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Hey, my fellow heavy breeders. This is Dash Riptide.

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Your music news. Joe Walsh is selling his guitar

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collection. Would be cool if he had a couple

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extra G's. Probably hundreds of extra G's. There

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will be auction off this February. Google the

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site. It's kind of a long web address. And I

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would be going on for a long time trying to explain

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it to you. Guess the Eagles didn't split any

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cash they grabbed with him. Thousands of G's

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for their tickets, and they have their old guitar

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selling as shit. Kind of sad. Just saying. This

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is Gash Riptine, and that was your music news.

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If it's too loud, you probably have ear damage,

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just like me. Alright. Music creeps. All right.

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That sounded more like creaking bed springs.

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It did, but it was still funny enough to break

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me there. Oh, God. I just had a flashback to

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one of my most horrifying memories. Okay. I'd

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gone to Columbia with some friends of mine to

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just hang out and go to a party. Some friends

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were already living there. And we needed a place

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to crash for the night. And the downstairs neighbor

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said, Hey, you guys can crash here, no problem.

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And she and one of the guys that I brought along

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with me hooked up on the living room floor while

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I was trying to sleep on the living room couch.

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I bet that happened before. And I had to hear

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this guy lose his virginity. I bet his butt hurt.

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Oh, it might have. But man, the next day he couldn't

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wait to tell us all about it. It was like, Phil,

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no, I don't want to hear it. You had to listen

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to it last night. Yes. I heard all the little

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wet noises last night. I don't need to know.

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That's just like Mitch, one of our regular emailers

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that wouldn't let us know who he was. He knew

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me and Rob. Yeah. And he let a little information

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go, and I remembered what it was. He didn't like

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me very much, and I remember what it was. So

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we were in a car. It was a bus girl's car. This

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is when we both worked at Jesse Jones. Her name

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was Denise, and we're both at the same party.

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And she goes, hey, have you drank anything? I'm

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like, no. I go, I got to work in the morning.

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She goes, well, you drive my car. We got to drive

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some people home. I'm like, because she was trash.

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I'm like, okay, no problem. So I'm driving, and

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Mitch and this girl named Jessie, a little biracial

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girl, really nice, from Brandon, they hooked

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up in the back seat. And, you know, sometimes

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you can... Get some smells and some sounds, right?

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Yeah. Okay, well, Denise looks at me and she

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whispers, are they fucking? And I look in the

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river and I go, uh, yeah. And she's like, what

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do we do? So I pump on the brakes a couple of

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times and I go, fuck! And all of a sudden you

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see some rust and whoa, whoa, whoa, cop! And

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then I pull over, and Mitchell is what he called

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himself at the time. Now he calls himself Mitch.

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Did I run that guy off? I hope so. I hope so,

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too. So all of a sudden, he runs out in the field

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with a fucking boner and his pants down, falling

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down. And anyhow, we're all laughing at him.

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He's out there looking around and shit. Where's

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the cop? Oh, he went on. Motherfucker. So when

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he let loose with that, I remember Mitchell,

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not Mitch, Mitchell and me and Rob were having

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fun with him now. But anyhow, that's just another

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fuck story. So, all right. Anyhow, what do you

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want to go into? Right off the bat, I want to

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tell you my Jaguar story. Okay. Remember when

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Bud Light decided to reinvent their brand with

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Dylan Mulvaney, the trans spokesperson? Yep,

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and I want to say this real quick for the lady

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that did that. They told her to do something

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that was going to be shocking, and she did. Controversial

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and out there, yeah. Yeah, so they're kind of

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contradictory on that because that's what she

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did, but go ahead. Well, the Jaguar car company

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has done one better than that in the spectacular

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way they're committing suicide as a company.

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Jaguar, not too long back, was sold, along with

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Land Rover, to an Indian car company called Tata

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Motors. What a name. Tata, yeah. Tata. The CEO

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of Jaguar, I think they changed to a new guy,

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and the new CEO said they looked at their sales

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figures, and pretty much every year their sales

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were pretty much steady or declining. They realized

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that the typical Jaguar clientele was getting

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older and dying, and new people weren't becoming

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Jaguar customers. So their customer base was

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basically aging out and dying off. So they decided,

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we're going to do something brand new and exciting

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and new. What they chose was to reinvent themselves

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as an electric car company only, which is bad

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enough. But here's the way they implemented it.

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Number one, they said, we're ceasing production

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of all cars. Every car we currently make, stopping

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production, never going to make any of them ever

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again. The next thing they did is they went online

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and deleted their entire online presence. Discussion

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forums, frequently asked questions, database

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for information and parts. Discussion groups

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about the legacy models and all these things.

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Deleted it all. As if they're completely trying

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to erase their entire history and legacy. Just

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gone overnight. And the showrooms are now empty.

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Not a single car coming. And then they said,

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okay, wait for two years. And late 2026, we're

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going to introduce the new car line. And then

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they redid their logo, completely removed the

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Jaguar cat, and now it's spelled with lowercase

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J -A, uppercase G, uppercase U, lowercase A -R.

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And as far as I know, people are made fun of

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who makes upper and lowercase. Yeah. That's kind

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of a meme. Here they're doing it. Okay, not too

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long back, they introduced the two new models.

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Turned out there's just one model. It's the Type

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00. And you remember the old Dodge Magnum wagons?

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They kind of look like a station wagon, but real

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beefy and thick. Vaguely, yeah. Cross that with

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a Cybertruck, and that's about what this car

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looked like. And they're available in two colors,

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pink and baby blue. These are basically concept

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cars that they aren't even going to make. Wow.

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And they told her right in front, oh, these are

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just concept cars. These aren't what we're going

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to make. Why the fuck are you showing them to

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me? And then they came out with a commercial.

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And you've got to Google this commercial. It's

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called Jaguar Copy Nothing. Okay. The entire

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32nd spot, there's not a single car. Not a single

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road. Nobody's driving anything. Instead you

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have eight people in bright colors and abstract

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clothing with bizarre hairstyles and every one

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of them you can't tell what gender they are,

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if any. And they're stomping and marching around

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in this hot pink lunar landscape with paintbrushes

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and sledgehammers doing weird things while slogans

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appear on the screen like delete ordinary and

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break barriers and copy nothing and blah blah

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blah. So these weird, bizarre -looking androgynous

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people stomp around doing these weird things,

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and in the end they show the Jaguar a new logo

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that says Copy Nothing. Not a single car in evidence

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anywhere. Nothing about what they are, what they're

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going to do. It's just noise. And Elon Musk had

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the most widely copied response when Jaguar was

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so proud in announcing on social media about

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their new ad campaign, and his response was,

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do you sell cars yeah and that's what everybody

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started copying is like we can't even tell if

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you sell cars anymore what the hell are you yeah

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and someone commented on their their type zero

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zero prototype they said zero zero yeah that's

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how many you're gonna sell but they're still

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almost a year from having anything in the showrooms

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to sell and right now they're just a smoking

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ruin They're absolutely nothing like they ever

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were. They can never go back to that. It's time

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for a different car company to buy them pennies

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on the dollar and rebuild the brand. That's all.

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They're not going to be able to do it themselves

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because they fucked it up too bad. They're going

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to have to actually sell it. And someone's going

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to have to come up and, yeah. Well, now the engineer

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that they hired to design their new prototypes

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and cars, he originally came out with three different

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Land Rover models that were very popular and

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very well received. But now he's come out with

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this, and they fired him. They've already dumped

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his ass. Just gone from the company. They didn't

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even send him back to Land Rover where he was

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doing well. They just dumped him. He was like,

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no, you can't do anything. I think I would agree

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with him. Yeah. At this point, I don't see anything

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for Jaguar except... making parts for their existing

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cars, but they pretty much shit on everybody

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who ever bought a Jaguar before. Basically told

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them, we don't want you, we don't need you, we

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don't pretend you own, even exist. That's why

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Ford or somebody needs to buy them and go, we're

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taking this over, we're going to rebuild this

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brand, you watch. I think you could get them

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really cheap right about now. Yeah. If I was

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another car company, a prominent one, I would

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buy them and then advertise on that and go, we're

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changing this around, stay tuned. Yeah, regenerate

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Lee Iacocca. Yes. There's a British car show

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that I used to watch called Top Gear. It was

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on from like 2003 to like 2020 or something like

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that. And they were excellent at following the

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car manufacturing industry, especially in Britain.

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And it was a great show. It was fun. It was funny.

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It was really beautifully photographed, etc.

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I really wish they were still together making

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that show because I'd love to hear what those

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guys have to say about Jaguar. But right now

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they're all off on other things and there's just

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no reason for them to comment on it. So they're

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not saying anything. But they would really let

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them have it. I would encourage people to go

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out and Google the Jaguar Copy Nothing ad and

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then the response. A bunch of videos will come

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up showing the response to it and everybody's

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opinions about how awful it is. Wow. You think

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people would have learned their lesson by now,

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but I guess some companies, the corporate culture

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is so amazingly out of touch that they honestly

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think spending close to a billion dollars on

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something like this is a really good business

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move. I call that a lazy. That's a front office

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lazy move. I know. What do you do? It's like,

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oh, we're going to hire somebody. Don't worry

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about it. I mean, all you have to do is ask anybody.

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Is this going to work? And they'll all just laugh

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at you. No, that's not going to work. Number

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one, they go, are you serious? Yeah. And number

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two, they're going to go, no. Yeah, yeah. And

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I think the only people who would have been all

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for it are the ones who are never going to buy

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a Jaguar anyway. They're just not. True. So it's

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bizarre. The demographic they're going after

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is never going to spend that much money on a

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car. I really don't know what the point is other

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than just destroy the car brand for no reason.

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Yeah. Yeah. All right. Thank you. Do you want

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to go into these lead singers that we think would

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make the hottest looking chicks? I think so.

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And this is in their prime. Oh, yeah. Definitely

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in their prime. If I say Vince Neil, don't think

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of the one right now. No. If I say David Lee

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Roth, don't think of the one right now. No. Oh,

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gosh. Uncle Creepy. Yes. Great Uncle Creepy.

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He would be an excellent Uncle Creepy. Yeah.

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Yep. Oh, yeah. He could do Mr. Creepy. We could

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bring him back with David Lee Roth's guy. Yeah.

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Wow. Hey. Oh, my God. But you got there, little

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kitty. Whoa, hey. Wow. I want to be your ice

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cream man, little girl. I got your sucker. Woo,

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hey, whoa. Yeah, I can definitely see David Lee

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being just horribly inappropriate and thinking

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he's cool. Oh, I could, too. I could, too. You

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know what's funny? When he was a little kid,

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he was this annoying, hyper... asshole that nobody

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could stand yep and then when he got older and

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he got better looking and his dad had money so

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he bought him a big ass pa system then suddenly

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everybody wanted him in their band yes now he's

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just that annoying hyper creepy kid again that

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nobody can stand but i gotta give him credit

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in his prime he is probably the greatest lead

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uh not singer showman showman ever yeah yeah

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i mean kind of like aussie well aussie's in that

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same category too yeah singing not the best Definitely.

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I mean, although I think Ozzy was better than

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David Monroe. Well, hell, look at Alice Cooper.

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That guy can't sing very well at all. No, but

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he made a living off of it. Yes, he did. He's

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very entertaining. He doesn't sing all that well.

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He's a hell of an harmonica player, though. Okay,

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that's good. He plays an amazing harmonica. So

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is Ozzy. Yeah. Or was. Yeah. Okay, so, you know,

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I'll tell you what. I mean, all of them did a

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great job, though. So, all right. You got your

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first one? Jim Morrison. Formerly of the Doors.

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I'm going to take him off of here. I got him

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on here. No, I didn't put him on the final list.

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All right. No, I did. Okay. Yeah, I would agree.

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Jim Morrison, definitely. Yeah. Yeah. A little

00:14:48.340 --> 00:14:51.240
extra estrogen, a little less testosterone. Oh,

00:14:51.259 --> 00:14:53.220
fuck yeah. Yeah, he could have been a pinup girl.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Yep. Allegedly. Allegedly. Put

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a set of double C's on him in his fucking set.

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Yeah. A little eyeliner. Oh, fuck. Whole meaning

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to the song, Touch Me. True. My first one is

00:15:12.759 --> 00:15:15.679
Michael Hutchins. Oh, I had him too, yeah. Oh,

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yeah, in excess. Yeah. He was smooth. Oh, man.

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Oh, my God. He was probably heavily downloaded.

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The image. For guys and gals. When he died, he

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was downloading. That's true. Or trying to. Yeah.

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The most auto -erotic asphyxiation gone wrong.

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Yeah. Allegedly. Allegedly. Kind of like the

00:15:38.820 --> 00:15:42.639
kung fu actor, David Carradine. Yeah. Allegedly,

00:15:42.639 --> 00:15:45.799
he was dangling from his neck while his dick

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was in his hand. This is the result of getting

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anything you want, whatever you want, and you're

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fucking bored. Yeah. Honestly. I mean, I... Hutchins

00:15:54.320 --> 00:15:56.279
could get any woman he wanted. I mean, he was

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a very desired, good -looking guy. It just blows

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my mind how anybody could get bored with a vagina.

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I know. I just don't see it. No. Endless possibilities.

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Well, it's got to be something about you're glad

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-handed constantly and there's nowhere to go,

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I guess. Yeah. It's available 24 -7. It just

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loses its being special. I guess so. I mean,

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yeah. It would have been a nice predicament to

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be in, wouldn't it? Yeah. But, no, we were not

00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:25.039
granted that. Yeah. All right, let's go to your

00:16:25.039 --> 00:16:29.700
next one. Lenny Kravitz. I got him too. There's

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obvious ones for sure. I think he could definitely

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pull that off. He'd have the swagger and the

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personality. Just a slightly different sperm

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had met the egg way back when. I think, what

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would the name be? Lisa Kravitz or something?

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Lisa Kravitz, yes. Lisa Lenny, yeah. It may still

00:16:50.919 --> 00:16:54.500
would have wound up with Lisa Bonet. And also,

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I'll go to this, too. I mean, Lenny Kravitz is

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one of those guys that you can look at and go,

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oh, that's a good -looking guy. Because guys

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don't have that thing that females do. Females

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can walk up and tell if another female's good

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-looking. A guy can't really, I mean, a gay guy

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probably, but us, we can't really tell. But Lenny

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Kravitz is one of those guys that you walk up

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and go, oh, that guy's a good -looking guy. You

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can tell. He's got these pristine, perfect pictures.

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Yeah, pretty much any woman I've ever been in

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a long -term relationship with, when she says,

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you know, I think these men are attractive and

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these men aren't, I'm puzzled. It's like, that's

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not what I would think. I would think women would

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be all over these guys and look at those guys

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and go, eh? Well, men are more aesthetically

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looking at looks where women are like the charisma,

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the charm. That's true. That's a lot of it, yeah.

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And that's how kind of like Jelly Roll is a sought

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-out meal, or, you know, I think it's with somebody,

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but so is Meatloaf. Paul Young. Steven Tyler,

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who's ugly as a box of rocks, just from a physical

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standpoint. If he was just some shoe salesman

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from Albuquerque, nobody would want to sleep

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with him. No, that's right. And how about like

00:18:04.400 --> 00:18:07.259
Paul Young, remember him? Yeah. Long hair, short

00:18:07.259 --> 00:18:10.420
guy. Women were all over him, but he was rather

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courtly and kind of dumpy. Yeah. So that's the

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thing about women is they aren't just like the

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looks. If the guy's got a good amount of swagger

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and can present it right, they don't care. So

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guys are still guys. They're like, no, I don't

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want to. All right. I got Prince. Yeah. Prince

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is a very good one. Do you have him or not? I

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thought about it, but I didn't put him down.

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Well, I know it was obvious, but I figured because

00:18:38.049 --> 00:18:40.029
it was obvious, I had to put him down. Yeah.

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All right. Elvis Presley. Oh, shit. That's what

00:18:46.440 --> 00:18:48.759
I didn't get, but I agree with 100%. Yeah, that

00:18:48.759 --> 00:18:50.980
guy. He was another guy that you could look at

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and go, oh, that's a good -looking guy. Yeah,

00:18:52.660 --> 00:18:55.359
yeah. And he knew how to work it. Yes, he did.

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He had to be taught how to work it, but he absolutely

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got it right. But he did it right. Yes, he did.

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Fucking 3 ,000 screaming women didn't lie. Yep.

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Well, even when he was fat, he still got the

00:19:08.279 --> 00:19:12.019
women. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So, I agree. When

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he quit eating those Goober burgers and the banana

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sandwiches, yes. I have Mr. W. Axel Rose. And

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W. Axel Rose's actual official name. William

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Axel Rose or just W? Just W. Never said what

00:19:30.079 --> 00:19:33.140
the W's for, but he came out. It was W. Axel

00:19:33.140 --> 00:19:36.000
Rose. And if you ask him now, he'll go, yeah,

00:19:36.079 --> 00:19:39.359
my name is W. Axel Rose. But our word goes by

00:19:39.359 --> 00:19:45.319
Axel. Don't call him Waxel. Waxel. Yeah, I could

00:19:45.319 --> 00:19:47.420
say Axel Rose in his prime, definitely. He would

00:19:47.420 --> 00:19:49.099
have had that. Not now, he looks like Buster

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Brown. As a girl, he would have that closing

00:19:52.940 --> 00:19:56.720
time girl, kind of rough. party girl look. Yeah,

00:19:56.819 --> 00:19:58.299
yeah, yeah. The one that's like, well, she'll

00:19:58.299 --> 00:20:02.480
work. She has to. Yeah, yeah. She wouldn't probably

00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:04.380
be the prettiest, but would probably give you

00:20:04.380 --> 00:20:07.859
the night to remember. Yes, yeah, yeah. Emotionally

00:20:07.859 --> 00:20:13.579
scarred. Yes. I could never smell banana cream

00:20:13.579 --> 00:20:20.180
again without thinking of her. Yes. So anyhow,

00:20:20.319 --> 00:20:25.789
Mr. W. Axl Rose gets on my list. What about Peter

00:20:25.789 --> 00:20:29.009
Frampton? Yeah, damn it. That's what I completely

00:20:29.009 --> 00:20:31.609
didn't even think of. Big eyes and the long curls.

