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Hey there, Slap Nets. It's time for the Creeps

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Music News. Hey, my little pumpkin seeds. This

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is Johnny Rohypnol with your music news. The

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latest news from the coroner and the death of

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Ace Brealey. His founding member, lead guitarist,

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and successful solo artist was. Ace had a stroke

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and led to his fall that resulted in a brain

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bleed and his unfortunate passing. We already

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miss you, Ace. Condolences to his family and

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friends. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That was your

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music news. And remember, bar chords are bullshit.

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We're up and live. I couldn't get you to laugh

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that time. No, I did laugh a little bit, but

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I was able to sustain. Oh, okay. But I did laugh.

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Okay. We'll slip you a little nitrous oxide next

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time you laugh your ass off. There we go. You'll

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be like, okay, Mark, it's done. No, really, it's

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done. All right. Keith Richard, I got this little

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story on my new verse. Yeah. Keith Richard's

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in Longwood. We're in Keith's dressing room.

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but someone knocked on his dressing room door.

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The Stone's manager yelled, the police are here

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from the hallway. They flipped out and quickly

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flushed all the drugs to open the door to Stuart

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Copeland. The police standing there. Keith Rogers

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just told that story the other day. That's awesome.

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It was the police. I bet that manager got his

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ass chewed. You should have said Stuart Copeland.

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Wow. Yeah, so they flipped out and got rid of

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all their drugs. Oh, gosh. Hopefully, Stuart

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Copeland had someone. You would hope, yeah. Otherwise,

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they'd have to go buy some more. Yeah, yeah.

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Well, they'd go have someone go get them, I'm

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sure. Well, that's true, yeah. So, all right.

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You got something you want to go into? I've got

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a bunch of shit. Yeah. Something I can do right

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off the top here. Miley Cyrus has a large nodule

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on her vocal cords and she's actually had it

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there for quite a while. It really helps define

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the way she sings and she says it actually is

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difficult to sing with it and it's been getting

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slightly more difficult so she has to work really

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really hard to sing well with that nodule but

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she doesn't want to get it removed because she

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doesn't want to change how her voice sounds.

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I get it. I get it, yeah. It's like Freddie Mercury

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didn't want to fix his teeth because he figured

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it would mess up his tone. Yeah, and it probably

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would have. When they were talking about it,

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I remember, I forgot who was talking about it.

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It was on some show, and they said, you know,

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he was probably lying. Probably so, yeah. Yeah,

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so, yeah. But in response to that, Miley Cyrus

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says she's giving up touring. Oh, why? That's

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why. Because she just can't do night after night.

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She can do... albums and you know single performances

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but then all night night after night she said

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nah can't do it anymore it's just too much work

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no more miley cyrus tours man damn it there goes

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my plans yeah yeah i've got a story here i want

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to get your opinion on sure but it's not music

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okay but we can go back to music afterwards There's

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a man in Indiana suing another man because his

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actions led to severe head injuries. Okay. All

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right. South Bend, Indiana, Roger Tripple is

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suing his former neighbor and friend over a million

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dollars in damages and all medical bills paid

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when his neighbor allegedly blasted the horn

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of his car when he was installing a car battery.

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Oh, my gosh. Now, I've done that before. Oh,

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yeah. And I've hit my head before. But not this

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severe, but it sucks and you fucking hate it.

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I mean, yeah. Jim Sanders is being sued after

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his neighbor and friend was helping him install

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a battery in his Ford Escape. Well, there you

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go right there. Oh, yeah. Ford Escape. We had

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some friendly dogs stopping by. Always cool.

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Okay, so yeah, him owning it for an escape means

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he needs to get sued anyhow. Yeah. So, Triple

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jumped out to where he struck his head on the

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whole lock attachment on the underside of the

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car hood. Oh, that hurt. Yeah, he needed immediate

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medical attention and ambulance was called. Mr.

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Sanders received a large laceration on his head

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with part of it visible on the top of his forehead.

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Yeah. So there you have, like, disfigurement,

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too. True, true. The lawsuit also states that

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disfigurement to his face occurred. The court

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filing was placed in November. They will have

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several attempts at settling the case out of

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court. My thoughts is the man being sued is striving

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for an escape. How much more can you recover?

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It's a little loud. Yeah, I think I would be

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inclined to go along with that because playing

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a joke on somebody is one thing, but that was

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just cruel and sadistic. It is when you do that.

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Somebody stupid enough to do that and put somebody

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else at that much risk needs to have their ass

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sued off to teach them a lesson. And then other

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people will be like, oh, I better not screw with

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him. I mean, you know, something like that could

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happen. And I'm surprised I didn't hurt myself

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severely because that used to happen all the

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time. It would be like fucking replacing valve

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cover gaskets or something. a friend or your

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brother or something sneaks up there while you're

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not looking and you're like you hit your head

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yep so yeah i could definitely see that and i

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agree with it yeah i think it's pretty dangerous

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to do that somebody who's got a tool in their

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hand i know i was thinking it must have hurt

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so bad that he couldn't do it yeah but he had

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a socket wrench i mean i could see that going

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upside the guy's head or inside him somewhere

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yeah in some body orifice never to be removed

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That sounds better. Yeah. And we'll get to that

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list later. So, okay, yeah, we're on the same

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page of that. I was the same way. I'm like, you

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know what? Too boneheaded to let go. Yeah, yeah.

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And also disfigurement and laceration. It didn't

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say anything about a concussion, but who knows.

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And medical attention being necessary. I mean,

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all of this points towards a good settlement.

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Yeah, I think from the insurance company, because

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the guy that owns the escape, you know, he's

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making payments. And you don't want the escape.

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No, no. So, all right, go ahead. That's all I

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got with that one. Next up, let's get fast to

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this point. I've got the top 28 albums of 2025

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according to musicnews .com. And the interesting

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thing about this list is I haven't heard of most

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of them. Okay. So this isn't rock and roll. This

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is all albums. All albums. Okay, I like that.

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Last week you done rock and roll. Yeah. Okay.

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So this one, the number one is from a band called

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Geese, and the album's called Getting Killed.

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Okay. Number two, Wolf Alice. And the album's

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called Declaring. This next one is, I saw a second

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article about this saying that some people are

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not too pleased with this album. They're not

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real comfortable with it. The band is FKA Twigs.

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And the album's called Eusexua. Okay. And apparently

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there's something about it that people are objecting

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to. There's some controversy. I didn't look into

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it. Okay. Number four, Self -Esteem, A Complicated

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Woman. The name of the band? Self -Esteem. Number

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five, Alex G. in the album Headlights. Okay.

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Number six, Sia Gray in the album Sia. S -A -Y

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-A. Okay. James K. in his album Play. A band

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called This Is Lorelai. And the album Hollow

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Boy. Or Holo Boy. Okay. Number nine. Wednesday.

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And the album It Bleeds. Okay. Yeah. Okay. That's

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it. Apparently these are really popular according

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to musicnews .com, but they don't play them on

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the radio stations either. Yeah, me neither.

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I don't. Here's one called The Viagra Boys. And

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their album is called Viagra A Boys. Okay. I

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love the name. Love the name. But never heard

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of them. Yep. This next one's pretty good. Get

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Down Services is the band. I like that one too.

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Their album is Primordial Slot Machine. Oh. Okay.

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That gets an A plus for originality. Isn't that

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awesome? Yeah. That's like something like, oh,

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let me think of a band. Zodiac Mine War for several

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months. Yes. I'm glad you remember that. A lot

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of people don't. Yeah. That was Feed My Frankenstein.

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Yeah. They're the ones who wrote that one. Yep.

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Let's see. Number 12. Home Counties and their

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album Humdrum. I don't know if their album was

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kind of humdrum. Why would you want to buy it?

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Yeah. Here's a band I've actually heard of. Tame

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Impala. I don't think I've heard of them. I've

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heard of Tame Impala, and their album is called

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Deadbeat. I like that. Number 14, Shame, and

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the album Cutthroat. Okay. Number 15, Sports

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Team, and their album is called Boys These Days.

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I like that title. Here's another one I've actually

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heard of the band, Arcade Fire. Yeah, I've heard

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of them. Their album is Pink Elephant. Okay.

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So apparently that was the 16th biggest album

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of last year. Okay. Number 17, Welly, Big in

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the Suburbs. Okay. Number 18, Divorce, and their

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album Drive to Goldenhammer. I'm not sure where

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Golden Hammer is. I don't know. I don't know

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if I want to go there. Maybe it's something that

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swingers do. Maybe it's Fuckhammer, the band.

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Yeah, and they add a golden shower, so it's golden.

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Yeah, the lead singer, Reggie Filt, I'm sure

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he lives there. Yeah, I imagine so. Yeah, you

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met Reggie Filt. Yeah, he's the brother of Motorhead's

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drummer. Was it Filth Taylor's name? Yeah, yeah.

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Filthy Animal. Filthy Animal, yep. All right,

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number 19, The Murder Capital. The album is Blindness.

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Okay. I wonder which city would be the murder

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capital. Chicago, I believe. I think it's Chicago,

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yeah. Number 20, Anthony Smirik, Service Station

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at the End of the Universe. It's kind of interesting.

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It's like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. You

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end up at the service station at the end of the

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universe. True, true. 21, Sam Fender, People

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Watching. Freddie Fender's great -nephew. Yeah,

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and Leo Fender's grandson. Oh, yeah, yeah, yep.

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Number 22, Nas and DJ Premier, Light Years. 23,

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The Clips, Let God Sort Them Out. Wasn't there

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a Megadeth album like that? That's what I thought,

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too. Kill Them All. Kill Them All. No, that was

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Metallica. Oh, that was Metallica. Yeah. Okay.

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Kill Them All, God Will Know His Own. 24, The

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Hives. And their album is called The Hives Forever

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Forever The Hives. Okay, I'm glad they like The

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Hives. Yeah. Okay. Number 25, Raekwon, The Emperor's

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New Clothes. Okay. 26, Mobb Deep, Infinite. Okay.

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27, Pulp, More. Okay. And number 28, C -MAT and

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their album Euro Country. Okay. It was originally

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going to be called Euro Trash, but they figured

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they'd sell more if they changed it to Euro Country.

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Okay. So I've heard about two of those bands.

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Yeah, I think same here. But look at us covering

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bands we've never heard of. I know, yeah. Just

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because our listeners want to. We are good like

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that. All right. Is that all of them? Is that

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the list? That's the list. All right, how about...

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The truth of the Rock Feuds of yesteryear. What

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really happened. Excellent. Yeah. Enough time

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has gone by. They can actually tell the truth

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of what was going on. And that's what they're

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doing. That's what they're doing now. These two

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muffins here are yours. I'm full, man. That sandwich

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was huge. So go ahead. I'll grab one. I'm hungry

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still. I don't think I'm going to eat another

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one. That sandwich was fantastic. It was good.

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Yeah, his wife makes a killer breakfast sandwich.

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Yes, she did. Oh, she could sell them. I think

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she could. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and it was huge. So

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I'm kind of done for right now. Yeah. All right.

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Nirvana versus Axl Rose. I think we all remember

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that. Yeah. MTV, Axl, Nirvana making fun, all

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that good stuff. All right. And then Nirvana

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turned it, turned it down. They turned down the

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tour that Guns N' Roses invited them on. They

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said, no, they're too commercial. And that flipped

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GNR out. You know, Axl Rose in particular. I

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guess him and Vince quit fighting. He needed

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someone else. I don't know. Alright, a few moments

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were an emblematic of the contention between

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the hard rock of the 80s and the grunge of the

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early 90s as a confrontation between Axl Rose

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and members of Nirvana at the 1992 MTV Video

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Music Awards. Wow. Kurt Cobain and wife Courtney

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Love were backstage with their infant daughter

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when Love asked the Guns N' Roses singer to be

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her godfather. Supposed to be Courtney Bean's

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godfather, right? Yeah. Asked him. Rose reportedly

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told Cobain, you shut up your bitch or I'm taking

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you down to the pavement right now. Wow. What

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a weird reaction. It always went down as Cobain

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started. Yeah. It always went down as Cobain

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said he didn't want posers and he wasn't going

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to have anything to do with them and he didn't

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want them there. Interesting. Yeah. Like you

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said, they can tell the truth now. That was working

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for them before that. You know, Kurt Cobain snubbing

00:15:01.659 --> 00:15:03.639
him and all that. That worked great because that

00:15:03.639 --> 00:15:06.940
made people pay attention. But now nobody cares.

00:15:06.980 --> 00:15:09.899
They're telling the truth of it. Yeah. So, anyhow,

00:15:10.980 --> 00:15:13.580
Cobain turned to his wife and he said, shut up,

00:15:13.580 --> 00:15:19.740
bitch. Wow. I bet Courtney loved that one. Yeah.

00:15:19.779 --> 00:15:22.929
Well, it doesn't say what... Courtney loved my,

00:15:22.990 --> 00:15:24.649
I mean, I couldn't imagine her saying anything

00:15:24.649 --> 00:15:30.389
too bad because why would she ask him to be the

00:15:30.389 --> 00:15:33.889
godfather of their child if she said something

00:15:33.889 --> 00:15:39.129
bad to him? Did she ask him that as like a sarcastic

00:15:39.129 --> 00:15:42.070
insult or was she being sincere? Who knows? It

00:15:42.070 --> 00:15:44.070
didn't really explain it, unfortunately. Now,

00:15:44.110 --> 00:15:46.269
if it's sarcastic, I can see how it could strike

00:15:46.269 --> 00:15:50.350
up a fight. Yeah. So, Doug McKagan and Chris

00:15:50.350 --> 00:15:53.950
Novoselic also exchanged words later after Nirvana's

00:15:53.950 --> 00:15:57.049
performance of Lithium. Dave Grohl got on the

00:15:57.049 --> 00:15:59.470
microphone and said, hi Axl, into his microphone.

00:15:59.889 --> 00:16:03.769
So, nothing bad but enough to provoke him. McKagan

00:16:03.769 --> 00:16:07.429
members, let's see, McKagan eventually patched

00:16:07.429 --> 00:16:09.629
up things with all three Nirvana members. When

00:16:09.629 --> 00:16:12.490
Rose broke his foot on the eve of Guns N' Roses

00:16:12.490 --> 00:16:15.850
reunion tour in 2016. Grohl let the singer the

00:16:15.850 --> 00:16:17.950
throne he had built after he fell off stage and

00:16:17.950 --> 00:16:20.870
broke his leg the year before during a Foo Fighters

00:16:20.870 --> 00:16:24.610
show. Yeah. So they get along good now. Yeah,

00:16:24.629 --> 00:16:27.029
interesting. It does a nice little gesture, too.

00:16:27.610 --> 00:16:30.470
And the feud was really, to me, not really a

00:16:30.470 --> 00:16:33.370
feud anyhow. Yeah, I think it was something blown

00:16:33.370 --> 00:16:37.470
up by their respective management teams because

00:16:37.470 --> 00:16:40.389
it's, you know, any publicity is good publicity.

00:16:40.940 --> 00:16:44.299
Everything I just stated here was nothing. Nothing.

00:16:44.500 --> 00:16:46.899
I remember Nirvana having a sneering attitude

00:16:46.899 --> 00:16:49.320
to a lot of bands. Yeah, they didn't like any

00:16:49.320 --> 00:16:51.740
of the 80s stuff. They were the new guys. They

00:16:51.740 --> 00:16:54.820
were both... Nirvana and Pearl Jam were on another

00:16:54.820 --> 00:17:00.100
Video Music Awards show. And Pearl Jam, I think,

00:17:00.100 --> 00:17:04.900
performed the song Jeremy. And after the show,

00:17:05.200 --> 00:17:10.109
Kurt Cobain was acting genuinely surprised. saying,

00:17:10.150 --> 00:17:12.029
you know, I thought Eddie Vedder was just a nobody

00:17:12.029 --> 00:17:14.130
and a poser and a wannabe, but, you know, he

00:17:14.130 --> 00:17:16.589
actually has some passion. I remember that, yeah.

00:17:16.829 --> 00:17:19.269
Yeah, so he said he was pleasantly surprised,

00:17:19.450 --> 00:17:21.509
but at the same time, he still managed to say,

00:17:21.549 --> 00:17:23.289
I thought he was nothing but a loser and a poser

00:17:23.289 --> 00:17:25.789
and a wannabe. I think his first analysis was

00:17:25.789 --> 00:17:28.130
correct. Yeah, eventually, yeah. He should have

00:17:28.130 --> 00:17:32.670
went with it. How about the feud between Paul

00:17:32.670 --> 00:17:37.190
McCartney and Michael Jackson? Oh, yeah. Because

00:17:37.190 --> 00:17:41.859
they were buds for a while. Okay, for every other

00:17:41.859 --> 00:17:43.940
example, we're going to stay out of the pop realm

00:17:43.940 --> 00:17:46.940
and stick with rock star on rock star action.

00:17:47.059 --> 00:17:49.960
However, when you manage to piss off one of the

00:17:49.960 --> 00:17:52.079
peace -loving Beatles like Michael Jackson did

00:17:52.079 --> 00:17:55.660
in 1985, you earn yourself a spot on this list.

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As the story goes, Paul McCartney made a big

00:18:00.119 --> 00:18:02.680
mistake sharing his investment advice with Jackson.

00:18:03.039 --> 00:18:05.779
We've already spoke about this, but this is clarifying

00:18:05.779 --> 00:18:09.240
it a little bit better. After he told his two

00:18:09.240 --> 00:18:12.000
-time duet partner how much money he could make

00:18:12.000 --> 00:18:14.059
by buying the publishing rights to hit songs,

00:18:14.420 --> 00:18:16.220
the king of pop turned around and bought the

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company that owned most of the Fab Four's catalog.

00:18:23.359 --> 00:18:26.299
McCartney stated, I think it's dodgy to do things

00:18:26.299 --> 00:18:30.920
like that. So McCartney, it wasn't a surprising

00:18:30.920 --> 00:18:33.619
response because he feels like he double -crossed

00:18:33.619 --> 00:18:36.700
him. All Michael Jackson had to do was tell him,

00:18:36.799 --> 00:18:39.700
hey, I'm putting in a bid for these. Yeah. That

00:18:39.700 --> 00:18:42.579
would have fixed everything. It gave the impression

00:18:42.579 --> 00:18:44.980
he was doing it behind McCartney's back. Yeah,

00:18:45.019 --> 00:18:46.920
but I tell you what I think really happened is

00:18:46.920 --> 00:18:49.079
there's so much things that Michael Jackson was

00:18:49.079 --> 00:18:51.380
involved in that he didn't even know because

00:18:51.380 --> 00:18:53.920
of his management. I think it was a management

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thing, and I think he was probably just as surprised

00:18:56.220 --> 00:18:58.420
as Paul McCartney. Yeah, I don't think he was

00:18:58.420 --> 00:19:00.480
making all the day -to -day business decisions.

00:19:00.480 --> 00:19:03.680
No, he had his investment crew. And they saw

00:19:03.680 --> 00:19:05.880
this opportunity. And then when that happened,

00:19:06.059 --> 00:19:09.900
I think he was kind of like, oh, shit, I didn't

00:19:09.900 --> 00:19:11.640
expect that. But at that time, he was already

00:19:11.640 --> 00:19:17.119
done. So, yeah. So, Paul McCartney said, it's

00:19:17.119 --> 00:19:20.400
like you have a friend in your house, and he

00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:22.960
loves a rug, and he turns around and buys it

00:19:22.960 --> 00:19:26.839
from someone else. Yeah. So, yeah. So, all right.

00:19:27.740 --> 00:19:30.480
The next one, how about Tommy Lee versus Kid

00:19:30.480 --> 00:19:36.119
Rock? Once again, the VMAs was the site of this

00:19:36.119 --> 00:19:39.619
altercation. MTV pissed people off. Yeah, yeah.

00:19:39.779 --> 00:19:42.079
It must have been the pink cocaine they were

00:19:42.079 --> 00:19:45.039
serving backstage. I think it was. Makes you

00:19:45.039 --> 00:19:49.200
aggressive. It does. The two -time between Tommy

00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:52.759
Lee and Kid Rock, no, not two -time, this time,

00:19:52.859 --> 00:19:56.079
between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock in 2007, the two

00:19:56.079 --> 00:19:58.119
started feuding five years earlier when Rock

00:19:58.119 --> 00:20:01.579
was divorcing Pamela Anderson, to whom Lee previously

00:20:01.579 --> 00:20:04.269
had been married. Yeah. Lee and Anderson were

00:20:04.269 --> 00:20:08.309
sitting together when Rock approached them, as

00:20:08.309 --> 00:20:10.309
Lee wrote, I stand up and embrace him with a

00:20:10.309 --> 00:20:13.369
semi -hug and say, hey, dude, what up? He punches

00:20:13.369 --> 00:20:16.349
me in the face. Well, if you want to call it

00:20:16.349 --> 00:20:19.730
that, it's more like a bitch slap. And then he

00:20:19.730 --> 00:20:24.369
said he's a wuss. Security intervened and escorted

00:20:24.369 --> 00:20:26.650
Lee out of the building before he could retaliate,

00:20:26.730 --> 00:20:30.079
Rock said. this was unavoidable i had to do that

00:20:30.079 --> 00:20:34.779
okay i think there's more to it that they're

00:20:34.779 --> 00:20:39.440
not saying yeah um i think that lee just the

00:20:39.440 --> 00:20:42.500
way he spoke here and just knowing his intelligence

00:20:42.500 --> 00:20:45.220
grade probably mouthed off to him first yeah

00:20:45.220 --> 00:20:49.039
yeah so i think probably something about penis

00:20:49.039 --> 00:20:52.250
size Yeah, yeah, probably. You'll never match

00:20:52.250 --> 00:20:54.589
this, haha. Yeah. Yeah, something like that.

00:20:54.869 --> 00:21:00.549
So, you know, he said he had a long time coming.

00:21:00.569 --> 00:21:02.130
I came back from the bathroom and he's sitting

00:21:02.130 --> 00:21:05.950
right there. It was like even more disrespectful,

00:21:06.170 --> 00:21:08.289
everything he said. I was like, that's enough,

00:21:08.369 --> 00:21:11.440
that's it. So there, right there, says that Tommy

00:21:11.440 --> 00:21:14.980
Lee was about to compress. Yeah. And then he'd

00:21:14.980 --> 00:21:16.640
come up and tried to make it good by hugging

00:21:16.640 --> 00:21:19.000
him, and Rock wasn't having it. Rock said, oh,

00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:20.839
yeah? That makes sense, yeah. Yeah, here, I'll

00:21:20.839 --> 00:21:23.420
give you the good news about what you said. There

00:21:23.420 --> 00:21:27.880
you go. Did you ever hear the one about Marilyn

00:21:27.880 --> 00:21:32.079
Manson and Trent Reznor? No, no. I actually saw

00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:34.359
the two together in concert. They're good now.

