name. Yeah. Mr.

00:39:42.150 --> 00:39:47.289
Crow's Garden became the Black Crows. That makes

00:39:47.289 --> 00:39:50.909
sense. That makes sense, yeah. The Band -Aid

00:39:50.909 --> 00:39:56.289
Boys. Okay. This one you'll never guess. They

00:39:56.289 --> 00:39:59.829
became Bone Thugs -N -Harmony. They were originally

00:39:59.829 --> 00:40:03.670
the Band -Aid Boys. They're, again, a brand name,

00:40:03.710 --> 00:40:05.690
so they couldn't use that once they got signed.

00:40:05.789 --> 00:40:12.690
Yeah. The Young Aborigines. They became the Beastie

00:40:12.690 --> 00:40:15.980
Boys. Oh, wow. Yeah. Uh, here's one you'll know.

00:40:16.039 --> 00:40:19.860
Wicked Lester. Oh yeah, Kiss. Kiss, yeah. Uh,

00:40:19.960 --> 00:40:26.219
The Screaming Ab -Dabs. I don't know. Pink Floyd.

00:40:26.500 --> 00:40:30.559
No kidding. What, what, whatever. I mean, do

00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:32.539
you ever associate screaming with Pink Floyd?

00:40:32.739 --> 00:40:36.280
No. Never. No, no. And what's an Ab -Dab? I'm

00:40:36.280 --> 00:40:38.280
not really sure. Something they saw on a NASA

00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:44.039
trip? I don't know. Wow. Uh, Soft White Underbelly.

00:40:44.929 --> 00:40:48.489
Wait a minute, that rings a bell. Yep. It's a

00:40:48.489 --> 00:40:54.449
70s band. Go ahead. Blue Oyster Cult. Okay, that's

00:40:54.449 --> 00:40:57.190
it. Yep. They used to, when they'd get ready

00:40:57.190 --> 00:40:59.710
for a new tour, they'd go out and do a few dates

00:40:59.710 --> 00:41:02.150
as Soft White Underbelly to practice the tour.

00:41:02.389 --> 00:41:04.190
Yeah, and no one would know who they were. Yep,

00:41:04.190 --> 00:41:05.650
they just thought they were Blue Oyster Cult

00:41:05.650 --> 00:41:08.849
cover band. Yeah. These guys do a really good

00:41:08.849 --> 00:41:11.349
job. Man, they even look just like them. Yes.

00:41:12.170 --> 00:41:15.820
The Salty Peppers. Some red hot chili peppers?

00:41:16.019 --> 00:41:17.820
You'd think, but it was earth, wind, and fire.

00:41:18.099 --> 00:41:25.679
Wow. Okay. Neat. Here's a good one. Pud. Is there

00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:28.639
muddle of pud? No. No? It's the Doobie Brothers.

00:41:28.860 --> 00:41:31.300
Oh, I mean... Puddle of mud. Yeah, we called

00:41:31.300 --> 00:41:35.099
them muddle of pud. Who was it? The Doobie Brothers.

00:41:35.300 --> 00:41:37.079
The Doobie Brothers. Okay. They called themselves

00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:41.119
Pud. Pud. I'm surprised they didn't call it putz.

00:41:41.539 --> 00:41:46.699
Is that too? Both fit. Okay, Burn the Priest.

00:41:49.679 --> 00:41:52.679
This is a current band that we recently talked

00:41:52.679 --> 00:41:58.800
about. There was some controversy over a music

00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:01.780
festival they were supposedly playing. Oh, shit.

00:42:01.900 --> 00:42:04.780
Go ahead. Lamb of God. Lamb of God. Yep, they

00:42:04.780 --> 00:42:06.610
were originally called Burn the Priest. I can

00:42:06.610 --> 00:42:08.710
imagine their record label saying, no, no, no,

00:42:08.809 --> 00:42:12.050
no. You can't say Burn the Priest. Oh, I can

00:42:12.050 --> 00:42:13.630
see that, too. They were also named something

00:42:13.630 --> 00:42:15.789
else before that, too. They had two names. Yeah,

00:42:15.789 --> 00:42:20.329
yeah. Oh, well, it doesn't matter. Tony Flo and

00:42:20.329 --> 00:42:22.969
the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem.

00:42:24.730 --> 00:42:27.389
I don't know. That was the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

00:42:27.469 --> 00:42:31.449
Okay. But, no, you know what? You're right about

00:42:31.449 --> 00:42:35.000
that. Burn the Priest, they had to. Yeah, there's

00:42:35.000 --> 00:42:36.820
stores that would definitely not sell that album.

00:42:36.940 --> 00:42:45.019
Yeah. The last one, the Polka -Tolk Band. So

00:42:45.019 --> 00:42:46.880
many of these are familiar, and I know them,

00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:48.460
but I can't remember who is that. You'll kick

00:42:48.460 --> 00:42:50.360
yourself. Black Sabbath. Black Sabbath, okay.

00:42:50.860 --> 00:42:53.500
That was before they were Earth. Yeah, I had

00:42:53.500 --> 00:42:56.559
never heard of the Polka -Tolk Band. That's actually

00:42:56.559 --> 00:42:59.079
in three books. It's in Geezer Butler's book.

00:42:59.139 --> 00:43:02.059
Oh, wow. It's in Tony Iommi's book, and it's

00:43:02.059 --> 00:43:06.179
in one of Ozzy's books. So what I got left is

00:43:06.179 --> 00:43:11.840
11 pages of really odd band names. Okay. We won't

00:43:11.840 --> 00:43:15.840
do all 11 pages of this. Okay, give me a second

00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:20.219
here, and I've got some more stuff. Oh, you can

00:43:20.219 --> 00:43:22.360
go ahead and go into that. All right. Now let's

00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:25.820
start with the A's. Now these are actually bands

00:43:25.820 --> 00:43:28.699
that registered their name. So this isn't just,

00:43:28.820 --> 00:43:30.699
you know, some one -off. These people actually

00:43:30.699 --> 00:43:33.380
registered their name so no one else could take

00:43:33.380 --> 00:43:41.360
it. The Above Average Weight Band. Abracadabra.

00:43:42.059 --> 00:43:45.400
That's a good one. I like that. The Abstract

00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:47.920
Penis Brigade. Oh, I like that one the best.

00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:55.719
Admiral Poopypants and His Dancing Teeth. Afghanistan

00:43:55.719 --> 00:44:01.679
Banana Stand. Wow. Here's one I really like.

00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:14.139
The Al Roker Death Cult Wind Ensemble. Wow. Alzheimer's.

00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:21.860
Alzheimer's. The Albino Toilet Boys. Here's another

00:44:21.860 --> 00:44:28.659
one. Alcoholocost. All of these are great names,

00:44:28.739 --> 00:44:30.800
but probably names that wouldn't make it. Yeah,

00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:37.119
yeah. Alien Nymphos from Uranus. That's my favorite.

00:44:37.239 --> 00:44:43.940
Alien Sex Fiend. All You Can Eat. All You Can

00:44:43.940 --> 00:44:46.579
Eat. That sounds a little weird. Love that. The

00:44:46.579 --> 00:44:53.599
Almighty Lumberjacks of Death. Very cool. Amish

00:44:53.599 --> 00:45:02.090
Meth Lab. This one cracked me up. Amputato. Amputato.

00:45:03.550 --> 00:45:07.610
I want to see what that looks like. Anal speech

00:45:07.610 --> 00:45:17.250
therapy. An emotional fish. Angry amputees. I

00:45:17.250 --> 00:45:21.369
want to see them perform. Yeah, me too. Anus

00:45:21.369 --> 00:45:28.989
the menace. Apocalypse Hoboken. Okay. Armed and

00:45:28.989 --> 00:45:37.360
hammered. Okay. The Arrogant Worms. Ashtray Boy.

00:45:39.139 --> 00:45:41.380
Here's one I've actually heard of. The Atomic

00:45:41.380 --> 00:45:45.320
Bitchwax. They actually do concerts, put out

00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:47.420
albums. They're associated loosely with Monster

00:45:47.420 --> 00:45:51.380
Magnet. Oh, okay. They tour together sometimes.

00:45:51.980 --> 00:45:58.280
The Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice. And Ayatollah

00:45:58.280 --> 00:46:06.219
Mama Please. Okay. So that's the A's. Some of

00:46:06.219 --> 00:46:09.420
them were drug -induced, I'm certain. I really

00:46:09.420 --> 00:46:12.579
like the Al Roker Death Cult Wind Ensemble. That's

00:46:12.579 --> 00:46:16.300
great. Who the hell came up with that is what

00:46:16.300 --> 00:46:21.219
I'd like to know. So, you want me to go into

00:46:21.219 --> 00:46:23.400
the B's? Yeah, yeah. You have to go a little

00:46:23.400 --> 00:46:25.000
bit here because I've got a little business I'm

00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:28.500
doing. I'm listening, but... All right. Baldilocks.

00:46:29.099 --> 00:46:32.300
Baldy locks? Baldy locks. Oh, I love that. Ballpoint

00:46:32.300 --> 00:46:38.079
banana. Yeah, that's cool. Bologna ponies. Yeah,

00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:40.280
bologna ponies. That probably has something to

00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:46.239
do with the penis. Barefoot hockey goalie. Like

00:46:46.239 --> 00:46:53.519
that? Barf. Barf? I love that one. That's just

00:46:53.519 --> 00:47:01.869
straight to the point. Barnyard slut. The Barry

00:47:01.869 --> 00:47:06.269
White Boys. Like that one did. I hope it's a

00:47:06.269 --> 00:47:08.769
bunch of white guys doing Barry White. That would

00:47:08.769 --> 00:47:14.530
be funny as hell. The Barstool Prophets. Uh -huh.

00:47:16.170 --> 00:47:22.909
Bass Holes. Bass Holes? The Beatnik Termites.

00:47:23.150 --> 00:47:32.920
Like that one? Ben Dover and the Screamers. Bernie

00:47:32.920 --> 00:47:35.519
the Trailer Park Queen and the Deadbeat Dads.

00:47:37.599 --> 00:47:42.480
That's pretty good. That's good? Bimbo Tool Shed.

00:47:43.719 --> 00:47:46.119
I don't know what it means, but it just sounds

00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:49.940
good. It sounds great. Whatever it is. Bjorn

00:47:49.940 --> 00:47:57.239
Again. Bjorn Again. Bleeding Rectum. Oh. Yeah.

00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:00.860
I would go see a band called that. Below Hid

00:48:00.860 --> 00:48:05.460
Scrotum. Hey, hey, hey, Topher, who are you going

00:48:05.460 --> 00:48:07.940
to go watch tonight again? Bloated Scrotum. Hey,

00:48:07.980 --> 00:48:10.059
do they have any tickets left? You know who's

00:48:10.059 --> 00:48:13.519
opening? Bloated Tick. Oh, yeah. Oh, but Steel's

00:48:13.519 --> 00:48:17.320
opening. Cool. All right. Blood Sledge Electric

00:48:17.320 --> 00:48:22.440
Death Chickens. No, no, I'm going to go see Blood

00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:24.780
Sledge Electric Death Chickens. I love Electric

00:48:24.780 --> 00:48:27.420
Death Chickens. I want to know what those are.

00:48:29.179 --> 00:48:34.940
Bloody Stools. Blue Balls Deluxe. I wouldn't

00:48:34.940 --> 00:48:39.619
go see them. Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children

00:48:39.619 --> 00:48:48.199
McNuggets. That's nasty. This one's good. The

00:48:48.199 --> 00:48:56.420
Bourbon Tabernacle Choir. I bet they don't play

00:48:56.420 --> 00:49:02.010
in Salt Lake City. The Brady Bunch Lawnmower

00:49:02.010 --> 00:49:09.409
Massacre. Oh, man. Alice. It got Alice. Brutal

00:49:09.409 --> 00:49:12.710
Noodle. That could be Brutal Noodle. Hey, man,

00:49:12.789 --> 00:49:16.869
I'm going to say Brutal Noodle. Yeah, okay. Buffed

00:49:16.869 --> 00:49:20.429
Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys. I would not go

00:49:20.429 --> 00:49:23.650
there. No, I don't want to see that. Bulimia

00:49:23.650 --> 00:49:29.769
Banquet. This looks like throw up. Well, ah.

00:49:29.869 --> 00:49:37.510
That's just so bad. Burger pimp. The bus station

00:49:37.510 --> 00:49:42.989
loonies. Oh, okay. Buster Hyman and the penetrators.

00:49:46.510 --> 00:49:51.750
They put some thought into that. I'm Buster Hyman

00:49:51.750 --> 00:49:55.610
and these are the penetrators. That's fantastic.

00:49:56.960 --> 00:49:59.960
Butt trumpet. Butt trumpet? There's the B's.

00:50:00.599 --> 00:50:05.280
Okay. That just cracks me up to no end. I just

00:50:05.280 --> 00:50:09.039
love these. Yeah, and we can come back to them

00:50:09.039 --> 00:50:11.800
if you want, I guess. Definitely. I wanted to

00:50:11.800 --> 00:50:15.059
save some of those for each episode. I got the

00:50:15.059 --> 00:50:19.880
whole alphabet's worth. I'll give you a sneak

00:50:19.880 --> 00:50:24.619
peek from the V's. Yeah, please. This is the

00:50:24.619 --> 00:50:27.699
biggest one I'm thinking of yet. Vomit launch.

