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Yes, there's 00:01:46.739 --> 00:01:52.239 a fudge factory in Uranus. No joke. Here at Two 00:01:52.239 --> 00:01:54.799 Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't stand behind 00:01:54.799 --> 00:01:57.879 our journalistic integrity. Go ahead and assume 00:01:57.879 --> 00:02:01.200 we got the story wrong. At least we admit it. 00:02:01.680 --> 00:02:04.560 Not like all those other guys. We can and will 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:09.080 lie if it makes the story better. Two douchebags 00:02:09.080 --> 00:02:23.960 and a microphone. Strange, but true. The ancient 00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:26.080 Chinese practice what is called foot binding. 00:02:27.439 --> 00:02:30.199 A practice... which the feet of young girls were 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:32.479 broken and tightly bound to alter the shape and 00:02:32.479 --> 00:02:34.979 size of their feet. Small feet were considered 00:02:34.979 --> 00:02:39.740 more attractive in China at that time. Hey everybody, 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:42.860 this is Uncle Rob. I'm going to give you some 00:02:42.860 --> 00:02:46.680 tips for life. Record loud train noise on your 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:49.520 phone. That way you won't take any big dump in 00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:52.860 the public toilet. Turn off your phone. And bam, 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:57.659 nobody hears. Next up, things overheard in hell. 00:02:58.090 --> 00:03:02.129 John Wayne Gacy is in charge of human resources. 00:03:03.729 --> 00:03:10.509 Strange, but true. In early 2018, Tupac Shakur's 00:03:10.509 --> 00:03:13.409 former bodyguard, Michael Nice, begged his own 00:03:13.409 --> 00:03:16.449 death for a little over a year to prove that 00:03:16.449 --> 00:03:26.960 Tupac could have done the same. Oh, Lord. That 00:03:26.960 --> 00:03:30.639 man just sawed a puppy in half. Hey there, don't 00:03:30.639 --> 00:03:39.080 worry. I have a clown nose. Oh no! That drunk 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:44.120 guy just hit my child! It's okay. I have a clown 00:03:44.120 --> 00:03:58.240 nose. Clown doses are sold at keg stores online 00:03:58.240 --> 00:03:59.919 and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and 00:03:59.919 --> 00:04:03.360 make magic happen. And now we look in on the 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:05.979 adventures of the technical explanation guy. 00:04:06.460 --> 00:04:09.759 Excuse me, my dear sir. Could you please put 00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:12.080 my plain bread in a small countertop appliance 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:14.199 with heating elements that would spring loaded 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:17.300 and would brown my bread adequately? Well, first 00:04:17.300 --> 00:04:20.139 off, I'm not a waiter. I'm just a guy over there 00:04:20.139 --> 00:04:23.220 sitting at the table having a drink. Second off, 00:04:23.259 --> 00:04:25.180 are you talking about someone toasting your bread? 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:28.259 Well, yes. Yes, I am. I'm talking about my bread 00:04:28.259 --> 00:04:30.399 being toasted. Then why don't you just ask for 00:04:30.399 --> 00:04:33.040 your bread to be toasted, you dumb bastard? The 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:35.879 hell's wrong with you? Hey, good kid. No one 00:04:35.879 --> 00:04:37.899 gives an ounce of shit what you had for breakfast. 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:40.759 Not even the person on the other end. You look 00:04:40.759 --> 00:04:43.360 like a mentally slow driv yelling into thin air 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:45.459 all through the store. I pray that Bluetooth 00:04:45.459 --> 00:04:48.300 shorts you out and blows up your eardrums. What 00:04:48.300 --> 00:04:51.360 men consider self -centered dunce. Monty constantly 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:54.019 coddled this dummy and it fucking shows. Go look 00:04:54.019 --> 00:04:56.420 back home and bore your dog. Wait, you probably 00:04:56.420 --> 00:04:58.480 forgot the theming because you're too busy looking 00:04:58.480 --> 00:05:02.120 in the mirror all day. Fuck off. Hello, this 00:05:02.120 --> 00:05:06.100 is Phineas J. Altaris III. I'm here to deliver 00:05:06.100 --> 00:05:13.259 your music news this evening. We have some sad 00:05:13.259 --> 00:05:16.420 news for everybody. Bob Weir, the co -founder 00:05:16.420 --> 00:05:20.040 and guitarist for The Grateful Dead, has passed 00:05:20.040 --> 00:05:26.420 away at the age of 78. Bob? We hope you're grateful, 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:30.480 because you're definitely dead. Rest in peace, 00:05:30.579 --> 00:05:36.740 Mr. Weir. This is Phineas J. Baltaris III. That 00:05:36.740 --> 00:05:39.860 has been your music news for this evening. I 00:05:39.860 --> 00:05:42.939 have one burning question for you all. Do people 00:05:42.939 --> 00:05:47.620 really skip around the Maypole? I am calling 00:05:47.620 --> 00:05:50.379 bullshit on all the part -time geopolitical experts 00:05:50.379 --> 00:05:55.149 out there. Yeah, you. The person a year ago that 00:05:55.149 --> 00:05:57.209 couldn't stop posting pictures of your food at 00:05:57.209 --> 00:06:01.110 an eatery, or pictures of your dog, barking at 00:06:01.110 --> 00:06:04.829 a garden gnome. So, you suddenly developed into 00:06:04.829 --> 00:06:08.089 this, this all -knowing political expert overnight, 00:06:08.389 --> 00:06:11.529 and can't wait to tell anyone glazing by your 00:06:11.529 --> 00:06:15.050 post all about it. Just because you saw an article 00:06:15.050 --> 00:06:17.889 on the internet and ran with it, without vetting 00:06:17.889 --> 00:06:21.370 it whatsoever. I have zero respect for someone 00:06:21.370 --> 00:06:24.069 who suddenly developed a conscience and go face 00:06:24.069 --> 00:06:27.589 -first into things they have no idea about, just 00:06:27.589 --> 00:06:30.750 because of a blurb on the net. At least your 00:06:30.750 --> 00:06:33.269 foodie pics and you sitting under a palm tree 00:06:33.269 --> 00:06:36.329 are somewhat entertaining. I can also inform 00:06:36.329 --> 00:06:39.009 you that nobody has ever changed their mind just 00:06:39.009 --> 00:06:42.350 because you said so. People like you still fall 00:06:42.350 --> 00:06:44.930 for the yearly prank about Andy Griffith dying 00:06:44.930 --> 00:06:48.220 when he's been dead for ten years now. All you 00:06:48.220 --> 00:06:51.319 rubes and sheep that blindly follow news sources 00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:54.800 without checking need to do us a favor and never 00:06:54.800 --> 00:06:57.699 vote. Consider this a public service announcement. 00:06:58.060 --> 00:07:09.920 You're welcome. Two douchebags and a microphone. 00:07:10.240 --> 00:07:14.160 I'm Mark. I am here in the Kansas City area at 00:07:14.160 --> 00:07:23.100 the Talk is Cheap studio. And I am Rob in Wheatland, 00:07:23.180 --> 00:07:27.600 Missouri, home of the magnificent Lucas Oil Speedway 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:31.939 and Water Track, and also home of Hickamo's Tent 00:07:31.939 --> 00:07:35.279 Restore, where you can find all your needs, including 00:07:35.279 --> 00:07:39.220 a selfie with the green Sinclair dinosaur in 00:07:39.220 --> 00:07:43.790 the Doug Black studio. Rob, I got a question 00:07:43.790 --> 00:07:46.389 about Hickamos. I think I remember another thing. 00:07:46.529 --> 00:07:48.550 You know, I went to Wheatland. I've been through 00:07:48.550 --> 00:07:50.430 Wheatland several times, of course. You know, 00:07:50.449 --> 00:07:56.449 lived in Missouri a long time. But I remember 00:07:56.449 --> 00:08:01.889 when I was in Wheatland, you know, for the races 00:08:01.889 --> 00:08:06.850 and went to Hickamos. And do they still have 00:08:06.850 --> 00:08:13.230 those big bags of cashews? Those things were 00:08:13.230 --> 00:08:15.629 fantastic. I don't know where they got them from 00:08:15.629 --> 00:08:18.110 or whatever. I don't know. And I've never seen, 00:08:18.129 --> 00:08:19.589 I don't know if they still have them or not, 00:08:19.689 --> 00:08:23.569 but I'd never seen a big bag of raw cashews like 00:08:23.569 --> 00:08:28.089 that before. Raw cashews? I'll look. Yeah, yeah. 00:08:28.250 --> 00:08:30.569 And let me know, man, because hell, I'll take 00:08:30.569 --> 00:08:32.409 a trip down there, come by, see you, and buy 00:08:32.409 --> 00:08:34.029 some of those things. Those things were fantastic. 00:08:35.950 --> 00:08:39.750 Yeah, let me see if, raw cashews. Raw cashews. 00:08:40.450 --> 00:08:42.490 Yeah, because I was talking to the guy there, 00:08:42.610 --> 00:08:47.070 and I just got back from Belize, and Belize has 00:08:47.070 --> 00:08:50.470 cashew wine. That's like one of their big exports. 00:08:51.210 --> 00:08:54.129 And the reason cashew wine is so good is it's 00:08:54.129 --> 00:08:58.070 really, really good in stuff like pasta. Whenever 00:08:58.070 --> 00:09:00.009 you make it, it gives it like a nutty flavor. 00:09:01.429 --> 00:09:03.809 Sure. Yeah, and I was in there looking around, 00:09:03.889 --> 00:09:06.009 and I saw these raw cashews. I go, wow. I go, 00:09:06.029 --> 00:09:09.399 yeah. And I talked to the guy. I go, yeah. I 00:09:09.399 --> 00:09:12.399 just got some cashew wine, and the guy goes, 00:09:12.519 --> 00:09:14.980 oh, from Belize? And I'm like, what? You know 00:09:14.980 --> 00:09:17.860 about that? Because nobody else did. And he's 00:09:17.860 --> 00:09:19.799 like, yeah, he's just a guy behind the counter. 00:09:19.940 --> 00:09:22.259 Yeah, yeah, yeah, down here in Wheatland, Missouri. 00:09:22.639 --> 00:09:24.580 Yeah, yeah, and I'm like, yeah, that's... If 00:09:24.580 --> 00:09:26.940 we're going to look at the population, I know 00:09:26.940 --> 00:09:29.159 it's under 400. Oh, shit, yeah. I know it's under 00:09:29.159 --> 00:09:33.559 400. Yeah, it's like nothing. And when I... Yeah. 00:09:33.899 --> 00:09:43.980 No, I'm... The county, which is where that incident 00:09:43.980 --> 00:09:46.220 happened. The fucking idiot that did that to 00:09:46.220 --> 00:09:50.379 you, yeah. Well, what I failed to mention, we 00:09:50.379 --> 00:09:52.679 were like four blocks from the Hickory County 00:09:52.679 --> 00:09:57.360 Sheriff's Station. Wow. We were right there in 00:09:57.360 --> 00:10:00.799 her, which is the county seat. So it was county 00:10:00.799 --> 00:10:04.159 sheriff. Too bad you couldn't have goaded. Yeah. 00:10:04.379 --> 00:10:07.120 Too bad you couldn't have. I know you're on your 00:10:07.120 --> 00:10:09.039 way to work, but too bad you couldn't have goaded 00:10:09.039 --> 00:10:10.919 that son of a bitch into the sheriff's department. 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:15.440 Wouldn't that have been nice? Oh, I know. I wish 00:10:15.440 --> 00:10:18.360 I could have got his license plate number. But 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:20.919 I was too busy worried about getting hit in the 00:10:20.919 --> 00:10:23.320 ass yet. Yeah. Because I'm at a dead stop in 00:10:23.320 --> 00:10:27.779 the middle of 54. Uh -huh. On a curve. Uh -huh. 00:10:30.179 --> 00:10:34.220 Wow. No, there's nothing you can do about that, 00:10:34.299 --> 00:10:40.149 I know. Until I meet him again on the road. Alright, 00:10:40.250 --> 00:10:44.110 a minor delay. I had Foster and Tucker, two of 00:10:44.110 --> 00:10:47.710 our dogs, interrupting the show. But you won't 00:10:47.710 --> 00:10:51.450 hear that because I actually paused it. And now 00:10:51.450 --> 00:10:53.610 you're going to hear something bad because I'm 00:10:53.610 --> 00:10:56.809 readjusting my microphone. And it doesn't sound 00:10:56.809 --> 00:10:58.769 like anything to me, but when you play it back, 00:10:58.850 --> 00:11:02.330 it's going to go... And all kinds of crazy shit. 00:11:02.389 --> 00:11:07.840 So that's what went on there. Oh, yeah. Yep. 00:11:08.980 --> 00:11:11.279 So, what was I talking about? Was I talking about 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:14.799 jicamos, maybe? Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You 00:11:14.799 --> 00:11:18.580 wanted the raw cashews. Okay. And I made note 00:11:18.580 --> 00:11:21.039 of that. I made note of it. Okay, thank you. 00:11:21.120 --> 00:11:23.960 So, I will, hell, I'll probably be up there sometime 00:11:23.960 --> 00:11:27.179 tomorrow night, more likely. Oh, cool. All right. 00:11:27.659 --> 00:11:30.340 Yeah, I'm there like a daily basis. It's like 00:11:30.340 --> 00:11:33.299 my case. Well, we got that and cases. We got 00:11:33.299 --> 00:11:35.820 both right here. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I got you. 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:38.480 Get some breakfast pizza and go over to Hickimo's 00:11:38.480 --> 00:11:42.000 and get, I don't know, cashews, right? Nothing 00:11:42.000 --> 00:11:45.679 against Casey's, but I prefer Sinclair gas over 00:11:45.679 --> 00:11:49.379 Casey's gas. I don't like Casey's. We have different 00:11:49.379 --> 00:11:52.759 things. I remembered what I was going to tell 00:11:52.759 --> 00:11:55.539 you when Tucker stuck his snoot in here, which 00:11:55.539 --> 00:11:57.799 is fine. He's a sweet animal. He's a sweet boy. 00:11:57.960 --> 00:12:02.299 Yeah. Okay, so. You're talking about the guy 00:12:02.299 --> 00:12:04.700 that was doing that shit to you, following you, 00:12:04.720 --> 00:12:06.679 and you're trying not to get hit because he'd 00:12:06.679 --> 00:12:10.360 been a dickwad and goading him into the county 00:12:10.360 --> 00:12:15.360 police station. Well, I got a story about that. 00:12:15.419 --> 00:12:18.399 A guy that I used to work with. Well, actually, 00:12:18.460 --> 00:12:20.480 two guys I used to work with. One guy got out 00:12:20.480 --> 00:12:23.840 of prison, and I got along with him fine, but 00:12:23.840 --> 00:12:27.080 the guy that I'm speaking of. I forgot what he 00:12:27.080 --> 00:12:30.639 did. He said something to him, and he didn't 00:12:30.639 --> 00:12:37.960 realize some ex -convicts you don't screw with. 00:12:38.519 --> 00:12:41.460 And this guy had a history of trying to bully 00:12:41.460 --> 00:12:43.679 people, right? And come over and go, yeah, you're 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:48.559 going to buy me a 12 -pack of beer. And I guess 00:12:48.559 --> 00:12:51.690 the guy I'm talking about. said you know get 00:12:51.690 --> 00:12:53.409 the fuck out of here i'll kick your ass or something 00:12:53.409 --> 00:12:56.529 he had no idea who he is dealing with right so 00:12:56.529 --> 00:13:00.169 um the guy um well i can say the first name don 00:13:00.169 --> 00:13:02.870 was the guy i'm talking about that was the guy 00:13:02.870 --> 00:13:08.470 that came out of prison um he um the other guy 00:13:08.470 --> 00:13:11.330 that i'm talking about kenny was uh mouthing 00:13:11.330 --> 00:13:14.649 off to him right and so don said all right he 00:13:14.649 --> 00:13:20.330 goes um i'll talk to you later so um Kenny, he 00:13:20.330 --> 00:13:22.870 goes to his car after work, and Don jumps in 00:13:22.870 --> 00:13:25.889 his car and starts following him. And so he's 00:13:25.889 --> 00:13:27.470 like right behind him, right behind him, right 00:13:27.470 --> 00:13:30.509 behind him, really, really close. So Kenny thought, 00:13:30.710 --> 00:13:33.289 oh, you know what? I'm going to go to the Jackson 00:13:33.289 --> 00:13:37.110 County Police Station, and I'm going to go park 00:13:37.110 --> 00:13:40.370 in their parking lot so Don doesn't kick my ass, 00:13:40.389 --> 00:13:42.029 because you didn't want to mess with Don, and 00:13:42.029 --> 00:13:45.409 Kenny found this out. He pulls in the parking 00:13:45.409 --> 00:13:47.809 lot. He jumps down. He's like, oh, you can't 00:13:47.809 --> 00:13:49.990 get me. Don beat the shit out of him right there 00:13:49.990 --> 00:13:54.929 and got away with it. In the parking lot. The 00:13:54.929 --> 00:14:00.149 Jackson County, whatever, I think it's like a 00:14:00.149 --> 00:14:04.289 jail or something. I don't know. It was something 00:14:04.289 --> 00:14:07.629 like that. And Don beat the shit out of him right 00:14:07.629 --> 00:14:09.679 in front of there. And nothing was ever done 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:12.000 about it. I think Kenny went in there, all bloody, 00:14:12.039 --> 00:14:13.440 he said, hey, you gotta beat me up. And they're 00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:16.399 like, well, okay, you know who it is? Yeah. And 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:18.419 they're like, we don't have any video or nothing, 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:22.840 you know. So, it was funny. That was before days 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:26.500 of video? Yes, yes. This was in the early 90s 00:14:26.500 --> 00:14:30.080 at best, so. Yeah, just so everybody's caught 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:32.500 up on that, that's how old we are. Yeah, yeah. 00:14:32.700 --> 00:14:34.879 And thank you for clarifying that, because everyone 00:14:34.879 --> 00:14:37.090 else would be like, ah. What? They didn't have 00:14:37.090 --> 00:14:39.690 video? Oh, bullshit. Yeah, they did not have 00:14:39.690 --> 00:14:42.129 video cameras around the police station when 00:14:42.129 --> 00:14:44.309 we were growing up. That was the best place to 00:14:44.309 --> 00:14:49.590 fuck off. Yeah, it was. We had an apartment right 00:14:49.590 --> 00:14:53.230 behind you. You remember when Dalton Police Station 00:14:53.230 --> 00:14:56.470 used to be on Main Street? Mm -hmm, yeah. Well, 00:14:56.490 --> 00:15:01.090 there was that duplex on Commercial right by 00:15:01.090 --> 00:15:04.509 Sonic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right back behind. 