00:21:34.579 --> 00:21:37.019
Okay. Yeah, but no, that one, I think that's

00:21:37.019 --> 00:21:41.119
before the two. Yeah, because it was Marilyn

00:21:41.119 --> 00:21:44.099
Manson's first album, Portrait of an American

00:21:44.099 --> 00:21:47.420
Family, and Nine Inch Nails, I forget which album,

00:21:47.500 --> 00:21:48.940
but it was Downward Spiral. I don't know what

00:21:48.940 --> 00:21:52.000
number that was, fourth or fifth. That was the

00:21:52.000 --> 00:21:54.680
third. No, no, fourth. Yeah, they had Pretty

00:21:54.680 --> 00:21:59.619
Hate Machine. Broken. Broken. Maybe it was the

00:21:59.619 --> 00:22:01.160
third one. Maybe it was the third one, yeah.

00:22:01.200 --> 00:22:03.640
It was the third one, that's right. Yeah, it

00:22:03.640 --> 00:22:07.269
was the third one. And Downward Spiral is one

00:22:07.269 --> 00:22:09.410
that got more airplay than any other one. Yeah,

00:22:09.410 --> 00:22:11.829
yeah. Even though Pretty Hate Machine was probably

00:22:11.829 --> 00:22:14.849
his epic. Yeah, even Trent doesn't really like

00:22:14.849 --> 00:22:16.730
that one. He thinks a lot of those songs should

00:22:16.730 --> 00:22:20.750
have been worked on a whole lot more. He says

00:22:20.750 --> 00:22:22.849
they all kind of sound like techno pop to him.

00:22:23.119 --> 00:22:24.880
They were, but, I mean, that's also the beauty

00:22:24.880 --> 00:22:26.519
of it. It was good. I mean, it was different

00:22:26.519 --> 00:22:29.019
at the time. Yeah, there's one really haunting

00:22:29.019 --> 00:22:30.720
song, and they're called I Just Want Something

00:22:30.720 --> 00:22:33.640
I Can Never Have. Yeah. It's basically piano

00:22:33.640 --> 00:22:37.000
and hymn singing and some kind of industrial

00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:40.839
sound effects. Well, to me, it's a perfect song.

00:22:41.059 --> 00:22:44.539
Yeah. I mean, because what he's saying is described

00:22:44.539 --> 00:22:47.019
in the music without him saying it. Yeah, yeah.

00:22:47.440 --> 00:22:51.960
It's a perfect blending of thematic matter and

00:22:51.960 --> 00:22:55.230
sound. Yeah, it is art in its finest primitive

00:22:55.230 --> 00:23:00.029
form. Okay, Trent Reznor and Marilyn Manson started

00:23:00.029 --> 00:23:02.950
out as friends with Manson being signed to Reznor

00:23:02.950 --> 00:23:06.170
Label and the Nine Inch Nails star producing

00:23:06.170 --> 00:23:09.029
Manson's early albums. And Manson played guitar

00:23:09.029 --> 00:23:11.369
on some of Reznor's albums. He did. Yeah, he's

00:23:11.369 --> 00:23:14.730
actually got credits on a few albums. But tensions

00:23:14.730 --> 00:23:17.210
came to a head during the sessions of Antichrist

00:23:17.210 --> 00:23:20.549
Superstar. I think that was the tour, wasn't

00:23:20.549 --> 00:23:27.049
it? No, that was after Downward Spiral. Okay,

00:23:27.210 --> 00:23:30.910
okay. Anyhow, things got shitty between us, and

00:23:30.910 --> 00:23:33.730
I'm not blameless. Reznor said in a 2009 interview

00:23:33.730 --> 00:23:37.450
with Rolling Stone where he called Manson a dopey

00:23:37.450 --> 00:23:43.150
clown. Well, he did like dope. Yeah, he did.

00:23:43.349 --> 00:23:47.029
He did. He was in the dope show. There was a...

00:23:48.829 --> 00:23:50.809
quote from Marilyn Manson he said he went over

00:23:50.809 --> 00:23:53.549
to Billy Corgan's house and they're both taking

00:23:53.549 --> 00:23:55.890
these these pills that somebody gave them and

00:23:55.890 --> 00:23:58.490
they they decided the pills made them feel fruity

00:23:58.490 --> 00:24:02.009
so that was the only word that seemed to fit

00:24:02.009 --> 00:24:06.250
we felt fruity so he gets high with Billy Corgan

00:24:06.250 --> 00:24:11.069
at least fruity I don't know what that means

00:24:11.069 --> 00:24:16.779
I have no idea either I'm glad they had fun The

00:24:16.779 --> 00:24:18.960
majority of it, though, was coming from a resentment

00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:23.740
guy who finally got out from under the master's

00:24:23.740 --> 00:24:25.759
umbrella and was able to stab him in the back.

00:24:26.119 --> 00:24:29.920
So this is Reznor talking about Manson. And it

00:24:29.920 --> 00:24:32.720
was drug -related on everyone's part. Manson

00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:37.000
said in 2017, trying to clarify the situation,

00:24:37.380 --> 00:24:39.720
I won't incriminate him on anything. We were

00:24:39.720 --> 00:24:43.309
all on drugs, so to speak. I just remember when

00:24:43.309 --> 00:24:45.430
we got in a fight, and he kicked me out of the

00:24:45.430 --> 00:24:48.690
studio, and he then smashed the hard drive. So

00:24:48.690 --> 00:24:51.609
for so many years, I thought the Masters of Enterprise

00:24:51.609 --> 00:24:54.410
Superstar were destroyed. Manson added in the

00:24:54.410 --> 00:24:56.589
same area that the two had patched things up,

00:24:56.710 --> 00:25:00.029
and he also recovered the drive. Oh, okay. He

00:25:00.029 --> 00:25:02.450
had another one. That's good. So when he smashed

00:25:02.450 --> 00:25:04.509
it, I think Fred Resnore did that for effect,

00:25:04.609 --> 00:25:06.609
but he knew he had another one. That's smart.

00:25:06.769 --> 00:25:10.440
Yeah, so. How about Vivian Campbell versus Ronnie

00:25:10.440 --> 00:25:13.660
James Dio? Ooh, that's a good one. Well, Dio

00:25:13.660 --> 00:25:15.700
started going off the end for a while there,

00:25:15.779 --> 00:25:17.940
and every time someone asked him, I hope he dies,

00:25:18.140 --> 00:25:20.900
fuck him, yo, he's a piece of shit, he would

00:25:20.900 --> 00:25:23.700
just say the most awfulest things about Vivian

00:25:23.700 --> 00:25:28.759
Campbell. And it's still, Wendy Dio says he quit,

00:25:28.920 --> 00:25:33.640
Ronnie James Dio, Wendy Dio, Vivian Campbell

00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:39.079
says he was fired. Yeah, that's a tough one to

00:25:39.079 --> 00:25:41.859
figure out. Well, Vivian Campbell said he was

00:25:41.859 --> 00:25:45.220
fired on the spot right there, and he never looked

00:25:45.220 --> 00:25:49.059
back. But I guess Wendy Dio viewed it as, hey,

00:25:49.220 --> 00:25:52.839
that wasn't like an official firing. You know,

00:25:52.920 --> 00:25:55.259
Ronnie lost his temper, which he's known to do.

00:25:55.779 --> 00:25:59.720
And you should have got with me instead of leaving

00:25:59.720 --> 00:26:02.880
and never coming back. I think he was fired because

00:26:02.880 --> 00:26:04.960
the words came out of Dio's mouth, and he's the

00:26:04.960 --> 00:26:08.289
owner of the band. But anyhow. Vivian Campbell

00:26:08.289 --> 00:26:11.890
versus RJD. That's the cool kid's way of saying

00:26:11.890 --> 00:26:14.069
Ronnie James Dio. Just to let everybody know,

00:26:14.210 --> 00:26:17.049
okay? That way, next time someone asks you who

00:26:17.049 --> 00:26:20.809
RJD is, you can say Ronnie James Dio. Or make

00:26:20.809 --> 00:26:23.390
up something, they won't know. All right. Although

00:26:23.390 --> 00:26:25.470
they made great records together in the early

00:26:25.470 --> 00:26:27.809
80s, yeah, I think that Def Leppard Guitars,

00:26:27.950 --> 00:26:30.789
those records they made together were fucking

00:26:30.789 --> 00:26:34.869
classic. Amazing stuff. Deaf -lover guitarist

00:26:34.869 --> 00:26:36.950
Vivian Campbell and the late Ronnie James Deere

00:26:36.950 --> 00:26:40.690
clearly didn't see eye to eye. A few years prior

00:26:40.690 --> 00:26:42.930
to his death, Deere made his feelings on Campbell

00:26:42.930 --> 00:26:46.170
crystal clear, declaring he's a fucking asshole.

00:26:47.410 --> 00:26:50.809
He's a piece of shit. And that's what I'm talking

00:26:50.809 --> 00:26:52.750
about. That's pretty hard to misinterpret. Yeah,

00:26:52.789 --> 00:26:55.730
and it was all over the internet. Whoever took

00:26:55.730 --> 00:26:58.349
the video that he didn't see when he said that

00:26:58.349 --> 00:27:01.569
posted it everywhere. Because he was talking

00:27:01.569 --> 00:27:03.819
to one guy directly and he turned around. and

00:27:03.819 --> 00:27:05.680
he saw the camera and you could see it's like

00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:08.480
oh and there's no way to straighten it out he

00:27:08.480 --> 00:27:10.400
knew that guy's gonna go and run with it so you

00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:13.559
can watch it right now if you wanted to um although

00:27:13.559 --> 00:27:16.220
he said regrets for the deal as one of the vilest

00:27:16.220 --> 00:27:18.900
people in the industry campbell maintains that

00:27:18.900 --> 00:27:22.099
it was he who was wrong by the legendary singer

00:27:22.099 --> 00:27:25.480
i didn't quit that man they quit me i'm proud

00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:28.099
of those records for years and years ronnie excluded

00:27:28.099 --> 00:27:31.220
me from that in 2012 he reunited with the original

00:27:31.220 --> 00:27:34.359
deal band members with a new singer promising,

00:27:34.599 --> 00:27:37.079
I wrote those riffs, I'm going to take them back.

00:27:38.339 --> 00:27:45.160
Yeah, and that was the last in line. Oh, okay.

00:27:45.259 --> 00:27:47.440
That incarnation. There have been a lot of Dio

00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:53.480
tribute bands, per se, of different members of

00:27:53.480 --> 00:27:56.279
his bands through the eras. Yeah. Because one

00:27:56.279 --> 00:28:02.069
of them was Greg Goldie. Form 1. And I think

00:28:02.069 --> 00:28:05.450
it's called Dio and the Disciples. Yeah, I think

00:28:05.450 --> 00:28:07.869
I remember that one. And Craig Goldie also did

00:28:07.869 --> 00:28:10.589
the hologram. He played guitar. Oh, okay. Yeah.

00:28:10.650 --> 00:28:13.130
And they had Tim Ripper -Owens, Oney Logan, and

00:28:13.130 --> 00:28:16.089
another guy singing whenever Dio wasn't up there

00:28:16.089 --> 00:28:19.250
on the hologram. Interesting. But not something

00:28:19.250 --> 00:28:22.089
I'd be interested in seeing again. Yeah. It wasn't

00:28:22.089 --> 00:28:24.490
nearly the grand thing. I'm sure they come a

00:28:24.490 --> 00:28:29.990
long ways. But to me, it was very... apparent

00:28:29.990 --> 00:28:32.910
that Dio was not there. A hologram is supposed

00:28:32.910 --> 00:28:36.170
to be like, oh shit, look at that. It was anything

00:28:36.170 --> 00:28:40.089
but that to me, but anyhow. Alright, Courtney

00:28:40.089 --> 00:28:43.009
Love versus Ryan Adams is my final one here.

00:28:43.289 --> 00:28:47.509
Oh, okay. I've forgotten all about this. In 2008,

00:28:47.730 --> 00:28:50.549
Courtney Love, who's rolling Guns N' Roses feud

00:28:50.549 --> 00:28:53.119
with Nirvana, is already described above. accused

00:28:53.119 --> 00:28:57.240
Ryan Adams of using $858 ,000 from her daughter's

00:28:57.240 --> 00:29:00.880
trust fund to record his 2003 album, Rock and

00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:05.559
Roll, which was produced by the then -boyfriend,

00:29:05.619 --> 00:29:09.180
Jim Barber. And that would be Courtney Loves.

00:29:09.259 --> 00:29:11.779
In addition to calling it one of the worst records

00:29:11.779 --> 00:29:14.660
I could think of in rock and roll history, she

00:29:14.660 --> 00:29:18.660
intimidated... Hey there, slap nuts. It's time

00:29:18.660 --> 00:29:24.119
for The Creeps Music News. Hey my little pumpkin

00:29:24.119 --> 00:29:26.819
seeds, this is Johnny Rohypnol with your music

00:29:26.819 --> 00:29:29.940
news. During an appearance on July 8th episode

00:29:29.940 --> 00:29:33.000
of SiriusXM's Trunk Nation, Tony Omi spoke about

00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:34.940
some of his upcoming music -related projects,

00:29:35.160 --> 00:29:37.279
including a full -length collection of new material

00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:40.339
from legendary Black Sabbath guitarist. Tony

00:29:40.339 --> 00:29:43.279
said, as transcribed by Blabbermouth .net, Well,

00:29:43.299 --> 00:29:45.480
at the moment, I was doing my own album until

00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:48.059
Back to the Beginning event came up, and then

00:29:48.059 --> 00:29:50.000
of course I had to stop and concentrate on preparing

00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:52.890
for the Sabbath performance. But I'm continuing

00:29:52.890 --> 00:29:54.970
next week to try to finish off what I started

00:29:54.970 --> 00:29:57.450
with this album. And then who knows what I'm

00:29:57.450 --> 00:30:00.230
going to do. It's great, really. Because if something

00:30:00.230 --> 00:30:03.490
pops up, I'll do it if I want to do it. Asked

00:30:03.490 --> 00:30:05.750
if his upcoming album is a Tony Omi solo record

00:30:05.750 --> 00:30:07.930
with guests on it, like he's done before with

00:30:07.930 --> 00:30:10.710
the legendary 2000s IOMI, the guitarist responded,

00:30:11.049 --> 00:30:14.009
At the moment, no. I've got one singer on it.

00:30:14.190 --> 00:30:15.890
which I originally thought of different singers,

00:30:16.009 --> 00:30:18.430
but it started off as it was going to be an instrumental

00:30:18.430 --> 00:30:21.430
album, and it's gone from that into a full -fledged

00:30:21.430 --> 00:30:24.390
Tony Iommi project. But then I thought, oh, wait,

00:30:24.470 --> 00:30:26.849
I want to try it with a singer. So that's what

00:30:26.849 --> 00:30:29.670
I've been doing. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That

00:30:29.670 --> 00:30:32.430
was your music news. And remember, bar chords

00:30:32.430 --> 00:30:37.990
are bullshit. Made it at a sexual relationship

00:30:37.990 --> 00:30:41.410
between the two. It demanded her payback, or

00:30:41.410 --> 00:30:44.269
I will litigate, is what Courtney Love said.

00:30:44.670 --> 00:30:47.029
You're thieving ass from here until eternity.

00:30:48.190 --> 00:30:50.809
I'm trying to figure out how Ryan Adams was able

00:30:50.809 --> 00:30:53.970
to get access to Courtney's daughter's trust

00:30:53.970 --> 00:30:55.630
fund. No, that's what I'm wondering, too. You

00:30:55.630 --> 00:30:57.289
can't just walk up and go, hey, I'd like to.

00:30:57.490 --> 00:31:01.089
Somebody gave him that money. Exactly. So Adams

00:31:01.089 --> 00:31:03.190
waited more than a year to respond. He issued

00:31:03.190 --> 00:31:05.529
a statement to Gawker where he denied any romantic,

00:31:05.730 --> 00:31:08.009
personal, or financial involvement with love.

00:31:08.109 --> 00:31:11.430
I would too. Even if you did it, I would deny

00:31:11.430 --> 00:31:14.250
it. Oh, no, I would too. Even a drunken night

00:31:14.250 --> 00:31:16.970
when I was single. Someone goes, hey, Mark, someone

00:31:16.970 --> 00:31:19.809
said no. Never touch that. No, I wasn't even

00:31:19.809 --> 00:31:23.890
in town. No. All right. They don't make condoms

00:31:23.890 --> 00:31:27.140
thick enough. No. I could not take enough showers.

00:31:27.279 --> 00:31:29.799
No. I would still be taking a shower right now.

00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:32.539
That'd be 30 years ago, 40 years ago, whatever.

00:31:32.740 --> 00:31:34.500
I wouldn't even fuck her with somebody else's

00:31:34.500 --> 00:31:36.839
dick. No. Well, I could name a couple people

00:31:36.839 --> 00:31:39.240
that I'd do that with their dick just to be an

00:31:39.240 --> 00:31:40.980
asshole. Well, yeah. But other than that, no,

00:31:40.980 --> 00:31:47.079
yeah, I agree. So... When Adams went to Gawker,

00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:50.259
he said that she confused him with Barber and

00:31:50.259 --> 00:31:52.859
that rock and roll was paid for by his label,

00:31:53.000 --> 00:31:55.960
which Barber produced, which Barber could have

00:31:55.960 --> 00:31:59.839
maybe stole money out of the account. Yeah, interesting.

00:32:00.299 --> 00:32:04.200
But according to this, it wasn't Ryan Adams.

00:32:05.210 --> 00:32:08.750
Not to be confused with Summer of 69, Ryan. Ryan,

00:32:08.789 --> 00:32:12.349
yeah. Ryan is different. But it sounds to me

00:32:12.349 --> 00:32:15.869
like somebody else committed the crime and just

00:32:15.869 --> 00:32:17.809
gave the money to Ryan Adams. And she blamed

00:32:17.809 --> 00:32:19.970
Ryan Adams. Yeah, if you don't know the money's

00:32:19.970 --> 00:32:22.670
stolen and somebody gives it to you, then you're

00:32:22.670 --> 00:32:25.130
not to blame. Yeah, no, I mean, how is he going

00:32:25.130 --> 00:32:28.079
to get her money unless he's... directly dealing

00:32:28.079 --> 00:32:30.779
with her, which he wasn't. Or unless his name

00:32:30.779 --> 00:32:33.019
is on the trust, in which case he's entitled

00:32:33.019 --> 00:32:35.140
to get into it because his name's on it. Yeah,

00:32:35.140 --> 00:32:38.180
this sounds like just a weird mess that needs

00:32:38.180 --> 00:32:41.220
a lot more explanation. Yeah, I think so too.

00:32:43.420 --> 00:32:45.720
Corbin or whatever his name is, I think you've

00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:47.779
got to look at him as being more of a culprit

00:32:47.779 --> 00:32:51.900
than Ryan Adams because he had more direct access

00:32:51.900 --> 00:32:55.460
to love and any funds that could have been available.

00:32:57.259 --> 00:33:00.640
And also, another thing that's important to mention

00:33:00.640 --> 00:33:05.180
here, there was never a lawsuit. Oh, yeah. At

00:33:05.180 --> 00:33:07.599
$850 ,000, you'd think there'd be some sort of

00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:13.200
action. So I'm thinking maybe she's having a

00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:15.819
bad day with drugs. I don't know. This is all

00:33:15.819 --> 00:33:18.680
allegedly. Who knows? So that's all I got. It

00:33:18.680 --> 00:33:21.039
does sound like something that she eventually

00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:23.019
figured out, yeah, I can't do anything about

00:33:23.019 --> 00:33:25.000
this, but I'm not going to take it back. So they

00:33:25.000 --> 00:33:31.000
just let it drop. Yeah. That's all I got. All

00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:32.680
right. I mean, I have more stuff, but that's

00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:36.180
all I have. Okay. Well, how would you like to

00:33:36.180 --> 00:33:40.660
hear a list of alternatives to the Gibson Les

00:33:40.660 --> 00:33:43.319
Paul standard? Oh, would you call them alternatives?

00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:45.359
These would be Les Paul alternatives. Les Paul

00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:47.240
alternatives. I would love to hear this. Now,

00:33:47.279 --> 00:33:50.039
a Gibson Les Paul is somewhere between $2 ,500

00:33:50.039 --> 00:33:54.009
and $3 ,000 for the Les Paul standard. So not

00:33:54.009 --> 00:33:56.069
everybody can afford that. Not everybody wants

00:33:56.069 --> 00:33:58.730
to pay that. And this is Gibson's doing. Yeah,

00:33:58.750 --> 00:34:01.930
yeah. All the way. They didn't have to. Nope.

00:34:02.650 --> 00:34:06.289
So I came up with a list of alternatives of guitars

00:34:06.289 --> 00:34:09.449
that almost all of them have the Les Paul shape

00:34:09.449 --> 00:34:13.389
and can do what a Les Paul does, but are significantly

00:34:13.389 --> 00:34:15.929
cheaper. And like we were saying on the way down

00:34:15.929 --> 00:34:20.989
here in the car, you cannot... copyright that

00:34:20.989 --> 00:34:23.989
body style. No. So they all look just like Les

00:34:23.989 --> 00:34:26.530
Paul's. Yeah. Well, anyhow, go ahead, please.

00:34:26.630 --> 00:34:30.210
So up first on the list is Agile, A -G -I -L

00:34:30.210 --> 00:34:37.329
-E, model 2500 through 3010SC. They range anywhere

00:34:37.329 --> 00:34:43.469
from $250 to $600 on the used market. They're

00:34:43.469 --> 00:34:47.309
Korean -made. Some models have a multi -radius

00:34:47.309 --> 00:34:51.219
neck. which a lot of players like. It's bottom

00:34:51.219 --> 00:34:54.019
of the neck. It's good for rhythm playing, and

00:34:54.019 --> 00:34:55.760
the top of the neck is good for solo playing.

00:34:56.360 --> 00:35:00.340
It features coil tapping, a Graphtec nut, a maple

00:35:00.340 --> 00:35:03.780
cap, Alnico 5 pickups for that good raunchy sound,

00:35:04.019 --> 00:35:08.539
a five -piece neck through style, whereas the

00:35:08.539 --> 00:35:11.179
neck is made of five pieces, and it goes all

00:35:11.179 --> 00:35:12.980
the way through the body for awesome sustain.

00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:16.099
Ebony fretboard. I mean, it's just loaded with

00:35:16.099 --> 00:35:19.380
features. and they play really well, and they're

00:35:19.380 --> 00:35:23.420
about $600, anywhere from $250 to $600 on the

00:35:23.420 --> 00:35:27.780
used market. Any Korean -made or Japanese -made

00:35:27.780 --> 00:35:29.940
guitar is going to have really good build quality.