00:50:31.079 --> 00:50:33.619
How would you like to go see a band called Vomit

00:50:33.619 --> 00:50:35.960
Launch? I would. I'd be first in line. I'd be

00:50:35.960 --> 00:50:37.960
wearing a raincoat. That's for damn sure. Yeah,

00:50:37.980 --> 00:50:44.480
and a face mask. All right. Oh, my gosh. Something

00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:48.539
a little bit more, I don't know, not serious,

00:50:48.760 --> 00:50:54.679
but intriguing. All of Ozzy's family members

00:50:54.679 --> 00:50:58.050
and friends. are having the same dream about

00:50:58.050 --> 00:51:03.449
him. Oh, wow. Yes. It's really vivid, really

00:51:03.449 --> 00:51:06.150
lucid. I mean, you know, it's one of those dreams

00:51:06.150 --> 00:51:09.349
that you swore he was there, right? We've all

00:51:09.349 --> 00:51:12.829
had those. All right. And he says on every one

00:51:12.829 --> 00:51:17.070
of them, just stop fucking crying. Wow. That's

00:51:17.070 --> 00:51:20.170
how Ozzy keeps showing up months after his death,

00:51:20.230 --> 00:51:22.929
according to Jack Osborne, and the family can't

00:51:22.929 --> 00:51:25.429
ignore what's been happening. The dreams are

00:51:25.429 --> 00:51:29.909
vivid, consistent. This is what they shared with

00:51:29.909 --> 00:51:32.349
people. Ozzy isn't fragile or fading. He's loud,

00:51:32.429 --> 00:51:35.670
laughing, and completely himself. And it's not

00:51:35.670 --> 00:51:38.730
just Jack. His kids, their spouses, close friends,

00:51:38.929 --> 00:51:42.309
they're all seeing the same version of him. Strong,

00:51:42.309 --> 00:51:46.889
sharp, unapologetically Ozzy. After his final

00:51:46.889 --> 00:51:48.929
concert and sudden passing, these encounters

00:51:48.929 --> 00:51:51.710
feel less like Frank playing tricks and more

00:51:51.710 --> 00:51:55.809
like a message. And if it is this one, it sounds

00:51:55.809 --> 00:51:57.670
exactly like it is what they're saying. Yeah.

00:51:58.190 --> 00:52:00.269
Jack Osborne has revealed that members of the

00:52:00.269 --> 00:52:02.389
Osborne family have been experiencing the same

00:52:02.389 --> 00:52:06.909
dream ever since his death. And the co -founder

00:52:06.909 --> 00:52:09.130
of Black Sabbath, one of the most influential

00:52:09.130 --> 00:52:12.510
figures in rock history, died July of 1976. His

00:52:12.510 --> 00:52:15.530
death came just weeks after his huge star -studded

00:52:15.530 --> 00:52:20.610
farewell concert. And he helped define the generation.

00:52:21.500 --> 00:52:24.199
On two kings, with Sabbath and man on his own.

00:52:24.340 --> 00:52:27.719
That's true. Yeah. So, speaking with Billy Morrison,

00:52:27.920 --> 00:52:30.800
which is one of his best friends and also a musician,

00:52:31.039 --> 00:52:35.320
an interview with SiriusXM, Jack described a

00:52:35.320 --> 00:52:37.559
series of recurring dreams shared by multiple

00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:39.840
family members in which his father appears healthy,

00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:43.420
animated, and amused. Morrison added that he,

00:52:43.500 --> 00:52:46.139
too, had dreamed about Ozzy, offering reassurance

00:52:46.139 --> 00:52:49.159
to the family. He's good, Jack. He's not in pain,

00:52:49.260 --> 00:52:52.280
he said. The moments Jack suggested feels less

00:52:52.280 --> 00:52:54.519
like ordinary dreams and more like reminders

00:52:54.519 --> 00:52:59.500
of Aussie heretic humor and a personality trait

00:52:59.500 --> 00:53:02.260
to define both his public persona and private

00:53:02.260 --> 00:53:05.500
life. Isn't that interesting? You know, I've

00:53:05.500 --> 00:53:08.300
heard stories of people having identical dreams

00:53:08.300 --> 00:53:11.739
on different nights and on the same night. Yeah,

00:53:11.780 --> 00:53:14.019
I have too. There's a lot of that. It's a well

00:53:14.019 --> 00:53:17.519
-reported phenomenon. Yep. So I would not be

00:53:17.519 --> 00:53:20.579
surprised about this. I wouldn't either. What

00:53:20.579 --> 00:53:24.099
a comforting message. He's not coming back saying,

00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:25.920
it's all horrible here and I wish I was tough.

00:53:26.039 --> 00:53:29.659
No, he's like, move on. I'm fine. Everything's

00:53:29.659 --> 00:53:31.519
great. Go live your life and I'll see you in

00:53:31.519 --> 00:53:36.039
a while. Yeah, I like that. Pretty interesting

00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:40.179
stuff, that's for sure. Let's see, you got anything

00:53:40.179 --> 00:53:42.599
you want to go into? All I've got left is band

00:53:42.599 --> 00:53:46.559
-aids. I'm sorry. Oh, well, I do have something

00:53:46.559 --> 00:53:51.110
on Amy Schumer. Do the Amy Schumer. I got one

00:53:51.110 --> 00:53:55.849
about Kurt Cobain. You know, you're familiar

00:53:55.849 --> 00:53:59.030
with Amy Schumer. She's a blonde comedian, actress.

00:53:59.690 --> 00:54:02.010
She's always been somewhat on the chunky side.

00:54:02.250 --> 00:54:05.769
Yes. And she's been an advocacy for, you know,

00:54:05.769 --> 00:54:10.349
fat acceptance or body positivity or loving yourself

00:54:10.349 --> 00:54:12.610
or however they framed it various times during

00:54:12.610 --> 00:54:17.980
history. But she has always embraced, you know,

00:54:18.000 --> 00:54:19.960
this is what size I am and I don't care. I love

00:54:19.960 --> 00:54:22.659
myself. This is me. Well, now she's gotten a

00:54:22.659 --> 00:54:25.000
hold of the weight loss drugs, the pill and the

00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:28.940
injection. Lycozepic or Trizepic. Yeah. And now

00:54:28.940 --> 00:54:32.719
she's skinny. And she's done three things. One,

00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:36.960
she divorced her husband. Two, she got on her

00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:39.800
own social media accounts and deleted every picture

00:54:39.800 --> 00:54:42.659
of herself as fat and every reference she ever

00:54:42.659 --> 00:54:45.639
made to body acceptance, body positivity, etc.

00:54:45.659 --> 00:54:48.179
She's not funny anymore, is she? And now she's

00:54:48.179 --> 00:54:50.219
Miss Skinny and she wants to be a sex symbol

00:54:50.219 --> 00:54:54.099
and wants everyone to love on her. And this is

00:54:54.099 --> 00:54:58.199
not just limited to her. There are a lot of former

00:54:58.199 --> 00:55:02.119
celebrities who were formerly fat that have now

00:55:02.119 --> 00:55:05.159
taken the weight loss drugs. And everything they

00:55:05.159 --> 00:55:07.559
always said about love yourself, who you are,

00:55:07.599 --> 00:55:09.539
that's suddenly gone now that they're skinny.

00:55:09.739 --> 00:55:12.679
That's a good point. Yep. Yeah, they were like,

00:55:12.679 --> 00:55:16.199
I'm fat and I'm proud. I'm big and chunky. Love

00:55:16.199 --> 00:55:18.219
yourself. This is, you know, we have curves.

00:55:18.440 --> 00:55:20.519
We have size. Well, now they're skinny. They're

00:55:20.519 --> 00:55:22.460
all about, look how skinny I am. Look how sexy

00:55:22.460 --> 00:55:24.320
I am. And deleting all the old pictures. Yep.

00:55:24.920 --> 00:55:28.239
So it tells you once again that they were always

00:55:28.239 --> 00:55:30.480
just telling you what was going to be good for

00:55:30.480 --> 00:55:33.800
their career. So how many times do celebrities

00:55:33.800 --> 00:55:36.139
have to lie to the American public before we

00:55:36.139 --> 00:55:39.619
realize they're always lying to us? Every word

00:55:39.619 --> 00:55:42.360
out of their mouth serves them. It's not the

00:55:42.360 --> 00:55:45.280
truth. It just serves them. And they will say

00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:47.820
and do anything to further their career. So quit

00:55:47.820 --> 00:55:57.010
paying attention to them. So that just figures.

00:55:57.289 --> 00:55:59.989
Yeah, it does. Now that she got a cheap and easy

00:55:59.989 --> 00:56:03.250
way out, suddenly skinny's where it's at. Everybody

00:56:03.250 --> 00:56:05.110
should be skinny. Look how hot I am. I have no

00:56:05.110 --> 00:56:06.610
respect for that. She never meant what she said.

00:56:06.750 --> 00:56:08.909
Never. She looked at the mirror and didn't like

00:56:08.909 --> 00:56:11.230
it, but she sure was going to offer all her,

00:56:11.309 --> 00:56:18.690
oh yeah, all that grandstanding. Yep. There's

00:56:18.690 --> 00:56:21.010
a new report. You're done with that, right? Yeah.

00:56:21.090 --> 00:56:23.329
Okay, there's a new report. Kurt Cobain may have

00:56:23.329 --> 00:56:25.980
been murdered. I saw something about that. Yeah.

00:56:27.239 --> 00:56:32.460
The new report claims this was a homicide, and

00:56:32.460 --> 00:56:34.260
we've got to do something about this, said the

00:56:34.260 --> 00:56:37.199
detective involved, or actually investigator.

00:56:37.739 --> 00:56:41.340
Yeah. Forensic specialist Brian Burnett urges

00:56:41.340 --> 00:56:44.280
Seattle police to reopen Kurt Cobain's death

00:56:44.280 --> 00:56:47.739
case. Burnett's team claims evidence suggests

00:56:47.739 --> 00:56:50.420
murder, not suicide, involving heroin overdose

00:56:50.420 --> 00:56:53.980
and a forged note. Yeah. Authorities maintain

00:56:53.980 --> 00:56:57.239
case closure. If we're wrong, just prove it to

00:56:57.239 --> 00:56:59.900
us, says Wilkins. Which, to me, that's a very

00:56:59.900 --> 00:57:02.340
ominous sign, isn't it? Yeah. If we're wrong,

00:57:02.420 --> 00:57:05.199
prove it. Yep. That means they're stout. Yep.

00:57:05.420 --> 00:57:08.260
He would have been like, that's not true. Stop

00:57:08.260 --> 00:57:13.280
it. Yeah. He's like, it's almost like he's telling

00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:14.920
him, we got away with it and you're not going

00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:18.559
to change anything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I thought

00:57:18.559 --> 00:57:22.619
that answer was exactly like it sounds. Well,

00:57:22.639 --> 00:57:26.000
the key points I remember from before is the

00:57:26.000 --> 00:57:29.440
note he wrote, up until the point where the handwriting

00:57:29.440 --> 00:57:33.000
changes, it looks like it's a note saying, I'm

00:57:33.000 --> 00:57:35.980
leaving Nirvana for good, I'm leaving Courtney

00:57:35.980 --> 00:57:39.380
for good. But after that, it suddenly looks like

00:57:39.380 --> 00:57:42.059
a suicide note, and it's in a different hand.

00:57:42.940 --> 00:57:47.239
I can believe that. The second thing was the

00:57:47.239 --> 00:57:54.179
amount of heroin in Kurt's system. was enough

00:57:54.179 --> 00:57:57.260
to bring on pretty much immediate loss of consciousness.

00:57:58.440 --> 00:58:02.019
So he did not have time to put all of his hair

00:58:02.019 --> 00:58:04.480
and stuff away, back in its little kit, neatly

00:58:04.480 --> 00:58:08.179
put away. He did not have time to aim the shotgun

00:58:08.179 --> 00:58:10.280
at his head and use his toe to pull the trigger.

00:58:10.519 --> 00:58:13.699
Yeah, I read that too. From the moment that plunger

00:58:13.699 --> 00:58:16.719
was pushed in, he was out. He was unconscious

00:58:16.719 --> 00:58:19.300
and he was never waking up. So somebody else

00:58:19.300 --> 00:58:22.619
had to do all those other things. And now this

00:58:22.619 --> 00:58:25.099
recent report, I think, raises some other questions

00:58:25.099 --> 00:58:28.199
having to do with blood chemistry. And they're

00:58:28.199 --> 00:58:32.280
saying when people die, their blood chemistry

00:58:32.280 --> 00:58:34.860
change is unpredictable. Hey, my fellow heavy

00:58:34.860 --> 00:58:38.500
breathers, this is Dash Riptide with your music

00:58:38.500 --> 00:58:44.219
news. Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist, lead

00:58:44.219 --> 00:58:49.500
singer of many, many great bands, such as Deep

00:58:49.500 --> 00:58:52.539
Purple, Black Sabbath. Black Country Communion,

00:58:52.579 --> 00:58:57.579
California Breed, and so on and so on. He had

00:58:57.579 --> 00:59:00.559
a U .S. tour planned for this April. Glenn unfortunately

00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:02.800
had to cancel due to what had been described

00:59:02.800 --> 00:59:06.079
as a minor medical issue. I already had seats

00:59:06.079 --> 00:59:08.900
for legendary rocker Knuckleheads, but like most

00:59:08.900 --> 00:59:11.739
times, I try to see him and it gets canceled.