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Okay, you're right. I mean, all the hair is all

00:20:35.069 --> 00:20:36.430
gone now. Well, he was almost a female according

00:20:36.430 --> 00:20:40.509
to Pamela DeBarn, the famous plaster caster lady.

00:20:40.670 --> 00:20:43.230
Yeah, he's kind of hung like a girl. Yeah, I

00:20:43.230 --> 00:20:45.930
guess she couldn't really casterize that. It

00:20:45.930 --> 00:20:50.609
was not enough. Yeah. Not enough of it. Let me

00:20:50.609 --> 00:20:52.890
mix up a quarter cup of plaster here. That's

00:20:52.890 --> 00:20:57.289
all I need. Yeah. Ms. Galveston's stepdaughter.

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It is. What's your name? Weezy? Yeah. Weezy.

00:21:01.589 --> 00:21:05.690
Weezy. Weezy. All right. Short for Weeza. Weeza,

00:21:05.710 --> 00:21:10.609
yeah. Well, Lisa. Well, Lisa. Yeah. All right.

00:21:10.630 --> 00:21:13.450
The next one I got would be Jim Dandy to the

00:21:13.450 --> 00:21:18.529
rescue. Oh, yeah. Yeah. In his prime, of course.

00:21:18.569 --> 00:21:21.829
Not now. Yeah. In his prime. Yeah. He was kind

00:21:21.829 --> 00:21:26.859
of a... We seem a little unhinged. He wasn't.

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Go Jim Dandy, go. Anyone that would stand there

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and shake his ass while he has his backup singer

00:21:32.799 --> 00:21:36.380
singing, Go Jim Dandy, go. He's got some issues.

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He probably does. All right, go ahead. My next

00:21:39.539 --> 00:21:45.220
would be David Gilmour. Big soulful eyes. Full

00:21:45.220 --> 00:21:48.369
lips. Yeah, that would translate pretty well.

00:21:48.430 --> 00:21:51.410
Full of angst. Yes. Yeah, a female, he'd be unpredictable

00:21:51.410 --> 00:21:54.670
in bed. Yeah. Smack you in the face and then

00:21:54.670 --> 00:21:59.529
say, I love you so much. You know I didn't mean

00:21:59.529 --> 00:22:01.950
it right. I meant that one. Hang on, where's

00:22:01.950 --> 00:22:03.890
that cattle prong? Hang on, hang on, hang on.

00:22:03.950 --> 00:22:08.670
What'd you say? And then after that, I'm going

00:22:08.670 --> 00:22:13.359
to get the sewing needle. What? All right, and

00:22:13.359 --> 00:22:14.940
then after that, I shouldn't have even done this,

00:22:14.980 --> 00:22:18.700
but David Lee Roth, so obvious. Yeah, yeah. Not

00:22:18.700 --> 00:22:22.720
now. I think I left him off, but... Hey there,

00:22:22.779 --> 00:22:25.660
slapmets. It's time for The Creeps Music News.

00:22:28.339 --> 00:22:30.839
Hey, my little pumpkin seeds. This is Johnny

00:22:30.839 --> 00:22:35.119
Rohypnol with your music news. John Karabi, former

00:22:35.119 --> 00:22:38.839
lead singer of Motley Crue and The Scream, has

00:22:38.839 --> 00:22:41.579
a new album coming out on April 24th called New

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Day. You can pre -order the album online. The

00:22:44.579 --> 00:22:47.519
effort features guitars like Richard Fortis from

00:22:47.519 --> 00:22:50.359
Guns N' Roses, Paul Taylor from winger Steve

00:22:50.359 --> 00:22:54.140
Perry on keyboards, Marty Freckerson, producer

00:22:54.140 --> 00:22:56.839
and multi -instrumentalist, and Charlie Starr

00:22:56.839 --> 00:22:59.759
from Blackberry Smoke on guitar solos, alongside

00:22:59.759 --> 00:23:03.359
Evan Freckerson on drums and bass. This should

00:23:03.359 --> 00:23:05.920
be a pretty good album. Sure has a lot of talent

00:23:05.920 --> 00:23:09.799
to go with it. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That

00:23:09.799 --> 00:23:12.609
was your Music News, and remember, Bar chords

00:23:12.609 --> 00:23:18.450
are bullshit. I should have and almost did, but

00:23:18.450 --> 00:23:20.329
what the hell. You know what, it's more content.

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It's alright, we can agree in his day, yes. My

00:23:25.109 --> 00:23:28.809
next one is David Bowie. Did I even put him,

00:23:28.869 --> 00:23:30.970
I didn't even put him on here. Wow, you're right.

00:23:31.130 --> 00:23:33.809
He did make a decent looking female several times.

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Bad teeth, but you know, you can overlook that.

00:23:36.089 --> 00:23:41.150
You're British. Yeah, British teeth. Yeah. So,

00:23:41.509 --> 00:23:45.170
all right. I got Nuno Betancourt. Yes, I put

00:23:45.170 --> 00:23:48.269
that. What is he, Brazilian? Something like,

00:23:48.329 --> 00:23:49.630
yeah, I think he is Brazilian. Somewhere South

00:23:49.630 --> 00:23:53.599
America. He's tall, slender. You can tell he's

00:23:53.599 --> 00:23:56.000
a good -looking guy. He's got great hair, great

00:23:56.000 --> 00:23:59.460
smile. With a German -sounding lane by Bettencourt

00:23:59.460 --> 00:24:02.099
and a South American heritage, you've got to

00:24:02.099 --> 00:24:04.619
wonder who escaped Germany in the 40s and landed

00:24:04.619 --> 00:24:07.720
in there. If I was him, I would be looking up

00:24:07.720 --> 00:24:09.920
his ancestry. There might be some Nazis that

00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:13.119
ran away. Linda Ronstadt is the same way. Her

00:24:13.119 --> 00:24:15.720
father, Ronstadt, is German, but her mother is

00:24:15.720 --> 00:24:18.460
Hispanic. That's why she had so many Spanish

00:24:18.460 --> 00:24:24.519
languages. Or South America, probably. A lot

00:24:24.519 --> 00:24:26.900
of Germans had their eyeballs on South America

00:24:26.900 --> 00:24:29.180
for a getaway after the war. Yeah, nobody could

00:24:29.180 --> 00:24:31.700
find them there. They'd go in the middle of fucking

00:24:31.700 --> 00:24:34.119
Peru and nobody's getting them. It's like, oh

00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:35.539
yeah, there's an old man that lives in there.

00:24:36.319 --> 00:24:39.059
You know, whatever. Angel of death himself, Joseph

00:24:39.059 --> 00:24:42.180
Mengele. He lived down there, lived his life,

00:24:42.240 --> 00:24:44.579
and died. And it was, you know, more than a decade

00:24:44.579 --> 00:24:46.579
after his death, they figured out that's who

00:24:46.579 --> 00:24:49.480
it was. I know. Dug him up, did DNA. Yep, that's

00:24:49.480 --> 00:24:52.759
him. That's him. Yep. Well, Hitler got away too,

00:24:52.900 --> 00:24:55.319
although they don't like to publicize that. And

00:24:55.319 --> 00:24:58.400
the burnout bunker was not Avobron and Adolf

00:24:58.400 --> 00:25:00.220
Hitler. No, it was one of his lookalikes. Yes.

00:25:00.279 --> 00:25:03.920
Yeah. So where did he go? And that piece of skull

00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:06.500
that Joseph Stalin kept in his safe that he was

00:25:06.500 --> 00:25:10.400
sure was a woman's skull. The DNA says it was

00:25:10.400 --> 00:25:13.240
a woman's skull. Oh, my God. Can you imagine?

00:25:13.319 --> 00:25:16.380
The afterlife is like, who's going to tell him?

00:25:16.700 --> 00:25:18.819
You've been fondling the skull of a different

00:25:18.819 --> 00:25:23.380
corpse. Yes. What? How embarrassing. So for that,

00:25:23.460 --> 00:25:26.299
you get the dummy room over in the corner. Yes,

00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:30.809
you're put on this cone -shaped hat. All right,

00:25:30.849 --> 00:25:34.569
so I came up with David Bowie. Okay. Brett Michaels,

00:25:34.769 --> 00:25:38.990
of course. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Make him take the

00:25:38.990 --> 00:25:41.549
headband off, the do -rag off his head. Oh, you

00:25:41.549 --> 00:25:43.809
know what? Actually, I'll scratch him out. We

00:25:43.809 --> 00:25:46.430
can't have a bald -headed woman. Yeah. I mean,

00:25:46.430 --> 00:25:48.890
I'm sure he's got no hair at all under that thing.

00:25:48.970 --> 00:25:50.650
Oh, I think so, because he never takes it off.

00:25:50.750 --> 00:25:52.509
Yeah. Never. He never wants. Never, never, never,

00:25:52.589 --> 00:25:54.509
never, never. So he's definitely got something

00:25:54.509 --> 00:25:55.690
to hide under there. Then he's kind of full of

00:25:55.690 --> 00:25:58.869
himself anymore. It sounds like. Yeah. There's

00:25:58.869 --> 00:26:02.200
that one country singer that... bald as an egg,

00:26:02.220 --> 00:26:04.460
and he always wears the hat mushed down so his

00:26:04.460 --> 00:26:07.640
thighs barely show. Renny Zellweger married him,

00:26:07.660 --> 00:26:08.960
and then they divorced very quickly. Oh, yeah,

00:26:09.079 --> 00:26:13.700
who was it? Jason Aldean. Aldean, Aldean, yeah.

00:26:13.940 --> 00:26:17.460
Yeah, I remember when Zellweger filed for an

00:26:17.460 --> 00:26:20.180
annulment of the marriage, her claim was that

00:26:20.180 --> 00:26:22.920
he was not who he represented himself to be before

00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:27.200
the marriage. So that tells me that their sexual

00:26:27.200 --> 00:26:31.170
preferences did not match up. Oh, you're right.

00:26:31.349 --> 00:26:34.089
Yeah. Okay. Because that's all they would say.

00:26:34.109 --> 00:26:35.990
So he brought out the closet afterwards. Yes.

00:26:36.009 --> 00:26:37.710
Oh, hey, by the way, now that we're married.

00:26:38.430 --> 00:26:42.329
I want you to dress up as an eager old boy. And

00:26:42.329 --> 00:26:46.450
kick me in the nuts. And say, no, Jared, I don't

00:26:46.450 --> 00:26:50.109
want your subway. That's not a foot long. It's

00:26:50.109 --> 00:26:54.109
only 11 inches. Allegedly. Allegedly, yes. But,

00:26:54.109 --> 00:26:58.369
yeah, he, she apparently, they reached the deal

00:26:58.369 --> 00:27:00.819
to where she would, protect his secret because

00:27:00.819 --> 00:27:02.920
nothing ever happened in his career, but the

00:27:02.920 --> 00:27:05.119
two of them never, ever wanted to talk to each

00:27:05.119 --> 00:27:08.039
other again. Wow. Yeah. I was unaware of that,

00:27:08.119 --> 00:27:11.019
but I can believe it. Yeah. All right. My next

00:27:11.019 --> 00:27:14.720
up is Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam. I almost put

00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:17.039
him on there, but he's such a complainer. I was

00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:19.339
like, I don't want him on there. Yeah. She'd

00:27:19.339 --> 00:27:21.339
be the girl that, you know, she's fun overnight,

00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:23.039
but then you get in the morning and cook her

00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:25.059
breakfast, and she complains and whines at everything.

00:27:25.299 --> 00:27:26.779
I don't like my eggs like that. So you might

00:27:26.779 --> 00:27:29.799
end up just calling her an Uber. Then you move,

00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:32.240
so she can't find you again. Look, what a coincidence.

00:27:32.259 --> 00:27:37.019
There's an Uber out here. You need to go. Wow,

00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:41.940
isn't that weird how the world works? All right,

00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:45.740
my next one will be Randy Rhodes. Oh, yeah. He

00:27:45.740 --> 00:27:48.759
would have been a phenomenal looking girl. Yes,

00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:54.240
definitely. I'll go with Sebastian Bach. I think

00:27:54.240 --> 00:27:57.140
I got him on here. Yes, I do. Yeah, very much

00:27:57.140 --> 00:28:00.289
so. Not now, but back then. No, back then. Now

00:28:00.289 --> 00:28:04.029
he looks like fried shit. Yes, he does. A little

00:28:04.029 --> 00:28:06.150
bit of dog poop left out on the sidewalk on a

00:28:06.150 --> 00:28:12.930
hot day. Yep. I'm going to go with Vince Neal.

00:28:13.450 --> 00:28:17.329
Yeah? In his heyday, not now. Yeah. Steven Tyler

00:28:17.329 --> 00:28:19.890
wanted to boink him. Yeah, yeah. He looked like

00:28:19.890 --> 00:28:21.970
a lady. Until he turned around. Then he probably

00:28:21.970 --> 00:28:24.420
still wanted to boink him. Yeah, he... Yeah,

00:28:24.440 --> 00:28:26.180
I think that's back in the days when he was like,

00:28:26.259 --> 00:28:29.460
I don't care, just get him here. I'll figure

00:28:29.460 --> 00:28:31.660
it out when I get there. He was next door neighbors

00:28:31.660 --> 00:28:34.640
with Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a Half

00:28:34.640 --> 00:28:38.099
Men. There was a period in that show where Steve

00:28:38.099 --> 00:28:41.440
and Tyler lived next door to the character Charlie

00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:44.119
Parker. And they hung out and they had a friendly

00:28:44.119 --> 00:28:46.980
rivalry going. Was he actually on the show? Yes,

00:28:47.039 --> 00:28:49.279
yes. Oh, wow. Came over and kicked his ass a

00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:52.460
couple of times. So I think they were friends

00:28:52.460 --> 00:28:58.019
in real life. Okay. That's cool. Yeah. All right.

00:28:58.240 --> 00:29:02.299
Yours? Robert Plant. I don't have him, but yeah,

00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:07.440
I agree with that. Yeah. Big perm. Yep. Yep.

00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:13.259
I got Jon Bon Jovi. Yeah. A little short, but

00:29:13.259 --> 00:29:15.400
that'd be all right. You know what? I mean, it

00:29:15.400 --> 00:29:18.440
doesn't matter. He still has that hair and the

00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:21.460
look. Yeah. I've got one on here. If you have

00:29:21.460 --> 00:29:23.680
him, it's going to be amazing. But we're coming

00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:26.660
up on that. I'm just picturing Jon Bon Jovi as

00:29:26.660 --> 00:29:33.380
Jane Bon Jovi on Jersey Shore. Or Bon Jovi. Fighting

00:29:33.380 --> 00:29:35.839
with Snooki and whoever the hell else is on there.

00:29:36.140 --> 00:29:38.339
Or it'd be Bon Jovi or something like that. Bon

00:29:38.339 --> 00:29:41.140
Jovi. Bon Jovi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like

00:29:41.140 --> 00:29:43.740
that. All right, you're done. With overworked

00:29:43.740 --> 00:29:47.599
hair and spray on tan. Big smile. Yes. Earth,

00:29:47.619 --> 00:29:50.259
Wind, and Fire pants that he got for like $10

00:29:50.259 --> 00:29:52.440
at the thrift store. And an enormous stud in

00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:58.759
her tongue. Yes. And sweats a lot. Yes. Yes.

00:29:59.900 --> 00:30:02.619
Robin Zander. Oh, shit. I should have got him.

00:30:02.720 --> 00:30:05.079
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. He would have been one

00:30:05.079 --> 00:30:06.960
of the better looking ones. Yeah. He would have

00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:08.619
been the snow white one. He would have been the

00:30:08.619 --> 00:30:10.980
pristine one. Yeah. Yeah. He would have been

00:30:10.980 --> 00:30:13.940
like the Stevie Nicks version. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

00:30:14.019 --> 00:30:16.079
He would have been just like phenomenal. Yeah.

00:30:16.119 --> 00:30:20.019
Ed Turner. Who's that? Oh, it could be Robin.

00:30:20.319 --> 00:30:22.680
Yeah, it could still be Robin. That's true. Okay,

00:30:22.819 --> 00:30:27.059
very good one. Did you say Billy Idol yet or

00:30:27.059 --> 00:30:29.460
not? I did not. Okay, Billy Idol would have made

00:30:29.460 --> 00:30:34.799
a good -looking chick in his heyday. Yeah. Yeah,

00:30:34.819 --> 00:30:37.740
she'd probably be the kind that's crazy in the

00:30:37.740 --> 00:30:39.960
head, crazy in the bed, probably kick your ass

00:30:39.960 --> 00:30:42.220
if you survive. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All of

00:30:42.220 --> 00:30:43.940
a sudden it's like, I love you, and then she

00:30:43.940 --> 00:30:46.099
hits you in the face with a frying pan. I told

00:30:46.099 --> 00:30:49.099
you I love you. It'd be kind of like how sex

00:30:49.099 --> 00:30:50.960
with Klingons is supposed to be. There's lots

00:30:50.960 --> 00:30:53.140
of broken bones and blood shedding and lots of

00:30:53.140 --> 00:30:55.339
screaming and violence, but you wouldn't trade

00:30:55.339 --> 00:31:00.900
it for anything. Allegedly. Allegedly. I've never

00:31:00.900 --> 00:31:03.200
had sex with a Klingon. No, me neither. Never

00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:05.339
had sex with anyone dressed as a Klingon. No,

00:31:05.359 --> 00:31:10.519
me neither. Although I asked. No. All right.

00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:15.480
Is it me or you? I think it's you. Okay. Chris

00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:18.240
Isaac. Oh, yeah. Damn it. I missed that one.

00:31:19.220 --> 00:31:22.339
Man, he was such a heartthrob when he broke in

00:31:22.339 --> 00:31:24.980
in the late 80s, early 90s. Yeah, he was. Man.

00:31:25.779 --> 00:31:28.200
He's showing some age now. He's still a pretty

00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:30.319
entertaining guy. It looks like he'd be a lot

00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:32.119
of fun to hang around with. Yeah, but you can

00:31:32.119 --> 00:31:34.119
tell he's had a few years on him, but he's still

00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:37.740
together well and does well and plays well. Yeah.

00:31:38.460 --> 00:31:44.099
Andrew Wood. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Another love bone.

00:31:44.650 --> 00:31:47.049
If that was Andrea Wood, she'd be giving wood

00:31:47.049 --> 00:31:52.029
to a lot of people. Yes. And maybe he was anyhow.