00:35:30.260 --> 00:35:32.260
No, I would agree. That sounds like a really

00:35:32.260 --> 00:35:36.320
good alternative, actually. Up next, we have

00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:41.880
the Tokai, T -O -K -A -I, the LS -101F. They

00:35:41.880 --> 00:35:46.369
go for about $1 ,200. brand new. They're a mahogany

00:35:46.369 --> 00:35:50.070
one -piece set neck, a maple cap, Gotoh hardware,

00:35:50.409 --> 00:35:53.929
which is a good brand, a bone nut, switchcraft

00:35:53.929 --> 00:35:57.110
jack, orange drop capacitors, made in Japan.

00:35:58.590 --> 00:36:00.989
There's a YouTube channel that I watch from a

00:36:00.989 --> 00:36:03.150
guy called, his name is Shane, and his channel's

00:36:03.150 --> 00:36:06.349
called In The Blues, and he's a lefty, and he

00:36:06.349 --> 00:36:09.710
plays a lefty tokai, and it sounds amazing. It's

00:36:09.710 --> 00:36:13.059
a really good sounding guitar. Chances are you're

00:36:13.059 --> 00:36:14.380
going to have to have it shipped from Japan,

00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:17.559
but it's still cheaper than a Les Paul standard.

00:36:18.199 --> 00:36:24.139
Up next we have the LTD line that's made by ESP,

00:36:24.239 --> 00:36:27.219
which is a Japanese company. ESP is the premier

00:36:27.219 --> 00:36:32.440
line, LTD is the everybody else line. Their Les

00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:36.539
Paul copies are called Eclipse, or EC for short.

00:36:36.760 --> 00:36:41.280
So you can get the EC200DX for $400, brand new.

00:36:41.799 --> 00:36:45.480
you can get their top -of -the -line EC 1007

00:36:45.480 --> 00:36:49.820
baritone 7 -string with an Evertune bridge for

00:36:49.820 --> 00:36:55.539
$17 .99. Wow. And they're actually made, these

00:36:55.539 --> 00:36:58.179
LTDs are actually made in China, but there are

00:36:58.179 --> 00:36:59.659
a lot of plants in China that are putting out

00:36:59.659 --> 00:37:01.780
awesome quality plants. Oh, I know. It's not

00:37:01.780 --> 00:37:04.199
China. A lot of stuff there is not like it used

00:37:04.199 --> 00:37:06.539
to be. No. They are making state -of -the -art

00:37:06.539 --> 00:37:09.420
quality products now. Yes, they are. It's amazing.

00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:13.889
Yeah. anywhere from $400 to $1800 depending on

00:37:13.889 --> 00:37:16.230
the features you want and you can get them with

00:37:16.230 --> 00:37:19.050
just all sorts of awesome wonderful features.

00:37:19.769 --> 00:37:24.489
Really affordable. I've played the EC -256 and

00:37:24.489 --> 00:37:29.550
it was pretty good. It needed a little bit of

00:37:29.550 --> 00:37:32.170
fine -tuning. You know, some of the frets were

00:37:32.170 --> 00:37:34.829
a little sharp. A few things needed to be kind

00:37:34.829 --> 00:37:37.610
of smoothed down, but it sounded awesome. So

00:37:37.610 --> 00:37:42.320
that's a really good alternative. Here's one

00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:44.280
that's a little harder to find. The brand name

00:37:44.280 --> 00:37:48.940
is Bernie, B -U -R -N -Y, and it's the LG 75.

00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:53.340
You can only get them used anymore, but they're

00:37:53.340 --> 00:37:56.099
like $6 .50 and up used, and they're Japanese

00:37:56.099 --> 00:38:00.860
made. And there's a number of people that tour

00:38:00.860 --> 00:38:03.480
with Bernie Les Pauls because they're just so

00:38:03.480 --> 00:38:06.719
much better. Yeah. You don't really notice that

00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:08.559
they're not Gibson Les Pauls from the stage.

00:38:08.579 --> 00:38:11.119
No, but that's the thing, too, is nobody ever

00:38:11.119 --> 00:38:13.880
looks and tries to look for that Gibson insignia

00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:17.760
on the head. Yeah, and anybody who's paying attention

00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:20.920
to that, why would you want to impress them?

00:38:21.059 --> 00:38:24.239
Exactly, you don't care, yeah. Here's another

00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:27.150
really good one, Heritage. Now, when Gibson up

00:38:27.150 --> 00:38:29.170
and left their Kalamazoo, Michigan plant and

00:38:29.170 --> 00:38:31.929
moved to Nashville, a bunch of their former employees

00:38:31.929 --> 00:38:34.409
stayed behind, bought the factory, and started

00:38:34.409 --> 00:38:36.289
putting out guitars under the Heritage name.

00:38:36.289 --> 00:38:38.150
I love that story. Yeah, I remember you reported

00:38:38.150 --> 00:38:42.230
that quite a while ago. So they have the Heritage

00:38:42.230 --> 00:38:45.730
H -150, which is kind of the, I mean, it's not

00:38:45.730 --> 00:38:47.769
a beginner or entry -level guitar, but it's kind

00:38:47.769 --> 00:38:50.449
of the least expensive one they make. $2 ,000.

00:38:51.400 --> 00:38:53.840
But it's made in the Kalamazoo, Michigan plant

00:38:53.840 --> 00:38:56.559
on all the equipment that was used for decades

00:38:56.559 --> 00:38:59.900
to make Gibsons, including the pickup winders

00:38:59.900 --> 00:39:04.380
and the neck profilers and everything is exactly

00:39:04.380 --> 00:39:06.079
everything they used to use to make Gibsons.

00:39:06.420 --> 00:39:09.219
I've got a little trivia on that plant. Oh, okay,

00:39:09.260 --> 00:39:12.219
cool. Did you know, because I was up in Kalamazoo,

00:39:12.219 --> 00:39:14.360
I had to go there a few times for a couple of

00:39:14.360 --> 00:39:19.420
jobs. That plant is right next to Central Time.

00:39:20.039 --> 00:39:23.139
If you went a little bit on their yard to the

00:39:23.139 --> 00:39:28.300
west, went to the west just slightly, and still

00:39:28.300 --> 00:39:31.619
on their property, you're in central time. Funny.

00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:34.880
Yeah. You can jump between eastern and central.

00:39:35.059 --> 00:39:38.880
They go by eastern, but they were like so close

00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:42.679
to central they could have taken either. Funny.

00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:44.719
I mean, the line is just like right there on

00:39:44.719 --> 00:39:46.380
their property. Yeah, you figure it's got to

00:39:46.380 --> 00:39:48.300
be somewhere. There's probably somebody's house

00:39:48.300 --> 00:39:50.480
somewhere where the bedroom is in one time zone.

00:39:50.860 --> 00:39:53.420
There is. It's like, damn, I have to get up.

00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:55.179
So I walked to the living room, and then I got

00:39:55.179 --> 00:39:57.840
another hour of sleep. It's just outside of Kalamazoo,

00:39:57.860 --> 00:40:00.400
actually. Just right outside of Kalamazoo. The

00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:02.559
line is right there. They're barely eastern.

00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:06.699
Funny. I know. Isn't that something? And you

00:40:06.699 --> 00:40:09.500
want to hear something funnier? Sure. Did you

00:40:09.500 --> 00:40:12.440
know that the Panhandle of Florida, a good chunk

00:40:12.440 --> 00:40:15.260
of it, like Pensacola and that whole area, is

00:40:15.260 --> 00:40:18.190
central time? So you look up there how far over

00:40:18.190 --> 00:40:20.130
eastern time it is, you draw a straight line

00:40:20.130 --> 00:40:22.449
down, it does not seem like Florida would go

00:40:22.449 --> 00:40:24.230
that far over. Yeah, you wouldn't think. No,

00:40:24.250 --> 00:40:28.130
but it does. Oh, wow. Yeah, I guess they ascend

00:40:28.130 --> 00:40:30.929
farther west than Georgia. Yeah, but it doesn't,

00:40:30.929 --> 00:40:34.349
yeah. They go almost all the way up to Alabama.

00:40:34.369 --> 00:40:38.090
Under Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi, a

00:40:38.090 --> 00:40:40.269
little bit under Mississippi, yeah. A couple

00:40:40.269 --> 00:40:42.429
years, a year or so ago, we stayed in Gulf Shores,

00:40:42.469 --> 00:40:44.710
Alabama, and you could look down the coastline

00:40:44.710 --> 00:40:47.489
and see Florida. It was just like right there.

00:40:47.650 --> 00:40:50.409
It's like, see those condos and hotels and all

00:40:50.409 --> 00:40:52.409
that stuff? That's Florida. It's just right there.

00:40:52.570 --> 00:40:53.969
And I don't think they're under Mississippi.

00:40:54.030 --> 00:40:56.449
I think it stops in Alabama, actually. Mobile,

00:40:56.789 --> 00:40:59.010
that whole area. Mobile's like really close.

00:40:59.289 --> 00:41:01.230
Yeah, because Alabama gets that little wedge

00:41:01.230 --> 00:41:04.550
down at the coast that cuts off Florida from

00:41:04.550 --> 00:41:09.090
Louisiana. But the Heritage guitars, you can

00:41:09.090 --> 00:41:11.349
get them with nitro finish, a bone nut, and they

00:41:11.349 --> 00:41:15.199
use Seymour Duncan pickups. Oh, nice. Yeah. And

00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:18.400
this one in particular comes with the 59s, which

00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:20.900
I have a set of 59s in one of my Les Pauls, and

00:41:20.900 --> 00:41:23.460
they're amazing. They've got real hard, snarly

00:41:23.460 --> 00:41:25.860
chorale tunes. It's awesome. Oh, good. Good.

00:41:29.019 --> 00:41:32.199
The one person I saw who was doing some comparisons

00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:35.420
that included the Heritage guitar, he was saying

00:41:35.420 --> 00:41:39.019
the way it feels and the way it plays and the

00:41:39.019 --> 00:41:41.960
way it sounds, he likes it better than he gets

00:41:41.960 --> 00:41:44.639
in the Les Paul Standard. But the only issue

00:41:44.639 --> 00:41:47.519
he has is the headstock is just really freaking

00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:50.719
ugly. Which some people are okay with it, but

00:41:50.719 --> 00:41:52.780
I agree. It's a pretty freaking ugly headstock.

00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:56.340
I agree. I mean, it looks like a 10 -year -old

00:41:56.340 --> 00:42:00.099
cut it out with a handsaw. It's just plain and

00:42:00.099 --> 00:42:02.260
dumpy. Yeah, it could have been so much better.

00:42:02.260 --> 00:42:03.760
If you ever came up with that idea, it needs

00:42:03.760 --> 00:42:07.900
fire. Yeah. All right. Next up, we have FGN,

00:42:08.739 --> 00:42:12.039
which is short for FujiGen. Japanese, of course.

00:42:12.820 --> 00:42:16.900
They're modeled the NLC 200 EMH. Goes for about

00:42:16.900 --> 00:42:21.400
$1 ,000 used. It's Japanese made. They use Seymour

00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:25.019
Duncan JB and 59 pickups, ebony fretboard, set

00:42:25.019 --> 00:42:28.639
neck, goto hardware. Pretty much all top of the

00:42:28.639 --> 00:42:31.599
line stuff. For a third of the price of a new

00:42:31.599 --> 00:42:33.860
Les Paul Standard, you're getting a Japanese

00:42:33.860 --> 00:42:39.030
made awesome guitar. Wow. Yeah. Then, of course,

00:42:39.050 --> 00:42:42.190
there are the Epiphones. My favorite. They're

00:42:42.190 --> 00:42:45.329
my favorite. They start at about $300 for the

00:42:45.329 --> 00:42:47.769
special two. They don't even call it a Les Paul.

00:42:47.869 --> 00:42:51.190
They call it a special two. And then one of their

00:42:51.190 --> 00:42:56.849
highest -priced ones is the... They call it the

00:42:56.849 --> 00:42:59.989
Inspired by Gibson Custom because it's inspired

00:42:59.989 --> 00:43:06.059
by the Gibson Custom Shop. And it's a 1959 recreation

00:43:06.059 --> 00:43:09.860
Les Paul. So it's got 50 specs. I remember seeing

00:43:09.860 --> 00:43:13.619
it. And they added the Gibson Custom Bucker pickups,

00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:16.900
which is a $500 set of pickups. And the whole

00:43:16.900 --> 00:43:21.079
guitar is $1 ,300. Yeah, I don't know how they

00:43:21.079 --> 00:43:24.500
do that. And that's one I'm going to check out

00:43:24.500 --> 00:43:26.880
next October when we go to the Gibson Garage.

00:43:26.940 --> 00:43:29.550
I'm going to look at that one. Definitely. That's

00:43:29.550 --> 00:43:32.230
incredible. Yeah. An Epiphone with the Gibson

00:43:32.230 --> 00:43:35.269
pickups custom. Yep. And they're even using the

00:43:35.269 --> 00:43:38.429
Gibson style headstock now on Epiphones. Wow.

00:43:38.789 --> 00:43:43.110
Yeah. You and I have always been Epiphone fans.

00:43:43.309 --> 00:43:45.349
Yeah, absolutely. And like I said, the greats

00:43:45.349 --> 00:43:48.130
use Epiphone. They don't use Les Paul. I'm sorry,

00:43:48.190 --> 00:43:51.530
but yeah. Yeah. I mean, they probably own Gibsons

00:43:51.530 --> 00:43:53.610
and they keep them at home. Yeah. But you take

00:43:53.610 --> 00:43:55.230
them out on the road, you take the Epiphones

00:43:55.230 --> 00:43:57.309
because they can take a hell of a beating. Yeah.

00:43:57.519 --> 00:44:00.019
And also, they have that sound. Yeah, they do.

00:44:01.760 --> 00:44:08.179
Next up, we have Edwards ELP -108. Those also

00:44:08.179 --> 00:44:11.860
go for about $1 ,000 used. Made in Japan by ESP.

00:44:12.380 --> 00:44:18.280
So ESP's Japanese side make the Edwards. So it's

00:44:18.280 --> 00:44:20.559
even better than the LTD. Is there still ESPs

00:44:20.559 --> 00:44:24.860
in America? Yeah, the ESP has an American line

00:44:24.860 --> 00:44:27.139
that's made in America. And then they've got

00:44:27.139 --> 00:44:29.760
a Japanese line that's made in Japan. I haven't

00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:32.099
kept track of ESPs in a long time, that's why

00:44:32.099 --> 00:44:33.820
I asked. They're still breaking out a lot of

00:44:33.820 --> 00:44:36.219
really good guitars. I could see that. They've

00:44:36.219 --> 00:44:41.400
always been pretty quality. But the ELP -108

00:44:41.400 --> 00:44:44.940
has the JB and 59 pickups. It's what Seymour

00:44:44.940 --> 00:44:48.000
Duncan sold as their hot rod. pickup set except

00:44:48.000 --> 00:44:51.639
instead of 59 in the neck it's named after emerson

00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:58.400
lincoln palmer yeah um it's also it's got binding

00:44:58.400 --> 00:45:01.039
top of the line features left right center so

00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:04.300
that would be i mean that would be any of these

00:45:04.300 --> 00:45:09.480
could be your main guitar next up navigator lp

00:45:10.180 --> 00:45:14.300
You can get them $1 ,300 and up on the used market.

00:45:14.440 --> 00:45:18.699
They're Japanese -made, again, made by ESP. They

00:45:18.699 --> 00:45:21.780
come with high -end pickups, high -end wiring,

00:45:22.239 --> 00:45:26.320
the best hardware, beautiful finishes. They're

00:45:26.320 --> 00:45:29.619
just amazing guitars. Sometimes they don't sell

00:45:29.619 --> 00:45:31.780
well because it says Navigator on the headstock

00:45:31.780 --> 00:45:34.519
instead of Gibson. People get a little itchy,

00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:40.909
but they're still awesome guitars. Paul Reed

00:45:40.909 --> 00:45:45.489
Smith makes a McCarty 594 single cut. Now, they

00:45:45.489 --> 00:45:48.110
make them in several lines. This is the SE line,

00:45:48.309 --> 00:45:53.949
which is their lower cost one. $900 new. It has

00:45:53.949 --> 00:45:58.010
the 5815LT pickups, which are slightly underwound

00:45:58.010 --> 00:46:01.250
to give a good vintage feel. They're called 5815s

00:46:01.250 --> 00:46:04.909
because they replicate the 1958 Gibson pickups,

00:46:04.929 --> 00:46:11.519
and they were introduced in 2015, 5815. Maple

00:46:11.519 --> 00:46:14.679
cap on a mahogany body, a set neck, so it's glued

00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:17.880
in instead of bolted on. Got the push -pull,

00:46:17.920 --> 00:46:20.539
coil tapping, wiring. It's got all the bird inlays.

00:46:20.619 --> 00:46:23.300
It's a beautiful guitar, and it's one of their

00:46:23.300 --> 00:46:27.340
best -selling because for the McCarty 594 SE

00:46:27.340 --> 00:46:32.380
at $900, you're getting about $1 ,500 worth of

00:46:32.380 --> 00:46:36.719
features for only $900. And I think those are

00:46:36.719 --> 00:46:39.829
made in Indonesia. which is also a really good

00:46:39.829 --> 00:46:42.309
place for guitar making. I think Wildwood makes

00:46:42.309 --> 00:46:46.889
them. Yeah, I think so. At least the PRS I have

00:46:46.889 --> 00:46:54.150
is made by Wildwood in Indonesia. IYV, I'm not

00:46:54.150 --> 00:46:56.650
sure what that stands for. It's a Chinese company,

00:46:56.710 --> 00:47:01.869
and their model is the IJZ -300A. Okay, never

00:47:01.869 --> 00:47:04.489
heard of them. Now, this is a hollow body Les

00:47:04.489 --> 00:47:07.670
Paul. A hollowbine? Yeah. Okay. So it's got a

00:47:07.670 --> 00:47:10.369
spruce top, which for acoustics you want a spruce

00:47:10.369 --> 00:47:14.670
top. It's got basswood sides, a mahogany back,

00:47:15.230 --> 00:47:19.789
a nyatone neck, and a jatoba fingerboard. Now

00:47:19.789 --> 00:47:21.550
all these other kinds of woods are basically

00:47:21.550 --> 00:47:25.429
different varieties of mahogany. They're all

00:47:25.429 --> 00:47:29.590
pretty much like mahogany. They're a dark, tropical

00:47:29.590 --> 00:47:32.789
hardwood that gives a warm and rich tone to everything.

00:47:33.050 --> 00:47:37.750
That's cool. Except for the spruce top. The picture

00:47:37.750 --> 00:47:40.949
I saw, the finish was beautiful. It had a trapeze

00:47:40.949 --> 00:47:46.469
bridge. Nice inlays on the neck. $210. What?

00:47:46.829 --> 00:47:51.690
That's it. For a hollow body Gibson style electric

00:47:51.690 --> 00:47:57.409
guitar with really good body woods. $210. And

00:47:57.409 --> 00:48:00.230
if you want to, you can add different pickups

00:48:00.230 --> 00:48:02.670
or whatever. $210, you've got a lot of money

00:48:02.670 --> 00:48:05.090
to play with it. Yeah, absolutely. You can spend

00:48:05.090 --> 00:48:07.289
the same amount on a good setup and the front

00:48:07.289 --> 00:48:12.550
level. Why not buy them? Yeah, it would have

00:48:12.550 --> 00:48:15.429
its own unique sound as a hollow body. I mean,

00:48:15.469 --> 00:48:17.789
yeah, I think it would sound great just by the

00:48:17.789 --> 00:48:19.889
surface of the woods and what you're talking

00:48:19.889 --> 00:48:26.469
about, the hollow body. Yeah. Wow. Next up. Firefly.

00:48:26.690 --> 00:48:29.329
Have you heard of Firefly guitars? Yep. These

00:48:29.329 --> 00:48:33.070
are another Chinese brand. They're a little bit

00:48:33.070 --> 00:48:36.869
more popular than they used to be. Yeah. These

00:48:36.869 --> 00:48:39.489
feature mahogany bodies with rosewood fingerboards,

00:48:39.630 --> 00:48:44.050
a bone nut binding, really nice finishes, and

00:48:44.050 --> 00:48:48.909
you can get used ones on Reverb starting at $110.

00:48:50.269 --> 00:48:55.039
And new ones are around $300. Wow. Yeah. Another

00:48:55.039 --> 00:48:57.940
one where all you got to do, you can change out

00:48:57.940 --> 00:49:00.360
some of the pickups. Yeah. Yeah. Because a lot

00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:02.940
of stuff on it is budget, but those are easy

00:49:02.940 --> 00:49:04.699
to replaceable, and then you've got a really

00:49:04.699 --> 00:49:07.119
nice guitar. Oh, yeah. You can even do like an

00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:09.099
Eddie Van Halen or a Jimi Hendrix or something.

00:49:09.099 --> 00:49:11.300
Yeah. Cheap a guitar. Drill some holes in that

00:49:11.300 --> 00:49:13.920
thing. See what it sounds like. Yeah. Hey, you

00:49:13.920 --> 00:49:17.719
only spent a couple hundred on it. Yeah. It's

00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:20.139
basically a disposable guitar. Exactly. That's

00:49:20.139 --> 00:49:21.579
what I'm saying. You can come up with all kinds

00:49:21.579 --> 00:49:26.059
of crazy ideas. Harley Benton. You've heard of

00:49:26.059 --> 00:49:30.400
Harley Benton? They're usually sold by this European

00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:33.559
music distributor called Thomann. It took me

00:49:33.559 --> 00:49:35.019
a minute, but I know who you're talking about.

00:49:35.619 --> 00:49:40.780
They start at $125 and go up to $440. Brand new.

00:49:42.300 --> 00:49:46.519
And they use some of the cheaper woods. Poplar,

00:49:46.719 --> 00:49:51.980
Okoumi, Nyoto, Maranti. Those are all mahogany

00:49:51.980 --> 00:49:56.550
replicas. Put a maple cap on it. The more expensive

00:49:56.550 --> 00:49:59.309
ones will have a set neck instead of a bolt -on.

00:49:59.570 --> 00:50:03.730
These roasted maple necks. That's roasted. Roasted

00:50:03.730 --> 00:50:06.130
maple. It makes it nice and hard. Oh, okay. Yeah,

00:50:06.190 --> 00:50:07.949
they actually roast it in a fire. It gives it

00:50:07.949 --> 00:50:09.949
a beautiful color, and it makes it nice and hard.

00:50:10.110 --> 00:50:12.769
I bet it does. Ebony fingerboards, graph tech

00:50:12.769 --> 00:50:15.599
nuts, stainless steel frets. which is usually

00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:17.719
a couple hundred dollar upgrade. Yeah, that is.