00:59:12.219 --> 00:59:15.599
Glenn, I love you, but no more. Third time getting

00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:19.030
jerked is enough. We do wish you a full and speedy

00:59:19.030 --> 00:59:21.909
recovery, and hopefully a full and speedy recovery

00:59:21.909 --> 00:59:26.710
of my fucking money. Again, sorry, not sorry.

00:59:27.090 --> 00:59:30.170
This is Gash Riptine, and that was your music

00:59:30.170 --> 00:59:33.210
news. If it's too loud, you probably have ear

00:59:33.210 --> 00:59:47.429
damage, just like me. And they've analyzed blood

00:59:47.429 --> 00:59:51.050
samples and they say this was not a quick immediate

00:59:51.050 --> 00:59:53.889
death from the gunshot one. This was a slow death

00:59:53.889 --> 00:59:57.829
from overdosing on heroin. And the gunshot came

00:59:57.829 --> 01:00:01.949
later. They're not necessarily saying that the

01:00:01.949 --> 01:00:05.110
gunshot was after he's already dead. But he was

01:00:05.110 --> 01:00:08.829
on his way to death. He was past the point of

01:00:08.829 --> 01:00:11.789
recovery. And his body was breaking down and

01:00:11.789 --> 01:00:14.510
breaking apart. And then somebody shot him. There

01:00:14.510 --> 01:00:16.309
was no way he could have done it to himself.

01:00:16.789 --> 01:00:20.050
Just not. Okay, so they think that they shot

01:00:20.050 --> 01:00:22.289
him up with all their heroin and then... And

01:00:22.289 --> 01:00:24.130
then killed him. And then killed him. Okay. So

01:00:24.130 --> 01:00:27.409
that way Courtney could retain financial control.

01:00:28.059 --> 01:00:30.960
over the vast Nirvana fortune. Yeah, and also,

01:00:31.059 --> 01:00:32.860
another thing is, if there's people doing this,

01:00:32.960 --> 01:00:35.239
then the thing is, is they know he wasn't putting

01:00:35.239 --> 01:00:38.039
out any more music. He was quitting anyhow. And

01:00:38.039 --> 01:00:41.260
also, In Euro was not selling. No, it wasn't.

01:00:41.260 --> 01:00:43.400
It was dead in the water. People just gave up

01:00:43.400 --> 01:00:45.510
on Nirvana. They didn't really care. There was

01:00:45.510 --> 01:00:47.210
a lot of other bands that were doing it better.

01:00:47.309 --> 01:00:51.050
Yes. And Allison Change is going crazy right

01:00:51.050 --> 01:00:53.829
there. Soundgarden. I mean, there are other bands

01:00:53.829 --> 01:00:57.570
that took their spot. Yeah. And so to get back

01:00:57.570 --> 01:00:59.289
on something like that, to get back on track,

01:00:59.369 --> 01:01:03.230
what works the best? Someone dying. Yep. Now

01:01:03.230 --> 01:01:06.090
it's all nostalgia and post -mortem and gee,

01:01:06.130 --> 01:01:09.409
what could have been. Smells like Nevermind.

01:01:09.590 --> 01:01:12.250
Yeah. Smells like, yeah, that was on the song,

01:01:12.389 --> 01:01:15.469
on the album. Nevermind went back to number one

01:01:15.469 --> 01:01:17.230
and stayed number one for like a half a year.

01:01:17.349 --> 01:01:19.150
Yep. Every one of their albums were like one,

01:01:19.210 --> 01:01:22.429
two, three, and four. It worked perfectly. It

01:01:22.429 --> 01:01:25.309
did. It brought all of grudge back, not part

01:01:25.309 --> 01:01:27.710
of it, but all of it back. Suddenly it's in full

01:01:27.710 --> 01:01:31.010
force again. And that's almost another big reason

01:01:31.010 --> 01:01:34.070
why it doesn't make sense that it was just a

01:01:34.070 --> 01:01:37.030
random suicide. Way too many people benefited

01:01:37.030 --> 01:01:40.650
millions, if not billions of dollars by this

01:01:40.650 --> 01:01:42.090
happening. Anytime that happens, you need to

01:01:42.090 --> 01:01:44.590
look. You need to look and go, wait a minute.

01:01:46.320 --> 01:01:48.699
How much do people have to benefit from this?

01:01:48.719 --> 01:01:51.619
And seriously, if you're an intelligent investor

01:01:51.619 --> 01:01:54.119
and you've been smart with your money, etc.,

01:01:54.119 --> 01:01:56.760
do you just sit around waiting for good opportunities

01:01:56.760 --> 01:01:59.139
to drop in your lap, or do you go out and create

01:01:59.139 --> 01:02:02.039
opportunities? Yeah. You go out and create them.

01:02:02.179 --> 01:02:08.219
Yeah. Forensic Specialist Brian Burnett urges

01:02:08.219 --> 01:02:10.780
Seattle Police to reopen Kurt Cobain's death

01:02:10.780 --> 01:02:15.480
case. Burnett team claims evidence suggests murder,

01:02:15.579 --> 01:02:17.880
not suicide, involving heroin overdose and a

01:02:17.880 --> 01:02:20.320
forged note, like you said. Yeah. Authorities

01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:23.159
maintain case closure. If we're wrong, just prove

01:02:23.159 --> 01:02:26.559
it to us as Wilkins. So, you know, to me, like

01:02:26.559 --> 01:02:29.760
I'll go over that again. That right there is

01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:33.360
telling. So telling. Think about that statement

01:02:33.360 --> 01:02:36.019
just in general. If we're wrong, prove it to

01:02:36.019 --> 01:02:39.019
us. Yeah. That means there's wiggle room. Yeah.

01:02:41.099 --> 01:02:43.420
I remember also from the original documentary

01:02:43.420 --> 01:02:46.099
I saw on this, when the Seattle police responded

01:02:46.099 --> 01:02:50.000
to the scene, if it was Seattle or some suburb

01:02:50.000 --> 01:02:53.699
of Seattle or whatever, they set about rearranging

01:02:53.699 --> 01:02:55.940
and tidying up the crime scene before they even

01:02:55.940 --> 01:02:58.480
let in the photographer or the CSI investigation

01:02:58.480 --> 01:03:01.980
unit. The cops that responded to it went in and

01:03:01.980 --> 01:03:05.239
sanitized the crime scene first. See, that's

01:03:05.239 --> 01:03:07.199
completely... Then they let the photographer

01:03:07.199 --> 01:03:11.630
and the crime scene investigator in. Yeah. Yep.

01:03:11.630 --> 01:03:14.230
And no explanation why. And nothing was ever

01:03:14.230 --> 01:03:16.650
done to those two cops. There was never any formal

01:03:16.650 --> 01:03:19.829
inquiry. There was never nothing. So they were

01:03:19.829 --> 01:03:22.090
told to go in and, okay, take care of this, take

01:03:22.090 --> 01:03:24.829
care of that, scrub that, plant this, blah, blah,

01:03:24.829 --> 01:03:27.550
whatever. That's awful, awful suspicious right

01:03:27.550 --> 01:03:30.989
there. That is guilty moves to me. Yeah, yeah.

01:03:31.050 --> 01:03:33.190
When the police go in and alter the crime scene

01:03:33.190 --> 01:03:37.489
right off the bat, no, it's not real. It's not

01:03:37.489 --> 01:03:43.429
above board. Kurt Cobain died April 5, 1997,

01:03:43.869 --> 01:03:46.349
aged 27, in his home in Seattle, Washington.

01:03:46.670 --> 01:03:49.949
The cause of death was ruled as a self -inflicted

01:03:49.949 --> 01:03:53.090
gunshot wound. Almost three decades later, this

01:03:53.090 --> 01:03:55.110
new report suggests that Cobain was murdered

01:03:55.110 --> 01:03:58.730
with the perpetrators forging a suicide note,

01:03:58.809 --> 01:04:00.909
like you said. And like you said, the first part

01:04:00.909 --> 01:04:03.929
of it was probably real because it wasn't actually

01:04:03.929 --> 01:04:06.820
a suicide note. Yeah, yeah. And I think they

01:04:06.820 --> 01:04:09.360
very quickly disposed of his body so they could

01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:11.539
not run any more tests upon it. We're just stuck

01:04:11.539 --> 01:04:13.679
with the samples they took. And I think even

01:04:13.679 --> 01:04:17.300
the house itself has been burned or removed or

01:04:17.300 --> 01:04:19.639
something. It has been. So the actual place where

01:04:19.639 --> 01:04:21.539
it happened just doesn't even exist anymore.

01:04:21.860 --> 01:04:25.820
Yeah. So it's too much of a coincidence that

01:04:25.820 --> 01:04:28.619
all these things are being erased. They're never

01:04:28.619 --> 01:04:31.159
going to prove this. then they're never even

01:04:31.159 --> 01:04:34.139
going to try to. So it's whoever done it, they

01:04:34.139 --> 01:04:36.500
got away with it, without a doubt. So, anyhow.

01:04:36.780 --> 01:04:39.719
I mean, they can't be prosecuted, but most people

01:04:39.719 --> 01:04:43.159
know, yeah, somebody did it, he was murdered,

01:04:43.300 --> 01:04:45.340
he didn't just end it. Yeah, and I don't think

01:04:45.340 --> 01:04:46.820
they're going to go try to figure out who did

01:04:46.820 --> 01:04:48.500
it at this point. They're just like, okay, it

01:04:48.500 --> 01:04:51.559
happened, we don't know. Whoever did do it is

01:04:51.559 --> 01:04:53.320
so well protected, you'll never get near them.

01:04:53.610 --> 01:04:56.489
So this guy goes on to say there are things in

01:04:56.489 --> 01:04:59.090
the autopsy that go, well, wait a minute. This

01:04:59.090 --> 01:05:01.650
person died very quickly of a gunshot blast,

01:05:01.949 --> 01:05:05.090
said independent researcher Michelle Wilkins.

01:05:05.389 --> 01:05:09.170
The necrosis of the brain and liver happens in

01:05:09.170 --> 01:05:12.150
an overdose. It doesn't happen in a shotgun death,

01:05:12.269 --> 01:05:14.809
Burnett and Wilkins proposed, that Cobain was

01:05:14.809 --> 01:05:17.289
drugged against his will, causing the death by

01:05:17.289 --> 01:05:20.070
heroin overdose. The killers then allegedly shot

01:05:20.070 --> 01:05:22.190
the rock star and made the scene look like a

01:05:22.190 --> 01:05:25.860
suicide. So they didn't know that all of this

01:05:25.860 --> 01:05:28.239
heroin was going to kill him for sure. So while

01:05:28.239 --> 01:05:29.920
he was under, they're like, all right, well,

01:05:30.019 --> 01:05:31.980
we're going to go ahead and blow his face off

01:05:31.980 --> 01:05:35.519
and make sure that the job is done. Yeah, it's

01:05:35.519 --> 01:05:37.820
bizarre because they probably would have had

01:05:37.820 --> 01:05:39.900
a better chance of getting away with this if

01:05:39.900 --> 01:05:42.559
they just let him die as they overdosed and then

01:05:42.559 --> 01:05:45.920
not tidy up afterwards. But for some reason,

01:05:46.019 --> 01:05:49.539
they wanted to make it look like a violent suicide.

01:05:50.000 --> 01:05:53.340
I think that was going to sell more albums. oh,

01:05:53.340 --> 01:05:55.500
this tragic artist ended his own life rather

01:05:55.500 --> 01:05:57.760
than, yeah, this dumb junkie just took too much

01:05:57.760 --> 01:06:00.400
and died. Yeah, no, you're right. It's a more

01:06:00.400 --> 01:06:04.039
sellable story if he's a tortured artist who

01:06:04.039 --> 01:06:06.139
ended his own life early and you go, oh, that

01:06:06.139 --> 01:06:08.420
poor guy, let's buy his album. You know what?

01:06:08.460 --> 01:06:10.219
I would have believed that. I would have believed

01:06:10.219 --> 01:06:12.139
that more if it was just like that. It's like,

01:06:12.219 --> 01:06:14.199
okay, he got carried away with a heroin. Yeah.

01:06:14.280 --> 01:06:19.050
Because there's a nomadic. Yeah. Wilkins also

01:06:19.050 --> 01:06:21.110
argued that Cobain's suicide would have been

01:06:21.110 --> 01:06:23.369
logistically impossible given his physically

01:06:23.369 --> 01:06:30.489
incapacitated. Thank you. Everyone knows I butcher

01:06:30.489 --> 01:06:32.550
the English language, and I'm proud of it. So,

01:06:32.650 --> 01:06:36.969
all right. His incapacitated state. He's dying

01:06:36.969 --> 01:06:40.019
of an overdose, so he can barely breathe. His

01:06:40.019 --> 01:06:42.260
blood isn't pumping very much. I mean, he's in

01:06:42.260 --> 01:06:45.039
a coma, and he's holding this up to be able to

01:06:45.039 --> 01:06:48.280
reach the trigger and to get in his mouth. It's

01:06:48.280 --> 01:06:50.760
crazy. Multiple reports to reopen the case have

01:06:50.760 --> 01:06:53.780
been rejected by Seattle Police Department. And

01:06:53.780 --> 01:06:55.579
that's when they said, again, if we're wrong,

01:06:55.659 --> 01:06:59.159
just prove it. Which tells me that they're being

01:06:59.159 --> 01:07:02.760
paid. Or threatened to keep it hidden. And they're

01:07:02.760 --> 01:07:05.000
telling you, it ain't going to work. You can

01:07:05.000 --> 01:07:06.719
have all the evidence in the world. You can have

01:07:06.719 --> 01:07:08.300
a video of it happening. We're still not going

01:07:08.300 --> 01:07:10.059
to reopen the case because we cashed the check.