00:31:52.230 --> 00:31:55.529
I don't know. It's really flamboyant. People

00:31:55.529 --> 00:31:57.670
do just about anything for heroin. Yeah, yeah,

00:31:57.690 --> 00:32:00.710
yeah. Androgynous, very much so. And a heroin

00:32:00.710 --> 00:32:03.269
addict. So very possibly, very possibly on the

00:32:03.269 --> 00:32:05.609
radar there. Dave Mustaine once said, you know,

00:32:05.630 --> 00:32:07.289
there was a point where I would have sold my

00:32:07.289 --> 00:32:10.460
dog for a hit of heroin. And I love my dog. Yeah,

00:32:10.519 --> 00:32:12.140
he started an animal shelter. As a matter of

00:32:12.140 --> 00:32:13.779
fact, we have a music news on that that will

00:32:13.779 --> 00:32:16.299
be on here. All right, cool. Yeah, he started

00:32:16.299 --> 00:32:20.819
a huge dog shelter in Palisades maybe or something

00:32:20.819 --> 00:32:23.859
like that. Sounds right. Yeah. So anyhow, he's

00:32:23.859 --> 00:32:26.599
a good guy. I mean, he had his time where he

00:32:26.599 --> 00:32:29.519
wasn't so much, but he's a pretty good guy now.

00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:32.240
So anyhow, go ahead. I'm sorry. Yeah, I thought

00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:35.920
about very briefly putting Dave Mustaine on the

00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:37.980
list, and I thought, no, no, no. I did too, just

00:32:37.980 --> 00:32:40.990
for the ginger effect. But then I saw his latest

00:32:40.990 --> 00:32:43.990
announcement about his tour, and I'm like, no,

00:32:44.170 --> 00:32:46.470
I just can't. But then again, if I would have

00:32:46.470 --> 00:32:48.430
looked at David Lee Roth recently, I would have

00:32:48.430 --> 00:32:50.450
been like, no, I'm not going to. But anyhow,

00:32:50.650 --> 00:32:53.309
I got you. Okay, he could have been on there.

00:32:53.490 --> 00:32:54.809
Could have been. We'll just leave it at that.

00:32:55.269 --> 00:33:00.410
All right. Next up, I got David Cassidy. Oh,

00:33:00.410 --> 00:33:01.970
shit. From the Partridge family. And how about

00:33:01.970 --> 00:33:06.710
his brother, Sean? Yeah. Sean Cassidy was definitely

00:33:06.710 --> 00:33:10.819
a heartthrob. Yeah. He died early, didn't he?

00:33:11.160 --> 00:33:14.660
Did Sean die too? David died. Yeah, David Cassidy

00:33:14.660 --> 00:33:19.980
died too long back. I think I'm thinking of Andy

00:33:19.980 --> 00:33:21.519
Gibb. You are thinking of Andy Gibb. The younger

00:33:21.519 --> 00:33:23.740
brother of the Bee Gees. He died early. Yeah,

00:33:23.940 --> 00:33:26.000
he died really young. Yeah, around 30 or something.

00:33:26.000 --> 00:33:27.759
And he was never a part of the Bee Gees like

00:33:27.759 --> 00:33:30.019
a lot of people think he was. He was a solo artist.

00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:34.200
Very, very successful. Hang on, let me take a

00:33:34.200 --> 00:33:37.829
look. I think David Cassidy definitely. Yeah,

00:33:37.869 --> 00:33:42.789
David Cassidy did die a few years ago. Sean Cassidy.

00:33:44.910 --> 00:33:50.029
Not to be confused with Sean Salisbury. He's

00:33:50.029 --> 00:33:54.250
67 years old and still looks great. He does.

00:33:54.490 --> 00:33:58.009
Yeah. Oh, wow. He aged 12, didn't he? Yeah. Not

00:33:58.009 --> 00:34:01.349
like his brother. Not like Sean Salisbury. Mr.

00:34:01.470 --> 00:34:04.880
Dick Pick. Dick Pick, yeah. He's another one

00:34:04.880 --> 00:34:06.920
that got busted on that shoot. Got fired from

00:34:06.920 --> 00:34:09.739
ESPN where he's making bank because he couldn't

00:34:09.739 --> 00:34:11.739
quit sending dick pics to all the new female

00:34:11.739 --> 00:34:14.380
employees. And they gave him several chances.

00:34:14.380 --> 00:34:15.719
Oh, they gave him a lot of chances. Yeah, and

00:34:15.719 --> 00:34:17.480
then finally they're like, we cannot cover for

00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:20.800
you anymore. Yeah. So, all right, my next one

00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:23.780
would be Jakey Lee in his prime. Yeah, definitely.

00:34:23.780 --> 00:34:26.780
He would have been, yes. Especially in those

00:34:26.780 --> 00:34:29.340
tight leather pants. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:29.559 --> 00:34:34.789
Yep. I'm going to go with George Michael. Oh,

00:34:34.809 --> 00:34:38.190
yeah. Not really a rocker, but. I cannot believe

00:34:38.190 --> 00:34:39.969
I don't have George Michael on there. No, he

00:34:39.969 --> 00:34:42.769
was. Yeah. He's another guy you can walk up and

00:34:42.769 --> 00:34:45.550
go, yeah, that guy, he's good looking. He's pretty

00:34:45.550 --> 00:34:49.570
cute. Yeah, yep. I have Rick Springfield. Yeah,

00:34:49.590 --> 00:34:51.730
that's another good one. Yeah, very much so.

00:34:51.929 --> 00:34:56.570
Yeah. That smile just fucking, that smile seals

00:34:56.570 --> 00:34:59.510
him. Yeah. Hey, I'm Rick Springfield. You know,

00:35:00.070 --> 00:35:03.639
he has been head. crippling stage fright his

00:35:03.639 --> 00:35:06.920
entire performing career. And that has led to

00:35:06.920 --> 00:35:11.500
lots of abuse problems in his life. Substances

00:35:11.500 --> 00:35:16.000
or sexual addictions. Just to deal with his...

00:35:16.000 --> 00:35:18.579
All kinds of stuff. He's written many memoirs

00:35:18.579 --> 00:35:21.340
and spoke about it. He's very open about it.

00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:25.880
I really enjoy his openness. I remember my wife

00:35:25.880 --> 00:35:30.420
saw him in concert and she said... He would get

00:35:30.420 --> 00:35:33.619
a fresh guitar for every song. Really? Every

00:35:33.619 --> 00:35:35.539
single song. He'd take his guitar off and get

00:35:35.539 --> 00:35:38.880
a new one. Huh. Never the same one. I wonder

00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:41.460
why that is. The only thing I could think of

00:35:41.460 --> 00:35:44.420
was that he was... Alleviating his stage fright?

00:35:44.579 --> 00:35:47.320
I was thinking that he was selling the guitars.

00:35:48.199 --> 00:35:50.659
It's like, this guitar was used live on stage

00:35:50.659 --> 00:35:53.500
at this date and this location for this song.

00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:55.699
It can be yours for the low price of $1 ,200.

00:35:56.460 --> 00:36:02.360
Okay, that makes sense. Yeah. Okay. My last one

00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:05.440
is Ozzy. Oh, yeah. You know what? I didn't even

00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:07.880
think about that in his prime. Yeah, he'd be

00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:10.800
kind of the sloppy party girl. Yeah, yeah, but

00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:12.780
he'd be the one like, okay, I guess this will

00:36:12.780 --> 00:36:16.960
work. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, not bad. Maybe about

00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:23.039
a seven, but she'll work. Yeah. Sorry, Oz. Did

00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:26.599
you say Ian Ashbury yet? I did not. All right.

00:36:28.539 --> 00:36:32.460
Oh, you said Jim Morrison. Yes. Okay. In Ashbury

00:36:32.460 --> 00:36:36.139
of the Colt, in this prime, we looked really

00:36:36.139 --> 00:36:38.179
fucking fine with a little lipstick and a couple

00:36:38.179 --> 00:36:41.639
of knockers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would say so.

00:36:41.860 --> 00:36:45.019
Yeah. This next one's going to get you, but go

00:36:45.019 --> 00:36:47.780
ahead. I was going to say David Grohl, but we

00:36:47.780 --> 00:36:49.480
already know what he would look like as a girl

00:36:49.480 --> 00:36:51.500
because he played a girl in a lot of Foo Fighters

00:36:51.500 --> 00:36:54.119
videos. Yes. Yeah. So he would be an ugly girl.

00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:58.119
Yes, very. Yeah. How about the Nelson Brothers?

00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:01.059
Oh, yeah. And you could even bring your dad on

00:37:01.059 --> 00:37:02.860
board with that, too. Ricky Nelson. Ricky Nelson.

00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:06.079
Yeah. Yeah. You could probably throw Hanson in

00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:08.239
there, as well. Milli Vanilli in there, too.

00:37:08.420 --> 00:37:12.820
Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah, Nelson Brothers.

00:37:13.059 --> 00:37:15.840
Definitely. Definitely Nelson. Yeah. Didn't they

00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:19.849
turn country? I think I remember a picture of

00:37:19.849 --> 00:37:22.110
them with long blonde hair and cowboy hats. I

00:37:22.110 --> 00:37:25.130
think they did way after the fact in an attempt

00:37:25.130 --> 00:37:27.769
to try to be relevant again, which rarely works.

00:37:27.989 --> 00:37:32.769
And then finally I have Greg Jafria. Oh, yeah.

00:37:33.409 --> 00:37:37.590
You remember long blonde hair? Mm -hmm. Decent

00:37:37.590 --> 00:37:40.489
looking guy. I think he'd be very well in, yeah.

00:37:41.269 --> 00:37:44.769
Yeah. Yeah. You know, we ought to contact these

00:37:44.769 --> 00:37:47.059
people and tell them, you know, hey. You ever

00:37:47.059 --> 00:37:47.960
thought about switching? You think you're going

00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:51.239
to be much better once you switch. Pretty much

00:37:51.239 --> 00:37:53.340
all of them have enough money to pay their way

00:37:53.340 --> 00:37:56.940
through it. Alright, that's all I got on those.

00:37:57.019 --> 00:38:01.079
You didn't have any more either. You want to

00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:03.059
do some bullet points? I would love to do some

00:38:03.059 --> 00:38:08.019
bullet points. Guns N' Roses is the only band

00:38:08.019 --> 00:38:10.880
from the glam slash grunge era that is really

00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:15.699
trying to make original good music again. Yeah,

00:38:15.699 --> 00:38:17.920
I'd say so. Because just about everybody else

00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:20.719
is just doing the same old, same old. They're

00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:22.820
actually putting production and money into their

00:38:22.820 --> 00:38:25.739
songs. And it's paying off. They're good songs.

00:38:26.219 --> 00:38:28.739
Yeah, pretty much everybody else I hear is, you

00:38:28.739 --> 00:38:31.280
know, Bush is going to mature on his old stuff.

00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:34.780
Smashing Pumpkins is doing nothing. Guns N' Roses

00:38:34.780 --> 00:38:36.920
is coming out with a new album this year, and

00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:41.030
they're touring a huge tour. So they're not screwing

00:38:41.030 --> 00:38:42.550
around. I mean, they're going to be like the

00:38:42.550 --> 00:38:44.929
Stones when it's all said and done. Where Motley

00:38:44.929 --> 00:38:46.610
Crue's going to be over there, they're going

00:38:46.610 --> 00:38:50.530
to be keep embarrassing themselves. I knew a

00:38:50.530 --> 00:38:53.550
long time ago that Guns was a superior product

00:38:53.550 --> 00:38:57.469
out of those, you know, the whole bands like

00:38:57.469 --> 00:39:00.010
that, like Motley Crue and all that. And they're

00:39:00.010 --> 00:39:03.190
proving it. Yeah. Yeah, these guys are head and

00:39:03.190 --> 00:39:06.170
tail above most. Guns N' Roses always struck

00:39:06.170 --> 00:39:08.960
me as the band that... It was like, let's put

00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:11.739
our energy into the music and let's rock our

00:39:11.739 --> 00:39:13.900
asses off and the business end will take care

00:39:13.900 --> 00:39:16.900
of itself. Production. Yeah, Motley Crue is the

00:39:16.900 --> 00:39:20.320
kind that's like, okay, how can we do good business

00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:22.460
with this? Let's get the business part right

00:39:22.460 --> 00:39:24.239
and then we'll go out and play the music because

00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:26.579
it helps our business. Yes. Motley Crue really

00:39:26.579 --> 00:39:29.539
turned into business people instead of musicians.

00:39:29.719 --> 00:39:32.119
Yeah, and I blame Nicky Sixx for most of that.

00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:34.659
I think when he went into recovery and all that,

00:39:34.820 --> 00:39:39.840
he just went too far. And now he really appears

00:39:39.840 --> 00:39:42.760
to be a pompous asshole. It seems like part of

00:39:42.760 --> 00:39:47.900
his recovery seemed to be him deciding that everybody

00:39:47.900 --> 00:39:50.280
else was out to get him and he'd been taken advantage

00:39:50.280 --> 00:39:52.440
of too long and now everybody's going to get

00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:54.139
treated like shit and he's going to put himself

00:39:54.139 --> 00:39:57.659
first no matter what. A number of artists have

00:39:57.659 --> 00:39:59.559
gone through that. Billy Joel went through that.

00:40:02.039 --> 00:40:05.519
Can't think of any off the top of my head. They

00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:08.539
either suddenly realize or something happens,

00:40:08.619 --> 00:40:11.059
and they're like, oh, shit, I've got to micromanage

00:40:11.059 --> 00:40:13.199
in my entire life, and everybody's my enemy.

00:40:13.380 --> 00:40:15.199
They just live the rest of their life like that.

00:40:15.659 --> 00:40:19.860
It doesn't work out well for the music. I guess

00:40:19.860 --> 00:40:22.239
they can stay rich or get rich or whatever, but

00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:27.199
the music usually gets really shitty. I would

00:40:27.199 --> 00:40:30.139
agree. All right, Alice in Chains, they still

00:40:30.139 --> 00:40:33.190
make great music, but... That's Jerry Cantrell,

00:40:33.309 --> 00:40:36.010
pretty much. Yeah, yeah. I don't count that.

00:40:36.190 --> 00:40:38.989
It's Alice in Chains in name only. Yeah. And

00:40:38.989 --> 00:40:41.989
now he's just doing solo, but going on. A good

00:40:41.989 --> 00:40:44.489
example was, you remember the band Steppenwolf?

00:40:44.590 --> 00:40:47.150
Yeah. They had Magic Carpet Ride, and he and

00:40:47.150 --> 00:40:51.030
Boring to be Wild. Uh -huh. It got to the point

00:40:51.030 --> 00:40:53.610
where the singer, John Kay, was the only member

00:40:53.610 --> 00:40:55.369
left. Yeah, and they used to say that, too. John

00:40:55.369 --> 00:40:58.260
Kay of Steppenwolf. And they made it worse. It

00:40:58.260 --> 00:41:01.420
was John Kay and Steppenwolf. That's right, and

00:41:01.420 --> 00:41:03.679
Steppenwolf. So he was the only member of Steppenwolf,

00:41:03.760 --> 00:41:06.440
but he wanted to be solo, and he called his backup

00:41:06.440 --> 00:41:09.719
band Steppenwolf. Yeah. Which was a total lie.

00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:12.900
And it struck me at the time. I was a little

00:41:12.900 --> 00:41:14.639
kid at the time seeing that thing. Well, this

00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:17.340
is just wrong. It's John Kay of Steppenwolf plus

00:41:17.340 --> 00:41:20.119
these other guys. But to call them John K. and...

00:41:20.119 --> 00:41:24.360
I forgot about that. They used to say and Steppenwolf.

00:41:24.500 --> 00:41:26.199
Yeah, that was a slap in the face. It really

00:41:26.199 --> 00:41:28.719
was. And it made the whole band Steppenwolf seem

00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:32.139
like they were irrelevant, unnecessary, disposable,

00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:35.139
don't pay any attention to... That's pretty much

00:41:35.139 --> 00:41:38.480
what he was saying. You don't care. Trust me.

00:41:38.539 --> 00:41:42.900
You don't care. So, all right. What guitarist

00:41:42.900 --> 00:41:45.079
from classic rock can still play like he used

00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:48.219
to? That's a hard question, but I've got one.

00:41:49.480 --> 00:41:53.739
I'd say Brian May can still play like that. Paul

00:41:53.739 --> 00:41:57.619
Stanley. Yeah. He's still a really good guitarist.

00:41:57.619 --> 00:42:00.440
He's not a lead guitarist, but he still can do

00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:03.159
everything he used to. Yeah. He's really, he

00:42:03.159 --> 00:42:07.460
sounds great. He's precise. I wouldn't put Joe

00:42:07.460 --> 00:42:09.119
Perry in that category. I don't think he can

00:42:09.119 --> 00:42:11.599
play like he used to. No, no. I wished he could,

00:42:11.679 --> 00:42:15.800
but I saw some video later on, and he cannot.

00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:19.840
Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits. Slash. Slash.

00:42:21.380 --> 00:42:24.300
Zach Wilde. Zach Wilde, definitely, especially

00:42:24.300 --> 00:42:27.579
now that he's sober. Jakey Lee cannot, but that's

00:42:27.579 --> 00:42:30.159
medical, both of them. I mean, he was shot almost

00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:34.159
to death and also arthritis. Alex Lifeson retired

00:42:34.159 --> 00:42:36.860
from Rush because he said his hand was messed

00:42:36.860 --> 00:42:38.480
up and he couldn't play anymore, but I guess

00:42:38.480 --> 00:42:40.840
he got the special illegal stem cells because

00:42:40.840 --> 00:42:42.980
now he's playing like he always had before. Yeah,

00:42:43.039 --> 00:42:45.400
he did the Eddie Van Halen, Tony Iommi deal,

00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:47.460
I think, went to Germany and had something done.

00:42:47.719 --> 00:42:50.659
Yeah, the ritualistically murdered Christian

00:42:50.659 --> 00:42:54.360
Babies. Yes. You know, souls are condemned to

00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:56.860
Satan, and then they use the stem cells to heal

00:42:56.860 --> 00:42:58.800
these rock and rollers. Of course, they have

00:42:58.800 --> 00:43:01.559
to sell their soul to Satan as well. Yeah, allegedly.