00:50:18.099 --> 00:50:21.119
Roswell pickups, locking tuners. I mean, that's

00:50:21.119 --> 00:50:23.119
the thing about Harley Benton is they loaded

00:50:23.119 --> 00:50:27.599
up with features. Just tons of features for anywhere

00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:31.579
from $125 to $440. Again, one of these guitars

00:50:31.579 --> 00:50:34.559
that you can do whatever you want with because

00:50:34.559 --> 00:50:37.480
it's so cheap to buy. Yeah. Wow. And you're getting

00:50:37.480 --> 00:50:42.780
a brand new guitar. Yeah. Wow. Insane. Ibanez

00:50:42.780 --> 00:50:45.559
has the AR series. Now, this is a double cut,

00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:49.679
but not exactly like an SG. But it's like, imagine

00:50:49.679 --> 00:50:52.880
a Les Paul body has the one cut on the lower

00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:54.960
side. Imagine replicating it on the top side.

00:50:55.119 --> 00:51:00.039
So it's got, like, devil horns. Oh, yeah. Yamaha

00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:03.300
made one like that called the Yamaha SG. And

00:51:03.300 --> 00:51:07.159
they got sued. But this Ibanez AR double cut,

00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:11.320
I looked at the AR420. They range between $650

00:51:11.320 --> 00:51:16.039
and $750. They're made in China. Maple and Okuomi

00:51:16.039 --> 00:51:21.019
bodies, Jotoba fretboard, Super 58 pickups, which

00:51:21.019 --> 00:51:25.380
are used on a lot of Ibanez models. They replicate

00:51:25.380 --> 00:51:29.679
the 1958 Gitz pickups. I've got 57s, I've got

00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:34.500
59s, I don't have 58s. But it's a big, heavy

00:51:34.500 --> 00:51:38.960
guitar, and it was kind of built to be... a Les

00:51:38.960 --> 00:51:40.940
Paul killer. They're supposed to be like, people

00:51:40.940 --> 00:51:42.820
buy this instead of the Les Paul because it's

00:51:42.820 --> 00:51:44.800
so much cheaper. Yeah. And it kind of didn't.

00:51:44.820 --> 00:51:47.000
But they're still excellent guitars. That's good.

00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:54.960
Schecter is another brand that used. They are

00:51:54.960 --> 00:51:58.139
an insane value because their resale price, their

00:51:58.139 --> 00:52:01.480
resale value is just ridiculously low. They're

00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:04.679
good guitars, excellent finishes, and they're

00:52:04.679 --> 00:52:06.900
a good buy when they're new. But used, they're

00:52:06.900 --> 00:52:11.179
a fantastic body. The Schecter Solo II goes anywhere

00:52:11.179 --> 00:52:14.619
from $400 to $1 ,200 used, depending on how many

00:52:14.619 --> 00:52:18.199
features. We have maple neck, graphite nut, 14

00:52:18.199 --> 00:52:20.920
-inch radius neck, so it's wide and flat for

00:52:20.920 --> 00:52:25.219
soloing. Bolt -on neck, mahogany body. The $1

00:52:25.219 --> 00:52:28.139
,200 one adds better woods, better pickups, a

00:52:28.139 --> 00:52:30.500
glued -in neck, better hardware, and better wiring.

00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:35.250
So still, for $1 ,200, you get... A beautiful

00:52:35.250 --> 00:52:37.469
looking Schecter guitar that's going to play

00:52:37.469 --> 00:52:39.610
like a beast and have all the features you want.

00:52:39.710 --> 00:52:41.730
And it's still a third of the price of the standard.

00:52:42.750 --> 00:52:50.250
Wow. And they just keep coming. DeArmond. Remember,

00:52:50.309 --> 00:52:52.829
you ever heard of DeArmond guitars? I've seen

00:52:52.829 --> 00:52:55.210
a few, but I've never really looked at them seriously.

00:52:56.070 --> 00:52:58.909
It does not ring a bell to me at all. They've

00:52:58.909 --> 00:53:01.949
been bought by Gretsch. And then Gretsch was

00:53:01.949 --> 00:53:05.280
bought by Fender. So basically their own defender.

00:53:05.539 --> 00:53:10.840
So the M66 model through the M700 model, they

00:53:10.840 --> 00:53:16.519
range from $400 to $1 ,000. Agatha's body with

00:53:16.519 --> 00:53:20.619
a NATO neck. They're USA -made D 'Armo Tron pickups.

00:53:21.179 --> 00:53:23.699
Now that's pretty good to get USA -made pickups.

00:53:23.940 --> 00:53:26.980
The D 'Armo Trons are basically like the Gretsch

00:53:26.980 --> 00:53:30.849
Filter Trons, but just a little tweaked. And

00:53:30.849 --> 00:53:33.309
the filter trons are pretty popular pickups.

00:53:34.010 --> 00:53:38.090
They have weight relief, Korean made. The M70

00:53:38.090 --> 00:53:40.690
adds better pickups and no weight relief for

00:53:40.690 --> 00:53:46.170
maximum sustain. Gretsch has the Streamliner

00:53:46.170 --> 00:53:48.590
jet and the Electromatic jet. They go anywhere

00:53:48.590 --> 00:53:53.730
from 320 to 600. Mahogany and maple, neck and

00:53:53.730 --> 00:53:56.530
body, GravTech nut, hot wire pickups, bolt on

00:53:56.530 --> 00:53:59.289
neck. Electro is mahogany maple with pure bolt

00:53:59.289 --> 00:54:02.449
pickups, locking wraparound bridge, better wiring,

00:54:02.489 --> 00:54:05.690
and a set neck. So either one of them is going

00:54:05.690 --> 00:54:07.690
to be a really good sounding guitar. It's not

00:54:07.690 --> 00:54:09.389
going to be something you'd want to record your

00:54:09.389 --> 00:54:13.090
million -selling album with. For $600, you can't

00:54:13.090 --> 00:54:15.989
go wrong. Again, all these guitars are just like,

00:54:16.110 --> 00:54:19.519
they're experimental if you want them. I mean,

00:54:19.519 --> 00:54:21.940
you can add your own stuff, do a little electronic

00:54:21.940 --> 00:54:26.059
stuff, and if it ruins it, you're not out that

00:54:26.059 --> 00:54:29.900
much money. I mean, that pawn shop guitar I bought,

00:54:30.079 --> 00:54:33.139
well, Cindy bought it for my birthday. It was

00:54:33.139 --> 00:54:37.179
a Samick, and it was $200, and it was built in,

00:54:37.219 --> 00:54:39.960
like, 99, so it's an old guitar, but it's beautiful,

00:54:39.980 --> 00:54:41.559
and it plays great, and it's one of my favorite

00:54:41.559 --> 00:54:47.139
guitars. It was only $200. I just love it. Another

00:54:47.139 --> 00:54:50.519
brand is Sire. Sire is starting to get more and

00:54:50.519 --> 00:54:53.920
more attention. They have a Larry Carlton I5S

00:54:53.920 --> 00:54:57.960
model for $700 and up. It's a slightly different

00:54:57.960 --> 00:55:03.860
take on the Les Paul shape. It looks like somebody

00:55:03.860 --> 00:55:06.119
who's trying to draw a Les Paul from memory and

00:55:06.119 --> 00:55:10.440
didn't quite remember it. The waist of the guitar

00:55:10.440 --> 00:55:13.960
is a little too pinchy and the proportions are

00:55:13.960 --> 00:55:17.110
a little weird. But it still looks cool. It still

00:55:17.110 --> 00:55:21.269
looks alright. It's got three pickups. A humbucker

00:55:21.269 --> 00:55:23.349
in the bridge and then two single coils in the

00:55:23.349 --> 00:55:28.110
center and neck. Swamp ash body and a maple neck,

00:55:28.250 --> 00:55:30.929
which is kind of like a fender. A swamp ass body?

00:55:31.090 --> 00:55:35.110
Swamp ass, yeah. Walking tuners, a vibrato, a

00:55:35.110 --> 00:55:38.150
whammy bar, bolt on neck, bone nut. It's built

00:55:38.150 --> 00:55:41.550
for toughness, tone, and versatility at the expense

00:55:41.550 --> 00:55:43.750
of looking cool. I mean, it doesn't look super

00:55:43.750 --> 00:55:47.630
cool. but it'll do absolutely everything you

00:55:47.630 --> 00:55:54.650
could ever want a guitar to do. Okay. Sorry we

00:55:54.650 --> 00:55:57.630
had to promote the program there. I watched a

00:55:57.630 --> 00:56:00.210
short video of a guy playing the Larry Carlton

00:56:00.210 --> 00:56:04.369
i5s. It sounded amazing. And, you know, he just

00:56:04.369 --> 00:56:06.769
changed the sound by pushing, pulling, slipping

00:56:06.769 --> 00:56:08.349
things around. He could get it to sound like

00:56:08.349 --> 00:56:10.610
absolutely anything. It was pretty impressive.

00:56:10.670 --> 00:56:15.159
For $700. That's... Like I said, man, these are

00:56:15.159 --> 00:56:20.219
all experimental ones. Yep. All right, next up,

00:56:20.300 --> 00:56:23.420
Godin, which is a Canadian company. They have

00:56:23.420 --> 00:56:27.320
a Summit model for $650 and up used. They're

00:56:27.320 --> 00:56:29.920
all made in Canada, mahogany body and maple neck.

00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:33.199
Maple neck is unusual for this type. The woods

00:56:33.199 --> 00:56:35.940
vary by the price. Pickups and tone circuit vary

00:56:35.940 --> 00:56:39.780
by the price. For $650, you can get a pretty

00:56:39.780 --> 00:56:42.269
straightforward Les Paul type. If you want to

00:56:42.269 --> 00:56:43.809
spend more, you can get all sorts of different

00:56:43.809 --> 00:56:47.969
tone options and circuits and ISO electronics

00:56:47.969 --> 00:56:51.969
and all sorts of stuff. But start to finish in

00:56:51.969 --> 00:56:54.389
the Godin line, they're all really, really well

00:56:54.389 --> 00:56:59.170
made. I mean, the build quality is better than

00:56:59.170 --> 00:57:01.590
you would think given the price. They're really

00:57:01.590 --> 00:57:07.690
well made guitars. Anyhow, is that it? Is that

00:57:07.690 --> 00:57:09.969
it? I mean, there were probably 20 or 30 more

00:57:09.969 --> 00:57:13.929
I could have gone with. but everyone gets the

00:57:13.929 --> 00:57:16.469
idea. There's tons of alternatives out there

00:57:16.469 --> 00:57:20.690
from anywhere from 10 % to 50 % of the price

00:57:20.690 --> 00:57:24.489
of a new Gibson Les Paul Standard. That's amazing,

00:57:24.750 --> 00:57:26.869
the options. You used to not have the options

00:57:26.869 --> 00:57:29.650
like you do now at all. Yeah, yeah. Just like

00:57:29.650 --> 00:57:34.489
in the last 10 to 15 years, the kind of cheap

00:57:34.489 --> 00:57:37.909
guitar market, beginner guitars, the quality

00:57:37.909 --> 00:57:40.500
of those has gone through the roof. They used

00:57:40.500 --> 00:57:42.960
to be junky guitars that could barely play. Now

00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:44.820
they're really good instruments, and they're

00:57:44.820 --> 00:57:47.219
only a few hundred dollars. It's just crazy.

00:57:48.039 --> 00:57:50.920
So, I mean, there's really no reason not to get

00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:52.800
one. If you want to play guitar, you want to

00:57:52.800 --> 00:57:55.059
learn guitar, or you've always wanted the Les

00:57:55.059 --> 00:57:58.400
Paul style sound, it's not that hard to pick

00:57:58.400 --> 00:58:00.780
one up. Go play a few gigs, save the money, and

00:58:00.780 --> 00:58:05.239
buy one of them. Right on. I even added Pantera

00:58:05.239 --> 00:58:10.079
Cowboys from Hell. Yes. Or music on that. That

00:58:10.079 --> 00:58:13.400
ought to get some attention. I just had to post

00:58:13.400 --> 00:58:16.280
on social media that we're here because I keep

00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:18.079
forgetting to do that. But, I mean, there's a

00:58:18.079 --> 00:58:20.340
lot of people out on a Sunday. You never know.

00:58:20.380 --> 00:58:22.840
There's a lot of people here. Yeah. All right.

00:58:23.199 --> 00:58:26.780
Her Act Global will terminate MTV Music, MTV

00:58:26.780 --> 00:58:31.699
80s, MTV 90s, and MTV Live across multiple territories.

00:58:32.570 --> 00:58:35.050
the United Kingdom, Ireland, France, Germany,

00:58:35.150 --> 00:58:38.489
and a full sack of other countries as well. Only

00:58:38.489 --> 00:58:42.829
MTV HD will remain. MTV did a survey about the

00:58:42.829 --> 00:58:45.110
termination of these channels and questioned

00:58:45.110 --> 00:58:47.469
young adults about the trimming down of the programming.

00:58:48.610 --> 00:58:51.309
Most of the youngsters said, this came from this

00:58:51.309 --> 00:58:56.309
source. What's MTV? They have no idea. It's already

00:58:56.309 --> 00:59:00.139
gone. Videos are gone. You know, the United States

00:59:00.139 --> 00:59:04.079
still has certain MTV operations, unfortunately.

00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:07.460
Yeah, yeah, my dish service has a few MTV channels.

00:59:07.760 --> 00:59:10.400
Yeah, I mean, we hope the bullet comes for them

00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:12.960
next. That way we can put on good, they can maybe

00:59:12.960 --> 00:59:16.380
replace it with good programming. Yeah. Okay,

00:59:16.500 --> 00:59:19.400
videos are already gone because nobody puts money

00:59:19.400 --> 00:59:23.360
in videos anymore. No. A lot of them use AI with

00:59:23.360 --> 00:59:25.960
a visualizer is what they call it. Yeah. And

00:59:25.960 --> 00:59:28.139
it just comes up with weird patterns and images

00:59:28.139 --> 00:59:31.260
that kind of match the music. And with no actual

00:59:31.260 --> 00:59:33.460
story. Because no one's actually going to sit

00:59:33.460 --> 00:59:35.320
down and watch and pay attention to the video.

00:59:35.440 --> 00:59:37.420
It just doesn't happen anymore. It's just something

00:59:37.420 --> 00:59:39.360
to be on in the background. No, yeah, they're

00:59:39.360 --> 00:59:41.820
going to be somewhere working or, I don't know,

00:59:41.840 --> 00:59:44.239
playing Frisbee or something. They're not going

00:59:44.239 --> 00:59:47.880
to be looking at a visualizer. And videos used

00:59:47.880 --> 00:59:49.900
to be a necessity because you really didn't have

00:59:49.900 --> 00:59:52.280
anything else to do. You didn't have your smartphone.

00:59:53.179 --> 00:59:55.500
It was cold outside. You want to know the newest

00:59:55.500 --> 00:59:58.420
music. We had to tune in to MTV to get the videos.

00:59:58.719 --> 01:00:03.280
But as I just spoke about, there's very few MTVs

01:00:03.280 --> 01:00:06.420
left, and they're limited too. I remember hearing

01:00:06.420 --> 01:00:08.760
bands talk about, we were in the studio recording

01:00:08.760 --> 01:00:10.679
this album, and the label said, there's nothing

01:00:10.679 --> 01:00:13.260
here we can make a video of, come up with another

01:00:13.260 --> 01:00:16.579
song. That's how important it used to be. Now

01:00:16.579 --> 01:00:20.760
it's no one gives a shit. Which is normal. Yeah,

01:00:20.800 --> 01:00:23.920
video has lived its life and it's done now. It

01:00:23.920 --> 01:00:28.159
is completely done. So, I mean, I don't have

01:00:28.159 --> 01:00:31.119
any inkling to watch a video of you. It would

01:00:31.119 --> 01:00:33.800
be fun to see some videos from like the 80s.

01:00:33.860 --> 01:00:36.280
Just because they were so fun to watch the ones

01:00:36.280 --> 01:00:37.719
when they really didn't quite know what they

01:00:37.719 --> 01:00:41.380
were doing yet. Yeah, those are good. Or watch

01:00:41.380 --> 01:00:45.659
the AHA one. It's the stencil drawing. And there

01:00:45.659 --> 01:00:47.760
are actually some bands that started making their

01:00:47.760 --> 01:00:50.780
own videos before there even was an MTV. Oh,

01:00:50.780 --> 01:00:53.360
there are a lot of bands. Yeah. See, MTV didn't

01:00:53.360 --> 01:00:55.380
come up with the idea of a music video. They

01:00:55.380 --> 01:00:57.480
saw people already were making them and said,

01:00:57.559 --> 01:00:59.800
let's just provide the channel to show these.

01:00:59.880 --> 01:01:02.260
The Beatles had a lot of videos out. Mm -hmm.

01:01:02.559 --> 01:01:06.309
Yeah. They did a lot on Sergeant Pepper. Let's

01:01:06.309 --> 01:01:09.130
see, what else? Yeah, I mean, all of them did.

01:01:09.250 --> 01:01:11.630
The Stones did some videos. I mean, it's amazing

01:01:11.630 --> 01:01:14.530
the videos that they find from back then. Some

01:01:14.530 --> 01:01:16.429
of them are just live performances, but they

01:01:16.429 --> 01:01:22.329
released them as a video. Yeah. All right. You

01:01:22.329 --> 01:01:27.269
got something? Yeah. Let's talk about Bob Violet.

01:01:28.090 --> 01:01:31.030
That was the British punk rap duo that sparked

01:01:31.030 --> 01:01:33.510
controversy in last June when they led the crowd

01:01:33.510 --> 01:01:36.570
in the chant of Death, Death to the IDF, which

01:01:36.570 --> 01:01:39.130
is the Israeli Defense Forces. They were arrested

01:01:39.130 --> 01:01:43.210
for that. Turns out the police are now dropping

01:01:43.210 --> 01:01:47.690
their investigation entirely over their controversial

01:01:47.690 --> 01:01:52.590
Glastonbury performance. Now, when they did this

01:01:52.590 --> 01:01:56.250
performance and led the crowd in the chant, their...

01:01:56.970 --> 01:02:00.550
agency, UTA, dropped them, their representative

01:02:00.550 --> 01:02:02.570
agency, and they were forced to cancel their

01:02:02.570 --> 01:02:05.650
North American tour after their visas were revoked.

01:02:05.969 --> 01:02:10.349
Wow! But last Tuesday, Avon and Somerset Police

01:02:10.349 --> 01:02:12.489
announced that they were taking no further action

01:02:12.489 --> 01:02:14.829
against the band after discovering there was

01:02:14.829 --> 01:02:17.510
insufficient evidence for there to be a realistic

01:02:17.510 --> 01:02:23.849
prospect of conviction. Now, I would think that

01:02:23.849 --> 01:02:27.079
if you had a crowd of people and you... prompted

01:02:27.079 --> 01:02:30.139
them and told them what to say and led them in

01:02:30.139 --> 01:02:32.760
the chant that is wishing death upon people,

01:02:32.900 --> 01:02:35.199
I would think that would be actionable, but apparently

01:02:35.199 --> 01:02:37.860
not. Well, there's been metal bands sued over

01:02:37.860 --> 01:02:41.059
that because of suicides. Yeah, true. But, I

01:02:41.059 --> 01:02:43.000
mean, this is the actual band telling the crowd

01:02:43.000 --> 01:02:45.139
to say, here's what you should say. This is actually

01:02:45.139 --> 01:02:48.659
them doing it. Yeah. But responding to the decision

01:02:48.659 --> 01:02:50.860
in a lengthy Instagram statement on Wednesday,

01:02:50.920 --> 01:02:53.619
frontman Bobby Violin, and I feel like there's

01:02:53.619 --> 01:02:55.579
two people in the band that go by the name Bobby

01:02:55.579 --> 01:02:58.619
Violin, but that's one of the people. He wrote,

01:02:58.719 --> 01:03:19.619
Really? Because, okay, over in Glastonbury, they

01:03:19.619 --> 01:03:22.099
don't have freedom of speech. No, they don't.

01:03:22.139 --> 01:03:24.219
They do not. That's an American thing. They do

01:03:24.219 --> 01:03:26.659
not have it over there. And even in America where

01:03:26.659 --> 01:03:28.780
you have the right of free speech, if you're

01:03:28.780 --> 01:03:33.159
encouraging violence against somebody, that doesn't

01:03:33.159 --> 01:03:35.460
fall under free speech anymore. It makes you

01:03:35.460 --> 01:03:37.800
wonder. I'm not sure. Did they get some threats,

01:03:38.059 --> 01:03:41.300
maybe? Could be. I don't know. Just a thought.

01:03:41.400 --> 01:03:44.900
So Bobby Violin, whose real name is Pascal Robinson

01:03:44.900 --> 01:03:47.929
Foster, claimed that the media and politicians

01:03:47.929 --> 01:03:50.210
have consistently attacked them over the past

01:03:50.210 --> 01:03:52.309
six months for using their platform to make a

01:03:52.309 --> 01:03:54.889
display of solidarity with the Palestinian people.

01:03:55.750 --> 01:03:59.389
So maybe this is them trying to kiss ass to the

01:03:59.389 --> 01:04:02.909
pro -Palestinian side. Yeah, the pro -Palestinian

01:04:02.909 --> 01:04:05.050
side. Yeah, well, we talked about Greta Thunberg

01:04:05.050 --> 01:04:12.789
last week. People are supporting, in my opinion,

01:04:12.789 --> 01:04:16.909
a lot of people are supporting an organization

01:04:16.909 --> 01:04:19.849
that doesn't care about them at all. Yeah, yeah.

01:04:20.210 --> 01:04:23.170
It's just weird. Yeah, I don't know. It's like,

01:04:23.230 --> 01:04:25.809
you know, chickens who are big fans of Colonel

01:04:25.809 --> 01:04:28.730
Sanders. Yes. Like, you don't make sense, man.

01:04:28.889 --> 01:04:34.449
Yeah. And this is all our opinion. And, you know,

01:04:34.449 --> 01:04:38.789
we all know what our opinions were. Yeah. Everyone's

01:04:38.789 --> 01:04:40.710
got one, and they're like assholes. Everyone's

01:04:40.710 --> 01:04:44.909
got one, and they all stink. You got something?

01:04:45.230 --> 01:04:48.690
Barbara Streisand has shared a heartfelt message

01:04:48.690 --> 01:04:53.690
praising Ariana Grande's beautiful voice. Taking

01:04:53.690 --> 01:04:56.389
to Instagram on Tuesday, the Hollywood icon posted

01:04:56.389 --> 01:04:59.110
a photo of herself and the Wicked for Good star

01:04:59.110 --> 01:05:01.309
posing together in a recording studio because

01:05:01.309 --> 01:05:05.250
they've done a song together. In the accompanying

01:05:05.250 --> 01:05:08.449
caption, Barbara gushed over Ariana's talent

01:05:08.449 --> 01:05:12.570
and work ethic. Quote, Ariana is a young woman

01:05:12.570 --> 01:05:14.989
with an amazing talent. She has a beautiful voice

01:05:14.989 --> 01:05:18.190
like no one else and so much more, the 83 -year

01:05:18.190 --> 01:05:21.190
-old wrote. She can act, she can dance, she can

01:05:21.190 --> 01:05:23.590
be funny. She's also sweet, kind, and thoughtful.