01:07:10.280 --> 01:07:14.360
Yeah, it's done. It's been paid for. Yep. Forget

01:07:14.360 --> 01:07:17.719
it. Yep. So I guess that would be the, you know,

01:07:17.719 --> 01:07:19.659
at least they're honest that they stay bought.

01:07:20.079 --> 01:07:23.280
Yeah. When you buy the justice system of the

01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:26.000
city of Seattle, they stay bought. To me, the

01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:28.119
hidden message of that is there's a wiggle room.

01:07:28.320 --> 01:07:32.449
Yeah. That statement alone raises eyebrows. Like,

01:07:32.489 --> 01:07:34.869
what? Wait a minute. Yeah, you're basically telling

01:07:34.869 --> 01:07:36.750
people, it's like, yeah, I got away with it.

01:07:37.110 --> 01:07:40.110
Prove it. Make me. Yeah, prove it. Yeah. Pretty

01:07:40.110 --> 01:07:42.070
much a middle finger right in the face. Yeah.

01:07:43.230 --> 01:07:47.949
Wow. Wow. Okay. I have the Darth Vader story,

01:07:48.210 --> 01:07:51.889
but you got something. You want to hear the sea

01:07:51.889 --> 01:07:55.389
bandings? Yeah, yeah. Let's do it. Let's do the

01:07:55.389 --> 01:08:04.829
seas. Candy Striper Death Orgy. I can't pick

01:08:04.829 --> 01:08:08.289
a favorite. These are so good. I know. Chain

01:08:08.289 --> 01:08:11.550
Smoking Ultra Boys. That's a pretty good one.

01:08:11.730 --> 01:08:15.110
That's really good. The Charging Tyrannosaurus

01:08:15.110 --> 01:08:23.310
of Despair. You know what? I'd pay the copyright

01:08:23.310 --> 01:08:31.689
off for that name. Cherry Coke Enema. Chickens

01:08:31.689 --> 01:08:38.489
on Smack. That's fucking awesome. This one not

01:08:38.489 --> 01:08:41.229
everyone will get. Chief Brody and the Bigger

01:08:41.229 --> 01:08:46.890
Boat. That's freaking brilliant. Isn't that brilliant?

01:08:50.609 --> 01:08:54.989
Ding, ding, ding, ding. We have a winner. Google

01:08:54.989 --> 01:09:01.239
it. Chocolate bunnies from hell. That's good.

01:09:01.359 --> 01:09:09.979
That's great. Colon on the cob. Colon on the

01:09:09.979 --> 01:09:13.880
cob. That's almost as bad as colostomy grab bag.

01:09:19.199 --> 01:09:22.119
Oh, my God. Where do you find these damn things?

01:09:23.039 --> 01:09:28.340
Concrete Octopus. The Couch Slugs. The Couch

01:09:28.340 --> 01:09:32.859
Slugs, yeah. Crappy the Clown and the Punch -Drunk

01:09:32.859 --> 01:09:38.079
Monkeys. That's going to be a new character.

01:09:39.100 --> 01:09:41.560
Crappy the Clown and the Punch -Drunk Monkeys.

01:09:41.619 --> 01:09:46.100
All right, look for a bit. And finally, Cycle

01:09:46.100 --> 01:09:53.329
Sluts from Hell. That's the C's. There's some

01:09:53.329 --> 01:09:58.189
good ones in D, too. Oh, go ahead. Okay. For

01:09:58.189 --> 01:10:02.010
the Ds, we have dancing cigarettes. Now, I remember

01:10:02.010 --> 01:10:05.010
TV commercials with dancing cigarettes. Yeah,

01:10:05.010 --> 01:10:07.550
yeah. And a dancing pack. Yeah, I remember that.

01:10:07.630 --> 01:10:10.510
Like, Hell Mel, maybe, or something. Yeah, that's

01:10:10.510 --> 01:10:14.170
right. Yeah, I think so. Okay. Danger wank. Danger

01:10:14.170 --> 01:10:20.069
wank. Like that one? Dead fish prophecy. That's

01:10:20.069 --> 01:10:23.770
bad. The Dead Milkmen. I've actually heard of

01:10:23.770 --> 01:10:26.090
them. Who? The Dead Milkmen. Yeah, they cut that

01:10:26.090 --> 01:10:29.770
name. Yeah. They also listed Dead Kennedys, but

01:10:29.770 --> 01:10:31.390
I crossed that off because maybe I already heard

01:10:31.390 --> 01:10:33.890
of them. One of the best punk names ever. Yes.

01:10:34.850 --> 01:10:40.289
Debbie Harry's Armpit Crew. Oh, speaking of the

01:10:40.289 --> 01:10:42.789
Dead Kennedys and all that, we were asked to

01:10:42.789 --> 01:10:45.289
come up with the best punk name ever for a band

01:10:45.289 --> 01:10:50.829
on an email. I went with Johnny Gash. Oh. That's

01:10:50.829 --> 01:10:54.649
a punk from hell. Yeah. Yikes. Yeah. That would

01:10:54.649 --> 01:10:56.930
be, if you're a punk, you go, I cannot wait to

01:10:56.930 --> 01:11:00.710
see this band. Yeah. I came up with stink, wrinkle,

01:11:00.770 --> 01:11:08.989
and his skid marks. Oh, my God. Actually, Cindy

01:11:08.989 --> 01:11:12.430
helped me come up with that one. She gave me

01:11:12.430 --> 01:11:14.090
the stink, wrinkle, and I came up with the skid

01:11:14.090 --> 01:11:22.750
marks. Oh, nice. Dick Duck and the Dorks. That

01:11:22.750 --> 01:11:27.170
has a ring to it. The Dick Nixons. The Dick Nixons.

01:11:28.329 --> 01:11:34.310
Dicks on Fire. I want no part of that name. Diesel

01:11:34.310 --> 01:11:38.250
Dick and the Dipsticks. I like that one. This

01:11:38.250 --> 01:11:42.250
one's good. Dirt Clawed Fight. Dirt Clawed Fight.

01:11:42.350 --> 01:11:46.229
Oh, I love that. I've had a few of those. Yeah,

01:11:46.229 --> 01:11:51.319
me too. Uh, disgruntled postal workers. I've

01:11:51.319 --> 01:11:53.760
been that. And actually, I've heard of that band.

01:11:53.939 --> 01:11:59.960
Yeah. Uh, dog food five. Oh, okay. Dogs with

01:11:59.960 --> 01:12:03.699
jobs. Okay. Uh, kind of like animals as leaders,

01:12:03.859 --> 01:12:06.760
I guess. Yeah, something along that line. Don

01:12:06.760 --> 01:12:12.979
Knotts overdrive. I can't imagine him having

01:12:12.979 --> 01:12:15.180
an overdrive, but okay. No, I couldn't either.

01:12:15.930 --> 01:12:25.590
See right now. That's Mr. Furley. So we got Dow

01:12:25.590 --> 01:12:34.109
Jones and the Industrials. Downy Mildew. Okay,

01:12:34.329 --> 01:12:36.149
I like that. And they're talking about probably

01:12:36.149 --> 01:12:42.130
the fabric. Yeah. Dracula Milk Toast. All right.

01:12:43.109 --> 01:12:47.399
Drag King. We hear about drag queens. What about

01:12:47.399 --> 01:12:49.140
drag kings? Yeah, you know what? They've got

01:12:49.140 --> 01:12:51.100
to be fair, right? Yeah. We should have more

01:12:51.100 --> 01:12:56.220
drag kings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Drive -by crucifixion.

01:12:57.140 --> 01:13:02.960
Good. Okay. Drive -in funeral. Okay. Drunks with

01:13:02.960 --> 01:13:07.960
guns. Okay. Drunken, ugly basement brothers.

01:13:11.720 --> 01:13:16.989
Duck butter. Duck butter. The Dukes of Hazardous

01:13:16.989 --> 01:13:22.170
Material. I wonder if they have a hazmat clip.

01:13:22.569 --> 01:13:26.210
Placard is like their symbol. Yes. And then finally,

01:13:26.390 --> 01:13:32.289
Dumpster Juice. That might be the best. That

01:13:32.289 --> 01:13:35.050
would be a great punk band. Hey, who are you

01:13:35.050 --> 01:13:37.489
going to go see tonight? Dumpster Juice and Johnny

01:13:37.489 --> 01:13:42.390
Gash and Skid Wrinkle. And Fuckhammer. And Fuckhammer,

01:13:42.489 --> 01:13:45.989
yes. Stink wrinkle in the skid marks. Yes. I

01:13:45.989 --> 01:13:49.989
got to bring you that Fuckhammer flyer. Yeah.

01:13:50.329 --> 01:13:54.109
That I found. You're going to laugh because people

01:13:54.109 --> 01:13:56.489
bet on it. They thought it was a real band. Yeah,

01:13:56.489 --> 01:13:58.729
they absolutely did. Yeah, I took that Legs Diamond

01:13:58.729 --> 01:14:01.930
Ugly Glam Band from L .A. back in the 80s, and

01:14:01.930 --> 01:14:05.689
I took a picture of them, went to Xerox. Remember

01:14:05.689 --> 01:14:08.489
at the Xerox stores? Oh, yeah. Had them impose

01:14:08.489 --> 01:14:12.470
it on a flyer. Put it all around Westport. That's

01:14:12.470 --> 01:14:14.930
awesome. Okay, and it worked. As a matter of

01:14:14.930 --> 01:14:19.890
fact, what was the name of that? Gosh, I can't

01:14:19.890 --> 01:14:23.350
remember the name of the bar that the guy was.

01:14:23.670 --> 01:14:25.449
He said, find me that guy that's doing that.

01:14:25.529 --> 01:14:28.949
He was pissed. Oh, well, anyhow, I'll think of

01:14:28.949 --> 01:14:33.850
it later. All right. Who was Darth Hideous? Good

01:14:33.850 --> 01:14:36.869
question. Well, I'd since found out through you

01:14:36.869 --> 01:14:39.970
that it was a term, a derogatory term towards

01:14:39.970 --> 01:14:43.449
women at one time. Yeah, it was a term used for

01:14:43.449 --> 01:14:47.909
women who weren't considered attractive enough

01:14:47.909 --> 01:14:50.210
to spend any time with. They were referred to

01:14:50.210 --> 01:14:54.970
as dark hideous. Okay. Well, it was also, it

01:14:54.970 --> 01:14:58.250
was a derogatory nickname used by critics, including

01:14:58.250 --> 01:15:02.050
former bandmates like Bob Daisley, for Sharon

01:15:02.050 --> 01:15:05.869
Osbourne. Yeah. Especially when she got so skinny.

01:15:06.229 --> 01:15:09.149
Oh, yeah, I bet, yeah. Yeah, she's getting skeletor.

01:15:09.409 --> 01:15:12.270
Yep. Referencing her controlling management style

01:15:12.270 --> 01:15:14.989
and alleged ruthlessness business tactics regarding

01:15:14.989 --> 01:15:17.869
Ozzy Osbourne's career, the term often appears

01:15:17.869 --> 01:15:20.829
in fan discussions criticizing her for removing

01:15:20.829 --> 01:15:24.029
the band members' images, royalty disputes, and

01:15:24.029 --> 01:15:27.449
handling of legacy, particularly concerning Randy

01:15:27.449 --> 01:15:31.250
Ropes. Yeah. Randy was going to quit the band

01:15:31.250 --> 01:15:34.640
and not record Diary of a Madman. Ozzy punched

01:15:34.640 --> 01:15:36.439
Randy in the face and told him he was going to

01:15:36.439 --> 01:15:40.359
record the album. All this is what Bob Daisley

01:15:40.359 --> 01:15:44.100
said, and you can take it for what it is. Randy

01:15:44.100 --> 01:15:46.180
wanted to go back to his true passion, classical

01:15:46.180 --> 01:15:47.859
guitar, and being a teacher. And I'd like to

01:15:47.859 --> 01:15:52.819
add that in several interviews, and I have a

01:15:52.819 --> 01:15:55.439
couple of DVDs that were released a long time

01:15:55.439 --> 01:15:58.579
ago in the late 90s or early 2000s, where Ozzy

01:15:58.579 --> 01:16:00.579
admitted that he didn't say he punched him in

01:16:00.579 --> 01:16:03.340
the face. He said that Randy came to him and

01:16:03.340 --> 01:16:05.380
said he was going to quit, and all he said was,

01:16:05.380 --> 01:16:07.560
we're just starting to make it, son. You've got

01:16:07.560 --> 01:16:10.159
to keep going. He didn't say he punched him in

01:16:10.159 --> 01:16:13.060
the face, but I know there's at least that discussion.

01:16:14.739 --> 01:16:17.619
Rudy Sarzo, which is another guy that was around,

01:16:17.760 --> 01:16:20.880
was talking about this too, was talking on Billy

01:16:20.880 --> 01:16:23.539
Corgan's podcast about how mind -blowing Blizzard

01:16:23.539 --> 01:16:26.579
Lost sounded, but how Diary of a Madman, the

01:16:26.579 --> 01:16:29.420
album as a whole, sounded so different, and it

01:16:29.420 --> 01:16:32.720
took him... wild to really understand and appreciate.

01:16:34.000 --> 01:16:36.539
Right off, I thought it was brilliant because

01:16:36.539 --> 01:16:40.260
of the transition. It went to more mystical with

01:16:40.260 --> 01:16:42.699
heavy parts instead of all heavy, just blistering.