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:08.960 Uh -huh. Me and some buddies lived in that. I 00:15:08.960 --> 00:15:13.000 told you, I told that story about my buddy Clint's 00:15:13.000 --> 00:15:16.960 cousin. He promised us, or he made a swear we 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:20.700 would smoke marijuana with his cousin. He was 00:15:20.700 --> 00:15:23.419 barking like a dog with his underwear in the 00:15:23.419 --> 00:15:27.159 front yard. Do you remember me telling you that 00:15:27.159 --> 00:15:31.220 story? I do remember that. That was literally 00:15:31.220 --> 00:15:46.190 in... I remember we used to go streaking through 00:15:46.190 --> 00:15:50.850 their lawn. Fuck yeah. And if a cop seen you, 00:15:50.870 --> 00:15:53.129 most of them just laughed. They were like, look 00:15:53.129 --> 00:15:56.549 at that stupid ass. It was cool back in the day. 00:15:56.889 --> 00:15:58.950 They didn't care. They were like a couple of 00:15:58.950 --> 00:16:01.830 kids fucking off. Who cares? Whatever. Yeah. 00:16:02.090 --> 00:16:05.169 Yeah. Things were different back in the day. 00:16:05.269 --> 00:16:07.990 I miss it. Yeah. I'll tell you what I wanted 00:16:07.990 --> 00:16:10.590 to do was like get a couple of policemen together 00:16:10.590 --> 00:16:13.529 and going, hey, hey. Grab a paddle, and the next 00:16:13.529 --> 00:16:15.090 guy that runs through here naked, we'll catch 00:16:15.090 --> 00:16:17.370 him for you, and we paddle him for a while. Yeah, 00:16:17.370 --> 00:16:20.110 yeah. But no, they wouldn't go along with that. 00:16:20.370 --> 00:16:24.669 We'll make it part of the podcast. Yeah. That's 00:16:24.669 --> 00:16:27.690 funny. That would legally get us in trouble. 00:16:28.389 --> 00:16:33.389 Yes, yes. Get us assault charges. Yes. Yeah, 00:16:33.490 --> 00:16:43.279 we don't need that at our age, do we? No. Yeah, 00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:47.059 it's like, what, three years? I can do three 00:16:47.059 --> 00:16:56.539 years. Yeah. No, that's what... No, an old neighbor 00:16:56.539 --> 00:16:59.779 of mine, he was an old whiskey drinker, and he'd 00:16:59.779 --> 00:17:02.120 get fucking all bent on whiskey, and that's what 00:17:02.120 --> 00:17:04.500 you call it, bent. Whiskey bent. Right, Rob? 00:17:04.920 --> 00:17:08.579 Yeah, whiskey bent. Yeah, he would... Yes. True. 00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:12.660 Yep, good song, too. And he used to get whiskey 00:17:12.660 --> 00:17:16.200 bent every night. And he'd get pissed off at 00:17:16.200 --> 00:17:18.420 some of me. He'd go, I'm going to go get my gun 00:17:18.420 --> 00:17:20.579 if you don't watch it. He goes, and you know 00:17:20.579 --> 00:17:22.740 why I'm going to go get my gun? Because I maybe 00:17:22.740 --> 00:17:25.039 got a year left in life. I can do that standing 00:17:25.039 --> 00:17:27.940 on my head. And he goes, I'll get life in prison. 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:32.539 Who gives a fuck at this age? Right. He was talking 00:17:32.539 --> 00:17:35.160 about shooting you. And I was like, you know, 00:17:35.339 --> 00:17:37.779 yeah. I was like, no, this old whiskey drinker, 00:17:37.779 --> 00:17:39.279 I ain't screwing with him. Go ahead. Go ahead. 00:17:39.949 --> 00:17:42.809 I'm done. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure he meant 00:17:42.809 --> 00:17:45.269 it. He didn't give a shit. I mean, you know, 00:17:45.269 --> 00:17:47.130 the guy would never take a fucking shower. He 00:17:47.130 --> 00:17:50.170 smelled like walking shit. He smelled like fried 00:17:50.170 --> 00:17:54.509 shit with maybe some sewage mixed in. Yeah. And 00:17:54.509 --> 00:17:56.690 he loved it, too. He'd just brag about, I took 00:17:56.690 --> 00:17:59.410 a shower in three fucking months. I don't think 00:17:59.410 --> 00:18:01.009 I'm going to take another one for another year. 00:18:02.230 --> 00:18:04.990 It's like, geez. He'd be out in his front porch. 00:18:05.049 --> 00:18:07.369 He didn't believe in air conditioning. So he'd 00:18:07.369 --> 00:18:09.910 be sweating. He'd be 110. He'd be out there fucking 00:18:09.910 --> 00:18:14.490 slamming, snorting whiskey, and, you know, and 00:18:14.490 --> 00:18:18.109 stinking. So, anyhow, smelling like a trash heap. 00:18:18.269 --> 00:18:21.049 But anyhow, that was back then. All right, so 00:18:21.049 --> 00:18:23.589 I went online to look for better car insurance 00:18:23.589 --> 00:18:26.599 quotes. The problem is, when you do this, it 00:18:26.599 --> 00:18:29.319 opens you up to all the text quotes or agents 00:18:29.319 --> 00:18:31.180 trying to talk to you, right? Have you ever done 00:18:31.180 --> 00:18:35.660 that before? Well, me and Princess are about 00:18:35.660 --> 00:18:38.160 ready to bundle ours, so yeah, we're about ready 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:42.779 to look into that. All right, okay. Well, I mean, 00:18:42.799 --> 00:18:46.819 Doug and the EMU, they keep sending me texts. 00:18:47.579 --> 00:18:51.420 And the problem with them is this right here. 00:18:51.519 --> 00:18:54.099 They haven't given me a way to put stop on there 00:18:54.099 --> 00:18:59.160 yet. All the other ones said to quit getting 00:18:59.160 --> 00:19:02.900 these text quotes, send back stop, and they'll 00:19:02.900 --> 00:19:06.900 stop it, right? So anyhow, I found a much better 00:19:06.900 --> 00:19:11.079 rate. But Doug and the emu, I haven't found a 00:19:11.079 --> 00:19:13.960 way to do that yet, but they quit. The last two 00:19:13.960 --> 00:19:16.079 days they haven't sent me any, so I think I got 00:19:16.079 --> 00:19:20.819 the hint by me not answering. So I went online 00:19:20.819 --> 00:19:24.299 and I found a much better rate. Didn't I shield 00:19:24.299 --> 00:19:29.539 the shelter? Just saying. The new price is half 00:19:29.539 --> 00:19:33.779 of what I paid for before for both Jeeps. So 00:19:33.779 --> 00:19:36.720 now I have the same coverage at half the price. 00:19:37.319 --> 00:19:40.759 and 10 minutes looking to quotes online. So now 00:19:40.759 --> 00:19:42.880 I have all the people that are trying to sell 00:19:42.880 --> 00:19:45.259 me something, and I just locked in this rate, 00:19:45.339 --> 00:19:48.400 and I'm happy with it. And it's the same coverage 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:50.140 that I had before, so I'm not screwing with it. 00:19:50.259 --> 00:19:53.180 I'm not touching it. I'm good. Half the price, 00:19:53.440 --> 00:19:56.140 I'm good. And you said that was shield of shelter? 00:19:57.210 --> 00:19:59.710 No. Shielded Shelter is the one that was charging 00:19:59.710 --> 00:20:04.089 me more. I'm not saying anything bad about anything 00:20:04.089 --> 00:20:09.470 at all. No, no, no. They all have their prices. 00:20:09.769 --> 00:20:13.210 Yes, yes. I've had great prices on home insurance 00:20:13.210 --> 00:20:15.190 through Shielded Shelter. That might be their 00:20:15.190 --> 00:20:19.970 strength. I don't know. Anyhow, I already got 00:20:19.970 --> 00:20:24.309 this great rate. Now I have a new problem. It's 00:20:24.309 --> 00:20:27.640 all the unwanted phone calls and texts. And this 00:20:27.640 --> 00:20:30.160 is when you put in your information online on 00:20:30.160 --> 00:20:32.460 one of those services, and they find you better 00:20:32.460 --> 00:20:37.400 quotes. And they did, but the problem is I didn't 00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:39.799 realize it, but they give your number out to 00:20:39.799 --> 00:20:43.259 all these agents. A lot of them called, but a 00:20:43.259 --> 00:20:46.099 lot of them text. The smarter ones text because 00:20:46.099 --> 00:20:48.460 they know you may not have time to talk. And 00:20:48.460 --> 00:20:51.599 if they throw it to you and go, hey, you're in 00:20:51.599 --> 00:20:53.319 this ballpark, you might call them back and go, 00:20:53.359 --> 00:20:55.279 hey, I'm interested or not. But I already got 00:20:55.279 --> 00:20:57.119 my quote, and I was good with it, and I already 00:20:57.119 --> 00:21:00.460 signed on the diving line. So I was on break 00:21:00.460 --> 00:21:05.299 at work, and Liberty Mutual sent me one of my 00:21:05.299 --> 00:21:08.519 many texts. And I was inquiring about better 00:21:08.519 --> 00:21:10.539 rates, so they were trying to get my account. 00:21:10.700 --> 00:21:14.779 And actually, I guess the Emu and Doug is Liberty 00:21:14.779 --> 00:21:18.680 Mutual, aren't they? Yeah. Okay. Yes, they are. 00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:21.759 All right. I just now thought about that. It's 00:21:21.759 --> 00:21:26.200 also the ones where they're standing at the edge 00:21:26.200 --> 00:21:30.200 of the... What fucking bay is that? They do the 00:21:30.200 --> 00:21:34.140 stupid commercials. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:38.759 Yeah, yeah. Okay, Battery Park. No, no, no, Battery 00:21:38.759 --> 00:21:42.880 Park in New York, and it overlooks the Statue 00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:46.240 of Liberty. Okay, yeah, yeah, and they do the 00:21:46.240 --> 00:21:49.819 commercial, yeah. Yeah, I believe that's Battery, 00:21:49.980 --> 00:21:53.599 I think that's Battery Park in New York, and 00:21:53.599 --> 00:21:56.960 you overlook the Statue of Liberty, which is 00:21:56.960 --> 00:22:00.660 actually in New Jersey, I believe. So, anyhow, 00:22:00.980 --> 00:22:02.759 I believe it's Battery Park is where they are, 00:22:02.859 --> 00:22:05.119 and they do stupid shit, you know, where you 00:22:05.119 --> 00:22:07.819 got some guy that can't even say Liberty Mutual. 00:22:08.039 --> 00:22:11.059 He says Liberty Bibbidi or some stupid shit like 00:22:11.059 --> 00:22:15.019 that. Yeah, I know, yeah. Yeah, that's it right 00:22:15.019 --> 00:22:19.240 there. Liberty Bibbidi. Liberty Bibbidi, that's 00:22:19.240 --> 00:22:22.160 it. And I have nothing against Liberty Mutual. 00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:23.819 I mean, they sent me good quotes and everything. 00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:29.240 So on the last one that they sent me, they're 00:22:29.240 --> 00:22:30.920 trying to get my account, and I can't blame them. 00:22:30.960 --> 00:22:34.539 I didn't realize that the service I use gave 00:22:34.539 --> 00:22:36.200 my number to them, and I don't blame them. They're 00:22:36.200 --> 00:22:39.380 trying to sell. The end of the last text, it 00:22:39.380 --> 00:22:44.839 said to stop this, reply stop. And then afterwards 00:22:44.839 --> 00:22:49.259 it said, after I stopped it, when it sent me 00:22:49.259 --> 00:22:52.440 back saying you've successfully canceled the 00:22:52.440 --> 00:22:57.849 quotes, It said to start back up, send start 00:22:57.849 --> 00:23:00.690 to the same text again, right? So just reply 00:23:00.690 --> 00:23:03.750 with text. So I'm sitting there going, what the 00:23:03.750 --> 00:23:08.250 hell? Okay, I just pushed stop. Why would I want 00:23:08.250 --> 00:23:11.109 to start it again? You know what I mean? So I'm 00:23:11.109 --> 00:23:13.190 sitting there thinking about it. I'm like, you 00:23:13.190 --> 00:23:14.710 know, so I'm getting ready to go back to work. 00:23:15.049 --> 00:23:18.289 And I was like, I wonder what happens if I send 00:23:18.289 --> 00:23:23.230 start back. So I did it. You dumbass. You dumbass. 00:23:23.319 --> 00:23:27.180 Okay. No, here's what I did. I hit start. Oh, 00:23:27.299 --> 00:23:31.660 congratulations. You know, you're on our list 00:23:31.660 --> 00:23:34.380 again or whatever it said. Okay. So then I'm 00:23:34.380 --> 00:23:36.799 sitting there and I'm like, all right. I come 00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:39.759 back out and they already sent me a quote. I 00:23:39.759 --> 00:23:44.480 send back, stop. Okay. So it sends me a message. 00:23:44.759 --> 00:23:46.680 All right. Okay, cool. No problem. You know, 00:23:46.700 --> 00:23:49.099 not in those words, but all right. You successfully 00:23:49.099 --> 00:23:53.089 canceled this. So then I decided to start. I 00:23:53.089 --> 00:23:56.490 hit start again. I did this like four times, 00:23:56.589 --> 00:24:04.470 and finally, it blocked me. It's like, nothing 00:24:04.470 --> 00:24:06.390 will go through now. Then I realized what it 00:24:06.390 --> 00:24:08.910 did. It blocked me. I'm like, wow. I wonder if 00:24:08.910 --> 00:24:10.890 that was a person or if that was automated. I 00:24:10.890 --> 00:24:12.630 wonder if some guy's over there going, look at 00:24:12.630 --> 00:24:17.349 this dickhead screwing with me. You got the algorithm. 00:24:18.089 --> 00:24:21.980 Yeah. You beat the algorithm. Yes, I did. Yes, 00:24:22.039 --> 00:24:24.539 I did. And Topher and I have been beating the 00:24:24.539 --> 00:24:28.160 algorithms on like YouTube and Spotify for a 00:24:28.160 --> 00:24:31.059 long time now. And it's funny because Spotify, 00:24:31.220 --> 00:24:34.700 I got them mind screwed, the algorithms. And 00:24:34.700 --> 00:24:36.900 I've told about this before. I think probably 00:24:36.900 --> 00:24:57.890 on the music creeps, maybe on this one. Yeah, 00:24:57.890 --> 00:25:01.269 that's kind of like how iHeart is with me. I 00:25:01.269 --> 00:25:10.519 use iHeart. And it kept trying to cram four commercials 00:25:10.519 --> 00:25:15.279 about every three songs. So every time it would 00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:17.880 cram, you could look at it and it would say four 00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:21.680 commercials coming up, one out of four. So I'd 00:25:21.680 --> 00:25:23.700 be like, no, that's not acceptable. So I'd shut 00:25:23.700 --> 00:25:26.440 it off. And I wouldn't go back to it for two 00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:30.119 days. Then I'd go turn it on and it would give 00:25:30.119 --> 00:25:32.180 me about three songs that would go back to two 00:25:32.180 --> 00:25:34.660 commercials. Because it kind of like realized, 00:25:34.859 --> 00:25:36.779 hey, I don't think this guy likes four commercials. 