01:05:23.889 --> 01:05:26.550
I'm very proud of you, Ariana. Thanks for singing

01:05:26.550 --> 01:05:31.349
with me on my album, Big Hug, Barbara. Now, all

01:05:31.349 --> 01:05:34.349
of this plays in really well to promoting both

01:05:34.349 --> 01:05:37.309
of them and promoting the song. Well, I know

01:05:37.309 --> 01:05:42.400
why she did it. Several people have already spoken

01:05:42.400 --> 01:05:46.079
out against Barbra Streisand saying, why didn't

01:05:46.079 --> 01:05:49.099
you address her apparent eating disorder? She's

01:05:49.099 --> 01:05:53.539
wasting away. She's skin and bones. Why aren't

01:05:53.539 --> 01:05:55.559
you addressing this? I haven't seen any recent,

01:05:55.760 --> 01:05:59.000
but wow. Yeah, the joke is now that starving

01:05:59.000 --> 01:06:01.219
African children are saving up food to send to

01:06:01.219 --> 01:06:04.460
Ariana Grande because she looks like a concentration

01:06:04.460 --> 01:06:09.039
camp victim. She is just boneless. Wow. I mean,

01:06:09.039 --> 01:06:11.199
first she was white, and then she somehow turned

01:06:11.199 --> 01:06:13.619
dark. Yeah, I know. Magically. Yeah, magically.

01:06:13.699 --> 01:06:16.619
And now she's just, like, scrawny and wasting

01:06:16.619 --> 01:06:19.139
away. And for Barbra Streisand to ignore that

01:06:19.139 --> 01:06:21.559
and just use her for what she can use her for.

01:06:22.639 --> 01:06:25.219
Yikes. She has a classic mental illness that's

01:06:25.219 --> 01:06:27.440
been propped up to a star because she works good.

01:06:27.559 --> 01:06:29.800
Yep. Britney Spears. There's a bunch of people

01:06:29.800 --> 01:06:31.559
making money off of her so they don't want to

01:06:31.559 --> 01:06:33.739
change a thing. Yeah, I mean, there's so many

01:06:33.739 --> 01:06:36.360
different... The most common one that you can

01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:38.659
point to is a Britney Spears. Yeah. They prop

01:06:38.659 --> 01:06:41.900
up a hot -looking young lady, use her for everything

01:06:41.900 --> 01:06:43.579
they can, and they don't give a shit about how

01:06:43.579 --> 01:06:46.179
it destroys her. Yeah. Kind of like how they

01:06:46.179 --> 01:06:48.699
treat child actors. It's the same thing, yeah.

01:06:48.820 --> 01:06:52.519
Yeah. So, I wish Ariana Grande the best. And

01:06:52.519 --> 01:06:54.820
continued success, and I really hope that she

01:06:54.820 --> 01:06:57.480
gets some help because if she continues this

01:06:57.480 --> 01:06:59.360
way, she's going to die soon. No, I know, and

01:06:59.360 --> 01:07:01.659
I like her. She seems like a decent person. I

01:07:01.659 --> 01:07:04.079
hope that she can get through this. I've got

01:07:04.079 --> 01:07:06.079
to take a look at one of the recent photos. I

01:07:06.079 --> 01:07:09.199
had no idea what's going on. Yeah, there's something

01:07:09.199 --> 01:07:11.260
going on in her life, and she's just not eating.

01:07:12.000 --> 01:07:15.059
Wow. I don't know if it's an illness or an eating

01:07:15.059 --> 01:07:17.679
disorder. Maybe she has cancer. I don't know.

01:07:17.780 --> 01:07:22.300
But healthy humans aren't that skinny. Yeah.

01:07:22.320 --> 01:07:28.239
Wow. Okay. Creepy. Yeah, it is. All right. Now

01:07:28.239 --> 01:07:32.320
we have a new Queen song coming out. Did you

01:07:32.320 --> 01:07:35.099
know this? No. In what is being hailed as the...

01:07:35.099 --> 01:07:39.039
Huh? Is it Freddie Mercury? Yeah. Okay, then

01:07:39.039 --> 01:07:41.159
it is Queen. Yep, it is absolutely Queen. I have

01:07:41.159 --> 01:07:43.780
a problem with Queen where... Queen where...

01:07:44.039 --> 01:07:45.980
Yeah. No, it's not. This is the original four

01:07:45.980 --> 01:07:48.380
members. Also, John Deacon's not there either,

01:07:48.460 --> 01:07:52.159
so half the band has been gone. Yeah. So in what

01:07:52.159 --> 01:07:54.159
is being hailed as the ultimate holiday gift

01:07:54.159 --> 01:07:56.679
for the rock community, Planet Rock has announced

01:07:56.679 --> 01:07:59.239
an exclusive broadcast that will feature a piece

01:07:59.239 --> 01:08:01.420
of music history previously locked away in the

01:08:01.420 --> 01:08:05.400
Queen Archives. On Monday, December 22nd at 6

01:08:05.400 --> 01:08:08.320
p .m., which was about a week ago, legendary

01:08:08.320 --> 01:08:11.139
guitarist and songwriter Sir Brian May will host

01:08:11.139 --> 01:08:14.280
a festive special on the station. The centerpiece

01:08:14.280 --> 01:08:16.720
of the program is a world premiere of Not For

01:08:16.720 --> 01:08:20.140
Sale, and in parentheses, Polar Bear, a Queen

01:08:20.140 --> 01:08:22.520
track that has remained unreleased for over five

01:08:22.520 --> 01:08:27.279
decades. So this was recorded over 50 years ago.

01:08:27.939 --> 01:08:30.300
Does it say what album it was supposed to be

01:08:30.300 --> 01:08:34.880
on? Queen 2. Wow. Yeah. So this basically is

01:08:34.880 --> 01:08:37.260
a glimpse into the recording sessions for Queen

01:08:37.260 --> 01:08:42.050
2. Wow. Now, the track is a Brian May composition

01:08:42.050 --> 01:08:45.510
originally recorded during the 1974 sessions

01:08:45.510 --> 01:08:47.670
for the band's seminal sophomore album, Queen

01:08:47.670 --> 01:08:51.210
II. While a version by May's pre -Queen band,

01:08:51.430 --> 01:08:54.770
Smile, has circulated on bootlegs... I haven't

01:08:54.770 --> 01:08:57.529
seen that one, but I will. This specific Queen

01:08:57.529 --> 01:08:59.750
recording has never been heard by the public.

01:09:00.270 --> 01:09:03.430
The song has been meticulously remastered for

01:09:03.430 --> 01:09:06.670
a massive 2026 rebuild of the Queen II album.

01:09:06.770 --> 01:09:08.850
So the whole album is being re -released. Wow.

01:09:09.690 --> 01:09:12.970
However, May decided to give fans a special early

01:09:12.970 --> 01:09:15.229
listen. I'm sneaking this into my Planet Rock

01:09:15.229 --> 01:09:17.210
special because I'm fascinated to know what people

01:09:17.210 --> 01:09:19.750
think about it and may comment it. To my knowledge,

01:09:19.970 --> 01:09:23.810
no one has ever heard this version. I want to

01:09:23.810 --> 01:09:29.649
hear it. I do too. Very much so. A new Queen

01:09:29.649 --> 01:09:32.989
album, a new Queen song, and then the whole Queen

01:09:32.989 --> 01:09:35.750
2 album is being redone, remastered, brought

01:09:35.750 --> 01:09:38.979
up to... Current specs. Yeah, I can't wait. Good

01:09:38.979 --> 01:09:42.380
times. Good times, man. Especially when you have

01:09:42.380 --> 01:09:45.300
a lack of music, you know, new music. So, wow.

01:09:47.899 --> 01:09:53.899
Let's see here. I've got a bunch of stuff. I

01:09:53.899 --> 01:09:56.079
could go back to music, but actually I think

01:09:56.079 --> 01:09:59.180
I'm going to go with some... Hello, this is Phineas

01:09:59.180 --> 01:10:03.180
J. Altaris III. I'm here to deliver your music

01:10:03.180 --> 01:10:10.390
news this evening. Toto Steve Lukather said that

01:10:10.390 --> 01:10:12.649
Michael Jackson's Beat It was almost ruined by

01:10:12.649 --> 01:10:15.130
Eddie Van Halen. Steve Lukather has explained

01:10:15.130 --> 01:10:16.970
that the issue wasn't Eddie Van Halen's solo

01:10:16.970 --> 01:10:19.770
itself, but that Eddie and his engineer, Don

01:10:19.770 --> 01:10:22.930
Landy, edited the master tape and messed up the

01:10:22.930 --> 01:10:25.050
time code, which was crucial for syncing other

01:10:25.050 --> 01:10:27.489
tracks. This forced Lukather and drummer Jeff

01:10:27.489 --> 01:10:31.050
Porcano to meticulously recreate the song's backing

01:10:31.050 --> 01:10:33.710
tracks from scratch, using the faint bleed of

01:10:33.710 --> 01:10:35.909
the drums in Michael Jackson's vocal track and

01:10:35.909 --> 01:10:40.069
re -establishing the rhythm. This is Phineas

01:10:40.069 --> 01:10:44.890
J. Baltar S. III. That has been your music news

01:10:44.890 --> 01:10:47.710
for this evening. I have one burning question

01:10:47.710 --> 01:10:51.069
for you all. Do people really skip around the

01:10:51.069 --> 01:11:06.899
Maypole? Recent reports describe a family fight

01:11:06.899 --> 01:11:08.960
involving Bill Belichick's daughter -in -law,

01:11:09.180 --> 01:11:11.600
Jen Belichick, and his girlfriend, Jordan Hudson.

01:11:12.539 --> 01:11:15.500
Oh, yeah, I think I saw a little bit about that.

01:11:15.800 --> 01:11:18.180
It's not much of an article. These are just short

01:11:18.180 --> 01:11:21.300
takes because I know at the end we're just throwing

01:11:21.300 --> 01:11:24.380
stuff in. The confrontation reportedly occurred

01:11:24.380 --> 01:11:27.760
after a North Carolina football game was a heated

01:11:27.760 --> 01:11:31.680
exchange where Jen allegedly criticized Jordan's

01:11:31.680 --> 01:11:34.479
appearance in relationship with Bill. Oh, boy.

01:11:34.880 --> 01:11:37.180
Other reports mentioned earlier family tensions

01:11:37.180 --> 01:11:39.199
over their relationship in a separate alleged

01:11:39.199 --> 01:11:41.539
fight between Jordan Hudson and Lyndon Holiday,

01:11:41.819 --> 01:11:46.460
Bill's ex -girlfriend. Ooh. So he has a history

01:11:46.460 --> 01:11:50.319
of getting fighters. Yeah. Yeah. That's all I

01:11:50.319 --> 01:11:52.640
got on that one. Funny. But I got other ones,

01:11:52.760 --> 01:11:55.859
too. You got something you want to go to? I got

01:11:55.859 --> 01:12:00.000
some Motley Crue news. Okay. Nikki Sixx has teased

01:12:00.000 --> 01:12:02.819
a warts -at -all documentary series about Motley

01:12:02.819 --> 01:12:06.409
Crue's hell -raising days. This is also going

01:12:06.409 --> 01:12:09.510
to be based on their 2001 memoir, The Dirt, which

01:12:09.510 --> 01:12:12.130
is already turned into, as they put it, a musical

01:12:12.130 --> 01:12:15.489
comedy in 2019. I mean, the band considers that

01:12:15.489 --> 01:12:19.569
2019 movie to be, you know, just like a funny

01:12:19.569 --> 01:12:23.069
comedy version of the truth. Well, I've got a,

01:12:23.069 --> 01:12:26.390
okay, I've got a problem with that. Because they

01:12:26.390 --> 01:12:29.100
were like going, oh, this is it, no words. Yeah,

01:12:29.119 --> 01:12:31.800
yeah, warts and all, yeah, and this is it. About

01:12:31.800 --> 01:12:33.579
the Dirt, the original one. Now they're saying

01:12:33.579 --> 01:12:36.239
it again about the next one. No, man, it's just

01:12:36.239 --> 01:12:38.560
like re -releasing an album and saying, oh, you're

01:12:38.560 --> 01:12:41.539
going to love this better. Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm

01:12:41.539 --> 01:12:44.460
not interested, but go ahead. Well, some of the

01:12:44.460 --> 01:12:52.260
things they say they're going to get into, this

01:12:52.260 --> 01:12:54.619
new adaption will feature candid contributions

01:12:54.619 --> 01:12:57.180
from the Girls, Girls, Girls band's bassist,

01:12:57.199 --> 01:13:00.000
Nikki. drummer Tommy Lee, and frontman Vince

01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:02.539
Neil. Once again, McMars is nowhere to be seen.

01:13:06.460 --> 01:13:09.420
That's typical Motley Crue. While attending the

01:13:09.420 --> 01:13:11.939
Jackson Hole International Film Festival to lead

01:13:11.939 --> 01:13:14.079
a panel about the flick If These Walls Could

01:13:14.079 --> 01:13:17.680
Rock, Nicky said, The documentary is about Motley

01:13:17.680 --> 01:13:19.800
Crue. It's an interesting look at our career,

01:13:19.920 --> 01:13:21.859
and people are going to discover a lot about

01:13:21.859 --> 01:13:24.840
us and the music and the lyrics. Storytelling

01:13:24.840 --> 01:13:26.789
is really important to me. You're going to hear

01:13:26.789 --> 01:13:29.189
from the band individually and collectively as

01:13:29.189 --> 01:13:32.489
we had quite the life. It's warts and all. So

01:13:32.489 --> 01:13:35.909
it sounds like the original, the one we saw in

01:13:35.909 --> 01:13:39.409
2019, The Dirt, was a dramatization using actors.

01:13:39.750 --> 01:13:42.630
This is going to be a full -on documentary with

01:13:42.630 --> 01:13:44.630
interviews from the band members. Okay, I will

01:13:44.630 --> 01:13:47.909
watch that. Okay, saying like that, I like the

01:13:47.909 --> 01:13:50.590
idea. Yeah, it makes a little more sense phrased

01:13:50.590 --> 01:13:53.979
that way. It said the biography introduced a

01:13:53.979 --> 01:13:56.279
new generation to tales of debauchery involving

01:13:56.279 --> 01:13:59.020
Tommy, who infamously featured in a sex tape

01:13:59.020 --> 01:14:02.279
with Baywatch actress Pamela Anderson, and Nikki,

01:14:02.500 --> 01:14:05.199
who once bet with Tommy on who could go the longest

01:14:05.199 --> 01:14:08.159
time without showering and still sleep with groupies.

01:14:09.260 --> 01:14:11.119
Doesn't that sound like something they'd do?

01:14:11.239 --> 01:14:13.399
Oh my God. Let's see how stinky we have to get

01:14:13.399 --> 01:14:16.119
before they won't sleep with us anymore. Well,

01:14:16.180 --> 01:14:19.449
I gotta admit, that's funny. Nikki reflected

01:14:19.449 --> 01:14:21.930
in an interview with the Daily Express in 2023.

01:14:22.449 --> 01:14:25.350
When the Dirt film came out, younger music fans

01:14:25.350 --> 01:14:27.609
had only kind of heard who Motley Crue were.

01:14:27.810 --> 01:14:29.869
When those kids saw the movie, they went, holy

01:14:29.869 --> 01:14:31.689
shit, they don't make bands like that anymore.

01:14:31.949 --> 01:14:33.590
No, I don't think they were saying that. Sorry.

01:14:33.670 --> 01:14:36.569
No, I don't either. There are still plenty of

01:14:36.569 --> 01:14:39.850
kids, don't call them kids, who love rock and

01:14:39.850 --> 01:14:42.289
roll, who are discovering classic rock like Us,

01:14:42.409 --> 01:14:45.930
Guns N' Roses, and Metallica. He wishes. He wishes,

01:14:46.010 --> 01:14:49.109
yeah. Now this could be interesting as a documentary

01:14:49.109 --> 01:14:51.189
if they're really going to tell the truth about

01:14:51.189 --> 01:14:53.029
some things. That's what, okay, you're getting

01:14:53.029 --> 01:14:56.630
into what I'm saying too. Yeah. Okay, number

01:14:56.630 --> 01:14:58.470
one, the omission of Mick Morris is bullshit.

01:14:58.750 --> 01:15:01.109
Yeah. Because there's a lot of tension there

01:15:01.109 --> 01:15:04.010
that they need to get to. Yeah, and if they talk

01:15:04.010 --> 01:15:05.689
about it at all, they're only going to talk about

01:15:05.689 --> 01:15:09.210
their site. Yes, and Nicky and Mick have never

01:15:09.210 --> 01:15:12.170
gotten along because they met before. Yeah. They

01:15:12.170 --> 01:15:14.550
met before that and hated each other. I think

01:15:14.550 --> 01:15:17.340
Mick worked at a music store. And Nicky came

01:15:17.340 --> 01:15:19.760
in there and was talking to him. And Mick was

01:15:19.760 --> 01:15:22.479
into like bebop and stuff like that. And Nicky

01:15:22.479 --> 01:15:25.279
was like, you know, metal or whatever. Judas

01:15:25.279 --> 01:15:29.880
Priest or whatever, you know, except. So they

01:15:29.880 --> 01:15:32.439
automatically didn't like each other. And I think

01:15:32.439 --> 01:15:34.579
Mick told them to fuck off or something, okay?

01:15:34.720 --> 01:15:37.159
And then they were looking for a guitarist later

01:15:37.159 --> 01:15:40.119
for this new band they were forming. And the

01:15:40.119 --> 01:15:44.100
catch was loud, rude, aggressive guitarist, okay?

01:15:44.260 --> 01:15:46.819
So like that's what we need. he came down and

01:15:46.819 --> 01:15:49.279
had that sound and like okay they love him and

01:15:49.279 --> 01:15:52.779
they figured out later that they met oh my god

01:15:52.779 --> 01:15:55.720
each other yeah oh so there's always been tension

01:15:55.720 --> 01:15:58.359
there and they never really um cared for each

01:15:58.359 --> 01:16:01.579
other so i think it just kept going and going

01:16:01.579 --> 01:16:03.979
and going and it kept eating nikki because he

01:16:03.979 --> 01:16:07.140
is the self -professed leader of the band yeah

01:16:07.140 --> 01:16:09.840
i think he owns the name and all that so you

01:16:09.840 --> 01:16:13.569
know um but That would be the one thing that

01:16:13.569 --> 01:16:15.409
would prevent me from fucking watching it is

01:16:15.409 --> 01:16:17.430
that right there. Yeah. It's like, no, I want

01:16:17.430 --> 01:16:20.170
to hear the fights. Yeah. If this is truly a

01:16:20.170 --> 01:16:22.909
documentary, I want to hear if, like, I don't

01:16:22.909 --> 01:16:26.289
know, someone got pissed and, I don't know, beat

01:16:26.289 --> 01:16:30.270
the shit out of someone's equipment or fist fights

01:16:30.270 --> 01:16:32.770
and all that stuff. Definitely want to hear Mick

01:16:32.770 --> 01:16:35.289
Martyr's side of it. Yeah. Well, how about all

01:16:35.289 --> 01:16:37.930
the alleged fist fights between Vince Neal and

01:16:37.930 --> 01:16:40.510
Tommy Lee? Yeah. They supposedly hate each other

01:16:40.510 --> 01:16:44.890
too. Yeah. Vince Neil dated Pamela Anderson way

01:16:44.890 --> 01:16:47.130
before Tommy Lee, and there's some hard feelings.

01:16:47.369 --> 01:16:49.750
And supposedly Vince said something about her,

01:16:49.789 --> 01:16:53.609
like he didn't like her very well. And Tommy

01:16:53.609 --> 01:16:56.329
took offense to that. And there's a fistfight

01:16:56.329 --> 01:16:58.850
at an airport, allegedly. Wow. And there's also

01:16:58.850 --> 01:17:02.050
a couple in the studio, allegedly. Yeah. So if

01:17:02.050 --> 01:17:04.310
stuff like that isn't covered, I have no use

01:17:04.310 --> 01:17:06.409
for it. Yeah. And especially the Mick Mars stuff.

01:17:06.489 --> 01:17:09.640
I want to hear it. You can understand that the

01:17:09.640 --> 01:17:12.239
original version of The Dirt was designed to

01:17:12.239 --> 01:17:14.239
be a promotional piece and make the band look

01:17:14.239 --> 01:17:17.479
good and get everyone excited. Yeah. This kind

01:17:17.479 --> 01:17:20.239
of needs to be more about taking your chances

01:17:20.239 --> 01:17:23.039
on people not liking you anymore when they learn

01:17:23.039 --> 01:17:26.340
the truth. Because if it's not that, then it's

01:17:26.340 --> 01:17:28.380
just another promotional piece, and who has time

01:17:28.380 --> 01:17:31.039
for that? I agree. I don't have time for it.

01:17:31.079 --> 01:17:34.539
As far as I can tell right now, because of the

01:17:34.539 --> 01:17:37.069
omission of Mick Mars... Because I've heard nothing

01:17:37.069 --> 01:17:39.369
about stuff like the fist fights and all that

01:17:39.369 --> 01:17:42.090
stuff, I'm going to pass. Yeah, I think it's

01:17:42.090 --> 01:17:44.109
going to be a very sanitized version, pretending

01:17:44.109 --> 01:17:46.409
to be a tell -all. It's just grabbing more money.

01:17:46.550 --> 01:17:49.409
I mean, just like grabbing Mick Mars' part, allegedly.

01:17:49.689 --> 01:17:52.229
Just grabbing more money. Well, there you go.

01:17:52.470 --> 01:17:54.130
There you go, Nicky. You're getting all the money

01:17:54.130 --> 01:17:57.010
you want. Be happy. Take that money and go fucking

01:17:57.010 --> 01:18:01.380
put it in your coffin when you're dead. Now,

01:18:01.399 --> 01:18:03.960
Charlie Sheen has a documentary out on Netflix

01:18:03.960 --> 01:18:06.880
called A .K .A. Charlie Sheen. And I've looked

01:18:06.880 --> 01:18:08.920
at the previews for that, and it looks like he's

01:18:08.920 --> 01:18:12.079
not holding much at all back. He has nothing

01:18:12.079 --> 01:18:15.399
to lose. Yeah, except for things that the statute

01:18:15.399 --> 01:18:17.659
of limitations hasn't run out on yet. I don't

01:18:17.659 --> 01:18:22.140
think he's going to tell those. Allegedly, there's

01:18:22.140 --> 01:18:25.960
some really dark stuff that the limitations probably

01:18:25.960 --> 01:18:27.819
never run out on. He'll probably never say anything.