01:16:42.880 --> 01:16:46.319
It was perfect, I thought. I thought Diary was

01:16:46.319 --> 01:16:49.340
a masterpiece when I heard it. I agree. I thought

01:16:49.340 --> 01:16:51.579
it was next level from Blizzard of Oz. I agree.

01:16:52.060 --> 01:16:55.260
Almost prog metal. I think this is where the

01:16:55.260 --> 01:16:57.579
band was headed if Dark Hideous had not ruined

01:16:57.579 --> 01:17:03.199
it. This is interesting that Billy Corgan did

01:17:03.199 --> 01:17:05.939
this podcast and put this in here. He's really

01:17:05.939 --> 01:17:08.880
good friends with Sharon. Wow. Do you think maybe

01:17:08.880 --> 01:17:12.020
she didn't like this being broadcast? Probably

01:17:12.020 --> 01:17:16.380
not. Yeah. But then again, Billy Corgan, who

01:17:16.380 --> 01:17:18.939
I really like now, I didn't think how much of

01:17:18.939 --> 01:17:20.699
him before. I mean, not like didn't like him,

01:17:20.699 --> 01:17:24.640
I just didn't realize his brilliance. Yeah. So...

01:17:25.930 --> 01:17:28.590
I think that he is probably savvying up being

01:17:28.590 --> 01:17:31.010
like, hey, Sharon, I am just doing this because

01:17:31.010 --> 01:17:33.409
this is what I do. I report what people are saying.

01:17:33.489 --> 01:17:35.789
You're welcome to come on and rebuttal. Yeah,

01:17:35.890 --> 01:17:39.510
nothing wrong with that. Her management style

01:17:39.510 --> 01:17:42.430
was frequently described as greedy, vindictive,

01:17:42.430 --> 01:17:45.010
and controlling. Well, that's kind of what you

01:17:45.010 --> 01:17:46.829
want in a manager when they're working for you.

01:17:47.369 --> 01:17:50.029
No, I know. I'm thinking she's doing her job.

01:17:50.170 --> 01:17:54.569
Yeah. Controversies include involved in removing

01:17:54.569 --> 01:17:57.149
bassist Bob Daisley and drummer Lee Kerslake

01:17:57.149 --> 01:18:01.550
from reissues and allegedly failing to pay proper

01:18:01.550 --> 01:18:04.470
royalties. Now I know there's been all kinds

01:18:04.470 --> 01:18:06.890
of lawsuits from many, many numerous people.

01:18:07.270 --> 01:18:10.229
So there's something going on there. Yeah, it

01:18:10.229 --> 01:18:13.350
sounds like Sharon came up with a scheme to skim

01:18:13.350 --> 01:18:15.529
off the royalties and it's not working very well.

01:18:15.850 --> 01:18:18.649
Yes, and I think that the two original knew what

01:18:18.649 --> 01:18:22.560
they had. Lee Kerslake and Bob Daisley knew what

01:18:22.560 --> 01:18:24.479
they had in that, and they're like, no, uh -uh.

01:18:24.739 --> 01:18:28.199
Yeah. Lee Kerslake only got his platinum album

01:18:28.199 --> 01:18:33.000
when he was like six months from death because

01:18:33.000 --> 01:18:35.439
he requested it. He begged for it. It's just

01:18:35.439 --> 01:18:37.760
vindictive. Yeah, they sent it to him finally.

01:18:38.439 --> 01:18:42.159
I have no respect for that. I'm sorry. It also

01:18:42.159 --> 01:18:44.159
shows you that Sharon ran the show because I

01:18:44.159 --> 01:18:45.819
don't think Ozzy would have done that. Yeah.

01:18:48.529 --> 01:18:51.970
Often criticized by hardcore fans for her actions

01:18:51.970 --> 01:18:55.829
regarding Ozzy's legacy and treatment of musicians

01:18:55.829 --> 01:18:58.869
as discussed on many shows, how she destroyed

01:18:58.869 --> 01:19:02.609
a great band. There's plenty more, but that gets

01:19:02.609 --> 01:19:07.550
everything across in this article. It goes intricate

01:19:07.550 --> 01:19:11.289
into a lot of different business deals, but who

01:19:11.289 --> 01:19:16.189
cares? Take out for what it is. You can't argue

01:19:16.189 --> 01:19:19.210
that... Ozzie's career was a great success, but

01:19:19.210 --> 01:19:21.850
at the same time, what could it have been if

01:19:21.850 --> 01:19:24.729
Sharon had been a little kinder and gentler and

01:19:24.729 --> 01:19:28.350
more flexible on some things? To me, she took

01:19:28.350 --> 01:19:31.369
what her dad did downward and amplified it. Yeah.

01:19:31.890 --> 01:19:34.090
Oh, even Tony Iommi, who's friends with her,

01:19:34.149 --> 01:19:36.229
said, all the things that we thought her dad

01:19:36.229 --> 01:19:39.529
was going to do to us, she did to us. Yeah, she's

01:19:39.529 --> 01:19:42.180
wanted to do. prove to daddy she can do it better.

01:19:42.279 --> 01:19:43.899
Yeah, I think there's a little bit of that involved.

01:19:44.119 --> 01:19:46.000
Yeah. And I think you get wrapped up in yourself

01:19:46.000 --> 01:19:47.880
after that, and then it's kind of like a game

01:19:47.880 --> 01:19:49.779
with yourself, like, uh -uh, they're not getting

01:19:49.779 --> 01:19:52.359
by on me. Yeah. When actually, it shouldn't have

01:19:52.359 --> 01:19:55.960
been anything like that at all. So, all right.

01:19:56.279 --> 01:19:59.760
You got something? You want to go with the Easter?

01:20:00.319 --> 01:20:05.279
Yeah. Sure. How long have we got? An hour and

01:20:05.279 --> 01:20:08.279
17. Okay. Let's keep going. That's too short

01:20:08.279 --> 01:20:11.699
for a music break. All right. The E band names.

01:20:12.279 --> 01:20:20.460
E. coli. Like that? Earth, pig, and fire. And

01:20:20.460 --> 01:20:22.920
they could legally do that, too, because it is

01:20:22.920 --> 01:20:27.020
not the name. No. It's close to. Elastic sausage.

01:20:28.520 --> 01:20:32.640
I like that one a lot. Electric owl and the poison

01:20:32.640 --> 01:20:37.760
dart frog McNuggets. That's good, but a little

01:20:37.760 --> 01:20:40.689
too long. A little too long, yeah. I like this

01:20:40.689 --> 01:20:52.949
one. Endangered feces. Epileptic disco. Evil

01:20:52.949 --> 01:20:57.010
beaver. Oh, I love that one. Experimental barbecue.

01:20:58.449 --> 01:21:03.109
And exploding head trick. You can probably do

01:21:03.109 --> 01:21:07.779
that once. Yeah, that is a trick. The F ones

01:21:07.779 --> 01:21:09.939
are pretty short, too. We have The Farting Ghosts.

01:21:10.319 --> 01:21:15.680
Cool. The Farts, with a Z. Very cool. Fat Welfare

01:21:15.680 --> 01:21:21.760
Moms on Dust. I think dust is slang for Molly.

01:21:23.260 --> 01:21:26.039
Oh, for Molly? That would be the date break drug?

01:21:26.199 --> 01:21:29.720
Ecstasy. Ecstasy, okay, yeah. Fat Welfare Moms

01:21:29.720 --> 01:21:37.460
on Dust. Oh, man. The Fierce Nipples. Five fat

01:21:37.460 --> 01:21:42.659
guys who rock. Flaming box of ants. Oh, I like

01:21:42.659 --> 01:21:48.819
that. Yeah. Four nurses of the apocalypse. That's

01:21:48.819 --> 01:21:51.859
a good one. Four out of five doctors. Oh, I love

01:21:51.859 --> 01:21:55.319
that. That we paid. They don't put that in there.

01:21:55.319 --> 01:21:58.979
That we paid. Yes. Hey, all right. How's it going?

01:21:59.500 --> 01:22:01.800
Good. How are you doing? I'm just hanging out,

01:22:01.880 --> 01:22:04.260
man. All right. You didn't get chased off this

01:22:04.260 --> 01:22:07.560
time. She's going to get at least an ass picture.

01:22:09.680 --> 01:22:16.279
I'm like, really? Well, I got Fender. The guitar.

01:22:21.659 --> 01:22:49.399
All right. Do a little rocking for me. Thank

01:22:49.399 --> 01:22:53.119
you. Nice. All right. We just got a little serenade

01:22:53.119 --> 01:22:56.979
from our buddy. Nice musical interlude. Where

01:22:56.979 --> 01:23:00.100
was I? Oh, I was back on the F names. Full metal

01:23:00.100 --> 01:23:04.079
chicken. Very cool. Funky green dogs from outer

01:23:04.079 --> 01:23:12.619
space. Okay. Furious George. I love that. Let's

01:23:12.619 --> 01:23:18.310
go on to the Gs. Gangway fathead. Gay Bikers

01:23:18.310 --> 01:23:22.489
on Acid. Most number of these have four words

01:23:22.489 --> 01:23:24.430
in the name. It's not a good rhythm, four words.

01:23:25.130 --> 01:23:29.630
The Gaza Strippers. That's a good one. That's

01:23:29.630 --> 01:23:34.149
a good one. Here's one. Gee, that's a large beetle.

01:23:34.189 --> 01:23:41.289
I wonder if it's poisonous. Love it. Gefilte

01:23:41.289 --> 01:23:46.329
Joe and the Fish. Okay. Girl Scout Hand Grenade.

01:23:46.619 --> 01:23:49.020
Oh, I love that one. That sounds like a type

01:23:49.020 --> 01:23:52.960
of weed, doesn't it? It does, don't it? Here's

01:23:52.960 --> 01:24:02.619
one. Go, Nad, Go. Gonorrhea Pizzeria. Oh, okay.

01:24:04.779 --> 01:24:07.199
Grandmaster Ass Blaster and the Pimp Slap Crew.

01:24:11.880 --> 01:24:18.119
Gravity Ass. Grim skunk. Grim skunk. I like that

01:24:18.119 --> 01:24:28.079
one. This one's like a gringo star. There's one

01:24:28.079 --> 01:24:32.380
later. It's called Mary Tyler Morphine. I just

01:24:32.380 --> 01:24:40.399
love that one. The grilled cheese fiasco. Guess

01:24:40.399 --> 01:24:46.340
my perversion. Guns and wankers. Guns and wankers.

01:24:48.699 --> 01:24:51.319
My favorite was the one that they did, Cunts

01:24:51.319 --> 01:24:57.420
and Noses. That would be a good one. When I saw

01:24:57.420 --> 01:25:00.619
that, I'm like, oh my. And a band actually was

01:25:00.619 --> 01:25:04.119
going around doing that. But not everybody would

01:25:04.119 --> 01:25:10.260
hire them. No, I imagine not. Should I keep going?

01:25:11.079 --> 01:25:15.699
Well, I got a... You can, yeah, you can, but

01:25:15.699 --> 01:25:18.920
eventually here, this is not music, but it is,

01:25:18.960 --> 01:25:25.279
I asked AI for a list of products that would

01:25:25.279 --> 01:25:28.800
fail, that were horrible. Some of them are good,

01:25:28.859 --> 01:25:33.420
some of them are like, what? You know, I tried

01:25:33.420 --> 01:25:37.340
to get a list of songs about body parts, but

01:25:37.340 --> 01:25:40.020
there's just so many of them. Making heart and

01:25:40.020 --> 01:25:43.340
hand and head. Oh, yeah, yeah. Femur, eyeball,

01:25:43.979 --> 01:25:47.159
earlobe, hair follicle. There's just so many,

01:25:47.199 --> 01:25:51.659
so I gave up on that. Yeah, you could compartmentalize

01:25:51.659 --> 01:25:54.020
it, you know, just kind of like you. Just going

01:25:54.020 --> 01:25:58.359
to work on the hand today. Yeah. All right, so

01:25:58.359 --> 01:26:02.159
I went to AI, and I asked for a list of horrible

01:26:02.159 --> 01:26:09.760
product ideas. And this is what it gave me. shampoo

01:26:09.760 --> 01:26:15.539
flavored energy drink oh for hair with body yeah

01:26:15.539 --> 01:26:21.039
and now your heart too was there oh i've got

01:26:21.039 --> 01:26:23.800
to admit that is pretty original and it's pretty

01:26:23.800 --> 01:26:27.500
good yeah and it makes sense it tastes horrible

01:26:27.500 --> 01:26:31.579
but oh yeah i think everybody has been victim

01:26:31.579 --> 01:26:33.300
to getting a little bit of shampoo in their mouth

01:26:33.300 --> 01:26:36.159
at some time yeah a little dish soap in your

01:26:36.159 --> 01:26:40.220
coffee cup Yeah, yeah, allegedly. Oh, I'm talking

01:26:40.220 --> 01:26:42.579
about when you're a kid and you cuss. But yeah,

01:26:42.640 --> 01:26:46.060
in your coffee mug too. Yeah, yeah. All right,

01:26:46.159 --> 01:26:50.500
next one. A smart mattress that posts your sleep

01:26:50.500 --> 01:26:55.420
stats to social media. Nothing like your friends

01:26:55.420 --> 01:26:59.279
reacted to your 3 .17 a .m. anxiety spike. Yes.