00:25:37.519 --> 00:25:41.700 So then I believe it was using his GPS. All this 00:25:41.700 --> 00:25:43.779 is things I think. I mean, it may not be true, 00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:45.700 but it kind of looked like to me like that's 00:25:45.700 --> 00:25:49.779 what was going on. So it looked to me like whenever 00:25:49.779 --> 00:25:51.859 I was at work and it figured out that I couldn't 00:25:51.859 --> 00:25:54.079 get to the radio, it would go, I think, go by 00:25:54.079 --> 00:25:56.740 GPS. It would start cramming five commercials 00:25:56.740 --> 00:25:59.680 in, four or five commercials. And it would know 00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:05.559 when I was at work. I kept the big speaker that 00:26:05.559 --> 00:26:07.619 we use at work right next to me and my phone 00:26:07.619 --> 00:26:09.619 right next to me when I was there doing my work. 00:26:09.980 --> 00:26:12.779 And whenever it started doing it, I would shut 00:26:12.779 --> 00:26:14.579 it off. I wouldn't go back to it for a week. 00:26:15.420 --> 00:26:18.119 So the next time I was at work using it, it went 00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:21.180 back to two commercials. And Topher does the 00:26:21.180 --> 00:26:23.579 same thing. He does it with YouTube also. He 00:26:23.579 --> 00:26:26.019 only allows like 15 seconds of commercials and 00:26:26.019 --> 00:26:28.079 he shuts it off and he leaves it off for a couple 00:26:28.079 --> 00:26:31.740 of days like me. And it freaks it out. all of 00:26:31.740 --> 00:26:33.680 a sudden it's like no shit this guy isn't putting 00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:36.920 up with four commercials all right or or 30 seconds 00:26:36.920 --> 00:26:40.099 works so it gives you 15 seconds it's funny you 00:26:40.099 --> 00:26:42.400 can get them to do this now that i said this 00:26:42.400 --> 00:26:44.900 if you try it you'll see exactly what i mean 00:26:44.900 --> 00:26:47.980 it trains it essentially uh however they do the 00:26:47.980 --> 00:26:51.460 algorithms ai or whatever like realizes hey this 00:26:51.460 --> 00:26:54.359 guy doesn't like four commercials let's back 00:26:54.359 --> 00:26:56.980 it down to two and then you'll get that for a 00:26:56.980 --> 00:26:58.940 while, and then it'll get bold, and it'll come 00:26:58.940 --> 00:27:00.740 back, and it'll try to throw four or five in 00:27:00.740 --> 00:27:03.359 a row on you. And hopefully you're near your 00:27:03.359 --> 00:27:05.819 phone, so you can go, nah, I'm not putting up 00:27:05.819 --> 00:27:08.119 with that. And then you just go to your own playlist. 00:27:09.019 --> 00:27:12.740 So, I forgot where that came from, so. Oh, Liberty 00:27:12.740 --> 00:27:19.059 Mutual and hit and stop and start. So, all right. 00:27:19.319 --> 00:27:21.799 Rob, how far along would you have gotten if you 00:27:21.799 --> 00:27:23.539 presented this to your parents when you were 00:27:23.539 --> 00:27:27.869 younger? And I just want your reaction. I'm going 00:27:27.869 --> 00:27:31.789 to tell you. Okay. More young adults are asking 00:27:31.789 --> 00:27:34.849 their parents to pay their bills. And they say, 00:27:34.970 --> 00:27:40.329 I'm broke and it's unfair society. How would 00:27:40.329 --> 00:27:43.990 that have went? All right. You walk in, okay, 00:27:44.150 --> 00:27:46.269 and you're like, man, shit. I'm broke again. 00:27:46.490 --> 00:27:48.829 I just paid my car insurance, my car payment, 00:27:48.950 --> 00:27:52.650 I bought a pizza, and everything's done. Okay. 00:27:52.750 --> 00:27:57.250 And you go, hey. What happened to me was I had 00:27:57.250 --> 00:28:05.269 to suffer. Yes. My parents raised me to be my 00:28:05.269 --> 00:28:09.789 own person. So that's why you met me on my 16th 00:28:09.789 --> 00:28:12.269 birthday. And you were working. We met at work. 00:28:12.950 --> 00:28:18.849 Yeah. And hell, when I was 13, I helped my grandpa 00:28:18.849 --> 00:28:22.720 that summer. on a construction cruise, a laborer. 00:28:23.119 --> 00:28:26.640 Oh, yeah. Age of 13. Uh -huh. And made a paycheck. 00:28:27.480 --> 00:28:33.460 So, you know, my family's haunt me well. Yeah, 00:28:33.460 --> 00:28:35.200 no, no, no, me too. And that's how come we've 00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:37.299 never had a problem working or making a living. 00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:42.740 And I've done that with my kids. Unfortunately, 00:28:42.779 --> 00:28:45.740 we have our good kids and we have our bad kids. 00:28:46.059 --> 00:29:02.720 Every... Yeah. That's the way it goes. No, I 00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:06.259 get it. I can't complain. I cannot complain about 00:29:06.259 --> 00:29:08.240 that at all. But I know a lot of people, they 00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:10.940 have one good one and one horrible one. Yeah. 00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:15.819 Yeah, I mean, it happens. So after Lindsey Gorman, 00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:19.779 27, bought a car last year. she grappled with 00:29:19.779 --> 00:29:24.539 how she was going to afford the 191 monthly insurance 00:29:24.539 --> 00:29:28.680 payments. I tell you how you afford the $191 00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:31.680 insurance payments. You buy a car that has better 00:29:31.680 --> 00:29:34.400 insurance rates. Right? Isn't that what you had 00:29:34.400 --> 00:29:38.319 to do? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I had to do. Well, 00:29:38.359 --> 00:29:41.019 I got full coverage, roadside assistance, everything, 00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:46.619 and I pay $198. A month? Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. 00:29:46.759 --> 00:29:49.640 All right. No, I got all that. One of the greatest 00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:53.420 driving records. Oh, no, no, no, no. And I mean, 00:29:53.420 --> 00:29:56.279 that's really probably about average. I got a 00:29:56.279 --> 00:29:59.839 better rate than that. It really is. But I've 00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:03.500 been really careful. So, because I wasn't such 00:30:03.500 --> 00:30:06.299 a good driver before. I remember back, I was 00:30:06.299 --> 00:30:11.019 on SR22 for a while. Yeah. And not because of 00:30:11.019 --> 00:30:13.180 drinking and driving. I was never a big drinker 00:30:13.180 --> 00:30:15.180 or driver. I always left that to someone else. 00:30:15.579 --> 00:30:17.859 I'd always find someone else is willing to drive, 00:30:17.920 --> 00:30:20.480 and I'd cop on. I'd be like, hey, are you going 00:30:20.480 --> 00:30:22.400 towards so -and -so? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, could 00:30:22.400 --> 00:30:24.539 I get along? So I never drove. I left my car 00:30:24.539 --> 00:30:28.079 wherever. Um, but mine was just simply just being 00:30:28.079 --> 00:30:30.740 a stupid ass, you know, like, uh, turning up 00:30:30.740 --> 00:30:34.019 the radio and I don't know, uh, fucking, fucking 00:30:34.019 --> 00:30:36.200 around with somebody in a car, you know, goofing 00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:38.019 around, you know, flipping people, you know, 00:30:38.019 --> 00:30:40.339 whatever you're doing as a teenager, I'd end 00:30:40.339 --> 00:30:42.619 up hitting somebody or something, you know, not 00:30:42.619 --> 00:30:45.799 somebody as in a person, but another car or something 00:30:45.799 --> 00:30:49.220 like that. So mine was just plain ass, just being 00:30:49.220 --> 00:30:53.779 a stupid kid. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So I had, 00:30:55.180 --> 00:30:57.519 get you caught is doing stupid shit. Yeah, yeah. 00:30:57.619 --> 00:31:02.960 And SR22 stands for severe risk. And what that 00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:05.380 does is it increases your rates at least five 00:31:05.380 --> 00:31:09.279 times. So, yeah, I had to pay some of that when 00:31:09.279 --> 00:31:12.099 I was younger. So, you know, so I've been really 00:31:12.099 --> 00:31:14.039 careful lately. So I've had some pretty good 00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:17.319 rates. But I'd like to add this too. There is 00:31:17.319 --> 00:31:21.059 not any insurance rates that are good anymore. 00:31:21.299 --> 00:31:24.619 And that's because people don't get insured. 00:31:25.099 --> 00:31:28.079 They hit you, and then you can't go to their 00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:29.740 insurance. You have to go to yours because you 00:31:29.740 --> 00:31:32.940 have insurance. And then they just keep driving, 00:31:33.019 --> 00:31:34.440 and they don't give a shit. They're like, I don't 00:31:34.440 --> 00:31:37.319 care. So then our insurance has to get their 00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:39.720 money out of somebody so they come to us in the 00:31:39.720 --> 00:31:41.539 long run. Yes, they get it out of you. That's 00:31:41.539 --> 00:31:43.180 the way it works out. Yep. That's the way it 00:31:43.180 --> 00:31:45.920 works out. Yeah, so it kind of sucks. My dad 00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:51.299 told me that years ago. Yeah. So this Lindsey 00:31:51.299 --> 00:31:56.269 Gorman. 27, can't afford her monthly insurance 00:31:56.269 --> 00:32:00.670 payments of $191 apiece, you know, a month. And, 00:32:00.670 --> 00:32:03.349 you know, and like we said, if that happens, 00:32:03.450 --> 00:32:08.890 back in the day, you had to get a more, a car 00:32:08.890 --> 00:32:13.470 that wasn't so much of a sport car or whatever. 00:32:13.730 --> 00:32:16.630 Right. Because those are the ones that raised 00:32:16.630 --> 00:32:18.750 your rates so high. So I was like, well, shit, 00:32:18.829 --> 00:32:21.470 the only thing I can afford is a Pinto. Pinto 00:32:21.470 --> 00:32:24.130 car insurance is $20 a month. All right, I'm 00:32:24.130 --> 00:32:26.190 going to have to go with a Pinto. I got to leave 00:32:26.190 --> 00:32:28.730 the Mustang alone for right now. You know, later 00:32:28.730 --> 00:32:30.690 on when I started earning more money, I got to 00:32:30.690 --> 00:32:33.349 go get that convertible Mustang. But until then, 00:32:33.430 --> 00:32:35.650 I was driving a Pinto. So we didn't have this 00:32:35.650 --> 00:32:38.410 option of doing this because, number one, my 00:32:38.410 --> 00:32:40.450 parents would laugh me out of the house if I 00:32:40.450 --> 00:32:43.410 said that to them. I go, tough shit, kiddo. Go 00:32:43.410 --> 00:32:45.809 figure it out like we did. You know, and then 00:32:45.809 --> 00:32:47.369 my dad would tell me about it. That's what my 00:32:47.369 --> 00:32:49.970 parents did. Yeah, I had to figure out like my 00:32:49.970 --> 00:32:51.880 parents did. And that's what I'm trying to do 00:32:51.880 --> 00:32:55.680 with my son. But yet I'm there when he needs 00:32:55.680 --> 00:33:00.859 help, I give him the feedback he needs, you know. 00:33:03.440 --> 00:33:06.319 My daughter, I've done that with my daughter, 00:33:06.359 --> 00:33:09.000 but my daughter don't listen. It goes in one 00:33:09.000 --> 00:33:11.079 ear and out the other. My son actually listens. 00:33:12.039 --> 00:33:14.000 And this goes back to what we were talking about 00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:19.839 earlier. I'm sorry, Brad. it's true it's true 00:33:19.839 --> 00:33:25.359 you know it uh she probably knows it yeah so 00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:28.819 yeah yeah it it was just that simple you know 00:33:28.819 --> 00:33:30.940 and my dad would tell me about how he bucked 00:33:30.940 --> 00:33:33.299 hay all summer that he didn't get to go fuck 00:33:33.299 --> 00:33:35.559 off and hang out with friends like i did now 00:33:35.559 --> 00:33:37.460 i worked and everything you know we worked at 00:33:37.460 --> 00:33:39.660 like like we're talking about Justin Jim's and 00:33:39.660 --> 00:33:42.299 other places like that, and we had a good time 00:33:42.299 --> 00:33:44.259 and everything, but we showed up every day and 00:33:44.259 --> 00:33:46.599 we worked because we needed that money to support 00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:49.859 whatever we were doing, whether it's buying a 00:33:49.859 --> 00:33:54.720 35 -pack of the 8 -ounce bottles of PBR. Remember 00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:58.880 those? Yeah, or buying Aussie chickens. Yeah, 00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:03.740 yes, both of them. We bought it ourselves. When 00:34:03.740 --> 00:34:07.599 Davey and I went to WASP... Our parents did not 00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:11.730 buy... this stuff no we did when dave and i went 00:34:11.730 --> 00:34:14.670 to wasp um not last year now god it's like a 00:34:14.670 --> 00:34:16.690 year before that gosh that's hard to believe 00:34:16.690 --> 00:34:20.130 so we went to wasp is in december not last year 00:34:20.130 --> 00:34:23.190 but the year before in wichita him and i had 00:34:23.190 --> 00:34:25.710 a lot a lot of time to talk about old times right 00:34:25.710 --> 00:34:28.889 and we're having a blast tooling down 35 highway 00:34:28.889 --> 00:34:33.250 to uh to wichita and uh we started talking about 00:34:33.789 --> 00:34:36.650 the 35 Pabst Blue Ribbon bottles that you used 00:34:36.650 --> 00:34:39.429 to be able to get. Oh, yeah. Yes. We used to 00:34:39.429 --> 00:34:41.250 get like three of them, and they're eight -ounce 00:34:41.250 --> 00:34:44.349 bottles of Pabst. And whenever we didn't have 00:34:44.349 --> 00:34:47.329 a bottle opener, this was stupid, we had to break 00:34:47.329 --> 00:34:51.969 the top off and drink it like that. Yep. Yeah, 00:34:52.010 --> 00:34:55.190 it was dumb as hell. I remember those days. Yes. 00:34:55.429 --> 00:34:58.510 But we used to have a code, because his mom used 00:34:58.510 --> 00:35:02.090 to listen in on the phone. There are 35 bottles, 00:35:02.190 --> 00:35:05.030 so David wanted to know if I got the alcohol. 00:35:05.429 --> 00:35:08.010 And he goes, hey, Mark. Yeah. You got that 35 00:35:08.010 --> 00:35:12.130 cents you owe me? Yeah, yeah, I got it. He knew 00:35:12.130 --> 00:35:17.289 that we had those 35 PBRs. So his mom developed 00:35:17.289 --> 00:35:20.250 Parkinson's, unfortunately, and she passed away 00:35:20.250 --> 00:35:22.550 a few years ago. God rest her soul. You knew 00:35:22.550 --> 00:35:24.550 his mom. She was such a sweetheart. Yes, God 00:35:24.550 --> 00:35:28.099 rest her. She was a wonderful woman. She put 00:35:28.099 --> 00:35:31.199 up a lot of shit. Oh, my gosh, yeah. But another 00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:33.960 thing is she was so wise. You could just walk 00:35:33.960 --> 00:35:37.199 up to her and go, hey, mom. We all called her 00:35:37.199 --> 00:35:41.639 mom. Yeah, you could go to her, and she wanted 00:35:41.639 --> 00:35:43.980 it like that. She was so sweet. Olita was her 00:35:43.980 --> 00:35:48.820 name. And you'd be like, I can't really go to 00:35:48.820 --> 00:35:50.519 my parents about this. So you go to her and go, 00:35:50.619 --> 00:35:54.920 hey, Olita or mom, we all called her mom. And, 00:35:54.960 --> 00:35:58.869 yeah, I got an issue. Can I talk to you about 00:35:58.869 --> 00:36:01.710 it? And she would give you straight talk. And 00:36:01.710 --> 00:36:04.050 she was great to talk to. She was so intelligent 00:36:04.050 --> 00:36:10.369 and worldly. Especially in the position I was 00:36:10.369 --> 00:36:15.690 in at the time. You know, I wasn't living at 00:36:15.690 --> 00:36:25.190 home. Yeah, this is true. She was the big inspiration 00:36:25.190 --> 00:36:28.570 to me. She really was. I think she was to everybody. 00:36:28.989 --> 00:36:35.250 A lot of what she told me in our conversation 00:36:35.250 --> 00:36:39.150 stuck with me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she was a beautiful, 00:36:39.369 --> 00:36:42.510 yeah, she was very wise. Yeah, yeah, well, she 00:36:42.510 --> 00:36:44.989 came from nothing. I mean, you know, out in Arkansas, 00:36:45.130 --> 00:36:47.929 pretty much dirt force. And she's seen us doing 00:36:47.929 --> 00:36:51.150 the same thing. Mm -hmm. She was very understanding 00:36:51.150 --> 00:36:54.179 and didn't judge you, which I loved. I loved. 