01:18:29.860 --> 01:18:31.720
allegedly and all that good shit, whatever it

01:18:31.720 --> 01:18:34.220
was. As much money he was making on Two and a

01:18:34.220 --> 01:18:36.579
Half Men, he was spending all of it and more

01:18:36.579 --> 01:18:39.539
paying off all the people that he needed to keep

01:18:39.539 --> 01:18:42.460
silent about him having AIDS and spreading it

01:18:42.460 --> 01:18:45.079
around. Oh, I know. And that's why he came out

01:18:45.079 --> 01:18:48.039
and vaguely painted a line with the tiger's blood

01:18:48.039 --> 01:18:50.579
and all that stuff to get people's attention.

01:18:50.640 --> 01:18:53.720
Like, hey, the people that knew it started talking,

01:18:53.800 --> 01:18:55.659
going, you know, the tiger's blood, you know,

01:18:55.680 --> 01:18:59.180
it's a... It's a slang term for age, you know.

01:19:00.399 --> 01:19:03.239
Tiger blood and Adonis DNA, I remember was the

01:19:03.239 --> 01:19:05.340
expression. That was it, yeah. And then he would

01:19:05.340 --> 01:19:08.140
say, winning. No, you weren't. No, I don't think

01:19:08.140 --> 01:19:11.840
so. Don't think so. He's already said in press

01:19:11.840 --> 01:19:15.739
interviews that, oh, there's a little dog. Yeah,

01:19:15.760 --> 01:19:19.920
yeah. In press interviews, he said most of the

01:19:19.920 --> 01:19:22.239
time he was into women, but when he was on crack,

01:19:22.500 --> 01:19:25.109
he was into men. He would only have sex with

01:19:25.109 --> 01:19:28.010
other men. Yeah, that floored me. It's like,

01:19:28.069 --> 01:19:30.970
you could change that much on crack? And the

01:19:30.970 --> 01:19:32.149
way he was talking about it, he was just kind

01:19:32.149 --> 01:19:34.149
of laughing about how silly and funny it was.

01:19:34.270 --> 01:19:35.689
He didn't bother him at all. He was like, eh,

01:19:35.689 --> 01:19:39.510
who cares? Whatever. I imagine he's done worse

01:19:39.510 --> 01:19:43.029
things. Yeah. I remember a quote from the legendary

01:19:43.029 --> 01:19:47.369
actor James Dean. When asked about his sexuality,

01:19:47.489 --> 01:19:51.710
he said, well... I'm not saying I'm gay, but

01:19:51.710 --> 01:19:53.729
I'm also not going through life with one hand

01:19:53.729 --> 01:19:57.430
tied behind my back. Which kind of told me that

01:19:57.430 --> 01:20:00.350
James Dean was willing to use his sexuality with

01:20:00.350 --> 01:20:03.029
other men to get what he wanted. Not that he

01:20:03.029 --> 01:20:06.130
was necessarily getting anything enjoyable out

01:20:06.130 --> 01:20:08.250
of it, but he's like, hey, if I need to do it

01:20:08.250 --> 01:20:10.890
to get what I want, I don't care. It'd be like

01:20:10.890 --> 01:20:13.489
all the guys who do gay porn who aren't gay,

01:20:13.590 --> 01:20:16.989
but they're gay for pay. Yes. Which is, you know...

01:20:17.239 --> 01:20:19.520
I remember one of my gay friends being very depressed

01:20:19.520 --> 01:20:21.800
when he learned that most of the men he was seeing

01:20:21.800 --> 01:20:23.859
in gay porn really aren't gay at all. They're

01:20:23.859 --> 01:20:27.380
acting. And he's like, that ain't fair, man.

01:20:29.680 --> 01:20:32.579
I'm sorry. To me, if you do the act, whether

01:20:32.579 --> 01:20:35.579
you get paid or not, you are. There's no other

01:20:35.579 --> 01:20:38.220
way around it to me. Either geared like that

01:20:38.220 --> 01:20:41.020
or not. That was the basic story in a Kurt Vonnegut

01:20:41.020 --> 01:20:45.340
book called Mother Night. The basic story is...

01:20:45.659 --> 01:20:48.340
If you pretend to be something for a long time

01:20:48.340 --> 01:20:50.680
and do it really well, then what's the difference?

01:20:50.800 --> 01:20:53.060
You are that thing. You're not pretending anymore.

01:20:53.520 --> 01:20:56.399
I would agree. If the net effect is the same,

01:20:56.500 --> 01:21:00.800
then you're not pretending. I agree. Yeah. I

01:21:00.800 --> 01:21:02.899
agree. That was an interesting... Made an interesting

01:21:02.899 --> 01:21:07.500
movie, too, with Nick Nolte. What one was...

01:21:07.500 --> 01:21:10.079
Mother Night. Mother Night. Yeah, he was an American

01:21:10.079 --> 01:21:13.199
who was living in Germany, married to a German

01:21:13.199 --> 01:21:16.329
woman when... World War II broke out. That sounds

01:21:16.329 --> 01:21:18.050
familiar. I thought I might have watched that.

01:21:18.069 --> 01:21:20.390
John Goodman was in it too. Yeah, I think so.

01:21:20.569 --> 01:21:23.310
And that was one of Goodman's roles where he's

01:21:23.310 --> 01:21:26.670
not the funny fat guy. No, no. No, he's not.

01:21:26.909 --> 01:21:31.149
And Nick Nolte's character stays in Germany and

01:21:31.149 --> 01:21:34.729
becomes a spy for the U .S. government. But nobody

01:21:34.729 --> 01:21:37.369
knows except for John Goodman and the president.

01:21:38.070 --> 01:21:40.470
And then when the war is over, everyone thinks

01:21:40.470 --> 01:21:43.550
he really is an ardent Nazi and American hater

01:21:43.550 --> 01:21:46.489
and a traitor, and so he's being hunted. And

01:21:46.489 --> 01:21:49.250
nobody's around to say, no, no, he was actually

01:21:49.250 --> 01:21:51.750
just working for us because the president's dead.

01:21:52.130 --> 01:21:57.430
And this guy that recruited him is like, I ain't

01:21:57.430 --> 01:21:59.750
telling anybody. You're on your own, man. Thanks

01:21:59.750 --> 01:22:03.810
for your service, but we're not admitting that

01:22:03.810 --> 01:22:06.909
we had anything to do with you. Yep, yep. So

01:22:06.909 --> 01:22:09.789
for the rest of the movie, he's being hunted

01:22:09.789 --> 01:22:12.329
because everyone believes he really was what

01:22:12.329 --> 01:22:16.470
he was pretending to be. And in the end, he realizes,

01:22:16.569 --> 01:22:19.569
I guess I really was because he whipped up a

01:22:19.569 --> 01:22:22.369
lot of Nazis to commit atrocities and their Jew

01:22:22.369 --> 01:22:24.029
hate and everybody else hate. And he's like,

01:22:24.170 --> 01:22:27.310
I did the same job as somebody who actually would

01:22:27.310 --> 01:22:29.109
have really believed it, so what's the difference?

01:22:29.630 --> 01:22:32.970
I would agree. Yeah, and that book really got

01:22:32.970 --> 01:22:36.319
me thinking about what you pretend to be. you

01:22:36.319 --> 01:22:40.640
become oh absolutely well and it's also you know

01:22:40.640 --> 01:22:43.100
the the old saying you know you are who you hang

01:22:43.100 --> 01:22:46.600
out with that's so true yeah that's so true and

01:22:46.600 --> 01:22:48.640
that's that also helped me start looking at a

01:22:48.640 --> 01:22:51.239
lot of people in my social media feed who are

01:22:51.239 --> 01:22:53.750
just consumed with hate There's something going

01:22:53.750 --> 01:22:56.270
on in the world that they hate. It could be this,

01:22:56.289 --> 01:22:58.250
it could be that, but they really hate it, and

01:22:58.250 --> 01:23:01.369
that's all their life is about, is hating that,

01:23:01.510 --> 01:23:04.850
talking about it. The one -note people, and also

01:23:04.850 --> 01:23:07.229
the ones that latch onto a cause that they don't

01:23:07.229 --> 01:23:09.750
even believe in themselves. And they've got to

01:23:09.750 --> 01:23:13.010
act like they're this social justice warrior

01:23:13.010 --> 01:23:16.770
person, outraged, waving his fist in the air,

01:23:16.829 --> 01:23:19.619
his tiny little fist at the establishment. tired

01:23:19.619 --> 01:23:21.579
of it. Look at all these homeless out there.

01:23:21.619 --> 01:23:23.460
Look at this and that and this and that. And

01:23:23.460 --> 01:23:26.539
they're not doing anything to help the situation.

01:23:26.819 --> 01:23:29.800
And maybe it is just a rant on social media to

01:23:29.800 --> 01:23:32.279
get likes and attention and stuff, but basically

01:23:32.279 --> 01:23:34.560
you are that person. You are someone consumed

01:23:34.560 --> 01:23:36.260
with hate because that's how you look at everybody.

01:23:38.460 --> 01:23:43.369
Awareness is code for bullshit. Yeah, raising

01:23:43.369 --> 01:23:45.470
awareness means I don't want to do anything about

01:23:45.470 --> 01:23:47.090
it. I just want credit for it. I want to look

01:23:47.090 --> 01:23:51.069
cool. Yeah, yeah. Anyways. All right, I got a

01:23:51.069 --> 01:23:56.170
story here. Tucker Kemp, 31, of St. Petersburg,

01:23:56.369 --> 01:24:00.069
Florida, is rethinking his decisions after an

01:24:00.069 --> 01:24:02.550
incident in a local Starbucks last month. Oh?

01:24:02.869 --> 01:24:05.350
Yeah, yep, yep, good old Starbucks. According

01:24:05.350 --> 01:24:08.369
to the Smoky Gun, Kemp had stopped for a tea.

01:24:08.880 --> 01:24:10.659
Well, that's his number one problem. Well, yeah.

01:24:10.819 --> 01:24:12.899
When you stop for a tea, so automatically, that

01:24:12.899 --> 01:24:15.399
makes you a douche. Unless he's British, then

01:24:15.399 --> 01:24:18.359
I'll let it pass. Yeah, but if he's British,

01:24:18.420 --> 01:24:20.399
he's a douche, too. Well, that's true. Except

01:24:20.399 --> 01:24:23.340
for salmon. Yeah. Okay. And a couple other beans.

01:24:23.560 --> 01:24:25.760
You're in America. Drink American coffee. That's

01:24:25.760 --> 01:24:29.319
right. Drink coffee or die. It's okay. Let me

01:24:29.319 --> 01:24:32.840
go get my musk at you, bitch. All right. Okay,

01:24:32.960 --> 01:24:36.319
so... He had stopped for tea when he noticed

01:24:36.319 --> 01:24:38.739
a pride flag hanging on the wall inside the store.

01:24:39.300 --> 01:24:41.939
And I thought that this sounded like typical

01:24:41.939 --> 01:24:43.800
bullshit, but I looked it up. No, it's true.

01:24:44.300 --> 01:24:47.000
They should put up an American flag. Then he

01:24:47.000 --> 01:24:48.960
allegedly threw his tea at the flag and tore

01:24:48.960 --> 01:24:51.140
it off the wall before stuffing it into a trash

01:24:51.140 --> 01:24:54.420
can. Wow. Yeah. Kemp was arrested for criminal

01:24:54.420 --> 01:24:57.420
mischief and spent a few hours in jail, but long

01:24:57.420 --> 01:24:59.979
-term consequences may have been more influential.

01:25:00.859 --> 01:25:03.399
Kemp lost his job at a nearby Dignity Memorial.

01:25:04.099 --> 01:25:08.380
and is on the hunt for a new gig. He said his

01:25:08.380 --> 01:25:11.180
brew decision has led to his rightful arrest

01:25:11.180 --> 01:25:15.800
and termination from my career. Anyone looking

01:25:15.800 --> 01:25:20.699
for an embalmer? We got your guy. I mean, at

01:25:20.699 --> 01:25:23.199
the very least, that's somebody else's property

01:25:23.199 --> 01:25:26.220
in somebody else's business. If you don't like

01:25:26.220 --> 01:25:28.619
it, walk out the door and don't come back. You

01:25:28.619 --> 01:25:31.270
can fill however you want. And I don't ever,

01:25:31.369 --> 01:25:33.930
ever begrudge anyone for how they feel. Because

01:25:33.930 --> 01:25:36.310
everyone grew up differently. Everyone sees things

01:25:36.310 --> 01:25:38.789
differently. And I'm not the guy to tell you

01:25:38.789 --> 01:25:42.189
you're wrong. Because most people I know who

01:25:42.189 --> 01:25:43.810
are my age or a little bit younger or a little

01:25:43.810 --> 01:25:46.989
bit older, they already know. There's no sense

01:25:46.989 --> 01:25:48.810
in me going to them and going, hey, have you

01:25:48.810 --> 01:25:52.930
ever thought? Yes, I have. So, you know. You

01:25:52.930 --> 01:25:59.050
got something? Let's see. I remember I talked

01:25:59.050 --> 01:26:02.069
last time about Jane's Addiction. Looks like

01:26:02.069 --> 01:26:04.170
they're trying to patch things up. Oh yeah, you

01:26:04.170 --> 01:26:07.250
know, I like this hybrid of music and everything.

01:26:07.590 --> 01:26:12.670
This is really cool. I like it too. Well now,

01:26:12.810 --> 01:26:16.750
we heard from the band, Jane's Addiction, previously.

01:26:16.949 --> 01:26:19.010
Now it's time to hear from Perry Farrell himself.

01:26:19.449 --> 01:26:23.479
Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Perry Farrell has

01:26:23.479 --> 01:26:26.359
apologized for his onstage altercation with James

01:26:26.359 --> 01:26:30.319
Addiction bandmate Dave Navarro. The 66 -year

01:26:30.319 --> 01:26:32.520
-old musician and his fellow musicians, including

01:26:32.520 --> 01:26:35.460
drummer Stephen Perkins, awesome drummer, and

01:26:35.460 --> 01:26:37.880
bassist Eric Avery, have released statements

01:26:37.880 --> 01:26:40.859
addressing a controversial night in Boston in

01:26:40.859 --> 01:26:43.720
September of 2024 when Farrell started a fight

01:26:43.720 --> 01:26:46.239
with Navarro in the middle of the gig. Now, that's

01:26:46.239 --> 01:26:47.920
the first time I've ever heard when they say

01:26:47.920 --> 01:26:51.840
Perry started the fight with Navarro. Up till

01:26:51.840 --> 01:26:54.340
now, it's always been... They never used to say

01:26:54.340 --> 01:26:56.659
that before you're right. Now they're specifically

01:26:56.659 --> 01:27:00.180
saying Farrell started it. Their reunion tour

01:27:00.180 --> 01:27:02.680
was brought to an end with the front man's bandmates

01:27:02.680 --> 01:27:05.720
filing a $10 million lawsuit against him for

01:27:05.720 --> 01:27:09.060
assault, battery, intentional inflection of emotional

01:27:09.060 --> 01:27:13.560
distress, negligence, breach of fiduciary duty,

01:27:13.699 --> 01:27:16.579
and breach of contract. Basically saying, we

01:27:16.579 --> 01:27:18.869
all agreed to do this... tour and make a bunch

01:27:18.869 --> 01:27:20.829
of money and you're screwing it up so now you

01:27:20.829 --> 01:27:23.350
have to pay us. That is interesting that now

01:27:23.350 --> 01:27:25.590
they're admitting to him starting the fight.

01:27:26.170 --> 01:27:29.210
Now at the time, Perry Farrell denied each and

01:27:29.210 --> 01:27:31.770
every allegation and both parties have now addressed

01:27:31.770 --> 01:27:35.810
the situation publicly in fresh statements, which

01:27:35.810 --> 01:27:37.670
I'm sure were written up by their lawyers. Of

01:27:37.670 --> 01:27:39.569
course, because they need money. All of them.

01:27:41.850 --> 01:27:47.140
Am I missing a page? That's what I ran into a

01:27:47.140 --> 01:27:50.460
little bit ago. I'm like, shit. Okay, no, I'm

01:27:50.460 --> 01:27:55.640
not missing a page. Okay, but basically, the

01:27:55.640 --> 01:27:59.520
Jane's Addiction statement ended with them saying,

01:27:59.619 --> 01:28:01.399
you know, we really want to do this for our fans

01:28:01.399 --> 01:28:03.960
and going forward and, you know, so you can be,

01:28:04.039 --> 01:28:06.619
you know. We're not going to put out new music.

01:28:06.640 --> 01:28:08.699
We're not going to tour, blah, blah. But we still

01:28:08.699 --> 01:28:10.800
want everyone to have a good feeling about Jane's

01:28:10.800 --> 01:28:13.739
Addiction. So they're trying to rehabilitate

01:28:13.739 --> 01:28:16.960
the brand and the legacy products. And I think

01:28:16.960 --> 01:28:20.800
this version was Perry Farrell giving his statement

01:28:20.800 --> 01:28:23.279
in order to fulfill a legal obligation to the

01:28:23.279 --> 01:28:28.640
band that he tried to undo his fuckery. There

01:28:28.640 --> 01:28:31.329
was a lot of fuckery there, too. And I think

01:28:31.329 --> 01:28:33.750
without this, Harry Farrell probably would have

01:28:33.750 --> 01:28:36.630
been cut out from any monetary gain. I agree.

01:28:36.750 --> 01:28:39.569
From future sales, etc., etc. So he had to come

01:28:39.569 --> 01:28:41.489
to the table. Yeah, if he wanted the money, he

01:28:41.489 --> 01:28:43.630
had to come out and say this, take responsibility,

01:28:43.750 --> 01:28:46.350
admit that it was him starting the fight, blah,

01:28:46.430 --> 01:28:47.909
blah, blah. You know, his lawyer did that. His

01:28:47.909 --> 01:28:51.149
lawyer was like, hey, dude, you've got to kind

01:28:51.149 --> 01:28:53.989
of do this. It's going to end up in a fight again,

01:28:54.090 --> 01:28:57.409
I guarantee it. I remember back when Michael

01:28:57.409 --> 01:28:59.979
Vick... He was in all sorts of legal trouble

01:28:59.979 --> 01:29:05.539
over the dog fighting. Yeah, yeah. And he was

01:29:05.539 --> 01:29:09.760
at a press conference talking about, he was reading

01:29:09.760 --> 01:29:11.340
the statement saying, you know, I'm going to

01:29:11.340 --> 01:29:13.479
deal with these issues and I'm going to do what's

01:29:13.479 --> 01:29:16.159
right. And I'm really looking forward to getting

01:29:16.159 --> 01:29:19.640
back with my teammates in spring training. Now,

01:29:19.659 --> 01:29:22.300
that's baseball. Baseball has spring training.

01:29:22.880 --> 01:29:24.680
Football has training camp. No, I caught it.

01:29:24.680 --> 01:29:26.319
I'm just sitting there thinking, why would he?

01:29:27.180 --> 01:29:30.560
Yeah. Because he didn't write it himself. The

01:29:30.560 --> 01:29:33.600
lawyer wrote it for him. But immediately after,

01:29:33.779 --> 01:29:35.939
everyone said, yeah, that was his words. He wrote

01:29:35.939 --> 01:29:38.399
that. Yeah, it was all him. He wrote that himself.

01:29:38.520 --> 01:29:40.960
No, he didn't. Because Michael Vick knows that

01:29:40.960 --> 01:29:43.600
it's not spring training in football. It's training

01:29:43.600 --> 01:29:47.020
him. Exactly. His lawyer knew law, did not know

01:29:47.020 --> 01:29:49.600
sports. That makes sense. So it was obvious to

01:29:49.600 --> 01:29:51.979
everybody, although very few called him on it.

01:29:52.039 --> 01:29:53.819
It's like, that's bullshit. You didn't write

01:29:53.819 --> 01:29:55.920
it. Someone else did. Now you're lying to us

01:29:55.920 --> 01:29:58.789
about writing it yourself. But almost nobody

01:29:58.789 --> 01:30:01.350
called him out. Nobody felt his apologies were

01:30:01.350 --> 01:30:04.430
apologies anyhow. No, no. They really weren't.

01:30:04.529 --> 01:30:07.489
I remember over and over Michael Dick saying,

01:30:07.689 --> 01:30:10.390
what the fuck is a big deal? It's just a dog.

01:30:11.409 --> 01:30:12.829
Really? I would have loved to have done that

01:30:12.829 --> 01:30:14.829
to him. What the fuck's a big deal? It's just

01:30:14.829 --> 01:30:18.189
a person. Yeah. Yeah, fuck him. I'll never like

01:30:18.189 --> 01:30:20.430
him because of that. Think of all the white slave

01:30:20.430 --> 01:30:23.029
owners who said, who cares, it's just a black

01:30:23.029 --> 01:30:27.239
dog. Exactly. It's a living... creature with

01:30:27.239 --> 01:30:31.180
a mind and a soul and a heart and a spirit. And

01:30:31.180 --> 01:30:33.420
to just dismiss it as, well, I get to kill it

01:30:33.420 --> 01:30:36.340
if I want because it's not good enough. The only

01:30:36.340 --> 01:30:38.899
things I have reservations about killing, or

01:30:38.899 --> 01:30:41.279
I don't have reservations about killing, is like

01:30:41.279 --> 01:30:45.239
a fly. or a bug of some sort, or a really nasty

01:30:45.239 --> 01:30:48.000
-looking spider. Or a wasp. Wasps are all assholes.

01:30:48.199 --> 01:30:51.340
Yeah, wasps, they don't have to do anything.

01:30:51.399 --> 01:30:53.359
They'll go out of their way to hunt you down

01:30:53.359 --> 01:30:54.920
and sting you just because they're assholes.

01:30:54.979 --> 01:30:59.880
Oh, yeah, and they also set up like guardsmen.

01:30:59.979 --> 01:31:01.960
Yes. And you don't even have to be near their

01:31:01.960 --> 01:31:04.319
nest. And they're like, hey, hey, look, hey,

01:31:04.340 --> 01:31:06.239
come here, look at there. There's a person. Let's

01:31:06.239 --> 01:31:09.319
go get him. Let's go mess him up, man. They are

01:31:09.319 --> 01:31:12.810
little bastards. No, I was power washing the

01:31:12.810 --> 01:31:15.289
deck to spray it, right? Yeah. And accidentally

01:31:15.289 --> 01:31:20.289
power washed a nest. Two of them got me, but

01:31:20.289 --> 01:31:22.569
man, it's funny spraying them with a power washer.

01:31:22.710 --> 01:31:25.270
Yeah. Because it actually kills them in midair.

01:31:25.609 --> 01:31:28.890
It takes their wings and their head off. I imagine

01:31:28.890 --> 01:31:31.630
so, because they're not really assembled all

01:31:31.630 --> 01:31:34.210
that strongly. No. I just started, they're coming

01:31:34.210 --> 01:31:35.869
at me. A couple of them got me. I'm like, ah,

01:31:35.930 --> 01:31:38.659
fuck, fuck, you know. And then I see them. I

01:31:38.659 --> 01:31:41.159
just started blasting them. They just started

01:31:41.159 --> 01:31:43.199
tearing apart. I'm like, this is kind of fun.