01:26:59.720 --> 01:27:02.779
That would be horrible. Or you could just say,

01:27:02.800 --> 01:27:06.460
not anxiety, that was just masturbating. Oh,

01:27:06.460 --> 01:27:09.159
no, it might have one for that, too. Yeah. Subject

01:27:09.159 --> 01:27:11.300
is probably masturbating due to heart rate, but

01:27:11.300 --> 01:27:13.359
we cannot confirm it because we don't actually

01:27:13.359 --> 01:27:16.399
have a camera angle. Oh, it's over in two minutes?

01:27:16.420 --> 01:27:17.899
Yeah, he was masturbating. Oh, yeah, he was masturbating.

01:27:18.319 --> 01:27:21.699
I heard his phone click. He was looking at the

01:27:21.699 --> 01:27:32.279
phone. All right. Oh, God. The next one. deconstructed

01:27:32.279 --> 01:27:37.000
frozen pizza, just a bag of cold flour, shredded

01:27:37.000 --> 01:27:44.300
cheese, and emotional regret. This AI, most of

01:27:44.300 --> 01:27:47.460
these were very, very good. Did you know that

01:27:47.460 --> 01:27:50.300
whole deconstructed craze for a while back? Yes,

01:27:50.300 --> 01:27:52.760
I think that's why it, yeah. But you know, none

01:27:52.760 --> 01:27:54.699
of that stuff was deconstructed because that

01:27:54.699 --> 01:27:56.340
means you put it together and then take it back

01:27:56.340 --> 01:27:58.479
apart. Yeah, that's right. It was just unfinished,

01:27:58.800 --> 01:28:01.840
unassembled. Unfinished, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, deconstructing

01:28:01.840 --> 01:28:03.699
is completely different. It had to be constructed

01:28:03.699 --> 01:28:05.819
first before you could deconstruct it. Exactly.

01:28:05.920 --> 01:28:07.760
But they just took the parts and just threw them.

01:28:07.840 --> 01:28:10.319
So there you go. Yeah. We're not even going to

01:28:10.319 --> 01:28:11.739
finish putting this together, and we'll give

01:28:11.739 --> 01:28:14.420
it a fancy name and charge you 20 % more. Yep.

01:28:15.520 --> 01:28:18.739
And people like Frazier Crane would do it. Yes.

01:28:19.479 --> 01:28:22.439
He's a perfect example of fear of missing out.

01:28:22.970 --> 01:28:25.750
Yeah. He is one of the best characters ever written.

01:28:25.770 --> 01:28:28.210
Oh, yeah. Oh, man. I tell you, he was so complex

01:28:28.210 --> 01:28:30.829
but so general and he was really good. And one

01:28:30.829 --> 01:28:32.310
of the best things they ever did to this character

01:28:32.310 --> 01:28:36.470
is you never felt sorry for him for how screwed

01:28:36.470 --> 01:28:38.930
up his life got because he did it to himself.

01:28:39.210 --> 01:28:41.930
Yeah. He always did it to himself over and over

01:28:41.930 --> 01:28:43.829
and over. It's like you just didn't feel sorry

01:28:43.829 --> 01:28:45.430
for him. You just laughed at him. No, you're

01:28:45.430 --> 01:28:47.630
just going, yeah, that's him. That's Ranger Crane.

01:28:47.710 --> 01:28:49.729
Yep. How's he going to screw up this relationship?

01:28:50.109 --> 01:28:56.279
Yeah. How about a new cologne called Audet DMV?

01:28:58.319 --> 01:29:01.539
The luxury fragrance inspired by burnt coffee,

01:29:01.699 --> 01:29:05.140
paperwork, and despair. Oh, and lots of hair

01:29:05.140 --> 01:29:07.600
product. And lots of hair product, yes. Oh, my

01:29:07.600 --> 01:29:11.460
God. For all the guys with Corvettes. All the

01:29:11.460 --> 01:29:16.359
old men with Corvettes. Plastic cars. Yes. How

01:29:16.359 --> 01:29:18.680
about a phone case that randomly shocks you?

01:29:19.119 --> 01:29:22.300
To keep you in the present. I like that. Yeah,

01:29:22.399 --> 01:29:25.079
that is a good one. That would be great. So they're

01:29:25.079 --> 01:29:26.899
talking to you. You know, it's kind of like the

01:29:26.899 --> 01:29:31.600
backup quarterback where the lady's talking about

01:29:31.600 --> 01:29:34.899
a breakup. And then they bring in, oh, who was

01:29:34.899 --> 01:29:37.500
his name? Oh, yeah. Backup quarterback. Yeah.

01:29:37.739 --> 01:29:39.920
Yeah, a little stand -in guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:29:41.320 --> 01:29:44.060
Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool. I like it. Keeps

01:29:44.060 --> 01:29:48.979
you present. Here's an idea. This would have

01:29:48.979 --> 01:29:51.479
worked out better a number of years ago when

01:29:51.479 --> 01:29:53.439
people still give a damn about their voicemails.

01:29:53.720 --> 01:29:56.439
But get an app that randomly changes your outgoing

01:29:56.439 --> 01:29:59.819
message on your voicemail. Oh, yeah. Usually

01:29:59.819 --> 01:30:01.739
to something inappropriate. Yeah, I would love

01:30:01.739 --> 01:30:04.260
that. But now nobody cares about voicemail anymore,

01:30:04.359 --> 01:30:06.840
so it wouldn't work. Yeah, most people go, oh,

01:30:06.859 --> 01:30:10.050
they've seen I called. That's enough. Yeah. I

01:30:10.050 --> 01:30:11.890
haven't checked my voicemail in probably two

01:30:11.890 --> 01:30:14.729
years. Oh, me neither. Yeah, everything's good.

01:30:14.850 --> 01:30:17.109
Thank you. Did you need anything? I'm good. Okay.

01:30:17.189 --> 01:30:22.409
Thank you. How about a Bluetooth -enabled toothbrush

01:30:22.409 --> 01:30:28.529
that treats live tweets or hygiene? It even used

01:30:28.529 --> 01:30:31.949
my name. It knows that I typed it in, and it

01:30:31.949 --> 01:30:35.170
said, as an example, Mark Mr. Moeller again.

01:30:35.449 --> 01:30:42.409
Oh, God. Yeah. You know, there probably are some

01:30:42.409 --> 01:30:44.810
people that would like to have that. I'm sure.

01:30:45.029 --> 01:30:52.890
Yeah. Oh, my gosh. How about hope only orange

01:30:52.890 --> 01:31:00.199
juice? Oh. No liquid, just wet sadness. I don't

01:31:00.199 --> 01:31:01.720
know. That might be kind of neat. It'd kind of

01:31:01.720 --> 01:31:03.659
be like one of those push -ups melted. You'd

01:31:03.659 --> 01:31:07.039
need a spoon and a lot of time to chew. It'd

01:31:07.039 --> 01:31:09.220
be a lot of good fiber. I mean, you'd poop. When

01:31:09.220 --> 01:31:11.399
I'm like 95, that's going to be my go -to meal.

01:31:11.979 --> 01:31:16.899
It doesn't matter what I eat. I'm like seconds

01:31:16.899 --> 01:31:19.199
away from death anyhow, so I might as well just

01:31:19.199 --> 01:31:27.090
eat this orange -flavored sawdust. All right,

01:31:27.229 --> 01:31:30.689
how about a tuna -scented car air freshener?

01:31:31.609 --> 01:31:34.909
Crystal Coastal Breeze will be the name of it.

01:31:34.970 --> 01:31:39.510
Oh, my God. Cannery Row. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh,

01:31:39.630 --> 01:31:42.729
man. I mean, even when I'm about to eat some

01:31:42.729 --> 01:31:45.810
tuna, I can barely stand the smell of tuna. But,

01:31:45.909 --> 01:31:47.869
yeah, the smell of tuna where it doesn't belong,

01:31:48.109 --> 01:31:53.939
oh, that's not good. How about an alarm clock

01:31:53.939 --> 01:31:56.800
that only goes off when you're in deep REM sleep?

01:31:59.600 --> 01:32:03.220
Guarantees you maximum suffering. Make sure you

01:32:03.220 --> 01:32:05.060
remember that dream you were having right when

01:32:05.060 --> 01:32:09.680
you woke up. Yes. And think about the heart flutters

01:32:09.680 --> 01:32:16.500
too. Son of a bitch. That would be like man -made

01:32:16.500 --> 01:32:21.920
sleep apnea. Yeah. How about pre -rip pants that

01:32:21.920 --> 01:32:25.739
continue ripping throughout the day? It's a suspense

01:32:25.739 --> 01:32:31.039
experience. You can also buy a sweater that's

01:32:31.039 --> 01:32:33.340
already got a string from it. Yeah. And people

01:32:33.340 --> 01:32:35.199
all day long can just start pulling the string

01:32:35.199 --> 01:32:37.720
and destroy your sweater. That sounds like a

01:32:37.720 --> 01:32:40.220
Weezer song, doesn't it? Oh, this is going to

01:32:40.220 --> 01:32:42.199
be a regular segment in the alternate universe

01:32:42.199 --> 01:32:46.479
because I did chat GPT this time. Next time I'm

01:32:46.479 --> 01:32:48.899
going to do Gemini. The time after that I'm going

01:32:48.899 --> 01:32:51.579
to do Siri maybe. I'm going to keep doing this

01:32:51.579 --> 01:32:55.180
with different outlets. Yeah. And see which ones

01:32:55.180 --> 01:32:58.180
they come up with. How about gluten -free ice

01:32:58.180 --> 01:33:01.390
cubes? Oh, now that's a good plan. For the truly

01:33:01.390 --> 01:33:03.949
committed. Yeah. Yeah, if you really want to

01:33:03.949 --> 01:33:06.409
be gluten -free, you know. Yeah. You never know,

01:33:06.430 --> 01:33:07.649
there might have been milk in that container

01:33:07.649 --> 01:33:09.729
before they froze it, right? Yeah, you could

01:33:09.729 --> 01:33:11.430
probably sell them the same time you sell left

01:33:11.430 --> 01:33:14.210
-handed pencils. Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah,

01:33:14.250 --> 01:33:18.470
those are really big in Europe. Yes. Yes. So,

01:33:18.550 --> 01:33:22.930
how about AI that gives only unsolicited advice?

01:33:24.529 --> 01:33:31.159
Like, oh, you're eating that again? I heard a

01:33:31.159 --> 01:33:34.500
story about something similar. A woman was writing

01:33:34.500 --> 01:33:38.159
about her brother -in -law. Her husband's whole

01:33:38.159 --> 01:33:42.079
family didn't drink, but she did. So when she'd

01:33:42.079 --> 01:33:44.079
go over for a family meeting, her brother -in

01:33:44.079 --> 01:33:47.000
-law would, every time he saw her pouring an

01:33:47.000 --> 01:33:50.039
alcoholic drink, he'd go... Oh man, another drink?

01:33:50.100 --> 01:33:52.840
You sure you need that? Are you really? Oh, you

01:33:52.840 --> 01:33:55.239
sure? He'd like make a, he'd grin real big and

01:33:55.239 --> 01:33:57.340
make a big deal. And he's like, well, I'm just

01:33:57.340 --> 01:33:59.239
teasing. I'm just kidding. Yeah, there's only

01:33:59.239 --> 01:34:02.680
so many of them. Yeah. So what she started doing

01:34:02.680 --> 01:34:05.220
was every time he served himself food, she'd

01:34:05.220 --> 01:34:09.079
go, oh geez, you're eating again? And after about

01:34:09.079 --> 01:34:11.300
the fourth time, he started throwing stuff at

01:34:11.300 --> 01:34:14.479
her, demanding she get out of the house. gee,

01:34:14.579 --> 01:34:17.119
he can dish it out, but he sure can't take it,

01:34:17.140 --> 01:34:20.420
can he? That means you do it more. Yes. Yeah.

01:34:20.500 --> 01:34:23.500
So her question was, am I being the asshole for

01:34:23.500 --> 01:34:25.380
doing this back to him? It's like, no, he's being

01:34:25.380 --> 01:34:28.039
the asshole. No, I thought you meant him. Yeah.

01:34:28.300 --> 01:34:31.199
Yeah, she's absolutely being, I mean, and her

01:34:31.199 --> 01:34:33.840
husband should stand up for it. Yeah, yeah. Should

01:34:33.840 --> 01:34:35.819
tell that dude, it's like, knock it off or we're

01:34:35.819 --> 01:34:37.899
not coming anymore. Yeah, yeah, that's complete

01:34:37.899 --> 01:34:45.319
bullshit. Yeah. Very judgy. Yes. That's the kind

01:34:45.319 --> 01:34:47.159
of person you'd like to hit right in the face

01:34:47.159 --> 01:34:49.640
and feel pretty good about it afterwards. Instead

01:34:49.640 --> 01:34:52.159
of like, oh, what did I do? It's like, oh, that

01:34:52.159 --> 01:34:54.939
felt good. I mean, that's the kind of thing where

01:34:54.939 --> 01:34:56.960
someone is annoying you, embarrassing you. So

01:34:56.960 --> 01:34:59.779
in a public place, you act very loud there. You

01:34:59.779 --> 01:35:02.859
ask them, so have you given up child pornography

01:35:02.859 --> 01:35:05.880
yet? Or are you still looking at it? There's

01:35:05.880 --> 01:35:08.199
no way they can answer. No, they'd be like, oh.

01:35:09.400 --> 01:35:12.119
anything, they look guilty as fuck after that.