00:36:54.360 --> 00:36:57.619 I had long hair and I drank and, you know, and 00:36:57.619 --> 00:36:59.800 did stupid shit. She knew who the good ones were. 00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:05.199 She realized underneath all of that was someone 00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:07.599 that was actually a real person and really wasn't 00:37:07.599 --> 00:37:11.300 just, you know, a piece of garbage. But she told 00:37:11.300 --> 00:37:14.880 me, she told me and Davey, I knew about your 00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:18.780 35 cents deal all along. And we're like, well, 00:37:18.820 --> 00:37:20.659 why didn't you do anything about it? And she 00:37:20.659 --> 00:37:28.710 goes, you got to let kids learn. She goes, I 00:37:28.710 --> 00:37:31.110 could have yelled at you all day long, but you 00:37:31.110 --> 00:37:33.349 would have found another way around it. So at 00:37:33.349 --> 00:37:36.050 least you were drinking here in this town, not 00:37:36.050 --> 00:37:39.369 driving. And that's all she cared about. And 00:37:39.369 --> 00:37:42.969 I was like, wow. And she told us that. And this 00:37:42.969 --> 00:37:45.269 is when she was into Parkinson's a little bit. 00:37:45.289 --> 00:37:47.650 She was a little bit deep in it. And she was 00:37:47.650 --> 00:37:49.869 having a pretty cognizant moment. Me and Davey 00:37:49.869 --> 00:37:52.210 were talking to her. And she just told us that. 00:37:52.469 --> 00:37:54.730 And me and Davey look at each other and go, I 00:37:54.730 --> 00:37:59.389 see it. I see that. Yeah, yeah, because that's 00:37:59.389 --> 00:38:01.570 what you do with Parkinson's. It's kind of like 00:38:01.570 --> 00:38:04.110 Alzheimer's where you pick out certain pieces 00:38:04.110 --> 00:38:07.309 of time and you go back to it. And she told us 00:38:07.309 --> 00:38:09.889 that, and we're like, wow, that whole time she 00:38:09.889 --> 00:38:13.010 knew. And we thought we were so clever. Yeah, 00:38:13.030 --> 00:38:15.750 he'd be like, hey, you got that 35 seconds? Yeah, 00:38:15.809 --> 00:38:18.210 yeah, I do. Or, no, I couldn't. I don't have 00:38:18.210 --> 00:38:21.570 it. And the whole time she knew, and she just 00:38:21.570 --> 00:38:24.010 allowed us to do it because that's what we needed 00:38:24.010 --> 00:38:27.369 to do. And it was really brilliant. Me and Dave 00:38:27.369 --> 00:38:30.030 were like, we were going where we were going. 00:38:30.150 --> 00:38:32.650 We're like going, she was always three steps 00:38:32.650 --> 00:38:36.610 ahead of us. We were too dumb to know it. You 00:38:36.610 --> 00:38:39.309 know, we were too dumb to know that she was three 00:38:39.309 --> 00:38:45.110 steps ahead of us. So it was funny. So anyhow, 00:38:45.550 --> 00:38:49.929 I forgot where I, let's see, where was I? Okay, 00:38:50.050 --> 00:38:53.699 so this girl. Lindsay Gorman, you know, could 00:38:53.699 --> 00:38:56.260 afford her car insurance. She talked to her mom, 00:38:56.360 --> 00:38:59.199 and then the two realized that if Gorman registered 00:38:59.199 --> 00:39:02.159 her car under her mom's insurance policy, the 00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:05.139 payments would be $50 lower. The plan was for 00:39:05.139 --> 00:39:07.440 Gorman's mom to pay the insurance company and 00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:11.059 for Gorman to pay her back. So far, her mom has 00:39:11.059 --> 00:39:14.820 been covering 100 % of the cost. Now, to me, 00:39:14.940 --> 00:39:22.369 that's on the mom. Right? You just quit paying 00:39:22.369 --> 00:39:24.789 it. Yeah, you go, look, you can go drive your 00:39:24.789 --> 00:39:27.409 car, but if you get in trouble, it's on you. 00:39:27.429 --> 00:39:30.329 I'm not paying your insurance anymore. So I'm 00:39:30.329 --> 00:39:32.969 putting this on the mom. She's allowing this 00:39:32.969 --> 00:39:38.670 to happen. So honestly, after I got my car, this 00:39:38.670 --> 00:39:40.309 is what she's saying. I was kind of struggling, 00:39:40.349 --> 00:39:42.630 and she said, don't worry about it for now, says 00:39:42.630 --> 00:39:46.070 Gorman, who works as a financial advisor in Austin, 00:39:46.289 --> 00:39:50.530 Texas. So this girl that's having her mom pay 00:39:50.530 --> 00:39:56.289 her bills is a financial advisor. So getting 00:39:56.289 --> 00:40:00.030 consistent financial help from her parents well 00:40:00.030 --> 00:40:03.789 into adulthood, as Gorman does, is not uncommon. 00:40:04.050 --> 00:40:06.789 Something that may reflect the worsening cost 00:40:06.789 --> 00:40:09.710 of living crisis shouldered by many middle -class 00:40:09.710 --> 00:40:13.610 families. In 2025, parents of children ages 25 00:40:13.610 --> 00:40:18.449 to 44 gave their kids on average $863 a month, 00:40:18.610 --> 00:40:21.849 according to Savings .com. Those with kids aging 00:40:21.849 --> 00:40:27.989 18 to 28. gave their children $1 ,813 a month. 00:40:30.449 --> 00:40:35.710 Okay. Dude, that's almost my wages. Yeah, that's 00:40:35.710 --> 00:40:41.969 insane. That's the rich snob, is what that is. 00:40:42.030 --> 00:40:43.650 That's what they're talking about. This is a 00:40:43.650 --> 00:40:50.639 real world right here. No. Let's see. So this 00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:52.820 was not always the case. Economic conditions 00:40:52.820 --> 00:40:55.000 allowed older Americans to hit certain milestones 00:40:55.000 --> 00:41:00.219 earlier than their offspring. In 1984, 78 % of 00:41:00.219 --> 00:41:03.579 30 -year -olds were married and 47 % owned a 00:41:03.579 --> 00:41:08.269 home. Can you believe that? In 1984. According 00:41:08.269 --> 00:41:11.070 to the data from John Burns Research and Consulting, 00:41:11.090 --> 00:41:16.429 in 2024, only 48 % of 30 -year -olds were married 00:41:16.429 --> 00:41:20.329 and 33 % owned a home. More young adults are 00:41:20.329 --> 00:41:24.030 also living in their parents' home than in previous 00:41:24.030 --> 00:41:28.150 decades. So that's kind of a, I don't know, man, 00:41:28.230 --> 00:41:31.570 you know. I see that. Yeah. A lot of families. 00:41:36.090 --> 00:41:39.750 Yes, well, it's kind of going back to the 1800s. 00:41:39.869 --> 00:41:43.710 And here's what I mean by this. I know you would 00:41:43.710 --> 00:41:45.349 know this, Rob, because you know history and 00:41:45.349 --> 00:41:47.130 you grew up around Missouri. And you know that 00:41:47.130 --> 00:41:51.989 the rural farm was like this. You needed kids 00:41:51.989 --> 00:41:56.090 to work on the farm so the family could survive. 00:41:56.489 --> 00:42:00.170 So the kids would grow up. Because once the dad 00:42:00.170 --> 00:42:03.610 gets too old, the kids have to take the family 00:42:03.610 --> 00:42:07.599 farm over so you can keep them. Yes. So what 00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:09.880 they did was instead of the kids branching out 00:42:09.880 --> 00:42:11.860 and buying a house down the road or somewhere 00:42:11.860 --> 00:42:16.039 else, they would build onto the home. So your 00:42:16.039 --> 00:42:18.920 young family would live in one of the areas that 00:42:18.920 --> 00:42:21.400 you built on. And then let's say your brother 00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:26.940 Jebediah, you know, got a wife, married a lady 00:42:26.940 --> 00:42:29.199 and wanted to have children. You would build 00:42:29.199 --> 00:42:31.440 onto that house right there too. You would not. 00:42:31.719 --> 00:42:34.679 go out and actively get another house. And another 00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:37.260 difference is you would build the house with 00:42:37.260 --> 00:42:39.760 your family. You would all go, all right, Jebediah 00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:42.500 needs, he plans on having three children. So 00:42:42.500 --> 00:42:44.840 let's go ahead and build this whole south section 00:42:44.840 --> 00:42:49.019 for him. And then, I don't know, think of another 00:42:49.019 --> 00:42:52.739 name. I don't know. Joseph, Joseph, that's it. 00:42:53.039 --> 00:42:56.460 Good old -fashioned. Okay. Yeah, your brother 00:42:56.460 --> 00:42:59.059 Joseph just got married, and they plan on having 00:42:59.059 --> 00:43:01.320 four children. So he's going to go to the north 00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:03.219 side, and we're going to build on to there. So 00:43:03.219 --> 00:43:05.340 this is kind of almost like it's going back to 00:43:05.340 --> 00:43:07.860 the 1800s, where children are staying at home 00:43:07.860 --> 00:43:10.280 longer. The only difference is they're not, like, 00:43:10.280 --> 00:43:12.840 really quick to getting married now like they 00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:15.719 were back then. Back then, you married the lady 00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:17.360 that you thought were going to provide you the 00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:21.760 best children and teach them the best, you know. 00:43:22.230 --> 00:43:24.170 And now it's a completely different ballgame. 00:43:24.349 --> 00:43:26.309 So, anyhow, I thought that was an interesting 00:43:26.309 --> 00:43:28.630 article that I wanted to cover. I was going to 00:43:28.630 --> 00:43:32.690 cover it a while back, but I finally got to it 00:43:32.690 --> 00:43:34.610 today because I thought that was interesting. 00:43:34.989 --> 00:43:40.190 All those statistics are interesting, but I do 00:43:40.190 --> 00:43:42.230 believe that it's kind of almost like it's going 00:43:42.230 --> 00:43:45.929 back to the 1800s where the children didn't branch 00:43:45.929 --> 00:43:48.230 out too much because simply you just couldn't 00:43:48.230 --> 00:43:53.199 do it. So, anyhow, I've got so much more stuff, 00:43:53.260 --> 00:43:57.300 but we're 30 -some minutes into this. So, Rob, 00:43:57.380 --> 00:44:01.380 let's go to you. Okay, and actually, I've got 00:44:01.380 --> 00:44:05.659 two right off the bat, dude. Oh, kick -ass. They're 00:44:05.659 --> 00:44:09.940 short ones. They're short ones. Okay. And this 00:44:09.940 --> 00:44:16.460 is my normal Lake of the Ozark news. Cool. No 00:44:16.460 --> 00:44:24.329 Highway 54? Okay. It'll be back, though. Yeah, 00:44:24.409 --> 00:44:27.590 the rest of the week was pretty boring. Oh, okay. 00:44:28.789 --> 00:44:34.230 Although, I do have something I'm working on, 00:44:34.309 --> 00:44:38.130 because there's a new state law opening up, and 00:44:38.130 --> 00:44:43.909 I'm... Yeah, it's a story I'm working on. Okay. 00:44:44.090 --> 00:45:00.150 But anyway, we'll get back to that. Okay. I told 00:45:00.150 --> 00:45:02.090 you they're building a community center right 00:45:02.090 --> 00:45:06.730 there next to the apartments where I lived. Okay, 00:45:06.869 --> 00:45:10.670 well, this is going into that. Okay, sounds good. 00:45:11.349 --> 00:45:14.909 We've all heard the phrase about not being able 00:45:14.909 --> 00:45:21.550 to please all the people all the time. That seems 00:45:21.550 --> 00:45:24.889 to be an issue officials in Camden are facing 00:45:24.889 --> 00:45:29.199 after recently releasing four... for the city's 00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:35.400 future community center one of the main inquiries 00:45:35.400 --> 00:45:39.460 from the public over the years is to possibly 00:45:39.460 --> 00:45:43.760 is the possibility of the facility to include 00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:48.900 an indoor pool which according to mayor john 00:45:48.900 --> 00:46:35.829 mcnabb is not economically feasible okay Yes. 00:47:13.349 --> 00:47:18.210 Yeah. Because this community center is right 00:47:18.210 --> 00:47:26.510 next to the city water park. Oh, okay. Okay. 00:47:26.550 --> 00:47:29.289 You remember when we were growing up, we had 00:47:29.289 --> 00:47:32.130 actual swimming pools. Yes. Now they're water 00:47:32.130 --> 00:47:36.210 parks. Yeah. And the water is maybe three foot 00:47:36.210 --> 00:47:40.090 deep. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and you don't, like, 00:47:40.150 --> 00:47:42.250 go in there and lounge around or jump around 00:47:42.250 --> 00:47:45.789 and swim. Right. Yeah, there's a lot of reasons. 00:47:45.989 --> 00:47:48.909 Sanitary reasons are part of it. Yeah. Well, 00:47:49.030 --> 00:47:54.730 yeah, there's a lot more. I know. I've been certified 00:47:54.730 --> 00:47:57.869 in pools as long as I understand it. Did you 00:47:57.869 --> 00:48:00.130 ever have to fish a baby Ruth? Did you ever have 00:48:00.130 --> 00:48:05.110 to fish a baby Ruth out? No. Okay, that's good. 00:48:05.449 --> 00:48:26.599 That's good. I get what they're saying there. 00:48:26.920 --> 00:48:53.860 I do too. I do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you still have 00:48:53.860 --> 00:48:56.079 direct ties. And my kids live there. I still 00:48:56.079 --> 00:49:00.199 live there. Yeah, yeah, I got you. The Duke lives 00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:04.579 there now. Oh, the Duke. Yes, and I did talk 00:49:04.579 --> 00:49:07.260 to him a while ago. Oh, good. How is the Duke? 00:49:08.320 --> 00:49:10.900 Everything's all good. All right, good, good. 00:49:11.500 --> 00:49:15.679 Okay, our next Camden County story for tonight. 00:49:17.619 --> 00:49:37.210 Here we go again. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. 00:49:37.789 --> 00:49:42.349 This, according to the real chief deputy, Scott 00:49:42.349 --> 00:49:47.949 Hines, who says this time around the reported 00:49:47.949 --> 00:49:52.969 scammer is using the name of Sergeant Larry Bowley 00:49:52.969 --> 00:50:14.900 to try grabbing your cash. Oh, boy. You should 00:50:14.900 --> 00:50:17.719 just hang up without engaging with the individual. 00:50:18.239 --> 00:50:21.440 You should also make sure your family members, 00:50:21.579 --> 00:50:24.519 especially older ones, also know about the scam. 00:50:25.500 --> 00:50:29.199 And it makes you feel any better if you receive 00:50:29.199 --> 00:50:33.380 such a call, you can always report it to your 00:50:33.380 --> 00:50:37.559 local law enforcement company or law enforcement 00:50:37.559 --> 00:51:24.099 office. Man. Okay. So anybody in the Cannon County, 00:51:24.239 --> 00:51:28.440 Missouri area, you know, if you know, you know, 00:51:28.679 --> 00:51:34.619 this is an ongoing thing. He's back. Do not send 00:51:34.619 --> 00:51:40.340 speeding ticket money with an officer. Just saying. 00:51:40.599 --> 00:51:43.460 Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah. Well, there you 00:51:43.460 --> 00:51:52.019 guys go. Let's take our first break and come 00:51:52.019 --> 00:51:55.659 back with some emails. Sounds awesome. All right. 00:51:55.679 --> 00:52:05.079 We'll be right back. Two douchebags and microphone 00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:08.559 in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer 00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:14.820 you first world problems. What in the devil? 00:52:15.099 --> 00:52:18.190 My bank is really out of calendars. What do they 00:52:18.190 --> 00:52:20.690 expect me to do, go to Walmart and buy a $3 calendar? 00:52:21.150 --> 00:52:25.190 This is complete bullshit. I am outraged. Hey 00:52:25.190 --> 00:52:29.050 peeps, it's time for the police blotter. That's 00:52:29.050 --> 00:52:32.449 right, stories about stupid criminals and the 00:52:32.449 --> 00:52:38.570 dumbassness that ensued. Let us begin now. During 00:52:38.570 --> 00:52:42.469 a routine traffic stop, Ohio officer Sergeant 00:52:42.469 --> 00:52:46.349 John Allen found a bag of illegal narcotics. 00:52:47.039 --> 00:52:50.280 He was about to let 29 -year -old Sean, total 00:52:50.280 --> 00:52:53.260 of Columbus, go when he spotted laying in the 00:52:53.260 --> 00:52:56.400 passenger seat a clear, baggy, labeled bag of 00:52:56.400 --> 00:53:04.900 drugs. And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. Hmm. 00:53:05.500 --> 00:53:07.780 How do you tell when you're out of invisible 00:53:07.780 --> 00:53:18.260 ink? Huh. I may never know. Harambe used to listen 00:53:18.260 --> 00:53:20.420 to our original show, Two Dipshits and a Cheap 00:53:20.420 --> 00:53:23.280 Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. Harambe 00:53:23.280 --> 00:53:26.179 does not listen to our original show, Two Dipshits 00:53:26.179 --> 00:53:28.659 and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder 00:53:28.659 --> 00:53:32.260 anymore. You might ask why Harambe never listens 00:53:32.260 --> 00:53:34.460 to our original show, Two Dipshits and a Cheap 00:53:34.460 --> 00:53:37.800 Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. Well, it's 00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:40.440 because Harambe is dead. Senselessly murdered 00:53:40.440 --> 00:53:43.000 because some idiot did not watch her child properly 00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:45.820 while looking on her phone. Sadly, Arambe does 00:53:45.820 --> 00:53:48.019 not listen to our original show, Two Gibshits 00:53:48.019 --> 00:53:50.179 and the Cheap Radio Shedack Realistic Take Recorder, 00:53:50.219 --> 00:54:05.739 or any other show. Anymore. Sorry, Arambe. To 00:54:05.739 --> 00:54:09.880 radiation. Watch him glow. Watch Rob Red jump 00:54:09.880 --> 00:54:14.000 up 25 feet and grab birds out of thin air with 00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:18.579 his mouth. With his mouth. Rob can now be rented 00:54:18.579 --> 00:54:20.800 for children's parties and bar men's fights. 