01:31:43.539 --> 01:31:45.779
Even though I have two huge welts on me, they're

01:31:45.779 --> 01:31:49.600
going to hurt for a while. All right, is that

01:31:49.600 --> 01:31:54.140
it on that one? Yep. Okay. All I got left is

01:31:54.140 --> 01:31:56.060
the Nicki Minaj story, if you want to do that.

01:31:56.760 --> 01:31:58.279
Do you want to do that, and then we'll go into

01:31:58.279 --> 01:32:00.380
things, people stick up their reckons that the

01:32:00.380 --> 01:32:01.380
government keeps up? Yeah, that sounds good.

01:32:02.140 --> 01:32:05.539
Okay, the Nicki Minaj story is interesting because...

01:32:06.820 --> 01:32:08.960
There's a subset of people that this is going

01:32:08.960 --> 01:32:17.600
to drive crazy. Now, Nicki Minaj is a young woman

01:32:17.600 --> 01:32:24.180
of color and very successful at business. So

01:32:24.180 --> 01:32:26.840
this is somebody that a certain group of Americans

01:32:26.840 --> 01:32:29.619
would really like to hold up as an example and

01:32:29.619 --> 01:32:31.460
say, this is wonderful and everyone should be

01:32:31.460 --> 01:32:32.920
like her. That's a good way of putting it, a

01:32:32.920 --> 01:32:35.350
certain group of people. Yeah. You know, they'd

01:32:35.350 --> 01:32:38.310
say, what a strong, independent woman, and blah,

01:32:38.390 --> 01:32:41.029
blah, blah. Except that same group of people

01:32:41.029 --> 01:32:43.789
are really, really pissed off by what she's saying.

01:32:44.289 --> 01:32:47.970
Which is, she thinks Donald Trump and Vice President

01:32:47.970 --> 01:32:50.930
J .D. Benz are amazing role models for young

01:32:50.930 --> 01:32:55.029
men. And she thinks all young men should be studying

01:32:55.029 --> 01:32:56.949
the President and the Vice President and being

01:32:56.949 --> 01:33:00.130
more like them. And she says she loves and trusts

01:33:00.130 --> 01:33:03.600
and respects the President. And she's so grateful

01:33:03.600 --> 01:33:06.199
that the country is under his leadership. I know.

01:33:06.300 --> 01:33:08.520
Now, the group of people who would normally be

01:33:08.520 --> 01:33:10.739
celebrating a young black woman who's really

01:33:10.739 --> 01:33:14.039
successful are suddenly stymied because, like,

01:33:14.159 --> 01:33:19.800
how can we accept her when she likes who we hate?

01:33:20.579 --> 01:33:23.619
I know. It's like this group of people are tying

01:33:23.619 --> 01:33:26.239
themselves in knots trying to figure out what

01:33:26.239 --> 01:33:29.640
to do, if anything. Yeah, they... There's nothing

01:33:29.640 --> 01:33:31.539
they can do because they're in a corner on this.

01:33:31.699 --> 01:33:34.359
Yeah. They're in a corner on this. Now, the only

01:33:34.359 --> 01:33:37.300
thing I've heard from somebody was they dismissed

01:33:37.300 --> 01:33:39.079
it as she doesn't know what she's talking about.

01:33:39.520 --> 01:33:42.199
But then that was quickly squelched because that's

01:33:42.199 --> 01:33:45.039
disrespectful. Exactly. Very disrespectful to

01:33:45.039 --> 01:33:47.260
imply that her brain isn't working correctly

01:33:47.260 --> 01:33:50.140
or that she's being controlled by somebody else.

01:33:50.180 --> 01:33:51.960
It's like, uh -uh, you don't get to do that.

01:33:52.539 --> 01:33:55.159
So pretty much the ones who would be screaming

01:33:55.159 --> 01:33:57.819
and yelling at anybody else for believing and

01:33:57.819 --> 01:34:00.989
saying that. They look at her and go, uh -oh,

01:34:00.989 --> 01:34:05.010
we better shut up. There's no winning here. It

01:34:05.010 --> 01:34:08.229
reminds me of this right here. One of my very

01:34:08.229 --> 01:34:12.390
first bits that I did when I started producing

01:34:12.390 --> 01:34:17.050
the show was Deep Thoughts with Mark. Yeah. And

01:34:17.050 --> 01:34:21.149
my original one was this. What if I'm offended

01:34:21.149 --> 01:34:24.670
by people getting offended over everything? Yeah.

01:34:24.770 --> 01:34:26.939
Does that mean... Whenever they're offended,

01:34:27.000 --> 01:34:28.840
they have to stop being offended because I'm

01:34:28.840 --> 01:34:31.260
offended. Yeah, being offended is very offensive

01:34:31.260 --> 01:34:34.460
to me, so quit being offended. Yes. So how does

01:34:34.460 --> 01:34:39.319
that work? And then the other one that I got

01:34:39.319 --> 01:34:44.239
is, if I identify as a dog, and I'm walking down

01:34:44.239 --> 01:34:46.819
the road without a collar, can they come pick

01:34:46.819 --> 01:34:49.680
me up and put me in the pound? I identify as

01:34:49.680 --> 01:34:52.180
a dog. It's interesting you say that because

01:34:52.180 --> 01:34:54.739
there was a group a few years back of people,

01:34:54.859 --> 01:34:56.619
at least in New York, of people who identified

01:34:56.619 --> 01:34:59.840
as dogs. And they all showed up in a big area,

01:35:00.020 --> 01:35:02.659
you know, acting like dogs, dressed as dogs.

01:35:02.779 --> 01:35:05.220
And somebody commented, shouldn't we, you know,

01:35:05.220 --> 01:35:07.979
if they want us to actually treat them as dogs

01:35:07.979 --> 01:35:10.819
and honor their choice to live as dogs and actually

01:35:10.819 --> 01:35:13.000
treat them like dogs, then we should call animal

01:35:13.000 --> 01:35:15.060
control because none of these out here have the

01:35:15.060 --> 01:35:17.630
rabies vaccination tags. None of them have city

01:35:17.630 --> 01:35:20.409
licenses. None of them are on a leash. And we

01:35:20.409 --> 01:35:22.289
have a leash law. We should be taking all of

01:35:22.289 --> 01:35:24.210
these people to the... Treat them like the dogs

01:35:24.210 --> 01:35:26.369
they want to be and take their asses to the pound.

01:35:26.489 --> 01:35:28.770
Also trap them. Put them in cages with food in

01:35:28.770 --> 01:35:30.329
them. Yep. When they go in there to get them,

01:35:30.329 --> 01:35:32.729
slam it down. But you see the ultimate hypocrisy.

01:35:32.789 --> 01:35:35.189
Oh, you have to believe. You have to let them...

01:35:35.189 --> 01:35:36.729
That's exactly what I'm getting at. But then

01:35:36.729 --> 01:35:38.550
they don't want you to take it to its logical

01:35:38.550 --> 01:35:40.109
conclusion, which is, all right, I'm going to

01:35:40.109 --> 01:35:41.770
treat you like a dog, which means you have no

01:35:41.770 --> 01:35:44.090
human civil rights. Yes. Because you're a dog.

01:35:45.210 --> 01:35:47.850
No, that's true. That's true. You don't get to

01:35:47.850 --> 01:35:50.630
drive a car. You don't get to vote. Nope. You

01:35:50.630 --> 01:35:52.909
don't get to hold a job. No, because you're an

01:35:52.909 --> 01:35:54.750
animal. Because you're a dog. You told me you're

01:35:54.750 --> 01:35:56.210
a dog, and I'm going to believe you're a dog,

01:35:56.250 --> 01:35:57.630
so you don't get to do human things ever again.

01:35:57.630 --> 01:35:59.930
Someone can come up and own you, too, because

01:35:59.930 --> 01:36:02.470
you're a dog. Yes, you can own a dog. So you're

01:36:02.470 --> 01:36:04.210
in the pound, and you're sitting there looking

01:36:04.210 --> 01:36:06.489
at something with soft eyes because they're walking

01:36:06.489 --> 01:36:09.970
by looking for a dog. Yep. I'm sorry. I'm going

01:36:09.970 --> 01:36:12.250
to go with the German Shepherd every time. All

01:36:12.250 --> 01:36:17.079
right. Do you want to go into the government's

01:36:17.079 --> 01:36:18.979
keeping track of what people get stuck up their

01:36:18.979 --> 01:36:22.819
records? Yes. All right. These were the worst

01:36:22.819 --> 01:36:27.579
items last year. This is a trend we can get behind.

01:36:28.100 --> 01:36:32.100
Yeah, yeah, they wrote it, not me. Oh, get behind.

01:36:32.220 --> 01:36:35.319
Got it. Okay. I'm a little slow. Yeah, that's

01:36:35.319 --> 01:36:38.239
all right. All right. Well, there's two to pure

01:36:38.239 --> 01:36:41.319
curiosity. Hey, my fellow heavy breathers. This

01:36:41.319 --> 01:36:47.390
is Dash Riptide. Your music news. Megadeth has

01:36:47.390 --> 01:36:51.329
announced a final album and a 2026 global farewell

01:36:51.329 --> 01:36:54.569
tour. To conclude their career after 40 years,

01:36:54.729 --> 01:36:57.449
the first wave of tour dates for a Latin American

01:36:57.449 --> 01:37:01.529
leg in April and May 2026, with more dates to

01:37:01.529 --> 01:37:04.630
be announced for the worldwide tour. While the

01:37:04.630 --> 01:37:06.789
full tour schedule has been released, tickets

01:37:06.789 --> 01:37:09.289
for the initial dates are available. And there

01:37:09.289 --> 01:37:11.930
is also an announced performance with Iron Maiden

01:37:11.930 --> 01:37:14.670
concert in Harrison, New Jersey in September

01:37:14.670 --> 01:37:19.229
2026. This is Gash Rooktine, and that was your

01:37:19.229 --> 01:37:22.409
music news. If it's too loud, you probably have

01:37:22.409 --> 01:37:32.289
ear damage, just like me. This guy did chat GPT

01:37:32.289 --> 01:37:35.430
advice. I bet they wrote that too, but it's kind

01:37:35.430 --> 01:37:39.050
of good. Okay. You know, sex stuff. A shocking

01:37:39.050 --> 01:37:41.569
number of people ended up in the ER every year

01:37:41.569 --> 01:37:44.149
after putting something up their rectum that

01:37:44.149 --> 01:37:47.609
probably should not be there ever. Yeah. Okay.

01:37:47.909 --> 01:37:51.510
But their secret actually isn't so secret like

01:37:51.510 --> 01:37:55.600
they think. After all, the U .S. Consumer Product

01:37:55.600 --> 01:37:59.020
Safety Commission actually keeps a database of

01:37:59.020 --> 01:38:02.159
ER visits of what's bringing people in, meaning

01:38:02.159 --> 01:38:05.079
the government has an extensive list. Every time

01:38:05.079 --> 01:38:07.220
a patient is sick, really, Doc, I just fell on

01:38:07.220 --> 01:38:14.279
it. Here is a list of the most common items found

01:38:14.279 --> 01:38:17.520
in a person's record that they, air quotations,

01:38:17.579 --> 01:38:20.039
just fell on. With their pants down. Yeah, with

01:38:20.039 --> 01:38:23.020
their pants down and lubrication. Yes. It's weird

01:38:23.020 --> 01:38:25.439
how that all comes together. It's amazing, isn't

01:38:25.439 --> 01:38:27.520
it? I know. I would just be like, what the hell?

01:38:27.539 --> 01:38:30.520
What can I do? Look at that. I just fell on a

01:38:30.520 --> 01:38:32.979
mayonnaise jar and it went up my rectum. This

01:38:32.979 --> 01:38:35.699
is so... How come that doesn't happen like every

01:38:35.699 --> 01:38:40.439
day on a public street then? Exactly. In evening

01:38:40.439 --> 01:38:43.840
news, 17 people fell on objects and went up their

01:38:43.840 --> 01:38:49.659
rectums. Yes. But I suppose if you're in that

01:38:49.659 --> 01:38:54.720
situation, what else can you say? Actually, I'm

01:38:54.720 --> 01:38:56.899
a weird pervert, and I like things like this

01:38:56.899 --> 01:38:58.939
up my rectum. At least you'd be telling the truth.

01:38:59.260 --> 01:39:01.479
If you say you fell on it, now you're a pervert

01:39:01.479 --> 01:39:03.920
and a liar. I would expect it because of this.

01:39:04.340 --> 01:39:07.050
They're not out on Epstein Island. No, no, no.

01:39:07.069 --> 01:39:08.789
It's their own butthole. They can shove whatever

01:39:08.789 --> 01:39:11.109
they want up there. The only thing is, don't

01:39:11.109 --> 01:39:13.350
use our tax money to take that out of their ass.

01:39:13.609 --> 01:39:16.529
Well, that's true. Yeah. It's on your dime. If

01:39:16.529 --> 01:39:18.710
you want to nail your ass, you pay for it, not

01:39:18.710 --> 01:39:22.069
us. I want nothing to do with anything about

01:39:22.069 --> 01:39:24.569
your ass and anything being put in it. I can

01:39:24.569 --> 01:39:26.770
see over your shoulder that the Cleveland Browns

01:39:26.770 --> 01:39:29.029
are leading the Steelers 10 -3, but I don't know

01:39:29.029 --> 01:39:30.630
how far into the game we are. Oh, they got the

01:39:30.630 --> 01:39:33.130
game on up there. Okay. I think it's about halfway

01:39:33.130 --> 01:39:36.539
through. Cleveland's leading 10 -3. The Patriots

01:39:36.539 --> 01:39:38.560
were just beating the shit out of the Jets. And

01:39:38.560 --> 01:39:42.239
then the Colts were beating, who was it? There's

01:39:42.239 --> 01:39:45.199
a few scores today. Yeah, Browns are beating

01:39:45.199 --> 01:39:49.140
the Steelers 10 -3. Where are the other ones?

01:39:50.880 --> 01:39:55.659
Hang on, I'll have to go to NFL scores. But here,

01:39:55.840 --> 01:39:59.739
after I look at this and give you the scores,

01:39:59.819 --> 01:40:02.460
I'm going to go into the things up people's rectums.

01:40:02.460 --> 01:40:05.960
Yeah, I don't want to miss that. Okay. Dolphins

01:40:05.960 --> 01:40:10.119
are beating the Buccaneers 17 -7. Wow. Yeah.

01:40:10.520 --> 01:40:14.479
The Patriots 28 -3 over the Jets. That's bigger.

01:40:15.079 --> 01:40:19.500
The Browns, or Clowns, 10 -3 over the Steelers,

01:40:19.520 --> 01:40:21.739
which is odd because the Steelers are battling

01:40:21.739 --> 01:40:25.699
to win that division. Yeah. If the Browns beat

01:40:25.699 --> 01:40:29.180
them, they have no business being there. The

01:40:29.180 --> 01:40:32.500
Colts are still leading the Jags 10 -7, which

01:40:32.500 --> 01:40:35.579
is another odd one because... Jags can move up

01:40:35.579 --> 01:40:38.199
a bit. And the Titans are leading the Saints

01:40:38.199 --> 01:40:42.020
13 -10. And the Seahawks and the Panthers are

01:40:42.020 --> 01:40:45.760
a 3 -3 tie. And the Cardinals and Bengals, the

01:40:45.760 --> 01:40:49.000
Bengals are leading 23 -7. Tonight is the Giants

01:40:49.000 --> 01:40:51.840
and Raiders. Who cares? Tomorrow is the creme

01:40:51.840 --> 01:40:55.560
de la creme, Eagles -Bills. Yeah. Monday night

01:40:55.560 --> 01:40:57.520
football. I think I'm going to watch every bit

01:40:57.520 --> 01:41:02.159
of that. Yeah, me too. Tonight. Oh, no, no, that's

01:41:02.159 --> 01:41:05.380
325 today. I'm sorry. Oh, cool. I thought they

01:41:05.380 --> 01:41:08.520
flexed it. I guess not. Unless this is wrong,

01:41:08.600 --> 01:41:10.439
I thought they flexed it, but I guess not. Okay.

01:41:11.180 --> 01:41:13.880
Bears versus 49ers is the Sunday night game,

01:41:14.000 --> 01:41:17.199
and Rams -Falcons is the Monday night game, according

01:41:17.199 --> 01:41:19.920
to this. Yeah, Rams -Falcons is no big deal.

01:41:19.920 --> 01:41:21.199
I could have sworn they said they were going

01:41:21.199 --> 01:41:25.920
to flex it. Yeah. Oh, well, if they do or not,

01:41:25.960 --> 01:41:29.449
whatever. Okay. Here's a list of the most common

01:41:29.449 --> 01:41:33.069
items found in people's records that they accidentally

01:41:33.069 --> 01:41:37.350
fell on or whatever. All right. Screws and nails.

01:41:38.850 --> 01:41:43.069
That sounds painful. Yes, it does. Baseball.

01:41:43.810 --> 01:41:46.890
The reason given was honest, to see what it felt

01:41:46.890 --> 01:41:52.590
like. Okay. This next one's bathroom. Uncooked

01:41:52.590 --> 01:41:57.329
pasta. Uncooked. I mean, don't you think the

01:41:57.329 --> 01:41:59.590
rectum would cook it? It'd be nice and warm in

01:41:59.590 --> 01:42:02.189
there and moist. Yeah, I guess like the long

01:42:02.189 --> 01:42:05.069
spaghetti or angel hair or was it like elbow

01:42:05.069 --> 01:42:09.350
mac? I don't know. It doesn't say. Well, I would

01:42:09.350 --> 01:42:11.369
think it'd be cooked after a while, wouldn't

01:42:11.369 --> 01:42:13.649
it? Yeah, at least rehydrate, you know, and you'd

01:42:13.649 --> 01:42:20.029
have like, you know, carbo ass. Yeah. Yes. An

01:42:20.029 --> 01:42:22.770
egg. My butt's full of carbohydrates. Whoever

01:42:22.770 --> 01:42:26.260
did the egg is... talented it didn't bust wow

01:42:26.260 --> 01:42:28.439
that is pretty good and whoever that doctor is

01:42:28.439 --> 01:42:31.319
is talented too it didn't bust wow according

01:42:31.319 --> 01:42:37.479
to this a dog chew toy a rover dog's not gonna

01:42:37.479 --> 01:42:39.060
want to play you know he's like sitting there

01:42:39.060 --> 01:42:40.779
chewing on his toy and he looks hey wait a minute

01:42:40.779 --> 01:42:45.880
wait a minute what hey hey your dog slobber on

01:42:45.880 --> 01:42:47.920
this little extra i'm gonna put it somewhere

01:42:47.920 --> 01:42:51.140
then he throws it back on the ground the dog's

01:42:51.140 --> 01:42:58.130
like you no I know where you sleep, man. Dog

01:42:58.130 --> 01:43:04.149
outrage. Hey, that's my toy. A dryer sheet. Oh,

01:43:04.369 --> 01:43:07.270
that would kind of burn, I would think. I would

01:43:07.270 --> 01:43:10.829
think so, too. And then when you shit. Well,

01:43:10.970 --> 01:43:12.590
they had to have it taken out, so I guess not.

01:43:12.750 --> 01:43:14.930
You see it getting caught in your turds, like

01:43:14.930 --> 01:43:17.510
wrapping them up. Well, a dryer sheet is basically

01:43:17.510 --> 01:43:21.100
wax. I mean, that's how fabric softeners work.

01:43:21.220 --> 01:43:23.420
They're wax, and it waxes down all the little

01:43:23.420 --> 01:43:26.119
hairs sticking up your clothes so they feel softer.

01:43:26.659 --> 01:43:28.720
And since they're all slicked down, it doesn't

01:43:28.720 --> 01:43:31.140
get static so much. But it's basically a coating

01:43:31.140 --> 01:43:35.340
of wax on your clothing. But people love them.

01:43:35.439 --> 01:43:38.600
Yeah. Just like those Unstoppables, too. Yes.

01:43:38.659 --> 01:43:41.520
Yeah. I know that that's fucking up your washing

01:43:41.520 --> 01:43:46.199
machine. It is. I know it is. It is. Okay, doorknob,

01:43:46.340 --> 01:43:51.010
allegedly. Ooh. Ow. Was it locked or unlocked?

01:43:51.270 --> 01:43:53.449
That's all I need to know. Yeah? Was it push

01:43:53.449 --> 01:43:55.729
-button ones? Yeah, yeah, I want to know. Was

01:43:55.729 --> 01:43:58.409
it the long handle ones? Or the big crossbar

01:43:58.409 --> 01:44:01.289
ones like in businesses? It could be a crossbar.

01:44:01.329 --> 01:44:02.750
Yeah. I'm going to say it's a crossbar one. Alarm

01:44:02.750 --> 01:44:06.789
will sound if you open this door. Yeah. Alarm

01:44:06.789 --> 01:44:10.529
will sound if you shove this up your butt. The

01:44:10.529 --> 01:44:16.970
next one would be marbles. Well, that wouldn't

01:44:16.970 --> 01:44:19.550
be so painful, I guess. I guess it depends on

01:44:19.550 --> 01:44:21.010
how many of you stuff up there. I want to see

01:44:21.010 --> 01:44:24.010
Jack's, too. Marbles and Jack's. Might as well

01:44:24.010 --> 01:44:29.109
make it a game. All right. Eyeglasses. Well,

01:44:29.109 --> 01:44:33.569
I guess that's one place to keep them, but I

01:44:33.569 --> 01:44:35.289
don't think I'd want to put them back on my face

01:44:35.289 --> 01:44:37.069
after that. That would be my excuse. I always

01:44:37.069 --> 01:44:39.170
lose them. If I have them up my rectum, I know

01:44:39.170 --> 01:44:41.770
where they're at. I can't get them out, but at

01:44:41.770 --> 01:44:42.890
least I know where they are. I know where they

01:44:42.890 --> 01:44:44.949
are. I won't lose them. They're not going anywhere.

01:44:45.930 --> 01:44:49.289
All right, the next one would be a rock, just

01:44:49.289 --> 01:44:52.770
a plain old rock. Hey, you guys want to say something

01:44:52.770 --> 01:44:56.350
or anything? Happy New Year. All right, Happy

01:44:56.350 --> 01:44:58.869
New Year. That's good enough. Thank you. We have

01:44:58.869 --> 01:45:01.510
a great 2026. Thank you, you too. Appreciate

01:45:01.510 --> 01:45:05.069
it very much. That was cool. Yeah. All right.

01:45:05.250 --> 01:45:08.890
I wonder if that was somebody's pet rock. Come

01:45:08.890 --> 01:45:11.670
back. You killed my pet rock, man. Who's got

01:45:11.670 --> 01:45:17.000
my rock in the guys over there? Can we talk in

01:45:17.000 --> 01:45:20.180
the other room real quick? It's funny. I remember

01:45:20.180 --> 01:45:23.520
when the pet rock phase was dying off. Somebody

01:45:23.520 --> 01:45:26.819
came up with little pet rock funeral kits. Yes.