01:35:12.180 --> 01:35:17.399
So, are you still masturbating in church? I just

01:35:17.399 --> 01:35:21.659
put him on the spot like that. He's like, oh,

01:35:22.560 --> 01:35:24.640
I'm glad you stopped then. Yeah, that would end

01:35:24.640 --> 01:35:31.079
that really quick. Alright, how about mayonnaise

01:35:31.079 --> 01:35:35.220
flavored ice cream? When Vanilla just isn't aggressive

01:35:35.220 --> 01:35:38.399
enough. And then you can leave it out and let

01:35:38.399 --> 01:35:42.039
it get tangy. Yeah. Hey, my fellow heavy breeders.

01:35:42.039 --> 01:35:48.239
This is Dash Riptide. Your music news. Walls

01:35:48.239 --> 01:35:50.420
of Jericho is a song by Bon Jovi that features

01:35:50.420 --> 01:35:52.500
a guest appearance by Def Leppard singer Joe

01:35:52.500 --> 01:35:56.020
Elliott. According to this Instagram post, the

01:35:56.020 --> 01:35:58.819
track is from the forever legendary edition of

01:35:58.819 --> 01:36:01.800
Bon Jovi's album. which was released in October

01:36:01.800 --> 01:36:06.119
2025. The song is named Walls of Jericho. The

01:36:06.119 --> 01:36:08.899
song features Bon Jovi and Joe Elliott from Def

01:36:08.899 --> 01:36:11.560
Leppard. Jon Bon Jovi chose this song for Elliott

01:36:11.560 --> 01:36:14.300
to feature on because it's stadium rock sound

01:36:14.300 --> 01:36:17.319
that is reminiscent of both bands. It is their

01:36:17.319 --> 01:36:20.899
first ever collaboration. This is Gash Riptine,

01:36:21.000 --> 01:36:24.359
and that was your music news. If it's too loud,

01:36:24.439 --> 01:36:34.420
you probably have ear damage, just like me. Or

01:36:34.420 --> 01:36:36.880
you can use like Duke Mayo, which is a little

01:36:36.880 --> 01:36:42.460
spicy. Yeah, yeah. Or how about Miracle Whip

01:36:42.460 --> 01:36:43.960
if you want a little sweeter version. Oh, yeah,

01:36:43.960 --> 01:36:46.739
yeah. You can even get it made from avocado oil.

01:36:47.060 --> 01:36:49.880
Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that

01:36:49.880 --> 01:36:54.079
sounds great. And then finally. A banana split

01:36:54.079 --> 01:37:01.579
with two scoops of. Yeah. And finally, you got

01:37:01.579 --> 01:37:04.600
a high water bill. How about a shower that gradually

01:37:04.600 --> 01:37:07.720
gets colder as the rains come on? Oh, chase you

01:37:07.720 --> 01:37:09.899
right out. Yeah, chase you out of there. Now,

01:37:09.920 --> 01:37:11.680
that's probably a pretty good invention. That

01:37:11.680 --> 01:37:13.380
actually is pretty good, yeah. It's kind of like,

01:37:13.420 --> 01:37:15.319
oh, it's getting cold, time to go. Now, no one

01:37:15.319 --> 01:37:17.039
would buy that for themselves, but you could

01:37:17.039 --> 01:37:20.380
install it in a hotel or a gym. Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:37:20.680 --> 01:37:24.300
A guy I used to work with, I think I spoke about

01:37:24.300 --> 01:37:26.560
this on the Dishbags, well, this is an alternate

01:37:26.560 --> 01:37:31.859
version, but okay. On every hotel, they put in

01:37:31.859 --> 01:37:35.020
a device in the shower head that kind of ionizes

01:37:35.020 --> 01:37:37.439
it and makes not as much water come out. It's

01:37:37.439 --> 01:37:39.699
really hard to take a shower. I don't think it

01:37:39.699 --> 01:37:41.640
works very well because I spend three times the

01:37:41.640 --> 01:37:43.939
amount of time trying to get water on me. Yeah.

01:37:44.100 --> 01:37:47.760
I think they think, like, it saves water. So

01:37:47.760 --> 01:37:51.260
his name's Brian. He showed me. We're getting

01:37:51.260 --> 01:37:53.380
out of our truck and getting our rental car,

01:37:53.439 --> 01:37:56.539
depending on where we're at. And we'd go check

01:37:56.539 --> 01:37:59.699
in and I went in there to talk to him about their

01:37:59.699 --> 01:38:02.779
job or something. And he grabbed a screwdriver

01:38:02.779 --> 01:38:04.600
with him. And the first thing he did was go,

01:38:04.680 --> 01:38:06.579
hang on a minute, I've got to do something. He

01:38:06.579 --> 01:38:08.260
took off the shower head and he showed me the

01:38:08.260 --> 01:38:11.140
little piece that you take off. And he did that

01:38:11.140 --> 01:38:13.699
every time he went to a hotel. The first thing

01:38:13.699 --> 01:38:15.859
he did was he went in there and he took off the

01:38:15.859 --> 01:38:18.699
shower head and took off that... Restrictor or

01:38:18.699 --> 01:38:23.279
whatever it is. Wow. Did he put it back or just

01:38:23.279 --> 01:38:27.520
leave it? No. Oh, nice. So I started doing that

01:38:27.520 --> 01:38:30.020
allegedly. Yeah. Yeah, they never catch it. Nobody

01:38:30.020 --> 01:38:33.779
looks at it. Nobody knows. Yeah. Anyhow, that's

01:38:33.779 --> 01:38:38.680
all of those. Got anything? We could go with

01:38:38.680 --> 01:38:44.779
the H list. Let's do it. All right. Let me knock

01:38:44.779 --> 01:38:48.760
things over. Under H, for band names, we have

01:38:48.760 --> 01:38:52.960
the habitual sex offenders. I don't think I'd

01:38:52.960 --> 01:38:54.199
want to perform under that name. I would not

01:38:54.199 --> 01:38:57.380
want to know. The Hair and Skin Trading Company.

01:38:59.819 --> 01:39:08.159
Ew. Haircuts That Kill. Okay. Hamster Sandwich.

01:39:08.340 --> 01:39:11.819
Oh, okay. That's pretty cool. Hard Drinking Housewives.

01:39:12.140 --> 01:39:14.279
Oh, I like that one. I'd go see them. I would

01:39:14.279 --> 01:39:24.319
too. Hairy Palms and the Gym Towels. Head lice

01:39:24.319 --> 01:39:31.399
of doom. Okay. Heavy pink insulator. I'm not

01:39:31.399 --> 01:39:32.979
sure what that means, but it sounds dirty. I

01:39:32.979 --> 01:39:35.699
like it. Yeah, I like it. I'm like you. I don't

01:39:35.699 --> 01:39:38.159
know what it means, but I like it. The helicopter

01:39:38.159 --> 01:39:42.960
barfs. I like that. This is a good one. Herpes

01:39:42.960 --> 01:39:50.909
cineplex. Cineplex as in a movie cinema? Instead

01:39:50.909 --> 01:39:56.090
of Simplex. Here's one for the Star Trek crowd.

01:39:56.649 --> 01:40:02.390
He's dead, Jim. Oh! And that would be Spock,

01:40:02.430 --> 01:40:04.670
right? Scotty. No, Scotty did it. The doctor,

01:40:04.789 --> 01:40:08.109
yeah. So everyone is always waiting for him to

01:40:08.109 --> 01:40:11.590
say, I'm dead, Jim. Yeah. It finally happened.

01:40:11.729 --> 01:40:15.569
Yeah. Oh, no, they said it happened. Yeah. Heterophobia.

01:40:18.590 --> 01:40:20.989
I know some people who have that. Oh, yeah. And

01:40:20.989 --> 01:40:23.989
don't even know it. No, they don't. Yep. Hockey

01:40:23.989 --> 01:40:28.909
teeth. Oh, wow. Also known as meth mouth. Yeah.

01:40:29.510 --> 01:40:33.369
The hollow chocolate bunnies of death. Okay.

01:40:34.470 --> 01:40:40.989
The Hollywood chainsaw hookers. No. This looks

01:40:40.989 --> 01:40:51.550
good. Homer and the sexuals. The hostile Amish

01:40:51.550 --> 01:41:00.949
in hot buttered aspirin. Oh my God. Those things

01:41:00.949 --> 01:41:05.770
are too good. I know. How long do we have? We

01:41:05.770 --> 01:41:08.729
got an hour and 40 about. All right, you want

01:41:08.729 --> 01:41:11.069
to keep going or you want to call it good? Yeah,

01:41:11.090 --> 01:41:12.770
let's do a little more. All right, let's do a

01:41:12.770 --> 01:41:14.210
little more. You got some more you want to go

01:41:14.210 --> 01:41:17.979
to? Let me... You can go through the alphabet.

01:41:18.199 --> 01:41:20.579
Oh, I've got all -time disco hits. Do it, do

01:41:20.579 --> 01:41:22.720
it, do it. Oh, do it? Okay. Yeah, that one we

01:41:22.720 --> 01:41:24.720
got some for next week. Yeah. Hopefully we can

01:41:24.720 --> 01:41:25.859
have it. Yeah, we're not even halfway through

01:41:25.859 --> 01:41:30.680
the alphabet yet. Okay. All right. These are

01:41:30.680 --> 01:41:33.439
the tracks that are the most, the best -selling

01:41:33.439 --> 01:41:36.140
tracks ever in the disco era. Oh, wow. Yeah,

01:41:36.199 --> 01:41:42.600
disco music. It was, what, 78, 84, 83, and probably

01:41:42.600 --> 01:41:47.460
about 82. Yeah. Yeah, probably 1978 to 82. Yeah.

01:41:47.720 --> 01:41:51.100
And that's where it was. On a Saturday night,

01:41:51.159 --> 01:41:54.000
your fever came out about 78. Yeah, yeah. So

01:41:54.000 --> 01:41:56.399
that's when it really started hitting. And there

01:41:56.399 --> 01:41:59.399
are a lot of very big disco acts, but, of course,

01:41:59.439 --> 01:42:02.699
they either changed. Yeah. Or they went away.

01:42:02.859 --> 01:42:05.979
Yeah. So, you know, anything for the village

01:42:05.979 --> 01:42:08.380
people. But then you have, like, Cher. Yeah.

01:42:08.399 --> 01:42:10.880
The village people went away because disco wasn't

01:42:10.880 --> 01:42:13.220
around. But Cher stayed and just changed from

01:42:13.220 --> 01:42:16.659
disco to, you know. Yeah. the bgs same thing

01:42:16.659 --> 01:42:25.020
yeah so uh the number one all -time disco song

01:42:25.020 --> 01:42:30.359
selling song what would you guess it was probably

01:42:30.359 --> 01:42:38.479
something like i will survive it is oh okay gloria

01:42:38.479 --> 01:42:44.430
gainer 1978 wow Freak or Reese, it is the top

01:42:44.430 --> 01:42:49.189
-selling disco anthem ever. Partly probably because

01:42:49.189 --> 01:42:51.329
it was used in a lot of TV shows and movies.

01:42:51.710 --> 01:42:54.670
Probably, yeah. And it was popularized that way.

01:42:54.770 --> 01:42:57.449
It's pretty much an anthem. Yeah. It's pretty

01:42:57.449 --> 01:43:03.069
much an anthem. Yeah. How about La Freak, number

01:43:03.069 --> 01:43:07.489
two by Schick? Yeah. 1978, of course. La Freak,

01:43:07.489 --> 01:43:10.430
C. Schick. It is one of the biggest selling singles

01:43:10.430 --> 01:43:12.989
in Atlantic Records history. And now Atlantic

01:43:12.989 --> 01:43:16.409
had Led Zeppelin. That's true. And they had a

01:43:16.409 --> 01:43:22.170
variety of other really big bands. Next one,

01:43:22.250 --> 01:43:25.670
I can definitely believe this. Stayin' Alive

01:43:25.670 --> 01:43:30.770
by the Bee Gees. Oh, yeah. And that was from

01:43:30.770 --> 01:43:35.029
Saturday Night Fever soundtrack. Yeah. Next one

01:43:35.029 --> 01:43:39.010
will be YMCA. Yeah. By the village people. The

01:43:39.010 --> 01:43:41.470
village idiots. And this was a massive international,

01:43:41.750 --> 01:43:43.869
yeah. Oh, that was big. Big international hit.

01:43:43.869 --> 01:43:46.270
Massive all over the world. Everybody was dancing

01:43:46.270 --> 01:43:50.130
to it. Yeah, it was. That was cool. All right.

01:43:50.569 --> 01:43:52.829
Let's see. In the Navy wasn't on here, but that

01:43:52.829 --> 01:43:54.869
was huge, too. That was. And they had a couple

01:43:54.869 --> 01:44:00.250
other ones, too. All right. Disco Inferno will

01:44:00.250 --> 01:44:02.550
be the next one. Oh, yeah. What was that? The

01:44:02.550 --> 01:44:05.689
Tramps. The Tramps, that's it. With two M's.

01:44:05.810 --> 01:44:10.609
Two M's. Yep. And it was electronic disco. Yeah.

01:44:11.010 --> 01:44:13.590
So... They weren't yet the Super Tramps, they

01:44:13.590 --> 01:44:16.550
were just the Tramps. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Super

01:44:16.550 --> 01:44:18.550
Tramps came later. It's the same people, but

01:44:18.550 --> 01:44:20.510
they're in disguise. Yeah. Totally different

01:44:20.510 --> 01:44:23.050
scene. They bleached their skin out. Yeah, yeah.

01:44:23.289 --> 01:44:26.869
Completely different. They all got vitiligo all

01:44:26.869 --> 01:44:29.649
of a sudden. Yeah, it was crazy. All of them.