00:43:01.880 --> 00:43:05.099
Yeah. But in that order, too. That happens in

00:43:05.099 --> 00:43:10.119
that order exactly. I'm going to say, yeah, those

00:43:10.119 --> 00:43:13.619
ones right there. Let me think. There's probably

00:43:13.619 --> 00:43:20.400
more that we're not thinking of. Yeah. Not Ted

00:43:20.400 --> 00:43:25.219
Nugent. No, I think Steve Vai. Steve Vai could

00:43:25.219 --> 00:43:26.900
probably, yeah, I can see he could still play.

00:43:27.000 --> 00:43:30.019
Phil Collin. Phil Collin could definitely play.

00:43:30.059 --> 00:43:32.760
I heard him play recently. He's still fucking

00:43:32.760 --> 00:43:37.780
insane. And that would not be Phil Collins. No,

00:43:37.820 --> 00:43:40.400
not the drummer from Genesis. Yeah, yeah. The

00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:42.219
guitar player from Dead Leopard. Yeah, he's not

00:43:42.219 --> 00:43:45.159
very good at guitar, the drummer. No, no. All

00:43:45.159 --> 00:43:49.840
right. Okay, so my next one is a little bit different.

00:43:50.019 --> 00:43:56.199
Okay. Is terrestrial radio dead? Yeah, for the

00:43:56.199 --> 00:43:59.159
most part, yeah. It's dead, but it's in a different

00:43:59.159 --> 00:44:01.079
fashion. I'll go into that here in a little bit.

00:44:01.219 --> 00:44:03.780
It seems a lot of it's niche anymore. It is,

00:44:03.780 --> 00:44:08.739
exactly. But, yeah, I mean, as far as I, when

00:44:08.739 --> 00:44:12.659
I get in the car, I can turn on the radio, but

00:44:12.659 --> 00:44:15.019
as soon as it goes into commercial break. I'm

00:44:15.019 --> 00:44:17.380
changing channels and stations to try to find

00:44:17.380 --> 00:44:19.519
some music or something else. And if I can't

00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:24.039
find it, then I'll just go to YouTube. I've got

00:44:24.039 --> 00:44:26.360
a USB drive stuck in with a bunch of my music

00:44:26.360 --> 00:44:30.340
recorded on it. I just go to that. But I am unwilling

00:44:30.340 --> 00:44:34.800
to put up with commercial radio long enough to

00:44:34.800 --> 00:44:36.960
hear the songs because the commercials are so

00:44:36.960 --> 00:44:40.539
annoying. And the music is predictable too. Right.

00:44:41.119 --> 00:44:44.690
Everything that... The 101 the Fox plays, I've

00:44:44.690 --> 00:44:48.650
heard those songs at least 50 times. And I liked

00:44:48.650 --> 00:44:50.389
them the first couple of times, and now I'm just

00:44:50.389 --> 00:44:52.510
bored to death with them. So they pretty much

00:44:52.510 --> 00:44:58.409
play nothing I want to hear. Yeah, and also they

00:44:58.409 --> 00:45:00.610
play it several times a day. They're not bashful

00:45:00.610 --> 00:45:02.710
about it. If they like a song, they'll play it

00:45:02.710 --> 00:45:05.440
four times a day. Sirius XM channels are kind

00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:08.260
of the same way. You go to their classic rewind

00:45:08.260 --> 00:45:11.400
or classic vinyl, and you hear the same song

00:45:11.400 --> 00:45:14.800
two or three times in a day. I used to depend

00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:17.739
on those because they were so good. Now they're

00:45:17.739 --> 00:45:20.059
just not putting any effort or time into it,

00:45:20.059 --> 00:45:22.000
no money into it. It's just like, well, we know

00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:24.139
these songs work. We've already got it set up.

00:45:24.179 --> 00:45:26.179
Just let's put this on autopilot and go away

00:45:26.179 --> 00:45:29.699
and make our money elsewhere. Yeah, yep. All

00:45:29.699 --> 00:45:32.099
right, will new forms of advertising be the key

00:45:32.099 --> 00:45:36.980
for FM radio to survive or even thrive? And one

00:45:36.980 --> 00:45:39.079
of the ways is, I already spoke about this before,

00:45:39.179 --> 00:45:42.820
but I'm sitting here and I'm listening to Chuck

00:45:42.820 --> 00:45:44.940
Nasty on the way home. I had to come back from

00:45:44.940 --> 00:45:46.860
Harrisonville for something. I forgot what. So

00:45:46.860 --> 00:45:49.260
I had a little radio time in front of me. So

00:45:49.260 --> 00:45:52.500
I'm sitting there listening to it. And I look

00:45:52.500 --> 00:45:56.420
down and it says, The Nasty Man presented by

00:45:56.420 --> 00:46:01.300
Downey Softener. close song yeah i'm like what

00:46:01.300 --> 00:46:05.420
so and before that is like mike's got this yeah

00:46:05.420 --> 00:46:08.519
i see that yeah where they used to show the artist

00:46:08.519 --> 00:46:11.219
and the the name of the song scrolling across

00:46:11.219 --> 00:46:13.559
the radio now it's just advertising yeah so they

00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:15.960
get it they get money from that yeah and i think

00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:18.460
and like i said like whenever you pause a video

00:46:18.460 --> 00:46:22.780
on a show on any type of an amazon product the

00:46:22.780 --> 00:46:25.159
first thing they do they had a this morning they

00:46:25.159 --> 00:46:27.820
had cocoa loops which is food loops only cocoa

00:46:27.820 --> 00:46:30.199
loops And they showed you how much the price

00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:32.219
was discounted on Amazon that you could order

00:46:32.219 --> 00:46:35.179
by clicking your arrow button right then. Yeah,

00:46:35.239 --> 00:46:37.599
or they'll throw a QR code up and say, scan this

00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:40.599
QR code and order it now. I think radio's going

00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:42.820
about that. Yeah, I don't think it's going to

00:46:42.820 --> 00:46:44.920
work, but they're definitely going that way.

00:46:44.920 --> 00:46:47.139
They're going to try. Another thing that I've

00:46:47.139 --> 00:46:53.480
heard that there was an idea was to have encrypted

00:46:53.480 --> 00:46:57.260
FM radio signals so you could say anything you

00:46:57.260 --> 00:47:00.500
want. and then the people would have the decrypter

00:47:00.500 --> 00:47:02.780
in their radio itself. It's like, okay, well,

00:47:02.840 --> 00:47:05.079
I radio decrypted so I can hear them say fucking

00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:07.579
shit and all that kind of stuff on FM radio.

00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:09.619
That would be a buzz for a couple of years, but

00:47:09.619 --> 00:47:11.780
then people get tired of that. Yeah, you can

00:47:11.780 --> 00:47:15.150
already get that on, you know. all sorts of other

00:47:15.150 --> 00:47:18.650
places without having another subscription or

00:47:18.650 --> 00:47:22.010
a special thing installed in your radio. I want

00:47:22.010 --> 00:47:24.010
to try and experiment. Okay, this is a podcast,

00:47:24.210 --> 00:47:26.269
right? Yeah. Okay, let's see if we get censored.

00:47:26.389 --> 00:47:30.929
Okay. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I don't think

00:47:30.929 --> 00:47:34.409
we got censored at all. Cool. I didn't see any

00:47:34.409 --> 00:47:36.670
little pixelation start. I didn't either. They

00:47:36.670 --> 00:47:38.570
didn't pixelate your face or anything. All right,

00:47:38.570 --> 00:47:42.880
good, good. So yeah, having to buy an extra little

00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:45.199
thing for your radio and pay another subscription

00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:49.239
just so you can hear them cussing on FM radio,

00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:51.480
I don't think it's going to work. No, I don't

00:47:51.480 --> 00:47:53.699
either. A little too little, a little too late.

00:47:53.780 --> 00:47:57.139
It's easier to get it somewhere else. I listen

00:47:57.139 --> 00:48:01.199
to stations online more than on the air. Do most

00:48:01.199 --> 00:48:04.340
people do this now? I think so. I think so too.

00:48:04.519 --> 00:48:08.519
Because the internet works. reliably, anywhere

00:48:08.519 --> 00:48:13.300
and everywhere, an AM or FM radio signal, you've

00:48:13.300 --> 00:48:15.579
got to have it positioned right. If the weather's

00:48:15.579 --> 00:48:17.840
different, you might not get the signal. If there's

00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:19.739
something else nearby, it might block the signal.

00:48:19.800 --> 00:48:23.139
It's just too iffy. I agree. Yep. You know, people,

00:48:23.280 --> 00:48:25.900
if they're going to invest in something, you

00:48:25.900 --> 00:48:28.699
know, invest in subscription money and the time

00:48:28.699 --> 00:48:31.780
to watch or listen, they want it to be ready

00:48:31.780 --> 00:48:33.960
when they're ready. Yeah. They don't want to

00:48:33.960 --> 00:48:36.159
sit around and wait for their content to be ready

00:48:36.159 --> 00:48:39.340
for them. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. All right.

00:48:40.920 --> 00:48:44.480
Is there any more true outrage protest music?

00:48:45.340 --> 00:48:49.920
No. Nope. It's gone. No. Nobody cares. No. Anything

00:48:49.920 --> 00:48:52.679
labeled as protest music is designed to be sold

00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:55.320
and make money. Yes. That's it. Yeah. And they

00:48:55.320 --> 00:48:59.699
will tell you all about it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:03.179
This is kind of an odd question, but I love it.

00:49:04.079 --> 00:49:06.139
Have all the wounded poets in the world gotten

00:49:06.139 --> 00:49:11.000
soft? Eddie Vedder, Bono, so on. Yeah. They don't

00:49:11.000 --> 00:49:13.860
care anymore. They're fat and happy. Yeah. Yeah.

00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:16.480
They quit their crusades pretty early, didn't

00:49:16.480 --> 00:49:19.139
they? It's pretty much standard procedures. You

00:49:19.139 --> 00:49:21.199
know, once they start making money and have something

00:49:21.199 --> 00:49:24.480
to lose, they change their tune, especially since

00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:27.139
everyone around them now has something to lose

00:49:27.139 --> 00:49:30.300
too. Yes. You know, so imagine... You've got

00:49:30.300 --> 00:49:32.380
your social outrage and you're out there expressing

00:49:32.380 --> 00:49:34.440
your opinions and your views and it makes you

00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:37.699
$10 million this year. And suddenly the people

00:49:37.699 --> 00:49:40.539
who depend on you, like the production crew,

00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:44.699
your record label, your family, just all of them

00:49:44.699 --> 00:49:47.219
is like, hey, don't fuck this up, man. Suddenly

00:49:47.219 --> 00:49:50.300
everything's great, don't fuck this up. So now

00:49:50.300 --> 00:49:53.619
you've got incentive to do what you need to do

00:49:53.619 --> 00:49:56.119
to keep making money, whereas before you were

00:49:56.119 --> 00:49:57.960
just expressing yourself and it happened to catch

00:49:57.960 --> 00:50:01.159
on. All right. I like that. You're right. All

00:50:01.159 --> 00:50:06.119
right. And finally, what old rock star still

00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:08.960
looks cool and somewhat young? John Kravitz is

00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:12.440
my vote. Hello, this is Phineas J. Valtaris III.

00:50:13.300 --> 00:50:15.940
I'm here to deliver your music news this evening.

00:50:20.280 --> 00:50:22.860
Faith No More and Mr. Bungle lead singer Mike

00:50:22.860 --> 00:50:26.079
Patton was falsely identified as a sexual predator

00:50:26.079 --> 00:50:29.699
in Ohio. A person that has Mike's same name confused

00:50:29.699 --> 00:50:32.420
Google AI and then identified the singer as the

00:50:32.420 --> 00:50:35.340
predator. Mike Patton, the singer, is working

00:50:35.340 --> 00:50:37.400
on getting the false information scrubbed off

00:50:37.400 --> 00:50:40.639
the internet. This is only the tip of the iceberg.

00:50:41.440 --> 00:50:46.860
This is Phineas J. Baltar S. III. That has been

00:50:46.860 --> 00:50:49.840
your music news for this evening. I have one

00:50:49.840 --> 00:50:52.860
burning question for you all. Do people really

00:50:52.860 --> 00:50:57.730
skip around the Maypole? He looks fantastic.

00:50:58.110 --> 00:51:00.289
He really does. He still looks pretty dang good.

00:51:01.789 --> 00:51:07.010
God, there was somebody from the 70s that I saw

00:51:07.010 --> 00:51:09.010
the other day that still looked really... Sean

00:51:09.010 --> 00:51:12.590
Cassidy, the photo I just pulled up, yeah. Yeah.

00:51:13.409 --> 00:51:15.809
I think Billy Idol still looks pretty dang good.

00:51:15.929 --> 00:51:18.769
He does. For being a heroin addict in an almost

00:51:18.769 --> 00:51:22.210
fatal bike accident, he did pretty fucking good.

00:51:22.429 --> 00:51:24.829
Yeah. He didn't, I mean, look what happened to

00:51:24.829 --> 00:51:31.449
Gary Busey. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, that old closed head

00:51:31.449 --> 00:51:36.750
wound, not so good on him. Yeah. But he does

00:51:36.750 --> 00:51:39.670
like buttered sausage, so, you know, buttered

00:51:39.670 --> 00:51:45.650
sausage is the shit, right? All right. That's

00:51:45.650 --> 00:51:48.730
all of the bullet points that I had. All right.

00:51:49.210 --> 00:51:53.429
You got something? I'm embarrassed to say I'm

00:51:53.429 --> 00:51:55.710
pretty light on content today. Okay, that's okay.

00:51:56.030 --> 00:52:00.469
All right. Let's go into the concert fiascos.

00:52:00.630 --> 00:52:05.409
Oh, gosh. Okay. As people know that listen to

00:52:05.409 --> 00:52:08.769
the Douchebag Show, I'm extremely unhappy at

00:52:08.769 --> 00:52:11.519
the concert situation again. And it was going

00:52:11.519 --> 00:52:13.980
to be a surprise to you, Topher. I'm sorry. You

00:52:13.980 --> 00:52:15.559
were going to go with me. Val didn't want to

00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:18.059
go. And so I had two tickets to Glenn Hughes

00:52:18.059 --> 00:52:20.300
and Knuckleheads on a Wednesday night. And it

00:52:20.300 --> 00:52:21.940
was going to be fun. Yeah, it was going to be

00:52:21.940 --> 00:52:25.500
fucking fantastic, man. See, man, really to me,

00:52:25.619 --> 00:52:29.099
one of the best guys in the business ever. He

00:52:29.099 --> 00:52:31.280
had his problems, but man, that guy could still

00:52:31.280 --> 00:52:34.480
sing as good as he ever could. I mean, it's just,

00:52:34.579 --> 00:52:39.460
it's amazing what he can do at like 74, 75. Davey

00:52:39.460 --> 00:52:43.639
Nassau, Nashville 2021. He was just going off

00:52:43.639 --> 00:52:46.760
the charts with his fucking falsetto. He's the

00:52:46.760 --> 00:52:48.539
type of guy you can put a candle in front of

00:52:48.539 --> 00:52:50.780
his face and he won't blow it out. He sings from

00:52:50.780 --> 00:52:52.800
the diaphragm. He's a true singer. Good voice

00:52:52.800 --> 00:52:55.440
control, breath control. Yeah, and also a fantastic

00:52:55.440 --> 00:52:59.320
bass player. We were going to go watch this,

00:52:59.420 --> 00:53:02.519
but... Before it even barely got off the ground,

00:53:02.559 --> 00:53:05.760
it got canceled due to a minor medical issue.

00:53:06.380 --> 00:53:11.019
Allegedly. Allegedly. Yes. All right. So, all

00:53:11.019 --> 00:53:13.719
right. Minor medical issue. All right. So be

00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:16.940
it. How about a reschedule? Why just to cancel?

00:53:17.420 --> 00:53:20.519
Yeah, we have our theories. We think it didn't

00:53:20.519 --> 00:53:23.039
sell very well. That's our opinion. Yeah, yeah.

00:53:23.219 --> 00:53:25.639
That's what it smells like to me is that they

00:53:25.639 --> 00:53:28.000
did the pre -sale to see how much big the interest

00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:30.260
was, and it wasn't enough to reach the critical

00:53:30.260 --> 00:53:32.739
number, so they just pretended there's an illness

00:53:32.739 --> 00:53:34.519
and canceled the whole thing. Yeah, it happens

00:53:34.519 --> 00:53:36.320
all the time. That's why it's canceled and not

00:53:36.320 --> 00:53:41.960
rescheduled or postponed, per se. So, again,

00:53:42.320 --> 00:53:46.079
they have your money. Again, good luck getting

00:53:46.079 --> 00:53:48.829
it back. Just like the last time I tried to see

00:53:48.829 --> 00:53:51.329
Glenn Hughes over in Sedalia a couple years ago,

00:53:51.429 --> 00:53:54.110
and it was rained out. This wasn't his fault

00:53:54.110 --> 00:53:56.789
by any means. It was rained out. But did I see

00:53:56.789 --> 00:53:59.510
my money back on that? Fuck no. So this is where

00:53:59.510 --> 00:54:02.409
I'm getting to now to where I'm so sick of the

00:54:02.409 --> 00:54:04.690
concert industry, I'm never buying another ticket

00:54:04.690 --> 00:54:06.829
again. I'm fucking sick of them stealing our

00:54:06.829 --> 00:54:09.329
money. I'm sick of them having an alleged concert

00:54:09.329 --> 00:54:11.550
that may not happen, and they know that. They

00:54:11.550 --> 00:54:13.969
know this when they do it. And they act like,

00:54:14.070 --> 00:54:15.489
oh, yeah, yeah, they're coming to Kansas City.

00:54:15.590 --> 00:54:17.460
You better grab your ticket. Then when nobody

00:54:17.460 --> 00:54:19.699
does, nobody bites, they're like, oh, wait a

00:54:19.699 --> 00:54:23.780
minute, he broke his foot, whatever. Yeah. Some

00:54:23.780 --> 00:54:25.940
bullshit like that. Some member of the band has

00:54:25.940 --> 00:54:28.480
COVID. Yeah. Which is what the excuse they used

00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:30.900
a few years back. Yeah. To cancel the tour that

00:54:30.900 --> 00:54:34.099
wasn't making money. Yeah. But to me, I'm tired

00:54:34.099 --> 00:54:36.800
of that. So what I'm going to do is I'm just

00:54:36.800 --> 00:54:38.840
not going anymore. I'm fucking sick of it. I'm

00:54:38.840 --> 00:54:40.920
tired of it. I'm not doing it anymore. Yeah.