01:45:26.819 --> 01:45:29.699
So you could bury your pet rock and have a nice

01:45:29.699 --> 01:45:31.859
clean. Because people didn't want to just throw

01:45:31.859 --> 01:45:34.500
it out in their yard. So they sold them a kit

01:45:34.500 --> 01:45:39.140
to bury their. Put a little cross on it. Rock.

01:45:39.539 --> 01:45:43.399
Little rocky. Little granite. No one ever lost

01:45:43.399 --> 01:45:46.930
money. underestimating the intelligence of your

01:45:46.930 --> 01:45:50.310
fellow human. No, no. However dumb you think

01:45:50.310 --> 01:45:51.989
they are, they're dumber. They're dumber, yep.

01:45:52.909 --> 01:45:57.430
Beard clippers wrapped in plastic. Reason given,

01:45:57.590 --> 01:46:00.449
he was constipated for two days, so beard trimmer

01:46:00.449 --> 01:46:04.789
will fix it. If you want your bowel disimpacted,

01:46:04.789 --> 01:46:07.850
go in there with a finger, you know? It's a sharp

01:46:07.850 --> 01:46:11.529
metal object. Oh, God. He's lucky he didn't have

01:46:11.529 --> 01:46:16.510
his intestines... Yeah. Yikes. This next one

01:46:16.510 --> 01:46:22.289
I love. A turkey baster. I wonder what was in

01:46:22.289 --> 01:46:26.170
it when he put it in there. Oh, I know. Cocaine.

01:46:26.250 --> 01:46:32.149
Yeah. Cocaine and Kool -Aid. Yes. Flavor -Aid.

01:46:32.449 --> 01:46:34.649
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like Jim Jones.

01:46:35.029 --> 01:46:37.829
Kool -Aid snuck in there, but it was all Flavor

01:46:37.829 --> 01:46:39.970
-Aid. Jim Jones was cheap. Yeah. It was cheap.

01:46:40.210 --> 01:46:42.289
You didn't want to buy the Kool -Aid, you'll

01:46:42.289 --> 01:46:46.189
buy the Flavor -Aid. Google it. There was a TV

01:46:46.189 --> 01:46:49.210
show where a group of people were sitting around

01:46:49.210 --> 01:46:52.529
having mimosas in the morning, which is orange

01:46:52.529 --> 01:46:55.409
juice and champagne. But they ran out, so they

01:46:55.409 --> 01:46:58.729
started using tequila and tang instead of calling

01:46:58.729 --> 01:47:00.890
it a mimosa. Oh, I love it. They called it a

01:47:00.890 --> 01:47:04.850
Mexican on the moon. A Mexican on the moon. You're

01:47:04.850 --> 01:47:07.649
wrong, but it was funny as hell. I would try

01:47:07.649 --> 01:47:10.909
one of those. Tequila and tang. Tequila and tang.

01:47:11.039 --> 01:47:13.119
I would rather just call it that, tequila and

01:47:13.119 --> 01:47:14.840
tang. Hey, wouldn't you like a tequila and tang?

01:47:14.880 --> 01:47:16.600
That would be heartburn from hell, you know,

01:47:16.600 --> 01:47:19.279
wouldn't it? Oh, God, yeah. Tang always gave

01:47:19.279 --> 01:47:21.279
me heartburn like crazy. It was rough. All that

01:47:21.279 --> 01:47:24.199
acid it is, so acidity. I didn't like the taste

01:47:24.199 --> 01:47:26.720
that well anyhow. I feel bad for the astronauts.

01:47:27.060 --> 01:47:30.880
Oh, hey, too. Plastic cleanser, bottle full of

01:47:30.880 --> 01:47:38.279
liquid. Yeah, okay. Shampoo bottle. Oh. Reason

01:47:38.279 --> 01:47:40.500
given, slipped in the shower. Oh, of course he

01:47:40.500 --> 01:47:43.899
did. A guy a couple of days later, shampoo bottle

01:47:43.899 --> 01:47:46.159
again, but it wasn't the same guy. Reason given,

01:47:46.239 --> 01:47:49.840
he was bored. I can respect that more than slipped

01:47:49.840 --> 01:47:54.100
in the shower. Maybe the conditioner, shampoo

01:47:54.100 --> 01:47:57.819
is more fun than the conditioner bottle. Now

01:47:57.819 --> 01:48:04.140
this next one I can say maybe so. A lubricant

01:48:04.140 --> 01:48:06.979
bottle. You see, you know, he might have been

01:48:06.979 --> 01:48:09.340
lubing up, and those things get slick and pop

01:48:09.340 --> 01:48:11.520
out of your hands. He was having some people

01:48:11.520 --> 01:48:13.539
over to insert large objects into him, so he

01:48:13.539 --> 01:48:15.539
wanted to get the whole trackway lubricated.

01:48:15.579 --> 01:48:17.199
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that accidentally slipped

01:48:17.199 --> 01:48:19.260
in there, so, you know, he's like, it's not quite

01:48:19.260 --> 01:48:21.659
what I wanted, but, you know, well. And he might

01:48:21.659 --> 01:48:23.439
have had one of those openings that was like

01:48:23.439 --> 01:48:25.779
six, eight inches across. That's what I'm saying.

01:48:25.779 --> 01:48:28.020
It kind of fell in. It was probably already gaping.

01:48:28.100 --> 01:48:30.439
Yeah. And then when it slipped out of his hands,

01:48:30.460 --> 01:48:32.699
it naturally went into the hole. Yeah. It's like,

01:48:32.699 --> 01:48:34.560
bang. The doctor's in there looking around and

01:48:34.560 --> 01:48:36.800
says, hey, man, I can park my car in here. Oh,

01:48:36.800 --> 01:48:40.119
yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that old, gosh, I

01:48:40.119 --> 01:48:41.880
don't know if I can remember the joke, but, like,

01:48:41.899 --> 01:48:43.739
they're talking about a woman with a really large

01:48:43.739 --> 01:48:46.600
vagina, you know, and said, you know, you're

01:48:46.600 --> 01:48:49.079
there. And the next thing you know, it's like,

01:48:49.100 --> 01:48:50.899
hey, I can put my foot in, I can put two feet

01:48:50.899 --> 01:48:52.920
in. Oh, wait a minute, my other hand, my other

01:48:52.920 --> 01:48:55.920
hand. Pretty soon he's in there. And he's like,

01:48:56.000 --> 01:48:57.880
hey, you see somebody in there? Hey, you got

01:48:57.880 --> 01:48:59.619
a flashlight? He goes, fuck, you find my car

01:48:59.619 --> 01:49:05.680
keys, we can drive out of here. Wow. It was a

01:49:05.680 --> 01:49:10.340
little bit better and spicier. All right. Oh,

01:49:10.359 --> 01:49:13.500
my gosh. I can see this next one, too. An enema

01:49:13.500 --> 01:49:17.800
bottle. Yeah? Yeah. Oops. Oh, no. Slipped. It

01:49:17.800 --> 01:49:20.760
was slick. I had shampoo on my hands. Oop, gone.

01:49:21.600 --> 01:49:23.840
It's good to remember that not all of these are

01:49:23.840 --> 01:49:26.699
dudes. Yes. Not all of these. Not all of them

01:49:26.699 --> 01:49:29.739
are. It doesn't specify on here, but I mean,

01:49:29.739 --> 01:49:34.800
yeah. An aerosol can. That could be dangerous.

01:49:35.060 --> 01:49:42.060
Yes, very much so. Dental pick. Oh, wow. This

01:49:42.060 --> 01:49:47.579
next one, a wine stopper. Okay. Were you trying

01:49:47.579 --> 01:49:49.600
to learn how to shoot it out as a party trick

01:49:49.600 --> 01:49:52.659
or something? Oh, no. You know, they call a modium

01:49:52.659 --> 01:49:56.000
AD liquid cork. Maybe he got something from that.

01:49:56.159 --> 01:49:59.420
Like, hey, you alone? I just get a cork then.

01:49:59.659 --> 01:50:03.680
I remember lead singer Wendy O. Williams was

01:50:03.680 --> 01:50:08.220
initially discovered in a Saigon whorehouse and

01:50:08.220 --> 01:50:10.460
she was shooting ping pong balls out of her cooch.

01:50:10.840 --> 01:50:13.779
For real? For real. She was also blowing out

01:50:13.779 --> 01:50:17.840
candles with it. Wow. And her promoter said she'd

01:50:17.840 --> 01:50:21.560
make a great rock star. She had a brief career

01:50:21.560 --> 01:50:28.510
making noise music. Yes. Allegedly. Wow. I never

01:50:28.510 --> 01:50:30.170
knew that, but I can believe it. Shooting ping

01:50:30.170 --> 01:50:35.350
pong balls out. Hey, making a living. Gotta eat.

01:50:35.510 --> 01:50:42.010
Yep. A corn cob holder. Oh, ow. I just want to

01:50:42.010 --> 01:50:44.989
know why. Yeah. Why did they choose that? Maybe

01:50:44.989 --> 01:50:46.810
it was one of those ones shaped like a little

01:50:46.810 --> 01:50:51.069
ear of corn. Oh, that would be good. Yeah, yeah,

01:50:51.210 --> 01:50:53.010
yeah, yeah. But then he goes through far and

01:50:53.010 --> 01:50:54.970
it's got those spiky prong ends, and you're like,

01:50:55.010 --> 01:50:56.550
oh, I need help getting this out. Oh, yeah, I

01:50:56.550 --> 01:50:59.369
can't get this out normally. Better go with a

01:50:59.369 --> 01:51:06.869
highlighter. Well, I guess they don't make brown

01:51:06.869 --> 01:51:08.590
highlighters, so maybe it was pink or yellow.

01:51:08.689 --> 01:51:11.949
Yes. A brown would have, yeah. You just don't

01:51:11.949 --> 01:51:13.750
make a brown highlighter. You can't highlight

01:51:13.750 --> 01:51:15.470
anything in brown. It's like a low light. Yeah,

01:51:15.470 --> 01:51:17.609
so they're able to find it much easier. Yeah.

01:51:19.439 --> 01:51:23.340
Not one, but two pencils. Oh. Yeah. Sharp and

01:51:23.340 --> 01:51:26.300
I'll bet. I wonder if they put an eraser end

01:51:26.300 --> 01:51:31.319
in first. You would think logically, yes. Yeah.

01:51:31.420 --> 01:51:33.260
But you don't know. You know, some people might

01:51:33.260 --> 01:51:37.020
want to get the point. Oh, our caterer called

01:51:37.020 --> 01:51:38.420
and asked if we're going to want to eat when

01:51:38.420 --> 01:51:41.800
we get home. Oh, I don't know. You? I'm not feeling

01:51:41.800 --> 01:51:44.180
all that hungry. Yeah, me neither. Okay. I told

01:51:44.180 --> 01:51:47.800
her we're good. Okay, good. Thank you. All right.

01:51:52.939 --> 01:51:57.520
magic wand toy i think that was fun gone far

01:51:57.520 --> 01:52:01.079
yeah too far fun gone too far yeah yeah it's

01:52:01.079 --> 01:52:02.880
kind of like oh i'm using this on you but hey

01:52:02.880 --> 01:52:06.560
uh how about we reverse it we think they were

01:52:06.560 --> 01:52:08.880
trying to act out a scene from harry potter yes

01:52:08.880 --> 01:52:16.880
very much so this next one's funny real A 7 -inch

01:52:16.880 --> 01:52:19.699
dildo and pliers that they used to try to remove

01:52:19.699 --> 01:52:25.539
the dildo. That's embarrassing. That's extra

01:52:25.539 --> 01:52:28.699
embarrassing. We not only got it up there, but

01:52:28.699 --> 01:52:31.060
the thing we decided to use to get it out, we

01:52:31.060 --> 01:52:36.300
also left up there. Oops! Oh my gosh, you know

01:52:36.300 --> 01:52:39.760
you're stuck then. What happened to the pliers?

01:52:40.380 --> 01:52:45.989
Well, I got some bad news. Man, those were my

01:52:45.989 --> 01:52:48.170
good players, too. Shit, they're going to be

01:52:48.170 --> 01:52:51.369
all rusty now. I'm going to have to WD -40 them.

01:52:52.829 --> 01:52:55.390
He should have done that before he tried to get

01:52:55.390 --> 01:52:57.949
them out. Yeah, that's true. All right. This

01:52:57.949 --> 01:53:00.270
next one's good, too. Broken piece of butt plug

01:53:00.270 --> 01:53:03.069
and tweezers used to try to remove the butt plug

01:53:03.069 --> 01:53:09.930
piece. I've got everybody's answer. Don't use

01:53:09.930 --> 01:53:12.329
stainless steel. Use steel. That way you can

01:53:12.329 --> 01:53:15.699
magnet it out. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Hopefully

01:53:15.699 --> 01:53:18.699
it doesn't take your colon with it, but we'll

01:53:18.699 --> 01:53:26.100
see. The next one, a film canister. Like for

01:53:26.100 --> 01:53:28.819
the old 35mm film? I think so. I think. It doesn't

01:53:28.819 --> 01:53:30.840
specify, but that would be the only logical.

01:53:30.859 --> 01:53:33.539
Yeah, I would think that'd be. Yep. A battery

01:53:33.539 --> 01:53:38.279
-powered light. Ooh. I wonder if his rectum was

01:53:38.279 --> 01:53:41.199
glowing. Probably so. Is he trying to see something

01:53:41.199 --> 01:53:44.779
there? this next one i'm sure a flashlight yeah

01:53:44.779 --> 01:53:49.840
yeah a plastic coat hanger with outside of a

01:53:49.840 --> 01:53:56.479
hanger cut off so he could drive to the er he

01:53:56.479 --> 01:54:04.119
tried to sit in the car it's like oh oh oh man

01:54:04.119 --> 01:54:09.670
good thing he didn't have a motorcycle You've

01:54:09.670 --> 01:54:11.869
got to be really bored and really wanting to

01:54:11.869 --> 01:54:13.909
experiment to stuff some of these things up there.

01:54:14.029 --> 01:54:16.369
What would you have had to have done sexually

01:54:16.369 --> 01:54:19.949
before to lead to this? Yeah, I guess you have

01:54:19.949 --> 01:54:22.210
to try almost everything else to get to that

01:54:22.210 --> 01:54:23.050
point. I would think so. It's like, yeah, none

01:54:23.050 --> 01:54:25.449
of that does it for me anymore. Yikes. I think

01:54:25.449 --> 01:54:27.529
I'm going to need that closing. I hope I never

01:54:27.529 --> 01:54:32.390
get that jaded. Oh, God. I don't think we're

01:54:32.390 --> 01:54:36.260
geared like that, but, you know, all right. But,

01:54:36.420 --> 01:54:38.579
you know, if regular old sex ain't doing it for

01:54:38.579 --> 01:54:40.619
you, how about you just give up instead of stuffing

01:54:40.619 --> 01:54:42.279
these weird things up your body? Oh, that's what

01:54:42.279 --> 01:54:44.899
I'm saying, too. Just, I don't know, man. Yeah,

01:54:44.899 --> 01:54:47.600
maybe retire from sex. Yeah, yeah. If that's

01:54:47.600 --> 01:54:50.039
what it's leading to, then just quit. Yeah. Stop

01:54:50.039 --> 01:54:55.340
it altogether. Oh, all right. A penny. That's

01:54:55.340 --> 01:54:57.420
what happened to them all in circulation. Yeah,

01:54:57.439 --> 01:54:59.600
really. You can get copper poisoning from that.

01:54:59.760 --> 01:55:04.039
Oh, yeah, that'd be funny. It has lead in it,

01:55:04.060 --> 01:55:10.739
right? Let's see. The current one is copper over

01:55:10.739 --> 01:55:13.920
aluminum. Yeah, yeah. I think it used to. Yeah.

01:55:14.039 --> 01:55:17.220
And I think it's more they need it to be heavier.

01:55:17.500 --> 01:55:20.319
Yeah. All right. Trigger the vending machines.

01:55:20.840 --> 01:55:23.180
Yeah. That's it right there, I'm pretty sure.

01:55:23.399 --> 01:55:28.359
Light bulb. Last sight first. Ah. The bulb got

01:55:28.359 --> 01:55:32.859
sucked up due to the suction effect. It happens.

01:55:34.479 --> 01:55:37.279
So he had an ass vacuum that took that light

01:55:37.279 --> 01:55:44.920
bulb up there. I wonder what sound it made. And

01:55:44.920 --> 01:55:47.100
then I wonder if his asshole closed. No, it didn't.

01:55:47.140 --> 01:55:49.560
It probably snapped shut behind it. I don't know

01:55:49.560 --> 01:55:51.460
if you're capable of snapping shut if that's

01:55:51.460 --> 01:55:52.659
what you're shot at. I know, that's true. But

01:55:52.659 --> 01:55:55.079
yeah, you know, if it did, it went... A little

01:55:55.079 --> 01:55:59.479
meaty smack. Sounded like a couple of sirloins

01:55:59.479 --> 01:56:06.979
smacking together. All right. A vape pen. Let's

01:56:06.979 --> 01:56:09.020
hope he was just hiding it. Yeah, let's hope

01:56:09.020 --> 01:56:14.680
so. But probably not. This next one. A corn cob

01:56:14.680 --> 01:56:19.319
style pipe. If it was just a corn cob, you could

01:56:19.319 --> 01:56:21.079
say, hey, I was wiping my ass and I found it.

01:56:21.840 --> 01:56:24.840
I don't believe in modern day toilet paper. Oh

01:56:24.840 --> 01:56:28.880
my gosh. Oh, the next guy that we support on

01:56:28.880 --> 01:56:31.579
Joshua Feldman, the man on the hustle, is the

01:56:31.579 --> 01:56:35.100
inventor of two -ply toilet paper. Joseph Hamilton.

01:56:36.220 --> 01:56:40.079
Yeah. Back in 1896, he discovered two fly toilet

01:56:40.079 --> 01:56:46.220
paper. Great idea. Yeah, he is. I'm just thinking

01:56:46.220 --> 01:56:47.520
about all these people, and all of a sudden,

01:56:47.600 --> 01:56:49.760
your butthole isn't supposed to have mud flaps.

01:56:51.539 --> 01:56:53.699
It's not supposed to have meat curtains. No.

01:56:53.779 --> 01:56:58.000
I mean, if anything, could they, like, sew a

01:56:58.000 --> 01:56:59.720
button on there and just, you know, button it

01:56:59.720 --> 01:57:03.140
up? Yeah, like a little snap. Yeah, you figure

01:57:03.140 --> 01:57:06.060
one little slip in a mayonnaise jar, and you're

01:57:06.060 --> 01:57:08.140
like, I'm going to get a button sewn on it. Yeah.

01:57:08.859 --> 01:57:11.399
Velcro. Velcro, that's it. I mean, that'd be

01:57:11.399 --> 01:57:14.340
so easy. You just, time to take a dump. Yeah,

01:57:14.340 --> 01:57:19.439
there you go, nothing going in there now. All

01:57:19.439 --> 01:57:24.180
right, a rubber gasket. Well, I guess a gasket

01:57:24.180 --> 01:57:25.979
in that situation, probably a place you'd want

01:57:25.979 --> 01:57:28.500
to have a gasket. Yeah, yeah, you have a blowout,

01:57:28.520 --> 01:57:32.479
you want some protection there, yes. A piece

01:57:32.479 --> 01:57:35.279
of a nose hair trimmer. Ooh, just a piece of

01:57:35.279 --> 01:57:39.779
one. Yeah. I guess he was somewhat a virgin.

01:57:40.100 --> 01:57:43.399
Was it maybe a bud hair trimmer? It could be.

01:57:44.899 --> 01:57:47.439
I think he was just starting out. He wasn't quite

01:57:47.439 --> 01:57:49.260
all the way there yet. He was just starting out.

01:57:49.359 --> 01:57:51.739
He might have been a one -finger and pinky. Yeah.

01:57:51.760 --> 01:57:53.699
Yeah, you know, and he was, like, trying to progress.

01:57:54.239 --> 01:57:58.800
So that's all he could do. A rectangle, a rectangular

01:57:58.800 --> 01:58:03.279
travel toothbrush. Oh, a man on the go. Yeah,

01:58:03.380 --> 01:58:06.479
probably done in a hotel room. Toby didn't brush

01:58:06.479 --> 01:58:10.460
his teeth with it afterwards. Or her. Or they,

01:58:10.560 --> 01:58:14.880
them. Yeah, whatever. The next one. A baton.

01:58:16.760 --> 01:58:20.180
Like a conductor's baton? Or like a police baton?

01:58:20.279 --> 01:58:22.479
Oh, shit. I never even thought about that. A

01:58:22.479 --> 01:58:24.039
conductor's baton would be a little thinner,

01:58:24.140 --> 01:58:26.869
a little longer. It doesn't say. It just says,

01:58:26.869 --> 01:58:29.069
I'm going to think if it was a police baton,

01:58:29.069 --> 01:58:29.890
it would say that. Yeah, it'd probably say it,

01:58:29.949 --> 01:58:31.970
yeah. So I'm going to think it's conductor. Yeah,

01:58:32.109 --> 01:58:35.029
a regular one. And then, last but not least,

01:58:35.130 --> 01:58:38.409
a hair tie. And that was for a beginner, too.

01:58:38.710 --> 01:58:41.949
That was a pinky guy, or a girl, or whatever.

01:58:43.569 --> 01:58:47.630
Oh, my gosh. Yeah, isn't that something? Wow.

01:58:47.890 --> 01:58:51.069
All right. I don't believe I will ever be quite

01:58:51.069 --> 01:58:53.789
that bored that I would do any of that. No, I

01:58:53.789 --> 01:58:57.189
don't either. No. I don't either. I have to believe

01:58:57.189 --> 01:58:59.369
I will always come up with other things to do

01:58:59.369 --> 01:59:04.470
rather than do any of those. I am certain I can

01:59:04.470 --> 01:59:06.890
find something to do besides shoving things up

01:59:06.890 --> 01:59:08.649
my rectum that shouldn't be there. Yeah, yeah.

01:59:09.449 --> 01:59:15.689
That's just me. Yeah, yeah. All right. Yep. We're

01:59:15.689 --> 01:59:17.729
coming up on about two hours here. Just go ahead

01:59:17.729 --> 01:59:19.829
and shut it. I think we're good. All right, let's

01:59:19.829 --> 01:59:23.539
do it. All right. Everybody, thank you so much

01:59:23.539 --> 01:59:25.840
for listening. I mean, it's really reflecting

01:59:25.840 --> 01:59:29.720
in our listenership and our listeners. You guys

01:59:29.720 --> 01:59:31.640
are really bringing it. We just want to say thank

01:59:31.640 --> 01:59:33.319
you so much and don't fuck yourself.