00:54:21.679 --> 00:54:24.880 That's right. Come on and rent you a Rob today. 00:54:25.019 --> 00:54:28.800 That's right. Come by and rent Rob for a day. 00:54:29.019 --> 00:54:34.179 A day. A day. Watch Rob consume seven bottles 00:54:34.179 --> 00:54:36.860 of night cream and still break dance and move 00:54:36.860 --> 00:54:41.480 on. Watch Rob Redd fart down a building. Fart 00:54:41.480 --> 00:54:45.880 down a building! Rob Redd assumes no responsibility 00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:48.239 whatsoever. He is not a babysitter and he doesn't 00:54:48.239 --> 00:54:49.940 give one else a shit about your children. Please 00:54:49.940 --> 00:54:52.179 remember to corral every little bastard you have. 00:54:52.559 --> 00:54:54.659 Before Rob gets there, and Walt will not put 00:54:54.659 --> 00:54:56.980 up with any backtalk, he will promptly get them 00:54:56.980 --> 00:54:59.239 in the place. Rob Rehag assumes no responsibility 00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:01.519 for anything that could be stolen from his visit. 00:55:01.579 --> 00:55:03.940 Rob Rehag has no responsibility whatsoever in 00:55:03.940 --> 00:55:06.960 any help him of any situation. Read a Rob today. 00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:11.500 Your mama's so fat. When she was floating in 00:55:11.500 --> 00:55:15.079 the ocean, Spain claimed her as their new territory. 00:55:15.960 --> 00:55:19.039 Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for 00:55:19.039 --> 00:55:21.739 brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about. 00:55:21.900 --> 00:55:25.579 Bumblebees have been proven to sing to their 00:55:25.579 --> 00:55:31.559 young. Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 00:55:31.780 --> 00:55:36.139 It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 00:55:36.340 --> 00:55:39.769 Make raccoons. chew up your trash bags every 00:55:39.769 --> 00:55:42.429 trash day on the curb just enough to where you 00:55:42.429 --> 00:55:44.809 have to rebag them and enough to where the trash 00:55:44.809 --> 00:55:47.429 that won't pick them up and you have to pay for 00:55:47.429 --> 00:55:52.170 extra bags the next week. The boll weevil clap. 00:55:53.730 --> 00:55:58.829 Read up on that sometime. The boll weevil clap 00:55:58.829 --> 00:56:01.889 and this old guy that I knew that was in Vietnam, 00:56:02.369 --> 00:56:04.769 I probably should say, well, you know what? You 00:56:04.769 --> 00:56:07.269 can take this part out of here if you like it. 00:56:07.849 --> 00:56:09.670 And we could put it somewhere. But this old guy 00:56:09.670 --> 00:56:12.130 that I knew down the road from me, who was in 00:56:12.130 --> 00:56:15.570 Vietnam, he told me that one day, you know, him 00:56:15.570 --> 00:56:18.949 and a couple of guys got a day off from the war. 00:56:19.809 --> 00:56:22.170 So they went into the nearest town to go look 00:56:22.170 --> 00:56:23.690 for some hookers. You know, they're like, you 00:56:23.690 --> 00:56:25.610 know, if we're going to die, we're going to get 00:56:25.610 --> 00:56:28.869 laid. So, okay, all right. So they go in there, 00:56:28.969 --> 00:56:35.369 and I guess the Viet Cong loaded the prostitutes 00:56:35.369 --> 00:56:38.050 full of this stuff called... the bowl we will 00:56:38.050 --> 00:56:43.769 clap yeah oh it is so anyhow he said you know 00:56:43.769 --> 00:56:46.809 they all went and um you know did what they needed 00:56:46.809 --> 00:56:48.469 to do you know they thought they're all gonna 00:56:48.469 --> 00:56:51.110 die so they went and they got laid and next day 00:56:51.110 --> 00:56:53.469 when a guy comes in he goes oh my god he goes 00:56:53.469 --> 00:56:57.369 i hurt so bad like you know my fucking dick hurts 00:56:57.369 --> 00:57:00.750 like hell my stomach hurts i think i'm gonna 00:57:00.750 --> 00:57:03.920 die what'd they do with those damn hookers So 00:57:03.920 --> 00:57:06.619 anyhow, and he started hurting really bad. He 00:57:06.619 --> 00:57:08.619 said it hurt so bad you could hardly breathe. 00:57:08.739 --> 00:57:10.880 You could feel it in your dick shaft. It hurt 00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:15.239 so bad. So they all go in, and I guess it's like 00:57:15.239 --> 00:57:18.079 a horrible infection. And if you don't get it 00:57:18.079 --> 00:57:20.340 treated, it will kill you. Like, you know, go 00:57:20.340 --> 00:57:23.599 up your scrotum and into your testicles. And 00:57:23.599 --> 00:57:27.639 anyhow, the only cure back then was is they had 00:57:27.639 --> 00:57:31.639 to take this glass rod, shoved it in the end 00:57:31.639 --> 00:57:36.000 of your penis. and mash it with a rubber mallet. 00:57:36.239 --> 00:57:39.340 And then you have to physically squeeze all the 00:57:39.340 --> 00:57:42.920 infection out of your penis. I've heard of this. 00:57:43.079 --> 00:57:47.300 Yes. And this took like four hours of mashing 00:57:47.300 --> 00:57:52.039 this rod and then squeezing all the infection 00:57:52.039 --> 00:57:53.659 out. Because if they don't get all the infection 00:57:53.659 --> 00:57:55.659 out right then... It just flares right back up. 00:57:55.719 --> 00:57:59.230 Yes. Seals your pee -pee shut. Yes. Yeah, that 00:57:59.230 --> 00:58:01.949 was the old joke of, you know, if you catch VD, 00:58:02.090 --> 00:58:04.090 your dick's going to turn black and fall off. 00:58:04.250 --> 00:58:07.010 But there are actually STDs. That was the worst 00:58:07.010 --> 00:58:09.829 case scenario, yeah. It actually will turn black 00:58:09.829 --> 00:58:13.349 and fall off because the tissue will die. Yeah, 00:58:13.349 --> 00:58:17.690 it's kind of like a Gann Green type of deal, 00:58:17.769 --> 00:58:19.989 you know, or something like that. So anyhow, 00:58:20.349 --> 00:58:23.929 yeah, he said after that, he said, no, no more 00:58:23.929 --> 00:58:29.820 hookers. Yes, it's true. Mark is an old bastard. 00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:33.380 It's also true that Mark uses a lot of ibuprofen. 00:58:33.880 --> 00:58:37.019 But Mark would like to tell you, if you see any 00:58:37.019 --> 00:58:40.760 pictures of him roofing ibuprofen, it's obviously 00:58:40.760 --> 00:58:43.179 fake, and you're to take the pictures and tear 00:58:43.179 --> 00:58:47.719 them up immediately. Hey, if you're a fan of 00:58:47.719 --> 00:58:49.960 paying way too much for trinkets and food, well, 00:58:50.000 --> 00:58:52.599 your wish is coming true. Kansas City International 00:58:52.599 --> 00:58:55.239 Airport Guest Pass program is starting today. 00:58:55.840 --> 00:58:58.860 Yes. You, too, could overspend on workless trinkets 00:58:58.860 --> 00:59:02.360 and $15 cups of coffee. You want to buy a $50 00:59:02.360 --> 00:59:05.119 cheap T -shirt that has KC Western Auto Building 00:59:05.119 --> 00:59:08.480 image on it? We got you covered. Want a barbecue 00:59:08.480 --> 00:59:11.480 sauce gift pack? No problem. Just a mere $40 00:59:11.480 --> 00:59:14.239 and you're first born. Hurry. You know rubes 00:59:14.239 --> 00:59:16.360 are jumping all over to get to this complete 00:59:16.360 --> 00:59:30.570 ripoff. Because people are sheep. I am Mark here 00:59:30.570 --> 00:59:34.929 in the Kansas City studio that we call the Talk 00:59:34.929 --> 00:59:38.929 is Cheap studio. And here are my goat noises. 00:59:41.750 --> 00:59:50.469 And I am Rob in Wheatland, Missouri. Home of 00:59:50.469 --> 00:59:53.489 the Magnets at Lucas Oil Speedway and Mortar 00:59:53.489 --> 00:59:57.309 Track. And also home of Picamo's Country Store. 00:59:58.030 --> 01:00:00.650 where you can find all your needs including a 01:00:00.650 --> 01:00:04.809 selfie with this green sinclair dinosaur in the 01:00:04.809 --> 01:00:10.750 duck flag studio all right thank you rob um i 01:00:10.750 --> 01:00:15.230 have some emails uh so we will get right off 01:00:15.230 --> 01:00:17.750 to them and i have a featured email too that's 01:00:17.750 --> 01:00:21.150 interesting like all of them are so all right 01:00:21.150 --> 01:00:24.909 the first one rob are you planning on attending 01:00:24.909 --> 01:00:29.260 any local races this year You could walk to the 01:00:29.260 --> 01:00:35.840 racetrack. Jeff in Carthage. Okay. Straight up. 01:00:35.900 --> 01:00:40.079 Yes, I am going to some races of Lucas Oil this 01:00:40.079 --> 01:00:49.239 year because our head of HR's son at work is 01:00:49.239 --> 01:00:52.019 going to be racing there in his own car this 01:00:52.019 --> 01:00:56.280 year, so I'm going to support him. So, yeah. 01:00:56.440 --> 01:00:58.460 I'm going to be at Lucas Oil quite a bit this 01:00:58.460 --> 01:01:01.139 year. Yeah, I know you at least told me that. 01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:03.199 I don't know if you told that on the show or 01:01:03.199 --> 01:01:05.599 not, but I remember you telling me that, so that's 01:01:05.599 --> 01:01:11.340 pretty cool. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Our HR lady's 01:01:11.340 --> 01:01:17.199 oldest son works with us, and he's got his own 01:01:17.199 --> 01:01:21.980 race car. His dad's in racing, too, and they 01:01:21.980 --> 01:01:28.579 race in Lebanon. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, now the 01:01:28.579 --> 01:01:31.900 sun is going to expand and come up to Lucas. 01:01:33.059 --> 01:01:36.440 So, yeah, I'm going to be there supporting 100%. 01:01:36.440 --> 01:01:39.760 Yeah, you better believe I'm going to be at Lucas 01:01:39.760 --> 01:01:44.599 Oil this year. I don't have to sit in my yard 01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:47.440 and listen. I'm going. Jeff in Carthage, probably 01:01:47.440 --> 01:01:51.739 Carthage, Missouri, I imagine. Yeah, write us 01:01:51.739 --> 01:01:54.199 back. Let us know if you're going to go there. 01:01:54.380 --> 01:01:56.719 Come on in. You never know, maybe I'll show up 01:01:56.719 --> 01:01:58.360 there too. What the hell, have a little douchebag 01:01:58.360 --> 01:02:03.179 party. Why not? Yeah, it's only about two hours, 01:02:03.239 --> 01:02:07.539 40 minutes. Walk a block and a half, won't even 01:02:07.539 --> 01:02:10.519 have to pay for parking. Yep, and we walk naked 01:02:10.519 --> 01:02:14.559 too, don't we? Oh, I'll be at a one cost. Oh, 01:02:14.559 --> 01:02:16.820 okay, okay, I'll be naked. No, no, you've got 01:02:16.820 --> 01:02:20.079 to have some. Oh, I do? Okay. We'll have to get 01:02:20.079 --> 01:02:22.780 you a one cost. I'll wear a diaper. I can't seal 01:02:22.780 --> 01:02:25.400 your loincloth. I can't do that. Okay, diaper. 01:02:25.900 --> 01:02:29.280 Yeah, we'll get you a diaper. Okay. You've got 01:02:29.280 --> 01:02:30.840 to have something. I'm going to have a diaper 01:02:30.840 --> 01:02:32.739 with those little Robin Hood feathers on the 01:02:32.739 --> 01:02:36.000 side of them. Or those flash. Remember the old 01:02:36.000 --> 01:02:40.860 deadpan flash with the panhead and the feathers 01:02:40.860 --> 01:02:44.519 on it? I'm going to have feathers on my diaper 01:02:44.519 --> 01:02:47.719 like that. That will work. That will work. You've 01:02:47.719 --> 01:02:50.260 just got to be covered. Yeah, okay. Alright, 01:02:50.460 --> 01:02:55.559 it's a deal. Uh, spit shake? Spit shake. Alright. 01:02:56.300 --> 01:02:58.760 Alright, it's done now. Spit shake. That means 01:02:58.760 --> 01:03:02.780 it's on. Alright, next one. Hey guys, bravo. 01:03:03.179 --> 01:03:07.119 The I call bullshit was dead on. I'm sick of 01:03:07.119 --> 01:03:09.380 these sudden would -be activists and their rhetoric. 01:03:10.019 --> 01:03:12.519 I just want everyone to keep their opinions to 01:03:12.519 --> 01:03:14.960 themselves. Please and thank you. You're the 01:03:14.960 --> 01:03:20.130 best. Jamie in Lincoln, probably Nebraska, 100%. 01:03:20.130 --> 01:03:29.630 What'd you say? It broke up. Hello, Rob? Hello. 01:03:29.929 --> 01:03:32.329 Oh, okay, there you are. Okay, what did you say? 01:03:32.389 --> 01:03:35.110 I couldn't hear you. It broke up. I just said 01:03:35.110 --> 01:03:37.949 that's what I was expecting, Lincoln, Nebraska. 01:03:38.809 --> 01:03:40.969 Okay. All right, Jamie. I don't know what the 01:03:40.969 --> 01:03:43.469 hell happened there. Okay, it's fine. Jamie? 01:03:44.119 --> 01:03:47.639 100%. That's why we did it. That's why we came 01:03:47.639 --> 01:03:51.960 up with that. That's what we do. We want to keep 01:03:51.960 --> 01:03:56.980 people's minds off shit. Yeah. And I am sick 01:03:56.980 --> 01:04:03.360 of the people that like the bit said. like the 01:04:03.360 --> 01:04:07.480 little segment said was a week ago, the city 01:04:07.480 --> 01:04:09.679 was showing their French toast. And now all of 01:04:09.679 --> 01:04:12.360 a sudden they're a, they're an expert in geopolitical 01:04:12.360 --> 01:04:18.000 science. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. So I'm sick 01:04:18.000 --> 01:04:20.219 of it and don't send it to me. Cause I don't 01:04:20.219 --> 01:04:23.039 want to hear your opinion. Most people, I don't 01:04:23.039 --> 01:04:27.119 care. So, all right. Mark, are you still doing 01:04:27.119 --> 01:04:30.059 the post -apocalypse survival tips? I remember 01:04:30.059 --> 01:04:33.039 you were getting information from a real survivalist. 01:04:33.059 --> 01:04:36.320 Yeah, Rob knows him too. Would it be possible 01:04:36.320 --> 01:04:39.440 to ask him or her for information on how to cure 01:04:39.440 --> 01:04:42.559 or tan leather? Appreciate it. Love the show. 01:04:42.659 --> 01:04:46.960 Mark in Pennsylvania. Actually, I have good connections. 01:04:47.119 --> 01:04:50.920 I can get you. Yeah, we can do that. Okay. All 01:04:50.920 --> 01:04:54.550 right. Rob, if you want to handle that. Mark 01:04:54.550 --> 01:04:57.010 in Pennsylvania. Does that sound good, Rob? Will 01:04:57.010 --> 01:04:59.090 you handle that on the next one or the one after? 01:05:00.250 --> 01:05:05.190 Cure or tan leather is what he said here. I think 01:05:05.190 --> 01:05:07.570 it's the same thing. Isn't it curing and tanning? 01:05:08.289 --> 01:05:11.969 Yeah. Okay. All right. Thank you, Mark. There 01:05:11.969 --> 01:05:15.210 you go. You will have an answer. Yeah, I will 01:05:15.210 --> 01:05:20.250 give you an answer. Okay, this next... Next podcast. 01:05:21.050 --> 01:05:25.460 There you go. You ask, we give, Mark. That's 01:05:25.460 --> 01:05:28.539 what we do here, right? Yep. We give so much 01:05:28.539 --> 01:05:31.900 our hands are bloody, right? You just may have 01:05:31.900 --> 01:05:34.119 to listen to another podcast to get your answer. 01:05:34.219 --> 01:05:36.440 Yeah. Our hands are bloody for that or maybe 01:05:36.440 --> 01:05:38.699 masturbating too much. We're not sure which one, 01:05:38.780 --> 01:05:41.460 but it could be because we're giving too much. 01:05:41.500 --> 01:05:46.440 Right, Rob? Mine's because I work too much. Okay. 01:05:46.800 --> 01:05:48.820 Mine's excessive masturbating, but we'll get 01:05:48.820 --> 01:05:52.699 into that later. So, okay. And, of course, you 01:05:52.699 --> 01:05:58.079 know, I'm joking. Oh, maybe. All right. Next 01:05:58.079 --> 01:06:03.280 one. All right. Where the hell were we? Before 01:06:03.280 --> 01:06:05.380 I lose everything. I don't know. I don't have 01:06:05.380 --> 01:06:08.699 a fucking clue. Oh, neither. I know nothing. 01:06:08.760 --> 01:06:11.679 That's why I do a podcast. I'm following you 01:06:11.679 --> 01:06:14.280 at this point. Oh, man, I'm so sorry for you. 01:06:14.679 --> 01:06:19.210 All right. I have the next one. I've noticed 01:06:19.210 --> 01:06:21.510 over the last month or so that you and other 01:06:21.510 --> 01:06:23.489 hosts have kind of gotten a little more serious 01:06:23.489 --> 01:06:26.030 after we talk about masturbating and hands bleeding. 01:06:26.409 --> 01:06:31.329 Is this by design or is just the content you 01:06:31.329 --> 01:06:33.889 all came up with? I'm saying this because I love 01:06:33.889 --> 01:06:36.030 the mix of humor and real life issues together 01:06:36.030 --> 01:06:41.110 as of late. Rossington in Dallas. Hello, Rossington. 01:06:41.610 --> 01:06:44.820 I mean, we didn't get together. and suddenly 01:06:44.820 --> 01:06:46.559 go, we're going to get more serious. I think 01:06:46.559 --> 01:06:54.500 it's just natural. Life today is more serious. 01:06:55.320 --> 01:07:01.039 Our main goal is to try to break that seriousness. 01:07:01.639 --> 01:07:05.980 But sometimes we have to get serious too. Yeah, 01:07:05.980 --> 01:07:22.420 yeah. You know, and that's all it is. You know 01:07:22.420 --> 01:07:27.780 what I mean? I love that analogy. Just an example. 