00:54:41.699 --> 00:54:44.039
They stole enough money for me, in my opinion.

00:54:44.199 --> 00:54:47.300
Yeah. And, you know, it reminds me so much of

00:54:47.300 --> 00:54:51.039
the way sports teams do their stadium deal. It's

00:54:51.039 --> 00:54:53.199
like, you put up all the money in advance, and

00:54:53.199 --> 00:54:55.480
then we'll think about giving you what we promised

00:54:55.480 --> 00:54:58.159
you. Yeah. But we want to see all your money.

00:54:58.199 --> 00:55:00.599
You take all the risk. You take all the chances.

00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:04.219
And then if it works out best for us, then, you

00:55:04.219 --> 00:55:08.960
know, maybe. But the artist is taking zero chance.

00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:13.309
And we're taking... The reason they started pre

00:55:13.309 --> 00:55:16.110
-selling in the first place was so we would be

00:55:16.110 --> 00:55:18.369
the bankroll for their tour. Instead of taking

00:55:18.369 --> 00:55:20.949
out a loan or using some of their own saved money,

00:55:21.170 --> 00:55:23.849
they'd say, okay, we'll just gamble with the

00:55:23.849 --> 00:55:26.389
money people are going to spend on tickets. So

00:55:26.389 --> 00:55:28.769
at that point, they would try to sell enough

00:55:28.769 --> 00:55:33.469
to bankroll the tour. Now they're trying to sell

00:55:33.469 --> 00:55:36.530
enough to see whether the tour is even going

00:55:36.530 --> 00:55:39.489
to be economically viable. And if they don't

00:55:39.489 --> 00:55:41.849
reach the targets in the selected cities, it's

00:55:41.849 --> 00:55:43.769
like, no, the whole thing's done. Yeah. Forget

00:55:43.769 --> 00:55:46.690
it. Yep. So I'm done with them. I'm never doing

00:55:46.690 --> 00:55:49.250
it again. I don't care if Ozzy himself fucking

00:55:49.250 --> 00:55:52.329
jumped back up alive and said, oh, I'm going

00:55:52.329 --> 00:55:54.909
to play Kansas City. I'm going to go now. No,

00:55:54.909 --> 00:55:58.650
I don't think so. Yeah. Yeah. I've had a few

00:55:58.650 --> 00:56:01.090
concerts canceled on me, but I've also had a

00:56:01.090 --> 00:56:03.030
number where I get there and then I can't see

00:56:03.030 --> 00:56:06.389
a thing because I'm not physically capable of

00:56:06.389 --> 00:56:09.119
standing for the entire show. But the people

00:56:09.119 --> 00:56:12.699
who are decide to block my view. Yeah, and nothing's

00:56:12.699 --> 00:56:16.239
done about it either. Yeah. So, you know, if

00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:18.500
that's the way they want it, okay. My response

00:56:18.500 --> 00:56:20.840
is it's not worth the money to me anymore, so

00:56:20.840 --> 00:56:23.179
I'm not going to do it. No. And I don't think

00:56:23.179 --> 00:56:24.739
they're going to miss my money at all. They don't

00:56:24.739 --> 00:56:27.099
care. They don't care. They don't even want us

00:56:27.099 --> 00:56:29.260
there because we're not going to buy $300 worth

00:56:29.260 --> 00:56:32.500
of drinks in a box. Yeah, and that's the way

00:56:32.500 --> 00:56:37.570
the sports attendance is going. Like the new

00:56:37.570 --> 00:56:39.570
Chiefs Stadium, the new Bills Stadium, the new

00:56:39.570 --> 00:56:41.730
Cleveland Stadium. They don't want to fill it

00:56:41.730 --> 00:56:43.489
with the same old season ticket holders that

00:56:43.489 --> 00:56:47.650
only spend $50, $75 a week. They want the people

00:56:47.650 --> 00:56:49.530
in there who are going to spend $300, $400, $500

00:56:49.530 --> 00:56:53.150
a week at least. And that's the PSL holders because

00:56:53.150 --> 00:56:55.869
they have money to spend thousands, just two.

00:56:56.239 --> 00:56:59.280
have the right to buy tickets. It's like when

00:56:59.280 --> 00:57:01.880
the Eagles go on tour and the tickets start at

00:57:01.880 --> 00:57:05.260
$1 ,500 is because they don't give a shit if

00:57:05.260 --> 00:57:07.860
I can afford it. They want wealthy people in

00:57:07.860 --> 00:57:09.739
the seat so they can sell them a bunch more stuff.

00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:12.500
And that's all there is to it. Perjo Walsh is

00:57:12.500 --> 00:57:15.139
selling his whole guitar collection. And they

00:57:15.139 --> 00:57:19.559
won't give him a scrap. Bastards. No, he is.

00:57:19.619 --> 00:57:22.880
He really is selling his guitar collection. Also,

00:57:23.340 --> 00:57:25.400
another problem is they hold back tickets. A

00:57:25.400 --> 00:57:27.219
significant point of contention has been the

00:57:27.219 --> 00:57:29.039
number of tickets that are not made available

00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:32.460
to the general public. Investigations have found

00:57:32.460 --> 00:57:34.260
that a large percent of the tickets, sometimes

00:57:34.260 --> 00:57:37.639
over 50 % of them, are held back for insiders,

00:57:37.719 --> 00:57:40.679
fan club pre -sales. credit card companies and

00:57:40.679 --> 00:57:43.320
other outlets, which creates a perception of

00:57:43.320 --> 00:57:46.340
scarcity and drives up demand and resale prices.

00:57:46.619 --> 00:57:48.840
Especially since everything is going to their

00:57:48.840 --> 00:57:51.780
flexible pricing. Yeah, their dynamic pricing.

00:57:52.059 --> 00:57:54.659
So they're going to inflate, they're going to

00:57:54.659 --> 00:57:57.260
falsely claim that the demand is high, and then

00:57:57.260 --> 00:57:58.699
they'll raise the prices. And they do this by

00:57:58.699 --> 00:58:00.900
holding back tickets. They go, well, everything's

00:58:00.900 --> 00:58:03.679
almost gone. Look, we only have like 100 seats

00:58:03.679 --> 00:58:06.559
left. But that's of the seats that you didn't

00:58:06.559 --> 00:58:09.179
hold back. Yeah. But they'll never tell you that.

00:58:09.199 --> 00:58:10.739
It's like the business that's been going out

00:58:10.739 --> 00:58:13.659
of business for 10 years now. Yeah. Going out

00:58:13.659 --> 00:58:15.900
of business sale, everything must go. Yeah. Well,

00:58:16.000 --> 00:58:18.219
you said that 12 years ago. Yeah. It's like,

00:58:18.260 --> 00:58:20.199
go ahead and go out of business. It's fine. I

00:58:20.199 --> 00:58:23.760
got everything from you I wanted. So the lack

00:58:23.760 --> 00:58:26.300
of transparency, the process of accessing and

00:58:26.300 --> 00:58:29.500
consolidating ticket data can be complex to the

00:58:29.500 --> 00:58:31.800
ticketing systems that they make like that through

00:58:31.800 --> 00:58:34.630
Ticketmaster and Access and what have you. make

00:58:34.630 --> 00:58:36.929
it difficult and inconvenient to try to get a

00:58:36.929 --> 00:58:39.829
refund or a credit or something, and people will

00:58:39.829 --> 00:58:43.710
just give up. It's only $30, forget it. Yeah,

00:58:43.710 --> 00:58:47.150
and it's purposely, in my opinion, it's purposely

00:58:47.150 --> 00:58:50.269
done like that. And I would bet that some concerts,

00:58:50.369 --> 00:58:51.710
they know they're going to get off the ground,

00:58:51.750 --> 00:58:54.449
but they're going to wink, wink, try it. And

00:58:54.449 --> 00:58:57.809
then when it does, it's like, okay, you got COVID,

00:58:57.909 --> 00:58:59.449
right? Yeah, okay, well, we're going to have

00:58:59.449 --> 00:59:03.440
to cancel. And all the sales tax that was collected,

00:59:03.599 --> 00:59:05.079
you don't get that back. No, you don't get that

00:59:05.079 --> 00:59:08.420
back either. It's a big fucking racket. And for

00:59:08.420 --> 00:59:11.199
that, they'll never see me again at another concert.

00:59:11.340 --> 00:59:15.219
Unless it's free. Then I'll go. Well, Rob's going

00:59:15.219 --> 00:59:18.079
to pay for Triumph and April Wine, so I will

00:59:18.079 --> 00:59:19.619
probably be there, but that's going to be the

00:59:19.619 --> 00:59:24.440
only one. That's it. So, okay, Ozzy's death,

00:59:24.559 --> 00:59:29.800
right? Yeah. Okay. iTunes have never had this

00:59:29.800 --> 00:59:33.260
done before. The top 10 songs, this is about

00:59:33.260 --> 00:59:37.480
a month ago, were all Ozzy songs on iTunes. Wow.

00:59:38.000 --> 00:59:41.320
Yeah, isn't that something? Who would have thought

00:59:41.320 --> 00:59:45.500
that that guy would be so popular? And he said

00:59:45.500 --> 00:59:48.519
to himself after his back -to -the -beginning

00:59:48.519 --> 00:59:50.320
concert, he said, I had no idea so many people

00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:53.239
loved me. He really didn't. He really didn't.

00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:57.400
Very humble guy. Really good guy. So the top

00:59:57.400 --> 01:00:01.340
iTunes since Ozzy's passing says, number one,

01:00:01.340 --> 01:00:04.000
Mama, I'm Coming Home. That's for obvious reasons.

01:00:04.179 --> 01:00:06.420
I mean, you know, it was a good song and everything,

01:00:06.559 --> 01:00:08.780
but if he didn't just pass away, it wouldn't

01:00:08.780 --> 01:00:12.219
be number one. Number two, Crazy Train. That's

01:00:12.219 --> 01:00:16.619
his signature every stadium in America go get

01:00:16.619 --> 01:00:20.219
them song. Number three, No More Tears, which

01:00:20.219 --> 01:00:24.039
might be his most prolific song ever played.

01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:28.980
The most well -known and accepted in all genres.

01:00:29.199 --> 01:00:33.320
Yeah. It's a masterpiece, too. It's written so

01:00:33.320 --> 01:00:36.480
well. And it's dynamically recorded so well.

01:00:36.639 --> 01:00:40.380
So, you know, number four, Paranoid. Yeah. Number

01:00:40.380 --> 01:00:43.820
five, Iron Man. Yeah. Number six, War Picks.

01:00:43.960 --> 01:00:48.719
Mm -hmm. Number seven, Changes. Oh, okay. Old

01:00:48.719 --> 01:00:53.599
Aussie, well, it's a Sabbath ballad from... Master

01:00:53.599 --> 01:00:57.199
of Reality, maybe, I think. Anyhow, whatever

01:00:57.199 --> 01:01:01.440
it is. Number eight, Close My Eyes Forever. That's

01:01:01.440 --> 01:01:03.119
the one I've been hearing a lot with Lita Ford.

01:01:03.159 --> 01:01:05.840
With Lita Ford. That was a great song. And lyrically,

01:01:05.920 --> 01:01:09.239
that really fits in. It means more now that he's

01:01:09.239 --> 01:01:12.059
passed. Like, Mom, I'm Coming Home. Yeah. Number

01:01:12.059 --> 01:01:17.719
nine, This Was Odd, Dreamer. Oh, yeah. Dreamer

01:01:17.719 --> 01:01:19.679
was not a big hit. No, it wasn't. It's a great

01:01:19.679 --> 01:01:23.070
song. It was never a big hit. It never even sniffed

01:01:23.070 --> 01:01:27.230
the charts. It's number nine. And number ten,

01:01:27.409 --> 01:01:31.550
Shot in the Dark. And I love Shot in the Dark

01:01:31.550 --> 01:01:35.329
and the Ultimate Sin album all together because

01:01:35.329 --> 01:01:38.429
this is where Jakey Lee started really, really

01:01:38.429 --> 01:01:42.269
doing his own thing. At first, he had to shred

01:01:42.269 --> 01:01:44.199
some... You know, I mean, like Rock and Roll

01:01:44.199 --> 01:01:46.880
Rebel and Mark at the Moon. He had to shred a

01:01:46.880 --> 01:01:49.780
certain amount on there to show, like, hey, I

01:01:49.780 --> 01:01:53.840
am a very comparable, you know, I am somewhere

01:01:53.840 --> 01:01:56.420
in the ballpark of Randy Rhoads. Look. So on

01:01:56.420 --> 01:01:58.599
the ultimate set, he's like, all right, I showed

01:01:58.599 --> 01:02:01.079
him what I can do. Now I'm going to play music.

01:02:01.400 --> 01:02:03.900
Yeah. I'm going to play what fits the song. He

01:02:03.900 --> 01:02:06.619
had Flash in there. He had Fasta. He had some

01:02:06.619 --> 01:02:10.539
finger tapping. He had harmonics. He played the

01:02:10.539 --> 01:02:14.239
song like it was supposed to be. And so I'm glad

01:02:14.239 --> 01:02:16.260
that Shot in the Dark's on there because I felt

01:02:16.260 --> 01:02:19.199
like that song and that whole album did not get

01:02:19.199 --> 01:02:21.760
enough credit. It was at a weird time in music

01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:26.119
where glam was huge. And anybody that's actually

01:02:26.119 --> 01:02:28.800
writing songs really wasn't doing that well.

01:02:29.159 --> 01:02:30.820
You know, like Pink Floyd wouldn't have been

01:02:30.820 --> 01:02:34.260
big back then. No. Because at that time. And

01:02:34.260 --> 01:02:37.019
that's because they weren't flashy. Yeah, the

01:02:37.019 --> 01:02:39.190
attitude was kind of different about... what

01:02:39.190 --> 01:02:42.889
was cool to listen to. And I remember a lot of

01:02:42.889 --> 01:02:45.750
artists and their fans being kind of pitying

01:02:45.750 --> 01:02:48.030
and looking down and saying, oh, aren't they

01:02:48.030 --> 01:02:50.630
cute that they're still around. Yes, yeah, yeah,

01:02:50.650 --> 01:02:53.349
they were. Aerosmith was like that until they

01:02:53.349 --> 01:02:58.010
got with Run DMC and then Walk This Way. Yeah,

01:02:58.869 --> 01:03:00.789
there's a lot of bands. Even Alice Cooper was

01:03:00.789 --> 01:03:02.610
looked at like that in the early 80s. They're

01:03:02.610 --> 01:03:04.570
kind of like, yeah, he was cool, but we have

01:03:04.570 --> 01:03:09.030
Kiss now. Yeah, yeah. There was when Alice got

01:03:09.030 --> 01:03:12.150
through rehab the second time in like 83, 84.

01:03:12.670 --> 01:03:15.690
And then in 85, he put a band together and released

01:03:15.690 --> 01:03:17.989
that album, started touring. And I remember seeing

01:03:17.989 --> 01:03:20.889
a picture of him in a magazine with this band.

01:03:21.090 --> 01:03:23.989
And the caption said, forgotten but not gone.

01:03:25.590 --> 01:03:28.050
And at that time, that was true. It was true.

01:03:28.269 --> 01:03:30.110
And it would be another four years before he

01:03:30.110 --> 01:03:34.369
made his really big comeback in 1989 with Trash.

01:03:34.429 --> 01:03:38.179
Yeah, Trash, yeah, Poison. That was on the next

01:03:38.179 --> 01:03:42.719
one, Hey Stupid. But the Trash album, he had

01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:45.420
a lot of guests on. He had Steven Tyler, he had

01:03:45.420 --> 01:03:48.880
Jon Bon Jovi, he had Slash, he had a number of

01:03:48.880 --> 01:03:51.659
people guest on that album. So it was like kind

01:03:51.659 --> 01:03:55.679
of an all -star album. Yeah, that's right. Was

01:03:55.679 --> 01:04:03.980
Burning Our Bed on that one? On Trash? I can't

01:04:03.980 --> 01:04:07.170
remember. I have to look it up. I hardly ever

01:04:07.170 --> 01:04:09.309
listen to Trash because I think Hey Stupid deserves

01:04:09.309 --> 01:04:12.909
to be a little better album. Yeah, I think so

01:04:12.909 --> 01:04:15.449
too. It's got Feed My Frankenstein on it. Yeah,

01:04:16.210 --> 01:04:19.289
that's a great song. Local kid with a twisted

01:04:19.289 --> 01:04:23.409
mind. Yeah, that's great. Oh, no, no, no, no.

01:04:23.690 --> 01:04:27.349
That was Feel My Frankenstein. Yeah. No, Teenage

01:04:27.349 --> 01:04:30.250
Frankenstein. Yeah, Teenage Frankenstein. The

01:04:30.250 --> 01:04:32.150
local creep with a twisted mind. The Feed My

01:04:32.150 --> 01:04:35.030
Frankenstein was all about sex. Yes, that's it.

01:04:35.030 --> 01:04:36.550
That was from Wayne's World. Yeah, that's right.

01:04:36.750 --> 01:04:41.190
Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Yeah. All right. You want

01:04:41.190 --> 01:04:45.510
to hear some... You know what? Let's go into

01:04:45.510 --> 01:04:49.070
the Karen is cancelled. Oh, yeah. Yeah, do you

01:04:49.070 --> 01:04:51.960
know that Karen is cancelled? I didn't because

01:04:51.960 --> 01:04:54.679
I just heard the term kamikaze Karen the other

01:04:54.679 --> 01:04:58.460
day. I love that. I am going to figure that out,

01:04:58.500 --> 01:05:00.059
and I'm going to talk about that one of these

01:05:00.059 --> 01:05:03.579
days. I love that. Okay, meet her younger, sassier

01:05:03.579 --> 01:05:06.380
cousin who's entitled, abrasive, and also wants

01:05:06.380 --> 01:05:10.260
to speak to your manager. That would be encouragement

01:05:10.260 --> 01:05:15.119
canceled, but now we have Jessica. Enter Jessica.