01:44:31.090 --> 01:44:33.369
Oh, look, I woke up and I'm a white boy. Hey,

01:44:33.390 --> 01:44:41.350
wow. Crazy. Crazy. Suddenly I want caviar. All

01:44:41.350 --> 01:44:46.569
right. I Feel Love by Donna Summer. What was

01:44:46.569 --> 01:44:50.130
it called? I Feel Love. I don't remember that

01:44:50.130 --> 01:44:53.529
one. I don't either. One of the top ones ever.

01:44:53.810 --> 01:44:57.109
Huh. Is there anything from KC and the Sunshine

01:44:57.109 --> 01:45:01.659
Band on there? Surprisingly, no. Wow. I thought

01:45:01.659 --> 01:45:03.560
they would have been, too. Yeah. There's some

01:45:03.560 --> 01:45:06.539
stuff on here that wasn't on here that wasn't

01:45:06.539 --> 01:45:08.439
a better seller. It might have been popular,

01:45:08.539 --> 01:45:10.579
but it didn't sell better for whatever reason.

01:45:10.619 --> 01:45:12.960
And I think a lot of it is it came out during

01:45:12.960 --> 01:45:14.640
the time when there was a lot of other disco

01:45:14.640 --> 01:45:18.319
hits. Yeah, kind of spread the buying power out

01:45:18.319 --> 01:45:22.199
over. Yeah. Yeah. So that's probably what happened,

01:45:22.279 --> 01:45:24.340
I would imagine. Some really good songs could

01:45:24.340 --> 01:45:26.760
have registered higher, but it went up against

01:45:26.760 --> 01:45:29.640
a bunch of other songs at the time. Makes you

01:45:29.640 --> 01:45:31.659
wonder how many number one hits are only number

01:45:31.659 --> 01:45:34.979
one because every other song sucked. Somebody

01:45:34.979 --> 01:45:37.779
had to be number one. There's a lot of them.

01:45:37.819 --> 01:45:39.899
Yeah. A lot of them. It's like not all first

01:45:39.899 --> 01:45:41.779
round draft picks are created equal. It's just

01:45:41.779 --> 01:45:44.779
you've got to start with the first round. I would

01:45:44.779 --> 01:45:48.899
say after about 2010, maybe 2007, everything,

01:45:49.239 --> 01:45:52.920
everything, probably about 2010, everything was

01:45:52.920 --> 01:45:56.439
a victim of nothing else around. Yeah. So you

01:45:56.439 --> 01:46:00.529
get a number one. Number one in 1985, sold like

01:46:00.529 --> 01:46:06.090
$300 million. Yeah. 2010, it sold $30 ,000. That's

01:46:06.090 --> 01:46:10.029
number one. Yeah. All right, the next one would

01:46:10.029 --> 01:46:13.770
be Night Fever by the Bee Gees. Oh, I remember

01:46:13.770 --> 01:46:16.210
that one. And I didn't think that out of that,

01:46:16.270 --> 01:46:18.569
that that would be such a big song. No, I wouldn't

01:46:18.569 --> 01:46:20.449
think so either, but I wonder if that was on

01:46:20.449 --> 01:46:24.090
the soundtrack as well. Oh, I bet it was. That's

01:46:24.090 --> 01:46:29.020
probably why. How about Super Freak? Rick James.

01:46:29.100 --> 01:46:31.920
Oh, Rick James, right. I'm Rick James, bitch.

01:46:33.239 --> 01:46:36.300
I'm the baddest motherfucker ever. I love that.

01:46:36.340 --> 01:46:40.119
Until he wasn't. Until he wasn't. Until he was

01:46:40.119 --> 01:46:41.960
locking women up in his basement and going to

01:46:41.960 --> 01:46:44.119
prison and all different kinds of crazy stuff.

01:46:44.119 --> 01:46:46.359
A little miscalculation there. Yeah, yeah. Oops.

01:46:46.640 --> 01:46:50.140
She didn't like that. Damn. You mean that wasn't

01:46:50.140 --> 01:46:53.680
fun for you? That torture was not fun? What the

01:46:53.680 --> 01:46:58.500
hell are you saying? All right. How about Dancing

01:46:58.500 --> 01:47:03.779
Queen by the Palladrome? Abba. Oh, yeah. That

01:47:03.779 --> 01:47:09.079
was a big one. Yep. How about Funky Town? Oh,

01:47:09.140 --> 01:47:11.920
yeah. Who did that one? Lipsync. Lipsync, yeah.

01:47:12.979 --> 01:47:18.899
All right. Someone like Lady Marmalade was way

01:47:18.899 --> 01:47:25.199
too early. I was wrong. It's not on the top 12

01:47:25.199 --> 01:47:28.380
list. Yeah. Casey and the Sunshine Band is a

01:47:28.380 --> 01:47:33.079
little bit after. And it has several, the biggest

01:47:33.079 --> 01:47:36.000
ones that they have is Get Down Tonight, and

01:47:36.000 --> 01:47:41.979
That's the Way I Like It. Yeah. So, those are

01:47:41.979 --> 01:47:44.039
the two Casey and the Sunshine Bands that were

01:47:44.039 --> 01:47:46.380
the biggest, but they weren't on the top 12 for

01:47:46.380 --> 01:47:48.720
whatever reason. And Donna Summer was another

01:47:48.720 --> 01:47:51.500
one that came in heavy, but not that heavy, Queen

01:47:51.500 --> 01:47:57.189
of Disco, and Bad Girls. Yeah. Schick also had

01:47:57.189 --> 01:48:00.050
another ancillary hit called Good Times. Yeah.

01:48:00.170 --> 01:48:03.449
And those were predominantly the ones that were

01:48:03.449 --> 01:48:06.689
dominating the charts that kept reoccurring and

01:48:06.689 --> 01:48:10.609
coming back and sold the most. Yeah. So, well,

01:48:10.750 --> 01:48:14.350
interesting list of stuff on there I didn't think

01:48:14.350 --> 01:48:16.470
and stuff on there I was like, oh, yeah, I get

01:48:16.470 --> 01:48:20.779
it. I've heard and referenced in other songs

01:48:20.779 --> 01:48:24.680
that the song Lady Marmalade by, I forget who

01:48:24.680 --> 01:48:27.279
did that one, Patti LaBelle, I think. I think

01:48:27.279 --> 01:48:31.380
that sounds right. That became like the anthem

01:48:31.380 --> 01:48:35.279
for the drag queens. Oh, did it? Yeah, I remember

01:48:35.279 --> 01:48:38.159
there's a song by the Scissor Sisters where they

01:48:38.159 --> 01:48:41.939
reference, I left my home in Pasadena when all

01:48:41.939 --> 01:48:46.659
them girls was doing Tina. So meeting Tina Turner.

01:48:46.859 --> 01:48:48.720
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there was another

01:48:48.720 --> 01:48:55.619
line about something about Lady Marmalade and

01:48:55.619 --> 01:48:57.939
how that kind of kick -started a lot of drag

01:48:57.939 --> 01:49:01.239
queen careers. Oh, wow. So she became kind of

01:49:01.239 --> 01:49:07.100
an icon for the female impersonation industry

01:49:07.100 --> 01:49:11.039
at the time because that was apparently a very

01:49:11.039 --> 01:49:13.300
popular song to do. So I've heard that referenced

01:49:13.300 --> 01:49:17.050
a lot of times in that movie. Okay. Like a favorite.

01:49:17.789 --> 01:49:20.050
During the time, it was a favorite for Drag Queens.

01:49:20.130 --> 01:49:22.630
And then Tina Turner got big, and they all started

01:49:22.630 --> 01:49:24.949
doing Tina Turner. And then Cher got big, and

01:49:24.949 --> 01:49:27.810
they all started doing Cher. It's like a large

01:49:27.810 --> 01:49:30.510
segment would just fasten on this one celebrity.

01:49:30.510 --> 01:49:32.090
It's like, okay, we're all impersonating her

01:49:32.090 --> 01:49:40.970
now. Who's the best at being Cher? All right.

01:49:42.689 --> 01:49:45.729
You got anything? No. All I've got left is I

01:49:45.729 --> 01:49:47.069
can give you some more names, but if you want

01:49:47.069 --> 01:49:50.569
to do that or save them. Let me do the I list,

01:49:50.710 --> 01:49:52.210
and then we'll call it a day. Okay, do the I

01:49:52.210 --> 01:49:53.810
list, and then we're going to call it a day.

01:49:53.949 --> 01:49:56.609
All right, from the I band names. First one,

01:49:56.729 --> 01:50:01.489
I buried Paul. Oh, that's probably a Beatles

01:50:01.489 --> 01:50:02.750
reference. From the Beatles reference, yeah.

01:50:03.310 --> 01:50:06.810
And the Paul is dead. I got shot by Dick Cheney.

01:50:09.880 --> 01:50:13.420
He had a hunting accident on his land involving

01:50:13.420 --> 01:50:17.060
quail and another person. Yep. Shot him in the

01:50:17.060 --> 01:50:20.140
head or the face or something. Yeah, yeah. Face

01:50:20.140 --> 01:50:23.159
and head. Yeah, accidentally, of course. Swinging

01:50:23.159 --> 01:50:26.880
on a game animal. Boom. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Crazy

01:50:26.880 --> 01:50:28.840
how that works. I was teaching hunter safety

01:50:28.840 --> 01:50:30.800
courses at the time, and we talked about that

01:50:30.800 --> 01:50:34.000
a lot. It's like field of fire, standing in the

01:50:34.000 --> 01:50:36.359
wrong spot, not being aware of your surroundings.

01:50:36.359 --> 01:50:38.689
You just did all sorts of things wrong. Well,

01:50:38.729 --> 01:50:42.390
the rumor is that Dick Cheney is not a very nice

01:50:42.390 --> 01:50:44.930
person, by all accounts. Yes. Might have done

01:50:44.930 --> 01:50:47.810
it vindictively. I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't

01:50:47.810 --> 01:50:50.109
have been surprised either. He's famous for his

01:50:50.109 --> 01:50:53.449
line, tell him to go fuck himself. Yeah. Yeah.

01:50:53.489 --> 01:50:59.029
So anyhow. Ice cream headache. That's a good

01:50:59.029 --> 01:51:02.289
band name. That is a great band name. Icky boyfriends.

01:51:05.149 --> 01:51:10.800
Like Owen? Immaculate infection. Oh. Some of

01:51:10.800 --> 01:51:12.680
these would be good punk names. They would be,

01:51:12.739 --> 01:51:16.199
yeah. Impotent Sea Snakes. Oh, I know that. Yeah,

01:51:16.239 --> 01:51:18.779
I've heard of that. Yeah. They're kind of like

01:51:18.779 --> 01:51:22.220
a gag name. Yeah. There were ones that went around

01:51:22.220 --> 01:51:26.800
and did a song called Each It and I. Oh, yes,

01:51:26.880 --> 01:51:29.640
I remember that. And they played it on radio.

01:51:30.180 --> 01:51:33.760
Yeah. Because they could. They specified, this

01:51:33.760 --> 01:51:37.779
song is called Each It and I. But it didn't.

01:51:37.979 --> 01:51:41.640
Run them all together. Eat shit and die. There's

01:51:41.640 --> 01:51:44.579
a band in here under the S's that is Sofa Kingdom.

01:51:45.159 --> 01:51:50.260
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sofa Kingdom. Infected

01:51:50.260 --> 01:51:56.640
Mushroom. The Inflatable Dates. Yep. I've heard

01:51:56.640 --> 01:52:01.800
of them. Interspecies Love Child. That reminded

01:52:01.800 --> 01:52:04.359
me. That might be one of my favorites. There's

01:52:04.359 --> 01:52:07.260
a guy named Mojo Nixon who wrote a song called

01:52:07.260 --> 01:52:09.399
Debbie Gibson is Pregnant with My Two -Headed

01:52:09.399 --> 01:52:16.239
Love Child. Debbie Gibson did the remake of I

01:52:16.239 --> 01:52:20.840
Think We're Alone Now. And then the last one

01:52:20.840 --> 01:52:25.220
for the eyes is the Iowa Beef Experience. That

01:52:25.220 --> 01:52:29.270
could be just about anything. I don't want to

01:52:29.270 --> 01:52:31.010
know what that is, but I love it. It's a little

01:52:31.010 --> 01:52:34.930
scary, actually. Yeah, it is. Fucking awesome.

01:52:36.109 --> 01:52:38.310
So we've made a perfectly awful mess of this

01:52:38.310 --> 01:52:40.329
for the last hour and 48 minutes. All right,

01:52:40.350 --> 01:52:42.649
I think that's enough bullshit going down. All

01:52:42.649 --> 01:52:45.770
right. Everybody. Oh, go ahead. Plus, I got to

01:52:45.770 --> 01:52:48.689
pee like crazy. Yeah, I do too. So anyhow, we'll

01:52:48.689 --> 01:52:50.750
go ahead and go with this and go, hey, thank

01:52:50.750 --> 01:52:52.989
you guys for listening so much. I mean, you guys

01:52:52.989 --> 01:52:55.210
have just been so wonderful. We love all the

01:52:55.210 --> 01:52:58.130
downloads, all the feedback. Yeah, it's so incredible,

01:52:58.170 --> 01:53:01.270
isn't it? We can't thank you guys enough. Man,

01:53:01.369 --> 01:53:04.090
you have been so gracious to us. And go fuck

01:53:04.090 --> 01:53:04.430
yourself.