01:07:28.340 --> 01:07:30.599 Rob, speaking of goat fucking, if we get to it, 01:07:30.619 --> 01:07:34.659 I got an article that I'm going to do next about 01:07:34.659 --> 01:07:37.739 a guy fucking a vacuum cleaner at a resort, and 01:07:37.739 --> 01:07:41.420 he went to jail. Oh, dude, no. Princess told 01:07:41.420 --> 01:07:43.460 me about that. I was going to look that up. Thank 01:07:43.460 --> 01:07:46.400 you for having that. Yes. Princess told me about 01:07:46.400 --> 01:07:52.199 that, and I did not get it there. Okay, full 01:07:52.199 --> 01:07:56.659 disclosure. Okay, Bubba the Love Sponge, I listen 01:07:56.659 --> 01:07:58.739 to his show quite a bit. I still like his show. 01:07:59.679 --> 01:08:01.880 But he doesn't talk about it so much. They got 01:08:01.880 --> 01:08:04.059 a little bit more serious. Every show had to. 01:08:04.880 --> 01:08:09.679 So he got caught banging his fucking dad's vacuum 01:08:09.679 --> 01:08:13.079 cleaner when he was young. And he talks about 01:08:13.079 --> 01:08:15.800 it freely, so I'm not giving away anything. It's 01:08:15.800 --> 01:08:18.880 like a secret here. But remember my neighbor? 01:08:19.500 --> 01:08:23.539 in Cleveland that we caught fucking his mom's 01:08:23.539 --> 01:08:26.800 vacuum, his mom and dad's vacuum, or not fucking, 01:08:26.819 --> 01:08:28.720 but, you know, getting blown by it or whatever. 01:08:28.960 --> 01:08:32.699 Yes. We used to call him Hoover Man. Yes. Yeah. 01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:37.460 Evidently, it's common. I remember, yeah. It's 01:08:37.460 --> 01:08:42.260 evidently common. So, when people are younger, 01:08:42.319 --> 01:08:45.720 I guess, so, me, I'd be too scared to. Gosh, 01:08:45.899 --> 01:08:47.939 wouldn't you be worried like that would rip your... 01:08:48.159 --> 01:08:50.680 fucking penis or something? I mean, I don't know. 01:08:50.800 --> 01:08:53.579 To me, that... Or what if it gets stuck? And 01:08:53.579 --> 01:08:55.720 then you gotta... Mom! Hey, hey, hey. If you 01:08:55.720 --> 01:08:59.300 wanna do it, do it right. Use a Kirby. Whoa. 01:09:02.619 --> 01:09:06.399 You gotta be able to know what a Kirby is. Yeah, 01:09:06.399 --> 01:09:10.500 yeah. Lil' Marky, yes. What'd you do to... You 01:09:10.500 --> 01:09:13.279 want something done down there, use a Kirby. 01:09:13.420 --> 01:09:15.960 I see it right now. Lil' Marky, what are you 01:09:15.960 --> 01:09:18.750 doing holding your scrotum? uh it's bleeding 01:09:18.750 --> 01:09:22.109 a little marky how come your scrotum is bleeding 01:09:22.109 --> 01:09:26.130 uh i don't want to talk about it what's the vacuum 01:09:26.130 --> 01:09:29.229 how come there's blood on the vacuum i really 01:09:29.229 --> 01:09:31.729 don't want to talk about it can we just move 01:09:31.729 --> 01:09:34.609 on give me a band -aid no we need to investigate 01:09:34.609 --> 01:09:41.489 this little marky all right um all right next 01:09:41.489 --> 01:09:51.779 one no oh Yes, yes. The funnest generation. The 01:09:51.779 --> 01:09:57.359 funnest generation ever. The reason the 90s were 01:09:57.359 --> 01:09:59.560 so depressed is because that was our hangover. 01:10:00.420 --> 01:10:02.939 Oh, fuck. Yeah, we had to grow up a little bit 01:10:02.939 --> 01:10:08.359 and it sucked. Yeah. All right, next one. Help. 01:10:08.420 --> 01:10:12.600 I need a peanut butter waffle recipe. I think 01:10:12.600 --> 01:10:17.060 Rob is an expert on peanut butter waffles. Trixie 01:10:17.060 --> 01:10:19.899 and Denver. Make your waffles, spread your peanut 01:10:19.899 --> 01:10:22.579 butter on. That's all there is to it. There you 01:10:22.579 --> 01:10:26.960 go, Trixie. If you really want to get creative, 01:10:27.279 --> 01:10:31.060 put some peanut butter in your batter. That's 01:10:31.060 --> 01:10:35.159 the trick. Rob, you are out of breath. Now, I 01:10:35.159 --> 01:10:38.260 don't believe this person's name is Trixie. I 01:10:38.260 --> 01:10:39.960 think this is just someone's dream. I've talked 01:10:39.960 --> 01:10:42.539 all over that one. It's one of my favorites. 01:10:42.989 --> 01:10:45.770 Rob is correct. You put the peanut butter in 01:10:45.770 --> 01:10:50.229 the batter. In the batter. And actually, I found 01:10:50.229 --> 01:10:54.829 that out. I started doing that with anything 01:10:54.829 --> 01:10:59.430 I baked. Because I used to make my own little 01:10:59.430 --> 01:11:02.829 mini muffins and I'd slice them up and take them 01:11:02.829 --> 01:11:24.479 to work for breakfast. You know, Trixie in Denver, 01:11:24.579 --> 01:11:26.640 I thought she was just screwing with us, but 01:11:26.640 --> 01:11:28.380 have you ever mentioned something about peanut 01:11:28.380 --> 01:12:02.670 butter waffles? Wow. There you go. Wow, Rob. 01:12:02.750 --> 01:12:07.210 Okay. This is my work by doing it. This is, yeah. 01:12:08.369 --> 01:12:12.050 Okay. But you can add stuff to your grease. You 01:12:12.050 --> 01:12:16.529 just got to watch your content. Okay. All right. 01:12:16.569 --> 01:12:19.449 Thank you, Rob. Sure stuff. Trixie, there you 01:12:19.449 --> 01:12:25.130 go. Next one. I was apeshit over Uncle Rob's 01:12:25.130 --> 01:12:28.229 tips for life until I heard the new police blotter 01:12:28.229 --> 01:12:31.100 segment. I fucking love it. The voice that is 01:12:31.100 --> 01:12:34.220 used is so fitting. Thank you all for the entertainment. 01:12:34.300 --> 01:12:38.960 Penny in Kalamazoo. Kalamazoo, fun place. Been 01:12:38.960 --> 01:12:41.239 there a couple of times. You would never guess 01:12:41.239 --> 01:12:50.939 it. This was a long time ago when I went up there 01:12:50.939 --> 01:12:54.479 a few times for work. And they have a unique 01:12:54.479 --> 01:12:58.319 strip club situation. One side is 18 and one 01:12:58.319 --> 01:13:02.579 side is 21. One side is clothing, as in like, 01:13:02.640 --> 01:13:06.800 you know, pretty much bikinis, string bikinis, 01:13:06.899 --> 01:13:09.159 T -backs, stuff like that. And the other side 01:13:09.159 --> 01:13:12.880 is 21 is completely nude. And they do that up 01:13:12.880 --> 01:13:16.840 there. So, all right. Not that I've been there. 01:13:17.420 --> 01:13:23.279 Right, Rob? I've heard. I can honestly say I've 01:13:23.279 --> 01:13:27.000 never been there. Okay, there you go. All right. 01:13:27.380 --> 01:13:30.180 What happened to Rob's booty shorts feed? I was 01:13:30.180 --> 01:13:33.659 trying to catch it, but no luck. Mitch in North 01:13:33.659 --> 01:13:38.539 Dakota. He's in North Dakota? All right. That's 01:13:38.539 --> 01:13:41.039 what he says. I guess, unless he's messing with 01:13:41.039 --> 01:13:45.699 us. Well, no. He told us he was. Oh, yeah. Yeah, 01:13:45.960 --> 01:13:47.819 that's right. That's right. That was a couple 01:13:47.819 --> 01:13:49.880 months ago, I think. He said he was moving to 01:13:49.880 --> 01:13:52.979 North Dakota. Okay. Well, he's there now. All 01:13:52.979 --> 01:13:55.640 right. Well. Hope you're doing good, Mitch. Yeah, 01:13:55.640 --> 01:13:58.159 yeah, yeah. Your booty shorts feed, Rob. What 01:13:58.159 --> 01:14:02.399 happened to it? I don't know. I've been busy. 01:14:02.699 --> 01:14:05.539 All right, we're going to reintroduce it, okay? 01:14:06.239 --> 01:14:09.199 Yeah, yeah, we're going to have to. Rob has some 01:14:09.199 --> 01:14:11.739 new Dazzler booty shorts that you're going to 01:14:11.739 --> 01:14:16.760 love. They're diamond encrusted. And is it a 01:14:16.760 --> 01:14:21.359 T -back? Or is it just regular booty shorts? 01:14:22.260 --> 01:14:26.289 Of course it's a T -back. Okay, and you have 01:14:26.289 --> 01:14:29.010 that new close -up camera. Princess specially 01:14:29.010 --> 01:14:31.710 made it for me. Oh, there you go. Princess is 01:14:31.710 --> 01:14:35.710 awesome. Thank you. The world thanks Princess. 01:14:37.250 --> 01:14:40.810 There you go. Yeah, and it's going to have diamond 01:14:40.810 --> 01:14:44.050 studs on it and all that. Man, perfect. And you 01:14:44.050 --> 01:14:46.729 have that new close -up option, remember, where 01:14:46.729 --> 01:14:51.670 you can hit zoom? Yeah, so on the feed you can 01:14:51.670 --> 01:14:54.829 hit zoom. You can focus right in on his fucking 01:14:54.829 --> 01:14:58.329 mud button if you want. Or the part where, you 01:14:58.329 --> 01:15:00.270 know, the bag's trying to seep out of the booty 01:15:00.270 --> 01:15:02.729 shorts. You can focus in on that if you want, 01:15:02.810 --> 01:15:04.329 right? Because you've been having problems with 01:15:04.329 --> 01:15:07.810 your sack, kind of, you know. Yeah, a little 01:15:07.810 --> 01:15:09.529 bit. Yeah, a little bit, kind of running out 01:15:09.529 --> 01:15:12.409 there, a little scrotum, like, peeking out. Well, 01:15:12.409 --> 01:15:17.430 yeah, yeah, I am getting old. Yeah, shit like 01:15:17.430 --> 01:15:22.779 that happens. It's called gravity. Nothing. Yeah, 01:15:22.880 --> 01:15:25.960 yes. Yeah, a man's scrotum is not the same and 01:15:25.960 --> 01:15:31.079 is almost 60 as it was when he was 20. That's 01:15:31.079 --> 01:15:33.460 funny, because I remember me being in a fucking 01:15:33.460 --> 01:15:37.079 dome in my 20s. Yes. Father Time has a baseball 01:15:37.079 --> 01:15:39.380 bat, and Father Time is not afraid to use it. 01:15:40.359 --> 01:15:43.340 If you don't believe me, look, go through a yearbook, 01:15:43.380 --> 01:15:45.960 and then think of a man. I was a senior pro. 01:15:46.819 --> 01:15:50.539 Oh, yeah. Yes, I was in a fucking G -string. 01:15:50.920 --> 01:15:59.880 Senior pro. We're out. Which one? OP. Oh, I forgot 01:15:59.880 --> 01:16:02.180 there was one in OP. I'm used to them being in 01:16:02.180 --> 01:16:05.159 Cozumel. Well, there's an overall Quivira or 01:16:05.159 --> 01:16:11.680 some shit. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking Senior 01:16:11.680 --> 01:16:13.600 Frogs. I don't even think it's there anymore 01:16:13.600 --> 01:16:16.760 in Cozumel. Senior Frogs went half on the beach. 01:16:16.979 --> 01:16:20.659 That place is insane. I've seen some crazy shit. 01:16:21.149 --> 01:16:24.510 Yeah, I forgot there was one in Kansas for a 01:16:24.510 --> 01:16:29.329 while. Okay. Okay, now this freezes. It was a 01:16:29.329 --> 01:16:32.750 party in College Park is what it was. Yes, it 01:16:32.750 --> 01:16:36.609 was. And the one in Cozumel is you had to get 01:16:36.609 --> 01:16:40.609 near the ship and you still had an hour or so 01:16:40.609 --> 01:16:44.229 left and you look over and you go, hey, there's 01:16:44.229 --> 01:16:47.310 a Senor Frogs. Let's drink until they blow that 01:16:47.310 --> 01:16:49.670 fucking horn and we jump up on the pier and start 01:16:49.670 --> 01:16:54.319 running. everybody did that so all right um this 01:16:54.319 --> 01:16:58.180 leads us to the feature email all right rob i 01:16:58.180 --> 01:17:00.359 understand mark this is a little serious but 01:17:00.359 --> 01:17:04.079 i figure we probably better cover it okay rob 01:17:04.079 --> 01:17:06.720 i understand mark and his medical issues and 01:17:06.720 --> 01:17:09.300 not being able to live in the sticks the fact 01:17:09.300 --> 01:17:12.800 is health care is subpar in rural areas i would 01:17:12.800 --> 01:17:15.439 know this as a traveling nurse the difference 01:17:15.439 --> 01:17:17.739 between the rural medical care and the city's 01:17:17.739 --> 01:17:20.859 medical care is night and day My question is 01:17:20.859 --> 01:17:23.479 this. What are you going to do when you get older 01:17:23.479 --> 01:17:26.539 and you need some consistent medical care? This 01:17:26.539 --> 01:17:29.699 will be an issue at some point. You just cannot 01:17:29.699 --> 01:17:32.500 rely on the urgent care as your primary doctors. 01:17:33.020 --> 01:17:37.850 Tracy and Bridgeport. And another thing I can 01:17:37.850 --> 01:17:40.489 add is Tracy's completely right. How many of 01:17:40.489 --> 01:17:43.350 these hospitals, a great portion of these hospitals 01:17:43.350 --> 01:17:46.369 in rural America, have went bankrupt and left, 01:17:46.529 --> 01:17:48.970 and they don't have any medical care at all. 01:17:49.109 --> 01:17:51.930 Anyhow, go ahead. Sorry. Here's where I'm at 01:17:51.930 --> 01:17:55.890 on that. Okay. I still have my job in Canton, 01:17:56.090 --> 01:18:02.970 which my insurance covers any late regional visits. 01:18:03.829 --> 01:18:07.579 Mm -hmm. which is 45 minutes wait you know i'm 01:18:07.579 --> 01:18:12.260 over there five days a week anyway okay so you 01:18:12.260 --> 01:18:14.619 know i can make my doctor's appointments over 01:18:14.619 --> 01:18:19.300 there and even if i take a day off it's a 45 01:18:19.300 --> 01:18:26.920 minute drive um now when i get older that's yet 01:18:26.920 --> 01:18:30.699 to be seen depending on what health care i have 01:18:32.300 --> 01:18:34.899 Yeah, I mean, hopefully by then they figured 01:18:34.899 --> 01:18:37.399 out something. Because a half hour from here, 01:18:37.560 --> 01:18:43.340 we have Bolivar, which has a major hospital. 01:18:43.439 --> 01:18:45.800 And how about Springfield? Springfield has a 01:18:45.800 --> 01:18:47.600 good one. Yeah, you got Springfield. You got 01:18:47.600 --> 01:18:51.720 Mercy and Cox. And actually, that's what I was 01:18:51.720 --> 01:18:53.340 trying to tell you about Bolivar. I'm thinking 01:18:53.340 --> 01:18:57.779 Bolivar is Mercy, I think. Yeah, yeah, Mercy 01:18:57.779 --> 01:19:13.399 is a string of hospitals down there. who work 01:19:13.399 --> 01:19:18.500 at a decent price. So it's not a problem because 01:19:18.500 --> 01:19:22.500 my doctors are over there. I'm still part of 01:19:22.500 --> 01:19:26.899 that. I have to go get a yearly physical every 01:19:26.899 --> 01:19:31.439 year for our insurance company, which I'm getting 01:19:31.439 --> 01:19:34.340 ready to do. I'm going to have to go do that. 01:19:35.000 --> 01:19:38.180 And it's going to be over in Canada, so I'm good 01:19:38.180 --> 01:19:46.329 for now. Until then. Tracy was not being a smartass 01:19:46.329 --> 01:19:48.350 or anything like that, by the way. No, no, no, 01:19:48.350 --> 01:19:52.250 no. I understand that question 100 % because 01:19:52.250 --> 01:19:56.909 you go from living in a big town with everything 01:19:56.909 --> 01:20:01.109 to the sticks. I get that question. I really 01:20:01.109 --> 01:20:04.649 appreciate that question, Tracy. I do, too. It's 01:20:04.649 --> 01:20:12.579 a caring question. That is stuff. Yeah, I think 01:20:12.579 --> 01:20:16.220 we all do. I'm 57. You know, I had to think about 01:20:16.220 --> 01:20:21.359 that. And I pretty much got it lined out. Now, 01:20:21.359 --> 01:20:25.420 we'll see how things play out the way it is. 01:20:26.260 --> 01:20:29.979 Okay. Thank you, Tracy. What a great email. And 01:20:29.979 --> 01:20:33.399 thank you, Rob. That's awesome. Do you want to... 01:20:33.399 --> 01:20:37.319 I tell you, that's one of my favorite shit. That's 01:20:37.319 --> 01:20:40.060 a really... Yeah. All right, cool. Yeah. Thank 01:20:40.060 --> 01:20:42.600 you, Tracy. Right back, please. That was a great, 01:20:42.640 --> 01:20:46.579 great email. So that's the end of the email. 01:20:46.659 --> 01:20:49.079 So, Rob, I think you might have a bag of garbage 01:20:49.079 --> 01:20:52.500 or something you want to get to. Yeah, so I got 01:20:52.500 --> 01:20:57.060 one tonight. So here we go. Good. And then after 01:20:57.060 --> 01:20:59.159 we come back from the break, we can go into the 01:20:59.159 --> 01:21:01.420 vacuum fucker. I don't know why I'm reaching 01:21:01.420 --> 01:21:05.180 in. I had to. God damn, I'm telling you, I got 01:21:05.180 --> 01:21:10.180 to change that damn bag. That was nasty. Okay. 01:21:12.380 --> 01:21:17.279 All right. In 1961, three identical triplets 01:21:17.279 --> 01:21:21.819 were born and then torn apart. Each was placed 01:21:21.819 --> 01:21:25.920 with a different adoptive family, raised in separate 01:21:25.920 --> 01:22:11.680 worlds, one working class, The mannerisms, tastes, 01:22:12.140 --> 01:22:14.979 and behaviors mirrored each other so closely 01:22:14.979 --> 01:22:39.760 that it seemed almost supernatural. Clandestine. 01:22:40.260 --> 01:22:50.779 Clandestine. Clandestine. Yeah. A study on nature 01:22:50.779 --> 01:22:55.560 versus nurture. Researchers have deliberately 01:22:55.560 --> 01:22:59.600 split the boys to see how environment influenced 01:22:59.600 --> 01:23:04.500 development without informing them of their adoptive 01:23:04.500 --> 01:23:11.229 families. Wow. exposing the ethical abyss of 01:23:11.229 --> 01:23:14.670 treating human lives as laboratory subjects. 