01:05:16.780 --> 01:05:19.699
So this fresh -faced version of the infamous

01:05:19.699 --> 01:05:25.760
boomer -baiting manager -requested object of

01:05:25.760 --> 01:05:29.679
desertion, her name is Jessica. This younger

01:05:29.679 --> 01:05:33.099
sassier cousin original is quickly becoming shorthand

01:05:33.099 --> 01:05:37.480
for women found guilty by online mob of entitled,

01:05:37.800 --> 01:05:41.699
abrasive, or just plain annoying behavior. On

01:05:41.699 --> 01:05:45.619
social media, the Jessica mentions are piling

01:05:45.619 --> 01:05:49.239
up fast. from pantagonia quarter -sized zip sporting

01:05:49.239 --> 01:05:52.579
moms who complain that they look homeless today

01:05:52.579 --> 01:05:56.539
that would be the classic jessica to the kind

01:05:56.539 --> 01:05:58.880
of people who ruin everything with their unknowingly

01:05:58.880 --> 01:06:01.980
irritating behavior and that would be the atypical

01:06:01.980 --> 01:06:06.059
jessica and then it goes that would be the not

01:06:06.059 --> 01:06:09.400
today jessica get it out of here yeah tick tock

01:06:09.400 --> 01:06:12.239
uh found a new punching bag but why jessica why

01:06:12.239 --> 01:06:16.960
now the now malign moniker is an old One that

01:06:16.960 --> 01:06:21.500
came from Yiddish. It's Yiska. Yiska. Yiska.

01:06:22.079 --> 01:06:25.139
And she was Abraham's niece mentioned in the

01:06:25.139 --> 01:06:28.739
book of Genesis. Much later hitting Western culture

01:06:28.739 --> 01:06:31.400
with a bang thanks to Shakespeare's The Merchant

01:06:31.400 --> 01:06:35.260
of Venice. Where Jessica is her daughter of the

01:06:35.260 --> 01:06:40.300
infamous Shylock. Oh, okay. Yeah. Scholars say

01:06:40.300 --> 01:06:42.820
it means foresight or to behold through the end.

01:06:42.820 --> 01:06:45.619
Some argue it could mean wealth or gift. So at

01:06:45.619 --> 01:06:48.260
least this Jessica came from somewhere where

01:06:48.260 --> 01:06:53.179
I don't think Karen did. No, no. I think Karen

01:06:53.179 --> 01:06:55.760
just sounded like a name of a mom that was obnoxious.

01:06:55.780 --> 01:06:59.639
Yeah, yeah. But I was really surprised that the

01:06:59.639 --> 01:07:03.380
name Jessica was that firmly planted in history.

01:07:03.579 --> 01:07:05.780
Yeah. That they actually thought about it and

01:07:05.780 --> 01:07:08.019
said, no, no, no, this person can't be so -and

01:07:08.019 --> 01:07:10.199
-so or so -and -so. This person's a Jessica.

01:07:11.079 --> 01:07:13.719
Isn't it interesting that of all the memes and

01:07:13.719 --> 01:07:17.380
examples I've seen of Karens and now Jessicas,

01:07:17.380 --> 01:07:21.300
I can't think of a single one where the woman

01:07:21.300 --> 01:07:26.820
wasn't white. They never specifically say, but

01:07:26.820 --> 01:07:30.739
when they talk about Karens, it's just kind of

01:07:30.739 --> 01:07:32.960
understood it's an entitled, obnoxious white

01:07:32.960 --> 01:07:35.500
woman. I wonder in the black culture if there's

01:07:35.500 --> 01:07:39.219
a black Karen. I don't think so. I don't know.

01:07:39.260 --> 01:07:41.960
I've never heard of anything like that, no. Well,

01:07:42.059 --> 01:07:43.840
they just call it like, oh, that bitch is annoying,

01:07:44.039 --> 01:07:46.860
and go on. Where white people have to have a

01:07:46.860 --> 01:07:49.059
moniker like, well, what are we going to call

01:07:49.059 --> 01:07:51.460
her? I don't know, Jessica? Okay. Quit being

01:07:51.460 --> 01:07:53.780
such a Karen. Yes. Quit being such a Jessica.

01:07:53.900 --> 01:07:56.239
Yeah, where black people generally are like,

01:07:56.360 --> 01:07:58.380
that is one stupid bitch over there. Yeah, that's

01:07:58.380 --> 01:08:02.880
a stupid bitch over there. So, all right. That's

01:08:02.880 --> 01:08:04.639
all of that one. I just thought that was interesting.

01:08:04.760 --> 01:08:08.780
Yeah. Okay, so, you know the younger generation.

01:08:08.780 --> 01:08:11.199
I find it ironic that younger folks out there

01:08:11.199 --> 01:08:13.820
that are so concerned about the environment and

01:08:13.820 --> 01:08:16.100
their personal health and fitness, that they

01:08:16.100 --> 01:08:18.260
were concerned, and rightfully so, about nano

01:08:18.260 --> 01:08:21.840
and microplastics. Yeah. It is concerning because

01:08:21.840 --> 01:08:24.520
they're in all our cells. They're all throughout

01:08:24.520 --> 01:08:27.989
the earth. We can't get rid of them. We don't

01:08:27.989 --> 01:08:29.649
know if they're man -made or natural. We don't

01:08:29.649 --> 01:08:31.810
know anything really about them or exactly what

01:08:31.810 --> 01:08:34.569
they do to you. Yeah, yeah, that's the long -term

01:08:34.569 --> 01:08:38.170
effects. We're all part of the test group. Yeah,

01:08:38.170 --> 01:08:43.930
and they did do some testing, and they did identify

01:08:43.930 --> 01:08:47.909
that these plastics do get in your arteries and

01:08:47.909 --> 01:08:51.189
help clog them. So that's one thing, one thing

01:08:51.189 --> 01:08:53.369
right there. Our diets, too, and our lack of

01:08:53.369 --> 01:08:55.909
exercise. That's one thing that could be going

01:08:55.909 --> 01:08:58.170
on with the heart disease and maybe even cancer

01:08:58.170 --> 01:09:00.149
that they don't know anything about yet, but

01:09:00.149 --> 01:09:03.289
they might find out. So the z -ers and millennials

01:09:03.289 --> 01:09:05.789
with all the strong opinions are falling for

01:09:05.789 --> 01:09:09.630
these viral trends. This TikTok video shows people

01:09:09.630 --> 01:09:11.930
how to microwave and grill hot dogs still in

01:09:11.930 --> 01:09:16.149
the plastic wrappers. Okay then. Yeah, still

01:09:16.149 --> 01:09:19.369
in the plastic wrappers. So the plastic will

01:09:19.369 --> 01:09:22.479
melt on one's hot dogs. Right? Agreed? Yeah.

01:09:22.640 --> 01:09:25.220
It becomes part of the hot dog, right? And it's

01:09:25.220 --> 01:09:27.260
chemically changed by the heat into all sorts

01:09:27.260 --> 01:09:31.500
of chemical bizarre combinations. Yep. The most

01:09:31.500 --> 01:09:33.500
common way is grilling in a microwave. And the

01:09:33.500 --> 01:09:36.100
reason for this is it's supposed to marinate

01:09:36.100 --> 01:09:38.380
the hot dogs in their own juices, which you can

01:09:38.380 --> 01:09:42.140
do yourself in a pot. Yeah. You add a little

01:09:42.140 --> 01:09:44.460
bit of water, all the juice in the hot dog bag,

01:09:44.539 --> 01:09:49.640
and you get the same thing. But people are cheap.

01:09:49.880 --> 01:09:54.180
Yeah. So, the problem is the toxins in the plastic

01:09:54.180 --> 01:09:59.119
release when it's being seared. Yeah. So, I forgot.

01:09:59.180 --> 01:10:00.920
This was for the douchebags, and I was going

01:10:00.920 --> 01:10:03.340
to go, Rob, this sounds like a job for New Guy.

01:10:03.739 --> 01:10:05.819
New Guy, get over here, bitch, and explain this.

01:10:06.220 --> 01:10:09.500
Have you heard New Guy yet? Yep. Yeah, he hates

01:10:09.500 --> 01:10:12.760
us. He hates us. Well, there you go. New Guy.

01:10:12.800 --> 01:10:15.060
I better save this. Okay. Yeah. New Guy's going

01:10:15.060 --> 01:10:17.840
to explain it, but not on this. It's also interesting

01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:24.739
that... You see people who are so convinced about

01:10:24.739 --> 01:10:27.899
certain vaccines being loaded with sorts of weird,

01:10:28.000 --> 01:10:31.359
gross chemicals and medical experiments, and

01:10:31.359 --> 01:10:36.140
they strongly object to taking a vaccine. You

01:10:36.140 --> 01:10:38.399
don't know what's in it. But I notice a lot of

01:10:38.399 --> 01:10:41.199
these people are tattooed, and there is pretty

01:10:41.199 --> 01:10:44.380
much zero regulation on tattooing. There could

01:10:44.380 --> 01:10:47.859
be just about anything in that. So honestly,

01:10:48.119 --> 01:10:50.399
they're like, don't stick me with that vaccine,

01:10:50.520 --> 01:10:53.260
but go ahead and inject all that, who knows what

01:10:53.260 --> 01:10:55.619
it is, ink under my skin that I'll keep forever.

01:10:55.899 --> 01:10:58.119
I'm used to know a lot of tattooists, and I know

01:10:58.119 --> 01:11:01.359
that they do stuff like they use ash to spread

01:11:01.359 --> 01:11:05.800
the ink out further. And you can't use too much

01:11:05.800 --> 01:11:10.239
of it. It'll dull it. It'll dull the color. But

01:11:10.239 --> 01:11:12.619
you can use a certain amount of it to stretch

01:11:12.619 --> 01:11:14.869
out your ink more. And then there's other things

01:11:14.869 --> 01:11:17.449
that you can do too that I'm not aware of. So

01:11:17.449 --> 01:11:19.590
I'm sure there's things in there besides just

01:11:19.590 --> 01:11:21.890
stuff that they put in ink all together. Yeah,

01:11:21.909 --> 01:11:24.010
yeah. I mean, you could have the same person

01:11:24.010 --> 01:11:26.729
go to their doctor and the doctor says, everything

01:11:26.729 --> 01:11:29.210
that's in this vaccine is safe. And they'll say,

01:11:29.289 --> 01:11:31.289
I don't believe you. And then they'll go to their

01:11:31.289 --> 01:11:33.250
tattoo parlor and the tattoo artist will say,

01:11:33.310 --> 01:11:34.789
everything in this ink is safe. And they'll go,

01:11:34.909 --> 01:11:37.289
okay, I believe you. Sure, I believe you, whatever

01:11:37.289 --> 01:11:40.090
you say. So they'll take some people's word for

01:11:40.090 --> 01:11:42.470
it. If it's something they already agree with

01:11:42.470 --> 01:11:45.270
in advance anyway. Yes. Yeah, they fit the narrative

01:11:45.270 --> 01:11:47.770
that they want to is what it is. Or you go to

01:11:47.770 --> 01:11:49.890
a fast food place and they send you out what's

01:11:49.890 --> 01:11:52.270
supposed to be a chocolate shake. You have no

01:11:52.270 --> 01:11:54.189
idea what's in there. You're just taking their

01:11:54.189 --> 01:11:55.689
word for it. That's true. You think it's a chocolate

01:11:55.689 --> 01:11:57.750
shake. But suddenly you trust them, but you don't

01:11:57.750 --> 01:12:00.069
trust this other person. Exactly. I'd really

01:12:00.069 --> 01:12:03.430
like to know how they decide. It's like, no,

01:12:03.590 --> 01:12:05.750
you're lying, but yeah, you're telling me the

01:12:05.750 --> 01:12:08.250
truth. Really? You know what I think? I don't

01:12:08.250 --> 01:12:12.569
get it. I think people tend to hit fever pitches

01:12:12.569 --> 01:12:15.649
when something is suggested to them. Yeah. So

01:12:15.649 --> 01:12:17.850
I could come up and there's three people here

01:12:17.850 --> 01:12:20.090
and I go, you know that they tested the vaccines

01:12:20.090 --> 01:12:22.270
over in Europe and three people died automatically?

01:12:22.590 --> 01:12:25.409
It gave them like heart seizure, you know. And

01:12:25.409 --> 01:12:28.050
it turned a dozen kids gay. Yes. And they're

01:12:28.050 --> 01:12:31.470
like, oh, I believe it. Yeah. You suggest something

01:12:31.470 --> 01:12:33.350
in the right manner and people will eat it up.

01:12:33.579 --> 01:12:35.739
And that's what's been going on. Look at the

01:12:35.739 --> 01:12:38.340
TikTok trend. Yeah, grilling your hot dogs in

01:12:38.340 --> 01:12:40.619
the plastic. But these same people are worried

01:12:40.619 --> 01:12:47.619
about the environment and the nanoplastics. It's

01:12:47.619 --> 01:12:49.600
like my oldest brother Mark went on a geology

01:12:49.600 --> 01:12:52.739
field trip many, many years ago, and they came

01:12:52.739 --> 01:12:55.319
across some rocks that are just naturally radioactive.

01:12:55.659 --> 01:12:58.399
It's a low -level radiation, but they brought

01:12:58.399 --> 01:13:01.000
them home and stuck them in the dorm room. And

01:13:01.000 --> 01:13:03.779
the gal across the hall refused to ever walk

01:13:03.779 --> 01:13:05.760
into the room because they had radioactive rocks

01:13:05.760 --> 01:13:07.539
in there. So she'd stand down in the hallway

01:13:07.539 --> 01:13:14.420
smoking cigarette after cigarette. She was getting

01:13:14.420 --> 01:13:16.800
way more radiation from that tobacco than she

01:13:16.800 --> 01:13:19.020
would have ever gotten from those rocks. I'll

01:13:19.020 --> 01:13:20.920
just leave this like that. Somebody told her

01:13:20.920 --> 01:13:23.260
to be excited about that and to worry about that,

01:13:23.420 --> 01:13:26.310
so she did. I'm going to put that down in the

01:13:26.310 --> 01:13:32.109
too -stupid -to -survive department. Yeah. You

01:13:32.109 --> 01:13:35.310
know, we still need bears on the loose in cities.

01:13:35.609 --> 01:13:39.270
Yeah. And mountain lions. That way, the dumb

01:13:39.270 --> 01:13:42.069
people still die. Yeah. Yeah. It's like there

01:13:42.069 --> 01:13:43.970
you are out wandering around in the woods, and

01:13:43.970 --> 01:13:45.609
you see a mountain lion. You're like, come here,

01:13:45.670 --> 01:13:49.670
Fluffy. Come here. Did he eat you? Well, there

01:13:49.670 --> 01:13:52.449
you go. Gone. Come, guy stupid. Kind of along

01:13:52.449 --> 01:13:57.270
those same lines. We're smart enough that if

01:13:57.270 --> 01:14:02.170
we see a pack of really angry -looking dogs roaming

01:14:02.170 --> 01:14:04.289
around, we're probably not going to get out of

01:14:04.289 --> 01:14:06.810
our car and go mess with them. No, no. And if

01:14:06.810 --> 01:14:11.010
we're driving through some safari park and there's

01:14:11.010 --> 01:14:13.649
lions and hyenas and things... And tigers and

01:14:13.649 --> 01:14:16.310
bears. Yeah, oh my. We're not going to get out

01:14:16.310 --> 01:14:19.989
of our car and go mess with them. Yet... Person

01:14:19.989 --> 01:14:23.189
after person thinks it's a good idea to go mess

01:14:23.189 --> 01:14:25.270
with law enforcement while they're performing

01:14:25.270 --> 01:14:27.850
some sort of law enforcement task. Whether you

01:14:27.850 --> 01:14:29.970
agree with them or not, don't fucking do it.

01:14:29.989 --> 01:14:32.810
It's a good way to get killed. See, I'm not going

01:14:32.810 --> 01:14:35.909
to be on any side of any political debate. I'm

01:14:35.909 --> 01:14:39.710
just going to say that you have a lot of rights

01:14:39.710 --> 01:14:44.420
when interacting with law enforcement. But you

01:14:44.420 --> 01:14:46.800
aren't going to get those rights unless the law

01:14:46.800 --> 01:14:49.359
enforcement you're interacting with is completely

01:14:49.359 --> 01:14:52.840
honest, completely on board, and not corrupt

01:14:52.840 --> 01:14:55.920
at all. Which, not all of them are that way.

01:14:56.319 --> 01:14:59.600
So, a hundred times out of a hundred, if you

01:14:59.600 --> 01:15:01.979
don't mess with law enforcement, then you'll

01:15:01.979 --> 01:15:05.899
have no problem. Guaranteed. But if you do mess

01:15:05.899 --> 01:15:07.899
with law enforcement, there is a significant

01:15:07.899 --> 01:15:09.920
chance that they're going to fuck up your whole

01:15:09.920 --> 01:15:12.869
day and change your entire life. Not because

01:15:12.869 --> 01:15:14.810
they have the right to do it, but they're going

01:15:14.810 --> 01:15:16.869
to do it anyway. And they're probably going to

01:15:16.869 --> 01:15:20.810
get away with it. So why be a kamikaze Karen,

01:15:21.090 --> 01:15:24.550
go get radicalized, and go get in law enforcement's

01:15:24.550 --> 01:15:26.949
face because you think it makes you look cool

01:15:26.949 --> 01:15:29.289
to your friends? Yeah. They're going to hurt

01:15:29.289 --> 01:15:32.090
you. They really are. They can't do it legally,

01:15:32.270 --> 01:15:33.710
and they're probably not going to completely

01:15:33.710 --> 01:15:35.710
get away with it, but it's still going to fuck

01:15:35.710 --> 01:15:37.689
you up. And is it worth it? I don't think so.

01:15:37.970 --> 01:15:41.449
And like the recent events speaks everything

01:15:41.449 --> 01:15:44.850
right there. Look, I mean, all of it is in the...

01:15:44.850 --> 01:15:46.989
And I'm not saying she is right or wrong. I'm

01:15:46.989 --> 01:15:48.649
not going into any of that. But what I'm saying

01:15:48.649 --> 01:15:50.670
is that's in the fuck around and find out department.

01:15:51.050 --> 01:15:53.369
Definitely. Don't be in that department. So it

01:15:53.369 --> 01:15:55.729
happens. You know, if you walk up to the zoo

01:15:55.729 --> 01:15:58.689
and you're poking a stick at this wild animal...

01:15:59.229 --> 01:16:02.250
and he gets pissed off and comes after you, then

01:16:02.250 --> 01:16:04.770
you fucked around. It shouldn't kill you. It

01:16:04.770 --> 01:16:07.210
shouldn't come after you. But you kind of made

01:16:07.210 --> 01:16:09.590
it happen, didn't you? If you never poked it

01:16:09.590 --> 01:16:11.630
with a stick, it would have left you alone. Well,

01:16:11.689 --> 01:16:14.189
it was like the meme that I saw that was so funny

01:16:14.189 --> 01:16:17.010
and is so true. I'm not making light of anybody's

01:16:17.010 --> 01:16:19.489
death or nothing like that, but the lady in question

01:16:19.489 --> 01:16:21.569
that we're briefly kind of talking about here,

01:16:21.689 --> 01:16:25.270
it has a picture of that famous monkey that has

01:16:25.270 --> 01:16:29.369
a stick and the lion sleeping. And he's getting

01:16:29.369 --> 01:16:31.069
ready to come over there and smash it with it.

01:16:31.909 --> 01:16:35.229
And it had her name. And it had Ice Agent on

01:16:35.229 --> 01:16:38.149
the lion. And it's like, it's pretty much it

01:16:38.149 --> 01:16:42.010
right there. Seriously, if you had asked her

01:16:42.010 --> 01:16:45.050
in advance, is it worth dying to make your point

01:16:45.050 --> 01:16:47.590
and get a little bit of fame? Because that's

01:16:47.590 --> 01:16:49.470
what other people say. Well, it's important.

01:16:49.630 --> 01:16:51.210
You've got to make the point. We've got to stand

01:16:51.210 --> 01:16:54.579
up. Well, she died. Yeah. It's not worth it to

01:16:54.579 --> 01:16:57.279
her. It's absolutely not worth it to her anymore.

01:16:57.560 --> 01:17:00.739
Is that what everybody wanted? They wanted somebody

01:17:00.739 --> 01:17:03.819
else. Hello, this is Phineas J. Altaris III.

01:17:04.720 --> 01:17:07.279
I'm here to deliver your music news this evening.

01:17:11.659 --> 01:17:15.100
We have some sad news for everybody. Bob Weir,

01:17:15.220 --> 01:17:18.479
the co -founder and guitarist for The Grateful

01:17:18.479 --> 01:17:24.899
Dead, has passed away at the age of 78. Bob,

01:17:24.899 --> 01:17:27.979
we hope you're grateful, because you're definitely

01:17:27.979 --> 01:17:33.039
dead. Rest in peace, Mr. Weir. This is Phineas

01:17:33.039 --> 01:17:37.779
J. Baltar S. III. That has been your music news

01:17:37.779 --> 01:17:40.640
for this evening. I have one burning question

01:17:40.640 --> 01:17:43.939
for you all. Do people really skip around the

01:17:43.939 --> 01:17:47.930
Maypole? Somebody else to die. That's the thing.

01:17:47.930 --> 01:17:50.569
The people who are cheering the situation on

01:17:50.569 --> 01:17:52.989
are the ones that wanted somebody else to die

01:17:52.989 --> 01:17:56.170
for the cause. Yeah. So I got this to congratulations,

01:17:56.890 --> 01:17:59.090
you're a martyr. Enjoy your fucking dirt nap.

01:17:59.289 --> 01:18:02.840
Yeah. Yeah, that's it. You can be a dead murder

01:18:02.840 --> 01:18:05.560
all day long if you want, and that's what happened

01:18:05.560 --> 01:18:08.319
here. It just seems like a ridiculous waste that

01:18:08.319 --> 01:18:11.159
this woman was born, got all through childhood,

01:18:11.539 --> 01:18:15.260
adolescence, all her education, got jobs, got

01:18:15.260 --> 01:18:18.039
married, had kids, and then threw it all away

01:18:18.039 --> 01:18:21.420
because somebody said, hey, go get up law enforcement's

01:18:21.420 --> 01:18:24.100
ass and we'll videotape it. Yeah, yes. What a

01:18:24.100 --> 01:18:27.670
bad choice. yeah i and i'm not so sure some other

01:18:27.670 --> 01:18:30.649
people closer should not be charged yeah because

01:18:30.649 --> 01:18:32.930
it looked to me like it was a joint effort there

01:18:32.930 --> 01:18:37.050
yeah and so and you know i've seen a lot of videos

01:18:37.050 --> 01:18:39.170
where people demonstrate you know if you're pulled

01:18:39.170 --> 01:18:42.649
over in a traffic stop here's what you're entitled

01:18:42.649 --> 01:18:45.149
to you don't have to roll your window down more

01:18:45.149 --> 01:18:47.750
than an inch you know the they can't make you

01:18:47.750 --> 01:18:50.199
get out of the car unless they expect that there's

01:18:50.199 --> 01:18:52.140
a weapon in the car. It's on and on and on and

01:18:52.140 --> 01:18:54.520
on. And another one where people were standing

01:18:54.520 --> 01:18:58.460
in public with their phones videoing a police

01:18:58.460 --> 01:19:01.739
station, which is completely legal, but the cops

01:19:01.739 --> 01:19:03.500
still came out and harassed him and tried to

01:19:03.500 --> 01:19:06.239
bluff and bully him. But in all these videos,

01:19:06.319 --> 01:19:09.670
the person narrating says, you know... Keep in

01:19:09.670 --> 01:19:12.529
mind that even though you have these rights and

01:19:12.529 --> 01:19:14.930
they can't legally do this to you, they will

01:19:14.930 --> 01:19:17.550
anyway. Yeah. They will put you to the ground,

01:19:17.689 --> 01:19:20.350
pepper spray you, handcuff you, take you to the

01:19:20.350 --> 01:19:22.630
station, and throw your ass in the holding cell

01:19:22.630 --> 01:19:24.489
and let you sit there for five or six hours.

01:19:24.670 --> 01:19:27.630
Yeah. They can't make it stick, but they'll do

01:19:27.630 --> 01:19:30.189
it anyway because they're mad at you. Yeah. So

01:19:30.189 --> 01:19:33.090
do you really want to go do that? Yeah. Think

01:19:33.090 --> 01:19:36.510
about it. Yeah. Is it worth making your point?

01:19:37.319 --> 01:19:39.420
and then having that all happen to you or possibly

01:19:39.420 --> 01:19:41.500
getting killed the way some people do. Well,

01:19:41.500 --> 01:19:43.359
you know, I'm not in the afterlife like she is

01:19:43.359 --> 01:19:45.880
now, but, I mean, I'm pretty sure she probably

01:19:45.880 --> 01:19:48.859
wanted stuff to be around the earth on longer.

01:19:49.220 --> 01:19:51.199
That's not going to happen because she believed

01:19:51.199 --> 01:19:53.979
the narrative. Yeah. I mean, there's some things

01:19:53.979 --> 01:19:55.979
worth standing up and risking your life for,

01:19:56.039 --> 01:19:57.819
but I really don't think this was one of those

01:19:57.819 --> 01:20:00.300
situations. I'll put it like this. Do you think

01:20:00.300 --> 01:20:02.319
you can believe in your cause all you want? You

01:20:02.319 --> 01:20:05.539
can believe that ice shouldn't be there? bothering

01:20:05.539 --> 01:20:07.939
people and trying to round up people okay that's

01:20:07.939 --> 01:20:10.380
fine i i hear what you're saying and i understand

01:20:10.380 --> 01:20:13.659
it you don't go over there and harass intimidate

01:20:13.659 --> 01:20:16.779
or bully or anything a government agent with

01:20:16.779 --> 01:20:20.279
weapons that's simple yeah and keep in mind the

01:20:20.279 --> 01:20:23.279
constitution says peaceful assembly and peaceful

01:20:24.989 --> 01:20:27.229
Yes, you don't try to run them over. You don't

01:20:27.229 --> 01:20:29.770
say words, you don't throw things, you don't

01:20:29.770 --> 01:20:32.090
call them names. That's not peaceful. That is

01:20:32.090 --> 01:20:34.729
hostile, that's aggressive, and that's confrontational.

01:20:34.909 --> 01:20:37.670
And law enforcement has been taught exactly how

01:20:37.670 --> 01:20:39.770
to respond to that, and they will respond as

01:20:39.770 --> 01:20:41.750
if you're armed, because as far as they know

01:20:41.750 --> 01:20:44.770
you are. It's just not worth it. Once you whip

01:20:44.770 --> 01:20:48.579
a car around and you get somebody. and you're

01:20:48.579 --> 01:20:51.819
not stopping, that means that you might be liable

01:20:51.819 --> 01:20:55.239
to, you might be very easily capable of doing

01:20:55.239 --> 01:20:58.840
something like that to someone else. So right

01:20:58.840 --> 01:21:05.420
there, the officer has a clear shot if he wants.

01:21:05.699 --> 01:21:07.899
It kind of reminds me of the situation where

01:21:07.899 --> 01:21:11.960
someone will taunt and torture and abuse a dog

01:21:11.960 --> 01:21:14.140
to the point where it bites and then say, look,

01:21:14.300 --> 01:21:16.479
see, this dog is just vicious. Oh, I hate that.

01:21:16.560 --> 01:21:20.949
Yeah. No, you turned it into that. Yes. You set

01:21:20.949 --> 01:21:23.270
up the situation where that was going to happen,

01:21:23.590 --> 01:21:26.010
so don't act like you're the completely blameless

01:21:26.010 --> 01:21:29.210
victim here. Yeah, yep. Yeah. I'm not buying

01:21:29.210 --> 01:21:35.050
it. Not from either side. No, uh -uh. This was

01:21:35.050 --> 01:21:37.770
such a stupid and ugly mess, completely unnecessary,

01:21:37.989 --> 01:21:42.310
and nobody is benefiting from this. A woman is

01:21:42.310 --> 01:21:47.489
dead, and all sorts of... mess is happening and

01:21:47.489 --> 01:21:50.789
the people who want us divided and fighting each

01:21:50.789 --> 01:21:54.310
other are the only ones really benefiting. There's

01:21:54.310 --> 01:21:56.149
no good going to come out of this. None whatsoever.

01:21:56.510 --> 01:21:59.270
A woman is dead now and that's about all you

01:21:59.270 --> 01:22:01.449
can say about it. Yeah, and that's it. Didn't

01:22:01.449 --> 01:22:04.609
do anything for anything. All it did was help

01:22:04.609 --> 01:22:08.170
divide stuff more. So congratulations. You're

01:22:08.170 --> 01:22:09.789
a martyr that helped divide the country even

01:22:09.789 --> 01:22:12.000
more. So there you go. And even if something

01:22:12.000 --> 01:22:14.520
does change and improve, well, you're dead. You're

01:22:14.520 --> 01:22:16.220
never going to know it. You'll never experience

01:22:16.220 --> 01:22:18.279
it. You could have hung around and reaped the

01:22:18.279 --> 01:22:20.300
benefits, but nope, you're dead now. Nope, not

01:22:20.300 --> 01:22:24.079
so. All right. How long have we got? We got an

01:22:24.079 --> 01:22:27.300
hour and 35. All right. Do you want to keep going

01:22:27.300 --> 01:22:32.079
or? Oh, wait. I don't have my readers on. Oh,

01:22:32.100 --> 01:22:35.859
okay. Do you want to keep going? I don't have

01:22:35.859 --> 01:22:38.000
anything else, so if you've got something, we

01:22:38.000 --> 01:22:42.420
can keep going. Okay, I've got famous, well,

01:22:42.500 --> 01:22:45.779
not famous, but interesting sound effects that

01:22:45.779 --> 01:22:49.149
were used in songs. Oh, cool. Yeah. Alright,

01:22:49.210 --> 01:22:51.770
Pink Floyd is famous for incorporating real -world

01:22:51.770 --> 01:22:54.369
sounds like cash registers on money, and blocks

01:22:54.369 --> 01:22:58.810
on time, and submarine pings, whale sounds, from

01:22:58.810 --> 01:23:02.590
modified instruments and echoes. Yeah, I remember

01:23:02.590 --> 01:23:05.850
that. So Pink Floyd has done all of these, so

01:23:05.850 --> 01:23:09.850
we go to this. Metallica, for whom the bell tolls.

01:23:09.909 --> 01:23:13.010
The bell is actually an anvil being struck with

01:23:13.010 --> 01:23:17.289
a hammer, mixed with a stock bell sound. So they

01:23:17.289 --> 01:23:20.130
used a bell sound that they already had in stock,

01:23:20.189 --> 01:23:22.670
a stock sound that they already had stored, and

01:23:22.670 --> 01:23:25.149
they mixed it with an actual anvil being struck

01:23:25.149 --> 01:23:30.970
with a hammer. The Beatles' I Am the Walrus features

01:23:30.970 --> 01:23:34.369
a chaotic radio broadcast of Shakespeare's King

01:23:34.369 --> 01:23:38.399
Lear. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've heard of... Radio

01:23:38.399 --> 01:23:40.680
broadcast in the background of that one. I never

01:23:40.680 --> 01:23:44.579
had any idea what it was. It was so clear in

01:23:44.579 --> 01:23:46.119
the background that you couldn't really tell.

01:23:46.319 --> 01:23:48.439
And that's probably intentional because they

01:23:48.439 --> 01:23:50.579
didn't have to pay rights for it. Yeah, I'm sure.

01:23:51.340 --> 01:23:54.140
And that's how come it was like such a scratchy

01:23:54.140 --> 01:23:56.859
sound. You know, a chaotic radio broadcast, like

01:23:56.859 --> 01:23:58.859
you said, they don't have to pay any royalties.

01:23:59.140 --> 01:24:03.350
Yeah. Electric Light Orchestra, or ELO. Mr. Blue

01:24:03.350 --> 01:24:07.770
Sky, a fire extinguisher is hit with drumsticks

01:24:07.770 --> 01:24:11.170
for percussion films. Oh, I think I know the

01:24:11.170 --> 01:24:13.289
sound they're talking about. I think I do, too.

01:24:13.310 --> 01:24:17.470
There's a metallic clank. Yeah, and I think I

01:24:17.470 --> 01:24:20.250
even wondered what the fuck that was. They have

01:24:20.250 --> 01:24:22.050
one on here that is not on here that bothers

01:24:22.050 --> 01:24:23.989
me, though, and that is Eddie Van Halen and the

01:24:23.989 --> 01:24:28.609
drill. Yeah. Yeah, a hand drill. The pound cake

01:24:28.609 --> 01:24:33.520
was the song. There's another Pink Floyd song

01:24:33.520 --> 01:24:35.520
where they had a dog howling throughout most

01:24:35.520 --> 01:24:38.899
of the song called Seamus. Oh, yeah, yeah. I

01:24:38.899 --> 01:24:41.399
think they covered Pink Floyd like they did because

01:24:41.399 --> 01:24:43.420
there's so many. There's so many, yeah, yeah.

01:24:44.140 --> 01:24:46.420
Queens of the Stone Age. We all know that lovable,

01:24:46.439 --> 01:24:49.079
almost grudge band from Seattle. Yeah. All right.

01:24:49.859 --> 01:24:53.460
Millionaire uses a car starting and a door slamming.

01:24:54.380 --> 01:24:57.300
Okay, I'll take their word on it. I don't know

01:24:57.300 --> 01:24:59.140
what it is. Yeah, of course, Kiss did that with

01:24:59.140 --> 01:25:01.539
Detroit Rock City. Yeah, yeah, and they even

01:25:01.539 --> 01:25:04.640
have Gene Simmons mumbling, I want to rock and

01:25:04.640 --> 01:25:06.520
roll all night, singing along to it on the way

01:25:06.520 --> 01:25:09.020
there before the wreck. I know what you're talking

01:25:09.020 --> 01:25:12.300
about, yeah. Yeah, he turns it on and he's going...

01:25:12.300 --> 01:25:18.680
There's, let's see, there's an Alice Cooper song

01:25:18.680 --> 01:25:23.779
called Alma Mater, where it starts with a rain

01:25:23.779 --> 01:25:27.329
sound. and they just dropped a couple of Alka

01:25:27.329 --> 01:25:29.130
-Seltzer in a glass of water and then slowed

01:25:29.130 --> 01:25:33.510
the playback speed. Oh, I love that. Yeah. It's

01:25:33.510 --> 01:25:36.750
instant water. Very instant rain. That's cool.

01:25:39.109 --> 01:25:41.850
Jethro Tull Incorporated sounds like a loon call

01:25:41.850 --> 01:25:46.529
in Wheat Kings. A loon. Interesting. Yeah. Like,

01:25:46.550 --> 01:25:50.590
I don't know how they got a loon call. Out in

01:25:50.590 --> 01:25:53.289
nature. Yeah, I guess just stick a recorder out

01:25:53.289 --> 01:25:57.960
in nature and wait. I guess. All right. And modified

01:25:57.960 --> 01:26:01.779
instruments, it didn't really say what. They

01:26:01.779 --> 01:26:05.020
use a lot of modified instruments to make different

01:26:05.020 --> 01:26:10.979
sounds in their songs, so whatever. All right.

01:26:10.979 --> 01:26:14.840
10AC had a device called Gizmotron. Uh -huh.