01:23:15.189 --> 01:23:19.449 The story later chronicled in documentaries and 01:23:19.449 --> 01:23:25.050 books remains one of modern psychology's most 01:23:25.050 --> 01:23:47.720 extraordinary and chilling. Geez. Yeah. These 01:23:47.720 --> 01:23:52.960 boys were separated, and then they found each 01:23:52.960 --> 01:23:56.899 other as teenagers, and everything was... But 01:23:56.899 --> 01:24:01.579 yeah, it was one of those conspiracy theory things. 01:24:02.060 --> 01:24:05.979 Mm -hmm. We're just going to leave it at that. 01:24:06.180 --> 01:24:08.000 Yeah, it'd be one of those things that you wouldn't 01:24:08.000 --> 01:24:11.119 believe unless you really... Yeah. But in the 01:24:11.119 --> 01:24:19.189 60s, that was a thing. Yeah. It really was. pretty 01:24:19.189 --> 01:24:23.750 well proven yeah yeah i know that too i i think 01:24:23.750 --> 01:24:25.550 most people probably know that's pretty common 01:24:25.550 --> 01:24:29.510 knowledge at this point but wow right okay well 01:24:29.510 --> 01:24:33.770 i don't i don't know how our fans how big our 01:24:33.770 --> 01:24:38.029 fans are into the conspiracy theories so i i 01:24:38.029 --> 01:24:40.350 would think that a majority of them are more 01:24:40.350 --> 01:24:42.930 i'm getting more and more because more and more 01:24:42.930 --> 01:24:49.180 yeah um i think that our type of a program commands 01:24:49.180 --> 01:24:52.680 that type of a listener really yeah that's just 01:24:52.680 --> 01:24:55.380 my thoughts i could be wrong so it's not like 01:24:55.380 --> 01:24:59.279 i'm a research uh service or something but that's 01:24:59.279 --> 01:25:01.460 the way i kind of view it right so all right 01:25:01.460 --> 01:25:04.279 um let's take our second break i'm gonna come 01:25:04.279 --> 01:25:08.579 back with the uh vacuum fucker sound good oh 01:25:08.579 --> 01:25:17.039 i can't wait okay we'll be right back People 01:25:17.039 --> 01:25:19.640 often ask, how do we cram so much money into 01:25:19.640 --> 01:25:23.079 one little show? Well, it's simple. We buy funny 01:25:23.079 --> 01:25:26.779 in bulk on the Internet. Hey, Mark, you're wanted 01:25:26.779 --> 01:25:29.039 at the front door. There's a big bag of funny 01:25:29.039 --> 01:25:32.420 they need you to sign for. Okay, thanks a lot. 01:25:32.500 --> 01:25:34.279 I'll be right there. I'm still sorting out the 01:25:34.279 --> 01:25:36.979 funny we got from yesterday. There's your answer. 01:25:37.020 --> 01:25:40.119 We buy funny in bulk on the Internet. Christopher, 01:25:40.439 --> 01:25:43.000 you know our elaborate prank section, right? 01:25:43.180 --> 01:25:45.460 Mm -hmm. Okay, well, I've got one for you. I 01:25:45.460 --> 01:25:48.920 never told you about Babble Snatch, have I? No. 01:25:49.039 --> 01:25:51.100 Okay, even if I did, just say I didn't know. 01:25:51.960 --> 01:25:54.319 He knows nothing about Babble Snatch. Yeah, I 01:25:54.319 --> 01:25:56.779 think I remember a name like Babble Snatch. Okay. 01:25:56.899 --> 01:26:00.279 Well, Babble Snatch, this is back in the 80s, 01:26:00.279 --> 01:26:03.340 probably mid -80s, best guess. Could have been 01:26:03.340 --> 01:26:07.199 87 at the latest, but anyhow. Yeah, I used to 01:26:07.199 --> 01:26:09.039 go to the 7 -Eleven in Belvedere, which isn't 01:26:09.039 --> 01:26:11.000 there now. It was knocked down and then replaced 01:26:11.000 --> 01:26:15.310 way later by a quick trip. But anyhow, I used 01:26:15.310 --> 01:26:16.909 to go in there all the time and, you know, go 01:26:16.909 --> 01:26:19.149 in there and buy sodas and shit and whatever, 01:26:19.390 --> 01:26:22.909 you know, rolling papers for my friends, not 01:26:22.909 --> 01:26:25.810 for me. And anyhow, you know, just shit like 01:26:25.810 --> 01:26:30.090 that. So anyhow, there's this guy in there. I 01:26:30.090 --> 01:26:32.369 don't know, you know, I think he hated long hairs 01:26:32.369 --> 01:26:34.770 or something. But anyhow, I noticed he was nice 01:26:34.770 --> 01:26:37.409 to everybody but me. Like I'd be like third in 01:26:37.409 --> 01:26:40.189 line. And anyhow, you know, the first guy, hey, 01:26:40.210 --> 01:26:43.479 Mr. Jones, how you doing? oh man yeah nice weather 01:26:43.479 --> 01:26:47.539 hey how's the kid you know next person hi loretta 01:26:47.539 --> 01:26:50.399 how you doing oh man yeah yeah yeah everything's 01:26:50.399 --> 01:26:52.680 going good man i got the got the old tourist 01:26:52.680 --> 01:26:55.220 running really good yeah yeah come by man we'll 01:26:55.220 --> 01:26:58.359 the old tourist yeah you know i come up there 01:26:58.359 --> 01:27:06.229 142 so how you doing 142 Okay, here you go. And 01:27:06.229 --> 01:27:08.069 I'm like, what the hell? How come this guy hates 01:27:08.069 --> 01:27:10.869 me? And every time I go in there, nice as pie 01:27:10.869 --> 01:27:13.229 to everybody but me, it's like, just like, it 01:27:13.229 --> 01:27:16.729 ought to be 249. So, weather's pretty nice out 01:27:16.729 --> 01:27:20.430 there. Thanks, bye. I'm like, that motherfucker. 01:27:21.109 --> 01:27:23.750 So he did this so many times and he just never 01:27:23.750 --> 01:27:25.729 talked to me. He wouldn't even like hardly look 01:27:25.729 --> 01:27:28.329 at me, you know. And I never did nothing to this 01:27:28.329 --> 01:27:30.569 fucker that I know of. You know, maybe someone 01:27:30.569 --> 01:27:32.609 said something like this guy said, you know, 01:27:32.630 --> 01:27:36.050 that you're a... dick or maybe someone's screwing 01:27:36.050 --> 01:27:37.289 with him. Like, hey man, you think she's got 01:27:37.289 --> 01:27:40.369 a nice ass? Who knows? Whatever the fucking deal 01:27:40.369 --> 01:27:42.369 was, the guy was just a complete tool bag to 01:27:42.369 --> 01:27:44.350 me constantly. So I was like, all right, bitch. 01:27:44.810 --> 01:27:46.390 So I go home and I think about it. I'm like, 01:27:46.489 --> 01:27:51.109 okay. So I start calling up and I go, hey, you 01:27:51.109 --> 01:27:54.149 got any Babble Snatch gum? What? Babble Snatch. 01:27:54.729 --> 01:27:58.029 Everybody, I mean, I bought it from there a couple 01:27:58.029 --> 01:28:00.810 of weeks ago. Stuff is fucking awesome, man. 01:28:01.149 --> 01:28:03.010 I'll tell you what, man, talk to your manager 01:28:03.010 --> 01:28:05.630 about it. Is this like a breath -freshening gum? 01:28:06.010 --> 01:28:09.529 I don't, you know. Maybe a bubble gum? I just 01:28:09.529 --> 01:28:12.729 came up with it. And anyhow, the guy, he bit 01:28:12.729 --> 01:28:15.529 on it, you know. He was like, oh, yeah, I'll 01:28:15.529 --> 01:28:17.829 check on it for you. That's awesome. Hey, thanks, 01:28:17.930 --> 01:28:19.949 man. I appreciate it. So anyhow, so I called 01:28:19.949 --> 01:28:22.050 back a little bit later. Yeah, someone called 01:28:22.050 --> 01:28:25.310 earlier, you know. And anyhow, I'm sure we have 01:28:25.310 --> 01:28:27.229 it here somewhere. But, you know, I'll talk to 01:28:27.229 --> 01:28:28.949 my manager about it tonight, and we'll see what 01:28:28.949 --> 01:28:31.340 we can do. So anyhow. I have a couple other people 01:28:31.340 --> 01:28:33.539 call it about babble snatch gum and, you know, 01:28:33.539 --> 01:28:35.279 and they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, 01:28:35.319 --> 01:28:37.239 we're, we're working on getting it in. Okay. 01:28:37.319 --> 01:28:40.000 You know, the regional manager, we called him 01:28:40.000 --> 01:28:41.699 and he said that he was going to work on getting 01:28:41.699 --> 01:28:44.760 it in here. And, and I go, well, you know, I 01:28:44.760 --> 01:28:46.979 bought it the other day and it's just so good. 01:28:47.020 --> 01:28:49.279 And they believe me. I go, man, this gum is just 01:28:49.279 --> 01:28:51.859 so great tasting. And he's like, it's babble 01:28:51.859 --> 01:28:53.720 snatch, right? Yeah. Babble snatch. That's the 01:28:53.720 --> 01:28:56.060 name of it. Okay. All right. I would have loved 01:28:56.060 --> 01:28:58.420 to listen to another conversation when he's asking 01:28:58.420 --> 01:29:01.409 the regional manager. about Babble Snatch. Oh, 01:29:01.630 --> 01:29:04.960 yeah. So, you know, anyhow. I called down there 01:29:04.960 --> 01:29:06.840 the next day, and I go, hey, man, you know, you 01:29:06.840 --> 01:29:08.579 got that Babble Snatch gum? You know, the guy's 01:29:08.579 --> 01:29:10.380 like, oh, hang on, hang on. I think it's in. 01:29:10.500 --> 01:29:12.819 We just had a load. Hang on. So, anyhow, so the 01:29:12.819 --> 01:29:14.739 guy's like, you know, and this is the guy I hated, 01:29:14.840 --> 01:29:17.659 the Paul guy. So, anyhow, he's like, yeah, hang 01:29:17.659 --> 01:29:19.859 on a second. So, I hear him like, yeah, hey, 01:29:19.960 --> 01:29:21.819 I'm going to go to the back there, and it's in 01:29:21.819 --> 01:29:23.439 one of the boxes. They said it was coming in 01:29:23.439 --> 01:29:26.279 today. So, all right, no big deal. So, I hear 01:29:26.279 --> 01:29:27.979 him go back there. I hear some rustling, and 01:29:27.979 --> 01:29:30.159 a couple people come in. Then he stops. He goes 01:29:30.159 --> 01:29:33.359 up there. Oh, yeah, it'll be 1242. Okay, thank 01:29:33.359 --> 01:29:34.869 you. Have a good day. And then he helps someone 01:29:34.869 --> 01:29:37.689 else. I hear him go back again. I hear him wrestling 01:29:37.689 --> 01:29:40.050 through some more boxes. Meanwhile, I'm laughing 01:29:40.050 --> 01:29:43.689 my ass off. Anyhow, this guy, he like for like 01:29:43.689 --> 01:29:45.930 20 minutes is looking for babble snatch gum. 01:29:48.220 --> 01:29:51.979 So anyhow, so like finally, like a half hour 01:29:51.979 --> 01:29:53.579 later, he comes back. He goes, man, he goes, 01:29:53.699 --> 01:29:55.640 look, I know we're going to have it in by the 01:29:55.640 --> 01:29:58.479 end of the day. I talked to my manager. Okay. 01:29:58.600 --> 01:30:00.739 All right, man. All right. I'll come in at night 01:30:00.739 --> 01:30:02.720 and I'll get some gum and save some for me, man. 01:30:02.779 --> 01:30:06.579 Okay. My name's Billy. I'll be in. Okay, okay, 01:30:06.680 --> 01:30:08.539 all right. I'll save you some Babel Snatch gum. 01:30:08.600 --> 01:30:11.659 No problem. So a couple hours later, I call up, 01:30:11.720 --> 01:30:13.619 and I talk to the manager. The manager's like, 01:30:13.699 --> 01:30:15.520 yeah, yeah, I ordered some a couple days ago, 01:30:15.600 --> 01:30:17.520 and it should be in. If it's not in right now, 01:30:17.560 --> 01:30:18.979 it's going to be in by the end of the day. I 01:30:18.979 --> 01:30:21.340 guarantee you. So I don't know how the hell they 01:30:21.340 --> 01:30:23.680 ordered it, because there was no such thing as 01:30:23.680 --> 01:30:26.760 Babel Snatch gum. I made the shut up, and all 01:30:26.760 --> 01:30:28.579 of a sudden, I mean, everybody wanted this fucking 01:30:28.579 --> 01:30:32.380 Babel Snatch gum, and it never did exist. Matter 01:30:32.380 --> 01:30:34.819 of fact, this prank guy, so good to where i ended 01:30:34.819 --> 01:30:37.560 up this is you know in the 80s before digital 01:30:37.560 --> 01:30:40.239 cameras even let alone you know there are phone 01:30:40.239 --> 01:30:43.699 cameras and all the you know photoshop and everything 01:30:43.699 --> 01:30:47.500 no we had to like cut stuff out of wrappers and 01:30:47.500 --> 01:30:50.720 stuff and make a fake babble snatch gum and take 01:30:50.720 --> 01:30:54.289 an old faction fashion like uh Polaroid type 01:30:54.289 --> 01:30:56.029 of picture. I forgot what it was. It could have 01:30:56.029 --> 01:30:58.189 been one of those little box cameras back then. 01:30:58.310 --> 01:31:00.090 Probably the only thing I could afford, you know. 01:31:00.350 --> 01:31:02.689 Hey, we actually took a picture of the Babble 01:31:02.689 --> 01:31:05.649 Snatch gum. And a guy went in there. He goes, 01:31:05.710 --> 01:31:07.489 hey, man, I need this. The guy's like, I know, 01:31:07.510 --> 01:31:09.250 I know, I know, man. We're working on getting 01:31:09.250 --> 01:31:11.029 it in. It's hard to get, man. Everybody wants 01:31:11.029 --> 01:31:14.390 this Babble Snatch gum. So anyhow, I guess the 01:31:14.390 --> 01:31:16.529 whole moral of the story is don't be a dick to 01:31:16.529 --> 01:31:18.210 me because then I'll do something like that. 01:31:18.369 --> 01:31:20.970 And even now, to this day, I'll have a couple 01:31:20.970 --> 01:31:22.590 people on my friends list every now and then 01:31:22.590 --> 01:31:24.989 like, send me a little message. He'll go, Babble 01:31:24.989 --> 01:31:28.529 Snatch. I'm like, ah! I remember one time I was 01:31:28.529 --> 01:31:32.529 like working up in fucking New York or something 01:31:32.529 --> 01:31:34.949 and all of a sudden I get a ding and like I'm 01:31:34.949 --> 01:31:37.289 on top of this fucking skyscraper they were putting 01:31:37.289 --> 01:31:40.369 in glass and I look down and it says Babble Snatch. 01:31:40.489 --> 01:31:46.029 I'm like, fuck! I'm up there dying in this glass 01:31:46.029 --> 01:31:47.890 about ready to fall and kill a hundred people. 01:31:49.640 --> 01:31:51.939 They recover your body and they look at your 01:31:51.939 --> 01:31:54.199 phone. Well, the last text you received said 01:31:54.199 --> 01:31:59.859 Babble Snatch. We better look into this. By some 01:31:59.859 --> 01:32:05.880 guy named Dirtbag. Yeah. So anyhow, that is my 01:32:05.880 --> 01:32:09.159 elaborate prank section of this. Unless we throw 01:32:09.159 --> 01:32:11.500 some more in there, but anyhow. Babble Snatch. 01:32:11.520 --> 01:32:16.060 Never forget it. This name lives on. Your mama's 01:32:16.060 --> 01:32:19.079 so depressing, blues singers come to visit her 01:32:19.079 --> 01:32:21.800 when they got writer's block. Tomorrow morning, 01:32:21.819 --> 01:32:23.979 while grinding your coffee beans for your double 01:32:23.979 --> 01:32:27.000 mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals 01:32:27.000 --> 01:32:30.300 caught in the grinder. It really hurts, and who 01:32:30.300 --> 01:32:33.600 could afford plastic surgery? Stay safe, everyone. 01:32:37.659 --> 01:32:44.760 Oh, Lord, that man just sawed a puppy in half. 01:32:45.069 --> 01:32:48.170 Hey there, don't worry. I have a clown nose. 01:32:52.770 --> 01:32:57.869 Oh no! That drunk guy just hit my child! It's 01:32:57.869 --> 01:33:13.560 okay. I have a clown nose. Clown doses are sold 01:33:13.560 --> 01:33:15.079 at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. 01:33:15.279 --> 01:33:19.619 Grab one today and make magic happen. Hey there, 01:33:19.699 --> 01:33:22.579 slap nuts. It's time for the Creeps Music News. 01:33:25.180 --> 01:33:27.720 Hey, my little pumpkin seeds. This is Johnny 01:33:27.720 --> 01:33:30.939 Rohypnol with your music news. Ozzy Osbourne 01:33:30.939 --> 01:33:33.920 in collaboration with Liquid Death sold 10 empty 01:33:33.920 --> 01:33:37.260 crushed ice tea cans containing his DNA for $450 01:33:37.260 --> 01:33:40.340 each. The cans are part of a promotion called 01:33:40.340 --> 01:33:43.779 Infinitely. recyclable Aussie. They have since 01:33:43.779 --> 01:33:46.380 sold out. The cans were sealed in lab jars and 01:33:46.380 --> 01:33:49.539 contain a sample of Aussie saliva. This is Johnny 01:33:49.539 --> 01:33:52.699 Rohypnol. That was your music news, and remember, 01:33:52.880 --> 01:33:59.060 bar chords are bullshit. This is Joshua Belmont, 01:33:59.119 --> 01:34:01.960 your food for thought man on The Hustle. Today, 01:34:02.039 --> 01:34:05.619 we would like to celebrate Mr. Timothy J. Brottux, 01:34:05.859 --> 01:34:09.140 who is credited for the invention of two -ply 01:34:09.140 --> 01:34:13.119 toilet paper. Because of you, Timmy, we no longer 01:34:13.119 --> 01:34:16.699 have to spend ten minutes scrubbing our fingernails 01:34:16.699 --> 01:34:20.500 after every dump. Mr. Bratox, you are a true 01:34:20.500 --> 01:34:25.960 hero. The apocalypse just happened. You don't 01:34:25.960 --> 01:34:28.220 know what to do. You don't know where to go. 01:34:28.640 --> 01:34:33.119 But we can tell you what you can eat. During 01:34:33.119 --> 01:34:36.239 an apocalypse, don't forget the nuts. Hickory 01:34:36.239 --> 01:34:39.630 nuts, that is. Yeah, we know hickory wood gets 01:34:39.630 --> 01:34:42.470 all the glory and all the love. Everyone loves 01:34:42.470 --> 01:34:44.630 the hickory trees. They cut them down and they 01:34:44.630 --> 01:34:49.069 make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats. 01:34:49.130 --> 01:34:52.350 They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal. But 01:34:52.350 --> 01:34:55.090 little does anyone know about the hickory nuts. 01:34:55.350 --> 01:34:59.350 During an apocalypse, hickory nuts could be the 01:34:59.350 --> 01:35:02.460 best thing you can find. Hickory nuts can be 01:35:02.460 --> 01:35:05.359 eaten raw, toasted, or added to various recipes. 