01:26:15.399 --> 01:26:17.479
Have you ever heard of an instrument called the

01:26:17.479 --> 01:26:21.779
Hurdy Gurdy? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it's a stringed

01:26:21.779 --> 01:26:27.529
instrument. You play it by one hand, you turn

01:26:27.529 --> 01:26:30.350
a crank, and that makes these rubberized wheels

01:26:30.350 --> 01:26:33.489
spin around. And then you press down on these

01:26:33.489 --> 01:26:36.069
keys that press the rubberized wheel into various

01:26:36.069 --> 01:26:40.289
strings. So it's kind of like a violin sound,

01:26:40.529 --> 01:26:44.170
but it's not a violin. It looks more like a lute

01:26:44.170 --> 01:26:48.350
or a weird -ass guitar. But it gives this droning

01:26:48.350 --> 01:26:53.319
odd quality to it. Well, Tim CC thought, let's

01:26:53.319 --> 01:26:56.739
do this with a guitar. Oh, nice. So they bolted

01:26:56.739 --> 01:26:59.119
the guitar to a wall so it was hanging vertically

01:26:59.119 --> 01:27:02.420
and then bolted the device to the bridge and

01:27:02.420 --> 01:27:04.880
had an electric drill with a rubber wheel that

01:27:04.880 --> 01:27:07.180
was spinning. And they would just press it on

01:27:07.180 --> 01:27:13.260
various strings. I love that. And they used it

01:27:13.260 --> 01:27:16.859
on a number of songs and they listed the credits

01:27:16.859 --> 01:27:21.140
as Gizmotron. But, you know, it sounded pretty

01:27:21.140 --> 01:27:23.680
cool and it was pretty interesting, but shortly

01:27:23.680 --> 01:27:25.920
after they invented it and were trying to work

01:27:25.920 --> 01:27:28.239
on a marketable version of it, it was completely

01:27:28.239 --> 01:27:32.140
surpassed by synthesizers who could easily make

01:27:32.140 --> 01:27:34.180
that sound without the contraption. There wasn't

01:27:34.180 --> 01:27:36.560
anything special about that. All you had to do

01:27:36.560 --> 01:27:38.699
was turn the dial to the right patch and press

01:27:38.699 --> 01:27:41.899
the keys and you're done. All right, there's

01:27:41.899 --> 01:27:43.920
a couple ones that I don't know who the band

01:27:43.920 --> 01:27:48.439
is, Godspeed U. Okay, so let's go on past that.

01:27:48.989 --> 01:27:52.829
How about Black Sabbath Sweet Leaf? Ah. That

01:27:52.829 --> 01:27:55.449
someone recorded Tony Iommi coughing after hitting

01:27:55.449 --> 01:27:59.170
a bomb. And it's funny because you don't smoke

01:27:59.170 --> 01:28:02.350
the leaf. No. You smoke the fire buds. That's

01:28:02.350 --> 01:28:05.630
right. Still called Sweet Leaf, I guess. Let's

01:28:05.630 --> 01:28:10.369
see. There's a Sex Pistols song called EMI. Yeah.

01:28:10.409 --> 01:28:12.369
Because they really hated their previous label,

01:28:12.489 --> 01:28:15.770
EMI. Yeah. And at the end of the song, Johnny

01:28:15.770 --> 01:28:17.470
Rotten turns around and farts in the microphone.

01:28:18.189 --> 01:28:20.710
I believe it. It's just a little squeaker. I

01:28:20.710 --> 01:28:23.810
believe it. Dead Kennedy's most famous song,

01:28:23.930 --> 01:28:26.409
Too Drunk to Fuck. Yes. At the end of the song,

01:28:26.409 --> 01:28:28.250
you can hear him vomiting in a toilet in the

01:28:28.250 --> 01:28:31.670
next room. And he actually made himself vomit

01:28:31.670 --> 01:28:33.369
and recorded it. The best punk band name ever.

01:28:33.750 --> 01:28:39.829
Yes, the Dead Kennedys. Oh. All right. Judas

01:28:39.829 --> 01:28:43.710
Priest, metal gods, distorted utensils tossed

01:28:43.710 --> 01:28:47.899
on a tray creating a marching feet sound. Oh,

01:28:47.939 --> 01:28:49.939
I can see that, yeah. Yeah, so he's just doing

01:28:49.939 --> 01:28:54.439
utensils on a train. It sounds like marching

01:28:54.439 --> 01:28:58.760
feet. And then finally, Ian Anderson, Jethro

01:28:58.760 --> 01:29:01.640
Tull, gulping and hailing air while playing a

01:29:01.640 --> 01:29:05.060
flute on locomotive breath. Oh, yeah, because

01:29:05.060 --> 01:29:11.500
in between notes you hear him go... What a name

01:29:11.500 --> 01:29:14.500
of a locomotion breath. He had a great name.

01:29:14.640 --> 01:29:19.239
That's a funky -ass song, too. It is. Isn't that

01:29:19.239 --> 01:29:24.060
the, in the shuffle in madness, locomotive breath,

01:29:24.460 --> 01:29:29.199
runs the all -time loser, headlong to his death.

01:29:29.520 --> 01:29:33.140
Yeah, it's, let's see. Then he's got the flute

01:29:33.140 --> 01:29:34.779
in there, and it's like, where did that flute

01:29:34.779 --> 01:29:38.619
come from, but I love it. And I always misunderstood

01:29:38.619 --> 01:29:42.039
the chorus, but he's saying, God has stole the

01:29:42.039 --> 01:29:44.279
handle of the train and won't stop going, no

01:29:44.279 --> 01:29:47.020
way to slow down. Oh, is that what it says? I

01:29:47.020 --> 01:29:49.260
thought it was saying, no, he couldn't slow down.

01:29:49.859 --> 01:29:52.739
But he's saying, no way to slow down. Yeah, it

01:29:52.739 --> 01:29:54.819
does sound like no way he could slow down. Yeah.

01:29:55.539 --> 01:29:59.239
Okay. Once I saw the lyrics written down, I was

01:29:59.239 --> 01:30:02.720
like, oh, I guess that is what he's saying. Cool.

01:30:03.199 --> 01:30:08.279
Oh, this is sports. Okay. But, I mean, I wanted

01:30:08.279 --> 01:30:10.220
to get into it and I forgot. We were going on

01:30:10.220 --> 01:30:14.250
two hours. Yeah. All right. Nick Sirianni and

01:30:14.250 --> 01:30:19.630
Brown, their receiver. Yeah. I forgot his first

01:30:19.630 --> 01:30:24.810
name. Is it A .J.? A .J. Brown, yeah. Okay, Nick

01:30:24.810 --> 01:30:27.109
Sirianni and A .J. Brown in a heated argument,

01:30:27.250 --> 01:30:32.550
but this was different. I know Kelsey and Reed

01:30:32.550 --> 01:30:34.449
has had a couple of spats where they run into

01:30:34.449 --> 01:30:38.489
each other and say something. Every time, the

01:30:38.489 --> 01:30:40.989
non -aggressor turned around and didn't address

01:30:40.989 --> 01:30:45.229
it. Both of them were turned around yelling at

01:30:45.229 --> 01:30:49.510
each other actively. So what do you get of that?

01:30:53.029 --> 01:30:56.289
Do you think there's internal strife there? Yeah,

01:30:56.329 --> 01:30:59.310
I would say the receiver was pissed because the

01:30:59.310 --> 01:31:02.630
offense just fell off a cliff and was being nothing.

01:31:02.649 --> 01:31:04.989
Yeah, because they weren't doing anything, and

01:31:04.989 --> 01:31:06.850
he was frustrated. Well, why are we doing these

01:31:06.850 --> 01:31:12.979
plays? They're not working. Yeah, yeah. in order

01:31:12.979 --> 01:31:16.039
to maintain his career and his fame and his other

01:31:16.039 --> 01:31:19.260
opportunities, he needs to be catching balls,

01:31:19.500 --> 01:31:22.199
being talked about, racking up stats, et cetera.

01:31:22.260 --> 01:31:24.399
And when you're basically sidelined for no good

01:31:24.399 --> 01:31:26.720
reason and the coach just is doing nothing about

01:31:26.720 --> 01:31:30.340
it, and maybe he's got incentive clauses in his

01:31:30.340 --> 01:31:32.859
contract, and they're like, yeah, you ain't catching

01:31:32.859 --> 01:31:36.159
enough passes this year to reach anywhere close

01:31:36.159 --> 01:31:38.939
to that, it can get pretty aggravating. It's

01:31:38.939 --> 01:31:41.140
like, you brought me here, you set me up, and

01:31:41.140 --> 01:31:43.100
now you're ignoring me. and I can't do anything,

01:31:43.260 --> 01:31:46.560
I might as well not even be here. And a lot of

01:31:46.560 --> 01:31:48.500
those players, they don't want to just sit around

01:31:48.500 --> 01:31:50.399
and collect a paycheck. They want to go out and

01:31:50.399 --> 01:31:51.199
play and accomplish stuff. No, he wants to win.

01:31:51.300 --> 01:31:53.159
He's got a taste of winning, and he wants more,

01:31:53.260 --> 01:31:55.380
but they're a one and done. They're not going

01:31:55.380 --> 01:31:57.460
to be a repeat. What the Chiefs did a couple

01:31:57.460 --> 01:32:01.100
years ago is not the normal. Yeah. I think a

01:32:01.100 --> 01:32:03.619
lot of the players, the vast majority of players

01:32:03.619 --> 01:32:07.069
now in the NFL and entering the NFL. realize

01:32:07.069 --> 01:32:09.829
that the NFL is not what's going to make their

01:32:09.829 --> 01:32:12.710
fortune. It's going to open the door for what's

01:32:12.710 --> 01:32:14.909
going to make their fortune. Yes. Where it used

01:32:14.909 --> 01:32:17.289
to be, oh, sign the big NFL contract and you're

01:32:17.289 --> 01:32:20.250
set for life. Not that way anymore. It's like

01:32:20.250 --> 01:32:22.850
sign the big contract, meet the right people,

01:32:22.930 --> 01:32:26.229
get these business opportunities, take your first

01:32:26.229 --> 01:32:29.170
big high -paying contract, invest all that in

01:32:29.170 --> 01:32:31.670
something else, just grow, grow, grow. When Mahomes

01:32:31.670 --> 01:32:35.149
just come out of the box hot, he got every endorsement

01:32:35.149 --> 01:32:39.210
around. Yeah. And the thing is, he's very personable.

01:32:39.569 --> 01:32:42.310
He's a good -looking guy. He's very likable.

01:32:42.369 --> 01:32:45.970
And also, I think the fact that he's biracial

01:32:45.970 --> 01:32:48.550
helps, too. Yeah. I think both sides can identify.

01:32:48.550 --> 01:32:49.789
Non -threatening to a lot of people. Yeah, non

01:32:49.789 --> 01:32:52.470
-threatening. Yes, exactly. And I know you're

01:32:52.470 --> 01:32:54.630
going, threatening in this day? Yes. Oh, yeah.

01:32:54.630 --> 01:32:58.810
It still goes on. Yeah. There's probably a lot

01:32:58.810 --> 01:33:01.109
of companies that are thanking their lucky stars

01:33:01.109 --> 01:33:05.010
that they got Mahomes as an endorser. early in

01:33:05.010 --> 01:33:07.550
his career when he didn't cost that much. Now

01:33:07.550 --> 01:33:10.909
he's a lot pickier and he charges a lot more,

01:33:11.069 --> 01:33:14.449
which is smart. But there are companies out there

01:33:14.449 --> 01:33:17.250
like, damn, we were so lucky to get him. And

01:33:17.250 --> 01:33:20.189
he gets his family involved in it too, which

01:33:20.189 --> 01:33:24.810
is smart. You know, he could, okay, my kids get

01:33:24.810 --> 01:33:27.789
this much for participating. There's a bank account

01:33:27.789 --> 01:33:30.750
for him right there. And the more of those that

01:33:30.750 --> 01:33:32.449
you do, the more that they're going to be set

01:33:32.449 --> 01:33:34.289
up the rest of the life. They are anyhow. Yeah.

01:33:34.430 --> 01:33:36.409
It'll be a great way to teach him about money

01:33:36.409 --> 01:33:38.449
and how it works. When, all right, you got this

01:33:38.449 --> 01:33:40.130
because you did this commercial when you were

01:33:40.130 --> 01:33:42.689
three. Okay. And you got this because you did

01:33:42.689 --> 01:33:45.149
this when you were five. And we have this right

01:33:45.149 --> 01:33:47.189
here because we're going to need you to do this

01:33:47.189 --> 01:33:49.810
later on in life. Yeah. So I think it's a great

01:33:49.810 --> 01:33:51.649
way of what he's doing because they have that

01:33:51.649 --> 01:33:54.090
new commercial that features all of them. Yeah.

01:33:54.149 --> 01:33:56.680
His wife and kids. and i think that's a splendid

01:33:56.680 --> 01:33:59.399
idea if you really if a company really wants

01:33:59.399 --> 01:34:02.640
you to be their um endorser they'll go all right

01:34:02.640 --> 01:34:04.739
we'll take all of my homes yeah yeah there are

01:34:04.739 --> 01:34:07.159
a lot of companies where a family unit like that

01:34:07.159 --> 01:34:11.000
would be very good for for image oh it's a great

01:34:11.000 --> 01:34:13.000
idea i thought for i forgot what the particular

01:34:13.000 --> 01:34:16.619
what they're selling but i think it's a great

01:34:16.619 --> 01:34:18.899
idea because that just brings family into it

01:34:20.439 --> 01:34:23.600
It's like, oh, look how beautiful she is. How

01:34:23.600 --> 01:34:25.819
many kids did she have? How is that possible?

01:34:26.039 --> 01:34:27.800
You know, all that good stuff. And they're like,

01:34:27.899 --> 01:34:29.699
oh, that one, that one right there, that looks

01:34:29.699 --> 01:34:32.960
like Patrick. That looks like Britton. You know,

01:34:32.960 --> 01:34:36.920
it really, it's kind of an endearing thing, way

01:34:36.920 --> 01:34:42.779
to do. And also it helps them out. I'm sure Taylor

01:34:42.779 --> 01:34:45.159
Swift and Travis Kelsey aren't thinking along

01:34:45.159 --> 01:34:49.140
these lines, but any children they have are going

01:34:49.140 --> 01:34:53.010
to be. eminently exploitable for money. And there

01:34:53.010 --> 01:34:55.609
are going to be people pushing them to do so.

01:34:55.909 --> 01:34:58.369
I imagine Taylor and Travis are going to be a

01:34:58.369 --> 01:35:00.069
little smarter about it than your average person.

01:35:00.090 --> 01:35:01.569
I don't think they're going to bite on that.

01:35:02.250 --> 01:35:05.510
Mahomes is one thing, but the fever pitch of

01:35:05.510 --> 01:35:08.930
those two, they can't do that. They have children.

01:35:09.010 --> 01:35:11.029
They've got to keep them way away. There are

01:35:11.029 --> 01:35:14.770
people who are so fanatical that they... could

01:35:14.770 --> 01:35:18.329
do all sorts of unthinkable things if you get

01:35:18.329 --> 01:35:20.569
people too familiar with your kids and how they

01:35:20.569 --> 01:35:22.729
look and what your routines are and where to

01:35:22.729 --> 01:35:26.310
find you. I'm sure they're already, you know,

01:35:26.329 --> 01:35:28.289
them being engaged and everything, I'm sure they're

01:35:28.289 --> 01:35:30.350
already being fucking tutored on that too, going,

01:35:30.390 --> 01:35:34.250
look guys, you're officially, you've been a huge

01:35:34.250 --> 01:35:37.090
deal for a long time now, and this is traditionally

01:35:37.090 --> 01:35:41.189
how some people get. there was a social media

01:35:41.189 --> 01:35:44.350
mom i forget which platform or platforms she

01:35:44.350 --> 01:35:47.930
was using but it basically every day she would

01:35:47.930 --> 01:35:53.689
post content about herself and her daughter and

01:35:53.689 --> 01:35:56.270
what they would do and how they get along and

01:35:56.270 --> 01:35:58.789
you know clothes shopping and food and this just

01:35:58.789 --> 01:36:01.930
kind of making a reality tv show with herself

01:36:01.930 --> 01:36:04.149
and her little daughter who was like one and

01:36:04.149 --> 01:36:09.130
a half two like that and then uh You know, the

01:36:09.130 --> 01:36:11.270
years went by and the daughter was like five

01:36:11.270 --> 01:36:16.989
or six. And there was a big bust of a child pornography

01:36:16.989 --> 01:36:22.590
ring. And this woman's daughter was heavily represented

01:36:22.590 --> 01:36:25.729
in the child porn collection. Oh, I think I remember

01:36:25.729 --> 01:36:28.329
that. Yeah, she had no idea. She was like, where

01:36:28.329 --> 01:36:30.850
did this come from? But you're posting these

01:36:30.850 --> 01:36:32.770
pictures on public. People are going to download

01:36:32.770 --> 01:36:35.050
them and jerk off looking at your little baby.

01:36:35.500 --> 01:36:38.640
You've got to realize that that is a very real

01:36:38.640 --> 01:36:40.960
possibility. And this woman was just horrified

01:36:40.960 --> 01:36:43.279
and stunned and wanted something done. And it

01:36:43.279 --> 01:36:46.220
was like, idiot, you're posting that publicly.

01:36:46.239 --> 01:36:48.899
Are you really questioning that goes on? Yeah.

01:36:48.920 --> 01:36:50.840
If you're questioning that goes on in this day

01:36:50.840 --> 01:36:53.340
and age with Epstein files and all that, there's

01:36:53.340 --> 01:36:54.779
something wrong with you. No kidding. And you

01:36:54.779 --> 01:36:57.300
should not have children. So she was trying to

01:36:57.300 --> 01:36:59.739
blame the social media platforms that they shouldn't

01:36:59.739 --> 01:37:02.180
have let them. It's like anybody can download

01:37:02.180 --> 01:37:04.300
or take a screenshot or what, and then nobody

01:37:04.300 --> 01:37:06.579
knows what they do with it, do they? Could be

01:37:06.579 --> 01:37:09.319
anything. Yeah, that's crazy, isn't it? So, I

01:37:09.319 --> 01:37:11.520
mean, everyone's saying, do not put pictures

01:37:11.520 --> 01:37:15.300
of your kid out there. Okay, all right, I think

01:37:15.300 --> 01:37:17.920
we're going to probably wrap this up now. Yep,

01:37:17.979 --> 01:37:20.939
like a steaming pile of something. Yeah, yeah,

01:37:20.979 --> 01:37:24.439
something, definitely something. You can fill

01:37:24.439 --> 01:37:30.680
in the blanks yourself. Yes. Hey, how we would

01:37:30.680 --> 01:37:32.380
like to thank everybody for listening. Like we

01:37:32.380 --> 01:37:34.140
were talking about, we're well over a million

01:37:34.140 --> 01:37:37.680
downloads and really being very popular. We appreciate

01:37:37.680 --> 01:37:40.319
everybody's support. You guys are doing so well.

01:37:40.319 --> 01:37:43.079
Thank you all very much. And go fuck yourself.