01:35:05.739 --> 01:35:08.359 Their rich, buttery flavor and crunchy texture 01:35:08.359 --> 01:35:10.979 make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet 01:35:10.979 --> 01:35:13.859 and savory dishes. You can use hickory nuts to 01:35:13.859 --> 01:35:17.060 make nut butter, pesto, or even a unique hickory 01:35:17.060 --> 01:35:20.539 nut milk. There are five types of hickory nuts. 01:35:21.060 --> 01:35:24.680 Bitter nut hickory, shag bark hickory, pig nut 01:35:24.680 --> 01:35:27.840 hickory, mocker nut hickory, and smooth bark 01:35:27.840 --> 01:35:31.260 hickory. Hickory trees are considered part of 01:35:31.260 --> 01:35:33.920 the walnut species and are plentiful at least 01:35:33.920 --> 01:35:37.159 around Missouri and surrounding areas. So, during 01:35:37.159 --> 01:35:39.460 an apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts. 01:35:40.439 --> 01:35:43.060 Since the dawn of time, weird shit has happened. 01:35:43.199 --> 01:35:46.479 Strange occurrences, unexplained phobias, and 01:35:46.479 --> 01:35:49.199 other odd happenings. Over the next minute, we 01:35:49.199 --> 01:35:51.779 would like to bring you odd, rare phobias and 01:35:51.779 --> 01:35:55.560 conditions. Perry -Romberg Syndrome. Cause is 01:35:55.560 --> 01:35:58.779 unknown. No known cure. And extremely rare. Parts 01:35:58.779 --> 01:36:01.359 of the face slowly wither. Over years, muscles, 01:36:01.520 --> 01:36:03.760 skin, even bones, shrink on one side of the face, 01:36:03.800 --> 01:36:05.680 causing disfigurement when it stops progressing. 01:36:06.779 --> 01:36:10.819 Great news, assholes. You can now email the douches 01:36:10.819 --> 01:36:14.680 anytime, anywhere. In the middle of the job interview. 01:36:14.960 --> 01:36:19.039 No big deal. Taking a bath? No problems there. 01:36:19.359 --> 01:36:23.880 Tap dancing. Easy as pie. Just send it to 2douches 01:36:23.880 --> 01:36:27.000 at mail .com. Do it now, pussies, or I'll smash 01:36:27.000 --> 01:36:45.979 you in the junk. Two douchebags and microphone, 01:36:46.380 --> 01:36:49.119 I am here at the Kansas City studio, that is 01:36:49.119 --> 01:36:53.819 named the Talk is Cheap studio, and my name is 01:36:53.819 --> 01:37:03.979 Mark, and I make goat noises. And I am Rob, in 01:37:03.979 --> 01:37:06.960 Wheatland, Missouri, home of the magnificent 01:37:06.960 --> 01:37:11.079 Lucas Oil Speedman water track, and also home 01:37:11.079 --> 01:37:14.300 of Hickam O's Country Store. where you can find 01:37:14.300 --> 01:37:18.399 all your needs, including a selfie with the green 01:37:18.399 --> 01:37:23.760 St. Clair dinosaur in the Duck Live studio. Thank 01:37:23.760 --> 01:37:28.020 you, Rob. All right, like we were talking about 01:37:28.020 --> 01:37:31.560 before, a man was arrested after engaging in 01:37:31.560 --> 01:37:34.579 sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner at a 01:37:34.579 --> 01:37:40.399 resort. Kissimmee, Florida, of course. WKRC. 01:37:41.479 --> 01:37:44.960 TV, I believe, a man was arrested after he allegedly 01:37:44.960 --> 01:37:47.560 engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum 01:37:47.560 --> 01:37:51.199 cleaner while at a resort. According to a statement 01:37:51.199 --> 01:37:55.100 issued by Osceola County Sheriff's Office, 51 01:37:55.100 --> 01:38:00.039 -year -old Kevin Dale Westerhold, if you got 01:38:00.039 --> 01:38:02.159 three names, you're guilty, right? Kevin Dale 01:38:02.159 --> 01:38:04.819 Westerhold. Three -name people are always guilty. 01:38:08.880 --> 01:38:12.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah, like John Wayne Gacy or Mark 01:38:12.140 --> 01:38:17.880 David Chapman. Yeah, yeah. So, the 51 -year -old 01:38:17.880 --> 01:38:21.819 Kevin Dale Westerhold of Aveda, Florida, was 01:38:21.819 --> 01:38:24.020 taken into custody after an alleged incident 01:38:24.020 --> 01:38:27.159 involving a vacuum cleaner. Per the statement, 01:38:27.260 --> 01:38:30.079 deputies responded to the Windsor Hills Resort 01:38:30.079 --> 01:38:33.680 in Kissimmee, Florida, last Thursday after receiving 01:38:33.680 --> 01:38:36.800 reports of a man exposing himself in front of 01:38:36.800 --> 01:38:39.760 a residence. Witnesses provided statements and 01:38:39.760 --> 01:38:42.479 a cell phone recording of a partially clothed 01:38:42.479 --> 01:38:47.000 male engaged in inappropriate conduct. Documents 01:38:47.000 --> 01:38:52.180 obtained by WKMG state that witnesses provided 01:38:52.180 --> 01:38:55.720 recordings on a mobile device that allegedly 01:38:55.720 --> 01:38:58.899 shows a suspect engaged in a sexual performance 01:38:58.899 --> 01:39:02.739 with a vacuum cleaner. The suspect, later identified 01:39:02.739 --> 01:39:05.399 as Westerhold, left before deputies arrived. 01:39:05.739 --> 01:39:07.600 He must have finished, right? Don't you think? 01:39:08.680 --> 01:39:12.279 Yeah. Yeah, he was going to go have a cigarette 01:39:12.279 --> 01:39:17.859 and probably sleep. So, the suspect, later identified 01:39:17.859 --> 01:39:20.199 as Westerhold, left before deputies arrived. 01:39:20.340 --> 01:39:22.880 Further investigation revealed Westerhold and 01:39:22.880 --> 01:39:26.899 his wife are Airbnb hosts in Grassendale Street 01:39:26.899 --> 01:39:31.779 at the Altman Loop. A complaint from January 01:39:31.779 --> 01:39:37.760 21, 2026 included ring camera video of a nude 01:39:37.760 --> 01:39:41.100 male in a shared hallway. Additional statements 01:39:41.100 --> 01:39:46.479 and blink audio footage from Ultiman Loop residents 01:39:46.479 --> 01:39:49.680 reported similar behavior. Previously reported 01:39:49.680 --> 01:39:53.640 to the HOA in December. So he'd been a serial 01:39:53.640 --> 01:39:59.909 vacuum fucker, it sounds like. So, Department 01:39:59.909 --> 01:40:05.569 of... This hotel it happened at... Well, go ahead. 01:40:06.170 --> 01:40:09.050 Oh, okay. He was booked into the Seminole County 01:40:09.050 --> 01:40:12.689 Jail, charged with exposure of sexual organs. 01:40:12.850 --> 01:40:15.409 But what were you saying? I'm sorry. Okay, well, 01:40:15.569 --> 01:40:20.729 the story I read had a little more added to it. 01:40:20.850 --> 01:40:25.649 Oh, okay. His wife ran that hotel. Oh, okay. 01:40:25.729 --> 01:40:35.159 I didn't get that on this one. Okay, I believe 01:40:35.159 --> 01:40:40.600 it. That's very believable. So, yeah, that makes 01:40:40.600 --> 01:40:44.140 things even a little more awkward. Yeah. Yes. 01:40:46.439 --> 01:40:53.500 Wow. Wow. All right. That's all I got, Rob. Go 01:40:53.500 --> 01:40:58.659 ahead. Sorry, next one. Okay, well, I hope I 01:40:58.659 --> 01:41:01.579 don't step on sports bastards here. Yeah, go 01:41:01.579 --> 01:41:06.069 ahead. We don't care at Sports Bastards. We don't 01:41:06.069 --> 01:41:08.010 have any pride at all, so go right on ahead. 01:41:08.069 --> 01:41:11.350 Listen to the show. Well, I'm going into the 01:41:11.350 --> 01:41:15.869 halftime show. Oh, with Bad Bunny? Bad Bunny, 01:41:16.109 --> 01:41:22.250 yes. Okay, yeah. Okay, well, whatever. I'm talking 01:41:22.250 --> 01:42:59.750 about Bad Bunny, not you. Okay. Okay. Bob Barker's 01:42:59.750 --> 01:43:53.380 nephew. Okay. Anyhow, go ahead. Allegedly. to 01:43:53.380 --> 01:43:58.100 sell the NFL Network and other assets to ESPN 01:43:58.100 --> 01:44:02.779 in exchange for a 10 % stake in the media company. 01:44:30.180 --> 01:44:32.960 Okay, so he's afraid. Okay, I got it. He's afraid 01:44:32.960 --> 01:45:17.100 it won't go through. I am like a lot of America, 01:45:17.239 --> 01:45:28.829 I think, at this point. This is my opinion. Yeah, 01:45:28.930 --> 01:45:32.289 yeah. Let's get some country. Let's have some 01:45:32.289 --> 01:45:35.649 variety. I have nothing against hip -hop. For 01:45:35.649 --> 01:45:38.329 how many years now? Yeah, I have nothing against 01:45:38.329 --> 01:45:41.869 hip -hop. I want variety. I don't either. Yeah. 01:45:41.949 --> 01:45:46.470 But I would like to see some of these rock and 01:45:46.470 --> 01:45:49.590 roll. I would have liked to see Aerosmith take 01:45:49.590 --> 01:45:51.970 the stage one time. That would have been cool. 01:45:52.130 --> 01:45:55.010 Yeah, I mean, I would like to see variety. Somebody 01:45:55.010 --> 01:45:59.409 that's going out. Ozzy could have been there, 01:45:59.590 --> 01:46:02.909 but they would not allow him because they're 01:46:02.909 --> 01:46:07.510 too busy playing hip -hop. Well, you know... 01:46:07.510 --> 01:46:13.829 Okay. You get Jennifer Lopez. You get all kinds 01:46:13.829 --> 01:46:33.399 of people. Oh, that would be cool. No, Rush is. 01:46:33.680 --> 01:46:37.039 No, I know they are. I know. They're doing their 01:46:37.039 --> 01:46:39.180 tour with a chick drummer that's really good. 01:46:39.460 --> 01:46:44.319 Yeah. So, you see what I mean? Yeah, I get what 01:46:44.319 --> 01:46:47.539 you mean. Let's change it up. Let's change it 01:46:47.539 --> 01:46:52.779 for everybody. Not just one group. And that's 01:46:52.779 --> 01:46:55.380 all they're doing. That's all they've been doing. 01:46:55.819 --> 01:47:03.300 Yeah. Yeah. I don't watch the halftime show. 01:47:03.319 --> 01:47:05.439 Most of the times I just, like, leave. I go do 01:47:05.439 --> 01:47:08.619 something else because I'm really not that up 01:47:08.619 --> 01:47:12.300 on what's going on and the younger music and 01:47:12.300 --> 01:47:14.899 all that, so I don't really care about it. But 01:47:14.899 --> 01:47:16.920 I would just like to see more variety, and I 01:47:16.920 --> 01:47:19.119 think it would make sense. But, you know what, 01:47:19.159 --> 01:47:21.520 whatever. I'm probably not even going to watch 01:47:21.520 --> 01:47:23.699 the Super Bowl this year. I don't care for either 01:47:23.699 --> 01:47:26.979 team in the least. I wish I could both lose. 01:47:27.079 --> 01:47:32.420 It would be great. What, a Super Bowl? Well, 01:47:33.460 --> 01:47:37.840 no, a game this year. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, well, 01:47:37.979 --> 01:47:40.859 you picked a good year. You took a good year. 01:47:41.579 --> 01:47:47.979 And it's good to be too much bullshit. Interesting 01:47:47.979 --> 01:47:50.260 side note, you know that Broncos were in the 01:47:50.260 --> 01:47:53.880 championship game. And I think some people know 01:47:53.880 --> 01:47:55.659 this, but I was talking to people at work. A 01:47:55.659 --> 01:47:59.069 lot of people don't know what happened. Bo Nix, 01:47:59.130 --> 01:48:01.409 you know, he shattered his ankle or something 01:48:01.409 --> 01:48:06.890 like that on the final play of the divisional 01:48:06.890 --> 01:48:08.930 game right before the championship game, so he 01:48:08.930 --> 01:48:10.430 couldn't play in the championship game. He was 01:48:10.430 --> 01:48:14.390 out for the season. Sean Payton's end -of -the 01:48:14.390 --> 01:48:19.380 -year press conference, he mentioned... Someone 01:48:19.380 --> 01:48:22.380 mentioned about, you know, Bo Nix's ankle. And 01:48:22.380 --> 01:48:25.000 Sean Payton went into how many surgeries he had 01:48:25.000 --> 01:48:27.520 in high school and college, I believe, on that 01:48:27.520 --> 01:48:30.100 ankle. And he went on to say he was joking, but 01:48:30.100 --> 01:48:32.960 I didn't see him laughing. He said if he would 01:48:32.960 --> 01:48:34.460 have known that, he would have never drafted 01:48:34.460 --> 01:48:39.319 him. So that's kind of, to me, kind of a questionable 01:48:39.319 --> 01:48:43.520 statement, don't you think, Rob? Because he didn't 01:48:43.520 --> 01:48:46.060 laugh or anything after that. But okay, let's 01:48:46.060 --> 01:48:48.699 see. Let's say he was joking. Now let's get to 01:48:48.699 --> 01:48:52.699 Bo Nix. Bo Nix called a conference. He didn't 01:48:52.699 --> 01:48:55.079 have one scheduled. He called a conference the 01:48:55.079 --> 01:48:57.979 next day. He got all the media together to speak 01:48:57.979 --> 01:49:01.619 to them, and he had a rebuttal. He wasn't happy 01:49:01.619 --> 01:49:04.119 about that, and I don't blame him. He said, you 01:49:04.119 --> 01:49:09.279 know, my coach should not have been disclosing 01:49:09.279 --> 01:49:13.720 information about my past surgeries when he doesn't 01:49:13.720 --> 01:49:19.159 know anything about them. And that's significant. 01:49:19.539 --> 01:49:23.560 That's HIPAA law stuff right there, right? You 01:49:23.560 --> 01:49:25.260 know, you can't speak about someone's medical. 01:49:25.600 --> 01:49:28.899 Yeah, and also Bo Nix is kind of like it. He 01:49:28.899 --> 01:49:31.960 didn't know anyhow. Why he said that doesn't 01:49:31.960 --> 01:49:35.039 make any sense. You know, he was pretty irritated, 01:49:35.220 --> 01:49:38.300 obviously. That is something to watch right there 01:49:38.300 --> 01:49:42.819 because I am in Bo Nix's side 100%. You don't 01:49:42.819 --> 01:49:44.779 speak about other people's medical conditions 01:49:44.779 --> 01:49:48.840 ever. You know, not like that, not in that. And 01:49:48.840 --> 01:49:51.960 you don't broadcast it to the public, and especially 01:49:51.960 --> 01:49:54.619 without their consent or their knowledge about 01:49:54.619 --> 01:49:57.460 it, and they find it out through media or something. 01:49:57.659 --> 01:50:00.699 I'm pretty sure he was pretty pissed. So we're 01:50:00.699 --> 01:50:03.359 going to see what happens with that. But, you 01:50:03.359 --> 01:50:07.279 know, Sean Payton is not looking very good over 01:50:07.279 --> 01:50:08.840 there. A lot of people have been stepping out 01:50:08.840 --> 01:50:11.020 and saying, you know, the guy's kind of an asshole. 01:50:11.659 --> 01:50:13.619 We're going to see what happens there. I mean, 01:50:13.640 --> 01:50:15.699 I know they like to win, but we'll see. You know, 01:50:15.720 --> 01:50:17.899 sometimes you can asshole yourself right out 01:50:17.899 --> 01:50:20.659 of the business. It's happened plenty of times. 01:50:20.920 --> 01:50:26.460 Sean Payton was part of the New Orleans deal. 01:50:26.859 --> 01:50:30.260 Yeah, yeah. Bounty Gate. He was head coach at 01:50:30.260 --> 01:50:33.439 the time. Yeah, Bounty Gate. Yeah. That's where 01:50:33.439 --> 01:50:44.520 your good old buddy Greg Williams. He's the one 01:50:44.520 --> 01:50:46.939 that got it. He was defensive. Sean Payton had 01:50:46.939 --> 01:50:51.619 to know something about it. It was talked about 01:50:51.619 --> 01:50:53.920 back then. Of course he knew something about 01:50:53.920 --> 01:50:56.920 it, yeah. Yeah, it was talked about back then. 01:50:57.399 --> 01:51:01.979 Yeah, yeah. So, yep. Going to be interesting 01:51:01.979 --> 01:51:04.460 to see what happens with that, and nor do I care. 01:51:04.560 --> 01:51:07.300 I'm not a Broncos fan in the least, and it would 01:51:07.300 --> 01:51:12.119 be fine with me if they imploded again. All right. 01:51:13.000 --> 01:51:15.300 We're Chiefs fans. They're in our league. We 01:51:15.300 --> 01:51:17.500 want them to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I want 01:51:17.500 --> 01:51:20.039 to say we beat their ass two times a year for 01:51:20.039 --> 01:51:26.100 infinity. So, all right. It is 935. You and I 01:51:26.100 --> 01:51:29.220 both have employment that we have to reach tomorrow. 01:51:29.439 --> 01:51:32.439 So, I think we're probably going to be able to 01:51:32.439 --> 01:51:36.180 agree. That's what reminded me. Sorry. Hey, I'm 01:51:36.180 --> 01:51:39.899 in the same boat. I'm not giggling and pointing. 01:51:40.439 --> 01:51:45.720 I'm just saying. So, um, anyhow, uh, thank you 01:51:45.720 --> 01:51:48.220 everybody for listening. I don't have an update 01:51:48.220 --> 01:51:50.859 on Opal, but you know what? I mean, I don't think 01:51:50.859 --> 01:51:52.659 I'm going to be getting regular updates cause 01:51:52.659 --> 01:51:56.039 I think it is what it is. So, uh, anyhow, Jimmy, 01:51:56.079 --> 01:51:59.039 hang in there. We love you. Um, we love you. 01:51:59.680 --> 01:52:03.680 So, all right, everybody, thank you for listening. 01:52:04.260 --> 01:52:11.789 Good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks like the 01:52:11.789 --> 01:52:14.829 show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea 01:52:14.829 --> 01:52:18.850 and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. 01:52:18.890 --> 01:52:21.109 They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.